The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 85 South Show Blacksgiving!

Episode Date: November 24, 2022

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Starting point is 00:03:11 You ain't done with that one. You start that one in morning. He's like, you know why I'm feeling funky, baby. Tell ya what you're working on. I'm working on something new, baby. Let me. Loading a bang, you know. Did you see the nigger had some little glasses on one of these ones.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Let me see it. What mood you were saying when you play this? Some snow shit. Oh, huh. That's all like some ice shit. Miss, you keep playing with me if you want. That one ain't hooked up, huh? I ain't hooked up, eh?
Starting point is 00:03:54 Uh-uh. Yeah, I know something. Let me cook. Let's cook, man. Let him cook. I'm trying to head through the thing. They're playing wrong. He just made it in the morning.
Starting point is 00:04:07 He ain't got no cullum on that morn, fuck, yeah. Mm-mm. No. That's black enough for me. Yeah. Another parlay losh. He lost. Don't you bed like $2.50?
Starting point is 00:04:25 No, fly. In your heat. I'm letting them work on them. Okay. Oh, $1.50. You're acting like that fall. That's a hundred dollars away. That's $2.50.
Starting point is 00:04:34 No, fly, you tripping. A hundred dollars make a difference. Ooh. One fifth and two fifth a bit different. Yeah. Not a problem. Probably not to you. No, I'll be trying to bet.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Where do you be bending? I'll save with some pizza, bro. I got a fool that part like for the weekend. Where you be betting? Oh, man, boss, you wait for me. Yeah, man. You sleep? You sleep?
Starting point is 00:04:59 You sleep? You sleep? I'm just trying to take care of my children. Blind man, go to sleep with the eyes, though. But all my niggas stared at wind. That nigga, he was just there. I'm like, sat. I'm sitting while I'm pulling up to the house,
Starting point is 00:05:17 drop a spray dick. Hey, I might pull it to the dough. I might fuck y'all. We might do a show and we're throwing foes. That's how you bill? It's the west side, the fence side. I said it two, three, four, five, six time. Hey, Jack.
Starting point is 00:05:32 He really, it was real thing. Now. See, I'll call your bitch on her phone. My first question is, is anybody? On. Hey. They're not cool. Let's FaceTime so I can see those books.
Starting point is 00:05:47 I want to see both titty's in the camera. Facts. Bounce them up and down like you would. You got stamina. Yeah. That's how I'm living. No cap. We had to do this one for Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Hey. Hey, we kept it on the budget. No cap. Real low, I told him, keep it under budget. Okay. That's why a nigger having magic treasures. It tastes like bloody charms, or whatever. It's delicious, nutritious.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Ooh. These some well-cooked biscuits. That's what they call them in the U.K. But I don't give a fuck about what a nigger might. Say, yeah, nigger went to churches. Yeah. Had the coupons, and it was worth it. Niggas got sponsored by the noodles.
Starting point is 00:06:32 And then we got them hot sauce droolts. That mean they're still in the bottle. The boss. I ain't even get shit because none of it was hot. My fries are cold. And Jack Thriller don't even know I'm throwing up foes. You put it in the face. I put it in fact too.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Well, y'all better to start picking up now. That was the last one. That was the last one. Hey, man, that was the last one. I'm not gonna stand for it. Man, Jack is sleep on these pills, man. We know, Jack? You don't know he is.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Yeah, I know he is. Yeah, I know that's your boy. What? But this looks like the ghetto version of the Last Supper, Nick. And some things ain't insured. It's all good. Don't worry, this is the last one anyway.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Jesus didn't he come. That ain't push up on y'all, d'all, let me say. Hey, man, what's betcha that five sons are. Y'all, let's run. We figured everybody was at the house with the family. So, you know, we brought some of the family around here to have us at Black's Giving.
Starting point is 00:07:46 How you like that name? Somebody open this already? Black's giving, hell, yeah. Look, we got some dollar store drinks. Nah, not that's a hint treat. That's the best drink that ain't, don't get no commercial. That shit tastes like if Hawaiian Punch dropped out
Starting point is 00:08:00 of high school. Look, Hawaii Punch ain't shit. Yeah, this shit tastes like motor oil. Yeah, that shit way better than a way to put. Man, I met you drink a whole cup of that shit. I'm going to take up your stomach. Right now. That shit.
Starting point is 00:08:11 That's right. I'm going to say. I'm entertainment. You want me to tell you what Tahitian and treats. Tastes like? What, Lord? Birthday party balloons.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Liquid birthday balloons. Well, your mind don't work like other nicks. What? Fuck you do a licking on the birthday party. Yeah. Now watch this. Now watch this. How the fuck, all y'all know what the fuck I'm playing.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Y'all don't lick on a cup birthday part of balloons. They do taste nasty. That's part of being a man. If you ain't never had two of a man. I had two of them, act like they were cities. You ain't fully grow up. They cheap boobs. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Yeah, they're their $500 booze. Brother one. You got to Dr. Miami, Jack. What you went? Go to Dr. Decatur. Yeah. Come back. They got no more where they suck the butt.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Y'all see like the little vacuum where they like suck the butt up. Instead of them putting the implants in it. It just suck the butt. Suck the butt fat up. Just vacuumed. That's three hundred. That's a $300 job.
Starting point is 00:09:15 My time, I might notice all that shit I feel like that. You know what that mean? She would have asked the whole time if she was just kept a clean. Yeah. Damn. Hey, what's your favorite Thanksgiving meal? Dressing.
Starting point is 00:09:28 BBL. Some pussy. No. Oh, y'all name of other shit. No, like that you're actually going to eat. Dressing. You want what dressing good? I want to be.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Dressing, yeah. Undressing. If you dress it up, I put it on. Yeah. My long plate, baby. I like big nilip. Little nip. That niggas, he like undressed.
Starting point is 00:09:48 We're gonna make a cheese, man. I'm gonna make cheese. Vogue that makin cheese hard. Yeah, I did order the, um, I got deep fried turkey with half of the cage and half a lemon pepper. That's all right. That deep fried turkey is what changed the game. Yeah. Because that was really all Thanksgiving till the niggins start frying turkey like that.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Yeah, that's trying the turkey. That shit brought Thanksgiving back. Deep fried turkey. Hell yeah, that shit hit different. Now, they're not gonna do it. They're gonna trade this like. That a nigga plain turkey. Oh, they're a little bit pummel.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Now, I'm not gonna do it. You can see that last time. That literally like I'm gonna go. You didn't have to have a phone, right? Who do a half? Who do a half? You ain't got an extra toilet from my apartment for no reason. Yeah, I'm gonna give you a half in hell.
Starting point is 00:10:50 But you gotta throw me another dude. Now, that's fucking, just because you didn't make me mad on the little dinner now. Just because you ain't never seen it. My niggins ain't doing no half of half turkey, like. How do you ride church to have a half a half? Just because you ain't never seen it. How are you gonna tell that nigga what he saw? All right, ma'am.
Starting point is 00:11:12 I think I'm putting it in all you saw. So I felt like, you can go to the other side. I baked your other side. I baked the other side. Jack to my old, appreciate it, appreciate, O. Yeah, that's an extra feeling. I had to stop the grease from getting on that side.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Hey, the nigga did fuck me over though, because at first, the shit was $60. shit was $60, but when I had anything, that was like three weeks ago. When I ordered the shit yesterday, he said due to like a couple of demand, this shit, $1.20 now. Hey, well, y'all stopped
Starting point is 00:11:56 getting over on even tall the niggum, right? Hey, man, don't say that word. I mean, start with no one, the underachievs. Man, that niggin' fight in hell, man. You stupid, bro. A whole $1. A whole shit, I thought he would add me in the delivery field or something shit. And what, now he could have just asked me for that.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Jack said, hey. I mean, I'm going to bring him a rotissure a chicken, bro, probably. Jack said, mutt be too sad. Hey, man. I don't think it's that. They didn't laugh at one time. I didn't laugh. I ain't see that.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Don't worry, man. Keep doing your thing. You know what you had. What is something in your shirt? You're fired at all of them. My home boy, Chef Sell, he doing that shit. Oh, okay. Now, I'm not speaking on behalf of him,
Starting point is 00:12:51 but you know you're a dirty motherfucker, man. You ate this gumbo. You ate the nigga gumbo. Oh, that's the same thing. Oh, yeah, he's a dirty, man. There wasn't no meat in that goddamn, there's juice and rice. No, look.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Here's that bowl. It's just bowl. It's just bowl and juice. Bitch, that gumbo did both. You know how you be swirling your spoon away? The meat will be at the bottom of these motherfuck. No. Nick ain't put a shrimp in that bitch.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Niggins, he gave me a cup of noodles. Harry Black's giver. There wasn't no shrimp, no nothing that one. No shrimp, no saucy. Your water. Water, boo. Rice and pebbles. Rice and your soup.
Starting point is 00:13:40 You're fried right. Fried right. Dirty rice. Derry ate some Mexican rice. He said they're drained on a root of war. This is exactly how I'm gonna be on Thanksgiving at the table hot. Eat some bullshit after I ate already. How long can you go eat leftovers after Thanksgiving?
Starting point is 00:14:02 That's about two days. That's it. That's right. That fried, I'm done. I'm done. I don't want to say two years. Yeah, I'm ready for some hot ones. I'm going to be home.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Is that two weeks? You're going to be old. Two weeks? I say, I, you know what the time? I say about that. You know, man, he did it? Two weeks. That too got that.
Starting point is 00:14:20 I never eat at my house. Right. Right. So I always eat that. Whenever I got that day, they know what I had. I ain't never ate at my house. I say four day tops. So I don't need all this food.
Starting point is 00:14:32 I'm a big meal. Yeah. I have a big meal out of a lot of meals. I ain't never seen anything. I never seen the nigga eat the whole chicken with me. You know, I got a hand on. Hey, you keep watching for it. That niggins.
Starting point is 00:14:46 That ain't no half cake or half-Liver, black. You don't eat your food, man. You keep going around the room loz over. You don't appreciate nothing. That they don't appreciate nothing. I already know about there. Look, this nigger that licked the racks. This nigger licked the rax.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Ain't no more ranch and then he had four wings. You got two minutes. You got two minutes. I put the church and chicken in there, too, with the blue cheese. Really? Damn. God, damn.
