The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 85 South Live Variety Show @ Smith's Olde Bar | #002

Episode Date: June 3, 2017

The 85 SouthShow Live Variety Show returns to Smith's Olde Bar in Atlanta for a night to remember! Freestyles and jokes the super talented group had the packed house cracking up all night! With special guests Navv Greene, Tyler Chronicles, ZooMan Miller, Fatt Man Deezy, artist 7am and an unexpected performance from the OG BoneCrusher there was never a dull moment! We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed producing it. #ThisPodcastIsFor Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Parano advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got T-Lat. Today's in the building.

Say what, say what, say what, say what. Today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stacking ass. You gonna be in New Year's End church. With your stagnant. You're gonna go straight back to work.

With your stagnant ad. Why your kids still playing up your dirt. With your stacking ass. Hold up, your alternated on work. With your stacking air. Now you gotta try to crank it first. With your stanging ass Oh shit, you gonna be lay for work

With your stanging ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking job With your stanging ass You don't bend over see with the shit Kettle it too fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun to hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch

And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell them where you might see me I'm posted in the AID But I might jump on the plane In Paule Vu or La Fonte I got the jokes I'm everywhere

You see me with it I'm off in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany And felt some different tities Hey Nigger went to Germany And felt some different titty

Hey hell niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round But felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Bitches walking out

Bitches pulling up I'll apologize But they say I don't give up I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I don't give a fuck I'm crazy man Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl

Quit being stingy Now give me some of that pussy You got enough to share I won't tell nobody Because I know they do not care Give me some of that pussy Baby Give me some of that pussy girl

Hey I can't smell but I won't fuck no I can't smell but I won't fuck no Pussy got a smell but I won't fuck no Pussy got a smell but I want Pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got to smell but I won't fuck no I can't help you with the bills

I know you got a lot of money Five 85 Hey Well, man, we feel to go here to kick off the show We all can't see y'all start clapping right now Thank you all We got

We see young writers We got just a carload building We got just to keep on these We got to keep on ease We got to have a lot We got easy Thank you for me. You guys.

You got to go. You got to go. What? Have you. Everybody. Thank you, Thank you, back, me, back, me, that. Young bobby won me!

Young bobby woman! Can I get some head the night? I said, can I get some head the night? Oh, wow. What's right there? Oh! Weird is it? Woo! That's a great.

Let's see. Watch this. All of y'all, trumpet solo. Let me get some trumpet. Can I do get some trumpet back? White man, watch this. White man, what's your for music?

When you wanted? He don't know this song. He's thinking this playing shit, he don't know this song. Oh, shit! Hit that woman one time. Hit that Bobby woman you were just here. Okay. What we made?

Oh! Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. This lady's back. I'm not so, it's right. And we appreciate our for coming to this next.

You were on your young Wormack that time. Yeah, I had to take a back. What, you got an old... That's the music you get your ass whooped to. That's exactly what it is. You sounded like a real old nigga right there. Yeah, yeah. So if you scream, you know that last hit when she hit you? Cross the back.

Oh! Ah! You don't know a bitch. You are a goddamn song. That's it. That's it. That's it. Welcome back to the 85 South Show, I am a man.

Carlos Miller. My name's your boy, D.C. Flesso! And he just got his ass whoops. Yes, I did. He just got his waltz. Yes, I did. One more time for Ken's Fusion band. Hell yeah.

What's our white man? We need to take a picture this shit and send it to the White House. We got Muslims. We got niggas from the trail to parts. We got white people. It's a gangster. This nigger looked like he was with the motherfucking fat avocruc. We got Wayne Williams back here.

This thing... That's the nigger that was on under the glove. Y'all ain't know. That's him. That's him. That's him. We back in Smith's old bar. They show us much love.

We just got back from Lookrock, Arkansas. We had a live show in Little Rock. They showed us much love. Can we really keep it real with the people? Because they listen to it. Keep real. They be, y'all be looking at it. Like, man, no shit go wrong, shit.

Can we? Do your thing? You DC. Think of that they didn't have the backhand money, y'all. Oh. Sold out. Sold the club. Ah.

See, these white people fuck, well, okay. We care of our money to go. You know what I'm saying? They can't get that. You better talk to. But the white people in August all got their ass, wrapped up and everything. and slid the money

and like how many people was in here and we were like bitch you're more than 45 people in there now they're trying to tell us

that 23 people just walked up in pain and then they just let 60 people live for fucking free man my map teacher

had long titties I can count tell the truth the best math teachers had the worst titties didn't me it'll be titty's belt

the tithes be right on the belt don't it shit I don't know the belt was holding up the pants or the titty. She had her on the titty belt. Titty tent. With the big split on the head.

All the man tees had got the big ass splits in their head. Hell yeah. Public school educated. Me and D.C. Young Flagg. going on a historically black community college tour. Yeah. That's what I signed this up, boy. I'll make sure they're going to have the money up front.

We're going to be performing at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Why you ain't telling me? Shit, the money just be coming. You won't be around. all the down. Oh, shit. I don't know. We go into the historically black college tour. Hell yeah.

We're performing at Jackie Robinson Culinary School of Arts in Woodward. November 27. Shit, right outside Tuscaloosa, Alabama. What, do you see that in here? The nigger couldn't even send him deposit. He drove it up here. Ain't having a fucking bank account, but here go the money. We got a hell of a show lined up for you tonight.

Of course it's gonna be me and this crazy dude right here on the couch. We got some special guests. We got my man Chico Bean in the house tonight. We got my home girl, piece of him in the house tonight. Who we got? Fly. Fly's cover. Fly's color.

Okay, he did like some shit on Instagram, but that don't mean he coming, D.C. And that was on your page. Everybody follow you. Make some noise. You follow D.C. Please. Have y'all been watching the grind? Have y'all been watching the grind over on tour with Chris Brown?

This is lit! You can't fuck no whole one of the coldest niggas out here. You know why I respect you? You know why I respect you? Because you ain't did. Now push up and you take your shirt off at every show. Man, you don't get a fuck! What's he talking about, lo?

Man, you don't give a fuck, man. You ain't fit as if you talk about it. I don't get to talk about it. I don't get you. Nigger, I got the body of a successful drug dealer. You just like this shit. You got the body of the kids. It's wild, but it's hard.

Yeah, you could have abs if you quit bullshit. I'm almost bad building. I ain't already yet. Cowan. And I got two at the top that's trying to do something. Nigger, who am I the judge? Who are me? I don't know. I do your thing. You take your shirt off.

I would, but damn the shit, they're going to have to blur my nipples. It ain't like your tits. It just got big nipples. That's... Nipples big. It looked like pemberon. Hell yeah. Brother, shit, I know.

This is why I started doing push-up, because I was fucking one time. I was like, yeah, girl, grab them titty. She grabbed mine. I was this wrong. Grab yours. I didn't even know I had tits. This news to me. Oh, check this out.

Oh, check this out. The children are the future before I read this. No sad shit, man. No, this ain't sad. I just want to let you know how far, how many people we're reaching with the 85 Samson. Come on, talk to me. First of all, this is a teacher named Toledo Mo. It's not like she fucking kids.

She said, I'm a teacher on some real shit. Some of the best part of my day is this show and join a backwood to myself. Y'all will keep it lit. Looking forward to seeing y'all live. Looking forward to seeing y'all live. and Phoenix next month. Hold up. Did the teacher really just tell her she had school

smoking banquoise by herself? That's what she said. Nigger, I got to find that school. She ain't fucking no kids. She's teaching them everything. She's getting high tongue in the truth. Look, the Indians didn't want to do it. The white people tricked.

We're going back. I told you I've been hooked booking some historically black community in college. And we got a Mexican lady who be listening to this shit. I think she worked at one of the Holidayan Expresses. I don't see how they keep getting jobs in case to be no English. I do, because the bitch is working hard. I know that worked hard, but I got pilots who can't even get a job.

