The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 88 - Blunts at All Def Digital ft. Slink Johnson | Ep. 91

Episode Date: August 4, 2017

The team smokes 88 Blunts with Slink Johnson at the All Def Digital studios in Los Angeles. From talking about how he got cast as Black Jesus on the Adult Swim hit to The Super Rumble Mix Show, Stand-up comedy and vintage titties. Get some game from the OG Slink Johnson. Get 10% OFF BEVEL CLICK HERE: http://bit.ly/85SouthxBevel ▶subscribe AND SHARE our videos!!! https://bitly.com/85tube ▶INTAGRAM! https://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ ▶ TWITTER https://twitter.com/85SouthShow ▶FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - @karlousm DCYOUNGFLY - @dcyoungfly CLAYTON ENGLISH - @claytonenglish JOE T. NEWMAN - @joetnewman CHAD OUBRE - @chadoubre LANCE CRAYTON - @cat_queso Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Peruna advisory? My stupid ad. Peruna advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hit you up under the skin and it might be a low blow.

But guess what? It's funny as fuck, no. We got. Today's in the building Say what, say what, say what, say what you got Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building

With your stacking ass You're gonna be in New Year's In church With your stagin' ad You're gonna go straight back to work With your stagin' ad While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternated on work

With your stagin' air Now you gotta try to cry Frankie Furry. With your stagging ass. Oh, said, you gonna be lay for work. With your stanging ass. You ain't gonna have no fucking dog. With your stagin' ass.

We don't bend up and see with the shit. Tell it to. Fucking these hoars on the low. Niggers talking about them. Them nigga fun to hang with that shit. International. I'll fuck your bitch. And I'll pay that rent.

And anytime she called me, she's gonna get off on these dick. Now, hey. I'm telling where you might see me. I'm posted in the A. But I might jump on the plane in Pauley Vu. I got the jokes I'm everywhere. You see me with it. I'm up in Africa.

I'm telling jokes in different cities. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tities. Hey. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty. Hey, eh, nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits. I say they're small and they're round, but felt some different cities. Hey! I like smoking weed.

I like it in high. I make bitches mad like BC Youngfly. Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize But then I say I don't give up for a crazy man I don't like a crazy man I don't give him some of that pussy

He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if it pussy is great than Carlos really wants some of that pussy girl

I don't like that. You unscrew this bottom part, like this. Here's where you drop your razor blade into the razor. Right there. Then you take the priming on you. Come on now. You open this up and you bloop, and you put that on your face. Yep.

Devil shaving cream. You put that over that. Over that. And then they give you this. You know what this is? This is the restoring bomb because that's what you're going to feel. Bevel razors, man. Get you one of these from somebody who,

who uses this. Daily, we two bald dudes. I need to shave right now. I might go in the bathroom right now and bust this bevel open right now. Because this is the dopest. Listen, this is the dopest thing you can get, man. Forget all other shaving systems.

This is it right here. I ain't gonna go Clem, Chuck Clampeck That's a cold Clam Clam's up Clam

Mother's fucking Why is that I don't want it I can't control my powers here I was at the fucking Improv I seen Clayton English at the improv

I'm walking in the improv And he's coming out And like So big bitches Just push past me And fell to their knees Right in front of Clay Neal It was another sketch

Aaron had asked me About he said yo I got this idea For this uh sketch Because he didn't say show But he said, I got this idea. Black Jesus.

And how would you like to do it? Hey, yo, gee, I don't think this is the place God wants us to be, man. Nah, Fis, this is exactly where he wants us to be. So what are you degenerate niggins doing here? Come on, Fick, man. You're better than this, man. I was trying to rip people off. Look, y'all ain't here to hear the word.

Get the fuck out. Titty every damn day. Tiddy need to be clean. Tid didn't look like a circle. Titties don't color purple. I've seen all kind of titties. Big titties and pretty titties. Little titties with the sad titties.

Mad titties with the bad titties? You ain't never really had tits. No, and I'll be telling these bitches too. You bishops need to watch out for these woke niggas. Watch out for these woke niggas. All right? Because a lot of these niggas, they woke, but they sleepie than a motherfucker, boy. They're sleepy.

They're drowsy-ass niggies. They're so woke, they ain't took a nap. They're going to steal a idea. We call it the last savage. It's going to be the most gangster shit ever. Niggas jumping off rules, shooting, catching bullets with their teeth. Nigger, please.

I wasn't doing all this shit, y'all niggas been beating these comedy stages up for a year. I kind of just lucked up on the TV show, and I'm looking to parlay that in the stand-up, and I get an opportunity to be surrounded by some of the dopers that's doing it for my generation. You know what I'm saying? Again, what you got right here is like not to, Not to say your comedic styles are like,

but I mean just on the level of what these niggas out here don't know, but you got like another Richard Pryor and another Red Fox just as far as, you know what I'm saying? The level that this shit is going to go to and to be part of that class, that shit, my nigga, that shit is dope and y'all niggas get bitches.

Hey, go on, man, hey. I feel that, man. You ain't got a won't. You're going to go down. We're in the offices. Smoggin. We're all sisters. Man.

In offices smoking with buses? Or taking offices smoking with buses? Uh-huh. Donald Sterling offices with him. Donald Sterling office. How that nigga do? I don't know. Somebody is just talking about it.

He's not yet? He should be. He should be? He should be if he ain't. He don't borrow time like a motherfucker. I don't want no niggas at my face. I don't want no niggas at the best. Basketball game.

Move our way. Look at my African Americans. Aren't they wonderful? I can't get over that. Hello? Look at my African American. Hello. You got to get the paper

up if you're trying to let with us. About one million dollars ain't gonna never be enough you gotta get the paper up if you're trying to fuck with us I tell them five hundred million shit that's kind of cool I need the other head so I can hack a whole fool tell them anything but they don't want to listen I need a hundred million dollars shit over Christmas I'm gonna spend that shit so quick it's like I never had it if they just make me twut my fingers on it I'm gonna crash Like a rabbit that's only habit that I got I got to touch it every time I grab it Grab a lot of pussy don't let her on some days she she owes some pussy This is how I think about it when I start to say I need like 50,000 like the other day

Slow it down then Still a fool party in the apartment to four in the morning. They sent me to text. The lady, we ain't had no party. We had people over. We was cooler. We weren't doing no wild shit.

I was like, I don't think it was us. She was like, okay, cool. And now she texted me back. She was like, no, the people on the other side of the barbecued area. And I was like, you goddamn right. Did they issue an apology? No, they're going to issue me some free stuff.

Where's the jewelry? They actually do be kind of making up. You pass me my Ray Bands 2 pimp. Those are my Doritos, too. too. Come on, man. Why you spread out? You spread out too far, man. We're real possessive right now, too. My raybans, my burrito on me. My money, my house, my car. My bitch, my, my, my, my bra. Don't smoke some of this, nigga? Yeah, what is that? I don't know. This shit rolling? What is that? We're rolling. I roll it up.

You ain't got to roll it up, my d'all. Are y'all about ready? We got enough little banter. Because this is a... Basta. I don't know what it is. That's just with the bag. That's just what it's in.

