The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 🔥🔥🔥 85 South Show Oakland | Ep. 206

Episode Date: November 2, 2019

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I'd been out here for 30 motherfucking years. Ain't I did a motherfucker tell me about selling his ass, bitch. I love. Folks in that tent, they'd be embarrassed. They'd be rude, too. I had somebody out of tent telling me be quiet. Literally, unzipped that motherfucker. He was like, zh.

I'm beneath y'all to be quiet Nick I kicked that nigga tent you gonna shut the fuck up nigger out Maybe it was we just poured up it was an old homeless nigga conducting traffic like he really was supposed to be out there mother Hey I young blood make move to the left move to the left move to the right he had on the vests and everything but the viz saying warriors game on the back I ain't even go out by the ugly crack head they are left bro, this home of one of the greatest rap was ever, nigga, too short.

Great. Yeah. They got a lot of young niggas doing it too, though. He 40 from the bank, he 40 from Vallejo. That nigga said, what that nigga said? He said, I ain't got no dreads, but I plan on crawling stuff. Yep. Yep.

I said, these niggas stupid. Big cane butt boo there, nicked. Yeah. Damn, I ain't know you were doing it like that. like that my nigga you should have said something he's like yeah fuck you now asshole what do you think i got going on yeah i put dick in her every night and i peep by p s4 until i fall asleep asshole and oakland weed i love it oh yeah that's all it is they got the weed from the doctor's office y'all got the best weed in the country period you know the weed good when you go to the

to the dispensary and they asked you what's wrong with your first well what are you trying to do you want to fill your legs or you want them to be loose you want a body higher a head high how much shit do you have to do next week do you want to smoke it or do you want to eat it do you want weed or do you want dabs bro we really in this bitch they started the black panthers in Oakland Monday they did start the black man there's in open I appreciate y'all for standing the fuck up that's because Oakland niggas is soldiers man real soldiers they're some real niggins real so real niggas them niggins will get

jumped and get up like they won like niggins you almost died what the fuck that bullying shit now is different they the kids now get bullied on the internet we got bullied in real life the kids could grow up well when we hell nah you was a bitch you was a bitch you was a bitch you was a bitch you was a bitch Until you had to show niggas you wasn't a bitch no more. I'm telling you. Well, I grew up, you walk outside. They'd be like, what's up, bitch?

Hell yeah. That's the evil, too. That shit fucked up. I used to get bullied all the time. For real. I ain't really have no friends growing up, bro. He used to tease me every time I went outside. Why?

Like, I ain't had no friends in school because I always talk about me. Don't play with Carlos, he got a big dick. Ugh. Oh, big nigger with the moves, let's go. What you wanna do? Hey, hey, oh, oh, big nigger with the moves, let's go. Oh, big nigger with the moves. We're an old town showing what to do.

Hey, big nigger with the mood. Yeah, but I want you to sing a song like, look, I told you don't think that's a good idea. He gave me the microphone and said, let him use you. You know, I couldn't let the Lord down. I stood up in front of that congregation. I've had some good days. I've had some heels to climb.

Sometimes my clouds hang low. And I try hard. to fight it. No way can I deny it. Your love so sweet. It knocks me off my feet. Quassing, I guess so. Look at y'all. There ain't no damn gospel song. He got mad, snatched the microphone, say, you ain't got nothing better you can sing. I say, yes, I do. Say, let me tell you how good God been to me, he said, talk to him. I said, he's been so good to me. He said, let him use you. I said, oh, let me tell you how good God's been. Y'all put y'all hands together. I say, oh, let me tell you how good God's been.

Because he gave me a check at the first of the month. A handicapped tax, oh, I could park up front. I say, oh, let me tell you how good God. Hey, look, could I get everybody take their cell phones out real quick? Everybody take the cell phones out. And I want y'all to go on Instagram. And I want y'all to follow me, comedian Jesse McDonald. I'm real easy to follow because I can't walk fast. But y'all follow me, comedian Jesse McDonald.

I was happy that they called me. They say, man, we're doing a show in Oakland. And they said they're going to give me a chance. I said, because I wanted to come do the show. They said, we're going to give you a chance, but you got to get there early. So I got here yesterday. And I'm hanging out downtown, and I got my little red and white on. This girl come up to me and asked me with a straight face.

She said, is you a caper? I said, hell, no, no caper. I said, why do you say that? She said, because I said, if I ever meet a caper that can make me laugh, I'm going to take him home and do some strange to him. I said, wait a minute, hold up. And later grabbed me by my own today. Baby, what are you doing?

I say, baby, I'm a handicapper. I shake the shit out these shoulders. Hey, y'all, I'm comedian Jesse McDonnell. That's my time. Thank y'all. Y'all, give it up one more time for Jesse McDonough. All right, Oakland, we got something special for y'all right now. This town business right here, y'all.

Y'all seen the next comedian. You seen him on MTV? One of your very own, he's straight out of Oakland. Y'all give it up. Who you think it is? Y'all give it up. Start clapping right now. Who is Bill!

Tip-tock with it, tip-talk with it, tip-toe, you got a woman with it top. Tip-toe, get that shit out. Tip-haught with him. Tip-talk with it. Tip-talk. You got a wizard with a woman with it. Tip-told with. Get that shit out.

Let me think. What? Why they're looking at me. What's that in Oakland? There's some ignorant-ass niggins in the crowd. Why? It's real Oakland and this motherfucker. It's so, oh, I knew it was going to be like this.

I didn't even drive to this motherfucker. I just took board. I'm like, these niggas gonna be breaking in so many cars in the parking lot. I'm the, it's bipping and pimping around this motherfucker. Oh, mama, y'all looking good as hell up in this motherfucker. Go ahead, sit your ghetto ass down. We family and this motherfucker.

It's some niggins. I know nobody ain't got a job in here. It's some boyfriends that came with their girlfriends. Look at all the females that bought the tickets. No, nigger, I did this because I wanted to do it. You can talk about, damn, this nigga Lou, bro. Oh, mamas, this hell of shit going on. Oakland.

I'm glad to see all these black people in Oakland, though, because Oakland changing. Y'all, y'all see the change, right? All you niggas don't even live in Oakland no more. Y'all live about 40 minutes out. out. He can be on the freeway fin to pass out every night. It's all white people in Oakland now.

I knew Oakland was changing. I was in West Oakland one day. About four days ago, I seen a white boy skating past Acorn Project. This nigga, just... I'm driving, dude. This nigga, no. to get shot this fucked up out here it just I ain't go lie we got to change our culture though some shit going on I've been traveling and shit I'm knowing that you know

we if you're a nigger you can't even compliment other men in Oakland you can't compliment other niggins in the bank I know everybody in this building witness you compliment a nigger and the nigger say this man get off that nigga dick bro you can't compliment you can't say shit to a nigga I like your hat

you'll pint of hey bro get off this nigga dick brother like damn man I can't compliment a nigga hat in this motherfucker you got a headband on hold on hold on where the camera's at

this nigga this nigga look like cheeky cousin this nigga That nigger, that nigger, that nigger fin a bit of a car and go play basketball after this, this thing. God damn, a real headband with a sweater. That nigger know he's gonna get hot, so he's saving the sweat, nigger. It's a sweat band, nigger, like, no, that don't work.

Oh, Babbas. Any sexy ladies in the house, sexy ladies make some noise. Oh, y'all sound single. You know, a female singer, they get real loud, woo! I love me, aggressive women. All the aggressive women, I like, I don't like that shy shit. Like, people the hell of shy. Let's say something.

I like women to take control. I think all men do, though, when it comes to the bed. No, I think men like to be in control of what the plans is. Men be like, hey, baby, let's eat here. Let me take you here, you know what I'm saying? But when it's time to, you know, start having sex and shit, niggas like the woman to be in control. That's the only time niggas follow directions.

You know, that's the only time niggins follow the direction. A girl be like, sit on the bed. You know, all right, I'll sit on that motherfucker. I'm bucking and shit. All right, I'll buckle my shit, damn. I can be acting like, nigga act like some pussy, pussy. I ain't shit when I'm getting head, I turn it to, bitch. Hey, don't touch my head, bitch.

I would never touch you, I don't. Do your thing, bitch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, mamma's, nigga. Sit your, oh, she's hella tall. She walked through this motherfucker like this. Look at him. I'm like, shit, I know Oakland got a new bat football team,

Marshaun Bob, but they... This thing got a WNBA team coming to Oakland? Y'all look like the Oakland Housewives in this motherfucker. There's hell of hood niggins in here. God damn. There's some niggins so grimy. They don't even want to smile. That's the only thing I hate about hoodniggas.

Hood niggas just want to be mad for nothing. Niggas just want to walk around looking at niggum. That's how you know a nigger. rob people niggas got a walk every nigger that rob people walk like that niggins and this a real sign you know you're gonna get robbed to oakland but niggins say hey check it out come over here brun you might not want to check that out niggins yeah damn mama you got some big ass tithies girl I thought you was with somebody.

Them just your tities. She's probably all on Instagram with my friends. Only white girls do that shit. Suck some tits? Bitch don't grab my head. No, I ain't gonna be, I'm gonna leave out this motherfucker. I just pull it up to come fuck with my niggins, though. Sonnymo!

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Get those phones out, take your phones out. The next member of the 85 South show, he crazy is hell. We call them loose legs. You seen them on MTV, wild and out? You seen them in the movie I got the hook up to and you see them in the movie, how high where my weed smoke is at? He's all the way from the west side of Atlanta. We got DC Young Fly in the house.

I'm gonna need y'all to turn that energy up so we can get this show started. If you ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. Say hell yeah. Fuck that. I'm gonna need everybody in here. Say hell yeah. The next member of the 85 South show, he needs no introduction. But we're gonna give him one anyway.

Where are my ladies at? He is the creator of the movement. Black men don't cheat. You've seen him on MTV Wiling Out. He's the other half of the old school food brass battle. Ladies, your baby daddy, Carlos Millers, in the building. Oakland, I'm going to need y'all to turn up one time. This is the 85 South Show.

Bay Area what's up? Oakland! Where y'all at? Hey! Yeah! Oh! I got a couple of mic up. O-top! What's heading? Chico, B, win, Oakland.

Oakland. Oakland. Oakland. Oakland. Oakland. Oakland. We in Oakland. Oakland.

Bay Area, town business, town business, Bay Area, Tell business, we in Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, we're in Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, we're in Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, Ohio, we're in Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, we in Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, we in Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, Oakland, we in Oakland, Hey, good. We're in no friends. He do you would kill you. Yeah. We are in the place. One more time.

Where are we at? These niggas will kill you. Yeah. These niggas are kill you. Town fitness. These niggins will kill you. Town business. They are in the cladness.

Hey, we are in the place. And what did they do in Oakland? These niggins are killed you. Town business. These niggins are killed you. Town business. The niggins are killed you. Bid niggas are killed you.

We are in all green. What they do? What they do? Bid niggas I kill you. Town business. Bid niggins I kill you. Town business. They're going to kill you.