Starting point is 00:15:15 I'm gonna put chicken on these sand blue cheese. I'm gonna put church and chicken with me cheese. Man, put your plate back up. You're embarrassing enough. I want to preach. I just like to snow. I'm thankful for the food. I'm thankful for the food.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Yeah. God, damn. Get that nigga, get that. Hold up. I like to try chicken. Yeah. Fried chicken. Blue cheese.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I like to try shit out. Get that nigga, Jack. That need fried chicken. Church of Chief with blue cheese. That nigga Jack ain't saying shit. You know what you were telling me. Look at most. That nigga Jack is looking at the wrong camera.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Oh, I'm trying to do it. Look at that, nigga. I'll never like Jack. For real. Why you don't like Jack? Loz fuck with him. Loz fuck with him because he don't fuck with me, so I don't fuck with Jack because he fuck with Loose.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Then fuck, look. Got to tell that Nick, fuck that nigga, man. You got a second hand. Jack, yeah, fuck that nigga, man. You gotta tell Loz, I don't want you to fuck with me and then I'll fuck with you. Man, I thought I love you. I love you, man.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Oh, hold up, now that love was a little too. That damn, slow. I love you, man, no. Hey, I love you, man. You ain't got the other people. God damn. I never knew you fucked that way. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:16:47 I never knew you felt that way. I'm going to put photos on that motherfucker. I love you. Hey, that nigger unfollow me and followed me back three times this year. And I thought I was tripping. Every time you do an episode of a Lose, I was like, no, him a Lose trip.
Starting point is 00:17:01 I was following that. I said, man, fuck, buddy. buddy. He's my fucking buddy. I blamed it on Instagram two times, but at third time I was like, man, I don't know if that nigga fuck with me, man. That's crazy. You seen it? Yeah. He caught that three times. That's good. You're getting better.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Disa, you don't even follow me. How do you see it? Oh, I ain't gonna laugh to me. You don't even fucking follow me. I ain't gonna lie to you. Yo, I work for, fuck. Yeah, we're gonna'all. We did the Drew Hill in episode.
Starting point is 00:17:41 That nigga followed. Every nigga in Drew Hill is 17 of them niggas. But he ain't followed me back. But I didn't know, Jack. That nigga fly do not foot with you, Jack. And he told me he told me personally, though. No, I'm going to do. No, I'm talking.
Starting point is 00:17:57 You said, you said to any stink. Yeah, man. You said, no's fuck with him, so I'm gonna jump. So I'm gonna be cordial. You know you're talking with that. Yeah, nah. Yeah, nah. No, I'm talking about that time you said,
Starting point is 00:18:14 I really don't fuck. I said, what you think about that? You said, I don't fuck with him, but I'm gonna fuck with him, so I'm be cordial. D.C. told niggas to follow me this year. And he weren't following me. Welcome to the family. This is it?
Starting point is 00:18:33 Hold on, is this it? Man, put that shit right on the lens. Got to put on the good eye. You got that, that's me right there. Yeah, that's me. Well, Jackson, that bitch, like a bar coach. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Y'all leave my nigga alone, bro. That's fucked up. What's your Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving dessert. Piquette and pie. Easy. Yeah, that's Pete Cobble. What I said, Peked Pieck, that's easy.
Starting point is 00:19:01 That's it, so it's mine. Pekin'i and pie, that's done. What you fuck with, Jack? I like the sweet with Taylor Pie. I got to go pound cake. I do not like that old-school. I'm not old-school pound cake. Or like yellow cake with chocolate.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Yes, sir. You know what I fell in love with you? That's what I want. Because if motherfuckers couldn't, didn't know how to make it. That's why I ain't never like it. I always have bad ass red velvet cake. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Oh, that shit's good. When I found the perk, somebody who actually made it? I was like, man. What this is how this shit? Pause. Yeah. But, hey. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:36 You're not talking about it. You sure. You should have the last one? It can we keep going. Hey, man. He's making it hard on me. Don't tell you. But now that real bad can't go crazy.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Oh, y'all, I'm unposedable. Like, did it, nigger. Y'all can't do that shit with me. He said, I'm not liable. That's another trucker. That's another trucker. Make the present. You swam with your eye and clothes.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Take that right now. That place, say it like did it. Did he wouldn't do no shit like that? He wouldn't do it. He wouldn't do more of that. I'm done. All right. They got to vote them on the time.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Oh, well, fuck, you're talking about like this. He watches the show, he's gonna be like A-play, boy. You had a lot of energy when you were saying that shit. I just want to see if you got that same energy. But why do that as South niggas, though, pause and no homo? We don't do that shit, that shit came up top. Yeah, that shit came up top.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Yeah. But they could be doing that down here, though. That shit contagious. I mean, it depends on. Sometimes like, if you say, yeah, you go too far and too far. Yeah, like, you want to, you're like, I was on that shit hard on. You're like, whoa, palm. If you went your cake with some more nuts in it, shit like that.
Starting point is 00:21:06 You really, you're talking about the cake no more. You start talking about the cake, you said put the nuts on it. Yeah, whoa. We got a poem there. I don't get fucking you from Australia. Like, you know, red velvet cake is the down South delicacy. Yeah, but why you said the nuts? Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:21:23 He meant all the nuts. He just ain't say. Y'all remember. Yeah, a wild one. You said, Nick, I want the net, my shit. With the nuts in it. I had a very deep with the nuts in it. Put the X on that one one word, net zing.
Starting point is 00:21:39 No, that's a Z. That's a Z. Yeah, but once I found the right person who made the red VVFK, I was like, oh, this is how this shit pulled to take. Who is found? I'm making somebody. I just used to always turn it down. You want the red Vavik?
Starting point is 00:21:52 You know what each? Somebody gave it to him. I was like, this how this shit to tell you. I'm bugging with it. So parake, red pepper cake. That's it. No, I like this simple shit. I like that yellow cake with the chocolate icing. With the chocolate ice. That ain't simple. That's the best cake ever made. Hell now. I don't even like all that chocolate shit. I used to like a chocolate fudge cake. Take the fudge, y'all. Man, Pugler's got the best cakes. How do you know?
Starting point is 00:22:17 He knows. You don't know I know. Yeah. We're talking to, man. I don't know. What they had in the refrigerator or the one that's in front of the freezer? No, right there by the deadly. Right there? What makes it so good? Because that motherfucker's so moist.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Now I get happy birthday all he kicked. He gave me all. He gave me. He didn't have his birthday. He's like another way. Yeah. They don't have to my auntie. We're happy birthday now.
Starting point is 00:22:51 birthday now. Where it back here? They know. You put a happy birthday on that shit yourself. You got the ice and go thine though. You got that... No, you're going too far, bro. You got an ice machine.
Starting point is 00:23:06 What is how? What do you do? What? Yeah. Do y'all have to have ham on Thanksgiving? No, I don't need any of him. You don't eat that shit, buddy. I eat pork, but I don't need no ham.
Starting point is 00:23:20 I eat pork, but I don't need no ham. No, I eat, bro, I tried to start eating pork. It didn't fucking bacon, bro. You got to have it done. My auntie, I had quick point, bro. I had spending up to her house. That bacon was sizzling, my goodness. I was 16.
Starting point is 00:23:40 I was looking to cook. She told me, when you ain't going to eat, bro. I said, no, I'm straight. He said, can give me one piece? She'd have made 42 feet of a day. She said, they're thinking a lying dog, right? That's rolling out.
Starting point is 00:23:57 That's running out. That's going to be like, man. Man. Man. Slime. She said, you were hungry and everything. You said, yes, ma'am. That motherfucker was over there hungry, man.
Starting point is 00:24:13 But I don't phone with the pork chops and shit. Oh, man. Man. I love me some pork, bro. Eat your shoulders. I'm talking about fucking about it. You eat the shoulders, nigga. Eat it.
Starting point is 00:24:24 So I'm like, where'd just go back. Go in, bro. Go in. Like, thank you. That's all I need to here. Yeah, hell, man. The feet, the god damn. I could never give the peed feet.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Yeah. Yep, I ain't gonna care about this. I ain't ever eat no child raiding in Florida. Peeview, that name. Pink Pied Peefeet. Don't pink one nigga. The pickle Pied feet, bro. I could never get with.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Smacking. You smoking? You smoke? You smoke? Oh, no. Let me get. I'm fool it now. I'm doing it.
Starting point is 00:24:53 I see them filthy. You want to smoke? That nigga put the blunt in his hand. Jack, you feel this? I had something earlier. Yeah, I'm cool. You got to put that in that nigga T. You know who that is?
Starting point is 00:25:05 You know who that is? I'm... I'm... With a Z. With a Z. I'm unpausible. You know what I'm trying to say. Honey buns.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Don't touch him. Y'all-knit. Does he make it masculine? I'm thankful I met all y'all, y'all boy, though. Why? Man, shut the fuck up. Why? Well, what's up?
Starting point is 00:25:30 Why? See, that way I don't call my car and spray my fillers and this shit. Don't do that pussy. You don't do that shit back, bro. Man, that nigga long chain my life, bro. I tell him that. Man, I just saw you on the other folk podcast. Like, I don't really fuck with a girl like that.
Starting point is 00:25:45 That was just for views. Anybody say that shit, that clickbait. click bait. Oh, okay. You gonna come over here? And then go on somebody else podcast and say you're gonna fuck, fire that nigga's ass right now, Lou. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Fire his ass right now. Yeah, he'll never find me. Bro, this nigga be on the line like a motherfucker. Every time we drop an episode, he ain't known the people be like, what now, man? He'd be like, bro, they want to come back on that bitch, you know how that nigga is? They'd be like, and they'd be like, hey, man.
Starting point is 00:26:13 You ain't even drinking. Yeah, they got to be dead. Yeah, they'd be here to be saying. Oh, yeah. You know what you see what's going on. Godspeed, we know what they hate it. You know how people get when you try to get bigger than them. You know what I'm like, oh man.
