The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - A Greenbriar Christmas Comedy Special With Ti Young Dro Taliban Casino | Ep. 216

Episode Date: December 28, 2019

The coldest podcast brings the funniest comedy show back home. DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean post up at the Woodruff Arts Center in the middle of midtown Atlanta to bring the laughs and they pull up with the day one 85 South Family. Emmanuel Hudson, Navv Greene, Young Dro, T.I. and many more stop thru to represent for the 85 percenters. You already know T.I., Young Dro and Casino crank it up and perform live from the Greenbriar Mall! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - https://www.instagram.com/smokingjoen... CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network, Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Last year, last anybody stop show of 2019, before we shut it down. We're about to pack it up for the winter.

We're about to shut it down. We're putting snow tides on this bitch. You don't catch us fucking round. After December 19th, shop clothes. Hey, shop clothes. That's all the things. We're shutting it down. That's how we just like Chick-fil-A. You should have got it in on Saturday.

Now we got enough to feed the street, but you know, we're shutting it down. We got enough to feed. Joe, get busy. Atlanta, this show is really special from Steve Harvey Studio to getting kicked out and going to the trap, to going to go into comedy clubs, to go into theaters. And we just did our first arenas to come back home to Atlanta where it all started. It's really special. So y'all give it up for yourself.

One time, Atlanta. Now, this. This is our last show of the year, the last show of this decade. So I'm gonna need all y'all who came to chill. I'm gonna need y'all to turn it up a little bit. If y'all ready to get this show starting, say, hell, yeah.

This is really special. You guys make sure you tell somebody about this. You're seeing the hottest three comedians in the country right now. Your witness is greatest. Atlanta, you are witnessing the next king's of comedy. Hey, Jay-O-Wing. Atlanta, stand up.

I need everybody to stand up. Stand up. Up top, stand up. Second row, stand up. This is really special Atlanta. The first member of the 85 South show coming to this stage. Right in fact of the way it started at Atlanta. You know what I mean?

It finished 2019 now. Oh, that 2020 strong. People always ask, man, what's next? What's you going to do in 2020? What's doing the same shit I did in 2019? It's a whole lot more. in D.C. And he's going to be on this stage here tonight.

Atlanta, show your love. Chico Bean is in the house. Take the phones out. If you ain't got about, take the phones out. We're about to turn it up. This was special. The next member of the 85th now show, he is born in rain. We started from Ground Zero, and to see us here, you did what I'm saying, God is real, man.

Yes, sir. If you don't take nothing from him. anything please take that with you god is great you see them in the movie i got to hook up too you see them on ph1 on hip-hop squared and atlanta you're gonna see him on this stage here tonight we call them loose legs Atlanta makes them noise DC y'all flies in the house the third member of the 85 now show he needs no introduction but where my love Ladies, Dad. We as hope, baby.

You know what it's like when you're at home. It's just hit different. Homes are hit different. Black men don't cheat. You see them on MTV wild and out. He is the coldest in the game right now. Last two of the year, it's been a great run. Atlanta, show your love.

Ladies, your baby daddy, Carlos Miller, and you're in the building. If you're ready to get Daddy, Daddy, South Show started, say, hell yeah! Atlanta, make as much noise as you can right here. This is the 8-5 show! What's up? Atlanta! What's up?

Atlanta! What's up? Atlanta. Atlanta. What's all? What's on? Atlanta. What's on?

Ah, T.L. What's hiding? Oh, we're in this man. So, nigger. A.T. We need more energy than that. This is the last short of year. ATL.

What's for a dog? Tide. They're like, I hurry out. Stupid-ass. Look at this shit. They said, look. What's up, man? Y'all been sitting in traffic for about two hours.

These are Android users. They're mad. They're mad to battery about to die there. Think people at the top? People at the top, top. Oh, top. Second row, third row. What's up with y'all?

Okay, see what you up? You're gonna get up there. Y'all sit y'all stupid head out. Looking like y'all at a graduation sit y'all stupid. You can stand it up still, K.C. Hey, you see we got the nigger with the saxophone make a sign out on a sitcom. Hit that shit again, Saxby. That's that goddamn family matters right now.

What? We got a tour player. Give them that Morris Brown feeling. Got to play that user hole. Use a hole. I said that. You're doing whole activities. Hold on your brains.

brain and all they're your enemy, but all we need to do what you do. Talk your shit, uh, uh, uh. Man, show ya, burn it like a motherfucker playing that bitch, boy. They got a slaves taxing ball right now, shit. Alright, fuck it, watch my drama then. Watch my drummer, this dude, fool with it, cut too. Talk your shit. Introduce yourself to Atlanta.

Oh, fuck. Oh! Hold on Jay Owen. What you got? Smooth, J.O.W. Wipe your nose. Hold on, wipe your nose like you can take cocaine. I hate coke, nigger.

Wipe your nose like you can eat cocaine again. Oh yeah, that's cocaine right here. Oh, yeah, that's cocaine right here. There ain't know a black man can play that motherfucker like that. I want to eat. Come on with the keyboard, and the John what you got. Come on, clack.

Take the church. Take the church. Oh yeah, he go to like a small church. That's a small church feeling right now. That are people in the congregation. That's a house church. All right, okay, y'all prove your point. We've been working on that. Y'all saw that?

Yeah, I've been one of the house. I love the shirt, baby, girl. That's shit hard. What shirt is that? She bought a shirt off my wealth site then. She made it. Yeah, she got this. Got the side tiths hanging out? Yeah, yeah.

She's well-cove. She knew how to make stripper clothes. I like that shit. She didn't continue to come out of that shirt. Look at them to these right there. Hey, man. Well, them so big, she had to write a name on them, so she ain't losing them. Who names did you write on them tithes, ma'am?

You are lying. That is not how you spell my name. She got shooting stars on her titty. That's a lot of stars. I've been the wishes do you need, bitch. She got a tattoo on both tits. It looked like they say left and right. I don't know. No, that's two different nigger names.

That's the first nigger and the next nigga. You didn't ran out of tithet now. What size of those tithes? Big. She said big. I hope you didn't write your baby names on them titties. One day they're going to grow up. like mom why my name on your titty because you used to eat here baby doesn't

she just gave up she just didn't eat big Atlanta how y'all feeling man I know everybody in here that's the crazy boy and I sold y'all some weed mile and something I think I walked up over here at graeme by the other day hey boy you still got that no get the fuck out my face hey it was a nigga on the second road and said he I believe one of your customers is up there. Boy, this shit is a symphony for real. This looks like somewhere you're supposed to come see people sing. Oh, for to love.

Here, they get this shit there. Hey, hey, T. Hey, no old folk be in the middle of Greenbride like that. I heard they were shooting out there on camera there on Camberton Road. That's what I heard. I wish they opened Piccadilly back up. That's what I used. I've been in his ball for three hours. Auntie, you know, been here for 30 minutes. Shut up. Ain't it, ain't it a, can't you go to Greenbide and get a hoodie? Ain't your license renewed? Ain't that like a hook? Hey, yeah, you go, you go right down there, go to the bank.