I ain't. Here, Carlo. Take a water, pass it down. Pass me one more. Take a water, pass it down. Not too. Very potent. Keep away from children

I'm gonna eat the weeds Looking for the peanut On that little last drop I'm in the department today, Chad We're almost ready If you want to go somewhere If you want to be something back I can be sitting in the car

No we're gonna take you up Stuff I'm gonna be sitting in the car And water got weed in the chair. Take it easy, man. We know about how you got down there. No more head man. Chad, you called the girl?

Your ex-girl from fourth grade? No, I didn't do it. Because you was going back, man. He was going back. What did it look like, Jojo? You all ready to make it? You already make a history? Man, we got to get this man in here, too, man.

You? I know we're going to do two, but still. You're chilling, but you just know you live, too. You chilling. Man, just talk into my chest. No, listen, you live. You're saying to my chair. That's where the mic is.

You're chilling, but you live. Oh, we got a direction of mic. Yeah. You know, we got this whole, this whole shit is about. to be monumental because this ain't it's not us being us right here this is what the people the people wanted this you know you must deliver I like where I like the motivation you got to get the people what they want I know I know you then are my light ago that's not

Oh, that's the one. 85. 85. 85. 85, high, hey. Welcome back to another 85 South Show. This is your man's

Carlos Miller. How you doing? Welcome. We are live in Los Angeles in the secret smoking room of one of our favorite places. We're not going to tell you exactly where he is. Bro, turn to see.

sign on. Fuck it. Man, fuck out that shit, man. Turn this, pull the string. Yeah. If you can't read it, we're not going to tell you where we are. We're not going to say it. I'm not going to even say it. Come on, man.

Pay attention, man. Y'all got ADD. Pay attention. Let me lay the landscape down for it. And we're in offices with bosses, thanks to my man here, man. It's an odd number of platinum plaques on the wall. Introduce who do... Produce who to, who the, man, smoke with yours.

Oh, you mean, black jeez. You're talking about this new? Grand theft, Otto. Probably the dofest character on the game. Because what's the point of name? Franklin was a bitch, man. Franklin was whined the whole time, huh? This motherfucker comedian.

God damn all-around chief. Real nigger, athlete, street surgeon. Come on Pistol Tota Come on man A whole whisperer Come on man He got a movement

Got bitches getting tattoos Man Sleep Johnson Thank you Thank you bro Thank you much If we left anything out Now is the time

In the long way bro Because we remember when this shit Was on YouTube The Black Jeans and shit brother Super Rumble Mix show Like And it was some shit

Never before viral shit Really dope Like you know what I mean Like it was right at the beginning Dope Okay Thank you Yeah man

Appreciate that man Very humbled To be here right here In the 85,000 Hey he goes Hey he goes Nah Nah

Real shit though Carlos Because I was just telling YoJo earlier I think I was telling Chad That that You know again I'm all struck by you and both of y'all niggas

because again I'm jumping into something that went you know I like to I say often I lucked up on the TV show I wasn't doing all that shit y'all niggas been beating these comedy stages up for a year I kind of just lucked up on the TV show and I'm looking to parlay that

in the stand-up and I get an opportunity to be surrounded by some of the dopists just doing it for my generation you know what I'm saying again what you got right here is like not to say your comedic styles are like, but I mean just on the level of what these niggas I here don't know

but you got like another Richard Pry and another Red Fox just as far as you know what I'm saying? The level that this shit is going to go to and to be part of that class that shit, my nigga, that shit is dope and y'all niggas get bitches. Hey, go on, man, hey.

I feel that, man. You ain't got to warn them, but you get them. They come to you. They come to you. I was I'm like Magneto with the pussy. Look, I don't want it. I can't control my powers yet. I was at the fucking improv. I seen Clayton English at the improv.

I'm walking in the improv. He coming out and, like, so big bitches just push past me and fell to their knees right in front of Clay Neas. They worship this nigga. On some real shit. I've seen it. Them bitches together, they had to be about 765, all three of them.

It's cool, though. Distribute the weight evenly, and it'll work. Don't lean too heaven. Sometimes they carry me. out on a chair, like a Jewish birthday board. Here we go. That's dope. We in there, man. Carlos, what can you say

about this nigga right here? That hasn't already been said. Man, this motherfucker is like, to this nigga right here, Carlos, you're one of the realest niggas I know as far as this game. Because I'm going to tell you, man, these comics, my nigga, some of you niggas is fuddy-duddies. I'm going to say that, man. And I don't mean a

sexual reference. I just mean you niggas is weirdos. My nigga, I swear, man. It's a lot of you you niggas is weirdos. like I swear to God man you niggas is straight fuck boys this a lot of comics out here man like you don't don't get caught up in your own height

man that's real like they still got dark alleys that you park in but that's neither here nor there yeah because you know this is the 85 South show and this is a family show okay as a family will I beat your mama ass too there

wow see that's exactly what I was getting at this is a podcast for the grandmamas who still be getting in the hood fight You know, like when the whole family stay in some ignorant shit. When grandma lining them up. Grandma line them. The grandma is beefing with the youngest boy, baby mama, like that type of shit. We bring families together.

Yeah, but they watch this shit together. And you know what they say, man, a family that fight together won't have nobody to bail them out. Yeah, hey. A family that fight together, gonna be alright together. I had to come get y'all. That's always... Some motherfuckin' always say that. But two motherfuckers, well, we had, no, I had to.

You should have went out there. This is always my motherfucker that could tell you everything that happened. That man, you wasn't involved in nothing. You were just watching. Man, we're some assholes. We didn't even introduce this gangstass nigger right here. This is the type of nigger who are goddamn ass for the bag of weed, roll the blunt and never get a sack back.

Just walk off. My nigger. Smoke yours, crew. DeGlor James. Vice president. He's the vice president. That's the vice president. For my old, because I got a lot of old fans, you know what I'm saying?

Act is not A T, DeLore James. Oh. It's act with like an A in the little half circle. That's just for you, they be, this, this nigga, he do be with some old niggins. They'd be hitting me on Instagram, niggas. What he said? He said, he said, a act. He said the real name.

It's an a ampersand. Right. You push the ampers. What the fuck is the anthracan button? I didn't hit an asterisk on this shit, man. I told his partner. I told one of them. his partner is to fuck with the 85 South

show. This nigga gonna say, yeah, I fuck with it, man, but we're y'all gonna play the music. No, that's the radio show, ain't? Hey, man, drop some music for that man. Oh, man, I turned the goddamn shit on the radio. It wouldn't go to 85, man. Radio station started 88, my nigga. I couldn't get to it.

Hey, man, we gotta go here to include Teddy break, too, man, goddamn. No, we want the intro. Give them the proper intro. Are we going to do another one where you get the proper intro? Is that what we're doing? You never know who the fuck gonna end up in the room when you.

I'm like that. It's like that. And I'm just so glad to be here, 85 South, man. You niggas is making a movement, man. I love that shit. I didn't know you was about to roll the blunt. You could have used this, man. I told you.

