The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 85 Live from Charlotte | Ep. 72

Episode Date: March 10, 2017

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Today's in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what. Today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stacking ass. You're going to be in New Year's in church. With your stacking ass.

You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagnant ad. Why your kids still playing up in dirt. With your stacking ass. Hold up. Your alternator don't work. With your stacking air. Now you got to try to crank it first.

With your stagging ass Oh shit You gonna be Layford work With your stanging ass You ain't gonna Have no fucking dog With your stanging ass

You're gonna be in the shit Tell it too fucking these holes on the low Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun to hang With that shit I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent

And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't Tellin where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid But I might jump on the plane And Paule-A-Vou A La-Franca

I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm off in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany And felt some different tities Hey Nigger went to Germany

And felt some different titty Hey hey Niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round But felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it in high

I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Hey Bitches walking out, bitch is pulling up. I'll apologize. But they say, I don't give up for a crazy man. I'm crazy man. I don't give me a fucking crazy man. Give me some of that pussy, baby.

Give me some of that pussy girl. Quit being stingy now. Give me some of that pussy. You got enough to share. I won't tell nobody because I know they do not care. Give me some of that pussy, baby. Give me something That pussy girl

I want to smell But I won't fuck don't Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit bitch that's how the fuck we're gonna turn this bitch

oh they turn it up a little bit DJ y' y'all boy don't play no play that cookout

music my nigga shit cut that off man shout out to the DJ that's my little brother up here this is the first time we over did the show with me hosting him DJing make some noise for y'all

coming out on the Wednesday night in this bitch people got babysitters and shit niggas got babysitters on the Wednesday paying a little bitch from high school a little 20 no doubt no doubt no doubt make some noise if you support the 85 South show one time that you know how this shit go man we're going to have a good

time I got to do it because I'm real high right now I got to get all the professional shit out of the way y'all you know me if you know me you know first of all I'm Dan Brand aka Big Baby they took me off flyer, but I am part of the show. Make some noise for that one time. So the time, next time

we come in this bitch, I should be at least in the corner or something. I don't, like, niggins don't believe, they're really my friends. Like, I got their number and everything, but God damn. They treat me like that cousin that steal. You know, the cousin that's still, you got to watch. Watch German. You know, that nigga take everything out your bedroom. I'm high.

Where you at, Chad? Oh, yeah. Shouts out the backwood. Sponsorship Backwoods. All my people who smoke weed, where you were? We can match right after this outside. Look at all my weed smokers. We don't even care no more. We don't even care no more. Remember you used to be quiet about weed? We eat weed.

You're not going to get me. Now we're like weed. Me, bitch. Roll up. Roll up, bitch. This is going to be a hood podcast right here. We got some white folks out here. Look at you. Mexican. Well, you kind of beige. That's wintertime. I don't understand around April June. You're going to be back, bitch.

Ola. Como istos? That's all the Spanish real, niggas, no, niggas, no, that's it, okay? I get you to new ways A, nigga, I'm out of there, that's it. I'm high. Backwoods.

Red Bull. What else, Chad? Jones cart. Yeah, I won't go remember that, nigga, I got a car. Shit, I want to... My shit parked in the back. If you're from Charlotte-Maint-Norice,

what am I said? Not Concord, not Concord. Real Charlotte, niggas. I ain't talk about outside of Matthews. about, you know, niggas outside of Charlotte loved it, you know, Canapalus niggas, you know, Canapalus niggas love to Statesville, niggas love to be like,

Charlotte, bitch, you're from Statesville. Fuck around with you. Shit. Hey, it's, um, shout's out to the ladies. It's National Women's. That's why y'all hear, that's why y'all hear. Y'all niggas was like, bitch, we get a day off. I ain't cooking shit.

I ain't sucking shit. No. You're going to suck some dick tonight. Y'all going to laugh at this shit. You're going to suck. You know what? They were so hard. You know, you're off the chain if you get a girl to laugh while she's sucking your dick.

My bad. So, give me a couple of songs. DJ, my brother, give me a couple of songs for the ladies for National Women's Day. Give me something for the ladies one time. Look at the 90s baby. because of the movie I don't know because of the movie. Cut that off.

All them niggas did cocaine. We don't promote that. We just all them did, listen, won't you all you're shocked that all them did drugs? Like, we thought it was just Bobby. We thought it was just Bobby. When Ricky was doing it, I was hurt.

Remember he almost died in the bathroom? Damn, Ricky, get up. Give me something else for the ladies. Give me something else, DJ. Give me something just for the ladies. Look at all the bitches. Yeah, bitch! Calm down.

She was like, let me hear y'all ladies say it, ladies. Let me hear you say it. Right when Mary come in. We all of us true. Went through. Who are the words? We made it through the storm.

I really want you to be in life. I want to put you on I've been searching for someone to satisfy my every knee Cut Cut Shit shirt too tight

for all that my nigga Give me one more You got one more for the ladies DJ One more DJB Mills Nah Say my name Say my name No one is around you

Say baby I love you You ain't running game See my name, say my name You're acting kind of shady Ain't calling me baby Why the sudden change Say my name, say my name And no one is a

Don't get them holes mad now Chee, please, they You got something for the hood niggas man Let me have a good time Let me get some hood shit man Some new future shit Give me something trapped out So we feel like we're about to shoot somebody

But we gotta go to work tomorrow So we ain't gonna do it Boy, no, you did now, play that shit This shit made me want to feel drug so bad. So, I just want to sell like a whole 17-5. What up? Black-box in with the movie, man, that got a luck kid, man.

All those arms got a good match, yeah. You'll never ever get you to cut it off. Look at all the niggas who play hood music on their way to work. All y'all play all trap shit. You might have got to work where you go to talk like this. Hello, but you. And the park is like, I shoot a nigger dead in this face right now. Nicker, you won't.

You got a clock in and a few, my nigger. Relax. Shit. All my HBCU grads, I got some HBCU folks in here. Shouts out of A&T, AguPriott of this bitch.

We in this bitch! Look at everybody hating. Fuck y'all. I got the mic. Shout out Winston. I know they're in here. I see some Winston. Why y'all ain't sitting together?

A&T is a union. Hey y'all be like hey bitch hey bitch What else I got Jossie Smith Jossie Smith But that was too close to some gang shit my nigga I ain't been famous but for so long All my shit, what the fuck nigga All my shit almost

I want to give a shout to all my people Who gonna take a nap during their lunch break tomorrow Because they're tired All my niggas are going to set their alarm We're going to go straight to their car And just lay it down for like a hot 30 You just go recline that backseat for a hot 30 You're going to set your alarm

To wake you up in 30 Roll the windows down so you don't So you don't kill yourself Do you ever take a nap at work in the bathroom Like the big bathroom store? I ain't talking about a fool nap Like a hot five Like a hot five

Like you just be like shit, fuck it You just go ahead and put your feet Don't let it be a personal bathroom. You'll lock the door. Shit. I'm just warming this bitch up. I got to see what kind of age group I got in here. 80s babies, we in here?

80s babies? I thought you clapped, girl. Shut up. I'm hot, listen, I just put a blunt out. Half y'all walk past us. We were like, what's up, y'all? Go ahead. Appreciate y'all.

Shit. Is there any 90s babies in here? Y'all just out here living. Shut the fuck up. Y'all just out here, just living life. Just fuck it. We're young. We don't got to work for shit.

Y'all 90s babies. Y'all know y'all got to work. on your phone? Like y'all was born with able to get porn like that, my nigger, like with Google, nigger. You know how hard it was for 80s babies to get porn? You had to go to your uncle house who won't shit. He had that black box with all black tapes, no names, none of nothing. You had to pop it in the VCR, watch it, and make sure you put it back when you stopped it after you're nut it. That's a lot of things to think about when you're jacking off, okay? What part was it? Okay. Remember you used to watch porn at your

auntie house and you have to put the TV on sleep or you have to put it on sports in it so where you hear some noise you can hit black over. Like you'd be watching. Teddy, oh shit. Is there any 70s babies in here? I know we got 70s? Niggas is lying like shit. It's like six in here. They ain't going to say shit because you know black don't crack. You know what I'm saying? There's a couple of AARP

niggas in here, but I ain't... Well, look, man, we're going to start the show, man. I think they're live enough. DJ, you want to give me a little something to get a little party, get them loose real quick? Give me something just, damn, I know why put the pressure on you, but you auditioning my nigga. What?

You know, you don't play this going to church? You know, so we didn't really never have no old money. Like, have you? I was talking about, but you didn't play it on the church ground. We got a whole lot of new money, though. Like, you were like, too many to say, you were like, oh shit, fuck it, bitch, dude. Rain drop.

Drop, jock top, jock, smoky no cook in the hot box. I got to do the ad lips. Keep you playing. We're about to get started. Keep it playing. Charlie, you're already. Charlotte, are you fucking ready? All right.

DC, you ready all there? My husband. I got to do the ad libs. I can't do it without the ad lib. You have to do the ad lib. If you know the ad lib is just doing me. Let me put it on Snapchat one time. My niggins is savage.

This your chance. This your chance. This your chance. Hey. All set. Rackings on wreckings Get Beckins, I'm riding a Riding a Rondon

I take your bitch right from you Bitch on my dog Root Be down her walls loose Hey Hoping the frog Woo Goetado

God damn Shrall it turned up in this boy Shit We get loose in this thing One time So a nigga don't tighten up Shit

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All the way from D.C., anybody from Washington, D.C. make some noise? Okay, two people. Anybody from Winston State make noise? Anybody cool with that old school food, that old school rapper on Wiling Out make noise? Then put your hands together for my brother, Chico B! She made that back move. Damn. She made the tities move.

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You got to move. She made that back move. She made the tities move. God damn. I make the city move. I make the city move. has got mint, nigga. This shit crazy.

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You know what I'm saying? Bring that ass here, boy, that, you know what I'm saying? All the way from Atlanta, Georgia. Mr. Wiling Out, also seen on Almost Christmas. Right? Charlotte, put their hands together. Make some noise from my boy! D.C. Young Fly!

You ready, my nigga? What you want to do, Lucker? Y'all just clap like y'all was at a recreational game, God, damn. Let them boys play, yeah. God, damn. I know I'm y'all kids' favorite comedian, I guess. Shine on, nigger. Shine on. Also, y'all also made no Clayton English,

but he's over in L.A. doing some work, so y'all makes a noise for him where I quit. He out there shooting pilots. Also a very important member to it. But the heart of this thing, you know, saying Mr. Lose Miller himself, the other half of the old school fool, Mr. Wallin-out, and I think he's the leader of our generations of stand-up comedians. Y'all put your hands together.

Charlotte, make some noise. Make some fucking noise. Make some fucking noise. Make some fucking noise. For my brother, Carlos Miller. Where they? They were saving their woo. I gave everybody the same amount of energy, though.

I did my job. They didn't go like, I'm going to save my woo for Carlos. Save my woo. Damn. Ha-ha. Fixed shit. So they can woo again. Let me see how much they really love y'all.

So they told me today that I was part of the show, but I still don't have a seat. So I'm in this bitch to the side. Whenever y'all just want to ask some questions, I'll come out there and ask y'all. But they're trying to keep me active, calorie count. bit steps. Oh, one, two, three, four, five. You left your watch, bro.

It's on. Let go Joe, y'all. That nigga be running shit behind the shit. Y'all makes a nose for Joe one time. Produce of the show, Chad. Chad, that's the nigga who be... There you go. There you go.

You turned up. Why you turn it up? Ha, ha. Why are you sipping like you won't lean? I was just for to say that. This shit cold. This shit cold. And my teeth.

That's borderline races to give us two starphone cups Like we don't do Kool-Aid in one Hey, that's when people walk around Where Backwood's got cups And I don't know if these mince are marshmallows for coffee But even way, they're stepping their shit up Your shit off again I said he was the heart of this shit

My nigga, you're making me look bad They're going to cut me off the flyer again All right Nope, your shit ain't on You want to take this mic that way I don't have a mic And I'm not part of it again Come on 85

85 85 85 85 take that shit back there let them fix it then come back that's why you're on the side

you represent the side nigga community I'm not going to treat him like that y'all show some love Big Baby Big baby You need a friend like Big Baby

because you know you have a plan to go somewhere man, get fucked up, but you're on playing your ride back. Like, you get there, you're like, I'm getting fucked up. I don't know how I'm getting home. Big Baby beat a little nigga like, man, y'all's about to get fucked. I ain't even going to do it. I got y'all. Go ahead.

You need a nigga like that. Shout out the backwoods. They're about to donate some money to the United Negro College Fund. We were just talking to him. Yeah, I know, and I hope y'all know I'm the Negro then they donated to. Yeah, I'm about to get my shit back together You heard what I said Back together? Back together

My shit was together It fell apart Now you gotta get it back together That's a lot of niggas lives right now Fucked around and started fucking with the wrong chick What happened? She didn't believe in herself And didn't want me to

My fucking was so unhappy on the inside It poured over into me The unhappiness was on the inside So I was getting the pussy It was sleeping to my pee-hole Damn. Yeah. She's going wrong.

It ain't all about STDs. You were going around and catch the unhappiness. You're too old to be going wrong. That's what I'm saying. I was, you know, the bitch brought me down. The unhappiness was sleeping through my pee hole.

She didn't have no edges. Fuck my hair line up. Yeah, man. It took a lot to bounce back from that. Shout out to all the ladies out there. I was a lot of national women's day. We got tit eyes in the middle. Say what, say what?

We got dead eyes in the building. Say what? Say what here? See, dead eyes in the building. Do we have some in the middle? Dead eyes in the building. I see some one of those pitties right here. Tid eyes in the building.

You saw the titties in Espanol? Man tits in the building. This nigger got some tithes in the building. That nigger got some tithes in the building. That, no, that nigga said, this is mussel, nigga. It's muscle, nigga. Fuck is you talking about. That's what he said.