They tell you to go across to get your admission. And when you get your admission, you can get your tag. Why you still talking like the old nigger? You didn't get that. Because I've been in here for three hours. I was waiting for my dad Greenbrien tricked you. It feels like it's some shit in there, but once you get there, it ain't really shit in there All the good shit in the window. After you been in there about 20 minutes, you'd be like what the fucking mind, I should have went to compliment with my dumb ass. They got shut at Cumberland. They were shooting in that other day. They ain't got shot at Cumberland.

You said they were shooting in coming? some of them stupid-ass white kids over there on that stupid-ass the white kids were sure they were black listen but we're going to blame it on the white people now black people so well they black no about that they were white black people so dramatic and a tragedy you can't see the news clip a lady ran out of them all time out of who are they shot everybody they always shoot everybody

You'll find out a lot about who you with. You fuck around being in relationships and shots go off that nigga. Leave the shit. I said, oh shit, bitch, boo. I don't give a fuck. Niggins starts shooting the mob, niggum guess what? You're supposed to have your pistol too, bah, bah. That's fucking up.

I turned it to a superhero some shit like that happened. I don't give a fuck. Little nip pop that bitch all while I'm in the ball. Who? Everybody lay up. Get off me, nigga. What the fuck's wrong with you? Don't involve me in your shit. You ain't here playing call the duty in front of foot locker. The fuck is wrong with this thing. All the nigger think about, boy, it's a free body.

I'm about to murk this nigger today. You're trying to two like that. Hey, yeah, yeah, you know, I told everybody getting low first, you did me. I had the pop his head, they put the wayside. What's that? Killed the nigga in front of the center bun. Now you the whole son. Bunt killer, nigga. Fuck out of it. Well, you ain't no place like Atlanta, though.

We got the best city in the world. The best. This is titty. This right here. Ass and titty everywhere, too. And where the fucking y'all going to the studio? It's the new people. Why is it so packed on the highway at 3 o'clock in the afternoon on the Sunday?

Visitors, move your stupid ass out the motherfucking way, bitch. Stop looking at that wreck and move, bitch. Move. What's going on? Move, bitch! This is my third strike, bitch! I don't know where the fuck all the traffic is. My theory is, it's just one nigga that cause traffic every day.

He's doing some dumb-ass shit the nigger to drop this light on the flow and bent down or something. Ain't no way in the fuck we got traffic every day and we all know exactly where we're going. How the fuck we got traffic in six lanes? I can understand traffic in one lane. Even in the express lane. express line and niggins be lying I'd be in the car by myself I do too I'm gonna tell you what I do I just hold the seat belt nah hey traffic could bring the mean this motherfucker out of you you ever just be ride normal in a motherfucker pass you speeding

and look at you now you gotta speed up to look back at then what the fuck is you looking at I let this bitch go if you try man my shit knew it in your too you think you're gonna pass me in that old that charge the boy, I run off on your ass, what? You don't even supposed to be passing people with no insurance. Fogged-haired head like that, old and alexia. Fuck you talking about square like billions having that, nigga. This ain't nine to self.

He's on. I blow that bitch up, nigga. This to hear me. Hey, Lord, look at it. You're fucked. I know Poli. We got poli money, too. Oh, pussed ass, broke, a man.

Then you realize you've been talking to yourself that whole time. That nigger shit you said. Stupid. There's a whole white man in another car. What's wrong with that fellow over there, that charger? He seems to be very upset about something. Wow. Honey, get that on camera.

He's upset. Hey, hey, I ain't going to lie. You better watch the road raid than Atlanta, though. Because you can see two niggas that's going to take it past road raid. I see you two niggins on the streetway. They were looking at me too. What was that? I'm like, oh, look, that.

Niggas, I'm like, oh, look, that. Slow down. You ever going to get on off on the internet internet right here. I saw some niggins about the fight, but then traffic freed up. You're lucky I got somewhere to people's in. Drum up. And I say the Nick get beat up, though, that row, Ray. You're like, pull on.

He's like, what, Nick, pulled up? He was like, oh, shit. They got out of the kind. Word on the highway. Nick, no, they got the gas station. See, look, people think Atlanta big, but it's small. You don't be sitting in traffic so long, and then somebody you know pull up beside you.

You're like, what's all, me? Atlanta is small, but a lot of motherfuckers. I ain't from Atlanta. I'm a, you know, I understand that Atlanta is, you know, small city, but some of y'all is tricking, motherfuckers saying you're from Atlanta and you're from out that way. What ain't from? That way, out Gwinnett and all their places. La Thonia? La Tonia.

Shit, take a nigh hour and a year to get to you, bitch, fucking you're talking about. I don't even want that. I don't even want that pussy no more. I got to drive like I'm going back to fucking no-cour. lot of the fuck you ma'am this shit is too far why you live so far tell my shit stone mount bitch I ain't gonna never see you I told you I gave a girl her number back she's about she live in Douglasville well huh ain't no need ain't no needing us even wasting each other time all right then better stay your ass away from Paul and County I'm gonna tell you what you need to stay away from

Cobb County I'd be so nervous driving the Cobb I'd be acting like I got Parkinson's you told me Cobbs stand for come on black boy ain't that what they call it I'd be so scared I'll be talking to the fool like a slave they're like where you from I wasn't from Ford to County sir I just want to make it cross that counterline sir what's gonna kill you and cock but I'm not playing they pulled up over one night I was around my own boy we had a two thousand and two ultimate what you were driving a business No, he was, it's his shit. He's going through something. I just, bro. You know, you're a real

nigga. Sometimes you're, sometimes you don't want to flex on your partner. You did riding his shit. I was just around with him, let him know I'm still a hood nigger and I ride in the motherfucker. Just in case, you know, I have to, you know. So we ride the shit, police port us over with eight police cars and said that the car came back, stolen. Damn. I said, pissed the officer. Out of all the cars to steal, you think we'll pick this one? The motherfucker window don't even roll down on this bitch. You got You need to run that bitch you can.

What, did it work? Yeah, they were like, you know what, that make a whole lot of sense. I'm still going to you all to take it for the sleep bill. I was like, you bitch, his name is. That shit want to happen, boy, all you would have heard with you. Yep, sound good. Let me go and get you snip on out the car. Yeah, that ain't, that ain't.

Ew. You might have... They got to keep me, but I fuck that. By I'm going to rub your money. You might have a better chance of not going to jail if they tell you to step out the car, but once he tell you, hang tight for a second, but I'll be right back. You're going to jail.

Sorry, tell me that. Yeah, you must ain't been pulled over in Georgia before. Those mothers don't go back and run your license. They take your license and stick their beard right there and stand right. I remember what time, how about run on the pulley right? Oh, he knew it. He knew it. He knew it.

He came to my driver time. He was like, I had a little teddy. He was like, look. We got weed in the car. I'm like, eh, eh, eh. You're like, eh? No, no. He's like, no, no.

Don't last him, I'm like, ah. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's a little sound, so. He's like, he's going to want to look so, like, oh my house, I'm like, oh my house, I'm like, probably like, oh, ground. And I want the nigga to leave my car. He was like, all right, hold time.

