The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 85 SOUTH REPLAY: RICH HOMIE QUAN in the Trap!
Episode Date: December 17, 2024Rich Homie Quan comes through the trap to tell his story alongside Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Clayton English! --Originally published August 5th, 2022-- || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.co...m || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website: www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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No.
I can't repeat.
Yeah, I told me he can't repeat.
Even he realized what he said.
End the song.
He don't say that part no more.
Know what he said.
I just read it in here.
What is it?
He can't repeat that.
Oh, yeah.
But then you heard what he said after that, right?
Yeah, but a brother ain't gay.
Oh.
It's your birthday.
Hey!
He even realized what he said.
He even realized.
He said that was right.
That was big, too, man.
He didn't even realize what he said.
He's like, damn.
Look at him.
Hey.
I don't get my back.
Hey, y'all, keep on a ass, boy.
Hey, right.
That's why that nigga the goat, bro.
That why ain't a goat?
He did that shit.
A nigga was just skating.
That was our favorite part.
We didn't know the word, nigga.
I didn't know.
I'm fucking these niggins like pussy.
But the brother ain't gay.
It's your birthday.
He tried to change the salad.
He took it too far, man.
That's your birthday.
He's your birthday, man.
He's your birthday, man.
Oh, that's your birthday, all that.
That thing, that's stupid, man.
He took a little too far back.
Oh, gee, man.
A lot of lines ain't gonna stand the test of time, man.
I was saying that shit on the show then they got mad.
I could stop doing it.
Biggie got some shit.
Don't even people, yeah.
Don't get them New York niggas start, please.
Well, he said that shit.
I know, I know.
You can't take that shit.
What you said?
Yeah, it's crazy, though.
I think New York is still, man.
That me for fucking up on a little.
Oh, that shit, oh.
Nick!
Damn.
Hey, yo, man!
That's all.
I wasn't going to bring that shit.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo!
Well, what happened, man?
You know, New York niggas.
Yo!
I think this is your first time ever really just feed your feet.
They still want to know.
I would wait for this one, son.
Your son, is a nigga here with Tim go right now.
Yeah, you got a guy.
I apologize to the only New York, man.
I need an ass.
I need to address this shit.
Now, New York.
Y'all know I apologize, first and foremost,
I didn't grow up on the Biggie.
You grew up on Biggie?
I'm gonna be born on. I didn't.
So you don't want to tell the Kim, though.
Fast.
But I know I didn't know.
I know.
I know I didn't know.
But they were part of them on a teleprunker, though.
But the way he gave me.
What the way to give me?
How he said they self-sodd him?
And they're going to put it on them.
He said I couldn't tell them, look.
Might I tell you, when that's going to put it on me?
But I don't know what I'm going to start?
We're first.
You know what I'm saying?
Fast-o.
No, for real, though.
So, you know.
But they had it when we had it when the rehearsal.
But when that's, I still went.
Oh, yeah.
I want to see it.
It's different.
You got a thing in the studio, I don't even write,
so there's a real lyric that's right.
You go to practice, one.
I had in the room, but it's different just to study lyrics.
Oh, yeah, because it's not yours.
I'm like, I don't know the beat, the top of it.
Right, right, right.
It's like a, I don't want to say it when a bankers come.
I knew you, like, knew you had probably they banked on.
It was a banker, but you didn't practice somebody else's song that you didn't listen to it.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you know, I ain't, I ain't good with that shit.
Yeah.
I tell you, but I can't do that.
I couldn't do that.
But that's going to so crazy, but I wouldn't have got the cooja swarthy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That nigga dressed the fuck up.
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead.
Cooge it down to the spot.
I'm gonna get up.
But I don't, you know, sometimes you get on that stage,
that shit different.
That's way different.
It's way different.
It's way different.
Fuck that.
The show must go on.
The show gotta go home.
You got to leave do it one time.
What?
I'm fucked with y'all.
Well, everybody was mad at that name.
They didn't need to say your whole,
they didn't even say your whole name after you fucking up.
They were like, and that was Kwant.
I didn't know that was bad.
I watched the bed, I saw like Fancho Faye.
They tried to slow everybody down.
This is bad.
The lyrics ain't pop-up, man.
That might slow.
I'm speaking with.
F.
They didn't do you day.
They didn't you wrong.
I can't even ready, man.
Damn.
It was pain.
Either way, you know.
That niggas, I couldn't tell Lil Kim, no.
This is the fucking, you could.
You were about to-
No, but he would have said no,
then the day would be old.
He don't fuck with this.
Then you're gonna catch from another act.
He said, fuck big.
No, he didn't.
He didn't say no.
He just said no.
But then like, I can't tell a little Kim,
though.
It's like, this little Kim, this goddamn.
Yeah.
I got to do this shit.
That's little Kim.
What?
She probably asked you out of that corner.
You're gonna do the route.
You're like, I got too.
What the fuck?
Listen.
I got it.
That's not any doubt.
It came out, like the first couple of words came out, and then it was like, I'd seen it.
I was like, oh.
That one didn't right.
Because I watched it back with the couch, you know.
They got like the guy, ta-tac-da.
Well, it's all good, man.
He makes accountability is everything.
You live and learn.
No thing.
And like you said.
that wasn't something you grew, like a lot of shit is what you, yeah.
I'm gonna do a show sell out and redeem myself.
I'm gonna do my favorite biggest song.
Fast.
Yeah.
All then dangerous ain't too many.
Let me do that one.
That can hang with us straight up with you.
No, Angel does.
You just made everybody in New York feel good.
Yeah.
Come on, we had our old.
All right, son.
You know what son.
He's all right.
He's good.
He good.
Send that nigg some pizza.
He good.
You should have did that one then.
You should have just did that one.
The kid went on that one.
Over here and the Ken had.
This would be the perfect time to say it, though.
Hey, man, welcome back to the 85th.
This is the number one show in American households.
Where Black People Pay All the Bills.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
What?
What black people pay all the bills?
Oh, that's neat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Number one show amongst people
who don't know their father like that.
We don't bother with that
because we're coming right back
each and every show we got to go
a little bit deeper. We're going to smoke
a bunch of blood so we can get
some good sleeper, my
nigger. You do it big,
we do it bigger. So how the fuck
that you figure that we
weren't them niggas?
I'm looking at some property.
I might just pull the trigger.
It's a big old house, but the one next door is bigger.
It ain't owned by niggas, so it's super cool.
As long as I got the biggest one that niggas got is cool, too.
Shit, I'm looking at some more shit.
I might just buy a helicopter and ride around on some low shit.
Because don't take me too high because I'm high right now.
So why the fuck I got a lie?
I got my nigger doing ads.
lives.
Yeah.
We're stacking money so we can add cribs.
Yeah.
And not the kind where the baby's sleep.
Big-ass house.
Me and my girl walk around naked, G.
Yeah.
Now, this just shit that I didn't thought about, okay?
I put it in a rap, but I ain't never talked it out.
Okay.
Sometimes I really get beside myself.
I bought the house next door to me, so I live beside myself.
Oh, my rap's super real.
Ask anybody, hey, that's what Lowe's live,
but that's his other crib.
We don't know what the fuck he is.
I told you they're going to do it big,
but I still do it big.
Er.
Because I'm the nigg.
I mean, I'm the nick.
Me and my niggas
riding around rich homie Kwan.
We them niggas
And we make these bids
feel some type of way
Okay
I hit on Tuesday
Friday
Okay
Because I don't got
Oh I'm taking days off
But we be working
Taking those days off
I hope it pays off
Yeah
Yeah
Hey talk your shit
You can look around the room
And see that we got a very special
guest in the house with us today.
This nigga right here, man.
One of the coldest entertainers.
Amen.
You know, of our generation,
one of them cold young niggas, bro.
This nigga be moving around, you know what I'm saying,
hitting these harmonies and raps and shit.
Like, you know, he could be James Brown grandson
or, you know what I'm saying?
Could be related to Bush and colleges and shit like that.
He throw a little funk in there.
Then a nigga might sing a note,
and then that nigg might throw some gunplay in there.
gunn't play in there.
Come on.
Then a nigga might pull a business
something and talk some rich
nigger shit.
You know, feeling like the man
when I walked through.
Come on.
Some type of way
make you feel
some type of way.
Come on.
Man, we didn't spoke the nigga name
up on the show
for about four years in a row.
And you don't believe me,
real 85% is I already know.
We've been trying to line this up.
It's well overdue.
Niggins don't get no sleep no more.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah, man.
We go way back, man.
This nigga promised his uncle he would never, ever stop going in.
Come on, man.
And I ain't.
Come on.
And still ain't stopped.
I ain't.
Niggar walked in the club.
$50,000.
We don't know where it came from.
We don't know if they paid him to come or he just had $50,000 and pulled up at the club.
He didn't give us all the information, but he gave us enough to have fun.
What does money come from?
I always thought they paid him.
I thought he had a show before he went.
This is an after party.
He had to be.
He came with 50, then they paid him another 50.
He left out with a hundred.
Why?
And shit, I said you could buy it at that time of night
with no goddamn $100,000.
At least some of that money at the goddamn house.
But anyway, you got to get the bank.
You had to get it to the house.
You're right. You're right.
You're right. You're all the way right.
That's your goddamn money.
Yeah.
Now, everybody in this room got a bunch of broke homies.
But a lot of niggas ain't got a bunch of rich homies.
Ladies and gentlemen, rich homie, Kwan.
Oh, yeah.
In the trap.
Okay.
Talked good shit with the gang, man.
Now, welcome to the trap.
Here you've been up to.
Oh, shit, man.
I've been shitty man, you know.
Y'all.
Yeah.
It's a 2022 version, man.
Yeah, I ain't know I've been to them, man, in that studio.
Bricking back, working.
Taking care of those kids, you know.
In that studio every day, you know, cooking up.
I ain't got to be in the kitchen.
But I'm cooking up.
You know what I'm doing?
Still putting on for the seats.
You got to.
Don't never stop doing this.
Come on, man.
I'm out of them.
Shout out some of your favorite places in Atlanta.
Places that you feel like don't get enough shoutouts.
Oh, man.
Traffing on Thursday.
Come on.
Oh, that's our folks.
That go-chaise, our Cascade breakfast.
Yeah.
This ain't even for no, what, man, blessing.
Yeah, man.
Gochets right there by the house, man.
What was, man?
Papado.
Oh, yeah, I fought with that Papado extra hard.
That's like three times a week.
Bobidot?
What?
That catfish and dirty right.
You're a fool.
Oh, man.
Go up there, man.
Tell them I sent you.
All right, man.
I would love to do that.
Hey, where you're on the corner center?
Who?
The one in Marietta.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I used to work over at the Papacito.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You need that popado.
Oh, see food.
They do.
Wall is down.
Yeah, it's fine.
I get them in P.L. Chang and stuff.
No, that's Chinese.
I know.
And Papadol better.
Yeah, yeah.
Papadol better quality.
Popado, yeah.
Popado, yeah.
You know, but you can sit down and eat that Pappado, too, but...
I thought I ate that Papado, I just don't remember.
Papadoos eat.
I got to eat that Papadoos again.
Well, I'm so mad.
Are we still boycott in Houston or what?
I want to Hawaiian.
I want one right now.
It was just that one.
It was just that one.
We had to shut that one.
We back in there?
Yeah, we shut that one now.
All right.
So we back in there.
go get me one shit why y'all didn't tell me man i've been when we can go to another one
when they're everybody boycott i was still sneaking like that oh that's why the shit didn't
work bro that motherfucker's so good that motherfuckers is good that's yeah that be buzzed
like I always get the fillet I'm tripping you tripping out that's what's keeping
bro that's what's keeping the doors open up that why the Hawaiian ribby you tripped
that's the best shit they sell and that spinach they'll be
the wine ribbaugh it take the same yeah I always get the filet
I mean, tripping the lead, that little piece of meat.
Yeah, you're getting now, that.
Then he's getting the shit well done, he ain't.
That baby looked like an Oreo cooking.
I'm like, what the hell of it is?
I know they told me I'm going to get the well-done.
You get told me well-done, but I don't want to see no blood.