Man, the Hispanic lady at my hotel made my bed up with me still in it. She'd rode me like a blood in the damn bed. I thought, where'd she done? She'd have snuck in, cleaned the roof up, made the bed up. Didn't even wake me. wake me up. That's why they keep getting child.

Renee Gomez says, After smoking and watching y'all show for so long, I feel like I need to go to a live show. I'll be holling out your names if we were ever homies and shit. Huh? I didn't get that either. Be easy.

I don't watch our show when it got cable. They got Wi-Fi. A lot of the people start fucking with our show because they cable got cut off. From one of you. Here's some shit that they said to you. Which one you want to give me? The one that's wrong as fuck.

The shit that say your name, D.C. Oh, okay. Yeah. Hey, y'all ain't got to be laughing at my party. Fuck them. What I'm saying, though? Y'all know y'all got a proofread before. They can read out of that shit.

What are they going to sneak? Yeah, that one for you. Big panground. I bet. If he's five cents a mother, we don't want that shit. Just give him the general. I'm right, nigg. Damn it.

Mm-hmm, prove riddle. Make you know everyone. Here we go. Eric Johnson. Mm-hmm. If they ever make a Jody C. by her pick D.C., the one person that could pull it off the role of Casey. Oh, yeah.

And that's one of the old crap. Shit, most of all of them did. Oh, most of real shit. You played the headline at Bobby Brown's Barber. Can you get some good at the D.C. L. I'm proud. You can one more bobby from my wife.

You that shit fake. I ain't do that shit in real body. She didn't realize that fuck wrong John. The masturbator. You didn't prove for you to all of them at one? Yeah, I had to prove it to that one. The masturbator. He said,

call us in D.C. will bust out of pre-style on his head at the drop over half. You motherfucker. Like when? Like, right? I don't give a fuck, nigger. What do you say? Say, I don't give a fuck, nigga.

I've been trying to come on with a stupid ass. I don't give a ass. One man, black, one, two, four. Yeah. Oh, see. If you say, we'll kick your ass. Hey. If you say, we'll kick your ass.

If you say, we'll kick your ass. If you say, we'll kick your hands. Now, say, oh, can one, four. You know That's my bloods far You hit horns Listen to the horns I don't need you because I'm like the middle school band

They try You're an asshole There you go One more time! Fuck that shit! Fuck that shit! This is in the 8-5 sound show. That's exactly what we're doing, though.

What? That's how to middle, booed, pepper, and eat crook on some shit like that. That shit was too far away. Hey, man, you ready to keep the show moving? Hey, boy, that was a bad thing. Hey, I hope y'all know this. We got some very interesting people ahead of night, and they were They want to put this shit on TV.

Oh! They want to put this shit on TV. Hey! Hey! They said they want to put this shit on TV. They're gonna do a time on TV. Uh, I said, I'll say it, I say to put this shit on TV.

Put these shit on cable. You gotta pay for this time. We're gonna put this shit on TV. Look this shit on cable. You gotta pay for this time. In it by the South, we gonna make it think, huh? They gonna put this on cable on Comcasts. We might put this shit on satellite,

get a deal, and put this shit on Nick at night, y'all. We'll put this shit on Comedy Central, or put this shit on Fox News. We might put this shit on Channel 2. We got to sign the paper, let's see what it do. They might put this shit on TV. Some online sad ships in my main ones can sleep.

Yeah Put this shit up there with us Yeah Shout out to my nigga Bone Rush They're gonna They might put this shit on TV They might put this shit on TV

But They might put this shit on TV Ooh, you're riding Come and put the one in talk They're gone A surprise in the hammond Nothing ain't buy a sauce So on table

Now you sit back a lick of I'm two guys oh oh hold on hold on hold on hold on oh what you don't know they see it wait wait wait wait lost it off outside of love and he didn't come apart oh you don't think it's a game hey what you want to do what do what do what do you say what my total what i ain't got a skit what i ain't got a skit what i ain't got a skit what i ain't got a skit what i don't What? I know. Oh, I see.

Oh, I see. Yeah. What do you go? And there's come a goal. Ah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh!

Yeah! Go! That he farted? What? You're talking hard phone. Now it's your blood, and you're going to get in your mom. Look at you.

And I'm going to hear what they're doing. Come up. They'll pick up. They'll move that's creaking. Hold on that shank. And the shank. Thank you very I do this

Goody Pick on the ball Oh do you know I do go I don't know I don't know So I know I don't get

And die It's funny Oh I don't I don't I don't say I don't say I know dead

I don't say I don't say I don't say I know I don't say I don't say I don't say I know

I know today Great Yeah That's how we go this chick On the white side What's up, see my name Hey Hey

Hey I'm gonna be seen that I'm bad That's out of the way for that We're a day Bill too That's how like that That's how that

Yeah I can't like a bumble Yeah I don't care I had an 85 South show We're gonna be 85 South show You never know

You're just a lot My man Chico B dropping in You never You walk in on the loudest part I had to I had to man I had to You know what I'm saying

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Every time that song used to come on, I used to swear I was about the whoop a nigga hand. You got to use it by yourself. Lo-lookers shit, you in the club. I'm looking for a nigga little than me. Red and whoopee thing. The more thing is smaller than me. I can start some shit with.

Niggas never, let me tell you If you were the Cascade, a nigger in the poem, like playing that song where all his doles open, somebody asked me to get warm. Wow. When Tia said, I'm a bankhead, nigger. I take your cookies. Niggas won't you from bankhead screaming this shit.

But when I heard this shit, I was like, this look, nigger for real. I was time to figure out who got cookies in the motherfucking club. That was just the radio in and he said, I take your pils, though. I ain't never heard a nigger tell another man. I take your pills. I take your shit.

Yeah, I mean, Cookings is just well in your possession It could have been stars Bro, the radio air is fucked up A lot of songs Yeah, they sure did Just like when Birdman was on the cash money He was on cash money

And he was on cash money And three six mafia at the end He was like, when the Tennessee holes drank milk to they see blood I was like, oh my God But he really said They suck dick to they see blood And I'm like, they could have just

got the whole part out That's, why would they be drinking milk To they see blood? That's stupid. Yeah, the radio, really on Willfellon. You know what else I get mad at is when the movies, like you watch Menace in Society on regular TV?

Oh, my God. Boy, you know that he's in. You were like, you want these cheeseburgers? I'll clean your cap. You be like, what? You'll clean my cat? Oh, man. They change motherfuckers to

melon farmers. What a melon farmer? I don't know, bro. Be crazy. Happy to be out here, Carlo. I ain't never, y'all have had the experience of having a live band, man. I ain't never rocked with the live band. Let me see if I can start something. If I can start something, bone crushing, check my man Wayne Williams out back in. You got to be from the old Atlanta know who Wayne Williams is. You see, Mike Williams. We got Wade Williams back, you know, you know what you're going to fuck you're saying. Oh, look, but check your thing out with the keyboard still in the case. Oh, this is what you don't know.

He looked like he owns some of Apple. He probably got like $400 million put up. He just fucked with this because they don't have shit to do. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Is it out the case? Jingo, what you want to start? I'm gonna see, I'm gonna see if they can catch that. Let me see the melody real quick.

Hold up. He's gonna tell you what he want. Let's go like this. What you want to hear? Here go. My girl can cook everything. Collar greens and chicken wings. Fish and states that taste so great.

Make the nigger lick his plate. Okay. And she suck a dick so right. Slop and slurped all through the night. Say what? Man to those old dynomite. Make you clench your butt cheeks tight. How my name is Shegovee, and I'm known for staying clean.