I swear the nigga locked eyes at me, y'all. He was like, no, I'm gonna stay right here. I would like, they're here, you motherfucker, brigger! Well, I was trying to haul out. I was about to haul out. Well, you were gonna run out for the phone hair. I was gonna leave everybody in the car with me. I already told them,

Oh, you was going to get out and run. Well, you could have hate them for ground. I've been to hit it. They got to catch me, bro, and this is my car. What kind of car was it? Crown Victoria. Yeah, they would have to you. Well, yeah.

It really had no idea. It was like, actually, it was like, you know. It was just a crown. It was the crowd. That's the worst call to run from the police in. What? The radio, the hole is going to come home. That's funny, because I bought a crowd Victoria

from a nigga running from the police. That's how I got bored of those. They caught out with him. You niggas that dry them motherfuckers. Hey, take that light off the side, scaring the shit out of nigger for no reason. The fuck you keep there for a nigga, you already got the car for $350, nigga. You don't got to keep that light. Now to do two blunts out the window because I'm thinking I'm getting pulled over.

And then I ride past the niggas. You motherfucker, I should make you go pick my weed back up, boo-fast, nigger. That's that light off the car. This is a man, man, shit. shit. I didn't know my boy Josh Smith. Josh Smith in the building. Oh my niggas gone cradle with the dots. I tried to play basketball. I can do it. That's one of the greatest bowl-legged athletes in all times. So that nigga couldn't run. We got a lot of legendary motherfuckers and we got ERE, the Pro Bowl.

What, O.G.A. All the Fame safety. We're at E. Edrie. There you. Edry. What, got down? Did the niggily? God damn. You never had a nink saying it out here. Edry.

There you go, O.G., what's up with you? I don't know why he in here dressed like macho man Randy Savage, but he hit him. Oh, yeah, brother. There'll be no touchdowns today. See, Harry. Let me tell you one thing, Chico Bean. What are you going to tell him, brother? If the Atlanta Falcons want to try to score touchdowns on the man, Ed Reed.

Ed Reed. That'd be funny as shit of the NFL players did that. I'm so sick of them niggas. The father niggas. I'm just thinking of them niggas. That niggas going to win against the 49 and like that shit means. So just because you kicked another nigga out the playoffs with your stupid ads. Yes, they can't go. They didn't kick them out the playoffs. Yes, they did. No, they didn't. San Francisco is going to the playoffs. I thought they kicked them out the playoffs. No, you go wrong. So them nigg was just celebrating. They were just celebrating because they don't win much. No disrespect to the fathers fans. But boy, ooh.

I was arguing with a nigga like, I swear we kicked him about to play on. Nah, they ain't kick him on to play on. Oh, hold on. You all hit that shit? Uh-oh. That sounds like some king of the south tight shit. It sounds like some trap shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Listen, hit that shit, do you see? Let me tell you, Palmer. Hold on, I need my hat. Go. It's a king, pama. Why you're laying like you got shot, nigga? Here, now listen, let me go ahead and see like the hold of no 499, shop. I put a man kid all the time, shout.

You already know I like my money, no way, call it, no women, my big hollow. You know it. Honey, ho, and holly, calling. That's how my part of the road. Hey, Bernie Grove. Oh, hey, that's how my partner roll. Oh, no, how I keep my hat on my hands, shout. Nobody be late.

Hey, man, you better watch what you say. My nigga, tip in this, motherfucker, man. You right here, tip, man, come out of him, man. Nigel right there, bro. I ain't even know that you were right now. You're right there. Where he at? Make some noise for the motherfucking legend T.I. in the building.

I ain't know you were here, though. My bad. I ain't know you hit, though. My bad. I take back everything I see. Out of hell these niggas just hand me a mic. Oh, nigger, because you walked on stage. Welcome to the show.

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for tip pie. This shit, 8.5, South, not 20 West scat, man. It's the 20 West show now that you're in here. Hey, listen, man, shout out to my brother, Josh Smith. He just had a birthday, man. Happy birthday, man, man, man. You did. Hey, time, legend.

And shout to all my, hey, listen, my partner's up here on stage, man. You're all fucking, man. I don't know what you, I know that. But these niggins sold out of arena doing this shit, right? Yeah, they bull-ass shit, right? He boys shit. I'm talking about, hey, but did the easy money I ever seen some motherfuckers make in my life. Man, it's going to say easier to trap money, you, Nick.

This shit, like, I'm so proud of y'all for goddamn trapping this money like this, man. If that ain't some west-sized shit, I don't know what is. Well, talk your shit. You know you're getting a lot of money when you got on sweat jeans. That nigg, that niggott, tip, got on jeans. And sweat pants, that's the same pants. Oh, my God. They got the button on the side.

Tata, ta-tah! Tatsin'i's happening there. Hey, look, man, I can't really do shit. We got y'all jrotho in the motherfucking house. Hey, man, you bullshit. You bullshit. You bullshit. What the fuck out of here.

Oh, shit. Oh. It's Christmas. Drawing them all fucking Christmas. I told you, green brown ball. It's in effect. That ain't jett, man. We got a east side ride in them.

motherfucker too. We got casino in there motherfuck up. Hold on. What? Talk your shit then. Talk your motherfucking shit then. Joe, what's up, nigga? What's up? Hey, you're talking about shoulderling ugly, dick. Casino, what's up? What y'all brought at? What future?

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You say for that bitch. Hold on, hold on, hold up for me. Hold on, hold on. Ford that big, hold on. Hey, what you want to do here? Okay. You know, I'm working on getting a cool club. And you got that on my shoe guilt.

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Oh, I don't want to get married. Uh. Cheap you a bird. You a parrot. Hey, ho, like, well, you get back, he's saddened. On round around, no getting me, and no strike. Two-Tay! They got your bang, bitch, I'm like, she had nothing.

Hey, you're right. Uh-huh. I should walk past, I'm like, she is. She's bad. I said, man. I bang hole. Riding in the drop talk. Dane hole.

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hello what you're telling you at drunk Uh-oh. Well, since we at Greenbri, I know y'all ain't done. That one drove still fucking shit up, goddamn. We just started to show at Green Bride. So I know y'all ain't done. No, they ain't done. They're not being.

We're having a Christmas party in the middle of Greenbride. Hold on. Let me sit down with you then, young man. Move over. Let us sit here and watch it, too. Well, the kids are taking pictures. I heard Tia is about to perform. Yeah.

You know what? His name is Clifford. I know. I know. I went to school with his uncle. Clippet. Oh, Clippin, I like Clippa. You know, he got a lot of hints.

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No question I'm supreme There pressure I just catch a nigga Right that fits supreme What ain't the way For you little niggins to do your thing Nica stop me I kick down no truck up in how you were sitting in the lobby

I'm better put that on your way I'm fresher than you sorry Two decades I've been fressing You can't catch me I'm too far away Them pussy nigga can't out rap me Hey bitch room to get at me Make classic

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you can put me down to the bottom of the list, still right this shit. It ain't gonna sweet, you did thank me for trap music. When I made it, know you felt it, I inspired, you deny it, or you lie it to yourself. I put that shit on my back. Open door, a nigga, you welcome.

