The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - A Greenbriar Comedy Special With Travis Porter | Ep. 218

Episode Date: January 10, 2020

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Starting point is 00:02:04 Hey Hey Hey Where we're at Where we at Where we at Hey Look at all these
Starting point is 00:02:16 niggas in here Oh shit What's hanging Atlanta I love it Ooh Angie got her to thaw. Oh.
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Starting point is 00:02:57 We're in Atlanta. What a way. Where the west side at? Where the west side at? Some of them niggas still late. What the east side at? Hold on, hold on. What the south side there, what the south side.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Shit, where the niggas that ain't from Atlanta at. Right. Welcome, stupid motherfuck. People up, hey! Hey! Fuck going on all, niggas up top, top. Look at these shit. Hey!
Starting point is 00:03:30 Hell no, I ain't even know this shit looks like this. I didn't either. I didn't know what to fuck this one. We used to come here for field trips. You did? Yeah, they were like, it's a Woodruff Art Center. It's like a museum. They used to always point to that.
Starting point is 00:03:45 They were like, yep, they go to theater. Man, never been in here. This shit nice. Who from the city? Who ain't never been in here either? None of the black people ever been in here. We're in this bitch now? Do you think is working here?
Starting point is 00:04:00 and we've been to smoke y'all must have came here straight from work and no way y'all beat all that traffic hell that's what I was about to say this Atlanta you motherfuckers left this morning to get here just know every empty seat is sold out that niggas who stuck in traffic niggins booked the hotel room close that's what they need
Starting point is 00:04:19 no that's this time I just realized I disrespect where they are they gonna have two white Christmas trees then put the eye hat on top of the family dollar one that's fucked up No, no, wasn't nobody tall enough to reach the top of the white ones. Niggins are always trying to put some fake-ass snow in the Christmas tree. I love you too, bitch. Where yet? That voice came through the walls.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I love you. I love you back. Hey. Nigel, why are you raising your hands? He love you, nigga. A nigga love you, lous. I love you, lice. I love you, niggum.
Starting point is 00:04:58 That nigga from Midtown, uh-oh. Oh. God damn. That niggins stay in the 12. You know that this for me? You know the niggins watch the show too. It is what it is. This is for all of us?
Starting point is 00:05:13 Excuse. Oh, look. Oh, look. You said I got some pound cake and bitch. You lie. Scoot. Skiu. You can do anything for some pound cakes.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Miss Barrod, eat that pussy. You playing with me. Oh, this bitch got me. Oh, they got a real stuff. bag in this bitch. Tasted, is it good? I got to smell anything before I put my mouth on. Ain't no weed head.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Alright, because bitch ain't got time to be fucked up. Who bought the snack bag? You did? You bake the cake too? From scratch? Oh, Lord. Eating all your snacks and drinking all your capri, son. Eating all your snacks and drinking all your capri, son. Eating all your snacks and drinking all your capri, son.
Starting point is 00:05:57 all your caprice on eating all your snacks and drinking all your caprice on eating on your pound cake amonita caprisa i gotta taste the pound cake i got to taste it i like that i like it i like the edge the crunchy part that you know how good our team i ain't gonna lie it's good it tastes just like the basement of the church she made it let me taste They cook it downstairs for Pastor Johnson and the family. That's good. That's good. That's good.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Just need to add a little water to it. Yeah, that's all. Not supposed to be dry like that. It's pound case. They add a lot down with a little water to it. You know some shit thick when it make you do that. Well, you gotta think about that shit. You gotta sit back.
Starting point is 00:06:55 You know, if I was sitting back and I was half and I was reading the Bible, I would want something there. That makes you want to read the Bible. Yeah, yeah. John 316, said, fuck, ah! Give me some water. Yeah. Well, we got everybody, you know, we got all the striples, all the drug dealers, all the librarians. Pinn to go to magic, so on your leg.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Oh, that was out finding. That is the home of the strip club. This is a strip club everywhere, I think. Like, you ride up down the streets of Atlanta, you just be like, damn, they got a lot of places for holes to work. I like this. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I'm from the city, but if you're a club, man. See, that's the thing. I'm not from Atlanta. So I'm one of the people. I always ask you questions for that. No, I'm always getting the real about what's Atlanta, what's not Atlanta. Now, first of all, now, I'm going to let y'all know what I was talking about, Fly, who was a real West Side nigga. If you live...