Oh, that's up! Have a seat. Have a seat. Sit down. Have a seat. Say that we in the town We in the town Diggas

Yeah Oh mommas Oh mammas Oh mama Oh mama Oh mom Gas break Dill

Yeah Break dip Oh Oh Tokyo shit Oh Oh Chico

Go stupid Go stupid Go stupid Go stupid Go damn it Go damn it Go damn it Rest and piece of Mac dream

You did Every motherfucker fucking day You did I said I said S-T-U-P-I-D Let's get stupid one time one time yeah yeah fuck that weird Oakland niggins what's up and we got tinnies in the

building if there ever was a building ooh I'm talking about some big holes this bitch outfit made out of eyelashes that's so big one of them from San Francisco Roots is full of tin. It's just a magnificent boot. Y'all had a big titty contest before we came up here. Are these the winners the winners right here? What the fuck? Big brances right now.

They got big presses, sack and branches. Another big premises. Look, they're going to smoke. Then it slapped shit out of her. Stop for you hurt your name. Oh, my God, man. You're going to kill us. You're going to knock yourself out.

You're going to knock yourself out. Look out. You, you, you, you, you. You. What's up with my nigger in the front? out with my nigger in the front you got the cornell west and fro nigger what's out with you intelligent brother change outfits this thing in here nigga look like a grubhub driver that's what it is

niggins look like he played fortnight all night no that's my nigga he worked at the library he do that he working at home depot and they're working at the library public library and he's getting money over there too believe it or not he know how to work to do a decimal system bc let's we got a drug why the fuck are you dressed like you been shopping at durrance What the fuck? This nigga looked like he went to Durant Square and got flattered the motherfucker. God damn Durant Square outfit right there. See what I'm gonna.

My girl and my girl had an 80's party, so, you know, and I was almost late. Word. Boy, you look like you're about to dance back up in a Messia video. Boom, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Well, I can hide some piles in these pants. Hey, y'all, just how I am.

I didn't even notice that shit. So what the fuck you saying, nigga? I didn't even look at it. I was like, yeah, that's it. Let's go. Because I'm ugly than a motherfucker right now. No, hell no. Who?

That's one thing you'll learn about Oakland, nigger. If you do anything in this bitch, niggins gonna be proud of you, bro. I feel like a ratchet, bitch. No matter what you accomplish, there's always an Oakland figure that has show up and make that shit sound way better than that.

How do that? Nick, you could graduate from DUI school. Then your Oakland niggas show up. My nigga got hella education, though. My nigga got hella degrees. Turned up. My nigga hella smart. You know what I'm saying?

Pass all this test with the one-woom, all that. Oh, mama's. Oh, mama. I feel like a bad bitch. Oh, my goodness. What's your weave itching? What, nigger? This shit is hot.

Boy, you look like an old pimp. Eli, you got some holes on the square. Uh-oh. This is, this is Oakland, man. Like, this is one of the most unique, amazing cities in the motherfucking world right here, man. I love Oakland so much, because y'all got so much culture and y'all stick to y'all shit, nigger.

Oakland, niggas fuck with Oakland. Bay area, period. Just Bay area niggas. area niggas fuck with bay area and shit period sit your ad out tell auntie we already got the same wig on come on yeah yep boy you look like auntie husband y'all ain't gonna be working my uncle wife like that you gonna be working my woman auntie you okay auntie got you i'm up here with my woman yeah i got you I'm gonna work with you sit down where you want to sit at baby she like shit just get an open seat go

She ain't no seat, she's like, uh-huh, just ch'allel. They got the same wig on. That's how they barely look. Come on, Auntie. Let's do it. They got the same wig on. They ain't never gonna break up. Ah! He bought his wig, she bought her wig, and they put them bitches on.

He bought his wig, and she bought her wig, and they put them bitches on. She bought a wig and he bought a wig and they put them bitches on And she bought a wig and he bought a wig and they put them bitches on It's all good Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Do the uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Oh! You didn't lost your wig

And you didn't lost your wig And you didn't lost your wig Don't worry about it. Go switch it with your wife That's how the ratchet bitches be when they get junk. I don't care. Boy, who we're here from East Oakland. Oh, for real, East Oakland?

East Oakland and this motherfucker. There's too short over there, then. You got to be careful in East Oakland. It goes down over that motherfucker. I went to East 104. Y'all got more holes on that strode than anything. where they y'all still pimping in the bay god damn you see you see old bitches walking the stroll on east 104 name what the hell this building made out of a penis he won't

fold my bad i was just trying to get the fuck away from there i didn't say it right yeah that street was fuck day is that the street we saw that bitch living in a tent yeah she had a fan ass though still selling pussy i didn't been out here but 30 motherfucking years ain't i did a motherfucker tell me about selling his ass bitch Folks in their tent, they'd be embarrassing. They'd be rude, too. I had somebody out of tent, tent, ten me, be quiet. Literally, unzip that motherfucker.

He was like, s, ch, ch, ch, s, s. I'm going to be quiet. Nick, I kicked that nigger tent. You're going to shut the fuck up, nigga, fuck, right? When we just poured up, it was an old homeless nigga conducting traffic, like he really was supposed to be out there, motherfucker. Hey, I, young blood, may move to the left, move to the left.

Move to the right. He had on the vests and everything, but the vests said Warriors game on the back. I ain't ain't gonna lie, but he uncle the crack head. They are lit. I had an uncle crack head come on to me. He's like, but you, boy, you, you, you, you win it. Boy, I see you all the time. I'm like, nigga, where, nigga?

Crack hair's got TV. I saw, I saw a crackhead turn a cigarette down. Hell no, I don't smoke no cigarette. That shit will kill you. No, sir. Hey, I had, I gave a crack-hawn some money one time. I was like, hey, nigga, you better not get out with that. He's talking about, nigga, you ain't gonna tell me what to do with my money.

Crack-hares creative. Nigger got me one time. I was a, nigger. It blew my mind. I come out to gas station. Hey, young blood, hey. Hey, man, you heard what happened? I'm like, no, OG, what happened?

God damn, you mean tell me you ain't heard what happened? I'm like, nah, what happened, OG? You just gave me a dollar. I'm like, damn. You deserve that dollar, OG. You slick with it. You're crank-haired. He crack heads up here.

They'll run up on you, smooth in hell with that L.A. walk. Oh, no, not up here. What the fuck you're walking up on? This debate, these niggas, is different up here. Hey, man, they're running out of shit to say. One nigga just came up to me, bro, you don't want to be bothered. Get me that dollar Lee alone. That worked.

Hell, no. I fuck with opening, bro. This home of one of the greatest rappers ever, a nigga, too short. Crazy. Yeah. They got a lot of young niggas doing it too, though. He's 40 from the bay. He fought it from Vallejo.

That niggas said, what that nigga said? He said, he said, I ain't got no dreads, but I plan on growing some. Yep. Yep. I said, this nigga's stupid. I love Oakland. The whole Bay area, Oakland got some young niggas that's doing the big, too. I like all black.

He's dope. Offset Jim. My favorite young nigga out of Oakland is motherfucker. out of this motherfucking cookie money nigger i just like the way that niggas say his name he just always sound like he just woke up is cookie money niger like he's gonna get all the money ain't got dressed but i plan on growing stuff cops ain't the only ones got to watch got to niggas too you know who my nigga is who kick the sneak oh yeah you know why i love kick the sneak because that nigg

don't even start rapping immediately he just tell you what he's doing I'm in the kitchen making sandwiches grandma eating malice I got your grandma going hivey hivey he said she like me like me he said I got your grandma going happy happy your auntie said she like me like me then the niggins started telling you what he was drinking I'm off that 18 100 before he even started rapping that they gave you so much information Ain't got drill. Boy, I tell you, you come to Oakland, niggas stand on top of the car. Like, nigger, you must got some good ass insurance on that Honda, sir.

He said, ain't got dreads, put a plan on growing up. That, nigger. He did grow something. He ain't let him last that long, but he grew some. I don't know what. Boom, but the fuck the niggas up at this part right here Shout to mr. Fab to where he at mr. Fav mr. FAM real nigga you did this Oakland man this is this is one of the places we've been waiting to come to man

like yawes sure is what made me want to come to Oakland Nick too sure makes you want to fuck all i remember he called it all begin i used to sing dirty raps to my east side friends shit like that oh yeah the best song though the most of I met this girl her name was and yeah my boy that nigger boy he went crazy on girl her name was and I always get the pussy because I know I can find this bitch in town she ain't got no man if the bitch's call my phone I'm a fuck her again and then I got one two and it would it do she suck my dick and then my finger smelled like we glue I don't know what to do because I'm off the dome yeah we in old town and you did nuts

the tone I had a big girl with some big tities yeah she liked the flirt uh-huh She'll suck my dick in my car If I drop her off at work I say you drop her off at work Yeah, you know it don't stop. Look, yeah, and you know we gonna rock When you're walking to the motherfucking mall My nigga right there managed the game stop

Oh, guess what? I ain't got dressed but I plan on growing son I ain't got dressed but I plan on growing song I ain't got dressed but I plan on growing son I ain't got dressed, but I plan on growing some. Oh, what the fuck, bro, that nigga is crazy. I ain't got plenty, man. Bro, what the fuck, pro with you?

Take that wig off. I feel like he 40. Ugh. I ain't got dressed, but I plan on growing some. You're all so stupid. It's the weed. Oh, they ain't got dressed, but I plan on growing up. Gross.

No, he don't. You ain't growing shit. It's over with us, O.G. It's over with, yeah. It's over with, yeah. It's done. O.G. to let it go. Oh, my goodness.

Shout out to all the ladies in the building tonight. Yeah. Be it can't butt, boo there, nicked. Yeah. Damn, I ain't know you were doing it like that, my nigga. You should have said something. He's like, yeah, fuck you now, asshole. What do you think?

I got going on. Yeah, I put Dick in her every night and I peep by PS4 until I fall asleep, asshole. He ain't got head, but he's playing on asking for something. Much love all the ladies that gave some head this week. Making this world a better, safer place. Fellas, make some noise if you're out here with you girl. Number two, number two, number two. Number two. Something is still, yeah, yeah, that bitch no one, don't.

Make some noise if you saw your sad bitch in the lobby with another nigger. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. But you couldn't say nothing because the other nigger bought the tickets, so you like, fuck it. Say he. Look at that, nigger right here. Hell yeah. Yeah.

What's up, nigga? Guess what? I ain't got dressed, but I black, they're gross. Oh. Oh, that niggas just got busy. He did the one of got them drinks. That nigga did the Oakland Shuffle then. Appreciate you, big dog.

Oh, boy, what you want to do? Yeah, boy, you ain't ready for this, but. Oh, oh, you don't want to see it. Oh, big nigga with the moves, let's go. What you want to do? Hey, hey, oh, oh, big nigga with the moves, let's go. Oh, big nigger with the moves. We're an Oktown show him what they do.

