The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 85SouthshowLIVE from The House Of Blues NO - DCYoungFly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean Pt2 | Ep. 133

Episode Date: June 1, 2018

Like, Subscribe and Share! See the 85 South Show Live in Charlotte + Long Beach + San Diego! For tickets visit: https://www.85southshow.com/live The crew returns for part 2 of The 85 South Live Show from the House of Blues New Orleans. After the intermission, Chico Bean, D.C. Young Fly, and Karlous Miller take the stage for stand-up comedy sets in front of a sold out audience on Decatur Street. You’re gonna love the musical songs created live on stage like , “Deep Inside”, “New Orleans,” “Suck It Till It’s Hard” and so much more. The live band (hired off craigslist) check in to bring out the real New Orleans feeling. Plus, in this episode we After the show the fellas sign the wall to commemorate a sold out show at The House Of Blues. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's funny as fuck, though. We got. Today's in the building Say what, say what Say what Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building

With your stacking ass You're gonna be in New Year's in church With your stacking You're gonna go straight back to work With your stagin' ad While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stagin' ass

Hold up your alternated on work With your stagin' air Now you gotta try to crack With your stagging ass O's saying you gonna be lay for work With your stanging ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking dogs With your stanging ass

If we don't bend over see with the shit Tell it to fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talking about Them niggins fucking hang with that shit But tell what I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick

Now ain't tellin where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid but I might jump on the plane and parley Vu a little frante cause my dude knows i got the jokes i'm everywhere you see me with it i'm up in africa i'm telling jokes in different cities hey gonna went to germany and felt some different tities hey go went to germany and felt some different tits hey i'm gonna win to germany and felt some different tits i say they small and they round but felt some different titty i like smoking weed i like it and high i make bitches mad like bc young fly

Bitch is walking out, bitch is pulling up. I'll apologize. When you say, I don't give up for I'm crazy, man. I don't apologize me, I'm crazy, man, I don't know for a crazy man. Two, if you give him some of that pussy, he'll give some of his dick to you, give him some of that pussy girl. I don't like asking. Give him some of that pussy, baby. I don't like asking.

If the pussy is real good, then please don't give me some. But if this pussy is great, then Carlos really wants some of that pussy girl. I don't like that. You know, got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, go. Hey, that's going to get to smell, but I want to fuck, no. Pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, though. Pussy got a smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, though. Y'all got to make sure you support these dudes right here, 80-five South Show, Carlos Miller,

Chico P. D.C. Yacht, these boys gonna be the next Kings of Comedy, y'all. Give it up for them. This boy's gonna be the next Kings of Comedy. I don't know nobody out here doing it like they're doing it right now. Y'all ain't seen no shit like this. This shit is real special tonight, so House of Blues, New Orleans, we thank you. We thank all y'all for coming out and supporting. The 85 South Show, Independent Black On. We made me happy, y'all. We're about to get this shit on TV. We get on TV, y'all to fuck with it? Okay, that's what we're talking about.

Be ready, y'all, hold on. Y'all, give it up a Joe, my dog. Make sure you go online, subscribe to the 85 South Show on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter. Now the next man I'm about to bring out, he's from Washington, DC. You might have seen him a while enough. Y'all give it up with my motherfucker, Chico Big!

Everybody gets your motherfucking roll on. Everybody get your motherfucking roll on. Everybody get your motherfucking roll on. Get your roll on. We in New Orleans. My name Chico Bean. I'm known for being clean. That niggas hating, but it's all to the good.

I say shout out to all my niggas from the hood. Yeah, cut it all. Damn that nigger hit that horn. Hit that horn one more time like you did at the end. That's what it sounds like when you fought after you eat them bignets, Nick. Ben Yays nigger he missed the cue one more time not you nigga god the horn man one more time for new Orleans how y'all doing no I need more energy than that New Orleans how y'all doing like y'all is such a like y'all such a strong people man the shit that y'all

have been through down here I remember when I was watching Hurricane Katrina like on the news and just seeing how gangster y'all niggas down here is man I salute New Orleans You're some of the hardest niggas in the world, man. For real. And I understand it because y'all music was so cold. Massa P is one of my favorite rappers. That nigger in my top five. When I first heard it there, heaven for a gangster, niggins.

Blum-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Blum-do. Blum-dun-dun-dun. Blum-dun-dun. I'm like, this, nigger. P is going to kill everybody, nigger. That nigger's a real gangster. And the thing is, though, like being down here, it feels a little different.

Like, I went through Bourbon Street today, right? And that's what y'all had all the way. white people in New Orleans. Like, they stay on that block right there. But the white people down here got flavor, nigga. That motherfucker, they was playing that second line shit. The white people was doing the moves and shit. I'm like, nigga, they got swag down this motherfucker, nigga.

But I'm going to tell y'all something. Before we get the show rolling, man, I just wanted to get back out here. We got a live band. And New Orleans is known for some of the dopest music, like I said, but y'all had an R&B group with Master P, and they made a song called Pushing inside of you, nigga? Oh, my God, nigga. Oh,

that was the shit, nigga. I love song because if you can't get no pussy to that song it just ain't meant for you to fuck nigger that shit is real and it just made me want to just do my own version of R&B man like so I'm gonna see what the band can do for me give me something J-O-W-in hello ladies and gentlemen my name is Chico Bean and I'm here to talk to the ladies I put it deep inside I put it deep inside I put a deep inside I put a my penis deep inside all the way down inside I put it deep inside I put it deep inside I put it deep inside I'll put my penis deep inside all the way down inside yye hello lady

in the front row you got the white blouse on your titty's looking so good I'm about to have a motherfucking heart on us what ward is you from is it the third or the seventh it don't matter lord baby because the way you look the night i'm gonna get you pregnant i say yeah uh i put it deep inside i put it deep inside i put my penis deep inside all the way down inside, hey, I put it deep inside, I put it deep inside, I put my penis deep inside, all the way down inside, hey fellas, hey what we do, hey, we going deep inside, we going deep inside, we're going deep inside, we're going deep inside all the way down inside, fellas, we're going deep inside, Going deep inside, we go in deep inside.

I put my penis deep inside, all the way down inside. Ladies, if you want a big dick in the house, let me hear you shout. Yeah, I knew y'all don't like Lord Dick in New Orleans, what the fuck going on? Y'all niggins, they're gonna make no noise. Well, I'm gonna bring my brother out here because I know he'd like to go deep inside.

All the ladies in here tonight. You might have seen them on your Instagram. You might have seen them in almost Christmas. You've seen them rocking out on Wilding out all the time. But you're about to see them right here live tonight in New Orleans at the House of Blues. So I need y'all to stop putting your hands together one time for D.C. A D.C. a D.C. young fly. We're going deep inside.

We're going deep inside. We're going deep inside. We're going deep inside. Where we're going deep inside. Go ahead. Deep inside. I'm going deep inside. I'm going deep inside.

What in here you're going? You're going deep inside. Where you going? You're going deep inside. I'm going to need inside. I'm going in inside. I'm going in inside. I'm going deep.

Oh, I'm going with me. I said, I said I'm going deep. I said I'm going, oh, y'all. Hey, fellas, we're going deep inside. We're going deep inside. Deep inside. Deep inside. Deep inside.