Starting point is 00:08:03 Fuck you, fuck you're talking back. Take a real nigga to be born from that West Side. You dig what I'm saying. Atlanta is a dope city, but no disrespect, but if you live anywhere with the Gwinnett and all that shit, that is, I don't know what part of Atlanta that is. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.
Starting point is 00:08:22 That is another part of the... That is very far. I don't give a fuck a bitch, be like, what are you saying? I stand in La Thornia, bitch. I ain't gonna never see you there, that. Right. Bro, I gave a girl her number back because she said she living in La Thorniola.
Starting point is 00:08:36 I'm like, no, I don't even need that. Right, that shit is... I don't ever go out there. Bitt told me she stayed on Snap Ficker. I said, God, damn. That is Narnia, Atlanta, right there. You got to drive real far to get the Gwynette. Let somebody tell me they stay on putting
Starting point is 00:08:52 Road shit see but Panola kind of close it's like a you know bit I let me like I really got to like you if I called the Panola bitch let me see if any real niggins ain't no you ever been fucking with a bitch who stay on Wesley Chapel you think it's gonna be Wesley Chapel you think it's the Wesley Chapel on the 285 side but it's that back part of I'm gonna tell you what really want me never coming back over here bitch just don't read an row you tricked me I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you what fucked up. Bit tell you she's staying Stone Mount.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Listen to hit, bitch. I'm gonna break my harness because I'm going to the park too, bitch. Oh, you ever had a one who tell you she stayed past stone mount on that last exit over there? Hell no, don't go over there. Hey, what that shit ain't? What that shit is? What that shit is?
Starting point is 00:09:42 Scott Dale, that shit. That's shit. Scott Dale. I thought that shit was down about baking. I ain't know what the fuck. That shit. I thought that was a Phoenix, nigg. Scott Dale?
Starting point is 00:09:50 What the fuck that shit? That whole girl doing this stupid. Atlanta, the best city in the world. They don't give a fuck with nobody to say. Fucking right. Hey, also, whatever you want to, nigga, but a bad day in Georgia it's a goddamn good day anywhere else. Oh, what you say?
Starting point is 00:10:10 Why you say that? Nigel, you can meet the girls in their dreams every goddamn day. Every day. It's some beautiful way to just walk around Georgia with nothing to do. Look, her. She said, I'm fucking right here. Right. And they ain't even bombed. They got jobs and shit.
Starting point is 00:10:27 They just be off on Mondays and winces and shit. They work from home. Yeah, they work from home and shit. We have a big-ass house. Hey, Paul, bitch, you on Favre Road, bitch. Big-ass house on Favon Road. Two car garage? This bitch got a truck, a motorcycle.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Just no nigga. I mean, I fuck with Atlanta, but that traffic makes me not going to stay here forever. It's the new people. Y'all moved here. The shit wasn't like that. You don't know where you're going. Bitch, move. I got to keep taking these goddamn backstreaks for your stupid ass, ho.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Keep slowing down for that goddamn wreck. Stop looking at the wreck and move. Well, I'm going to tell you like this. You ain't never got to worry about me being one of the people, nigga. I don't understand. It'd be 3 o'clock in the morning in Atlanta, you in backed up traffic. I'm like, where the fuck are y'all going to the studio? Nigel, why the fuck is in traffic?