Oh. Yeah, man. We got some shit in. Teddy Ray, we got you one, too. Oh, it's a white one too. Get it to him, man. Get it to him. Yeah, man

Come on Get to him Get to him You niggas got The rolling trade Come on The rolling tray This is 85

The smoke horse crew Ain't even got that yet You man You got you got you One of these Pimp-ass I don't know You live in California

I don't know What the colors are And shit But I don't give a fuck man Because I hear That's blue and red The brazen

Get you fucked up Everywhere I'm an OG Let me tell you Y nigg Let me tell y' y'g's About I'm my OG Nigg's rise above

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everything that came out of that man talk talk let's start right there okay super rumble mix show was uh created by air mcgruder who was the creator and the Boondocks. I got in the Super Roman Mixo through a friend of mine named Jason Van Veen, who was writing and do a bunch of work on season two of the Boondocks. And, you know, Aaron was doing a book also at the time called, well, he was doing a book called All the Rage

in which he asked my buddy Aaron, who was working for him. I mean, he was working, he asked my buddy Jason who was working for him. I would smoke about four, but, excuse me. You know, if you know some niggas to come down here you know do this little crazy little commercial do some improv for this commercial for me and you know Jason invited me he invited me in a couple of more of my partners

and we went down there and I met Aaron and you know we did the little sketches for all the rage book and out of that I guess Aaron took a well Aaron took a liking to my comedic styling and you know we started doing a no excuse me started doing the Super Rumble Mix show first

but it was another sketch Aaron had asked me about he said yo I got this idea for this sketch because he didn't say show but he said i got this idea black jesus and how would you like to do it i'm like yeah for sure what you got to do he's like just be you because and that's what it was though because it was bro yeah yeah bro like you can see the it wasn't a lot of times people play the character but the character was really like but it was so in line like i'm talking about even back then with you know what i'm saying how jesus get treated and like

Yeah, that joke was hilarious. You don't even know you made niggas start going back to church once a month. All right. Niggins who wasn't going at all, at least start going about once a month. And you know what? And you know what? Man, it damn shit. Like, yeah.

And that's live, though. And that's live, though, my nigga, for the simple fact that, you know, anytime, I feel honored by that. Honestly, I use word humble quite a bit. I'm very humble by it because anytime you can help a nigga seek enlightenment of any kind. I ain't saying fine Christ. I just say seek enlightenment or seek some type of spirituality or getting in tune with the spirit

any kind of way. Believe in something bigger than you, nigga. You hear the nigga? That's all I'm trying to say. That's why I like these niggas like these niggas like Clayton and Carlos because niggas is intelligent. We just look like this, my nigga.

Man, go on, man. We just look like this. We just talk like this. You know what I'm saying? But at the end of the day, nigga, fuck you. Right. Thank you very.

Is every nigga with dreads for the cause? Is every nigga with gold? for the fall. No, so don't get caught up in appearance. No, and I'll be telling these bitches, too. You bitches need to watch out for these woke niggas. Watch out for these woke niggas. All right, because a lot of these niggas, they woke,

but they sleep it in a motherfucker, boy. They sleep, these drowsy-ass niggins. They so woke, they ain't took a nap. Speak to the niggas. You got to take a nap. Every one you need rest. That's why this plat, that's why we have this platform right here. Bruce Lee took a nap.

It's nowhere for us. to just talk to the niggas, man, but they watch it, man. Anything y'all want to say to the niggas, now is the time. I just want to say, this is dedicated to the niggas. You niggas need to stop stepping the niggas about fucking with your gal, man. Hey, man, that's not your bitch.

Not your pussy. It don't belong to you. Belong to her. Nigga, I know. I get it. And I get it, man. I get it. Y'all looked in each other's eyes and you whispered them sweet nothings and you got that bond. That bitch got that bond with like two or three other niggas, my nigga.

Man. tell you where it goes. It's a lack of education. It's a lack of education, man. Are you proposing? Because these niggas are, they're ridiculous with the logic. They act like you were at the club and you cornered their woman and you stole some pussy from it and you were victorious in your theft. She gave that to you. She gave you that. It tells her two-part decision. Hey, this fuck nigger sleep. Wait a woman to meet you. Not only did you. No, not only did she give it to you, she facilitated the fornication.

Come on, man. She made it happen, because you ain't got nowhere to go, nigga. She pulled out the pen, and she made an executive order to give another nigga some pussy. And sometimes... And assigned it as a witness, bitch,

Thursday. It's going down. And when a bitch is giving you some pussy, when a bitch is giving you some pussy, her pussy is higher than it's ever been. You never have to get low. Like, him who elevate the wherever the fuck you act. Like, when she didn't use a pussy.

Why, he should be mad. It's some anger that could be involved in there. It's like, you at the house with her. Now, she didn't plan the whole field trip to take this pussy somewhere else and give. Now, now, see, you see what you fucked up at? You didn't have time to interrupt this plan because you're mad.

You should have went and talk to her. That's what she put the shit together. niggas out here losing each and every day and if we save one or two niggas per episode guess what slink I work his job I work his nothing

we're not supposed to save everybody no you don't know what nigga because I feel like the elder states went around a lot of little niggas nowadays man I'd be wanting to tell niggas shit good for their life man take care of your car so it take care of you I stopped talking to them I'm gonna wait two years

I ain't getting you know I ain't getting young niggas no no they need it now they need it now more than ever Some of them listening, but in two years, I'm going to go off. Just go back to what we just said, Carlos. If one or two, get it. Some of them. So you got to give it to them.

You need to take care of your car, and it'll take care of you. You got these Jordans on. You stunned with these $600 belts, but your car ain't had no oil in it since the last owner's all that motherfucker. That ain't no little, that light ain't that light. That's get your oil, man. It ain't a genie lamp. It ain't a goddamn little teapot. It's not, man, it's not a...

My nigga, you wash the shit out that motherfucker. You wash the shit out that motherfucker. Hey, my nigga, on some real shit. But you don't put no oil in it. Don't let your clothes be the most expensive shit that you own. No. It's a message in this shit. No, man, no.

Stop doing that, my nigga. Hey, and if you sell dope, stop doing it at the end of the month. Let this be your last month. I'm telling you. You've got the whole end to make. If you sell it... I'm sorry, to cut that one of the day.

If you're selling dope and you're just at the point now where you're buying ridiculous shit. Like, just cut it out, make it. Or, or if you're selling dope, start buying ridiculous shit for the people around you. Yes. Come on, man. Yes.

Come on, man. Get a little boy to be popping wheel as a dirt bike. Let them hurt himself. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Go ahead. Get a go-carts for the kids. If you sell dope and your mama still go to work, you bullshit.

Yeah, you're full of shit, nigga. And if you get cracked, I hope she don't get your shit on your commissary, you dirty motherfucker. If your mama still working, and you're moving a bird, at least every 10 days a bird is flying up out your house,

my nigga, and your mama still working, nigga, you need to fucking, nigga, you better not get shit, you fuck, nigga. It'd have been the way your mama works. I hope your mom doesn't sit. It's been away your mama work, but if she still, if she's still laboring and she don't want to.