Okay. Always looking for fly things, like diamond chains and pink it rings. Yeah. That right there is Carlos Sim. Ain't no nigga coolest him. You know. Fustling the Oxford Way. King is hotly good Sunday.

Okay. This right is D.C. You're fine, and he is a stand-up guy Representing the last side And best believe he'll shoot that spot You know to go and despise South show this one acts of cry But you know we're going far

Walking out has spent so long So you think you're all right there I'm with the Bond Street CERT And with the beef Back in three Yeah I'm a butt

Coochid man Love the Yeah Now like this That nigga man What my feed man What that

What you call that What you call them right now We call that Eddiviseau shit bitch Hey You go to that Idiot by South shit

bitch And we call that Eddie by South shit bitch We got to be on that Edit by South shit bitch We don't let it buy so shit We don't let it buy so shit

You miss follow Yeah It's gonna go You know That thing That thing's okay Hey You need to give me

You're afraid with more d'em Hey Ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

This is a podcast She gets you too When you're about to ask your mama Can your cousin spend the night? Yeah It's a podcast for niggas who spent a lot of weekends Oh, they brought my house

Yeah, this is a podcast For white people Who don't understand other white people But they understand us Because we don't either What was there? Chigo, that she was, I'm jealous, did you? You like that on the way of it?

Nah, I mean, you know, this is what we do. Y'all needs to make me a special guess and shit like y'all don't know like we didn't go through that shit in Arkansas together niggins i told him i told him we and i tell him oh yeah that shit was crazy niggins did us like uh uh big red from the five heartbeat that shit was crazy nigger did us like big red i mean my office hour from nine to five hey uh huh i said my office hour hour I don't have my money

Hey, DC, they ain't have my money At D.C. Hey, yo, D.C. They know that we is funny. The niggins in Arkansas ain't even have our money. We were standing outside for three whole hours Bob the Whopper's think of ass like 50 from hours Because, God damn, I need my bread.

My daughter needs some brand new grades in the head They ain't got my cash. Hey, yo, pulling into fire, we might shoot that. I say, gee, yo, what do you want to do? I'm running out of war No matter. This is a nigga ain't down money

I just taxed I want to eat my money I tell DG I'm what you said What I don't need Everyone he rubbed his head He got scared What's so good

I'm like Hold up Everybody Please come down Yeah You know that ain't Nobody can not Get your hands

In the rest of money Next week I'm not hell down I'm thinking you call I ain't never Coming back A fucking out of So you better

Give me my dance Wanting with your langers I might have to buy a Must man, to get home. Nobody got the one of them, but that is this is the bullshit. We, hey, we should have run up over her. I rather want to come. Yeah.

She is three of us. We really should have. We should have. I was thinking crazy. He put a smart. He got behind his old lady. Yeah, right. The niggie ain't high, man.

I would have been straight. If I could have walked him on, even the bitch is going to play with that pussy. I'm like, bitch, I'm playing with that pussy. I didn't even got my buddy. I'm going to fuck something. You're going to suck something. Oh, you're going to fuck on.

You never suck something. I don't want to be in the way I ain't go to the way to save bro! Hey, no, you got to shoot me in a little bit I ain't all the way to save, huh?

I ain't go to the way to save. Bro, no good. I shoot me the ballroom, bro, but you got too much. Hey, you got too much going on to kill a nigga. Hey, you're about to be one of the richest, bick. And then you shoot this nigga here in Augustine, then you probably go.

end up with the law. All your bread and you feed, and you feed, you got a little girl inside a big. Your lady loved you. You're right. And she got the love you.

You said what? What? I saw the middle place, Robb! I ain't on the way to stay. We all got to freak that shit. Now we're going back. I'm not dead.

Hold up. The only reason I ain't put the bead on them because the clock in here wouldn't have the heat on it. You can't even see that from the other side. That's why I was like, it's cool. We'll let the shit around. Yeah, I seen me at the filter.

That wasn't, I was right down with. Every time you move, I move. And then that little bit made a good as they get to shoot. Yeah, I mean, shit, how you figure? I saw him had the pistol, but we real big. Surrey. Peter went to reach for that minute with the bed on. Go to sleep.

Boy, niggas know that anybody needs their money. Everybody in Arkansas had the money. I mean, pay and side of feet, they had to tell us that 50 people in for food. They had to put it. Oh, look, we're doing shit in there. Everybody was funded to cool the whole shit down. No way to gas money. Hey, oh!

Yeah. Go, go, go. What? Why the fuck you get that night and a minute? Yeah. Why the fuck you get to knock down to him? Yeah. Why the fuck you do that night out of the face?

And there's the money in the place. I don't know. You see my ball head? You'll see my ball head. You don't do. I appreciate it. I got it, man. I went down there and talked to this man,

her go to the church and pray on the money. Man, you didn't even look in the envelope, it's a bunch of ten and fives in this, my gosh. Ain't no one. Welcome back to the end of God Southship. This is your man, Carlos Miller. This is not just a pop. Nick, we did this game.

They're some theatrical shit. Exactly. That's what I'm not going to play. It was like a musical, bruh. We said we were lit like we were just smoking. We were like, Don't you have our money! You know what we need to do?

We got to introduce B-Simon to this lovely... Let's go! Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to welcome to the stage. My home girl, your home girl, you know, and you love her. Show some love, Miss B-Simon. Bring your ass out. Oh, B-Simon, Bring your ass on.

Bring your ass on. Bring your ass on. Bring your ass on. Bring your ass on. Bring your ass on. Bring your ass on. Be-S-a-on. Come on.

Let's see it right now. Be it right you know. Bees a little. Yeah. Beez right. Yeah. Yeah. I see.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. All right. I'm trying to help you, DZ. I'm trying to help you.

I'm trying to put it on you. Ooh, naga. I tell I got it. Hold up. Y'all know that being, right? What? If we got to be Simone in the building, that means we got Teethys in the building. Hey, Teathe's in the building.

Say what? Say what? Oh, today's in the building. You know the song, send the words. We got dead eyes in the building. I speak the brother all the day, and he got... Ten eyes in the building. Woke up and down there

Nuffer City What they're looking at so Titty We're dying Big Tiddy Keep on moving Oh Look at the

They keep on moving We got Titty In the building Oh We've got Titty Oh We've got Titty. We got

We got We got We got Lazy We got Purned We got Pyrna

We got We got We got tis We got We got We got We've got Tiz

We've got Tis It's No building We've got Tiz Play-Doh-Dade, no-pill-thead, no-field-down. Play this here. We got kids in the field day.

Hey, bring it up. We got kids on the building. I need you with me, Horny. We got, yeah. Hey, here we go. Come on, they. One, two, three, hornet. Hey

We got See that in the I'm calling We got to hit in No field See that's Oh shit now We got

To get No music Comey ready We Hold on hit it with We We got to get No building

We Yes, sir, yes. Oh, yeah, I'm kidding. We don't know I'm kidding. We don't know I'm saying. You can nurse some children. What you're doing? What's your doing?

Talk to John. I said it's only you can't hear some children. You don't like that. Come on, move with you. Here you go. One, out. D.C. What man?

Move with me. Black man Now see this thing Watch me Then you're ready One, two Three, here we go Rock

Rock the way Yeah, rock Another one Come back away There Yeah And they get a He played at the same

Same Yeah Yeah, Yeah, I'm trying And then don't Yeah That's how you know he can't fucking eat cootie at the same time.

He can't multitase. What's up, B? Hey. How you doing? You have a good swing that lace truck. That's a lot from a smooth, boy. It's a closer? That is a beautiful.

That is, boy, goodness, gracious. What do you mean it's a closure? Can you explain that? Oh, my God. No, it's a lace piece. It is? It is. It is like, it has hair off.

So you've basically saying, that's a hybrid weave. I hate the lace scamp. Like, bitch, that's not your lace cap. Yeah. That's not your lace piece. You don't be a little part of hair, my face, that ain't your staph. Do I look like, right now, teeth hell? Huh?

