The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 85 SOUTH | WILD N OUT W/ DC YOUNG FLY, KARLOUS MILLER, EMMANUEL HUDSON, & JUSTIN WHITEHEAD

Episode Date: September 25, 2026

THE 85 SOUTH SHOW IS A COMEDY PODCAST HOSTED BY KARLOUS MILLER, AND DC YOUNG FLY. ON THIS WEEKS EPISODE THEY SIT WITH EMMANUEL HUDSON & TALK ABOUT MISSISSIPPI TALENT, STREET LIFE, VIDEO GAMES, THE NEW VARNELL HILL SHOW, AND SOME OF THEIR FAVORITE WILD N OUT MOMENTS!! PLUS YOU KNOW THEY GOTTA FREESTYLE! THE COLDEST IN THE GAME! MAKE SURE YOU DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE!!! #85southshow #karlousmiller #dcyoungfly Subscribe To Our Streaming App Channel 85: https://bit.ly/Channel852026 .................... CHAPTERS: 04:55 STREET LIFE 26:50 VIDEO GAMES 33:09 MISSISSIPPI TALENT 44:21 VARNELL HILL SHOW 55:16 FAVORITE WILD N OUT MOMENTS ....................

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Yeah. They out here touch him, women. I remember that. I didn't get shit out of my friends. It was all like that. Chalmers. I just went to the script club that motherfucker got. But luckily, if there'd be no man,

motherfucker helped me get so many shots. Man, oh my God. That's what they don't understand. That's what it is. You see? That's exactly what I was trying to tell you. You remember that? Remember what twerking ain't have shit to do with dancing? But ladies I do know how to twerking. Exactly. Um, Bartonale Hill Show drops, a spin off of Martin. I got blessed with a lead role.

Career? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I play Tommy Davis's nephew. I'm gonna. I been up at 2 o'clock in the morning at the Waffle House with some mysterious lady. What the fuck? Anybody in there with Noah? I looked at this dc D.C. D.C. said, when he heard he heard he call him? He said he acted out. He's like, we are the Gorganites. Right?

Dog. This nigga, crawled to the dog, bro. He brought me from that. I would never be up that late. Out and fucking. With a mysterious woman. With a mysterious woman. It's a dangerous woman.

And the things I wanted to do to her. My heart was for the seat. Yeah. And now I'll be up early. Get out of the way. Be in my back. Shout out to Tommy Dave. That's all right to say you're here.

You can say it. First time meeting Martin, too. My first time meeting Martin ever was on set. And I couldn't believe what he said. He saw me. He was like, yo, that referee, man. Gagging on the me. I've been fucking.

She's been sucking on me. Feel like about a week, and she doesn't put them tities on me. I'm so lonely when I'm hungry. And she chewing on the dick like the string on a baloney. I'm so nasty. I'm so crazy. My man, that ain't a favorite. Hey, that girl looking all that.

She said, love you so crazy. I said, man, hold up, oh, we, she's a freak, she's been grinding, she's been sucking, she's been licking on me because she's nasty and she gonna save me some. I told her that miss to save me some because she's so nasty, I told her save me some. You tell me, I got some cut it.

She do that thing with her tongue. Well, let me tell you about my weekend, my shit was kinda, brother. Let me tell you about my weekend. my weekend my shit was like a mess flurbed i feel from that coochie i was like ooh it's slurping she was like what you doing to me i said oh yeah i'm hurting let me tell you one time i need me a naster free let me go ahead show you what's time let me go ahead of let me tell you what happened to me i said she's something that thing i would like ooh i was like you were like you

you were like Okay, he didn't buzzet on that way. Hey, you fucked me up with that baloney string guy. I looked up, it sounds like chewing them like a baloney string. It's real ghetto shit. I don't even understand what I'm saying. Hey, throw that goddamn shit away and quit chewing on that string. Y'all ain't ghetto like me.

Hey, boy. The fact that he specifically remembered baloney string, yeah, I like that was on back to the one popped up in my head. I didn't want to kid in a baloney string. You didn't chew them. I don't throw the baloney away and only chewed the baloney strain. Come on, man. They were good.

That was the way you played right out there. I chewed the strain while it was in the skitlet, but I didn't ever threw the point. I used to get the little extra like, yeah. And get the, nigh, I would give the baloney to my sluces. You're a real one for that one. I take the strain, get a ballon to my sister. I ain't shot.

He's like, man, what the fuck wrong with you? I'm like, man. It's something about the scrain, man. The string hit. This shang hit. This shit really gone. Come on, man. It's gone.

That's a lot of pent up like that. Y'all's a lot of pent up aggressions. I think that's why I got a reflug right now. Probably. I ate all of them damn baloney strength. Now, you know, working in the club give you that shit, after all the years of being up late, eating wings. Think about all that bullshit we eat.

Get hired, and then ordering food late. That's the shit. When I first part of, I was in the club every fucking week. Nope. My new life. You see it. Get it to me. Get it to me.

You see how it's getting cooked. Get it. way over this I do not trust you every episode we got you on camera still in my light of my no no no no I don't know no I ain't do this but you said that is yours you know what you see that is yours no it ain't black it was black boy go to hey no I ain't the only one that you be taking shit you be taking shit too I'm off this in a two-pack y'all are full of shit and you're just gonna let me take your shit in front of you like that's how y'all do be he know that's how y'all do me he

know it ain't they were right you know what's the crazy shit going on in the world right now. What? Think of the Tupac trail is going on right now. Did you see that fucking pictures? Oh my God. They have no decency anymore. What?

His autopsy picture. They covered up, remember, his faces and jelts. All the bullets and all that shit. Yeah, the real ones, not the fake ones that been on the internet for the past 30 years. But let me see, bro. No, not the OG, bro. Yeah. I know they ain't gonna' knock up to you right now.

I'm a knick. Shout to shit out Tupacupacupac. Damn, man. They did. For real. Absolutely did. Absolutely. Oh, that shit gonna make me mad at hell.

I ain't gonna lie to you. The crazy part is the nigger went on Vlad TV, the one that's on trial and told him everything. I know. He was doing it. God damn, blood. Don't do me like that, man. They did that. Well, they did that type of shit, boy.

They ain't got no decent. They gonna release anybody's shit, br. Don't nobody want to see that. They say how his family got up and walked out. I would too. I don't see that shit. Oh, nigger, I could have been on the price is right. You saw that, that fucking, no, you see that shit, don't.

I mean, Tyne and shot him. The last time we got shot five times, nine, seven. Five. Offens it up all right. Yeah, he got shot up though. Because remember he got shot up five times before that. In the, at the studio. Yeah.

Damn. And then, that I think to the leg, man. That that motherfucker pulled up right there beside you at the red light. You ain't even expecting that shit, you do. Listen, bro, that's why I take honor with not having no problem with nobody. Only thing, if a nigga don't like me, you just hate it.

And I can people hate them. I can tell, I could tell if you hate it. Like, when you walk in the club and you're like, scanning for enemies, get out of there. Yeah. You're going somewhere, you're scared. First, I'm gonna make sure before I get comfortable, who in this bitch?

Who you talking to? I'm just saying, period. But I'm sad. Oh, I'm just saying, in general. Let me tell me turn it down. a little bit because listen to this you can spend all the energy in the world try to tell a niggin not to do this shit but these people ain't like us like people who be in that type of shit like street shit where he is to the point

of murdering and they right they're niggins is different I mean I know they just want to kill something but see they really didn't need a hug a lot you give them a teddy bell the niggas start crying right now you be like bro you know you got to be dead with they with their favorite uncle or favorite person Anybody in the tentative of their voice. Let them thing go start crying. You know you got to be built different

if you don't give a fuck about going to prison. Hey, nephew. He's going to be like, that crazy, bro. I can't get me. Don't anybody. Who is he? I love. Yeah.

Nicky, dude. That's all, bro. Niggas all, bro. Niggas ain't. Right. No, you know you built different. If you don't give what fuck about going to prison for the rest of your life.

They do until they go to prison. They just don't know. That shit had to. set in they get the prison and realize damn i said i said this i'm out yeah you gotta keep my lot of these motherfuckers be watching so much tv they think they're gonna beat this shit that's why when i hear a niggas say i beat the charge i get the fuck away from them because when you say you beat it that mean you actually did the shit stupid man yeah when you say nigga i beat them bodies i get the fuck away from niggas who beat charges you probably i never thought about that

i want to be around the niggins who said niggie i got found not guilty i don't want to be around the nigga who beat the charges hell hell you thought about it i never thought about it like this Nigger, one of the niggie blot. Man, yeah, I beat that. But see, because you got to think about it. But before, they all nervous, they're upright. Sooner they found not guilty. They're like, I beat it.

No, you was found not guilty, sir. You didn't beat shit. You nervous from the jump. Stop playing. You do-do twice on yourself. I know that shit be for real. What? Because when the judge read me my goddamn was like,

I couldn't hear shit. I went deaf. I told you that. What do you say? He beat them charging because he did that shit. Who? Are you? I did it.

Because you was intent to the striper. Yeah, you beat that. Because they unlawfully. What did you just search? To do right now? Oh no, I can't. That's double jeopardy. That shit a long time ago.

I can't do nothing to that. But he was unlawfully search. Cocaine shit. Well, that's a long time ago. If you just tuning in this shit and you knew to this nigga right here, this motherfucker did enough shit at one traffic stop to make a whole movie about it.

If he told you to start, I thought the nigga would lie until he showed me article. Right, this nigga had the gun, the clips, some loose bullets, some crack, through the crack out the window, the police grabbed onto to the car, spent that nigga off, fucked his foot up, went to, went together, they had, I knew the nigga was, this one I knew he did the shit when he showed me a mugshot, that nigga, neck, uh, shirt, were all stretched out. Oh, yeah, they jumped on.

That shit. Yeah, they jumped on. Yeah, they did and dirty. He called you and jumped, though, he did. Well, I pulled it over. The bacon, neck. I just wanted to get the dope off him, so I pulled it over after I got it off. So you ran and threw the dope and then pulled over.

He's smart enough to wait until he got a head start on the police to throw the dope out. No, Napoleon was on some bullshit. Right, right there behind it. Don't hit all on the police car. Stupid-ass niggins, the cocaine on their car. The police was on some dumb shit, though. So he didn't come all the way up on my automobile when he pulled me over. Right?

He just went to the back. Yeah, he waited because he didn't want the camera to see everything. And I didn't know this until we got in the courtroom when they played the dance cam. He kind of slanted the car over a little bit. So you really didn't see all of me until I took off on his ad. And with my car being in the grass, we were fish tailing. So you, yeah, until I got my knee, I took my knee and put the wheel in the grass.

Da-da-da-da-da. Oh, well, we're out here now. It's out of. I got to go. When you- Episode of cops, yeah, bro. When you have initially take that initial step and now on the chase, ain't no turning back, game.

I didn't want to be no future. I just wanted to get the shit off. I understand, you kind of like, ran and then were like, ah, I'm just pushing. Let me pull it on over for y'all. Once I threw the dope, that went to hit me like, you're running front of all of you. And now just pulled on over.

But you see, this is the crazy part. You didn't realize that after the dope were gone then. I didn't need to get that dope off me. I need to get that dope off me. This the crazy part. He did all that. Beat the charges. They had to give him all his guns and money and everything back.