Starting point is 00:26:29 We're seeing in all that shit. That thing will be, he do be putting out that bullshit and whatnot. He did that when I got my show. He told, he had put shit out like, they gave this nigger a show before they gave me a show. Yeah, yeah. It was him being another nigger on there. Yeah, he'd be on fake accounts and shit
Starting point is 00:26:52 doing that bot shit. He didn't work his own fake face. Yeah, you're doing all that bot shit under my shit, man. You're talking that shit, Jack. Yeah, that's him. All the buddy. And he would have got away with it too. Hey, man, since his black kids,
Starting point is 00:27:06 let me get some of that birthday party below shit. You're something that, so he didn't treat. Where the goddamn cups at? You on these boys? Well, hey, y'all were, when y'all knew what, how to, uh, pronounced Taheen Tree. Tahitian tree.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Oh. What age y'all was? Give me a cup. I bet I saw Jack can't sit in cups. You want to be right with that shit, bro. You got to, you got to talk in that way. Ice, I'm telling you. There's some ice over there?
Starting point is 00:27:32 Hey. What age y'all wore when they tell you to clean the bone on the cheek? Wow. Oh, n'nick and phone. And no ice? You kept that wish, but the rest of your life, I see. Four years old, man.
Starting point is 00:27:45 You're a phone mic. They'll tell you eat chicken. No, you put that chicken up. Y'all need to start playing. They drink that shit off camera. Niggas is wasting with this chicken, man. Y'all can't be like eating the middle of the chicken and shit and then leaving the bollum on it and then leaving the tops on it and shit. You want to watch the bottle bottle.
Starting point is 00:28:01 He said the bobble. You know who did remind me up. A snapping turn up. I'll snap him churla. That's crazy. That's funny here. Hey, what time is too late to eat Thanksgiving though? Shit.
Starting point is 00:28:27 We're eating that shit all day. Yeah, we eat that shit all day. No I'm saying? Like, you know how like where time the first plate should be eight? Before that first game on? Before the game. Before the old. Before the old.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Before the game that the whole family want to see, come on. Some people start thinking, like that. Those bullshit games. 3.34 o'clock. Some games can come on there. Hell, no, you can't wait for a clock, bro. Seven o'clock for real. Seven o'clock, p.
Starting point is 00:28:52 They have my family rule. Oh, bitch, I die. No, you're going to stop. No, he's dark at 4.30. You got to go home. Y'all got to go, baby. We probably round about 435. Can everybody have something else?
Starting point is 00:29:05 No, fly before 3. No. No, not my family. What's the most houses y'all ever hit on Thanksgiving? Who do you be ready Wednesday night? 10 houses on Thanksgiving? I'm going to get a plate for me, everybody. Because I got a dish in a house.
Starting point is 00:29:17 So then you eat left over for a week, make it like I said. No, I pick my favorite plate, and I pick off each plate, and I made me one big plate. No, no, let us do know how to cook. Yeah, so I got the head. Give me that black over there and I can't eat.
Starting point is 00:29:34 The nigga played for pull a ball. You get that from putties at it. They got to pay for put a part. For the bean from the east side and the west side. Got one big plate. Got a bitch from the south side. Yes, it did. You ever have some shit so good you eat it off somebody else's plate?
Starting point is 00:29:48 No. That'd be the bad plate. That'd make it good the motherfucker. You don't want the rest of that? Give me that. You be trying to trade shit out like you in jail or something. That's why I don't want the place. You don't want this bitch.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Just give me a fork. Come on with that mat. I can't eat off everybody else plate. Yeah, let me get that. I can't wait till a nigga to give me a crazy look like. This ain't it. I'm like, oh, that ain't it. Let me get that.
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Starting point is 00:34:17 listen to podcasts. Shout out to the whole, to the ladies in the family that did all the cooking. Oh, yeah. Made up right now with it. In the kitchen, right now. Shout to the one that know they're going to the grocery in the morning so they can cook tomorrow. Shout out to the one that went
Starting point is 00:34:35 Now, shout out to the ones that got to go to the gas station on Thursday morning. The gas station. And try to find some shit. They need some grease or something, but need some flowers. Why they go to the gas station? They in there right now, then. Oh, they're coming out third to morning. Like, oh, so they're coming out, oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:34:54 On the app. Mokok's like, why they ain't with their family? Who? This pre-recorded, you're stupid, man. We is with our family. And here in the same time. Yeah. Shout out to all the women that go into the good food banks
Starting point is 00:35:10 to get the good food. Like what? Like the, um, the good cranberry sauce and shit inside the . Who don't like that? My boy, too, go to eat here. You know what I'm going with that? Hey, the other day, the cranial bag.
Starting point is 00:35:25 We was at a, uh, a turkey giveaway. No, we didn't give them. We didn't give away. We didn't give away. We didn't give away. I took it, I accepted the turkey. We had our 85. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Hey, how many turkeys you never took from a fool bag? This is my first one, a nigga never gave me a turkey. The nigga ain't never gave me no turkey dog. We were going to support 85 sausage. We were going to support 85 Sasha. But I guess we came, no, nigg was like, oh, get your bag. I said, I said, nigga, we're the givers. But him in that bag.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Yeah. What are you going to do with your turkey? You got that bill so hard, you gotta slamming up and get the ground like a bag of act, man, before you fry that motherfucker. That's my own hard. You can hit the nigga head down. That'd be like a bowling ball.
Starting point is 00:36:13 That'd be so cold. I thought they gave me a bowling ball. Ain't know what the hell that's cool. That'd be hard. You got bored with that motherfucker. You got to get me a hell, man. Take a little hard life. Come up, boy.
Starting point is 00:36:26 I might cook that beer by myself. I like living by myself and you get to eat in between time. By the time. You get to eat in between times. You did. Elv cooked the turkey by yourself? No, I'm gonna cook that bed.
Starting point is 00:36:35 I know you ain't put no apple in no turkey, but I'm gonna put an apple in here, turkey. All right? You know what, you know what? You don't put the apple in the big. Where are you going to put the apple in the big? Where are you going to put the apple in? You're going to put it in an ad.
Starting point is 00:36:49 You're going to put it in. You don't put it in. Nah, real tough. And you don't get it. You don't get it. You don't put an apple on. You're gonna have my seat. Almond bottom seed with the booth with the fur.
Starting point is 00:37:07 You're gonna put the apple up in the hand run. I'm gonna cook that motherfucking turkut. That funny. I ain't ain't gonna do anything else. I'm gonna keep that turkey. You gotta tell up, bro. Ain't nobody gonna get you fucking on December 12. What's the wildest shit you've seen at a nigger house on Thanksgiving?
Starting point is 00:37:23 I've seen somebody making your potatoes happen. What? That's... Lookin that out. I said a nigger mama chitty. You always wanted to see her titty? No, it was like, I guess the dress like cross in the middle and her titty came out of the middle.
Starting point is 00:37:41 She had that slip dress on. I don't think nobody's seen it but me. I can't say shit because I ain't the type of niggins. She probably didn't want to show you, though. No, she's seen it up, she went. You know, I'd be one of the kid that's style. I've seen the shit. You know, I'm a fool.
Starting point is 00:37:58 I'm like, did it have baby pot on it or was it That's greasy. No, it was cool. Smooth? Yeah. They put baby pot on their titty. Yeah. That mean damn babe.
Starting point is 00:38:08 No, there's some big holes out there that get a little... No, they get a little... They get a little... They get a little purse. They prescribed. She said, she won't take a shower. She's tripping, yeah. I feel like that I'm click, babe.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Yeah, no, no, she's smart. She's very smart. Yeah, I'm smart still, though. Like, it's weird. That ain't... Like, don't say you ain't. Like, don't say you ain't. Cut now, anytime I see you, I can.
Starting point is 00:38:31 I got a sniff for you. Right. What's up? What's up? Friend? You be smelling for it? I got a smell. I mean, you don't do that.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Did you still want to hit it after that? I never wanted to hit it. I never looked down like that, bro. You're true. You're always trying to hit something. Yeah, bro. You need a right. You might be on somebody.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Take your freak-ass style to a goddamn eye. That's your freaky star. You put that eyeball in. You become a freak. You need to take that shit out. That's why I knew. That's why I just came. Women can't feel like family around you.
Starting point is 00:39:04 You never know how about. Hey, me, make it aside, baby. Put it in a bit. Fuck in. It ain't, it ain't so strange as a woman that don't feel comfortable around me. Jack, which one of your aunties got the fattest ass? What are you that?
Starting point is 00:39:19 What are your auntie's got the fattest ass? He knows. He knows. Y'all know two. Y'all know two. How do you? Y'all know too. Y'all got that.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Everybody got their fan. I ain't never seen your auntie. No. No. My auntie's all over since this shit. All gonna have same ass. All gonna say, man. Same old ass.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Man, Auntie, pour your goddamn drugline, man. I'm gonna say. You know how they get out that seat at team. You got to say man. You got the old air walk around. Jack that bitch. Yeah, you gotta stop that free. You should.
Starting point is 00:39:57 No, bro. Auntie, if I won't your nephew. Why I put so much dick on in you? Jack! If I want your nephew... I want me your nephew. Hey, you're running all night from that dick. You're going to get on.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Jack, how are you being, baby? You're going to be in fuck. If I want your nephew, say that's something like. If I want your nephew, you're going to be in fuck, you're going to be in fuck, keep your dog. He's talking. Your honor. So you just...
Starting point is 00:40:31 I'm wondering you been down to get that butter cheese out of that other. I'm going to sneak in there and fuck the shit out of you. You're saying shit like, ooh, you love your mom and my brother. You better be glade your mom. You're like, ah. If I want your uncle. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:40:51 No, like you're going to fuck. You love to fuck. He's not. He's doing that. You're doing that. If you take one, he's head on. Every bad bitch related to somebody. What?
Starting point is 00:41:04 Every bad bitch related to somebody. That's how you're talking. No, am I tripping on my trip? You know that, Nick, me stepping outside. Oh, look at that bitch. Nick, that's our cousin. I don't go to fuck. That's yon.
Starting point is 00:41:19 That's yon. If I wasn't her cousin. It's somebody mad they related to Jenna Jackson. There's somebody mad. It's somebody mad. Tell them about I think like that, Jack. Family off limit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Yeah. You're going to wake up growing and be like, you know what? If I won your kid, that nigga Jack, 40 years long still trying to play house. We were going to play mommy and dad. Jack, we got our own family, you son of a bitch. Let's go hunch.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Let's hunch. Let's hunch. Jack been trying to finish that game. Go get it. You're ready? You're ready? It's still your turn now. You're still your turn now.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Y'all thing is still your turn. You never found me. Jack, Jack, I'm behind all the niggie. Y'all never find me. This is me Jack. Throw him! You niggick for me blind! He's got him on him back.