Big nigger with the moves We at a hotel show us what they do Go crazy, go dumb Yeah, give everybody some Um, yeah, go crazy, go dumb Give everybody some Big niggins go radio Go radio, go radio, go radio

Go radio, go radio Go radio Big niger got the booze Nice tired, he tired He's sleepy, he tied He just ate a whole bag of snacks Nika almost throughout his back, but he ain't here. Hey, Jiko.

And then you see that nigga? You were like, go crazy. He was like, shit, watch this. That nigga did a dip. That nigga said, dip. How the hell that nigga do that? He was stunting on your name. That nigga's a skater.

That nigga must go skating on Wednesdays. Oh shit, look at the security. We got no neck. We got Dr. J in this bitch. Don't know how'd ahead. You gonna stop a fight with no neck. Damn, he damn show came down here like, I'm the juggernaut, bitch.

And they got a neck like a sea turtle. Ah! Look how he's going up. He ain't got one more time. Talk about me. Young woodhog looking in. Anybody can get it. How everybody up top doing y'all good up top Oakland?

They got child in the shade shit. Can y'all see? Yeah, they... They can see, barely. They're on there with their phone trying to find their seat. I can't see nothing. Niggins, I tell you, being in Oakland today, boy, it is Wendy Williams out that motherfucker. What is up with the win in Oakland today?

This shit made, this shit blow you in the getting hyphen. God damn. When y'all gonna fix the potholes? Never. Hit the goddamn pothole today. My whole ass came out to see. Even Siri on my phone was like what the fuck was that? Ha!

Ha! Who ain't here from San Francisco? Motein. What's up San Fran? Who ain't here from Pleasanton? Oh, look at the white lady like, hey ass, man. I came here to support you. Rachel Cardoma!

You know, you know, Stockton in this bitch. Who came out away from LA? Damn. Anybody here from Balejo? No out. San Jose in this bitch. We're Richmond in. On us. There we go.

Richmond niggas, niggas. What's up, Richmond? Well y'all, y'all, shit. Hell yeah. Masterpiece started his rap career in Richmond, California. A lot of people don't know. He started in Richmond. You know what I mean? No living records and all that shit started in Richmond.

That nigga was hustling out here first. He started out here? He started out here. Shout out to Spice 1, 2. God dang! What's up, lady? How you doing? I thought that was the building.

I'm like, these niggas need to cut his elevator music off. You gotta leave me alone. I'm on this new birth control. That shit got me feeling real frisies. feeling real frisky. This nigga said I'm on birth control. You on birth control, nigga? Yeah, it's new shit.

Niggas can't do that? Yeah. You ain't heard of it? It's called pull out of her. Pull out of her. I need one of those. Nah, that shit ain't gonna work for me. Only male birth control is broke, nigger. That's the only birth control you can have.

Ain't no bitch trying to get no pussy with no money. Shit. No, I'm sorry, sir. I apologize. You laying that pipe, that bitch coming through. I sleep on the float tonight, okay? tonight okay but how they got to lay down like you ain't got another pillow you

sleeping on the floor you got to lay down in sections all right I'm down now got to get up yep that's the fucked up part niggins up off the ground then the people I feel sorry for people who live with somebody else they're sleep in the living room because when they get up and go to work you got to act like you up too. Right. You're in there on the computer filling out applications. You're going right back to sleep soon as they leave the house.

And they might go lay in your bed. Well, that nigger ain't coming back for eight hours. You wake up sooner they walk by too. You just be right down. Like, yeah, I was just about to get up too. Yeah. Boy, it's fucked up when you fucked up. Not really.

You just can't be seen. Because when you're sleeping on something by the house, you just gotta stay out the way. When you see them coming, when they walk down the hall, you gotta get on the wall. But something changed when motherfuckers live with you, when you let somebody live with, it's like all the little shit they do get to getting on your nerves. You'd be walking through the house, motherfucker, ha-choo! God damn, sneezing ass, nigger! The fuck, bro! Go to the doctor, nigger, you got all this time sitting around this bitch.

Get up and go get yourself checked out, sneezing and shit all in my house, nigger. You're going to have to leave, bro. When are you getting out of here, my nigg? That's because when people live with you? you they do little shit that irritate the fuck out of you like eat up all the goddamn ketchup all the time how to what grown motherfucker eat a whole bottle ketchup like this is petty shit you're just doing that shit because you don't want me to enjoy shit and get the crazy part about them motherfucking sleeping up your house there go in your kitchen get your last of whatever and come out and be like somebody we're going to eat it not now nigger bitch me put it

You know what to make you put a motherfucker out? What? A box of Snickers ice cream balls. For real? Man, there ain't but six of them bitches in now. You crack that goddamn box and there one in there? Hell no. Fuck that.

Fuck that. House meeting. Nah. That ain't going to do it for me. I'm going to tell you what's going to fuck me up. What's going to fuck you up? You touch my roaches. I've been at work all motherfucking day.

I know I got eight pools on this little motherfucker that I left from shit in this morning. And when I come back, nigga? Who been to the ass tray? They didn't even smoke them. They just dumped them out. Yeah, goofy shit. Mine more simple.

You see them in a track hand. You be like, man, these niggum play so much. You shake the spaghetti off your roaches. Maggeroni and shit. The kind of simple, nigga, eat my cereal, you got to go. I'm sorry. I don't care what kind of favorite cereal you got, but when you want cereal, you want that shit specifically.

Like, you'd be thinking about it all day, Nick, I'm going to have me a bowl of Captain Crunch when I get to the house. I got the milk ready, nigga, I got a half a gallon. It's going to be cold. Ooh, the crunch and crunch, crunch. You get that motherfucking nigga sitting in there and there's draws on the couch watching TV.

Milk's still on his chin, like, I hope it's something left. You go on there and ain't nothing but there dust in the box, You like, bitch-ass, nigga. You ain't leave me nothing but cocaine from Captain Crunch, Nick. We're not just go past that, like you said, crunchy, crunch, nudge, you couldn't get Captain Crunch? He's got excited.

No, niggins, Nicky, Nick. The Tad of your mouth up, but, nigga, it's worth it. They make you bleed. Captain Cruncher had the roof of your mouth looking like it was... You got that them fucking sit for a minute. Ugh, no, you can't let them sit too long. Then they turn in the oatmeal. That's not old people eat cereal.

My mama eat cereal. She'll fix a bowl of frostyflat and let them sit. Look, everybody here, ugh. So, my mama gone, since, fuck y'all. Fuck around with y'all. Look, everybody feel bad now, yeah, that's what you fucked up. You ain't got to feel bad. You can laugh like I did.

I love this crowd. Look at the crowd, bro. We got everybody in this bitch. Yeah. Open and it came to Bay Area. It came out to fuck with us tonight, man. 4, 5, 6, yeah, they're all talking away with the yance. Well, my he's trained, he said, hey, where you at, huh, huh, huh?

He's got the headband on, like he's gonna do something athletic. Can't do nothing, athletic with blue jeans, something. She had run from the police, yeah, you're talking about, she's talking about, period, bitch, you're a criminal. Ah, she snuck in here, check her seat. I like her though, she got hard. Oh, T, get your ass up. That's why you can't fuck with them women who say period.

They down to do shit like that. I don't know, bitch, she's saying period, she can't add. Yeah. Anytime bitch say period. I'm like six time eight, bitch. Period with a T on it, trying to get flued out. She still don't know, stupid. You only can get flued out on spirit just to let you know that is.

If you're trying to get them the only, that's the only airline to sell fluid out tickets and spirit. Yeah, you're going to have to do that. gonna have to pay for your seat belt ma'am much loves all the ladies who got that check engine light on that's a good pussy right there boy when that check engine light on she is coming to fuck she's got no time to play if she come out in that car she's coming to fuck and she'd know that goddamn check engine light been on for three years and she's pushing it but if she's gonna blow up to that toyota got 258 000

But it's mine, no, I don't got no note on it. Duh, bitch. Much love to all the pretty women with the fucked-up cars. Last four people ain't had no, no, that they must. That's an eight-owner car, bitch, fuck-ups. Especially the ones that make that loud and squealing noise when you start that bitch up. You are the eighth owner. They don't even know that shit costs $8 to fix, but she don't need a nigger for nothing.

I hope that got them. bill slip off why you making the left getting on the exit bitch whole axa bro these these you actually dressed like you sell fucked up cars like that all you need is is $500 i got you nigga come in a motherfucker hey like bruh my man hooked me up with this dude right he said he got the best deals this nigga all type of shit though this thing got he said he got monsorri nah he's fucking with it right well at least come with me bro so i can meet him you know what i'm saying he's right up and blah i'm telling you bro don't fuck with him Man, he good from East Oakland.

He's gonna get your goddamn car. He's gonna go. He's gonna go. He's gonna go. He's gonna go. Hey, hey, uh, hello, you, you, you. You. Oh, look, come.

Hello. Hello. Oh, look. What's that with you, bro? I told you about the Honda Corps earlier. She didn't win. Hey, man, let go. I'm telling you, though.

This is what you want. He got the, he got the, let me work my. Hey, so you said that it don't matter. I'm gonna do water, bro. Yeah, oh, no, you know, for people who buy a cost, I appreciate you. So I've seen on your little commercial that came on at 3 o'clock in the morning that, that it don't matter what the credit is, you ain't even doing no credit checks, $500 to give me the car, so I got, I got my $500.

I got the $500. Let me see, that's $5.00. Yep, that's $1.00. You want which car? You want the Toyota? I want the Honda Accord. You want the Honda? The 2019 Honda accord.

Okay, check this out. It's gonna be a Toyota, but we're gonna put a Honda cord on the back. That's, no, I don't want a Honda. Same shit, I'm telling you. Where if you're trying to go, it's gonna drive. Just like a Honda cord. You gotta think like you're in the Honda accord. Hey, man, you didn't get him no money, did you?

Yeah, I get, but hope, man, come on, bro. Look, I got a coffee, too. You got a shit for me. So, I, so this show me with a coy, bro. Come on back here. You smoke a little weed? Oh, yeah. Come on. It's the car right here.

What the fuck? Yeah, that's a beauty, ain't it? Show this. And I ain't got no doors on it. Right. It's a go-cart. It's a Honda Accord go-car. Boy, you ain't can't find this shit, everywhere.

Go on Crave-Lift. Nick, me ain't known it right now. Oh, I can't buy this car with no doors on it. Like, you got at least give me one door. What you mean? Have you seen the Flintstones, nigga? You don't pick this motherfucker up and kick the fucking running.

I told you don't fuck with him, brother, and that look at you. Man, look, all right, you got anything else, man? What you're looking for? Something with some fucking doors on it. I got you. What are you looking for? A Honda Court. A Honda Court.

