The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - $17 IN BALTIMORE W DC YOUNG FLY, KARLOUS MILLER & CHICO BEAN | Ep. 230

Episode Date: April 3, 2020

The coldest podcast lit up Baltimore with a hilarious comedy special that will got down in the history books. Karlous Miller, Chico Bean and DC Young Fly deliver a two hour show that only THEY could pull off! It's live improv comedy with the coldest live band in the game recorded live at the Modell Lyric theater in Baltimore. Some things you can only witness at a live 85 South Show! #85southshow #dcyoungfly #karlousmiller #chicobean FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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fill it in the 85,000 Yeah! We're heading! Yeah! We're heading! We're at Baltimore! We're in Baltimore!

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You made the shit smell like cigarettes You don't smell nothing cigarettes and chewing gum in hell Look, look, look, look, look, look, hey number four likes in the backpack Man, my phone out of that, ain't fucking with that shit No, don't Android use this thing, got no flashlight. Ha ha!

Y'all like that What's up, baby? Hey Auntie Turn it up Auntie in the front row Looking good that came from church

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Damn damn I like her. There ain't no cookin, that's a single, too. Tiger. That's a whole saber, too. Go ahead. Get the whole front song, put them on the counter. Sit down, Baltimore, have a seat.

Oh, we gotta talk good shit in the end of the fight. We and Bemore. Bemore, what do? What's going on, man? Nah, this is the 85 South show. We need John Lime than that. Baltimore, what's going on? Oh!

Hey, D.C., look at the people on the side, look like they're on a boat. They're on a cruise. Two boats passing me said it, mom, ma'am. I'd be nervous and shit up there. You know that bopony. Old dinner motherfucker. That's the oldest balcony in Baltimore. That shit, that shit, spray painting.

That thing got their old-end leather coat. I know that bitch came with a 30-8 revolver. They got a 22 in that bitch. The same gun they shot. Look, he yelling, yeah, dicko, yeah. I know that niggins. I know him. He drive the city bus.

Yeah, they spray-printed that whole section, them seats in there. Choo did. We're in Baltimore, man. How you know? How you know you in Baltimore, Chico? Because a couple of niggas already said, what did you?

Number two. There'll be chew. What is that? Hot dear. That's like, why y'all say that? Two. You. No, it's two.

No, it's not. It's chew. Baltimore niggas sound like French. They got like a little bit of French nigger in a lady. What's that with you number two? I wore my new balance because that's something that DC niggas and Baltimore niggas argue about. Alright, all right, Baltimore.

Make some noise if y'all wore the new balance first. Somebody lied to you, nigger. You're wrong. Who made them first? We wore them first. Y'all won first. D.C. niggas won first. For real. We wore first. But that shit's just stupid as fuck that we argue about that

because we're the only two cities that wear them the way we do. Everywhere else you see these motherfuckers, it's old white man walking around the mall before I'll open. I'll tell you right now, you see a white man in the South wearing them. He's going to call you a nigger. To your face. He's going to point him out. You are a...

That's what the end stand for in the South, nigger. We're going to fall in the South, nigger. Nigger walkers. Don't come up here, snoring shit. No, I'm just saying, Baltimore, D.C. unique cities. We're only 45 minutes away, but we got this stupid-ass beef that we don't know where it started it. Why? Like, it'd be over dumb shit.

Like, who wore the Nike boots first? Nicar, who gives a fuck? You're the only two cities to wear them. Everywhere else, they were like, nigga, you got them Frankenstines on. God damn. Look, the white boy over there by himself. Lick, ain't got no friends. He looked like that one student, that shit on itself.

in the day, now he can't be by nobody. Nobody goes by Adam. He had an accident today. Hey Adam. He said that the niggum be shit out of that stuff. Man got on three in my office when you shit on yourself in school. We got on sweatpants, dress shoes, and a tank top. That's all they got left.

Hey, D.C., he got in trouble because some got on the tuition. No, niggas so stupid. They ain't gonna get up and say, yo. Yo, help. What's up, everybody up top? How y'all living? I don't need these shit on the floor. It's a stupid, bro.

Shout out to the niggas on the roof. The niggins in the back with the sound booth, stupid eye. These niggas up there stepping on calls and shit. Y'all be careful in that last row. It might be some spiders under them seats. Oh, don't get electrocuted. Look at her, she hit her head on the roof. She takes a bridge with like a motherfucker.

Can't nobody tell this, sir? Zoom man, as close as you can. Hell no, she's zoomed in. My face don't look like mashed potatoes. Guys, I'm good. Look out the Android users don't want to laugh! What's up, Wichisholm? You just went and got you a good field trip lunch box.

That's what it is. Pop-porn. That's probably $7 a box. How much the popcorn cost in this bill? $5? That's disrespectful. Old is this building is. That popcorn should be free. Shit, I'll pay $5 for it, but they're going to have to be. but they're gonna have to pop my shit on site.

They can't get me none that's already been popped. I wait, you're gonna have to repop my shit though. Fuck that. Nah, fuck that. I like hot popcorn. Is it the little machine or the big? It's like a little box. It's a little machine.

Oh, it's free pack. Waited by the loom machine. I went free pop. Oh, no bitch is. Oh, they brought in here. Just no way to have shit to do with that. eating in a bowl pre-pop popcorn they got boxes of that shit in the back exactly I went to the store to put them in some popcorn boxes and resold it

this a black-haired show I know somebody snuck some food in this bitch it's somebody in here eating the shit that they brought come on it's a nigga in the back with a turkey sandwich he's gonna be sick when he eating because the turkey from Thanksgiving he ain't all know why the niggins still eating Thanksgiving turkey oh it's still a bunch of people still eat Thanksgiving food this week. If you are stopped, you are going to die right now. It's Christmas. She's talking about, no.

Stop me eating that shit. This Thanksgiving was four months ago. You know when they- You know when they just stop some food in. It is over with. Girl got that big person. She got the big, big person. That's what she's sticking good food in.

You know your girl, a good girl. When you're going to go to the movie, she grabbed that big purse thing. y'all have stopped the chicks for late she got all tight and shit in that motherfucker that's why you gotta get a one with big titty you don't even see the shit they have she got the weed on this side the liquor she got a whole fifth of energy up to this titty a big bag of imambs so you better make sure you know how it's a cell phone charger you better make sure you watch the extra car keys before I suck them got all that shit in your tits and your tithes taste like concrete Because you sneak in all types of contraband in your tithis.

Thank you. Thank you for that. Teets taste like yesterday. You're gonna be charred? We in Baltimore, though, y'all. This is the... This shit so late. This is the...

For real. I represent. I swear on everything. I talk a lot of shit, but I fuck with y'all said so much that y'all were the first motherfuckers who held out of the first shows like y'all. Right. I never forget that.

So when I say I love y'all motherfucker, I love you. I love y'all, cheer. Cheer. Hey, I love when they say that because it just sounds like more than regular too. It just sounds like you're gonna get some extra shit with you. I mean, you're on. Cheer?

Okay, let me get forward on then. Right. Exactly. Don't like on some niggas shit, they're gonna look out. I remember the first time I heard the boss of my motherfucker say, hot dog. That shit fucked me up. What happened?

He was like, yeah, man, when he ran down, he gave me a hot dude. I'm like, a what? A hot dude. A hot dude. A dude. A D-U-U-U-U-Y. Gee, what that cup, come on a hot dude. Yeah, relish.

Bosmore, man, listen, I don't care where you were at America. You might have dope fiends, but this is the home of the greatest dope fiends in the world. They are talented. Y'all got the Golden State Warriors of dope fiends out this motherfucker from last year. You can't defeat them, Nick. Y'all dope fiends are talented. One thing is to drop it ahead. He was just like, mm-hmm.

I'm like, nigga, I'm for the point you out to did it. Come in. Nick, I need the record deal. Nah, it's just that you, if you just seen the dopeane lean, you ain't never seen it like it is in Baltimore, because they always start with a conversation before they start leaning. Excuse me, man.

I'm just one of the interview. Appreciate it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, man. Oh, man, I'm sorry. Oh, man, I'm sorry. I didn't know Hey Matt Balee you might be on this shit for real I'm telling you got some good ass No, ain't no way in the fuck, bro Chico on that shit right now, bro

Why that nigga ain't gonna go all the way like this Why you got deep on a little fan? That nigga started walking like that I'm from PC man to Baltimore Doveins, you see them everywhere outside of the Royal Farm's gas station boy, that one downtown the niggas be out there having a lean competition

At least you got niggins that one Ain't nothing like the Atlanta crack head. Them niggas something serious. Time on, why did you make so much noise for that? Because she brought Atlanta crack and tell them. Hey, baby. They know what we do. Tell them.

Well, we do what we do. And that's all we do. Too legit to quit. Damn, one of the Atlanta crank head is something serious. Nick, I went to the gas station one day, nigga came out. Nigger, a crack head was under my car. I said, what wrong with you?

He said, shit. They come on. Cranky call. Damn. I said, I can call. They can crack. Boy, I'm Atlanta Crick here. They always got some shit to say back to you.

You know how they regular homes people run up to. Excuse me, brother. You got in common out. I don't need no money. If you can just give me something to eat. Give me something to eat. I said, all right, man. Come on there, get what you want.

I ain't ready to eat yet. I ain't ready to eat yet. Yeah. Yeah. Some Baltimore don't things like that too. Hit you with some shit you never heard before. It's, give me, man. Hey, bro.

You heard what happened? Like, no, oh gee, what happened? Man, you mean tell me you ain't heard of what happened? You just gave me a dollar. You like, God, damn. You are good, sir. You said, y'all crack ass something serious. Niggum.

I'm glad I had one. Walk up on me again. I'm like, what? Nick, hell no, he called other crackhead. Hey, Nick, come in, come in, Nick! He didn't see the nigga, woo. Why, watch you all the time, boy? I was like, on what?

He said, the whole song. I said, no, then you got a cable to build, exactly. Them cracker is in Atlanta, that's true. They run up on you and recognize you, and you be like, and they say the wrong shit. Like, oh man, what's that with you, baby? Cut the beat. I love you, nigger.

You're like, that ain't need my shit, OG. Oh, well, well, well, well, You own that motherfucker, let me get some money. You got 50 cents? 50. All that money you get, you got 50. All that money you get, you got 50 cents? Well, how about I to keep my 50 cents?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. I'm just saying, I didn't want it if I can. You know, I'm going to sleep again. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred.

Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. I was about to say,

if he's doing this shit two times, he's on that shit for real. I was just waiting. Y'all saw me watch. I was like, that nigga, I'm for real. I'm better get him checked in somewhere. If that thing is doing two times,

ain't no fucking way. Indy games plays. Y'all Ravens winning. I know y'all happy about that. That boy looking like a little Michael Vick got there. That boy had to hit him. Then y'all support him. This y'all. Y'all support him! Every last one of you dark-skinned black niggas, support him! No, fuck that. White people y'all support them too. Y'all don't be doing shit. They're gonna do it regardless. Fuck them, this. Fuck that.

Right. They don't be supporting our shit. They only need us for... for the sports. Oh. You know? I don't never see them in the soul moves fight. You gotta think about it.

Supporting the local shit. That is the most you have seen white people together that be happy about some niggas. Let me think about it. I don't know. Every time you score touchdown, it'll be 40 white people. Nah, that's true, but if there's a group of white people and the police show up in there's some niggas, they do the same. No, they're the right white people. They do the right white people.

But yeah, y'all got a supporter man Because he got motherfuckers hating on him and shit You know, a niggas say he only able to do what he do Because he can hide the ball Because his arm's so dark Like a cool fan shit is that Like a nigga gonna grab you Man, shut the fuck up

Right Dumbass and there should have been a whole lot more Black quarterbacks if you could just get away With that shit I know a bunch of dogs get niggas that can throw In my neighborhood They ain't never went to the NFL This bitch about high any football

The only thing wrong with that statement Is the wrong motherfucker fucking said I know a few niggas that's the same color as the football. What if it's true? That's going to be the part that hurt the most. You laugh because you know them niggins too. There's plenty of niggas in here right now. I can hold a football.

I'm like, niggas you. Fuck is that on your arm, bro? This nigg got a bubble on his wrist. I don't give a fuck. It's not funny. The white man said. What's a loser. white man right here that came to support us. Thank you, sir.

Right here. How that Bubba's fall. Yeah, no white. Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, right in everywhere. That thing is. Mexican. That nigga, boy, that shit was so funny. He got up and spent in the circle.

He said, God damn. Because he was thinking the same shit earlier. Brother, you're behind it, man. I don't see the white people for real. And then it's crazy. It's another Bubba's spot sitting right beside him. I didn't even notice you. Hey man, this nigga crazy.

He got a white girl, but her hair curled like a motherfucker. Who the fuck curled your hair? Tammy. Tammy got her shit bumped in the back and laid like Mary J. Blodge after the divorce. Even the black women like that bitch, dead now. You ain't white, whiteish. You white? Shit.

Look at the boots. They go all the way up to her motherfucking hip. You ain't white. You dick. You like a talian. Shit. That's white. She is white.

You can tell about that nigger sweater. Oh. Oh. Hey, put your sweater on regarding the show. Get off the floor, nigger. You gonna fumble around the camera. This nigger got some vester on his sweater. I told you, man.

With a whole bunch of my goddamn sweater. Get up off the floor, nigg. That is not a Christmas sweater. They have not swept this floor in years. This thing I got some else's the on his shirt. That man got some belts up. The nigger that'd be sprained. Flug-a-flict pairs.

But that's why I probably wouldn't a white girl. She probably makes him feel so good. Oh my god, babe, you look so amazing. Put that fucking sweater on. Put it on, babe. Put it on, babe. Put it on. Put it on.

Put it on. Put it on. Put it on. Put it on. You just make me want to just suck your cop right now. Put it on. You suck your cop right now. Put it on, me.

Put it on, me. Put it on. Oh, my God. Shit, oh my God. She'd be saying shit nigger ain't never heard before. Look at Mama's big strong man. Look at them. Such a big strong man you are.

You're gonna be like, I'm strong, for real? Yeah, you were strong before, but once you put on your sweater, muscle man. You're stupid! The ugliest sweater I ever see. It's another man in here with a white girl. And it was on sale. So they don't see us.

Lean back, just if you lean back, they won't notice. notice in the crazy part he's sitting next to a black woman where leave that niggil alone he having a good time if that nigger want to roll in the he good bro just stay right here don't bought nobody you can you can fall out in the goddamn floor if you want to want to what this nigger been through I hope everybody in this bitch laugh at something until they fall to fuck out he needed that you know what no bro that thing might have been locked up for five winters this is his first winter home yeah well brum anything with the go wrong in this morpoh they're talking about what you get up out of here boy all you got to do is just slide on the floor

this sweater slick than the floor look at the black lady's him aside you're looking at the sweater like no way my nigger would that goddamn swatter she'd talk big shit to you man you're gonna take that little boy ass sweater the fuck all we're going in public man you're hot bro i know you hot for real keep me one thousand i'm hot for you if that was your niggie you'll let her wet as well She said, hell no, Nick. You know what you got that sweat or fun. You know what I mean? She's not.

Man, put it on. Talking on. Put it on, babe. Put it on. Babe, come on. That woman will make you feel bad. She's going to be on the phone talking shit about you while you're taking the sweat off.

Yeah, bitch, had to tell that nigga take that little goof-ass sweat off. Told that nigga stay out of my down the mall. That nigga keep going over there buying that cheap-ass shit. Take your ass to or run to mills and get your. you some polo wearing them little boy ass sweaters. That mall, what's that mom? Mondalman. I'm gonna tell you, that mall fucked up.

I knew that mall was fucked up. When I walked up to it and the dough was dirty, it had out of the black finger prancing all around the helmet. Oh, that's just... Stupid, stupid. Nick, as soon as you walk in the mall, you were at Burger King Kitchen.

Nigger frying chicken selling it. Right there, that grease hot is right by the dough. The whole dough smell like greasy. grease this shit. Then it's a whole bunch of homeless niggins acting like they're about to order, but they ain't order me. And you're looking at you order. That whole mall smelled like a blood. Everything in there smelled like weed. And how do you say it pronounce?

Maundalman. Mondalman. I'm not listening to. You'll never be able to say it like that. I'm not, no. Mondalman. I was in that bitch. I heard a girl let her home girl get into it. It's like, bitch. Come get these shit. Why isn't for the cur of your bag? That's a you-nigger-ass mall right there, boy.

It's a hood mall. I want to bitch that a cur of a bang. Then it's a high school writer. What's that, Douglas right across the street? No, you know what they call it? What? Douglas. Douglass.

Hey, those little niggas, they go to that school. I don't know why they make them wear uniforms. That is pointless. This niggas aggressive in that mall park and that when you pull up at the school. What's that what you're doing over here? Mind of my business, little nigger. Baltimore got the most, some of the wildest young niggas. You ever been driving your car, Baltimore, as soon as you get off the highways,

four young niggas with squirt bottles and a squeegee. And they, they like the regular niggins that wash your windows. They ain't give you no choice, niggas, soon as you stop. Then it's another nigger at your window. You know the fuck-up part about that is that the next time you stop, you gotta get the nigger to wash the window because the other nigger that's got that shit. all grisly, now you can't get damn sleepy.

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Hey, it by our side. What's your say, bro? You need to make that your ring tone, nigga. Every time your phone will ring, D.C. That's where it's blue baby. He's hot. He's sweating on his arm, bitch right now. Because that's

It's cool, That's how you feel? I say it's going to be Should have never wore that sweater But it's been so perfect with this wintertime weather I didn't even know this Sylvester Until he got up in my state, damn, my nigger, that's so best.

Yeah, you can't compare it. The white girl was like, gone, babe, wearing it. Put it on. Babe, put it on. What? What, you better put it out on this. We don't let it want no lumen tools on their clothing, so. Why don't know this nigga been locked up, bro?

No, I think they got a roller coaster. That's what happened. Let me see if we got any ladies in here tonight. We got any ladies in here tonight? Single ladies, wait at, single ladies. Pay your own bills. Pay your own bills. Look at some of those hands went down.

That's fucked up. What happened to your business, son? I did see the hands go down. You see it? Oh, wait a minute, man, what the fuck is you doing? Oh, bitch, don't do that. What did you do? Fuck that.

We're in Baltimore. We don't know what this money come with. with, fuck that, we are in Baltimore, with you not know what this one to go. Look that. I give you four, I give you $4 to come clean. Hey, you know what? Matter of fact, DC, you know we need to use this for? Hey, my man, here, come take this, get you another sweater.

Come take this, get you another sweater. Use this a water sweater front. Dad, Carlos, she came up here and made it rain on you. made it rain on you with some wards. I'm offended. No, she didn't. I'm offended. She's gonna drive home and realize how stupid she is.

She's gonna be like, boy, I ain't got no gas. I am offended. But that's the thing, you know she's been planning this year all week. Saving a dollar a day. That's one. Fucking them up. Fucking them up. Uh-oh, I got three.

I ain't get no lunch today. I bet you won't, bitch. What's you saving up for, bitch? What I'm saving up for, bitch. I'm saving up for, bitch. I'm gonna make it rain on Carlos. What? I'm gonna make it rain on Carlos. How much you gonna throw, bitch?

$17. Ooh. You gotta spread it out, but that ain't a lot. That is a lot when it's once. Okay, how you gonna do it? You're gonna be like, one. Y'all, y'all. Y'all is shit.

I'm gonna be like one. Then I'm for Baltimore, so I'm gonna be like, T. Y'all like shit. I'm offended. You offended. She think I'm a $17-dollar-ass thing. Okay. ma'am what do you do I'm talking about she wants what do you do what you get this

money from that window washing money she got from her son all the way back to the she didn't all her son low window wash she said by her sugar dad he's sitting there like baby you can spin it on you tell you how you want to tell me what type of nigg did she did did you just give her that 17 dollars to come up and throw on another nigga he were on his Oh, these are tips. It's tip money. Time out, time out, I want to hear, go ahead. Shit smell wet.

I made it rain on you because I had to do it again. She did, she said I had to do it again. You said like your breast night. I make it rain on you and I'll do it again. Fuck is you talking about. Two times. Like, okay, man. Hey man, shit.

Throw my toothpaste money at the nigger, that's what I do. What my dog? I told you how Mike is stank. You did a good Waffle House tip. I gave them two waffles. Either way, Ms. Lady, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

I'm gonna clap for that shit. She stunted, y'all. Make some love for us. She stunted. Ooh. No, that just made my prayers work. That just made my prayers work. I said, I was asking God for a woman with some money.

I didn't mean getting too specific. And God, answer your prayers if you pray right. And I didn't get specific. I'm like, God, give me a woman with some money. You're like, you sure? I'm like, I swear to God. I swear to you. And then.

$17 later. That's what happened. See what happened? See what happened? See? You need to pray. But one thing I know for sure, if it had a happened one time, that won't be the last. If it's meant to be a man, you're going to be like, okay, I'm ready to go.

What is taking so long with a game? All the young fellas, always avoid women who got that deep-a-foot. All the young fellas, always avoid women who got that deep-ass boys. What you got to do, young man? Don't do it. Trust me, keep your innocence. She was going to put it right here and she cleaned the door now. That was hilarious.