Because this is how I really beat it. One, I had no prior charges. And two, the officer. had just got fired from another police department for doing some racist shit. So my lawyer found out about that shit. And you, that bitch, had the head of the case. Trying to make the stop.

And see, I had lied. I lied. Don't say that. That the fuck wrong. It's over with it. No. It's over with. No.

You told the truth. We think it's over with. You told the truth about whatever you just did. All right. I told them. The truth. I pulled off because he were trying to choke me. That's what, because he did.

The fuck did. talking about he's talking about you i was just saying some dumb shit that ain't a lot that's white man choked you know it's 2026 right hey bray they're gonna come back they gonna come on with a law to be like you know what fuck double jibby it's true jimmy we can reach our shit twice you gotta beat that they bring it up whole shit now hey this ditty they bring it up especially on a podcast i'm innocent fads i didn't do nothing nothing they got damn whatever i got them since they use the shit in court me I ain't do it I ain't did nothing can you use this part besides the shit that I had already got time for it was done for me you me you beat you hug my mom and tell her thank you

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So he said, all right, cool. So he shitted in the cookie jar and put it back where at war. That niggins daddy, that's crazy hell, man. His dad's shit in the cookie jar, man, until they got ain't no more cooking, man. Who stole the cookies out of the cookie, not me? Not me. Not me. Well, part that bullshit about me chock-chook.

Yeah, no, he ain't bullshit, period. My dad used to come to our room and just throw all our shit out the draw. going out of closet if everything ain't hung up the right way he snatched all that shit now is that abuse yeah it was he military yeah marine but dad you can't say it now i'm saying for him to come to i listen to where he said the details you said if everything went to hung up hung up right why you throw my clothes on the floor dad because he asked no point are you hoping to put you busy back up hell yeah so what was the lesson who you don't want to know what was the lesson for you for him throw on the clothes on the floor.

It better be hung up right in that time he come in there. So what they were hung up wrong? Yeah. Yes. How? Everything had to be all the shirts, all the pants, everything had to be going the same as that way. All your shoes had to be going the same as that way.

He was there on some marine shit. I see why you ran from the police. No, I ran from police because I didn't want to get caught with crack and guns. I can get caught with one of them. No, that's just the fiber of why he ended up being a criminal. I wouldn't say he's a criminal. See, his household? I don't think he's a criminal.

I don't think he's a criminal. I don't think he's a criminal because he don't have a lot of run-ins with the police. He don't do crime. Yeah, I see what you said. Yeah, I see what you said. I want my bad. I would say, I would say, I understand why you bucked on the fuck, nico. He don't do crazy.

He don't do crime. Put it like that. He don't have to do crime. No, what I'm saying is. This man was a crack. This man was a little old time ago. You only need one crime. He sold crack in a small town.

You know how important he was? Without him, them, dumb crack kids would have to drive over to another county. Three hours. Now they got Craig and D.U. So allegedly you was a dope dealer. Allegedly. Fogging them folks up in. You still?

It's a nigga right now with a four-way going crazy in the town. I don't know what that is. I know. It's a lot, but it ain't a lot. Sorry, guys. I was raising the coat of sex. Four and a baby. Four hours.

Four hours is a day. What is the baby? A little more. A half hours. Something like an little extra on the side. One quarter. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

I'm not going to algebra to me right now. I don't know. In the country, you are the... That's equivalent to a whole brick of cocaine. Yeah. In the city, you're doing some shit. That's just enough dope to be in the newspaper. I ain't get that much, though.

I'm like 3.5. How old are y'all? Maybe got 5. You what? 38. You're 38? You're 38? What kind of life did you live?

Hey. No, no judgment. No judgment. No, it sounds like it. No, it ain't. What part of the gun that? The soda, George? The soda?

The soda? You see, I was on some shit, like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was just so easy to get. So I was like, fuck it. Because I wanted, I was just something I wanted to try when I jumped off the porch. Because I grew up sheltered as fuck. Something you wanted to try? He wanted to be an entrepreneur.

So you want, you wanted to try, though. Like you wanted to see if you could do it or not. All my people did. I just wanted to see it. Oh, now. You were like, fuck it. Just something they wanted to try. They usually talk about like sports or swimming or keyboard.

No, he wanted to try selling crack. You wanted to try selling crack. Like, it just wasn't against all the long. Because growing up, it was a, I ain't going to call him a man. Well, he dead. But anyway, it was about to stay across the street. And he were the big adult dealer in our neighborhood. And it was just like, he had all the nice cars.

He had all the power. And it was just like, I like. He really just had misguided energy. He wanted to be a business owner. Mm-hmm. He wanted to be an entrepreneur with employees. Right. He wanted to try crack.

I want to sell it. I think he's a real... He's not how to cook it too. The thing that's the thing I'm getting from him. He ain't shit the cold man. You need to heat up the law. Somebody's talking to? Yeah, hell yeah.

Did they charge you? No. Damn! He got it sweet. Every time I ask he did show me, man, what you got? Nothing. That's why I need to learn how to cook. I never get the first time I drive. That got down, that fucking beak up.

Hit my knuck. Because, you know, you pulled the beaker out the microwave. Yeah. It would be hot as a fly big. Boy, my knuckle hit that song bit. You dropped my hold, hell yeah. Got to be, okay. Everything on the floor.

No, all right. It was in the sink, but we got it back. You got it back. The motherfucker who taught me was a, but the motherfucker who taught me was a magician. No. Muckuck-up who taught me was a magician. The nigga of him breaking bad.

Yeah. No. He might be. It was great. This motherfucker could drop 18 ounces of cocaine about put, put it. about three grams of bacon soda in that motherfucker and beat that shit back to 2526 and it's still harder than this goddamn flow why am i intentionally learning how to cook crack right now i didn't

that's not what i expected this is the chemistry part of the show bro a white man taught me how to cook that shit in jail but he was a crack head his in jail hell yeah he was like all you need to do just get like three grand put cup butter in there just stir it up stirring in the microwave by mending in the hat you're having you about seven grand i was like you should he's like i promise you call me if you need anything. I tried to call that dick, dude. We have to include these segments in the show now to let people know what's on the other side.

Yeah, we definitely don't know. Without comedy. My brother's probably be out here with a thousand grams of rocked up crack cocaine trying to sell this shit rock for rock. Out here risking 99 years. But it seems like to me, what's the other option? He made it.

He'd look like a crack dealer. Oh, he didn't tell me. One time I go to jail for that shit now. So that's the thing we need to be telling the people because you're making it sound like, I got off. No, you gotta build them up to break them down. Don't nobody wanna hear a bunch of jail stories.

They wanna hear the highlights first. Yeah, yeah. You don't watch documentaries. You gotta hit a good part first. I do, buddy. I was like going crazy. Yeah, it was. They show all the pictures from when the nigger was bawling

in the first part of the documentary. Man, I had 19 girlfriend, 35 cars, 200 pair of Michael Jordan, a hundred leather jacket, six houses, two pit bull, Four Rock Wilders, two Tigers, two Colombian prostitutes. I had another bitch teaching me how to play the piano. Nigger, you gotta make that shit sound good. McDonald's, I sold so much crack, nigga. McDonald's reached out to me,

wanted me to be the ambassador for chicken nuggets, man, because I moved so many nuggets, man. Foot locker used to just, we used to walk in footlockers, just say, give us everything you got a nice side, Nike zip-ups, all type of hair and bones, Rolex watches, yeah, Rolex's. That's a lot of money.

We had Jaguars. What was he described? Clarence, Ferraris, it's BM. It's BML. How about it's how this? Big Meeleggia. He sold 31 rocks in his lifetime, make it sound like he was big meat. Had one hot that weekend, got off two ounces.

One hot week. That me. How much money they catch you with? Oh man. I had $1.7 million in $5 bill. And then I had another $2 million in 10. I had my ex-girlfriend. She was holding $10 million in $50 over there.

Yeah, man. Got to tell you all that bullshit. Don't know drug dealer to tell you about when shit was fucked up when the trap was slow. trap was slow and all this dope nobody's telling you just sitting there with that shit man what that would help me with some weed though anybody went back there's too many people sold weed I couldn't get off of I smoked don't you got a really you got a game you have to make you I don't want to say that you have to make people who do it already do it like if you smoking weed I have to damn near tell you everything you want to hear to make

you not go down there and get weed from shower. I gotta stop you. What damn that making you go down there and get weed from shopping? Oh man, shoutter got this, shouty, shot, got there. Oh, say no more. This what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do this for you, and I'm gonna do this for you. You gotta make you call to me.

Yeah, yeah, every time. Say no more. But the nigg who sell weed really got a great business model. Because when you sell weed, you expect slow money. And they all, like you said, they're always trying to come up with a little incentive. You see that nigga? You see them Batman bag?

All that type of shit, though. Who the fuck else, nigga? I'm the only nigga in the city with the Mickey Mouse Ziploc, man. You gotta settle for less. Your shit, ten, nigga's talking about they got eight. And then they look at you, like, don't do me like that. This shit is cracked the same way. They'd be like, don't do me like that,

because I came here like with my ten. I'm like, you right. Man, don't fuck around to come across a rockhead. Give me a bit some money with you two, three times in that day. Just imagine when all the drug addicts know where you live. All they got to do it, tell. They're knocking on the window and shit. And you can tell them all about them.

Look, I'm gonna be coming my grandma's house, and they still gonna come. But they don't knock. Sometimes they don't knock. They just stand in front of the screen, though. I know some crack head, they'd be like, hey, they'll wake everybody up in that motherfucker. It always be one that don't give a fuck

about you telling them no coming your grandma house. Let me go to the door, man. Oh, man, what's the fuck wrong on me? No, no, I'm just, I'm just saying. Look, man, Sam, don't. Look, look, I know I owe you. My people need asleep, nigga. I'm sorry.

I love y'all. I ain't make nobody else. I love everybody who's saying now. You know what I'm saying now. Everybody who lay here, I love it. I know, I know, like, nothing after y'all. Fuck with y'all. But love, bro.

Please, love, bro. Look, bro. What's your name? Please. I got two dollars. I know. I know. Don't look at me like that.

You did all that for $2.00? Don't look at me like that could make me feel like you disappointed me. Look, check this out. I don't want to be on this shit. I'm gonna give you a 20, all right? Thank you so much. Now, you take your ass on. Go get it.

He's coming back. He's coming back. That twin ain't gonna do that, but a stick of quarreling his ass. He's coming back. A hour later. He's coming back. A hour. They're gonna throw that bitch on that damn brip on?

Man, what the fuck you want, man? Hey, that way you gotta get a trap house. That why they say, don't ever serve out your house. Amen. My name was a rock head, so I just love to go over there and sell, though. Hey, what's up everybody? This episode is sponsored by Blue Chew fellas. Sometimes the mood is right and the chemistry is right and you just want to feel right.

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Sound like you tired. Yeah, that's not. A lot of people ask me, that's funny that you just said, they're like, anybody that asks me like, yo, what are you saying right before you, you know, you let them roast? I never tell them. You never tell them?

That's something I want people to like, I want you to die not knowing what I said. I want to hang on to it's very simple you know what they remind me people probably know what it is but I never played that tennis on on Nintendo when Mario was the referee and that nigga walk out my mom my that's what that's it remember me that I don't remember that yeah you wasn't around for that I said me yeah like old shit like on what on Sega what game was that tennis they had the niggins they had the niggins he was dressed like Super Mario and what you're saying what console was was Nintendo.