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Oakland at me So I'm gonna flash Now my biggest now Then I'm gonna show down to sing a nodding Hey low Hold on Okay

Then I let my Hey Then I bet my car Talk And I bet my Okay To and die Don't round

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White then let me let you show the lean. Let's just show the lean. Yeah. Yeah. Let me let you. Hey, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Yes, sir. That was some Atlanta shit right there. Hey, look, y'all, let's look, side note. Boy, we've done made some white folk, man. Tonight, we're in here blowing gas. We're having the good old ghetto and time in the motherfucker. Stop drawing the pissing for it. I don't like that.

We doing this shit for the ancestors. Doing this shit for the ancestors. Josh, shit. Come on. Come on. Look it is. Hey man, love, man. I appreciate your O.

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Oh, my dad. Oh. Hey. Show the league. If you took a shower, baby, home you're cool, chick clean. Cool, shit, clean. I'm lost, I'm still in this big.

Young Joe came and killed this shit. Okay. Till even in a broken scene, no, even though we had the 80 blacks now show. And if I thought so, you know that we clean my negative came on stage and some sweatpants sheds and still rocked, y'all. You know we did it, Cree, we're in the TM, we gotta do this like we've been what we do. I already know up. I'm from the ATM.

You already know how I get down. Let's go. Let's go. You know I'm in the spit now. Let's go. Oh, on the pit drive. You are already on the best side. Everybody knows that the best side.

It's a motherfucker fucking west side. Hold on, DC, let me speak my peace because I had a little freak that stay off camp creep. Look, you've got a stuff to eat. And then we Netflix and chill, why she play with the beat. I don't know, listen, I ain't ever been a hater. I had a bad bitch say she lived in the gate her. I seen her at the ball. She told me I could fall.

I went into her house and then she tried to take it all. Oh, she tried to take it all. I'm going to take you to the south. Hey, because everybody knows on the king in the mouth. Hey, everybody knows I said she gave me that mouth. After she gave me that mouth, I took her the Waffle House. Oh, you had one in Waffle House. Keep it so trill.

I ain't a five-bed bitch. I bet in Riverdale. And I'm sitting in daytime. Don't wait to leave you, dog. Y'all. She had one baby, and she worked at Walmart. Walmart. Her brother, the one within tent.

Y'all, I'm going to tell you something. She told me that made me upset. Y'all. She told me I can come to a house of handsick. And she texts me her address, and the bitch live in Quinnette. Yep. You ain't gonna never see that bitch. You ain't gonna never see that bad.

Oh, that bitch stay in Alabama. D.C., I had a little gangster chick that had a dab out me. I couldn't take her nowhere. She kept yelling. I'm from call three. Ooh, that bitch from Pittsburgh. Don't go over there. You will get hurt.

You will get hurt. My bitch like the same. She says, all she want to do the fuck is nimb. pepper wings i said try she said nigga what you try to try if you won't get these six it's them and pepper wet only if she a rat and if they ain't wet enough we'll send the bitches back talking about fat you know what see i fuck with them hood bitches that love apple bids i'm talking two for twenty two for twenty two for twenty oh two for twenty two for twenty two for twenty 2 for 20

Bitsy ain't never had no shrimp 2 for 20 To get rips and trout You get rid of the trout To get rid of the trout You get run at trounce You get running You get run it

Oh Oh yeah Rive that proud Rive the trout Rive this brown Rive that trout Rive this trout Rive this shrimp

Rift, ribs, oh, oh, oh, oh, eh. That's the ribs and shrimp, hey, Rives and shrimp. Y'all are... Oh, oh, oh, rive and shrimp, rib and shrimp, rib and shrimp. What did you do we got,

ribs and shrimp, ribs and shrimp, ribs and shrimp. You stop, what happened? You done? Come on. Don't play. Oh, wow!

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Ribs and shrimp, real, real, real, real, real, real, shrimp. Rips and shrimp, oh, whoa. Rives and shrimp, rift. Rives and shrimp. Rives and trout. Yes, yeah, well. Rives and fray. Let me hear that auto tune.

Rims and shrimp. We're going to kick it like young london to average. Rives and shrimp. What? Because when the Lord bring you to the house of the Lord, Yes indeed. Yes indeed. You can see you the applebees.

You want you to do 20. Two of a twenty. Keep it going in the name of the Lord. One more time in the name of the Lord. What do you want to eat in the name? In the name. Drink. Yeah.

We are shrimp. Glory. Where are you going? going. This flow stink. This flow stinking, stinking, stings. Got down, I don't want my lip to touch the floor. Get your hand on my back. Now help me up. Grims and shrimp.

Help me up. Need a crane for his head. Oh, you want grabs and shrill. Oh, rins and stramp Yeah Applebee, you better If I hear that shit on the Applebee commercial I'm hooping your ass Clicks, that was too hard, man

What? Rives and strump? Give me some soft keys, man. Two for 20, me back with some soft keys, that shit be coming out, sizzling, niggins. Ha, ha, ha. It ain't never yours when the first sizzle come out. It's always somebody.

else is for his shh like hiccum hot food no never mind now you hurt you when that she was hard man give me some salt man give me some soft keys in the back that's what i did it for you because at that exact moment i knew you was about to yell and the crazy part is if you wouldn't a yell i was going to yell at you first to let you know that i do this tree right here at green bro no that's that's a west end that's the family dollar tree right there that's a land Street right there. This nigga started playing some smooth drags.

I feel like I'm at a casino. No, we're about to smoke some hookah in this motherfucker. You know why? Because we don't got no black Christmas carols. Yes, we do. We don't. Not no new ones. Oh, we don't got it.

We need. You know your cousin got a roaches. You know your cousin got roaches. But that ain't going to stop, stop nothing. Because we about to have a good time Come on the wayside I know you stay But your presents leave them there

Because they will steal Let's go I got the hook You knew But we about to have a time But before I pull up Who all over there Who all over there

Grandma all over there This Christmas Who all over there this Christmas Who all over there This Christmas Oh shit Watch this Keep the song going

I got my nigga in the house Emmanuel Hussie Come get on this song Come on my bandio Oh so wild enough shit Let go Let go Oh shit

On the west side Y'all make some noise My brother Emmanuel Hussing and that bitch Give us a mic We made a mic Emmanuel hey can we get a mic for Emmanuel somebody get a mic for Emmanuel can somebody get a mic for Emmanuel please bring a mic to Emmanuel

could you please get a mic for Emmanuel someone get a mic for Emmanuel because we are about to have her on the west side Santa Claus ain't never been to my house on the west side yeah there we go say there bro be your stage to boost this up in the business, shoot me up. Clay County County, where you had Clay Counting? On the way. Can you not hear a song on the west side? We got over there, say what?

Who we got over there? Who we got over there? Got some cousins, don't know, some cousins I don't know... What, some cousins I don't know. Say what? Some cousins, I don't know. Got some trees that we gonna blow.

