The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 85 SOUTH HALLOWEEN SPECIAL | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

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Starting point is 00:03:34 They be fucking like hell. Fucking like them all. They be having outbreaks. Oh, oh, shit. The whole goddamn old folk home got clemitty. Purpose. Yep. The Conneria.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Oh, shit. I wonder what they do to them if they catch them fucking in though. They can't do nothing. They can't do nothing. They paid to be that. What's you're right? But then you got to do. You got to people in that day.
Starting point is 00:03:56 as old, but still like... Oh, where? A corresponding, like, they right there. You feel what I'm saying? Like, they're right there. And I guarantee you they're in the fucking everything move. They're in a fucking everything move. With the water on all day?
Starting point is 00:04:10 What? Aretha Franklin Teeters? You're a sick nigga to take a pamper off to get to this pussy. Hey, brer. What is the lady to put it all for? You were sick to leave it on and pull it to the side. The crazy is talking about it.
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Starting point is 00:05:02 everybody want to walk their way into the show now. You don't watch these things? No. You have to, bro. Yeah, I see. We haven't seen it. Yeah. I don't be.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I ain't gonna say the name, but they got a whole show, they said it look just like this one and they... No, they don't. Yes, the fuck they do. They got liver over all that. I believe. My niggas still in my $700 pile like shit. What?
Starting point is 00:05:24 Uh-oh. We need to put that. I think I've seen that today. John was even putting this shit on the app. Shit crazy. But dude, I'm trying to figure out, who's stealing? You know, I love goddamn confront, all right, yo. I simply see.
Starting point is 00:05:39 It's ridiculous. Like, God damn, bro. Is it catching traction to it? Man, you got merch like us? Not exactly the same colors and everything. Sometimes when you can't join them, you got to be them. You can't join them. You can't beat them.
Starting point is 00:05:56 So be them. Be an image of someone that is inspired by you. I would be embarrassed. This don't look familiar to you. This don't look familiar to you. That's my colors. All right, hold up. It gets greater.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Lohsa, it gets greater. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You know I've been catching. You gotta watch out for the motherfucker, they'd be like, hey, bruh, I fuck with y'all, you're my favorite. Burt.
Starting point is 00:06:35 I don't have some niggins. Look me in my eye, dapped me up, and said, but you my favorite one on the show. And when y'all became some salty-ass, jank-haired promoters, I'm in the wrong. You need have my back-in, gang. You want me to come in the club with no back-end. the club with no back end.
Starting point is 00:06:55 No, the front end was for me to pay to get down here. And to close the date off. The back end to make sure I come in the club to do what I'm supposed to do. That front end just blocked that date. You're fair, man. He ain't got the back end. I got to go.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Yeah, how you be a bitch-ass-nigger for not a half-a-haven? Man, bitch-haired nigg. Why does that make me a bitch-ass-a-nig? Mm-hmm. Because I don't do the show. Got some kids out here. Yeah, we do got some babies. But you know, you can't expect nothing less when you're a top nigger.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Hey, talk your top. I had a nigger bigger than me steal from me, twice. That's what happens. These niggins run out of shit to do. That's how you know the shit good. But as soon as they steal it, go to some other shit. Don't even fight for it back. But think about it, what you look like telling some jokes
Starting point is 00:07:42 that's good enough for a nigger's still a joke. Right. That means you got to keep creating. I mean, you got to keep on creating. Mm-hmm. you know they take it. Some time even if the shit, just same subject matter, you just got to just let the matter.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Right, right. Come on already better than them, niggins. Talking about the same thing. Right. I don't even want to talk about the same shit. But see, that's why I like going to look at comedians and see what they're talking about. Huh, uh, uh, uh, here's going to do you right here.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah, give us some light, put some lighters on the table, man. Listen, that's why I go up to see what other comedians talk about. First of all, to fill the room, and then to be like, you know what? like, you know what? Oh, I'm glad I saw that. He said this, so I ain't going to say that tonight. Uh-uh. I ain't going to say that. I ain't even going to go out there and go out there on that angle tonight. No. Oh, okay. They want to take him to church. Let me see how you're taking the church.
Starting point is 00:08:33 I saw a nigga. That's right. Gang. See you a little. Gang. Yeah. Gang, I saw a nigga do a joke. Go ahead. It's a jack. Oh, he had to. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:08:44 I saw a nigga do a joke. Stude in the same spot. Use the same stew Said the same shit Set the same brick I said God Damn game You know what to make you feel better about it
Starting point is 00:08:59 Go on fucking YouTube Right It's like I think you put me up on this About a six-part series Niggas just saying big a rap They didn't change nothing They even use the nigga apartment number
Starting point is 00:09:12 In one of them No I'm talking about It's you'd be surprised The Cam did it first with Jay-Z. He took all of Jay-Z, but it's not just Jay-Z. It's hell-a-mothed. That song like nine minutes long. Shit, you need to do one with your boy, Soldier Boy.
Starting point is 00:09:26 And that started the beef? No, they was already in the beef, yeah. Oh. And he just did the blightly. He was like, I'm gonna do this. Hove squeaked out of that beat. He did a song. He did a song, Cameron was on that, eh? For real. Who lost with somebody? He did a song with all big in lines?
Starting point is 00:09:41 No, there's a compilation of other niggas take the band. Oh. And he just keep doing the loop. I'm not a bite of, I'm gonna write that for my son. and others. Yeah. But he really bite it? I didn't even necessarily.
Starting point is 00:09:52 It wasn't, I never looked at it as like biting. It's more like a tribute. But he did some video. You're talking about it. It's like, Jay-Z and Big was tight. Oh, okay. They were in a group together. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:10:04 The commission. You ain't gonna steal his brand, but it's like. You inspired. You're inspired by a rhyme scheme, put it like that. Yeah, it's a tribute. It might be like A, B, but you might come up like, C, D. You're like, hmm. No.
Starting point is 00:10:18 I heard that before, but you're in spot. This nigga, like, uh, when the Remy's in the system, ain't no telling, well, I fuck him, will I dissing? That's what they be yelling, I'm a pimped by blood. Uh, uh, relationship, uh-huh. That's Biggie, that's four bars, straight. That's big ain't. The whole four?
Starting point is 00:10:36 Yes, that's big. He did that more than once, though. I'm trying to think he did it in another one. Oh. Is he just, if he's just paying harm it? Can I wear that since everybody got on the suit? I'm the only nigger that ain't got shit. I ain't got shit on.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Oh yeah, me, oh yeah. So we're real niggas for Halloween. Yeah, I'm a nigga, I'm a nigga on that day off. I ain't dressed up. Crave part about it. I stopped that part of city, I'm like, I'm too old for this. I'm literally practicing,
Starting point is 00:11:04 and I'm like, man, me get back in the line, man, I'm too old for this shit, man. If I was, hey, you've been going crazy on the Halloween costume, bro. Only reason why, come my- Because my girl liked that shit, she's the hallway he wants me to do that shit, so I participate.
Starting point is 00:11:18 You know? Yeah, I definitely, because you know, I had came to the, uh, the show with the shit on. Yeah. You feel me? I'm gonna be a great father now. Yeah. What's your favorite costume in the dead with your family? Uh, would the old school be?
Starting point is 00:11:31 Oh, and the friend friend's song. Okay. Because Jack was, uh, was, was, was, was, was Wilma and Nova with, uh... Pebble. Mm-hmm. That was a good one. Yeah, yeah. That was a good one.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Yep. That got a damn story Jay Skeet told on Broken Play with Funble. funny. What he's talking about? About when he, um, why he don't like Halloween? Shout out. Oh, he said, he stole the bag. Shout out the Brooklyn.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Y'all make sure y'all go subscribe and the wife's broken. Got hit by the car, boy, that shit was funny. He said he was a what? He said he don't like Halloween because when he was young, some niggas stole their bag. So he was like, the niggas stole his uncle can't go hat from him and everything. So he was like, he waited till he got old enough to go rock kids for their bags and shit. As soon as he snatched the little nigga bad, he got hit by a car.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Bams, I don't need to turn around. Not that shit funny. Not the candy corn out. Yeah, y'all gotta go look at that shit, boy. That shit was so goddamn funny the way that nigga told us. You know, it's a big thing on Twitter. No, I can't fuck.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Candy corn. That's an old-school shit. I feel like that is kids cocaine. That is kids candy. Plus, that's when I ate it when I was a kid. I don't eat that shit. It's not, no, it's not a candy that is suitable for kids, though. I never, I can't fuck with this.
Starting point is 00:12:48 You still eat that? I mean, I'll fuck with it. I mean, it's all right. I'm not buying a bag of it. Yeah. I'm not eating it no more. I can't do the cannibal. Like, I may, I may, if they come in a little pack, I'll make it something if I just want some sugar, but it's generally because I want some sugar.
Starting point is 00:13:01 I think I ate too many. You know who the real heroes of Halloween is? Them people who had money and they give you full sized candy bars. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I always wanted to get to a point in my life where I had enough people at Halloween. I was giving out full size candy bars.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Yeah. I'm gonna be real. Really, we thought it was balling, but they just shop the cops. If my porch light off, don't knock on my dough. Yeah, that's supposed to be giving. I'm not, I'm not creating a spooky situation
Starting point is 00:13:31 for you to come knock on my door. You feel? You come up on my door with my life down and you are trying to put a kickoff. Yes, yes. Get the fuck out of the yard, y'all. That's not trick and ring no more. That's all the crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:42 What's the worst thing y'all ever got? When you were trick-trick candy corn, nigga the fuck? That's the worst. That's the bullshit. When I lived in the project, I remember this shit. This lady didn't have no candy, but she took the King vitamins and put them in a sandwich bag and tied them up and gave everybody about a dime bag worth of King vitamins. You're talking about to Syria, King vitamin?
Starting point is 00:14:04 I bullshit you not. The fake Captain Crunk. The fake Captain Crunk. She set up some dive bags. And I bet you all of them King's dead back. She's going to get me home. Look, bad fact, the King Vindon. They're fine.
Starting point is 00:14:20 These motherfuckers, I never like Twizzlers. This is the nastiest shit. I can't fuck with it. Any nigga who like Cherry is a serious kill. Twizzlers, man. Any nigga who chew that shit. That ain't really strawberry. It's not nothing.
Starting point is 00:14:32 It's none of them flavors, brother. That's a, that's an intertube. We've been eating on intertube and leather all this time. That's leather. My fucking said Twizzlers tastes like it wanted to be a toy. It is? It didn't taste like a G. This shit was terrible.
Starting point is 00:14:47 What? I fuck with that hard. Double bubble. That shit good for like 80 seconds. Yeah, yeah, six. If you got weak teeth, it's gonna knock up. Yeah, don't bitch, still. Yeah, they're having problems in school.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Niggas was crushing these up and snorting them. I said, nigga, you can't get no push and sticks. Y'all think is his future crack. You're saying, pigs and sticks. You're not supposed to snort them either. I know, but at least it was already powerful. Oh, but at one time in my school, I think we was in about seven, eighth grade, the white kids did get in trouble because they was all getting hound in the whiteout.
Starting point is 00:15:15 It was seven. It was seven. Yeah, you know, you can't have war. They made it so you can have whiteout. We had this mean-ass teacher in one of her requirements was everybody had to have whiteout in English. She didn't do like the scripted-out shit. You had to write the pen and you had to have some whiteout.
Starting point is 00:15:30 I hate writing old whiteout. Once they found out that they would get pound the whiteout. I'm in baseball. Yeah, and you're gonna dig right in this shit. I'm gonna put a hole in the goddamn version. You see me like that. No, it's just a hole where the word was. Now you got to rewrite the whole side.
Starting point is 00:15:45 I put off the side. See me. She said, you're going to have to rewrite that. I hate you. Bitch. We fought with you. We didn't get you one. We got your four.
Starting point is 00:15:57 We got your four. One eye. What I mean? Two. Boy, y'all ain't shit. Come on, three out. Oh, we got Jack's four out. We put it in champagne, baby.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Oh, you can play ping pong this motherfucker too. Come on, uh, uh, uh, that's put it in your hand. He didn't know I had one. Oh, go. There you go. I hope you're going to go to the drive room. Man, don't do that. name neither. Don't put another high-poppet episode with Jack Thriller, no shit I had.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Don't do that. Right. You'd be going to the drive-thru? No, I never went to the drive-thru before. Never. What? After I seen before. No, no, you're trying to move at theater, right?
Starting point is 00:16:34 No, like. That's a drive-in. Oh, got you. He don't need no driving terminusage. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, good. Do I look like I drive to drive? Would you want me to drive you anywhere?
Starting point is 00:16:46 I mean, I really thought. That nigga drove me to a show one time. For real? Absolutely. We had a great time. Was you nervous? He drove to the show. Then you didn't drive back.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Right. It was dark. The nigga, I did the show. It was in Auburn, I think. Yeah, we was in the, yeah. This motherfucker dragged to the show. It was the daytime. And this niggins drink.
Starting point is 00:17:07 2.40 in the parking lot. 2. 2.11. Drunk than a motherfucker. Still reserved. Still reserved. With all the bubbles in. The nigg car so fucked up.
Starting point is 00:17:16 It's a photo, right? right right one of the dozes fucked up so it don't matter like how fast you go it's we ain't getting in this bitch oh and they never been drinking 2 11 so he smelled drunk right I gave him a blanket I had a blanket in there for no he wanted to use blanket you know what you know what you don't drive with a blanket out on me put it on like a shot put it on from the back throw the bitch on bro why you drunk can't see you can't
Starting point is 00:17:47 I know what he did. I know what he did. I know what he did. He didn't want to drive that. He didn't. He made sure he was fucking. That man he drank two. If you drank two steered reserves,
Starting point is 00:17:56 going out with it did. He'll have been on punishment that night. Get your hands on that driver's here. Oh, I'm going to see this year. You ain't going to see him. He got my two wrecked lights. After that, I'm on it. When you drink still reserved,
Starting point is 00:18:09 you can smell like 2-11. Yeah. That's crack-haired beer. Two-Elevens is not. Yeah. came out. No, I wouldn't give a name. He just came out when it was the new shit. What year was this? They were like, oh, okay, I like, I'll play O'9, okay, that's a shit. No, he was not a right. It wasn't new. It wasn't new. I'm talking to a movie in 2011 with, uh, with Michael Blackson, Coney Montana.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Yeah, the black can might have been new. I hit the camera at that. The only time I ever seen Steer Reserve were in the Crack House. What you do? Oh, you used to sell Crack. You, I was been saying. When you saw Crack, you was in the Crackout? Somebody else's Crackout? Yeah. No, he would hang out with the customers. Yeah. To make sure nobody, they won't leave and go.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Yeah. It's a myth to this shit. You damn, nigga, I said to crack house. When they got money, you got a, you know what I'm saying. You was employing them. They had a little job. No, fuck no. Because they were employed me.