It was. This didn't see shit all the time. Right. It's the only place that's shit like that can happen. Ain't no one going money and niggas nowhere. Except for the 85 Southwood. Yeah, yeah. You're going to see the squid.

You're going to see the squid. Man, what thing you and your girl talking about in the car? She didn't walk me up and do some money and she's niggas. You get me. He's driving. It's quiet in the car. The radio isn't even on. What the fuck wrong with you, good? Nah, you don't even say that at first. Alright, so, uh, you have the money on you?

Yeah, I bet you don't. You can do it all that that nigga at that motherfucker show. What matter of fact, hold up? Bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? You want to burst me like that? You know what fuck that? You know what fuck that? I'm sorry. You ain't sorry, man. I'm sorry.

You ain't sorry? I had to. I had to. Why the fuck you had to throw money at another nigger and the show in front of all these people? It was so many people I had to stut. Well, why you don't never stunt with me? You ain't never throw no money.

Hold up. Hold up fuck, nigger who you're talking to. First of all, this is my cause. Let's not forget. Your name is how old. Well, we ain't going to be able to pay for the motherfucker If you keep throwing money, you niggas, bitch. I worked at Woffa House, like, that was my tip money.

I took you out. What you do for me? What you do for me? Huh? What you do for me? Wouldn't be no any-class I'm talking for me. It would be no coffee if it was for me. Look at your shirt that I got from sitting in trees.

It wouldn't be down for me. Hey, that's how women do. That's how they do you. When they do fucking, what you, they act like you would have been dead without them. We can't do now, but just sit there and just listen to that shit. Because she's speaking of truth, like it didn't live on long. She did about it in shirt. And that was her $17, nigga.

This is a slid. Soon as she started throwing the money, that thing, the stomach's lying around. Yeah, no dinner the night, champ. You're gonna have to make some noodles when you get to the house. Wait to the water stop bubbling before you put them in there. Don't fuck him up. That's your last chance. He'll go old school, nigga.

He don't care. He'll go home and eat some shit on nobody. Like, I got some sardines, boy sauce, that. Vienna sauce. And the fucked up part, she's been planning at the whole show. He probably asked him for some little popcorn money. Hey, babe, let me get five dollars. Go get some popcorn.

got it. You see, I think he said it, I was like, growl. Oh. You see, this lady has stole your head. And now she's trying to negotiate it with her. What their head, see? And she just stopped and started crying. What you said, Buh.

Everything in head, no, girl. That's what happens soon as you kept your lady on some bullshit. She'll never see you when you see her house fucking up. She's out fucking up. She out with the nigger, her back third. As soon as you see her, your goddamn stuff. That's what you know, your girl don't care about you no more, even. When she stopped giving the fuck, if you ate today, nigger, it's over. As ladies, y'all be concerned, what did you eat today? What did you eat? When she stopped asking you that shit, she got another big beef on the body. I'm gonna tell you the number one way to know your lady is completely done fucking with you.

What's that? If she come home on a Monday, come straight home, chain clothes and say she got somewhere else to be if she don't want you to go. It's an overwage, nigga. What the fuck she got to be at on Monday at 4.45? And you, none of the old niggins, lad, they just look, yeah, that's how different. That's how different. He said, that money is right, bro. I feel sorry now, but, you know.

That money, put that money away. That shit is evil. that money came up there. I don't matter how you do. I don't know where that money came from. And money just got a bad spirit on it. All money ain't good money. I ain't never been, but she is going to get your family.

I got it in there. That thing is that he's going to start bringing. What? Yeah, we're going to get you $2 back so you can get a hot dough. Some. She got money. Put that shit there. She came up there.

That shit. We should get some money from everybody in. Yeah, no, no, especially not this time of year. Ain't nobody got no extra money. They ain't used it. No extra few dollars that you don't want no more. If God put it in your pocket, I'm gonna get it on your heart. Yeah.

No, that's the money. Because if you can put it on your mind, you can get it out your pocket. You heard what's it. I said, if you put it on your mind, you can get it out of your pocket. So we're gonna work on your mind. a financial demon out of this room today. Amen.

Because if you turn to the book of black man. Amen. And the first verse in the first chapter, when it speaks in the book of money, the first letters are quite clear. I ain't got none. I ain't got none. Keep going, Pastor.

And now, see, that is such a powerful, statement when you look at it for what it is. I ain't, meaning I. Wait a minute, brother. When you look at the words, I, you have to understand who I am. Who am I, pastor? Who am I? I am us, but us is not we because we can never be like them because we are not there. Yes, sir. Amen. Take your time, pastor. Take your time. See, to understand I, you have to understand me. And for me to be myself, you're going to have to understand who I am.

Now see, when you look at the word 8, see, you go back to ability. See, ain't speaks on ability. I ain't, meaning I am not. I ain't. Yes, sir. Got means to have. means to possess to have and to hold and then when you add the word none meaning zero meaning nothing to have so the black man has spoken a powerful word when you asked him for some money and he says i ain't got none

my lord yes indeed uh-huh let me take my time yes sir don't go no the point is right there they got to get to it Now, see, a lot of people have a misconception of when a black man says, I ain't got none, meaning there is none to have. But when a black man says, I don't got none, I ain't got none. That means that I have no extra. I have enough to function on what I'm doing, and you are not going to cut into... Amen.

Yes. Now, think of the words when you add the word mine, Because I and mine are one in the same. See, now you're starting to understand myself. Uh-huh. You're starting to get me. I can see myself in all of you. Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Passer, pass, pass. Yes, sir. So now we got the collection plate here and come around. Oh, I did not forget about the collection. We're going to start. The doors, lock all the doors. Nobody locked the door.

We have a commitment of $17. We want everybody to reach. We got an ATM. Deacon, forget, if you need money, we got an ATM. We have a commitment of $17. We want everybody to do. Give a little bit more than $17, because if you got a 17, that means you got a little bit more to get a guard. You ain't got none, but we need some.

So please, we want to start here with you, sir. Over there we'll pass around. I think we need a selection from from the Johnson. Let us get some money. Alright. You want to take? Come on. All right.

All right. That's not at all. I say, when I think about the law, it makes me want your harder love. Make me want to get at my tail go through $17 your whole dollar. Oh, man, sir, I got to keep my money for you, thank you, nigga, thank you, all right, let's a noise for my man right there, oh, I swear he is the best. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, stop, stop, wait a minute, stop, stop, wait, wait, that's enough, that's enough.

Hold up, hold up, hold on, that nigger ran off like this. You seen that shit? I said, oh, hell, now. I don't know who I'm done. You can have that dollar back, man. You don't know that he's touch, right? Girl, yeah. We need some money.

That's enough. Which straight. You were not put that in the church newspaper. Oh, you don't like to wear that thing ran off. Which state? Yeah. You stupid. Y'all ain't catch that one.

That nigga did come through his money up. He said. Hey, that boy gallop. On the way he's from, but he galloped. This is the name of him. Shut out the buddy with that little bit of vest on. You still cold. Little vests.

That ain't covered up his nipples. That ain't even a real vest. That is a jacket lining. That is a life jacket. You got the inside of a no face on. Ah. How you doing, Midlady? You good.

See you over there, wake your ass up. Hey, man, time, you know how funny that is for niggas from my area. When you can't afford the norface or you just buy the lining, nigger, and you walk around with that low-ass lining on the wintertime, like you got a real north face, oh, nigger, that is the lining of a north face, sir. Where you get that from, O.G? Can't laugh at that, niggas. You say, what?

You said, what? You got there from Skenet trail. No, nigg. No, niggins. He doesn't have water line in one winter. We got you from the back on Senate. Right here. This nigga is retorto.

We got it on a clarin-grack-old city trail. Why you get it wrong? City trail. Oh. You're going to quit clock on to the people, man. City trains are sending them goals at your ass, and you don't even know who they are until they run off like this. City Tremmy, get cold on their back.

Right. He got on some city trends, he'd take that vest off and say keep it 100 on the back of his shirt They don't do that much break alone don't see the tree clothes I make it look like something Look, it's fine smell it You fucking around go to city trends and see a Jordan shirt with that nigga at the free throw out Oh that's game five from the Nick series right there. We're the only one with that It's a real picture but the jersey

Don't say bulls on it. It's just a red shirt. You're stupid. You see that Trump? Somebody was yelling and they love me. I love you back. Whoever, whoever yelled that out, just know the crazy part is I was about to yell the same shit out. They love you, Carlisle. I don't know what I do not fuck with your women in the audience no more.

You saw what they're up there, that's Apollo. Yeah. When you went up? Oh yeah, that was fucked up. Whoever that lady, what lady, let me tell you something. Oh shit. Chico, what? Scoo.

Scoo. Scoo. Ah. Scoo. Scoo. Scoo. Scoo. Scoo.

Scoo. Scoo. See the trails. Scu. See the trail. Scoo. Scoo. Scoo.

Scoo. See the trail. Ha. Hey, Russ. Sit above the tree. What are you saying, Ray? Ladies, listen. We understand that, you know,

some of y'all like us and love us but if you want to beep about that life beat about it for real i don't know if y'allon episode i walked all the way up into the rafters to find this girl for collo he'd tell her to come down she was like oh no i don't want to go listen we love that y'all but if you ain't trying to fuck immediately please i'm no disrespect no disrespect nobody ain't got time for you to act like you try you in the show just like you're like you Please. Oh, what a fight? Oh, my God.

This was you to get back to the hotel room and start asking questions. So, do DC really be doing that loose snake like there all the time? Bitch. And I got a third loose name. It's time to get hard. Now, come on. Oh, shit. Look.

Oh, they got a leprecha. This nigger here also shop at. See the trams. But when you love someone, you just don't treat them bad. Oh, I feel so sad. I'm so sad. I'm shopping see the entrance. Boy, that boy got on some Kermit Defraud Green Timberlands.

This nigger is black and green. You must have got those shoes in it. You look like the mascot for the knockoff Lucky Charm. Yeah. You know what this is a nigger medallions. Fuck Lucky Charm. And he got on a duress, y'all. Who told you to walk down in there?

No, come on, you sure. You sure. Bring your stupid ass on Mac. Ah, damn, boy. That man came down here with like, niggia dressed like the big joker in this man. That's the guaranteed joker. You ever heard a candy man? You know you say candy man named five times in America.

You got to say that on your two phone. What shit don't work. You're an Uber driver, Lyft and Uber. Right. Yeah, we're outside. Hold on. Hey, you say his name five times into a Metro PCS screen. This nigga show up.

Boy, you clean. This nigga, hell weird. Nick, look like he just keep coming to vets in his pocket. Got some salt. But y'all see how fly he is. He got the green emerald to match the coat. Got some ketchup. Yep, I got kitchen.