I said, like this one for him to be muscles, though. That nigga, that nigga said, this muscle. That's a nigga drinking a beer. This nigga, that's mussel, baby. Relax, too. The nigga said it wasn't a titty while rubbing his nipple. These ain't titties, my nigga. These ain't titties.

Oh, freak-ass, nigger. Shout out to all the ladies who don't like condoms either. Shout out to you freaking get you. I feel y'all be wanting that shit too. Y'all be wanting to be wanting. Y'all be wanting, look, can I trust you? Look at me. Look at me.

No, no, no, look at me. Keep your eyes on me. Can I trust you? Don't put it on. You don't got to put it on. If I can trust you, look at you, can I trust you? Once y'all feel like y'all can trust it, you y'all get him that pussy for real.

Because we don't like you asking us questions and shit. He got it working. You got to be working. Y'all, what the fuck? Yeah. You don't need no mic. Yeah, that's the thing like... You got the voice of a quiet out written.

He don't need no mic. D.C., they be asking that's what, what's the pussy good? I don't fucking know. I had a condom on. I won't know that that pussy really good until I get that pussy for real. I hate that question.

Hey, I got a rub on. I don't know how they pussy feel. Exactly. I'm thinking it feel good. Hey, fellas, keep it real. You ever hit a rubber break, you just started fucking faster. Like, yep, it broke.

I don't know who I told you. That we should have went wrong. the first place. Whatever you got, it already doesn't see through the p-holes. Just like the happiness. It's too late now. We got it.

This thing is stupid and fuck. I just did that. Hey, niggins know when the cops break. Niggas no. Oh, can we take that little pause? Yeah, you... Hey, nah.

That's what I'm saying. That pause. That pause. That pause be looking. That's a little. That's a face look like when he's about to sneeze and it won't come out. And I'm like, oh.

Oh, shit. He'd see me like, what wrong? None? None? None? See, look. Y'all feel it too, though, though, ladies. Look at this shit.

Hey, yeah, because she'll take you. Look at all this judgment in the room. They'd be like, look at the women. They judge these niggins probably row anything. That's a fucking lie. If you don't have a motherfucking high school diploma or like went to college

for two years, I'm not rowing you. That's too much responsibility. She looked confused. She was like, wait. Hey, sometimes that dropout pussy be the bad pussy. I don't want no dropout pussy. It's a reason why they dropped out. You start fucking with that dropout pussy

you can't add. no more. They can't add no more. They're giving you the wrong change at the drive-thru and shit. How much change you're supposed to get? She gave me two monies. Two monies? Two monies? That drop-out pussy make you say monies, man. I got two money. Hey, salute to all the ladies that dropped out. Hey, man, be proud of your pussy. Digger, I just went through a drive-thru the bitch just like that. My change was a dollar and 12 cent. So I gave the bitch 25 cents and said, Alright, keep the change.

Don't you know that bitch put my dollar in her pocket? Miss, I would give you the $25 cents so I can get my dollar, bitch. I don't know what's worse. Her putting it up the dollar in your pocket or you tipping her $0.25, nigga. It ain't $19.38. You can't tip nobody $0.25. She was going to take the $0.000 out my dollar. Hey, that niggas.

Now you flip a motherfucker they tip. Here you go, young man. I ain't want all that change. There you go. Hold up. This nigga disrespect me in the drive-through. My change was $3. He going to take my $0.

say act like he handed it to me and throw it on the ground you don't want them fucking pennies really that's disrespectful stupid bro shit is stupid hey hey let's get to some of these with the this podcast for i know y'all know who this podcast

for i know who this podcast is for somebody came up here with a podcast y'all don't know y'all thought about it on the way here hey if i had a microphone i'll walk out to you and say what it's all right but just yell it out She said no Hold up

Who she, who is it? Oh, Damn Hey, Hey, Big Babe, chill, bro Chill, bro, chill, bro Swing on their ad, B, baby, baby, baby, Swing on A&B, babe,

Don't swing on it, my nigga, Don't swing on A&B, babe, Don't swing on them, my nigga, don't do it. We'll jump in. Hey, this podcast with niggas who act like they're going to quit. Just walk over to the clock but don't never clock out. That shit don't do nothing.

This podcast is for niggas who steal from the self-checkout Walmart right there. Every nigger, look at, look at niggas. Niggas don't want to admit it, but you know you to put that turkey in there you ain't scaring that turkey. You know damn well you ain't scaring that turkey. Nicky, you're going to scan the soda real quick

and put the turkey right beside it and try to get it in there at the same time. You knickers. If it's a college it don't count. They don't. You know who it's for. It's for niggas who leave the water under the basket and act like they forgot about.

They ain't know it was under there. A nigger, a quick, excuse me, sir, you pay for that water? Oh, shit, my bad thing. I didn't even, I forgot that shit was under the. The shit gave you a warning on the screen. Please check your card for items. You'd be like, I did, I checked it.

I ain't shit. This podcast for niggas who sample candy in the grocery store. They're podcast for who? They sample candy. Sample candy. That's the big nigga shit. All my big niggins fill them on that.

Yeah, that big niggins shit. I don't think niggas. Look a dick homie right there. It was like, what, y'all understand that shit, nigger? You ain't never ate one twigs in the candy store, nigga? Eat one twigs, put the other one back. Just fold the paper and put it beside one that's got two. They won't even know. No, you know who this podcast is for.

This podcast is for ladies who spend the night with a nigger and just buy some panties at CVS and go to work. Yeah. with that stanky that ass puss. Yeah. That dirty-ass. Uh-uh.

She wiped the pussy off with two of them hand sanitize of wipes. Yeah. This podcast for all the ladies that did went to church with their pussy

smelling like hotel soap. Salute to y'all that Saturday night you'd have to fucking around had to clean that pussy with that hotel soap. That shit just says stay on it.

Hotel stuff. You didn't wipe that pissy off with the hotel soap. You're in church screaming like a motherfucker They think you can't catch the Holy Ghost, your pussy in there. It's your like shit. You got to go home and take a bath.

You can't take a shower. You got to soak that pussy out to that hotel soap. I'm not about to put that much work in for them. Do you ever jacking out with Hotel Lois? No. That shit to burn your skin. That shit to burn. You get that shit in your dick, you got to go to the hospital.

That shit burns. Whole head be on fire. You can't, I would never jack off with Hotel lotion. I put that shit on my hands and I'd be ashy 10 minutes later. I don't want that on my dick. I do not want my dick assy. Uh-uh. I ask the dick we'll escape.

You're like, hold up, Shaw. Hey, but hey, ladies, let me ask you our question though. Like, I don't know how many niggas in here speaking the lotion. I don't know how many niggas in here put lotion all over their body and shit when they get out of your business. But I don't, I only put lotion on the parts of my body that niggas gonna see. All right? So my, if you see my hands, I got lotion on my hands, I ain't taking this jacket off, so my elbows might be fucked up right now. But I put on lotion.

Listen, ladies, if a nigger got an ashy dick You're not sucking this dick If it's ashy, you're going to stop? You better suck that assy ad, I mean, that's a real question. That's what I told. Ladies, make some noise if you're not sucking the ashy dick. This one, thank you.

Look, look, that, he's like, what? My dick always greased it. That's that, fuck that. That's what your eye wish a woman would tell me. I ain't going to sit your dick too ashy. Bitch, when you got saliva in your mouth, greaves my shit up then. Please, get the ash off my shit. It won't be ashy after you put some slab on.

That motherfucker. You don't care about yourself enough. Then show up. Showed up. Ladies can't get mad at you if you show up with an ashy dick. We all done suck the assy titty and then all around here be ass. Your whole goddamn face drag because you didn't suck this off-work ass too. That's a chlorine add titty.

That's a chlorine ad titty. Like, bitch, you went swimming, bitch. This podcast is for women who clean their prisons so good. It smelled like new shoes. You never had none that smelled like a new pair of Air Force Wants. What do you eat, sweetheart?

Some of y'all not laughing or that's y'all ass. Y'all just sit here like, all right. Next segment. Fellas, make some noise so I can make sure I'm crazy. You've ever had some boys. What a dope deal is that?

Hold on, hold on, hold on. We can do better than that. Fellas, Lose, make some noise. Fellas, make some noise. I saw some women's But I'm not just talking to all the fellas I'm talking to a specific demographic I'm talking to knuckles

I'm talking about No I'm talking about Don't wake them niggas No I need to know if they're in here I'm talking about my real niggas Who had a court in the morning And wake up and smoke three new poids Or two black and mouth

And just sit at the end of the bed With some draws and a dress shirt on He got to go turn this up in When you go to court When you go to court and you don't know what the fuck about to do you don't really

even know to charge you're like man need folk boy your girl don't know what to say to you

she don't know if y'all about to break up or what you get out of court she'd be surprised like a motherfucker like nigger you here

I know the way you were let me text this nigga back and tell them never mind I thought you was out of here

my nigga oh she was calling aside nigga smoked the whole pack of new boy this morning. Hey, this podcast for all my niggas who live in the house that you

don't have a key to. It ain't nobody at home, you just be sitting on the hood. Like, man, what a little sister at, bro? He's fuck-ass shit. Little sister at school, she'd get out of that sit, bro. It ain't, bro. Ain't lost. Nigger paying bills

and everything. Ain't got no key. What do you tell the name? This podcast. What are on a show? What do you tell the name? Ain't shit, bro. I stay here. My sister. I'm waiting on my little sister. out of it six it eight now he explained that bitch everybody right about

I'm straight fell the way no little so she'd get out of that six he eight is he outside or inside and the neighbor he's outside he outside

nigga it'd be about 10 30 to and they'd be like bro you sure you don't want to come in and wait on no straight

man she got out that six it's 10 now she should be home any minute any minute oh wait find out she don't

spend the night on somebody else hell yeah this podcast for niggas got a clip of blunt after church get out, the hit, so that they pull out, praising the Lord.

Look, look, look, high anybody for Jesus. We just want to be high with the Lord, that's all. They part of care for me. Niggas is scared to go to church high. Niggas is scared to go to church high. Yeah, yeah. You scared? I do everything high, bro.

I feel like, there's not nothing I don't do high. I feel like all my sins just come together like, you fuck up. I'm like, shit. You feel like when he preaching, he's talking to you. D.C. I'm in the same boat as you. Hey, you can't go in. I couldn't go into a church high. I couldn't go into a church high.

I'm like all that. This nigga, Jesus, looking at me right now. Hey, D.C. He was looking at me when I hit the blood, and he was like, you're going to hit this blood and come over my house? Oh, this name. Y'all hear of me talking about something where he gets hot. We're going to share a bee.

Beed smoke now, my nigg. Bees smoke. Y'all makes me to know for being smoking weed now. All right. Listen. And I learned how to roll a blood. I'm going to tell you what. First of all.

I'm going to tell you how it happened. If you're going to tell, like, the name you know, you know, and he put on smoking me-me-me-s. Shout out to all the niggas who put up me-meas and that means. Shout out to my Mimi. Oh, they're mean. I've been calling me. I'm going to tell you how this shit.

It looks like Mimi's. But no, if you're going to, they're going to chance that because I smoked before, but I stop. So if you're going to say that I smoke weed now, Lowe's, tell them why I stopped. This is what it was. Chico's going to tell that story. Don't tell that old ass. This ain't know old.

This ain't going to tell it then, well, I ain't going to tell it then. That shit happened to him in my first season. That shit happened to me my second season. We was in. We was on the wilder now shit. And we was, it was too fucking cold to smoke weed. He had a beer again. That season.

and they had the blizzards and shit. So I was like, you want to fuck with these edibles? He was like, nigger, hell yeah. We could do that right here and be warm. That nigga like,

yeah, we do that shit. We could be warm. That nigga ate about two of them bitches. And that nigga was like, he had to walk to somewhere. That nigga walked off. What did you walk to? What's the store?

Not walking. No, I'm going to tell you what I had. I ate the motherfuckers, right? This was when Denver was in the Super Bowl. So we, in New York, we went down the Super Bowl road, pictures with the Applebee's and eight I was straight Applebee's. How you get in the game?

No, we went to Applebee's to watch the game. No, yeah. It was so high. He was in the game. No, no. Nigger. No, no, this is in the row with him. He was out. No, no. Super Bowl, right? They had like it was in Times Square. We go eat. We go back to the room. I'm high as a

motherful. Now I'm high as I ever would be on a blunt. I'm talking about I'm birthday high like, like, fuck it. I'm going to get high because I'm now high. So we get in the room. We're talking about hour and a half. I'm like, shit, I'm high as a motherfucker, man, but shit, I'm going to go lay it down. I see y'all niggas in the morning. We start wilding out the next day.

I go downstairs. It's like when I put my key on the door, open the door, and that door closed, that shit went to another level, nigger. My nigga, I was in the room, tripping like a motherfucker all night. I'm Googling, can you die from weed? Hey, but me, who did you call?

I didn't, nobody, nigga. Who did you call me? I didn't call. I couldn't call nobody, man. I'm tripping. I didn't took two cold showers, nigga. I didn't looked up remedies. I didn't walk to the Lord DeWain Reed three times, I didn't bought so many eyedrops. The bitch had to unlock the key

to give me the eyedrops out the lock. I'm like, bitch, get me $40 give them to me. I'm high. Nigger, I was high as a motherfucker. I asked God so many times, I was like, God, if you please, just bring me down. I swear to you, I will never do this shit again. But you were hiding that day, too?

Yeah, I was half a two days off that shit. I said, I didn't touch weed for three years. But you still here, bro, but you still here. Hey, he don't recoup, he didn't get back. He took three years, but I'm back on. Hey, you ever get this hot. You ever get hot early in the day? You ever get hot like...

That's bed time. You ever get hot like 10 o'clock in the morning. Because you're sleeping. And then you be, you just be enjoying the day and shit. Being about 2.30, you just go to sleep and be sleep like a motherfucker. Different people who ain't got no job. And then wake up. And then you wake up and like...

Nigger, like, I was at work at 2.30 loss. I can't get... Everybody who got jobs is like... Where is he going? It's a Saturday. Damn, it's a Saturday. Okay, look. So look, hey, you go to sleep.