Starting point is 00:19:06 They got a little job. J-O-N. Played me something spooky, man. Spooky-O-O-O-C-Dooke. Spooky-Dookey-Dooke. Spooky-O-Dookey. Spooky-O-O-Dookey. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Play me something spooky for the motherfucking Hollywood. Yeah, I was, that's a Halloween song. Boogie Man, by Big Gip, Andre 3000. Oh, this with the deal. Play me something spooky for the mother in Halloween. This is you right? Yeah. Maybe something spooky for the motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Mind playing tricks on me used to be that shit for me. Let's take you for good about, bro. Mind playing tricks on me. I was scared of Bush went for a long time when I was growing up. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What's your favorite? Halloween movie.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Halloween movie? I'm a hobby with child play. We're going Halloween. We're going horror. What a horror movie then? That first Freddy was something, man. That shit fucking everybody's childhood up. That shit.
Starting point is 00:20:03 But the older you get, the funny it was. That's why I was able to fuck with Freddy more because Freddy had personality. Right. Like Jason was, this niggas of murdering machine. Don't say nothing. And he's on your ass. And he's on your ass. don't make sense because he's not fast.
Starting point is 00:20:17 I gotta tell the same way with Mike. Freddy had all type of little slick shit to say, what's that on your shirt? And he cut your nose off or something dumb shit. You know what I'm saying? Fred had not going to sleep. Freddy had, whatever you liked, Freddy was fin of fog.
Starting point is 00:20:30 You liked the weed. Freddy was going to turn into a blunt and rode. You know what I'm saying? You liked your motorcycle, Freddy was going to turn into motorcycle. Grab your goddamn hand so you can't get off the bitch. If you go to sleep. You know I met Fred Crew.
Starting point is 00:20:42 You met the man. Buddy. The nigga that played Freddy Crew. Krueger, bro. Yeah. You know what you're saying? No, I was telling you. I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:20:50 You started it like a scary story. The lights already know. You know, I met Freddy. I went to sleep. It was me. Martin Luther King. It was the same dream. No, the nigger that played Freddy Krueger is Freddy Krueber.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Robert Engley. Yeah. He played that nigga in real life? Man, the nigga for real, bro. The nigga looked like Freddy Krueger even without the makeup of him. That's how the fuck I knew it was Freddy Krueber. Where was that was? He said LAX, right?
Starting point is 00:21:17 He just ain't burned up. His face shape is the same. Before they did all the remodeling and shit, it was just that one little spot over there to get the sandwiches and shit, right? Yeah. So I'm over there and then I'm in line, and then I know this is a nigga, he like.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Jersey Mike's. I don't even think it was Jersey Mike's. It was just like whatever they had that were selling sandwiches in that. What do you order? Oh, okay. So I see the nigga here, like a few people ahead of me, right? I'm like, oh shit.
Starting point is 00:21:45 And the white lady, like, what, what is, what is, what's going on? Like, that's fucking Freddy Krueger. Like, oh, no, he's not. So I go up to him, I'm like, man, I know exactly who you are. I'm a big fan. I want to tell you, you fucking my childhood up. We're just talking this shit, we're laughing. Then the lady was like, oh, my God, that is Freddie Krueger.
Starting point is 00:22:05 So she tried to talk to him. He's like, wait a minute, bitch. I'm talking about it was, you know, you know, you know how Tits talked loud to everybody in him. It was like. That nigga whole shit changed. And he turned into Freddy Kruger like the nigga nose flared up and shit. He said, wait a minute, bitch.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Everybody over there heard the shit and turned around. It was like, oh shit. That's Freddy Kruger, nigga. What's she doing? I got a picture. I'm supposed to picture. What's she doing? When he said that?
Starting point is 00:22:34 She was just like, you got to love it. What are you going to do? And that shit was so classic, bro. You can see her. Like, you know, she already white. But then that bitch just like, white. And that's when you realize he fucked her child a little up, too. He fucking everybody's up.
Starting point is 00:22:49 He knows that he, like, you know how a motherfucker just to play some shit in the movie but yeah, that's just a character. Right. This nigga, like, literally has embodied this shit. Like, there will be no other Freddy Krueber, nigg. Right. But he ain't, he ain't got no touch but to be there. He ain't do nothing else, right?
Starting point is 00:23:06 He did a lot of shit. He did a bunch of shit. That's the one that hit. What? Right, you're right. You got to do your biggest. You got to do your biggest here. The crazy shit is, he did.
Starting point is 00:23:15 he did shit after he was Freddy Kruger, and motherfucking still didn't know that that was him. Did he play in the James Fox? You know who else like that? No, who the fuck is that nigga? Pee-Wee Herman do, uh, niggas didn't know Pee-Wey Herman were Pee-Wey Herman in a bunch of movies after Pee-E-Hirman.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Nah, he was in Blois. He was in Blois. He was in Blooming. Yeah. He was in Blois-Hirman. You know Pee-W-Hirman. You know Pee-W-Hirman. You knew Pee-Hirman.
Starting point is 00:23:39 The fuck is you, dude. That nigga was terrible. Yeah, he was in blokew. Who didn't know. He came another movie besides blow that Peeby Herman was in the Indiana. I can't. I can't. I can't.
Starting point is 00:23:51 He was in a bunch of shit. A bunch of shit. What's the name? Paul Rupert. Paul Rupert. Yeah. This thing got caught jacking off, bro. Before the internet.
Starting point is 00:24:04 I don't believe it. No. No. Okay, it was, okay. It was a movie. Wait, wait, wait. That shit was in the national inquiry. I'll give you before the end.
Starting point is 00:24:14 the internet but the nigger was jacking off in a porn movie theater we had videotapes it's no video tapes was out if you had a movie there was no reason to jack off in person and he's playing this if it's a porn movie what type of need to show up to jack off it right now it's not in public if you on your own road if you're on your own road but you're in public no I'm not no brother why is a nigga looking at a nigger jacking off in the movies instead instead of watching the movie. Why is you jacking off in the movies?
Starting point is 00:24:45 Because it was a little ass like a porn movie. He doesn't bring it in the context like that. Hey, it's a porn movie. It wasn't the only one jacking off. Exactly. He's just the most famous. Exactly, bruh. Oh no, who that is?
Starting point is 00:24:57 Now, what are you? Hey. He's exactly. Peweewee, you got your dick all over there. Bewee, that's not for him, man. No. So you jacking off and all of a sudden you can't focus. You hear a nigga around.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Why is you doing that? Why is you looking around? So you think they just made that sound about him? That's how it was. You know, because he was about to buy ABC. Man, get the hell out of that. He was about to buy ABC. So when you put it in a context like that.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Did a Smith campaign on that, man. Maybe he was being up in the house. No. He wasn't, he was tripping. La la. Bro. Come on. But see, look, that's what they get for having public porn movies out like that anyway.
Starting point is 00:25:40 But that's what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. It was videotaping out when he did this. Right. So he should have been at home. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Porn's movies have been out forever.
Starting point is 00:25:53 It used to be a public attraction. This shit was in the heart of the downtown of every major city. The kid of it. I never knew that. You know what? Back in the Sandman's built. You know what Everett has always been brothel? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Pete Shows and all this shit. I ain't know that. Check this out. Right next door to this club car. I'll just let you know he was in there being obnoxious and not abiding by the porn movie things. If you make a noise, it's been a hangful. Hey, man, shut the fuck.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Hey, they're probably... Check off in here. Excuse me, I didn't really... Ha! Ha! Oh! Oh! Hey, guys!
Starting point is 00:26:30 Can you knock it off, please? You probably there's fun people. Hey, guys, look what I got on my hand. Shacks, do you see this, pussy? Can you say, pussy? Can you say, pussy? He's standing up in front of the screen doing head fuckers and shit. Ah, that one got him caught.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Yeah, yeah. That one got him caught. But you gotta realize, he probably realized, bro, I'm in a freak-ass situation. Yeah. And I can turn up and ain't nobody gonna say nothing. No, they just got out of hand. They weren't gonna say something. You think everybody else quick when they called a day.
Starting point is 00:27:02 He went on the way. He went on the way. But that's what I'm saying. Celebrity scandals ain't like that no more. You remember when Rick James kidnapped the bitch and made a smoke crack all week, They don't sound like nothing else. Every time you try to get out, he burned it with the crack pipe. He came in there and hit the shit.
Starting point is 00:27:18 You ready to listen, bitch? Crank cost too much to make a bitch, smoke it. I don't believe it. Crank costs too much and they love it too much. She wanted that. What? Don't be wasting Crank, bro. She wanted that.
Starting point is 00:27:30 How they wasted it? They didn't waste it. I said he smoked it and he burned it with the crack pipe. I thought, I thought he said he made a smoke crack. He did. They didn't. He did. He did.
Starting point is 00:27:39 In the situation, everybody wanted to do this shit. That's what I'm telling you. She wanted it. It's here. They won't everybody on it. Don't think a crackhead just won't be his own. No. They shall powder.
Starting point is 00:27:48 If a crackhead had a bunch of crack. They shall power. He would be like, you want to you want something? No. He would be so happy if you said, yeah, bro. They shall power. See, I like to do mine with a twist. These are all the makings of a good Halloween, walking through a neighborhood,
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Starting point is 00:33:00 That's what I often think How long would it take For niggins to realize It's a zombie apocalypse In a Crack infested area That's a good question. That's a good movie, Primm. It's a great movie.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I've been working on. Maybe it'll take long in the heroin. Who is? A zombie apocalypse. I don't know. I think all these things are you, something you think something wrong with. Jack, you're a zombie?
Starting point is 00:33:22 How long you think that is taking out of you guys? What's a zombie about me? He's not a zombie. No, he's not a zombie? Oh. He got bit by zombie? He's a ghoul. Oh.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Now, speaking of ghoul, now that's my favorite movie right there, Vampire in Brooklyn. That's a Halloween called. I see what to say, cool. It ain't scary. I think niggas didn't let it ride because of the nigger hair or something, but it just didn't get the love. I think. I don't know. Because it was funny.
Starting point is 00:34:00 It's not scary, but it's funny. It wasn't scary then. It wasn't. It was funny to me, especially that church scene. God damn it's hard of hill No, the funniest part was he had to go outside If you remember
Starting point is 00:34:15 He said, you know what? Let's take his outside Yeah, that's We didn't reach to the street It was kicking his ass It was burning his ass up Now, the scariest part Damn is hard here
Starting point is 00:34:29 The scariest part When Kadeem Hardison Were running out of the street and shit When running from them niggas With the Mattia you motherfuckers and he caught up with him and started ripping that motherfucker apart behind that car
Starting point is 00:34:40 and continued with him with his mind. Yeah, that was scary. Yeah. Imagine if you've seen that shit in real life. Would you be fair- I wouldn't want to see no shit? But you also, they had,
Starting point is 00:34:49 I think they had a good horror dude. The dude that directed it was like wasn't one of them known a horror director. Like, thanks off, I think it was crazy, yeah. I'm gonna say right now. It was official. The post, they're going crazy, but they beat brish.
Starting point is 00:35:00 I ain't gonna lie. I said you posted several times. It right here. Where is their endorsement? Chapolet, what you doing? They need to come on with it. Chipole, what you doing? And I hit them in a DM.
Starting point is 00:35:13 My nigga is. Because they ain't act like I was slipping on my pimper. I hit y'all. And said, come on. Let's get it on a pipe now. Jopolde, what you doing? My nigger didn't change. He then pivoted into a food influencer, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:25 I ain't never thought I'd see you the day. Hey, man. He didn't say, go get it. You just said it's good. Yeah, I just said it good. I'm going to tell you go get it next once they pay me. Halloween had you outside with all your friends doing dumb shit. We used to throw eggs at the bus.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Eggs. I'm not about a way for good two of a pack of eggs. You have an egg the house? Yeah. I mean, we used to open it. Hit them with the toilet paper? We used to ring dope in and let them come to the dog. Bite their ass.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Bite their ass. I know what you don't do. I said, y'all had guns. Yeah, I was just about to say, y'all are brave, bro. You know what's fucked up? We didn't give you my fucking shot back. When you tip your house and then, that shit back. shit get rained on, it'd be, that's stuck, man, it's stuck.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Oh, they dance. It's up and a roof. The shingles. That shit's fun as a motherfucker. I had never thought that it would be that fun. I've never known. Oh, that shit beautiful. Vandalizers?
Starting point is 00:36:18 I didn't say vandalized, but that shit was fun. I mean, when it's done in good fun. Give me the new, give me the new. How do you get all that toilet paper out your trees, though? You know, you got to figure that out. That's the asshole part of it. Hey, I always thought if somebody, like, you like, you like the bottom of some shit on these one of them? And TP'd the house.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Wow, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's arson. Yeah, you're about to set some shit on fire. That ain't, that's not going to work. No. You said what? He want to set the shit on fire, too. Nigger, are you in the Klan? No, no.
Starting point is 00:36:47 You wear it all white. You want to set a cross on fire on a nigger's lawn. That's crazy. What the fuck wrong with you, man? That nigga on eight. You turned into a villain. No, I'm Captain, I'm Captain Z from, um. From what, nigga?
Starting point is 00:36:59 From the Disney movie, Michael Jackson. Remember? Captain E.O. You flexed? Captain Eo, yeah. Captain Eo. He didn't know who the hell he was. This niggas are all right.
Starting point is 00:37:07 What the fucking that? Flake Washington? Hey, it's great. Flick Alexander. Oh, Fleck, Adelzella, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Same thing. Same thing.
Starting point is 00:37:17 He was Washington on the show. On the show, yeah. You flit Washington. You ain't necessarily wrong. We got to let that show shit ride, man. If you was blessed enough to be on the show, if a nigga called you your name from the show. Fats.
Starting point is 00:37:29 In a respectful man that you can't be offended. Fats. So when somebody walked up to Steve Hart and be like, You see your hot towel. I bet you they did. What the hell? I bet you. Who?
Starting point is 00:37:40 What? What? Your ass getting cussed out. Yeah. It's going to cuss you to fuck him. Most definitely. You might look like that guy and called me last name. Get this cunched for a ass knick out in my face.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Look at my face. Ain't no pigeon. Do you see Levita? I got my eight shows on TV. Why do you see Steve Hightow with? Oh, what? I'm pretty sure of Jaliel. don't mind that shit, Jalea White.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Because you can't see him. Oh, he can't see him in your chest, you call. But you can't see him that shit out. That's what he hates. That he hates. Well, you better see him is, hey, man, I loved your work on family matters. Because if you say Urkel, that nigga, he go check your chin. I got a back belt.
Starting point is 00:38:23 That nigga chop him. I feel like he go, like, yeah. And he smoked weed, nah, shit. Why he smoked weed? Because he's trying to keep from the snares. Yeah. That thing got his own weed. That shit.
Starting point is 00:38:34 It's pretty good. It is. I had smoked some weed with him. I was looking for in LA. Before he was smoking weed publicly. Yeah, out of here. Yeah. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:38:44 We was at Man, the Craig, the shit when I went to the Dave Chappelle shit. I got some history of shit. No, I mean, that ain't shit. We fuck some hoes together, me and Steve Berger. Back in two-thruck, 2003. Jack, you ain't supposed to say that. Yeah. You might not want.
Starting point is 00:38:59 You might not want to know that. That's right point. Yeah. Especially around this time, you know. You always take shit too far, man. He's gonna wait a day. I had one of colors, man. I had the one up, man.