Hey, my nigga. You shake this up. Let's see what I can find. I don't know what the fuck you do, but you clean in this bitch, my name. No, he is not a clean boo. You're a clean fool. You're a clean foo. You're a clean foe.

Let me see the Tim's don't. You're a clean fucking fool. Let's be real. You got the Boston Celtic Timberlands You got the Boston Celtic green peat coat Then you got the motherfucker Freddy to Pruehub. That nigga looked like he talks about his head.

You got a new rang on under the hat. What's that under the hat? What's that under the hat? Tell you all that he looks like he talks soft. Oh, that nigger got on the, oh he got a scarf on up. He then took his girl hair style. Oh, he come his girl.

Leave that nigger alone. Y'all, y'all. Y'all, wait, wait, wait, chingo. Hey, y'all playing this nigga a assassin. Hey. This nigga be killing a nigga with du rags. Watch this. I love y'all.

Everybody, before he leave, let's all make a wish at the same time. That bitch ain't gonna stop. True. That thing has got to be good luck. I tell you, buddy. Feel somebody about me, that nigga, ma'am. Oh, my God. I'm gonna watch that, man.

Oh shit. You seen that then? The nigger poured out the new rag and what? The crazy part is the thing is up top saying them perfect. They're like, bro, you got to see this shit. Boy, you just got saved. It's finally somebody here with some worse shit on to you. You could.

We thought it was you, but no. That shit, yeah. Fucked up part. He was like, baby, look at that jacket. Which one? The green one. Don't I got a green sweater with fucking Oz for the girl. motherfucking aster the ground joint.

I can wear that jacket with that sweater. Time out, time on, time on. Y'all has sent three different white men out here to do the same job. What the fuck? Look at that mark. It's like the shit ain't been used. It'd have been three different white men

to come out here and do the same shit. Come here. Y'all are hustling the system. Bring that mop back out here. Y'all ain't used that mopping. I don't know how that damn long. Y'all ain't even dried this shit up. Y'all ain't done to spray the water.

This shit looks like some noodles. That's looking like a lace front. Nigger, that shit right there. Ladies, no bullshit. Some of y'all didn't have that motherfucking too long. When it starts to look like this, all it's missing is the face in front of us. Individuals.

Bitch, that ain't no individuals. And a chick can take a picture with a wig like that. And then the hashtag will be like, bitch, what lace? All right, which one of y'all white men y'all gonna send back out to get the mop? Come on. Come on, you guys. Come on, Smith. Come on, let's get it.

Come on, Sparky! There you go. I like me in the boss. Oh yeah, you're a real white man. Chico, he looked like, he looked like Neo before he went in the Matrix. Original white man. I like me in the boss. Good, making the air run.

One of the white man you see down the harbor, drunk as a motherfucker. I don't care. My shit was, you got them fucking up, right? One of them old niggas spout ones. You good. You gotta start scratching, oh, gee. Hell, yeah. You get old, you get old, you do that stretch and hit some shit pop, you ain't know you had in your body.

Oh, nigga, what the fuck? What's that, bro? Hey, boy, I knew I was getting old when I was in the grocery store, me. I started walking around with all the goddamn grocery, me. See. You're a young man. You know, nah. Tell you how you know you... I'll tell you how you know you're still young, nigg.

Because you could get out of bed. All they want. See how the grown people have laughed. Muffa got laid in the bed 30 minutes before we get up. And then when you wake up and then you got to flip over and lay there for 10 minutes. Right. Then you got to flip back over and laid off about five moments. How you got to get up, though?

Shit, when you're getting up. Yeah. When you first get up, you just got them. Well, you sleep at it, you got to switch to the other side. Okay. Then you're going to get up this off. Then you turn her back on. Okay.

You're going to get this shit up. Then you be like. this for a long time. Just, that's it right there, that position, where you sit there, just contemplate whatever night you want to do any of this shit anymore. And then you get up and you hear this shit... Shit! Shit sound like a gun going on.

I don't even know if I'm going today. At least your bed, that how... They got up to goddamn pass. At least your bed, they have the ground. Yep. Some of y'all know what I'm talking about. They're real low, on the floor. Fuck being old or young, nigga, it's just hard to get up here.

You gotta have a nigga come get you some dap to help you up. You ain't ain't got no headboard. Thank you, my child. No problem. Nigger rose from the dead out the bed and the flow. That's how I knew I was getting too grown. That one of this girl, how she, this motherfucker had the nerve have a fucking full-size bed.

She had a full-size bed as a grown woman with a full-size bed. A full-size, I had a full-size. She was like, come on, lay down. I'm not sleeping in that shit. It's big enough for two people, though. Yeah, that don't bother me if you went to an HBCU, niggas, because you didn't slept in a twin size with a motherfucker. Back to back, nigga, your whole back cove is you gotta lay up against the wall.

Yeah, I had a twin size and thought I had a full-size. Oh, yes, sir, had a twin side, I was about like 21. So you were saying you ain't never really been asleep. Nigger, I grew in and out my bed. You get what I'm saying? Damn. Ain't no turning over. That's how I know how to, I just know how to sleep, like real steam. Like, they got that casket.

My mama was so cheap. We had bunk beds. She said, fuck buying two new beds, took the bunk beds apart and separated them bitches and was like, It was like these y'all beds now still Where you ever fall to sleep in the bed with your girl and you just wake up and feel like an ampute Oh yeah, because she then laid on your arm? Like, man, I can't even use this motherfucking, no. I used to talk to the bitch, yeah. Worst shit you ever slitting, a nigga with a nigga with a head like mine.

This is the worst thing you could ever do. Sleep with your shit wrong and you wake up and can't turn your neck no more, Nick. Yeah, you'll probably have to have surgery and you do some shit like that. They almost did. I'm telling you. I used to talk to these big girl, I used to have to sleep on her. Well, tell the truth.

That's some of the best sleep you ever had. I swore on everything. Every time she's to lay down, I just be like, hey, open up. They be so soft, though. They got that memory foam in their body. It ain't nothing like laying on the big woman. That shit turned you right back into a little boy. She knows exactly what you need.

He crank it. Come lay down. Get on one of these tits. He's sleeping. That's all of it. He's sleeping. The most sexy shit I ever... As soon as you get on them tennis, you be like, I'm just saying, though. The most sexy shit I ever did would lay on the big girl's stomach, bro.

And when she was breathing, bro, my head was just rise. Oh, damn. Boy, that's some of the best sleep you ever got your life. Man, before you know, but I was sweet little bit, bro. The real. That's like being in the crib right there. One of them rockers, you put a toddler in. Go to sleep little girl.

Bigger be none. They got that juice and baby. Skinny women be on our ass because they say we don't never show them no love. We do. Y'all got the fatted pussy, man. Y'all know y'all, dude. Skinny girl ain't got nothing but cooching. You know why I love Skinny Wenders? Why? Because when you pick them up, they think you're a strong-ass niggily. What?

What, girl? Put you in the silly fans. Stop! You stop! You so strong. And they're real ticklish. They were very ticklish. They'll be ticklish. Skinny Girl, her titty pop out. They tell her when Skinny Girl, when they get butt-ass niggins, they always look hungry. Put your chest up, ma'am. Oh, baby, you ate the day?

But that's the thing, they don't never stop eating. Skinny Girl's going to eat your food and their. They don't give a fuck. They just bite all day. They just nibble. Women in general, you think she can't eat, boy. You take her out on that goddamn first day. Get what you want. You show them?

Oh yeah, maybe go ahead do your thing. Oh, okay, well then what's your appetizers look like in here? Because I want to start with an appetizer, and you know what? Let me get the cheese sticks, because I've been thinking about those. Didn't let me have somebody... How's your spinach dip? I gotta sound like a vegetarian. Okay, well, no, I'm gonna stay.

Let me get the wings and the cheese sticks, and then give me a little bit more time. If you come back, I should know what I want on the entree. That's exactly how they always. Yeah, me sitting there like, now, I don't see what water for me? Oh, nah, you know what, they can come back with the, with the waters and shit. Okay, you know what, I'm so confused.

This luster that y'all have here, is this fresh or like, do y'all import it? Because this is Baltimore, so I need to know, do y'all get it from the harbor or do y'all, okay, well, I don't want to do, let me just do the surfing turf. That's why I quit fucking with Baltimore when, it no matter where you take them, they always be like,

yeah, but they crap cakes are good, you know. take hug to the nigger who invented crab cakes. They were right, but they ain't bad that in mind. Okay. Okay. Who got the best crab cakes in Baltimore? This lady right here, apparently. Who got the bad crab cake? Huh?

Try to tell my assassin man go burpling on people. We ain't here. None of that shit y'all said. Hey, Ron, with the dink of would act over here. He'll be like, Assassin Man. Where are you? Look, he's like, I'm ready! I knew...

You know... The niggas just show about it nowhere. A assassin man. My do rag alarm is driving be crazy. He ain't gonna be a sassad man, no, no. You ain't gonna leave no marks and nothing. You just gonna have straight and murder. You know what the police...

You can't even walk up on nobody no more. They know what the police gonna call it. What? He was on a crime wave. Yeah, crime wave. Get it because he's the du rag killer. Follow me, niggas. Damn, I be coming on with good shit and hell just don't make it.

They're a damn delight for assessment. Follow me, niggins. We through talking about the skinny one. You don't want to see him. Assize a night. See how he do. We talk about the skinny one. Hell now.

y'all be y'all be y'all ass be fat when you get when you get naked that ass be fat than a motherfucker when you take them clothes off it just be like a little muffin like a little bun booty that what you call bun side that's a different size now you got skinny then you got fun side and you got women that got a figure like oh shit this bitch work out and that's the thing you you you got when you say skinny i think like no disrespect to like the white women like i'm talking about that that long back this bitch has got an extended back Her back just go from her neck to her thighs, niggas, just all back. That's a different. Skinny, but I'm talking about the little skinny woman that come down and got that little... No what white men call that? What? We now have no hands.

What? BTM. What's that? Built the fuck. Built to fuck? Shit. You don't get it because you're just going to lay down. No, yeah.

I see a bitch girl like that. They didn't explain it to me, too. I want to iron a shirt on her back, nigga. You just lay down, man. You got that ironin board. Ain't gonna lie, that fun size be like the best, like some of the best. But I ain't gonna lie, y'all was sleeping on big girls. Don't the fuck we ain't.

That pussy be. That pussy had you hungry, sleeping, want to fall in love at the same time. You're busting up, you're like, man, I don't sleep. I'm hungry. I'm about to fuck you up there. That's good, but that big girl head is way on another level. on another level. They just made that.