Not me? Trees that we go blow Trees that we go blow I don't smoke All smoke I don't do that But take your ass and sit In the other room

I will Take your ass and sit In the other room Oh, I will We about to get high This Christmas And I'm a tell mama I'm gonna tell

I'm gonna tell mama Your mic don't work You gotta turn it on There we go. This song is dedicated to all the black families going through this same shit each and every holiday. Christmas next week if you ain't start no shopping yet. Southside in the building and south side in the building. Riverdale Road where they catch a body just a body just.

by shooting themselves. We are in the building. We're going to have a good time this Christmas. Can we get them out the south side? Can we get them out the south side? Where they kill niggas just because

they'll shoot themselves just to catch a body. This is a violent Christmas song. Well, Merry Christmas, nigger. Amen. May well. Talk some.

Amen, Hussein. We appreciate you, bro. That's real shit. We're coming out and showing us in love. Y'all makes some noise, man. It's one of the most talented motherfuckers in the world right here, man. And he from right here, man. So y'all make some noise for what are you on. Thank y'all, man. I just want to sit down here and I want to watch y'all do y'all.

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Say what? You said, give you some improv. This whole damn show in improv. Well, you dressed like the Missy Elliott video. I can't stand the rain. Ah, got that trash bag. I can't stand the rain. Looking at you, I do got to get some trash bag.

Look at you, I do got to get some trash bag on for our crib, don't do this. I do got to get Mr. Elliott to do this shit. They're like, cut, do it again. Fuck wrong with a back. D.C. Hey, I remember that, hey, you remember on that, uh, on that, what's that song when she was like, quiet, shut your mouth, and she was like, I was like, I said, speak with your mouth. Ugh. Oh, this bitch is creative.

I did that last night. Hey, time out. Y'all, time out, though. Y'all should have seen the white man trying to sing Shoulda Lane. That shit was funny as people. He was like, ah, watch your, all right, shoulder. Which shoulder should I? He didn't even know the song. He was just like, yep.

Let me see you bounce right to left. Fuck, this is hard. Shoulder. All right. He didn't fuck up, though, Chico. That was more torsso than shoulder. All right. Shoulder.

When he got to that one part, he didn't fuck that up. He was nervous. He was like, my shoulder lean. Oh, no. dude he caught that bitch but he nervous look like a hearty two in their gum and no more flavor nigger ain't no more flavor well you look like a w-dwee wrestling this but watch your fucking falcon the falcon is here side kick

each off the top rope looking there i love this city brood we've been having a dope-ass show people at the top y'all got a t it's ac i don't see no viz Oh, D.C. most. Appreciate y'all. Oh, we love you, boy. You know us. E. Man, we appreciate you, my nigga. She's right there. That was the shit right there, boy. Asking all them questions, they.

Ask it. Hey, I used to say that shit, too. Make this thank me, I, too. I didn't know them. I need to be walking around the house to be that. Oh, so. This, nigger, when we first got on wild and out, Emmanuel, the only nigga that had money.

All of us was broke, except for that, nigger. So we came in with diamonds and she. Like, nigger, what you do for a little? Ask all that question. Get to go fast on some point. That man, he had a whole lot of money then. Hey. When you don't budge in these, they were wrong.

Let me tell y'all some black people. When you get an opportunity, you better put that motherfucker in the choke home. You hear me? Boy. And nobody got time to be playing with y'all? We black. We already don't get enough opportunities than that. So when we do get it, niggas, you better knock that.

If you work in that McDonald's, and you back to drop in a man, Oh, you better drop your fries. Hey, I love how you said it in the old nigger voice though. Boy, if I let me tell you, sure, this and then, when you get them opportunity, you better motherfucker make it happen, can't it? Because niggins ain't going to listen to you when you're talking to the regular voice. Why don't you get old?

They listen, you be like, hey man, look, I'm taking... Listen, listen. You told you now, you need to stop get that bullshit, baby. Sound like this scared straight, nigger, right? Look here, y' motherfucker. You want to be in here with me. You want to be in here with me. We fuck men in this motherfucker, little niggum.

You ever seen a man get his ass on a little ripped open? You want to? We'll keep back in like you ain't got no sense. Look at you, you're a bitch. Put this Kool-Aid on your mouth. Sweet-mouthed, motherfucker. Welcome to the penitentiary, nigga. You see the one with a nigga man on comb his chest hand?

Yeah, combed your chest. He was like, comb it! Call it! I was like, that thing is having fun, for real. Boy, scared straight, be funny. Boy, scared straight, some of the roughest shit I ain't. The new stand straight is that's watered down. You got to go on YouTube and watch the one from the 70s them niggas was saying shit you ain't never heard. Look at you y'all motherfucker.

The mama said you've been cutting up at the house. Take your shirt off. I'm like the suck nipples, you know, niggas. That shit was... They were like to suck nipple? Them niggas were saying all kind of crazy shit. You want to do what? Yeah, you think I give a fuck.

I beat your ass in front of these campers. Nigga, I ain't never going home. Oh, shit. We got that ass here, too. Got no hole, motherfucker. You know what? Yeah, being in prison in the 70s, that shit was real. A little-a-legs, though.

If they get you, they're going to get you. They're going to get you. They can't get you. They can't do that. Nick, they can't even ride. Like Rodney, Maurice. Yeah, I tripped your ass up with a weekend leg. I never want to do no shit like that.

Hell no. You got to think about how far. fucked up, J.L. Liz, you come from on the streets and just think about the boy, get your ass up. Niggins so strong, you can't even get up. Ain't nobody helping you. Get your ass up, nigga. Get up, motherfucker. I can't. Yes, you can. I've been working out on my upper body, but ain't been working out on my legs. Well, get your hands up. Stop, motherfucker. Get up.

I can't, J.D. You got a cap. I did the third time I didn't help them. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. Oh, God damn it. Stand up, goddamn.

God damn it. Stand your ass up, motherfucker. Give me some two. I've been lifting you. God damn. There you go. Get your ass up. God damn.

I'm sorry, Jamie. I'm sorry. I need to give us some leg, workout machines in hand. I want to fuck this, man. Here. Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, man, how long you got left on your bed, Jack? Shit, I got about 87 more months.

Eighty-seven? What you in here for, Jack? Shit, I don't even know. I can't call home. I can't do nothing. Well, look here, Jack. Look, I'm going to make sure you are all right in here, all right? I see you can't stand up by yourself, so I'm going to make sure you get some help in here.

But I'm going to need you to understand. What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine now, motherfucker. What's mine and yours? Yeah, what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine? So if I have nothing, you have nothing. Yeah, but when you get something, I'm gonna get that. Ma. Mom, Dougher, you ain't got the...

See, this is how this shit gonna go down. Chump! Just because you have you have... Get me off the floor, nigga, that don't mean I can't stand on my own. Look, dick. Now, let me tell you something. If you think you're going to take something for me, I'm from the motherfucking west side.

I don't know you in. If you're going to take something for me, what you're going to do? You just don't do in front of everybody. No, no, fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that, because you stand. That's all I got to do. Watch, that's all I got to do.