Starting point is 00:11:16 See, that's why it's hard to take Uber in Atlanta. If you know where the fuck you're going, you ever be in the Uber and you have to tell the white dude, no, fuck that, bro. Cut through Cleveland, Ann. What's Cleveland app? I've never been here. No. Uber down here. See, fun. Make that Lemp on Metropolitan, bro. They didn't cut up north side drive. We should break right here. Hey, they'll never down. Yeah, hey, let anybody drive Uber down here. Nigger picked me up in the hotel like, she'd go out foot with your nigga, fool with me, bro. As a matter of fact, that you wouldn't be listening to this, nigga, play his mixtape the whole ride. And I know that he went to law. And I know that he went to law. Because my shit said I was supposed to get there in 10 minutes. It took us 35 minutes to get to what we were going It took a back screen on those stupid in traffic on the highway So yeah, I'm gonna go down here. They can show me landmarts and shit. Yeah, it did the bluff right here, but you haven't seen that movie bro? Yeah, my partner and then got fucked over here.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Oh, you think that's bad? What do you call the Uber and there's a woman traveling? She pulled up and her niggas on the front seat smoking a wine black and mouth. And she ain't real down here up there. He wrapped with a hill trust. They ain't got shit to do with safe Ah! You picking this bitch up! Yeah! Grind an Uber down here, you fucking around and found and run to somebody you know me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:31 You're like, hold it. Did you go home archimuth? I know you missed, ah! Go to church. It's a big lady. It's a man named Keisha, Nick. Keisha Barton. What more could you ask for?
Starting point is 00:12:52 That is a stripper name. If you, can't you just hear that being announced? Ladies and gentlemen, on the way to the motherfucker's day, Mason door for the fair of Atlanta, nigger, one-time, Keisha, Big Bottles. You're not going to come to the city and disrespect the mayor. I would not allow it. That's not disrespect. That's a dope name.
Starting point is 00:13:07 You just turned to a damn man to a strip of Chico. That is a stripper. That's a stripper. Right. You see, I'm saying. I ain't going to do it. I say you. I say you.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I say it. Be from everywhere. You all right. Support this. Stop. She's gonna ban a nigga from everything. I'm sorry, Kisha. I'm sorry, Kisha.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Now, I'm fucking Kisha, though. Why? My nigga got a tubo over here. No, niggas, she helped the whole neighborhood, a nigga. Hold up, bro. I got to let that nina play that tuba, bro. He'll play like Morris Brown.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Play that shit, Morris Brown. Hold on a little, nigga. We don't see that thing. We got a nigga with a tuba, man. Come on. Yo. You did not know you were going to get a tuba solo tonight, nigga. You don't get your middle school pet rally playing that?
Starting point is 00:14:03 They can play like an eighth grader. They got two notes. He pressed nothing but two of the things he could Hey but if you listen to that nigga playing the shit at that bitch I don't know, I'm ha ha ha ha, this shit sound beautiful than the bum fuck tell the truth my name Dr. Dr. Drake, don't this shit sound good Call that nigga Dr. Dr. Dr. Oh, that ain't Dr. Dr. No, my nigga right here is a player
Starting point is 00:14:39 He got the fur coat on his like bitch is gonna see me the night, nigga. Y'all. Oh my, my nigga, spit something to that too, but no drum. Only no drone, Jay, give me the tool. Okay, listen. Go ahead and talk that shit Let me go ahead and walk in eye Yo
Starting point is 00:14:54 I'm gonna go ahead spend a little night I'm gonna call that boy Howe Y'all You don't really know what's had that nigga A-TL Gordon down Yo I'm gonna let these nigger
Starting point is 00:15:03 Doors something about that Uh, Moores Brown Uh, y'all really know what's handy I'm gonna keep that, come on Yeah You ain't really from down hill You don't know about that clock Atlanta
Starting point is 00:15:13 Yeah What about here we go Uh When we stop in them And some of my niggas Who really could get in they Go to Metropolitan. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Look. Better watch what you say at these streets. West side, nigga. Can't be down in the street. You don't want no beat. Uh-huh. Fuck with your bank hand. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:15:32 What's up with the bank hand? Uh-huh. What's up with that bank head? What's up with that banked? Glad it's me. Y. Chicken and waffle. Chicken and waffles.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I said glad it's night. Glad it's night. Chicken and waffles. We don't eat that shit. On TV. Ain't super star. Might see me with. the hood bitch at the u-baw eat chicken wings y'all on camp creak
Starting point is 00:15:57 2a5 playing with the beat playing with the beat for i jumped on 20 i was rubbing on the titty rubbing on the titty there's a freaky air shit that a nigga be doing with around through the city got to get your wrist pet y'all i got to get your respect i'm from atlanta but at least i was wouldn't live it wouldn't live it wouldn't live it wasn't that shit far that shit real far You gotta have a car. Yeah, yeah. That's it. You just gotta have a car.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Real. One thing about, ain't no phone about what they're counting. Yeah, yeah. If they catch your nigga, they must be paying boundaries. Damn, damn. Because all my niggas that, no,
Starting point is 00:16:34 hey, they don't probation. On probation. Trying to switch that shit to a bulls and slash. Yeah, what? Why you start in? Okay. You don't want to go to Paul then. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Uh, you better stop. You don't want to go to cars. Dumb niggum nigg was. Like you up here they're standing ya Fuck around here they're trashy and you'll never call home their bad ya You see your flat How much is your life work? You've been riding around with three white bitches up and act work
Starting point is 00:17:03 Boy you're going to jail Oh you're going to jail I'm talking about life No parole I'm talking about life You never come a row Oh, oh. I'm talking a light.