I tell the niggum when you cook it and you think you done,
cook it five months ago.
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The high like mine, too, man.
Well, well, done?
If you're telling us still well done,
they're by my cook.
You're not really putting to eat your state
with blood in it, no way.
Man, I'm not even.
You should make your stomach hurt.
I'm not doing it.
You should be truly.
Don't think you wrong is my puss at.
I ain't doing nothing else with.
no blood. That shit be too, that should be too chewy.
I don't have one, like, what it called, medium-wrap?
Yeah.
I don't try it. That shit, that shit be too chewing.
They said the blood give it the taste. No, don't take my blood.
They say it like, man. They should go down and digest faster.
It takes blood. It's not, that's not. That's not. That's the red shit.
Niggas ain't, you ain't supposed to be. It's not even blood.
Nick, I, I want this shit medium, and I want to still cook it when it come off whatever they was cooking it on.
By the time they get to meet. You still. You still got the five of it on your sleep as they bring in it.
Nah, but you're supposed to sit about 10 minutes anyway
to cook all the way.
So you technically want your shit.
No, I'll be cooking that shit.
I'll be cooking.
You technically want your shit at all.
Yeah.
You just say, yeah.
But, yeah, but it just keep it hot, so when it come out of that shit.
Yeah, that's how it's supposed to come out.
He just said medium to sound is exquisite.
No, nigga.
No, I want it medium, but I want it to just deal goddamn cook when it come out
to me.
If it's got just a little bit of pig in the center, that's shit.
But the man told me, he said, when you be asked for a well done,
he said, sometimes they can give you the old estate,
and you want to know because you're getting the way of it.
I don't put season on it.
I don't know what you're cooking anyway.
You might not get the best steak.
I don't know what you're cooking anyway.
For sure.
I'm going to have to be in a plate, bro.
What?
That pink, that blood?
No blood.
I'm not, I'm not...
Even if it's in the state.
Ain't like a liquid.
You should be saying red.
There ain't no liquid.
No, you see pink.
You see pink like in the silver.
That means they're done.
My mom always said, if you see that, that means it ain't done.
That means that you get worms.
The old folks are scare you in terms of shit.
You'll take that shit with you for the rest of your life, though.
He'll get worms.
You get little on the line.
You'll get worms eating this.
You told me what last day you used to eat outside.
No, get your shit.
Medium well.
Medium well.
I'm gonna try, man.
Medium well.
Can you still see the paint up?
No.
No.
Medium well.
Yeah.
That's kind of like tender.
And get the guy down.
That's the perfect temperature to get that muscle.
No.
Medium well is when you bite it.
That's when the blood come out.
No, it's not.
See, that's medium.
That's medium.
Yeah, that's medium rare.
That's medium that you're talking about.
See, it's levels to this shit.
Rare is just what they just browned outside.
That's how the white people eat that shit.
That's bloody.
And then medium rare.
That looks like flesh.
That's right.
Medium rare.
That's one like, you know, that's where the chefs like they shit at.
But then it's like medium.
Yeah.
And then it's medium well.
And then it's well done.
Well done is where the motherfuckers be like,
this motherfucker don't know how to eat a steak anyway.
Man.
I don't know, fuck.
I'm paying you to cook my shit.
You don't want to be no chef.
Take your bitch out of all.
Everybody can't make a steak.
Everybody can't make a state.
That's what I don't know.
Well, I learned how to make one by that.
That shit is I can whip anybody at a restaurant.
YouTube teacher a lot.
On the YouTube.
All you need, get you a T-bone, one with the bone in it, salt the bone, salt both sides of that bitch.
Okay.
Put it in the refrigerator for an hour.
Come back.
That bitch drive.
Ain't got to be a day before, just an hour.
It's just an hour, let it marinate.
Played the English steak recipe.
And then put that bitch dry, right?
And then put whatever seasons you want to put on that bitch.
So you did put the saunter in that before you put it on.
Put it on the grill.
Yeah, right, right, right, right.
You ain't really got to do that putting it on the grill,
but if you want to, just so it's a little more.
And they're going to keep the end of the season.
Yeah, that's how you're going to get the good little seal.
All of oil.
You put, you got to put, you got to.
But you pick whatever your season is.
Throw that bitch on there.
Don't you really need to be on that bitch.
I only need to be on that bitch like three, four minutes, maybe, east side.
I put around trying to coach the state last week.
I fought around.
Forgotting them, bitch.
The bitch is sitting out.
It's on state in my house.
It's a new.
I don't have the state out for two days.
I don't forget.
Oh, you tripping.
Tripping with JJ.
Damn, I just had a great bit.
I just had a great idea.
With JJ fit.
I'm going to get into real estate.
Jay J.J.
I'm going to get into real estate and rent.
I'm going to get into real estate and rent places to people who can't
and just take the kitchen out.
What for?
Yeah, a whole apartment building, none of these bids
got no kitchen.
How do they gonna eat?
They eat out all the time.
We gonna take that whole room out.
You can eat, it's gonna be somewhere you miss.
Ain't gonna be no kitchen, though.
Ain't no fucking, no stove, nothing.
You gotta, cause he added something.
You gotta cook a hot dog.
That's the worst shit being in the hotel
with no refrigerator, nigga.
Oh, that's how I'm gonna fuck him up.
You're just gonna put all that shit in the lobby.
You gotta come downstairs and use the microwave,
man.
That shit's all right.
You got to walk with your plate.
That shit is hot in here.
Man, you down there late as fuck.
What are you doing here?
I'm not trying to eat, buddy.
Damn, bro.
You can't bring it to the room?
Right.
Right.
Even on high-hirt, even on high-hirt, hotel will be having a motherfucker.
Now, this is going to be the next place.
They're going to just link.
We need the department.
They're going to have the apartment building that's owned by Uber eats
and they just going to bring you food every the goddamn day.
Watch.
That's hard.
Watch.
That's hard.
That's hard.
TGI private.
That's my money that I made.
You know what I'm saying?
Think about it.
You're going to be watching National Geographic.
They're going to have a story about some motherfuckers who love McDonald's so much
that they're going to build a fucking apartment complex with the McDonald's down there.
And part of you paying your rent, they just bring you your shit every day.
You just hit the button and they just charge it to your rent.
Why?
That's convenient.
No, you're paying for it.
They're going to put it in your rent.
They're going to put it in your mortgage.
You're going to pay for your mortgage.
Exactly.
He's got $400 for $2.
How'd that happen?
I got what?
$4 for $2.
How'd they do that?
Put that in?
What that is?
Y'all got $4.
Yeah.
Let's hold it about it.
Head out of that.
Let me get $100 and $2 a neck.
What's checking that cover from?
But I don't know what that is, Papa.
I'm talking about that.
I used to work at Burger King.
You just said this before.
Yeah.
I've been peeped the game.
What they do, bro.
Bro.
Sometimes they'd be fucking up.
And they be thinking shit gonna be bigger
than it actually is, right?
So, you know, like, if you got to go back...
No, you got to go back to before the nuggets was two for $40 from.
You got to come down.
The motherfuckers probably came out, and there was $1.99 for about four of them,
and the people went online and went crazy.
So they had ordered all these nuggets, but then people stopped buying the motherfuckers.
So now they got extra nuggets.
Now they're trying to get rid of these motherfucking.
Because look, they got Jurassic Park coming out.
And they're trying to sell all these regular nuggets before they get all these dinosaurs.
because they don't only have two cans of nuggets at one time.
Nick, I remember one time we were selling
dinosaurs star-shaped nugget for about eight months.
Durasia Park came out and didn't do shit.
They were fucked up.
They were fucked up that, that was fun.
Nah, because you could, these particular ones,
like, you usually could cook a basket of nuggets
and it'd be straight, right?
These motherfuckers were shaped so funny
You had to just cook them individually and like shake them or they would fuck up.
They got $40 for $2 for $2.00.
They'd be for $2.
Are you hungry?
You get $40.
I'm gonna tell you what make a burger.
I'm gonna tell you what make a burger game with most money.
Bring your broke ass on down here.
People laugh and say they don't keep.
He finally got some for all you broke.
Motherfucking.
People laugh for saying they don't eat their burger king.
Stop asking us for using coupons.
They got dinosaurs.
don't need these motherfucking money
The shit that make them
the most money is when they sell the wine
2 for 1
Yeah, man
Hell yeah
This shit, bro, eh
That niggins said
Brin' them bad-ass
Kids too
We've got 40 niggins for $2
But all the accessories
All the other shit like
That shit like $399
Oh, man
told like $8,000.
You're like, oh, y'all, y'all regular pricing on that shit.
But the four of the nuggets?
Don't know about it fuck with Burger King
to them fucking Whoppas is two for one.
Why don't you see?
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
How can't we fuck which?
We just give y'all what's been giving to us.
We're just telling y'all what we see when we buy this shit.
About, I bought four on a lot.
Just to see what if we're gonna do.
This, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna say some shit.
That only people at Burger King go and be able to
to relate to. Burger King got the best food in the world if you can eat it within the first
30 seconds of it being cooked. If you can't eat that shit immediately, don't even worry about it.
You need to eat it. If you don't believe what I'm saying, try this out. Next time you go
to Burger King, tell them that you'll wait and cook your shit fresh. That's the best
burger can you'll ever have in your life. Like, no, don't get me shit. Running the meat right now. I used to work here.
You got to act like he worked there.
Nah, I worked here.
I used to work at Bird King High School,
tell them to run the meat right now.
And when they're cooking your shit,
if you know what a hamburger shooter,
if you look right there, you can watch your shit drop.
Right.
Hey, give me me.
Get me.
The shit coming down.
That's mine.
No, he put mine in there.
And tell them to put it on this side
where you can look.
If you look straight through the fridge fries,
you can see the grill.
Every Burger King set up this way.
If you look through the french fries,
you can see the grill.
You got to stand there at the counter
and watch your shit fall.
Trust me.
Why, he's working at Burkene?
Oh, you used to work at Burkete.
Boy, I'm telling you.
You got to eat that shit
within the first five minutes.
You got to be, so basically,
you got to be behind the counter.
Basically.
But you know what?
I fought with Chesa's,
they lines will be too long.
They give you your shit
when they get ready.
I like that Windus.
What?
Chuck's a guy, man.
You're on a surprise.
Not no more.
Not no more.
I like Windus
in 19.
That was when this was at their best.
In 1998, Wendy's had some of the best hamburgers in the world.
I don't know what year Dave Thomas died, but I tell you, I tell you about Wendez in
1998.
Wendy's in 1998 had this burger called the Doubletack.
That bitch was 99 cents.
You know what a double stack, a real original double stack cost you at Wendez right now?
Four fucking dollars.
Hold on, wait a minute, wait.
I'm talking about, wait, but let me tell him.
Wait a minute, the double stack, I bullshit you not.
The motherfucker was this big, and it was 99 cents.
For real.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
They had a whole 99 cent menu.
You get a double-stack.
You get a junior baking cheeseburger.
That was a dollar.
Nuggets was a dollar.
Man, a large-time.
A large-time.
Some burgers started to get real, like, small.
A drink.
Well, I'm not, I'm going to get big.
A crustal burgers.
It's a little.
It was a crystal burger by the regular bud.
That's the name dad.
Soon the Dave Thomas dad, quality went way down.
When this was one of the only motherfuckers out here to have real ground beef where if you bite it someone to fall off.
And my bullshit, as anybody who was around in 1998, when this burgers used to come out and have the only burger place that you could bite in your burger and that motherfucker still had grease in it.
They had a real chocolate.
They had a real frosty.
And that machine ain't ever broke.
Never.
You can get you a fraser.
I don't know.
I don't care how I see you is, but you're going to lick on that frosty.
He ain't got no spoon.
That's how they're going to eat on that.
That's how they're going to eat that frosting.
Eating frosties.
You're like, what do you got?
I got a little frown.
Yeah, I don't feel like that.
That window.
They fell off.
They fell off.
They did.
What you got in sight?
What's your road?
What's your go to on the road?
What's your go to on the road?
What's your go to on the road?
What's your go to on the road?
Go to food?
Yeah.
Which one?
No, not food.
I mean, like fast on the road.