No, the original. Oh, what was it was this? That's Atari. Taki. Was it, Taki? Atari. My auntie used to be so excited to play with the Atari. She was like, nephew, you want to play with this?

I'm like, hell no, I'm going to play your old last shit. So how they bought it back. Yeah. We used to play all these games. I'm like, Auntie, this shit, oh. The last game I played was a dreaming test. No, I can't play. I can't play video game.

I'm up a little bit. I'm going to think because you, right, right. Hold on what? You're interesting. You can't play video games because what? I'm epileptic. What is that? They give me seizures.

I have a teetball, if I'm playing a video game for too long, it's like it's something in my brain that don't know how not to focus too much on the graphics. And I fuck around to have a seizure. I found that shit out when I was like 15. I used to always get sick and just weary when I'm playing video games.

I ain't know why. And my mama finally took me to the doctor and they did all kind of tests and shit. And they were like, yeah, that's what it is. I'm like, fuck. So what about TV? I can watch TV, but like shit, like, shit like the camera shit,

oh, that fuck me up. Any fast motion? I can't watch you. Got to slow down. Yeah. Like, I can watch you playing the video game. Right. Basketball, football, some shit like that.

But if you play Carla Duda or GTA. All that shit. I'm fucked. Yeah, I can't. That'd be fucked up. Your cousin got that shit that he wants to spend the night. Man, you got to take your little sick guy at home.

Turn that game off for Jesse get sick. Fuck that nigger, man. What this nina, mama come? And I used to try to play Golden-A-Lan. Sunday, you'd be like, man, just go play basketball, bro. Just get the fuck out of my room, bro. I used to try to play Gold and I with my cousin on the sister's phone. He just threw up.

He's just to get to a good point. It's a little punk head throwing up. You know, Black Parents ain't got. You don't black parents, but you got no simple. Y'all cut the lights off and go to bed. Justin in that thawing up. My dad had snatched that motherfucker out of that room. You can't snap that game.

Yeah, yeah. Every time he tell you about his dad, he's gonna be some shit you can't believe. Snashed that motherfucker. We started, right? The greatest story of all that. You read? Oh, yeah. He was warming up our vocals.

For sure, yeah, that's interesting. Let me get a real cook for him. Absolutely. Hey, man. back to the 85 cell, Joe. Woman, it ain't bad that gun. You ain't never made nobody come play the video game? I ain't never heard of that.

Oh yeah. When no warnings they come on and tell you they may call seizures, they're talking to people like me. Yeah, you gotta slow down. So what, you get lightheaded in this shit when you see that shit? I'm gonna tell you when a sign, I start yawning uncontrollably. Like, I will, as soon as I close my mouth, I open that bitch right back up and I start sweating profusers.

I'd be fucked up like weak. And I'm staring off in space. Now, I don't have them grand season where I'd just be shaking and foaming out of the mile. They're called Petit Maul's season. Right. Well, I'm just... Told you, we got signs on this show now.

Yeah, he's saying some words. So you just be yawning like a motherfucker. Yawning. Yawning. I'm talking about for like five minutes straight. My jaw and shit, me so fucking sore when I get through. And I'm exhausted. I'm talking about I can't do shit when that shit while.

Break lights. Like, if we get stuck in traffic at night and them lights to keep blaking in my face? Shit, man, I got to pull over. That shit gonna fuck me up. See, DC, that's the symptoms I'd be expecting you to have from the pills. Nah, man, don't put that shit on me.

I'm just saying, when you talk about you, I was on pills and then you don't have that shit going on. I'm just, I'm just sensed with the lighting shit. Man, you don't want that. That got something to do with your drug? I'm gonna be real, I should never- That's right now, man. I should never did my little oil pop here.

We was on tour last year and I got sick. What cat did? Really? So, who? Ryan Caz? Yeah, fuck out. See, no. The flashlight fuck me up.

I thought we was in Dallas or Houston or somewhere. Oh, you couldn't go to the Raid Club. I don't, oh no. You'll lose your mind. Get me out of here! A minute. Bidding it like Ray. Now, these motherfuckookew...

Nah, boy, I can't do it. He don't have hair right here. He don't need no fucking wave cap all the way up here, the fuck. What is you hating on here? He pissing on here. He's been mad. He's just skin, skin, skin, brains. I hate it.

He hated. He's been hating this since. the beginning. Why you hating on the young niggins? Show them again. Show them again. Look. Skin braids. I hate it. Y'all fucked up for laughing at that too. Y'all hope y'all know that shit. No, because this is where his

wave cap is really supposed to be! This is where your wave cap's supposed to start. You're some fucked up people. Hey, hey. May I look like I got a yarmacal on, goof-ass, nigger? You turn me into a Jewish person. That's where your hat is.

supposed to start where he got that mask on what's wrong with him he's sick uh-uh y'n y'n take that shit off you round grown for we ain't got time for that shit take that shit out thank you that nigga ain't even young and they're like 36 take this shit off scared of that nigga that's them that's them NBA young boy fans my nigga take that shit out to be in that motherfucker dancing like this that shit dimming that's shit dimming that's that shit The man, the Mnigua will kill you, that niggas will kill you, but they dance like that. Like, how you get killed by a nigga that?

Virginia, we love y'all. We know y'all. We know y'all. We know y'all. We know y'all. There you have it, folks. We got some special guests here with us today. We got none other than Mr. 600-pound like himself.

Oh, bro. Don't do me. Just the white head on him. I got a few more than that. He is even more than that. Then we got my Mississippi partner. partner my Wailer Now partner my season 5 partner we joined the cast of that shit at the same time one of the coldest niggins out here ever in the game in the

history of black people mr. Ratchett uh-huh mr. asking all them questions uh-huh Mr. America's Got Talent make a statement a student mr. A Billion views on all the platforms uh you know I mean you love the referee man e-man hudson is in a good Amen. What's proper, man. Do you be one favor before we even talk some more. What's up? Look how Marlingade looking at shit.

That's one of the most legendary moments in 85. And the crazy thing he's still looking at you, he knew it was you. I knew it was you. That's crazy, bro. Mississippi spilled a mind, boy. Mississippi, yes. I didn't know to the other night.

I was looking at the documentary, Lorenz and Wright. Yeah, absolutely. He was from Oxford. Absolutely. What's the guy that's in? What's the guy that saying, I can't go a day without my son. Alexander O'Neill? Absolutely.

Yeah, Natchez. Yep. Natchezer. Oprah, Wimford. Brandy. Brandy. Brandy, Brandy, Ray J. Snoop Dog. Snoop Dog.

Damn. For Cheryl, my Nizzle from Mississippi, Enso. They're old. They're family from that. You know, they're related. No. Snoop and Brandon that relate. Absolutely.

So did you boy. Soljee. Ray Sherman. Sherman. Yeah. I got a great uncle. My great uncle. Your great uncle.

You're great on. Yep. Howland Wolf, Muddy Water. Ain't David Bennell? All the blues. David Benner. Y'all saw to run on stage. Hell yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah. They did that shit like he could wait. We got a lot of athletes, man. Carlos, Carlos, Miller. Man, we got all kind of, every, every motherfucker can come from Mississippi, man. Yeah, all got a roster. Yeah.

That's right, though. We got some cold white people, too. We got Britney Spears. Britney Spears from Mississippi? Come on, man. Talk to him. I didn't know that. Talk to me, man.

Brittany? Brittany. Brittany Spears. Archie man. Oh, baby, baby. Britney Spears from Mississippi? Eli man. Hey, wow.

Until now. Yep. Hey, that's crazy. That's crazy. Wait, Peyton Manita from Mississippi? Absolutely. Yeah, they're from Mississippi too for shit show. That's why they play like that.

That's insane, right? I never knew that. That old baby baby had me fucked up as a child. Oh, baby baby. That was my first Cleveland's video. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. That you laughed when I showed you the TLC TV.

Nah, y'all was tripping. Y'all was tripping. No, we knew that that outfit that she had on, that was a poor star outfit all top. One thing old, the black people knew that y'all did. What? We just let y'all have that. I'm gonna tell you. Why he said that?

That shit. We hated that. For real. Absolutely. Why? There was a lot of shit. Too much good shit was going on right then. Yeah.

A lot of shit. Oh, so Britney's came over and took all the scene. We did a whole episode about what came out then. I'm asking. Black people are at making music. Black people are so good at making music. About early 2000, white people were just making up genres of music. And that's why you hear all the people saying, man,

why white people don't make music like this no more? That's because that shit was fake in the first place. They saw us in them, Chris Brown. These niggas was amazing to them. White people's like, we will never be in. to do this shit but if we create us a little sub category of this shit we can fuck with it so that's why all the back streets and the in scenes came from new addition them niggas came from new addition was that inspired the new kids on the block that's the original white boy group it was only the beetles

that was it wasn't no other one group group it was just the beals now it hadn't been no groups in a little minute the 80s era we were grouped out huh now me bad It was a mix to people on the money. That's exactly what I'm talking about. That was a biracial group, but. That was a scramble. Yeah. They put the black dude in the group so we could believe that it was a black group.

These motherfuckers were making music so good we start lying for him. They ain't white. They mixed. Look at that nigga line up. We didn't know if you cut a white dude hair the same way you cut a nigga. That was the first time that shit had happened. Right. John B revealed that shit.

Oh, no. He's white. He just got a nigga how kid. Come on, man. Yeah. John B. Like, I'm getting the whole history lesson on. Man, that black lady who wrote that song originally,

you know that, ooh-o-oo-oo. That was a loop from a black lady's song. I know you're not going to sing that song. Oh, you're not about to sing that. Uh-huh. The night is a night. Bidder right. Yep.

Yeah. She said, she got all the publishing off that shit. You know what's called black, too. You ain't nothing but hound, dog. She had to take in the court, though. Yeah. Rosetta. She had to do late with the genre.

Pump, pump the jam. Pump it up. That's a black lady. Yeah. Yeah. I just find that out. That's crazy. They didn't want her to be the face, though.

Right. I just found out she wrote that. I thought, never see everybody dance now later. Remember that song? C&C Music Factor. Yeah, I know just a month. Look, they had the fat lady who sung that song, but they didn't, they wanted the bad bitch to act like she was saying. Everybody Dance Now.

She had to sue them to get her royalties because they had the other chick in the video, the little Lace. That ain't even the bitch who sang. Exactly. Who sang Everybody Dan. That one of you. It was so what? You got to show a war. pay attention to this.

Or Cindy was on his show because they tried to fuck over. And she had to go out there and sing it when she sung her hair about, I'm like, It is you! That's you! God damn it! You sound like the record! There's been a lot of weird shit happening with black people in the music game for a long time.

Check this out. Remember, Miller Vanilla? Yeah, they fake ass. These motherfuckers said that they didn't have no idea this shit was going on. Draw that man crazy. They didn't have no idea what were going on, that they weren't singing? Man, these niggas thought that they didn't have no idea what were going on. that they really was like gonna get to that level.

They thought this shit was real too. What happened? You gotta watch that movie call, like this before you could go fake your shit. It was a scandal. This nigga had one of the, Girl, you know it's true.