All right. You go to sleep on Saturday. That nigga be working out every day, so he's... On a Saturday. Saturday, he off, dick. So you go to sleep around 3 o'clock. Then you wake up around 9 and don't know what fucking day it is. Hello?

Hello? That they can wake up like that. The nigga, wake up sleeping. That'll fuck you up It fuck you up When you say I'm great late out For an hour

Wake up in this night nigga You're like Oh shit Hey you ever went to sleep You hit their tail warp Now my god You thought it was the next day

Nigel That was the next day But it was like 10.30 p.m. That's what I'm saying You think you didn't slept through the whole night Sometimes you do though A hour

Holes 32 minutes Hey man Something going on in the world You see how you get high You just forget shit right You ever do this shit You ever watch some fucking porn and you have a masturbate and fall asleep

and then wake up and there's only been 30 minutes feel like you been asleep for eight hours shit that's a nap right down You ain't clean yourself, nigga You just went straight to sleep Hey you have a guy so high You watched the commercial like it was a show Nick hold on wait a minute

We ain't got like that nigga bust the nut And when he's making off He ain't wiped shit off Oh Many bills is I pay And I stay by myself I don't got wipe off shit Right

I might leave my dick I might lay my dick Oh, my house. He's that basketball, bait. What is that being said? With that being said, this podcast is for all the niggas to wipe the nut off with their underclothes, niggas.

Salute to the y'all, niggas. They're going to get washed anyway, bro. Salute to the niggas. They got yellow stains on their white hands, nigg. Hold up. Wait a minute. Your girl, hey, listen, ladies, y'all be mad and shit of the nigger

when you be washing the clothes. They'd be like, what is this, bitch. You know what that is. Hey. Why is you using your shirts, bitch? Because that's what I had on, all. Real top. I wasn't fitting to get up

and go get a towel to wipe off with it. Bitch, I got a t-shirt. I'm asleep with my t-shirt on. I wiped the nut off with my t-shirt. Hold on, my nigga. Would you out there Willie de Pooh in it? He was out there Willie to poo in it?

Outside? No, nigga, what are you talking about? Wipe your nut off with your underclothes. But the grave part about your hand is so dirty. Like, how you just not try to hit your face with a nasty hand? No. No, you got to take the shirt off first,

nigga, you gave nothing with the shirt on, then take it off. Now, this thing, he's my, nigga, if you're like, oh, shit, I got it, I got it, and then take that bitch off. You're a nasty motherfucker. No, no, no, no, you got to take it off first. But then you need to explain. Because we all thought you was like, oh, oh, oh, you look it out. One more time, there's a whole goddamn room full of judgment.

Don't act like you ain't never moved out of your apartment and move your bed, and it was a fucking, it wasn't a T-shirt stuck to the fucking wall. About nine socks that you can't ever wear again. Nick, big baby Oh, the ladies can't laugh It'd be like three pairs of chocolate panties under the bed Shit got quiet

Yeah I'm gonna go home and look up under my bed Go look Let me see some chocolate Ladies just as nasty or so Don't look up loud They're just just nasty It's all you're gonna

Hold on your lunch break Hold on, just how you know if ladies nasty If they come over the fuck But they still gotta go to the bathroom The check bitch you nasty You should already be clean It's too real

Because that's in real If you want to see if your lady Nancy and not, just pull up. Be like, I'm outside. You know what she's going to do before you walk to the goddamn, uh-uh. She's going to taste the pussy. All right, all right, I'm straight.

I'm straight. I'm straight. He can come through. And then when you leave, she'll be talking shit. She's going to call her home. Girl, bitch, he's trying to pull up on me. I heard the... A bitch has a thing fat.

So what a real bitch do? Chat that pussy. Ladies, we y'all think that pussy. Went on style. Right to the bad. left the door in lock bought a bit some time then that pussy was smelling like

new sneakers new sneakers this a lady in here right now with a bullet in her purse right now at least one lady got one of them silver bullets in their purse you'll go to the bathroom

and make yourself nut that's the beauty of woman ladies make some noise and you got that bullet in your purse all you got to ask me to go with you. No the nico see DC say ask me to go with you

I'll fuck a bitch anywhere I don't even fuck I know DC you're a better man I just like feeling wrong. Like, I just like being wrong. I really like the wrong, dog. This shit wrong. This nigga said I just like being wrong.

I think he's hard only for doing wrong. This nigga just like to fuck in places he know he wrong. Shit, what the fuck? It's a birthday party. Who? It's fuck them kids. That nigga, D.C. I saw three. I know her three rules on. That shit, retorted, dude. It's late. Let's go to the swings. This nigga D.C. and Chuck E.

He's fucking in the bathroom and come out. Where y'all been? Oh, shit. We, you know, in the balls and shit. You know what I'm saying? Watch the kids. Fuck, damn, I'm fucking. That's too much. I'm fucking. Y'all getting on time.

I don't want that. These ladies be trying to make you sign up for the make me have an orgasm challenge. I'm not up for that. Bitch, if I made you push to look, you better go to sleep. You're in the pussy.

I ain't never had an orgasm. Not today then. I'm not. You're not about to put all this pressure on me. That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of it. Bitch, you ain't never had one? You expect me to do it?

Then you go, well, that dick wasn't all that. Bitch, you didn't do your part. You didn't do nothing. You didn't squeeze a nipple or nothing You didn't bring no improv skills That pussy don't work I know my dick is good I'm gonna show you the text message

From my other satisfied customers I'm telling you I know this good dick That pussy ain't shit You got a wide loose That pussy ain't even hooked up right But you got to send those message To your eye cloud

Because you know that shit is delete So you got to keep them on file That thing is That's right That person needs a new alternated. That puts the ground wide loose. You got to get the ground. Hey, hey. Look at all the girls to be fucking around a little bit like, man. Don't worry about it. Hey, we got

it's National Women's Day. Show them love. It is National Women's Day. Much love to all the ladies. It's on Snapchat. That's all on the film. National Women's Day. National Women's Day. It is. It's not that. It's a day without women's day. It's a day without women. And you know what? This shit means even more because y'all ain't supposed to be in here fucking with us and y'all came anyway. Wait a minute, wait a minute, what the fuck?

It's a who day? Man, listen, they got a day where they ain't got to go to work. No, they got to go. Y'all don't try that shit you want to, bitch. No, they had to go to work. They just said, fuck for a work. It's a protest. Oh, yeah.

And they got on red, they all blood today. They got them suit whooping, shooting bitches. That's what I said. But that's the LBGTB. It's not. It ain't the LGBTB. It ain't them. It's all the women.

It's all the women. It's all the women, women who was born with vaginas and women who bought them. What about, is it is it for ladies who got the many fresh corn rolls? It is. It's all women. All women. All women. All women. The strong dites. The strong dyes. I feel

y'all, it's all for y'all out here. You got a president grabbing your pussy and shit. You know what I mean? Women are banning together. It's rough out here. It came to go. I think you said, man and fresh corn. Fellas, we need to do something, too. We got to make these ladies appreciate us. We need

to take a day off. You know the woods who look like Turk, B.G, and all them, you know. Stop. The dice, you know, the Dice with the Jordan headband. We're not about to do that. So we can't... Can I ask you something?

No. Wait a minute. Before you do it, I'm just going to let you know. After you shared that shit at the last show, there was four of them outside with sports bras on. Biddley. Ready to scrap in there, push-ups and shit.

One bitch just had the hood open, working on the car. Just to show niggas. that she could. I was like, these bitch is tough. Dude, she got the scarf around the head.

Yeah, she got the scarf, nigga and match her shoes. Her Air Force ones. She got the white and blue check with the blue duress. Man, if I can't be myself. Yeah. If I can't be myself,

I'll take my stool and leave. Bro, my cousin looks just like Maddie French. Bro. They all look at A.Z. They want to look like Maddie Fresh, Jada Kiss. Oh, you ain't never seen

the Jada Kiss. Y'all don't see some Jaddy K's dites. Y'all don't see some Jadik's dites. Y'all going to sit here and laugh and act like you ain't never seen one of them little chicks in the club that look just like little boozee. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about with the fade. With the tennis. Yeah.

When she got the little tinnets, like, that's the manager. Look, KFC, bitch. Now these homes get an exhibit braids. Or Taco Bell. Yeah. But, you know, they join. Yeah, they're joined. Yeah, they're doing.

They're working both on. Yeah. Yeah. Hell y'all. Hell ya. Hell ya. Hell ya. Shout out to all my niggas who used to sell dope. Now you're just a fast food manager. Swing by chick flame, my nigga. I got you.

Salute to y'all for getting that job. It'd take a real nigga to go from selling dope that's serving food, nigga. You still serving. You still serving. You still serving dope because you end up on the, you know what the shit on the chicken? What that is? The flower. Flower, nigga, the flour. I don't cook, nigger.

That's crazy. No, but just that's funny that you brought that up, though, because you was in the, look. You're in the new edition movie, right? You were in the new edition movie because Bobby Brown hair. Y'all make some new edition movie? Hold up, but niggas got a quick comment at me

like I did that shit to him for real. Right, right, right. Niggins like, damn, you fought up Bobby Brown hair. I'm like, no, that damn, bro. Bitch, I want when Bobby was the singer for him. But that was crazy that you did, because you were in the movie, and you remember Bobby Brown said

that he fried some chicken in the cocaine because he got too hot. He fries some chicken and the cocaine. That nigg said he fried chicken in the cocaine because he was high. Bobby, he said he had no flour. Wait, is that possible?

Is that possible? Bobby Brown coated the chicken breast with the cocaine and fried? Is this a fact? You can Google that. He said that in the end of you can Google that. He put cocaine in the chicken?

No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was it crispy? Was it crispy? We don't know. If it was crispy, I'm down to cry. If he made the shit up? If it was true.

Not, niggas, let's be honest. I'm mad that. All y'all know this story. Would you try a leg or cocaine wings? I would. Listen. Time about those. Fuck that.

I don't know if y'all. If it was a cocaine wing right here, nigga, you hungry as fuck. I don't know if y'all realize. You'll take two bites. Nope. I would. Cocaine? You draw cocaine in a flower?

I don't know if y'all realize how much cocaine you have to have, my nigger. Do you know how much coke you got to have that's broke down already? for you to season a whole pack of chicken with the shit, nigger. Oh, he's seasoned a whole pack of chicken. God, damn! For some reason, I want to try that. But hold up.

Hold on. I'm not trying, man. They all, look, keep in mind. They are already hot. How many of them fucking wings did you think they eat before they realize? They're like, nigga,

I don't think you should have did this one. And that's the thing. You know they didn't realize as he was thought if he probably was too high. Like, Lowe said, what wing do you realize? Man, this shit don't taste. same as it did the last time you probably did you know how black niggas used the same grease

man that black foe used the same grease now so yeah you probably could get to a good fish taste like chicken all that shit got crack on that shit we're probably busing that shit was like I can't imagine them niggins eating them cocaine win

nigga what's that give me some shit yeah all the nigger well if it is a love why do I feel this No, man. That shit ain't cool, man. It'd be kids eating chicken, man.

You can't feed your baby the Coke wings, man. You don't need no. Like, Mommy, got to get some more chicken. You're going to get that. No, hold on as hell. No, they didn't get you in the other hand. They didn't have it. Ah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, buy the chicken, nigga.

Uh, ah, uh, hey, they didn't have no cocaine chicken wings for the kids. The kids got some cocaine, chicken, Timbers. Nigger. And them shit was probably busing like a motherfucker, too. Hey, man. Hey, you know that nigga probably. Uncle Bobby, what did you do that is, Pat?

Cocaine probably fried golden brown, too. That nigga had no idea. I'm telling you. I was like, ooh, these motherfuckers golden. This shit looked like Zaxby's. And you know why, I believe. Look, that's what I'm saying. Because I believe in black people's chicken frying skills so much.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. I believe. this shit looked like real chicken. Shout out to Bobby Brown. I wonder what that shit smelled like. I would have a steak, nigga. That shit. You have a cooked boat?

That shit spake. That's it. That shit. That shit. That shit. Y'all motherfuck is crazy. This is the 85 South show. This is a podcast for niggas who don't have a car, but they ain't never miss a day of work.

Hey, I like that. You were a real nigga. You don't say it yet to a lot of real niggish shit, my nigga. Shots out of me. Shows how a dude who just got out. Hell yeah, fuck. Hey, that nigga, let me tell you something. That nigga got Uber on his phone with somebody a car on that.

Let me tell you how you know old-school niggins that shoot you, right? I'm gonna tell you. When a nigga wear them fitted caps from the gas station, that nigga kill you, bro. I'm telling you. Oh, here, cut you one? No, no, no, no.

I said it, I'm just saying like, he ain't saying yours from the gas station. The nigga who gave it to your mom. First of all, ain't none of us talking to you and no disrespect from me. No, first of all of us. All of us is on some uplifting shit right now. We're about the women.

You got three New York's on your head three. We don't want to know. I wasn't saying that. I wasn't saying that to disrespect you, my nigga. And that's how you know you're real nigga. Right. He doesn't want to make that. Let me tell you.

Let me tell you. Go. Hey, thank you. Play with me. Listen. We go. Listen. We go.

They say you don't want no problem. with that nigga. He got a rain coat on. Hold on. D.C. Stamper, nigga, pass it off. Let me take it off. Hey, man. Hey, we go. Hey. That nigga got a rain coat on. Them niggas don't want no problem. Any nigga who don't like rain is not to be

fucked with. Exactly. It ain't two niggas in here prepared for a rain, but this nigga... Exactly. That nigga is prepared for a rain. That nigger is prepared for a rain. Our murder is killed niggas in rain, though. That nigga don't want no problems.

He's like, no, you good, man. Man, I know this. I know this couple right here going to make it. Yeah. Anytime you and your girl, anytime you and your girl do y'all hair together. You know what you were doing. She'd be like, hey, I'm always, I'm almost ready.