Teetail. But the better, listen, ladies, y'all got to understand. You know, look from like six feet away, you didn't y'all? No, that said lick, no, that's shit. You got to get, y'all, y'all, y'all, your hair stylists these days, they just, they'll put makeup on the creases and everything to blend it in with your forehead. You'd be like, they'll never know, this ain't mine. This is amazing.

Why y'all are doing this? Why are you doing this? We're trying to look at for y'all. Oh yeah, we appreciate it. Just to make sure that shit bonded down. You would hate to father weave off of you. That's scared of shit out. When y'all go get the lace front,

y'all got to have a lace that match your scap. Some people got pink scabs but got brown lacefront scabs. That's why you got to put the makeup on there. You got to put the pink makeup on the staph. You got to put the makeup in with the forehead. I got a bigger scarf. Y'all retarded. Y'all better.

cut that shit out. Shout out to all the ladies who've taken the whole Saturday to get the head done and matching up the scalp in the forehead. We appreciate that. Oh, we do, we're giving away a pair of these shoes tonight. Y'all like these right here. So today we're sponsored by Global Souls. So low, so you want to yeah, I want that too. You want to, yeah, I want that suit. That's a 10. Oh, no, I can't do that. I can't do 10 and no fall. I got to do a nine. Don't make your feet look big. We're gonna be giving those away later on in the show. That's why they're sitting up here looking all magnificent and shit.

What makes is lit? He's only one shoe? No, they don't trust no bad. Yeah. The other shoe with the trunk. Yeah. So, if you steal it, you only get one. Yeah.

The crazy part about this thing that took the other shoe for them all. He's like, yeah, I got this shoe all right. Why that shoe looked like a Christmas order me? Oh, wait a minute. You really look at these answer and shit. Why did that shoe look like Christmas order me? Like Christmas who are in there. I don't think that's going to work like that.

He was abandoned. That's not fucking, it's not even Christmas time. Like, it's, what the hell? Goodness gracious. He used to cause this teacher at all the time. That's fucking real bitch. Fuck you, Mom. Fuck you, Mom.

I mean, you got some dirty-aunt Chuck Taylor's up. Dirty-A and Tim Taylor. We have reached the point of our show where we have, you know, we're doing a local showcase spotlight. But can we say one thing? We can say whatever we want. man, we'll be just playing, all good. It's all good.

We don't want to be contemplating. Niggers. You want to see who. You want to see who? That's your impersonating. Yeah. Even though it wasn't complimented this, I came to see you.

I came to see you got back. Speaking of which, what did you get at him? We came here just to see DECD. We came here just to see DECD.C. see D.C. Young Fly. Can't to see that fucker. Tonight's tonight. Play the goddamn son. Play the cell. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. That motherfucker over there's got a pocket full of school. I bet money on it. He can't see you. Exactly. Exactly.

The ranch guy. God damn ass, son of a bitch. I got my brother Randy in here with me today. We in here. And we kind of see D.C. Young Fly. We want to see D.C. Young Fly. Where is he? D.C. Your fucking pocket. Hey, Carlos. Why people call you a faculty with me, man. You're fucking... Hey, wait a minute. That's the wrong word to you. We're trying to make it the television.

Come on, buddy. All right. I'm sorry. You got to tighten up, buddy. Don't want the fact of it, sorry. All right. You see young fly. Kick it off.

You can see. That stupid motherfucker with the tight book, queen and I. Yes, sir. Yeah. He's a lot. All right here, you tell him he's a lie. Yes, sir. And you're dead.

Can his boss ass? Yes, sir. How do you say? He probably got a shotgun in the bed of his truck. Yes, he do. He wants to shoot some shit up. Yes, he do. But he got to see you'll fly.

Yes, he knows why. What you want to see me for. I will kick in your door. And hi, everybody. Everybody on the ground, because I ain't saved yet. I ain't saved yet. That didn't say, because I ain't saved yet. Come on, that's the new with this.

Because I ain't saved yet. That's the awful right there. And the rebate. Because I ain't save yet. Hey, hey, hey. I say sometimes I'll wake up in the noon. Are we going to take a turn? Yeah.

I open up the time. up the top draw in my room. Don't go. Jesus, picture on the mirror. I see you. See you. But you're going to have to excuse me why I thought about the roll of some refoy.

Because I ain't saved it. I saved it. Oh Oh I say it My mother Miss came on Another mind

Oh shit I told that bit Open my mind Because you were Under certainty What you gonna do this She's talking about she's Opeer

I ain't saved it Huh I ain't saving Oh glory Just a little blood I can take it Oh Yeah, me too

Yeah Look a towel down yet Disi Peece put a towel down Yeah Hey Disi put a towel down Put a red towel down I have a red shirt

Put a red down Put the Towed in Put the red Tiles Put the red Tows down Put the red Tows down Get a child down, put the child down. You gotta put the child down. Come on.

You gotta put the child down. See your hub in. You gotta put the child down. I'll see you up here. You gotta put the cow down. I'm stopping her in right now. Dizzy! D.C.

Oh! Hey, D. I thought that would be in feeling like D. What a brother sound like Dici. Oh. Nah, nah. Oh. Oh.

Ah. Yeah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Oh. I say it.

Hey. D.C. Said I say it. Don't know I ain't say it I ain't say yeah Whoa Oh

Man Listen, Yes And me Would y'all watch this shit on TV Yes Not for us up This is the 85 sound show man

We just got back from the Dominican Republic Republic with it. Before we get to this flag, before we get to the local spotlight, D.C., could you tell me about the number of the shit that you're seeing in the Dominican Republic? Man, listen to me, man. First of all, anybody ever have me fixed the deal?

Which part do you go to? Ponte Cano? Ponce, right? All right, that's what we were. Well, we went to Pooca Platt. Hey, hold up. Ponte Plata. Puta Kada, that Spanish for your pussy's thing.

That's the other. It's nothing. So I'm holding over that stifenging and pooh-the-popper. Them home, fat. Look, and they all the same, push between four and seven. I'm up on the boundary. Don't hold it out there walking like they got a bag on their hip.

You see what I'm saying? I'm like, man, this shit crazy. I don't know how old is walking like this. At 4.30 in the morning. I'm like, what a bad bitch is there? I got a fraud. Listen, we're rich a hell over that, nigger.

We take $1,000, we can buy. The Dominican Republic. Nick, we isn't Barack Obama to them folks. Like, they don't want a word. No. They ain't coming up to you and shit. They're talking to him. Do he want to buy this? I'm like, no.

They're like, no. They're like, no. The food's so different. They cook the whole fish. The famed. The weeds, all that shit. Cryed weeds. That's real.

Cried weeds. Bigger, that fish got wing. The guild. The Dominican Republic fish got wing. The game. My name. The guild was frowned, the inside was fried.

I was like, man, this shit, I had to cover the face up just so I can eat the guy's autistic. I'm so mad. I missed it, man. No, you did. You didn't mean shit. No, but I was supposed to be on that show, but they canceled all my flights for some reason.

And listen, let me tell you when the lady told me at the airport, she felt so bad for me the second day when I went back to the airport. She said, here, look, I want to help you out. Here's an option. I want to get you to the Dominican Republic. Look, won't you fly into Haiti and just, driving. I was like this, listen, I'm sorry. Okay, first of all, I'm not driving in no fucking third world country unless you got Liam Lisa number and he can fly with it with it. Okay,

because you got to have to fly to Haiti and drive, bro. You got to have sock posse mobile over there to get a sitting there. I don't have sock posse mobile. I got a horizon. Both of my phones, you know, so I had this thing with somebody who from on work. Nigg I seen taking one, two, and three. I'm nothing to be able to sit in dick. Exactly. What's going on with you before we get to the local spotlight and shit? I know you're gonna, uh, you're performing for us tonight. Yeah!