Right, right, here we go. If she, if she, some mammas be like they liked a job at the school. She might be the cafeteria lady, but she like it because they give her something to do. That's one thing. All they do is sit up there and gossip. She get a kid's extra food who look hungry, you know. But if her feet hurt, nigger, if her feet hurt, nigga, and you sell them birds and shit, and she, if your mama still got to talk to you about retirement, nigga, fuck you, nigga.

Oh, she'll send you your pictures when you go to jail. You know, niggas be going on the pictures bad as fuck. Yeah, nigga. Nick, I had a motherfucker. Outie A-Sept, nigga. Hey, that's fucked up how they do niggas in jail. They're sending them old-ass picture. This is my son right here.

How old is he? Oh, he's 23 now. Niggin, why is it three? That nigga sitting there in the picture with the big three. You know, the big white three they sit next to like, yeah, I was just stripping out. Yeah, nigga. Weird ass niggas.

Why they all make you shit stupid too, man? Hey, man. Hey, I'm gonna say something else this week. This game, man, I'm sorry if we just, if we all had something else for us.

But look, y'all bitches stop piercing your little son ear, man. Let that nigga choose that itself, man. I thought I was gonna tell him to stop piercing that little nose part. Oh, yeah, the bitches stop doing a little Toro ring in the nose. You little bullhead bitch.

You sit your motherfucking monkey at. You little monkey fish, bitches don't be thinking about it. Because they don't know the history. They don't know where it came from. That's how they used to yank little dumb bitches around. They used a tie string and have cell. It would be like you was dog walking.

And then you tell you pull down. You don't pull it out because that's how you fuck them up, but you pull it down. And that's what happened. A lot of people think it was cool. No, that's, you know, niggas had the harems, and they had the whores. Back on Game of Thrones times, he would have the hores. The hars. And then he would come out with a gauntlet of a horse.

And these bidsies be piercing like they cheek and shit and shit right here. And I'd be wondering, like, well, you suck dick in the nigga busing in your mouth to a leak out that hole? They probably do. But see, in L.A., these chicks out here, they compare us every goddamn thing. Oh, my God.

Hey, bitch, you're going to be 50 one day. I don't believe they believe that. 60. Think about your life and what you do right now. It's going to be crazy because we're going to have some 50-year-old women with some 20-year-old tennis. That shit going to be crazy. Is it?

These old ladies are going to be crazy. I was like, you know, I don't know, I mean, I'm a man. You know what's going to be fucked up, though, is we're going to be the only motherfuckers who got old. It's just going to be a bunch of men, us. Not unless we, not a less men get with it. They'll start getting surgery. Start getting surgery. But we're going to be the, we're going to age naturally.

These men are just going to look way younger than that. We're good. Black don't crack. I mean, frat, man. Black, black, my nigga. I still. Black don't crack on the outside, nigga, you're still gonna wake up and have old old nigga feet. Yeah, I do.

You can't avoid old nigga feet. This nigga's stupid, man. I'm going to put shit right now. He got gals. Hey, man, grab that chair, man. I see you over there puma house. Speaking of, he act like you discovered that chair. Like, it wasn't at a heart.

I mean, I was just saying. Nobody made you stand up. Yeah, you making me feel uncle? Yeah, you're my feet. her too. And I'm saying, you got some blunts and we smoke some more.

Hey, check this out. As founder and president of the Smoke Yours crew, tell them what that means before you proceed. Smoke yours means school motivated ours. Educate yours.

School motivated our kids. There we go. School educated our kids motivate yours. Cut that part out because I'm high anyway. We know. We're motivated our kids

Educate you And smoke yours school Is a coalition about friendship Through cannabis You know what I'm saying And the smoke yours Mean to do you Whatever you is my nigga

Just do you man You know Because I tell you a lot of times Especially in the urban community And kids in general We can caught up into what other people think You know what I'm saying It's not just about smoking weed

It's about doing you And whatever you is Live true to yourself smoke yours When did you discover that principle It's just to do you Like, a lot of people use that shit. I'm doing me, but what does that mean to slink? Junk.

This is the bevel razor. This is how it works. You unscrew this bottom part, like this. Okay? Then you take this part off. Here's where you drop your razor blade into the razor. Right there. You replace this with that.

Yes, you do. Then you screw this back in right here. Screw it back in. And then you have a razor that's prepared. to use on your head. On your head, single blade, yeah. Then you take the prime annoy. Come on now.

This is the prime annoyia that I was telling you about. You open this up and you bloop, blu-bloop, and you get that in your hand. You probably need two more bloops. Bloop-bloop on your head. If you're shaving your face, you do need two more bloops. Blue-bloop. And then... Two more bloop.

Two different blutes. The first one was bloop, bloop, then the second was blue-bloop. And then you put that on your face. Yep. Okay? And then you get your... you this. Bevel shaving cream.

Come on. Okay? And you take that and you... You put that over that. Over that. And then... You put that over that. Over that.

And then that noise. That's the sound that's going to make. That noise. And you rub that on your head. And on your face and whatever you're shaving. And then you take your bevel. Right. And then you shave.

Come on. Shage. I don't know what this is. Rinse. Rinse. Rinse. Shave. Wrench, wrench, wrench, wrench.

trench, ranch, shade. And you get your head clean, and once you clean your head off, then they give you this. You know what this is? This is the restoring bomb, aka. Because that's what you're going to feel. Okay? Bevel raises, man. I'm going to be honest to you, Mr. Miller, that I didn't actually learn the meaning of

do you until I was much older. It actually, it takes maturity to do you, and I'm still learning it with each day. Because we care about what people think. At the end of the thing we do, a lot of people, I don't give a fuck about nothing. Yes, you. That's why you said it. That's why you said it. You had to say it to let people, I don't give a fuck because you give it.

You really didn't give a fuck. You wouldn't have said anything. You were telling yourself. It's on your face. You were telling yourself that. The motherfuckers, you don't give a fuck. Here's a scenario. Let's role play in English.

You'd be the model here. Show me your reaction, not giving a fuck naturally. Okay, let me tell you some. I'll do it. I'll set it up for you. Clayton out of Swishers seen

you see what he did he didn't give a fuck he didn't give a fuck he didn't respond he didn't say man he don't give a fuck he truly didn't give a fuck little niggas sometimes the best response

and the best reaction is no response or no reaction what can you do about it the niggas say no swissers what the fuck can you do about it if you gave a fuck jump up and go get some, but if you don't, you don't have to say it.

All right, nigga, we ain't got nothing. I'm going to get some on the way home, though. Yeah, exactly. I probably got something in the car that I'm going to smoke on the way home that I don't want to smoke with you. You know what I'm saying? Weed at a kid, my nigga.

When you come in somebody a domicile or somebody with some weed, my nigga, you need to smoke that shit. You don't bring around what you're not smoking, my nigga. You know what I'm saying? Don't do that.