Bitch, I'm almost ready, too. Fuck you talking about. Hey. Hey, salute you, my nigga. You got your shit up. And then you got three body pens of his shit. Hey, break, look, he'd be going out. This bitch won't say I'm a motherfucking body pants.

Yeah. Bish Swift. By your old, motherfucking Bobby, bitch. That this shit won't need move. Hey. Hey, hey, B. Don't move.

Hey, B. Don't move. Hey, B, both them niggas had their outfits laid out. You don't wear that. Well, I'm going to wear this. Shit. Hey.

You ain't about to outshine me, bitch. That nigga got on a bowtine this motherfucker. Okay. And the bowtip match the little. Hey, what's your sweater say? I see 91. Play-ass, nigger. Oh, what's what I'm saying?

What's what I'm saying? I'm asking. Ladies. You're going to fuck a little like eighth grade. Find you a nigger like that. That's the type of nigger that'll eat your ass and call you a queen. Hell yeah. Hey, ma'am.

Hell yeah. Ma'am, has he ate your ass? Of course he has. Yeah, he ain't. Hey, he didn't. Hello, hold on two shows, bro. Where's the camera? You got the camera?

We're here on the 85 self-show live podcast. Hey, turn around. Hold up. You don't even have the ass, bro. She got tattoos on both eyes. Oh, he ate the two. He ain't that. the first night. He had to.

He had to. Did you eat the ass, sir? Yeah, he ate the ass. He got a grill. Who? Who? Who? Told you. That nigga lying like shit. Let me just make a noise. That nigga looked like he'll make her stand up and eat the ass. Stand up, baby. I'm going to do it different tonight. Let me put my button down. He's going to put her ass on their bun.

He got to drop his bun to eat the ass standing up. D.C. He got a trap his button to eat that is sad enough. Hey, no, the reason why she got that bun, she used that shit for her saddle when she ride his face. Shut up, nigga. That nigga got a guy. I see the grip. I got dri-old. Hey, big baby, he ate

the ass so good. She quit her job and she ain't even want to. She showed him like, I got something to tell you. Something happened to me last night. He still holding on to her, too.

That's how you know. He ate it. He was like, hell yeah, I did. That's what's up. He peaking her. He don't want her laughing. Yeah, let's do that. Let's read some of these fan comments, man.

Shout out the backwoods and Red Bull. Hold up. We got a shout out. Shout out the Backwoods and shout out the Red Bull. For believing in us, man. They gave us all these nice strengths and things.

They gave us the cut for the... Y'all, anybody want to try this green red boy? I know people been asking. Try that shit, tits. Oh, hold. He couldn't grab it. I got one more. I got one more.

Try that. I'm a big nigga, too, bro. Don't work. No, it's a real shit. Don't let that fuck with your heart. I don't some real shit. Try that shit. Let me know.

Let me know how y'all like it. Don't you real shit. I just realized what backwoods did with these. What? That's a two-inch, bro. That's a two-edge, we do. We don't know what this is, but this really is something for you to ash in right here. That's what Backwood is.

Once you get all the mess out. Once you get all the mess out, you can ask them. No, see, Beckwood's really being considered on the sneak, right? They're like, hey, my nigger, I ain't going to tell you your brils think out that you smoke a blood, but eat a whole bunch of these. Well, they definitely is. How a taste? How is it?

She's straight. Hey, bro. Hey, bro, chill out, bro. That nigga can they ain't drink that, dude, do that shit in there, man. I ain't fucking with you, my nigga. I know that's muscle. I believe it. I said you drink that beer in one gulp.

Nica, that nigger's a man. Much love to all the ladies that know how to make, know how to turn one outfit into three outfits. Oh, that's a shirt, a dress in a thing, talk. She'll wear the shirt one day and turn that bitch into a scarf. I'd be like, this bitch, this bitch, with the sauceful. With the bun in the front. Right, you're going to cut the shit.

He ain't not. Hey, y'all, nigger, through the show. We're supposed to be in the comments. We're in the comments. We'd be worried about this, nigga, because... Look, we really be worried about this nigga because he got to make it. Like, we got a lot riding on this, nigga.

A lot. He is our ticket out the hood. Niggas, it's almost Christmas again. I hope y'all do part two. Hell yeah, dick. Hell yeah, we all waiting. Yeah, yeah, we hope we do a part too. Hell, yeah, we hope we do a part too.

I hope y'all do all the holidays. Nigger, almost black history month. Almost Easter. Almost family reunions. Almost my birthday. Like the Medea movies. Almost everything, fucking, fuck it.

That's what's up, man. Keep killing that shit. Keep killing that shit, bro. Don't you got a new show coming out, hip-hop, Hollywood, Squarespace? Yeah, that shit comes out at 1D day. Man, I saw a commercial and shit where the shit gets you in the... That's how you know you're working.

He don't know where his shows. I know all my days. They don't be telling me shit. They be like a cold shit. I know my day's to 2018, nigga. Every show I'm part of it. I swel in everything. They don't tell me shit, bro.

They tell me, like, go look on repeat. Stop turning, stop fucking with shit. What I'm wrong with shit? White man? Stop touching shit. For real. No, this shit was good and vibing then. You got to touch a shit.

Not my shit, don't got the T-Pain on it like I wanted it. Hey, I got to read this shit. Go ahead, bro. This is, this is fad comments for who this podcast is for. This is from I know Raw Blue. This podcast is for niggins who flip the condom inside out and use it on another bitch to save money. No, no, no.

I hope I ain't never that broke. I hope I'm never. First of all, that shit ain't going to go on. It's not. That shit is going to be... Do you know what your dick going to smell like after that? Do you know how hard to get to save a carton to my nigg?

And they pop in front of the girl? You're like, yeah, dude. You can't save no condom, nigga. You try to rerone a condom. Hell, no. I mean... I don't hear that bitch with a dirty dick before, but not no dirty condom.

That's got to be a joke, Because who is wearing a condom out here? I mean. I'm not acting like you ain't wearing no rubber. So when I be saying my reckoning shit, it's wrong. But when your old ass still talk about fucking raw, get cool. That's what I'm saying.

I'm responsible. I'm out here making sure that these women stable enough to be single moms if they have to. I'm not just out here risking these young girl future and shit. I know a good mama when I see one. She live in this big-ass five-bedroom house. This bitch got two cars. I think I'm about to pull out

whatever happens, happens, baby. That thing is, you mean it's I'm fucking, you ever fuck with a chick that was too good for you? Like, this ain't got no boss? You're the boss of everybody? Uh-uh. There would be no condoms. All the boss with me. This one is from killer season.

Killer season. Before you say it, hey, fellas, you ever fuck the chick with a 401K? Hell yeah, nigga, what's going with that? Shit. I was a 400K followers. I was like, My bitch's got careers. My bitch has got careers. I love a woman who care about us in the future.

My bitch has got a chance. Shit, yeah. She's talking about adding a nigga to some insurance. Okay. That bitch got me on there as a guy in this. I'm on some life insurance. Shout out to the real chicks that ever gave a nigga $300 on some child support. You're a real-laz bitch if you pay some chowels to put just so them kids wouldn't have to come over your house.

I got it. Damn. This is for the real chicks, bro. Hey, this podcast by killer season, this podcast is for niggas who had their side chick come pick them up and they go outside and hop in the back of the car like it's an Uber because they know their girl looking out of the way.

First of all, that is genius. That is genius. Shout out to the side bitch. Shout out to the side bitch. The side bitch is the winner in that host today. Let's get in the back so she don't show you. You get in the back like it's an Uber because you're a girl looking.

Hey, that's a smart. Shout out to all the side chicks that know who the main chick is. And you can whoop that bitch and so you're really worried about it. You see how quiet they got this old love? Yeah, let the bitch get wrong if she won't to. I already know this bitch can't fight. I don't, I YouTube. But did you see the girls yelling towards that?

Yeah, they had to get quiet for us. They got quiet. But you just told you something. No, because they knew it was another part. Like, come on, Carlos. Don't leave us right there. Ladies, ladies. Hey, they cash me out on outside, bitch, need to get out of the ass.

Oh, yeah. That little 12 or 13-0. We'll see that bitch. We'll see that bitch. Man, that bitch, need to get an air walk. Hey, go fuck around and be on wilding up. For real. Please don't say that shit.

I hope she'll be on wild and I'm saying all the shit that she need to hear. If she's on wild-in-out, I'm going to plant some cocaine chicken to her purse. You're going to be sucking Nick forever. With the knife. With your mama. Ladies, I have a question. If you got a good, stable, loving man who pays the bills, does everything he's supposed to do around the house and make,

make sure you're straight, and he's a protector and all of that good shit. You think it's wrong for him to have a sidebush? I was. That's a real question. He just said, he's wrong. He does everything. Your home is secure.

You got to, is it wrong for him to be as, it is? Hell no, it ain't wrong, bitch. Okay. It is wrong for him to have a side bitch, that's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong for him to have a side bitch,

right. Side, what, moms? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Wait a minute. Hold on. I don't know what the fuck. She just went. I like that what she think. What you say? What you say? What you say? Oh, you're talking about it? Okay. Oh, yeah. So the side fish perspective.

You root the bill. Oh, you want the sidefish to help out around the house. Oh, so you want your man to be a big quality bitches. You don't just want them out here. Okay. That's good. For a reason right there. So ladies, if your man got a good quality side, bitch, okay? She got a good job. She'll go buy me y'all, you know what I mean? She ain't going to pick the kids up from daycare for y'all late.

Is he wrong for having her? He's not supposed to have help. Okay, so what if she helped you with your bonoos and do your hair? I like you. If she helped you with your bonoes and do your hair, can he still fuck her from time to time? Not often, just time to time. All right, I'm going to make the shit even worse since y'all just going there.

Ladies. I fuck whoever I want Bitch, I don't need your approval Ladies, what if your baby daddy showed up with your little girl And her hair was done And it was pretty as fuck And he keeps showing up with these

Beautiful ass hairstyles And you find out the side bitch Is the one doing it Are you gonna be mad You let that bitch touch my baby hair? Hold up ladies, keep it mad The shit beautiful now It's some shit you can't do

And it's free Hold up, hello, let me make this shit even better And the shit holding up two, three weeks at a time I'm saying, ladies, is your man wrong for half of hers? What I'm saying? He's still wrong. Look at all the bitches who can't do hell And that bitch make a mean chicken alfredo

That mean. And she makes a mean chicken out of her. We're trying to do, we're trying to help open up the mind. We're trying to open up the minds Because ladies, a lot of y'all don't understand what, you know, we respect y'all. We love y'all. Like, we love y'all. He fucking love you. Some of y'all.

Most of y'all. I got one after this. He loves you. But, man, these bitches is out here. Okay, ladies. So what is he supposed to do? Like, this is a real question. What is he supposed to do?

This man is cool as a... Wait a minute, baby. Don't get to get. She can't wait. She's ready. Wait, go ahead. Say whatever. That's what's wrong.

That's why niggas be mad because you ain't even listening. You just like, finish. I'm going to wait for this nigger lips to finish. She's just like, and I'm going to let through some shit. I'm gonna let this nigga have. As soon as his mouth stop moving, I'm gonna get in this nigga shit. Is she right there?

That's the problem. That's the problem. That's he's going right there with a little brow right now. So this man, this man, this man is a, is a winner. He's a king. He takes care of you and your family. He's the shit. He works hard.

He bust his ass. He's successful. And he's supposed to go outside and turn away all the bitches that come at him, right? I'm gonna tell y'all right now. He's supposed to do that. He's supposed to do that. Well, my question of y'all is, why is, why is the only one that count the one that we fuck. If we turn the thousand

bitches away, why do you not help give us credit for the She got lucky. She caught me when I was weak. Look at the nigger. Scared to clap. I fear you, my nigga. Just wink at me. I can see y'all through the dog. That segment was about Chico Bean. That was about him. I just went to that. The niggins shit's about every nigga. It ain't just about me. Fuck that. What happened? I went to that. I turned down a lot of bitch. I showed her bitch who like

keep wanting this dick. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm like look at that bitch. Look at my blue. Look at the blue. I'm bad tasting the hole. You feel what I'm saying? The niggas said, I'm barely texting this. Like, that was supposed to be better. I'm just barely texting, and that's it. Hell no. I just say, I just say,

Baby, look at me almost ignoring this bitch for you. I whoa. She was screaming for the dick. And I'm just like, all right, you know what I'm saying? I'm a highlight. You feel what I'm saying? But the bitch she finds me fucking, she's like, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like, come on, bitch, like, wow. What she's like, one more time? What she like? Wow. Like, come on She's turning to walking dead She's walking in a little nigga fucking She's all like

Ah Fuck as you were in my house doing Ah Man, I'm about to cry man You're a cold nigga I don't need to Man I keep telling you this

Later let me tell you something If your man is telling you This who he is Believe him He hurt you Bitch you hurt yourself You know what going on Exactly

You believe him Why you tell you Who he is believe him You're not going to change her Woman to Tell her, tell her a little head. What you say? Shout to have braces.

Hold on, he got a lift. Say it again. He was like, you know what show? I was like, I don't know what he said. You know what's up? Hold on, bro. Don't let no disrespect you like that, bro. Yeah, give him to my.

He got a listen. You know what shit? You know I went shit when you came here? Oh, hold, hold you say, my name? You knew I went shit when I came? You know, yeah. Well, you got to tell her you ain't shit. You can't pretend you are shit.

And then get mad when the bitch found out. You can't do that. If you got to be ancient from the jump. If you ain't shit from the jump and she's filled you. You know my biggest problem. Hello, Barbara. This is Shirley. Now, I just found your number.