Watch it. You see that? You can't even move without me, motherfucker. Now look here. I want two honey bars. and a snickabobob by midnight tonight on your legs ain't gonna be the only thing hurt another couple wait a minute what's the first he just turned to his bitch bro that's fucked up that's how it was in the 70s 70 to real he's like this should have that

they're not even niggas don't even had that dna no more like you look at pictures of niggas from the 70s that played the NFL i mean the NBA all of the niggas was like 22 3 years old ball head up top of here on the side gobbels big as a motherfucker like this nigga was 19 looking like James Evans, that shit's crazy that's because the niggas had it rough up back then. You said they had a ruffle

in this year. Yeah, they had to be better in the 70s too. It was Harry back then, it was juicy, it was hairy. She had yesterday's crumbs on that shit. You're like, look at this bitch. You know that yesterday, you nasty bitch. You could tell just because of the way the music was back then.

you know we talk about this all the time like niggas in the 70s not only did they used to sing about missing their girl they would get all their homeboys to help them sing about the bitch that they was missing everybody nigga on alto behind you backing you up like a woman

you know I say you know sometimes love seems to be the hardest thing to get in your life but girl you know I really miss you And I wish that I could just call you sometimes, but my phone, my phone just won't let me dial your number.

And I said to myself, I said, I really wish that I had some way to explain to you. I'm so sorry that I did all the things that I did. were wrong to you chico woman but if you were to just give me one old try I promise I would never ever make you cry because you are you are you are my sunshine my darkness my everything and I promise you I can't afford one right now but when I can't I'm gonna buy you a wet drink Hey man, somebody give me some brown liquor This is a brown liquor

I can't afford it now That's not a big Old school niggas hand in hard boys You know I saw you today when you are out You look happier than I've ever seen you out with me And it seems like the sun was just admiring your beauty because

you just couldn't stay off your face. Oh, no, no, she had left me for another man. And my guys, they were giving me a hard time, and they said, look at her. You really messed up when you let that girl go and you broke her harm. And I mean, I've been a fool before, but I've never felt as foolish as I feel right now.

Baby girl, if you can just find it somewhere in your heart. I'm trying my best I even got my home boy singing back right huh you can come back to me I know and you can just find a way

you can come back to me you can just find it in your heart I know they say a grown man ain't supposed to cry But if that damn it, if I got to cry to show a motherfucker that I had that about a bitch, then I win! I said, please, please, please, please, please, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, because the white people don't know what the fuck is going to Oh, right!

Yeah. You know-u-do-up, do-do-you-up, do-you-up, do-you-up, do-you-up, do-you-up, do-you-up, do-you-up, baby, you're all about to do. We gotta get out of it. Yeah, y'all break that shit. Baby-Doo-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-R-D-U-U-U-U-R-D-U-A. Baby, girl, I don't think you understand.

Baby! See, I'm just a man, baby, girl. I'm not perfect, but I love it to you. Don't know about it live in the way I do. I miss you, man. A lot of me. Stop, friends. Ha ha.

You, you are. Hey. A lot of people don't know. We were. Well, let me would have been back in the day with them five homily niggins. I would have been to what the smoothest nigger on cocaine? Ever. They don't make songs like that about y'all now.

Let's your girl lead you down. Bitch, who the fuck you think you're fucking with? You ain't shit without me, little bitch. Look, bitch, bop, bach, whey-ass, bitch, dumb-ass, bitch. Mama, bitch, bitch, you ain't sick, bitch, you ain't shit. Mom, bitch, you ain't shit. Bitch, you ain't shit. Oh, bitch, you ain't shit.

Oh, bitch, you ain't shit. Mom. Bitch, you ain't shit. Man, a bitch tried to leave, bitch, she got me fucked up. That's the reason why her goddamn daddy house got shut up. Fuck that, bitch. Fuck that, bitch. Oh, boy that man.

Hey, bitch, I'm so mad. Y'all. You make me want to holler out of his sucking niggas bit for only $40. Oh. Little broke-ass bitch. A little dumb-ass bitch. That's why your eyelash is. Stupid-ass-make-up.

Little stinking-a-ho. Oh, stankin-a-ho. Oh, dumb-ass-bitch. Then why your mattress is on the float. Hey, your mattress is on the floor. You be sleeping on the ground, bitch. Move, I kick you at your bed, bitch. Move, move, move.

You be sleeping on the ground, bitch. Move you in your bed out of the way. Bitch, you got an air mattress. Yeah, I dead again. Bitch, you got an air mattress. I got a hole in that, bitch. Y'all. I'm going to fill up, and we can go to sleep that bitch.

It's going to do like this. Hey, man, I don't know what the, something seriously wrong with y'all. What hell? I remember, I bust the girl at magic one time. On purpose? Nika, I didn't know I was tired Niggas changed in her No, I walked in her room and you know when the niggas see a bed

Nigger was like, oh shit, she was like no Before you know that big was buck What the ladies at tonight? We got some ladies there, we got this single ladies. My bad She looked like she tired to the motherfucker Hey, what my cousin is in there? What my cousin? She can't take a short, What's up, Cud? Come here, Cud.

Come here, Cah. Come here, Cah. What Cah is there? She's right there, come here, Cud. Cuc, back there with the red hat on? Yeah. Hey, Cud. No, come here, Cud.

See, because I want y'all to know this a real, this a real deal moment, right? You feel what I'm saying? Because I don't think y'all understand how much y'all help us as comedian. You did what I'm saying? Because that's a real job as comedian, we be going through real shit, and we have to come on stage and get about everything, just to bring y'all enjoyment and bring laughs. You feel what I'm saying?

So when I tell y'all, we need y'all as much as y'all need, us, you dig what I'm saying. I went through a rough day today. I lost my auntie two day. You dig what I'm still. And it still came and performed two shows. She lost her grandma. You did what I'm saying? And y'all ain't going to know that because I had to put that to the side to still make sure I come and put on the show for y'all. You dig what I'm saying? So when I tell y'all, I knew y'all was going to make me laugh. I needed y'all as much y'all needed me today. You dig what I'm saying. So I appreciate y'all, 18, yeah.

I love you, cousin. You dig what I'm saying. And this is really just a reflection of who we are, man. We do this to let everybody know that no matter what the society may say is wrong with you or what you. You may have in your head because you think it's wrong with you. Fuck all that, man. Let your inhibitions go and live your life. It's every day above ground. It's a good day. I'm telling you what I'm saying. I'm telling you what I'm saying.

Fuck the bullshit. I'm telling him one day, Peter, this is the thing people don't. wherever that one day you're out of here everybody that's why you got to make it up so you got you got a date at the beginning you got a date at the end that dash is on you so you need to make that dash in between your first day to your second date the best that you can fucking make it that's why i tell you to go crazy with your opportunity right i'm gonna be doing this shit to the day i'm gonna fucking leave. You hear me? Right.

That's why you gotta make sure you get up every day. Get up every day. Thank God and wash your ass. Please stop using baby wipes. Wash your ass, bitch. She was that confused her. She was like, the message was good before that. Watch your ass.

Bitch on her last baby wife. She's like, I got one now. A lot of people don't want to talk about that. Try to fold him and put it back. Wash your ass. A whole finger hit a whole assholes. Thank you. That is so important. You got to do that every day.

If you only do it one time, that's not enough. Please wash your ass two times, at least. See, and if you're a grown person, you pay your own bills and shit, and you ain't got to worry about the shit. Who grew up poor? Fucked up. I'm talking about real. I grew up in the apartments where you would run out of hot water and get mad. There's three niggins that took a shot before you now. They know how water left.