Look, bro, just tell me something. I got a potter to get to. It's going down. I got to get to a party. This nigga want doors. He want doors. He want doors. You know, if you go, if you buy this and you take this car the AutoZone and you show them that you looking for doors,

them can fire you some doors. Well, you're going to have to give me some money back. Nicar. Oh, gee, like, don't laugh in my face, my nigga. Like, my nigga, you are bullshit, my nigga. You're not getting no money back, boy? What the fuck, you just took your money. You $500, nigger.

You are getting a go-cart. You just took, you just took your mustache. man what the fuck bro I'm from Oakland I'm running from the police I told you don't fuck with him bro bro bro we really in this bitch they started the Black Panthers in Oakland Monday they did start the Black Panthers in open I appreciate y'all for standing the fuck up that's because Oakland niggins is soldiers man real soldiers they're some real niggins real soldiers all here Some niggas would get jumped and get up like they won.

I'm like, niggas, you almost died, what the fuck? He got heart, buddy. I got heartened. Ah! I hope nobody in here is affected by the wildfires and shit. I know they don't use to make it to the hood anyway, so... Yeah, the wildfires don't make it to the hood.

They'd be like, oh, no, I'm straight. I ain't fucking with them, them niggas down there. They can handle fire. You can't handle for us, fire, no hood. We'll be out there making marshmallows and shit. Nicky be out there cooking, we ain't got to use our gas. Nigel, what, nigga, let's do it. Niggas out there, man, fuck a lighter.

Like the blunt on the fire, nigga. Y'all fucked up, man. That shit is a serious tragedy. And you niggas want to barbecue and light blunts on the natural disaster. I'm saying what will we do in that lap? But niggas, there's the thing, natural disasters don't really fuck with black people the same way, because we didn't have been coming up in a natural disaster from Berkeley. As soon as you born, you got to deal with so much shit.

Four hundred years, it is shit. You got to deal with a bunch of shit. As soon as you come out to warm, it's like, hey, man, your credit score is 400. Like, nigga, I'm 38 minutes. How the fuck do I have a credit score? I'm sorry, little man. You got to get it together. You got a Nintendo in your name, nigger from 86.

But this shit so goddamn hard. It's hard being black. But you gotta be good at living life to be black for a long time. Like, let you know that you're resilient. You gotta look on your shoulder everywhere you go. Like, you can't even turn your back all the way. Gotta walk sideways. Got to avoid so much shit.

You know what, every nigga in here, I don't get how tough you are. There's one thing in here that's got a shit out of you. What? What? A white baby. And that shit, whatever that was. Nick, if you walked outside and there was a white baby on your porch, you'll lose your fucking mind. So what you're saying? You'll close the door and that morocke.

Hey, you're like, I ain't falling for this shit. But you know, you can't leave that goddamn white baby outside. That white baby fuck around and freeze. You get us 100 years. That's why you got to keep a white person that you can call for help. Like, Billy, hey, hey, one of your people's in front of my house. What am I supposed to do? Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come over and pick your guy up.

Yeah, I don't want to touch him. I'd be so geeked up. I never know. He might not even be white. It might be a test. He might be albino. And this might be Jesus, nigga. Shit, nigga, I'm gonna see what the fuck going on.

I'm gonna bring the baby in the house. Yeah, yeah, the nigga can't talk. Then I'm gonna put his ass back out. Oh, you Jesus? Nope. All right, shit. I try. You don't know how he's coming, nigga, fuck you mean.

Well, you better not deny him. You hear me? What if he already here? Wait, please say something, nigga, save us, nigga. He's just walking around, peeping shit. He ain't going to do nothing yet. Who, Jesus? Yeah.

If he already here? He's going to walk around seeing shit. Like, yep, I'm going to have that shit in two years. Yeah, he's just making a list. Like Santa Claus, man. Yeah, you got to figure out what he fuck going on. That'd be that's a crazy thing about all the religion and heaven. It's like everybody want to go to heaven, but not today.

Ah, I think, but like, come on, let go right now. You'd be like, oh, wait a minute, hold up, bro. Wait a second. I ain't ready. I just picked up some overtime, nigga. I'm trying to get my shit together, bro. Chill. Right now, shit, we can't, you can't go Saturday.

But get what, though, they say you get to walk naked. It's like it's gold and you get to walk naked. You good. You got to worry about nothing. Who went to heaven and came back and said, Somebody sent me a voice mail. I heard it. You wouldn't believe what the fuck going on up here. You were like, get up here, but take your time, don't shit, me.

Like you say, Carlos, what if you get to heaven and don't know nobody? You don't know nobody. You don't know nobody. You get up there. Your grandma ain't even up there. All the people you love. She was, but she got caught sucking dick and they threw her out. Everybody in him.

This is the first time you find out all your people in him. Girlma, you went to all that church just to get to heaven and get called sucking dick in front of him. Suck and dig in front of Jesus Girlma got kicked out there with my grandma at with my oh yeah I got a bad news for you Yeah I'm a hollish yeah I'm a hollage Yeah my grandma yeah my grandma yeah well she passed about three years ago yeah But when she was up but she was good she was good do you remember deacon jose yeah he had

yeah he passed right before she did we were like oh what the fuck going on They still have unfitting big. Uh-huh. And you know a grandma would... Oh, wait a minute. Yes, sir. Jesus sent their head right on back. You got to go.

Give me to tell me my grandma in here, out of hell. Then you look over at Jesus. He hits you with a classic nigga line. It's above me now. I'd be mad at shit. Ain't nothing above you. You're the greatest. You're the greatest.

What if the shit goes the opposite way and you end up in his head? you end up in him and you get down there and it's lit all your friends is there all the holes look at niggas

you like bitch that ain't you it is you look at the white man hey don't kick my fucking speakers over what's up OG

well you're walking like a real while you're walking like a WWE wrestler it's what you want that shit has been bothering him

for 20 minutes back there nobody's gonna fucking tell him I'll fucking go out there don't fucking flip the speakers bro what do you fucking do yeah what's what happened when you touch it doesn't belong to you asshole fucking leave it alone man need you white folks shit alone I know who the fuck that guy is who keeps standing on

the fucking amplifier but he's a douchebag hey white man we'll beat your ado won't you come up here and fucking try it then pal fuck around here look out of these nigglin we'll jump you niggins shit don't do that it's probably white people hiding the walls in this motherfucker waiting for some shit to jump off. They did it! Come on out. Yeah, we got your asses now.

Man, they're gonna get their hair with too. You better go back in their wall. Oh yeah, we aren't opening. Niggas don't give a fuck about that shit. Hey, what? You need some real niggas. Niggas gonna be jumping down for that motherfucker. We got your cheek on hold up.

Nick, round a rope with them, they're gonna be sliding down the roof. Love when niggas come together at a tie like that. That shit be lit, boy, you scraped. Now how you know you're around some real niggas. They got nothing to do with it. They see another nigga around shit. Hey, hey, man. Yeah, I'm gonna like, hey, man,

I'm gonna be gonna try and be, all right here till you're good, get the coffee. That's the way that you did. Well, I love y'all, y'all, nigga, but I love y'all y'all, nigga. Some niggas, I love to be in some bullshit there. Now, you straight over here, I don't know who the fuck them nigga looking at.

This is my motherfucking neighborhood, man. If anybody gonna be on some fuck shit, I'm gonna be on it with him. I love being around the day, the thing's lit. Nigg, walk out with the pistol. You know, and they got the pistol.

no one nigga woke up no what type of gun he got boy that nigger balls it's buck yeah he got that motherfucker tucked in his drone yeah he got that bit too close to the other pilster i don't put my pilster right there yeah no don't drink a half a fuck around to shoot that bit whole dick hit the ground oh dick in both balls gone oh that is a horrible life to live Hey, my nigga got a raccoon on his back. What's up, nigga? Fuck you got going on. This nigga hosts children parties.

He got some boom a fool on his back. This nigga, here. This nigga got a whole raccoon on his back. You play too much, my nigga. You have to tell your knees, stay away from him. He's up to something. And the worst part, the backpack ain't even the biggest bullshit he own. What do you keep in it?

Crayons Fucking Game Boy, nigga put out some old shit You ever played a Game Boy before? Tetris Keep stuff that kids need like ketchup Wake your ass up You want ketchup little guy You look like big steel on juice

Ha That's how he'd get him He got that raccoon on his back Hey Have you ever touched the raccoon before A little freaky ass on somewhere, nigger. Walk around with a goddamn toy on your back. I don't figure he has a grown-ass man, right, ladies.

How would you feel of a nigger trying to holl at you? You know, you just see the backpack strapped. Yeah, you know what I mean? I'm going to holl at you, baby. Thanks for giving me your number. Rackoon. You'll be like, excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir, please. One second.

Give me your phone. That shit's going to be cool until you get put out by a black woman. Get your little motherfucking raccoon. and get the fuck up out of here. I don't even fuck with animals. I don't like raccoats or dog-ass knickers. Ladies, why y'all y'all do that? Why y'all get so aggressive?

Why y' y'all get so aggressive when you're putting a nigga out and breaking up with a nigga? Because they feel, they feel like somebody. They finally feel on top. Get so mud-ass out. You get to talk and all this shit you've been waiting to talk. That's why your mama breath stink,

bitch-ass, nigger. But like, wait a minute. What the fuck? Hold up. And you just said, my mama, breath stink. Yeah, I hate talking to that bitch. Her breast stick on the phone. I'd be like, hello. Hey, chico, never noticed on the day she catch you fucking up was the most important day of

her like, really? On a Tuesday, the same Tuesday, my little sister post a graduate way from male school. On the same Tuesday that my uncle died, on the same Tuesday that my third baby would have been seven. At least y'all had somebody to talk y'all. Just thinking said, my third baby, would have been seven. She's thinking about it. At least y'all had some bitty to talk to y'all. I got them aggressive bitches.

What you'd be fucking with? They hit you with this part of the hand. Ain't nobody playing with you fuck, nigger. You'd have been hit before, bro? You have to tell the bitch, look, I beat your brother ass. You better stop playing with me. Oh, every nigga ain't here to been hit before. If you'd have been in real love,

black woman's still a shit out of you. You ain't even know your girl hit that hard. She come up calm, so you just really just going to play what the fuck she thinks he crazy so you spit her ass this just daze me nigger my knees hurt I spill bitch tell the truth it takes you a second to realize that she punched you yeah and all of what the fuck did you just do I would never hit a woman but I slam on the bed oh yeah you got you got you got me bitch we're going for a ride oh bitch all right here we go here we go suplets

See, you be trying a nigga, you be trying to nigger, you be trying to nigger, man. But see, Dixie, you got, when you're fucking with a hood check, you got to hit her with a little quick grab. You don't got to hit them. Just the little quick grab. She's talking all that shit and you just hit her with the... Don't you have to drop me like that? Walk off real quick. And then you wait three minutes and she'd be like, babe, touch you his way.

Look at her, she liked that shit. She's like that shit. Physically, make a job. You ain't really got to touch a woman. I'm telling me, you just got to run up on. He ain't even got to say that. She's over there. Fort niggled.

You're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. You got to do it. What do you do like that? Stop. Playing with me, bitch.