Starting point is 00:42:28 He's talking about hip-ahed-house, man. You know what? Blah? Blah! He got a cold, you know. Look at this, your cousin, you son of a bitch. That n' got a corner, no. Jack, lute you.
Starting point is 00:42:46 I got knee braces long, don't mean. But I got knee braces long right there, but they got knee braces on. You don't have to talk about it. I bet you won't look behind the house. Y'all scared. Pussy, niggins. Y'all are on the real smoke.
Starting point is 00:43:07 That's funny. Y'all want to see that going real, but I'm behind the house. Let's go! That's funny, bro. You put that dick about how to how to talk about it. Y'all don't want to fuck. Y'all don't want to fight. Oh, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:28 What is, buddy. Y'all scared. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Jack. Good time. Good time. It's good.
Starting point is 00:43:52 I'm scared. This is all right. I don't want to see. I'm here. Hope the niggas find me. Oh, shit. Give a niggas clues. I'm over here.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Yeah. He said like that, that we're coming about. Ah! Man, make my monie my nigga Jack no, man. I'm gonna do, man. I'm gonna be crazy, man. This nigga DC to hit the piano on him. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Oh, shit. Man, come on, fly! No, he's out of here, man. Yeah, he's gone. He's talking about ya. I'm scared. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:44:58 Y'all fuck do check sodas? Hell no. What? I'm fucking. I'm fucking with these magic treasures. Who up, bro. Bro, I know. Get on that box up.
Starting point is 00:45:10 I'm telling you, I'm gonna be in that plastic. They got weed on the plane there. Yeah. The shit's still go hard, though. That's what. The Big Ks soda from Kroger? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:26 That's funny, boy. Four with ten dollars. Before pandemic. They didn't take all the cheap shit up. Yeah. That shit weird and fuck, man. I have been. You never have been.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Have you ever had a Coca-Cola? You ever had a Coca-Cola? Yeah. Hey, you ever just had just a cola? Huh? You ever just had just like an off-brand cola like that? Oh, he just ain't COA? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:51 They need to... They need to add some COPA to that bit. You need to ask some what? A COCA. You got three. You got a pussy to that bit. Hey, man, go check on DC, man. You're gonna crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:46:07 But you're not in the backyard. It ain't on trees. It's nowhere to hide. That man ain't any ducking, lones. You bitch ass, motherfucker's on here. This hiding right under the sand. It's where to pop up. You got to start, Jack.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Jack the hunched all his cousin way out playing. My cousins don't know how I feel. What you mean? Wait, wait. Oh, let me talk. Go ahead. No, no, let me talk. No, no.
Starting point is 00:46:53 What do you mean? What are you doing? Tell them about what you just said. What did you say? My cousins don't know how I feel. They don't find out. They don't find out. They can find that.
Starting point is 00:47:05 How you feel? That big of aggravated hunch! How you feel, man? I'm just happy to be related to these beautiful people, man. Okay. You know? Hey man, y'all leave my nigga, Jack and we're going through something. That shit is funny. I know, man.
Starting point is 00:47:21 I'm gonna say, he's behind how rub on. Damn, Thanksgiving. 20-22. Got one more holiday left. Then the year old, man. Christmas. This year went by lightning fast, man. You don't count.
Starting point is 00:47:38 That shit won't buy for those, me. You felt never bitter at him, yeah. What the fuck? See what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? I'm unpauseable. Nigger, please. I don't even want to repeat what you said,
Starting point is 00:47:55 but yeah, you know, the year was harder. Damn, you got me talk crazy. Draw two balls, I don't know, man. Bravo. Then you're some bullshit. Tell you, man. Hey, end of y'all right, though. The studio next month.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Yes, sir. New studio net, man. New studio next month, man. Big facts. It's a list of shit. Why you didn't read them? I just wanted to say that one. I'm happy about that one.
Starting point is 00:48:32 No, keep going. I'm gonna have some of magic treasures why you read that. Seattle and Shrek. Why are you saying it? Seattle. Seattle Show coming up. Nah, what did you say? What did you say?
Starting point is 00:48:49 Tree important. Street important. In a few weeks, man. Two back to back. Atlanta shows. Seattle. Seattle show. Too back.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Hey, man, stop. Stop. Stop. Scott. Seattle. Seattle. The Seattle show. All right.
Starting point is 00:49:09 December 1st, the Seattle show. December 8th is the Shreveport Show. Who's time? God don't like it. Two back-to-back Atlanta shows to end the year. I'm right. Come on, man. God know what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:49:25 2023 tour days dropping soon. What's the line of taste, man? December 20. as to December 29th at the College Park Skyloss Arena. New Chico Bean solo dates. New DC Young Fly Solo day. If you want to leave anybody at the 85 South Show or voicemail, call 4700, 705-8570,
Starting point is 00:49:58 and you might hit yourself on an episode. 4707570. 770. You might hear yourself on the episode. And last and definitely not least, we got a new Melonidress. 1452 Chattahoochampton Avenue. Northwest Atlanta, Georgia,
Starting point is 00:50:20 30318, United States. Man, y'all send all your fan mail, sent all your pictures and everything, and to the new Melonetress. Oh, my bad. I'm gonna say it. Nah, hey real time, man, I'm so proud and so happy for my dog, man.
Starting point is 00:50:38 I gotta say this, man. Well deserved. The funniest nigga in America, man. We say it and we mean it. Carlos Millers. What, fuck you have no. You ain't go. Call those Miller so much to it, man.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Ain't a nigga in the game fucking with him, man. Thank you, right. Hey, you just don't tell the truth. That's the truth right now, bro. That's the truth. I just want three days. I see me, niggins. I see these niggins in action.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Whoever made these is on some asshole shit. Because once you get to the middle, ain't no more marshmallows. Man, no serious ain't shit. You're just high. Man, that damn rabbit looked like a goddamn 1990 cartoon character. There ain't no mark. Look at this square box.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Look at this shit. You got a marmal. You got a marmal. Imagine treasure. He's not gonna came up. You got nothing up. Man, there ain't no more than I'm busy. You get a lot of endorsement.
Starting point is 00:51:35 If you eat in them serious like that, you get some endorsements. The motherfuckers say honey nut, ohs. Honey nut, oh. Hey, bro, the boss say about eight service. He said, about what? About eight serving. About eight serves.
Starting point is 00:51:50 About eight serves. You make it eight bowls. Yeah, that's contained plates. What, eight bowls? What, eight bowls? I don't know what, the marshmallows ran out, though. Fuck it. That shit, that was funny, bruh.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Man, man, that's how we living out here. Ain't no shit that's on a nigga. Rub on. They got some, oh. Let Winnibad read, no. I can't. You can't read? No.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Which one you see here? Come on, Otis. Ash ain't. At shake heart. My ass got lazy and let my suspicion go in. description go and started wading on YouTube, y'all knew to hold the Snoop episode Ransom for niggins like me.
Starting point is 00:52:35 That's what Shay said. We need to. We should. We're gonna be understanding when people just be wanting free shit. Yeah, bro, for what the help? Like, support black people. Hey, you expect that to grow. Bro.
Starting point is 00:52:45 We can't grow together. They got Jack Thriller on now. They got port minds on there. And you get all that exclusive. Look at what we got. This was the budget this year. What are you talking about? These niggas ain't doing nothing extra with that money.
Starting point is 00:52:59 I know. Keep it in that too blinds. Because I'm still getting the same shit I would get out. Still smoke a two blind. Yeah. Yeah. Can't do three. They're going to be tripping.
Starting point is 00:53:11 Do three. You might be behind the highway with butt naked with rub on. With a whole rub on. I'm back here. Man, what a home? That's a girl right here now. What's the girl right here now? What is it?
Starting point is 00:53:25 From at name what, Carlos Locke in love with a white woman and scared to tell the world. I see that, I've seen that coming. If I was in love with a white woman. With your mother of Melknesia. Mm-mm. I don't have one, but God is ice as herself. He'll just be projecting they boy shit on me.
Starting point is 00:53:44 You don't fuck away, like you. Only way I'm going to fuck with you, I buy me a track hawk. Just out on top. I'll talk. If they're gonna find out you, you're in love with a white woman, It better not be no big one, neither.
Starting point is 00:53:57 I'm gonna be a big. I don't know. What's wrong with a white woman? Ain't nothing. It's just loathe in love with a white woman. That is ain't gonna hit, right? It's something about me, I'm gonna be mad. Lowe's you pro black like a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:54:10 I'm gonna be mad at here. He gonna be something to it. He'll be like, this is easy. The bitch got me in her will. She can get 438 acres. I'm gonna put a whole mud. I'm gonna have something to cause on her land. Make it make sense.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Make it make sense. Let's say. Let's get me a track hog. I love that. What you mean? She's been to give me a, what is, a scat bat. I gotta keep this white woman around. That nigga lost of torture that whole.
Starting point is 00:54:37 He'll be... He'll be with a white woman, but I wouldn't take hell. He'll be making her wife 12 years of slaves. You gotta make my life better. I mean, I'm already giving up all my blackness. She's better make sure I'm comfortable. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Would you change your name, Loss? For what? A black name. Only if I was going to inherit some money. Like her grandfather was rich. Yeah. And he was about to die and leave us some money, but you got to pick up the middle name
Starting point is 00:55:07 or the making your left. My name would be Carlos Weston House. I changed my first name. Why would you change her name? No, I want to get in the family to get some money for real. I want you to tell my, you want to 400. There's nothing about wealth. Right, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Got to change the name. They'll be rich. They'll be wealthy. Facts. It's different. Yeah, I've changed my name to Berkeley, whatever. Fuck you mean. You know who the fuck I am.
Starting point is 00:55:35 John Berkeley, Whitfield. Easy. It makes sense. Well, Lowe, what you are doing when they get in? See, I just want to, I just want to think everybody because vampires if you hit it with the crow, it ain't gonna do nothing. That's not America red.
Starting point is 00:55:54 What do is she ain't eat a potato salad with raisins in it? This is some nice potato salad with the raisins. I can only eat a little bit at a time. I can only eat like a real little bit. You gotta get a chef. Oh shit, you gotta read this one. I'm gonna ask you raisin on mine. Can we get a new face hip hop artifact series Brother goat 100?
Starting point is 00:56:23 Okay. Hey, you ain't here, Newfair. Okay. You're right here. You're right here, dog. Well, that's hilarious. That's a new show on. I'm already working on.
