The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 85 South Live Variety Show @ Smith's Olde Bar | #001

Episode Date: March 24, 2017

In the name of In Living Color and Arsenio Hall - we tried to create something different with our first 85 South Live Variety Show. Let us know what you think. #ThisPodcastIsFor #85SouthShow Learn mo...re about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:40 is advised This context and language is not suitable for children Shit might be said They might hit you up under the skin And it might be a low blow But guess what? It's funny as fuck though We got Tivize in the building
Starting point is 00:01:55 Say what, say what, say what Say we got today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the build. With your stagging ass. You're going to be in New Year's in church. With your stagging ass. You're going to go straight back to work.
Starting point is 00:02:13 With your stagging ass. While your kids still playing up in dirt. With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work. With your stagging ass. Now you got to try to crank it first. With your stagging ass.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Oh, see, you're going to be. With your stanking ass You ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass You don't bend up and see with the shit Tell it too fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talking about Them niggins fun to hang with that shit
Starting point is 00:02:39 But tell what I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't no tellin where you might see me I'm posted in the aid But I might jump on the plane And Paule Vu or La Franté
Starting point is 00:02:53 Cause my girl's I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany And felt some different tits Hey
Starting point is 00:03:04 Nigger went to Germany And felt some different titty Hey hell Niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they smile And they round But felt some different titty
Starting point is 00:03:14 I like smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Hey See she's walking out Bitch is pulling up I apologize I say I don't give up for
Starting point is 00:03:28 I'm crazy man I don't give up for I'm crazy man Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl Quit being stingy now Give me some of that pussy You got enough to share I won't tell nobody
Starting point is 00:03:48 Because I know they do not care Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy baby Pussy girl Pussy got a smell but I want to fuck no Roll up a bag, that's good 85 Make a round of applause for yourself for coming out tonight, man.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Most importantly, make a round of applause for the 85 South Show, man. This podcast is for y'all. How y'all doing tonight? We got a lot of little couples in here. Who are you talking about? Y'all are lesbian couple? Who? I ain't know
Starting point is 00:04:57 I were asking shit y'all sit in front row I see two girls sitting together shit I ain't shit people be thinking I'm a dyke I ain't got no ill will toward nobody my baby mama
Starting point is 00:05:15 gonna go get a natural house style I said bitch don't do that we look like a rainbow couple walking around this motherfucker you know how bad it is to be built like your mama walking around that bit grown-eyed man with hips like and I try
Starting point is 00:05:36 I don't choose this body like girls be looking at me bitch I want to be fit I want to be right it's hard to go to the gym to tell the training what you're coming to work on you're like what you're trying to get in shape on my dog I'm like shit my hips he said what you say
Starting point is 00:05:53 I said my hoops Nick I'm on the machine Just twisting into That shit ain't that goddamn funny Yeah man Y'all keep coming in They got us in the goddamn slave room in this motherfucker don't
Starting point is 00:06:13 I had to come through the back Who saw I get out That's shit with don't, right? Don't talk about it, why? Oh, you ain't seen it yet? Why you don't want to talk about it? Yeah, she didn't see the real copy. Niggins are walking through on her copy.
Starting point is 00:06:38 I don't want to talk about it. I got to go see the real shit. I got to go see the real shit. Hey, that move. should win an Oscar. But you can't say that, because I don't see why Fences didn't win an Oscar.
Starting point is 00:06:56 They gave it to Moonlight. Who saw Moonlight? I ain't got no problem with Moonlight. But it tricked the fuck out of me, man. Like, come on. I'm watching two thug niggas.
Starting point is 00:07:10 They start all kissing. So I'm going to turn this shit off. But I'm like, let me get a chance. Then the niggas. start trapping. I said, okay, he got his life right. We almost lost one.
Starting point is 00:07:25 You know what I mean? He ain't fucking. He just kissed him, so shit, I can steal by weed from the nigger, you know what I mean? The nigger spent the whole movie trying to get back to the nigger he kissed. I said, why is this shit
Starting point is 00:07:41 called Moonlight? This ain't shit about the moon. And then they got hidden figures called Hidden Figures. They should swap the I think that movie should be hitting figures. And the movie where they go to space should be moonlight. That's just my suggestion. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:07:57 That makes sense, right? One person clap. Hey, man, I'm on some physiological... I'm on some deep thinking shit around this motherfucker. I ain't want to fuck it up, y'all, hey. A nigga ain't got all these SAT words of the week, but I got a few of. who came from out of town for this where you came from
Starting point is 00:08:22 man y'all clap it up for somebody coming from Jacksonville, Florida where you came from my dog did you come for this show or you just came from Michigan how long have you been down here oh well you came for the show
Starting point is 00:08:45 y'all clap it up for it and didn't come from Michigan, man. That nink got tired of drinking that dirty-assad water. He was like, I'm going that long. Go to 85 salshoot. Where you came from? You all clap it up for Memphis, Tennessee. Who else came from somewhere
Starting point is 00:09:06 far? Or anywhere. Where you came from, Big Man? North Carolina. That's what you suck. Y'all clap it up for that. Did you go to the show that in Charlotte? It was in Charlotte. I know you went here for this one. Huh? Oh, you was in, oh, big money-ass, nigga?
Starting point is 00:09:27 Talking about he was in Dubai. I hate girls who'd be putting up, take me back when they're going to win on a little vacation. Bitch, shut up. Bitch, you went to Miami, bitch. You don't get them Southwest flights and take your ass back then, bitch. That $60 trip, bitch, don't be got down.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Take me back. back, bitch, go. People start acting brand new when they get their in-contact check, don't they? My baby mama tried the fuck out of me. I text on, like, hey, why my little girl, how I ain't done? Nigger, don't text my phone, broke-ass, nigga, get you some money.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Bitch, them little $3,800 and all that got you turned up like that? God damn! Bitch, get your HUD caps on all your four-tides, man. Talk about that. Talk about what I need to do.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Who in here got their income tax? Where y'all went? Y'all went to H&R block shit like that? Where you went? Stop letting people do your goddamn tax. I'm here. I'm an advocate for this shit. Don't let nobody do your income tax.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Because my cousin almost got me locked up. Bid, talking my cud, let me do it. I can get you $66,000 back. Hold up, bitch. $60,000. Trying to get me sent to jail, bitch. What you're going to say I do? I'm putting down you a landscape of a cup.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Bitch, it ain't enough grass in Atlanta. For me to get $66,000 back, bitch. Talking about Jay to get me $30,000 back. Hold up, bitch. Why would I give you half? You're doing the shit on the IBM computer, bitch. At least get a Mac. Ah, damn.
Starting point is 00:11:12 We got all kind of races in here, man. This is love. This is what love is about. This is what the 85 South Show do bring people together, man. Y'all clap it up for that, man. You know what I mean? Carlos and D.C., they're doing their thing, and they still come back to give.
Starting point is 00:11:28 You know what I mean? Give shows and shit. Nicks don't even answer my call, but they, they goddamn text me to come to this. So I said, appreciate it. So we ain't got money. We'll throw you 20. I was like, shit.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Nick, you might know I'm hurting. God. You know how you try to boss up? on a nigga like I see knowing god damn well I was gonna be here I was like just let me know I had this shit stamped on my calendar I knew I was coming I just didn't know how long I were gonna play like I wouldn't come that was up though man who in here uh y'all be coming on the YouTube who following the 85 South show on Instagram see everybody here needs to be the fuck up that's why our numbers are low
Starting point is 00:12:16 So that means you pull your phone out and start following 85 South Show page. Y'all can do that? These motherfucking my thing, I'm blinding this bit. Yeah, we can do it. They're steady looking at me. No, do the shit. God damn. This ain't a magic trick.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Hey, just for the sake, this is what they told me to do. So just follow it. When you leave, if you unfollow it, that's on your bed. get my job. Just make sure I get my $20, man. So follow the shit, right? Man, y'all clap it up for, man. Hey, we got cat, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:12:56 These are the niggas behind the scenes that y'all don't see. You got Chad. That nigga, hey, light-skinned niggas be wounded attention, but they don't. Chad, bring your shy ass back out here, man. Drayton and dropped the new album and shit, so you know how
Starting point is 00:13:12 that a nigga ain't funny. We got Joe behind the camera, man. Y'all clap it up for man that what's up make sure y'all continue to drink and do all that and we got the band
Starting point is 00:13:23 from the Bill Cosby Show behind the goddamn the goddamn curdie nah all your side we got King's Fusion they've been playing some tunes
Starting point is 00:13:34 y'all for with the tune yeah see that's what that what I like about this shit all that rap music it's cool but I want to get back to the essence of hearing the instruments and shit
Starting point is 00:13:46 You know what I'm saying? I don't know what the fuck these new rappers talking about, man. That nigga thug said he pulled up with a bitch who looked like Danny Glover. I said, hold up, nigga. The same Danny Glover who played Mist and Color Purple?
Starting point is 00:14:03 The same Danny Glover who were the coaching angels in the outfit? Your bitch shouldn't be looking like that, thug. I cut that shit off. And then I heard my boy one up here talking about the song, pull up with the stick, let it hit. Nika, just shoot me.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Don't goddamn tell a nigga in the hood you pulled up with the stick and let it hit on me. It sounded like, you don't fuck me, daw. The fuck is pull up with the stick and let it hit. I just can't shoot a nigga, no goddamn, mother. Everybody want to be gangster. When I was growing up, we ain't had time to be gangster. We were too busy playing hide and go getting shit.
Starting point is 00:14:45 And hunting our cousins. I'm the only nigga in here who don't hunch their cousin? This podcast ain't for y'all then. Real tall, I'm the only one who don't hunched their cousin here? I know I got one. Come on, somebody join me. Y'all some lame mad niggins. I'm going to pull up y'all goddamn family tree and I'm going to find out.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Well, I ain't going to talk about that since I'm the only one. Donald Trump, our president now Don't boo him That nigger told y'all what he was going to do Nigger wanted to ask surprise I can't believe Trump He said that when he started running He was going to build a wall
Starting point is 00:15:30 Why the fuck you're surprised What got me with the niggas though The nigger still be on Twitter Like he's a regular nigger Like the nigger got hashtags and all that Nigger really be responding to motherfuckers. No, that nigger called out Snoop Dog, man.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Like, why? You don't know what he said to Snoop Dog? What do he say? Oh, shit, I don't even know. I know he. Yeah, his failing career. Snoop Dog ain't dropped shit in a minute, though. Like, I thought he stopped.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Huh? Oh, he got a cooking show? Shit, I ain't know about that shit He must be feller Martha Stewart I thought they bit They kicked on TV for saying nigger Oh, that Paula D
Starting point is 00:16:33 shit How white folk think we all looking like I think they're all looking like goddamn I'll just be the boycott that bitch Well y'all clap it up with Martha Stewart God damn Get niggas money out this bitch, man
Starting point is 00:16:50 I swear I thought that were the same lady, man Who went to prison? She went to prison for snitching But that bitch didn't do a good job Oh, she did snitch Oh, she couldn't snitch if she still went to prison. She ain't telling enough niggas then.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Cuck. Any people got somebody locked up in prison right now? My nigga clapped on the chair. He didn't want nobody to know that shit. Man, salute your niggas behind that wall, man. Niggas be calling from jail
Starting point is 00:17:38 like shit really drastically changed and shit. Like what you got going on, Cud? Shit, nigga, just living life? What the hell going on? Shit, just been sitting here reading and thinking. Well, shit, all right. Nigger go to jail, but become an artist, quick and fuck.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Nick, don't send me on a goddamn picture of Mickey Mouse, nigga. Trace that shit off a coloring book. Tell me my happy birthday cut. Nick, I'm grown as fuck. I'm sending that shit to me. Then them, niggott, be on Instagram and Facebook like they're people like like we care about the shit that they're doing
Starting point is 00:18:19 my cousin took a picture of all the snacks on this bed these snacks are giving me life no nigga the judge gave you life them snacks helping you get through with that shit help you get through with this shit chat there you go throw your hand up chat y'all keep coming in
Starting point is 00:18:47 who in here got their 85 South get on? Him? That's it. But now I'll let y'all know they're going to be giving out 85 South shirts and you can purchase something also
Starting point is 00:19:01 if you don't win the game. So with that said, if you lose, hope you got a couple dollars on you. You know what I mean? Where are you from? Atlanta, oh, so she just came to visit you. You see how people, like, they're how female,
Starting point is 00:19:22 they can act like their best friends quick as hell. I made y'all a couple and everything, y'all, jet man. Y'all look like y'all can be friends for real. Y'all keep in touch after the show. I can see y'all going on trips later in life talking about taking me back and shit, you know what I mean? That was, how long y'all been together? All right, bro.
Starting point is 00:19:49 That nigga was serious by the seat, boy, their pound. Five years? I'm just asking my, dog. They told him just asked the crowd question. I don't want no pressure, dog. I swear to God, man, I ain't even look at you, lady. If you saw I scanned straight to you and I scanned straight back. These niggins don't play about that girl nowadays.
Starting point is 00:20:06 I set up a goddamn plenty of fish account for my baby mama to try to get her to fuck away from me. That bitch. Shit, bitch. Yeah, let me breathe a little bit. God damn. Where you going, Joe? All right.
Starting point is 00:20:22 I got to make sure. You see one nigga leaving like shit. You're supposed to be watching the camera, nigger, where the fuck you're going? Nicker taking bathroom break, make sure. Nick, you're going to run out of here without getting my 20,
Starting point is 00:20:35 you got me fucked up. Nigger had that camera off of me out, whatever that shit called, offer up, what that shit is. I said that bitch for $20 goddamn Jet to show that
Starting point is 00:20:49 nigga ain't no motherfucking game that what's up man who I checked out DC EP the uh
Starting point is 00:21:01 hey the nigga Kassine for real kind of yeah that what's up like him and Lose are talented
Starting point is 00:21:09 as fuck like with the rapping shit but this nigga really made the goddamn album singing. And you know how you try to find something like, this nigga really can sing? Like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:21:22 He hid that shit for me. That singing shit, I wish I could sing. The world of being in trouble, niggins. Niggas sing it? Girls love niggas who can sing. Like Chris Brown, them beat a bitch
Starting point is 00:21:37 and bitches still love him. Niggia, if Ray Rice can sing, still be in the NFL, like that how shit works. Nigger, that football shit ain't enough, nigga, you got to know how to sing too. So before I hear the
Starting point is 00:21:58 girl, let me got to damn work on my vocal chords or some shit. Sing to the officer. Officer, it was a mistake. The bitch ran into my face. Where y'all from? Yeah
Starting point is 00:22:14 Boston Okay how long y'all been standing out here oh that was yeah you still got that accent that's what's up
Starting point is 00:22:23 clap it up for Bean Town in the building man so you were going for the Patriots huh who else said that
Starting point is 00:22:34 that sound that sounds like Atlanta nigger Atlanta nigger switch up quick and fucking that bit want
Starting point is 00:22:41 I'll walk I was watching the game with Fuller Falcon fan Sooner the goddamn Patriots came back Man, fuck this shit We still hitting the strip club Like, nigger, you ain't said? Like, damn.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Well, let me see, let me scare in the room. Where are you from? Yes, ma'am. No, I'll, yeah. Well, let's go to you first, then, D.C. She got damn, and I skipped the turn in this mother. What part of D.C. you from?
Starting point is 00:23:15 South East. Shit, I don't even know what Southwest is. She got... Like, it's by the White House, though, right? Some what? Okay. How long you been staying down here? Two years, okay. What about you now?
Starting point is 00:23:32 Huh? Sweden? Like, uh... What the fuck Sweden at? Huh? Yeah, that would have. Hey, yeah, that would I've been, I've been like, Sweden, Europe. Like, Sweetin, Sweet.