Starting point is 00:17:19 No parole. Oh, oh. You ain't no parole. Okay, well, stop. Y'all. Because I don't want to go to jail. I had two ranchid bitches and they say that Riverdale. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Hey, don't even get me started. It was four grown people in a one-bedroom apartment. Now, listen, let me tell you some. About that Riverdale shit. Now, I ain't gonna lie. Ain't gonna lie, I had a river there, bitch, but look, yeah, I know what you think, but the bitches over that river there, they carpet be stanked. Ah, hey, D.C., I know that you were player, and even though I ain't from the ATL, I let them girls from Decatur, that's the East Side, and you know they do it right. Got a Decatur girl on my dick, and she went on my shit all night.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I'm trying to go, I end this spring, hey, I hope she get her. life in order. She was from Decatur, bitch stole my money order. Damn. That shit right there is stupid, man. I had to leave a bitch because she just looked like Coochie, man. Hey, damn.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Oh, D.C., that's so lousy. I knew that you were going to say some shit. Like, hold on. Here comes a stupid shit. Y'all. And you know, I don't even tried. I got a bitch that used big words like T.I. Expeditiously.
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Starting point is 00:18:57 Articuelly Amentis Amiglily I got this other chick Her ass That is real The only problem
Starting point is 00:19:06 is she live in Douglasville And I can't drive out there Because that's too far Bro She stayed way past Six Flagg Drive Road Oh, no, go over there.
Starting point is 00:19:19 They ain't vote to be. Let me tell something about that. Car County. If your head get called over there, well, you're stuck there. I'm gonna tell you like this is here. Don't call home. They're like, you fuck down.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Hey, I remember you told me Carl County ain't no toy. No. You said, car stand for, come on, black boy. Yeah. For real. Know what it is.
Starting point is 00:19:43 You called over there, you might as well, look. Damn, let me tell you about the dirty folks in Georgia. Y'all. The Camp County police were damn so destroy you. Now, ain't gonna lie, let me talk my shit. I appreciate poor to counter could they give you a slap on the ridge. Hey!
Starting point is 00:20:04 Hey! Especially with the police black, let your ass home. You ain't said no damn dope. Especially with the police black. Hey. Especially when the police black. Yeah. Especially with the police
Starting point is 00:20:18 And the judge too And the police And the judge too, you did And the judge too And the judge too And the police You did Y'all
Starting point is 00:20:27 For real They like to keep it simple Yeah Everything they get Lemon pepper sprinkle I'm like damn Hold up they gonna get upset Because I think you said it wrong
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Starting point is 00:20:50 Hold on. Hold on. A. What you say, bro. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Bring it down.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Look. Check this side. Before we go. I think I really. Gotta let you know. Check this out. Before we go. Y'all know what's handy.
Starting point is 00:21:12 R.I.P. Shout in low. Yeah. Yeah, shawlty low, wrist and peace. Real RIP, real legend, you did. Yeah, nigga, Atlanta. Man, shot it low. Hold on, you want to spit a Charlotte low?