That's it. These niggas was taking over everything. Everybody thought these niggas was cold. Found out, them nigg couldn't even sing. Hold on, how that song goes? Girl, you know it's true. It's somebody else singing, but there two other motherfuckers

up down this lip-sinking. I love you. This was like the love. I think I remember. I think I remember. These niggins went to perform and the track skip. That niggins on stage. Girl, you know.

Girl, you know. That thing ain't know what. That thing ain't know what. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I saw that. I saw that, because that was the day they said that they were real. You can stream.

That shit. It's called, girl, you know it's true. It's in their whole story. They wanted to get a record deal or whatever, but they went to the record label. And they all, they were like, no, y'all ain't gonna say shit. We already got the tracks.

Y'all got the look. You got to look. But y'all got to look. Y'all ain't got the voice. So they had other people singing it. And then they were live at a concert like Lowe said. Right now just going, just lip-synching like fuck. And some fucked up.

And they're just, all you're, whew-h-h-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, fuck the fuck. That's shit happened to the whole career, huh? Remember Ashley Simpson, I'm saying, and they're live? Well, her track fucked up, that bitch started doing the whole down. Yeah. Jessica Simpson, a little sister. Yeah, okay.

Yeah. That's what I'm gonna vanilla, I always get the butt of the jokes. Because they were fate. They were just walking around. All they wanted to be was except. It wasn't even their voice. It was just their face. Blame it on the rain.

Blame it on the rain. That shit went crazy. What about the other girl who were rapping? Who? Who? She was on the other. She didn't say no word. She was like, me, blah, blee, blah.

What's the white girl, man? Is it Iggy? Is it? Yeah. She got caught bullshin. She didn't say no word. She found her lane, though. She was like, boom damn, too, ble-blah,

B'B-B-D-B-Diam, damn, bam. And I'm fucking like, oh. I don't know one song on the radio. On the freestyle. On the freestyle. She was on that with sweat. But I don't know where I've been in. Now, I ain't know that one of me, Madanza.

I missed that. All the thing I knew about her, she would date Nick. I know. No. No. I ain't saying that Craig because that my wife. Nick Young. Yeah, I put with Nick.

And then she took a car from him. She didn't, she took a car from him. He took a car from her. That's why him. DeAngelo Russell fell out, that nigga told. He had said him up. They're good. DeAngelo Russell, you know how you, you're talking to your partner?

You talk to you partner, my fuck some ho. This thing, DeAngelo Russell recorded. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Now, mess his whole relationship up, boom, boom, boom, everybody involved. Oh, everybody involved.

Oh, that were ugly. Yeah, that was ugly. That was ugly. That was good. They never got a little. That one, that ain't. They never got it. Yeah, they got over there like that.

What was all this thing? This is how to figure out where I was at. During all the stories I've heard since the camera's been on. I'm trying to figure out where I, where have I been there? I ain't known anything about Mississippi. You was getting all that money. You was on the road. You ain't have time to be working on.

You don't know about the DeAngelo wrestle shit? Yeah, you're talking on that boy. You'd be kind of oblivious to shit too. Thankfully so, because this all sounds like it's all. Like it ain't my name. He'd be trying to play man the last time we played, I beat him. Man, anyway. See what I'm saying?

I don't know. You're talking about. You know not. Go there. And LeBron on the move, too. That niggas in Philly. They're saying he gonna fly in from New York. They say it's a 45-minute helicopter ride.

Y'all got to have some neighborhood he can be comfortable. Bro. All that bike ride in Philly cheese state, that nigger didn't come for that. That nigga is coming for championship on. We don't need no ATV, them four-wheel-wheel-old. Man, he's. He don't want to hear all that. He don't want to hear.

He had it 40 years, all, he needs some rest. Come on, Philly, hold up, wait a minute. Yeah, hey, all right, cut it on. He can't wait to get in that locker room tell them young thing cut the music down. Looking at this lineup, Tyrese Max, Edge Cone, Jaylon Brown for sure is an all-star.

LeBron James at 41 years and goddamn 12 months. And B. Is that better than the Knicks right now? For sure. He gonna make them all step up and play like their best games. This is the best team meet I've been on with niggas in their prime. When people stay hurt, like NB, I have a problem giving them a nod, man. Because the motherfucker can't stay healthy.

Yes, I know what he can do. But has the motherfucker done it on a consistent basis? That's what the question mark lies. You use that nigga laying on that table like a bad bitch every year. Every year, that nigga go get some work done. I don't know if it's for basketball or something. Got to lay up in the hotel for a couple of days. But that nigga has a fire on every August.

Yeah. To October. Yeah. This year, no file. He's ready to play. You're fissing me up. Say you just play 50, 60 games. As long as you ready for the motherfucking playoffs.

What you've been up to, man? Hey, man. Barnet here. To be honest with you, bro. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna be lost on that shit. That's right. Hold on.

You've got the Barnet Hill for sure. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, man. My fault. My fault. Why are you're telling me? You said what now? Why are you in telling me?

For those that don't know, you're watching the camera, man, September 1st, Bartonnell Hill show drops, it's spinoff of Martin. I got blessed with a lead role. Career? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I play Tommy Davis's nephew. So. You know what's so dope to me about that?

What's up? I was there when you met the nigga. Remember he came on Wilden after the very first time? And you told him you did the shit, you was doing the shit. You're like, man. You don't know. And then you did the whole scene and that name was like, wow, man. That's crazy.

Yeah, sir. That's amazing, man. You know I told me. Dang. How did you remember that? Because I was literally, you was on my team and you was like, bro. I think you had the, that's when you wore the skull hat. Yeah, I think you had on some dumb shit that day.

Because it's like, it's like, play out in my mind. I want to say you had on like, overhawls or something shit. And I'm like, why the fuck would the nigg be wearing some overro? But it was something like that. And then you was doing it. And you was like, Devon hell, man. can you had the whole scene and that niggins was like wow wow that's it man that's that's it yeah yeah man it's surreal man i got the call i did the audition got the call and let me just say

man once again paramount plus september 1st that's when the first episode drops um and then um Tommy davis is like the most humblest I love that nigga man he's the most humblest like public figure that I've ever met literally and this is not no name dropping nothing like that he called he called me yesterday and I'm looking at the phone like wow you know I'm saying this is this one of my childhood favorite comedians growing up him and Martin so being able to be blessed with to work alongside Martin and Tommy Davidson and Kim Whitley and Wendy Rakel it's like for him hey hold look I got to stop big shout out to win Renner Wickel I love Wendell yeah yeah yeah it's real big shout out for real real real

I love her. No, she's legit. Biggie. But Tommy, yeah, he actually called it, and he was just, what makes him so humble to me was he's so excited about this show. And I'm looking at him like,

yo, it's your show, it's about you. You know, what you being a legend, at least in my eyes, for you to still be excited like a little kid that this show is coming out, that says a lot to me. It defies the saying, never meet your heroes.

saying that, you know, he's my hero or anything like that, but it's just like, dog, he was just, he was just so like, yeah, man, can you believe. Hey, look at the picture that they sent, man, it's here. I can't believe it's here. And I'm like, I can't even believe I'm on the phone with you. I'm on the phone with you. And you're talking to me, like, you got to come out to Cali, man, so we can do the premiere of the show. Like, we've got to get you. I'm like, wow. So, man, shout out to Tommy Davis. It's all right to say your hero. You can say it. I know. I know. I know. I can't hear. Oh, you know. First time meeting Martin, too.

My first time meeting Martin ever was on set, and I couldn't believe what he said. He saw me, he was like, yo, that referee man, dog, we used to, then Benji, shout out to Benji Brown. He told me, he was like, yo, Martin used to, like he'll literally come in the house on YouTube and watch you. So to hear two of my favorite comedians give me my flowers,

it's like, oh, but all glory go to God, man. I can't, you know what I'm saying? I can't. It's just that, man. It's just a beautiful thing for real. You say, all glory be the God. I'm going to put the lead down, but then I was like,

that ain't what God won't. What you mean? You don't want me to put it down. Oh, no. No, man. In fact, on set, like I got a, I actually got a testimony about being on set, man. When I got the call,

that now called me. Now called me and was like, yo. Shout out to now. Yeah, man. The director's nephew, man, man. He called me and he was like, yo, you want to do a show for Martin, man. You want to try it for Martin, spend off of Martin. I was like, yeah, man.

He was all right, man, sending in your audition, you got about, I said, how long do I got the, man, you got, can you get this to me tomorrow? I ain't got no hair cut, no none of that. I had to call my barber, set up my cell phone, A barber, put him on speakerphone, read from the lines so I can do the lines. Long story short, it was terrible. Yeah. I sent it all to my manager.

I was like, yo, you know what I'm saying? It was last minute. They said they needed now. I ain't did no audition in a long time. Bam. So then I prayed, I was like, Lord, you know, you know I want this. Like, it's Tommy Davis and Martin, like, whatever. I said, but if it's in your will, let me have it or don't let me have it.

If it's in your will. Four days later, Ricky calls me. Shout out to Ricky. Yeah, most definitely. Shout out to this. She calls me. she said, all right, you got the part. Blew my mind, she said, they're going to fly you out there for a month, yada, y'all, y'all.

And I told it, I said, hey, before I sign the contract, before I say yes to this contract, let them know. I can finally tell this now. It's like, let them know that I will be doing no cursing. I said, I don't, before I even get out there, let them know that that's what I'm on. Not even one curse word. One curse word, I'm walking away from the whole thing. She was like, all right, I'll let them know. We get out there four days into the table read.

I'm talking about we wake up, we go in, and we just sit with all the actors, and you read your scripts. Nothing but curse words. For you? For me. Like for just my character, and I'm sitting there and looking at the page

and I'm like, I don't want to be disrespectful because you got the director, you got BT, everybody that's trying to make sure this show is a dough. And I'm the only one trying not to say, or not saying the words that are actually on the paper. And maybe a couple days later, I called Ricky. I said, listen, this day three. And they're updating the script

and they're giving me more curse words. I told you like, I ain't knowing that. And she was like, I told them, so boom. The next day I wake up in the morning, and I pray. I said, God, whoever you got to holl at, Ricky says she told him, but I need you to step in. I ain't trying to curse you know I want to do this project, but I'll walk away.

So just let them know whatever. I kid you not. I walk in the building that same morning. And Bentley Evans, shout out to Bentley Evans, the director. Um, if y'all don't know who Bentley is, he literally wrote, created, um, a thin line between love and hate and the Jamie Fox show. And he was on the Martin show.

Like he is heavy in the game, right? He calls, he calls all the cast into the room. And he says, out of nowhere he just says all right man I'm Bentley I'll be taking over for the next couple weeks whatever y'all see on them scripts make it chores

he said keep it funny but if you don't think it's funny or you see something you want to change make your chores so then I'm on the couch like but Lord I know you ain't work that fast yeah you do so so I'm sitting there listen to him talk right so everybody get up after the meeting and they leave but I had to make sure

because you ain't say don't curse or did it or you say it make it funny, stay, stick to the script. So I stayed behind and I looked at Bentley. I said, yo, I'm just let you know right now, but I don't curse. I'm not fin the curse or, you know, whatever. He said, oh, I ain't know that. He said, hey, from here on now, he said, don't worry about it. I'll send an email to all the writers. Don't put no more curse. Take out all the cursing for Emmanuel's character. And I told him, appreciate it. Then I, before I walked out, he said, hey, he said, I've been doing this for over 40 plus years. This is my very first time telling the

cast to come into the office and tell them to make the script yours. I almost left that room in tears because I couldn't believe that like a little prayer like that God took care just like that. I'm so glad you ain't crying. Man, I'm glad you ain't cry. Bro, I almost did, bro. I almost did. That's small if you think, you know, compared to what God can do.