It used to be white castle with me.
Oh, tap my stomach.
I'd rather, I'll take shit for white counseling.
I know that.
I'd be like, well, listen, let me get four numbers shit.
What that's like in the men, boy.
It's like in the mid.
Yeah.
That's what I know.
You know what I kind of like that.
You know what I kind of like that.
down here, there's sheets and like Wawa,
where they just made you a sandwich.
Oh, that Waiwai trying to gross stuff, this?
Yeah, Wai Wai, they're like on the other feelings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you can go to that bitch two in the morning,
that bitch over, they gotta make a sandwich or something shit.
It depends on what.
It depends on what, man.
That Wai, but you know what?
I'm gonna tell you what nitsch sleep on.
I'm gonna talk about this shit out.
Crispy, crunchy, cheeky.
Bro, it went by my house.
Listen, it.
Hey, bitch.
Boom.
Man, I'm biscuit.
Woo!
That shit, that biscuit good, though.
Yeah, I'm like, hey.
Y'all niggins is sleep.
Bro, my girl said, like, why are you ordering that off?
She said, you're opening that off.
You're going to get out of a baby.
Crispin, bro.
And you got to get extra biscuit.
That honey biscuit, that meant for two that and that.
You got to get doing no first come back.
Hey, you got to get doing them up.
I don't even kill it.
You're going to eat half for the sandwich.
Yeah.
They got extra butter on their motherfuck.
Bro.
And the butterway is sitting now, bro.
All the only thing they gotta do is they gotta take it out
that goddamn basket and put in the plate.
They got to put it in one on American Dead plate.
You can't have it in that little, that little nach basket.
That's the only niggas off.
I know you got to put it in American debit.
Hey, bro.
I didn't fish one of a little.
Hey, real shit, though.
I ain't bitched.
Yeah, I haven't been, too.
Hey, but.
I get too old.
They're worried a mother one by your house.
They need a fucking worst.
Right, fuck the gas, they gotta get out the gas station.
That's what I'm saying, vacuum.
No, if they want to be taking serious in the chicken
business, they want to be taking serious in the chicken business,
they gotta fucking get a big with it.
Yeah, exactly.
They can't be crunching like a niggins.
They don't want to cut out there into a pot.
Popeye's like to say, they really can take over Popeye
to these bitch is alone.
Crispy, you know what I'm saying?
The chicken gets to go.
It's fun of a bitch here, man.
Just stop pumping your chicken to the love.
You get the wedges.
You know where'd you cool.
They just got to start pumping this shit up and the bitch.
The wedge is big a hell.
Yeah, but a wedge.
They did that shit like a water.
They look like my turnie.
That's a wedge.
Hey, man, way it looks like a toilet.
What the fucking is, man?
No, they got to get out the gas station though, man.
If they want to be taking serious in the chicken business.
They save for so much money by being in that gas station.
No, I'm telling me, bro.
Yeah, they are, dog.
Over here, man.
Over here, nothing.
Nothing.
Like a side kiosk.
I got a little side, the kiosk.
No, I got a little, the side of kiosk.
You know what they're saying to me.
You know what they're saying to the wall.
That's saying that they're scared to be a real restaurant.
They're scared to be a real restaurant.
No, I've seen the crisper crunch.
They're not in restaurants.
They need to go.
They have to go place.
Nah.
You got to pull up, get it,
because it's hot and ready right now.
You can't let this shit sick.
You gotta eat this.
You go ahead.
People be hungry and don't even really eat.
Like, they just see it.
You let them fool you.
You let them fool you.
You let them fool you.
They don't got enough confidence to be a real restaurant.
No, no.
You let them fool you with the other shit.
They got a real shirt.
The pizza place.
They got red shirt, what?
You got some red shirt, man.
The little chicken thing.
There's a nigga that on it with a little chicken right up.
That nigga didn't know the Hunts' brother's pizza was the gas station pizza.
I didn't.
I'm ordering the shit.
I'm ordering the shit on food eats.
And he was eating in hell of that shit.
I didn't know.
Hunts brother was black or what?
They.
They didn't get into that.
This is how they fuck me up.
Because on the app, they sell whole pieces.
At the gas station, they only sell slices.
So I'm not thinking that I'm ordering.
A delivery.
You can't pick it to you what rest of what you want to get out of the gas station.
You're getting pizza out of the gas station.
Like, we're getting Chris McCruchin.
I'm gonna tell you the bad pizza right now.
I'm going out though.
What?
Bad food.
Like real quick.
Fab food.
Marco fucking everything.
It used to be trying to join you for me, but every time I eat that shit.
Bro.
Marko.
The way I'll be buying this shit, man.
Marco, phone with your wife.
Oh, no.
You said Pisa.
You're talking about Chinese food.
Yeah, I'm talking about Chinese food.
Oh, yeah.
Marco's cool, too.
I had some Marco, the skin coming out.
You got the wrong one.
Like, when the skin be pittling on before me, I'm like that out, bitch.
Skin is just sliding on.
I'm like, nah.
You never had no piece in Italy?
You got to eat that big with a fork.
No, I had a, I had a crescent in London.
That's all the head.
They're just saying.
You're both of a crescent in Paris.
That's all that's not, but I had a crescent in London.
That's all the head.
What kind of bread y'all got?
I'm like that.
Well, London ain't got no good food.
No way from what I'm doing.
They do what I heard.
It got better.
You can't eat no pizza with you.
They do.
They do.
That this shit, way better.
The last time I was old, that the shit was bad.
It really made.
You got black people.
Chicken was amazing.
Oh, okay.
You got black people.
You can't hold it up.
Yeah.
I know that.
Yeah.
They're really making real olive oil and shit.
Oh, so it flea.
Oh, so you fling.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, you can't do it.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
Hey, man fuck are so flat and that motherfuck are so flat and they're
like, yeah.
Yeah.
So you can't hold, you got, like, you do,
though what they do, they fold it,
down there make it, fold it,
double, just stuff it in one take down.
So they don't put all that
beat crushing shit on there.
Nah, no, it didn't.
But it was good, though, it was good, is it.
When I came back, I ain't eat pizza for two years.
Hey.
You feel me, I was so fucked up.
Because that shit was good at it.
Well, that's, bro, they bring it on the bike.
Whole thing, like, boy.
That's shit, I like to hear.
I like to hear a nigga international stories.
But you got to think that what I'm
got to go to the culture to taste that shit.
Yeah.
We don't eat this fake-ass, eating this ain't what it is.
We gotta go there.
And they eat the real shit.
Now, you see the nigger hanging pigs down in the...
Ooh.
That one of the pieces, spider.
Oh, fuck.
That one of the pigs.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, it's time to go do some more traveling, man.
You know, you go back.
That should be fun, yeah.
Sometimes it does.
Sometimes it do, man.
But I just got to the point where it doesn't matter when the fuck.
Like, at some point,
It don't matter where the fuck I go,
I'd be ready to go back home.
Yeah.
That's right.
He's like me, but with his titters, he's short at the mind, bro.
I thought my home's shut.
He's like, once I see it, a cup of a house already.
I'm done doing what I'm supposed to do.
And you're doing.
My mind just go straight back to the crib.
Like, fuck everything.
We got the money.
Let's go.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I'm going to check the hotel.
Man.
I see what y'all thing.
Bro.
Because it's like, I don't know, man.
Sometimes I just be feeling like, we got it.
And not we gotta leave, we gotta escape.
We got the money.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's not even spend a night in this town tonight, man.
Let's drive for an hour and get the fuck out of hell.
Fuck this shit.
Hell like, we didn't ask me.
We feel like to stay.
All the way we spend the night, man, we don't flew in that motherfucker.
We ain't going back to the net morning.
Man.
But you got to turn around.
We can be driving six hours.
We're gonna get our ad back on that road.
Okay.
I'm gonna tell you,
how you know you don't like the city.
When you, the earlier you get to the airport,
that's how you know
motherfucker be bored
then the motherfucker
you just in the bed
you're laying down like
I'm gonna leave
fuck this it's 1 30 man
my flight leaving six
fuck this
I'm out of this bitch
if I don't like this
I'm not in this bitch at three
oh yeah
oh you're talking we got another city
I did what
in that dude time
I don't call my age in the book
me suddenly leave early in the morning
don't even play with her like that
don't even let me stay to listen
and we do a show that night
and most of the time we're flying
I'm on the first thing
smoking back to
Atlanta, man.
I'm leaving early in honor.
Even if we go home for a couple of hours, man, come back to the airport, man.
I don't even play with me like that.
Listen, I ain't we leaving from Atlanta?
I'm getting to the airport.
We leave at two.
I'll get to the airport at 1 o'clock, man.
I'll get to the airport at 1 o'clock.
I don't like nobody to get to that motherfucker too early if you were in your hometown.
I don't know.
That's too much.
That's too much.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I hate that.
But you know what?
They do got all.
They got a little part.
at the end or the Concord, that shit is a player.
To be there for like an extra little hour and a half.
The lounge?
Well, shit, Ludo restaurant only in the airport.
I ain't said to skyline.
I ain't talking about dancing.
Like, you can shop, and kicking, all of me, you know what I'm saying?
I ain't saw that part, man.
They're building.
Oh, okay.
Oh, it ain't done.
You weren't he supposed to be back then.
I walked back there.
I was like, I'm at the wrong stuff.
God damn.
What y'all doing nowhere?
Hey, man, y'all gonna be.
I took five pieces in all the contract.
I ain't gonna lie, though.
I love the airport in Atlanta, though.
They said we got the biggest, all understand.
I don't have been to a lot of airport.
They said we got the biggest, and I didn't get
to a lot of airport.
And I'm like, this shit is huge.
That motherfucker in, Amsterdam.
Got something to Duke.
Smoking sections.
Oh, yeah.
Got something to Duke.
What?
They got no smoking in a lot.
But you can't smoke in no more.
You can't smoke in no more airports in the USA,
but it's over with it.
That shit will get on my nerves.
That shit ain't in the airport no more.
No, it's over it.
But they got like wall paper over that motorcycle.
That shit.
Yeah, yeah.
That's he fucking up, man.
Smoking cigarette.
Yeah, we're gonna do that.
They're taking a little pen.
You're like, you're wild.
Look at this, though.
Blown him off a t-shirt.
I ain't going to out of that bad.
This crazy.
You can't smoke at the airport.
But the dogs just shit in there where the people used to smoke at.
Yeah, they got them in the little room.
Then they put the dog in the dog.
Yeah.
And if your dog can't shit in front of people.
You can go out.
I try to take my dog in her.
Is your dog shot?
Your dog is shot shit right in the airport.
Your dog is how you flew with your dog?
Put it behind the curtain.
That shit's talking to my nerve.
What?
I flew with a dog back one time.
I flew with a cane course.
I hate all you motherfuckers that flowered dogs.
Motherfucking get out of the window seats.
Just know that everybody on the plane don't fucking like you.
Just know that you're the most hated.
We don't want to even be on the plane with people.
What the fuck?
make you think we want to be on him with your dog.
Don't wonder why people looking at you crazy.
Why you hell no?
I was like, yeah, ain't.
You know what you did.
Right.
I had to buy a whole seat for the pit wall, bro.
No, sir.
They made me buy a whole seat, first-class seat for the dog.
She was getting mad saying he ain't no carry on.
I was like, what are you going to put him on the plane?
They should hide a hell up under them, man.
I'm one of them people who believe dogs shouldn't be able to go every goddamn way.
It got to be a service dog, bro.
Fuck that.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
What's they, no.
No.
We're in Memphis.
that we do a show and men.
Man, this nigga hate...
He brought the letter to the show.
No, I got these motherfuckers.
Right.
He brought the publicity.
Why he bought the letter to the show?
What?
What he had, preaches?
Like, no, they had the booty in the head.
You bought what?
Why, you know it?
And I got to buy a ticket for this motherfucker.
Facts.
That's the one you had to buy for another ticket.
Yeah, I had to buy a first-clamp ticket.
Man, man.
That's a rubber shit, man.
Oh, man.
That's a rebel.
He had been walking through the airport, man.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
One can't cross over from Mississippi had to fly out.
But Mississippi, they're bringing them down.