I'm crazy. I'm crazy. Hey, some crazy later. That don't work. Right. Some women you run up on that your argument skills is too harsh Some business is wanting to be hit so they want to see how hard you love them You hit them whole soft enough you do not know me

Shout out to all the ladies and here they grew up with all them brothers You can't wait to fight a nigger. Oh, that's what you doing let's go then nigger like oh baby when your voice get that deep calm down Alright, you know your nigger crazy, call your brothers over here and get shot if you want to Bitch, I'll flip you and they're being over you know my chop on to the bed bitch stop playing with me Bro, these women strong as fuck every niggins here that been play wrestling with their girl and got caught in the hole they couldn't get out for real right She put you in a fucked-up position your neck bent and then you I baby you got okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay oh yeah Man, well, you got it, you got it, you got to, you got to, I can breathe, I can breathe. I can bring out of my, I break.

Ah, shus, I got, huh, huh. Your ass was going with the rock. She didn't got that, nigga, for real, for real. Hell, yeah. You don't got beat up before? No, nigga, I didn't got pent down with the knee. I remember just put a knee in my neck, Nick. I couldn't do nothing.

How did you get in that submission? Long story. You know how after you finish fuck? Well, after you finish fucking, you're feeling in love and shit. laying down in between her legs and shit we watch in Martin this motherfucker just said got your ass and wrapped her legs around my neck

nigga I'm like and I'm trying to get her off me I lift up and this bitch fell down on my neck I'm in that big like okay you got it you got it you got it got it got you got it wait you wait you wait a way

you got it you got it you got it you got it huh ha ha ha ha I see how much yeah yeah women be thinking that shit

It's funny too. I got you, baby, bitch. That fuck up, Tika. For women, abusive is fucking, no, nobody to talk about this shit. You see how we laughing at this shit. This ain't even funny. This is domestic violence. It is. You see, it's funny when it's us. That is fucked up. With double standard, my dig. Don't choke me. I'm a choked. I'm a chocker.

Don't slap me. You gotta text us, baby, we can't hear you. What shit, travel, it was like DC. A little chick, chico. Hey, Chico, I'm still laughing at how she made you submit. Oh, nigger. What, nothing I could do. I'm laying between you know I fell as you laying between your girl lives.

Uh-huh. And let me say, you're a bitch. What did you say? Then you a bitch cuz she got you That fuck that, nigga, okay He just ain't never been with a lady They loved him before That fuck no

Okay I take that hell I didn't wait to say this shit You a bitch You were saving that one Glad you got y'all He was gonna say that anyway He'd been feeling this shit

I'm gonna hate to say that Cause boy you fire and fuck What? Hell yeah. I think it hit the phone. What? That's stupid even speaking English. Oh, no, you bet.

That's fucked up. Stop making fun to him. You gotta talk that talk with that near. No, DC. If you treat them normal, he'll act normal. That's how you call crazy, nigger. Yeah. He's like, uh-uh.

He's like, uh-uh, uh-uh. That d'i realize somebody else in here on this level. He's like, ugh, ugh. Bleeding, that nigga is crazy as fuck, bro. Ah! I'm telling you, bro. I'm the one time, nigga. I was on a stove.

Nicky came in. And he would be fucking around and start robbing the stove, nigga. Why you was in there? Why I was in there, nigga. He was like, get up. Get up. I was scared for no fuck I did what you do I was in there with him y'am nigga get up get up get up had to get up out that door but I'm like a crazy one that muck

I think I had to finesse the robbery I feel you out of here me got me up that is some fucked up shit yeah that pistol changed the whole dynamic of the situation especially when it ain't yours yep you be talking all that shit nigger Fuck you, I beat you, whoa, bro, calm down, my nigger. Chill. Some niggins don't fight, they just want to shoot. There you go. What?

Hey, ha. Hip, hip, ha. But when you learn how to speak this shit. Hey, you heard what your man said? I ain't know that niggily. I ain't know that niggas spoke another language. And Oakland weed. I love it. That's all it is. They got the weed from the doctor's office.

Y'all got the best weed in the country, period. You know the weed good when you go to the... to the dispensary and they ask you what's wrong with your first well what are you trying to do you want to fill your legs or you want them to be loose you want a body higher or head high how much shit do you have to do next week do you want to smoke it or do you want to eat it do you want weed or do you want dabs and a white folk they do not be buying bud only niggas be in that buying bud the white folks be buying that other shit all white lady in that bitch

other day she was getting some weed eye cream to go under her ass. Damn. That is really need to go to sleep. She doesn't boss a cannabis cream. You laughing, but they sell that shit in the mall. Shit, the weed on the streets are open and still good to the motherfucker. You catch a nigga to say some weed on the streets. That should be just as good.

The first time I came to open a nigga said you some weed make you stupid high, make you do dumb shit. You know you too high when you get the oil change on the rental car. You like, you know what? That wasn't, name. responsibility I did this dumb-ass shit they didn't took my $60 with this budget stick on the key they knew that with my fucking car oh good niggas be too excited to sell you weed nigger called me and like niggum about to bring you a pound i was like i don't need all that

i'm leaving tomorrow don't bring me no fucking pound nah this just to show love i'm like nigga if you love me don't get me that nigg i had some oakly weed so scorn other day nigg i were riding Nick, I had to cut the radio down just to hear my heart beat, Nick. I had to look to see you when that motherfucker moving. Okay, oh good, okay. That's what your hot beats sound like when you too hot. When you're skinny, you can see your shit, though.

What? Yeah, when you're skinny, you can see that shit, they're gonna black. Nika, your shit beating like Peppie Lapew when he was trying to get some... Oh, everything I love. Every skinny motherfucker, you can see that heartbe. That's great. Man, I was so high the other day. I went through the drive through the place in my order.

Didn't even let the window down. That nigga would geek. I pull up the lady and act like she don't know what I'm talking about, huh, huh? What? What you order? You don't remember? I forgot. Ah!

Who ain't here getting high? Who was you smoked that good? everybody what I was the dumbest shit we ever made you do huh I don't even that didn't even forget what he ain't oh oh this this is how you know you have bro when you fall asleep at your house like this with all your clothes up ah ha geek daddy bad or somebody else I don't like that sleepy weed that shit is too much you be smoking that hybrid yeah that indica make you go to sleep nigger that's a team will make you be like

nigga be like I can get to the moon today then in again you got to get that right and to go that shit hey your body right you feel because I already be up you feel me like off life you did so I need some to call me to fuck now because I got ADD you know what I have a whole conversation with your ass and start talking about some whole other shit you did the gap point you're talking like you feel what I'm saying Well, I like them shoe. Got you, my nigga. I need some cookies.

I bought with cookies. I thought with that gelato shit, though. That's a lot of shit. I don't like that weed that had you so had. You can't even finish what the fuck you was saying. He'd be like, yeah, man, you remember you had a comment the other day and shit. I meant it.

What the fuck I was saying? I don't know. It makes you forget. Oh, fuck with this shit. Yeah, make you forget dumb shit. You ever been using your phone? and go out of an app and forget why you left that motherfucker. You'd be like, nigga, what was I supposed to be going to do?

Was I checking my bank account or going to World Star? Nigga, what the fuck? No, you ain't put in on this smoker. Neat time I panned that shit. Nigel don't know if you don't eat booty today or something, nigga. Put your booty lips all on my shit. Then I always be another nigga trying to hit your shit hard. Well, here, yeah, but I appreciate that.

Well yeah, bro, you had a hard day, bro. What ya? Nicky you're up there, nigga. What the fuck? I can't come up there. We don't have to sit that shit on the drone, nigga. We can't get that shit up.

Jump! You want to hit it, jump. That nigga, like, shit. Don't jump. Don't jump. That nigga, we're opening. That nigga, that's... No, don't say that.

He'll fuck around and jump and live. Don't say that to him. What's smoking on him? What's up, girl? He's smoking on that. Bye. What do you? Love you too, buddy.

Oh, there's some fine-ass ladies in here. I know there's a few ladies in here that got the click with the dick head on it. I don't want nothing to that. It's all in one j with a clean that outfit. It's all that one crankhead that everybody kept for. They got clean and clothed. What's up, Lord Leroy? Man, you know goddamn uncle, Earl, them you don't send them Oakland boys.

You don't know what I'm saying? The Oakland boy, I got there, gave me they fit right here, boy. You're fucking them up, boy, you get with that fuboo? That fubu right there? No, that's fresh. I don't know who is. It's new shit.

I ain't had no clothes in two years. Hey, Nick, dressed like Uncle Drew. Nick, I like it. We got in here tonight. We got in here tonight. What's up? Oh! Cold-haired nigga.

No, that nigga cool. He got the motherfucking Jesus chamber. He's the chamber, Jesus on the anchor. It's my old school player shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. They're coming out now. Boy, she got that goddamn

Kool-Aid blue hair? It's Kool-Aid blue? Nah, damn, bitch, you got that. You need help, boys. Your voice sound like some bad breaks. Ah! Where you from? Where you from?

you rich with the olipa blue hell I like that shit let me see it she got a whole bunch of it goes in her fridge what's up girl yeah yeah look at that I love they go off my confidence up so high any bitch that smoke newports like me if she smoked cigarettes I know she like me I don't need no cigarette smoke I uh-uh bitch don't suck my dick out to you smoke that cigarette your mouth dry drink some water yeah that's how you get testicular cancer can't let them ladies be trying to give me tuberculosis what you do it hell no you need a birthday huh she look at the all trying to set it up come on man fuck with my niece

go on nigger goddamn man freezing goddamn cool to the family come give her a hug Hogue lead to love me. You want a hug, too? I'm sorry, baby, I get your motherfuckin, what else you want? You won't get it. I'm saying, I'm sorry. Bro, you better not fuck the girl the blue hat, niggies. That's just, oh, that's a bad decision.

You'll be surprised. That bitch probably sell life insurance. Nigga, we up. We out, nigga. If her help blue, she said. A, this. She sells some shit, but it ain't life insurance. She a candle lady. She's a candy lady.

She the candy later. She the candy later. What? You want a birthday, huh? He didn't get me shit for my birthday. Oh, Chico, I don't know what that was right there. Yeah, yeah, that sounds like that. The best said, Chico, bang.

Yeah. Oh. What she said these things? She said, Chico. That's auntie right there. That's that old Oakland right there. That's Auntie Chico. I was like, uh-uh,

don't do not answer that. No, Auntie got that work up there. J-go, Bing. Come and get to some real loving, young, nigger. Suck your dick and make you some greens and scratch. Make a fish sandwich. That's the crazy part about it. She whispered that.

She go, babe. Well, you can stand that shit. He won't that, what? She won't that, huh? That's an all ratchet bids that started to dance in the club. Bitch, I can't wait, bitch. Ladies, y'all still dance when you go to the club? With niggas?