Starting point is 00:23:50 You're from Sweetin, too? You grew up. Where you were born? East Africa. Girl, you got your passport stamped the fuck up, I bet. How long have you been staying in Atlanta? Six years, that's what's what I'm saying. Y'all clap it up for some international, international fans.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I mean? Where y'all from, man? That's Atlanta, nigga, now I finally got me when I was like, I ain't gonna stop so I find somebody in this bitch from here. That didn't got straight to the point. East Point.
Starting point is 00:24:24 You two? You two? That's your girl? You better tell the start saying each point too. Where are you from, man? My man with that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Oh, shit. Hey, y'all better start getting security around this motherfucker, man. Them Zone 3, niggas. Them nigger worship different kind of gods, nigga. Them nigger be worshipping Gucci Man and shit. Nick, I put that on my brick, nigga. Yeah, Gucci from Zone 6, but them nigga don't get what fuck. Anybody who talked that trap shit, they believe in them.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Shit. Where y'all from in front of him? I'm gonna get to y'all. Y'all might want to move up here, too. Where are you from? Yeah, I can see that. I can see that. You too, man?
Starting point is 00:25:23 That what's up? Y'all fans at 85 South show? I haven't heard of the show about My birthday and touches. Well, that's all that matter, man. That's all that matter, man. Y'all here, y'all here. Y'all ain't come to do no get-out shit is, y'all, y'all.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Y'all ain't heard of the show, y'all J'K. When y'all see D.C. start talking proper and shit. You just know. Somebody done got his ass. Shit. I don't ask to everybody. I didn't ask y'all, then. Where you from?
Starting point is 00:25:56 East Point, too. Y'all go sit over there with him. Y'all from the same shit. What's up, fellas? Welcome. Welcome. Oh, shit. We got some street niggas in the building.
Starting point is 00:26:10 That niggins said, what's happening? Come on in, baby. Ain't shit going on. I'm just the pre-show. Before the real shit start. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all, childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side.
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Starting point is 00:27:29 Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed. and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories.
Starting point is 00:28:04 I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of Tangled Up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Adventure should never come with a pause button. Remember the movie pass era? Where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero cents, and I could not stop.
Starting point is 00:28:39 thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines, like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of movie pass the company that he founded. His story is wild and it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary. We dive into how culture connects us. When you go to France, or you go to England or you go to Hong Kong. Those kids are wearing Jordans. They're wearing
Starting point is 00:29:12 Kobe's shirt. They're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a Black founder. Close your eyes and tell me what a tech founder looks like. They're not going to describe someone who looks like me and they're not going to describe someone who looks like you. I created there are no girls on the internet because the future belongs to
Starting point is 00:29:28 all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Why you said it? Oh, well, I appreciate that. They what $20 get you, you know what I mean? They were $20 to get you. The nigger give me $30.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Wait, wait, you're... I do a backflip in this motherfucker. You know what I mean? I keep it on the $20 limit like I ain't on... You know what I mean, do my good shit. But I give you $20 worth. Oh, baby, it's plenty more to drink. Oh, you good?
Starting point is 00:30:05 You ain't got to drink at all. Oh, yeah, I like spots where the waitress come around and make sure you're straight. No, you know, them waitress, like, them hood club be having them. Big hooty holes, I'm doing, got down. You tip them and shit. Here you got to go stand in line. Black folk hate waiting in line. They don't give a fuck, boy.
Starting point is 00:30:33 We got Erica Dutch is in the building. What's up? She don't got their income tax how I do Let me go fuck with them right quick Let me go fuck with my boys What's up man I'm gonna talk about this right quick I just on my mind
Starting point is 00:30:59 And they say if you can't speak on certain stuff Then you ain't in no position to talk about it You know what I'm saying? And I know this might ruffle a few feathers or whatnot, but it's on my mind. I feel like while all us together, and there's a lot of people who ain't going to speak on it, and I know a lot of people got different views on this.
Starting point is 00:31:19 But ladies, if you're going to let a nigga eat your pussy and don't let them fuck. That's some weak-ass shit. Now, see, I ain't want to talk about this shit because it's a sensitive subject. I mean, yeah, you ain't hear the music. Y'all give me some slow shit so I could tell these folk about my story.
Starting point is 00:31:50 So look. She was like, now, don't come over here think you feeling of fuck. I said, okay. Because I know once I got over there and started licking on her thighs and eating on that pussy, she was going to let me fuck. But sadly was I mistaken.
Starting point is 00:32:10 So I started licking on the thighs. Even on her pussy. The same shit I envisioned on the ride over there. Then I reached for my dick. And she said, stop. We're moving too fast. But I had already ate her pussy for 23 minutes. So now I got locked jaw.
Starting point is 00:32:36 so I reached for it again she said I'm not playing and suplex me off the bed and pen you know how lame you got to be when you go to the bathroom you don't need wipe your dick off you brush your teeth you bitch gonna text me have you made it home safe bitch fuck you and everything you stand for I called the bitch section 8 I said Jalisa be laying nigger spend the night
Starting point is 00:33:17 Nah, she fucked me first I called her job I said Jalisa be stealing pimples and spanned ribs out the back of Wayfield I went on her page and felt like she was throwing shade at me she said I could do all things through Christ bitch God told you to do that lame ass shit amen cut it man
Starting point is 00:33:50 that's the end of the story And I blocked her on all social media. This podcast ain't for Jalisa. Y'all will join y'allself so far, though? That's what's up, man. That's what's up. Come on in, man.
Starting point is 00:34:26 There ain't much yet left school. And then go to Everest of some shit. What school you go to, bro? Huh? Oh, shit. I'm sorry, big man. Bro, I do not argue with niggas with a book bag. I don't give a fuck, dog.
Starting point is 00:34:48 That nink got a pistol in that motherfucker. He can have that shit. Niggas be out here dying over crazy shit. Not me. I want to die over something real. Spell coming to Erica. He's just joking. That nigga built like me, he's just joking.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Me and that nigga look like twins in this motherfucker. He's in a good mood. Oh, y'all had my back. Hey, I went for the dog with $20. him out of that shit. Like, nigga, bro, you might don't know what I'm getting paid, nigga. I don't give a fuck. You can have that shit.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Now, for $30, I would have been back down on this ad, though, like, nigga, what happened? But I'm only getting paid $20, so I do $20 shit, you know what I mean? Is that the VIP up there? Big money I had, nigga. I see y'all. What's up, ladies? Y'all getting to the money, too?
Starting point is 00:35:59 She said, I guess. What y'all do? y'all do hair makeup on them what long-term disability oh okay that's what y'all do fellow y'all rap what you a barber you a barber what I don't believe that goddamn shit man I don't believe that goddamn shit man that niggins sell dope man I know a goddamn damn That nigga had to thank him some shit real quick. When I asked him, he already had an ounce in his head. Since you don't want to get a real answer, what you do, bro?
Starting point is 00:36:43 I asked him, what do he said, I ain't ain't going to lie to you. Well, nigger, tell me the truth. Huh? No job. What do you do? I see. I see who y'all niggas living off of her. The boss man back there.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Nah, and the barber. Nicky, you already out of the shop already? Man, y'all clap it up for a nigga. Who got down? Had to come fuck with y'all. So y'all ready, man? We're going to start the live show in just a second, man. The band will start getting crunk, man.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Out here we got Carlos and D.C. Young fly in the building, man. So, we got Chrissy Too Real in the building. Y'all clap it up when I mention their name. Y'all clap it up for the band King's Fusion. And, without further ado, I bring you, Mr. Carlos Miller, Mr. D.C., y'all fly, and Keynes Fusion Band. Oh, shit. How do you feel? Oh no, how do you feel?
Starting point is 00:38:44 Oh, shit. Oh, hell yeah. Hey, hey. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, shit. It's a long-ass ant-tray. We got an end-contact. This shit, long.
Starting point is 00:39:03 We got a end-contact. We got a quiet-out record. We got an anchor tag. It's a quiet-out record. Keep going, Chad. This shit is long. Chat. This shit is long.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Hold up, y'all. Hold up. This shit is long. Hold up. Let me order some food on these niggas. It's a long-ass intro, wasn't it? Let me order some food on these niggas. Where are we going to commercial in this, mom?
Starting point is 00:39:30 I just pull up the church's chicken and be like, let me get three waffles and two pancakes. Three wafas and some onion rings and a bowl of honey cones. And where are you going to order that from? Church's chicken. Fuck that. I don't know where I might pull up at playing that shit. A flat.
Starting point is 00:39:53 A fly. Ain't that sound like a knicker's tough wasn't to do that on this song. Hit that shit, hit that shit. Ah! Oh, how do you feel? Like that? Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:40:25 Yeah! God damn Oh shit If I would have If I would never did that I'm niggas still be playing Nigger Like I said
Starting point is 00:40:38 I might pull up the KFC And order three slices A piece of my nigga That was That's how flat that shit was Who song that is? That shit was so dope You'd just be ordering shit
Starting point is 00:40:48 From places you know they ain't got That was a song right now That was who? That was junk blood That was playing? That was so dope. Long shawley, be patient cause I'm coming to you. Which one?
Starting point is 00:40:59 Ride dirty on 85, slow taking it easy. I don't want that thing they gave me from you. Oh, I'll stop listening to about the presidential. I know you're waiting for daddy. It won't be long shouted. That's that shit. Oh, you're gonna know? Now the wind blows and no more than 5.
Starting point is 00:41:20 I'm chief and good. With a six pecker than code 45. I wish I could. And if I could, I will. Yo! Y'all! Y'all! Y'all go right.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Y'all cut this hole the night so I get this calm from a throne. Run a game like she ain't ready but still a deal. I'm gonna do your hand in a bloating. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go. Y'all ain't ready for this shit. This an 85 cell show.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. How do you feel? How do you feel? Y'all are not ready for this. This is the 85 show. My name is Carlos Smiller. My name D.C.O. Fly. Oh, hi, fuck. Amen.
Starting point is 00:42:15 What the fuck made you just rank? that song. Hey, that shit just sounded like it was supposed to be on that. How do you feel? Hey, you know why I'm mad. Know why I'm mad? Because the shit actually went.
Starting point is 00:42:28 That didn't. It looked like it was supposed to go right now. Oh, shit. How y'all feel like that tonight? How's everybody? We in this bitch. We appreciate y'all. Where all my ladies at?
Starting point is 00:42:40 All my ladies make some noise. Got your income tax, your child support, and your check. Where are you at? Ladies be rich as fuck For three months after year All them checks Hit back to back
Starting point is 00:42:53 To back to back to back But some of them ain't hit Like they thought it was Got their check And they were like Oh shit Gotta take some of these kids Manna
Starting point is 00:42:59 The baby mama's a flex Baby mama be flexed like hell Ben ain't got $75 hundred back From the tax Sweat she ain't get For 17 Real tough
Starting point is 00:43:07 She owes her little sister Nine Shout out the nigga Who claimed their kid This year Most definitely Look at all the nigg's Quiet it ain't their year
Starting point is 00:43:15 They have to alternate It ain't their year. You claimed your kid. That didn't got new drums at in there. Yeah. That is. How do you feel? Ah!
Starting point is 00:43:24 That dude was like, boy, I got, damn. I killed these four. Flat. We ain't shit if we're gonna check in with the band. Cause y'all make some noise for the band, first of all. I ain't gonna lie. They had to warm up, though. They were signed real middle schoolish.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Hey, that shit was hard. That little part right there. I was like, what hell band is playing? I always wanted. I wanted to have a band. I want to do a band check. See who we got in this bitch. My nigga got a violin, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:51 You know shit about to get ignorant as fuck. That ain't no violin. That's a half violin. Me, B.C.O. Fly, a nigga with a violin. What that is right now? Why I look like that? Oh, bro. Please, just for the black community.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Play anything on the violin. Oh, you? This motherfucker got a little thin violin. What would you play? I want to see this shit. Hold on. Why didn't we finish his ass out? What would you play?
Starting point is 00:44:16 What would come up in your head? Say, for I went down there and I was gonna eat some pussy, right? But it didn't smell the way I want to. I want to hear the theme music when I get down. I'm like, play some theme music. I'm laying that whole while.
Starting point is 00:44:27 He gonna bring it in, yo. Ooh, I'm about to tear your ass up, girl. Come here. Come here. Play some theme music, I hope it ain't. Oh, shit. That nigger throw it off in the head, man. That was not the music I thought, nigga, that niggins.
Starting point is 00:44:57 That was having an erection. That's the theme music, nigger. That's the theme music, nigger. I'll tell you. What's your name, bro? Kerry. That was wrong. The nigg got the wrong name.
Starting point is 00:45:10 This is. All right, watch this. Play whatever the fuck you want to. He'll bring you in, fly. All right. All right. Oh, here's smooth, motherfucker. Flah, you can't talk this shit on there.
Starting point is 00:45:27 I can't do that. You can't do it. I can do that. I can do that one. DJ did that. You saw how he turned that shit. That nana-na-na-na-na-na. That nigg got good wrist game.
Starting point is 00:45:49 What's your name, bro? That niggins. Nigger being in a position, springing in that pussy. Like, hey, how'd he do that? That nigga. Ladies and children. That's my man Carrie right there.
Starting point is 00:46:00 Bro, what's your name right here behind him? King. And that nigga slap shit, like too weird. King, show him what you do with them right there, bro. That shit Sound like the Oz intro Michael Blassin about to come out in the minute
Starting point is 00:46:25 Cocoa butter Coco butter It's my favorite lotion I put it on my elbows My knees and my toes Cocoa Somebody likes some sage. some Erica Badoo, somebody called Common
Starting point is 00:46:41 and tell J. Electronica to drop the album. It's about to get funky up in this bitch. 85 sound of in there, bitch. You better watch your side and your main chick. Because Lowe's got the dick and it's sick. Crick it, I bring it like a backpack. She wanted to hit it, but I told her, don't do that. My band behind me and you know we're going live.
Starting point is 00:47:04 D.C., you on the couch on 80. Five. We at Smith's Soul Bar. getting ignorant. Somebody, we got ashtrays light a cigarette. I don't really mean that, don't like no cigarette. Unless it's got the weed in there, bitch. We get some niggurish.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Shit, I might just fry some fish. Cause shit, that's my favorite dish. Nah, shout out the Ron Kim. I'm trying to get my dick sucked by the old little Kim. Hold up. Cause the little new Kim looked like the nigger on the ring. But the old little Kim gets up on the dangling Hey
Starting point is 00:47:44 But the old little Kim looked like she got cotton balls And I'm out Okay, I had a dream last night What you say? I'm eating pieces of rolling blunts and eating doughnuts Watch it pouring trying to bust a few more nuts Yeah Then the video came on
Starting point is 00:48:02 What's my favorite song? One of all Nige was naked and a thong Oh Shit, nigger took my shirt off. Yeah. I pulled a lotion now because I'm about to jerk off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:11 I give the fuck if the parts weren't real. I just needed something for the sex appeal. That shit got crazy. Cause then that bitch had walked up off the TV. Yeah. Jumped up on the table started dancing but naked for me. I'm like, shit. Where the fuck is me meek Mill?