Later on tonight. You got a shit. You ain't on the way to win you so big. You let us speak. I don't have the shit. You're like going to win the way and out. Um, you know, we did Wiling Out. Yeah, yeah.

Shout out for Beas Simone. She's a new cast. I am the cast next season to take town made. And I'm so excited about it. It was my first season and they were really helpful, but they were asked. helpful but they were assos a little bit oh you're a little bit you're a rich that's how we always got to do it dc was a beach you was fucking right no fucking with you the other niggas you know me i ain't no friend ladd it was fun i just dropped my new single

and the album drops on june 16 you go congratulations you're performing something about that i've already dropped it right no i dropped the second single in my bag bitch you got old sing she's a bag she's gonna play no she got single oh single what they're at They don't I'm going to buy her. And you already know what the audience is on the head. We got to get the D.C. Youngflip be Simone's song. I don't want to do a song, D.C. You know I got you, girl.

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You're really going to enjoy the next segment because we got some really dope performance that's going to come up here and perform their ass off with King's Fusion band. Give us some walking music so we can clear the stage and get this shit ready for everybody to perform. Make sure you hit the bar. This is an 85 sound show. We got to go. So y'all really do I really do I'm making a show

I'm going to work So y'all ready to get into this shit, man I think we got a nice little variety show put together for y'all tonight! Alright, first of all, jumping the show off of us tonight, man I got my man that's funny as hell I know local comedian, I don't want to say local comedian

but he put in a lot of work in the city of Atlanta so this is what he's grinding at. Yeah. So he's local. But then he's not limited to being local. He just worked the most right here. So I'm not because I've seen them somewhere else that wasn't here.

So once you leave, you ain't local no more. Ain't the right bone pressure. Even if you just go to making, you ain't, you ain't looking at me. That's my man, y'all show us some love. Walk to the stage, my man Will Foskey. Woo! All right, Will Foskey, what are you gonna do for us tonight? You gonna do a song, bro.

Okay, bro. You got it, man. What's up? Y'all, y'all feel good? Hey, check it out. I thought of this at home. This podcast is the black kids who aren't allowed at their white friend's houses anymore.

Because, again... I... I'm... I'm... I'm going to... I'm excited to be here. I'm excited to be here. I probably should have did that.

I'm excited to be here. This is great. I'm going to do a little song for you guys. Normally I do stand-up comedy if I do a little song real quick. I hope that's okay. I hope you all are fun with it. Good. Yeah? Alright, well let me just say this first. You guys like music, right? Alright, I've been playing guitar since I was 10 and I remember when I started learning they taught me that the basis of all popular music now was the blues. You guys agree with that, right? Right, everything at all just came from just all of it. That's where it came from, right? Right? Who are you guys' favorite blues musicians?

Y'all got a couple of them? B.B. King, that's a great one. Robert Johnson, old school. What'd you say? Buddy Waters, that's a good one. You know who my favorite blues artist is? It's Elvis Presby, actually. That's my favorite blues artist. It's so good, it's like he just stole it or something.

It's crazy. Oh my God. I'm glad you all got that. Sometimes people don't. If you're in the more All Lives Mattery areas, some Georgia, sometimes people like, hell yeah he was, and you're like, oh, shit. What did my start? No, but, I mean, for real, like, he stole his style a little bit, Chuck Barry, Little Richard,

Fats Domino, that's what he did, right? But I was thinking, right, if Elvis was alive now, he probably would have stolen his music from rappers, right? Yeah, and I think it, so I'm going to do a song for you guys. This is, uh, this is I Wanna Trap by Young Elvis. This is great. I feel like Marty McFly right now. So guys, it's the blues riff and he. Watch me for the change and try to keep up. Oh, well, you know, I'm the plug in. I don't like to snitch.

Watch out for my baby, she's a boss, bitch. I want to dread. I want my baby, I want to trap. I want to be no four. I want to rap, but I'm going to put on. I want me, I'm cheesy, because you never put on. I want the soap coat need with Rich. Hold me the Quark.

Oh, I'm a trap. you know i got the boys just in my mix i got six making pictures in the kitchen wigs i want to get i want to get I said, I said a baby, I said, a baby, cry, baby, I'll say, a baby, go, baby, I'll say, a baby, go, baby, baby, Thank you very much.

I've been well, ha, ha, ha. I want to read the floor to my right. They all. Thank you very much. I've been well. Foski, guys. Thank you, 85 South.

I want to try. I want to try that shit as funny as hell. I want the more with a plug. Elvis, man, that was a cold-blooded motherfucker right there. You do what it did that shit. I said my baby got a baby, and I'm moving down. I goon-dun-dun-dun-dun-tong-tow-um-down. All right, man.

One more time for Will Fosky, man. All right, the next. The next act I'm about to bring up. This is amazing. She has this book that I'm holding right now. The name is Curve Brown. And the name of her book is If My Cherry Couldn't Talk. Ooh, if her churray could talk. Look, um, if her churry could talk.

Hey, if her curing could talk and say you love me. Hey, cause you really want to bump me. That's that pussy that she's talking about in this hip book. Everybody take a look. I said, if the churray could talk, it would say, keep fucking. If she's licking on the pussy, keep sucking. I'm Chico, I'm doing it for real. Yeah, I'm never gonna chill.

If her cherry can talk, it would say my dick be. You're probably gonna have a nigger kids cause I fuck her good every time I come. Yeah, yeah, you know that I'm that dude. Hey man, I gotta get her up here, man. I can do this all day. Listen, I don't know where she's from, but I know she's about to come up here

Blast the A-5 South Show stage. So I need y'all to stop making some noise right now, make some noise right now for the one and only. with a one and only this girl brand. How are y'all doing the last people? How are y'all doing tonight? I got to get this at the right level, you know? You gotta line up with it then.

You just can't just walk up. First of all, I want to start by encouraging people to masturbate. You don't have a little man to take care of your shit. Now, the men got down packed, but you can usually have a problem. So the way I describe it to women, will you break up with somebody to stop treating your pussy like a bad car? Don't grow your shit up on the shade tree and just leave it out now until the next door. You better fool your pussy into your cross.

Check the oil. Check the clothes. Start that bitch up and if you must run around the block by your damn silver. Take care of you. Now the piece I'm gonna do y'all tonight, it is regarding waiting to have sex. But you know how you see somebody, you'll be like, I'm gonna get that dick right now.

That should be the name on the phone, but it should be, I'm gonna get that deep right there, so I hope y'all enjoy. I told you I wasn't gonna make you. I wasn't going to make it. See, baby, I'm not going to make it till that sex deadline we said while still in possession of our right minds back when I was a bit of prey. And you were a tad skeptical. You see, we made this all about before you started dominating my conversations. And long after I started dominating your daydreams. But baby, please prepare. Because I'm about to introduce you to some new things. See, I'm about to do. Put your hand on my hip and strap your spirit to the sway of this stride. And you, you're about to be preoccupied, wishing you knew how I felt on the inside. As my kisses become wet or passionate and long, that big gonna stay forever hard as a bone.

Because it's like I said before. You see, I already know that I ain't gonna make it. Now, by this time next week, you're gonna grow weak for my affectionate. perfection and powdered and wide and see you feel to grow accustomed to my compliment. I'm just gonna lay down to spread my lives upon the boy's floor and ask you how there some witness you ignore. Now as soon as we get the results of those sexual tests, I'm gonna introduce you to some of my sexual bass. See, I'm about to give you a parking lot of those dogs.

cheese age. My blow jar's gonna have you blowing your horn by mistake. And even though your ride gonna be in part of your ass feel, gonna be pumping on that breakfast. You can call it insane. But darling, I don't think that you gonna make it out of it. Thank y'all. She's talking out of that shit, she might smear like.