Don't bring around what you're not smoking. You see, I put my shit in my pocket. I have it up here until I said that I had to remember. Let me put my shit back in here because I'm not smoking the rest of that with that. You know what I miss in 2017 that you ain't seeing a lot of them no more? You know, just being a magnificent air day and every week is just frustrating because we're not really getting the credit that we deserve, man. We out here doing our best fucking the shit out of these women showing them a good time. And they're not even telling their home girls how good we're fucking I miss this

No, they're not passionate work Like they it's like you know the business doing good but we're not getting no referrals We're not getting no referrals That's why you have to offer the customer incentive Oh okay you know what I'm saying You come in with promotions and deals you know what I'm saying? Consumerism consumerism 101 with Slick Johnson Tell a friend get some head

You know what I'm saying? You know, you tell your friends You're your friends But niggas didn't got So pussy though They let these women Put them all on social media With the monkey face

Over their face All these secret niggas You niggas is suckers You niggas are suckers Because I say this The shit been going on since the beginning The time But how are the dacious of you

To just let this bitch flick you like What if you do you checking your social media and a chick them posted a picture, you know, she didn't put the goddamn emoji monkey over your face. You're going to like the picture and leave a comment or you're going to like, man, take that goofy-ass shit down.

Don't nobody knows you? I know it's me, bitch. I have integrity. That's all my money. The niggas don't have no integrity no more. Maybe I'm just I don't know. This is the 85 South show. This show is

for a neighbor with integrity still a little bit. He don't have none. I still got some of him. Everybody want to be famous and they don't care out. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to be famous. Some niggas.

It's a monkey liquor. I want everybody at the bank to know me. That's Carlos Miller. When they say your whole name, hey Carlos Miller. Yeah, then you got paper. Hey, get the paper. That's it. Because y'all won't be famous for the wrong reason.

I'm not going to say secure the bag. Clayton was talking about earlier, man. I was saying how niggas, you niggas got to stop all this pocketwise. Stop it. Overestimating. You know what I'm saying? Oh, that was a great segue. The fan pocket watch, because we have a whole lot of Caucasian people who just are sick and tired

of what white people doing and they just start fucking with the show 18 weeks ago. Okay. Pocket watching is when you are... That is stupid. When you are estimating, you're gestimating, you're commenting on another man's income, you're inquiring when you're in the side-ass way. Man, how much they're paying up in this motherfucker? Or you're making offhanded comments, like, to use an example. I know Slink got that money.

He'd be on TV every week. Exactly. That nigga got $48 he can give me. And then you got the passive-aggressive ones, too, because they'll hit you with this shit. Must be nice. Yes. Yes, it is nice.

To go to work and earn money. And take care of what the fuck I need to take care of. That was nice. Stop all that pocket watching. Hear it in your tongue. You're saying good words, but I hear it in your tone. You've been hearing them little hate-a-ass comments. Damn, you got all the J's, don't you?

Shit, I see it. I wish I had your head. If I had your hand, I cut mine off. Shit. We all can't. We all can't do it like you. Look here, man. I need that.

You see me somewhere? You see me somewhere I work for that, man. I earned that. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. And you work on yours. stop because you don't know what somebody had to do to get that. And you don't even know if you're capable of getting that.

And more likely, if you're not putting in no work, you probably don't deserve it because you get what you deserve. Boy, was that off the top of the head? Because I was looking for the real nigga Bible. Y'all niggas bought his merch, man. You was reading directly. That nigger was speaking directly out the real nigger buy merch too. Make sure you go to Smoke Yours True.

com. Show them some IT. Support a niggas hustle, man. Look here. I'm going to tell you. You need to buy my shit and smoke yours fruitout big cartel.com because the nigga coming to you asking you.

I'm asking you. Kanye said you that motherfucking shit got holes in it and your motherfucking ass stand outside all goddamn night to get that bull shit. Come on. I'm getting it. Ain't nothing magical about this shit but you're going to look good and you're going to feel good and you're going to smoke good when you wear this motherfucker's shirt.

Speaking of smoking good, Slink brought me some shit all the way from over in the part of town with Hispanic people. My good people at Remedy Plus. I do. What up, man? My good people are Remedy Plus. They hooked us up with some

nice-ass edibles. I don't have to make sure I got out. Because we're not abreast of the Mexican candies and it's a lot of Hispanic culture out here. Chicken pieces or something. Welcome to Calexico. Man, this shit.

Mexicali. This shit is some dog food with some saracha sprinkler on. With some, uh, that's like sourpac salt. This is what I got for you, Carlo. Shout out the backwoods, one more time. This is what I got for you, baby. It's the way we smoking, right?

Real, bro. How you know? Hold up, man. Y'all be quiet. This is a ceremony. I'm going to get being presented with my official. They don't give a fuck. Yeah, man, I'm a fuck it.

This is Smoke Yours crew. Go get you one. Smoke yours crew. Got big cartel. This is the Black Excellence T right here. Smoke yours crew. That big cartel.com. Smoke yours crew.

Dot big cartel.com. Look, I need that because my daughter need a computer and shit. I'm over here, herring like a motherfucker. This is real nigger shit. You know what I'm talking about? My daughter need a computer. I'm trying to buy a fresh drone. You know what I'm saying?

So y'all hook your boy up, man. Smoke yours crew. That big cartel.com. Man, shout out to the hustle. Shout out to his hustles because he didn't go and say fund me send me some shit he got merchandise

he got a product he's an entrepreneur he's giving you something in exchange a lot of times y'all give people shit for nothing in exchange somebody bought some

McDonald's satchewan sauce for $15,000 on eBay tell them what satchewan sauce is it's from the Moulon shit and it was on the Rick and Morty show that's for you

class 15,000 yeah smoke yours how much of these How much it is? Oh, you know, it's different prices for the different sizes. You know, I do cater to big boy sizes

to up to six-ex in some instances. Smoke yours crew dot big cartel.com. Y'all fuck with your niggins. I'm out here trying to wear. Hashtag. See Slink win. Congratulations on everything. Continue to push forward.

This shirt going to get you in, though. If people see this shirt, you're going to be like, oh, we smoke it. Right. It's a language. It's an unspoken code. That's how I feel when I think. There's some real shit.

He got the. lady who tattooed the smoke yours crew on her back like you know she got exclusive access to the mama 27 y'all look her up panda mama 27 shout out the panda mama man she did that man she got all type of privileges she could just walk up and grab the blunt can't nobody say she nobody she got world-class privileges man she can just snatch a blunt out of the nigger hand and i'll tell you what she got a whole tag team that'll fly down they get you're gonna be you know your majesty, you know, keep doing your motherfucking things. Come on, man.

Smoke yours. Hey, it's a good way to cover up an old tattoo, too. Like, if you got a bad, like, some shit ain't pop, like you got an old no limit tattoo. Or you got, like, the old cash money tattoo. Or like a rough ride or shit. Get that shit. Get that shit.

Cover their shit, man. If you have a shit. You got a little baby fat cat. You got a little baby fat cat? You want to cover it up? That's what I was saying. If you got a tattoo that you embarrassed up. man go get that shit fixed man you owe it to yourself you out here you out here missing a lot

of opportunities because people don't trust your judgment and shit what's there's smoke yours over your shit man like nigger you really like fred flintstone that much but the shit type it's timeless then you said a titty tattoo was like vandalism bruh when the woman put a My nigger gave me the perfect analogy to what that's like. He said, nigga, that's like drawing on a painting. Exactly. It's a motherfucking titty. It don't need no enhancement already.