Starting point is 00:48:26 And then I woke up like, man, that shit wasn't even real. Damn, you too old to be having dreams like that, Loz. He's like 45 and he's just like he ain't got no hope He dream about Nicky he dreaming about me I hope you never dream about me What the fuck? I'm just saying you be dreaming about two folks Okay, cool
Starting point is 00:48:53 Hey Hey How do you feel? Hold on, wait a second. Hold up. This the shit that come on when you get your negative age results. Mr. Miller, your test came back.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Negative. Really? Nigga, for real? You can't. I can fuck raw game. I can fuck raw game. Hey. I can fuck raw.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Yeah. I can fuck wrong. Say what. Say what. Take the karma off. Fuck raw. Gie. Fuck raw.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Yeah. That's right. They call them all fuck wrong gie Fuck wrong gie Make that shit so I just nut it I just nut it down I shouldn't have did that
Starting point is 00:49:46 I just nut it I just nutted down I shouldn't have did that I just nutting I just nutting down Oh shit I shouldn't do that I just nut it
Starting point is 00:49:59 I just nutt it down Maybe she kept sucking though She kept sucking though She bitch kept sucking though The bitch kept sucking though The bitch kept sucking though She kept sucking though The bitch kept sucking though
Starting point is 00:50:13 She kept sucking She kept sucking the bitch She kept sucking The bitch kept sucking She kept sucking The bitch kept sucking She kept sucking She kept sucking
Starting point is 00:50:23 She kept sucking She kept sucking I think I got to murder this bitch She kept sucking The bitch kept sucking though Look at them. Look at them.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Sucking like the motherfuckers on the instruments, yeah. Hey, what? The bitch can't suck it down. The bitch kept sucking down. The bitch kept sucking down. Where they find a white boy. Where they find a white boy. Where they find a white boy.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Hold up, hold up. Where they find the white boy Where they find a white boy What What they find a white boy Oh get a white boy Get him get a white Hold up
Starting point is 00:51:16 Where they find the white boy When he's shaggy looking at Where they find a white boy He's scooby-doo looking at Find a white boy With your mystery band Oh shit Where they found a white boy
Starting point is 00:51:30 You got some ins on you Where they find a white boy Look it's your head Where they find a white boy You old Ashton Kutcher looking like your man On the floor Where they found a white boy Where they find a white boy
Starting point is 00:51:45 Where they find a white white one Hey hey The bitch kept sucking I cut that shit That nigga right now on probation You take five, take five With your badass Saxophone player
Starting point is 00:52:00 Before we go Give me some more horn. Give me some more horn because she's bad. She bad. She's a fool with it. Crazy part about it. She never played this in school. She's just doing this shit.
Starting point is 00:52:17 She just always wanted to do this shit. She was like, I can play. Oh. Oh. Hey, hey, hey. The bitch comes to me. All right. Look at the nigg of the Bogo.
Starting point is 00:52:31 I can't get it. That nigga hit three of them, bitch. Hey, Sassafone, you straight. You ain't on probation. You look like you hiding. Oh, shit. That nigga back there behind the curb playing like a motherfucker. I play, that's a nigger back here.
Starting point is 00:52:45 That nigga keep peeking there. I'm just making sure be straight. Hey, I don't know if nobody told you today, though, but you're retarded. I am. I'm tired of hell. You good? The little white man there, he's, I'm coming up in the back. You know what I got like four, five people.
Starting point is 00:53:01 They ain't even just like my killers, you feel what I'm saying? These people that cordial, you know what I mean? He's talking, I said, oh, who are you? I said, Nick, I'm the act. He said, the act being here, really? Who are you? I said, but, hey, I'm about to beat your ass white man. You the fuck out of my fame.
Starting point is 00:53:17 He was so stupid, he was like, oh. He was trying to make an order shit. It's because you don't have no facial hair. I do got facial hair. I do you got a lot. So when I come down here, I look like I'm supposed to be down here. But what's up, bro? You good?
Starting point is 00:53:30 Got any squares on some coats? on some coke. When the last time you cut... What the last time you cut that shit? Shit. I actually tripped my shit the other day. Real talk. You don't trim.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Shot line. You're right. All right. Really, all right. One of the last time you got that shit sent to us? No, I actually got my shit trimmed and lined up the other day in Hawaii. I told the nigga keep my sideburn.
Starting point is 00:53:49 He peat me out. He's talking about what sideburn? I said, fuck, nigga. You see no sideburn. Don't let no nigga try your sidebar in me. But I don't do that. Yeah, I had to get up on the mirror. Like, you see that shit.
Starting point is 00:53:58 You stop playing with me, boy. You ever just walk out? Like, fuck, I do it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, real talk, man. Stop playing with me. Later, don't I got sideburn? All right, then.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Y'all fucking with flat sideburn. What's my going on with y'all, man? How y' y'all feel in here tonight, man? Well, yeah. We appreciate y'all for coming out on the Wednesday. Don't give a fuck about life. Make some noise. It's your first time at Smith's old bar.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Oh, well, it's a... Shit, stint on. It's a tradition. Make sure you steal something. Shit, smell like a funeral home. I think what the fuck we're going But some people are like
Starting point is 00:54:35 Uh-uh We're in the wrong place This it bitch We go be out in the minute We had that check of cheese Got down rope Y'all see how they Open that shit up
Starting point is 00:54:44 I started This show is sponsored by Backwoods Red Bull Two strippers Three drug dealers And two truck drylers We got arrested, doing 25 of life
Starting point is 00:55:04 We got $300 from three bitches who work at Grady Hospital The sponsor to the show For real, don't say that, we're talking Two niggas from the barbershop Put up $150 a piece Oh, they don't fuck their rent booth up I know, but we bet that shit on a Cavs game
Starting point is 00:55:20 Shout out to everybody, the VIP that sent clothes in for Yeah, yeah My nigga got on orange shoes He don't get a no fuck straight killer And he'll board a bitch That's the type of nip That nigger wear them orange-ass shoes and be in the police car.
Starting point is 00:55:32 I don't know how to fuck they caught up, bro. The loud-air, reflective-ass shoe, how they called up. He had on orange shoes and khakis. This nigga won't be hard to find. They tried to dust this cell phone. Forgot your shoe, motherfucker. Man, how to fuck y'all find me in that drain? It was your shoes, son.
Starting point is 00:55:51 You should have took your shoes off. I would have never saw you. And don't bitchies is here hard on real talk. I know they had other choices, but don't bitch are hard. Oh, much love to all the ladies who want to break up with a nigger, but you're scared of them? Ah, I know a bit like that right now. Do it while you in public. She keeps calling my baby mom with that drama shit.
Starting point is 00:56:12 I don't know what to do. Bitch, call the police. Fuck is you talking about. Like, shit ain't that hard? I'm riding with my homeboy and one of his girls, I'm like, that's a friend. I don't know why niggas do this friend shit. That is the lamest shit in the world of me. So what you call them?
Starting point is 00:56:26 I'd just be like, them hosos who won't get me no pussy. I'll be hanging out being best friends with these bitches y'all niggas suck and they be telling me this goofy ass shit Carlos all men aren't like that
Starting point is 00:56:38 you're a lie that name got a dick he won't fuck all dogs don't bite but all dogs got teeth that's all the fuck I'm saying I bite a bitch so we riding
Starting point is 00:56:48 to his home girl call him like oh my god he took my car and left me at home I was like man hang up on that bitch she gonna stay with him like
Starting point is 00:56:56 I just that was just my little piece to y'all, you best friend ass niggas. Shout out to all the bitches who keep getting hit in love. You know what I'm saying? You got some bitchy that keep getting hit in love. They want to leave, but every time a nigga hit he's at, they're getting in love with the niggas again. That's fucked up. That ain't fucked up.
Starting point is 00:57:13 It's true. Bitch want to leave, but she's like, I, I'm going to think about it. Oh, shit. We know our audience over here at the 85th South Show. Much love to all the ladies who's sitting out there hoping that they're not pregnant by the nigger that they're currently fucking with
Starting point is 00:57:33 if your situation get real drastic we'll take up some money for you at the end of the show we got plugs all throughout the community fuck that we're gonna get that money in the back that they fault fuck them that's right
Starting point is 00:57:45 get that back you trip hell yeah who in here what the couple's at we have any couples out tonight just a couple in front you know all the couples want to be seen we see y'all ain't love bad nigga
Starting point is 00:57:57 Look, you can tell they didn't playing this shit. Look, he got on the hoodie, she got on glitter. They prayed in the car before they got out. They just showed up together like, fuck it, just make it work. They role playing. He a baseball player. She a waitress. He built like a Heinz catcher, too.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Bro, that's your girl right there? She'll look like she'll beat your ass in front of everybody. She'll look like she'll start beating that nigger ass and speaking French at the same time. La loo, la loo, what the fuck? Whop this nigga You know the OZ girl, they don't fight They just bite My bitch
Starting point is 00:58:33 She's just trying to bite me Hell yeah She'd be buying you, bro See, that's the voice of a And he'll admit to it She'll walk my hand Hey, that's the voice of a nigga that's been abused
Starting point is 00:58:45 No, she doesn't hit me, but she She keeps grabbing me, bro She keeps grabbing me Get out Get out, bro That nigga crying, that nigga be like You're straight, yo, I'm straight Ma'am, keep your hands
Starting point is 00:58:56 Keep your hands hands off that young man you think that you've got the advantage now but he's not through growing he's somebody else on the inside that nigger got a gross perk coming keep your hands off that nigger look at all the abusive ladies out there not laughing that's fucked up they know they like to fight bro soon as women find out you don't hit women they beat your ass every time they get mad look at them laughing that's fucked up I tell laugh I tell you fell on tell the bed way to to stop that shit is they just laugh when they hit you like girl go
Starting point is 00:59:27 I beat your ass. I do that shit all the time. My girl, she swears she can walk my ass. No, the thing's about... You gotta hit it in places that won't swell up like the leg. Like, bitch, you better stop playing with me. Girl punches don't even hurt.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Say your ass up in the legs, bitch. You'd be walking around here with tumors on your feet. And don't even realize that she just punched you. Baby, what wrong? Girl, you mean D. D.C. was restless. You didn't punch you on the bottom of the feet? I was fucking the legs,
Starting point is 00:59:53 or you got a stod of a piss. I told your ass. Ask what I did too in one time. She pinned me. I said, bitch, I'll tear your kneecap up, bitch. I'll tear your ass up. Who gonna see your knees? You are crazy.
Starting point is 01:00:05 I ain't crazy. You crazy as fucking. These female think they're crazy. So you show them who's really crazy. Fellas, don't be scared to show them you crazy than them. What's the type of shit you do to show them you crazy? Pull off on the expressway and get out the car and leave her ass. But bitch, you think it's a game thing.
Starting point is 01:00:19 You know them heavy-ass-up truck. Be shaking the car and shit. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, yeah, bitch, I know you're here now. That car. So scared around. Y'all! Y'all, don't look bad, it might hit you, y'all.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Fuck, it's the bitch, I'm crazy. I'm scared too, y'all, I'm crazy. Shit, that shit, I'm god damn, that was cool. Oh, shit. Right that guy. This is retarded, man. That's the exact reason why I hang out with this nigger. Because that's who this podcast is for.
Starting point is 01:01:00 This podcast is for ladies who got a boyfriend and a side nigger and both of their birthday coming up and you're going to have to fuck both of them. That little poison got some power. Hell no. Is this being recorded? Yeah, this shit being recorded.
Starting point is 01:01:23 It's been recorded? Don't lie to me, bro. Real talk. I bet. You know the biggest shit going on right now? Dave Chappelle just dropped two brand new comedy special. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:01:37 I need everybody in this room to help combat ignorance. Don't be one of these people comparing Dave Chappelle to Kevin Hart, okay? What the fuck? Do not do that. That is not the same shit. You got to respect legends in their level. It levels to this shit, man. Black people have a terrible habit of only liking one motherfucker at a time.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Man, we can only like one motherfucker at a time That shit's sad. God damn. Came a heart and I went on. Can we start like two motherfuckers at a time this year, black people? White people too. Can y'all start liking somebody?
Starting point is 01:02:11 Somebody. How many white people we got out of here? White people, make some noise, white people. Six. Make some noise. Damn, we got, what's up? We got a Jew and a little bit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:02:22 I don't know Jews. I always like you acknowledge that they're a Jew. They like that shit They like that shit Shout out to all the Asians They ain't in here I saw him in the parking lot Hey I knew
Starting point is 01:02:35 Listen I knew a cat Let's tell you I knew Asian people Really cooked cats in the house When When this Asian This bitch looked saw a cat I saw her see the cat
Starting point is 01:02:43 And she went down And picked it up and looked To see who looking And then kept going I said oh that shit is real I caught that bitch What if it was just her fucking cat No she was me and stride
Starting point is 01:02:52 She was like Oh she left it alone because you called her. Yeah, yeah, I called you. Hey, hey! What you gonna do with that? What are you gonna do with that? What are you gonna do with that?
Starting point is 01:03:01 Stay out of folks' business, your car ain't even big enough for you to take it to her sandsa, bitch. You're in the kill. I always stay out of folks' business. I'm coming out to American Deli. Dude and his girl, they locked up. She'd see me and look up,
Starting point is 01:03:14 start yelling. He got my phone. I was like, I gotta hit both sides. I'm not jumping in that shit. I don't know what you did to make that nigga grab your phone. I go over there and help you. We both wrong.
Starting point is 01:03:23 For real. I don't let nobody use my phone No, none of that You ever let somebody use your phone In the argument And they're using your phone And hop right back into the argument You're like, hey, um
Starting point is 01:03:31 Let me get that out of I need my shit back Bro Get that out of hands, y'all That's right though Yeah How about these motherfuckers Who just FaceTime you
Starting point is 01:03:39 Whenever the fuck they want to How about they fake time They see you on TV? Man, they better cut that boo Bitch, I'm on the TV I'm on the screen I can't call you Look at the screen
Starting point is 01:03:49 I can't pick up Much loves everybody Who thinks we tape Wilding Out live Niggas be hitting me Wednesday night like a motherfucker. Give me a shoutout tomorrow, my niggins. I pay for my shout-outs, so I don't get a fuck. Pay me.
Starting point is 01:04:06 Man. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. And found the shrimp to make it to the other side.
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Starting point is 01:06:23 stop thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines, like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of movie pass the company that he founded. His story is wild and it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary. We dive into how culture connects us. When you go to France, or you go to England or you go to Hong Kong. Those kids are wearing Jordans. They're wearing
Starting point is 01:06:56 Kobe's shirt. They're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a Black founder. Close your eyes and tell me what a tech founder looks like. They're not going to describe someone who looks like me and they're not going to describe someone who looks like you. I created There Are No Girls on the Internet because the future belongs to
Starting point is 01:07:12 all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm not D.C. Young Flat Famous. You can have people to pay for your shout-out, bro. It's like cocaine. No, this is what I was getting to. Like, I'm not D.C. Young, Fly Famous. I'm, like, famous enough where niggas recognize me
Starting point is 01:07:30 and still disrespect the fuck out of me. Like, I'm walking, they can be like, man, that looked like the nigga on Wilden out. But why the fuck you're on Spirit? I'm like, all right. The promoter bought this bullshit, bro. That'd be a cheap, though, dog. Don't do me like that, dog.
Starting point is 01:07:49 Nigger, see you on the Spirit. They're like, bro, you straight, you want me to get you? Bro, I can at least get you on American, my nigga. You're about to make 17 stops. Sit your ass out. I just went to Hawaii. That shit was... That shit lit.
Starting point is 01:08:05 You don't never see no Hawaiian people. It ain't anything but us. Hey, man, that shit, it's lit for you. And people in the Army? It's lit. But it's a bunch of old quiet motherfuckers. No, they... You think all of them Asian and Philippine and all that shit.
Starting point is 01:08:18 They're blacks. That shit was too quiet. And the real Hawaiian people don't like people who ain't Hawaiian. They got their own little island in Hawaii, y'all, where they don't fuck with nobody else. Bitch I ain't got to fuck what you? What's you talking about? I went to all that shit.
Starting point is 01:08:32 I took pictures on all the sacred rocks and... You're trying to die. I just explained that they were all this shit. I had a ball over there. That bitch, I was the only nigga over there talking. I seen you too. You were the only nigga out there. I'm like, what is he doing?
Starting point is 01:08:44 Yeah, I was at. Hey, white man. Come here. Take this picture. Real nitty shit. Push your ass. Had the blunt and everything. You want to scare?
Starting point is 01:08:52 Nah, no. Man, I don't be scared. No way, I have the blunt. I'm just an old black nigga. They're just... I rode the blunt so good it looked like a cigarillo at the pack. They think I'm crazy.
Starting point is 01:09:04 Don't nobody fuck with me. No way I go, man. I swear I do. I wish I get that. I can't even come in here without I get harassed. I just saw you post the video of you at a high school.