In my man pockets. Now, you can keep cool, you come out of a bag. A bitch, don't care. What you was about to say? No, women, see, one thing I don't like about that shit, they'd be trying to fix you. And then you find out they fucked up. Exactly.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, why the fuck I got to leave my hos and you ain't leave yours? You should have just told me that you ain't want to be. different with us. I could have hooked my hose up with your hos. We could have all won. What man? Do we got to want? Could have some of these bitches up with the

niggas, you know. We could have been faithful to each other. Ladies, how many y'all got a nigga waiting right now for you to be single? Like, he waiting. Everybody. All y'all should clap. All y'all should clap. Hold on you. I hate to tell you, my nigger, but your girl blink.

Hey. Hey, hey, man, you gotta be careful. She did, she was like here. They'd be having these jobs, man. You didn't see that shit, she was like. It'd be a nigga that do everything she loved at her job. This is a nigga named Roy worked with it, like two cubicles down. That nigga right there?

This nigga be buying her lover. He looked like, I'd be seeing him. That nigga Roy, that nigga, come in her cubicle do some shit like this. He'd be like, oh, babe, you look like you down. What's going on, a nigga, come in the cubicle and sit on her death? Talk to him. Oh! Oh!

First of all, my brothers want to show off his flyer's outfit Makes him what's for his outfit That was the way he showed off his outfit Staying resistant Do it one more time It's a little bit right there Just let it drain There's gotta get him back and train

This podcast is for niggas who know how to clean up like this When a nigga fuck up at your house And he just trying to I got that shit, bro Don't worry about I got that shit bro I got that shit bro my bad bro I fucked up I got that shit I got that shit

Go get me a towel bro I got that shit Y'all ever fucking up on somebody's house and step on it? Oh, shit. You ready to roll? Hell, no. I'm sitting here. Hey, big baby, it's one worse than that. You ever go over somebody's house

and think you're sneaking and shitting and then you finish and realize ain't no tissue in this bit? You got to tell... Hey, hey! Hey! Come see me, bro. I got one worse than that.

I were running with this girl baby. And she was like, give me my baby. Real talk. I was like, I was third. to y'all running with the girl baby. She's like, get my baby. Listen, all I'm thinking in my head

don't drop this baby. Nika, I go up to step. Tell me why me and the baby fell. Boom, hit the head on the step. Who the fuck baby you had, man? Some young-ad bitch, but he was her baby. So why was you running with the baby? Young niggish.

Young niggish. That nigga picked up a child was like, hard. Nigger was just happy to have the baby. I was like, let me hold her. But like, I was saying before I. fucked up. That nigga Roy got to sit on the cubicle with your bitch

and talk about all her problems. Soon as she coming and they're single one day and that they're going catch her. Ladies, y'all got a work husband? See, look, at least y'all being real. Hold up. Chico, that shit was so real that nigga choked. She was like, yes, that nigga said I don't even think she realized she said in that LA or she was just like, yeah.

That nigga, they go on the bojangles every day and lunch and shit, sitting in the car talking. Who said that in Mexico? But while she's smiling, think about this niggins, she was like, yes. Big baby, you know the worst part about this shit. Not only do she got a work boyfriend. She owe this nigga lunch. You always got to me. He paid for the lunch, too?

Tomorrow, we're going to. He paid for all your lunches? You ain't gave him no pussy. And she's not going to. Oh, shit. You don't call that. That's the thing. She's not going to give him none unless you just make her, unless the niggis, she fucking make her so mad.

Uh-uh. You know what he going to finally get that pussy? When? When she get a new job. When she get a new job and be on that bitch about two years, he's gonna show up at best by

Hey! Oh my God. I never got that lunch. What you doing now? You're the branch manager at Wells Fargo? Get the fuck out of here! I got to get your number, man.

We got to catch up. I miss you. Hey, ladies. How many of you got to get some pussy out with a nigga hit you with what he just in right there? You catch a nigga out and public somewhere, Keisha, hey, it's me, Rob!

And then you turn around, oh, my God, that's so good to see you. And then y'all end up fucking. How many of y'all had to happen to? They can't tell you. Oh, shit. Oh, there you go, nigger. Stand up. Big baby, we need his testimony.

We need that testimony right there. Brother, can you come to the front, brother, brother? Brother, you want to come up here and share your testimony? You can, brother. Brother, keep it real for the 85 South show, aren't it? Reach one, touch one. We understand. We understand that he can't do it right now because he's okay.

brother, come on. No, he's still a winner. He's still a winner. Big baby, he's still a winner. He's still a winner. I'm going to give Jerry some cookies. It's too new. It's too new.

My bad, my bad. It's too real. We got to rock. It's too real. But after y'all fuck, well, sports and the own, that's all I want to know. Yeah, they're still together.

That's the first date? That looked like a church couple. Oh, so y'all fucking a night. Oh. Hey, man, that looked like a church couple. He couldn't talk about it because that's the new pussy. It happened in the past.

Oh. Right. Hey, bro, we're gonna, we're gonna laugh up for you tonight. Do me a favor. Don't penalize him for that. Please don't. That's pussy in the past.

And he was just speaking on some real, this was shit we would have talked like on some real nigga shit behind the house. You would have never heard about this shit. This was like three four bitches ago. This wasn't nothing current. Don't sit down that shit. This was three four exes ago.

Yeah. He was the little bitch Kim at the job, bro. Hey, hey, hey, how old you? Hey, Lowe's, how he asked to go to the show? Hey, what you're doing on Wednesday? Shit. No, he was like, shit. That's how aired nigger started off.

Look, you see how that nigger is? Yeah. It doesn't matter what it is. How he's doing it? It's always at this statement. Right. So, yeah, you know, I think I'm probably just going, you know, watch TV and chill at the house. Shit.

So I'm going to come behind that. You trying to go? But, I mean, I'm just saying, like, you know. No, this is how a nigga do it. He's playing that shit down like a motherfucker. you know they got that little podcast shit yeah I'd be fucking with no we yeah I fuck well you know

it's a little silly and shit it's a little silly and shit you should go down a little you want to ride through that thing she was like and then her ass always be some bullshit like oh no

what time you said but she'd be wanting to go like a motherfucker though she was like oh a bitch about to eat for free hey but she didn't even Answer him in first. As soon as you're like, I'm going to call you back. Bitch, Jalisa.

This nigga asking me go to the 85 South shit. You're trying to roll, bitch. Yeah. You better go? No, rich. You better go with your stupid head, bitch. We ain't rich. Her homegirl broke, too.

Like, bitch, go and bring me some wings. Yeah, that's the thing. Ladies, y'all have talked shit to your friend. Get that scrump. She called it that. Bitch, she asked me out. Bitch, you better go when the fuck to you eight for free. Fuck wrong with you.

Bellas. Shit, I win the nigga. I wish your nigger would ask me Yes, bitch, you probably Yeah, lonely-ass bitch, you better take your ass out, I didn't talk to you. Somebody hit in for free. Don't try to cross your legs and be boozy now?

60% of all fucking leftovers get ate by her home girl. 70%. Her home girl be sitting there eating the food you bought why they talk about why you ain't shit. Bitch, why you're not taking this bitch? Indian style on your couch.

You got your strips is hitting, bitch. I'm telling you, the nigga got taste. Bit take the plate right out of her hand. bitch, what you brought me? Y'all be thirsty and fuck. Niggas be thirsty and fuck, too. You say you want to go, nigga got a bunch of shit to do

before we get over there. We got the goddamn check the bank account, make sure the card ain't going to get declined. Nigg got hit the weed a little bit. You'll be on the first date and you don't know if she smoked but you bring the weed. And she smoked, but she don't know you smoke

but she brought the weed too. You're like, bitch, why you ain't say something earlier? We could have stayed at the krill going in whack-ed Dave and Busters. and shit. Bitch, I got a... Hey, that's real, bitch.

I got a Netflix documentary that's fast fuck on pause. I know you want to fuck with this fire stick. I just bought to have a house. Nick of the fire stick, that's what it is.

Fun Netflix, you can watch you get out in the living room with the fire stick. I want to see get out. Don't even worry about it. Just come through the crib. Come through the crib. You got boolegs?

Nah, man, we don't live like that. These women really doing bad out. Bitch. Show up with a bag of groceries on the first day. Just, like, baby, put that in the kitchen. It don't need that shit. You got to sit down or you got a child eating.

Hey, nigger, show with some old school groceries. I ain't leaving, bitch. Ladies, when the last time a nigga bought you a country ham? You're like, bitch, this nigga showed up with baking ham. All type of burnt for shit. But where did the ham come from? Where did the ham come from? You know where it came from.

Pairns Cedar? Hell yeah. Parenthood. Honey-gated ham. You just do some shit. Show up with a ham. Honey bake ham, man. You got the hat.

You got paid. When you go to here and see her. Bro, she got them kids. Oh, that's show with two boxes of cereal and a gallon of milk. Be like, go on get that to them boys. Ah, to the boys! The boys. This nigga just said, this thing just said, this nigga just said, this nigga just said, I buy the bitch groceries with my baby mama food stamps,

that's a real nigga right there. Use your baby mama food stamp to put food in the number of it. Oh, he's just to them over there. Her kids ain't never seen Frost the Flakes with Tony on the box. You got her now. She's walking there with the real Frosted Flakes. Like, oh, Mommy, he got the real ones. He sure did. Say hello

to Charles. You'll be sitting a lot of him, apparently. You don't need that shit for me. See, you got to be careful when you fuck with them little... Get that to the boys. He said, here's some cereal, some milk. Get that to the boys. You got to give him some pussy immediately. This one's going to happen. That shit hit home.

That shit. If a nigga, if my mama would have brought a nigga home and he's... All I want the nigga to just cup free. me and my boys. But check this out. Ladies who got boys, no, that first night that them cereal on top of that refrigerator you're going to have to whip the youngest one

ass because he's going to climb all the way up to the top. Your son standing on top of the refrigerator with a table on. He ain't he had never seen Tony on the box before. Usually the frosted place got a snowman on the box in your house. This thing came through with real frosty flakes.

Your kids don't know what the fuck to do. They're like Mommy, what's them? Oh, these are... Who really from the hood? Who had the good Syria but your mom, when she was really hood, she wouldn't let you get the shit

at the bottom till you got all the way to the bottom, nigga. It was two weeks later before you got to the goddamn price. We ain't talking about no cereal. Don't you dig it in the goddamn cereal? Siri in the cup.

This podcast for anybody who use Cool Whip as a cereal bowl. Good cook. Oh, nigger. Oh, nigga. Anybody who use the butter, the country cup. That's for your large.

Your big bowl is here. The country cropped butter on me. Like Saturday morning, you like that. You pouring like that. Hey, time out, Brad. You ever went to use the, you ever went to use the country crock bowl for some cereal and still got spaghetti in?

Okay, nigga. You'd be like, oh, I ain't watched this motherfucker. You're talking about with the red residue that can't come out. You got the red residue that don't come out, niggas be eating cereal you out of the bowl. Oh, that shit ain't going down. That shit in there.

Hey, you ever go to somebody house? They're trying to take in a bowl. You'd be like, niggas, you got ravioli's things. Oh, that shit ain't going to hurt it. On every bowl. Taste that shit in the bowl. This podcast is for every nigger in here who thought

Vaseline was hair grease until you got grown. This podcast for niggins who used to use their mama blue magic. That blue magic. Why the fuck did you always lose the top to the blue magic? I don't know.

But you never found it. I don't know. You figured it'll be nine tops of blue magic somewhere in the goddamn house. You move and never. find them goddamn tops. Why does the Blue Magic last from the age of three to 25?

Nigger. Nah, you know what happened. You never ran out of blue magic. This is what makes that long. When you stick the comb in that bitch and then leave it, that shit will last for the rest of your life. Hey.

If you stick a rat tail comb in it. Hey, hey. You'll never run out of grease. This podcast is for niggas that then used a whole can of Duke pomade. The nigga ain't never did that. You ever used that Duke, that shit be figures of a month. You're talking about Duke, you're talking about Duke's wagging groom?

Oh, my God. Shit. You ever seen a nigga with two. With too much dukes in that shit And this shit stuck right here in one spot Oh, Nick You got a deep-ass wave You got one wave, nigga

Hey, you remember you to brush your hair 20 times on one side How many waves you got You got one wave, man You got one big ass wave Like, nigga, that nigga You ain't gonna get waves You're texting this shit

Just cut bitch at all That was you and you had one wave My name by my nigga look It's right now Feel it Give me your hand, feel it This podcast for Niggas who would never feel another

the nigger waves. My bad, this podcast for niggas who never had a waves. I didn't. I never had them. Now, let me have my one wave. You had your waves, bro. You had your waves, bro.

You had your waved. You had your waved that niggins. Look at the fuck-in'nigues over that. I skit right over there. I know you did. Float top, Afro, braids. You want them young ball head. It wasn't shit between that.

It was braids, nothing. I don't get braids. My head too big for braids. I'd have looked goofy than a motherfucker. That shit would have took all. I looked like I was going to surgery if I had got braised, nigga. You know how they'd be having a mother.

You know how your nana look when they're about to do surgery on. Hey, nigga, shut up! I mean, I would look like a nana on the way in the surgery. They'd have tried to put braids in my big ass head, nigga. That nigga B-Rowlop right now. I'd have looked like Rip Hamilton.

They'd have tried to put brazen in my head. Y'all remember Rip Hamilton, nigga? That nigger. That nigger Rip Hamilton had the longest corn row ever. From here to where the shit go down the back, my shit would have been ridiculous, thing. By the time they finished that shit, they would have to do it again.

Yeah, exactly. You ain't putting no whole corn roll in my head, your hand's gonna get tired. You're like, you know what? Fuck that, nigga. You're good. The niggins ain't going to look like a surgeon with the braids, bro.

Y'all know what I'm talking about when the nigga ain't going to surgery? They got them braids in the head, nah, that's what my shit would look like. That's the girl. No, that's what my shit would have looked like, Nicky. Yeah, I'd have been in hospitals a lot

and seen them old people with them brains. That thing is crazy. Them three braids. Shats out to all my ladies who sleep naked. Where y'all are? Hell, yeah, this one to untouch out with my eyes. Look at my, my nigga, the gould, nigga, sipped this beer. He said, oh, it's getting out of hand now, son.