What's hot out of this city?
Yeah, boy, what he's done?
Yeah, boy, we're doing people like that in Mississippi.
You're not.
You're missing what's hard work with people did, right?
You're missing.
And why you can't put up on nobody in Mississippi.
You pulled up.
How you doing from Mississippi?
I do.
Hey, man, what do you think?
You're going to talk about Mississippi like, I ain't sitting there?
No, I'm happy for y'all.
I'm happy for y'all.
You're happy for all.
No, that's awesome bullshit.
Y'all are some hard work.
You were like, what are you from Mississippi?
You got to work with it?
Like, God damn.
Nah, bullshit.
Y'all ain't like Mexicans in this motherfucker.
None of the fuck we don't.
Y'all are some hard workers.
You're gonna tell me that.
I'm not accepting that.
There's more to us than that.
Too, what it is?
What it is?
I know y'all like them calm, man.
I'm old school.
We like all that shit.
Nicky like Mississippi is like big shit.
The big of the better, man.
Y'all can bobby'u?
Hell yeah.
I think niggies in Mississippi.
invented that shit. It's too Mississippi to not be Mississippi. What other kind of
niggas gonna be cooking outside, nigga? Niggas in Mississippi started that shit. You can go back
first day of slavery, niggins was out there. I'm telling you. They're like, who over there
cookers? Them boy from Mississippi? Yeah.
Rubens, what's that meat you cooking?
So, well, that pig you told me to throw the weight. I know. I know.
I laid some herbs and spices on his back.
I put him on there this morning on a slow heat.
What, slow heat?
Oh, sir, that's when you cook it all day.
You be wanting us to work till it get dark,
so I figured by the time we get done working,
he'd be done cooking.
You must be some kind of genius or something.
No, sir, I just ain't no damn food.
Don't you cook nothing else?
Sir, I'm gonna tell you now if you hit me,
I'm gonna hit your ass back.
What do you mean by that?
If you put your hands on me,
I'm gonna put my hands on you.
And my hands is bigger than your hands,
and I'm gonna use my foot's too.
Who taught you to talk like that, my manny?
Wouldn't you tell you?
When she was over there fucking your back?
Nigs from Mississippi,
I always been the niggins to get in trouble, bro.
If you can put me anywhere in the world,
I could look and find a nigger from Mississippi
in 10 minutes.
I don't even know why
niggas from Mississippi
tell me that from Mississippi.
I can look at you and tell
Nick, I see the pain in your ass.
Those were slave rats.
You're sure, boy, I see it.
No, it ain't even that.
It's just that you got to keep in mind.
Check this out.
The way we do, you talk about
your parents being old.
Nigga, imagine being around
all old folks.
All the folks is old.
Even the young people.
So it's like,
Nick, the shit that they warned us about,
then already happened.
Right.
They give it an old clue.
This advice don't even work no more.
There's a bite that getting a little bit.
We're supposed to be eating over there with the white folks.
We've been there, that.
Man.
We're already eating together.
You keep going down there.
They say...
You ain't supposed to be going down.
Listen.
I guess you think they ice cold.
They give me unsolicited advice all day long.
You can't fuck around, like, say for instance,
you start fucking with somebody, right?
You know when you first start fucking with somebody,
they'd be like, oh, hell, you're in love, man.
Right.
That girl must put some sugar on your dick.
What the fuck is that even me?
And why you say, why you wait to say that?
I didn't see her.
Right.
Man, I'm telling you on the phone
and I don't let the move.
She must put some sugar on your dick.
That's all you walk right.
That's what you're talking about.
That's what you're telling them.
Look at you like, you're crazy.
Why, I can't be a little.
Exactly.
Sugar to be dead.
This is Mississippi ass shit, man.
I think I gotta have some sugar before.
Man.
But that's what you call it.
That's what my sugar pressure and you have.
What if they did be saying?
What if you get ready to fight?
Get ready to fight.
Oh, niggins don't really say too much, bro.
It ain't really too much shit.
What's that shit you told me the nigga said?
Which one?
That shit, that nigga told the niggins said,
nigger, they can't...
That niggins said, that niggins say,
nigger, they can't melt you down and pull you on me,
Nick.
They can't kill you down and pull you on me.
That niggins said,
nigger, they couldn't melt you down and pull you on me.
Bad damn!
But the coldest shit I ever heard.
But the coldest shit I ever heard,
I never heard the niggas said before fight,
that's a true story.
That niggas, this is a true story.
The niggins, I jump down your throat
and come out your ass like poison,
if you're trying to me, nigger.
Damn, that niggins, serious.
What?
I'm gonna come down your throat and come out your ass,
yeah.
Like poison, like poison.
That nigger said, I jump down your throat
and come out of your head like poison.
This is the type of shit you hear all day, bruh.
I got this uncle, bro, this motherfucker,
anytime somebody asks him for something,
he's saying the most random shit, bro.
Like, aunt, let me hold some shit.
If I do a Jeep, jump out of my hands
and run a boat over.
What?
Why anything got to go out somebody's hand?
I don't know.
Hey, man.
Whatever going on.
It's coming out, Jay.
Hey.
Hey, man, that'd be the day I'll march out my own ass on.
They got what?
I don't know.
But I'm going to get some money.
I'm going to tell you.
What fuck is you talking about?
They got the craziest sands, bro.
I remember I used to work with these motherfuckers,
these old white dudes, bro, when we were laying bricks.
I was like, hell, we got to catch up today.
It rained yesterday.
Well, we're going to be pretty busy.
Going to be elbows and assholes today, buddy.
What the fuck is that mean?
I don't know what I'm going to quit.
That doesn't sound right.
Man.
Sound like it greased up.
Elbows and elbow.
What's your head on the back?
Okay.
No, I'm gonna get fat.
White man came to work one day, he walked there,
he said, who it's hot out there.
Hot than two racks fucking in a wool sock.
Yeah, man.
That's bad.
White people funny at him.
Man, white people at work.
I used to work with the old red-nick-ass white man.
It was this one dude, they used to call him smoke break.
Because that's all he wanted to do
would take a smoke break.
Smoke break!
He could wait for smoke.
So look, them motherfuckers say,
Hill is the payday, god damn it.
And take this money home and give it to mama.
He said, why you gotta give it the mama?
Because she got way more pussy and I got dick.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Bro, this is the type of shit that I just used to sit around and just listen to all fucking day, man.
I had some fun.
I didn't work with some funny-ass people, bro.
I didn't count them.
They be racist on them, though.
Bro, that's the thing about it.
Most of the white people that you be around
who be racist at first,
it's because they really ain't never even seen no niggins, for real.
You think, because we didn't seen a lot of white people
that white people, they're seen, they,
some white people ain't never really seen no niggily.
Like, for real, like for longer than a minute or two.
So when they around us, they're like,
you're a person.
You motherfuckers pretty much normal.
Hey, no way they be agging like that.
Bro, I'm telling you, anytime you be around,
they can't believe all that moods shit they set up and put in play.
Rule Michael, they'd just be on the plane.
Other than that, I know some cool that white people.
I know.
I know.
Be down inside, I know they call me a nigga in the head.
On that plane, this is different.
This is the way this shit works.
Yeah, you're gonna see that shit.
Hell you're on that plane.
But the white people, they're going to see that hit.
Like niggas are the same ones who don't like the motherfuckers who don't like us if that even makes sense
Because it's like it's a separate kind of white folks like them separate like even white people don't like them right
They like the Walmart like dollar store version of white people right right they don't fuck with them like think of white people is like the apple store
So they look at the racist motherfuckers it's like gas station they'd be like these motherfuckers ain't even real white folks
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That ain't pure.
Exactly.
And then this is the crazy part.
Them motherfuckers who hate niggas is actually broken than us.
Fat.
They ain't got nothing.
Now, they're so poor that they actually believe that they're going to get some of the white people money, but they're poor.
They ain't...
They don't even care about them.
Them the white people that stink when it rained.
Yeah.
Smell like spam.
Smell like spam.
No, but the Applestone motherfuckers, they got damn discriminatory policies, too.
They have to.
And that's kind of like they benefit from their insurance, though.
They got to do that because they got to, like, make sure that they stay, like, clear that they're white people because if they fall too far in the middle, they ain't going to be able to benefit off being white.
You feel me?
Like, they need to benefit, like, they only going to benefit as a group separately, so they got to stay safe.
So they got to stay separate.
Because they're like, we're the,
we're the Applestone white people.
Y'all want us to represent for the community.
Y'all got to prop us up so, you know what I'm saying?
Like, we like Sunday clothes type white people.
Like, y'all got to make sure we look good
so y'all can make, hey, we're about to take over the world.
Remember now, hey.
They keep the other white people distracted so they can like.
Exactly.
That's how they.
But niggins need to sleep on the motorfolk too now.
That ain't right.
But see, that's a whole.
That was crazy.
That was before the Atlantic slave trade.
Yeah, you sleep on that.
No, they don't.
They ain't got shit to do with us.
That's why niggas is sleep on there.
We don't give a fuck about what happened to your people.
You ain't even listening to what happened to hours.
We'm not about to sit here and look up some more shit.
No, that ain't about that.
I don't get to fuck about that.
They do.
They trade nothing.
No, they don't.
Here we go with this shit.
It ain't no us.
It ain't like all the people came through the same.
Here we go with this shit.
Because they be trying to sit here and just keep repeating some shit that somebody told me that's on.
You got a little around, nigga to me.
They were way before the Atlanta slave trade.
The what, Atlantic or Atlanta?
The Atlantic slave trade.
You know, they came and got us from across the Atlantic.
No, they didn't.
They came and got some motherfuckers.
They didn't get all of us, y'all.
Don't be believing that shit.
If you think every nigga came over here on the boat, you got like fucked up.
Ries some more shit
Niggas was over here too
Niggas was here the whole time
Like look at the white folk
Bringing them wealthy niggas over here
They were standing
They were they don't
They were they though
Who were they?
The same way that you can get in a cab
In New York
And the nigga tell you
Oh yeah, I'm from Cameroon
That's them to the same shit
It's been the same motherfucking way
The whole time
You can't know where you're going
They can't make money
That's what I'm telling you
They don't put it this way
They didn't have to put niggas no well
on no piece of land ever.
What you say?
Niggas and all right it was on every piece of land.
If you won't believe that niggas was first,
you think they just stood in a fucking circle?
That means they was first everywhere in the world.
That's what I'm saying.
So how the fuck can you go get some motherfuckers
and bring them to where they already are?
The motherfuckers who say they discovered America tell you,
so soon as they got out the boat,
some niggins were like, who the fuck is y'all?
You got the ARAB and you got to Jee or so nobody got brought on there?
I tell you, all these different kinds of niggins that they ran into the first day, there was some tall niggins, then there was some little bitty motherfuckers, they ran up in the trees, and then they had some other motherfuckers who had some boats bigger than theirs when they pulled up.
It was already right there.
So they enslaved the people that was already here.
Oh, I thought the Indian will.
The Indian was.
I'm asking.
Because if you were enslaved the people, that's okay.
Why do you think they're saying?
Why do you think they give them their reparations?
and told them to be quiet.
Why the fuck you think of them Indians?
Come on, man.
Because them Indians wasn't going for that slavery shit.
They fought back.
They already had their shit together.
They pulled up and was like y'all's slaves.
You're like, you're a fucking laugh.
I got a brother this nigga named Roaring Eagle.
If you touch me, he on y'all motherfucking ass.
And then you touch me.
And we're from here.
And they touched.
And they touched me.
And they touched me.
And we know all the shit.
The Indians got on their ass to the point where they was like,
hey, since some old motherfuckers over here
because these Indians is on our hand.
Okay.
So who is it?
So then who was enslaved?
The Indian had guns.
They didn't have the guns.
The first time they had to go get all that shit.
Yeah, they had guns.
They shot some motherfuckers, but guess what?
Eventually, they ran out of bullets.
And guess what?
When they ran out of bullets, they were like,
Oh, we give up for a little bit.
Teach us how y'all did this shit.
Then when they taught them how to do that shit,
the dirty motherfuckers crossed them and killed them with their own shit.
Facts.