Starting point is 00:39:09 I had that big old. He's like, fuck that weed shit. I fucked with. No, we had Jacks together. No, we had to win. We're going to go. We're girls. Jack, shit's up, man.
Starting point is 00:39:21 We're women. Yay! Yeah. They were white women. Oh, shit. Jack, fin to get Jalil or fucking toy. Jack, just shut up, man. Now ain't the time to be confessing the shit.
Starting point is 00:39:36 I told you the guy with the one I was there. They made up a whole goddamn tail off of this shit. Listen, I don't know nothing about none of that. I don't know nothing about none of that shit. I'm just flying. I was a baby. I never knew some fucking was going to take the whole industry out of them. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Did you see what happened with that? You think that's what it was? That's the root. I don't think it was the Rooters. I think that might have been the tutor. But the rooter. I don't even believe that shit. They wouldn't they did all that fucking.
Starting point is 00:40:07 I don't believe that. They didn't even show them in the handcuffs. Yes, they did. You just didn't see it. There's so much push out. So you're saying I skipped right over the evil shit and then went to the afterwards. But they did the shit in the midst of fucking.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Okay, they hid a lot of shit in the, I guess. You see how all that go back to the fucking? It's the fine print. The fucking was. A fine print. Niggins were signing their life away. Yeah. The devil whispered some shit to you and he'd be like,
Starting point is 00:40:39 and they fucking too. He said the fucking out last. After you signed the contract. You know they fucking too. What part of the deal, huh? What's wrong with baby over there? It ain't. It ain't.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Okay, but has that been disproving? We don't know nothing. I don't know nothing. No, but you know what I'm talking about. They said the baby oil head. They're gonna fuck around to you, they clip in the cut room. Why are you saying? Don't see it.
Starting point is 00:41:03 That's what we're trying to take. No, no. You were talking about, my legend. They're going to be like, this is exactly what we were talking about, Your Honor. The great child. It's what being said on the internet. Yeah, we know the legend, but don't say it. Don't say it.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Don't say it anyway. I need to know. True this thing, man. Don't say it. Don't say it. Do scientists, does that even work? One, two, it definitely works. Is it true?
Starting point is 00:41:27 I just used it. T-HB? It works. GHB? What is it? Roofing. Oh, no. I don't do that. I don't do that. They said, no.
Starting point is 00:41:35 You don't do it. You don't do it. Now you don't do it. No, you're roofing yourself, really. You're not like you can save a person that can keep getting on. You know niggas and wheelchairs are going to prison too. How many wheelchairs are in prison? So you...
Starting point is 00:41:46 Oh, man. Roll around, like, why can't need them in company. You're gonna be in that with them. They're sitting in the corner. Hell no, holding them to that motherfucker in a wheelchair. He'll need your ass wrong. I can't imagine being blind in prison. blind in prison. That's all right. They can't.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Shit, do the wrong shit. You're going to be... You're going to be feeling your way around that, motherfucker? It ain't going to be that big. You'll learn it quick. So they ain't got a blind prisons and stuff? Like a disabled part of prison? No. For pedophiles? No. You know, that ain't going to be reading books, but they're going to be on the nigger chest.
Starting point is 00:42:24 You're low the eye for that shit, bro. That's Exima. Oh, fuck? No, this ain't breath, this ex-oble. What? Right. They're gonna put your... And then, you ain't gonna give him fucking away.
Starting point is 00:42:41 You, well, they... You ain't gonna see it. He don't give it down. I would definitely care about something like that if I... You would change your imagination. You think you're just wandering around the prison. You are adown quick. I don't see nothing anyway, so you could be lied to me.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Ma'am. Man, there's so many holes in. Man, there's so many holes in. There's so many holes in here. With manly, boys, all y'all are you playing. I'll tell you what. My sweat. I'm going to smoke a lot of cigarettes.
Starting point is 00:43:13 I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, bam. You're going to find out the hard way. It's going to be my last time playing your part tonight. Oh, man. They got a whole section for y'all in there. What's up. What are you calling?
Starting point is 00:43:30 To read, black, purple, crazy senior citizens. No, in Wright Street, they got the third level for y'all, nigga, though. That's where you go. That way you go for, like, if you got a problem. Okay. Where are you qualified? How do you qualify? How do you qualify?
Starting point is 00:43:43 In third flow? Yeah. No, you qualified already. Well, that's walking to hide. They're going to be like, man, take his head. Yeah, you shouldn't be thinking about doing nothing illegal. They can't, they're going to knock that eye out. Oh yeah, you got to come out.
Starting point is 00:43:56 You got to come out. Yeah. come out. They got to come out. How much coming? Yeah. How much coming to say? No, you ain't going to make it play an entail.
Starting point is 00:44:07 They're going to put that eye in a property bag, yep. And they're going to go up there and take that. Where the fuck is my eye? He gets released. I had two shoes. Does he call? A set of keys, my wallet. An outfit.
Starting point is 00:44:23 My disco ball eye. Does he qualify for a star? Does he qualify for a stick in prison? We're gonna get your shit back, I swear. Can he get a suit? Can he get a stick? They gonna come up there eye. He gonna get into it with a nigga for staying at him.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Hey, motherfucker, stop looking at me, bro. I swear to God, that can't see nothing. You don't even know that. The fuck, you keep looking at me, fuck. He's right in front of the dick, you don't even know. Right. I thought I was alone in there. Get the fuck out my face, huh?
Starting point is 00:44:51 I hope they ain't got no steles in that. Guard! Well, just turn my head where you want me to look. Jack gonna be the nigger in there getting that good advice and books with a little book card. That's funny. How long you got, young brother?
Starting point is 00:45:09 Oh. Sit in one spot all day. All day. Don't talk that up on Jack. I'm gonna do my time over here. I'm gonna send Jack too. I feel like you can see Jack. Why don't you feel like that?
Starting point is 00:45:19 He can when the lights is the lights. I just feel like he's been bullshit the whole time. No, not the whole time. He used to can see. I remember when he can see. He moved way. Not the way he was a hundred bond. Yeah, he knew exactly what you were doing.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Jack can see too. Jack can see. Yeah, he could see. Honeybund. Honeybund had to bitch. Jack in who turned in two. Honeybund. So you're talking to see.
Starting point is 00:45:45 You can do it Jack. You can do it with Jack through love. You can do with Jack the real love. He still be Honeybund like three days after one. like three days after week. Why three? Do you have to be hunting in every mood? They didn't come out.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Yeah, well, if I'd be dancing this shit at the house. I was like, that nigga, he's crazy. He's probably good, too. You think he don't pop luck. You know, the niggins be a stripper. Did that why I was a hundred ball? That's according to him? Yeah, I was one of the best, man.
Starting point is 00:46:19 What you? One of the best. I was one of the best. I was one of the best. I was one of the best. Hey, hey, hey. What's that mean? What do you think of being here?
Starting point is 00:46:36 I wasn't going to ask no more. I was going to leave it right now, like, no. That might be hit trigger word. What that mean? Oh, shit, said no more. Yeah, leave that shit alone. You do you, Jack. You know.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Yeah. Oh, watch this. Let Will and up alone. Yeah, let me look at a monkey see monkey dude, right? Let world a little on, bro. Hey, hey. Hell no. There's been a lot of competition out there, man.
Starting point is 00:47:06 I bet you can do a disenfranchise. That one I first heard about Jake. That one was all right. Disinfled. You used to be up on the number 56. No, we knew him before that. We knew that nigga, way before that. We knew that before my time.
Starting point is 00:47:18 You had a pass. You had a pass before your pass. How that nigger got more passes? They got passes, packed this. And three passes. Yeah, three passes. They had reinvent itself. Every center got a future and every saint got a pass.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Ain't that what they're going. That what they say? Yeah, man, I've seen Jack Thriller come up, man. I remember when that nigger used to come to the club, you'll have some ladies with them with some nice-ass bodies. Strong-ass faces, though. I told you. I like lesbassie.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Now some bitches. Now I'm talking about the bodies. I'm talking about the body. That's crazy. Yeah, but handsome and mother-wise. I mean, there's other words we could use. They didn't have makeup like that back then. Yes, they did.
Starting point is 00:48:01 Yes, they did. They didn't. They did. They did. They didn't. They didn't. They were cool with being themselves. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Yeah, 100%. With themselves, they were. But then I saw you when you came up, you asked, hey. When you came up, you came all way up. pawn star that ain't that ain't where i'm not that was your pina that was you can tell he was like i thought you was a bad bitch this man you did it used me this oh god it was fresh off the dick he introduced me to most of the porn stars he was picking up who said would you be in the videos in no you was in the shit i was in the porn in back the end
Starting point is 00:48:48 yeah but you were hosted them hosted host it hosted You have a post of you? Yeah, ask, ask some follow-up question. I'm about to. Yeah. So how you host porn? You're like, hey, so if y'all ready for this nigga to get a missionary with this hole, you know, stay tuned. You think he's lying, but he really fucking did.
Starting point is 00:49:07 He did it. So you tell me porn. Give me one more. Give me one more. No. Hey, who's ready for some doggy style? Hey. You know what's right?
Starting point is 00:49:20 The porn? I'm on Jack Thriller talking to me. I can't wait to see this bitch. Can you imagine? It's a wild shit. And it's, hey, and it's 2,000's edited, so the square get bigger. So he like the damn pony or the porn industry.
Starting point is 00:49:35 That boy, that's funny in him. One time the nigga popped up from the side of the bed talking to the hole. You're doing all right? And he hurt you? Man, this is they're okay. Yeah. Why are they fucking?
Starting point is 00:49:49 You okay? Hey, ha, ha. All right, you. All right, now. Man, I go back to why I need to me. Hey, y'all is one of the most people. He's the youngest man. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:04 That nigger had a song with a, with the nigger, his daddy, a billionaire. Hey, a treat on the song, too. Don't kiss these holes in the mouth. What didn't his dad do some shit? He owns Soby, uh, the Soby, uh, drink. That's right. Uh-huh. And Soby Live in Miami.
Starting point is 00:50:19 That's a basketball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, man, we need to get us some sober drink. Cause he should drink the hell of that. They don't make it no mold. I think. Yeah, they sold a company, I think. He gone?
Starting point is 00:50:28 He's going. He's sold a company. They got even mold. I can call him and check it out. Yeah, that nigga makes some more juice. Yeah, man. They need to come on to the show. He doesn't make a hell of a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 00:50:38 You know a lot of people. You know a lot of people? I ain't seen him in a long time. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha! Hey, man. You need to get back in that business. I ain't seen them in a long time.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Then welcome back to the 85 South Show. We're back. The Halloween edition. I'm a real nigga for Halloween. You're a real nigga. I'm a real nigga. I'm a nigga on the day off. I'm a nigga on five.
Starting point is 00:51:09 I fuck y'all. That's your impression of yourself. That's your impression of yourself. Yeah, yeah. Hey, time I see somebody do that same shit. Well, what's up, fool? You know, just snap out of nowhere. Look, like, black, back, fuck you mean,
Starting point is 00:51:26 and I'm like, J.K. Hempigey, okay. We are in church. Pastor. Come on, Father. I've been knowing you for 30 years, your old lad. Talk about the fucking me, my, yeah. I don't know why your fans think I'm the fucking darn king of getting in touch with you. Every time they see me, they let me know the shit.
Starting point is 00:51:47 They're going to say when they see you. Why don't tell him I'm on his ass? No. Tell you see I'm on his ass for that. He's talking about long neck, big thoughts having that. I'm like, I'm gonna tell you something. A nigger came to my show and he's like this. I'm like, damn, bro.
Starting point is 00:52:04 I know we're having a good time. Everybody has a good time. He's both fucking hollering in this bitch. And the game's straight, he's like, hell no, and he's like, pay for this bullshit. I'm like, what? He's talking like, man, where you boy call over there? Oh.
Starting point is 00:52:16 I said, well, God, damn, where did you think I get it from? That's my brother. You wouldn't enjoy yourself? He's like, man, I thought you were gonna bring that nigga out for, man. He's like, I fuck with you, buddy. He thought he was at the 85 show. Damn, my what? I said, God, damn, I'm gonna let him know.
Starting point is 00:52:34 He was my clothes. He thought I was gonna bring him. And he won the tickets? And he ain't got no surprises? Hey, this nigga mad until he sees him. Carlos, he's gonna host. He's gonna let Carlos host. Man, he was pissed off, guy.
Starting point is 00:52:46 He was mad. It's one o'clock in the morning in Baltimore. Bitch, you're like, where DC? I'm like, how the fuck I'm supposed to know? A nigga bit at the grocery though. They act like, you know. They tell me to tell y'all shit all the time. No.
Starting point is 00:52:59 And I'd be like, I'm not. What's the weirdest shit somebody told you to tell me? Huh? What's the weirdest shit somebody told you to tell you? No, like, low-key, some of the positive shit I'd be wanting to tear. They'd be like, boy, tell you DC, tell DC that shit he said about who-woo. Somebody told me some shit about that stuttering shit you told him. And that shit worked, then.
Starting point is 00:53:16 I told you. How does that stutter? It's like a little speech mechanism. It's the way to the talk and the vernacular and how we speak is certain words that can help us talk. And when you're trying to talk, it's just your brain speaking faster than your mouth. You feel what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:53:37 So you can't really get that shit out. Before you stuttered, they're like, that shit be hard, my boy. Don't ask why. That shit hard. And they can't get it out. get it out. And I used to stir the bag. But are you looking at me? You don't. I feel like you're like, I feel like he just glazed. He's just like, I know you over there. I'm not. Like, look at me, nigga. You're looking over there. I'm trying. I'm trying.
Starting point is 00:53:58 You might turn around a look at Jay Owen. Brother, you look wherever you feel. I'm listening for you guys. You, you don't. Jay, we can get a nigga some glasses, man. Look around and you so desire. I used to say soap. I put the around and said so one time and my shit came out. so smooth and they did that shit and like, yes. And I was just like, well, I just said a fool city, but I studied that. I was like, ah, I just said a fool, full city. I said, so I just said a full center.
Starting point is 00:54:29 So I just said it full center. So I want to get some to eat. I'm like, oh shit. I just got to practice this shit. I said, I think I'm over something. I remember, I'm in the guy out there. I'm in the middle of the hallway downstairs in the London room. Like, well, I think I'm only something.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I'm seven years old, like this hill, boy. I think I just found some shit. So I want to go outside. Ooh, shit. That mean I can get more shit out. Oh, it's up. So I used to be a quiet, nigger. Nika didn't know.
Starting point is 00:54:55 I used to be quiet. It made you insecure stuttering? Hell no. I ain't get a fuck. So you saying that if you stutter, that there's a method you can use to get your mechanics right. So you know.
Starting point is 00:55:10 There's a little that stutter that stutter so bad. bad. I told that thing to say so. He said so. It scared him. He said, I'd rather, rather talk like that. So I told you, what did you call it said that? What? You got it. They say his words and you just got to figure out your words. Samad Jackson. They said he stuttered.
Starting point is 00:55:30 They said his word with motherfucker. That's why he's saying it every movie. I believe. I believe it. You see the dude that rap real good but stutter real bad. Yeah. Oh, no, with an NG? Something like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one little part, yeah. I just ran into him at the trap cat face.