Nope, they dance on each other. Yeah, y'all dance on each other and shit. I'm like, bitch, I want to feel that ass too. Niggas try to sneak up and get a dance. Oh, no, I'm, no. Yeah, I would be her friend. Excuse me, mood. Excuse me, move.

Lead them women alone. They've been in the club. Bussing it all the way open until somebody say something. She could be bent over with a whole pussy hanging out. One titty is on the floor. Soon as a nigga walk up, excuse me, I'm celibate. I am married.

All that attention. I want some pussy. What's up, baby? You're a graded baby. What's all, baby? What's all, baby? Oh, Atlanta. A T L, G, G, A. A. A. A.

I'm a George Batti, baby. You did. Nickle. He was happy for y'all. That n'n'all, we ain't played that all day for. He was happy for y'all having a connection. I knew it. Do it for a little bit.

What's up? Ladies be loving us until it's time to fuck. Then they want to talk. You get them over to the crib. So, how did D.C. do his knees like that? knees like that like is he really like that you know I know I had crazy bit to have me one time what she was like you know what you so funny but I just want to ask this gonna sound so crazy like is she gonna really buy me like man my dick is out

why are you not stupid as shit they tell me it's like I would get you some pussy but I ain't like these holes I was like you the game everybody else's a pussy now is my turn getting me so I'm the breaking point at this point so if you give me some pussy then you're trying to change the life right giving me some buses just like wow like in the street okay treat me like you treat the rest of them niggas I ain't shit you're right so the nigga had target really like you but you fuck me you're a hoke you wow wow you wanted a TV that bad wow that's why I don't even I don't even deal with this street pussy that shit to kill you street pussy yeah that's what this ain't you get a big

Screens bitch got a 32 stupid I can't mess with that street pussy What's street pussy? It just Just ran the pussy off the streets That shit like fast food, it'll kill you Yep Those bitch to be walking all the time They just be at bus stops

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I swear to God I ain't line It's a sexual stimulant It make your meat get hard It's a sexual stimulant It make your meat get hard Ladies, make some noise If you know you got some good pussy It's way more women in here.

How do you know? What make you know you got good buzzer? Ain't nobody told you. Look at all the ladies giving their reason. First of all, let's just hear a few of the. Ma'am, you got all excited. How do you know that's some good boozee? Who told you that?

So out of all the shit that nigger told you, that's the shit you gonna believe. believe. Hey, some niggas lie too. Ask you, but if I wouldn't say anything before that, niggas be lying, but you believe that plus the good. That might just be

another one of our lives as niggas. You never know. Shake it. Shake it. Oh, oh, shake. Look at the little bit. That ain't going. Great. Lo. Whip, whip, whip, whip, whip. Wow. Boy.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your body shake like one of them things to be in front of the car dealership. Whoa. That's crazy because I was thinking more of a londra bag. It's wash day, it's wash day, it's

watch day, it's watch day, it's seen that ain't even good pussy behavior. Good pussy don't even act like that. What it act like, love? Let me find some. Let me find some. Like who?

would they lay across right bitch they got clothes on make a nigga think about what you look like you're a shoulder nigga everything bitch I see you're talking now I tell you a good way to know these days if a nigga leave you voicemails hey I just wanted to let you know I was

think about you I know you ain't set your voicemail up yet but I just wanted you to know that I was on he was on my mind and I just want you to give me a call back whenever you can be voicemail niggas don't even do their voicemails no more remember when they used to be a thing you was excited about.

Motherfucker call you. You got the music plan in the background. Every time I see your face, it makes me want to sing. And every time I think about your love. It's got me crazy. Yeah, hello. You have reached Chico.

I'm sorry, I can't get to the phone right now. But if you need me a map, I'll make sure I get back with you as soon as possible. See, I was petty. I act like I picked up the phone. Hello? Hello? Who did?

Oh, what's up? Yeah But your stupid ass ain't talk to nobody. Well, I'm gone. He didn't know if I picked up and out. I ain't even fuck with voicemail. Yeah. You had a beeper, then you?

Uh-uh. I had that shit. I just ain't fuck with it. I don't trust that shit. Why? Because I'm my ass on. I'll never even replanted that shit, so all my voice mills was angry. Well, I know you ain't gonna check this shit,

but whatever, this is me. Fuck you. I've been working on my people skills for a long time. Yeah, that's the back when having a cell phone was a task, nigga. You had to, you ever had that motherfucker call you, but like, look, caught me back at the nine. That shit was lit, what? Yeah, you don't remember buying minutes. Five hundred minutes, nigga had five hundred minutes for a whole month, Nick.

Then you might get that little text, you're like, you don't talk to 498 minutes. And you still got two weeks left, you're like, yeah, damn. And the fucked up part is now we got unlimited everything, don't. nobody talk on the goddamn phone. Nah, they ain't got unlimited everything. You ever have a motherfucker call you and they piss you all? What the fuck do they want, man?

shit. That's everybody. You ain't got unlimited everything. Anybody in hell but went over their data, nigger? Ooh, that'll make your cell phone bill. $2,000. You go in there to pay that bitch,

yeah, you went over your data 300 gigabytes here your bill is $25,000. That's a scam. I'm about to go get me a metro. That's a scam. We don't know nothing about no damn gigabytes and data, bitch. You said it was unlimited.

so if it ain't unlimited what the fuck be paying for but niggins don't ask them questions we still about a damn phone right wrong has changed I use racism to buy my phone you do what you mean I only buy the black iPhones because they work harder cool I can did that black phones bet what do you want what do you want they cusses I'm telling the voices sound the same she sound like a Waitress. Yeah. She said my name like my order was ready.

Carlos. That was your sexy shit, Carlos. Nope, that's that same bitch. She just switched sheets. Carlos. She gonna say my name next. She gonna get close. Dissie.

Ah. Hey. Bro, don't fuck with her. She didn't yell everybody name on stage. Right. She might look good. She just got an ugly-ass voice. boys shall always hold her throat before she talked plus I don't trust she got a

fanny peck on I don't know what's in it right all ladies got an ugly-ass boys when they first wake up you ever catch your girl out of sleep fellas scared of shit out you call her she just waking up hello hey baby what's up she cheated on you no no I just I'm sorry it was a nigga it's your boyfriend You want me to do loose leg. Yeah, there you go. I think it's screaming that's in her so loo-le-le-le-le-le-le. Them a loose leg.

Them a loose leg. I know. But if loose leg was really like a thing in the 80s, that's how loose-leg would have came out dressed. And we fucked every party up. Bending. Y'all, bullshit. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. I think what it came back the bullfug.

I think what it came in the house. Hold up. It's always a nigga that's all he got to start this shit Man what the real niggas at man no dances in this bitch Yeah we got one man can't nobody fuck with my cousin Calvin loose legs Johnson man Calvin loose leg johnson man the coldest nigga oh lord there he goes what's up what the head going on boy hey loose leg we in oakland i think you got to show them people what it is you do who shit that's that's no problem hey give me something give me some give me town

Come on me is about to get down Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Now do that jazz I do that dance I I bring it back Bring them back Bray new

Bring them back Get new I lose I lose I don't know what I think How long they're going to Shit You all right?

Ma'am, you were yelling my name out like, I owe you some child support. Chico bang! Your baby needs to shoes, nigger! Chico bang. Much a little to all the baby mommas in here. Yeah. I know it's more than 15 baby mamas in here. Naga.

It's how do cougas be signing when you fuck the shit out of him. Naga. Nika, damn, you sound like you hit your clump, nigga, that one would sound bad. Help me take a bag. They'd just be laying there, pussy fart. Yeah, well, fuck the cougar and babed her. No, no. You need to stay out the nursing home, nigger, god, damn.

You live wrong as hell, bro. And she wanted to get in some Epsons off, but I think the Epsonsault was scratching. She was scratching her skin. She wanted to get out the top early. Scratching my skin. I'm through fucking with them, Cooghs, man. They'd be wanting you go to bed and 5.30 and shit. Cougas fought without doing it.

They just fought. They booted, just let it go. Just don't need no, she pooted. I didn't do nothing yes you did it was you Marianne you fought it Gloria keep putting around his bubba this is actually a nice-ass theater is one of the nicest one we then been and they didn't read the walls and shit hold up bro we didn't give a shout out to Marshaun Lynch that's another oh Marshawn is the goat that niggas the bad niggas a G I'm just here so I won't get fine

you are something they are yeah town business nigger god damn i fucked with oakland we got to come back to this shit oregon is one of the dopest cities ever man oakland motherfuckers to show you live they fuck with you they fuck with you but if they don't they gonna let you know they's a real it's your manny ass out of here on mammas niggie every time i come out here man y'all motherfuckinity city motherfucking show that And I want to tell every last one of y'all, I love y'all, motherfuckers! Love Oakland, boy, they show love. So we got to come out here and goddamn turn up every time.

Right. You know what I'm saying? Oakland, one of them cities, man. We got a lot of cities in this country that got a lot of strong culture. Oakland got a lot of strong culture. And whenever you meet an Oakland, nigga, they let you know that. I'm from motherfuckling, Oakland, man. They can't wait to let your ass know.

I ain't got dressed, but I plan. I know, brooks up. I ain't, bro, I'm gonna listen to that nigga right now, bro. I want to have a conversation with E-40. DC, you're a motherfucker. Fuck. Why y'all do that with y'all hand? Like, yeah.

Oh. Food. Don't get me telling you motherfucker bringing that ass here. I'd be like this, nigga, fuck. Hey, what that nigga was, hey what that nigga thought about that goddamn ad live on the shielder, nigga, and they were just sitting there, like, you know, blah, yeah. I'm gonna say that's on the motherfucking track right there, yeah. You're an asshole, man.

What did you end up doing? Ain't got dressed, but I'm plenty of them. You got to grow them, bitch, is nothing. Oakland motherfuckers say the coldest shit on the record they say some shit on the record make you go damn you all man I'm a pimping Oakland nigga lay the game down shoot at a nigga feet dance like James Brown like nigga whoa god damn oh Jay Wynn they fuck with you Jay O Wynn they fuck with you Jay Owin yeah they fuck me Joe Wee Y like skin nigger hey I got this question What's the most dangerous club in Oakland history?

Bull Caribbean, the New Caribbean. See, do you hear that? That's the craziest shit you guys. Every city you go to, niggas are named 200 clubs. Everybody that got hit in one of them. Yeah, well, I'm going to night. That nigga said the one he's going to tonight. Damn.

Which one I'm going to tonight? That bitch dangerous. Where I'm going? Where I'm going? Complex. I'm going to complex tonight. Complex. All right, so Oakland, Oakland.

If you're in the club, right, let's say DC in the club tonight. He in the club, he's shit going down. What's the one thing that he can hear to let him know is about to go down in Oakland? What's the one thing a nigga going to say every time? Ain't got dressed, but I'm playing on groin' stuff. What do you say? Get your hand on my wallet. Get your phone.