Starting point is 00:21:25 Man, that nigga, shawley. You don't remember this? Hello, got a for the L.O. Switch the ice up, rock the blue and the yellow. Still lit the ghetto. Doing my thing. I got the Blase, whoop de whoops, and the shaking wine. I think it's gonna go off
Starting point is 00:21:47 That nigga went crazy Dun done it all done it all Dunn't done it all Don't done it all Say you been kidding ain't lied these beats Like my boat going crazy He ever said, though
Starting point is 00:22:01 was Say you from the west side God damn It must be two sides nigga we didn't know what that shit Mean but that shit was so hard I was young at hell screaming that shit to clue Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I've been getting money way back in 94. Hey. Oh, this is a win school. Hey. That shit right there. Let me tell you something. Oh, that shit had all the gases on peel doing that shit. Listen.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Cut. I killed you. You're gonna say something. We, I just met Fabo. All the other thing. That dick came and shoot. We just got finished shooting wild and out and shit. We just wrapped up.
Starting point is 00:22:44 raising the wilder now and that nigga Fabo came and he was on my team and then was the nigga Feebo was like fuck with the Chico boy damn man you gotta hit to dance with me nigger my back still hurt him trying to dance like it because he'd do that shit different I'm used to doing it this nigga that nigga still own it hell are you talking about steal a nigga for that damn space shit oh he go crazy with that shit I'm like bro what the fuck is you on nigga you see why they left for Chico because everybody in this room doesn't seen that nigger late night at the gas day. Going crazy, I'm taking.
Starting point is 00:23:26 I see why you would say, I know why that nigger was seeing spaceships on bankhead. Nigger, you're treating me. Hey man, that d'nig was on wild out, that they came under me, he said, watch this shit, do you see? I'm like, you are too old this shit. That nigga explained himself perfectly on this song. I'm starting to see spaceships on Bankhead. Came right behind this and I'm geeked up. Okay, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:23:53 But everybody in here, whoever then rode down Bankhead late night, you didn't sing some shit and you ain't know what the fuck it was. You just ride Norman, you hear some shit. She'd be like, nigger, was that a crackhead or a spirit? Was that a ghost? I knew that song was playing that nigg when they first come on is pooh. Let me go like, I'm studying to see spaces on my head.
Starting point is 00:24:18 He said it like a, like a gospel choir. Let that be the first thing you hear. Soon as you play that, you're like, man. Hey, I want you to tip my sky out. All right. Cut that CD in and all you're saying, you hear, son, you hear. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebene, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.
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Starting point is 00:27:37 or wherever you go to find your podcast. I'm starting to see spaceship on baby. Man, cut that shit on, man. The devil. Then he went hot. I'm starting to see spaces on babies. And then the nigga had an idea. He said, I roll with gangsters
Starting point is 00:27:55 till poppers and dang kids I got to took my word. Little bobody and famous. I got sisters like Yasmin. Chocolate Porsche. What you say? Where's chocolate porcia? Where's chocolate? I'm burning perk.
Starting point is 00:28:13 I bet you don't know he had a ad there. Just singing, bro. Gidda, gita. Gidda. Gidda. Stop, bro. Hey, bro. Because that nigger show up.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I bet you don't even know he had an ad there. He will. Just singing, bro. Nigger, come out the Christmas tree. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. On that part, on that, on that... With my head, on blowing...
Starting point is 00:28:41 You didn't even know he had an ad-lib. I'm just screaming. Hey... Listen, go back. Go back to it. I'm gonna do the ad-liff. Go back to it. I...