Starting point is 00:55:45 He stuttered in the rap. No, when he rap. He's flawless. It's flawless. But he, yeah, okay. That's who I'm talking about. I told him say so. He scared him.
Starting point is 00:55:54 He actually said a whole sentence. And we're trying to say other shit. I was like, say so, nigger. He was like, I, I was like, say so, nigger. He was like, so why I just be rapping and stuff? I'm like, see? He's talking about, you know, a nigga, I can be it. I was like, don't be scared, nigga.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Right. Repetition, you're gonna get better. But I think he's selling that. And if he stopped being that, he ain't gonna be able to... I say, but don't think you... That niggas gonna stop fucking with you because you're talking right. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:56:24 You feel me? So you're trying to tell me if Stevie Wonder came out, if he could see tomorrow, you think niggas gonna fuck with Stevie Wonder no more. Why nobody fucking with Steven fucking's eyes on? Don't nobody get what? That's part, you don't think that's part of that cachet? What?
Starting point is 00:56:38 I wouldn't give a fuck. I wouldn't give a fuck. You think that's... For music? Yeah. Like if you found out Stevie Wonder could see the whole time, would that turn you off from his music? So you'll just break on, you'll just talk to me. That's what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:56:51 That had nothing to do it. That don't make it that much more interested. No. No. The song. We didn't give a damn about him seeing the ribbon in the sky. We're saying that he can see now. Ain't he blind?
Starting point is 00:57:04 This thing about the bitch. We don't care if he can see it. Imagine him being blighted. Isn't she lovely, nigga? There's a ribbon in the sky. You're saying you got to be able to see this. He got 12 kids, nine kid, game. He don't know who he fucking.
Starting point is 00:57:23 That's how he's talking to a whole bunch of you. I guarantee you he knows. What do you mean? You think you just fucking, you fucking silence? I talk to the bitches I fuck. We have discussed this. We have conversations. This is nothing that just popped up.
Starting point is 00:57:37 I didn't know it was you. is a real good excuse when you blind to talk to another woman. Oh, you try it loud shit. Oh, no. See, you're just being a freaking nigga. See, when you blind, you ain't worrying about
Starting point is 00:57:46 how many holes I can get. You appreciate that a woman even like you. Man, that's a book. If a nigga blind, be like, watch out, bitch. If you're blind and broke them. So you should be blinded.
Starting point is 00:57:58 You can still have preference. You can still have preference and be nice. You can still have status. Hold on. But you can always play it off. If you blind, you'd be like, Her aura, her energy was off.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Her frequency, the vibe, I got a very vibe from. You can always put that on that. Rayshaw will grab a big of rich. Yeah, he just went to run. He knew he was, he was. But he was looking for meadiness. Okay. He was looking for how meaty she was.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Yeah, he was like, if you go up to her elbow, that means, woo, that shit is down. She's a little meaty. Right now. But he was trying to mediate. He had a preference. He was like, bitch, give me your wrist. But do you know how fucked up that would be?
Starting point is 00:58:41 Your hellboy is for. As a woman, if a black man came up to you, touched your face, said, mm-mm, and walked off, and then all your makeup was on your face. That's fucked up. What if he just came up to my wife? Mm-mm, no.
Starting point is 00:58:56 No, nothing. What he did? Oh, hell no. Hell no. He ain't got fast all on this shit. But he finally was going to let him. She leaned into it. She had.
Starting point is 00:59:07 He touched me. He to wipe everything, y'all. I'm never washing my face again. He moved ahead out of the way. That's funny, sir. Oh, so this is who you are. Got to have some Halloween can't. You can act beautiful.
Starting point is 00:59:18 One day these episodes are going to be sponsored by Eminem. That's somebody with a lot of things. And Dr. Pellman. Somebody who got a lot of paper. Is that Mars candy company? What? Yep, Eminem and Mars. Bring back them crispy ones.
Starting point is 00:59:28 What? Chrisby Eminemps. That bitch were good. God damn. All that T. Why did you didn't want some Christmas? Are you already peanuts? No, no.
Starting point is 00:59:34 No, no, no. All M&ems isn't. No, all these, like the brown bag now. You were old, you're old so. They're him and them. No, no, no, no. I said crispy. Crispy got crunchy inside.
Starting point is 00:59:46 That got peanut inside. That's fine. Wafers. Wafers. They're mad. That niggas just wanted to say wafers. This is surprised me all the time. Wapers come from old people.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Wapers are like a kent. Wapers is like a kiket. A kent is a wafel, right? They got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got. They got, they got. You don't even want dinner no more, what happened? I ate a bunch of wafers.
Starting point is 01:00:13 I like the peanut butter flavor. I like the peanut butter flavor. I got a zero ball in my bad one. What? Picketree. Oh, hell no. Hey, they gave me a zero ball. Let's grow.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Nudder ball wafel? Yeah. But another bar, you don't even know that you can break that down in the phone. You have a candy bar. You know, Zag Nuts. Zag Nuts. Zag Nile.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Yeah. That's on the same list of a fucking zero bar. You know what I'm a brain, man. What's a McCalley. Oh, don't mix you still on the cell, though. That's a wafer with caramel and shit. But look, they flip the whatcha McCauley, and they call it a thing of my jid.
Starting point is 01:00:51 And the chocolate on the whatcha McCauley, they flip it, the chocolate outside, and what's on the outside on the inside, on the dinghamaj. So the wafer, the thing of the jid got the wafer on the outside with the chocolate on the inside. No, no, just the flavor. You know, it's like the outside. is the caramel or whatever,
Starting point is 01:01:08 and then it's the chocolate on the outside and the caramel inside, yeah. Yeah, something like that. You don't remember the Mars bar. Mars bar, that's the OJ shit. You took back, gang. You took it too bad. That's OJ shit.
Starting point is 01:01:20 You're talking like, your grandma says, he says you up there to go get a payday. And you thought a payday was just all peanuts. You didn't even know there was no other ingredients, niggia. If you eat a payday, that mean you are poor. But the payday made you feel like you wouldn't go get that bitch, like payday. I remember when we had that, all I saw was a payday.
Starting point is 01:01:42 That shit was like, I was surviving on the aisle. Look that motherfucker. I said all of them peed up on a little smushed up. My grandma used to keep me. My grandma used to keep me. I ate the payday, the three musketele. Now that's worse. That's my fucking chocolate.
Starting point is 01:01:59 Three musketeer. Three musketeers. Three musketele. I can't do it as an adult. As a kid. As a kid, I thought three musketeers, I was like, what the fuck these niggins know about candy? Milkinway, I was fucking, no.
Starting point is 01:02:12 These niggins is sword fighters. I used to, milkingway, milkin way with my favorite. I eat the, but only like the little, I don't like the regular steel. 310, that's your thing right there. Yeah, one more time. Yeah, keep it on. No, it's not.
Starting point is 01:02:26 It's lit. It's on your bed. We ain't got no. We got no. You got it. You got it. No, we don't. Do it?
Starting point is 01:02:34 No, we don't. Oh, I thought that was a real person. I don't know. Put that blood. Put that blood. That should be incredible. The niggins tell you got some shit on your beard. You got a...
Starting point is 01:02:46 You got a jogging. You got a pause. Just a minute sure if you don't get. He was like, I got him now. I figure it out. You're good. This year, this Halloween, follow on the weekend. You do that.
Starting point is 01:02:56 I don't know. Your entire identity. Your entire identity. has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories.
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Starting point is 01:07:43 AXS.com. Forget them boys, me trick-and-treating. For all the kids for mags. Don't get a lot of you out of doing trick-trick-true going out. You think I'll be here. I got you, bro. Think, go on me. They got it.
Starting point is 01:07:56 Oh, get me. I get it. There's something in your eyes. There's something in your eyes. Yeah, bro, you saw that movie? You saw that movie? Oh, which one? The shit about blowing that nigger eye.
Starting point is 01:08:06 Oh, boy, they got a movie about motherfucking blowing that nigger eye. They don't sound like that I want to see you. Who put this in here? This just was not here. Where was this? That's hospital. Oh, this is the good one. This is the, uh...
Starting point is 01:08:19 This is the one they get you. They feel better. These the one you, you check it out at Marshall's. Get one too. Oh, yeah. When you check it out at Rose, I wasn't going to get them. What is it? Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:08:32 The albinase. Yeah. That's how you said. Albinase. You need pronouncing shit, Ron. Y'all don't remember Baby Roo. They still alive, yeah. They're not too salty.
Starting point is 01:08:41 No, hell no, I don't know which one you ate, you might eat a whole man. You're talking about a person. You're talking about a person. Milkway, three musketeer, Bay, Bay, all of them in Chang gang right now. But they're on the street, too. They chain game, because they still eat. to eat them in the chain gun right now. Baby rule.
Starting point is 01:08:58 That makes you feel like you're at home. A baby roll. It makes you feel like you're at home. Three bucks? I got the hell one. I used to hate that rapper. I'm like, you eat that wrapper and that candy. You go to jail.
Starting point is 01:09:09 I couldn't stand that goddamn peanut, bro. Peanut, bro. I like peanut butter. That shit was awesome. Tweet's was cool, but they had their time. What about sugar cane? Y'all ever had sugar cane? Hell.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Like the asshole. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna take it back. What about Crunchball? You talked about the snack, a little different. Yeah, the little shnall crunching, initially crunching. You know the Shat was over them. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:34 That got the white taco on that. Boy, you know anything that's shot got going on. He ain't bushing. Damn, man. I just want a little 10% on that. Mm-hmm. But who started... Who started the rumor that they be putting drugs in the can?
Starting point is 01:09:47 That ain't no rumor. That debt serious. No, it's not. What you mean? My dad used to use that shit. They're nobody giving out free drugs. Yes, they are. Your children?
Starting point is 01:09:56 They don't even have money. Both white people are giving the drugs out. They're giving opioids. Children don't even have money. They're not going to be a good customer. My dad used to use that as a goddamn way to eat out a can. Come, put all that goddamn can on the bar, and I'm going to go through it and make sure they ain't open enough. That's how it came up with.
Starting point is 01:10:13 So we wake up in that morning, all the snicker bars and all the good shit gone. And we got the little candy that's... I ain't gonna laugh. ...deged out of strawberry and all of that shit left in the basket. You know the little strawberry can. That shit's soft on the inside. It glues out of the inside. Shit like that.
Starting point is 01:10:28 All the shit, he don't eat milk duds and shit like that left in now. What do you have? It was hard. Got-down almond joy and all that shit left in there. He don't took all the good cane and put it in a Walmart bag. Oh, shit, it's a little crow. They put what, man? Oh, this shit's about die.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Oh. Oh. Fuck you do. Got a fucking pros. What's the best kind of bag that carry for Halloween? Walmart bag. A Walmart bag. Pill of case.
Starting point is 01:10:54 Mm-hmm. Anybody from pillowcases? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And they're doing as a weapon. You saw? Them warhead.
Starting point is 01:11:02 You gotta have a lot of canning now for it to be a weapon. That was the first hot chip channel. You need an apple in that motherfucker too. I used to hate going to them healthy people like that to give your apple in orange. If you take a shower here, your eyes get washed. You are hot. You are hot. We got water right now.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Make a seat first. Make a see. That I don't know he's been lying. Hey, let's just feed him candy and see if he can guess what it is. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that out loud again. The Coke Pelton Challenge. He's like him.
Starting point is 01:11:29 The Candy Challenge. That's a good candy. Make sure you comment and tell us your favorite candy to get on Halloween. He definitely was the first. Y'all don't remember the ball of cows? Yeah. That's good. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:45 They just taste like soda. Knock off sweet tarts. But they taste like soda, though. So they probably was in the same business. Bro, they will make you take one of these and say, Don't open your mouth. You got to do it all the way to end. Warhead.
Starting point is 01:12:00 Warhead. Man, how you look like you don't got a freezing, though? What do those candles was there was like a coin? Oh, this is extreme. They got strange. Oh, I don't know. You look chocolate with chocolate. You all can't get chocolate's head, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:13 You do what? All right. All right. You're going to eat the warhead? You're going to eat the warhead talent. Who else? Give me one. Come on.
Starting point is 01:12:20 You got to do what you eat. Give me one. Why are you getting me the yellow one, brer? It ain't a lot of choices, brother. Yeah, but you give me the worst one. They got green one. I don't need one. You got to do one.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Give me the green. Give me. We do it. Man, don't be trying to trick me, man. Hey, man. Hey, man. Hey. I'll give you a piece.
Starting point is 01:12:37 I'm going to give you a big. Hey. Hey. See. Hey. You put it. You put it back? No, I got it.
Starting point is 01:12:49 I got the green one. All right. What, you just ate it? A piece of shit. You just ate the breath. Hey. Hey. You didn't get me next.
Starting point is 01:12:58 Nah, I'm talking about, Clay. You just ate it. Ooh. Oh. You got to give your face straight. You got to keep your face straight. Come on with it. You got to keep your face straight.
Starting point is 01:13:10 You wait. Wait. I'm going to do the lemon. You're going to do the lemon. All right. I'm doing a little. You got to keep your face straight, though. You got to keep your face straight, though.
Starting point is 01:13:20 All right. The people judge. Oh, you licking off. All right. My eyes already would. I don't want to make it. Oh, he'll cry me. Yeah, he's already laughing.
Starting point is 01:13:28 No, no, no. All right. You got to lick it. Oh, God damn. That's tan and not. Put it out. All right. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:13:36 Three, one. Go ahead. Ooh, this shit, butt. It's that. Oh, man. God damn. Oh. Don't like a bitch.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Ooh, wait. Mm-hmm. Mmm. Ooh that big in water! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:13:56 Oh! Oh! Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Mm. Mm.
Starting point is 01:14:04 Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
Starting point is 01:14:12 Yeah, it is. Oh, then all the salver get off with one. Oh, yeah. This is a big. So now is a regular candy. It's going to do shit to me. I can take a goody pile without water. New game.
Starting point is 01:14:21 Oh, something wrong with you. Me too, yeah. I call a lemon head delight. Well, when you lick up all the yellow and your son of the white. I'm talking about soon. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:31 It did get one. That one, boy. That one too. The shit made me shit, right? Yeah, I dealt out. No, but this one starts going. It was something apart. Yeah, y'all heard shit for giving that to the kids.
Starting point is 01:14:42 What? Because now I got to give my son what it. Watch his face. Oh, that's fucked up. He's gonna pass out. Just give him a lemon head. It's not like an actual limit. I didn't did that.
Starting point is 01:14:53 He eat everything that's supposed to screw their face up and look at me like. Hey, y'all won't probably a word. Told you. Losing the days over there, he don't even know what the fuck going on about. This shit. You know what? Yeah, it locked all this shit up, boy, me. That's shit with our head, game.
Starting point is 01:15:10 The one. It's gone now. I ain't make no face till I laugh. What that's up. That shit got water. I saw the water start rising at the bottom. And it made the noise. It was like, bling.
Starting point is 01:15:25 I said, all this is big. Yeah, I see. That shit crazy. Yeah, for that. Oh, that's the new candy. Oh, that's a new candy. Mm-hmm. That's the new candy.