Man, I'm telling you, titties are like, tithes, like, that's the first impression. They're like, hey, she gonna be fun because we some fun titty. And titty's life. What does the tattoo tell you? What do you think when you see the tattoo tuitary? Bro, when I see a, first thing I think when I see a tattoo on a tini is liquor store for some reason. I don't know why.

I just, when I see a tattoo on a tini, I just feel like she drink out the bottle for some reason. You see what? Two loose cigarettes and alizzeo. But if it's a nice tattoo, if it's a nice tattoo, that bitch drink a straw in her tall hand. Yeah. She leaves lipstick on the glass. We don't hate on the tattoo tis, but. We're hating on the tattoo.

Okay, ladies with the tattoos on your titty, we not hate it. I'm just saying, if it had to be me, if it was my titty. Like if I had some steak in the titty? If you had some big tithet? That's just like if you're trying to sell a house instead of painting that bitch, you just let your homeboy just do a motherfucking some graffiti. That's my property. What are you doing?

Stop putting graffiti on the tits. Because you ain't going to feel that. way in 20 years. You're not. Don't do it. Them tities is beautiful. I mean, as a known lover of the of the titty, you know what I'm saying? I agree with Carlos, man, because

you've got to stop doing that. They got us fucked up. They think you got to have big titties to have nice tits. You don't. It's about shaking more than anything. Sometimes, nice dudes, breaking news, you don't have to have big titties

to have nice. Sometimes, Nice tities aren't big, and sometimes big tities are nice. Sometimes you just meet a pleasant-ass titty. They're not nice. Sometimes some tities are angry. You ever think the titty come out to bring out like super aggressive? He's like, oh, wait a minute, hold on. This titty is not nice.

This is not a nice titty. Yeah, like, like, walrus. Yeah, like, like, walrus move forward. Like, ooh. Sometimes them tities are real pleasant. There's nothing wrong with those tities, but it's, They're not nice. Yeah, they let you know what's ahead.

They're like, come on, come on there. We're the titties. How are you? Yeah, it's some pretty good pussy down there. But we're not going to go there just yet. We're going to hang out over here at Titty Mountain, okay? Sometimes you take that bra off and the tithies fall out like water below. The motherfucklers be in the ass.

And they, well, be big at the bottom and shit, and the top part be stretched out just all the way fall to the bottom of the titty. I like them on hard-haired titties that won't stay in They pop out whatever Whatever she put them in they pop out She can have on the goddamn turtleneck Titty pop out You can see it

It's right Man And thank God for Cleavis The hard-haired ass titty That titty won't listen to nobody Oh cleavis Yeah Yeah

Cleavis will get you fuck I see some cleavage That look beautiful as fuck But when the bra came off The tities didn't Didn't really just live up to the hype of the cleavings. You know what I'm saying? However, you know, that's them not tonight, Titty.

It's still went down. You thought we was bit? That's the night, man. We didn't move all that shit. Yeah, Titty's looking a different way than the one Titty. Hey, man, you can't expect both Titties to be. No one Titty is the same. None.

They come with tools, but that one ain't got to be like that one, and you just got to be okay with it. I want to go. I want to see some of them old tities. Like them vintage tities, like the skisloat. Some tithes discontinued. No, like that's what I'm talking about. Like them ski slope tits.

Them tithes that go down and go up. No, you ever seen like an old lady with some big tits? Ain't no titty right here. This is just big right to fuck here. Like this is a whole other segment now. It's chess. It's chess. You know who else?

That's our titty meeting. It's a beast, my nigga. It's like a shit. Nipples ain't as big as they used to be. Nobody gonna talk about that. That's because they cut nipples off, man. The nipples used to be huge. They used to be big.

They used to be big. The whole titty was a nipple pretty much. Like the nipples covered, it was like a half moon. Like, you know when the moon is covering? Hey, man, when was this? Like the tinnage. Titties. Go Google Vintage Titties.

The titty had a surgical mask off. The titty look. Man's off. Fucking mask off. Masked on Titties. I hate that wasn't there. The big flapjack nipples. Oh, they damn ninks.

The big silver dollar nipple. You gotta put them on the motherfucking endangered species list. That's what I'm saying. I want to see some of those tities. You want to see them on. Google Vintage Titties. Everybody go home. Google Vintage Titties.

Look at them old tities, man. They're not the same. See, y'all live in California. Y'all don't get to see a lot of real tities that much. that much. Let's see. It depends. You know, that's just in Hollywood, man. Niggas be caught up in the hype by Hollywood. You know, when you live in the hood, you see real titties.

Oh, yeah. We love real titty. I see plenty of real titty South and Wilson. There's still a real titty down there. Much love to all the hard-headed-ass women who just absolutely refused to buy some tities for anything. Thank you. Don't fuck buying some tities. Absolutely.

What if you didn't like your nuts and were like, I want to? some new nuts. These are shaped like kidneys. I don't want these. Vintage titties. Wear her nipple. I want two symmetrical nuts. I'm tired of having the big brother nut and a little brother nut.

I want two round balls. And then we get the black tities and they definitely, just look at Pam Greer, where them titty's at? Oh, those are some of the greatest tits. Where they're at now? They out? No, but I'm saying, they ain't out. And she was the only one to get there.

They used to be all the bitches head things like Pam Grip back. We're back in the day. Let your auntie tell me. Now, see, they're going to watch this and swear we're complaining. No, I love it. I want to see the old... I'm asking to go back

to when y'all was natural. I'm more accepting of diverse tities. But really, women are rushing if they're getting all these and hastings. We're really saying all of that to say that is... That body won't kick in at 30 seconds.

We got to be better people in spite. We got to just dig a little bit deeper, guys. I know those tities are out there. I believe in us. I mean, if we can't do it, who's going to do it? Wait, them titty's in Texas. The type of... Yes, it is.

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The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. We got to go. We got to go. We're going there. why we settle up guys we're going to Texas buddy I just left Texas I just left Dallas

and I'm going to 8th round about two weeks when you're going I want to go with you yeah we need to do a podcast we need to do a podcast ain't that amazing how talking about tithes made you say Texas because everything's bigger in Texas

that's really down there in Texas them titty's in Texas and you know what else I think Chad got dizzy you brought tities up he got dizzy he couldn't take it I think them tities is in Della Delaware.

I think Titties is... You been to Delaware? No, but nobody talk about places like that, man. I think it's Titties out there. This is the best way to find out. This is the best way to find out. 85 South So, in the comments,

tell us where them Titties at. That's all we want. What are they at? Tell us what them Titty's at. Speaking of comments, I'm about to read these... I'm about to read some comments. man. Keep going with the titties though. Where them titty's at? With them titty with the dance moves. Little titty with the dance moves. Rub them titty's with the dance moves. And we really like

titty boobs. Titty boobs, that's a new sin. In the titty that I be playing. Rubbing nipples like every day. Rubbing titty that's a titty. Hey, how you doing titty? Titty. I ain't been seen. Titty every damn day. Titty need to be clean. Titty look like a circle. Titties don't color purple. I've seen all kinds of tities. Big tities and pretty titties. Little titties with the sad tits, mad titties with the bad titties.