Starting point is 01:09:14 You had them kids screaming, fuck you mean, in front of the police. Nigger, they got the whole. They got the whole two months of school. If y'all pay attention, they start chatting it first. Soon as I turn around, they're like, fuck you mean. I'm like, shit, well, fuck you mean it. Let's turn up.
Starting point is 01:09:29 This is the only time y'all can say, I take the blame. That's crazy. Because people watch this shit and be like, man, DC don't give a fuck. But you go to the high school and fuck with them kids and show love at least once a week. Y'all show some love for this nigga, man. Somebody got to go out there and see who the bad dope deal in the school. Let me see who got it. Who was me?
Starting point is 01:09:49 Who is me in here? I can help save. What type of advice you'd be giving those kids about being successful and shit? I mean, look, I'd be telling them, look, it's bitches in here. Hold on, hold on. Play me some stay-in-school music. We're gonna make a commercial out of this shit.
Starting point is 01:10:04 Real talk. Hey, y'all, nigg, sit down right quick. Let me talk to you, man. What's what's going on, man? Stay in school, bro. Look, bro, it's... The streets is dead, bro. Real talk. You selling weed?
Starting point is 01:10:18 How about two ounces? All right, what ain't there about? Two 50. What's you selling? Nix? Oh, shit. How much money you're making off of a zip? $30?
Starting point is 01:10:27 How much you're spending $5.40? $5.60 for $60? You ain't hustling. It's goddamn 47. He ain't hustling. And you might as well staying school, bro. He bitches in him. I'm going to tell you, I lost my virginity in school.
Starting point is 01:10:42 I said, 13 minus 50 is... God damn, 40-7. It's negative 47 when you do it from 13 by the biggest number with your slow-ass. One more time, I said 13 minus 50. It's goddamn 47. No, that ain't. 13 minus 50, that ain't 40-something, nigger? Do it in your head.
Starting point is 01:11:11 Look, he ain't want to say it again. That nigga wronged in the motherfucker. That nigga was like, Do it in your head, nigga. You're wrong. 13 minus 50. It's goddamn. 47.
Starting point is 01:11:34 What's fucking wrong with you? You missed the joke, bro. I got the joke. They got it. They got it, but they told people like, he wrong, though. That wasn't the whole joke. I got the joke, but some people still thought you were wrong, though. Man, you didn't fucked up by our Sesame Street, shit.
Starting point is 01:11:51 I ain't fucked up shit. That was on Sesame Street. No, it was from a World Star clip. They asked this bitch. Who fuck back there laughing their ass off? Y'all, like, plumb. The niggas said, who? Who the fuck that is?
Starting point is 01:12:03 Somebody pull up the clip. The nigger who ain't got a seat. Now, you really laugh because he's tired. Woo! We got people in the building who drove all the way to Atlanta today just to come from. Well, they drive from a wrong road? Who we have in the building, man? I know we got some visitors.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Where y'all drive home? Where y'all from? Jacksonville. Y'all ain't drying no eight hours up here, man. Who the fuck drove from Rhode Island? You drove five hours? Y'all drove five hours a day. Like, you really packed your shit and said,
Starting point is 01:12:33 we feel to go to Atlanta, the 85 South Shore. You visiting your fiance? This nigga live in Atlanta? Oh, y'all ain't crazy in your fiance? That ain't got engaged on the internet? These niggas. They got engaged over the phone I swear when I see him
Starting point is 01:12:51 Look that nigga ran gang like a motherfucker No baby you go to Jacksonville I'm just gonna stay up here And kicky and shit No you work You keep your job I'm gonna cheer you win it baby You winning
Starting point is 01:13:01 You're in school And that's your fiance And he up here He just up here Ha Somebody fucking For real How y'all make that shit work
Starting point is 01:13:14 Like being engaged You know what I'm saying Like you're up here You tell the people you got a fiance and shit, she's no way to be found. How you do that? Look, don't none of his homeboy believe he got a fiance. I ain't seen you in no big yet, Nick.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Nigger, she was just up here. We went to the 85 South show last night. Nick, you're a motherfucking lie. Why we ain't seen her? Why you ain't bring her to the career? How long y'all been together? Oh, that nigga put up a blood sign. Is it three or four, nigga?
Starting point is 01:13:43 All right, somebody line. Congratulations. That's y'all beautiful. Oh, you just been. really want him four years, you just added that shit together. You know, that's high beer. They really want you, they add them years together. We've been together like nine years.
Starting point is 01:13:54 Been together three years. She wanted your ass for six. We've been together since third grade. How the fuck y'all been together since third grade? So y'all been together for four years, and when y'all got engaged? Don't give me no day. She said the time. 11.30.
Starting point is 01:14:11 11.30 yesterday. You on your way up here? All right. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm done. I swear. I got you.
Starting point is 01:14:19 I got the ring. I got it. You think of a lot. FaceTime me. Ah, I got bad service. Text me if it's a year. Text me back if it's year. Squaw go.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Hey, fly, he asked her the man. He put the ring on his pinky finger and sent her a picture. What you think? Bay. Bay. Probably use a lot of wires. Bay.
Starting point is 01:14:44 He put a wine, Bay. You know, he put Bay. He put a lot of. wise he meant it my nigga who been abused how long she been beating on you he can't leave he can't he won't he i can see him crying right now he got that get out face i can see he got red ass and shit how long y'all been together he's scared yeah he can't eat that d'all that thing like come on day you answer fur babe he looked down i know it but i don't know it she gonna start beating his
Starting point is 01:15:10 he's like he like babe come on answer that i know it but you know how that for your boy What? Hold on, hold on, hold up. Don't play the domestic violence music yet. That's it. In the arms. No. How long?
Starting point is 01:15:25 Five years. And I walked out of the club and you think I'm a ball. How long? Now they go to the bus and mowing the drum. What'd you tell him, D.C. I told her, told her.
Starting point is 01:15:40 How long we've been together? How long we've been together? How long we've been together? I said I told her, told her, how long we've been together? I'm gonna do T-I. How long we been together? Now, I'm gonna tell you nine, nine, about five times, three years on the four day, every slow day, every week, we was in P-Five
Starting point is 01:15:58 trying to get some chicken. I'm gonna send that love for bank head, banked, bank, I'm an eight-time partner. You don't really won't do a problem. Oh shit, fuck back up off for a whole love. N-P-I-M-P on the key guard of South. I hit you your mouth. You know what's time now give me so head.
Starting point is 01:16:12 Now, Tani, she's dead. Listen. Floyd Mayweather because bitch we've been together since we was a baby forever, let go. Okay. Ooh. And they think of a fuck. Who you gonna be? Hold up.
Starting point is 01:16:27 And I go to the... Then I'll open the trunk. Okay. I said, do that bitch. I know we've been together. How long we've been together? How long we've been together? I said I told that bitch.
Starting point is 01:16:42 How long we been together? How long we been together? How long we been together? I got a high fork fever. Call that bitch Bonita. He got a girlfriend. She's a dude because she to beat her. And every time he caught home, she accused him of being a cheater.
Starting point is 01:16:58 She'd be whooping that nigger ass like Floyd. Hit Benita. Fuck you, man. I seen it. You seen it. I'll tell you how it happened. How it happened? We was at the Blue Flame, right?
Starting point is 01:17:10 Yeah. They had got some lipstick on his shirt. That nigga walked in the dough. She was standing there. She had a house coat on. Tiddy was hanging out. Hit the nigga with a left and the right. The nigga slid by the refrigerator.
Starting point is 01:17:19 He got up. He said, Bay, ain't do nothing. It was call on them birthday. She was like, fuck that shit, nigger. She had already made a pony tale by then. She walked up on the nigger, hit her with two to the rips.
Starting point is 01:17:28 Slap the picture of the nigger mama down. Took the nigga old high school on a road report card. Toad that bitch in the side. Grab the nigger by the nudge. Drug the nigger upstairs. Pull the panties off. Start riding the nigger face. And I'll go to the bug and I'll buy and open the trunk.
Starting point is 01:17:52 Hey, hey. I told that told this bitch. How long we been together? How long we been together? How long we been together? I said I told that bitch. How long we been together? Okay, P-I-O-P, okay, P-I-O-P, okay.
Starting point is 01:18:07 It's the king partner. It's the king partner. Tell y' y'all, a little four-knig around here from the It's the west side, it's the best side, nigga. I don't play no, I'm skinny. Now let me walk off how I walk off. Hey, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. That's so dedicated to all my niggins who pulled out,
Starting point is 01:18:41 but you still think you got a little bit in there. Damn that fucked up. Fucked up. You know you did. You know you did. It's just a little squirt, squirt. Sometimes we feel like that ain't enough to make a baby, but yes, it is.
Starting point is 01:18:54 Shout out to all the ladies that prefer to suck they get in the car. I know you out of here. They like that shit. Especially if you go over speed, man. This bitch kept going.
Starting point is 01:19:06 This bitch's fine. Yeah, went on with speed on that big cap on. You know, press a break, that bit hold the dick with it. He was like, like, bitch, let my dick go. Oh, shit. Some of them ladies don't know how to stop sucking dick. You have to take your dick back.
Starting point is 01:19:28 Give me my dick back. You crazy. You know, took everything. Can you feel it's getting down? This bitch just sucks spiral fluid out of me. You never had the head so good. Your back be tickling. He'd be like, this bitch, now suck the feeling out of my back.
Starting point is 01:19:41 bitch suck my dick so good I had restless leg syndrome I was having day dreams about this bitch stop stop stop
Starting point is 01:19:50 stop I don't like when ladies suck my nuts too fast I hate them when they grab me yeah I'm like whoa
Starting point is 01:20:04 when you start this ball licking shit ball licker I'm supposed to trust you when you like balls Like when they grab them and like, bitch, this ain't no rubble, man.
Starting point is 01:20:14 Bitch, you're going to pull them. This bitch, that hurt. That bitch, that hurt. She didn't respect you if she hit you with the ostrich neck on your balls. I'm like, bitch, come on now. That ain't sexy. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:20:30 I just hate when a woman don't moan when you eat in the clit. Like the clitry part. Some of these women are pusses not hooked up the shit. They just lay there looking at the white shit on the cell. Like, bitch, I'm eating pussy. Wake up. Miss, this is your pussy.
Starting point is 01:20:45 I know I'm eating pussy good because your home girl love this shit. I'm 10. Now, that bitch should be jumping off the motherfucking bed from the head. I had a jumping off the motherfucking bed from the head. Jumping off the motherfucking bed from the head. I had a jumping off the motherfucking bed for the head.
Starting point is 01:21:02 I had a jumping off the bed for the head. I had a jumping off the head from the head. I had a jumping off the bed from the head. I had a jumping off the bed from the head. Let me tell you how I did that shit I laid her down And opened up them legs And I looked at it
Starting point is 01:21:17 I said hell you ain't looking at it I put it right up in my face and started kissing it I went slow And then I started licking it She said damn lose You be on some other shit I was like lay down girl
Starting point is 01:21:30 I'm getting ignorant I started licking on the pussy And the booty too She said damn my nigger You eat the booty tootutut Like I'm crazy It's 85 South D.C. He always talking about
Starting point is 01:21:41 our booties and putting them out I'm like hell yeah I had to do it I did it crazy she said damn thing I want to have your baby I ate the pussy I wasn't scared I had a jumping off the bed from the head say what you said what I had a jumping off the bed from the head I had a jumping off the bed from the head you said what I had a jumping off the bed from the head yeah I had a jumping off the bed from the head you had a jump on I had a jumping off the bed from the head I had a jumping off the bed you didn't do it no Get what? I like any pussy anyway because I nutt fast.
Starting point is 01:22:17 I eat on that pussy. She's like giving me dick. I'm like, nope. I'm fin to lick that ass. I don't play. I fucked your friend yesterday. And get what? Even though I nut quell you're gonna say
Starting point is 01:22:32 when the fuck that you love it. Because I eat pussy in the ass. I eat pussy in the ass. I eat pussy in the egg. You ain't doing it like me because I can teach you class. I had a what? I had a chopping off the bed from the head. I had a jumping off the bed from the head.
Starting point is 01:22:53 I had a jumping off the bed from the head. Say what? You, you, you, you. You get your pussy-eater. You're going to get your pussy-a-ed. You're going to get your pussy-eated. You're going to get your pussy-eat. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:07 You know what? Let's read some comments. Hold up, wait a minute. Let's read some comments. I'm feeling it in my heart. You got some more? Somebody out there ain't getting their pussy eight. Before we move on.
Starting point is 01:23:18 And I'm getting it over here in this section. Because every time we talk about it ain't pussy, you put your head down. Why? Every time we talk about it pussy, you put your head down. Why? Is he eating that coo-igarada. They need that pussy eight tonight. If you need that pussy eight tonight, if you need that pussy eight tonight,
Starting point is 01:23:40 Put your hands in the air, say what? Just put your hands in the air. All right, move your eyes from left to right. Move your eyes from left to right, right. Move your eyes from left to, look, get some bitchy to hell like this. Okay, well just breathe. Just breathe.
Starting point is 01:23:59 Just breathe. Hey, don't bitches to hell like this. Ah, ah! I had to jumpin off the bed from the head. Say what? I had a jumping off the bed put a head I had a job
Starting point is 01:24:15 on the bed for the head I had a okay alright we out let's read some comments
Starting point is 01:24:21 let's read some comments let's read some comments let's read some comments Hey this shit say we need a mix tape no albums though niggas broke
Starting point is 01:24:34 that's who the podcast for Here go another one. She said, that song, though, why y'all take it blues? DC once again with them vocals, Darren, Carlos, Chico y'all can sing too. I see y'all hitting them notes, but D.C. don't hurt them. Oh, I hurt you, bitch. This nigga Jackson Brown said, I got some pussy to D.C. first three songs.
Starting point is 01:25:01 I appreciate that was what I wrote it for. If you don't know how to say, I said, he want to eat your pussy, baby. How the mixtape doing? We want to eat your pussy now. No, real talk. Sometimes music tell the bitch, you just ride to it. I ain't just take you out to eat. Went to the movies, got your nails done.
Starting point is 01:25:22 We fin to listen to Migos on the way home, bitch. Hell no. What y'all going to listen to? I want to eat your pussy, baby. I want to eat your pussy now. I just said took you to the movie. Damn, I just took you to the move. Eat your pussy now.
Starting point is 01:25:42 Yeah. I said I'm about to pull on over and drop them draw. Hey. You're going to suck this dick and you're going to lick my ball. And I don't care if your kids up. That one of the niggas start pushing it. I don't care if your kids up. Because get what?
Starting point is 01:26:08 I'm gonna fuck you with your door open cause you got a curtain and your door don't close so what we're gonna do hey I'm gonna fuck your friend too hey you got sagged titties and you ain't got no kids that ain't cool we're about to bring some ladies up here
Starting point is 01:26:37 We got room on the couch Y'all show some love My home girl, Chrissy Too Real She's sloppy Erica Come on up here What's all crazy Just hot over this couch
Starting point is 01:26:51 La bit hot over that couch We're like You feel Y'all jump on the couch We ain't got no stuff Hey or not Look at Eric any bit Y'all show some love
Starting point is 01:27:00 She'll cut a cloud open How you get that cloud I'm fine with a cloud Then cut it open Hell yeah. What we doing? We're just chilling, man. Late night talk with that.
Starting point is 01:27:11 We're just talking. That shit will fly what you just did. You get it? That shit will live. That shit will fly. You should say that shit was just fly what you did, DC. Oh, okay. So that shit was flat what you did, D.C.
Starting point is 01:27:23 Appreciate it. What you need to refill on, Eric? You too old to be having bread going to the side, bit. I'm just letting you know that now. Fuck you. You know, no bad bitch had them brain going to the side. Yeah, yeah. They gotta walk like there, though.
Starting point is 01:27:35 Hey, Flat, that's your girl mama who kicks you. Who keeps grabbing on your dick? What are you trying to say, a little bit-ass, niggins. You got a walk like this, though. Erika, I want that look like that auntie that might give you that pussy. Ain't on Mike. I will. Come on, get me. Come on, see me, nephew.