Starting point is 00:56:32 I'm already working on. I'm already going to put it together. You don't put it together? Mm-hmm. Let me get a segment on that month. No. By the head, keep digging from spot. Ask it and begging on two different things.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Everybody's show. He's like, Newface got a show. Let me get about three. All right. I ain't going to ask. Now, you're on a show? Huh? You want a show?
Starting point is 00:56:54 Yeah. I hope so. Please. Let me hear your picture. Alright. You for real? It was a nigga naked behind the house with the rug on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Family guy. No, bro, I feel like we need to tackle all aspects on the Channel 85. I want to tackle sports. type of sports on them. Uh-oh. I want to get a sports, like a sports show. Like how we sit right here and we just talk about
Starting point is 00:57:29 sports, they have highlights and stuff. Green that shit to do. Where we're kicking shit, man? Posit. So we'll have highlights, and then, you know what I'm saying? We got real niggas who really bet on that shit and lose their children, daycare money on game and shit.
Starting point is 00:57:44 So we need to talk about niggas who fuck up parlays. Like, stop letting these niggas slide. Right. At these niggas. Yeah. Bro, you fucked up on a free throw, nigga. That shit fucked up my household.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Yeah. Let these niggins know. No kill. That's shit hard. I like that hard. You lost money tonight, though. And last night, too. Who you want to call out?
Starting point is 00:58:07 First thing you want to call out. Man, the nigger from the St. John, St. John's University. I don't, oh, look. He's college? Yes. Oh, you're in a rabbit hole. Hey, you're talking about NBA man. The only only was $1.50, you were at the free throw line.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Nika, focus. Meditate and then shoot and release. Talk your shit. Free throw. Come on, bro. It's a free fucking shot. That's what it's called. That's what I call free throw.
Starting point is 00:58:37 So this the concept of the show? That's your hard. And I get guest appearance. On the first episode, I got lost. The second episode, I got Fly. The third episode, I got Money Bag. Yeah, that's shit hard. In the four episode, Cat, if you want to fuck,
Starting point is 00:58:54 you want to fuck with it, you want to fuck with it, I want to fuck with the poor mind, I want to for with Chico, I want to for with Clay, I just want to get us a team building landlady. So you want to fuck with it with our people that are over here already. Yeah, Jay O'N, I don't for Jay O'N. Yeah, that's shit hard. I ain't fucking with it. You didn't say shit by Jack?
Starting point is 00:59:14 Oh, Jack, man, please tune in. Please. Yeah. Yeah, that's your hard. I ain't fucking this, man. I don't think it would work. Bro, come on, bro. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:31 I couldn't see it working. Bro, did you give me a budget out. I don't know. Jack, you got a show all right on the app? It's successful, too. Hey, Jack's not doing number, too. I ain't going to. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:59:42 I mean, he makes money off the top. I just, I don't believe in it, man. I feel like it's going to cost me a lot of money. Money and time. Tell me in that shit. Yeah, that shit is sad expensive. He's talking about throw him or nothing. But, nigga, you bitching to me.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Nick, you got to get Hershey Walker on the first episode, bro. Ooh, pop-hills. Then come on now, nigga. Come on, my nigga, that's something bitch on there. Righty's out of the roof. Yeah, come on. Lord, that's the first episode. We have to do.
Starting point is 01:00:09 We don't make no shit. We can't be promoting that. This is a brand, brady five episodes. We don't just be throwing no anything out there. Y'all got to do Hersy Walker on the show. Y'all don't have some niggas on this motherfuckin'all. Like who? If you do Charles Dwight, you'll do with Hershey Walker, bro.
Starting point is 01:00:24 I ain't seen. Ah, you do got a putt. I think we can take old Hershey Hurst & Hurst. Ain't wrong with a lot of Hershey Hirsch. You know, we got a part. We can fuck with Hershey Hersch. I've really been watching 85,000 for so long. I didn't know that y'all turned the highway and two a TV show.
Starting point is 01:00:45 You mean to tell me that guy's a show about riding on them free-up. You're going to have, man. It hurts for real. Yeah, you play football. I can tell you. Do white folks be having that nigga like this on TV? He'd be a white man on this side. White man on this side.
Starting point is 01:01:04 He'd be like, if you can see, I'm a little acrope. I'd be like, man, what's so? This is modern-day slaying. Look at this shit. You couldn't even watch YouTube. while you two are people. I am, bud.
Starting point is 01:01:16 And it'd be fucked up. He only kids. He's fucked up. But he's fucked up. He'd be coming outside some crazy shit like. And I tell you another thing, we got to get them ninja turtles out of our sewer. I don't know who taught them coming to karate, but we got to get the crime down in Georgia. And I feel like the number one place to star would be in the sewers in the street.
Starting point is 01:01:40 We have to take our streets back. And I'm going to be right there behind the time. That's right, bro, y'all. And I'll tell you another thing, Batman is illegal in Georgia. Georgia is in the Bible Belt, and we are good Christian people, and I believe you should be able to defend your house against all kind of Marvel superheroes.
Starting point is 01:02:07 And they said, they said, they said, well, did you pay for in the bushing? He said, no, I ain't do nothing. They were like, who's check on here? He said, I did right there, check, though. They were like, nigger. Listen, I wrote the check. Whatever that lady did with the money,
Starting point is 01:02:23 that's her business. I told that thing I ain't denied nothing. They say he did, and he'll never get on TV like, they lie about that. That niggas slugged. I did all that shit. That's a thing, that they heard him. But if they're lying on them for real,
Starting point is 01:02:40 the lady fucked around and kept the baby, and he got a dad. He got a daughter going to be on Nightline. We're like, my name is abortion. You got to switch the game. That's hard. Abundian. Abortion Walker.
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Starting point is 01:07:26 You can't. You can't escape it. You didn't mean watching that n'clock. He on YouTube, man. He's on YouTube ad. They're on every commercial every commercial every time you come up. I did. I did.
Starting point is 01:07:36 What do you say? I did, uh. What they, what they're saying? I did agree with this mission. What they say? I approve this message. That nigga on tube it. You don't want to be this.
Starting point is 01:07:47 That they're on tube an ass, this shit. I have proved this message. You don't want to work with her to walker, because he's, I'm like, man, all they're doing this. They asked that, how he feels about the weight period on the gun, that nigga said. No, people need their guns right now. If I go in the gun and I buy a gun,
Starting point is 01:08:06 don't nobody want to wait. I need my guns right now. They do make a little sense. They make a little sense. I'm in on that. I'm in on that. I'm in on that. I'm in on that.
Starting point is 01:08:18 Give me a breath. Don't miss, bro. God, Dave. Everything has got to be directly handed to you. Hey, you got to let me know what you're doing to me. All right. These are thinner than frost.
Starting point is 01:08:29 I'm gonna pause. I'm unpauseable. I'm unpauseable. Niggas talk to all that shit. But somebody's low version walk. Ain't no way. Yeah. You're talking to all that shit, Mike.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Nobody is voting for Hershal Walker, bro. How? It is a fucking robot. He's been to win that shit. Somebody booff with that nigga. He's been to win that shit. No, he's going to wear it, but somebody's going to win. That nigga ain't saying.
Starting point is 01:08:53 That thing they made a nigga convinced me like, bro. He's the perfect candidate. He is dumb. He's dumb enough, but they can blame shit on him. Right. They're going to blame everything on him. I'm talking about. That's exactly why they want him.
Starting point is 01:09:07 They want him in there. Bro. It's the blame game right now. Once they get him a little time in there, and they were like, you know he fucked up that money. They're gonna get his ass over. No, they're finna trick this nigga into getting a whole lot of money, dispersing that shit, then blame him for some other shit, and he's just gonna be the dunners. He's gonna be the gun.
Starting point is 01:09:26 He's gonna be the big victim. Man, they feel like to go in there and make this nigga rewrite, change everything. You feelin to go in there and get all the nigger grants and give them straight to us. All right. What about what that? How much that y'all? No, I'm talking about to the white folks. Oh, hell no.
Starting point is 01:09:43 What fucking talking about the niggas. That's what it is. They want to see you anyway. Can I say this? The motherfuckers watching me. To the poor. It's a certain amount of money that they give to the cash to try to reach the poor.
Starting point is 01:09:57 That's why the big comments be getting those advertisements and shit to reach to the poor, but they never get to the poor. Mm-hmm. Right. Yeah, shit. But I think with that nigga, Hersh & Walker, how he's, like, how he come out, niggas, bro.
Starting point is 01:10:12 Hershawker's like, hey man, I'm just like you niggas, man. I ain't no different than you, niggas. I had to stray my bitch out. Y'all niggins ain't never got a abortion? Hey, whoa for that nigger who bit like you, niggas. He got a point. Yeah, that's a dude. You can't tell a woman what to do with him about it.
Starting point is 01:10:36 You know what to do with a bus. I play it on football? You need to play football. Vote for a knits. I ain't like the campaign shit. He can't spell it name. He can't spell it night. He can't spell it.
Starting point is 01:10:51 He can't spell your name. You don't hear of Hershey Hersch, McHugh. You sped. I ain't fucking with that nigga, man. You spelled it to me. You sped to me. Hersch what? What I had you talking about?
Starting point is 01:11:02 What he did? About Raphael Warnock. What do you say? Remember they had his own. his old ex-wife on now. What, they went that for him? She was like, he ran me over with the car. And they was like, how he doing?
Starting point is 01:11:13 Like, he bagged up. I was like, oh, so your ass was behind the car? Most people get ran over from the car. Mm-hmm. Don't get ran over from the back. So her walking did that? No, that was. That what they tried to say, a one-knit.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Oh, what they tried to say? A legend. Oh, so what's a one-no? Ain't shit. Warna, you got my boot. Bits, move. Bitch, I'm gone. Move.
Starting point is 01:11:36 We know you. We know you. I didn't hit a lot of people. I know you at you. Get out of your wife. Why are you driving? No, I'm not. They had suspended.
Starting point is 01:11:45 I've been suspended since 2009. I bet you have. Yeah. He ain't drove since 2009. Yeah, I ain't drove since 2009. He ain't ever been behind the wheel. Nah, you used to drive on those to a show. Loos, you trust this nigga to drive to the show?