You ain't never really had titties. Shout out all other bad titties. Every time I just grab tithes, I just grab and just have titties. She didn't even really have tithes. But I still like to play with her. Every time I just laid with her. I didn't break up shit I stayed with her.

We was rubbing on boobs too. And we watch them on YouTube. And you know, you know. know when they breastfeed, I'd be like, ooh, titty, and you know they got milk in them. And the milk be good for you. Every time you drink titty milk, every get out the hood, brother. Your sister like the breastfeed, a son bigger than everybody. Any smart as a motherfucker.

Shout out to LeBron James though. Proudly was, don't breast milk. That's why it hoops so good. Niggas hoop. Tennis. Tennis. Tennis. Hey, man.

Excuse me, ma'am. Excuse me, ma'am. We were talking about Titties before you came. I'm sorry. We had to stop. The lady walked in. It was hard. It was an older boobs.

Yeah, it's just a very much deep appreciation. But since we were talking, you saw what I posted on Instagram. This girl posted this shit on social media. She said, I got to talk about it. I got excited. I got excited. That don't mean I can hold a week. Everybody got to be held accountable for the bullshit they're doing.

I fucked up and I apologize, man. Okay, so this girl posted on social media that if guys knew how often girls watch their bra, you're never single tearding. You saw that shit? Man. No, tell the truth, man. I was flabbergastic.

I always wondered why I didn't like pickles. They don't wash their ball. I know why. They don't wash the bra. Why would you not watch the braw lady? If you don't have enough brawls, then come on. We need to go get through some. You need to get, I don't know how much braw cause,

but you just need, you need brawls like we need drawl. One girl jumped in the comments and proudly said she only owned three bros. Right. Hey, look here, man. It's seven days in the week. Hey, my nigga, I got an excellent solution, man, because we're going to kill two birds with one stone. We're going to help your bitch out,

and we're going to get you a. good idea. Valentine's Day, all holidays, you bought a bitch a bra because you ain't paying attention, but she only got like two or three of them. No, that's dangerous territory, fellas. Let me tell you why. Because if you bring

home the wrong size over with. You're going to like that if that thing got you brought you a bra? That's fucking right. You just ask her, my nigga. If you're sticking dick in her, if she's your girl and you're sticking dick in her, the least you can do as ask her for her motherfucking bra size. You're disrespectful ass

If you swap in bodily fluids With this bunk bitch At least you can do As ass or mustard head ass And put a motherfucker fucking rossah Hey, what's the titty type? Write it down I'm going to the stove

What's you like? The paint Is that what they're doing now? What we're slapping on tities? What the fuck is going on the titty? You remember what size them titty's in. See, we're not responsible

for knowing all that. What's hot on the titty, way we keep it real simple on 85 sound show just go get your girl a hundred dollars give her a gift card no no you gotta you gotta see that go to a bro you got a hundred dollars to go to anything that she might need that she didn't tell you that she need no this what this how I know it's gonna have a hundred dollars might go to her side nick no this I know it's going to happen Carlos you're not getting my hundred dollars listen though I'm not I don't want your money I get it

let figure out this game check this out you know the nigga on Sunday so so a lot of what he do is trying to direct bitch. I'm not finagle and nothing. I'm making money in a positive aspect for my community. All right.

No, y'all, look, it's already a crisis, right? She already got three bras the last seven days. If you were like, here, this is bra money. You think she's going to fuck that off and only be left.

The proof is going to be right there. You can count. Nick, you, nigga, you ain't even figure it out. Y'all niggas. Y'all dealing with the wrong type of motherfuck. Okay, other part, other part, I was a nigga that brought a bra.

I'm gonna tell you, niggins, bros ain't cheap. You bought Ubrough and bought a few bras. How much a bra is running, man? What's the bra market? It can cost you a good bra because I'd be doing my Amazon researching because I want to get the best price for everything. Okay.

So, um, nigga price is right. This bro is price. It costs Upras of 50, 60, $80 on, maybe even more, right? My brother. A hundred dollars for a big bro, I mean, a good bra. I say a big bro, like the bigger they are. You got little tinnies. Ain't no way that you're,

You'd be mad with your girls. It's just like, how much you spend on that, bro? In the business. How? In the business. It ain't even that big. What the fuck is expensive, miss? Especially if she got them tities.

If she got them tities, we're talking about. The more buckles the bitch got the more all real. The big it is the mow it goes. So they already start high. And then if you need the buckles. Your girl got some eight cups. Oh, one hundred and a dollar. What the fuck?

She need that, though. If you don't stop playing and wear a snug t-shirt, she can wear a small t-shirt. Them t-shirts ain't going to. Where are they going to go? Her CD-ass thing, you can buy bars. You can buy a box where a little sprang box. Oh, I get this.

I got jumped by some little titty. I have exceeded on my little titty jokes. I can't say. That's why I'll never say shit. We are not, we are not shaming no type of titty. I welcome all cups When they wash them, it tears them up, that's what it is. No, titty's just...

You can't keep washing the bra, it tears the damn bra up. No, titties is just like, it's like your cabinet, man. You got all types of glasses and cups of different sizes. All the cups is welcome, man. That's how you got to look at that shit. And I just know that us as real niggas slink, we're going to have to start putting the extra $83 every now and then to make sure she got...

Make sure she got... Like, if she got them titties, man, you'd be surprised at how, how, how his statement started up with if she got them, they all. You'd be surprised at how fucking appreciative she'll be. You know what I'm saying? I just try to think preventative maintenance, my nigga. You know what I'm saying? I'm growing from my young savage to an old savage and my older savage now.

I'm still a sad. Oh, Dirt, savage. But I'm still kind of just figuring it out, man. You do some little preventative maintenance, man. You buy abroad too, man. Aaron now and then. And I'm talking about the one that you call your girl. Because I know it's about seven of them, but the one that you know, your playstation at her house, that's your girl.

She got to get at least two brothers. She got to get at least two bras, man. We know what to get you for Christmas now. Speaking of her. She just seen you do the ups and down. She's seen you when you blew your lead on 2K. Have you all seen you? She's seen you at your worst.

She's seen you getting sunned on the Grand Theft Auto online by the little kids. And you're screaming into the headstand of shit. She's baby, just turn the game off. bitch, and she just turned it off for you, so, you know, that's the bitch. Hey, speaking of the oldest, Savage, have y'all seen 50, that's my nigga. Shout out of 52 Savage is, Pressure.

Pressing. My nigga be rapping like a motherfucker, man. But that nigga be rapping your dead, though. Niggas be clowning his age and shit. But if he's, if he's out, you listen to the nigga, he's fittin. You got to listen hard.

He's spinning. Nick, how many Savage is it? It's 21 Savage. He started off, right? And then it turned into 22 Savage And he was this and 21 Savage That nigga 21 Savage is a Gremlin And then 23 Savage came out And this 22 Savage

For this in 21 Savage Now, I know 21, 22, and 23 Then that shit skipped all the way to fucking 52 Oh my God Shout out to my nigga Nate It's some shit in there that we're missing To talk to my nigga Nate He didn't jump on 30 seconds

I can't clear this shit up to I hear from the rest of it. 38 Savage, I'm sorry. 38 Savage. But I'm an extra Savage. I got extra Savage tattoo across my test. I've been extra Savage for a long time. When you get to tattoo? Oh, 3.