Yeah, that's facts. But who was the niggas working for free?
Who was the niggas working for free?
Who's the niggas working for free?
The niggas that they stole.
They stole them niggas.
Where they came, where they got them from?
The niggas that they pointed them guns at
and they shot some motherfucking.
No, no, no, no, no, no, we get on.
What they got the niggins from?
The niggins that they, the niggins that work for free.
Where they came from?
They went and got them.
From where?
Not all the, I'm saying.
They got a lot of them.
They went and got a lot of them.
They got millions of niggas.
But they didn't get all of them.
They got a lot.
You're not saying that when you're saying that.
Exactly.
So that's what I'm saying.
what I'm saying.
I did say that.
You said these knick was there
Duh.
Okay.
Some nigga was here
because we had foots too.
They took that shit.
But when niggas start
losing their culture
and start losing the spirit
of the almighty
We started living out of the pagan gods
The culture is.
They were doing the same shit
that we're doing right now.
It's already in the book.
The same gold and jewelry and shit
that we celebrated
and what they did the same shit.
They was extravagant niggas
just like we sitting right here right now.
Man Samoosa.
Come on.
But they were niggas.
They was niggas.
Sure that.
That's a good.
But they weren't.
But they weren't niggas because they knew exactly who the fuck they were.
They knew the title.
They knew what they came from.
They knew the name of the people.
We don't.
Because they were unified.
But that don't mean that it changed for us.
We're still the same people just because we don't know our title.
We don't know our label.
We don't know our tribe or our kids.
See, the reason why we're not going to get together because we're not unified.
Nobody want to get unified.
Everybody's going to say, that was the name and this is now.
That was the name.
You don't really give a fuck about you, brother.
But that's what I'm trying to explain to you.
This is it.
We were never together, nigga.
We're looking at a thousand tribes of motherfuckers in this room.
Facts.
You was the leader of your folks, and you were,
and you were the key, nigga, everybody who had their own shit.
But you know what we got to do, though?
But you know what we got to do, though?
Come together and get unified and really have a structure, bro.
It's a plan.
We got commandments.
We got rules.
We got all this.
You dig what I'm saying?
Because we are the Hebrews.
We are the real ones.
We don't, because we haven't.
We don't have no doctor.
We haven't established yet.
We just waking up, doing what we want to do,
thinking we can do what we want to do.
We have plenty of opportunities.
Nope.
That's why all these tragedies keep happening
until we actually do that and sit out
as a black people to say, this is too far.
And we all feel like this.
You got to stand on what's too far.
That's how I feel like, you know,
I ain't no political or nobody like that,
but I feel like, they just got to stand on what he's saying
and start showing some action to what he say.
That's all, that's it.
Nothing too much, you know what I can't.
Stop playing.
Bro, I love doing this show
because they're going to see this shit.
They'll be like, that nigga be hating.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't know.
I just feel like we should be able.
We can just debate and debate what the fuck we want to debate.
That's all the way we, D.J.
That's why I said early, I love these platform that we got
because we get to a lot.
It shows us and we get to talk.
This is healthy black man.
This is a shit that we talk about in the box.
This is therapeutic, man.
It's therapeutic, man.
Look, what I say, I've been said that.
It's a spirit.
It's a sphere.
The earth got a little ass on it.
Yeah, got a little booty.
Hey, that's the biggest, man.
That's the biggest slide in the world.
They put the globe in front of you as in kindergarten.
They got their pretty gay.
That shit flat as hell, man.
Science is beautiful, but they can't guess what?
You can't, you can't overlook the real shit.
The universe.
Come on, man.
You said, hide on flat.
They told me, you get the bed trip.
You're flat.
What you did?
They get that quarter, spin that quarter.
They're gonna like a ball, because they spinning so fast.
The motherfucker's flat.
He spent that quarter, but I can spit.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know.
Ain't a hell water.
Ain't no picture.
Show me a real picture.
Show me a real picture.
The earth is this way.
And water ain't anything for the father to hit me in the face.
No, this is not.
See, this thing I don't know, though.
We can argue in all this bullshit.
The motherfucker could be a cute or a Pentagon or a wreck.
I don't know.
There ain't no picture.
Show me one real picture of the earth.
If you show me where one motherfucker ever fall off this bitch,
I believe.
Listen, man, show me one.
It's round, but it's a hole in the middle.
Can you fall off the earth?
They said a lot of water in the space
and came back.
You know what I'm gonna go to space.
There's shit out there that they ain't never coming back.
Well, I just came out of the crew, man.
That motherfucker, two flat.
I saw it.
Which?
The earth.
I don't have been on the flight.
The boy said, it's two flat.
Listen, I'm trying to tell you, bro.
I'm listening.
I ain't, show me one real picture of the earth.
I ain't talking about no gold.
Show me one real picture.
You know, it's in, like, in the water.
Listen, if a nigger been to the moon,
You're gonna take that picture of the moon from the earth.
Let me take the picture of Earth.
They call scuba diver.
That's cap.
No, that's real.
The scuba diver.
Show me one real picture of the Earth.
Ain't that glow.
That's man.
Like, that's just what people think.
Somebody thought.
Show me one real picture of Earth.
They keep saying that they find that little other planets.
I don't think nobody went to the moon.
I don't think nobody went to the moon.
We ain't add none of a new planet.
I think it's capped, man.
We don't found three planets.
God didn't make the world for him before.
They didn't make the world for him on, man.
It's cap, man.
This cat, man, they can't bet to that moon, man.
Man, they dropped it with a drone.
I told you.
They dropped the flag with a drone.
You see this shit?
They dropped the flag with a drone.
Ain't no wind on what?
On the moon, yeah.
It's gravity.
Man, that's a fake picture.
That's a fake picture I am.
Nicky, bro, show me one real picture.
Show me one real picture on the earth.
Where the fuck I'm gonna get it in?
They said UFO coming out.
They said UFO coming out.
Y'all believe in aliens.
I don't believe no motherfucker
But if I see the one-eyed motherfuckler and I don't see the one-eyed naked, we got that.
I can't say that though.
But the crazy part is the part that's going to fuck you what is it's humans that weren't born on Earth.
Check this out.
This is my theory on the aliens, right?
Hold up, DC.
But they can be the aliens then.
Hold on, hold on.
They're humans like us.
But they look like it.
But they look like it.
So you mean to tell me, they're going to be some very much.
flew over all these galaxies
through all this space
and avoided all these
handguns and meteorites
and all this shit and crashed
in the desert. We ain't shit
at. Oh, you're talking about
Roswell, New Mexico?
That's the bullshit.
I don't believe motherfuckers then flew over all these
galaxy and crash in the middle of nowhere.
So that story is supposed to be that
their motherfuckers ain't really crashed.
They got shot down. But they made contact with their
motherfuckers. And they're crashing with it.
The way to cover up what the fuck they see it.
You don't know that content, bro.
You can tell about it on a video of people putting out.
You can't explain how light is going from this, that bad.
Okay, if they're real.
I'm letting the whole world know, hey, y'all don't think I'm on cocaine in.
If they're real, they're smart enough to not fuck with us.
That's the crazy part about it.
Like, they knew not to because they, they're not in Vegas.
No, they know we're stupid.
We too stupid to even fuck with it.
When you see, they're part of the area 51.
Yeah.
When I was just in Vegas.
They said they got.
That's a real spot.
It's a real spot.
I feel like they keep all to come from,
like the shit that's confidential and shit.
Like, no, that's the cap spot now that people know about it.
I think they just keep that bitch going,
but they got enough if they probably got here.
But shit, on the ground and shit,
they're in the attention.
But you see Jurassic Park?
They got like these little bird.
Yeah, dinosaur.
Why do you do that?
Long there.
Then he said, the murn.
Yeah, he's like, that how he's looking and they came on?
Like, I was like, oh, this shit, fowl.
He's fat.
He's slap.
I said, this thing
I said, well, I fought with
Jamaica Park.
So they negated dinosaurs' feathers like?
Well, they gave the,
niggins a ostrich dinosaur
with some pang nail, nigga.
He had that shit laughing
in the dinosaurs.
He said, shut up.
He was like,
all right, up a girl.
Man, look at the shit
that y'all in here
talk about today, man.
Hey, man, welcome back
to the 85 South show.
Yeah.
This shit doesn't
win a whole other direction,
We didn't talk about flat earth to everything.
We ain't said shit about no music.
That's my shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's your shit.
Like, now, we were talking about that was your heart.
Like, that was just fine.
We just go off like that sometime.
Yeah, we're gonna keep the conversation going.
I'm gonna always say some niggas to be here.
No, I'm definitely happy with music, man.
I got, uh, what type of the music?
What you want to talk about?
Shit.
Where you want to start from?
You said it started from the beginning,
and one of your favorite drums,
but nigg don't get no sleep no more.
I feel like he don't get no shleep no more.
I feel like he dropped that mom.
drop that motherfucker right now.
That beats a cool.
What's the story behind that?
Oh, man, story behind that, man.
My nigga was living in, man.
Who's at the studio?
I was at the studio every day then, man.
Had Jay got out of jail.
In the studio every day, man.
Working on my crowd, trying to get better.
Recording myself.
Yeah, bro.
Everybody coming up living in that motherfucker.
How long you was in jail?
15 months.
Was you in there with a nigger who was rapping like here?
Hell, nah.
No, no, it was a nigga in the dorm rap.
Yeah, but I went to get all.
I turned to him.
I turned to him.
Like, within like five months, six months in.
Yeah, I turned to him like with six months in.
But at first, I went trying to do that because in my mind, I'm going home.
You know what I'm saying?
But now, man, my motherfucking roommate was, I had one with schizo.
That shit was so crazy.
Yeah, I had one too.
He tripped out.
He'd be coming off alcohol.
He was on alcohol for like three days.
And what they called that when that shit be,
You need to detoxing, the niggins, coming out of their body.
Withdraw.
Yeah, I'm the withdrawal.
Man, he thought he was moving the door.
He was like, help me, bro.
My son out there.
I said, buddy, yes.
I'm like, man.
Two o'clock in the morning, man.
Y'all got to come get this nigger, bro.
He said, yeah, he said, my son out there, come move the toe for me.
I'm like, man, you got it.
You got to tell the story, which is late at night.
I didn't know, like, chill out of night, bro.
I saw that shit.
You know, like, put that
that nigga up in the night, man.
Put that in your backpocket, man.
Don't start that man.
You know what I'm saying?
Man, this ain't coming the weekend.
I don't want to hear that nigga out of day, bro.
Yeah, I'm talking.
He might get the wishman.
Oh, that shit.
I couldn't do that shit.
Because you don't know who the fuck gonna show up.
He's got motherfuckers in his head.
Johnny wants to stay up tonight.
Who the fuck is John?
That's like he's playing there first.
Man, man, man, he's trying to get him.
He's trying to cry that.
That what I'm trying to cry that.
He got out.
He got me up, kept going about eight a day.
That's slow.
You got to do it.
I know that they didn't want to start in.
He's just eight.
He got out, started doing shit, started popping it, going crazy.
Meaning you know that it was like, oh shit.
Oh, this shit, it's changing now.
Probably when I first book my first show, uh, in Tennessee.
Right.
From Mondeut House on MySpace.
On MySpace?
Yeah.
MySpace.
Nah, this ain't My Spray.
It's Twitter.
I want you back with Tom on there.
Yeah, I'm crazy.
I'm like,
Nah, you were lying on money.
This is.
You're stupid.
This nigga was hustling early,
that background, talking, and everything.
Let's get deep.
Let's get deep.
You know, man, I'm from, I'm from the A.
I'm from the west side.
Now, when they were saying that, you would sound like future.
Yeah.
When you, they were saying, you taking the future sauce.
I'm like, no, sir.
Now, he having his best.
Everybody can be influenced, but he has his own style.
What made you stay focusing, be like, you know what?
I'm sure these motherfuckold.
We home to coin.
Stop playing.
Shit, that's all I knew.
You know what I'm saying?
I wasn't faking that.
I definitely wanted to sound like, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I don't even see that comparison, really.
I think.
I can see it at first just from the, you know, like,
one too many people just rapping like that.