Starting point is 01:11:58 I ain't got to go to this guy. That's why he trusts that. That's why he doesn't get this rare shit with the butt. Right. He said, no, he's good. He don't drove from him before. That's how bad I wanted to be a comedian. I let a blind nigga drive me to it, sir.
Starting point is 01:12:12 I had a bad ass cartoon. Out of town. I believed in it. Oh, shit. I had a Buick Regul with the turbo on that motherfucker. That bit with him. Yeah, the turbo was fucked though. It wasn't fast.
Starting point is 01:12:23 Oh, so the turbo, they weren't. It was just a Buick River. It said that on the side of the door. It said on the top, but the turbo ain't never. We didn't let you for a goddamn highway on that bit. No, that's that a big. No. He didn't know nobody called.
Starting point is 01:12:36 That nigga judged me called the whole time. That that bullshit. That's bullshit. You're almost in the turbo. You know what they were like, uh-huh. He's like, I'm like, you know. Like, niggie Jee straight.
Starting point is 01:12:49 Keep straight. You got 73 miles. Didn't give me to this shelf. You want to scare that blind side? Brother, that he probably was, though. That nigga was scared. But how would you, how would you go on to the left lane? Like, would you like have to go?
Starting point is 01:13:05 The whole left side of my . Like, you're taking your old face away from the road. Just to look at the ribby mirror. No, the whole left side of his car was fucked up, boy. The whole left side was fucking. The other side was immaculate. Left side, scraped like a bit. The motherfucker got hit everything, everybody.
Starting point is 01:13:28 Oh. Every time we pull up and get some gas and clicks and shit. Yeah. And that yellow bag out there, that yellow box. Don't stand a chance. Oh, y'all. And y'all niggins start to get some fool? Oh, bro.
Starting point is 01:13:43 He didn't drive back. I knew it. That nighttime, one night? No. No. Daytime, I'll let you rock. Nighttime. Right at it.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Hey, day time, you can boil all day. Right. Night time, give me the keys. Hey, night time, sit your ass down. Hey, tell them how that tent was on that window. There's no way. Oh, that tent was on that window. I don't have that none of your business tip.
Starting point is 01:14:05 Oh, but this to kill it up. Hold up. There's a word, no. That's right. That's why he said, tell him about that tent. That's why he said, tell him about that tent. It's all the one window on tini. The back window.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Hey, why you push in nothing? I didn't have one window titty. So he glared for all right now, to that back. To that screen, don't. I ain't worry about the man, they can't see me. I ain't the type of a nigga that's gonna fuck a nigga story up, but this car was some bullshit.
Starting point is 01:14:39 Hey, that's a man got over like a munch. Yeah, that'd be two hundred. I got you with a lim on tank. Hey, when this thing was in the car with me, he did not make me feel like my car with some bulls. Oh, love to that nigga. He gave me all the way up. Loved trigger nigg.
Starting point is 01:14:55 Yeah, that's a good-a-fucking car. He's gonna never fucking start up. I ain't say that. I didn't say that to after we got me. back to Atlanta. Right, this motherfucker drag, Jack. The nigga told me we're gonna buy it from him on the way. You hit it.
Starting point is 01:15:11 You're like, I'm gonna buy that bill. What? I knew that boy get in this show for it. I might buy that big Jack. Jack. Jack been to blow the motor trying to impress that Nick. Look on when I hear, oh. Slow it down, slow it down, just a little big Jack.
Starting point is 01:15:29 Just a little bit Jack. Oh, don't put too much on that. too much on that motherfucker jacket. Boy, he really died about that motherfucker. How many miles your head on that? Oh, shit. I had three hours out. It did.
Starting point is 01:15:42 It did. Damn. Brother goes to folk. Then you weren't nothing but on the express. You've been living, you've been trying to commit. But y'all had to take in the body here for a long time. That thing ain't hurt your walk home. That nigga good is said, hey, this car is all original.
Starting point is 01:15:58 I would have believed him. That motherfucker had nothing done to it. So, Lowe, you knew you want to buy that shit. I knew it. I just, hey, you know how you get the money. You get to, man, hey, I'll buy this motherfucker. You want to say? That shit would clean their fuck on the inside, don't.
Starting point is 01:16:12 You were clean that mama? That motherfucker was clean, bro. He's talking about clean, bro. It was spacious than the motherfucker, the backseat. Oh, you fuck that serious. Damn. I told that nigga high hell, man. That nigga ate all the bullshit.
Starting point is 01:16:29 hunting that those, treasurable. He on his second box. Nika, motha ain't dry. That crazy. You know the goddamn, the series ain't shit. If the words rhyme, treasure pleasure. What is that? Treasure pleasure.
Starting point is 01:16:40 That was some treasure pleasure. That's the only, that's a only thing. That sounds like one of candy toys. Who? Candy Burroughs, you know you'd be selling them toys. No, well. We're talking. What kind of toy guy?
Starting point is 01:16:52 You got one. Oh, yeah. The one with the fitting your pussy and in the end feeling. Yeah. Oh, she got one in the pussy. You put her in the butt. Same time. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:01 Yeah. You buy your ladies toys and shit. Man, we're shit. We got a lot of toys. You know, we can't wait to fucking with another dick, huh? You made me. Sometimes I don't feel like doing shit, you know what I'm gonna feel like doing shit. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:17:15 Like a canned soda. You use some toys on a bit. Oh, shit. It doesn't strike. You did that or did that with me? Did that or that with me? I got my feet in that, bro. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:17:31 That nigga that he didn't see. Give it like this. Give it some fire. You're talking about this. Oh, yeah. You can never fuck, bro. I'm sorry about this. Man, no, you can't.
Starting point is 01:17:43 You're gonna shoot up, bro. Man, boy, Jack. But you're funny in here, bro. Oh, man, boy. I ain't type of nigga go to the stove by no tour for no bit. I'd be feeling lame in hell. Like, I don't know. Whatever she wants.
Starting point is 01:17:55 Whatever she got. She got. Just like, give me a deal. Stick to the wall. I gotta go in there whispering to a nigga, hey man, come right now. You gotta ask for, you just walk over there and get it. Yeah, that look, he's worse.
Starting point is 01:18:05 Where's somebody gotta unlock it for you on? That horrible, like you get a CDF bottle will come on. No, they gotta call out to the back. Not a deal, though, that stick to the wall. And you're standing in line. You can't get it then. They got to get the kids, shit.
Starting point is 01:18:19 Yeah, they got the one you want it. I gotta go get to do that. You gotta tell the digger your whole story, man. I got a little bitch on some freaky shit, man. She's gonna. You got to stand it like you're on the bad. You got to tell a thing the whole story, man. I met these people.
Starting point is 01:18:34 You're trying to get him. Trit. Like, you gotta call. What that shit you said you want her again? He'd heard it off before. Oh, yeah, you do, right, man? Yeah, bad little bitch, huh? That's a freaking shit walking that bit with your bitch, you see?
Starting point is 01:18:49 You really know your bit then. Then when you know a nigga, oh, you ever walk into a sex, though. Your girl looking for something. But you start looking at them, oh. looking at them old DVDs and shit. You're like, God. Some kind of way you get stuck looking at the cover of the DVD. Like, yeah, oh, this shit.
Starting point is 01:19:05 Well, I'd be buzzing out laughing at the titles of this shit. I'm telling you, bro. April ass munches. This is going on the whole bush. You're like, oh, yeah. Oh, wow. They got down two thousand. He's covered up with the orange and blue paper in the gas station.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Put the orange. I'd be like, why they put the orange paper who behind this DVD? You don't need that shit. You don't need that shit. on Twitter now. Nothing but on. He ain't got all that shit on the hard drive.
Starting point is 01:19:28 Twitter, Twitter, oh yeah, bro. No, I'm like, why would you pay porn and Twitter get it to you for free? For free. That's crazy to me, man. Cat pulled in the morning, man. The wild this shit.
Starting point is 01:19:41 Now, even in the afternoon. All y'all are doing? Just remember the papers. Can't say that, man, cat married. That's the job the nigger watched porn. He didn't watch it? Damn. You don't put him out on black?
Starting point is 01:19:52 He don't even turn the sound down. He don't eat them. Six o'clock in the morning. Little bitch got ass on hard, boy. Yeah! Oh yeah, that Nick Cockat, you're gonna sit for a play? Loud-in' out of the sound. You sit first, loud here, oh, oh, ah.
Starting point is 01:20:06 That's her. Oh, yeah, you're taking it, huh? Yeah. Yeah. She heard. She heard. She heard him. Can be talking to the phone.
Starting point is 01:20:17 Yeah, yeah. Cat me, they're like, oh, yeah, right. You think you know what you know what you don't know? Yeah. What are you doing a cat? Go do this phone? You know, that nigga watching this shit,
Starting point is 01:20:28 cat wipe pouring weird as hell, man. What are we doing? He was watching this shit like, yeah, I told that little bitch she was gonna get her ass to what I look at. Little bitch, shit, I don't want to listen. You know, he can't tell he got that smell of shit there.
Starting point is 01:20:41 I've been doing this shit in little bitch. Yeah! I'm like, cat! No, they like when you're talking to him like that. Who your dad, you little bitch? You're a little bitch. You're like, God, ah! So now you want to run from Cat Dad!
Starting point is 01:20:58 Yeah, you're sitting a little bitch trying to run. Now you want to hurt him, Jack Dad. Yeah, bitch. 85 South, bitch, this is me, cat. Call it y'all. Then you're here to find out. We need everybody to put their phones on an airplane mode. You like it, bitch.
Starting point is 01:21:23 Wait to our land, oh, I got so to you. Put it for all in the base. Holy shit. Oh, man. Yeah, you stay right there. You stay right there, you know, bitch. That's why I caught getting head on the plane. A snake's on the plane.
Starting point is 01:21:50 Snakes on the plane. I don't know what you're going to turn it a whole video man, right? That shut the video up in the picture in the Senate. No one of your phones think, hey, I never touch your phone ever getting kept. That deal funny, yeah, bro. This is that nigger phones stink. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:22:14 That nigger phones are crazy. I don't think give me y'all. I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna tell the man that thing. You started, nigger? I know he can't even look. He shouldn't get in family now. He's in with his family.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Yeah, yeah, that boy's praise. Yeah, they're just joking. Let me skip this part, right? Conversals, guys. You're going to tell Joe. I'm going to need you to edit that little boy. Joe, I know you don't fault with that edit shit, but I need you.