03. All right. So, shit, you probably bowled. That was about Webby. That was about Webby time. You was right there when they were. No, no, I picked it. That's when I got the tattoo.

But I picked the term up, and I ain't got no shame to Santa. Man, if you do the map, shit, Slink, you probably like number four, five, or six in the Atlanta Savage. No, I mean, shit, I know 21 popping, but, nigga, you're probably about four of a lot. I picked it up from the Arborian niggins. We legit and he folded. That's why I picked the term up, and then after a while, I ended up tattooing it on me. Okay, so shout out to the baby. But, all right, let's hear him.

Can we pitch that movie? Do we pitch that movie where it go through the difference? It's like the Highlander and the 21 Savage star. fucking up shit, then 22 Savage come out, and then you find out that it's other savages and you like Savage number three or something shit, like right before the last Savage Savage, last year to be the dofest shit. Yeah, Savage one and two. We don't call it the Last Savage.

Savage one and two already gone. And we just go steal the script from the last dragon. Cut the cameras off. They're going to steal our idea. We call it the last Savage. It's going to be the most gangster shit ever. Niggas jumping off rules, shooting, catching bullets with their teeth. Nigger, please.

All right here, we're going to end the, that's what we're going to drop the clip of 21 Savage said, man, cut that shit out, man. It's a knife. That's going to be what they say right before they show the credit to this shit. Man, cut that shit. You're going to look it back over the shoulder. It's a nice last savage. Coming soon.

This is the 85 South Show for niggas who steal by bootleg DVDs at the barbershop. Oh, yeah. No, no, we're not live. Who I get this blunt, bro. Are we live? We taping, though. We record, we record. But we're not.

Live. Okay, cool. Yeah. Oh, we lit. It's, you know, it's beyond lit. It's detonate. Shit, man. We don't smoke 88 blunts.

We don't give a fuck how many bros you got, girl. Stop listening to them rappers, too, man. They don't be smoking like that. We see them. They be rolling a little bitty blunt. Hey, my nigga, these niggas is fake smoking. They waving away. bloods like they're all-star in high school.

You know how they play it off? Because I'm seeing these niggas. They fake smokers, my nigga. Talk to them. They fake smokers. I can name some names. Some of your favorite motherfucking artists way high in the food chain.

However, I'm for the saying, because my money ain't right yet. You know, I can't be talking like, Gregor. My money ain't right. But I just just know that I see you fake smoking ass. The create opportunity is not stall them. Don't even expose them. This is not their type of outlet.

We promote positivity Stop wasting the weed And that goes back to smoke yours Be yourself Don't smoke yours Don't waste mine You know what I'm saying Stop wasting the weed

If you buy a pound of weed God damn it that's good But that go back to what Muffin Carlos said man By the little nigga dirt bike And stand man Stop playing with the motherfucking weed Right

Right God damn man You're using it for a video shoot Tired of seeing you Muffin nobody taking pictures Give it to me Stop trying to blow little tricks That's what they're doing

They grab the blood And then start acting like they dance Don't nobody dance when they get the weed Nah nigga you stop dancing So you can hit that shit You ain't dancing around Fuck wrong with you niggas man I'm appalled by you imbeciles man

How did you hear about the 85 South show What's that? How did you hear about the 85 South show Oh shit? You one of my favorite Fucking comedians and I followed you God damn it Fuck There you go.

Nick, I just, fuck. Thank you. Right. No, fuck it. For the acting shit. Take the glasses off. No, I ain't taking them off, man. I don't want nobody to see shit.

Every motherfucker fucking time, man. I just get on the goddamn stage and I just tell them what really fucking happened. She did suck my dick from under my leg. She did. I was laying on my side. I don't know how she did it. And when people laughing, she did it. And when people laughing, she did it.

like that it makes me feel like I'm on to something man she had my she was cuffing my balls and tickle him like this and then she said oh your birth she started telling me shit about myself your birthday in April she read the nut wrinkle she read my nut wrinkle like ooh you're gonna live alone prosperous life just keep doing what you doing I was like she really knows what's going on with me she was like you don't like vegetables but you're eating them anyway sometimes. I'm like, damn. I put my nuts down.

You have found my hard drive. Oh, she was fucking with your main friend. You didn't have found the goddamn hard drive, man. The bitch was tickling this fancy. No, man. She just had the balls. No, that's right. That balls are some outstanding shit, man.

Ladies, you gotta really take more care of the balls. You know what I'm saying? You make it sound like balls is out here homeless and we need to be adopted. Adopt my balls, lady. No, because sometimes they try to use your balls like that's a rest area. That ain't no bean bag. Don't be resting your chin. Get your elbow out my nut.

Half of the fallacious experience is you managing and caressing them balls, lady. We can start right now. We're going to start a whole trend right now. Ma'am, I don't know you. next time you're with three or more in your home girls, let them know, let them know that they need to be more gentle with the balls. They're balls, but they're really not balls, balls. Like, they're not to be, you need to be more. It's people in there. You know what I'm saying? It's people in there. It's a small universe.

You don't need to act like it's people in there. You know what I'm saying? You got to go down on them. I'm sitting there. Go down on them really care for them. They've got to treat us like we pregnant. We're pregnant before y'all are pregnant. There's a whole community. We prank. Ladies, we're pregnant, okay? Yeah, we're full of people.

There's people down there. Don't be squeezing on the balls and playfully punching at the ball. Like, your girl never, like, hit at you. He's like, hey, we're playing. She was like, what? I was just playing with you. I thought she was about to hit you.

these nuts. Hey, you are destroying the future with that. The average niggas spent about 60% of his time making sure don't nothing in life happened to his nuts. You ever seen a nigga in an accident? First thing he'd do it. Ah, my nuts. That makes him

a nuts and shit straight. What about your other foot? Nick, fuck my foot. I got another foot left, but my dick. I ain't given one dick and two balls. They straight. I ain't thinking about Joe Jackson. Right. What if something would have happened to his nuts? Right after Jermaine, the nuts just fucked up.

What happened? What would happen? Them nuts was cared for. Texan three. And it wouldn't have worked. Them nuts had to be cared for. The nuts had to have care and mercy throughout their existence. You know what I mean?

So positivity. Just the same way that you talk to the baby. Nurture the nuts. Talk to the nuts like that. Say positive affirmations. Nurture the Nurture the Nuts. You want your baby to be successful, then talk to the nut. Be good to the nuts.

Send the positive vibes. When you are performing an outstanding fellatio and a magnificent blow, keeping it nice and wet, please do not neglect stroking the balls, talking to the balls, offering the balls a nice affirmation of your dedication to the craft. Wow. I believe he brought her on purpose. He was like, you got to hit this shit. It's not us saying this shit.

It's not us. We're just messengers. We may open this door. We might just open this door. Don't neglect them nuts. Don't neglect them nuts. Suck them nuts. Corrects them.

Be gentle to them nuts. Don't write all hard and shit. You bids just be on that ex and be on them action sports. Stop. Right. Fellas, you know what else? I was doing some research, too.

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