They're like, bitch, I love you. Oh my God. Big guys just lean over and stuff. They just, ugh. Big time. Hey, you up ahead. You're like, that busy. You've done this before.

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Why? Because it used to be, that shit. That's skin. That's skin. That little extra skin. And then we got that skin. Got that pork brine hanging. I can't do that like a flying squirrel.

Y'all are some fucked up individual. You get to sleeping on a big girl think they're not a mobile. She didn't put her whole leg behind her head. Boom. You're like, oh my God. You're here looking like a croissant, ma'am. That's what it is. I can't do the flap, bro.

That shit looks like a heart. She is. She's music. You say you love a big girl until you get to argue with her. And I have swing on you and knock on shit. Hey, this whole phone on right here. Well, that ain't nothing but muscle. Don't play with them?

That's, you know, that's the only move they got anyway. They can't use it up. I'm gonna make you catch me. Fuck that. You can't take off on your ass. You'll be sweating like shit. All right, where you go to sleep, nigger. I'm gonna tell you, though,

is when the big girl be trying to block you so we're leaving. Because you really can't go lower. Where are you gonna go? go, oh, oh, wow. A nigga's going to get out of there. He's going to jump at that little bit of window in the kitchen. You can't get in because she in front of her, no.

You can't push, though. You can't push her in a big girl through no door. What? She'll laugh at this stupid. I can't go through, stupid. You sound like Bonnie the dinosaur when you did that last name. Ah! They come from within.

Shit, me with a little d'all. I'm fucking this shit. Y'all are stupid, yeah. We're in Baltimore, man. How you know? You in Baltimore, look around. That damn the niggins are having a good time. The motherfuckin'all just, you know what?

$17. We're in here live. You know what, one thing I like about Baltimore, me, you know, y'all appreciate shit. You feel what I'm saying? I guess. I would like. You feel like what I said They didn't even appreciate you saying that

I'm saying that they're like no we don't really pop a nigga like that But you know we fuck with you though Bro that nigger suit the same color as them eggly sands Who? You can't see them You know like an ex-a-sat Oh that's sassim man That's how you know it's supposed to happen

That's what they're Baltimore hood and city though you can walk down you go down I'm blocking Baltimore nigger all the houses abandoned Every last one, they sell them bitches with 58 cents. They like, nigga, you get this bitch. If you could just fix it up. You imagine you buy one in a bitch and fix it up, and then you've got the only one that's fixed up. Hell no.

Them young niggas get the ride down the street popping willies on your block. You're like, nope, I got the move. I do want to ride my dog, my name is my little. They're bullshit. You want to be bullshit. You all right looking at me like I ain't supposed to be there. Who are you talking about? He's talking about ride his dirt bike in his neighborhood.

You know I still be on my young niggins. Well, I felt that when he was talking about the dirt bike. I'd be on the ride. Oh, now, the Baltimore got the big dirt bike caught you out here. The niggas be riding and shit out of them. Two skroth. What's happening? Two scrote, what's up?

What did you say, Judge? The 12 o'clock boys? That's what they call. Oh, that's what, that's what. So what, y'all just, y'all just ride at 12 o'clock. You're like, one o'clock, you miss your time. Nah, they call it 12 o'clock

because the niggas pop to Willie straight up, like 12 o'clock. Oh, it's up, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Yeah. To the 12 o'clock boys. Baltimore, the home of house music. I don't understand. Like, since you're from D.C., we got Gogo, so, you know,

you go to... You go, you go to the go-go-nigger. You see some of the greatest fights of all time. I just be one of how you niggins be stomping somebody out to it's time for the percolator. It's time for the percolator. Ooh, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do get do do do jiggas do do do diggast as hell and then listen to that shit. Who ain't here know how to do that Baltimore?

Who got there? Come down here, ma'am. Come on, show them how it's done. Come on. Come on here. Come on down here. Oh, dear. Don't run.

Don't run. Don't run. She's wonderful. No, never mind. Don't come up here. Don't come up here. This motherfucker just stupid. Don't come up here.

Have my heart pumping. This bitch get on my nerves. That's why you can't sleep on. Everybody ain't nervous. Like I said, that's why you can't sleep on big girls. You see how big fans she got around here? You'd have thought the nigger was holding the goddamn bag of hot flaming Cheetos. Got everybody up here.

Heart pumping. Are you pregnant? Oh. Don't worry about him. He's disrespectful. How what's that with you, sweetheart? What's up, baby? I like the hair, oh, my, my, my.

She made me nervous. I didn't know. I was going to tell her to slow down. It's bad for the baby. I don't know. She got them fly. All right, you got their boots on and come connected to H&M.

I like it. You just put this business up out of her. All right, so give her some Baltimore shit. Look like she'd be lighten up incense. All right, do the Baltimore shit. It's time. Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, dance, man, what the fucking are you doing?

She looked like she just eat applesau. You just wanted to run. She didn't want to get out her seat, this got ADD. Then she got all the way down here and couldn't dance because she ain't got no wind left. Well, go ahead. Now, hey, you ran down here. Let me see you run up the hill. Oh, oh, don't jump, girl, please.

Oh, girl. On your mark, it said, go. One, two, three. She doesn't got to meet up for a lot. They jump in me. Help. Help. Hey, man.

That meant that ran my other life a couple times. What made her think that was the shit we wanted to see? Oh, my goodness. You really think that's the shit we was asking about. Right. I asked who know how to. I don't know how to do some dumb ass shit. I was talking about somebody who knew how to do the ball to more dances and shit.

And you ran your crazy ass down here with them goddamn work boots. Oh, ladies, you know, all y'all got to pay them boots. Them the woman job interview boots. Yeah, I'm great going to out here to bedbath and beyond and get this job real quick. I got my boots. It's good like she do braids in the middle of the mall. Nah, she got a cocoa butter stand in the middle of the ball. She'll want the coconut bread.

So go buddy. I knew that shit wasn't going to go good when she ran down there. I was like, this motherfucker crazy. We were like, slow down. That bit sped up. Right. Like this bitch gave everybody a heart attack. Her lord.

I'll tell you one thing. Well, that carpet rough. She would have failed. Oh. Listen, if she would have failed, that would have been the end of the show because things wouldn't have been able to lay that one down. You'd have to go to the hospital. They'd look like she had to pull peptum on her place.

Oh, stupid. Pink skin. Did you see that? I like when we asked people to come down. Can that mean them are the ones that represent y'all? Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the day.

I gave it to y'all. I gave it to y'all. No stand up now. I gave it to y'all. I said, who know how to do the basketball? And then, what happened? So everybody in the world is going to see that shit. Right.

You ran down this. motherfucker like you was the ultimate warrior. I'm telling you. So, so ask that question one more time. All right. Oh shit, here come Judge Mabelene. Oh, my bad. Oh. How serious is youth vaping?

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Well, I don't understand why y'all married then if you can't get it together. Judge Mabelene. Oh, my God. Good way. I'm definitely a good one. You want to come down there? Who you with? Oh, that's your son.

Oh, yeah. Go ahead down there. Hey, the men, shit, you want with a niggas. How you doing, beautiful? You got a new step daddy. What's up, son? You're always starting shit, girl. It's my son right here.

Just not meeting them. You got a new step daddy. I got two children. DC, do you make them call you Mr. D.C. I just D.C. I just make him call me father. Because you they new step daddy That's that I demand respect

Call me father I'm not one of these fucking dads around here Fucking father Hey, D.C., you gotta hit him with Hey, ain't one of your little friends What a hell of a sassy man, dude Are you over there? Back there. I think I keep my eye on your stupid

That didn't get to- Well, I just realized you got the same hat As the nigga off the oatmeal box That shit is live Hey, Tico, look at this nigga right here Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, he's trying to both for the city. Yeah, he got to do poetry.

That Donnie Hathaway. How you doing? Go to the Pose. What's it? How you doing? I know who that nigga is, Gico. That's Anthony Hamilton. That's Anthony Hamilton.

That's Anthony Hamilton. Older brother, Antonio Hamilton. Antonio Hamilton. I ain't been doing that. I'm too. He's scared of hell. What you say, mama? What you say?

Pits with you RAH! Give me soup, yeah, Get me up to everybody Up Assassin man, you good Assessive,

I would come up top and fuck with y'all But I don't know how to get up there I'm going to smell like man's smoke I don't know how to get up there when y'all left a nigga rug, two people today How do you get all the way up there?

Hey, hey, get up there Get up, stand up. Look at this niggins. Oh, another sweater. This figure is ready. Another sweater. And this Christmas will be a very special fridma. And you know we got that sweater.

You know where you got that sweater from? City Trans. That's the city trans. City. My birthday. Hey, baby, hi. How you doing? My birthday.

Woo. She smelled like outside. Yeah. What's up? Hey. That's about a happy hair. Look. What's a white man?

Stick here. What? What? Look at it. Hey. That's the crazy and lady. That's the crazy man. Run that pussy over here.

Look at the people over there. I thought we're coming over there. Ah, fucking, all right, we don't want to get nobody out there. Let's do this and not. I'm going to come around this way. They got the guy there bad session side. What's up, baby? Hey, baby.

All right, y'all going out there, fucking. I'm going to sing all out of tune. We got a school red coat. That's jail alert. Nipple. You can know a slow dance with me. Everybody to get married. Let me see her.

Let me see her. Hey, boo. I don't want to play, cool. Come on. Me and your mom. I don't bite. Hey, how you doing? Ooh, you smell like C.B.S.

Come on, Mom. Hey. Hey. Smell like a prescription. You can smell like a prescription. Uh-oh, he doesn't knock this out. Look at her. Look at her.

Oh, whoa. Ah. Oh Wait up Wake up No, don't touch it to be dead Still know where you're at You are in heaven

I'm gonna tell me Breathe that last year Hey mom Hey man Oh my man How you doing It ain't with him Oh good

He's got one go. What you want me to do this day? Hey, bro. Somebody got to stay up here. You can't be recording all around the most. Hey, no. That don't let go see a little dead. Okay.

Hey, what's up? How you doing, white lady? You can't. You can't please. You can't please. If a leader stayed, that might be. Everybody left me got to stay up there. Somebody got to stay up there.

I want to see who up top. I want to see who up top. I ain't mind how to get up there though. Swimming tizzy. Hey. What's up big, duh? What's up a job, niggas, man. Oh, come on, Auntie.

Come on, Auntie. Where your daughter is? Right here. Hey, baby. You look like a good-ass third-grade team. Yeah, you can't get a bit of bed. She's trying to give you. Come out.

Hey, I don't like the way that thing. That's your girl right there. You just look. to be like, hey, nigga, fuck off with your nigger. Watch your mom. Oh, shit, guys try to tape it with a bullshit, love you. You look like you're working a hotel now, but that's what there. Check a nigger into the Embassy Suite.