Listen, but that little bit to make you cry. Boy, you have no idea, bro. You have no idea, man. Come on. I literally have no idea. He'll bring you through. He'll bring you through now. I've been there.

Nah, man, y'all, bro, you don't understand, man. I've been up at 2 o'clock in the morning at the Waffle House with some mysterious lady with impaired thoughts. What the fuck? Bag of weed in my pocket gun under the seat. I ain't know where I was, but I was there. God brought me from that. I would never be up that late out in public.

With a mysterious woman. With a mysterious woman. With a mysterious woman. With impious thoughts. It's dangerous. And the things I wanted to do to her. My heart was full of sin. You didn't did it yet?

Huh? You didn't did it yet? Nah, God. So far, wait for me. Now I'll be up early. Get it out of the way. Big Wap at a six. Man.

Bigby and say seven with a beard. You be up at seven o'clock in the morning. With a bottom. What's the stairs one. Other than that, my bad, man. Barnnell here's show, man. Music videos on the way. I just dropped the new single, Heat the Woles.

Got another song coming out soon. Emmanuel. Hold on, it's what called what? Heed the woes. Heed the woes. Heed the woes. Heed the woes. What's Heed?

Pay to pay attention to, yeah, grasp it. Comprehend it. So y'all go check that out, man. It's on all the platforms. Anything that you're streaming, man. Heed the Woe's, man. It's out now? What's on, Paramount?

Paramount. Paramount Plus. Hey, man, we don't fuck them up, man. We don't fuck them up. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, that's a cooking up. Come on, great. I made this shirt for you, special order.

What I'm gonna do with that? Special orders. This shirt gonna help you keep it tight. I don't know how I'm gonna put that on, man. Look, look, look. I put some baddies on there. We didn't sell that now. Oh, now.

Till, does this till? Hey, hey, what are you doing? Oh, shit. Oh. Hey, bro. Hey, look, I ain't never fought no stud before, but we can hit, big, bro. We can hit, we can hit, we can hit, we can hit,

we can hit, bro. What is? You see this, bro? Man, look at the hat. We got to drop these, dog. Let's run it. Let's run it. Let's run it.

Brow, why are you here? Tell me one of your all-time favorite wilding out moment. Hmm. And we've been on that since all-time favorite out. Some of your personal favorites. Tell your favorite moment and one of the favorite moments, not on a favorite moment. Not on sick, because I know my favorite moment. I got one.

I got one for you specifically. My favorite moment was when all that cast came on there. Very nostalgic for me. Keenan, Keenan, Keel. Keen and Kenner, Lori Biff. That was insane, bro. Insane. One of my most memorable moments is when you, your first season there.

What have you? So he came in the season after me, right? And a lot of people don't know, like, well, you can actually sing, but when you get on those mics and, you know, the mic hit or whatever, the tone is the off and stuff, be on because it's whatever. So because I've been on there season before DC, I tell DC, hey, man, right before we go on stage, I say, hey, man, if you plan on singing, if you're going to do what you're going to do, Jay, no, when that beat come in, they're going to throw you off, that, da, da, da, da, da,

man looked at me and said, man, I got that man. I'm looking at him, trying to tell you, I'm like, hey, D.C., I'm telling you, bro, like, it ain't what you think it is, but it's your first. Man, I got that, but you ain't got to tell him. I know what I'm doing, but I've been seeing you, bro. All right. Man, that mic hit.

D.C. was so on key in front of them folks. I have to, like, during the commercial break, he didn't go cover out of you something. Man, no mics, man. Man, those folks are. Don't make me up, bro. I'm Mike, brother. I'm just staring at them man like, bro.

It sounds good, bro. We'll have a while not, bro. You'll see what going on, man. But that memory always going to stick with me, bro. That's too funny. Let me tell you something, bro. I remember when, that while I was a camp, it just won't jay work.

Like, we'll go to work, but then we got to live together once we leave sex. We're like being in college. You feel what I'm saying? We got to go back to the dorm, kick it. What's you for going to eat? I'm for going with you. Hey, bro, we're going over that by yourself. You feel like we gotta kick it.

Nigel, we go back to the hotel game. Bro, we roasted for six hours straight. I'm talking about niggas was hitting niggas with haymakers all night, bro. They didn't really. Hit man, hitman, roasted his ass. Chico walked in, and nigger was like, boy, your ass ain't finite.

Walk in hell on his ass, bruh. They roasted my ass. But I was that from the jump. No, I cannot believe. I don't remember. that. I remember. We was in a realm of fucking six niggas being great and creating and we was six hours just none stop. To the point that the next day, now, who we basically over the while now, he didn't get no sleep. He was like, bro, I had to listen. Y'all was on the floor

above me. I had to listen to y'all all night, roast each other. When I say that was probably the hardest I have ever last, this man came in here and called a hit man. A Gorgonite? I don't know if y'all who rock used to watch Small soldiers. Small soldiers. But it was the monster looking when he had the bald head. And when he called, he... He's saying it.

I think I had said, no, no. You said, I said, I called him a Gorgonite, but I didn't know anybody in there were no. I looked at this, this, nigga, DC, D.C. When he heard he called him that, he said, he acted out. He was like, we are the Gorgonites. Right? Dog. This niggas crawled to the dogs, bro.

He's literally. No exaggeration. Y'all never been laughing so hard. Like, hey, I need to get away with y'all. Like, it's painful. Absolutely. I literally, army crawling, trying to reach to the door, because this man would not stop flaming people.

And as I reached up to open the door to get some air, she'll walk in. But you ain't the green hair, and it was just like, oh my God, bro. Smoked. That was what my best. Everybody had a hate maker. What, what hit man?

He told me I had said to you. He said, boy, he said, y'all had got a T-Ret or boy. He was like, but when you get to find your go-to move ahead, but I'm saying, but I'm shout out the hit, man, he got the, he got the move team. Don't lay them full of y'all. The old team, I told him that, like, what I say, he was, I told him he used to chew something with Starbursts. What you say, what you say?

The way your team, the way the, the way the, the Starvats got your team looking, look at, mm, concrete flavor. Boy, I was in that bed, Holland, but I was in that bed, Holland. I said, bro. Oh, boy. I think we literally laughed out of sleep. We were like, huh, huh. Bro.

I came, I tried to crawl out the room, bro. That's why I said that's your career in the Brotherhood, bro. Oh, man, we had to freestyle that lasted at least three hours. Oh, my God, Bray, you bring it back. I went to sleep, bitch, your grandma, uh, what is it? I went to sleep on your grandma's house. So where you're staying. At your grandma's house.

Say what? I'm gonna sleep on your grandma's house. So what you say? What did you say? Carlos, bro. You all know, he's like one of the kings. Turn it beat up. That was, turn it beat down.

That's one. My number one hands down, top freestyle is Carlos Miller. Come on, man. He used to, bro. He'll be quiet with him. My turn. Doing it while I'm not, doing the commercial breaks, this man would literally just get on the mic and just say whatever come to his mind. Spaghetti!

With the meatballs, that's the style blackball. He walked out there and said, I went to sleep. I fell asleep on your grandma's couch. So where you stay in? It is so stupid, but by the time like the episode was over, the crowd was like, the crowd was like, man, yeah, yeah. I was like, man, yeah, yeah, the Wilden Out games, we can't wait to get that over with

so we can see him during the commercial break. No cap. Come on, man. I'm gonna be real, wild enough. And it stuck for five years. Every season we came back, I went to sleep on your grandma's house. So where you're staying?

Let me tell you something. On your grandma's couch. Wilden out, made everybody a better star because we among stars, bro. Like, if you, if I'm sharing the stage, what I know with somebody whose confidence is up to par, boom, I know somebody's wittiness. sarcasm is up to par

and I'm over here like oh I can't go out there with that shit my people who I'm on stage with is already gonna set the level and the standard already so we damn to keep each other up like the best shit is in between the game that's the best shit except when they stop down the production

or something shit man that'd be the most fun you are having that old shit what about the one that was actually on camera and it was like the best thing of the best part about that was everybody was involved with Nick Kendall Little Brother in the shoe. Come on, man.

Man, so I'm on his team, but I'll get my mic on. And when we were playing Plead the Fifth, I don't know if some of y'all seen their clips out there, but we sit there sometimes, if they don't cut the mic back off, you can pick up what we're saying while somebody else trying to talk. Which wasn't a thing?

Bro, it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. So they usually cut it all along, right? Shout out to Jaylor Cannon, man, Nick Canter Little Brother. He'd go up there to do play, plead the fifth, and I don't know what took over me, I just happened to look at that man's shoe,

and you can tell it was one of the biggest shoes I ever seen because he had, he still had space where the heel was. And I said, I said, them big-ass shoes. And... A ripple effect. D.C. looked, and it was over with.

One D.C., he tried, he took him down. He didn't even notice it. He was like, me and two. He took it down. Once I said that, I said, damn. And then DC said, What's me?

Once he said that, I think she'd jump in. And then Rip was like, it was like, I'm talking about. Rip said, since we planned, plead the fear of Rip was better, like, he won't the shoe and nothing but the shoe, right? So then it just started like the chaos just building. Carlos, he was, Carlos was the team captain for the episode. So generally, he was trying to, he's like, man, I'm trying to, man. I'm trying to, man, I'm trying to get my,

that's when Rips said, he's like, man, can anybody come down, order the court, man, I'm trying to get my joke off. That's what Rips said, he wanted to shoot, nothing but to shoot. So it started back up. Happy, he calmed everybody down. He looked at Lowe's, and Lowe's was just like,

shoot, like that, right? So now it's chaos. Then you hear Chico jump in, and he was like, he was just freestyle. They call him big, stomp, whatever. Oh, look. Then you look at DC. Oh, my God.

You look at DC, this man had some Apple Box. Like, it was like this big wooden box for both feet that cameraman you would sit on. While everybody's laughing over here, DC goes on stage, get the camera box, sit on top, stand on top of the camera box as if they were the man's shoes. With the whole crowd, and everybody was on stage,

looked at DC like this, and they lost it. And he was walking like this, like, did the man's shoes, and it was like that for the, to the point where they was like, yo, we gotta get back to the rest of the show, like y'all gotta stop. And remember, Chico had, did the Wiles

style with the man scott shoes on oh yeah the whole episode turned into about Nick Canada's little brother shoes and it was the most they weren't the most iconic they were big a hell you and you can't like you can't you can't make that stuff up man you gotta have the chemistry for that kind of stuff dog you had fun on that was a family with nobody every day man I don't mind what what moved you in or nothing I never cared I just knew I couldn't wait to come to work because I just knew at any moment it's going to brighten my day.

Doing the bad job. I swear on everything. We can have a fucked up day. Something going to happen while I'm like, somebody's going to be like, make your stupid asses up. Now we're in here nothing.

I'm up. I was just sad. I feel like if they made, if they probably, hey, man, I'm just, I ain't saying I came up with this idea, but I ain't ever seen it, and I thought about y'all should.