But then you had somebody came out sound just like him.
But that was different.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I studied you, copied your cadence.
Like, that's different.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah.
That was, that was, that was weird.
You know what I'm saying?
This one that, though.
And I think you could just tell from the catalog.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
I went, like, it went never that.
It was like, even now, man,
me in future probably got,
probably about 10 aren't released songs.
Yeah.
What I'm saying?
So that'd be the beauty of it.
You know, you know, you get old,
you just look at you like,
damn.
People are really trying to make that song.
When you get older, like, man, that wasn't anything.
Right.
Especially, like, with me and bro at now.
Right.
They've been, that'd be the beauty of...
That's correct.
She's supposed to let that shit for a man.
But what's crazy is, like, in the midst of all that,
like, we had did this show together.
And, man, bro, I swear to God, coming back,
I might have been in.
My seat was 2A.
Why, that n'n't see it, 2B.
Just talk the whole flight.
Talk, the whole floor.
Yeah.
They've been, like, no, I'm gonna sit down here.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, for sure that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was trying to do that.
He's gonna control y'all to start some shit.
He was, they both, they go, they get out right now.
Why are you trying to call commotion?
That was a good thing about Atlanta, though, a lot of times.
It seemed like y'all would, yeah, y'all would sort that shit out.
And it'd be more so what people create a poster.
You don't even know the person in that, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And not a really small.
Yeah.
People put shit on you, then put shit on another motherfucker.
Oh, yeah.
They can be connected on the love for real for sure.
If you make a phone call, you'd be like, okay, we do know some mutual people.
Like, oh, we're going to always know somebody who knows somebody.
You're going to know somebody.
If you're really in front of the city, you're going to know something about it.
Yeah, for sure.
You know what I'm saying?
But we got the music right now.
They ain't going, they're hot.
They ain't.
That's last 20 years.
Yeah, they ain't hit that slow, bro.
You was a big part of that too.
You were a big part of that too.
You had, you held that torch for a little, yeah.
You stood in front of the clock, man.
You stood in front of that old-old.
That old-ass apartment from Bidna, A.U.
Yeah, over there.
But see, it's the capital of the culture, though.
It's out, you know, like Hollywood.
It's where the culture, it's the first and the last stop, man.
You know what I'm saying?
We get on the first.
You know what I'm saying?
We're on the part.
We're going to let you know we're digging the tradition, like, literally.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Because like, when you go, like, and I know y'all probably
can attest it's like, but being on that road,
you just see how slower other spots are.
And nothing, and I ain't going to say them all the spots.
It's the difference with Atlanta, though, it's like.
You don't have to look.
Look for the black people in Atlanta.
Every other city, you got to go like.
What a hit? Exactly.
We saw black, black. I didn't, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that until people come down there and be like,
by Lord of Saul, what y'all nigga is so black?
I'm like, I ain't like that air well?
Nope.
Like y'all just, being next to people, you don't know?
Yes.
Don't look like you?
Yes.
I've been around black mom.
My own line.
Tuck your wife.
Nothing but me, but what, clock your door.
Yeah, exactly.
You got nothing of love on.
Lock your door.
Get your purse.
Tuck it.
And that's it the way we do.
That's the culture.
That's Atlanta.
That's Atlanta.
You got to be ready for that.
See, I ain't used to that.
You went to leave door-in-law?
The door-in-law, like nobody.
Nobody.
You come outside, a nigga, in your car.
Oh, oh, do you?
Oh.
Sleeping bad.
Get out of my shit, man.
Sleeping back in that day.
Get your ass out.
You'll get, they ain't got to worry about shit like that in Mississippi.
I'm part of the ship you from.
I'm from Oxford.
There ain't, no.
Everybody going to fuck with your shit?
David Bannon.
What are you going to?
Jason.
Hey, Banner, man, I ain't going to lie.
Dave Bainter put that motherfucker like.
He represents, I ain't going to lie.
They ain't need no motherfuck, boy.
Shout out, Dave.
He's got out of you.
Producing, I thought that made it even more dope.
Yeah, him and Big Crete.
Big Cree.
Big Cree.
Hey, hey, hey, how are you going to put a Rick Ross?
He ain't, hey.
Man, not him and Big Critt, they'd be putting on for his music.
Man, not him and Big Critt, they'd be putting on for us music.
man, my niggins.
He's about to drop some new shit.
There's Godbox, too.
Ain't race on me down down now?
Yeah, two below.
I was gonna get down the licks.
Oh, okay.
We got a few now, man.
We got a few now, man.
Yeah, yeah.
We got a few.
We got a few.
A lot of motherfuckers about to be coming out of Mississippi, man.
Like, at the time, like,
you're going back to that rubber band, man.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He'll fool on that production, man.
That's what I'm saying, so I feel like he had,
like, the advantage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Even with Crit, I like how in tune Critt is with it too.
Yeah.
I like how he incorporate the old shit.
Yeah, like.
You just tell he a fan of hip-hop.
Yeah.
That's what I, when I listen to it, like, you just tell, like, he a fan of it.
Yeah, yeah.
You can take it, you can listen to somebody to music to tell he cares.
Yeah.
You remember.
Who you been fucking with on the new shit?
On the new shit, man.
Just on the songs, I'm saying, just, not the artist, just straight songs.
Just who I've been listening to?
Just songs that you like.
Songs.
I ain't gonna lie, man.
Um, I like the way dirt put it together.
Yeah.
I like the way dirt put it together.
You know what I'm saying?
But I ain't gonna lie, man.
Hey, yeah.
That's yeah, that's just a good look too, man.
That's hard.
It's hard, but like, if I'm just listening to music.
Yeah.
I told you that it was coming back.
Okay.
It's me real too.
Oh, let me ask you this.
What about some of the music?
The female rappers, man, you heard anything that's stuck with you?
The girl got it just signed that all the song, everybody's trying to go.
The only part, the men came, like the F-R.
It's just good to see the women have something they can enjoy them.
So all the women, like, the women take their turn to the level, yeah.
Four and a half a year, what you mean?
I'm saying, like, it's good to see them have that lane
where they can have music that they can enjoy exclusively amongst the girls.
I don't want to see niggas mess.
of everything. They still ain't had one where they can 100% just let them have that.
Right, that day. You don't even light up, man. They need that.
Somebody got to jail really turn up with the R&B because that we're missing, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Summer Walker? You know what I'm saying? Like, that's cool, but you know what I'm saying?
We got some dope R&B motherfucking. Like, bringing it back, like, Drew here.
Yeah, but R&B don't get that push, man.
I'm just saying, like, it just don't get as much, like, you know, you know what?
Don't get the light on. It's in the back. It's an ad-lil right now. You know what I'm saying?
Joe.
You know what I mean?
I'm not, but I'm just being honest, bro.
Let's find some R&B artists then.
I'm about to find some R&B artists.
We're going to find some R&B artists.
Summer Walker Hard, but what I'm saying?
It's a lot of them new, a lot of them new.
You want some of that, like, because us are like,
they did.
Like, CB, like, we need some more those.
Like, you know.
They out here.
They got, we gotta do a better job of finding and supporting them, though.
Don't worry about.
What y'all see these videos?
They out here.
We got to just do it different, you know.
We got to just be careful what we call talent, man.
Amen.
I got these stuff not talent.
It's just viral.
I'm about to start.
I'm a record label, man.
Viro, it's viral commotion.
That's what I call it.
Listen, I want you on a record label.
What you say?
We're going to do, listen, listen, we want you on a regular label.
Look, we're a small company.
This is what we're going to do, baby.
We're going to give you $3,500 up front.
Two times.
25.
All right, we do $25.
$500 advance. That's on your first album. Now, your first album ain't going to have but five songs on them. You own some of that, and I own most of that because I put up the money. It was my studio. See, listen, you're going to get exposure off of this one.
Well, your first album is going to be a compilation. Now, see, we're kind of like an incubator. You're going to be featured on your album. It's like a prereqing label. It's just to get you in shape.
You like the name, we on that too.
Nah.
Yeah, boy, y'all digger's stupid.
I'm gonna find some motherfucking artists though, man.
That's what the world been missing.
But no, that's not.
They're done.
I mean, the time got.
I know.
I'm proud of you.
The city proud of you.
We're waning on you.
And you know it ain't too many people like,
the city be like loving one of him music
constantly like forever.
When they get over, they're over.
Yeah.
Niggas ain't never got over.
They're still rocking with you, bro.
Like, nothing stop.
And that's the most.
You started all this year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I left with an intern paid, man.
I'm gonna get back to turn the page.
I was showing what it did.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not nobody really care about what I did.
It's about what I'm about to do, what I'm doing.
Right.
So that's where I'm back.
Man, you're gonna speak for itself, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, after the new music dropped, man, he'll be like,
oh.
I see what he'll be, you know, say what he's saying.
Right.
So you're saying...
I'm more like, you know, Sean Pruh, like,
the rap game.
I'm gonna let my music talk for itself.
You want to know what?
I want to tell you, you speak for a lot of people.
A lot of people need you.
For sure.
The voice.
They need you.
So sometimes the urgency, you got to understand your purpose is bigger than what you may feel like, what you're going through.
You sure what I'm saying?
Pretty sure what I'm saying.
Those folk need that shit, don't folk need that shit.
Because this is the only way they can be chill.
It's the only way they can go out here and move it, having their business.
You got a head-knit listening to another four down you want to listen to.
Right.
And like you said, the rap, it ain't just rap.
Don't just rap.
Make music.
For sure.
Music is what connect.
What's up?
They'll hit a rap, or it's the music, man.
You make a good overall product.
Thank you, man.
And I try to, and I trick them like my babies.
Everybody know that, like.
I'm peculiar by every song, like, down to the instrumental I pick,
down to the rhyming words I use.
Like, I don't even want to use the same rhyming words as these, nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
That's how different I want to get in my bag.
You know how you can hear a nigga rap, you know he's been to rhyme with.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Go back in, get back in the gym.
You got to say so, yeah.
You got to say so good.
No, your shit, dude, be unpredictable.
Now, listen, I didn't say that.
I didn't say this earlier.
The way, like, I saw some shit you put up, like,
not to cut you off in there.
Yeah, you're good.
You put up, like, you're watching the batter out.
I mean, that's what I used to love growing up.
Like, you're Cassidy.
What?
Like, I did go, man.
Crazy.
Like, just growing up.
That's why I'm aggressive.
Like, I like aggressiveness.
I want to see the passionate niggins when they rap.
I believe you, don't want you to sit up and be like,
oh, you can rap, everybody can rap and spit a float?
But can you make a motherfucker bleed and shit?
That's different.
Yeah.
Like, damn, you know, I get the chills when I'm like,
yeah, that's what I want to feel.
The nigga don't give me the chill, fuck it.
That's a pussy-ass shit.
You eat for real.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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I didn't mention this song earlier, but my nigger, my nigger.
Yeah, come on, man.
I feel like as a nigger, that's one of them anthems.
Like, I feel like I want them to dig that song up
and play it in 50 years.
Mm-hmm.
That's one-on-ones, though.
Yeah.
That's one-on-one.
We needed that one.
Yeah, y'all flip the good radio version.
Right.
What I said, that's my dog, man.
You know, that's my daughter, man.
You know, that's Jackson State theme song.
Oh, so that not, man.
You know, we tried to get D-Hun, man.
I tried to turn up with the team, man.
We tried to get out with D-U-N, man.
He'll get it together.
What's you waiting?
Wait.
What's on New City?
Come on.
Come on, Prime.
It's up with Prime.
I'm gonna get him so crazy.
I got prime picture painted in my house, man.
I'm gonna have to paint you up with him.
I just want the same pitch at the creed, man.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I paid like 15K for this picture
painted the prime man.
You know, he was the biggest influences growing up
on sports, like that why I play baseball
because of Deon.
Really?
No point is it.
That's crazy.
We gotta make that.
We gotta make down.
We got to make that.
We got to make that.
We got to make that.
We got some of the hard that she was at.
No cow.
Brian did different, bro.
He brought swag.
Like.
Swag, swag, swag.
Good song.
You feel, me, like, I just think of my prime,
maybe that you look, good, you feel, just, you know what I'm saying?