Look at all the people on top. If I can figure out how to get up there, I'll come up there. If I can figure out how to get up there, I will come up there. Oh! I don't know. I don't want to walk no backseat. I don't want to walk no back stairwell in this old-a-s building. This is the 85 South Show.

Shout out to all the ladies that show up to the dick apartment and your pussy already wax. Hey, say, say, see. Who, trying to get some dick in Baltimore. She goes. You got somebody over here that won't you? She should have caught me when I was down there before. Oh, I love her.

It's the mama from good times. Ooh, I love her. Oh, she is. Hey. And you. Hey DC if that lady fall I feel like I'm on the Titanic Don't let me go

You got me Jack I got you Don't let me go I got you I got you God damn That lady's strong of the motherfucker

I'm talking about strong and fuck Alright you got dream You got drained Oh you did Well come on baby I smelled the oil Come on the white She put that real shit in her head

That's right make sure you get For the scalp Put it on a sire SUV What do y'all who cook me? Got my shirt must Put it on a cico Come on. Put it on a chico.

Oh. Put that big on a heat. Put that dick on a heat. Put that dick on a heat. Put that dick on a heat. Put that dick on her heat. Put that deep on a heat. Put that big on a heat.

Put that deep on a hush. Put that big on Put that On her head I said Put that dick on a head It ain't a cram If you put it on the head

It'll be on her mind Later on Come on She looked like Put this dick all on the neck In the dick phone Oh Put that dick on her head

Yeah you heard what I said She would do it in the beard Put that dick on her head on her head. She's gonna get her some purrne and this gonna beat my sperm. Yeah. What? Guess what? She stuck my life for an hour.

And I didn't even shower. Ah. It was rusty. Hell no. It was sour. Hey man. She stood a must-day ball. Stop, stop.

She did. She said the mustard ball. Or fucked up in the bitch. What I got to talk with a bitch said must about. Shut out, daughter, man. This stuff, musty balls. The women love some balls. I love you too, baby.

Who she loved? Somebody. Oh, bro. I don't know. We love all y'all. I don't know if love is the right word. I love y'all. I love y'all.

I love you for a lot. I begin, like, the scrap, love you. You don't love me and love to let me put you. I'm getting like the third, fourth wheel, and say, like, all right, I love you too. Oh, yeah, but that's the thing, Black, we all in the nigger. First of all, Carlos is the king. Nobody gets more. I love you to Carlos Miller, because the bitches love Carlos Miller.

And that's the way it is. You know why? Why? Because I'm the nigger who was with her when her hand wasn't done. Why hell? Tell them what a little. I stood by her when she fucked up and she had to cut her shit off and she had to wear the whole ball and she tell them why they love you because I'm the nigga that

come through and get that goddamn check engine light on put some new brakes on that motherfucker tell him why they love you niggins because you remember that when her CD player was fucked up because a little boy put a chio in there I'm the nigga who did that I had to do that tell them why they love you because when she called and ask me for four that I give her 80 tell them why they know you niggum Because I still eat coochin with the lights on. I said, tell them why they love you, dangle. Because I know where the clitoris is, nigga.

One more time, I said, tell them why they love you, dick. Not only is the dick big, it got the curve and the pain on it. I said, tell them why they know you, nigga. Because when our baby dad and come pick the kids up, I'm like, what's up, bro. Tell them why they love you. Tell them why they love you. Tell them why they love you, Loz.

Tell them why they love you. Tell them why they love you. Tell them why they love you. Tell them why they love you. You know why they're doing work all day and I'm not doing shit. But right before she come on, I'd be like, man, let me go on.

Come on. Go straight. I'm here. What's how good shit on? What's going on? Just a nigger in the tracks, too. I thought it was a dance. No, he got a motorcycle jacket, no motorcycle.

He drive a van. The nigger being in the man with a helmet on. Ah! I just realized that that thing is dead. It's a motorcycle bike. Yeah. Hey, much love to all those ladies that know how to make weave look like real hell. We appreciate that because we be food.

We be food. He was like, this is our hell till we grab it. And she's like, yeah, I got to smack on her. Ooh, you gotta show some love to all the magnificent ladies that cooked the whole Thanksgiving meal. I'm talking about only the ones that cooked all this shit. It ain't like 12 of y'all. Right.

You started to respect to honesty. But you had to borrow pots and pay Monday night. That's how good you cook. You started on Monday night. You were marinate. them grains all week much love to all the aunties who just made sides and banana pudding you was the most vital part we waited on you the whole afternoon to pull up with the macaroni and the goddamn banana pudding so we can say grace who made some pound cake

y'all know nothing about that pound cake y'all's sleep y'all got quiet like y'all gonna fuck with your family on the holidays christmas coming up i can't wait to get drunk With my uncle, I had a Christmas tree. My brother's crack here. I can't wait to hear another story. What are he going to say this year, bro? Oh, no, but you better hide the presents. All the presents?

All of them. He'll steal the present, get caught, and act like he were bringing it to you. Why, where you go on that present? What, shit, bro. I got this motherfuck for you. Merry Christmas. Hey, don't stretch y'allself out this Christmas season trying to buy some shit that your kids ain't going to use.

but for two three weeks you're gonna be broke till April they can say you get your taxes back try to impress some kids and don't give a fuck unless it's just that day okay so take your way into the dollar store take a hundred dollars and buy a hundred boy don't tell you but my mama did that shit I had a hundred you see how everybody's that's the one day don't nobody ever tell you for Christmas nigga about yourself some fuck them people but that's the thing I don't understand When we was growing up, we ain't never have our parents, but y'all parents were about buying your child an iPhone, this motherfucker in the third grade.

And that bitch a $1,000. And to get that nigger a Nokia and tell them your shit the fuck-up. $1,000. You can't buy that third grade off. Oh, my phone. Shit, see. You know what I can do with a lot. I'll pay my life bill.

Mm-hmm. I'll pay my nephew. Mm-hmm. I'll pay my little bit. Mm-hmm. Old folk, we teach you how to manage your money. What's that most? They're going to put that money in the jar and put it outside.

Old people don't know that the amount of money that they think is a lot has changed over the years. You have, I got something real special for you, baby, when you open that card. You be like, oh, for real, grandma, let me see. Oh, $5, yeah. Don't spend it all in one place. Oh, don't worry. about it than I can't well you right about that because my uncle got dressed to go out the other day they didn't he had on an old-ass soup you like some knock-off synthetic snake-skin

boots uh-huh and they came out and said nephew I'm clean as a motherfucker hey look at that the good eight it out of the boots on like they need your ass book we're putting that boy shit up Bottom pot. Let me tell you something. Let me take something. Let me take something. Let me do that money. First of all, we need to go tax.

And we need to take 10% of that money. When I'm that shirt and tap. And then after you do that, you need to pick another money, and you can stop finding all that god's damn. That man, that man. I see you.

You can run around with all in your feet. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You can't tear that man. man, what to do with his money? Why he in here? Why ain't you in my house? Y'all don't start that shit, man. It's Christmas, man.

I ain't old. Why he in here? That's your brother, man. Don't start that, man. He ain't come. He ain't never been around. And all of a sudden, you want to come around. Man, that's my uncle, man. You got to chill, pop.

Jesus, man. Y'all brothers, man. Won't you all make me kick your ass, you know. Yeah, yeah. You come over and you lead with a kicked ass. You old motherfucker you. You already know.

You already know how to do what shit? You already know phone. Shit, which way is that? But where the motherfucker ain't there? But where the motherfucker ain't there? Y'all too old to be doing this shit. I got my my shit on me too, motherfucker. Motherfucker.

Fuck that right now. Fuck the motherfucker. I hate my family. my family. Damn. You can hate me, but I love you. I... Pop, look, man.

I just want you to just chill out or the drinking. That's your brother, OG. Look, thank you for that. No, I get that. Fuck it. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I've been waiting to kick your ass in.

Now, no. Come on. Nah, cause I ain't gonna disrespect you in your motherfucking house. But you still a low-down, ugly, son of a beach. Motherfucker, you? Hey man, um, you realize you're talking about your own mama. Fuck that! Come out his side, the fuck him.

Okay, I see what you're talking. I see how you talk. I see how you talk. Uh-huh. We ain't gonna talk about this. Your third son walk around here. around here. Look on it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, man, look, can we just be a family for one holiday without you two niggas? Oh, oh. Oh, that's what we're doing? That's what we're doing. That's what we're doing. That's your goddamn son.

Running around here, skipping around and shit like this. That's your boy. That was your boy. See, he can do what he wants. Right? Hey, I try to talk to him in the third grade. Now, his third grade teacher called and told me that. I can't believe you.

Stop talking about my... Listen, man, we are family because y'all niggas, please, just chill out so we can eat dinner as a family. What's wrong, Jay B? What's wrong, Jee? What's wrong, B. What the problem? Every time you come around, y'all, we got something to say. Come on, come on.

You, you don't want to see it, motherfucker. No, every time we come around. You got something to say. Every time I walk past. Shit, I ain't bought it, shit. Can we bless the food, please, man. Come on, man, I've been ready to eat the shit. I've been saying my brother.

Value here. I ain't found shit. I'm going to watch that part of the park. See what I'm saying? See what I'm saying? All right. Okay. He might put something in the food.

Close your ass, motherfucker. Put shit in the food, mother. God, I want to thank you for another opportunity to be here on Christmas Day with my family. Someone. I got my favorite uncle in my family. father here. That's right nephew. You're my favorite nephew, too.

Excuse me a lot. I just want them to work out their problems so I can... I ain't got no problem. Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me a lot. I ain't been the perfect end. It was the hot one. Don't finish up, man.

I got to ask a week. Don't finish up. You know what? Forget it, God is great, God is good. Everything before I do. Yeah, yep. Yep. You stupid.

You stupid. That's just how to me, though. I know niggas were sitting here like, damn, they must be watching my house through the window last year. That's right, I'm telling you, man. That's just how old people talk to each other. They just walk in and down,

hey, how you doing, you old motherfucker you? You would tell who pulled up by how people would act in the house. Are you here? They hear, girl. How long does the thieves have a ride? Best part about the holiday season is when your cousins, that you ain't seen in a long time coming town, man.

The cousins we grew up with that the winter did they shit, y'all get back together and get to smoke that blunt and walk around and act like y'all ain't high in front of the family. Auntie asked, why your eye's so red, baby? Ah man, I ain't got no sleep. Shit, not my auntie. My auntie gonna be like shit. I rolled that up.

I got some of my dresser already. Are really? Real, man. I was, I was thugging at a young day. I was smoking weed with 15, 16s or ones. I told my mama, I don't want to hide this shit. I ain't spraying on okulm. I ain't done of that.