While and out probably should release the, All the jokes that didn't make it. Like, they got a full, like, it'd be sometimes. Years and years. Bro, shout out the hit, man. He finally going to go hate this, bro. Like, I tell people all the time when they used to come on while I'm out, the newbies.

I was like, listen, don't throw a party. If this is your first time being on this show, when the season is done shooting, do not go home and brag and tell people I'm going to be on the show. Bro. Because what's going to end up happening is, I ain't even know this. they gotta make cuts. Everybody can't make it. So even if you have a good joke, it might not never air.

I kid y'all not, man, hitman, his first season air. He threw a watch party. Man, that man threw a watch party brought the whole city out. Flew me down now. Mr. Premier, I walk in like,

I'm just supporting Hit Man. He turned out of being. Mr. Wild and out, he's going in. Bro, the whole, literally his whole premiere episode, that boy made the commercial. Damn. And I made the commercial.

And I, I had so much camera time. You would have thought it was my walkie party. I'm like, oh man, they showing me too much love, bro. And this man had the city out and was like nowhere near the episode. So I'm telling people like, man, if they can actually show what they don't air, like, what some of those jokes can make and break your career. Now, please don't know it's 2026, please don't get too sensitive.

But I remember I said a joke and I thought like, oh, this hit, this is over. over with. And again, don't judge me, it's comedy. But we were doing star sightings. And I remember getting in between these two, these big women, they were big. And they was like, Emmanuel, who do you got in town, man? Who do we have? I said, oh, you guys won't believe it, man. Give it up for all the fat Rick Ross lost. Because you have at the time, Rick Ross got real skinny or whatever. And when I say it shut the place down, but when I thought it was going air, it was like, but no, we're not putting none like that on TV, boy.

Right. It's a lot of stuff that if those folks release some like stuff that were said on stage, man. You know, my one that I wish they would have released. What? We did this song about sexual harassment. Why, we don't remember that? Uh-uh.

Oh, man. How I go? Don't be like Harvey. Don't be like Cosby. Don't be like Cosby. Oh my God. Eli Russell, Simon, they're out here touching women. I remember that.

Keep your hand to your got-th-th-saint-send. Give your hand to your goddamn'-sself. Oh, my God. I remember that. I remember that. Yeah, boy. She's going to do another about Rodney King. They ain't have to beat Robin's like that.

They ain't have to beat Rodney's like that. You're talking so I could just pitch as Ken singing, stay down, Rodney. Stay down, Rodney. You all right to see Rodney like that. Like that. I'm just hard, right? But they're not going to release to them.

Because they're forgetting, we've grown, too. So if you tell us to make a song about some shit, we're not thinking like that, man. They need to prove for this shit, man. They have to be running like that. And you're talking from a company. Shut out, Rodney. Stay out riding.

I ain't going to lie. I'm glad they probably. We probably would have got definitely got. No, because look at what's going on now. That's all they're talking about. Right. Nah, but in the times they were we was in, bro, they probably would have counseled that show

we did some black folk would have been mad for sure. Man. Black, y'all would have been mad at something like that. If y'all would see that sign, maybe the family, but. Nah, bro. Nah, bro. That's-

It's really pop culture, though. It's still bringing awareness. They said we couldn't drop the sex with the rest of the song because all that was a legend. No, I'm talking like the rock the king part. You know how many young people will go, like, who the fuck is right the king? and go and look it up and see what shit show.

Yeah, but the name made fun. The song were hard. The song was hard. The song was hard. They did. They sing the rasmin and shit. But we had melodies and everything. They had to be right their ass like that.

But going in, bro. That's all was hard. That shit was so hard, right. I told Nick one joke, I told him, bro, this is around his divorce. And I don't mean to bring us back up. We're just talking, Nick. No, we're just reminiscing. We're just reminiscing.

We're just reminiscing. That's what that's what you did. We're reminiscing. Now, I told him doing it. plead the fifth I said um you remember you remember when we came back but they was cutting everybody's episode they was cutting everybody episode because the stuff's going on people want to get paid what they used to right and I went out there and I asked him I said yo our our checks a little bit short because Mariah's taking all the money and your divorce and shut the place down I really

thought I'm like oh my god when this air I'm him right to the abyss nothing it doesn't And the funny part about it, everybody gets got. Don't think you, because it was where at one point for six, seven years, seasons, they never cut my stuff. So when I hear these niggas complain, I'm like, I don't know what y'all talk about. I called, man. Because I didn't know they did that. So hitman had an hour to went through his permit party.

So when it happened to me, because I think mine was, I had a big-hand moment. I'm talking about I said this. This was my first shutdown. My first ending ding, ding, ding. I'm like, yeah, nico. I think Rip had. that done poe powder on me. He did some shit where the powder got on me,

and I fucked around and did some shit back on him, and I ripped it. Nigel, when they cut it with him only throwing the powder on me, you were pissed. I said, the world gonna think it ain't like that. I said, that one with that. I said, that motherfuckerfucking towel, you hear me? I called him, I said, he is.

All right, so you're bringing that up. Do you all remember there was a period of time, damn near, every day Rip was throwing something on somebody, and we were just like, look, no fucking more. Don't throw nothing else on nobody. Don't blow no glitter on nobody. Nigger, don't you throw a handful of M&Ms at nobody.

It got to the point where we're like, you know what, that's his gimmick. So now I'm expecting it. I want to see him throw the pile on the mother. I can walk up on a lot. We go smug in the faith today with that. He took him to a whole other level, bro. He would just, it got to the point where it became

ripped thing. So during the wild style. We all backed up. You don't know what he might do. Rep. My wife's a doo-doo on your shirt. Shit. And you know what?

Cut the commercial. We got to make it work. How you gonna be on wild and out with doodle on your shirt? And run out. And then he off tomorrow. He'll run straight out the bill. You won't see him by the time you see him. You ain't even mad no more.

You didn't get the fighting. And didn't get the fighting with nobody. Nobody ever trying him. I don't know how he got away with some of that stuff. But Rip would do some. I love him. A lot of shit that couldn't make you on TV, man. Rip, because you don't never know what he might do.

Rip might find a lady in the crowd squirts some tin milk on the camera. You're like, what, what? How y'all letting this shit fly? Roald some shit on my shirt, the rip's gonna stay for him so hell. I love a real. I ain't gonna say no name, but there's like a lot of people,

like I said, behind the scenes, stuff that we had to like go through. Uh-oh, you should feel to be. You're gonna feel to be, man. Who is your favorite? Well, and now, just switch you, man. While and now, cast member that, like, we talk about.

some of the niggins who we thought was funny but they never really do you like get to shine on wild and out like some of your favorite underground castes i love roos to these not underground but probably like you know lesser known or the ones who didn't last but a season or two russ got on a foolner oh hey that's a br like oh roi's got on their ass when he said teaco yeah remember he was dressing like somebody every week he slapped chico oh my god it was rick jane royce dressed up as rick james and and And during wild style, this man slapped Chico, but you know, Chico a professional. To get slapped on camera.

What in the five things? What in the five things? Slap that man doing wild style and Chico had to play it off, but he was so pissed when the cameras came on, dog. Oh my God, bro. Worstful stupid as hell. On that niggie soldier, he's like a Georgia bull dog. You look like a girl. You look like God

y'all had that hard laughing a little bit too hard He made you Let me ask you Y'all talking about when the camera That nigga is so talented He's talented but I hate him So the episode

I ain't gonna call no night It was a revenge episode Everybody got their get back On the sir and your name Oh man I think I think I was When the cameras went off How was that shit? Quiet as a mouse

Who? Did he get the fuck away from y'all? Who? Spoken reason. Fuck it. Oh. Cause, you know, we were together that whole weekend. And then when he left, he went back and started talking shit about you.

Because with the Beatty War weekend, me, you and Kate up. Yep. He was with us the whole weekend. We were in my truck. I remember that. Soon as we, soon as he gets back in LA, he's going to make a video on by there. Hey, look, man, that's, that's behind me now. But, um.

He living righteous now. Yeah, we need. No, fuck that. I'm saying, like, when the cameras was off. I'm about to tell you. How was that shit? I'm about to tell you. He came back.

I don't know if you are sorry but you know how when it when the when the while not goes off like all they go make that thing after the performance you can kind of see like once you know the credit's rolling up and people on stage he go make the nigga talk he gonna make he can't wait he can't wait he's like yes they finally said probably you again you know right you know I want to know what I always I always wanted to know this shit I'm alive again No bad. Another eight monster try again! You don't already be it too much.

You're out. You're right. You're right. That d'n't get no more shy. It's all good, dog. I'm still getting harassed, by the way. For what? No.

Yeah. For what? No. No. 100%. Fuck them. It's all good, though. It ain't true.

And tripled. But Royce is one of the talent to this nigger. Who would you say words? Like, not y'all? Like not y'all? Yeah, I'm saying like I said, the cast members who only lasted like a season or two. I ain't teens, bro. No, I ain't even gonna lie.

The ones we gotta fuck on was supposed to get a fuck on. I ain't gonna lie. But that don't mean that you still ain't fuck with them. No, they cool, but they were there to take a nigga job. Fuck that. You're out of here. Bro, speaking up. You wouldn't want you shit.

Nah. People don't, bro, people don't understand how, like, if you're inspiring, if you're an aspiring actress, actor, or wild-in-out cat, whatever you want to call it, TV, period. Period. Business is business. I remember one season, bro, like, we're getting older. They're looking at us like, all, man. Get the fucking out of.

It's like, they're getting too up in price. We have to pay them according to the budget like da-da-da-da. So we need to start dropping episodes or we need to start bringing on the new faces. It was one season, bro. They brought in literally 40 new cast members. And the funny thing is, usually with all them season, they usually bring the vets back, and we all meet up in the hotel room. 40, bro.

And we were all sit in the hotel room where we have to like play the games with the rookies to get them familiar. When we walked in that room, bro, and we saw like, I don't look like, doppel gangers, it was like, funny Mike. They was trying to replace D.C. with funny Mike. And that my boy, too much.

Young swag for me. They went and go get niggins. Shula King. For Carlos, I don't think they can find nobody here that big Chigo, if I ever played Chigo, he was like, Oh no, y'all really trying to get rid of us. They got another Asian nigger for Tim. Oh, yeah, that dumb found it.

They tried to go, and it was just like, yo, wait a minute, we understand like we're getting old and the table just in a third. That's no shot, no shit, and all those votes are super talented. That's how good. It was just like Tim was, though. Wow. Tim was such the good Asian dude.

They could never find another one. Right. Tim was great. Man, they went. and got rice gum and all kind of mother. Oh, I forgot about rice gum. And I ain't even gonna lie, boy, my buddy Funny Mike were making so much money.

He didn't get to fuck about none of that shit. Well, I swear, he was telling him too. I don't care about making them. I got it out. I can say it now. Shout out the Funny Mike. I love my boys. I remember his first Ricky, he got it to it with now.

And now, now means where when he's picking on you and saying you can be funnier than that, he's been doing this since season one, bro. He's trying to help you out. So he was picking on Funny Mike. And I remember, I remember he was a guy I remember now I started talking, he was talking to everybody, but it was kind of like, you know, he don't want to sing nobody out.

He was like, man, ain't none of y'all in here. He said, none of y'all in here are good enough to be sitting here schlacking off. We got a show to do. I'll be doing this to the day. Ain't none of y'all ain't any of y'n't any of you any of y'all. And then everybody was quiet. All the millionaires were not quiet. But who?