I hear that shit in the club I'm holl in the ass it's bad it's bad you hear ugly niggins say it's bad it's over it's all I mean his mind is made up huh shit I ain't ain't going I ain't got dressed it's I don't need to be in the goddamn club I ain't doing no dancing I ain't drinking what the fuck I'm gonna do it now I'm gonna be in that motherfucker tongue niggins soon as I hit is ain't got dressed but I plan on growing so do you're wearing that to the club am i wearing this hand on they're gonna take it this shit off my balls are sweating hell yeah you look like you about to go do some tabo what all them deacons be looking when they got their favorite outfit in the closet yep i'm about

to fuck these motherfuckers up at the barbecue now you know what that's how your granddad show up to your school on career day Man's. Well, my dad ain't never had no regular clothes. He has suits. Number suits. Chirps shoes walking in their bed. Kha.

Kha. Kha. Kha. Kha. Kha. Kha. Somebody daddy got on tap shoes. That they had on a Kago hat.

Ooh, that these made me so mad. Kids be so wicked, man. so wicked, man. That's why that bullying shit now is different. They, the kids now get bullied on the internet. We got bullied in the real life. Now why the kids could grow up when we were. Hell nah. You was a bitch. You was a bitch.

You was a bitch. Until you had to show niggas you wasn't a bitch no more. I'm telling you. Well, I grew up, niggas. You walk outside. They'd be like, what's up, bitch? Hell yeah. That's evil, too. That shit fucked up.

I used to get bullied all the time. For real. I really have no friends growing up, dude. Yeah, what happened? It's teased me every time I went outside. Why?

Like, I ain't had no friends in school because he has always talk about me. Don't play with Carlos. He got a big dick. Ugh. What the fuck is wrong

with this nigga, man? Don't play with Carlos. He got him. It should have been pulling your dick out as a child Freak-ass little thing needed a fucking hug. I know This nigga don't need no damn hug. Hey man, fuck y'all. I know my life I used to get bullied too. No, true story. I never get kindergarten. They need to kick me. I like, fuck all these niggins, man. Did I tell I kick their ass back? You'll stop kicking me. I'm like that's all y'all y'all niggas want it.

That's all bully do. You have to hit their ass back. They don't be expecting that shit all they Shut up, shut up, nigga, all they take is one. I am sorry. Not all the bullies. Some of the bullies is real bullies. You hit their ass. They'd be like, ooh, I really get to fuck you up now.

Big Bruce, you can have my milk, nigga, chill. That's where you got to have some real pot. Sometimes it takes an ass whoopin to show you what you good at. Right. Right, right. I can do it. Yeah. One ass whoopin and let you know that you are better at math and fighting.

How many niggas ain't undefeated? Who undefeated? Who undefeated? I'm talking about it. You ain't never loved. You don't count if you won an old, nigger. I'm talking about at least five fight, at least, and I say at least seven fights in your life

and you ain't never lost. You ain't lost. Who undefeated? I know some business out here. You're undefeated? I believe the chicks before I believe the dudes. Yeah. Because every neighborhood got that one bitch, can't nobody beat up.

Grown women can't beat her up, her brother can't beat her up, her boyfriend can't beat her up, and these bitches can't beat up. She will win just so she can be a bitch up too. Lil Ronda. Well, we want to come up there for me to talk about fighting. You say, come on up here. I show you what the bitch from the neighborhood do. Come on that big, Carlos, I want to fight. I don't know.

I ain't going to. I'm scared of that signal right now. Oh, what's going on right that? I don't trust these voices. I don't know. She really thought yelling out in that grass band's voice was going to make me come up there. Come up here.

Uh-uh. Bet your pussy looks like a trap, though. That bitch don't drunk some sparkling water. Careful, she talked. That after everybody in here, they left their kids at home with their kids. Y'all got a gas stove. That shit is dangerous.

Niggas love to leave their kids at home with their kids. Kids trying to cook right now. How you working? I don't know. Giving them mean-ass directions. Alright, look, don't open the door for no motherfucking body. I call you at... What time am I gonna call you?

9.30. I'm gonna call you at 9.30. Your brother's gonna be well. Sleep, and you're gonna beware. In bed watching TV. All right, I see y'all when I get home. As soon as you leave, naga, it's on in this bitch. What do you want to do first?

Smokes some weed. The lady's gonna get home. No kids are gonna be fucking around the room. The deal, though, gonna be still on the bed evaporating. Damn. You don't know what day was in that dough with that ballpark. Trial was playing with your thing and now it won't turn off. They're gonna play with that vibrator like here.

I'm gonna get you. get you they run around the house chasing each other with it stop stop stop leave me I got it on your lip it was on your lip he had it on his lip he had the thing on that lip and he had the thing on his lip he had the thing on his lip Mary is run You is too much make some noise you got the deal door at the career In the safe deposit box what a real quick saying who got to deal though with the balls on it You a nasty bitch. That is nasty you bought the balls too

That pussy is trash She got she got to find all the excesses look I need a whole body shit. I need the balls to dig everything She bought the ball bought the ball she built the niggas she built the nigger right going there let me get the dick with the vein in it I won't want one with a vein and she going to get the thighs next month she had to put her nigga on lay away see that's how much me and love pussy we wouldn't even buy no substitute pussy hell nah I like organic pussy right vegan pussy pussy from the earth You and they hitting right there and it's you and they hitting the puffs you hitting the pussy made out of the same shit that my buddy dog was made out of nigger you and they hitting a stretch armstrong that shit don't make no sense That shit is nice shit got to make you feel depressed as hell to be at home with a fake pussy. This would life was come to

That's the lad that's best to step right before you stop talking to your family Your landlord is concerned about you he hasn't been outside in like a week That shit is nasty. That's like dipping your dick in some apple sauce. Like you is nasty. What, nigga? Dibbing your dickens some apples. They just come up with all type of shit. Let me see, ooh, apples. That's how you know D.C. been fucking with Cougas, young man. Put your dick in that apple sauce. That's all I can eat. I won't suck that apple sauce off that young, motherfuck. Let me tell you. That's all Cougas have and you got to peel them bitches. It's just, I'll poke with you.

You live in a rough life. Man, I'm going to gisting. I'm talking about her, nigger. I fuck with who loved me. Shit, some of that shit, you got to turn down. Nah, you ever had that cougo when her son was, like, literally, like, the same age. I'll be over there with the kids me on this. Shit, that's be the best part.

I'd be loving that shit. Boy, I better not walking the motherfucking house. If I ever walked in the house and my mama got a nigga sitting in there, that is my age. me and that nigga fight immediately, nigga, no. You was not about to be in here throwing no, fuck that, I need, you got to be at least 45

to fuck my mama. No, you're not. Not if you got a big-a-pilston. Yeah, all right. You don't fuck about none of that. You ain't about to be in my house, nigga, using all my old shit. Hey, man, you're some good shorts.

You don't wear these no more? Are you talking to a big husband? Literally like my age. He ain't ain't true. He ain't true. He's about weed from that shit. That's why he ain't true. You used to knock on him mama do.

Yo. Got some? I'm like, hey, yeah. I'm gonna get up in a minute, though. I'm gonna holler at you. That shit make you man. You did not son that nigga. Anybody?

Yes, I did. I'm gonna get up in a minute. You ain't doing shit. How many y'all changed the game when your parents got on Facebook? That fucked the whole experience up then when your mama got on there. Your mom on there leaving motivational quotes up under your pictures and shit.

I am so proud of my baby. baby, she comes from so little, but she has made so much out of nothing. Please continue to support my lovely, baby. That's under a pinch of her up been over at the club drinking a lamarita. Right. What's up? It's your man, Carlos Miller. Fellas, have you ever tried to manscape your landscape and scraped your manhood? Hey man, man, everybody's been there.

Everybody's tried to landscape their manscape. You may not be good at it. It's not your fault. You're using the wrong tools. You need to go to manscape. so you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family jewels that could be a slogan precision tools for your family jewels manscape your landscape yeah go take it all off manscape hey but don't scrape those

balls you need to manscape your landscape hey go trim it on up you need to manscape your landscape hey be careful for bruh. You want to go to manscape.com and get a discount. Use my code 85 South when you get there. Manscape your landscape. Yeah. Trim it all off. Manscape your landscape. Yeah. Shave up those balls. You got to take care of your area if you want it in your area. If you know what I mean. Now you know. And knowing it's half the battle. G.I. Joe said that and I live by it and I'm a grown-ass man. Manscape.com. Carlos Miller. Code 85 South. I see you when you get there. I won't, but somebody Will. My mama keep poking me. She keeps sharing all my videos into the church group chat.

We ain't there talking about pussy and ass. They in the whole lot. They're tripping. My dad changed his Facebook name to Carlo's daddy. Yeah, my little brother of Instagram name was Chico Bean, little brother. I was like, get it, nigga, that's right. Make the whole family one. The nigga profile pictures, a picture of me and the seventh grade. Blurred. Oh. That's hilarious. Yeah, that's fucked up out of all the pictures. You ain't like your de seventh grade ending? Nah, man, I wouldn't even through growing yet. I ain't just got my dick. I think you said you went through growing yet.

Nah, you know, there's a pivotal moment, bro. Ah, I think it's... The whole game changed at that point in time. I think I'm thinking. Ready to beat myself at that point. Damn, boy, look at this. Look at you, everybody paying attention. This shit beautiful.

Hell yeah. Okay, look, they ain't in like, I remember two shit. Niggas is ain't here like they had a goddamn bishop. Well, that ain't the right one. Yeah, I was the wrong one. What's the other one? Don't say that. Yeah, what's the other one?

Pastor Wilson. Nah, not Pastor Wilson. I still ain't seen that video. How y'all freaks know who passed to Wilson is? I still ain't seen that video because they be on Facebook. Man, the motherfuckers. Bro, if your pastor is on Facebook, he, pussy. Let me see it.

I still ain't seen it yet. No, your freak-a-gat. Oh, I got it. You gotta say to your phone. Hell yeah. She's gonna save the pastor with your freaking ass. Hey, would you be mad if you got on Facebook and saw your past eating pussy? Nope. Make some noise if you'll stop going to that church.

Here, real, nigger. I'm going every Sunday. Only four people? Shit, I got to go. She's got to go. He's a real, nigga. She got it, too. She got him to see.

She's about to show that nigga pass. That blue hair? Yeah. Yeah, I got to stop for her head catch O'5 when you back up. I told you don't fuck with it. Being in the motherfucker like Michael Jackson story. I can't believe you really over there trying to watch that video. Yeah, I want to see.

Praise God. You have been delivered. This is a real deliverance, right? It's not on your phone, you freak. She just got to go through all the other videos she got saved in herself. Oh, she got to do this. Pastor Wilson! Pastor!

What pastor is in that pussy? Pastor, look! Whoa! A.D.C. Pastor Wilson is from the front. But, but look, look. That nigga Pastor crazy. Yeah, he ain't that pussy in the name of the Lord.