You like, bitch, I got to take this cold-ass shower. Hot water here. That shit don't work. She'd get cold. Faked. And make no water water. Then you realize that mom would have been running for 10 minutes. You're like, oh.

Yeah. It's so cold. Oh, it's so cold. That's the quickest shower you ever take you in the shower like Fabor. You're trying to watch the important parts. Okay. You need to try to let the water. hits you yeah

Hey goddamn cold water hit your nuts Your nuts draw up tight like a fist Ah That's all right shout on the fuck Shut out to all Shout out to all the fellas getting some coochie tonight Shout out to all the rear day against the coochier tonight against a coochier in the car you shout out to the lesbians getting some coochie too i won't

i don't want nobody feel left down damn ain't ladies y'all ain't given nobody no pussy tonight ain't none of them niggas make noise like this bitch now it's about 20 niggins in the second road said they're gonna do a little stuff a little head with a single ladies at there i still i still i still don't know ladies that's fucking tonight my name is some pussy over here for me let me mostly I ain't go run but I skip over here and see what they talk about I don't I see hold up you know this pussy good look at the forehead oh yeah that's why the good juice is stored in the forehead she get excited you get the stimulating her mind that my fucking

go triggle down drizzle on now oh oh oh they got it too she is never she is Oh, here. Where you from? Chattanooga. Chattanooga. Shattanooga. Biddinga, Tennessee. You know that Tennessee pussy tastes like whiskey. Tastes like whiskey.

Tests like whiskey. This nigga just said, Tennessee pussy tastes like whiskey. Tests like whiskey. Whiskey. Ha! I don't want none of that, whiskey fancy than a motherfucker. You got to be that white band.

He drinks some whiskey too. He's like, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Kentucky where you from? Jackie whiskey. For real. What's the case? You know why I fuck with you? Just because you said we're from here. I like that. You can't believe people when they say they from here. Here where zip coats. Get it to me. She's there. She's there. She's me like I'm from Kennesaw. Bitch you from Kennesaw. You're not from here. This white lady right here is. Okay. White lady right he got the coat McCauley talking mama head on it.

Home alone. You are extra risk. Goodness gracious. I wish I was from so what else so I could show you how to claim for shit. Hey man, I ain't saying she is, but that coat is like keep the blacks away from me. Where you from? The blacks? Where you from? Well, you know if she wear that coat. She has referred to us as the blacks. The blacks.

They're funny. Who? The blacks. Where you from? Smyrna. Smyrna. I said Smyrna. Smyrna. And she said it so elegant.

Cobb County. Codd. I'm from Smyrna. Then I moved out of baseball games over that bitch. I ain't never seen the game again. Smyrna. Want to go to the game? Which one?

The breeze? Hell, no. Really? That's your lady. That's shit in Cobb County. How long you been with her? How long you been with it? 20 years.

Who. Strong white people couple right there. Speaking of Column. It's made them get together. Brother, this is your lady right here? Kiss. How long you've been with her? A year and a half?

That's new. Yeah, that's new. Oh, he's got a ring already. Look, look. She got all this shit, boy. She got hanging off this seat right here. Yeah. How long y'all been married?

Not yet. They engaged. Oh, y'all engaged. How long y'all been engaged? Eight years. Four months? For a month? Hell yeah.

Well, yeah. But it was like, hell, nah. You mind. He wait for her to fuck up. I'm just waiting. Take my ring back. Oh, that's what you do? Oh, that's how you get your husband.

She just went like this, nigga. Hey, man, right there. Hey, you know how to keep one. When you said that, let me know, it's somebody out here for me. But look, you ain't try to explain nothing. You ain't said you was good to talk to a nut. You were like, that ain't going to happen. I was like, help me.

That's all she did. She was like, uh-huh. Yeah, can you give head, you think, that's gonna keep a nigger? Fuck, I still want my ring, bitch. No, listen, you gotta see how real she is. She said, yeah, my head keep a nigger, like, damn. That shit, baby, going in your throat, hitting the back of your rear, bitch. Yeah, some ladies out here with some special throat.

Hell yeah, she probably sounds like a washing machine. We're like, yeah, we're on the spin cycle now, baby. Just go ahead, coming on, bring it down to the rinse. It's out here. Bring it to the rinse. Take it to the rinse. Take it to the rinse. Your girl suck my dick so good.

That motherfucker restarted like an iPhone. No. Whole dick reset. That bitch, fire. What's my shit? Go to sleep, miss a sleep. She's got out there sucking the gummerworm. She's like, what wrong?

Bitch, we tied. See you tomorrow? Boy, that's good hair to make a nigga leave a voicemail in 2019. Hey, I just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you. Ah, let me tell you something, ladies. If you do go through that throat shit, don't do that on the full stomach. Can y'all be trying doing that look? Bitch, you ain't going to throw up on me, move, bitch.

Hell is wrong with you. You done dead it twice. I've seen a little spit that she had orange in it. I don't know. I don't know. P. I'm A Wraultz.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! I don't know I wouldn't go to take that but I've seen it though you know I think that was orange But that's so fucked up. And it's so real, every nigga in here. It's so real, bro. He said I see that spit a hell orange. Boy, that's that motherfucker cheesecake factory.

She just ain't coming back up. Oh, boy. Wow, that's their V8 vitamin juice. I know what that is. Whoa. Bitch a drunken V8. You see what that do? All you got to do is talk about some head.

bring this whole room together everybody was interested in listening like head who giving some head i have some if they got some i mean they're asking for none but if they have some i'll have some i have a glass of head with y'all who got some head thank you they know it true yeah women who give good head they ain't they christmas give not coming from the stove it's They're going to be ordered. Shit, she won't, they are out of them. I'll be trying by girl, too. You what?

I'll be trying to get kids. I'm going to listen. Yeah, you do this shit one too many times. They'll put you on restriction. She'll grab you by your weight and have you feel like a bitch, you'd be like, move, I'm grown. Fuck, hold my waist. I'm a grown-ass man.

Anytime they move your dick out of way. You ever ever try to put you on restriction, put a hand on your side. Move, you've been to get all this dick. What's wrong with you? I'm not even used to using one-four of my dick. I got to at least get to the vein. Move. What the fucking wrong with you?

Don't they put some dick in you, move, ladies. Try to put you on dick with you, ma'am. They'd be pissed off. They booed your dick out of where to wear them. What are you doing? Like, what are you doing? Like, bitch, I'm trying to put it in your throat, that move. Oh, boy.

That's a freak. That was hilarious. I was stupid. Shit. Could they be trying, look, don't do it if you can't do it. Don't put it all in your hand, you can't do it. Just look, all right? Because all they stop in it, yeah, bitch, come on.

I like that shit that left the orange. I like the, I like the attempt, but look, stop attempting. Yeah, yeah, me too. But they do that, and they... Open up wide. You can't just be goddamn skinning the nigger dick and shit. Your teeth are sharp, ma'am. I think it's wide.

Open your mouth, okay? She goes, every time my head, go, I feel like she's about the down in these. Yeah. She trying to kill us still with it. She trying to commit suicide. Oh, yeah. She tried to kill us still.