That's right.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
And the man with rappers.
Not only that, he was performing.
See, niggins, I understand all that is in the package.
Yeah, y'all don't gave me me me, but I got to go out here and work for this shit.
But see, that's the thing that, like, I think black athletes don't get to hear enough of.
It's because it's like, they play in sports, not knowing,
that that shit is influence in our lifestyle.
You get to build that, you can really turn into some shit.
Like, those influences carry on.
It goes to, like, even beyond sports.
Everything that we do is black men is going to,
like, we want to add some flat to it.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, it's a lot of people that play NBA,
but you don't know them because they ain't got
no fucking sauce.
Yeah, right.
Y'all n' ain't got no sauce.
Y'all get some, get some souls, man.
Like I saw, Dian and say, man,
like, a lot of these kids don't play baseball,
And that's the highest-paying sport, bro.
And it's like the most savings.
You ain't wearing by no country.
But you got to see the other part.
He got a new one where he said, like they priced the black kids out of the game.
Where it's like baseball, you used to, all you needed was, all you needed was a bed in the glove when they was coming in.
You got to be on traveling team.
You got to pay like $3,000.
See a game.
Right.
Get with them, man.
That kid got it.
But for what they paying?
What?
That's your offer?
What?
All right so, though.
$400,000.
$440 million, man.
Yeah, to hit a couple home run.
Man, he just won the whole run,
whole run Durbin last night.
Ooh.
And he turned it down.
What are he doing?
15 years, though.
Huh?
We'll see.
We'll give me enough, Dr. Carl.
I don't give a damn how many years.
That's 15 years.
This would be a great.
That's a long commitment, though.
That's a long commitment in Washington.
This will be a great time.
It's a long commitment in Washington.
Because what if you get $200 for one spot for a shorter day or $300 and they didn't get enough?
What credit premium did you got?
$140 for five years?
For five years?
For four years.
He never made a kid.
That shit crazy.
That man ain't even tell that nigg.
That's what I'm trying to tell him to all that.
Yeah, that's a follow up.
So what they're trying to tell all the young viewers to look up collective bargaining.
I want all the motherfucking merch money.
I want all the...
That ain't no money for $450.
What do you make in the year?
What are you making the year?
You take a $3.3.3.
You got, like, one...
$1.1.2.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You take a Okunia, they got a four-year
$2 million.
I see what you're saying.
You get it down.
But how much...
You can get two-toos.
In 15 years.
What are they, like, 400 is, like 15?
Yeah, they tried to trick that man.
What is?
What is the...
What a dude from him from him?
with the Padre. He just signed some shit for like 12 years.
Yeah, yeah. Machado, what's the name, Machado?
Whatever. Is he the fans? Or he just, he just, how old he is?
He just, like 21? Oh, no, hell no, he got young life.
Yeah, man.
Baseball.
He's bad.
He's bad.
He ain't.
I saw it.
Yeah.
Came in second place.
You know what I'm saying?
My buddy there is Schroeder, man.
That need a third of one.
He's like, I'm like, I'm gonna give you two neck.
Oh!
I know that shit had my boy heart, like, oh, Lord.
I can't believe.
Oh, look.
I would just slap the shit out my agent.
Not my agent now.
I love them, but I don't know my sports agent.
I would have slapped the dog do-doo out there.
How much you got?
Who?
How much he got?
About a two p.
They were like, oh, you don't want to take the third of one?
All right.
I gave the two.
31 means.
Two.
Well, yes.
Who?
My head can wrap me.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he got the whole lot.
I was so hurt for my brother.
I said, ooh, because I thought when he turned around like,
they're going to vote.
They were like, what?
They're my boy.
Back to $2 million.
Oh, Lord.
I can't go back to the other one.
Oh, y'all.
And he was worth it, too.
He worked that thudding.
One other team trying to give him.
Everybody's making down 40 feet to you.
Yeah, that's true.
I love Babebaugh, I don't care what you're talking about.
I don't know, that's like a 90 game.
What's a hundred and sixty-two games?
Oh, they make them boy work for that.
You know, I love, Gabe, Bob.
That's just be back to, back and back.
Nah.
Yeah, 100-6-2.
That's regular season.
Don't fucking right.
That half a year.
That half a year.
Then you still gotta practice?
Yeah.
No, fucking right.
There ain't no practice.
How many games you got, bro?
Yeah, I think they down there have three games a week.
Something.
But I'm saying on the average.
I love big ball.
I don't love that shit, that much.
And you playing at the hottest goddamn time.
Ooh, what, see a game?
400 million more.
Sabio cup.
You look like I'm having to eat,
you know, out here?
But I'm a catty ball.
Hey.
Bring me some water.
Don't go to look, no, bro.
You got to meet you.
You got to tell the truth, bro.
When you're playing baseball and you're losing,
that's the longest game in the goddamn world.
You don't need, no, you just like that.
Now you're thinking like him.
Playing Bay ball.
I'm like, I'm sweating.
She's not on me.
He's giving the broom, Bob.
That's the basis of them.
No, that shit is boring if you don't know what going on.
Right.
He had to think.
That's something I played from 4 to 18.
I told me that boy.
I played from 4 to 18, bro.
That's all I knew.
We went to the same little all-star shit.
You remember that the summer camp shit and used it?
That way he knew I could play Bayball.
When he was like,
Legerangue, okay.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, I see, legit.
Like, yeah, all of the Greeks.
Come about.
Like he said.
Yeah, that's cool.
I ain't gonna lie, man.
That shit was, like, cool.
But because, like, I learned so much shit,
like in baseball that I still use in my everyday life.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Team work.
I mean, you know, like.
You ready.
What position?
Center field, man.
Center field.
Yeah.
My back got sorry and fuck.
I got better on defense.
I got trash.
What?
My shit, you got five.
Five.
My last year, like, palm ball.
My shit was ass.
I'm sorry about, like, every time.
What's your best game?
game, your whole baseball career.
Man, I had this one game in high school, bro.
We're playing the white boys.
I'm like, we're on that win.
Right.
It night, man.
A light song in nighttime game.
Nighttime game.
Yeah, night time game.
Yeah, night time game.
You know what I'm saying?
One of them, boy.
Bing!
Take out.
I don't think I can get it.
Nobody look like Andrew Jones.
Shud die.
Bih, hit my face, get up, throw it up.
Go straight to home.
He's out.
When you win with that play right now.
Yeah, good rap.
What you're telling me?
That's all right.
I got one through.
Hey.
Hey, look.
Bro.
That's probably with the best, bro.
Man, I swear to God, bro.
That shit felt so good.
I got one through.
You ain't even, yeah.
You stretched out for that bit.
You get your face.
That's my baby.
You know, Mama, like,
that's my baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's my baby.
Yeah.
That's five.
That's five.
That shit felt so good.
You know what after that after that.
That's certified.
I'm going to 4 Fathers.
Yeah.
For a week.
It's stupid.
Look at it out.
Look at the glove.
Look at the glove.
Look at the glove.
My little boy got a glove for all this stuff.
That was about showing them.
Yeah.
And let him make that decision.
Because a hundred shit's two games is a lot of game,
but I won't mind that boy ain't paid $400 million.
Four hundred million, please, son.
I can wait for my son and do something.
You know what I'm saying?
Especially if they like you know.
Man, I can't.
Man, I can't.
I got I don't want to be siren, no sport.
That's gone, I don't know how to...
It doesn't know how to change, though.
You know, you can just go get more of the train and stuff.
Yeah, but if he's sorry, I don't know how to talk shit about a siread player.
No, you can't, you got to, because it's something.
He's sorry to me, you was sired.
No, it ain't nothing.
That nitty just...
I'm telling you.
He's sired.
My dad ain't never play no sport.
That was all of me.
Daddy, church shoes.
He'd get out there and slip on that curtain.
It's a rap.
It's a rap.
I don't know, too.
Hey, but like, man, with those kids, man,
they're so more advanced than us, bro.
Yeah.
Like, they're so way more advanced than us.
You'll be surprised, man.
Like, my little people, they're like, they're only little people already.
It's like, once they get here, it's like they got their own agenda and shit.
Right.
You can try to, you can try like hell, but they are who they're going to be.
Let's show that.
That's the surprising part about being the parent, man.
Just watching these little personalities, develop.
It's not trying to pursue them and stuff.
want them to do, and you want to find out the word.
They've got the own interest, and it's like,
the shit that you're on there, like, yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, you can see you and them so much,
they'll never be into what you're into.
Like that you do that same shit.
Go here.
Where did he get that little white?
You're gonna do.
I'm gonna tap dancer.
I said, yeah, yeah, look just like me out there.
Yeah, it's dope, man.
That's fine.
She lived this shit.
That's too hard.
That they make a noise.
That's all.
Come on me, Daddy.
Click, click, click, click.
I'm like, go ahead, go ahead.
Do you shit?
My little nephew is athletic, though.
I'm like that running, track and shit.
Like you see the little, little nigga posture stuff.
I'm like, okay, then, can't wait.
I'm gonna try it over, boy.
That nigga, I said, they're gonna be bigger,
they're gonna be bigger enough.
I can't wait, boy, my little thing gonna be,
boy, can't do no wrong in my life.
You got to see my son.
What you're doing.
What you're doing.
Okay.
You got to see my old son.
I'll be watching this shit.
As long as they're gonna hurt him.
Yeah.
I'm my oldest son, big than me and you, man.
That shit crazy, bro.
We're getting old, bro.
We were just in middle school.
He's finished being in middle school.
They're gonna go by Fad.
My older son, we're in high school this year, man.
No count!
Right, he bigger than me and you, man.
You're older than you, man.
You're older than you.
My old son.
Yeah, my son, big as hell, man.
He's been crazy.
My son, tall, is a motherfucker.
I might have to help him find his real daddy.
He's stupid.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
Shut up.
They're a little stupid, man.
Hey.
It's your ass up, bro.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
Yeah.
You're stupid.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
No, you got to do it.
Look at your kid, bitches, niggas.
You're talking to that?
Yeah.
Hey, man, I don't know you.
Hey.
Hey, man, you see no group with expectations.
for expectation around here, bro.
Feet big in mind and everything.
Hey, man.
You're gonna have to grace a bill, man.
This is a motherfucker dog.
What is it?
What is.
You're gonna be.
Your son.
My son graduated in eighth grade,
man.
What is funny, bro.
My son, going to the eighth grade
and wear a 13.
He already at the dumb-ass size
and he had to get...
He had to get his shoes off that motherfucker
six shoes on this bit, that's old.
That's it.
That's it.
The motherfucker got some white F-1-1,
some of them team joins,
new balance.
Yeah.
That's it.
They ain't got too big of that.
Right.
13?
What?
My son is 12 in 8 grade.
Man.
That's hilarious, bro.
No and not.
But that's why you got to get them checked.
No, my son.
You know what I'm saying?
Once you get to 13,
nigger, it ain't before five options in this bit,
bro.
Man.
I didn't get my little.
I'm like, man.
That nigga on, he can't even wet my shit, no.
My sweater, that thing, oh.
My sweater about a spot right here.
He got to get that shit back.
You know, I can't fit in no more.
I'm like, I like, because I won't that's where they do it.
That's what he did.
That's crazy, man.
But you know, I got a good heart, so I gave it to me.
Get it back.
Get it back.
Get it back.
Come on, man.
No count.
Come on, man.
Hand me down.
you ever want to surprise yourself go back and look at some pictures of when you was a kid
and then figure out how old your parents were when you at that age that shit going to blow your
mind you're like these motherfuckers we don't even know if they was really responsible or they
are like we were just kids and we thought they were I can't even see how my dad that was
bald up you know how the tip of your shoe be bald and that should be blowing my mind too like I know
my dad. Yeah, like...
How the fuck he pulled my mama?
My mama's a nice lady.
He a nigga.
She don't do no wrong.
This nigga doing everything.
Hell yeah.
You don't miss shipping on paper.
Man.
My mom pretty here.
She's just like my dog.
Oh, yeah.
Back wood.
I'm going to find him.
Hold on.
No, okay.
You don't want me.
Beautiful.