Deep inside. D.C. Say it somewhere, D.C. Where you're going, going deep inside. Deep inside. Deep inside. We're going deep inside We're going deep deep

Deep We're going deep We're going deep We're going deep Deep We're going deep inside We're going deep inside We're going deep inside

We're going deep inside Yeah Oh my god damn Oh shit Oh, shit! Oh my god damn y'all niggum ain't tired? Shit, that's why these niggas keep fucking singing, y'all niggas keep playing.

Niggas be dead missing talking. These niggas just get to play. Just play something what going on, brother. everything good and I tell her everything good I ain't nobody got no choice but to say stop please these things are going to sing forever I'm over here trying to come over with verses I'm like how deep

cannot go in this bitch shit they put the pressure on me white lady Y'all have to get tired, y'all feeling good. You got cup in them chair, y'all don't got tired, y'all, see what's going on? What you do for a living, bro? You're a college recruiter, nigger? Well, did you go to college, stupid early? How you recruit niggas, and you dropped out? Like, how the fuck? Yeah, I'm about to take you to a school that I wasn't really fucking went like that.

That'd be good. So that's all you do, just a college recruiter? What's your name, OG? Tony. Tony? Tony and you a college recruiter, ugly, shit. Got to talk to this nigga like, I'm from Cali, that niggas Tony, he's a college recruiter, ugly.

That's your girlfriend right now? It's a girl, hey girlfriend. Oh yeah, I did see you. You took a picture with me, crazy. What you do for a little? You're in communication and marketing? Like, what that is? Like, you just be talking on the phone, bitch?

You just be talking. I'm on communication and marketing. Me to talk on the phone. I know what going on. Ain't your boyfriend, that boy is a college recruiter. Eklah, what? I keep my eye on you, bitch. They don't tell her where she might fly to.

This bitch is in here somewhere. This bitch is in here somewhere. This bitch is me up there looking at the nigga like, ha, ha. I should have never fought with you. I'm sorry. Y'all don't get old fuck. What you do, OG, boy, you're a little young old, ugly, boy. You in high school, I can tell, boy, you got more gums than teeth, stupid eye, buddy.

The dentist's wind deep inside. You in high school? You might be one of them like them grown at high school, you're 18. You're 18 in high school. That shit. You're 18 in high school. You drive, nigga? You drive it? Hell, no, you still ride the bus with your grown ass. Niggia, grown to hell on the bus.

Sit down, man. See, look, when I graduate, I ain't gonna be doing all this time. I'm gonna kick your ass, Mr. Charles. Look. Hell no, yeah, I'm coming out of line, baby. Don't fit your skirt. What you doing? What's your name?

Robin. What you do for a living, Robin? Pharmacy. You be stealing. No, you be stealing, man. You know you took a cup of moldron, bitch. Come around, I'm just. Ain't nobody gonna count 63 tablets of Motrin in there.

I know you don't. They know it's about 48 in there. Your little headache can have an ass. What's your name, man? Who? Jasmine. Y'all be quiet up there in the box of the man. Nigger can hear y'all,

your seat right here in my face. Fuck wrong with you. These nigga talking right here. I can, ain't y'all light skin. I ain't a lie, boy? You sitting on your girl lap? That nigga, light skin, sitting on his girl lap. Stupid-ass, nigga.

Ain't nobody gonna steal your girl. That nigga, nervous in hell. What you do for a living, light skin? Nick, looking at the brown skin, nigga. You, light skin, nigga, you. Tanned ass, nigga, you. Fuck wrong with her. That nigga, beige as hell.

You. Band-aid. What you do? You're an R&B single? You bullshit Hit some in Let me see some Huh, hell

Come on, look at his manager Look at his manager Come on, man, time's like this Come on, baby, don't let us down, baby Hey, well, he got a good-ass manager, boy He's like, come on, nigga That was that manager way Come on, nigga.

Come on, Sanker. That dude, you never know. Who might be in this bitch? No, no, don't sing to me, fuck, nigga, Sank. You saw that nigga, that nigga, that nigga was like, hi, dude. I was like, hold up. Who the fuck you talking to? You is not talking to me.

That nigga went straight at me. No, nigga. Come on, man. Come on. They read it. The note was fine. You were like, I do, but do it over that old.

Come on. You don't want to get your shine, no. All right, look. Light-skinned shit. Doing that light-skinned shit. No, bro. That how don't light-skinned, nigga, biddy, go on, bro.

Now, back to you find her. What's her name? What's her name? Look at her friend. Who couldn't get the up-close seats? I ain't lying, girl. She mad at you. You left her ass, jazz, man.

Bitch out like, she couldn't wait. No, she couldn't. What you do for a living, Jam? You teach first grade? Ooh, your patience is. Ooh. You ever want to just slap one of one motherfucker. Like, sit down, little nigger?

It'd be all in your mouth like, you'd be like, sit down. Sit down. You ever seen like the ball head? kids, you just recognize, you're like, ooh, that little child bald head. All your children got head just, shit, now my little girl

had been in your class, she'd have been baldhead like a motherfucker. That bitch will not grow half of nothing. I don't know what's wrong with her. Like, bitch, why that's what's the wrong with your hat, bitch? Like, that shit is just tender still. I'm like, Lord, come on. Like, you couldn't have some extra stuff right here?

I hate seeing, like, newborn babies. They'd be like six months with a head full of hell. I'd be like, fuck, nigga. Pishing me all, man. Big, what you do for a living big? Look at her a big boy. She's all my bitch your ass. Big boy, out like you ain't walked their pussy.

Ah! Don't crate this bitch up. This bitch is here. Sit down somewhere. I'm sorry. I'll tell you y'all, boy, that bit, I'll tell it, I'll fuck with you. If we don't know why to fuck with you, I fuck with you, okay?

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I love you too, Steve. Oh, my God. Okay. Listen. I'm going to have to pray by 10 times tonight, Lord. I was not trying to do that. You put her right there, and you know me. I say what I see, okay.

And that's what I saw. Okay. Listen, y'all so stupid. This next comedian I'm about to bring up, man. It's my dog, man. Every time he on stage, I always become a student. You dig what I'm saying? Because he got good 10 years in the game.

But every time I watch him on stage, just like seeing one of the greats in because he is one of the greats. You know what I'm saying? Y'all have seen him all on MTV, BET. Paul, I want to have an 85-south show, New World, and make some noise for Carlos Miller. Thank you, Mr. Miller. This bitch is the 85 South Show in this bitch. 85 South show in this bitch, we got an 8thouse out show.

House of Blues. Aye, aye, aye. Get it off. Before somebody get pregnant. Before somebody get pregnant. This pregnancy season, fuck with the window fan open. Yeah, the window open with the fan in there. That's how you get pregnant.

How are y'all feeling tonight? Y'all enjoying the show? Oh, this shit is magnificent on this lovely side-nigger Sunday. What a side-niggas is in. Make some noise one time. Y'all niggas out here sneaky. You on the front row side, nigga? Bro, I've been to side-nigger so long I get quiet when anybody phone ring.