She's talking all that shit, girl. She's talking about that shit, where that pussy band do? Play it, play it, I'm gonna come over, I'm gonna be the nigga that hit that but I got to pull them too, huh? Play that shit. You is talking all that shit. I get over there, and girl, you can't even have the teeth. You said pour over, you was about to give me a flow job.

Bitch, stop using your teeth. Stop using your teeth. Hold up, they go to the police. Lay there, I know you can't breathe. Okay, they go, here we go. Now, slow, slow, slow, bitch, slow, god damn it now. You were talking all that shit. You know what? I'm gonna face you.

Oh, I don't even want that... Matter of fact, let me see what that pussy smell like. I be down. Do you smell that? That's you. This is you. Bitch, what have you been doing to me? Have you...

Did you walk to my house? Because that pussy, stay. It's saying You was talking all that shit Bad pussy B pussy Y'all having a good time Is y'all having a good time

Okay, y'all have you talk like that Like that. Our next performer! This nigga is a fool. He is a fool. I feel like you gotta say shit twice. I don't know why. Y'all got ADD. Y'all good?

I've been ready to get the fuck on. Hey man, my next performer, man, this is my dog, man. I wish this goddamn cover club will come back, man, because it's spot with what all of you. spot was where all the young gunners and the killers was going to practice, they want to fucking cram. Y'all make some noise right now. Y'all make some noise right now. Y'all make some noise right now?

Pappiah! Tyler! Hello! Hello! Hey! Hey, they're gonna party old school, nigga. What's all? You know, the old players, gonna be hollying at them young girls like this right here.

Come in, y'all, you see me over. You're making me sound like a mock shabby a little bit. You didn't do that. Nobody's been to go. A million, miss, put that potato solid down, bitch. Come and get you so, that's me. Hey, y'all know why old niggas always shake their leg like that? Because when you get real old, your balls get long,

when one of them get caught your sock. You got it. You never look about it. I'll fix your box in for you right now. Got three the bitches in New York. Ain't nobody told me nothing. Look at that. Look at that.

Look at there. Shout out to the hemorrhoid section right there. section right there y'all good y'all motherfuck they're gonna need some ice huh they're like these niggas ain't shit they got for 12 chance hey but i'm glad all y'all made it out me because as y'all know oh god damn okay here we go but as y'all know atlanta has a STD like not the people but the actual highways y'all don't remember niggas 85 was burning like a motherfucking tony had a big-ass ballpaw on that bitch i don't know if y'all you're gonna be careful nigga he'd run right through both of the bitch's row dog all day like 285 I got HPV in the very least, if anybody, didn't goddamn know.

And look, man, ain't nobody saying nothing about this tonight, but give it up for the greatest president of all time, Barack Obama. How about, I don't know anybody said nothing about that. And we have now our first nigger president in Donald Trump. That niggas is a nigger, ain't, you be doing nigger shit all the time, grabbing pussies, he don't pay his taxes, that they got three baby mamas. He's ashamed of his real hairline, just like every nigga in here. He'll have my Mega American Great hat on like a motherfucker.

Every press time that he'll be lying like a motherfucker. How many niggas know a nigga like that nigger right there? I swear to God, man. You know what? I ain't voting, you know what? I'm going to vote. I'm going to vote in 2020. Only if a black woman runs for office.

Y'all with me on that right there? Some of y'all are. So look, here's my angle. I don't know about her policies and no shit like that. But everybody in here know they ain't nothing in the world like a black woman that have national security shut the fuck down with a few phrases. It's definitely motherfucking terrorist niggas.

if you're like we are sending bombs and tanks and missiles to America black woman to send that shit right down send your little bombs send you a bullshit tanks or whatever bitch ain't scared of your sheet face have an ad laugh the niggins go crazy I don't don't understand she grabbed the air she grabbed the air I don't don't understand she point in the sky she point in the sky she clapped after every word she said I don't, she pats her hair. I don't know, she pats her hair that is very threatening to me in that country.

I don't know why she doesn't just scratch. It doesn't. It makes more sense I want to kill, but first I must have sexy time because she smells like the button of the cocoa. Y'all, y'all black when you smell like cocoa butter, everybody want to fuck, maybe you need for certain signs. Hello. Uh...

Hey, real quick, I'll make a PSX on head. I make a PSA because I don't have that much time man anybody here smoke hookah a couple people hopefully mostly women here's the reason two things yeah two reasons I can't smoke hookah number one as a grown man I can't see myself sucking on something with a tip attached to a hose attached to a ball with liquid in it and I'm a little that ain't cool that nobody's got damn club first of all come on bowl tell them now hey number two like I'm afraid y'all like I know people been smoking hookas for centuries or whatever right But I know us here in the turn-up community

I only been smoking them shit like the last 10, 12 years. I know people used to smoke cigarettes all the time before they knew the full effects or shit. I'm scared. Four, five years from now, we're gonna have a bunch of those true infomercials with a ratchet club bitch on them

with a hole in the throat. Like, feel that shit now. Hey, man, I'm a message from Lakeisha. Let me just get up there. M-a. I was at the bottle with my girl smoking hookahs getting it in.

You got an awful sweet, it's just a future and shit. And now I got a hole in my throat. Sounds like some clippers, no money. Here are some tips to turn it up with a hole in your throat. Tip number one. Keep your chin up when you're twerking so that fool doesn't fall out of the hole in your throat. Oh, it gets worse. Tip number two.

Patron shots burn. I don't know if y'all seen it over here that'd be like, ah, I don't know if y'all seen it over here that'd be like, I don't know. But I just graduated from Everest University, fuck you tonight. Whatever else when your home girl's calling you a bottle tonight? Oh hey bitch what you're wearing to the 85 shop show later on tonight. Uh, bitch, you're gonna have to text me. I'm too busy to talk to anybody's fax machine in this mother.

She only, fuck you, bitch, fuck you. This is how she ain't up, turn, you know? Y'all, now, I ain't gonna say the rest of the joke because I see the church man outside. Yeah, y'all, he's already judging me. I see the church man out there, a dick with no windows. Can I say the rest of the joke? I admit, look.

Hey, y'all know it's gonna be something low-down nigga in the club trying to fuck that hole in the throat, right? Y'all told me to say. Y'all think it told me to say. He's like, oh my God, I'm gonna give me some of that robot throat, bitch. She's like, oh my God, this is so wrong, this is so wrong. Don't you come in my bomb? Cuck, cuck-c-c-c-c-c-c-con.

Obama care, don't cover this, b'an. I can do that shit for Semptini. Alright, last thing I'll get out of here. I see like his famous people in here, or somebody fucking, somebody's famous. And then I see the nigga K-Camp, maybe he can deliver the message. Hey man, if y'all know some of the rappers and shit, tell them to listen to their gun sounds before they talk about him.

Here's what I'm gonna talk about. Y'all know the song, oh, my bitch is bad. that boozy. Took it up, though, with the Uzi. Have y'all heard the Uzi he's talking about on there? No. Alright, nigger, when he say, how about the suicide with the Uzi? Listen to the Uzi sound.

He's playing. Play it from 238 and listen to the Uzi. Run what I said call me boobie. When I'm on most they show me boobus I saw my neck on the coolest. How about the suicide with the ooze? Stop. It's that.

Nicky, that's putting your rainbow on. That's right about you, You see the motherfucker? They got glial on the motherfucker. You can't pull shit. Is that a ooze? You fuck, man. Back to 2.30 at one of the time.

They didn't get hurt over there. Then the goddamn thought. One more they suck on me boo-go. When I'm on stage on me booze, ice on my neck on the coolest. How about the suicide with the ooze? That man shot that shit underhand, man. That's not an over-linger type of gun.