Starting point is 01:15:35 I thought I heard that before. You want another one? That's what the nigger with the, uh. You're a mick. They even got warhead gone. Now, that's new. I'm not doing that. New work.
Starting point is 01:15:48 They weren't wrong with these kids. That why they're so fucked up. I knew the kid was fucked up when they had tachis. The tachies. That shit, fuck. They were going to sell drugs. Do you remember the people that had the gum in it? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:59 No. The people that had the stints are gone. Yeah. You see that came out with the cigar bubble gone? Mm-hmm. They had the script. Oh, they've been doing that? Yeah, I'm talking about a while ago.
Starting point is 01:16:08 You push really hard. The smoke would come out. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Uh-huh. They've been sitting our ass up for this shit. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:16:17 We had a beeper, the cigarettes. The cell phone that opened up, had the gum in. Yeah. Yeah. Pixie sticks was cocaine, basically. And then we had the cap gun. In a straw. Y'all remember the cap guns?
Starting point is 01:16:29 What that? Oh, yeah, they looked like real pistols, too. They were hell. Going by the reloadable bullets, the reloadable cats. You put the little circled red thing and they had an eight shot. I almost got, I almost got kicked with one of them, cap guns.
Starting point is 01:16:39 They had a orange. I walked in the stove. Went and poured a gun on a gas station nigger, and he had pulled out a real pistol. My mama had to run in and got damn I was a little boy I was 10 and so I thought that shit was gonna be funny but he didn't think that shit was funny about it there's a little orange thing went on no I had took it off oh so you really was on some bullshit some straight
Starting point is 01:17:01 bullshit I don't know when I was a kid the cap guns the motherfucker was made out of metal and shit for real yeah it was a little third of eight kind with the brown helmet she saw me doing that bull shit and she took him in just when that You remember the BB gun was almost the closer thing to a real gun. Oh yeah. You remember how your mom gave you a BB gun? I wasn't strong enough to pump that bitch up that butt though. What?
Starting point is 01:17:27 They got them air soft ones. When airsoft looks like real shit, they be having beams on them and everything. Yeah, we lived in the country. We had plenty of BB guns and shit. People don't remember that Walmart used to stay a real gun. Yeah, Walmart, they just stopped up until a few years ago. A few years ago they stopped. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:45 I know in Atlanta, they bench up that shit. I think getting hit with a BB gun make you respect guns a little bit more. Yeah, especially if you gotta go get that big dog, got you? Because I shot myself just a Z. Oh, shit, bro. I thought it wasn't shit. I said, there ain't no shit a BB.
Starting point is 01:18:01 You were suicide a little boy. Bha! You did that? You're dumbed. Close range. You better be glad it wasn't no pellet gun that she used to the goddamn. I shot myself in the foot.
Starting point is 01:18:14 I was like me. With one of them? Because I was shooting this man, I had a pedigone. Like, man, this shit I was hurt. So I had a bubble gun machine. That shit hurt. That shit hurt. Like I had my little nephew, I'd be like, boom, boom.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Not shoot at him, but I was showing the gun and shit. He was like, boy, you crazy hair and shoe. And I'm like, man, fuck this shit. He's why this shit. I'm like, I'm gonna break the goddamn paintball bubble gun machine. He's like, give the bus. I said, man, I don't give a fuck. That's I used the time.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Yeah. You surprised? You're surprised? You guys a little boy. Let's see. I hit that motherfucker in far. Nika, I see the pillet. Hit the bubble gun machine.
Starting point is 01:18:51 Come back. I'm looking at the pellet. It's coming right back. That one can hit me right in my eye, but my shit was so bad, bro. Damn. Damn. Damn.
Starting point is 01:18:59 Damn. I saw the pellet. I was like, and I couldn't move. You know how to see me coming so fast? I saw the pillow hit me. Damn. I don't know with you, Jack. It's all funny games that somebody loses about.
Starting point is 01:19:10 Not for open violence? These are our life experience. I definitely ain't going to tell my story. I let my sister tell it one day. What happened? You shot yourself for real? I shot her. God damn, I didn't try to.
Starting point is 01:19:21 With a gun or BB gun? My brother had a pellet gun and he had already had it. We were like, I was probably like four. She was like two. Yeah, cronged out. And my brother had a pedig gun. That's understandable. And he had it already cocked up with it.
Starting point is 01:19:32 So I was playing with it and burned. I ain't had no fucking aim back then. She was sitting on like, she had her back on the headboard. On the bed. On the bed. And I just shot it. I said I was trying to really shoot. My brother had a playboy bunny thing on the wall.
Starting point is 01:19:46 I was gonna, I was aiming at that, but I shout her. She still having a walk away. Damn. What she right on? What happened to her? Yeah, that went to off with a duck, that little shit out. Oh, that shit was in. Oh, that shit was in.
Starting point is 01:19:58 You needed one. Yeah. Yeah. I call it right now, let me tell you story. Jesus Christ. That's fucked up. We were young and fuck. Damn.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Well, see, that's why you gotta, you gotta have, got no gun safety, man. When you know, you was a child and you don't wonder, and you were so curious. I know I was curious. I was curious as fuck. What do this do? What do this do? Don't touch that.
Starting point is 01:20:20 I wonder why. You say don't test that. Yeah, Carolson, E-Light, heaters in the house. Nigger, we, you remember the phone card? Yeah. The end of the phone card. Yeah, yeah. That means.
Starting point is 01:20:33 Stick it in my mouth. Oh, Lord. Electricute every time. I ain't even know I was getting electric queue. I'd be like, ah. Smoke coming out your ears and everything. My sister's like, look at them. Look at them.
Starting point is 01:20:44 Shut up. He's like, man, you just eat another thing. He don't even know he's nothing. Ben frying yourself. I stay in the tip. Whoa. Oh. We will not let New York in Florida.
Starting point is 01:21:02 Come on now. If you stop talking like this, we don't know how to pause. We don't pause because we don't think like that. That's right. We shall not, we shall not be moved. We shall not be moved. Come on!
Starting point is 01:21:15 We shall not be moved. Oh, you're taking, you want to get your son low on it. Did you see him with Drew Hill, my nigga? This nigga, he's got a hundred, buddy. You know he agreed. Hey, boy, that shit was so funny. Drew Head episode, what? We had a time.
Starting point is 01:21:29 We had a time. We had a goddamn time. Boy, them nigg is funny. Them ditty funny. Boy, don't got their R.B. Fuck on some. We just need to let them just tell it off. And you know, because you're saying some real good shit,
Starting point is 01:21:42 because they didn't used to touch. talk back then, but now they didn't like, they didn't like, they didn't really have a platform and talk freely like this. You had to get on somebody radio station or TV show. Now you can pick your motherfucker phone up and slip. But see, do the thing with Unsong. They always look at the problem
Starting point is 01:21:56 and then act like, oh, this was the reason why they shut down, like they don't never do shows, like toward the end of the land 30 seconds. Well, sometimes they get together and do shows. No, look at they tour, bitch. Just say that. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, these niggas still on the road and they'd be fun at here that Cisco, they don't want
Starting point is 01:22:12 nobody else to take their shirt off yeah oh that was this man don't take your shirt off I'm normally uh-huh that's crazy you got their shirt off bro was not playing what if we had a guy's going crazy again we I saw the guys from Sip last night at uh at trap cafe oh shoot performed last night no they was they was with Usher okay got you mm-hmm I should had that concert going crazy we had the city on firehouse I like He wasn't trapped shit after that. Uh-uh, Silt did. I wouldn't be surprised.
Starting point is 01:22:49 That's what I went home. The Silt never came. I don't know what other did. I don't know what other did. But Silt them came. Legitial. They were dead. Those niggins still be sang, boy.
Starting point is 01:23:07 They introduced themselves like how they do back in the day. What's up, fool? It's sick. I'm like, the boy's over there. There's a me deep in my boot. Hey, they won forever with that one. No cap, bro. Just off that song along, they got other hits,
Starting point is 01:23:28 but you know when you got you won. I think some of their earlier hits are better than now. But it's crazy, though. You always meet the one that was never lead singers. You're like, it's me. I'm like, me. Oh, you didn't see little G? Uh-uh.
Starting point is 01:23:42 It was the other one. It was the other one who was the other one. But I know him, so I knew he was the other one. Oh, you, you buddy. Oh, you're budded. You're the nigga. I'm caught with you. You're the nigga that's it.
Starting point is 01:23:56 Step into me. Now, now, now. That's you. Me, I'm on the third verse. Yeah, I know who you are. Why groups don't work no more these days, though, I think they do, I think the Migo's shoulders that they do. They're not from the R&B groups.
Starting point is 01:24:16 You heard what they did. I really think they could. They just don't want to sign together. No, you heard what, you heard what, you heard what buddy say. What? Domaine DePriere and they don't say it because there ain't nobody in church no more. And they ain't learning their church singing. They ain't really getting no sang it.
Starting point is 01:24:28 Yo. You know, when you look at all those unsongued episode, all them boys started out in truth. All on this. I just went and listened to, boy, I didn't go like every group is different. All right, all right. All right, all right. Come on, come on now. Yeah, you know, you know what I'm gonna go.
Starting point is 01:24:43 I know what you're about to do. Okay. Life and round. You got boys and men. Okay. Drew Hill. Okay. Jagged Edge.
Starting point is 01:24:51 You got, uh, Jodity. Every last one of them are great in different lanes. Yeah. To me, I think jagged edge was more new and they had more sauce. Yeah. More street, and I'm like, oh, all the nigger's street. You feel what I'm saying? Okay.
Starting point is 01:25:14 Okay. Okay. Had more sports, showmanship. Showmanship like a month. They know how to do this shit. Yeah. They know how to do this shit. And they had a nigga that represented every type of nigga.
Starting point is 01:25:24 They know how to do this shit. Yeah. Uh, Jodessie, they sang. They sang. The mudge is going to be singing. They sang. And they came out with the fashion, too. They had a fashion.
Starting point is 01:25:37 They had, they had, they're the reason why jacket their head got sauce. That's right. That's right. There's only three of them. But. They weren't no big group. No. But they had like four niggas in them.
Starting point is 01:25:48 Jonas. Yeah. Oh. When he had that hack back. Yeah, because two over brothers, one. That who DC met the nigga who we forgot about. Yeah. We don't know.
Starting point is 01:26:00 That who he met, he met. But who sang better than all? Boys and men say better than all of them. They fuck them up. They fuck them up. They're doing. They sang that goddamn water run dry. Water run dry.
Starting point is 01:26:10 Bushin. Where are you to the knick with the cane in there? I made, look, the dark-skinned Nick, Michael, he was sick. Oh, um. But he, he finished joining back, though. Some have had true. You know who else good, too?
Starting point is 01:26:19 One-12, he's good, too. One-12, four lead singles. I'm definitely saying, you can't lead cute and slim out, because they got a, they, first of all, everybody got a falsetto nigga. Yeah. They had a, they still had a, yeah, a falsetto, yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:33 They had a car from temptation. Yeah, um, um, um, um, Eddie Kendries. The one who was in the movie was the group with, eh. Paul, to my phone. Paul Williams. Yeah, he was in the group of Paul.
Starting point is 01:26:47 Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Salon was the false sister. Everybody can't hit that false hit up. Hell now. No. Yeah, yeah. All of the niggas is dope.
Starting point is 01:26:54 He got in the group Jeff Cousin'et. What? Can't nobody say soft a me? That's the one got him to deal. Can't nobody say softier than me? I'm the softest, I'm the softest, can't nobody say, I bet you're playing.
Starting point is 01:27:05 You know, you know, niggas me sleeping on ID. Remember, I think I better leave You alone That shit was hard That shit was hard He was too young That was them
Starting point is 01:27:15 Yeah I don't think nobody Can sing better than fat people I did That was a hot with no Because you a liar Like cheetah I remember that song
Starting point is 01:27:25 Oh wow Yeah that one they obviously I did that was an older group Wasn't it? Yeah no they all came out the same year You know who's good too H-time were good too Yep 100%
Starting point is 01:27:34 Yeah Dio Dio So what y'all say, that R&B group, okay, can they, can they get back to how they used to be? Yeah. Or can it be singers? Or can it take a singer to lead the way? The last group who had it with B2K? True.
Starting point is 01:27:51 They fucked it up for a long time. They ain't fucked up. You know, you know what I was saying? We grew up off. Oh, hold on. Girls used to have their pictures in the notebook. I get it. I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:27:59 What's the, what's the thing? I ain't discovered them until they got away. I mean, you see the ones you couldn't escape. No. I caught them. I caught them early with the, uh, with the bump, pump, bump, because, you know, I knew. Oh, I thought that was their later shit.
Starting point is 01:28:11 No. Okay, that shit was big. I remember that shit, okay. But I feel like that's when they split. That's what, because then I feel like it started being on Mario. They said, but they were like, but for real, though, no, they had beef on that song because I saw like the documentary. It was some, that was toward the end, though, for real. That's why the niggas dance is.
Starting point is 01:28:31 That song. Oh, wow. Hell no, nigger, trash me. Why didn't beef in? Them nigg was, it just. song bump bump bump was the first hit yeah it wasn't nothing before that gang whatever he had whatever video was nothing nothing nothing whatever video they had with the red that pump was in huh is that the video no is that pump was in with the
Starting point is 01:28:52 red pump that's it oh I don't know don't bring up the shit out today hey they don't want you bring it up none of that shit they did what did it hey razz we've been trying to get on the show what show oh me 85 South Real? Yeah. He ain't reached that hard enough. You want to put him through? What is wrong?
Starting point is 01:29:13 What job? Well, never mind. Hey, we all remember that group the head of for... What, never mind? They got shit, fuck this on and be shit. Trick or trick. We got eyes. Who was that group that had that song Aisha?
Starting point is 01:29:32 Aisha. Yeah, boys the men, A, B, C, B, D, D.D. I would definitely say it, but, uh, East Coast fans. You don't know how long. What's my, what's called it the best group of all time, black group of all time, uh, new edition? 100%. Best, best black group.
Starting point is 01:29:49 Then boys and men found him, just find them. Not best black group. You can't say best black group. You gotta say that is the best boy band, best group. I'm doing that. I'll go with you there.
Starting point is 01:30:03 Because it wasn't no roots like that on the pop side the way they were in OR&D. Then boys and men find them or some shit. No, no. They know the home. Oh, some shit like they all. You knew that. Don't say that alone.
Starting point is 01:30:16 You had. Boys. I never had some type of guy. That's crazy if a little nigger discover you. Hey, man. I said y'all was good. And you own, sir. That's the good.
Starting point is 01:30:27 Listen, I got to go take it back. But when I don't know what. You're saying like that shit. Y'all still here. That's something that's going on the song. Yeah, I knew it was something like that. Shit, I don't know, hell. Contemptation definitely did they thing.
Starting point is 01:30:40 But it was a lot during their every day. Everybody was singing with that. Everybody was singing with the O.J. He had to come in a conk singing. You got the OJ. He said my Gerald Berth day. Yeah, I often to say OJ had a goddamn. That nigga grew up right on shit.