Starting point is 01:27:52 I only got one... I'm only got one mic. I'm rinked joke down, Erica. Damn, you fucking have somebody like doing that. You can't talk about nobody. I'm right. I ain't got nothing. Fuck you mean. No.
Starting point is 01:28:03 I ain't gonna say about me. I know. I know. I talk about shit. I ain't got. Like, damn, that nigga ain't got no eyebrows. Yeah. And what you're going to say now? My eyebrows ain't there, you can't think. They show length.
Starting point is 01:28:16 Your own wasn't either, but you're drunk. Nick, I got, you better shut off. I love you. That's what I want you to do. Get hot. Now, you don't want me to get hot. Yes, I do. I want you to get hot time.
Starting point is 01:28:26 This is so crazy, y'all. You don't want me to say what I was going to say. I love it. You said. I'm not going to say it. I'm trying to press your fucking. Y'all quit all this shit. He better leave me alone.
Starting point is 01:28:35 Leave your Erica alone, man. I'm gonna get on her friend with these long-ass sock boots. That big out of the ass. Be stressed the hell out of wave cap, too. Like, bitch, we put that hill in that wave cap. Hey, I ain't even know that she had some du rag boots on. That bitch is in that mom. Oh, I got du rag boots on.
Starting point is 01:28:53 Stretch that side, Eric. Hey, fly. This bit was in there like, girl, I sweat as shit. Go ahead. She's going to be silky as hell when she takes that. Give me the mic and socks. So I wouldn't show that damn corn on my pinky toe. I got two of them.
Starting point is 01:29:05 Oh, shit. I thought I was going to be saved. That big got on some shoes and put on some tube sock. Nigger, I had it. Big I swear. I ain't never seen the motherfucking sock boots. Ladies, y'all be doing the absolute moose. He's killer roach in the corner boots.
Starting point is 01:29:20 Do don't, throw don't turts sock boots. Hell yeah. I like trying to feel the past them. That shit's nice. She could dance real good. She got the slink skin. Snake skin with the gold on. Man, they're going to be asking about these boots.
Starting point is 01:29:33 Fuck y'all. They're going to be asking you where the head you went and bought them. I got them from. Don't go in that store, girl. They sell sock boots. How do you know? I swear I've seen the girl at 85. Y'all, I thought I was safe.
Starting point is 01:29:46 No, you thought you were warm. Hey, you got to get them sock boots on Facebook. D.C. I've been stressed for like 30 minutes. I can't move, E. It won't stay. That's why she wore the jean because they lose. They lose if she wear them regular.
Starting point is 01:30:05 She put them over her knees. She looked thick. when they're over her knees. They look like socks if they go below her knees. She got the stretch. Fuck y'all, they're cute. I don't know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 01:30:14 They're cute. They're cute. Oh, shit. Hey, my nigga, she took this out with the sock boots. Carlos was just liking these boots in the back. Don't do that. Now, don't give me wrong.
Starting point is 01:30:25 It's going to take a minute for you to pay them to see them. I ain't noticed they were sock boots then. You tricked me. I thought they was regular boots with socks. Let me hit the blunt and aisle with these boots all. Fuck you. Fuck you, me. That is a hit a nigga of the blacks.
Starting point is 01:30:38 Not all I want to know is do you wear socks with the socks boots up. Hell no. Nah, ain't no socks on me. Did you reach and grab hood like that when you asked? Let me hit that home. Now he held the blend for me. I don't hold a blunt when I smoke you, fuck it. Why you be holding the blood for these females when they smoke the blood?
Starting point is 01:30:54 He held the blunt. That nigga be getting burnt. He did. Come on, baby. Come on, get the wig. Why y'all trying to act like I put the tip in or something? What the fuck? He did.
Starting point is 01:31:05 He did. I'm not about to blame. I ain't this shit, whoa. You didn't do that wrong. Hold on, what y'all got me into right now? We're going on. This shit is. You ever seen the big coffee room?
Starting point is 01:31:16 There's some shit going on. I don't know. You ever seen the big comfort couch? This shit is really late night. This is. Late night on the 85 south couch. Well, talk about some real shit. I don't want to keep talking about her got-down sock, boo.
Starting point is 01:31:27 They're real. She got a sock under it. That's what I was going to say. They're her pain, man. Oh, okay. Watch you. I don't want to talk about her rich a sentence. You're a real.
Starting point is 01:31:35 You're a real friend, though, to get us off your friend. Forget what? When this shit, I'm going to get back on those soft boo? You ain't going to get back on my damn sock, boo. I'm like, hey, Shaugh, come in real talk. I got some current events for you. I'm going to point out of business. I'm like, come on.
Starting point is 01:31:47 Floyd Mayweather is coming out of retirement. No, he's not. I don't think so. I think it's just. What if he gets beat up, though? Just a little, you know, for attention. I'll lose for two men. I'll get in that get knocked.
Starting point is 01:31:58 Me too. You hit me as hard as you want. Hit me. Hit me. This is what else happened? Don't do nothing. Yeah, let's talk about. She made $1,000,000, gazillion dollars.
Starting point is 01:32:11 Hey, hey, hey, it was a good movie, but I don't think he need all the god-thane. Why you're hanging on the black man? Let that man get that money, man. She's some brave, man. Let that man get that money, man. No, it was a good movie. She hanged like a motherfucker. That's not hating, nigga.
Starting point is 01:32:24 That's my... Hayden. That's my opinion, man. I'm not hated. It was a good movie, but I think the other movie, um, fences should get all the, um... Until you started in, I'm going to put my head on right. Y'all don't think Fencing should have got the publicity that Giddle is getting. Fentzzi was good, but they were talking too damn much.
Starting point is 01:32:43 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the fucking should have got? What the fucking should have got? It should have got a Grammy. That's what she said? That's the wrong thing. It's an Oscar, motherfucker. I didn't say Grammy, you were all lost.
Starting point is 01:33:02 No, hold up. What did it should have got? He's trying to talk. You said grammar. They should have got a movie more publicity. If the shit would have got more publicity, we wouldn't be talking about the shit right now. It's really they fought for not getting the publicity.
Starting point is 01:33:20 Publicity? No. Hell no. That ain't what it was. It was publicity. And I want some. God damn it. You're sitting on the publicity
Starting point is 01:33:30 and you don't want to come up over. Give me all the policity. That's why this show ain't doing good. We ain't getting enough policity. We should have told some more motherfuckers. It's three empty seats in this bitch because we ain't get no policity. Man, shut up.
Starting point is 01:33:48 I think it was a good movie, but I don't... Damn show what? Would have been even better. What's the policity? Shut up. Shut up, Kyle off. I don't even like publicity. Yes, you do.
Starting point is 01:33:58 You had it and you loved it. He's talking about ain't you loved it. Policity. So, keep going to be going to. The bitch you know with all the police and don't want to get nobody none. You made me so sick. But that's what I was saying. That's what I was saying.
Starting point is 01:34:14 I think fences was way better than that. They just talked too much. And you know what else happened? And you know what else happened? What else happened? DC Young Flies on motherfucking hip-hop squares every goddamn Thursday night, Wednesday night. Moon runs. Monday night.
Starting point is 01:34:30 Yeah. I'm telling you so you can hate on him too. No, I'm not on hater. That's not, hey, that's just my opinion. Fentzis were good, but get out with straight, though. That's just my opinion. I just said, get out. It ain't nothing new.
Starting point is 01:34:42 He won't no real nigga, though. Fucking with the black men and shit. We already know the home. Let me tell you why, Erica. That's why you mad because it's about a white woman tricking the black bitch. Come on, man. It's a good movie. It's a good point.
Starting point is 01:34:55 I didn't say it was not a good movie. It was a good movie. I just think Fencer should have got more. No, this is what it was. Fuck, get out. Get Out is getting all these accolades because. Look at it as a whole, people. Black women, you're just mad because of the other black woman
Starting point is 01:35:09 doing all their crying shit. I was with you. What are you talking about? Fences. No, did you see the fucking movie? That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that it was good. Y'all got the message from Get Out,
Starting point is 01:35:19 but I think Fencer was more for us. But we went with the white folks. We didn't go with the white folks. It was telling a story. Listen to this. It was opening your eyes. When I watched Fences, I wanted to fight my real daddy. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:35:33 When I watched Get Out, I was, I had questions after get out. Why that nigger spent the weekend with the white people? And why after the first motherfucker, he didn't get the hell of home? After that nigga ran to me, all of a sudden, me, don't get no fuck out of him. It was good to see some black people do some other shit. That nigga was like, oh, y'all, y'all not even getting a message. Y'all don't see this shit every day with Kanye.
Starting point is 01:35:58 What the fuck are you talking about? Them hoes got roots on them niggas. That's all get out with the problem. You're mad because of black. That's all that we put y'all on. What are you talking about? I'm talking about, get out. All these foreign bitches, she's mad at foreign bitches, bro.
Starting point is 01:36:11 What is you talking about? I'm not mad at nobody. That ain't nothing to be mad about these holes about what they doing that I ain't doing. I get dick, I get black dick. We know that, Erica, but I'm saying the movies with the foreign bitches, you like fuck them ho. Well, fuck them all. Shit, I don't get a fuck about no foreign bitch. See, bishes had all niggas in that bitch.
Starting point is 01:36:31 That don't mean I'm being no hater. He's no hater. I'm just saying. Was it a good movie? I didn't did I know did I ever say it was not a good movie I just had too much talking I just said I like one moving more than I'm going to get back together oh no I want to see some action I just said I don't know what y'all talking about no she's saying we didn't get that we need the problem fuck it they both good movies I got them
Starting point is 01:36:56 both on booed I got them both on booed because I fuck with fences but I was a good more holes I ain't talking about no foreign hole nigga you don't went all off the limb You don't need like to move with the mask Do who? The mask Nicker with Jim Carrey With the foreign bitch in the When she walked in the bank That's my favorite movie, nigga
Starting point is 01:37:12 When that bitch walked in the bank You hated that part You're talking about some shit That came out in 94 My girl my hair form What's you talking about? She said she foreign My wig's porn
Starting point is 01:37:24 My wig form Fuck all that My girl's porn She's still attached Fuck y'all I hate all you She's sliding to the back Because I'm high
Starting point is 01:37:33 but I can pull up. Yeah, Erica's stupid. I can pull up. Erica, you really? What are you yelling about? Erica threw her ass and the butt on the book. I didn't have thought about I'm the brother. Why you got me messed up?
Starting point is 01:37:45 You're not messed up. She said she's foreign. Wow. How? I'm black. My mom is white and black. You black? Look at your face.
Starting point is 01:37:54 I love that shit. You black. I love when the hood chick trying to tell you she ain't all the way hood. Bitch. My dad is black. My daddy was white skin. How you foreign and your mom? Mama, white, white people ain't foreign.
Starting point is 01:38:05 That's what I'm saying. I'm not foreign. I'm just. She said my daddy black and my mama white. I'm foreign. I never said I was foreign. She said I was foreign. I just let you know what I am.
Starting point is 01:38:19 This is the 85 South show. We make this show accessible to everybody. Even the foreign people. My son boots foreign. Fuck y'all. The soft food's foreign. Even the white people are like, We're not foreign?
Starting point is 01:38:36 Yes, y'all are little shut the fuck up. Y'all foreign. Y'all got to ask. We'll fuck them. I don't get tired. That is hilarious. Oh, my God. I love my race.
Starting point is 01:38:47 What else? Did I say I was foreign? Yes. No, I did not? Y'all. I'm foreign, too, because I got 3% Cherokee than me. These motherfuck all that. These motherfuckers are retarded, man.
Starting point is 01:38:58 She said her mom. We all foreign. Who said I was foreign y'all? You got my mom. You got me and. Y'all, kick y'all ass off the couch. These edges for and fuck that. Y'all making my dick so.
Starting point is 01:39:09 He needs somebody to blame it on. Oh, this bullshit. Oh. You're going to quit hating these things. I am. Y'all cut the bullshit. Y'all know what the fuck movie y'all talking about. They're all good movies.
Starting point is 01:39:22 I want to sing everything with some black folks in. I even wanted to see King Cohn, God damn it. No, that shit was lit. If y'all didn't see Key Cone, he said today. He did. Good shit. I ain't see that. Hey, hey, sweetheart, what you drinking on?
Starting point is 01:39:37 Who the drunk is in this motherfucker? You can win something right now. Who think they're the drunkenest. Let me see. Look at the white boy, he hired, fuck. Soon as their life came on. He's like, most lit. Most lit audience member.
Starting point is 01:39:47 Who are the most lit? How many of you had? She snuggledoo. Anybody snuggled to be the littest. You stupid. She was like. Let me snaggettoo. She lit.
Starting point is 01:39:59 Maybe don't get a fuck about her life. I like them. I like y'all a little couple, though. They're married. They can't do too much. Fuck as you're talking about. That's what married people do. Oh, y'all?
Starting point is 01:40:12 No, that's something. Not yet. I'm married. I'm married people got like a proper stance. But I like y'all a little relationship. Because you being yourself, you all drunk, got your bra on with a love. Spaghetti scrap. Like you fucking you is who you is.
Starting point is 01:40:24 Hey. I love this. I saw you, I like. Stop trying to steer that girl, man. I saw you. She won, Erica? Uh-uh. She up here like, I commend you.
Starting point is 01:40:31 me and you, brother. No, I don't talk about her. And she lay, you don't be with the fuck. He's here with them shoes on, like, she's on down going to fuck today. See? Like, you can be. You would have fixed them up, cook for him. Suggie dig over the speed, boy.
Starting point is 01:40:47 No, I, you keep talking about, ain't nothing wrong with sucking dick over the speed break. Oh. You're saying that's a bad time. You can't wait to get your dick sucked over the speed bump. Oh, we got some. some real ones in here. Some niggins can't get something
Starting point is 01:41:05 to know the speed, but... Like, Nick, I'm grown and fuck. Real ground. I don't suck dick all over the shit. What did you say, Eric? I don't. Look, she all had a luxury reaction line so hard. I don't suck dick.
Starting point is 01:41:19 I don't. Y'all, y'all. Oh, no, we got to remove off on the couch. Now, you're too got down grown. Hold on, wait, wait one second. You're going to sit up in the house of the Lord and lie like you don't suck dick. Girl, you ought to be a shame to yourself.
Starting point is 01:41:36 You're going to come in here acting like you ain't sucked dick before. You can't even keep your mouth closed now because your jaw loose. You've been sucking dick earlier this week. Any bitch with green hair that sucks some dick somewhere. Now you can act like you ain't never tickle no balls. If you want to, hey, hey, hey, hey, I know a dick sucker. When I see one, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Starting point is 01:42:09 I say, I know a dick sucker. No a dick sucker. When I see one, and it's you. Digging fly, take me up through that. He said he knows that, when he sees the one, because, She's such a dick. She's asking big!
Starting point is 01:42:35 She's agnick! She's agnick! She's agnick! She's sagged nick! The legs in the church is wild Bring it right back. Take them up through that. Rest in peace to short and low.
Starting point is 01:43:17 Backhead must be two sides. God damn! Must be two sides. Two sides. Y'all going to let me redeem on the band. Y'all ain't never seen a dope boy rap and play the piano at the same time. No. No.
Starting point is 01:43:40 Bet you can't do it like me. Lean with it, rock with it. What's that? Let me see that lappy tapping. Let me tap. She won't that bubblegum. I knew a bitch name Blackhead. She gave the whole blockhead.
Starting point is 01:44:03 Amen. And every time you see her. Uh-huh. Oh. Uh-huh. Not only was she fine. She was sexy. She was cute.
Starting point is 01:44:21 I want that bubble gum. Miss Bubbilicious, 32 flavors. From the Savannah Beach to the west side liquor store. You're missing one, Pritcher. There ain't nothing like a good old. Georgia Peach. You missed it one, brother. Congregation.