Yeah, this shit. You know? What's all shangers. Hey, man-town playing one more last time. Watch a drive-by, watch a drive-bye, watch y'all by. Hold on, turn the music down. I'm like the suicide with the ooze. Go, bitch, go!

Go, bitch, go! I'll be with you, but be my dad is skit-skirt, skit-skirt. That little niggas, me, Kloh, offset. You did, all y'all rat. Dead, pop, bop. Me, Quavo, offset. I said, I've got to suicide killed niggas, lots of ugly. One more time fucking, let's do it.

You just said, come me boogey. One of the most they show me bookees. I saw my neck on the coolness. How about the suicide with the boobs? My mom, that's my favorite shit. It's like 35 niggas with sound, but guns like that in the song, y'all about to hear all them shits for the earth of your life. Y'all do me in one youth's favorite before I get out here.

If you got your phones out and take pictures or whatever, y'all can't take your phones out. I had tried out for a while and out, and I didn't make it because I didn't have enough followers. You know what I'm saying? I was cool what I did what anybody else would do. I went back to the nice-ass hotel and I put my timblins on, stood on the bed and peed directly on that motherfucker. What real petty, niggas, that? I took a shower curtain.

Anybody? I caught me a gold shower curtain for no reason, nigga on Nick Cannon. Do be fair if you do have your phone, I follow me on Instagram, Tyler Chronicles, T-Y-L-E-R, and then the C-H to get you the rest. Tyler Chronicles on Twitter and Instagram. Cooper Catcher 21 on Black Planet.

Come on, y'all be fucking, oh, what's y'all, d'all, d'all, man? That old pussy be like a crock pot, my nigga, that shit. That shit be hot as that. You ain't have my pussy fall on the phone, you know? That pussy fall, right? I'm going, like, God damn, man, man, what that's my dog? You ain't live. You ain't lived.

You ain't lived. You know, you got in my old bitch. You smell like red door and white diamonds, nigger. That's supposed to be smitten like a little leather purse. A little leather purse. And yeah, Tyler Panopis, and I'm also on Christian Mingle. I just play, y'all have a break night. Thank y'all so much. Yeah, man, this is the 85 South show. Make some noise to this bitch, man.

I'm talking about right here. You were honored God. I just want to say hello. I ain't really got no jokes like that, you know what you're saying. I want to tell you a story about my house. about my day up to this point. And if you laugh, you laugh. You don't, I don't give a fuck.

I'm leaving with the same amount of bread I came with. I ain't enough to get booed off my country. Because I'm thinking about, I hope they're not fucking to be over there where I thought that. And so what I'm going to do, I'm going to just saying today. I ain't going to talk no more. This shit I was just doing. Just do it again.

I'll do it again. Hold, I'll do it quiet, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Walk up this morning in my mom house. Oh, she don't ask me when I'm moving now, because I don't know what about that been about. You got a room, I can't rid it now, I can't smoke no weed, I ain't have a dime, I ain't going to jail, I can't do no time. All these other pillars, rap' about to go, well, I know we're running around in the street, road.

Oh, you're saving all your bread just to buy a drink. Trying to press them cold, but they pussy's fine. dog hole and you can not spend the night at home's home who I got to

live hey ain't got no time to give hey I went to church and told the preacher

sucking man got no I was broke in that drunken bag pulled up to

that fish had a nail off in my tie I wasn't get played anyway might wear a tie yeah

shout I like all of you get black band of titch you born and fresh out and get in like the song my nigga pay your attention fuck around with the cat deep wood challenge you would bother me a nigga lost hip on the other night but I can't know that's not me

you can't even call me bitch you know that I was holly go outside and holl hollied better turn around unless you all be through I feel up in a twop I ain't got no friend so Lord blessing with some men

She go on the TV, Carlos on the TV BC on the TV, all I do is jeezing. Looking at your ground, making you want to cry. Because I've got the clothes, I won't die. Let me on the tube, let me on the wallet. I want to be out of this shirt. I'll phone out and take my shirt. I'll let the hose see the cut.

Crusher he know that I didn't give a fuck. You want to thought that I wore a plain witch. This I'm at the morning I'm going to stay in rich. And you cannot sleep on no laying rich. And I got that fish I'm going to be rich. Oh, in the streets I'm searching for that door. He's not like that because he's looking cold. Like I said, but I didn't win, we win.

Hey, guys did y'all, man. Anyway, like I said. I should have to do it for you gone. You're the inspiration. You're the first thing, you don't say, his shirt off. I'm like, fuck you, I ain't on the money but they don't like me. They don't like that.

You can choose or not. It doesn't matter then. You feel me? There you turn out. Shout out to all y'all. Call him you need to need to open for your shoulder. When I get my phone back, like I told you. Pray to love me.

My name's having it easy. I'll be here. Y'all show some love one more time for Fat Man One more time for Fat Man Hey, hey, hey, hey, keep that shit going for me Hey man, some A-Kizu for me, man, King I got a king, yeah y'all some love for King's children, man, one time I got some of my family in the house yet it's only right that we do this shit, boom

What I looked like having a band up here and not bringing one of the first comedians that introduced that whole comedy fusion. Y'all show some little Corey Zumaan Miller. Needs no introduction. I'm gonna let him do whatever the fuck he wanna do. I'm out. What up, Los?

Hey, first big ass, big ass round of applause for 85 South for keeping some Atlanta shit that's traditional going on and on and on. because Atlanta be fire-breathing MCs spitting out that's my man bone crusher right there

we met battling MCs on Marietta Street but then comedy pay faster though so it's just the fuck do my nigga it's just the fuck do I want to sing and shit but it's crowded over there

I want to do the national anthem for a sporting event but we can't now trumpet offers no more R&B shit Because we do too much We don't do it regular White people You do it regular

You get the fuck out You get your check You be proud We're a proud American You're looking off into the sky Looking off into an America Niggas don't know shit about this Oh, say

Can you see God damn I'm an American Let me tell you about my father He's a war hero We don't really give fuck what it was. We just know it's a check coming. We come out and turn it into our concert.

How y'all doing this evening? Slow this shit down a little bit. Yo, this is an old-school junk. You might remember this shit from school, y'all. Fuck with all the patriotic bitches in the house. It's good. It's really good. Do this shit like this.

Shoot it in a d'u-d-d-d-d-d-d-dh- Oh, baby. Oh, say, can you see? Can you see? By the dawns, early line, I'm so proudly we're so proudly we hate at the twilight, I see. stripes. That's when the record label owner got to come out and save his ass, he fucking up.

Empire Records would like to thank you for giving our artists an opportunity to perform on a major stage for America. Empire Records is a family business. I started this for my sons, Jamal Hakeem. What's the other one's name? The one that count the money, you know. Be sure and download my new album,

dropping in one hour. Lucius Lyons, American motherfucker. Go down. American motherfucker. American motherfucker. Even Barack Obama sitting up in his booth. Pissed. How long is this song going to go?

This is ridiculous. No, no, Michelle, I got a pee. You got a pee. Sasha and Malia got a pee. And we're sitting, Joe, you got to pee, too. And we're sitting here, listening to him, drag this song out. He's taking the whole eight years. I was in office to do this song.

Doesn't take that long. Where he's at with the song right now? Hey. That's the shit I'm talking about, Michelle. Look, overdoing it. That's that Trump shit. Yeah, I'm still mad. You're going to come out here and say that I tapped his phone.

You need to find out who's tapping Melania. Yeah Yeah It's ridiculous You can't stand this You know we got health care Because people needed it, Michelle Sitting out there with their foot swell up like a grapefruit

Got that sugar They don't have insurance Yeah You might have a friend It's got that little ball of meat on the back of their ear A little Swedish meatball. They've been wanting to get that thing cut off since high school. Under Obamacare, you could have got that little ball of meat cut off from back to your ear.