My dough stay unlocked like the Waffle House. pussy all hours of the night he did it again ain't that crazy these niggas got to learn to respect you because you're a good woman for somebody how are y'all feeling the night bray anybody fuck something recently bruh this pussy is evolving this girl took her panties off and opened her legs i swear i heard the pussy say i miss you Pussy good than a motherfucker, bro. The president just paid

$130,000 for some pussy that he's going to save the economy. Nigger, how? You getting tricked. I fuck with y'all though, bro. This is my favorite motherfucking place to come to, bro, because you can get drunk

for $4 around this business. Like, for real drunk, throw up in the hat, piss in the alley drunk, Burr, you ever get so drunk on bourbon, you want to fight one of them horses? I punched the shit out of you, you big face motherfucker. Quit shitting in the street, fuck-a-haired hoi.

Being drunk on bourbon, some dangerous-ass shit, bro. You fuck around and one to too far down there. Everybody drinking out of dick straws. Welcome to New Orleans. No fuck I'm not. fuck I'm not. I'm trying to find their part where them bitches pulling them

titties out at. Y'all down there playing with each other dicks. Oh, so they put them on that side, man on this side. I ain't going to

commit just yet. There might be somebody in the balcony who like me more than me. See, fellas, all these gay niggas gave me. I'm a dime out here in these streets. They know I like pussy. They call out fuck with me. It ain't been like me and 2,700 other niggas that still like pussy. These women out here looking for a good man.

That nigga dead. The nigger, you're looking for a night coming. Y'all stand as high as fuck one nigga with a big dick and a job and some money saved up his own house I hate to tell you but that nigga already got a husband

he's not coming he ain't fucking with you shout out to all the stud bitches down here that look just like niggas I ain't gonna say nothing about him because I had a video about him and them bitches got mad at me

I walked outside. It was three little bitches looked like a little boozy. What you said, though, what you said. I was trying to jump me, bro. So if you see a video of me getting jumped by three dyke bitches, there's no, I let them win. But I figured all of them. I was just It looked like I was on the ground, balled up, but I was grabbing titties and shit. There's no girl punches don't hurt.

Shout out to all the women who on that birth control that won't stay in. What's that? The IUD? All the ladies in here who got an IUD, go get your strings cut immediately. I feel like an octopus in your pussy. I'm tired of them fucking IUDs, bro. My dick long. I'm fucking the girl with the IUD.

I'm a long stroke. I pull out. I got the IUD on my dick. Now, I'm really ready to fuck because I'm on birth control and everything. What the fuck? No, fuck that. That shit was funnier than to...

Give me some other shit, bro. Give me something else That shit was better than... Yeah, that shit was motherfucking funny as fuck Don't badoop My shit Nigger better play some

Tube on my shit Nick I didn't just lose on the prices right Man I shouldn't hide the Craig Liss and nigga bro fucking round on Offa up

Cool for that nigga hit ass say I played a tuba and shit old ad tuba nigger playing a tuba from the Civil War fuck that tuba shit ain't even gold no more orange ad tuba

with the duct tape on boom boom boom boom fuck your tuba goofed nigger drive a hashback with a tuba tuba hanging out the other side Man, fuck there. Play some trumpet on that tuba-ass nigger.

Like, hold up, before you... And you're gonna do a fall. Like, y'all niggas on some bulls shit, bro. Like, you ain't got shit. They ain't got no tough shit. Like some tough gangster New Orleans shit. Like some soldier slim shit. I don't know, bro.

You're trying to hold me, bro. Fuck with them music-ad niggas, bro. I don't know what made y'all turn against me. J-O-N, pick me up, bro. Fuck the evening. You my real partner. Play me some fucking shit, bro. Y'all I already made a classic out here without me.

That's why I'm mad, bro. It's been a fucked-up week, bro. You ever be taking the condom off too fast and the juice splash in your face? That ain't what God want for me, bro. I'm trying my best, bro. I'm out here trying to have safe, sex, wear a condom, bro. I get through fucking the condom broke hanging off my dick like this and shit, bro.

God be wanting you to go raw sometime, man. You ever be about to put the condom on and she give you that you can trust me, look? Now you feel stupid for even trying to put it on. And she's fine, so you just be like, fuck life, whatever this bitch guy I want song. We'll go get the medicine together. If she's sick, we sick. That's the definition of loving your bitch to death. I ain't never really told jokes in the country Western Bar before.

We all look like we waiting on the seat at Texas Roadhouse. Oh, not a nigga with the tuba want to act right. Okay. I pointed out his duct tape and I ain't mad. How are you beefing with a nigga that played a tuba? Trumpet nigger, you got to scoot up closer or something. Y'all should have got my nigger a chair. He ain't tall enough to sit on that big ass stool.

That nigga needs a booster seat. Shout out to all the real ladies who might just do some freaking shit when you leave here tonight. Like just pour your titty out at the red light. You don't even say shit. Just pull your titty out. See how far y'all get before he knows your titty out. Titty out. To all the ladies who suck dick in the car,

just know that you will always have a ride. If I'm doing good, we're doing good. Shout out to all the ladies who wanna fuck somebody tonight, but you really just don't know. Go ahead. this might be the last date you ain't fucking nothing in 11 dates

that nigga about to be through fucking with you your pussy ain't that good anyway it's a lot of bad pussy out here and when I say bad it's still good because good is the worst that pussy could ever be somebody in the church say amen I said

good is the worst than pussy could ever be so if you ever been told you got banned pussy just know that it's good to another nigger sometimes the pussy ain't bad you just need a second opinion that's just God's way of letting you know you ain't supposed to be fucking everybody anyway it ain't that the dick too little it just don't fit your size pussy some of y'all got wide-set vaginas some of y'all got tall pusses some of y'all got them little shout fat pusses and then some of y'all got them big long pusses like your mama every time you put the panties all look like a niggled up his

fists in your pannis you can't even wear the cute panties because your pussy lips hang to the right it ain't your fault you like to ride your bike a long time when you was a little girl much love to all the ladies who still like getting fingered in public places somebody got their pussy rubbed on in here tonight but that's your woman and that ain't our motherfucking business shout out to the white man over there with that big ass keyboard I don't know who paying him I hope he's part of this club deal yeah It's a black-ass show.

How you doing, Miss Lady? I don't know you personally, but I would like to let you know that for you to be a grown woman, I'm titty still sitting up high. Been wearing good bras all your life. And don't never think it ain't no real man out here that appreciate tities that be standing up like that.

You see how the spirit move me. I just stumbled a little bit. The titty spirit hit me. Can't stand when you meet a young lady with some saggy ass breasts. Let me know she ain't been taking care of them tithies. Titties look like a waffle house egg. Yeah.

You see how to use his jokes, but I got this nigga right here thinking about his future. I saw you, bro, you was in deep thought. You're like, I'm gonna go on head and marry her. Brother, that's your lady right there. You don't know her. Just a lady who sat by you. Nigger, put your number in her phone.

You never know, bro. She's fine as hell. Ain't nobody been talking to her fine ass. And she got that big forehead. You know she's a good woman. you're a real nigga right you did come to this shit by yourself got a fan there's woman right there that's god working boy you ain't told her your name or nothing bought a no drink probably one of them young niggas you don't even like pussy huh just bro she right there

her and her home girl sitting there with nothing in their hand bro you buy both of them a drink both your number whoever texts you first that's the one that like you play the friendship role first you might be able to best friend your way into some pussy because i know you're a young nigga you probably in school and shit you can't really be out here just you know what i'm saying dipping and dabbing that's what the old niggas call don't do a lot of dipping just do a lot of dapping so you younger than me so just know this you don't have to get all the pussy you're you can get a lot of pussy from the same place if that makes sense to you yeah you don't want to fuck everything because then you'll be an old nigger and your dick have a calice on it like a foot

and shit the doctor could do he'd be like bro put that motherfucker up bro let you try this goddamn antibiotics see what that do but it really shit we could do for the sweet potato dick Oh, gee, it's my responsibility to let the young nigga know, bro. Yeah, yeah. Definitely don't be out here fucking women like that. You're still young, you got your athleticism, my nigga. Don't do that. You could be a walk-on scholarship or something, nigga.