Starting point is 01:44:48 Congregation. I just want to take a few moments. Take a few moments. And dedicated to the women's in the congregation. Hold up, Pastor. I'm getting a spirit. I'm getting the spirit. And it's telling me to the windows.
Starting point is 01:45:09 To the fucking. You all. So that's so wild. Drop down my mom. Motherfucking ball. Oh, Ski, Ski, Ski, Mawker. Oh, Ski, Ski, Gadao. Oh, Ski, Ski, Madao.
Starting point is 01:45:26 Oh, Ski, Ski, Gadaugh. Oh, Ski, Ski, Mada. Oh, Ski, Ski, Gadao. Ski, Ski, Ski, Ski, Ski, Ski, Ski, Ski, Ski, Ski, Ski. Yeah Aha Ski Ski
Starting point is 01:45:48 Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski Yeah, I can't do you Oh my God Everybody here going to hell
Starting point is 01:46:01 Go ahead and Get it started And everybody Anybody that leg Whistle why you're twerk That's gonna repeat tonight Twit some
Starting point is 01:46:16 All these niggas You gotta repeat tonight And all these holes Somebody Gonna fuck tonight Let she raise her head Amen Amen
Starting point is 01:46:33 We got Brother Nav Green In the building One of our top deacons who brought it out to me and made me go back in the scripture because he highlighted the point that it takes Maine and Womane to go roll. That's a two people decision.
Starting point is 01:47:00 A lot of fellas like to take the guilt and the blame for going roll. She let you go roll. Y'all both did that. The ladies be out here, raw dick shaming. They don't want your slut shaming. Ro dick shaming. They say things like, you niggas are raw anything.
Starting point is 01:47:25 That's a goddamn lie. Because I wouldn't roll nothing. Who I know wasn't ready to be a good single mom. I saw the college degree. I know you had a good job. Money saved up You don't be doing shit at five o'clock Take that little nigga to football
Starting point is 01:47:48 After school Basketball I'm gonna pay for it Don't put me on the child support Keep the white folks out I got them business Come on somebody Come on somebody Somebody
Starting point is 01:48:10 Hey, my. Hey, ma'am. Hey. Bless it. Blessing. I know, motherfucking, well, y'all wasn't about to play no Mayback music. I know, right. Not in this church.
Starting point is 01:48:27 We don't do that shit up here. I don't know what the fuck wrong with y'all. If you don't let me light the blunt at the Smith's old bar. They ain't never been this. There are many niggas in here. Come on, somebody. Hey, man. This is some shit now.
Starting point is 01:48:49 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. Hey, man. Oh. You were, you really, you really, this shit, Martin Luther King was dreaming about. That's why I don't go to black churches now.
Starting point is 01:49:09 I know, right? Yeah, you don't know where the goddamn. It's over, boston. But come on. Before you go, you're like, oh, I think you're touching the people because they don't got closer. They don't got closer. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:23 So I think you're really, you're touching the people. We didn't brought them closer together. Yes, you're touching the people, boo. I see the love. Yes, I see the love. They face it. Yeah. I see the love.
Starting point is 01:49:34 After they leave here tonight, hey. I bet you $500 to a fucking of shit. He's going to be riding around. Looking for a speed bump. Oh! Oh! Oh, yes. Oh.
Starting point is 01:50:04 Hey! Oh. One more time. Oh. Let me put the head back in. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I think somebody need to get baptized. Ooh, no, we're gonna do that shit when we come back.
Starting point is 01:50:16 Fly. You know we got, we're about to bring some amateurs. Oh, the church over with? Oh, nigger, we'll bring it back. We'll do the benediction. We gotta take up an offer. We gotta take off an offer. We're gonna take this, nigger.
Starting point is 01:50:27 Hey, don't forget to get the money. Carlos. Hold up. You need another t-shirt to go over his head. That shit wet. Let's see what we had, fly. What we had with? Y'all are.
Starting point is 01:50:38 Carlos. Y'all enjoying yourself. You ain't gonna let me redeem myself. No, you can't say shift you in your second dick. I never say that I don't know who let you in. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Before we go.
Starting point is 01:50:51 She wanted to redeem myself. Listen, listen, listen. I never said I don't suck dick. What you do then? You nibble? I got my tooth pulled. My teeth don't shift it. I'm retired.
Starting point is 01:51:00 I don't do that shit no more. I've been cutting up. Hey, look at all the niggas who disappointed in you. I can't do it. You don't use your. T to suck no dick Hey
Starting point is 01:51:12 You don't you no tea To suck no dick I'll say you don't need no tea To suck no dick You don't need no tea To suck no dick You must be mind fucking crazy girl Stop using them teeth
Starting point is 01:51:33 You must be out of your mind Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on Because lip tongue is spit miss, damn. You don't need no tea to suck no dick. Uh-oh. I said, you don't need no tea to suck no dick. We are this bitch. We're about to bring some amateurs.
Starting point is 01:51:56 Bring some amateurs. Let's tell you what it is. Hey! We got our quiet already. Y'all give it up our quater. Chat. That's a nigga hell That nigga there
Starting point is 01:52:10 We're telling them to stop You tell them to keep going We're gonna move this Hey Chad We're gonna move this table We're leaving this table right here Don't pull the curtain When that shit ain't that serious
Starting point is 01:52:19 Y'all they got to pull the curtain Knicks gonna unrivol to Make some noise You and join yourselves ahead of night Make some noise if you're drunk Make some noise if you're drunk Give me some of them men
Starting point is 01:52:31 That's why they ain't left yet They drunk You know we get a little long wind sometime but this is what we're doing we want to do this shit once a month y'all keep supporting us we're gonna bring some dope as entertainment to the city we're gonna make sure everybody who
Starting point is 01:52:45 been watching the show who've been wanting to try the new red bull flavors get to try one now you know I can't get off these shit's fine who got the weed in there bitch trying to get high all right what
Starting point is 01:53:02 shout out to my man Steve Brown comedian Extraordinaire. What's up, bro? We in his bitch. We in him, man. I appreciate everybody. I know, we in this bitch.
Starting point is 01:53:15 Crowd what? Hold up. Before we bring the amateurs, we got any comments from the crowd? We're good? What, now? Now, where you at? We got comments. Hold up, band.
Starting point is 01:53:26 Y'all giving us music for everything. Hey, this motherfucker ain't gonna reach that. This shit like a merch. Yeah, that is. We got plenty of goddamn cord. I'm going to be horse and forked tomorrow. That's who? Flat is you?
Starting point is 01:53:41 Oh, shit. All that shit tangled up. Don't worry about it. We'll do it on the way we want to come back if it's too tangled up. We got any comments. Somebody come up here and hollet now if you want to drop. Who had a comment? Drop your 85 South Show comment or anything.
Starting point is 01:53:55 Anybody have 85 South Show comment? We got smoke in the builder, man. You got a comment smoke. Who we got? Set it off. Set it off. Set it off. Who else is that?
Starting point is 01:54:05 Maurice over there? Is that big horn? Y'all seen bike and boys. Y'all remember the daddy. What's up, why? That's like the speed built like the daddy. Shout out to all my comedians. Shout out to my man, Newface.
Starting point is 01:54:14 My n-N-Haw-N-Haw-E-Historian. Newface, hip-hop historian. Anything you need to know about so rap music or anything hip-hop culture. Hit New Face. N-U-F-A-C-E. Y'all ready to turn this shit up. Shout out to my man, cut too.
Starting point is 01:54:27 We got some amateurs. I don't even know who's been holding me down. Shout out to all my new business. This is my new family, man. y'all show some more love to the band, bro. You want to introduce them? It's the first act right here. I don't even know who the...
Starting point is 01:54:39 I can't see that shit. I got you. I can't see that shit. A-Town. Make some noise. One more time. Just let me hear everybody who in here. Hey, this is our first official 85 South show variety show. Hosted by me, Carlos Miller, and your man, D.C. Youngfly.
Starting point is 01:54:57 We're bringing this shit to Smith's old bar once a month. This is the jump off. We thank y'all. for coming out and making this shit official with us. My first man coming to the stage to bless us tonight all the way from Belmont, North Carolina, influenced by Pempsi and Andre 3,000. He performing this hit single.
Starting point is 01:55:22 Lord have mercy, and he's going to bless us with some nostalgia. Y'all welcome to the stage, my man, Matrix P, Show some love for MatrixP, everybody. What's up, Patrick P? Matrix P! Matrix P! Matrix P! What it is?
Starting point is 01:55:41 Yeah, what it is? Yeah, yeah. I'm saying the right, bro. Oh yeah, Matrix P. Oh, yeah. So we gonna get straight to it? Well, goddamn, my name Matrix P from Belmont, North Carolina in the country.
Starting point is 01:55:54 Is that cool? Can I get y'all some damn country-out tunes, you know what I'm saying? Is that cool? I'm old singing ass niggas, so my mom say I can sing, so shit, let's strike it up. Yeah. This country imperial, our country, country, period. We ride, you know, we swerving, we bent the corner, Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy.
Starting point is 01:56:20 Hell, yeah, we ride, and you know we're swerping, we bent the corner, Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy. Y'all can move. We're riding, you know, we're going to. swerving, we've been the corner, Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy. Hell yeah, we ride in, you know, we swerving, yeah, this is how we do it, hey, we don't heard that them brides out, so we put in the car light, jumping out of them cars like, we don't see police car lights, every time that we all out, have a ball in the park lights,
Starting point is 01:56:54 drinking shower, cigars out, we just leave a fool, bill, billed car right, I don't know what They be on, but I came to have a good time. Let's go. Drink it while we list fit to the OJ's the moon and stars. So you know we're going to shine. Yeah, just watch this, yeah, yeah, but you know I can't forget the cold. They'll stab you in your back, nigger what a foes. I ain't never seen you kicking, nigga, what are those?
Starting point is 01:57:18 We're raised in the country, nigga, what a rose. I can get my hands dirty if I have. Bidna made gin in the bathtub, bathtub. Drink a little bit, then we act up. Get full of our self, don't gas. We've been through curve, I'm getting nervous. My partner's swerving and he swanked and been drinking around that clock his time is wasted. He looked me in my face and said, Major, we ain't going to make it take the wheel, Lord.
Starting point is 01:57:45 Now I know y'all can sing. Can y'all sing? What, sing this for me? Say, oh, Lord. Say, oh, Lord. Oh, y'all better than that. Come on. We ride in, you know we swerp in, bend the corner, Lord have mercy.
Starting point is 01:58:05 Oh, yeah. Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy. Here we go. Say, oh, Lord. Say, oh, Lord. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, yeah, we ride and you know we're swerving. Hey, hey, oh, Lord.
Starting point is 01:58:34 Yeah, say, oh, Lord. Okay, cool. Hey, let's go move to the next one. Yeah. I will not be before you long. I know that's what the preach say, but let's move it. And this is how we're doing back home, because I'll be riding with the windows down. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:59:09 All it is is me in my dream. Hey And I don't And I don't And I don't and I don't And I don't and I don't and I don't and I don't And I don't care what you think Hey
Starting point is 01:59:30 I don't care what you think Yeah yeah Yeah This how we do it Hey just how we do it And we go ride with me Go ahead and swear with me go ahead and swang with me swang swang these hoes be choosy bro stepping out the
Starting point is 01:59:48 foreign yeah I'm fluent ho I'm moving bro my girl look like she mixed with hallelujah bro I'm like that you loving what I'm doing we're a movement bro to have a money making that it's all I influence I got a thank for spending for no reason help me Jesus do I'm greasy when I'm stepping out there lexas black and ceiling man you show is ugly your chick she's showle is easy I I made those hook my cousin, she saw my leather seating, damn. That's it, y'all fuck with that man. Appreciate y'all, man. I'm Matrix P, French, Prince of Belmont.
Starting point is 02:00:24 Y'all can rock with me. Hey, how your first shit went, how your first song went, round the corner. How your first song went round the corner. Look at mercy, Lord at mercy. Lord have mercy Lord have mercy Lord have mercy Lord have mercy
Starting point is 02:00:46 Lord have mercy y'all fucking with it Lord have mercy I mean we're trying to get niggas shot you know what I'm saying we know people out there got talent too
Starting point is 02:01:03 so y'all come up there it looks like a sound that can ride in the car you know the speakers we got any talent in the audience we got any singers and show Lord have mercy We would love to see some talent
Starting point is 02:01:15 from the audience If you think you got it Hollet my man right here They're gonna go from the start line no But I've been winged for this day right home Lord have mercy Real shit He gave me to Anthony Hamilton
Starting point is 02:01:31 Bob though When he was with naparoops and shit Are you about to fuck him up? Oh in the back in the day Lord have mercy You already fucked up His voice sounded like a good tart off You just fucked up that
Starting point is 02:01:41 Anthony Hamilton, though. No, I'm my thing. No, I'm a birthday. You're going to do a piece of that shit? Yeah, yeah, I get on that motherfucker. Hey, y'all got Charlotte. Oh, let me hear a piece of that shit fly. No, that amount.
Starting point is 02:01:56 Oh. I get on that motherfucker like, look. Y'all got D.C. Young Fly, new mixtape. I don't hear my shit. If you didn't know me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure you download that. Baby
Starting point is 02:02:09 Follow 85 South show on everything Lord have mercy Show what you're talking about, John John Lord have mercy baby Lord have mercy this a nigga really be for real
Starting point is 02:02:24 Lord have mercy Put that pussy right up on my face Everybody knows how said to get the time and the place huh And you know what's sad to what Lord have mercy baby
Starting point is 02:02:33 That's all I got That's all I can think about I think I think I think da-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- I think a nigga could just say that Vee got, look at
Starting point is 02:02:50 they showing the white boy I used the microphone He might just got out of jail You just got out of jail That nigg came straight from the ground Don't fuck with him, my nigga He got on A trombone
Starting point is 02:03:00 That they got on two skull caps That nigga Killing everybody in his bitch We got another nigga in the hat. Niggins look like the Icy Tower, man. Y'all ready for number two? Uh-oh. How many we got?
Starting point is 02:03:17 We got about three. Oh, my birthday. Lord, I mercy. We got three more, and we got, we're gonna do one from the audience. That's dope. I wonder how he ordered his food at Matt Dung. I want a small spry. And I don't you're making things.
Starting point is 02:03:37 You're going to have to wait a few minutes. I'm here. That's what they're going to tell them. You have to wait a few minutes. I don't mind, man. That's it, late. I get to all the beer, all the women who drink beer. Hey, any woman that drink Corona, you can fuck her outside.
Starting point is 02:03:55 Bid drink Corona, that bitch fucking outside. If she's got a Corona in your hand. If she drink a bit with the straw in it. If she drink a Corona, you ain't Mexican. Aw, bitch, you fucking. Come on here. I got time this. Bro, if she drank the bill with the straw in it, she'll fucking the car.
Starting point is 02:04:11 Spend it, she got to find it. All right. Our next amateur couple to the stage tonight. Lord Habmurb. Hey, that's my nigga. Hey, you got that one friend that's crazy as fuck, but you got to ride with them because they came with you. Even if they're dead ass wrong, you still got to fight and be like, man, it's some bullshit. It's my motherfucking birthday.
Starting point is 02:04:37 out he'll argue with these. Shout out to all the Ares in the building. Hey, let's ruin each other life. Okay, next person we got coming to the stage all the way from Akron, Ohio. By the way, a Stone Mountain, Georgia. So you know, of course, they influence by outcast, Missy, all the greats.
Starting point is 02:05:02 Who about to come up here, niggum? Performing the songs. Toot it, fruited. And I got it. Y'all welcome to the stage. Cardi Barkley. Y'all do that. That boy left the rest of his pants.
Starting point is 02:05:18 Man, shout out to the 85 South show. Make some noise for them, y'all. I am Cardi Barclay, and we just gonna rock it out, man. I'll give y'all my information in a minute. How many people know they got God in them? Truth. Thumbs up. Word.
Starting point is 02:05:33 Hey, whoever catch the shirt, got it. You got God in you. Bam, somebody called it. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah. I woke up in the morning. Shit.