Starting point is 00:28:53 I'm starting to these pages on bankhead. I'm rolling game stuff. Hi. I got tipped up like, girl. Look, oh, buddy. I got sisters like daven chocolate pusher they fain I roll like fern
Starting point is 00:29:13 don't turn it turn until they don't burn it on turn while your football songs like a dirt If y'all go make a visit to that song I swelled everything Think I'm like, this d'nit is not live, bro You heard the and lives on tad it up Tell me that ain't anything
Starting point is 00:29:35 great and shit in the world and it did make you want to get another tattoo. The nigger in the background just screaming, Barbara! I mean, that shit hurt. That nigga's stupid. I remember the first time I came to Atlanta, that made me realize how different Atlanta was. I came down here for Brana Brothers Convention. My uncle a hairstylist out of D.C. So we bought that show. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:29:58 My uncle had hairstylist. I heard it, but I couldn't say nothing because the shit caught my throat. Oh, go ahead. Yeah. My uncle wanted a nigga here. He had five hairstyles, and that's the thing. He ain't, you know what, me, he's straight bang. And that's the thing.
Starting point is 00:30:11 He tried to teach us how to do him. We was like, we ain't doing that shit. If I knew, then what I know now, I'd be doing a roller set right now. You know how much money that nigga make? Let me tell you. Anyway, we came down here, and as soon as we got in town, turn a radio on, and the first thing I heard was
Starting point is 00:30:26 do, ding, ding, ding, ding, I'm like, what the fuck of this? I'm like, what the fuck. What the fuck? Did that nigger come in? Oh, look you for this bubble go! I missed what Chico think? I want a daughter, oh!
Starting point is 00:30:42 But you don't think! Oh! Listen, I didn't tell you, bro. That nigga had a bag. Girl, it ain't that dead flow. Then you can't this door. It's going to really get broke. And I got more gold.
Starting point is 00:30:57 That's all I know. And that's a time. Turn it off. God damn. Stop here. No, no beat. Nah, oh, oh, go on up. Hey, I'm gonna tell you what happened.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Them niggins had a bag full of candy. Them niggins had a bag full of candy in the studio. We're like, what else we're gonna rap about? Got some fucking pre-son? Nah, that ain't gonna' got it. Reeson don't make you move like a bowl, too. Don't lookin for a busy bubble gone. Well, you bubble gum, you chico stiff.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Don, la, la, la, oh, good you go to dick. Yeah, say that, say that. Listen, I didn't did a lot of fucking, but I ain't never done a hunts. Oh! I'm trying to done a lot. Oh. What are you going to say by the child? Charlie Ranger, because I stayed so hard.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Yeah, say that. You can suck for a long time. Oh, my God. Oh, but you know me. Hell! Hey! Hey! That was that peat.
Starting point is 00:32:02 That one that peels. That was that peels. Hold on, let me see how old this crowd is. Let me see if anybody's know this Atlanta Classic that was in the street. Early 2000, let me see. I got this bitch named Blockhead. She got a Blockin. And after all the block parties, she'd get a whole Blackie.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Okay, okay, alright. Look at all the white people, Black, yeah. Okay. I just had to see how I want to- Well, you don't want to be called Old Block Kid back in the next minute because What? That she used to go. We don't know.
Starting point is 00:32:37 She used to go on it. We don't tell me that, me. Yeah, she's taking the air by the dick, me, that's right. What about this one? What's had in there? Hey. What's on? What's up?
Starting point is 00:32:48 What's a ha ha ha ha. What's her? All right, okay. All right. I remember that stupid she came out. Turned home. My potter hell. You know, my potty hell.
Starting point is 00:33:00 What about my potter now? You know, I'm about my potter now. Yeah, you heard he ain't say quid net That's it to change now you can understand what they were saying in the Atlanta news back then now You got slain you got out here to know what a book for and all you think what I'm saying Yeah, nigger get your whole conversation I ain't saying that a man you probably know what time for a little bit of a call I'm a company line on today you did a Atlanta niggas don't need a whole lot of
Starting point is 00:33:34 work that whole conversation hey why hey y y'all she you know what I'm gonna be for real for real you know how confusing that got to be that way yeah that's not from here that's not from here to ask in Atlanta nigger question excuse me brother man I'm I'm trying to get over to the uh to the magic city man you know I get there she but when you came for okay you know you come out you bought some left but right Where are you going? I don't know what I'm going. All right, so look, if you come to the cone, like, if you walk out the stone, you would look at the way.