I look like it. I smell like it. Oh, oh. Fuck, yeah. I ain't hide that shit, nigga. My mama play too much. I'd be too scared to just be high around my mom. She gets to playing tricks on the niggin' shit.

But you know when you hide, you and your own little zone. you and your own Lozone, she'll fuck with me yell some dumb-ass shit that was, hey, baby, your daddy on the phone. What? But you said he was dead? I know what I said. Come talk to him. Woo!

I'm gonna fuck with water. I had to tell Mama about to smoke weed. I couldn't. My mom, she just found my weed, but she kept trying to get me to admit to it. I cleaned your room up. I put your weed up there in the drawer. But I'm not about.

I'm not to say nothing in like, clean, incriminate yourself to the weed. I just would be like, shit, I'm on my old and she a Christian. Come time, the best thing to say is nothing. Watch out, I'm on the old Christian. Oh, so she thought you was gonna dope. No, she can't call it a weed, she got a dope.

Yeah, nah, niggas, I'll come in, come my mom ain't stupid. First of all, your parents ain't stupid. You smell it and just like this shit. And I was spoke a million any time, so that's shit. Oh, that's stay in your. clothes for day. That shit smelled like I wasn't in a fucking fire. You hear me? I come home, nigga, my mom will be like,

she in front of me doing this shit now. You know, I'm goofy hell. I'm like, bro. You need to fucking stop, brother. She's like, what's wrong with you? I was like, nothing. I said, bro, she did that shit for a week spray, nigga. Every time I'm coming out, she was like, I was like, look, this is the third motherfucking daylight. I got to come back. I got to tell my mom I'm smoking. This is killing. Shit. No, everybody got the family members who think could you smoke we eat on drugs. Oh, Judge Minut. You know what's wrong with him here.

He on that shit. I'm there smoking that goddamn dope. Motherfucking don't do that. Mugger is about to smoke than eat. What type of motherfucker do that? They're fucking dope head. You know that. No, you're mad.

They call it shit. you out there smoking that reef flanked you got damn reef was smoking me i wish i had some roo nigger that's why my mom can't find the reef in no because my brother will the crack head because when i told i was like look ma'am look i got teared i get hot i smoke weed you let's go turn into a crack head like your brother like what type of weed was he smoking like no that's the one thing they're live about weed i ain't never smoked no weed that made me want some Oh, Drew. Right.

That's the last thing you're gonna do when you get high and start ordering up. Oh, true. You're like, man. Right. I order this crack. We need a gateway drug. It is a gateway drug. It is a gayway to creativity in the kitchen.

You're like, ooh, boy. I'm gonna mix the Captain Crunch with the frosted plate. I'm gonna fuck them on. You ever get high so high, you get to making up their meals, you get excited. Like, oh, I ain't about to do them like that. I ain't. Here go one, Chico. They got them sandwich with the Doritos on the sandwich. You ain't have to do it like that.

That's a steak. That should be so goddamn good. You'd be like they need to start selling this somewhere. Hold up though. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. What's another one?

B. Know what that sound is. The noodles. Hold up. What's on the stove? What are there? The hot dogs, nigger, I'm gonna chop these bitches up. Oh, look, girl, you didn't say you was about to make a casserole, Nick.

Good casserole. I got lasagna. Good casserole. Stop playing with me. Hot dog lasagna, bitch. That's all weed is. It's a gateway drug to the creativity in your kitchen, nigger. You have a good-ass meal.

And remember that you got eight lemon, pepper wings left from a 10 piece from earlier. And then you, you don't even put them in the microwave. You're like, nah, that's going to make them saw. I'm going to put them in the oven. Let them heat up. Look. You be trying to warm them bitches up on the low so you ain't got to share them with nobody. Niggins.

You'll be so high, so hungry. You just stand in front of microwave. At least y'all had a lot of food. Or when you get some food delivered and the niggas show up, so when you hear, boom boom, boom. My nigger. What about when you ain't got no food? You just keep open the refrigerator. Nope, I'm gonna check in about 30 more second.

Still ain't gonna be shit in there. Shit, I don't think I... Make sure I caught everything. That's when you get... When you start getting high, all that shit you used to complain about even when you as a young nigga becomes the most delicious shit ever. Be like, bro, what you want to eat, bro? Some motherfucking spaghetti old.

I ain't fucking rabbiolet. Oh, fuck. I used to love chef for ya, D. Chef Boy, I did. I used you too. They started fucking with him. Bro. I remember that nigger bought out the double stuff.

I was like, boy, they did this with me and my family. When they came out with egg holes, nigger, all I need is a toaster. I need you no more mama back up. And the drop these bitches. Ah, ah, p. My nigger, we ate so much chef for ID. I thought he was a real chef.

Then look, I'm so goofy. I don't forgot. those bitches god damn it I ain't never toasting no hair goes man my little brother was hood with it nigger I take the butter put it on it while it's still frozen put that bitch in the microwave heated up come out fold that motherfucker up dip it in the serve on the pads on the paper plate make damn chico you got the whole recipe of a lush lady making them right you only know that little wet nap can keep them keep it like soft but it's hot I don't know that yeah see if you put the you put the waffle

goes on the plate right you gotta wet the napkin gotta it gonna be crazy but you gotta be gentle but you gotta be gentle that that motherfucker dry spread over them goddamn assing water put it in there don't thay ain't gonna be soft in word I ain't know that I ain't know that salute there everybody that's a real we need a ghetto cooking show right who use the sleeve when they put their hot pockets in the microwave hell no that ain't gonna do them but burn your paper plate on burn the hole in the paper plate and you ain't don't give a fuck how long you heat up a high pocket make it ain't never done worst thing you can ever do is eat up that

ham and cheese and get to that cold cheddar niggie I don't ain't ain't want no more this shit I didn't just been into a motherfucking cheddar cheese popsicle this shit nasty than a motherfucker ain't know if this one shit I don't even know if y'all fuck with it bro you ever been high ate some of them got damn little pieces them little They're not a little circle pieces. They just, Tostitos. They come in the box. It's about 186 in them bitches. They start with a real small, but you heat them up and then the bids get crispsed. What are them motherfuckers are so good. It will wait. No, that pizza bites. Pizza bites. But you know when they're good when the cheese stop busting out the piece of bite, you're like, oh yeah, they're ready now. You always have one that be fucked up and be a little dog skin so you eat that one first so it don't mess up.

the rest of them. But now you eat this. Every time he one of them, you got to do that. All the way I had to stop eating them, motherfucker. All the way until you get to the last one. I'm going to get you a blessing. Boy, I tell you, it's certain shit that, yeah, it's certain shit you eat high.

Wasn't it been to morning where herpes on your lips. I'm like, hold on. You don't forget when you had the type of food to fuck your shit up, because I tell you, boy, don't nothing fuck the roof of your mouth up like some cap and crunch, nigger. That shit will have skin hanging off the roof of your mouth, nigga.

Well, that white bread. Yeah, that motherfucker like that. Got to get it with the back of your tone. Got the roof of my mouth is peeling. Right. I don't believe that. I don't like that they say weed is a gateway drug. I ain't never met no dope things.

That was like, yeah. If I wouldn't have never hit that blunt, I wouldn't even be here now. I always ask prank in my name is, bro. Real talk, man. Yeah, I know they coach my side in front of the drum machine. You here? You know what the gayway drug? The gayway drug?

The thing I always said that it did powder and the gayway powder. It was like, nigger, he saw the rock. I tell you what the gayway drug, the crack was, pussy. That's what the fuck it was. The niggas was getting some pussy. She was like, I got something. I want you to try, Earl. She was drinking on out.

This shit, but it is then. Nigger hit that rock and never came back. That niggas was putting the vices on that shit. What's you doing? Did she fucking this? noise for crack. That's ridiculous. Somebody was like, Hey, yeah, baby, when they get yellow

when the mama can whip that big right, ooh, take it to the next level. Hey, bro, she really made this noise for crack. Oh, the niggins, the lady crack is is way more entertaining than the male crack is. They come up. I don't get nothing about when you talk about. Hey, y'am baby.

You can get them to do anything walking out miss shirley. Oh, you want to see me mine? Okay I just got this coke too. I just got this coat one more time Ah Ain't you know the fuck no part don't you see what niggins in the hood They'll be gassing there she go there go to model y'all They go to model and she come let go miss shale You gotta give a two dollars she got to give a two dollars You got some money for me, babe.

Nika be down to me, baby. Do the model walk. Do the model. You already know what time it is. Uh-oh. Hey! Why did it? Why is it?

Come on, Gary. You're better. America's next top model. Miss Shirley. Yeah. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You're going, can you make the black guy.

Move. I'm gonna drop my goddamn doll. I appreciate you baby. Crack-Aid ladies, the first motherfuckers in the hood make you feel like to understand what a woman being attracted to you is, they come up saying, oh, you're just a cute little nigger there, ain't she, baby? Look at you, look at you, look cute ass. I grew up getting hit over. Hell yeah, nigga. I'm on the street for real, nigga. I almost did. I almost did. I almost did. I called myself. You see, I dropped that motherfucker. Hey, I had to think about it. I was like, I almost did. I almost did. I think I almost did.

I almost did. I don't have to put my mouth on the stove about to put that shit in my. That's that $17. Put that money in my mouth. Hey, Durag Man, this is come kill me now. I don't want to know what's going to happen next. Damn, duragman, like shit, you already did. Man, that's the fresh-ass jacket you got on.

Oh, yeah, this right here is some of the new 85 South Shore apparel. You can go get this online. we got these covering the boss of these jackets we got the new hoodies hold new sweat pads all the jerseys and all that shit you want to fuck with walk around and represent the 85 south show we're gonna get it to you but look let me tell you something we are independent black own business stop with all that goddamn goddamn I ordered the motherfucker shirt two weeks ago nigga I ain't got no confirmation or nothing nigga goddamn man what the fuck I want my money back like ma'am you would you do that the Amazon all right we're getting it together but we love the support so make sure y'all get some of this shit we got yeah yeah Hell yeah. What the hell is wrong with you, man? That's how he's been in school. She'd be like, with this.

I'm like, what, bitch? My work done. Didn't I tell y'all that that money had an evil spirit on it? Man, man. Look at she said, I'm taking it. You better take it, bitch. Put that shit in a little gal. Oh, act like you ain't fuck up and miss your seat.