That bitch ain't shit. the pastor man I think he told her to and you can tell he had been doing it for a long time because he did the real nigger move where you cock your head to the side and lay on her thigh yeah let us see that one eye open yeah look just me doing this to you you can pass wills me that motherfucker like yep I'm breaking up with my wife tonight niggins y'all got some homework tonight you gotta go home and he's supposed to like pastor wilson cocky head to the side lay on her thigh Pastor Wilson, Wood looking like a dead goddamn squid on that motherfucker.

But do you see how he had the fresh line up? He's playing that shit. That nigga wasn't even playing on fucking. He was like, no, just laid out. That's fucked up. That's fucked up, man. Because if I get up, Nick, I'm gonna be like here. And so I'm gonna finish the block down here.

You know, I'm gonna say, get up. You know, I'm gonna pass out. Don't pass out in this bitch. On this old ass copy, they got up here. They got that boomerang copy. Gotta get up slow when you old. You're old. You old folk got vertigo.

They'll pass out of this bar. You have to be around some old people. Even though it were vertigo. Yeah, what? Don't folks to get up, be like. Hold up my eyes as went to the back of my head I'm excited about getting old. I hope I'm blessed enough to become an old nigger I want to get old enough to buy them shoes with the two straps on them from the pharmacy

Yeah, you know them old dicking shoes there'd be two stretch oh yeah them granddad shoe granddaddy shoes What if young niggins start wearing them business? Man, that's what I when I get old that's what I'm gonna do about me a pair of Monarchs and walk around the mall before I open Just like old people you ever go to the mall before that motherfucker go but they be in there exercising like shit good morning young man you in there trying to get the joy and stay in there walking around excuse me and what's some old niggins shit you're gonna do I'm gonna be doing some old freak-ass shit oh gonna be old gonna be old gonna go fuck just be round on my dick out I don't give it that looking at the window it's out it's out fresh out fuck that what old nigga do shit that what my daddy used to do your daddy used to ride around

with his dick out no he just just sit on the couch and just be out. Don't go in that living room. Do not go in that living room. There's not going to that living room. There ain't nobody going to live room, nigga, we ain't that motherfucker walk around like it's amazed, man.

That nicked daddy, that's tripping, man. Nigger, that's some old niggas shit for real. You just sit in the living room with your... Dad, no, right? Your dad used to sit in the living room naked. What was he watching? And my dad was a pastor. You know how.

hard it is the same lives every day she at least he can do it go home and be heavy dick out damn I told you my daddy who six to one niggins so I think of me old niggum my whole life that is the phrase I don't know the young dad like well you said your dad was 61 when he had you. What's a meal that only you know from Ron that were old people? What's a meal? A meal that old people eat that you were all in the meal? My daddy couldn't cook. And that nigga tried to goddamn fry some goddamn sausage at one time. Fried a bitch so hard, you can watch dishes with them over.

I'm like, the nigga, they're here. We got some dish scrubs. Look, what is this? He's like, I tried, I tried. Any ladies in here that can cook their ass on? Don't Just because you take it out of the can't cook Do we have any ladies that can't cook?

None? Oh, some of y'all can't cook. Be real, some of y'all can't cook. You know, nigga, go over your house, but like, baby, I'm hungry, you go get the menu. We're gonna order from here. They got good wings here. They got good pizza here.

Nika, my mama, she'll cook, niggas. In the way she cooked, it was literally, you had to be thankful. Ain't no recipe, ain't no spices. no spices they ain't no none of that nigga be thankful you want salt nigger put it on it yourself no nigger she had cooked some gravy and her grave will be so salty my name and you tell her don't tell him mama your grave is salty you so disrespectful you so disrespectful now you in the third grade blood pressure hiding them off

You have recessed sweat now. I can't breathe. I was like, I don't want this gravy, please. I've been in the kitchen, no, that you so... I asked this girl, I'm like, can you cook? She was like, I can order some shit. I can order shit real good. I never fuck you order up. Let me tell you something.

My mama got so lazy, bro. It got to the point. I love my mama, bro. That's why I'm just so gay-ty with this shit. Niggins she'll cook sausages and put the loaf of red. She'll cook the whole 24 people. whole 24 pieces, the whole 24 padded, nigga, in the morning and put the bread,

nigga, you better eat 24 sandwiches. If you don't use, you get dressed back. Damn. Why she always chewing? Because she ain't have a teeth in yet, so it was early. Hey man, I'm not fucking talking to you no more, man. I used to be like, this can't be life, my nigga,

like, oh my God, right? You're going, yeah. Sausage patties with the bread. My mama was disrespect, but she'll cook just for her like Craig Mama all Friday. Make you mad the motherfucker. You come in there smelling all types of shit. There's some ravioli in there. You can make that for yourself, huh?

Like, Mama, you're fine chicken and steak and all types of shit. Yeah, I was hungry. I worked hard today. What you do? Niggo, I'm telling you. I don't understand. I know how I feel to grow up in the hood. I used to grocery shop at Family Dollar, nigga.

family dog they only got two hours of food I mean that motherfucker the whole time like man this is a bullshit right here but they got them a cinnamon swirls yep they only got the name brand shit in there you gonna go in there and get a box of Captain Crunch with a nigga on the front they're not even called Captain's crush this is a bullshit like sergeant's boat yeah sergeant's boat You ain't getting no goddamn frosted flakes. You're getting frosty flakes with a wild hand and a polar bay on the box. Yeah, I never understood.

They got how to go from a tiger to a polar bell. Not lucky charms, magic stars. He don't even say nothing on the bag that goddamn family dollar. It'd just be a nigga cold. I don't know who the fuck put the Syria in a bag. That is the most disrespectful shit. Now you've got to roll your cereal up like dog food. Right. My mama used to be disrespectful with that bag, sir. I remember one time I was like,

Ma, why can't you buy no real sir? She said, give me that container. She poured the shit in there. It's real now, nigger. You can't tell where it came from. Big-a-bad, look like you're carrying a dead body. We damn sure had a five-pound bag of Cocoa CocoCrisp. Cocoa Crisp. They was supposed to be Coco Pups, but they were just Coco crisp. Yeah. Be mad at you. shit you got company at your house. I ain't got nothing real over here. You're like, shut the fuck up and drink your Mountain Lightning, my name.

Mountain Light! Mount Lightning, Nick. Dr. Thunder. I used to go with people housing. I see they got like egg-go waffles. I'd be like, man, they reach. We had so much stowbrane shit. I thought Equate was the goddamn brand. We ain't never had no Q-tip, nigga. Just cotton swabs. Cotton swabs.

Bro, goddamn cotton swab ain't even the Q-tip, nigga, nigg. Uh-uh. You're crazy. I ain't never seen a goddamn baby you need some baby oil before. That's a good point. Right, because they don't do nothing got down. You put that shit in your eye, that shit don't do no fuck with your eyes. Especially you start sweet.

What the fuck? What the fuck? I don't know. I'm high. I feel you. You be watching your eyeballs. I'm like, yeah, that shit fuck with your eyes. This, I just thought that shit just, just popped in my mind, bro.

Why the fuck, I don't know. This thing is fucking crazy. I'm so high, bro. They need that baby oil. Like, yeah, that shit fuck with your eyes. They say, they said, get the auto tone. They want us to sing up there. What do you want me to say?

Before you say that. Before you say that, I want to say shout out to all the ladies that had to take their nipple rings out because they weren't healing right. This puss in there, oh my God, bitch, did you always do that? My nipple swathes. She had showed up with a band-aid on her titty. I was like, what happened?

She said her nipper rings and fell out in the shower. And I was wondering, like, what I'm supposed to do with one titty and a titty with a band-aid on it. Can't lick around that band-aid, bro. Wow. That's not healthy. You gotta lick around it.

I'm not licking around no band-aid, bro. You just can't walk with the dimple, but you can lick the ariola. But she had a little a viola and it was covered by the band-a so it was just... So she really had a chance. She really had no teeth. I kid it.

Oakland We in the building Oh man Oakland We in the building But can't nobody do that shit like you Can't nobody do this shit like me Bro?

Let's do some of the other voices You want to use some of the other ones Hell yeah I don't know the order of these bitches, hold on Ooh, yeah. Is that the one? Sound like church. Oh yeah.

Sound like ain't lady, I'm kind of. Don't let me. I want you guys. Go ahead. I think that's the one. Oh, yeah. Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hello. Jesus. What's up? What's up, I go to the niggas. Yes, it. This is it.

What's up, Carlos? What's so, chico? What's up, nigger? Nika, that's Jesus, nigger. You Jesus? Yeah, I'm like that. Okay, well. Jesus, I really need a blessing.

I know you say you'd like to teach your people lessons. I got you. But my bank account, it is in the ring. And I was wondering. if I can get some bread Get your ass up and look for a job You're like the application I'm gonna tell the biggest to hire you

I can't give you no money, I can't have that Oh, okay, time off Uh You say you can't give me no money I'm not gonna hate But what you do with the money I put in the collection plate

He said it's for you gotta ask the pastor, I don't know I mean, I feel like that's fucked up He said it's for you But he says it's for you But the hell I'm gonna spend the money on Angel wings, nigga, I don't know Y'all knees are stupid I can't take you out nowhere, not even the Oakland

Hey, what's that one? Y'all show some love for my saxophone player. He ain't never been to California before. It's his first time in Oakland. Pick that shit. That nigga be playing in funerals too, y'all. Ah! We had to go rest in peace to my niggum.

my nigger. You plan that. Rest in peace to my nigger. Rest in peace to my nigger. Rest in peace to my nigger.

I hate that you go. Hey, what's wrong with you? What is wrong with you? That's all you needed to make an R&B song back in the day. It's just some ad licks. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Do you, hey, hey, hey. Then you need a nigger to come in and talk over the instrumental. Hey, when I walked in on you sucking dick, I knew you loved that digger born in me. I just didn't care.

I hope this song finds you in good spirit. Without a dick in your face or something like that. I'm better now that you. left me. I'm bigger, stronger, and I'm faster. You ain't go out of you, me, motherfucker. Fuck you Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you. Oh my god.

We're talented than a motherfucker. We say, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. That's how you tell my teeth. I'm a colleague, I'm up, okay, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you. Is he really playing fuck you on the saxophone? Hold on that time. Hold on, hold, hold on.

Let me hear this. Let me hear fuck you on the saxophone. No, he can't do it in this move. Fucky, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. You, fuck you. You, fuck you. Fuck you. Everything about you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Shit. You fucking band, deep. Fuck you. Gr. Ha, ha. You can't do that. No, you can't roll. Ha, ha, I won. Yeah. This is the 85 shop show.

Okay. Town business. Hey. Lott y'all motherfuckers. Town business. Hold up. We sold this shit out. We sold this shit out.

We got to take a picture. We got to take a picture. We got to show the motherfucking world. Get on your feet. Get on your feet right now. Turn out. About to show them how this shit went down in the Oak Town. Yeah.

This shit was mama. We did this shit in Oakland, nigger. And that's old mama. Town business. Put your phones up. Showing like this bitch up. Light it off. Fuck you, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking.

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