Starting point is 01:30:54 Yeah, they ended upvert. The Aisler brother still got down. Oh, the Isler brothers started everybody. They started everybody. everybody, bro. They're 60 years in the game, 65 years in the games. You know, right? I was like 83 years old.
Starting point is 01:31:08 Yeah. Now that you say that. I like that one that they did with two chains. Make me want to shout? They went crazy. Mm-hmm. You're looking at the plug. You ain't never heard this.
Starting point is 01:31:17 That shit. Oh, that's smooth. You know I got it. Yeah. That fit hard. No, I got listening to that shit. They're smooth. I got to hear that.
Starting point is 01:31:28 That happened when they all had on the crop tops. What? Yeah. Yeah. You don't remember that vinyl? Bro, you can't. Hey. You got to listen to the album, though.
Starting point is 01:31:40 Man, they've got some shit on that album. Hey. These are gonna cut like this. Hey. We let this shit right. We let this shit. Voyance to Atlanta's my favorite. Hey, those are the only things that can do that shit.
Starting point is 01:31:52 There's a lot of me is doing that type of shit. By eyes, brothers gang. Ain't nothing new. This one all gonna have a pro-off. They got me eating all this. They got me eating all this candy. See them? You can't leave it.
Starting point is 01:32:03 Don't we have, do we have any libations? Is it? Is it? Do we have any beverages? I had known some weed. Jack eyes. Are there beverages to be had? Jack eyesless.
Starting point is 01:32:17 Of the liquor, variety. This is my liquor? Liquor? This thing got a girl, we got a name. What? What's the name? Jack Isles. Eyesless.
Starting point is 01:32:30 Eyesless. Well, you're contagious. Jack Isaac. You're outrageous. You're gonna sing or what? That's shit. That's fine. Jack Isaac.
Starting point is 01:32:40 You've been looking for an angle for a little minute, too. What the hell is going on? I can't see in my hood. Maybe. Let me explain. Girl, I'm about to have a fit. Jack, you know you can see that shit. Why are you in here moving shit?
Starting point is 01:32:59 Hot-eyed bumping this shit Should have never bought this shit in here I'm gonna bump me big toe in this motherfucker. Hey, this shit, not the way it comes from. But way he moved you? Boy, I'm gonna bump me big toe in this motherfucker. Hey, this shit really be happy.
Starting point is 01:33:27 That's fire. This shit, that's my life, right? Bits, stop moving my shit. Bist don't switch the whole front's right. I thought you liked it, Jack. The house be unlocked all the time. Can't find my keys nowhere. Bitch, please, shit.
Starting point is 01:33:40 I'll live it. 100%. And you knew. Leaving the toilet seat up. All kind of do dumb shit. That's dirty. Right in the toilet. Right in the toilet.
Starting point is 01:33:48 That's dirty as hell. Damn, Jack. You probably liked it. Sofa been now 30 years, and this bitch are coming there and turn it all the way. He's been turned my sofa towards the wall. You're like, what the fuck is this hill? Mitch, you been switching shit around now. Jack, I got tired of the way it looked.
Starting point is 01:34:07 Good. Get the fuck up. And put my uncle back out for him. You're going to go and sell the damn. I'm trying. It's about that time. Hey, dude, it's already hard to find a good woman. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:34:18 You got to be blind. That's crazy. You probably go fucking around and fire one. You heard what I just said. I heard what I said. That was good. Come on. It's hard.
Starting point is 01:34:24 Jack, I had a wife for a little minute. Well, how. Listen, man, hey, hey, hey, why y'all do this, boy? He's trying to make a beat up on a man who's been beat up on my life. Bruh. He didn't go keep taking butt, no. Oh, my goodness. You ain't got to address none of this shit.
Starting point is 01:34:51 I'm sorry, I ain't me to tell me, my best. You don't have to address none of this shit. I feel like goof. Can I get to the paper tower please? Damn, Jay, that photo, I ain't know you married a game. You went down on island said I do. We went to the courthouse. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:35:07 Yeah, it was a hot six months. Ain't nothing wrong with it. Oh, damn. That was what Noah, man. Man, she just had too many bodies. You didn't know that in Lafo? She started coming out. Don't know anybody.
Starting point is 01:35:18 Man, nigga was in music videos and all kinds of dumb shit. That shit was like a picture. What? What? So you were trying to hide your wife from the worst wife from the world, but once you got married, the world is trying to move the fuck she was.
Starting point is 01:35:33 And she was trying to beat them to the punch. Clay. She was trying to tell you. What is this? Before they're like, a nigga that's your girl? Ooh, this is just that punch. Y'all's a freaking motherfuckers. Y'all ain't learned a lesson.
Starting point is 01:35:46 You don't make no goddamn punch. This is the shit that got motherfuckers' cases. I mixed it already. What the fuck is wrong with you? Y'all, you know what I don't know. Drink the drink boy Who fucking brought me the ice? He freaking on.
Starting point is 01:36:04 He puts drugs in the ice. He might not drink a lot of liquor, but he's going to want that ice. Nick, chew in the ice. They made it in there. He's going to drink it. Mm-mm. They made it in there.
Starting point is 01:36:17 It's 1800, right? Is it 1800? Right. He don't even mouth. Nick Jake Gage, you see somebody else handed him. Jack. Jack already has on.
Starting point is 01:36:27 No, yeah, I need something straight, man. Can I get something straight? There ain't nothing straight, bro. Oh, you want me to pull that, boy? He's not. I got you. I got you. I got you.
Starting point is 01:36:38 I got you. I got you. You're going to pull that shit. That's really considered. I know. Yeah, I want to pull it. You want to act normal? Be normal.
Starting point is 01:36:46 Let's look. Nick won't equal rights. Do you want some of this with the ice? He's going to be treated normal, but still act like he. You want the ice. You don't give him nice. Well, let me drive. You want the ice?
Starting point is 01:36:59 You want the ice? Okay, go ahead and drink. Yeah, I want, yeah, I'll take to my eyes. I ain't know you was offering me now. I'm going to do a show. I'm going to have Jack drive a bus. Come do like, like Stone's door. That's too much.
Starting point is 01:37:10 Don't drink all this. All right. He ain't driving. Get to him. He ain't driving. Just get to him. What fuck is wrong with you? Jack is a fucking happy.
Starting point is 01:37:19 Don't put that in him a drink now. You don't need to drink all of it. Who? You. I'm sleeping here. Good at Halloween. We all woke up with the skillers. We're in your shit.
Starting point is 01:37:32 What's your going to do? What is this called? Can you tell me? What you want? Oh. What? Segram's jeans. You're my fucking just saying shit.
Starting point is 01:37:42 Do y'all not, man? Let me see that burger, bro. You can't be freaky as a man. Stop. Let me say it. We want ingredients right now. Oh. This young lady's here.
Starting point is 01:37:51 No, hold up, bro. I got it. Okay. Somebody else got it right now. I don't want you just reaching for me. I got you. I appreciate you. That's why I let you know.
Starting point is 01:38:03 Yeah, that's why I let you know, bro. You can't even do the gentleman's shit no more. Like, you remember the nigga used to pull drinks for ladies? You can't pull no fucking. No, you better now. If she isn't there drinking, she got to make sure she pulled her own shit. That's right. You need to be recorded.
Starting point is 01:38:17 Right. And then I'm like, hey, I don't know. You want to be independent. Now you got to be independent. I can tell a bit, hey, stop by the little store and get your body. I'll pay you when you bill. Pay your bill, go out there and pay your bill, bitch. I cash out a bit for her barter.
Starting point is 01:38:29 50-50 when you were paying a hundred by yourself. Pay that tab. No, they weren't paying a hundred about. You're trying to go 50-50 with. They're getting that money. You will? You will. 50-50 is got to be that way.
Starting point is 01:38:40 You can't go 50-50 with a ho. She got to help you. She got to be your CNN, bitch. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't go. If you be with a girl, could you kind of like get on the plane, like as a ESA?
Starting point is 01:38:54 Yeah, all the time. Yeah, we go first. Oh, okay. Yeah, we go first, 100%. I get the wheelchair service. They take us right up to the front, all that shit. Oh, cool. Yeah, he'd be talking shit the whole way.
Starting point is 01:39:05 Right this way, baby. Come on, man. It's advantages now. Nah, he gets it. It's a privilege. Yeah. I do pretty well, man, with the latest man for a blind guy. For real?
Starting point is 01:39:18 100%. He's about 100%. Yeah. I can't even use that shit for pussy. Here you go, baby. Thank you. What you say you at? What are you saying?
Starting point is 01:39:31 Hell that ass, that hell. That nigga see, man. See what he wants, see? See what he wants? I'm sorry. I go around people that use their disability for winning the right time. Yeah, right, right.
Starting point is 01:39:48 Yeah, because there's some women that used to tell their children, look, when we go up, of this office, you better act like this. Mm-hmm. You'd have heard that shit before. Not from my mom. I read one time my sister told me she was up at 8.30. She was like, hey, you got to go back,
Starting point is 01:40:03 you got to walk over at the mama house right quick. I said, why? She was like, the landlord coming. I said, all right, what the fuck they got to do with me? She said, I can't handle a nigga over here. I said, bitch, I'm your brother. He said, they don't want nobody. I said, God, damn.
Starting point is 01:40:17 You can't handle man. Why had to walk home, gang? That shit triggered a flashback. You can't handle a man. In the house. If you want to be on public, yeah. That shit is, that shit. And there's different laws
Starting point is 01:40:28 of how they act over there, everything. You're like, nigga, you're not even on the paperwork that I told them how many of the nigg was in here. That's funny. I'm like, nigga, even if your brother needed someone to stay. They don't give a shit.
Starting point is 01:40:38 That's funny. You got 14 days. They give you 14 days. If you got sex, that little nix stay down 14 days, then you got to go. All your days is gone. You got two weeks to find you somebody to stay.
Starting point is 01:40:51 We're paying this rent, nigger. That's a good amount of days. 14 days to find a fucking resident? No, well, that's if you're talking about to stay, Nicker. Oh, that's if you get kicked out. No, you don't get to stay for 14. Oh, you don't?
Starting point is 01:41:05 Mm-mm. How long you get this? None. You get kicked out of 14 days. That's what they say. That's what they're saying. You got to find someone else to go. That's why she said, I got to get out of here
Starting point is 01:41:16 because the landlord on the way. Oh, got you. So I can't be accounted for as just another nigger Got you. I'm a nigger body. But I was saying, well, like, if you on Section 8. You can't have no niggas in here, no nigger. No, yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:30 You can't have nobody. Right. Right. Why can't get us outside? Why she can't come to your house? No, nigger at that time, I ain't have no way to go. Oh, got you, yeah. But now, like, what I was saying, well, if you're on Section 8, you can't have nobody staying in your house over 14 days.
Starting point is 01:41:45 Now, if they kick your, yeah. But if they kick you out, I think it's according to whatever state law, how long you got. She wouldn't even trying to get something. They'll give you like 60 days if they evict you. But 14 days if you're visiting somebody or some shit like that. That shit, Christ. I was like 18 years old.
Starting point is 01:42:02 Damn. Have y'all ever talked to a disabled girl before? Yeah, yeah. I have not. What was her disability? I would not speak on this. I would like to be... I don't know, something happened too.
Starting point is 01:42:12 I think she had like a hip replacement or something. That's not a... That's not a yet. She got hurt. No, yes it is. I mean, she's disabled because she don't walk like normal people. If Gillesby says, sex, If you got a limp, that means you disabled.
Starting point is 01:42:25 Not the teddy club, a limp. It's like a limp. Walk down and walk up with, that shit comes with a procedure. Like, that's a lot of thinking. The way she had, she had a cane cane. It was like one of the cane that leaned on the phone on. And you fuck them? If she don't have that cane, that bitch.
Starting point is 01:42:43 And you fuckler? This is a girl. Yeah, this is a girl. She'll hit that flow. And you fuckler? What? What's been hitting. What is the person?
Starting point is 01:42:50 What is wrong with you? She was cute. Hold on, Colo, I just heard what you just said. She was cute, like, she were cute. She were cute. Like, fine. She just had to walk. Colors, you couldn't let a disability disorder?
Starting point is 01:43:02 I'm not doing that. I ain't never ran into one that liked me. I didn't say nothing was wrong with. I just, I wasn't chosen. Hold on. You gotta keep in mind. The girl with the teeth. The tall girl with the teeth.
Starting point is 01:43:15 That was a disability. That was a disability. What you be talking about? That what you be talking about in that commercial with the teeth, they pulled the teeth out. That's she got. I don't fuck her. That's a disability though.
Starting point is 01:43:25 Oh, that's a disability. She liked you. Yeah, yeah. That's a disability. When your whole front row comes out, you are disabled. But you gotta keep in mind, for the longest time. You can't eat a lot of food. As a grown man, I didn't even know it was okay to fuck them people.
Starting point is 01:43:40 Oh, you thought it was against the law? Yeah. I thought, I still think it is. Against the law to fucking people. I'm telling you. I didn't know that. It used to be back in the day. I don't know about now.
Starting point is 01:43:49 But you used to be a charge fucking with. special people. Yeah. But they're not that. They're disabled. Disabled. No offense. No fan.
Starting point is 01:43:58 Disabled and them people are two different people. Yes. It is right. But I'm disabled. I can't hold my finger up. If you, if you fucking somebody and you don't know better, then that's what it's mad. What the fuck is wrong with that thing? What do you got?
Starting point is 01:44:12 Stay out or what? I'm almost six. I'm like, put one finger up. Put one finger up on their hand. What happened to your hand? You can put it up. That one. It's up.
Starting point is 01:44:23 It's up. This one is too. Well, lay it down and let it fall and then it'll be up. No, it could go up with all on. But not by they said. None of your fingers go up by this, sir? Not these two. It's terrible.
Starting point is 01:44:35 Put your middle finger up. No, they're great doctors. They attack all my tendons back. This shit was fucked up. Oh. You can't even tell, you know. Oh, that's why. But when I punt, you can tell.
Starting point is 01:44:46 You can tell. See how that shit goes. How y'all go sit out. So you were close to just having that's not your hand. That's not your hand. That's not your hand. All these motherfuckers. They grew that hand on a rat back.
Starting point is 01:45:00 They cut my chin in half. So they attached them. The movement that makes your hand go up like this. You lost it. Yeah, I ain't got that. Yeah. Boy, you got a story. I can do it without.
Starting point is 01:45:15 I wouldn't want a ghost hand. Chuck and doze. And I'm going to jerk off with it. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. Oh, shit. I don't need nothing or nobody.
Starting point is 01:45:29 Speaking of Jack and off, No, no, no, no, no we're not getting on it. This shit doesn't work. No, it's not what you think. It's got no control. Listen, I used to be a lefty. That shit don't work. He used to me.
Starting point is 01:45:43 This is like a brand new bitch. She's on my verse. I don't know who this. You win here. You get this soft on the wrong. Who is this? I don't know you. Hey, man.
Starting point is 01:45:52 That's not how I used to do this. It's a new, new. It's not how I used to do things. You turn yourself off. Man, I can't do it. And put that little switch on your elbow. You had to click that bitch off. That's all right.