Go be a cornerback. But when you do fuck a ugly woman, just practice. Like, practice the shit you would do if she was bad. See how shit got quag, because they're a nigger than did it. I'll never think you're the only one in fucking an ugly girl. And sometimes they ain't ugly, they just ain't their style yet. Ask a nigga older than you what the ugly women do. They're like, this bitch, a doctor now.

$8 million a year. Look like a lizard. Shout out to all the women who be overlooking our flaws, too. Ain't no perfect niggas out here. Niggas out here talking to all that shit with black toenels, sleep apnea. Y'all out here fucking these fat-a-dote boys, every time he fall asleep, you think he did. Babe, wake up! Bay!

Bid! Shout out to all the fat niggas who be wearing designer clothes. You look fucking ridiculous. You baby mama-built ass niggas look terrible. Sagin some skinny jeans with two asses, my nigger. Them little bit at Gucci shirt cuff right under the titty. You in the club think you got bitches. Lesbians trying to fuck you.

That little dyke bitch straight. Yeah. I'll just be vibing now, bro. I just like to talk my shit. You feel what I'm saying? I hope y'all know this is gonna be a movie one day. So if you're in here with somebody you ain't supposed to be in here with,

hug them tight, fuck them people. Shout out to all the ladies in here who got two boyfriends and you love both of them. You know you're a real bitch if you buy your nigger that polo sweater That real one with the blue polo man that zip up halfway And then you by your side nigga that blue one with the red one that zip up halfway You buy your main nigga the polo sport You by your side nigga the polo blue

Oh it's some real bitches ain't here tonight Oh Shout out to all the women who still got a little bit of hell on that pussy The spirit just came to me Big shout out to all my niggas we lost in Katrina And much love to all my people that survived that shit They'll never break the spirit of this city Yeah, oh, oh, shit.

That shit hard right there, nigga. That sounds like some gangster shit we'll play at one of our homeboy funerals or something shit. There's some gangster church music right there, bro. Is that what that is? Is that some gangstaed church music? Fuck with the Lord. God bless us.

all the trap niggas because we fuck with the Lord shit hard God blessing all the trap niggas because we fuck with the Lord

Oh man Hey you're singing That shit catch you Fuck with the Lord Keep blessing your boy Ooh I'll be fucking

with the Lord on some real nigger shit Like some blessings in the beat That shit is hard I ain't gonna do it Oh nigga, you fucking with it? Dancing on my dick You fuck with it?

Oh, nigger! Take the church, this is it. Dancing on my teeth. Fuck with the law. Hey, you know we fuck with the law. Keep blessing your boy I'm sorry I really fuck with the Lord

I'm so sorry Keep blessing your boy Dancing all my dear Fuck with the Lord Dancing on my dear Keep blessing your boy I love y'all so but me

So all the times I was driving with no license With a blunt in the ashtray And a gun in the clubbox You were bagging But I was straight Because I fucked with the law They were trying them niggins, but

Yeah So all the times I thought she was pregnant And she went pregnant She just needed some money to buy some boots Buy some boots Are y'all that are you not looking at me? So I sent a four Honey through the Western Union

That's my hair She says she had her hair So we didn't win half What you tell them? D.C. one time, yeah. Four more time, D.C. With the Lord. Come.

Where we at D.C.? New Orleans. We fucked with the law. D.C. Where we at? We in New Orleans. Make some doors if you fuck with the North.

the Lord New Orleans Nicky here homeless God blessing all the trap niggas where we and we in New Orleans Nick

ain't wrong with the Lord D.C. We in New Orleans Hey, because we fuck with New Orleans Hey where we

we in New Orleans Woo you don't New Orleans New Orleans New Orleans New Orleans New Orleans

This is a whole record. Uh-huh. Yeah. New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans. This nigga right here been dying laughing the whole time, bro. I got to keep my eye on it.

Bro. We make jokes about anything. We can't make a ghetto gospel song in here. Some folks looking like they're going to go to hell tonight. D.C. I like that note, D.C. That's all you need. One more time. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Go there. Uh-huh. New Orleans. Because we fuck with the Lord. New Orleans. Woo!

No, you won't, no you want. New Orleans. Ooh. That nigga hops got. New Orleans. Hey, Miss Miss Lady, fuck with your boy. New Orleans. That's my first grade teacher right now.

Oh, oh, ah. New or me. Woo! Yeah. Let me stop for she get mad. She'll never like me playing with nobody else. I want you to get mad, babe. She bitch, my dude.

Yeah. D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C. Bro, do something for the white people in the crowd, bro. I want them to feel like they part of this shit right here, bro. He's like, thank God!

Yeah. Come on. I don't know who made him to represent it for white people tonight But the cool-in-white dudes over there hooded for bruce get your goof-ad down, boy Hey guys stay here I slapped the fuck out there boy No nigger really kid now why they're moody bro who is this nigga look like 83 Michael Jackson right here Who the fuck is that right there with the hell looking like

Michael Jackson in the bitch Michael Jackson in the field, yeah. Michael Jackson and the new orange. We got the black, Michael Jackson in the field, that boy got on boots. New Orleans. They're wearing boots with the shorts, with the dress shirt. New Orleans, yeah.

And the dresser. Cool land, nigga, country cool. And in the best, country cool, country cool, country cool in his motherfucker. Contrary cold, hell, yeah, hell, yeah. Oh, you're gonna fit your head out, ugly, bump on your ass. Yeah, yeah. Stupid-ass, hell, yeah. I ain't get your stupid booed way and ass.

Burt right, yeah. Hey, there she go. That's young dog cousin. Young dog cousin, young porpoise. Yeah. That's young corpus right there. Everybody knows he had a friend. I like that belly, Carlos.

Shout out to everybody who's Look at here in the night. New Orleans. Yeah. Hey, y'all, what we're at? New or thing. Do you see one more time? Yeah.

I said, New or thing. What we at, though? Gotta give him that black shirt. Everybody say, new or thing. Ooh. Brug, it feels so good in here. Bro, I really feel like I'm at my grandma house and all my cousins

and we're all about to spend the night in their bitch. She can't, she gotta go. Yeah. If she stay, I'll get the fuck on. I'm gonna do or thing. You know, really she only supposed to be around us. I love y'all, but I can't tell you on next year on Christmas, all right? Ooh, she's gonna fucking around.

If you ever been walking off by this motherfuckerfucking? You just don't know, it's an old nigger in the balcony who been looking at you the whole time. Shit, I fuck with her. Instead of me, I put this pit bull on her ass. Old niggas are always trying to make this shit. I put that pit bull on the ass. You know nothing about that pit bull. I lock in on that bitch.