Yeah, I ain't really coming for all that shit, B. Correll, niggas talk about neckets. Shout out to all my niggas who bought a new box fan for the spring. You're a real hood, nigger, if you can't sleep without that goddamn fan. Sit that motherfucker in the window, nigga. Sit that, hey, you know what, used to make me mad. My mama used to do this goof-ass shit. How many y'all mommas used to turn the fan inside out

and say, that blow the hot air out the house? When you put it in the fan back, well, fuck that, mama, I'm hot as fuck. I can't. Hey, what a real nigga says. Put the knob off that bitch, you just have to plug it in and unplug it. The only speed on the fan now is loud as fuck.

Hey, look, what about that fan? When you put it on three, that bitch starts shaking. That bitch be got down. Well, you're stupid. That's real That's a real shit That shit be in the window You remember that man

They used to Move all around the room And then the Bunkin' neck broke And you just get That bitch Now that bitch shit Got everybody

Ancles cold You gotta make a pallet On the floor To get cold Shit You try to push the hand up That bitch You're a real nigga

Though You'll take some shit Like this And prop that shit Fix that goddamn fan. Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, yeah, nigger got a motherfucking seat. Darren got a motherfucker seat. Say what.

Darren got a motherfucker seat. Say what. Damn right. God damn. Darren got a motherfucker seat. Say what? Say what? There ain't got a motherfucking seat.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. I got a motherfucking seat. Yes, sir. Hey, man, let me ask this shit. How y'all hear about the podcast? How did you discover 85 South Shore? My man, my man, we've been talking. YouTube, Instagram, Instagram.

My nigger with the bun. How do you figure out of this shit? What? I was at the beauty supply store. I was at the beauty supply store. Get some olive oil for my roots. And the bitch was listening to it. My nigger Shing-Shing was listening to it.

I think it said the beauty supply store. Yeah, yeah. I had to get some hair pens for my shit, so I got there. This bitch was riding past, I was like, fuck. Wait a man. Wait a man. Wait a man. Wait a.

Logan. White. Logan. Logan. Hey, y'all still frying chicken. Logan. Logan. Logan.

Logan. Logan. Logan. Wolverine. Logan. Logan. Logan. Hey.

Hey, no, y'all still cooking chicken and shit back there? Y'all still frying chicken and shit back there? Y'all still doing orders? Can I still get food? Y'all got some cocaine chicken back down? Let me get six wings. Just crack chicken. Oh, no, fuck the crack chicken, man.

You're going to, hey, that's slightly. Hey, hey, don't do that, bro. That was disrespectful right there, Logan. This is going to make this, put the crack on us like that. But now, I want six wings fried hard with the... Well, with the buck, man. What you don't have ginger in the hell, but? That bug got good ginger in these blue.

He's going to go back in the kitchen and be like, bro, they're still ordering chicken, man. I fucking told you, bro. I told you we were going to sell all of it, bro. We got to fucking go to the store, man. They never have enough chicken. I told you was a black show that there's only one fucking pack of chicken left, dude. They're still ordering it.

He'd be walking in the bag like, dude, if fucking one more person asked me if we have Hennessy, bro? You don't fucking have it. Dude, why the fuck are they smoking backwoods in here, bro? What the fuck? He originally was pulled a call out. He forgot to call out. What a who?

What a asshole? What, where that man? Oh, we got some here, brother. You need some backwood? Give him some backwood, my nigga. There you go, my name. Who else needs some backwood? Backwood.

Get out of the road before he gets stabbed in his back. Backwoods. Oh, that shit. We've got time for this shit. We got backwood for everybody. They're going to be in a little bag. I don't know if we got enough for everybody. Only if you smoke loud.

No, we can't put no mid. We can't put no mid or red here in these backwoods. This shit like the Oprah show. What my lady's at that? than smoke. You get a blunt. You get a blunt. You get them to it.

You get them to her. You get a blunt. Look, I want to put it in your titty. She got tithes in the building. Hey, shout out to all the niggins who are going to ask for them. Todays in the building. We need to do the R&D version of that shit. We need to do the R&B version of the TV.

Hey, boy. Hey, can I just rub on your tithes like the wood and the Apollo? You think I walk off my pasting them titties, boy. If she giving you just enough of them titty to let you know these some titty. Right. She got just enough of them titty short, like, niggins some tities up by the head. She got enough titty out to let you know that she still got shit to do tomorrow. She used baby powder.

She was a baby powder. She was like, shit. I'm going to the show, bitch. Them tits. Under there, that's what you swear that under there. Them some responsible untie titties. You know what? That's the tits that have let all the kids spend the night.

I lick them titties in all the spots you ain't know you had. I'm like, yeah. I know you make good potato salad. I know you make good potato salad. Them titty's, those titty on them right there. Man, don't just sit here and make the little titty women feel like that.

Because everybody know, little titty women are some of the best drivers you ever see. These little bids just can drive. They can drive their ass on, can't they? I'm talking about a long trip driving. I'm talking about old trip. I'm talking about like, I suck your little titties, baby.

I'm talking about like six hours straight driving. I suck your titty. Why are you driving, little titties? Man. I won't touch them dog titties. I call them dog titties. Man. Hey, but why little bitches drive so fast?

You ever see the little girl getting the car and drive fast on the parking lot? Bitch, where you going? It's a stop sign right there, bitch. You ain't never seen a confident driving like them girls that being the Honda Accords.

Oh, listen. Listen. You got a Honda cord. bro. Hey, them Honda go. Yeah, hey, put the feet on.

No, it's the Hyandes. The Hyandah. The cars are driving. The Hyandes. The electric car. The Hyandah. The Yonters? Did you say

Hyande? Yeah. It's a Hyandie. The Hyande. You got me sitting the wrong, nigga. Hyundai. Hey, that shit

say hi Yon-Day. See, that's a that's a black people fact. We don't even know shit about no car but ours. Exactly.

How that shit, look. He's been saying hi-on-day. That's what it's the same? Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Why your transmission light on? She good.

She good. She good. She good. She good. He looked like here, Uber Drive. I just cut my shit off for y'all tonight. Niggas gas light cut on there. You ever see a nigga gas light cut on there ignored and you're just looking?

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that's holding on of their man's shit while they locked up. That nigga gonna come home to that 95 suburban. You're gonna make sure of it. She got a new nigga, but she still care about him. Yeah, your fucking truck still here.

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That nigga been in jail two days before Tupac got shot. That nigga still be checking on that car. Hey, baby, how's how to supply the truck running. Oh, it's running good, man. I just got the tune up down on it yesterday. That's why I fuck with you, baby. And they're going to come home to all this old clothes and everything. Booboo jackets.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. They're making sure y'all don't run out on your tags. Yeah. Look. They did it together so nobody won't get cursed off. If they curse her out, they got to fuck. J.O.N.

Way, yeah. Way yet. Hey, white lady, get the credit cards. Make sure they pay their bill. Hey, white lady, pay their credit card. Hey, say they pay their bills. Say, why? White lady, with the credit cards,

make sure they pay their bill. Say what? And the white lady with the credit card. Hey, she said to pay their bills For fucking old money She ain't do. Hey, hey, black people don't chill Hey, hey, black people don't chill

I say Black people don't tell Hey, black people don't tell She ain't do shit Black people don't tell She only got water Black people don't till Man, fuck that bitch

Black people don't tell Fuck that's too hard She shouldn't have been the white Black people don't tell Fuck her jaw Bring the hook back I'm going to the car My lady with the credit card

Hey Hey I said It's Chico And Carlo And Darry And D.C. Oh shit

Listen How many Nicky Make some noise For the Nick John This came up here With the good time For

That's my Uh-uh That's not John That's not John He's sophisticated It's Jay Owee He only listen to Eric Badae or Erica

Badu Black niggas who played a guitar to finger rails Yeah Shout out to all my ladies Who still got some sick days left I know he didn't win Crazy

No nigga play the guitar Get your hand off my girl bitch Yeah No we got my man J.O.N. up here You know my man D.C. Young Fly Got one of the coldest Missed out right now Hey, make some noise with my boy

Some love No, y'all have ass clapping because y'all don't know that this man mixtape got over a million streams you know what I'm working headed towards two million right now you know what I'm saying independent he's doing this shit all by himself

give me that shit man give me some of that R and B shit you got some of the R&B shit DZ he playing some shit for us man let's fuck around what is he playing he's playing what is he playing slow jam

Hey He's playing some slow down She'll be You better take that thing away Hey That pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck dog And we got titty's in the building

I said that pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck though Hey D.C. guess what else And we got tities in the building I said that Pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck go. Hey. And we got tities in the building.

I said that pussy got a smell, but I'm a fuck, though. And we got titties in the building. I can tell that bitch then, baby, today. But get what? I'm going to give that pussy a taste. I'm a

lick on the ass. Oh. Hey. Because I'm nasty like that. Hey. I can make you speak Spanish even though you might not need my help, yeah. Hey. I get out there in one, two, and three, that bus se gratto, and Cinco, you go need some.

I said, that pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck down. Hey. And we got titties in the building. I said, that pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck down. I'll talk to the tities real away. And we got titties in the building. It ain't no Titty that's too small for me

Whether your nipples little or they shape like a DVD I'm still going to suck your TIT T T TITT The way them Titty sit on top of your chest

I didn't know I want to suck on your grass they look so good And this is the Remix Because, uh, when I suck on your nipple, hit that pussy, it's going to tickle.

He's going to tick out. Boy, don't do that, boy. I almost got down. He's going to tick out. Oh, shit. One more time, D.C. He's going to tick out. One more time, D.C.

He's going to tick out. Woo. It's going to tick out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Don't ticker Tickle, tickle, tickle Speed it up a little bit I said that pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck go

Hey! Hey, we got to smell I said that pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck over And we got a smell And we got tears in the building I said that pussy got a smell Oh, that pussy got a smell

That pussy got a smell Oh, that pussy got a smell She got a smell. Oh, that pussy stank. Oh, that pussy stank. Oh, that pussy stank. Stank, stank. D.C.

That's my name for you. Stank, stank. D.C. What's the name, D.C.? Her name is Stank Sting, Sting. Can I say it? What's your D.C.? Around home, friends, I'd be like Stank Camille.

When you see it, you call a Stank Stank. Stank. Is there a stank? He had a little tank. Is there some stank in the house tonight? I can see a stank. Stand up Stand up

Wash up Wash up Wash up Wash up I said that pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck though Hold on let me get this bass on Get serious

Get serious Get serious Yeah I said that pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck though Oh that pussy got a smell Baby Stank

Stank You can't be out the bath Long like me Baby All the niggas can go two, three days, baby. My two. Yeah.

When I touch peeve, my boss stank, we stank together. Stank in love. We stank in love. We stank in love. We stank in love. We stank in love. We stank in love. We stank in love.

And we got tities in the building. Big old tithies. And we got tities in the building. I like my tini. Shout out to all the tities in the building. building. If you got the small titis big. I like that.

Oh, if you got the large one. If you got the small titty. Yeah. Oh, if you got the large one. Hold on, yeah, yeah. If you got a small titty. Small titty, small titty.

Oh, if you got the large one. The big old titty. Hold on. If you got the small tits. Them small titties. Them small tutors. We got the large one. She really got a large one.

She really got a large one. Chess. They so small. She got a chess. She got a chess. They so small, she got a chess. Hey, they small, small, she got a chess. D.C. So small she got a chess. Hey. They so small, she got a chess. So small she has a chance. So small she has a chance. Oh. Do you know she got a chair? Yeah. She had a chase. She know she got a chase. She got a chase. ass. She got a

bitch take my tank top on. Take it off. Or put a shirt on. Put a shirt on. You're no damn stretch moths.

Put a fucking shirt on. And we got titty's in the building. I just deal with it. It ain't sexy. Put on no damn shirt. Did that think

you just deal with it? Lois, you just switch it up, Loz. It ain't sexy. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, we're going to switch it up. Oh shit.

Can we go trap? Can we go trap? Can we go trap. Last month, you're just dealing with it. Uh-oh, uh-oh, you ever give it up for my nigger on the trail. J-O-W-A. Show some love. What y'all doing?

Y'all some haters. He liked this shit. He started rubbing on the leg and shit. Tint-tie-tie. She got a chance. Yeah. This is for all the ladies out there that really believe in a nigger. That a suck it while they're still on soft.

She loved me, Los She loved me, Los She loved me, Los I know it She sucked me up while I was on soft Yes, sir And it still didn't move Look at the ladies, she's like

She swear she don't suck soft dick She was like, uh-uh, some shit I just don't do You don't suck the soft penis before What's the point of sucking that? You gotta make it go from soft to her She sucked in dick! Yeah, that's what she's doing.

Oh, that's she sucked in dick. She's sacked and sick. That's exactly what I want. She's sucking dick. She goes, uh-uh, ha-uh, ha-ah, she's soaking dick. Woo, boy. She'll, hold on, Chigo got the first. Let's go, Chico.

Let's go, she go. La, la, la. Oh, shit. Oh la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Yeah, chico I went over to Hey Her house last night

Say words, say word And I had some refug stuffed in my pipe Hey I came through the door Ready to play What hat? She said what I want. It was only one thing to say.

Oh, hey. I want you to go down on your knees and open your mouth. I'm going to take my penis out, and you're going to suck dick. Whoa. Hey. Hey. She's sucked my dick. Oh.

Hey. She sucked my dick. She's sucking. She's sucking. She's sucking dick and out, ladies, make some noise, ladies. She's sucking dick. I see some fish sucking little shit today. She's sucking dick.

Let me tell you what she did to me, W. Let me tell you what she did to me. Hey, he, he, he. I met the bitch coming out of the mall. I see you. She jumped in my car. Started playing with my dick and my ball. I told her, girl, I ain't got no game.

She's sucking dick. She got down on my ball so low, she hit my ass. She's sucking dick. Trying to tell her, maybe girl, I ain't no freak. She's sucking dick. But put your number, I'm going to call you next week. She's sucking dick. Hey.