That meatball way too big. You need to cut it. You know what? I go to Fifth Ebeneza Baptist Church and my pastor is here. Oh, shit. Oh. I told Sean Combs,

if I would have had Biggie Smalls, he would have lived. He thought I was bullshit. I talked to Biggie one day. I said, man, what are you doing with this deal, man? I got something about to go really big with my entire family and I can use somebody

from the streets like you. You're a real nigger big. I'm saying, you know I got this shit with Puff already, Luceus. What you're trying to do, nigga? I'm saying Puff got me

little C's, little Kim, nigger. Listen to this new shit, digger. Drop that new shit, I just can't. Game up with, dick. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. First things first stop, Papa. Freaks all the honeies. Dummies. Playboy bunnies. Those don't my monies. That's what I used to say back in the day. But I changed my ways.

I'm on some new shit. Hey. I'm trying to keep it real. Need me a skinny girl that I could feel. Cause me and two of big bitches in the bed. One of us going in them dead. I'm gonna end them dead. That's too much weight on the shit.

I'm trying to get it, trying to get it quick. You can see me on the beach getting ahead. Diggas, you heard what I said, niggas eyes is red. I'm tired of rapping. Running out of breath, somebody clapping. Fuckin' nigga, somebody dapped me. Big thing I guan with a man I come up,

me run up with the piece in me and me a shut up, bim, some come. DJ, wheel up the pussy all there. Come a quick, push up your hand, the mastamp on your feet, and jump around and make the music sound sweet and now if you test me them boy ain't complete and look out we heat and we back up with weed and

boom, back shots all that wake ya. Hey, look on the girl, she's a freak them. Yeah, she do it each in every other weekday. Didn't she act like she never, never see me? Gina, why are you so nasty? That's what they ask me. Whenever they're my father Smith, DJ pull up the blood trunk like.

My name's Zumaan Miller. I'm on tour with Kat Williams. Check your local listings. And please always fuck with this crew of dudes right here, man. This ain't nothing but the evolution of the next shit. And you getting to see the shit first. Zuman Miller, Instagram.

Ah. One more time for Global Soul. Make sure you follow them on Instagram, Twitter, at GlobalSold. They got everything that you need at Global Soul. Fly. These nigger got to pay their parking meter. We got a real special performance right now. Yes, we do.

This is our home girl, man. She linked up with us soon as she got to Atlanta. She's been down. She been riding. She came to the trap with us. Who my mama? You see her pop up on 85 South Show all the time. So this is like our 85 South Show, little sister, man.

So I want everybody in the big. and show her a lot of love. She's just jumping off in the music industry. First project, so y'all make a feel real welcome, man. Y'all welcome to the stage. Turn up. Our home girl, Miss B Simone. Yeah.

So look, I got a question for the ladies. Ladies, you ever been getting right with God? Doing good. I mean, making money, right? Edges growing back like they never motherfucking left. motherfucking laugh. And then all of a sudden, a fuck boy comes into your motherfucking life and fuck shit up. It's like, leave me alone, nigger. Just leave me alone. Okay? So this next single is called Blueberry Rain. And the title comes from, you know, those new hunts, they blue, right? So I'm going to make it rain with the money. DJ drop my shit.

Thank you. Hey, I want you about meals at it. I just think of all in me. Trying to pick up, but you keep going to me. Yeah. Your love just left a couple scars on me. The best revenge is getting to the money. Blueberry rain.

Blueberry rain. Blueberry rain Blueberry rain On me Blueberry rain I believe everything you said to me I did everything that you wanted to Now we are not it but enemies

And I just hate to get through to you Look I need a love But now you know some of my trust I do not want to give up But I really don't think you don't want Hey Run it up, run it up

All of my bitches get money we run it up Back in the club Sipping no hair Tennessee, fuck it up, fucking up. Double cup, double cup, don't win this money like you do not give a fuck. Pass it around. Light it up, blight it up, bladda, platt it. I guess people calling me.

Trying to pick up, but you keep calling me, yeah. And love just left a couple stars on me. The best revenge is getting to the mud. Singing Blueberry rain, blueberry rain. Blueberry rain. Blueberry rain. Blueberry rain. on me

Ha! Look, Blueberry rainbow She ain't got nothing on me Boy, I don't know what you were thinking You paid yourself

Trying to play me, huh? She ain't got She ain't got Nothing on me Boy, right Don't know what you were thinking You paint yourself Trying to

play me she ain't yeah I hit a safe with calling me try to pick up but you keep galling me yeah in love to slap a couple scars on me the best revenge is getting to the mind Blueberry rain Hey Blueberry rain Blueberry rain on me

Hey, blueberry rain, blue saying. Hey, I'm gonna come out. Blueberry rain, blue saying it. One more time, blueberry rain, blue say it. Yeah, thank you. This is my new single. You can get it on iTunes, Spotify, Apple Music, Music, Blueberry Rain for all my bad bitches' skinned cinema.

Here these books called. I'm about to show out on my 60. Y'all show some love. Thank you. Be some love. Yeah. Show some love. Yeah.

I'm trying to think of your Blueberry rain, love just left a couple stars on me. Yeah. The vessel bed just getting to the road. Blueberry rain. Blueberry rain. Take your D.C., uh.

Yeah, yeah, don't turn around. You know it's going down. It's 85 now. D.C. then took his shirt off for you be some on, baby. Yeah. Shout out to my man, Ronnie Joy. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you guys so much. Thank you guys so much. Thank you guys so much. Be Simone. One more time, be some more y'all. Be Simone. Did you sing the blueberry rain? Did I?

What? You were singing the blueberry rain song. Blueberry rain. Okay. I already explained what it was about these things. I heard you. I was like blueberry red. I heard you.

Shout out to my man Ronnie Joy with the blessed as fuck apparel. He got his shirts. Make sure you holl at them if you need to get you holding for me. What's up, Gais. What's up? Shout out. Shout out to K-Camp in the building. Yeah, K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-in-the-builder.

If you need some food, my nigga, sell ball. Come from the motherfucking West Side. I ain't going to tell her what we used to do. You know what I said? Real Street, nigga. Nigga, nigga, come for you and got now. You're going to pay me. Yeah, man, for real.

Make sure you holl at Lexie. Make sure you hollet at Lexi for your 85 South Show merch. Hey, get your shirts. Hey, ball. Get your hats. You see that pocket print. He play with these d' ass in. Fuck ODD.

Shit. Did y'all enjoy the show? I said to y'all enjoy the motherfucking show. We love y'all. We love everybody. We, man. We love y'all. Thank you.

We love everybody in here. Yeah, we love you. Thank y'all. We love you, love you. We love you. Shout out the crowd. Real time, if it wasn't for y'all, it'll be no us. You feel what I'm saying?

If it wasn't for y'all, it'll be no us. Real talk. Tonight, when you get to the crib, I don't give a fuck, what you doing. Turn the 85 South show on, let that shit play in the background. Real talk. Make sure you go watch an old episode, why you ain't seen. Start at episode 33 and work your way back and then go all the way to one. then start at number 35, then go back and watch episode 34.

Because if it wasn't for y'all, there'll be no us. You feel what I'm saying? If it wasn't for y'all, it'll be no us. Every time y'all come and support this live show, y'all give us their independence. Y'all see, we ain't got no security. We ain't famous, famous, famous. We can get down there with y'all and be like, bloop. We love y'all.

We love y'all. We love y'all. We love. y'all we love y'all yeah wow big on tennis this is the 85 south show this is a podcast for niggins who have to smoke a roach

to roll a blood you know thank everybody for supporting the 85 South show don't close my curtain Don't close my key No, yeah, man Yeah, I'm about to take some pictures right here.

I'm about to take some pictures right here. I'm taking some pictures right here. 85 85 85 85 85 8 5

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