I love fucking with my OG uncle, bro. Most disrespectful nigga out here, bro. I had took this nigga to basses, right? This fine-ass lady walked back. This nigger said, girl, I'd put so much dick in you, I'd be scared to kiss you. Do more things. Why would he be scared? Oh.

Yeah. New Orleans. Shout out to all the women who don't fall asleep after they fuck. They just get back on. Instagram looking for a new nigger. That mean he ain't do it, y'all. Don't lose it, y'all. Ladies, if you ever wonder where your nigger go

when you put him out and you know he ain't got nowhere to go, he'd be over her house until you text back and decide a nick can come home. New Orleans. You'll be fucking with a chicken, you'd be scared to take your shoes on? Ha ha. Just because she got a grown son that wet your size. Nah, be to walk off with your shit.

And new orling, you. That's why you got a fucking with your pistol in your hand, nose. New Orleans. Ooh. You. You. You. You.

You. New Orleans, D.C. One time, D.C., you got to do that shit one time. Bro, you could have been a Motown singer. Yeah, you just... I should have. Let's hear we can get everybody in here on the same accord because you got the-all-all-all-in-all-knit.

You got the vocals, man. So give it to a one-time. We're going to get this New Orleans going. You... New Orleans. I need somebody to fuck with. Come on now. There's more people than here than that.

You feel that feeling that's in the building tonight? Why, what? Give me one. You. No, no, that's the wrong one. That nigga like, woo, no. It is, whoo, it is. Woo. All right, give me to you.

Here we go. To the white man who wants some black friends ever so bad. We're in New Orleans. I don't trust this nigga must ass. I don't give a fuck. DC, don't get in that police head picture, bro. Here we go. Yeah, nah.

That white dude, police in hell, bro. Oh, shit. That shit, police in hell, bro. Who is sending that to, bro? You know him got no goddamn followers, bro. That shit going straight to the N-O-PD, my nigga. I got the blood in my head on it. This shit going to the database.

I ain't even walking over there. It's all good. I'm out probation. Give me that, nigga. I'm out probation. I'm on get a buggy. Yeah, they walk when you get our pro bass. Yeah.

I love it out here, bro. What outfit? I want to move down here. You want to move down here? Yeah. Yeah, in the wintertime. But like on some weekend, like some Saturdays and shit. In the day time.

In the daytime? Yeah. I don't fuck around that night too tough. New Orleans. I fuck with New Orleans. Yeah. You heard me baby Hey

We in New Orleans Why you heard me baby Hey Why Say you heard me baby We at D.C. We in New Orleans

What else y'all be saying Why you heard me Warding yeah Wardie Awardie Awarding They're going to award right now

Look at that Warding Look at that Walty Look at that Walty Look at that Walton Look at that Walton Look at that Walden Look at that Walden Ooh

Y'all better cut it out Oh Say that water Wow Why you're dressed with both of shoes New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans.

Got a white dress with purple shoes. I said the goodie man. New Orleans. New Orleans. Bits look like a fingernail. She did what, they see? What she do? That bitch looked like a fingernail.

You stupid. She in New Orleans. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I see you, baby. What's in this weed? Wear your purple shoes. Shit got me creative.

It's who birthday? It's your birthday. Oh, you will. It's your mama birthday. Her mama. You will. Mama in the building. Where your mama in the building,

let me see your mama. Come out, bring your mama to the front. We've got to let your mama hit the 85 south of blind. Wear your mama. Bring your mama. to the front we go to let your mama hit the 85 South Shore blind where your mama bring her to the front we gonna let your mama hit the show blind if you love your

mama mama be your step dad if you love your mama mama be your step dad if you love your mama hey i'll be your stamp and if you love your mama bring your mama down here if you love your mama if you love your mama come on mama come on hit the blunt mama hit the blind mama we got your mama hit blood we got your mom hit blunts we got your mama hit fluts we got your mama hit blocks We got your mama hit blunts We got your mama hit blunts It's the Hated Five South show

We got your mama hit blunts We got your mama hit blunts We got your mama hit blind We're in Newport thing Your mama hit the blood She hit my blood Mama you hit my blood So I like that I like that dog

And we need some pussy Your mama hit the blood And we in new or thing I'm gonna need some pussy, yeah. That was my blood. Your mama hit a blunt and we in New Orleans. That was my blood. Homon need some pussy.

Mm. Mm. Amma need some pussy. Chico. I said, I'm going to need some pussy. My band. I mean cootie cat. Oh, ladies got that cootie cat.

Hey. Oh. You still black Cootie Cat. That's a child. Bring me to Cooty Cat. You need to take your ass to sleep ugly little girl. Cootie Cat. Cootie Cat.

Take your ass to bed. What the hell you doing? I'm so late to die. Take your ass to bed. Take your ass to bed. Take your ass to bed. He's like, yeah. Go to bed.

Your little brother just put a booger on your head. There's a bugger on your head. No, he really did. This is a bugger. Oh, they sign with both of his kids. Oh, whoa. You're a good daddy, my nigga. Black men raising them kids.

You're a real nigga. You bought a bunk bed. Eight niggas in a bunk bed. All eight niggas in a bunk bed. Y'all two sleeping in the bunk bed. He's going to tell him, baby, mama. I took them kids till they had to buy a shot. There's four at the top, they're four at the bottom, you know what?

Those niggas in their bonfucker like this. That's them. In a fuck bed My nigger on child support That's a real nigger You're a real nigga, that boy put You're a real nigger Man make some more noise from mama hitting a blunt one time

Happy birthday mama Happy Mother's Day to all the mons one more time Happy Mother's Day to all the bonds. I'm looking for a baby mama. I'm looking for a baby mama. I'm looking for a baby mama. The R. Kelly used to do it. I wish y'all niggas be quiet.

What you wish? I just wish y'all niggas be quiet. Didn't I tell ya they one stop singing? Then I tell you they want to stop singing Oh, I just want you to start Everybody play Everybody, hey Everybody's play

Ah, keep it going Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that wave right there, boy. This that new, this year, right, it's so bad.

Bro, this one you check your account and that direct deposit doesn't hit Thursday evening. This one, you roll the blood and you think you lost your lighter, but the lighter sit right down your lap. New Orleans, this couch thing. Oh, these couch stay. We're still in New Orleans. Fellas, when you eat the pussy, you got to make it sound like a rock while they're drinking water out of bowl. Shock, chop, shop, shop, shop, shop. Oh

Oh This is how a nigga gonna be at the funeral We're gonna be in the casket singing like here Oh this couch thing Oh this nigga said the couch stank Oh this couch tank Oh this couch tank Where it smell like DC

It smell like that lady back Oh It smell like her back I'm back I'm sorry Hey DC Don't let that pillar touch your mouth

Somebody been fucking on the couch That's probably reason why they put this shit out Yeah I'm dumb, not smart You're probably laying right on the ass part Oh, nita I can sell some cocaine On this couch

When I rub it I want to sell some cocaine Brother this shit like a ghetto Music, ain't it? White boy, you want an egg ball Hey, yeah Do you want an egg ball? How much?

No, no. Do you want an egg ball? That nigga, like, yeah, I ain't got one. Oh, the white boy definitely want to eight ball. You want to end the black? Yeah. Do our name. This is my motherfucking city.

Hey, bro. Shout out to everybody who don't got a door on their bed room. Uh-huh, yeah. So the real ladies in here. If you real as fuck, take your waist train off right now. Fuck that shit. Somebody who still fuck you. We got titties in the building.