Starting point is 01:22:47 I need you. Listen, it's big time, baby. Joe might look at that motherfucker anyway. Edit, bitch, I upload. That's all he do. Where that nigga done me for up, bro. Hey man, shout out to my nigga Joe, man. For sure, man.
Starting point is 01:23:05 When the fuck you went to. It's up to him though. I wonder if he ever took some shit out and he was just like, it's, I just can't leave that part out. I mean, in good faith, I got it. I got, I mean, there's artistic integrity in this shit. Don't cry, Jack. It'll be okay.
Starting point is 01:23:27 Boy, y'all didn't crazy, bro. We had to get in here and give thanks, bro. We had to make sure everybody got some chicken and some hot sauce and noodles and shit. Let's talk about what we're thankful for this shit, man. What did you thankful for, Jack? I'm thankful for these cheap-ass Siri for holding it down. You can get a whole family box of these motherfuck.
Starting point is 01:23:48 I'm glad that buzz load to nobody. I knew y'all weren't going to fuck with it. The type of niggas y'all is. Oh. Too good for shit like this at this one. I'm thankful for my eyesight. I'm thankful for the vision. Thank you for the brotherhood.
Starting point is 01:24:16 Now, there you go. Yeah, it's coming clear, man. It's becoming clear. You know, this has been a very, very challenging year and whatnot. And, you know, I'm just really proud of myself for, you know, just... Seeing it through. Yeah, seeing it all the way through. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:36 We accomplished a lot this year, man. Crying out of eye? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. You know that motherfucker still had him much? Oh, god, that's how to drive or something. The motherfucker got him up. That motherfucker can drive.
Starting point is 01:24:50 I'll tell you, you got to take it out to cry. You got to go out, man. That eye, look. I'm bobbing as a motherfucker. Yeah, I'm crying. That nigga, like, man. Stop on that piss-ass shit, man. We take it out.
Starting point is 01:25:05 He got two. He'd been waiting for three months. He'd been waiting to cry for three months. Y'all don't low down, man. We got a water bag behind that ball. Hey, this year, I didn't think that I was going to be able to do an episode a while or not, you know, with not being able to see like that. Right.
Starting point is 01:25:23 And y'all stepped up, man, for real, he helped your dog out. And, you know, we got through like four great episodes. And, uh, yeah. Yeah, you did good, is that? You know what I'm saying? Like, you did the day, you know what's up? Yeah, man. And yeah, it'll really like, you know what I'm saying,
Starting point is 01:25:44 put the battery inside of my back and just let me know that, you know, the best is. That boy been waiting in the carter, you need you for a minute, and they'll be ready. Yeah, yeah, man, this is to support the, you know, you guys, you know what I'm saying, being behind me all the way,
Starting point is 01:26:01 I just really appreciate all of y'all. And I just want to give it up to y'all. Like I love that, you know what that. Appreciate that. That was why he got the show now. Yeah, that niggins out dead me with it. I just want to say. Niggins point that, Lou.
Starting point is 01:26:17 You, motherfucker. You got so funny. You got so funny. I didn't put it in money pay. They got to run my money, Jay. What you? What's your money? Jack, just point to the sound of my voice.
Starting point is 01:26:33 I'm right here. I'm right. Sorry, y'all gonna confuse, Jack. Where y'all is doing, man? Yeah, that we're doing, man. Well, it's time for us to go teleport back with our family. Yeah. Had to drop something on these niggins for the nine deuce.
Starting point is 01:26:51 I don't think for y'all boy, too, man. We got to go around good thing for speeches and shit. Yeah, man. Jack don't popl at all. You should go laugh. Yeah, he did. You shit with heartfelt, too. The bar is hot.
Starting point is 01:27:03 Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. I don't like shit like this, because then, like, you about why this. Then somebody says some shit you're supposed to be thankful for, but you ain't say it. Then you'd be like, fuck, I need to go back.
Starting point is 01:27:17 It's like battery, y'all, boy, put in my back. Like, money bag, that's questionable. Fuck, I'm unpossible. Why he let niggas put in batteries in. He said, I'm so happy y'all, he said, I'm so happy y'all standing behind me. Oh, he did say that. He didn't say nothing, no, loss.
Starting point is 01:27:34 But now, all jokes aside, man, a lot of niggas left me out there for days. No, that's fucking a dick. You're on my four-five twos. You're a lying-ass, nigger. Everybody fucking with you in a little ugly. I think it's making. But they started fucking with me to who?
Starting point is 01:27:49 You started fucking up. I discovered you. And now it's time for you to finally realize that. I believe in you before you believed in yourself. That's true. You told me the same shit. I know, but... Whoa.
Starting point is 01:28:00 Nah, that's the shit. That's what you need to do. You know, that's what. That's the shit that made me made. That that made. Last week, you told me, bro. Wait a minute, man. I was thinking to myself when I got on that, man, I don't believe in my dog.
Starting point is 01:28:13 I was going around, too, as to my friend. Hey, I'm my self-esteem as to you. You know you don't believe in yourself. He told you last week. That nigga Lowe's got a son, a little picture. Yeah. Yeah. Believe in you, boy, you believe in yourself.
Starting point is 01:28:30 That man, have a nigga ready to run through a brick wall boy, yeah. I'm telling every nigga the same shit. But man, he didn't tell me that. He's telling me that. What he told you? He was like, hey, bro, come on. Let's do this.
Starting point is 01:28:40 I said, let go. He said, let go. No, man. Real shit, though, man. And I could say, I got some million-nelled partners. I never asked y'all for a dollar. All I asked y'all. All I asked y'all.
Starting point is 01:28:52 Who got money? Who you're talking about? Keep putting it on the show. Who are you doing money? No, I ain't talking about y'all. I'm talking about million partners. Oh, yeah. Like Eddie Murphy then?
Starting point is 01:29:04 Keep putting me on the twill you. You got gone. But yeah, man, we're gonna make this shit bigger than life, man. Okay. Okay. I appreciate y'all niggas just being solid in 100, man. Why don't you don't do that? Money bag, yo, I want, I'm at my fear.
Starting point is 01:29:23 I'm sorry. He's got my money, yo. He can't see it. He can't see it. He didn't tell my money bag, yo. I already do it. I just want to let you know, you're a phenomenal comedian and you inspire me, man.
Starting point is 01:29:42 I love your videos. I appreciate that, brother. You know, I don't know if this is the first time we meet in. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a pleasure to honor. You haven't seen him before, but you ain't seen him. You never been right.
Starting point is 01:29:55 You just ain't, you're on the face. You're phenomenal. Appreciate it, brother. Funny. Why you use the word like phenomenal? I just had to give it up, man. You are phenomenal. See what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:30:10 I'm not pausible. Don't give shit. You know what you said. I'm not posable. It's not the first time we met you. It's like that thing that hop down. I didn't have to give it up. That didn't get hop down.
Starting point is 01:30:21 Can you see me? I'm in a bad. I got much say. You're phenomenal. Yeah. From the time you grace the state. I just stared at you. I get scared you.
Starting point is 01:30:33 Watch you. I appreciate that, Jack. I'm gonna watch you out of town. By me? You didn't inspire me. What, what? I'm thankful, goddamn, uh, being a part of the 85 South. Me too.
Starting point is 01:30:48 Oh, my God. Oh, that's ain't something I helped build, but goddamn y'all got me with y'all. You know what I'm saying? For sure. Thank you for that. I'm thankful that I ain't no child's fault. I got other kids.
Starting point is 01:30:59 Really don't know what you are. Yeah, say that. I'm thankful for that shit too, because, you man. too because I bet if my baby mama wouldn't have had them warrants back in the day she would have you know if she got out there around the first couple years bro my baby mom was going to jail life bro and I used to be down there showing up with the baby and I always make it work through the last minute is just what me and my son got to say too I look I didn't get you pregnant for you to be in and out of jail
Starting point is 01:31:33 decision it's either us or the street. You're something about his mama right now. Man, wow. That's stupid of the fuck, man. I remember when y'all met, man, at Uptown. Shut the fuck. Oh, shit the phone. Hey, I don't let that go too far.
Starting point is 01:31:50 Hey, shut the fuck. Nobody asked for that. You both of y'all was around, but you weren't around on that. Yes, I was. You was inspiring comedian. She was a waitress and wanted to do comedy. Inspiring instead of uspiring.
Starting point is 01:32:05 It's us firing. Just shut the fuck out, Jack. I'm sorry, bye-bye. What? It was not even the... Shut up. Just shut up. I apologize.
Starting point is 01:32:12 But no, I thought it was your friend and you believe in him. And he got so much to say. I did. These are one of the stories that we need. No, I want him to say a lot of other shit. That's not the shit. See how fast forward? Shut the fuck up, that day.
Starting point is 01:32:26 Hey. You've missed you. You get you. Shut the fuck up, Jack. Shut the fuck up, Jack. He just said you believe me. That's your fucking problem. You want to know when to shut the fuck out.
Starting point is 01:32:38 I lied about your car. I lied about the fucking shit. This is bullshit. I've been lying to your ass your entire life. Jack, are you a fucking idiot? I don't believe in you. I don't like your car. I don't like you.
Starting point is 01:32:53 I don't believe it. No, man. Ask Jack do. When he said he was fucking moving, everybody told him not to do it. to do it I was like man get the fuck on get out of here go pursue your dreams look at that shit and what you was on that uh this is 50 too yeah man well you know no i pulled a pistol on me and i had to go anyway so oh you know he died no hold that nod shut out of lord shut out of nor It's a funny story.
Starting point is 01:33:27 Norah got jumped, and he thought I was one of the niggas that jumped him and shit. And you put out in five. Yeah, yeah, he didn't like me for a long time. And he didn't even know it with me. I just were hanging out with the niggas that did. They looked like I was hanging out with them. You know how you be round niggins and shit and people that associate you with a certain clique? You were dead.
Starting point is 01:33:48 You were dead. You were dead. It was mistaken. mistaken identity. And he didn't... Identity. I dig it. This happened back in 2009.
Starting point is 01:34:01 But we had just, like, no, made of men, like, back last year. And when he found out, it wasn't me. It took 10 years to tell the... Damn, that's right. You're going to die. Yeah. Oh, he died.