But who ain't no millionaire? Now I was like, because they've been going at it for weeks. And he was like, man, you ain't got no million. You ain't got no men. When he pulled this phone out. Funny Mike pulled that man to the side. I guess he pulled up a receipt, bank account. And he showed now and now it was like,

Funny Mike was like, but I don't need this show? I'm like, oh, how much money does it? He has a young nigga had. He had it. Bro. He had it. Bro.

He was making it more than everybody. Everybody there. Everybody, D.C., everybody, everybody, That's lunch money to me. I was just pulling to the side like, hey, man, come on, man. Come on, man, you know you're from the good, man.

Come on, because I got to keep my brothers together. You feel, me. Don't chop him off. But I know you mean, well. He's like, but don't eat this shit fly? I said, I know, but we... Show appreciate it if you're gonna fucking look. Oh, hey, man, that's crazy, dog. I always segue into, like, fame is one drug, bro.

Because I remember being on, when you on TV, bro, a lot of people think. you made it and they should be like bro we had we literally had to earn our like living on while now my first season there they was paying paying me i don't know what y'all negotiated but they were paying a thousand dollars a episode yeah everybody just go out the package no because i find out it's all about what you negotiate tim and uh conn weren't making that our first but they was paying a thousand dollars a episode i got the 50 and lemma hundred and out of 16 episodes when you think about it you never had that kind of money it's like out of that something but then you

incorporate taxes and all that stuff. So a $1,000 an episode, then you gotta pay your taxes. Brian Kiddish and I was on Wilden out for three years and was carless. I stayed in my apartment for three years because I had $23,000 in my bank account for three years straight.

And people ask me, why you ain't got no car? The fuck? What you mean, bro? I don't need no car, bro. I didn't need to say the truth, but it's like, that's all like that. It's not what you think. It ain't what you think.

I ain't get shit. That's all like that. That's all like that. I just went to the script club that motherfucker got. But luckily, just being on that motherfucker helped me get so many shows. Man, oh my God. That's what I don't understand. That's what it is.

I know how to twerking. One. You see? That's exactly what I was trying to tell you. You remember that? Remember what twerking ain't have shit to do with Dazza? But ladies, I do know how to twerking it. Exactly.

I told you. I told you. I mentioned with the twerkie lady. I remember what twerking ain't had shit to do with some free your ass shaking. You ain't ain't torquering. That doesn't mean you working a more. Yeah, you should have your final. Because again, you ain't doing it

had to twerk. Right. We had, though. We twirking. You got to think about it. You got something that's promoting you. If you don't know how to utilize that, that's your fault. If that's y'all going to put me on TV every week. I got to figure something out. I got to figure something out. Yeah, but you can't, it's got to be no shade.

You got to be talented, though. You're right. No, that's not shade. That's real right. But it's something. people that on that show, I ain't gonna call their name. That still can't get booked for shit. But like- You don't have to say you don't even calling their name.

We already told them to their face. But we did. I'm telling you. They go back to them. Everyone, and listen, that's the fucked up part. And when people come up, and like, man, I don't like them. I'm like, I know.

I told him when they brought them you weren't gonna like them. I told them when they brought him in. Oh, people ain't about to fuck with him. That's why you're difficult. He ugly. What you mean he ugly? He's two TV ugly. You can't make you look decent.

On TV. With all the hair and makeup and new clothes, you're ugly. Hey. Lowe's gonna tell them like that. Like, Lowe's one of the people that he will say that and he'd get away with it because everybody think he's joking. But if I agree with him, I kid you not. They did a, um, who's the, I guess the biggest A-hole or whatever. Everybody named me.

Because I was real with people behind the state. Oh, that's not, but they were asking me, what do you think about this joke? That's not funny. Bro, why would they even ask you? Because they looked at me like, oh, man, you've been on here for a long while, and I say, listen, I don't think the joke is funny, but to them out there, to the master.

You can kill, so don't take my advice. They go to Lose. He's not joking. Man, that's trash, man. I remember being in the room with him and Nick. him and Nick and Carlos walks in like

trash Nick that's trash Joe you be up here doing some BS Nick to all that stuff and I'm sitting here like and Nick is just like ha ha ha that's just Carlos and Carlos is dead

but if I say something remotely close to it episodes get threatened yeah and I'm just like wise wise they would tell you

they didn't see me do all of this shit right the only thing they need to leave out the story is I be right right see I'm the type of motherfucker I say some shit for the betterment of the group right all them times when I'm in there having all these critiques and shit when we get to lunch niggins be trying to keep their job there'll be like you're right though right now niggins he's knowing he was there when I told him man hey man can anybody fit on they got their money what they do

They had that money. Right. If we, if nobody would have said shit, we would have never got that money. Nice. Fuck that, man. We are in it. We are waiting on.

Need the bread. Brut. Y'all green the people in here, we're not knowing this shit at the time, but the people who write the checks is coming to here watching us every day. Where is our money? You guys don't have your money?

No, don't play crazy, bitch. You got the money. You're going to be right. And he will talk like that to whoever needed to be talking. to just like that. And he didn't care, like, it's like, it'll get awkwardly solid, but it's just like, him is like, no, Ray, I'm playing with our money,

brother. We were just hungry together. Now everybody quiet. Y'all gonna let them send me home today, because y'all's scared to say something. Y'all, all right, man. I'm about to get all that chick. You don't want your check?

All right then. What's it is? I'm glad I won't do that yet. Yeah, I was crazy. Oh, what I'm saying. They got that said that. Guess what? You have not said that.

Shout out to Ricky, man. So while he was going on those rent, Ricky took good care of me, so I was just them wrecked. It wasn't no Ricky then. It was just me. I had to sit there and put the goddamn old manglasses on and read my own contract, word for word. And then I'm like, what the fuck this means?

He was his word. And I had to ask him what that shit meant. And then from now on now, I read all my own shit. No, take that out. They're bullshitting right here. Oh, he's got it. Look, it's right here in the contract. They're supposed to pay us.

We're supposed to get our money every day. You see this right. So what they start doing? It's brown envelope time. Every motherfucking day at 2.15, it's brown envelope time. Had I not told them people, we want our money, guess what we wouldn't have? No, brown envelope time. No, they owe us money.

Every day we're here. They're supposed to put that in our chair. They're ready to move your ass out the way. It's right there in the contract, though. You're supposed to get a per die. Per diem. Per diem means per day. You're not supposed to be reading that, Carlos.

He was his lawyer. Yes. He was a lawyer. And guess what? You the nigger on the plantation that can read. I can read. They should never let me read. What that motherfucker said?

You're going to earn you 12 lashes. Brother, all this is things about business, man. All you have to do is do what you say is going to do. I'm here. I can't go away. Y'all know my room number. Y'all got my credit card information. Y'all get my flight.

I'm going to leave. What are we waiting on? What you thought I was doing? where I was gone that I was just going to have enough money to lay around here and fuck off it for a month and not pay no bills or nothing, just lay up in the hotel room eating little bags of chips and shit. Oh, my contract. Where is my money?

What money? The money you owe me. We're supposed to get paid for yesterday from coming up here. We're supposed to get out of purdy. You owe me. You owe me already, we didn't tell any jokes. Get my money. Right.

You probably had a figure. You shouldn't reflect on me like you had it if you don't have. I don't want to get nothing about no budget. This motherfucker is a billion dollar company, man. Somebody got some money around somewhere. It's got a whole building where we can go 50 floors up and they got pay bills on every flow. They got some money.

And he's talking like this during the commercial break. Everybody will say hungry, t-shirt, too big. String. You're going to say nothing. Not me. My hunger pains must be sharper than y'all. I'm not, man. You knew exactly what they owe me to.

You knew exactly what they owe me to me. You said, my hunger pay will be sharper, y'all. My hunger pain was all up in my living and shit. I was hurt. I was hungry. But I will say as much as less as we was getting paid at the time. Brissing less. In hindsight, but like what he said was key.

For me, I looked at it as one season was like three years of touring for me. Like, if you on one season a while and out, you booked at the colleges for at least three years. So every season I come back, it's like, oh, who. on the off season, phone stayed hot because, oh, you're on wilding out. So colleges are stayed three years in,

like we won't Emmanuel. So once that's all going to the tour, and then we start, bro. We would stay up literally like, one city, we'll take the bus, drive to the next city, but we'd be up, what, gambling.

Gabbling. Gutt? It's a gambling game. And it was just like, bro, we would literally not go to sleep. Stay with some gambling people. It is very, it's very addictive. We were literally like, get off stage from a show.

No, don't get me your life. Get on the bus. Good to the next city. Go to the hotel. Hey man, I'm just dropping my back time. Let's meet the hotel I'm from the gut. Showtime is in three hours. We got five.

We got it so much. Come back. Until we're doing show. Come back, gut it. All nights and roll. Nick had to find his security because he would gamble two bucks with that. Oh, shit. Hey, man.

He got fired, bro. not even securing his client. He had a gambler. He at the table. He's not gambling. He's like, I'm like, hey man, you're mad, dude. Amen. He's like, I can't leave, son.

I'm 12,000 in, son. I'm like, boy, you're asking to go. He's not lost this money, ain't you all. Ain't that bitch? That thing got to go. Amen. Hey, bro, we had so much fun, bro. Even though, bro, besides all the other little minor

technical difficulties, the bond, and what we were able to gravitate and capitalize on being that show. Oh man, super blessing. Yeah, yeah. Everybody. Everybody, everybody, everything, nothing to reap crazy. That's the crazy part. Everybody.

Most of our complaints is about money. They was just a few dollars off from everybody. They were just, it was like, if they would have just did it right, and everybody would have got what they asked for, it wouldn't have never been crazy. Because when nobody asked you for nothing crazy, crazy. I knew she got real when they cut my episode.

I said. Oh, boy, ain't nobody exil. There's nobody exil? Hey, I had to tell my age. They were like a little sex bone, man. I'm like, I think it's time. Hey, everybody's going to get this. I'm blaming on Ben and Dead.

I'm going to. I'm going to be going to be. I said, they ain't like what I did with Nick. I said, they let me go. Hey, that first time you look at them that call sheet and you don't see your name on both of them. I'm like, I can't believe they are really confident in. I'm there. We didn't talk about a few episodes.

They called me before one season. I used to go from 36 episodes. The folk called me. Like, yeah, we're going to bring you back. We want your nine episode. How many y'all shoot? 33. He said what?

You said what? Are we getting old? Are we 40? Bro. I go from 33 episodes per season to nine episodes. It's like, oh. When you get there and they already been shooting. Y'all start shooting.

Oh, my God, man. I'm talking about the new bitch, there too. They acting like they're doing something. I'm like, look at this old fuck, nigginess. Hey! He thought that shit worked. That shit don't work. Bye, more concerts.

That shit don't work. Man, because 33, yeah. I can see if y'all say, we're gonna bring you down 28. We're trying to get some of the new faces. Don't folks say, listen, it ain't working. And they're happy to. They're friendly here.

They're like, what's up y'all? I'm like, man, man, don't fucking dapped me, nigga. You didn't came and stole a little. nigga job. That should be sad. This shit like boot camp for real. Y'all bush shit. This ain't no, we don't give a fuck now.