Ladies, your nigg ain't real if him had your stomach in all the pictures. See? We got titties in the build Where they got? Titties in a build hat Titties over there Titties in a build Tiddy's over here

Show me your ariola Bro, that shit Hit that one again Okay Show me your ariola Oh la la Real niggas Call them server parts

that little circle part it looked like a lot island it looked like a lot island right there and the ocean that went away and they got some hat on it yeah Tid they got the

nigger you ain't tired yet brother he niggas this man called they just won't stop man I'm really tired of singing I just want to

I just want to talk. You want to talk? They won't let me talk. It's talk on the beat. Hold up, stop, stop. Y'all killing this nigger right here. Hold up. That nigger can't breathe.

Hold up. We're going to take a, we're going to let this nigger catch up. Breathe, nigger. I said, breathe, nigger. There you go, breathe. Real tight sleeves. Had to bring this nigger back to life. You're back

You're back This ain't a show This a community My nigga I'm not Chris Brown He would have fucking passed out I don't want to sing it Bro, I need

An update on the situation Young niggas You ain't tried to hollet This girl right here yet I'm tired Look this nigga on Facebook Hey Hey

Hey No, but I'm saying what the girl, the big ass, it rings about. That nigga, appraised down, so they're glad, but I know what going on. That nigga said he called his mama. Glory to glory to. He texted Mama, ma. They got butts up here and everything, letting people mama smoke. Now, I was, like, they were sitting right there together, and I'm like, he ain't tried to holl out.

And look, her, her home girl, thirst of hell. They ain't got no drinks. They don't know this dude. That nigga looking like, he got him from flannel shirt, like it's cold outside. Yeah. He can't be from New Orleans. That nigga home. He's about to cook his arms.

That nigga from Hattisburg, Mississippi. Hell, yeah. Where y'all man on Facebook or something? You know him mid-lady with the night shorts? Glory to good. Can she hear? They don't know. No, she said I said.

You know, high school? You in high school? He won't have grown young names. How the hell these high school niggas keep getting to the show? He's 18. Oh, okay, cool. He good. He's just a grown young nigga.

That's your brother? You don't own the brother. He's a calorie crew. You the big brother? Big little brother. I hate that shirt. I swear on everything I do. You look like celery on the commercial

that tried to get kids to eat vegetables. Hey kids. You want to grow up to be big and strong? That's your lady right there? Pop me every button on your mom. Yeah, bro. Keep her. She's the same.

colors pap eyes biscuits yeah it's a good woman for you big brother what you're doing when you graduate you're gonna do ain't graduation coming up soon you gonna play football for who what was this university of what Mary Hart Bill that's not on TV this nigga here Mary Hart what position you play D3 what position you play what position you play running back oh you are running back oh You are running back. We're not asking because we're gonna forget. There's some old niggins ain't here gonna keep up with you.

What is that? St. Jersey, Mary. What was this you gonna play? I know that boy. That boy, younger son. That boy plays some good. That boy, that boy played good ball. That boy, dad, play good ball.

Yep. You know what, Daddy? Yep. The dad, Boe. Big Bo? Yeah, that Big Bo. From Third War. Yeah, that big Bo.

Oh, my God. Oh, I know. I know. Oh, I know. Yeah, yeah. We're gonna keep up with your nephew. Dude damn dead. I don't know how you're gonna keep up with him together.

They ain't on TV. Got them, I can't tell you. Hey, you got to run. You got to make them be on TV. My nephew, win the first game. Where y'all playing at? Who y'all play? Nobody.

He don't even know yet. They ain't really accepting him yet. He knows he going, though. You know you're going to make it. We know you're going to make it. It's really high school. It's like a high school college. He might be playing ball by the goddamn shit.

They starred at 12.5. Yeah, I heard they play. They got a homecoming game. Get the ITT tech. Yep. We've seen the commercial. You ain't doing nothing. Get up off the couch.

Come on down here. playing the football game that's how you got picked you was watching TV the dude game of hey look at you sitting on the couch with all their muscles won't you come on down here

to marry Syracoseph's and Barry come down here play some ball he ain't doing nothing else he's a college recruiter I know what's going on oh that's the college recruiter right here

that's his voice that's his voice hey man it ain't chew yeah that's him oh okay that's his voice that ain't the nigga's body that's him though

I don't have to do him like this is a big brother he's supposed to be out here sitting a good example for his little brother. He is, ain't? I don't know why. I keep lying to people talking about,

you know little Romeo go to the school too, niggas, shut up. That's a whole other school. Nick, like, boy, I'm going to go to school with a little Romeo. Bro, you're always fucking with people, man.

They got to walk on their hills when they're happy, boy, I'm going to go to school with a Romeo. You can't take this nigger nowhere. Oh, shit. Shout out to the people in the balcony, bro. They've been waving for about two minutes.

Yeah, for salute to y'all, man. What's going on? up there in the bathroom. Hey, but R&B single right now. Where you go? Where ya? Right now. The nigga that was about to say it to you.

Where are you at? Who are you? Look, he's manager right now. What's his name? His manager. What's your name? R&B signing? Jose.

Jose, that's your R&B name? What the fuck? Jose. Coming to the stage. Jose. Jose. Hold up. Horrie.

You said Jose Quervo. You said, Jose Quervo. Cuevo. They already got a Cuevo. Jose Cuevo. Jose Cuevo. Jose Cuevo. They already got a Cuevo. He said sing that shit.

He said sing that shit. What that's that, them Hispanic niggas. Yeah, that's Spanish. You'd be like, Nick. Hellsandra. I watch it. No, no. No, no.

No. He's about to go into some spec. No. No. Don't show it. Fuck no. It's in a genre of music. These niggas don't know.

It don't matter what we start singing. He's ready. Country music. Boundown down. That nigga could wait. That nigga like... Bro. I take full responsibility, bro.

I met these two niggas. I hired them off Craiglist. I told you he go to my grandma church. Oh my God. That nigga is ready. He's the reason why they're still in choir rehearses. They say, you want to go again? All right.

This nigger be like, glory to glory to glory. Reed to the Lord. It's the nigga here, man. God, is it a genre of music that you don't know how to play? Is it any type of music you don't know how to play?

He said, I'm sure it is. I'm sure it ain't. You can play anything, man. You need a nigga like that ready for anything. Anything. Yeah. Keep the nigga with me.

Niggins just play beat. A nigga probably can't even make beats. That's just playing. You got AED? That's why he keep the drums, bro. Just beat on shit. The nigga being in the line about the pay a bill, man.

They need to come on. That's what I'm gonna get when I'm gonna have a nigga walk around playing instruments Like you got your theme music like I'm gonna get you sucker yeah I need music sometimes bro it just a sound better real nigga theme songs like when I'm ordering food and shit I'd be wanting to motherfucking look man play me some shit bro Hey, hold up, what come on that motherfucking number one? I want the number one with cheese. And could you hold the pimples and onions?

Please. Shit, I'm bawling on the budget. I'm hungry here than a motherfucker. I gotta have them nuggets. How much this gonna be? Can you upsize and give a nigger a sweet tea? Matter of fact, cancel the whole shit. Let me get the salad with the chicken cut up in it.