My mom's blank.
I'm saying she ain't beautiful.
Like, you, she's a young person.
I'm like, you said.
No, I'm like that.
But my mom will meet 40.
My mom would miss Bubbling Brown sugar.
And if you're from Atlanta, you know at Mark Brown,
Mick bubbling brown.
What's the name?
My mom ain't have no street name.
Yeah.
My mom was a nice.
Beautiful woman.
That's it.
My mom was angel.
They wrote church songs by my mother.
My mom.
You would.
Now, that was they gave the lead, no star record in the band.
What was it?
Mitt bubbling brown sugar.
Yeah, we love Mama, man.
No cap.
I love Mama.
Mom.
We just talk so much shit, bro.
My mom, bro.
She's so fun coming out.
Oh, the honor, on the program, lit.
If I'm gonna sit at any end by the table, I'm gonna see them.
Real.
No cap.
We're lit.
Shout out to all the mothers around the world.
I got a shout out to all the mothers, man.
Especially my mom.
Mothers don't get enough credit, bro.
Cut out to you two, nanny.
I love my nanny too, my grandma.
All the women.
Because everybody got their auntie that's your other mama too.
Come on.
You don't know what going on.
You don't know what going on.
All your home with mama that loves you're like, come on, man.
You don't even know what type of relationship is.
You need to know what type of relationship is.
The candy love me, man, me bunny.
That's the, man.
The thing that take that shit to the next level, bro.
One line.
If you could eat over their house,
that's your real family.
How many days, though,
because you know, I overstate my welcome.
I'm just like three days.
One plate that had me over here for all weekend, bro.
No, if you over there, they can't feed you like me,
you ain't eat ass with nothing.
My mother, I can't come back home.
All right.
My buddy, man, my budd, like, for once for reasons,
my mom, we will little win, never get ice cream.
My buddy, Mace you.
I always get the high cream.
Going stew.
I'm like, man, you're gonna get some of the I agree with you.
They give me a whole budget.
They pound them scooted at one time.
But you were loaded, man, come on.
If you had eggs in your freezer,
I always thought y'all were rich.
For real?
Yeah.
They're going to waffles.
I'm like, oh, they rich.
They got waffles.
We ain't had waffles, and I,
had like sides.
Oh, no, man.
I swear, I swear.
Over the care, you're like, man,
you're like, you're like, you're going to want to.
We had some noodle.
Yeah.
We didn't have noodles.
I believe that's why I'm a comedian now, bro.
They told me there's some bread, niggins.
I used to do shit like that.
When you ain't got shit.
My mama used to get up and go to work before we left to go to school and I was like,
Hey, Mom, make some waffles in the morning so I can grab one and run out the door like I'm in a hurry.
Sure.
I'll tell you what time you're up.
I'm going to go out of night.
That's what turned it up.
Out of there.
I'm out of the house.
I'm going.
I'm gone.
Street life.
I'm doing whatever I want to do.
Street light.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
My mama knew she could, but.
I went to high school.
I told my mom, you're not coming in my house.
You can't work at these things.
Oh, I'm not going to school.
You're crazy.
I did that shit in the middle school.
That shit, traumatized.
Come through the window.
I'm out.
How old were you about then?
I'm like, ninth grade.
So that where you really got outside.
I'm a new school in that man now.
I'm a new school in that man now.
I went in the APA.
I went from Christ.
I went from the APS.
All in that, that's,
and you did go on the east side.
Yeah, I went to back there.
So I'm a new student over there.
So you know, like, new someone.
I'm like, I'm a new guy.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it's fun being the new guys.
You got that, oh, I'm the new guy.
Every step, new tape, everybody feels like, woo.
And they go to the new nickname.
Boom.
All the whole look, yeah.
Oh, you lost.
You lost, you always lost.
High school, we don't know, man.
That would like, that shit shaped me.
What changed the game, though, is.
What changed the game, though, is, like, high school getting a driver license.
Boy, when a motherfucker, like, high school was cool, right?
And then it's like, I didn't get my shit in high school.
Man, motherfucker.
High school.
My mom, I was trying to drive.
Loans, long as I get them like, what?
Yeah, I had my learning for like three years.
I had a lot.
I ain't never get my regular license or in high school.
She.
And that shit for three years to the max.
Then I jumped and got my real.
That was the game.
That's what changed everything right there.
My buddy that was driving there and they had a car.
15, bro.
So I was like, well, they got...
Oh, yeah.
I wouldn't even have no license.
We were riding.
Man, we're picking over.
You know how it did
like you pull up the school
with your boy, man.
What?
If you got a-in-law?
We get pulled over, man.
We get pulled out smoking
furred their school, boy.
Furred out of school, boy, they pull the cold.
That when I find out
that I want to know my nigga be snitching.
Damn.
What?
Yeah, boy, they're like four in the car.
Right, these nigg's a hand-up.
Like, get out of the hands going to beat your ass.
I'm a beach.
I ain't got no handcuffs on me, man.
You know, I don't really slick out of way, man.
They don't told him me to make me come back in the office.
My nigga, I'm starting crying, like, man.
I ain't going back to jail, man.
You were here.
Damn.
Damn, just like that, in front of him.
Walked you in and we're like, that was him.
Who?
There he is.
Oh.
Now, that one point in that bill.
Every move out of a fucker.
Every move happy.
Nah, we were tired.
No cat.
When I started smoking, it was like putting the Baybaw.
I couldn't even focus on Baybaw.
I'm going to put it in.
I'm in preck that high.
I ain't do that.
I'm about a ball playing tricks on a Nick why he had, boy.
I'm just going to go to prep the high.
That's the fucked up part of playing Bayball.
But you still can't play baseball high.
You can not play baseball high.
I can play basketball high.
That ain't just, you're going to lose.
Not baseball, bro.
Not your who bag ball.
You can hoop back.
Nah, I'm leaving it.
I'm in the outfield.
I'm in the outfield.
That ball is something different.
You're thinking to the middle.
You're looking at a fly ball.
That bitch to the right, my boy.
You're looking at a fly ball, huh?
Try.
You can't.
Because you're going to lose that bitch in the lights.
Try.
You're going to lose it.
Yeah.
You're tripping.
You're like, you see it, but you don't see it.
That big coming faster than what it looked like.
You were saying.
You were like, I can't smoke.
I'm going to just smoke.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying.
At that point I'm like, man, man,
I'm like, man, I'm just smoke, man.
But you were still good, though.
I'm good, but, bro, you know, you have to think.
But I'm just looking at, at that point, I'm so older.
I'm looking at, boy, I ain't no really black men in that MLV.
I'm looking at the black.
Man, he's Dominican Republic.
The people I think black ain't black.
He used to be black.
He ain't black no more.
But he's a Dominicanian.
What he's lying to you?
That nigger to turn this up.
I don't even know what color that is.
You don't know what color that is?
You don't know what color.
That is ham sandwich pick now.
That boy in turkey meat.
No, that brother like turkey meat.
Listen, bro.
After Meyer.
He's such a dog, bro.
Like what he did?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
They said that niggins look like Frankenberry.
I'm like, sure what ain't turkey meat?
Yeah.
So I'm looking like them like, me knowing like,
you're stupid.
I'm good, but I ain't that good.
This ain't my, this ain't.
It's out number.
I'm looking at the number like, why I know?
I know.
Well, Marky Grissela made played in 20 years, man.
You know what I'm saying?
There's some niggas out there, though.
The one that the Braves, they got with him?
Yeah, Michael Harry.
What's the one of Braves they got, my name?
Michael Harris.
Yeah, Michael Harris.
The percentage low, the percentage on the 10.
It's under 10% black in the MLB.
Oh, shit.
For real.
What do you have in there, bro?
Oh shit.
A nigger hi, man.
I said to talk about,
slow away turkey me.
Bro, pull a little picture of Santa.
He looks in like that.
Ain't nobody y'all.
Once I you seen a recent picture, Samson,
oh shit.
He bleached his skin.
You had the perfect color.
You see slow away turkey me?
Boy, man, man.
Last time I saw a picture in a nigga
had a cowboy hat out.
He was dressed like Woody from Toy Store.
Pull up.
Hey, look, they in their ball.
Hey, no, they in their ball.
They go me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the boy that I saw were talking to me.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
This is, man.
I told you, man.
My jaw heard, man.
I told you, man, that they're crazy, but...
Oh, shit.
Why, man, we're darned, man.
We don't see so.
We're turning to be.
Can't pull that picture.
Can't pull that picture.
Can't go.
Yeah.
Sammy Sosa now.
We're riding.
Don't put themselves in there.
Y'all, don't put themselves to death.
Oh, shit.
Hey, bro!
You know.
Hey.
I told you, nigg.
That nigg was like Shrek with your type of humor.
Hey, fuck.
I told you, nigga.
Hey, DG's up.
Look at him.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Press your button so I'm like that.
Oh shit.
Look at them.
This second another show is dad.
The show is dedicated to Dotsky and Sammy Sosa.
Look at this nigga.
But it's not the same semi-souca.
Right.
Yeah.
But that is hilarious, bro.
That niggia is Samuel.
Right.
It needs to be darker to me, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was darker to me.
Yeah.
That man hit all the home runs.
I ain't go baby to eat so.
Way to say.
You're stupid.
Ah!
Ah!
Wow, y'all think is stupid
This ain't Mike, though
No, hey, Sammy just did this shit
Because he needed some shit to do
Right
Ain't nobody told Sammy to do nothing
He did it slow
Yeah, Sam won't go viral
Same won't go viral, man
That's funny
How Sammy did it fast
Salt and Ice
We don't know what the fuck you put on that shit
I don't know who fuck
That ain't about with salt and ice
That shit you clean the swimming pin with
I do
Man, fuck, go put a solid
ice on your hand
and wash your shit too
This shit gonna burn
Yeah,
we're gonna try to burn
a hole of your skin
But what
Hey
Sammy, what the fuck you do
I don't know I just do
What the fuck is wrong to you, man
So, what he's turkey meat,
bro
Something wrong with Sammy, man
He tripped out, man.
Maybe all them steroids made him lose his mind.
Maybe that shit started fucking with his skin because he did all of them scleros.
What this shit, the football player again?
Nah, man, sometimes they be hating theirself, dog.
Yeah, they'd be wanting to turn their whole.
They be hating their color.
They be hating that shit.
That's like a status in people.
They're like, do it, do it.
You'll be better than they'll accept to you.
They'll do this and this.
Money will make you do a whole lot of stupid.
You don't know what he had to go through with all their MLB racism.
Yeah, well, why you do it when you left the league?
It was fucking.
It went through all the racism now, nigga.
But what?
It's still happening.
You turned that motherfucker like.
Man, you sat down and I'm going to do that to you.
That's all I don't think about it.
You sat down and lay it down.
You don't hold a Bible like that.
He would be doing that.
He probably went back a few times.
Can you make me more white?
Can you make more white?
Yeah.
How do you want to look?
I want to look.
I want more white.
Can you do me?
Can you do me?
They're gonna turn that into a cook.
He opened up a salad.
We can get you like, sir, we're trying to get your money.
At some point, the doctor cut him off.
God damn it, Sammy, there's nothing else I can do.
All your melon is gone, man.
It's gone.
Yeah, exactly.
No, he ain't got that.
Bro, he got to have that go that line.
He ain't get in there.
He played baseball.
Man, Pete, man.
Yeah, he fucked up.
What's up?
Man, pink man.
Yeah.
Something wrong with salmon, man.
He'll be all right, though.
Fuck it.
He's going through something.
Yeah, whatever turned to that color.
Yeah, he's a slow, wait, turkey me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get that.
I can't be around this, nigger, man.
Right.
Hey, I said that, look.
Hey, I said that nigger ham sandwich pink.
I ain't gonna lie, though.
He's something did that.
He's a legend, bro.
They're like, dude said Mike did it too, though.
But Mike shit didn't look like that, though.
Bro, what if you were in school,
the nigga told the nigga that.
You're like, but you're scared.
That's what I'm saying.
Mike.
You were talking Mike were white.
I said.
I said.
Don't think of my...
Who I...
Boy, hey.
This nigger, crazy, man.
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Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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