You hear you here. You earn your spot. You earned your spot. But hey, Joan. You're fighting for one, too, though. Be sad when they got that whole day off, they ain't don't want none of the episode. They be in the whole chair all day. Sad, cr.

And want you to help the new nigger. Hey, can you help? I hate helping that. That's fucking. Shit. Replacing me. Let me. Let me hear you joke.

Oh, yeah. They're going to boo the hell like Joe. Do that. Do that one. Do that one. That's the one you're gonna rock. They go in there, P, hey.

You all, fuck these niggas, man. Hey, bro, that shit, bootcalf, what I'm telling you. Boy, that's why we stuck together so strong because we saw everybody come in. Like, we fought for eye jobs. So once we fought, we see all the other shit.

We're like, oh, hell, nah. Uh-uh. We ain't going for that. Hey man, we gotta make sure we got a job this season. But this thing, we gotta get this like disclaimer. They set their self up. For shit show. They said they self.

For shit show. Because look who you're going up against. That's the fun part where it's like, bro, they've teamed up on the air. And show you a nigga how to really do this shit. So it was always an alley hoop. Every time we play the game, it was just like, and one.

No, look. Oh, these dick can't fuck with the mind. the stars, nigger. What? Wow, yeah, man. That shit, we had too much fun, bro. Yeah, that's great. However they're winning, how they're playing,

how it did what it is. If they would let us get away, like, the business was straight on their end, bro, we would have had some hit songs on iTunes, bro. We don't can't know. We really the number one show on MTV, VA1. I don't care. How do you want to play it, nigg.

Wiling out is the number one show on VA1 and MTV of all time, nigger. No cap. No cash. You're here right, man. No cap. I don't care what they say. Biggest show ever, nigger.

No cap. What? However they want to cut it. Shout out to Nick, man. We love you, OG. We had a run. Ten year run. They're still showing.

They're like rerun, like Family Feud, so we still got to run. No, I was on that bitch. You still there. They're on Roku. They got your own channel. They got a home channel. Netflix. Netflip.

You go to hotel room. You just see wild in, you're like, what the fuck? She's crazy. They can't be entertained without us. Huh? I don't give a fuck who they put out there. I don't know who they put out there. We're gonna rock out.

Because we already know where we come from, bro. You dig what I'm saying? Like, we got to beat the odds anyway. Why would we get complacent? What you want to talk about? How did they frame me or what? I was on that show like 10, 11 years. It wasn't even him.

They found me, it was the other people. This black men, we didn't have a lot of platforms where we could do our thing and talk about the issues that were important to us. Back when 85 self started, man, we just needed our own platform or we could be ourselves. Trusting the vision is what got us

as far as we've gotten right now. When someone's wearing this t-shirt and they look in the mirror, I want them to feel like they're a part of the team. Real 85 percent are the ones who put us in position where we can continue to win, man. And we thank you and we love you for all your support. Now you can get this shirt

so you could be part of the division because all the things that they said that we couldn't do we already did you feel me that's get naked flowers too though man hey changing I don't know you change my life man so for shit show I love you to the end you appreciate your Nick man like you doing that for a lot of people bro that's real genius show genius show and not only that it shows the different it shows the different from when you're working and somebody really fucking with you saying hey bro I'm rocking with you that's how niggas really that's just like

with us, eight to five side, bro. We rock with a nigga who we rock with. We're telling you to come up here. And you can't do no wrong in my sister audition, bro. He's like, I don't know what you're saying, but it's funny. But just, I feel like working with you because you got potential.

Yeah, and it's a challenge to just challenge yourself to do something different every day. For sure. Oh, boy. You know what I'm saying? It's like you would have to find the creative muscle to keep being able to fuck with this. Because, you know, like it's some shit

that we just, you know, didn't fuck with everybody got them ones that they the games that they didn't fuck right you just had to find a way to play you know what you find a way that were made that what made it that's what really but when you think about it in the grand scheme of shit that's what made the show different right it's because everybody played that shit different right what I'm saying it's like niggie I don't really fuck with this so I just my move right here right then you fuck around and you like oh okay if I work my shit and this I fuck with this

this game because I only like the game but now I fuck with it because I found out how to play right right you know once you get stuck into you know doing the same thing niggie should just become repetitive right keep the sauce moving and just trying to find nigger trying to find a funny way to play five or six games 20 games at the end of the day with doing the three episodes that you got to find 20 different ways to be funny on this shit right you got 20 20 it don't necessarily even be about funny but to be interested right you get what I'm saying right don't ever not participate you know what i'm gonna like the game but that's why i love used to watch y'all because

i ain't want to hear y'all get y'all shit together one i want to see i want to see how y'all create because i see the the preparation but i like the execution because i'm like damn right this is and i'm like i fucking hate this game but this nigger is great a game that i ain't really like um it ain't really too minute that i ain't really like now you all out no it was it was it was it was It ain't really too many games that I ain't like. I didn't really like participating in, ah, I think that wild sauce. Wow sauce.

Yeah, the hot sauce shit. Yeah, hot sauce shit. I ain't like this shit. That I was like, fuck. You know my favorite shit. So I did gimmicks with that one. I used to love the talking spit and the fashion show shit.

All the roasts in the fashion show. Yeah. Yeah. But see, I liked it that, but I ain't really like it, because I'm like, my roasting style is more so personal. I'm trying to get your ass out of my face. That's why honestly that was some celebrities man

Fuck you're talking about it Would literally have talks with the networking But like Man if I come on the show They can't say this And I and I and not And I respect it because That was one of them shows like all it took was for something to go viral

One joke right and you got to understand how they would When no cameras off They still got to live through that You know what I'm saying like you can either I remember I think When Chico first season was on there, con called said, why y'all got me battling some summer Uncle Phil?

Chico was smart enough to know like, oh, they're going to how on me for years. Chico put his profile picture as Uncle Phil. So like he embraced it. But some celebrities get on there, Chico kill, uh, Safari. With Safari, beefing with Nikki and stuff, Chico didn't hold, he didn't hold back.

But Safari played that like a G, though. He took it like a champ. He ain't had no choice. But he took it like a check. So he said, Nicky Minaj, next album is going to be called Meek Mills' P penis. Yeah. That was crazy. You gotta understand what that's doing to that man.

This episode is funny out of hard. I thought he was gonna want to fight after that one. I was like, ooh shit. Don't folk gotta go through that stuff in real life, bro. That was so dope. We was bad. But he took it on the chin, I said, well, you did. When me and him was doing the wild style.

We did not know that nigg was gonna run. on stage no nobody and he came like he was he came just to do that the way he ran I think the man he even had his own mic in his coat wait a minute suck up there's a different ball game you get up they got they go fight they set them up they set them up that were fun you stupid bro yeah we had some moments oh I love I love that shit it was really comedy boot camp yeah that's all I looked at it was like they come over here and get you comedy up nigg When the Varnier Hill show coming on?

September 1st, man. September 1st, man. Paramount Plus, man. Paramount Plus. Is it going to be weekly or are they going to just drop? Weekly? All together. I hope it's all together.

I hope it too. We're really neat job, man. The really little job to, you know, watch it, support it because that way we can get another season too, man. What was your favorite part about working on that show? And my boy Tim on that? Mm. Shout to Tim.

My boy. Timmy. I don't care. I think I can get that way. I think one of my favorite moments on there was working with Wendy Raquel. Yeah. She's so, bro, she's so talented. What's her role on it?

She plays Varnel's assistant. Okay. So, but yeah, like just being able to just work with some of my childhood friends, man, like they were all so embracing too. They had no idea who, like me, Tim, and some of the up-and-coming people, you know, Some people, they didn't know who we were. And when they found out, it was just like they was all just super loving. Like, matter of fact, how the story I told you all about going into the office, that was Kim.

I found out later that she was the one that was like, we don't know these new people. Like, you got, y'all got us on set trying to have the chemistry with these people. We have to get to know them. So can we have a meeting? Can we have a meeting? then she's the one that like, I want to get to know my coworkers. I want to get to know my co-stars because I want to be able to act better with them on stage.

So for her to do that, it's set off the same, it set off my testimony and it just got, it just, she actually, we all just be chopping it up now. And it's like, that's cool, man. Yeah. Litt, proud of you, my boy. Appreciate it, man. No, that's dope. Congratulations on another victory, though.

Yes, sir. Thank you, brother. Thank you, man. Yeah. Vaughanel Hill, the Vardel mankind. Shabari Maim. And he's playing the same person from that in here. He's the same demeanor, same absence.

I'm not going to lie, bro. I know a lot of people out there. See a lot of people just having their opinions, your opinion is your opinion. But I ain't gonna lie. To address the elephant in the room, when I got it, I did think like, ooh, this gonna be tough. In 2026, something that was this, I was this, iconic, da-da-da-da, how y'all gonna make this work?

But when I got there and I started seeing like, oh, okay, they're not, I'll leak this. They're not shying away from that. They're not shying away from y'all opinions. They're addressing the elephant in the room. That's kind of what the script is all like surrounding. Like, we know what y'all gonna say. So let you go ahead and throw it in there, mix it with this,

bring the new school to old school, da-da-da. And I end up liking it. I go, yeah, that should be dope. I mean, it's so many reruns on TV or the original Martin anyway, so it's still irrelevant. You know what I'm saying? And reruns and reruns and reruns. So it's like, you know, people just, they just, bro. I'm glad to see it.

Oh, I hope it's like the 90s. It better be the same. You was four. Stupid-ass. Don't even watch it. Fats. You don't watch a party. Just keep watching the reruns.

It's fast, brats, bro. But I think y'all don't like it, man. I think they're going to like that. I'm definitely, I'm ready to check it out. I appreciate you. Yeah. Well, you know, we don't like anybody to stop through here and leave empty hands. What's you gonna go?

Oh, man. Yeah. Now, when the last time I've been on this show? Eh, yeah. You should not have. You've been a minute. You've got to the trail. Hey, man, I want to say, man, shout out to the advancement.

Shout out to the upgrade, man. Shout out to the live. I went, y'all went here first. I'm not got here. So my boys doing big team, man. Shout out to the live audience, man. This was up. Okay, y'all give you.

Come on. Some of that new flavor. Try to do our thing, man. You feel me? Absolutely. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, you got an exclusive, home? We just got that.

I see what you got on to our people. I don't want to start it up. Yeah, time to let's start. That's one, Y, M mechanic. Oh, yeah. I like you. And we got the old school. Look, we got the old school.

Oh, wow. On this. Hotel placard key chains, bro. This one used to go when they had a real key. They're a motel where you walk straight outside from your wheel. Yeah, that's outside though. Something little sauce. Hey man, who y'all designed a team, this is no.

Who that is a jail for my little brother, ain't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to pay for that. Yeah.

Oh, you can still pay for it. We take cash. Cows, yeah. Zill, Vimmo, PayPal. Paypal. Oh, we do Vimmo. This is a little upscarred right here. I can see this in Saxon.

Yeah. That's what we're headed to next. We're going to be in the Saxia very soon. Come on now. 85,000 show Emmanuel Hudson, Justin Whitehead. You did. Your favorite comedians, favorite comedians. Good night, folks.

We in the trail. Oh, Bob Wilson, y'all have to go on. Shit. Yeah. Do you make shit play. Yeah. What did? What did?

He's singing the intro music. We. Ame song. We in a trap. Don't talk about them. Don't say. We just be smoking and joking.