She's sucking dick D.C. D.C., what you got on it? You know I like a friggin' bitch. She's fucking. I went over this bitch house. The kids was up. I was fucking their mama.

They was like shut the fuck up. She sucked in dick. I said, niggas, you don't talk to me like that. You ain't my child. She's sucking dick. But since you in here look, your mama, she's butt neck. Go and down. She's sucking dick.

Hey. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's sucking dick. I bustle the nut. Hey. Sucking dick. She's sucking it all the song. She's sucking dick.

Where's she go? Where's he go? She's sucking dick. Hey. She's sucking dick Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up Hold up what you do All right, hold up

Hold up, hold up We gotta, we gotta take it to the bridge one time I heard you Bring the bridge in, bring the bridge in Hey, hey Ladies, the night if you're sucking, digging It's going down Make sure you make that

Sound, make sure you make She's sucking dick If you're sucking dick If you're sucking dick You're mad and it's going down What'd you tell her? Make sure you make that A sound

Make sure you make That a sound She's sucking dick She's sucking dick All over She's sucking dick She's sucking dick She's sucking dick

DIC DIC What? She's sucking big What She's sucking big She's talking day Come on, D.C.

She's talking day. One more time, D.C. She's talking day. Oh, ho. She's sark and day. Sopernos. She's sark and d. She's sark and d.

Altoes. She's sugged in D.C. Take them out of that, D.C. She's a. I ain't done I ain't done I ain't done I ain't done

Hull her one more time She's sucking She's sucking She's sucking She's sucking She's sucking my last night She's sucking Hold up

This bitch She's sucking Bitch bitch Bitch I'm slew What the fucking wrong with you She suck Like on my dick

Like on my dick I don't Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. This is the 85 South show. We turned up. Fuck you, man.

Hell yeah. Coming to a city near you. Yeah. Well, we're already here. Oh. Hold up. A, fly. Fly.

Let's do some questions before we have to get out of here. We're coming through a city than you. We're here. Amen. Man, we really appreciate y'all coming through and fucking with us. Big round of applause, man. We appreciate y'all.

Yeah. Hold on, but I think I got one thing. I keep spelling Charlotte wrong. I can't spell that shit to save my life. Charlotte, let. Teach him how to spell Charlotte, my nigga. C-H. Nick, great part about it.

A-R-A. Siren don't know how to spell it either. Sorry, don't know how to spell it either. Cyrus? She don't even putting the red shit up on them. She's like, go ahead, nigga, yeah, that's it. Cyrus, you said? Sorry.

Not serious. No, I got sorry on mine. All right, all right. I want to make sure. Oh, shit. Hold on. Let's get a few questions. We got a few questions.

Hello, John. I got, let me go out. We're wrapping up. I go ahead. Shit, go ahead. I don't need nobody. What we doing? Just, we want to just get some, some fan questions.

Oh, y'all. Oh, y'all want to ask some, like, personal questions. Yeah. Hey, I don't know who doing what, but if you're not already, make sure you follow and subscribe to the 85 South show on YouTube, podcast app, SoundCloud. We're putting this shit on every platform to make sure you can get it. I just, uh, oh, okay. I just did the radio this morning here in Charlotte, the Power 98. We did it.

Hey, we did it. The boy said he's seen you. Hey, big baby, bro. You know I was about this. You didn't let me finish. My niggins, I said, I'm fucking bitch. Listen, me and Big Baby did the radio this morning together as a unit. But they asked me, they asked me and him about what the 85 South Show meant, man.

And y'all got to understand what y'all doing and being here. Y'all giving us the power that we need to not have to submit our talent to somebody who don't really give a fuck about it. That's what you're doing. To get our own shit. So what's you saying? Fuck radio? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's the DC is going.

They're sitting on radio. DC's going. But no, like, being in this position, like, we all on Wild and Out, we love, the platform has made us, you know, gave us a springboard, but after a certain while, they're always looking for the next thing. So we got to create our own platforms that we can continue to get the people who love us our talent, because if we don't, then we won't have one. So thank each and every last one of y'all for supporting this year.

We appreciate all, y'all, 123 of y'all. Hey, I just want to say. Every Friday a new episode come out, this and it working his ass off to make everybody the whole thing working the ass off to make sure this real shit we have we own what episode damn near 80 we didn't drop the episode

every no I'm just saying but we didn't we're in a hundreds and something but I know consistently on the Fridays you cut me out we have been dropping and we have been dropping a podcast every Friday we ain't missed no Friday since we started he said he fuck with it oh you're asking a nigga that's real

we fucking with this I knew I smell you're stupid Why all Africa B.C. They love that facade. They love Pasachian. That Fasci and them sandals, you can tell a nigga from Africa they got money. I'd be saying y'all walk around South Park Mall with them Likins'Ladies. Y'all ain't slick.

That nigga being South Park in Neiman Marcus buying y'all all the bags with them sandals on. I like to introduce you to Adipa Wali. He is from Nigeria. This is my friend. Shout out to all my Africans out there. I fuck with y'all. Y'all fit shit for a load. Y'all like Mexicans.

Yo, excuse me. We got one. Shut out. Don't be racist. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Do we have an African here? D.C. Is there an African here? Yeah, of course.

Is there an who? Is there an African here? Of course. Oh, here. Yos. Hey, wait to everybody be quiet. There's an African here, and he must speak to us right now. All the other way.

All the other way. Brother, brother. That's how they propose. Brother, please, please. Brother, take the microphone. I don't marry you. Brother. Brother, take the microphone, brother, and ask your question, brother.

Hey, shout out the Robert Booth cars, man. What I'm at, real? Hey, yeah, shout out to Robert Booth car. That's my brother, man. We went to college together, man. Hold up, what's the question? Hey, shout out to everybody who came out on a Wednesday night.

Fuck damn. Make some noise for yourself, man. All y'all kids watching somebody, kids. What was the question over there? Hold on, I'm coming, bro. Hold on, bro, where you were at, bro? Put your hand up. Where y'all at?

You going to put your hand up? Oh, that's far, my nigga. Hold up. This one right here behind. Who got a question? I thought he was around the corner. Big old tin air. I lick them.

Here we go. You got two seats. I read your mind. Go ahead. Give me your tith. I read your mind. D.C., you smoke? Yeah, yeah, I smoke.

You don't sit down with that simple-ass question. That was your opportunity. That was your chance. Be babies. It might be some shit afterwards. Shit. She might be like, you smile. I want to fuck.

No, that's not it. How do you keep your lips so pink? What'd you say? Why your lips so pink? For me. See, what happened was. On the way coming up, I was a pill pop. and smoke weed like a motherfucker.

You feel what I'm saying? But when I stopped popping pills, I couldn't smoke weed like that because I'd be like, oh, these nigga trying to rob me. Who? I don't know. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? So I had to start smoking like because my head, my tolerance so fucked up, though. You feel? That nigga just gave a testimony. Real talk, because I used pop pills.

Nigger, real talk. I remember I was so high one time. I went to go robbing me, but had a change of heart. I watched the nigga and everything. I was like, I was going to run up on this nigga. When I ran up on that nigga, I was like, my bad. Any question? What we got?

Where we are? Hold on. That nigga said he robbed the nigger and changed your heart. Well, I would geek up. Oh, shit. They said, fuck my wings in the back. Hell yeah. Hey, once we call that nigga Logan, he was like, fuck them.

I pop pills. That nigga said, fuck my wings in back. Motherfucker called me Logan. I live got a question in the back. I'm right here, low. Talk shit. I got your motherfucking Logan. What's the question?

What you got? It's not a personal question. I just want to hear the song. Give me some of that pussy baby. Give me some of that pussy baby Who that was he gave? Give me some of that pussy girl That was a friend from a gay girl

Give me some of that I came from out of town I know you got that pussy Say what If you give me something I'll give you hugs in by you Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl

That's for the real fans right there We fuck with y'all Listen Wait a goddamn minute. You got 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. You got that right. Oh, fucking right.

My name's Stevie over here. It's my little brother, Randall over here. You know it? You fucking dead. My name's Mike over here. Hold on. Mike sold me a basketball. I mean to put my stomach on your neck.

Russell. Excuse me. Russell. I'm coming to God damn. That's my goddamn camera off the way. This is my other cousin, Russell. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

This motherfucker over here is getting it. being right now. Who the fuck is that? That's my other cousin, Jimbo. He's a bad motherfucker on that guitar. Jimbo, give a... Can I smoke this in here? Yeah, smoke it.

Give us something, Jimbo. Give us goddamn... Give me some good old country music. Jimbo. You know... Randy. Randy, you get off that goddamn telephone, Randy. I'm trying to tell the bag dealer to bring us in Cote.

Okay, call him back. Wait a minute. Give me something a little racy. A little racy. I am. Welcome back. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio, sponsored by Chevrolet trucks, long-cut skull, Diet Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, Planned B pills, rain boots, and pilot truck stops. Soluted to the pilot truck stops and the T.A. truck stops. Those got some of the beautiful women.

And don't forget, Bojangles. Motherfuck, I love me of goddamn chicken filet biscuit with egg cheese. Don't forget, Bojean. I love a chicken biscuit. I'm geek right now, damn it. Let's do it. I'm geek. Much love to all the ladies who got hair on that pussy look like a squirrel tail.

Yep. If you got hair, I'm going to still eat that motherfucker. Don't think I won't put my face in it. Russell, get your goddamn titty off me. Hey, hey, you're offended my man tits right there, okay? All right, you're offending him. Don't talk about it. Hey, hey, man tits matter, niv.

What the hell you're talking about? Russell is that your cousin? That's hell yeah, that's my cousin. They call him Tutu. He's the big one. Two-two. You hear him? Yeah.

You know you're a big sum of bitch when people just say he's a big old boy. That's a big old boy. I keep trying to squeeze in here, but you niggas won't give me no space. He's a big old boy. That nigger been squeezing for a minute. You saw me? I've been trying to get in this motherfucker. Listen here, Russell.

I'll stay back here. Every time you're rock, back and forth. If you make me have to pee-pee, be still. Yep, that's exactly what it is. Hey, man, what we are at with it? That's 92 a.m. River Radio. Oh, I thought we would do it. Let me go ask some fucking questions.

Go ask. You got one? Hold on. She's supposed to get him some pussy tonight. Let me make sure. Let me get this question because we got to make sure he gets some pussy. Hold on, J-O-N. Make sure you eat it first, bro.

Go ahead. Put your mouth on. I think it built like a quad. What do y'all like doing better? Or y'all like doing while and out better Or you guys enjoy doing the podcast And stand up and all that stuff better Man, stand up, goddamn it.

It depends. Because it depends on how you look at it. We look at this shit like three different jobs. Exactly. Like when we get to do some shit like this, this ain't even work. This just partners and shit being crazy and having fun and shit like that.

We do this shit and hope a crowd come out so we can get paid. Exactly. For real. Shit is a gamble. Niggas accent left and everything. Nah, for real. We just do this to make a little money and shit.

So y' y'all keep supporting it. 40, 60, 80. Shit, what's the shit. We really love it all, though. Yeah, it's all. Because without stand-up, we ain't got, you know what I mean? Stand-up is the core of all this shit. Exactly.

So we definitely, and the dope thing is that we can all come together and be able to put a product together, even though we individually stand-up. Right. We all can come together and put something like this together as a union and give y'all a great show even way. So it's definitely, it's love all the way across the board. Stand-up. Got down.

That's what I shit is. Shit, microphone, people. What you talking about her? I would tell her about how we comedies in all the time, they always think we funny. I would tell her I ain't fault of three years. I've been waning kicking the ass. Oh, shit.

So, I got a question. So, have you thought about doing a Halloween episode featuring the monster nigger? Uh-oh, hold up. Say what? Have you thought about doing us? Hold up, bitch, baby. What did you say?

I was talking with some Rimmie mom. Bitch, we ain't trying to get this. She's gonna make her 85-4. I said, I don't know, bitch. We're her friends. She was on Wilden out two seasons ago. Bum-ass bitch Two seasons ago

She was going to walk him out Remy Mung got that nigger boys Nicky Mickey's a bum-ass bitch He said But what he said Was

Did you ever think about During a Halloween episode featuring monster nigger Oh he said that Yeah I ain't hear him talk Do it again

I'll do the Halloween episode featuring the monster nigger She's gonna give me all that pussy Yeah we'll do This monster nigger

I'm gonna need you my voicemail. Hey, that shit used to be fun as fucking. You know how you had the music on a nigga for a male. I used to do this, like, I used to do this old lady voice and I would make my voicemail the old lady voice when people called me and be fucking. Hey, real tall, I thought shit was going to break down in their beer. We got to go.

That's time? Hold up. You know, they cut the music on, niggas. The white people would be playing new games. Watch this. I figured, D.C., I figured he get the fucking picture when it's winning. Things didn't come out. This shit's over, baby.

You guys have had your time. Get the fuck out of here. They play no music. They play tornadoes. The white people back there talking shit like them up. Well, if they would have just came on time, they could have stayed as long as they wanted to,

but they want to show up later. Stay late too? What the fuck? You got a question? Oh, I thought you would tell us to shut the fuck up. I know, I'm going to take this thing with me, though. All I, you know, we heard music. I thought it was over, Nick.

Excuse me. Let me get them. Let me get them. Hey, make sure y'all. You all watch all us on Wilding Out tomorrow night. Hell yeah. we on that bitch. Hey, what you got this sound on? I like this.

I got a question. Here we go, fellas. Here we go. For all y'all, what would y'all do if a bad bitch popped a pimple in her ass and made y'all come smell it? What would y'all do? Hey, yo, my man. What the fuck? Why is he asking such? I mean, that must have happened to him. That must be personal. Because you just don't ask that kind of shit in public. I don't, he in the back. He in the back. Please. He in the back. He in the back.

He in the back, he in the back. Address that nigga. I don't know. Address that nigga because Pop a pimple and make you. Hey, take this with you. Take this with you. You can take this.