Starting point is 01:46:02 That's it. Damn. Won't go up? That's fucked up. Mm-mm. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness,
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Starting point is 01:48:23 there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines, like the visionary behind a movie pass, black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of movie pass, the company that he founded. His story is wild,
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Starting point is 01:50:43 Tim McGraw. Tickets are on sale now at AXS.com. Get your tickets to J-A-A-X-S.com. We're not laughing at your disability, but we're laughing at your disability. Yeah. We're going to treat you like everybody else. We're living at life. Can you get a check for that? Man, the credit part about it, I went to the disability phone
Starting point is 01:51:04 and went through the whole procedure. You know what that lady looked at me and said? You can work. Fuck you mean. But my shit was like ditch. And cast. That lady looked at me in life. Yeah, you'll be able to work.
Starting point is 01:51:17 I was like, bitch, I'm gonna be able to work. But I was glad that she denied me, though, gang. Because it made me, I swore in everything, I would have accepted that letter 2-81 for the rest of my life. Damn, no you put. You think that would have took you off your pad? Don't disrespect Jack Jack. No, he's smart enough to know that that ain't going to survive
Starting point is 01:51:37 as all the disability. He knew this. I was one of the niggas. His disability didn't want to tell him. Yeah. about money. I don't know who this fucking. Nothing.
Starting point is 01:51:46 Fuck y'all. Now, 281. Bitch, I'm bawling. 2.81, no. No. You've been doing that shit on the internet. Oh, that's getting money. You did Jack getting paid off this shit.
Starting point is 01:51:57 They just gave you a bullshit. We had to have an intervention to keep him from trick. I'll pay for this whole assid off this again. It might be too at real. I'm like me for real. I said, dope like that. You don't work. I said, you're like,
Starting point is 01:52:11 you're like, He's supplementing it with freaky shit. Jack, don't act like you studied now. You... You weren't impressed when I walked in. Hell no. I hate this outfit. All you walk in the club, like, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Starting point is 01:52:26 Even on Halloween, that's some bullshit. And you tried to wear the jade to make it. And then you peed on one part of the outfit. Hold on, there's some pee on my shirt? Yes. I forgot you don't know. That's fucked up. You never saw that!
Starting point is 01:52:41 I thought it was part of the suit. God damn, fly, you don't fucking it up. I thought it kind of blend with the gold. I didn't know what it was. It's a one of it. He got to pee. He got a peed. Somebody peed on me.
Starting point is 01:52:57 You need to buy another one that burn both of them. Oh. Shit that peed in the suit. I thought it were part of the vizier. Look at that. Somebody peed on me, bro. No. I got a onesie on me.
Starting point is 01:53:10 That's the one. on that peepie. Fly, you ain't out to point that shit out, bro. I thought it was part of the soup. Hold on, so this is a big stain. It's a big stain. It's a big stand. It's a big stand.
Starting point is 01:53:20 It'll take a hand for the coat. It's on my coat. You know what it said. You know that that's it. Come on your soap. Yeah. Mother. Mother, my God.
Starting point is 01:53:35 V. V. V. We rode all the way here. We rode all the way here. You didn't tell me y'all hair pee on me. I thought it was a part of the time. Yeah, I thought it looked like it's a part of the shit.
Starting point is 01:53:48 It looked like a part of the shit. It's made like that. Cause it is, it's felt perfectly. So you should jeal. I thought they made it like that. That man said, I thought it was part of the gods. I thought it was part of the shit. That niggins are doing shit now, dude.
Starting point is 01:54:06 The niggins are peed on me. Take your hands to bad for me. No. Oh. That's new. Fly had to point the shit out, though. I thought the whole time, I was like, that side like that too then. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:54:19 I ain't nobody saying shit. Well, I do. And I thought nobody we thought it was going to college school. You know what I'm trying to tell you, but I'll never let you walk around him look crazy, man. But why are you to take it off? I just saw it. What would you have on? Oh, please don't.
Starting point is 01:54:34 Just take it off and you naked. I don't know. You know what? It looks like I'm naked. It looks like I'm naked. under this? I don't know. We don't want to see what's under it.
Starting point is 01:54:44 I don't know that, man. I don't even fuck. I don't give a fuck if you have a long drive. Let's stop coming me. All right. Enough guys. Y'all lowering my self-esteem now. This dick and his guy got super power.
Starting point is 01:54:55 Locious, I gave up. So you telling me, I ain't got nothing under this soup. Boom. Got the feel. Jeff Field. Just feel and see. Don't do it. Stop, bro.
Starting point is 01:55:14 Oh, my God. Not, man. He'll give me the ass and pump into Aaron Love. Oh, man, walk back to the 85 South Show. Oh, shit. Stop, bro. Special commemorative Halloween episode for all the parents that had to stay up tonight going through their candy,
Starting point is 01:55:33 make sure nobody put no drugs in it. This is the 85 South Show. And don't eat up. all the good candy from the kids. No, keep the tradition alive. Eat as much as that shit as you can stand. They don't need all that damn candy. Get you some good shit out of there.
Starting point is 01:55:48 All the parents, you've been riding around them little neighborhood as all week. I mean, tonight, you had to find out where y'all was going this week. Get you some good shit, too. Get you some of them Reese's cup. The big one, yeah. All that. That was smoked up.
Starting point is 01:56:05 You must love to everybody that got their Dollar Tree candy. Dollar Tree said, Same brand came. Pizza is here. Hey. That's a personal pan. Yeah. That's how I used to be.
Starting point is 01:56:15 Yeah. That's I used to be here. Hey, that's a personal piece. It's all for you. It's my personal piece. Oh, is there um, shout out the Domino's chances. They did not pay me for this endorsement,
Starting point is 01:56:29 but I did used to be the pizza man. You definitely did. We got a good product, and I stay behind Dominole. Oh, yeah. Well, how did that is? 100%. You put in a two weeks notice, you quit, you got fired, mm-mm. I'm actually, I'm still the pizza now.
Starting point is 01:56:48 You just ain't never went back. I can go back this weekend and be at work tomorrow. I probably could close if they wanted to. That's five. I was the best man, everybody loved me when I was a pizza man, bro. I used to work for the break. You weren't a fish man. How many pieces you gave away?
Starting point is 01:57:04 A hundred and fifty-two. You was always 31 minutes late. They stopped doing that. They lost a whole bunch of money when they started doing the 30 minutes or less. Oh, that 30 minute less shit? Mm-hmm. So is it 30 minutes from the time they placed the order or 30 minutes from the time you're supposed to be leaving and giving it to them? That's a good question.
Starting point is 01:57:23 If you think about at the time when they were saying this shit, that was really some gangster shit to say, these motherfuckered that you could call a number, place an order, and they'll find your house in 30 minutes. Wait, no GPS. That don't sound like some government shit. Yeah. No GPS. No GPS, bro. A map.
Starting point is 01:57:41 Yeah. As long as you close it up. They were the first Uber E. I used to knell up shit on the map. We had a map on the wall. But they wore the first Uber E. Mm-hmm. They'll pull up with your goddamn food.
Starting point is 01:57:53 You ain't had to go no one. But we know it's a pizza. Pieces in real. Then Chinese people start doing that shit. Yep. Yeah. That pizza, you get that pizza come through, man. A nigga didn't pee it on my jacket.
Starting point is 01:58:06 So did. It blend in. I'm sorry. Let's spill liquor, baby. And the crazy part of you was waiting the wetter shit. I was. I thought I was gonna kill y'all. Somebody wore it before you.
Starting point is 01:58:16 You peed in it. And then you wore it. Don't do that. This is in hand pee, bro. Don't do that. It's dried off. So now it's really part of the council. Yep.
Starting point is 01:58:27 You know what? Everybody's slept in some bed sheets that's peed in before. Not as grown folks. Especially you got baby. Yeah. I have, as a grown man. You don't definitely let that pee dry up. I know a girl.
Starting point is 01:58:38 You got a girl peed on you? You're all in the bed. I wasn't mad. You said she was squirred, we know what. You slept in the squirt? Yeah. With the fan on. It smelled like the ballroom.
Starting point is 01:58:50 Y'all, I'm gonna cop them on you. What? You don't know my life? Mm-hmm. Slept with the fan on? In the piss? In the-the-skirt. Smell like more peanuts in that motherfuck.
Starting point is 01:59:01 That's it's stank. Man. The pee got a smell to it. I'm what you're talking about. She squirted all in my bed. It's a turn off until, you know, somebody you got to clean that shit up. Mm-hmm, and you cut the lights on
Starting point is 01:59:11 and that shit yellow. You're like, hey, ah. Not on my suit. It's just. Hey. Hey. What you're going to do with? You're going to put it in the cleaners,
Starting point is 01:59:27 or you're going to throw it away? I've been thinking about that. It's crazy. You just took that out my head. I'm not going to go with this. Yeah. I was thinking about this shit. What did you like?
Starting point is 01:59:35 Throw it away. I paid $1,500 for this suit. You are $1,500. Yeah, I did. You don't see the 1500. No, well, you don't. Well, no, I'll take that bad down there, but... Hey, man, he's someone, not on my suit. That's it. That's the one you want, you wore it, too. I'm embarrassed, man. I ain't on any further. I'm embarrassed. You commit it. You commit it. Damn, see something, say something.
Starting point is 02:00:04 God damn. You stupid, man. You stupid, I can tell you at this dry cleaner and his custom. Like, what is it? That's what I'm trying to tell you. He don't believe in $1,500. What is it? His custom, but he's, you're a customer.
Starting point is 02:00:21 But who are you? Who am I supposed to be? Yes. I'm Captain Neo. You know what? Man, I see that. I'm Michael Jackson from the Disney ride. The Disney movie.
Starting point is 02:00:35 Yeah. It was a ride. The Disney World. It was a ride at Disney. Yeah, what it called? Captain Eio, a kick. It was only in the movie. It was only in the movie, yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:45 They got a music video and everything. What movie? It was only at Disney, but. Captain, Captain E. Oh. Y'all, is it a commercial. Does anybody know what I'm talking about? Y'all the opposite ends of the spectrum.
Starting point is 02:00:55 You the most popular mic, we know. And this is the most obscure. Captain E.O. Oh, there goes. Oh, shit. Come on now. Come on. Let me see you.
Starting point is 02:01:08 Side by side. Side by side. You know your shit. Oh, can't get the EO. You can't see. You got some pee on him. See your pee on him? I think he got a little pee on it.
Starting point is 02:01:20 Okay. Damn. Really, let me see that shit. I swear everything. This the fucking suit, nigga. That's the goddamn suit, $1,500. You want $1,500?
Starting point is 02:01:33 Do it look like $1,500? Oh, I thought you I bit $1,500. I bet that. I should have. I should have. Yeah. One day Jack took me to the people that make a jack. No.
Starting point is 02:01:43 That nigger is in the fucking suit. I'm cappineo, bro. This is Capit Eo. Mike damn the dread like the white power range on this shit hill. This is the heavy size. This is the boo-and-ship, bro. This is, you just had to do this. Like, I got to.
Starting point is 02:01:58 Mike shit is bespoke. This hill came in a pant. He made this shit all that was gonna hell. That nigg's shoulder is supposed to be bigger. Wayfell sent him that shit. They gave you the room to puff them up. You're a bullion, Jack. My shit is great value?
Starting point is 02:02:13 We're not. Where your gloves at those? He ain't got a hell, that, man. Bro, he got badges. Might have rhinestone and shit. I would go for a different. Hey, the badges mean, see something, say something. This one's supposed to be y'all.
Starting point is 02:02:25 Make sure y'all put this up. Captain E.O. No, that's not right. I'm telling you, that's not it. I think that's the wrong picture. It's the same video. You zoom out. Zoom out.
Starting point is 02:02:36 He's a zoom house that looked like it. They'll go back to the thumbnail. That's hilarious, bro. You got a rainbow shirt on underneath, too? Stop, giving him a truth of question. I don't give him that one tricking question. He's a stripper. Anything that you see your way of saying,
Starting point is 02:02:53 what else do you want to see? He's going to turn up. He's going to turn up. You got a rainbow show on that? I thought you never ask. He's gonna turn up, bro. Every man is fantasizing about being a stripper, bro. And I actually got a chance to me.
Starting point is 02:03:13 Every man has done what? Fantasizing about being a stripper. Every man from where? You ain't never fantasized about being a stripper. No, nigga. I never saw myself like, ooh, I can't wait to go in here and just slaying this shit. From wall to wall on this pole in front of these bitches. Bunch of all bitches throwing money.
Starting point is 02:03:30 Hell no. Slamming my dick side to side. My head side, walking around. Oh, shit. No, that's never been the goal. Carlos, help me out. You ain't never thought about being a script of when you was... Absolutely not.
Starting point is 02:03:44 Never, never. Never, one time. You know, something that I want to do at you. Did you do splits on the playground? 100%. Definitely. One thing that I always wanted to do, going to a women's prison and dance for them.
Starting point is 02:03:59 And what... Going to a women's prison. You can do that. They got a job. They're going to smack you in a head. He got a job. I want to visit. It was a guard.
Starting point is 02:04:09 All over the country. She was like, I'm so sick of these suits. Those diets gonna fuck shit up. Lock down, bitch. It's going down. Honeybond and live in color. Why would you want to do something like that? I want to help the ladies, man.
Starting point is 02:04:27 Oh, shit. You should film it. Yeah, do it. A whole tour. Don't get you on no more ideas. A whole tour. That's funny. That's funny.
Starting point is 02:04:36 You know what I'm saying? That shit fun. Oh, bad at women's shelter. No. No, no, no, no. No. They've been through enough. They've been through enough, damn it.
Starting point is 02:04:45 I didn't even know his levels. It's a battered one? Yeah, it's, there's a lot of women out there need love, bro. Stop. He said he did. Because you start out slow and then you speedy off too fast. When I was 10 years old, I was 10 years old, I stayed there for like a year. In a battered women shelter.
Starting point is 02:05:02 And one of my, the finest points there, it was in Huntsville, Alabama, too, when I used to live in Huntsville. And at a time, Jackson Five American Dream came out. I got a chance to tell your dog Jason Weaver that said that same story, man. For real. Yeah, it really inspired me, man. How it ended?
Starting point is 02:05:21 The story. Your story. My mom got really sick that Christmas, and then we went to a foster home. But it was a good-ass foster home, too. Because they had all the game systems and everything. We went on field trips every day. It was real dope, but I don't think a lot of, like, at-risk kids get a chance to go to her for foster home like we went to, though. But then my mama got well, and then we had moved to the projects and, you know, the rest of it was history.
Starting point is 02:05:47 And here I am. My boy, Jack Thriller. Oh, Jack. Eyes-less. Eyes-less. Eyes-less. Yeah, eyesless. Jack Isles.
Starting point is 02:05:58 The eyesless brother. The eyesless brother. Going to get him and big on and put their ass on, too. That's fine. Two heads or better than one. Two eyes are better than one. Two eyes are better than one. That's fire.
Starting point is 02:06:12 That's the album. You should be in the movie, Jack. What's all? They're a detective. Who a plug me? Private eye. Come on now. I like it.