I'm going to hunt it down a one way on my way to Chick-fil-A on Sunday because my man got the backdoor key and I'm gonna get them to break in because I need chicken sandwich asses to go to church my friend okay the fries they good and D.C., man we got to sing again. Can I get a number three? Shit, cause I roll with them. Only reason why I'm rapping, let me get some fries with them. Slides with them, ride with them, glide with them.

I'm just rhyming cause nigger I want to rhyme with them. Okay, you spit your shit and everything was funny, but we're pulling up to the wonder, and ain't nobody pulling out no money. Yeah. Shit, I gave you something on the gas, nigger. You got to buy my mill, nigga. I ain't got no cash.

Only reason why I got in the car because y'all nigger had my blunt, and I go wherever my blunt go. Well, I don't know why you came with your blunt because you ain't netly what us hit that hole. Y'all nigger pulled off before I said, let me get out. I ain't got shit to do shit.

I took the ride, shit. Shit, the money. I thought I fucking got it. Hey man, cancel the whole shit. I didn't bring my wallet. Oh, damn. See, I do shit like that. It was me.

Hey, where my light at, nigga? Sometimes I think, it might work better, though, if you, you know, like when you be trying to get the pussy late at night, trying to confess to come through. You got signed for that pussy? That a problem. Yeah. I'm just saying that might work though yeah like if you had a music nigger with you all the time in your life

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Ooh That's how I sang to the bitches late at night Better stop playing with me When I whip this dick out bitch is already on song So bitch don't play with me Suck that dick till his heart Suck that dick to his heart That's real love right there

If she'll suck your soft dick Suck it till it's heart That means she believe in you That means she really hard That means she doesn't see your dick before And it was big. Not she understands Y'all know how y'all look at it

Y'all be like, oh, lick at it. If she liked your dick, she'll make excuses for your dick It's cold in him. Mama got you. Ha ha. You weren't ready? See, niggas who ain't got no stability in their relationship, they can't show it with no soft dick

you got to already be hard because you don't want to know the real you see I'm a nigga that really don't give a fuck I be like, huh bitch since she wanted to fuck so bad hummer get it right

suck it till it's hard suck it till it's hard suck it tell us suck it's hard suck it till it's hard I hope you hit me, bad woman. I want you to get in your post and I want you to fly to this dick. Get up and fly to this dick.

She'd be wilding when she's sucking your dick when it's soft. She got your whole dick in the mouth. Like cookie monster, nigger. Ah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, blah. She's teasing the shit out you. Ah, rah, bra, bra, blah, blah, blah. Look at it. Bro, if your girl can fit your whole dick in her mouth, she'll never respect you as the man in that relationship.

Your whole dick one is hard? You can't tell her what to do if she could put your whole heart in her mouth and still be talking shit. Well, she is. Still try. You can still try, ladies. Where is this bitch esophagus? Give it a shot. Go, uh, eh, eh, ha.

Because I don't have a bitch to put it right here. When she make that noise, that's a woman's way I'm asking you to marry her. That bitch is a new alternator. Bitch, your, eh, eh, eh, ah. Your transmission slipping. That motherfucker won't go in third guilt. If she ain't never took her fake eyelashes off to suck your dick, you ain't never been in love.

Bitch, suck of your dick looking all surprised. Bitch, what are you looking at? You're talking about that type of head when the bitch get your head and start crying, Oh my God. Teas start coming out of her eyes. She started crying, I started crying. We do everything together. I should have left you alone. I'm sorry.

Somebody here'd be so good. You look down there to why she giving it to you. You'd be like, this bitch must want a boyfriend because... Exactly. Ain't no way. I'm going home after this. I'm spending the nights. I'mma just lie good. I'm gonna act like I'm going.

fuck with her and never fuck with her again wow we in New Orleans they do shit like that down here you heard me bro this shit so crazy we got a love hate relationship I know right this shit crazy bro I love her but I hate we sit on this couch like we came to pick up our kids from the same baby mama. I know, right? That's exactly what this shit feel like. We got the same baby mom. I don't really know of mine.

I'm just like, man, I got to get my attention still. That's the thing, though, none of us really know. My baby kind of look like you a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Your baby looked like him a little bit. But we cool, because we all went to the same school. Right. Yep.

You just dropped out like three times. We can't say shit because they are brothers and shuders and shit. Nigger tried me like, fuck that shit Got the same baby mama We got the same baby mama Shout out to all the niggas who got more than one baby mama I don't know how you do this shit To how many baby mama

More than one That shit hard enough when you got one motherfucker Trying to kill you Fuck that To real, look how quiet they got Don't say it she ain't here Get one big house Put everybody in it

You had your love hip-hop reunion. It's hard having just one baby mama because, you gotta go, if you ain't with her, then you gotta go through the ringer. You try to have her around some other bitches. Oh my god. Baby mama beat your ass, you had your baby around some other holes.

Shit tough. Yeah. New Orleans. Somebody give me a lighter. I got one, bro. I thought. Y'all might well fight that shit up, nigg, cause this really is the end.

This shit is the benediction. Man. That's what was missing from this shit What? The Benedict shit? Some trombone Oh yeah, he's talking to the little shit like Woo, that nigga just threw a light on stay Hey man, nobody picking that shit up man That's one of those 69 cent lighters

Get that shit in the way, bro That shit bust in your pocket Get that shit Hey bro, whoever threw that shit good looking out I'm keeping all these Thank y'all for supporting The 85 South Show We the shit because y'all made us the shit

so they make you the shit because you get to make people the shit. Much love to everybody who ain't even been watching the show yet. But after this, you're going to have to go back and catch up on all the classes. Shout out to everybody who was time. Tiddy's in the building.

Rebel radio. Rubble radio. Everybody had roaches. Monster nigger. Yeah Smoke best shit, D.C. Shout out to everybody who waste time and dice game

because you know you're up. You really trying to get them to get them to quit. You're like, go ahead, bro. I was trying to get the hell on anyway. Let's order one more drink for the road. We ain't all the money. Shout out to everybody

who ain't got no money for real right now. You're waiting on the plate that happened this week. Hopefully some come through. Stay down till you come up. Salute to the lady in the back is waving her hands like this. Thank you, ma'am. Because she's feeling that spirit.

She's feeling that spirit back there. You want to hit the blunt? Who want to keep my roach for a souvenir? Niggi going to put my roach up on the wall. Shout out to everybody who lights got cut off, but you just ran a cord from next door till you got on your feet. I sign this motherfucker too. I'm putting this motherfucker out and sign it.

Who on it for a souvenir? Don't smoke this shit. All right. All right. Okay. Signed it, my, ma'am. Shout out to all the married people in the house tonight. Get it to the mama for a birthday.

Mama, you want this roast? You want this roast for a souvenir, baby? Take this with you. And when you take this with you, take this dick with you to... Now you got to say to that cougar pussy, huh, ha, ha. Say to the cougar pussy, bro. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Whatcha. You burnt your shirt trying to hide smoking. a hot smoking. You don't put country band out now, girl. You burnt your new shit. How much was your shirt? It was 1399.

It was 13. Well, shit, I ain't got 1399. I got myself. There you go. I can fuck with you. All right, baby. I tried. Don't give her some.

Mama. Hold up. We got some shirt money for you. Look at this nigger. He got to go pull out the knot. You know we're in New Orleans. Better put that shit up. There you go.