Starting point is 02:05:46 Turn that beat up a little bit. Yeah. I walk up in the morning. Check. Look, walk up in the morning feeling like a million bucks. They calling me Jesus like rent. Island play for the bucks. I just switched up.
Starting point is 02:06:00 I got a designer and shit. Pray to be understood. Another people wonder who I'm working with. Don't worry. I'm going on it. Thompson's up in for curry. I gotta jump in two. If you're the one, then a plan to.
Starting point is 02:06:11 If you're the one who the station, been doing this for years. I'm finally doing that shit for my piss. Sandwich and chest, nigga, I'm finally doing the shit for my pit. Life switched on. Got them lit like a cheek chichon. Got them, hit down low songs.
Starting point is 02:06:24 Got them went to drunk, two drive homes. Why the riff, what the hell went wrong? I ain't by the long verse in a long time. You too short to stand in my line. Gotta be right this way by my. Nine times out of 10, I lie. You ride. Say I ain't the earless with these rhymes.
Starting point is 02:06:38 Now you lie like Dizel White should really do this blind. Eli, book that is. We're gonna hook them, kids, make them look at this. Look, we live. I'm out of sight like we got a time. We ain't got no sense. My chick flying first and say hi to mine. And we ain't got your bitch, Eli.
Starting point is 02:06:53 Forever, I love Atlanta. Forever. I love Akron. Jirond, Atlanta, because Jack. I've been doing this as I cut the lawn to your graham. Been rapping ever since you. Huh? No, come on, let me do Tutti-Foodie. Just cut it one more time, bro.
Starting point is 02:07:12 Cut right, Too-D-Fruity. Just please, bro. Come on, bro. I got it, yeah. I got it. I got it. They kill it. I got it.
Starting point is 02:07:23 I got it. I got it. I got it. A tut-frutty, oh, boo. Yeah. A-to-thruity, a-thruity,
Starting point is 02:07:31 a boo. A-to-thru-thruity? Look, why mamalupa, oh why bamboo, so tooth that do that, so too day, do that, do that. Real girls get down on the floor. Real girl get down on the, hey. Tell me what's the reason that you're here now. You got your whole damn family in your biz, now. You got the old dance squad on the dance flow.
Starting point is 02:08:03 And you know that beat, crack, like you jumping off the bend, you make that thing do that rotation. Throw that thing for some change, make that thing change location. You got your thing from your old age, and your brain put you in legs to make your chain a tootid and fruity, fruity, oh, booed. Real guns get down on the floor. Real guns get down on the... Hey, two of the, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, look, it's the, it was the shoes, it was the shoes. It was the shoe.
Starting point is 02:08:45 Hey, I ain't know you can move in, I'm goddamn pants. Hey, hey, hey, don't rank your pants, hey, don't break your pants, no, don't break your pants, boy, put your shirt down. This nigga got on leggings. This nigga got on leggings You heard ya, Cardi Barclay make some noise for y'all. Too-thruity, God, I'm fucking leant.
Starting point is 02:09:11 Hey, to-chut-chut-frut-thruiting. Dude-thruiting, got on the leggents. Tud-frut-frut-a-fut-lut-lut-lut. Oh! Oh! Oh! Shit, shit, shit, shit. Oh!
Starting point is 02:09:28 That nigger, too-the-fruding. Yo nigg is retarded! Hey, they told that niggas Tudu fruity one song, that nigg was like, please, bro. I was like, you bet to shine why you got the mic. That nigger tired of ice shit. Tudit fruity on that booty. Oh, that booty. Toot it fruity.
Starting point is 02:09:43 A to fruity. A tootin fruity. A tootin fruity. Tootin fruity. Tootin fruity. Eat the booty. Toot it food foodie. Eat the cootty.
Starting point is 02:09:55 Tudy fruity. Tudy fruity. That I don't know tight-eyed pants. A man, I don't know tight-and pants. in his ass. I said, that's his crazy. I said, that's his head.
Starting point is 02:10:06 Chill, chill, chill, chill. This is the 85 South show. This is the variety show. They're not Tudit Fruity if he was 40. It's a podcast for niggas. LaVar. Everybody made some noise with my boy Lavoie.
Starting point is 02:10:19 Lovar Walker. If Tudit fruita was 40, that's Tudit fruity and 40. Hey, Flai. Fly, we're about to do so. I got tired. I got tired watching Tudor Frut. I'm breathing hard.
Starting point is 02:10:31 That niger. Y'all show us some love one more time. Cardi Barclay. That nigga went in. Real shit, man. That nigga put it dick in the cameraman face, though. I hope this will you come and find your new favorite underground artist, man. D.C., we got...
Starting point is 02:10:46 Ted eyes in the building. Oh, oh, I say, we got Ted eyes in the building. I see some, I see some, I see some motherfucking, what? Ten eyes in the building. Big old w-D-D-W-T. Today's in the building. Today's in the building. You might as well let everybody see them.
Starting point is 02:11:10 Come out. Day time. Come out. Come out. Oh, see coming up. Come out. So, big ass. Today.
Starting point is 02:11:26 Today. Stop! This nigga trying to motherfucking smash. Hold on. This nigga, this motherfucker big. For real, for real. What side of the mill, auntie? Shut out.
Starting point is 02:11:42 Look, her titty so big, she got security. These tithes came with a bodyguard. They have to whoop that little nigger and take them tits. Move, nigger. How big to miss? Huge. 36 tributties?
Starting point is 02:11:57 Dang. You got don't, don't do my head titty. Dumb-ass! Dumb-d-dumb-ass! Hey, let's do something real flat real quick. How are we gonna look? I got my player partner in the house right now. Who your prayer partner in the house?
Starting point is 02:12:11 Man, you, my man, fat man. Oh, your boy, fat man. This is one of the most intercollected cool niggas I ever knew. Most definitely. So look, he gonna come up here. Just watch what this nigga do. Just get that nigga microphone. Oh, say no, no.
Starting point is 02:12:25 Watch this shit right here. I can't wait, my boy, cold. Uh-oh. Go crazy. He got a mic. No, you can have this mic right. He'll leave that one right there. All right, bet.
Starting point is 02:12:37 I'm going to put this one so we can have. Hey, you talking about, what's up, goddamn? Hey, I know you don't know me. I don't know you. We even. Right now, you're here. Let these niggins handle their little technique. Yeah, I'm talking about.
Starting point is 02:12:56 He doesn't say, act like you know me for about four, five. seconds in any bit. You hear him, that's just like a nigga be on their job and he'll clock out. And don't tell nobody. Oh, it's my turn. Oh, bet that. I thought they were coming back. Look here. I'm hearing a freestyle in that bit. Hey, man, you crank something up
Starting point is 02:13:19 real slow. You know, I'm going to just tell you how it go. And I ain't nothing like that nigga you seen before. You hear me? Cause my pants ain't tight Why? Gotta keep my shit loose. The tight ain't right
Starting point is 02:13:37 I'm black, big nut, nigga tight ain't plight Here you torn by Miss I'm from down Decatur Ride 85 side Oh, I ain't no hater Yeah, don't talk to no bitch And let's hit by that paper
Starting point is 02:13:53 And I'm at my mama, I gotta go, I see you later Hey fucking with the trail Eat a fancy meal Fuck out on the bill In the shabby bill It's running out of gas
Starting point is 02:14:09 In the club I ain't running out of gas By I get my own paper Got my own bank Yeah Came up in the club With my own drink Woo! And you know
Starting point is 02:14:23 It's dirty, dirty, dirty I'm from the east And I ain't worried, word, Hey, look, that's it, man, cut this shit off. One time. Hey, I'll finish. Wee, oh. Oh.
Starting point is 02:14:44 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 02:14:54 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hello Hey, man, I'm body, man My name's bad man, this one I just can't approach all day
Starting point is 02:15:07 You hear Oh, I Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I can't do what's what you do No, I can do what you do Oh
Starting point is 02:15:30 But I try Not D.C. Young Fly Aye I Ah Ha ha For crazy
Starting point is 02:15:43 Backwoods It's in the building Hey I told y'all Y'all y'all show some love for Fat Man D.C. Young Fly Hit it one more Hit it.
Starting point is 02:15:58 This nigga, too, the fruit is so creative. He's still here. You stupid. This thing is still here. You stupid. This nigga does, did nobody see him putting that right now? That niggins, he threw that, man.
Starting point is 02:16:13 Hey, who's falling off? Who need a red bull? That nigga, yeah. I'm coming through with some, come through, come through. Somebody, hey, distribute. Distribute. Shout out the backwoods in the building.
Starting point is 02:16:25 Anybody need a backwood, holly at me. Y'all make sure everybody get, who need a backwood? It's so dark in here, you can roll the blown up. We got some backwoods, gift package coming real soon. It's so dark in here, you can roll up now. Niddle's been rolling. Hey, Fly, check this out, man. All the way from Grand Rap is Michigan, bro.
Starting point is 02:16:44 Hey, fall. Performing their song, Autumn. Them Titties. She sing backwrap. Ma'am, you didn't give us your name. What's your name? Cedreida, but y'all make some noise. Welcome to the stage.
Starting point is 02:16:57 My man James Lewis and Sedrina. James Lewis and Sidrena. How y'all doing tonight? First off, I want to say, y'all motherfuckers are beautiful out there. So once again, give a round applause for y'all.
Starting point is 02:17:15 I appreciate y'all. Testing, testing. But tonight, I just want you guys to vibe with me out real quick, you know. I feel like we're going to take you guys to church for a real quick second, all right? I gave a pain and I gave a loss and she never wanted
Starting point is 02:17:29 deep down I still love her shit never know I gave a pain and I gave her thoughts that she never want her that she never want her my nigga Jeremy told me because you ain't a regular
Starting point is 02:17:40 person no more just know that when you walk through that door you gotta give them something different you gotta shake up competition and now you're living for these 80 percenters tell my mama no more TV
Starting point is 02:17:55 dinners we're just trying to be winters I gotta give them something different I gotta kill my competition So let me run them down gutting them down That's the only thing we know Niggas take life a show Stuck in a complex trying to sell their soul for the contract Looking for a chest to blow
Starting point is 02:18:10 Countless days I've gone through pain I know your name Stuck in time shutting it down and give you more But everybody don't feel the same But I'm asking why Why? Why am I feeling this way Feel I just running away Mama and they always say
Starting point is 02:18:23 Never stop trying to fly Until you reach the sky Mama, your son arrived, Mama, your son arrives. Money don't grow on trees. Money don't grow on trees. Money don't grow on trees. Money don't grow on trees. But if it did, if it did, please, just let it fall right now.
Starting point is 02:18:44 Hey, let's go. Money don't grow on trees. Just let it fall right now. Just let it pour right now. Oh, the place has never seen. Visions never dream Where the life without love Tell me what it means
Starting point is 02:19:00 So many questions Not enough fences And really we're secure And family is the cancer Pain in your eyes Come with no surprise Look up to the sky And tell me where you fly
Starting point is 02:19:13 Heart never lie Yeah Yeah so look me in my eyes And just let it Follow me Follow me Just let it on. Let's go.
Starting point is 02:19:28 Follow me. Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's go. Just let it out. Hey, let's go. Come on. Hey, just let it on. Follow me. Let's go.
Starting point is 02:19:43 Let's go. Follow me. One more time. Money don't grow on trees. Money don't grow on trees. Money don't grow on trees. Money don't grow on trees. Money don't grow on trees.
Starting point is 02:19:55 Money don't grow on trees. But if it did, if it did, please just let it fall right now. Let's go. Money don't grow on trees. Please just let it for right now. Please just let it for right now. Autumn. Appreciate y'all.
Starting point is 02:20:13 Thank you very much. I am James Lewis. I am James Lewis. Follow me, Instagram, Twitter, everything. Yeah, that's some talented shit. Make sure y'all stick around. We got a surprise performance at the end of the show for those who don't have to go.
Starting point is 02:20:32 You can kick it just a little bit more. What's your name? James Lewis. Yeah. Y'all meant to know for them. That was another song. I like the melody. And they looked like you were doing a magic trick up here at first.
Starting point is 02:20:44 Show some love for everybody you've seen so far. She looked like a Japanese move. Hey man, once again, we really appreciate y'all coming out and showing us so much love for our first variety. variety show. We're crazy. We did everything. We're trying to do this for the fans, you know. To make this shit for y'all.
Starting point is 02:21:02 So if y'all got talent, we do this for y'all. We put on the shows when y'all come showcase y'all shit because y'all are the only people that are hearing y'all own shit, you know, so we want to take it out of the room. Bring you exposure to an audience. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, where you might, it may sound good. Hey, Fly, this next performer that I got coming to the stage, I feel, I feel like he doing, I feel like he's doing a
Starting point is 02:21:25 Let us a favor. Money don't grow on tree. Let it fall on down. Shout out to James Lewis. Money don't grow on trees, if it did, let it fall on down. Money don't grow on tree. Let it fall on down.
Starting point is 02:21:43 Say what, say what, say what? Money don't grow on tree, money don't grow on tree. Money don't grow on tree. Y'all got to fuck with it. That song got me high hell. Yeah. Y'all two motherfucking dope. Shout out to the band one more time.
Starting point is 02:22:04 I know that ain't the violin. That violin, niggins is a fool. Oh, they both y'all. Look at the white man. He didn't want to take the credit, but he was like, he's going to get it right. Say what, say what, say what? That shit.
Starting point is 02:22:25 Hold up. You ready? You ready? What time in there? Hey, that's what I was saying, Flat. This next performer that we got coming to the stage, I feel like he's doing us a favor, man. He don't have to be here.
Starting point is 02:22:38 If you've been to Atlanta House game, you've seen this man right here. Oh, that's my thing. Oh, shit. Somebody go to this house. Yeah, this shit about to go down. We need some tickets, too. I need everybody who in the building show some love all the way from Fort Valley, Georgia.
Starting point is 02:22:51 Put up your thumb. Our player partner, Sir Foster. Thunderstacks, Thunderstacks. More definitely, if you turn it up, here you go. Atlanta, what's going on? My name is Sir Foster. Sound man, can I get a little bit more on this one right here? All right, we're just going to keep it going.
Starting point is 02:23:26 This song that I'm going to do is off my upcoming album, which I hope to put out this fall. So I hope y'all ready to turn up because this song is called Turn This Up. Y'all ready? DJ gone and hit me with it one time. Or not? Really quick, while we're waiting,
Starting point is 02:23:44 y'all can hit me on Twitter at Sir underscore Foster. Also on Instagram at Sir Foster. And yeah, if you come to any Atlanta Hoss game, That's me on the keyboard. Just come to Section 107. Come see me, all right? Shout out to all y'all. 85 South for throwing this.
Starting point is 02:23:59 Thank y'all so much. DJ, y'all ready? Hit me with Turn This Up one time. Atlanta, Georgia. Turn this up, come on. Turn this up, come on. Turn this up, come on. Turn this up, come on.
Starting point is 02:24:14 Clap your hand. Turn this up, come on. Turn this up, come on. This side. Turn this up, come on. Turn this up, come on. Turn this up. Come on, that side, turn this up, come on,
Starting point is 02:24:24 Turn this up, come on, you ready? Y'all ready. See it, what's your mind? Turn this up, come on. Turn this up, come on. Turn this up, come on, turn this up, come on. Turn this up, come on. Changey such on.
Starting point is 02:24:54 Changey subject, change this show, come on. Journey subject, change this show, come on. Turn this up, come on. That's right. Y'all having a good time. Make some noise. I want to see everybody turn up one time. Turn this up, turn up, turn this up, turn.
Starting point is 02:25:41 Here we go. Here we go. I see y'all, that's right, turn this up, come on, come on, turn this up, come on, turn this up, come on. Oh, turn it up and turn it back, take it up on, turn it so on, turn it so forth, turn it up, turn it up, turn it and turn it, turn it up, turn this, turn. I mean, and I'm a lot of it. Everybody say turn this up, come on, turn this up, come on. Everyone say, turn this up, come on. Turn this up, turn this up, say turn this up, come on.