She didn't want a half. She didn't show dick over half. That's a t-shirt than to breathe. Dick over air, bitch. That's hilarious. Bitch, what that? Nose gets to run. Look at her.

She said, I know that. Hey, some girl likes suffocating them. Well, I know you can come up for air and be like, this bitch is crazy. Listen, you can look at her and tell, she sucked big good. You look like you were born. The bitch, it's crazy. I can tell.

I ain't got an eye for. Well, nobody talk about how dangerous eating pussy is. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to be freaky, let this girl wrap my face. She didn't hit me in the nose with her pussy bone and my teeth, the fucking eyeballs teared up. She's like, that pussy good, got that nigga crying like no bitch. She pushed me in the nose with your pussy. I believe I got a concussion, bitch.

Get off me. I believe my nose bleeding. You know how your nose feel like it's about to start bleeding? Oh, shit. I don't know how to fuck your legs. y'all legs got so strong ladies but y'all got the strongest legs ever niggick get on that pussy good

you're like a bitch wait a minute let me go alright okay okay okay hey chico the white dude laughs and he didn't get punched in the nose with a pussygo oh yeah you already know the white lady extra freaking she like to talk to her teeth and you fuck come on yeah

come out goddamn dick you motherfucker come on you motherfucker come on fuck me asshole come on what is what are you scared what are you scared fuck me like it from the west side adam come on that's what she's gonna say tonight that's what she gonna say tonight you fuck me like her from the west side yes fool come on y'all like to talk to your teeth when you get nasty yeah what do you say she goes you want to get freaky huh what are you looking at you want someone's

fucking cocked huh come on then fuck me asshole yeah where you know they're gonna fuck the night they out here with all these black people come on give me some dick you're such a gangster you're so fucking hardcore you wore your hat you were you're talking about a c jared right to a real nigga you wore your baseball cap huh i'm so fucking hot for you hon she go your baseball cap you look like a blood soo old asshole fuck me like you in a gang motherfucker come on not like you in a gang dinger no i look like you a blood she go she'll come Come to the room with just that little coat on, keep me away from the blacks. Ah!

It'd be role-playing. Hey, y'all do shit like this all the time. Like, y'all go to a lot of places, but a lot of black men. Yeah, it's not a stipulate they sex, like, let's go some more dangerous. Ah! Look at me, honey. Look at me, honey. It's got some more dangerous. Like what? What are you got in mind, huh?

There's a show tonight, right? It's called you. It's called the 85 South Show. I watched it on YouTube. Our son was watching a bunch of blacks there. Let's go get a ticket and sit in the front row. And after we leave, you gotta fuck me like that. Give me that fucking cock. Yeah, Ethel, yeah.

Yeah, you like it, yeah. Yeah, motherfucker, yeah. Yeah, you like it, yeah. You know, they white people, they were doing some drugs before they left the house. So what are we going to get into tonight? We're going to party? Slunk. It's not good powder.

It ain't even got to be parted, uh, powder. Just some shit crushed up. They love a slush. It's an eight ball right up on her teeth, right here. It's a line ready. Y'all ain't need a little residue right there, right there when they know. There's some niggas in here on some pills right now. Can't be still.

Keep up. They've been laughing like there the whole time. Ha ha ha ha ha. Mouth ain't anymore. Ah! Ha! You digger, hey! Hey!

This shit, on that hill, boy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The whole time. Boy, the boy, stoo with him on. Yeah, yeah, boy. You better, boy, you're gonna want this on there come in this motherfucker, boy.

They want, real, real, real, yeah. Shit. What's y'all on, boy, y'all got some more? Hell, yeah, boy. What they said, there, don't. Yeah. Yeah. Get on.

Get in one. Yeah, bye. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hey, yeah. Oh, that boy, that's screw. Yeah, yeah, bye. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shit. Like me by here. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Hey. Lou leg in there bitch Y'all Lou leg in it bitch Lose bro, I can not believe this is our last show This is the last fucking show 2019 we ended the motherfucker out for ATL The right way

You did Excuse me We started our two off earlier this year Houston Houston, Texas We started it off this year January in Houston, Texas in Texas and in between there we didn't done 30 cities sold over

80,000 tickets. 50 million hours watched on YouTube. 50 million hours watched on YouTube. And without y'all to be honest man, it wouldn't be no us, you dig what I'm saying? We had shows where niggins won't even showing up. Now we got shows where niggins is banging to promote motherfucking

tickets, you dig what I'm saying. So we appreciate y'all. Shipping real. Listen, man, Atlanta. This podcast started right here. in the ATM and we appreciate all the love y'all show us everybody and see us everywhere but that's we'll be coming back so next year we're going to make sure how many we're doing next year low man we're doing at least three shows next year it's a nigga in city trends like this

because she'd been real it's a nigga in city trans like this they hit that city transform one time dc because she'd been real God damn Friday. Where you get it from? C.I. T.I. City trails. City trail. Fashion for lay. CIPI. City trail. City trail. What they got?

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Hey, hold up, hold up, before everybody leave. Hold up. Before everybody, it's the last show. We need everybody on their feet. We need your lights up. We're ready to take a picture.

It's the last one of 2019. Come on, we need everybody on their feet. Turning lights on, turning lights on, turn their phones on. City, I, City, Tray. What they got? City Trail. What they got?

Fashion for love. Give me somebody. turn your lights up in the fashion for less I'll give me something of that if you didn't have a nice we're going to post this bitch on IG

grab yourself it don't matter where the fuck you sit in tag yourself fashion for life C-I-T-I you and quit they got a C-I-T-I

C-I-T-I C-A-T-I Atlanta, we know y'all. Thank you for the 85 South Show. ATL! I'll see some of y'all I see some of y'all at the gas station.

ATL. Hold on, fly, hold on, load on, Chico. ATL. Y'all, give it up for the 85th South show one more time. A podcast started from nothing. Carlos Miller,

Chico Bean, D.C. Young Fly started right here in Atlanta. from nothing touring all over the nation right now selling our shows everywhere atlanta we appreciate you guys my man chad ubrae come out here real quick chad come on doll this is the man behind the scenes chad ubrey y'all give it up for chad y'all show chad some love man got engaged last night man chad got engaged last night where my man joe at we're joe at joe in the house we got a shout out be simone in here somewhere

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We need you, dial. And this is the 85 South Show band, Atlanta. We're going to go down the list one more time for y'all. My O-G on the tuba out of the four-house came to rock with us. I don't want to call 13, who wants to say, I'm sorry. Hey, man. Uh, how long? You can't get me.

Oh, you do it. We got to go. Ben, what's up, guys? What? What? Lilo? Lilo, you got him off? Yeah.

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All right. I don't know for you to not experience one of the first. That's great, man. That's great. See my teeth now, and I. I'm stupid.

Oh, y'all. There she goes. That's she go. Why that shit go? Why that shit, go? You're not going on ATL, man. Come back home, I'm going to crazy, man. Rocking a little of a fucking prison.

What is that general? You're deep. You know what you know. You know what's happening. Okay, man. We don't want to be able to do this man. Real tor. I help that shit.

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