Starting point is 02:06:19 I like it. I like it. You have a eye. Y'all nigg get dumb, bro. Hey, man. We had to come in here and kick it for Halloween and eat some candy and shit, man. Jack I walker.
Starting point is 02:06:31 They said y'all were doing some shit. What? Apoxical. Somebody got no bad Halloween stores? Mm-mm. Not bad. Oh, y'all. I tell you guys some scary stories now.
Starting point is 02:06:43 No. Not about a camp fight. What happened? I tell ya. You got a shit. You got a shit. Remember that show? What you had seen?
Starting point is 02:06:51 You saw Sasquite? Are you afraid of the dark? Y'all remember that shit? Yeah, those were years ago. Yeah, that's no. No. That wasn't scary, goosebumps. The only thing that really scared me was shit like Tets and Chains and Chains
Starting point is 02:07:03 song last. And that was later on. I wasn't scared, but that shit made me like. That's all right. I'm gonna tell you the scariest shit from my whole childhood, that fucking nightmare on Elm Street and tells from the crib. Yeah, tell from the crick. The intro was scary at hell when that little bitch hop up about that casket. Yeah, I don't even look at the rest of it. I'm gone when that shit come on. That's some scary shit. Still, you look at that shit now. You like that shit. The far wrong you did. Yeah, it is. Man, you put some in my drink. What's going on in this?
Starting point is 02:07:37 You're a little four-wheel. They're digging down with a, bro. What's going on? What's happening right now? Did you say about the hood with the ass? She ran in the wood. The thing said, you saw sad squatch. I said, no, I saw ass squatch.
Starting point is 02:07:51 With a little big feet, bitch had the big ass. Hairy bitch with a fat ass. Did you follow her? I have a man. I want to do this in the wild. I mean. I'm not actually playing over in the area. This big foot sister.
Starting point is 02:08:08 Yeah, I'm going to throw it away. I'm going to throw it away. Hey, man, we were coming down that mountain, man, sir. It was three of the ass squatches that were sitting off there. Put that one in here. A dog at the barreness to walk in the tree. Chats the pretty far down the hill. Right over there by that creek, that's where it made the move, and I missed them.
Starting point is 02:08:29 I'm telling you, man, whole body of hair. That ass was smooth. I've never seen nothing. Smoothly. You're smooth. My brother saw them just a little week. I'm looking for my own flowed hair smoothed round ass. Big old fat asses being like Latinos.
Starting point is 02:08:50 Those asses are smooth like those Latin women. That's why we believe in from Mexico. You're stupid. What were they last spotted? I was sitting right by the ass and didn't even know it. My ass was right there. I looked at it. And then I just kept walking.
Starting point is 02:09:12 I would put my nose in it. I'm going. You're stupid. Asquatch, sorry. Any tips you should, any tips you would tell a person who's going to go ass squat sight? Hey man, you just got a look and let it happen. Don't rush out there. You're going to get out.
Starting point is 02:09:27 You can't see it, but you can hear it. It's like it's ass clap. It's like, what club she danced at? Next to the stage. Y'all got on the ass squat. It's not like Jason. They're like, money, money, money. Man, they're gonna rob us, man.
Starting point is 02:09:47 You still got your wallet, don't you? You're stupid. Asquatch pitched on my outfit. I believe. Yeah. They're squirted on you. I ain't even knew it. You ain't need nudge.
Starting point is 02:09:59 You all got a bit. Pissed on my outfit. You know that's what they said. They say they pee on you before they bite you. Oh, man. Mark, mark your tear, nigger. My, it's a hit up in him, bro. Yeah, I'm gonna throw the jacket away.
Starting point is 02:10:14 I'm gonna keep the pants, though. Yeah. Got to. The pants straight, right? Just burn it all. Just do yourself in favor and burn it off. Your shoes in the head. Take the eye, put that in that thing.
Starting point is 02:10:28 Act like you just. Like you just committed a crime. Get rid of all that shit. Where else you're gonna wear it? Where else you're gonna wear it? I see why Mike was talking the kind of shit. He'd be talking. You feel fresh in that bitch on.
Starting point is 02:10:43 You put this shit on you just want to talk that kind of shit. You don't think they were like that. She was more like a beauty queen on the movie scene. See what? You don't think he, what you got? Said, I am the one. When we dance on the floor. They were blaming Mike back then.
Starting point is 02:10:59 They didn't forgot down. Come on, bro. Come on. What you do? Trying to put a baby on mic. Oh, yeah. Come on, bro. Billy Jean and not my love.
Starting point is 02:11:08 He's just a girl. You can tell that and heard him. He said, Pete that I am the one. But the crazy part was... You know, Billy Jane. He, he, oh, oh. You knew Billy Jean. Billy Jean.
Starting point is 02:11:25 Who that was? Bill of Jane. Yeah. Yeah. You don't even know why he ain't fuck with Billy Gene. Why? Because he was already fucking with Dirty Diana. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 02:11:35 Mm-hmm. Dirty Diana will go put him hands on Billy Jim. Dirty Diana is the Michael Jackson version of Super Freak. Yeah. Wow. Wow. I see what you did. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:11:45 What Rick James said, why are you sleeping in a long? Why don't you come with me? Listen to Super Freak. What Rick James say. She likes the boys in the band. She said that I'm her all-time favorite. What Mike said. She likes the boys in the bed
Starting point is 02:12:02 She knows that they come to town Epin musicians fan Except the curtains go down You know it Back for back to this boy For those who have prestige They're looking fortune and fame Look like this show's care free
Starting point is 02:12:15 It's saying that's okay I am the thing that you want I am the thing that you need She look me deep in the eye Come on Come on What you see? Come on.
Starting point is 02:12:29 And he wanted to ask. Come on. Come on. What's a nothing, big ass. Come on. Hey, man, you get to know, done, and deck. And that's just, you love me, dick, and you love it. Hey, man, you're a terrible person.
Starting point is 02:12:50 I can't even take you nowhere, man. Every time you get around somebody, you show the fuck out. student, fuck, man. Y'all ever had some Billy James? Yeah. Some Billy James. You said, y'all was the one. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:13:06 And the middle of just like me, too. Real? Where? That's why I, I think a little advice, paternity test is mandatory. Mandatory? Mandatory. Do not go off looks.
Starting point is 02:13:21 Okay. Because that baby do look like you, but it's not yours. If you have to. For real? That baby looked like you. That baby does it. Don't say this shit.
Starting point is 02:13:29 Like, you were in there like, man, something wrong with the test. I know something wrong with the test. No, the test is telling you, hey, fool, get the fuck up out of that man. That motherfucker ain't yours. Shit like that. So the baby's not yours, huh? Man, the baby. That's your baby.
Starting point is 02:13:45 That only happened when you have a sex with pregnant girls. Uh-uh. Well, you may have sex with pregnant girls. That's crazy shit out of her. It's already pregnant. There's no way. There's no way. The baby's don't know like you.
Starting point is 02:13:59 The baby will not like your baby. She don't know that she's like two, three weeks all right. Oh, got you. Got you. I really believe that, though, if you're not a pregnant girl. The baby could look like you if you ain't your baby. They're damn terrible. All right.
Starting point is 02:14:14 Don't it make sense a little bit, though? No. You're probably jack off too much and get your hand pregnant. Deal with it. It can happen. It can happen. That's your son. But wait, there's more.
Starting point is 02:14:28 That's your son. He got some to say. It's not my dad. Me handy. Look at me. You have to act, man. It's stupid. What Fred of Cougar said to that girl?
Starting point is 02:14:39 You're going to be scared. Listen, bitch. Talking to my friend. That's crazy. That shit looked fucked up. But hold on. What are y'all afraid of, though? What are y'all afraid of?
Starting point is 02:14:55 What are you? It's a freaking shit. It's Halloween. What are y'all afraid of? for a shit. You come out and say, ah, I'm going to punch your assy this shit. Straight up. I am nervous, though. Don't scare me. Don't be like, ride, pun. You say you ain't afraid of nothing, but you're scared of everything. Talk your talk. I put it like that. You see what I did it?
Starting point is 02:15:14 I put it like that. Got four fingers? Yeah. You just pointed out all my imperfections. I didn't felt that. I was like, one, two, three, four. What the fuck? I can put a paw in my hand. Put a half-eye, nigga. Hey, so what are you afraid of, Carlos?
Starting point is 02:15:33 Let me tell you change the subject. I'm afraid of a lot of shit. A whole lot of shit. This is a safe space for black men. I'm scared. I'm terrified. Black table talk. I'm scared of every goddamn thing.
Starting point is 02:15:47 Yeah. I'm scared. I'm going to work my ass off one day and be hosting the Oscars and a nigga run up and slap the shit out of me. That would never happen, bro. A million years. That never happened.
Starting point is 02:16:02 I'm scared one day I'm going to wake up in the bank account and say negative. $180 million. I'm scared. I'm going to wake up and all this shit that they said was fake on the Internet. It's real. Like, we're going to wake up and then they're going to take over all the money. They bring slavery back. I'm scared of that.
Starting point is 02:16:19 Yes. What if it was white people? That's what it's going to be. Who the fuck else you think going to do some shit? You think I wouldn't manage a bunch of white people? That's gonna be hard. That's how they're gonna cover it up, though, because it's gonna be some white slaves.
Starting point is 02:16:33 Man, I lost half my crop. I ain't know they was allergic. I said, these niggins clooten. I lost half my goddamn staff in the first season. All your slaves got eleanor. Man, I didn't know. I said, you better eat them motherfucking tomatoes. And it's gonna be just like this man.
Starting point is 02:16:51 All the white people are gonna be straight, but they're gonna act like they're slaves too. Man, they got us too, man. It's hard out here for everything. Everybody. No. Hey. So who's going to be, would you take white folks to, what's it, what they call it, the Underground Railroad?
Starting point is 02:17:06 Would you take them to safety? What the fuck? What? Like a black, uh, a Harriet Tubman. They need their own. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would let you lead them. Ah.
Starting point is 02:17:15 In the fucking circle, and I have to watch it. Look at it, look at it, look at it. Look the fuck back in there. Thank you again, Jack. Get your stupid ass in there. You're doing up a group of the bump face. Look at him. He's going to get everybody.
Starting point is 02:17:33 Well, one eye, he knows. You know how to locate him. No. That's one. I'm going to crack a lover. Because white people ain't going to, they're going to try to run away, but they're just going to get high and feel bad and come back. Listen, bro, I'm sorry, I ran away, man.
Starting point is 02:17:48 My brother is on there, man. We're just going through it, man. Let's take you back home, man. He's doing like old time. You make it outpicky? Who's your, who's your... Look at me in my eyes, man. Who's your cracker?
Starting point is 02:18:05 Me, fuck. Me. You're in charge. You're in charge. Hey, did I steal from you though? Did I fucking steal? I don't fucking steal. I didn't want my freedom, bro.
Starting point is 02:18:18 I just like, man. I just like to fucking, you know, I mean, fucking ramble, man. That's that shit. Right that shit on the name. You think I'm stupid? You think I'm stupid? You think I'm stupid?
Starting point is 02:18:34 You think I'm a dumbass? You think I'm dumbness? Any time you want to get rid of it? Just do that. Don't know. You're going to go in the closet. They're going to claw in the closet to stick his hand out. I think you should leave.
Starting point is 02:18:46 Hey, it's enough of this shit. He's going to be in the closet, but there's going to be. But I don't want you here anymore. He asked me to give you a hand. He's going to come out of this. You're still gay. All right. Bitch ain't moving.
Starting point is 02:19:08 Do you need a hand? Oh, man. Let this up, guys. Living time is over. Who is like these things are to spend it out of our house? out of our house, why it ain't be it? Wow! I'm like, yeah, you want.
Starting point is 02:19:28 It's going to be even more awesome when you go home. Yeah, I'm ready for a little to eat, y'all. What if you have a girl over the house? Well, looks like somebody's going. Would you look at the time? What more do you want? Want, what, what? Well, that's about it.
Starting point is 02:19:51 What a bitch? You're leaving the motherfucking yard. I'm going to put up on the gentleman. What if you're a freak? No, he's trying to kiss him. You know the bitch tried to kiss him. Give me a kiss. Oh, man.
Starting point is 02:20:05 You know what I want you? It looks like time to go to bed. Not sleeping alone. What time do they go to bed and get out? I was sitting there. Oh, my God. Man, that's crazy. Don't you do that.
Starting point is 02:20:28 Don't you do that? Did you know who did that for real? Music told you. What? He did that for him. Then what? He just turned on the puppet love. Oh, man, he went crazy.
Starting point is 02:20:38 Oh. Oh. You got on the bumper love? You want to see the perfect wonder love? Oh. You know, personally. Let me hear you chatted. Oh.
Starting point is 02:20:48 Oh, man. Oh. Well, y'all dick is stupid, bro. Justin, what are you afraid of? Yeah, these motherfucking. I'm gonna make a whole little show about. Craig, can you shoot this? I need this.
Starting point is 02:20:58 I'm making this a character. My parents leave him before I could take care. Oh, my God! Looks like what time's going on. Oh, shit. That was DJ. No, you ain't knew what I'm scared of. For real.
Starting point is 02:21:11 That's what I'm scared of. Damn, that's a good. I got guard on my side, so I ain't scared of much, but I'm scared of that. You're gonna lose at my parents before I can. Take him. Shit, that's bad. Oh, that shit is stupid, man.
Starting point is 02:21:23 DC, what we got, man? We got more tour dates, man. More tour dates. We got some movies coming up, man. You know, we don't partner up with some people that believe in that, so. Oh, damn. We back there, you know.
Starting point is 02:21:35 Come on now. To do these movies, man. You know what I mean? TV shows and shit. Make sure China 85 keep elevating to the rate that it needs to, you know what I'm saying, go. Did you say, movie? Yes.
Starting point is 02:21:49 And there's a role for you, buddy. Wow! It's called, I'm coming up the mountain, timing up the mountain. You want you to do for me. Yeah, most definitely. Big movies coming real soon, man. All kind of shit going on out here.
Starting point is 02:22:09 Jack? Hey. You that nigga, man. I really appreciate that, bro. My nigga, Cuckab. Hold on. You can tell him Cucat? No, not you.
Starting point is 02:22:18 You? Me. Don't feel sorry, Jack. I'm with you. Well, we didn't come out with this shit like that, bro. Do a whole little cereal. We're just this. We're going on the guy out there on McDonald's.
Starting point is 02:22:39 I love McDonald's. G-O-N. Do you want something? I'll take you for lay a fish, please. Are you going to fish, please. Take a double big mac chicken sandwich. Just gonna die. Are you guys still serving breakfast? Oh, my guys.
Starting point is 02:22:58 Jack! Man, y'all nigga, stupid, boy. Let me tell you something. Let me show you something, guys. Boy, see me on a titty. See you on a titty. Hey, man, eight five, something. Sure, we're going crazy.
Starting point is 02:23:18 We'll have a Halloween. We'll see y'all. We'll see y'all. Move eyeballs at Jack. Throw my eyeballs at Jack. Oh, Nick, I was winning my mouth. I know it. What happened?
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