Starting point is 02:27:30 Keep going. That's right. ATL, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go! Let's turn this up about it! My name is Sir Foster.
Starting point is 02:27:46 Y'all were wonderful. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Sir Austin. For your next gig, only bring this, motherfucker.
Starting point is 02:28:00 Okay. See, that motherfucker in the trunk. Man, fuck that. That key Tatar is legendary. It wasn't even on, niggas. What is you saying? We waited for it to come on. to come on. It wasn't even playing. He was like,
Starting point is 02:28:12 I'm standing there like, I don't even hear it. He tricked the shit out of him. He dropped that shit and picked that up. I hear the act. He tricked y'all. Y'all show some of us. I fuck with the saxophone. That saxophone, that shit lit. Believe that god down. Back to the future motherfucker at the crib. Check this out. To vote for your favorite... Was I tripping?
Starting point is 02:28:33 To vote for your favorite act tonight. That shit went on, wasn't it? Make sure you follow 85 South Show and vote for your favorite act. On Twitter, we're going to have a poll. You can click whoever you want to vote for. I know I just bought that for my little nephew. I know I did. The fuck is wrong with you, man.
Starting point is 02:28:47 I just bought that. Big round up applause for everybody you've seen tonight. That shit don't work. This shit wouldn't even be right if we didn't bring the 85 South Show. Honey. Everybody's favorite, honey. Y'all saw some love.
Starting point is 02:29:05 Brady. Hey, guys. How y'all doing? Your music ain't fin to come blasting. Huh? Your music ain't fin to come blast. I ain't going to sing an original song tonight. Okay.
Starting point is 02:29:16 Because we're not on cocaine, DJ. What's you doing tonight, Brady? You're going to do something? We're going to let Brady have this shit for a minute. Yeah, Brady fined to kill this shit. You're going to hollered at the band or you just going to... Yeah, I'm going to sing with the band. We're going to freestyle because we're just guessing and shit.
Starting point is 02:29:31 Do your thing, Brady? You can sing. How y'all do it? How y'all do it? How you do it? You said, don't bring no keyboard. You said don't bring no keyboard. Don't bring no keyboard.
Starting point is 02:29:40 I hate you. Everybody enjoying themselves? Yeah? For all the times that you reign on my parade and all the clubs you're getting using my name, you think you broke my heart, oh boy for goodness sake. You think I'm crying on my own, well, I ain't. And I didn't want to write a song,
Starting point is 02:30:17 because I didn't want anyone thinking I still care or don't, but you still hit my phone up, and baby, I'll be moving on, and I think it should be something I don't want to hold back. Baby, you should know that. But Daddy don't like you, and he likes everyone. And I never like to admit that I was wrong. And I've been so caught up in my job, didn't see what's going on, but now I know
Starting point is 02:30:50 I'm better sleeping on my own. If you like the way you look that much, then baby you should go and love yourself. Come on, van, let's get it together. You think that I'm still holding on. on to something you should go and love yourself. Second verse. When you told me you hated my friends,
Starting point is 02:31:16 find a group. Problem with you and nothing. And every time you told me my opinion was wrong and tried to make me forget where I came from and I didn't want to write a song Cause I didn't want anyone thinking I still care. I don't, but you still hit my phone. Listen, and baby I'll be moving on.
Starting point is 02:31:44 And I think it should be something I don't want to hold back. Baby, you should know that my daddy don't like you and he likes everyone. There we go, clap. And I never like to admit that I was wrong. And I've been so caught up in my dad. caught up in my job I didn't say what's going on but now I know
Starting point is 02:32:09 I'm better sleeping on my own if you like the way you look that much then baby you should go and love yourself and if you think that I'm so holding on to something else
Starting point is 02:32:27 then baby baby you should go and love yourself okay Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-be. Oh, oh, oh, one more time, listen. Because if you like the way you look that much, then that'd be you should go and love yourself. And if you think That I'm still holding on
Starting point is 02:33:07 To something you should go and love yourself Brady Boy, y'all shows your love. Brady boy. 85 South Show. It's the 85 South Show. The 85 South Show. It's just the 85 South Show. We're in this bitch once again.
Starting point is 02:33:29 Tell your mama and your. cousin that is going down like panties on prom night everybody get their own flight uh-huh uh-huh shout out the backwoods shout out the backwoods for believing in us shout out the backwoods shout out the red bull make sure you follow 85 south show on everything yeah if you don't have your official 85 south show merch we got something in the building, hit the website 85 South Show.com. Shout out to the OG. We got O.G. Tyrone in the building.
Starting point is 02:34:05 Player, player. O.G, before you step out, I know you leave it, just let them sit in you on time, man. This is a player player. This is a player, player, player. Come up right quick, OG, let these people see you, man. Play, player. Hey, this OG, Tyrone.
Starting point is 02:34:26 O.G. Tyrone, man. This is what the 85 South show is all about, man. It's all about. That's what it's all about, man. That's the first Kangol. We got the OG who, he saw what we was doing. He came through, and he blessed us, man. What you want to tell him, OG. Tell him, O.G.
Starting point is 02:34:43 I'm just glad to be here to enjoy the show with y'all. Man, we appreciate you coming out. Wee through, OG. That lady just left off of here. She can really get on, man. Brady Ward. Y'all shos to love one more time, Brady Ward. You know he'll play and play.
Starting point is 02:34:58 He's saying she can get down. She can get down. She can get down. Tyrone, you think Brady Ward get down. We've been bullshit and playing all night. You might not know this, but my man, D.C. Young Fly got one of the hottest mixtape. Oh, shit. Who said that?
Starting point is 02:35:13 Appreciate you. Tell them the title of the mixtape, bro. If you didn't know me. Tell them where they can get the mixtape. You can go on my mixtapes and download it right now if you didn't know me or go to Instagram and D.C. Young Fly and click the link in the bio. Bro, you're gonna bless us with a piece off the mix tape. Yeah, I'm gonna bless you with a piece.
Starting point is 02:35:30 Ladies and gentlemen, y'all welcome to the stage. My man, D.C. Young Fly. Most definitely. Play by the right. You had by the right, they know, and what else? Right now? Right now. Play right now first.
Starting point is 02:35:45 What is that? Oh, that's right now? No, niggie's about, hold on, who that is? Can I get a stand? Can I hit? Why my shit ain't playing What my shit ain't playing?
Starting point is 02:36:11 Oh, he's all right with the bullshit, chat? Nika, I always got something going on. We're not going to tell them that we got this shit. Instrumentals. words okay you know I'd be smoking weed chant I know my songs but I don't know them like that you know niggas it's all good y'all ready that ain't even in the right tune I'm a sign and then y'all catch up with me all right all right Look
Starting point is 02:36:51 Feeling like the shit right now A nigga too late right now Hanging with my clique right now The chopin with the steaks right now Chilling with your bitch right now She chilling with the dick right now What, corn it down Yeah, with the shit right now
Starting point is 02:37:10 Hey, hanging with my thawes right now Smoke a lot of drugs right now Feeling like the poke right now For my money's up a cause right now I ain't going bro right now Every day you get dough right now Yeah Gotta wake up to do a show right now
Starting point is 02:37:27 Another dollar another hole right now Right now Right now Right now Right now Right now What? Right now.
Starting point is 02:37:50 I'm blowing on this thing right now. Full, what you think right now? Yeah. I'm swanging out the bank right now. You're mad cause you came right now. Walk up in the club right now. They show a lot of low right now. What?
Starting point is 02:38:04 I got my bloods and my clothes right now. And we don't give a foe right now. She's rubbing on my scars right now. She know I play hard right now. Yeah. I'm really in the field right now. Fuck around. Get killed right now.
Starting point is 02:38:18 What ? I ain't goin Buss's a sweat right now Cause a nigga Get a chair right now Yeah But if you bust some mood right now Don't get mad
Starting point is 02:38:26 Who is you right now Right now Right now Right now Right now What Right now Right now
Starting point is 02:38:36 What Right now Right now Right now Yeah right now Yeah right now Right now, yeah Right now
Starting point is 02:38:45 Yeah Right now Alright DJ. Y'all know that's when the song end, right? Ain't no third verse. Right now, right now, right now. Right now, right now, right now. Right now.
Starting point is 02:39:08 Okay. Go to by the right. I hope I got damn nut. Go to by the right. How y'all get the instrumental without my cassette? I'm trying to... I was saying that in my head the whole time. How did he nigger do that? Hold up.
Starting point is 02:39:27 These niggins are remate my shit. This is it too, Chad? That's why you wanted me to come so bad to rehearsal. I got some big for you. No, you did it? This is it, Chad. I'm trying to feel y'all like, see where y'all are with it. Y'all ready?
Starting point is 02:39:53 Y'all ready? Here we go. Catch out with me. Look. Girl, quit playing like you don't know. I'm going to treat that by the right. Girl, quit playing like you don't know. I'm going to treat that by the right.
Starting point is 02:40:11 girl quit playing like you don't know yeah i'm gonna treat that body right girl quit playing like you don't know yeah i'm gonna treat that body right well oh listen to me listen to me linda i'm gonna hurt you when i eat that body ha what every time i see that body What, I'm gonna lick you up and down and keep that body, yeah, yeah. Girl, you don't even know what you do to me, yeah, every time you're getting out that child. What, what, I want you each and every hour. What, oh, yeah, girl, quit playing like you don't know. I'm gonna treat that body right, yeah.
Starting point is 02:41:09 Girl, quit playing like you don't. I don't know. I'm gonna treat that body right. Girl, quit playing like you don't know. I'm gonna treat that body right. Girl, quit playing like you don't know, yeah. I'm gonna treat that body right. What?
Starting point is 02:41:34 I don't even know what I said on the second verse. But I know I said something about E Puss I swear that Y'all gonna get a snippet I told you I need the word, dude That's a guy, motherfucker. We're gonna go to Day No, though. I know Day No.
Starting point is 02:42:03 Man, that shit was hard, boy. I know, I'm fucked with that about the right. That's my nigga. They all been to show that niggum. No, we're gonna go crazy. They know it's what's popping. Play, they know. What?
Starting point is 02:42:16 They know, they know. If it's about to rap, they know, they know. If it's about to catch, they know, they know. If it's about the stacks, they know, they know. Said I was a bro. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. On random.
Starting point is 02:42:34 This nigga, I add this shit. That nigga that put the cowbell in that shit. Oh. What? Hey. What? Y'all ready? What?
Starting point is 02:42:45 What? What? What? If it's about the racks, they know, they know. If it's about the cash, they know, they know. If it's about the stacks, they know, they know, yeah. If it's about the racks, they know, they know, they know. See that I was bro.
Starting point is 02:43:02 Yeah, yeah. What? What? If it's about the rack. What? Oh, yeah. If it's by the rack. What?
Starting point is 02:43:11 Even about the sacks, they know, they know. Said I was broke, yeah, yeah. I never thought my money blow, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna let my money show, yeah, yeah. These niggas thought I wouldn't blow, yeah, yeah, these niggas thought I wouldn't blow, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm about to let my money show, yeah, yeah, everybody they're gonna blow, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:43:36 What, hold up. Now, time will fuck around and take it so If it's by the racks, they know, they know If it's by the cash, they know, if it's by the stacks, They know, they know, if it's by the cash, they know, they know, Said I was bro, yeah What, what, what, if it's by the racks, they know, they know If it's by the cash, they know, they know,
Starting point is 02:44:04 If it's by the stacks, they know, they know Said I was broke Yeah Yeah What can I ain't Ain't about to tell me I ain't here so far What kind
Starting point is 02:44:13 Ain't about to tell me I ain't more so far Well I got it out the mud I got it out the bad Yeah Might just fucking bitch You never call her
Starting point is 02:44:23 My mama My mama like the Mercedes that I bought her You too busy focusing on how I called her I keep a child But that's just the way I was brought up
Starting point is 02:44:33 These niggins know Ooh yeah yeah Yeah I was saying, if it's by the racks, they know, they know, if it's by the cash, they know, they know, if it's by the stacks, they know, they know, said I was pro, yeah, yeah, I said, well, if it's by the racks, they know, they know, yeah, if it's by the cash, they know, they know, they know, if it's by the stacks, they know, they know, what, if it's by the stacks, they know, they know, they know, yeah, if it's by the racks, they know, they know, they know, yeah, if it's by the cash, they know, they know, they know, yeah, If it's about the wrecks, they know, they know, if it's bad, they know, if it's dead, they know, they know, they know, I was broke, yeah, yeah, I said, what, if it's by the cash, baby, they know, they know, if it's about the cash, if it's about the cash, if it's about their money, baby, I said, if it's about the cash, if it's about the money, baby, I said, if it's by the cash, if it's about the If it's about the stacks, baby They know, they know They know
Starting point is 02:45:41 They know They know They know They know, they know If it's about the cash If it's about the racks Yeah I said
Starting point is 02:45:55 Well, if it's by no stacks baby I say well If it's by the cash baby What If it's by the racks baby
Starting point is 02:46:06 If he's by that money, I'm gonna go get it for my fault. If he's by that cash and I'm gonna go get it, that's my dog. If he's about that money, I'm gonna go get it for my fault. If he's by that cash and I'm gonna go get it, that's my dog. They know, they know. They know, they know. I said they know. They know, they know, they know, they know, they know.
Starting point is 02:46:32 D.C. Young Fly. Boy. That was it. Proud to you, boy. I didn't know I was doing all that. I didn't. You was in the zone. That was good one.
Starting point is 02:46:44 Boy, you was on your loose shit lag. Yeah, that was good one. I liked that. Y'all enjoyed it? Y'all enjoyed it? All right, go get that mix tape, that EP. I got a couple covers on there. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:46:54 I did a lot of shit too, so go get that. Oh, shit. If you didn't know me. Oh, man. I appreciate y'all for coming out. Bro, we have brought y'all everything tonight, stand-up comedy, improv. Hip-Hop Squares.
Starting point is 02:47:07 Talking about hip-hop squares. Every Monday, every Monday. New episode I will be here next Monday. Wiling out Thursday, I will be. Me and my boy, Los. We're going to pray. We're going to lead, y'all. Next week to go shoot that beat.
Starting point is 02:47:19 Yes, yes. We got another season on the Wednesday. Yes, yes. You know what I'm saying? So, more 85 South Show. You know 85 South Show is dropping religiously. Religiously. We want to thank our production team, the 85 South Show production team.
Starting point is 02:47:33 You about to get out of here? And we are now official adopted the 85 South Show band. Oh, shit. Please. These niggles on the interview. The niggles on the interview. Hey, look at the white man. He's like, I didn't get paid.
Starting point is 02:47:51 We need some fucking walking music. You guys didn't heard me. We need some fucking walking music. I'm feeling to go get high. We need some fucking walking music. I'm going to get high. We need some fucking walking music. Appreciate you and appreciate you.
Starting point is 02:48:04 We need some motherfake to. walking music. We need some other fucking walkenew. We need some motherfucker fucking mute. Oh going to go get high. Hey, hey, hey, hey. We need some motherfucker fucking walkin' We need some motherfuck and walking view.
Starting point is 02:48:23 We need some mother fucking fucking view. We need some other fucking walk and walk in view. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. God damn it. I find a nigga open this bit, hey. Hold on a lot. I find a nigga up in this beat, hey. I got to keep cool, and keep quiet.
Starting point is 02:48:51 We got the new cartoon now. Baby leave, boy, I got my vibe. Roach Motel. Come on. Keep cool. And key quiet. Baby leave, boy, I got it by. Then we got the cartoon, the new season, Roche Motel TV.
Starting point is 02:49:08 Make sure y'all are Roche Motel TV. Look at the White Man, he's like. Shout out the Backwood, shout out the Red Bull, anybody's house show. We need some motherfucking walking music. We need some motherfucking walking music. We need some motherfucking walking music. We need some motherfuckers.
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