All right, man. We got to go back here and pick out. Pop a pimple. Pop a pimple. Hold up. Hey, Chico, get that niggas some on the spot therapy. Okay, cool. I ain't popping no.

Where you at? My nigga that's talking about popping pimples and shit. All right. So your question was, repeat the question. Well, if a bad bitch, a real one, just popped it in the ass and came and put in your face. Like, what's this? Smell that. Yeah, that nigga, that'd be, you probably seen the pimper, but like, let me pop it. Hey, let me pop that.

Hey, my nigger. She's like, what, this? Hey, that's your lady right there. Look, and, look, she denying the shit out of this nigga. Look, I say, you win him? She was like, no. No, no. No, she probably was with the nigga. You went him, bitch, you sit close.

It was her pimple. Look, my man, my man, listen, that question right there is. deep-rooted than something else. How the fuck do you... Of all the places of pimple could be popped, why does it have to be a bad bitching on her ass? Why did he ride around all day with that question?

Exactly. No, but he was like, he was like, bro, I'm gonna ask Chico and them this shit. Hey, that nigga was at work. He was like, now, what's the wildest shit? What's your name, Champ? My name is Charles Wooder, everybody called me dub, though.

Everybody called you. Charles, but everybody called you. My name is. My name is called you. You ain't Can't be trusted Nick They call them

Charles You go to school They call me Johnson and Wells University Okay so you were in college asking dumb ass and dumb asses Like that

That nigga took That's what you do I don't even want to talk to them no more This niggas getting a high education My nigga Where you were

You got a job If you want a nigga You imagine that You're gonna be in your coworker walking around smelling bumps and shit Like that nigga You don't want to eat

With that nigga Do you I fear you That nigga crazy Man If you want a nigga to pop That pussy instead of A pimple

You know what I'm talking about Jesus Christ They ain't around here popping pimples nigga Y'all nasty You'll let a nigga pop your bliss They bought you a whole On their ear

Nobody ever gets the fucking Cacadillas Bro It's all fucking chicken and french fries Brocaillas Crocadillas What the fuck

Bro Fucking salmon salad Right there on the fucking menu What do you want Oh let me get the six wing platter With the

Ranch dressing Fried hard What the fuck Is that even mean. If they're fried, they're fucking hard. What the fuck, bro?

Hey, niggas will ask for that shit to be a little more crispy. Can you drop that one more time? You fucking ready? Can you drop that one more? Why? People don't be doing. Real shit. Shout out to all the niggas who leave instructions on the wing.

Look. Look at me in my ass. Hold up. Crispin. You have to have some fried chicken take like bait chicken. Bitch, you better drop this shit again. Fuck wrong with you.

Niggins are getting you to be instructions on that chicken. Look at the skin. Look at my eyes when I tell you this. almost burn my shit up and then put the hot sauce on this that's what I'm saying this thing of Chico B

will ask him to drop his tenders and Chick-fil-A twice twice listen maybe like my pleasure listen fuck that I want if I'm eating some chicken my shit

back over you ever took a bite out of that chicken that ain't fried good and that shit it makes that noise when you bite that you be like oh this chicken

this farted in my mouth this winged his past gas in my mouth nigga what the p's hey hey hey look hey look

Hey, hey, baby Don't you pay attention to these niggas Put your head down like you in time out Don't even look at us That nigger went to the bad Don't you dead That's an abomination Don't you entertain us

DC watch this D.C. watch this Hey, hey, you watch Wileyd out You watch Wailing Out? You watch Wallying Out? Hell yeah, I'm on it Yeah, that's where I'm on there What's happening?

Hey It's my little brother Are you having for real for you? That's a real woman right there she recording that shit for evidence. Nope. Look. I told you I ain't say a word. That was them niggas talking.

Give a fuck. What's your friend texts you from the back? I wasn't fucking with them niggas. This nigga got on FaceTime. Hey, FaceTime me so I can see what them nigger said when I go to the bad room. When I go to the bad room. Why do you laugh at the time out of the niggas

that used to sing like that? No, not with your tongue out. Auto tune came out. No, I mean, it remember. I mean, you know, motherfuckers listen to old music In the 70s, it was always that one nigga that had that voice. Yahoo!

Hey, what a car song was? He was mad, Kapal, one now? When they were standing when he was singing, he didn't really want to be there, Kapal one now. What's the song? Was it just my imagination? When through my wind up to and not that sometimes the power.

That's what's sad. I spread to myself It's a lonely That's the beauty of the black We know this part. We know this part. Hey. To have a girl like her It's truly a dream come true.

I don't know the ways. I said, all the love of the world. I don't know the words. D.C. Hey, that's the beauty of being a nigger I just imagine how that nigger ran down When the lights cut off When the lights cut off that they were just

This Hey y'all This is the beauty of being black You don't have to know the words to a song Or you could just We'll finesse our way through that motherfucker Like that you can play it

You don't have to know the words nigga you can just be It's a little bit This is a new song This song this song ain't got no words to it But we're gonna make this shit jam Oh shit Scabada da da da da da da

Do do do do do Do do do Nigger didn't fry my chicken Standing in the kitchen Man Niggers is pimping bitches is slipping

Shubidoo do do Doo do do Duh do da Shubby do do do Dooo do da 7 number Don't tell ten font time no sense

La la Toulat too lame Bada ta-da-ta-da-ta-da-a-ta-a-ta-a-ta-a-tete. B.C. Hey, son-o-tano-a-wai-to is to learn a pina-a-sown. Feel a ton of cat-al-lop-lop-lana-da-da. You ever get so mad, you start singing a song? I tear all this shit up.

Oh, shit. Let these niggas not have my check You go See a nigger act like a nigger I thought she was about to go there Lowe's shit We're going to fuck some shit

We're going to do, D.C. We go fuck some shit out You need this, man But we're going to fuck some shit out I brought my niggas with We going to fuck some shit They can't wait to be

We gonna fuck some shit up I broke my niggas win We gonna fuck some shit up And both of them are unpro-paste If one mode manager Try to stop me I'm gonna knock over all the shit In the fucking lobby

Hold up DC Because they don't want no problems Want no problem with me Oh we mix those They don't want no problems won't no problems with me we got shit spilling on the table we got shit spilling all on the table

but I'm a real nigga I'm going to sing to the shit I sing to the shit that spilled on the motherfucker table they better have my check I got to pay my motherfucking cable bill my baby mama keep calling this bitch get on my nerve she must not be fucking with that

nigga no more, because she keep calling me. I'm so sick of this, bitch. Hey, I said, I'm so sick of this shit. I'm so sick of this shit. Put your shit on airplane mode. Put your shit on airplane mode. Put your shit on airplane mode. I can't even get to the airplane mode because she keep calling me.

Her home girl told her some bullshit And the shit wasn't even true But the bitch believed it And she won't let me tell her shit She want to believe what the bitch won't to Guess what? And like you did it I didn't even plan on singing this shit

But the shit got real It looked like it's not cold No No, you must don't know When your baby mama get on that bullshit And you really want to see your kids Tell them what you feel to do. I just want to see my son, bitch.

Don't go to jail. Don't worry about the holes in a fucking, because them ain't your hose. Them is my hose. Tell them what you're happy. Hey, calm down, nigga. You fucking, I love my hose. He love his hose.

My home. Tell her what you're going to do. I love my hose. You love his hose and I love your hose. You love your hose. You love your hose. You love your hose. how much

you love your holes I love my maid bitch and massage in the same amount What's their name? Can't say they name Because a nigger recorded A nigger recorded Hey

Who is the nigger record All the footage I don't know Who we know He loves He loves Who Put your shit on

Airplane mode Put your shit on airplane. Really got me thinking about some shit. Put your shit or airplane mode. You even go nowhere. Because my car too short. I just filled everything on the motherfucker table. Turn this shit on.

Put your shit on airplane mode. Boy, you hear me more. Put your shit on airplane more. I don't know I don't know Oh Daisy Joe

Devonte Who is I said he fit to roll up Yeah So we can smoke a blood I said you fit

to roll up Hey So we can hit the blood I said it fit in the roll up Hey Oh I know that's old chico I said it fit in the roll up

So, oh, wait, wait, get to, wait. Yeah, he's been fucking me up all day. Hey, you need to have a bass. Hold, I, let's somebody bring it out. Base, I, a base. D. B.C. I said he fit in a roll up.

Watch my foot. Yeah, out of base. So we can hit the blunt. I said he fit to roll up. Hey. So we can hit the blunt. I said he fit in the roll up. Yeah.

So we can hit with you. Hit the blot I said he fitting the roll up Yeah I know that one Hey What you tell him What you tell him

I said he fed A lead in the kitchen A nigga about to smoke For real Hey Got a whole bag of A good reefer

And I'm a smoking Cause a nigga real Hey Now we up Smoking good wheat We got them woods From the back That's our day

Rough and as long as we live We're gonna smoke Rifa And ain't nothing wrong with that I said we're rolling Oh up Hey So we can hit the blunt

I said he fit in the roll up Yes sir Yeah So we can hit the blood Said we fit in the roll up Yeah So you can hit the blood You said we fit in the roll up

Hey I said we fit in the roll up Yeah that is I said we fit in the roll up You can see Darren Brandis Whitten picked up the tree He's about to drop in in the backwood Now And we are going outside to hit the loud

Don't be afraid to smoke a little weed It's all good for you and me And we gonna hit the blunt We gonna stunt from the back To the front Don't be afraid to hit the J Get high each and every day It's okay

Hey Because I know what you're fitting to do I got ace for 40 I got ace for 40 So we can hit the blunt I said we're feeling old up Yeah So we can hit the blind.

D.C. And I rolled up. Hey. I took my wallet and I checked and bought me a pound a week. Hey. Yeah. Because I ain't going to lie. D.C. ain't left the street.

Hey. Hey. You look like you. Shaped like a police. Hey. So I ain't going to sell because I don't want to tell on me. Hey. I don't smoke no wheat.

I'm just telling you. Hey, because I don't want to have to run I said, we're in the roll up. Hey, hey, roll on. I said, we didn't hit the blood. I said, we're going to roll up. For all my smokers. So we didn't hit the...

We're matching right after this. We're matching right after this. I want to fuck you. Hey, D.C. I want to talk to him. I want to fuck you. If you're at the 85 south floor. And you're trying to get high. For real.

Bring the hands up high. Put your hands up high If you're at the 85 show life Hey He gave us a weed tag I want to fuck you Put your hands up high Put your hands up high

Put your hands up high I want to fuck you One of a chair Official rolling tree What that is Put your hands up high I want to fuck her Put your hands up high

I hope to get through her head If anybody in the house smoking This is a whole concert You ain't right Hey If anybody in the house smoking reggie the night you ain't right Get it to an a cappella

Hey Anybody in the house smoking redgy the night you ain't right Hey hey If anybody in the house smoking redging the night you ain't right If anybody you ain't right you ain't right

You ain't right If anybody in the house smoking redgy the night you ain't ride Harambe you ain't right But if you're in the crowd and you're puffin loud let me see you put your hands up right now if you're in the crowd and you're puffing loud let me see you put your hands up right now if you're in the crowd. Some of y'all ain't smoking loud. It just looked like it. Hey. Now some of y'all ain't smoking loud. It just looked like it. Let me hit that. No. No. That's loud.

No. That ain't it. Uh-uh. Let me hit that. No. This is the 85 shop show. That's the one right there, D.C. That's that last puff because, you know, you ain't got no weed, so you're like, it might be.

Nigo, get in a little extra. It might do a little something? No. No. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, this is Walmart. This podcast is for a lot.

all the people who smoke who won't get high and listen to that song we just did on the YouTube when they come out and be like, nigga, I was there when they did that shit, nigga. Fing the roll up, nigga, hey. Shit, nigga, spark that shit up. I know my nigga right there with the hat

and I'm going to be in the house. Fee in the roll up. I'm feeling the roll up. For real blood, get high as fuck. Hopefully my girl going to let me fuck. Yes, sir. But I ain't eating the butt. Or popping pimples. I like the dumb nigger.

there said I don't know what the fuck was running through that stupid nigga head he nasty his fuck when he got the mic and said hey if a bad bitch came your way

put your pop a pimple on her ass and then smell it let's match a blunt hey hey brother let's match a blunt ain't nobody trying to match in this motherfucker

shit what the fuck let's match a blunt roll up shit. Man. That's mad to blunt. Real shit.

Let's get the fuck out of here, man. Y'all will be here all. Yeah, yeah. We'll be here forever, man.

The white foot up all the police. We're sending drugs on the state. Huh? Oh, hell no. It went from chicken to selling drugs.

Hey, once again, man. Shout out to all our sponsors. And the white man, Jay came back to say, let's do it. Hey, man. Shout out to the sponsors,

Backwoods. Backwood. Red Bull. That's why we did that. We did the auto sales. We fit to roll up with the backwood. That was for y'all backwards.

Big thank you and appreciation to the comedy zone for having us and shit. Much love to y'all. We do have some. We do have some merch. We got some goodies. We got some T-shirts, all that shit. And if you don't want to, I mean, we don't have your size tonight. You can put your order in.

I got that little warning in the mail. That shit will be going out Monday. So, fuck the fuck with us on the merch. My name is Carlos Smiller. I am Chico Bean. Hey, I'm big baby, Darren. Hey, oh, big. at DC on fly. What's happening?

Hey, Charlotte, thank y'all, man. We love y'all. Appreciate y'all, man, for fucking with us. Keep fucking with us, man. We love y'all. Thank y'all, Charlotte. Hold on, look. Can I do some of my snacks so I can tell my profession after I was working? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Prove to him. You was working, my name. I don't want you all to scream on that bit. You know what I'm saying? Why this? Why did it?

Yeah. 85 South Live. Charlotte, North Carolina. We love y'all. Appreciate y'all. I told you. I was working. I told you. 805. Eighty-five. Eighty-five, high, hi.

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