I saw that big-ass booted. Trying to sit out and sit on the whole goddamn seat. whole goddamn fleeting. Tell them, baby, you're gonna go to Royal Farm get you some potato wedges with this shit, oh man. They will turn the gas station to a restaurant. Oh, nigga, them Royal Fond potato wedges beef, yeah. Hey, Quictra hot dog, they all the meat rat,

but y'all don't know if they got the Quipter. They got the Wawa and the Royal Fawn. Oh, man, y'all miss not, that pitiful got these hot all right, Whitch. She, at Royal Fongs, they take so goddamn long, you think they forgot about you, but then as soon as you think they forgot about you, your chippy red-ed-good-a-pom.

Y'all got crispy crunchy cheeky. That's what Roy your palms is. Y'all got crispy crunchy chicken. Like creepy crotch out of meat crats, fat. Cripy crunchy? You don't go with a creepy crunchy? What? The biscuit?

It should be crispy crunchy because in that set under they goddamn life or so long. They don't love y'all these, fuck. Got another creepy crunch out of meat cranks, bullshit. What with that bottle and that biscuit? What? Yeah.

We ain't got no gas station. You know they fake, but they dig it for. We ain't got no gas stations. The my city to sell chicken. We got the carryout. That's what we got. Niggas will fight about to carry out in their neighborhood. Shit, Sonny's got the best. One more sauce.

Don't you fuck with nobody's sake. Hey, fly. What pipe again? Alabama fried 50 years. Yeah, Alabama fried food, all right? Yeah, my buddy got a restaurant, man. That black, black on. Yeah, what is.

Shit. Hell yeah. See, me. Sea food, bust. Crab cake. Forget what? I thought that creeped. I don't eat shit that smell like seafood.

You know what I'm going to put it? P. Man, we got to get out of the goddamn Morphean theater. Oh, damn. Pull up on me at the creepy crunching. You can't pull up. I got a hole up. I'm going to feed the whole one.

Oh, a hundred. Hey, hey, nigger, creepy. Look at me. Nick, the crisper crunchy probably don't even have enough chicken to feed the whole block. Shit. Wow. Wow. Both y'all feel like Jill Scott.

That's a real bad. Ah! She loves me. He holds to me. This is me. Nah, la la la la. Nah. That's retarded, bro.

I love Jill. She got that pretty girl. Cute face. Love Jill Scott. Oh, shit. Jill Scott, if you watch it, girl. girl, ooh, I lick y'all. She's a sexy big woman.

She is a hair suck the microphone that made me want some head. What? I was like, boy, I ain't never had my dick suck like that. She didn't just did a phantom dick suck that was better than all my real ones. This shit is ridiculous. You do you two heads, man. You know how, you know, a big guy. She got to be up on game.

You did. You got to have a perfect time. No way that you're out of two hands. Thank you. Yeah. I definitely have enough dick for you to use two hands. So make sure you use both of. Please.

See? What I'm going to do with this? Bitch, you got another hand. Come on. I don't give a fucking. What she used? Just use something. No, fuck that.

No, no. Get something. I don't want you to go get no grapefruit or no shit like that. Now, I got grapefruit pieces in my dick head. I'm crying the next day. I don't think I got nothing, but it hurt. Yeah, right, sir, yeah, we pull a 16 breakthrough pieces out today. I had a real freak bitch throw a foot up in that one time.

In what? Yeah, she started with two hands. She switched the hand through her foot at the base and she was Tarzan. She goes she had the foot at the bottom and that she was jerking it at the other hand. Yeah, damn, you're the fucking rapper Rafiki. This bitch is creative to the mama fucking. Every time I call, I'd be like, I just want to come over there and keep. Just want to come over there kicking with you

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All my life, I've been told, but a little, I don't know. And I wonder why we act this way. Anyone in what we can't. Anyone that one we can't do. Big dog. It's on your... A. I'm not going to ask me,

shit. That's what I'm going to. I'm locking for me, OG. What the fuck, bro? What type of sick since then? O.G. O.G, I'm locked it. You hear this name?

Thank you, man. This nigga is fucked up, bro. Here we go. Three, two, one. Hey, two, one. Oh! Oh! It is that out, does me?

It is that out. Got you, nigg. Got you, nigger. Ah. Ah. She got a dick. She got a dick. I'll just play, bro.

I'll just play. I'll just play. Don't play with the dick. Three. One, three, a Two, one. That's a joke. It's him, not me.

Boy, you know how mad you would be. Oh, boy, it's your cup. That's a shit rip or dude. Yeah, a boy, what? What? What? What? I'm talking about, that would be the ultimate.

I appreciate you, man. Got your pimp. You're going to be looking at everybody like, hilarious. What? Damn, Jesus. Time in there beach. Keep out of my girl, fuck.

Thank you, ma'am. What, that long? What, pop again? Cortez. Whatever you're doing, boy, whatever you're doing, boy, you're dangerous as fucking. You are dangerous. Look innocent.

How are dangerous? About 11 and 5. 18. Three, two, one. You walking around his shoe shit, looking like he got damn a librarian. A real bum of them. Three.

Real go. Two, one. Y'all didn't try to roll. Pick him. Don't got to be held a tap. That thing I had a tap. That thing had a tape. I didn't think he's crazy, man.

I didn't have a tag. I didn't see. Yon ain't right. Look out a little shirt here. Look, turn around. They tried him. I think shot everybody, man. He said, I'm gonna try that nigga.

He said, I'm gonna try that nigga. That man is crazy, man. That man is crazy, man. That thing had a tape. He had a tag. Listen, he had a tag. Shoot shit up on tape. I can buy something. Come on.

That nigga, that nigga, that nigga. Unlocking for me, dude. Unlocked that. You get cheek on a little. Ah, boy, y'all are there. We ain't doing the white hair shake. You're going like a Nickelodeon car. What's up, y'all?

You ain't on the floor. Anybody get cheek on white man handshake? Shit. Oh, happy real. Yeah, I got you. Got you. Her ass, gushy in the motherfucker. All right.

You float, wherever you're at, buddy. Here we go. I got a, and two. One. Wherever she had, that motherfucker is good. Here we go. She is high. She stepped the tongue out.

Three, two, one. Everything. In the air. She said she's going to eat you alive. Walking in the house. I love it. Ha ha came to life. She was like,

I said, she started her turn out. She said, where you at? Fuck. There you go, baby. Vincent, you know what? I don't know. Follow me, that's okay. Carlo, follow me back, baby.

I'm all in your DM, follow me back. Okay. Here we go. And three, two, one. This is crazy. With the high girl. I'm afraid here. Thank you.

Well, you said you went to the future to see yourself. That's him. That's him. She got the hoodie. What's up, Selho? I got a came for the future to walk. What? What?

That is right then, though. Don't go to Jackson. My dagger. He said, Hey man, it's me if I give up. It's me if I give up Niggins said I came from the future to tell myself to be a better figure Hey man, what happened after this?

Boy You have it? What's so funny? Man, I got to come back. What's up? Man, you know you bad. Man, I'm level. I appreciate you, sir.

Oh shit, OG. Got a damn line. For your phone, OG. Uh, I'm living. For your phone, OG. You got. What's up with you? Good, how you doing, man?

Good to see you, man. Yes, sir. Me in the alternate universe. And three, two, one. What do you do with that universe? One more. Three, two, one. See, that nigga, said, I came with a future

and warned myself to be a better nigga, be a better nigga. Yes, sir. All right. Hey, that's low. I don't know. Oh, no. That's right.

That's right. Oh, man. That's shit. Man, man. Man, don't be acting like you don't fuck with me, this. He said, don't act like you don't fuck with me. Oh, shit. Low stupid.

Three. Two. My daughter, man. Oh, man. Why that shit so funny, man. I'm a bad day to put that video up. He was like, hey, y'all, this is what a show y'all. You know, me from the fish.

This man came to my shoulder warn me. You're a cook in the kitchen. You're a man. How are you? Yeah, you teach me how to tell the shit. You should be cooking and cleaning up. You're a cook in the kitchen. You're a man in the streets.

streaks. That's what she liked. Got this. Not with that. No pain. Here we go y'all. And three. And two, one.

Let her babysit your dog. Your dog will know how to sit. Three. Sit your butt down. Just know how to talk to dogs. She only got to say that. Sparky. No.

I know you don't want to leave. You already know what to do. I know you don't want to leave, but you have to go back to your master. One another. Hey, hey. He loves that shit. They'll go back to your master. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you, sweetheart. Thank you. I'll pay you to teach me on me. Thank you for their love and that walk. That's what people do. That's why you got to stop letting people if you're going to train them. They will train your dog so you can pay them to show you how to train their dog.

Oh, boy. I'm going to teach him the dog how to sit so he can misbehaving at home. I don't know that. You're going to come back. Keog. You come on, man, don't put that pressure. I don't know. Beverly.

Laetitia. Colorado. Colorado. Anybody take the bitch? Nickenji. Here we go, y'all. I was close. That's my next guest.

That sounds like a brand of TV. That's a shit sound like a cigarette. That shit sounds like a cigarette. Hey, man, man. You know, Walmart. I got the Nekinjee's on stage with a black craigy. That's actual a country man. You know what I mean?

They got them 55 minutes in Kenji. I'm gonna give me a 55 match McKinj. Fuck the video. What kind of ribs is that you put on them cars? Oh that man, I'm in the Kenji's. Oh man, you're ex-ma fucking up. You need to put some Nekinji on that shit. Bro, I swear that land was just empty.

They could sit down waiting. Hey, what's up? Yeah, you're all the insane. But I'm, I'm making it. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. Same calling two pictures. How you doing?

Let me go. Three, two, one. She gave me about an overhaul of me. I see your growth, though. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. You know the ambivalry. For the video stop playing, do you want to spend some time with me?

You should have earlier this day. I love me too. Carlis, I got a parking spice in my house. So young guy cance. You got pumpkin spice? For real? You don't guy can still, okay? Candle or the actual pumpkin spice latte?

No, I got a pretty order. Oh, you got the parking spot? For real? on the east coast right hey that's how you talk to me what that shirt say hey lord crumb me a blessing you did I know the nigger who wrote a calf muscles boy let me tell you got them shit like scrappy dude oh me see real hard squeeze me hop his back go on you two and one three and two and one

the way I do it. Three, two, one. Take one more. Long way. Three, two, one. That shirt looks great on me. Yeah. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. What are you guys? How many one of the bathroom right now? Come on up, let's up. What's up, man, where y'all niggins is at? Look at you got three grown black men in the living room. Yeah, you couldn't have it.

Oh, you're ugly in the hair. Oh, that nigga old. He got shade on top of his head, but you're older. Oh, that nigga behind you look like Eddie Winslow's father. He got shades. He don't trust nobody. He doesn't know like Eddie Wigginslow. He got his hands on his head.

Balashade you take more expensive. What are you in there doing? Y'all are armed people. You know, y'all niggins look like y'all about the people. You're all crazy, man. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. For My Heart Podcasts in Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road.

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