Mom is not coming off that hunt. Hey, Mom, I got wrong before. She's like, uh-uh, motherfucker. You were not. That child support. Yeah. Yeah. My birthday, Mama.

I ain't happy birthday, mama. That's my birthday, nigga. Praise God. Now she's going to buy her own weed. Nephew, send me two wheeze. I don't want but two weeds. Now, that's it. Mama, when you buy your new shirt,

you got to send us a picture of it. All right, baby. But I, hey, I won't mind with this shirt open. You hear me. I want a video, I want you to come by the kitchen, bitch. Damn. Sound like this think about the place of Jamaican shit. I want her to have a bowl of candy arms, miss.

I'm a nasty, crazy, nigga. Bro, you know what that is. That's that old New Orleans shit. Yeah. Walk like Ronald. Hot boy Ronald. Walk like Ronald. Hot boy Ronald.

That walk like Ronald. Hot boy Ronald. Hot boy Ronald. Like Ronald, hot boy Ronald. Not high boy Ronald, hot boy Ronald, hot boy Ronald, hot boy Ronald, hot boy Ronald. That's what that is. You know that's our shit. If you hate your baby daddy, clap, clap your hands.

If you hate your baby mama clap, clap your hand. That's my shit. Nick, I remember you put me on that shit, niggins. Who know his baby mama? A wedding.. Burmada Happy Burmugger Mommy

Happy birthday Mama A wedding Burger Mama A wedding birthday If you're having A good time

Clap clap If you're having a good time clap clap your hand If you're having a good time clap clap your hand If you're having a good time

clap clap your hand This show dedicated to everybody Uncle Who sells seafood at the back of a truck? That's the best food you can get. I'm about to unplug your shit. I'm about to unplug your shit.

You're going to unplug this shit? As soon as I find that cord, I'm a yanked that motherfucker. Before you do it, say bye to these people. I've been said bye. Y'all niggles broke me back. Twice They brought a dick a bad

They like D.C. This shit on the come up right here, bro. Man, this shit has been so epic. Bro, did you see the mama right there with the tall tithes? Which one? The one right there.

I just wanted to make sure everybody saw up before we do. Come on, fuck. I want some cherry bees. Did you have a good time? in New Orleans, bro. Man, I always have a good time in New Orleans. You had a good time in New Orleans?

Man, I love New Orleans, man. I love New Orleans, man. Did you have a good time in New Orleans? You have a good time. I'm still having a good time. I might pull that bullshit and act like I miss my flight. Uh-huh. Stay around this bitch about Wednesday or Thursday or something.

I know. I got shit to do. That's the thing about New Orleans. out New Orleans, they don't get to do. You just end up staying in this bitch. You had so much fun, you forget what you got to do out this motherfucker. Fuck responsibility. I was looking for Popeye,

the motherfucker, GPS, took me to the one on Canal Street. I just rode by that motherfucker. I was like, hey, they packed. Shit, the Popeye's on Canal Street. That's a club, my name. That's what I'm saying. Those nigg was out there like this hill.

I'm like, yeah, that's not packed. Fuck that. Parking is ridiculous. I'm not parking down the street, ma'am. I'm gonna be in this bitch five minutes. I'm not parking down the street. Bruh. That lady been trying to fuck me since, like, two hours ago.

Yeah. Hey, look, I don't know if you keep up with me on social media, but I made a commitment to myself that I wasn't just going to be giving away dick. I mean, I got on ancestral. And I looked up my family history. I'm actually from Wakanda and this dick got vibranium in it. So giving you my dick will only make you stronger. So I got a responsibility to hold up to.

I don't know about all that. I just got some Atlanta dick. So you want some net dough labor dick, I'll let your boy. Shit. They can say next door neighbor dick. Yeah, all right. Oh man, that ain't too far shit. Forty-five minute flight, man.

Amen. Forty-five. I beat that in the aisle, bitch. Make sure you grab you one of these cool, last commemorative shirts to let people know you was in this bitch. Young grown, nigga. Yeah. You grown, bro.

You're really grown, bro. You know that? You can buy swishing. Nicky asked you for your idea. The nigga asked you for your ID, you better smack that bitch on the table. Fah, nigga. Do the mad pussy. A nigga being in that like that, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, all right, all right, all right. Give my eye, bitch. That nigga wrist still don't hurt. That nigga ain't stopped the whole night. That nigga ain't, that nigger, it ain't even his wrist. You keep telling them to stop, but I'm getting all my Craigslist money. The nigga gonna be playing me out when I'm walking to the car. Crazy part about it, somebody going to walk.

watch this shit and they're gonna be like, who the fuck played the drums the whole episode? Yeah. I want that nigga. That nigga, wrist got vibrating. That he didn't go on. He built for this shit. That nigga, y'all know he got like a little pee bag going around now. That niggins that back there, like, yep, that's a little drip right now.

DC would say any goddamn thing. That thing ain't you in bad, boom, but then. We took an intermission, that nigga sat right down. That nigga sat in the drum chair. When those curtains closed, that nigga was sitting down right now, y'all, I'm telling. Like you want something, you don't want nothing right now. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. This nigg in his own, look, this niggins is on.

Look, he ain't even laughing, his body's just moving. I had a ball in New Orleans. New Orleans. He looked like a chicken cheese character. I seen a lot of fine ladies in here. Ha ha ha. I had a good time in here in New Orleans I had a good time in here in New Orleans

in New Orleans I had a good time down in New Orleans when in New Orleans I had a good time down in New Orleans so a lot of ladies in dresses and jeans so I had a good time down in New Orleans And down in New Orleans Yeah That's what we're doing This the traveling music

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Wow. I mean, what can you say that hasn't already been said, the cohesiveness. The big three pulled it off again. I'm still shocked, Craig. I cannot believe what I just witnessed, bro. That was a mega chunk of monstrous material manipulated, mainly, mostly. Oh, my God.

Wow. Wow. Listen here, man. I've seen a whole bunch of shows, okay? And that one right there that I just watched really, you know, knock my socks off, man. I'm talking about that one right there was a real boot kicker, man. That was the one right there. You ain't never been, you ain't ever coming. That's all I can tell you, bro. That one right there was a big shit storm. I tell you, buddy. You know what's your job, man?

Drama, man. That nigger, man. That niggas, man. That niggas, man. That nigger was like, him, boy. We were the hell the tone like, boy, we would have laughed like, ha, ha. Like no, nigga, that was not a tone. That was a laugh.

That was good, though, because that's what they used to, anyway. Oh, that new shit, shit, yeah. Somebody got to disagree. Right. Great the conflict. It's good to have a comfort. You did what I'm saying?

Instead of we all sing together, like, okay. No, look. You at right here? I don't want some day. You're at all the same day. So they're both not enough to know, right. Yeah. I have since, like, I gotta do something.

And do you wrap the verse, like you didn't want to wrap the verse? Like, I got to wrap the verse. That shit be fun, man. Thank you. Thank you for most of the phone. Thank you, good for me. Thank you, good for me. Hey.

Yeah. Hey, everybody, please make sure you guys have your clothes out. And ready to take the picture as you guys arrive. So to be real quick, be smooth in, we can all make our next one. Mm-hmm. Of course. Thank you guys so much.

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It's fed up. Oh, good luck. I'm coming. You'll take your time. I will. That's a big. That's a big. That's right.

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