Starting point is 01:34:11 Yeah, it was at Uptown. We was in the background. He said, you know why I ain't like you, right? Because you jumped on me with such and such. And I said, no, I didn't. That wasn't me. And then I had called my homeboy and whatnot. Detail him.
Starting point is 01:34:25 You know the whole reason why I know I didn't like me? He thought I was one of the niggas that jumped him. He said, yeah, we beat that nigga. A-p. Norton. R-P. Nod. R-P.
Starting point is 01:34:36 Dirty-N-old. Jack. They are in some beef in the kind of the world. Hey, if it was funny it, he would beef with two jay. No, that way. It wasn't funny at all. It wasn't funny at all. It wasn't funny.
Starting point is 01:34:48 No. They were on your head. I would plan with that nigga. He was serious with me. Oh yeah, too true. He stared on for with you. I asked me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:56 Yeah. I thought the nigger was following me when I went to the page and shit, and he went following me either and shit. And I told you were following you. And we had just made amends on drink champs. And so, you know, I thought we was cool. You know, y'all got to be friends. Yeah, you got to follow you.
Starting point is 01:35:12 I'm about to go to the restaurant and everything and get some food. Why he ain't go? You're going to follow him? That's petty. He came to the 85 sauce. show in LA. And I said, man, Jack Thriller, he said, man, don't bring that fuck-ass nigger name up. They walked up.
Starting point is 01:35:29 Then walked up. Didn't break eye contact, though. All the whole time walked off. He was still looking at that now the whole time. Yeah. So I don't want you to think you could just dab that nigger off? Shit ain't sweet. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:40 So don't even go walk? Don't even say shit. Okay. Don't be thankful for that. Let me know if the nigger walking on the same hole as me. No, man, I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna let me know. I'm gonna take care of that.
Starting point is 01:35:51 Good looking, Lowe. Don't worry, but you're a superstar, man. I can't have my star in no street beef. I got, if I got to make him for... I'm not lying to this man, man. He didn't keep lines. If I got to make it to you cause, to add some street beef, I mean.
Starting point is 01:36:04 What do you try to tell me? Hey, man, Lose ain't on good. Lowe said that was good. Hey, you're talking to Lowe's. This is talking to Lowe's. Take your phone. Thank you for Lowe. Hey.
Starting point is 01:36:19 Hey, you, hey, let him go on. No, take this side. Let me tell you about love sitting there. Hey, let me tell you about this nigga, new face, though. Oh, shit. Let me tell you. And we was in Tiya part. That left you so what?
Starting point is 01:36:32 That thing left me bad. And I'm over here talking in new face in the middle of Tiya birthday party. No. And the nigger just started walking back like Homer Simpson in the bushes and shit. And I ain't understand why. And I can't see none of that shit. I'm sitting at the bar and whatnot. And my cousin was trying to tell him, he was like,
Starting point is 01:36:50 He was trying to tell him, he was like, hey, Big Tony next to you. And who the fuck is Big Tony? And he started going out this whole, all these nigger aliases and shit. And I didn't know none of those nigginses. Right. And so a homeboy had then bumped into me, but you know what I'm saying? And I didn't, of course I wasn't going to make no deal out of it. I'm like, a nigga just bumped into me.
Starting point is 01:37:11 Right. But I didn't see who bumped. I thought it was just a tall nigga bumping into me. Right. And my cousin said, nigg, that two chains are bumped into you and shit, bro. He looked dead at you. He wanted to say something. He's waiting on you to say something to him and shit, but you ain't say nothing. I said, hold on. So this nigga, Newface saw this nigga were coming up to me, about to say some shit to me and he was just walked off and he didn't say that too. Now, he ain't got that new new face.
Starting point is 01:37:32 And he had Newface schooled back with that camera. That he's got all the funny. Newface was not there. That nigga didn't tell me shit. Every time he wasn't done. No. Newface did I see you? I wonder. Hey, hey, what part of that cap, Newfay? No, true. He's talking about, oh, that was my cousin, Noface. Another face.
Starting point is 01:37:59 That nigga walked right out of our conversation in the middle of a sentence that it didn't even make sense for him to stop talking to me. That one, Newface tweeted. You realize that shit ain't had nothing to do him. Jack. Hmm. See, man, I just want to tell you. Something in my back pocket.
Starting point is 01:38:14 Happy face. Something in my back pocket. That kid on, I mean, Newface tweeted. That nigga, Newface tweeted. Oh, little Jack, too. Let me get that too. Oh, I'm a lot of this t-shirt. Hey, that niggins are a girl.
Starting point is 01:38:28 Oh, nitty, you're a lot. Jack. With scour sauce are simple. Jack, you're staying some beef, man. Hey, doll, that shit over me, not no more. Yeah, I'm retired. I'm blind. Good.
Starting point is 01:38:43 I mean, not good on the blind, but good on the. You a god damn, good on you right. in shit, man. Yeah, it's over. God damn it's over. Man, man. I'm everybody friend now. They're a little good ad. I love you some friendship. I think when you change your name from HoneyBund, that's when everything changed.
Starting point is 01:39:00 You went up. Nothing good came with HoneyBond. I don't know why you wanted to be HoneyBund. After you were like, fucking Jack Thriller, then you know your life started to change. HoneyBund got him in the dough. I know, but that's what the wrong the dog get in. Yeah, well. Shit, it wasn't good.
Starting point is 01:39:18 How'd you feel about Honeyburn in the carloaf? I ain't feeling no type of way about it. He knew you with Jack, he knew HoneyBund with Jack Thurlough. Everybody saw HoneyBond. I always saw you as Jack Thriller, bro. You're the jackingest thriller I ever said. That's what Love Wood. That's what Love, but also know, too,
Starting point is 01:39:35 that you were riding with HoneyBund. Mm-hmm. I rode with HoneyBunders. Yeah, you rode with Honeybubble. Call with 110 on the back on the back. Brother Bad don't know. But Loaf are not trying to start shit. When you call Los, what y'all used to do on the phone?
Starting point is 01:39:51 Oh, yeah. Tell your money back, because money, they don't know. Oh, uh, hello? Is this Carlito from a couple of days ago? Hey, man, he's going to this, bullshit. You know what, Loz, what's sake? Hey, forgive me if I call too late. But what time I'm going to let myself?
Starting point is 01:40:09 He said, if I got to call him, it's fuck. To this day. To this day, man. Let me tell you about the bad spree. Yeah. Now, you're always trying to start some shit. No, I did, bro. No, you did.
Starting point is 01:40:28 No, you did. Mm-hmm. We y'all stopped doing that shit. We never stopped. We never stop. Can't stop, won't stop. So y'all don't stop. Call this ball right now.
Starting point is 01:40:39 Can you help me find his number? Yeah. Lord, don't try to play the niggins, but be yourself. Be yourself, yeah. That nigga done before. He's talking about I keep you up behind him. Now, fuck you. How you do facial recognition?
Starting point is 01:41:00 No. They recognize that act. That's it right here. Yeah, that's it right there. On the bottom. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. This is the perfect way to end it, man.
Starting point is 01:41:14 Oh, what's this? Your phone ring, love. Hello? Hey, is this Carlito from a couple of days? Go on my phone. I'm gonna call you back. He did it. I'm gonna call you back.
Starting point is 01:41:34 Hey, I told you, man. You're fucking. They're crazy. Exactly. That's exactly. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:41:48 I'll watch this on Thanksgiving. No, I can't wait. Yeah, I gotta watch. I gotta put this on, bro. Let's watch it tonight. Yeah, that man. What's wrong with you, man? Man.
Starting point is 01:42:01 Man. I'm thankful too, man. Thank you. Go ahead. You know what I'm saying? I'm thankful. We can just kick with and do this shit all day, every day. Get painful.
Starting point is 01:42:10 Because nine times out of ten, I know all I know all our teacher told her that this shit wasn't gonna be shit. We turn this shit in the song. You never get anywhere being a smart ass. You know what I'm saying? Always keeping God first. Staying prayed up.
Starting point is 01:42:24 Anything is popping, you dick. We're here, man. We're gonna be doing this shit for the rest of our life, man. What you got, Loaf? I'm thankful for everything. My family, my loved ones, my team, my staff, my company, my friends, my associates, my associates, looking forward to just building, you know,
Starting point is 01:42:45 building and taking this shit to a whole nother level, man. Who would have ever thought that, you know, this many years later that we would be doing this, you know what I'm saying? Started with a hoping a dream, that it's turned into a vision and the reality, man. And just to see that it's growing and it's shaping and it's employing people and it's becoming a, you know,
Starting point is 01:43:08 a stable of income for all our people, all that people around us. It's just fucking amazing. And it's just, it feels good. For the fans, too, man. Oh, man. Most definitely, but. Eighty-five percent, man.
Starting point is 01:43:18 We got a fucking group. You know how, Beyonce got the B-Hive and all that? We got a group called 85 for Sunday. This podcast is what? Lopes, is I'm a friend or a social employee. Ooh. That's a whew. You want to know the answer to that?
Starting point is 01:43:32 Man, it just depends on how you look at it. We can't know how that boy feeling that day, boy. Yeah, we got a break in night. It really just depends on you. It really just depends on you know. How you feel? I'd be feeling like employees some days. Well, days, there you go.
Starting point is 01:43:50 But someday I feel like an associate. There you go again. Hey, it's all in the belt. Hey, if you can see it and believe it, you were to cheat. I don't felt like a friend before. Yeah, I know. But look, it all started in your mind.
Starting point is 01:44:06 If you believe that shit, it's like, hey, you just got to speak yourself into it. Man, come on. That number five. How y'all go sick you around? Wing, noodles, and church of chicken not to spit that shit. Wow. What you're just farted?
Starting point is 01:44:19 What's the farted? The fuck that part is your mic good is gonna pick up on all six of them. That we say, hey man, somebody's talking about it. I've been trying to wait so we can land so I can slaughter. With the timestick. Yeah, that's what the farted. Somebody farted at 123.19. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:44:38 What's it, nugg. That shit been woo. That's wrong. Y'all still got more work to do. Y'all got to do ads and shit. Nah, fuck that. Oh, we're done. I'm just saying, I said, Ryan, get some friends.
Starting point is 01:44:50 Hey, I'm going to teleport back to my family. Why I just got some payment, don't? So you're telling your point with DJJ. Yeah, I'm going to go home. Fuck this shit. Where's Lucy? I'm gone. Too, too, too.
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