Starting point is 00:34:10 You got to be coming out the corner. So when you come out the stove, you got to come like a shrink like that. So when you come out, it's going to be like, you got to go through the wood. If you got a car, you got to par that bit. You dig what I'm saying? But when you part that bit, you got to walk down McCannerville. But if I was you? I won't walk down McCannibville because the nigg got to jump your ass.
Starting point is 00:34:31 So you got to come back across. back across the railroad track. Hey, folks, where are you going? You're trying to go to Magic City, but you know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, folks, they got down. Get off, get on 20. Take it very easy because you take, take, no, go, I tell you what, get off on Whitehall Street.
Starting point is 00:34:51 He can't go down on Whitehall Street because they had a trap stop. They had them on y'all, y'all. Oh, okay, I tell you what you do, then, goddamn. What are you coming from? You leaving from him? I'm right here.
Starting point is 00:35:02 I gotta leave from here. You got a car. You got a way of your car. It's outside. Let me go warm it up for you. No, no, no, no, no. I don't need. Hey, shod, you fold their line.
Starting point is 00:35:11 I got that gas on me, bro. You smoke my name. Oh, hey. Oh, wait a second, guys. All right. I'm just trying to get to the strip club. What are you from? I'm from D.C.
Starting point is 00:35:21 I got it. A boy, from D.C. What about, D.C.? Oh, wow. Oh, wait. Oh, Wahle, me. It's about seven o'clock. I'm doing right there by some clock.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Look, guys, I got a DJ and gig. They give me an opportunity. You're trying to go to Magic. Oh, look. I know you want to go to Maxis, but you really go to Blue Flame. Man's a real cheap. If you go down that, I mean, some of the whole got shot, but it's cool.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Blue Flame ass is bad a hill, boy. I'm not booked at Blue Flame, brother. I need to go to Magic City. No, you know, you need to go. If you go across the railroad track, I'm going to go through McCandiv. You told me that already. You told me that already.
Starting point is 00:35:59 They told me that all trying to take, so you got to come back and go. and go down this way. See, look, when you go out the stove, they got to go this way. And once you make a right match, you see it all the way down up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can keep going here. Get away, you'll run straight into it. It right now. You might have the bus and you turn.
Starting point is 00:36:18 All right. When you go out of the stove, remember though, you got them remember though, you feel, because you're in a lot of me going to try to forget you. Hey, man, they're going to go out of shit right here. We can go out of the stove. Uh-huh. And then go this way, bro. Yeah, that what you got to go?
Starting point is 00:36:34 So, so basically. Hey, bro, he ain't told you nothing wrong. Tell him again, a little bro. When you go out of smoke, go to smoke, go to and then go to go. All right. All right, we're gonna fuck with you, girl. Be safe out of hell. Hey, matter of fact, get my mama, big, you know what?
Starting point is 00:36:47 You know what? You know what? I don't smoke. I don't smoke. I mean, but you know, we, what's a cool that, you mean? They fuck with a real nigg. Hey, fuck with a real nigg.
Starting point is 00:36:57 You know, Burrful. Oh, man. Can't get you can't get you. I think they gave you all these documents. You don't fall with the middle. You don't fault with an honor like that. What's your? Well, ha.
Starting point is 00:37:10 You know what, guys? Man, I really appreciate you guys, man. But I'm going to go ahead and get my car over here. I'm going to go this way, then that way, right? Yeah, yeah. All right, brother. Y'all, y'all, y'all boy, take it evening. Nick, don't need a little.
Starting point is 00:37:25 All right. All right. All right. All right. This right here. This right here is, this right here, man. What you're talking about? We're talking about some tennis now.
Starting point is 00:37:40 You're talking about some tennis? Yeah, you're talking about some tin. Yeah, yeah. Stupid in hell. Y'all's niggins game. Looking for magic. Y'all niggas game in the direction so good. I felt like I was really talking to it later.
Starting point is 00:37:50 You have. For real. You really wouldn't imagine. I'm gonna tell you what you need. Yeah, man. You know what? Oh, nigger. This shit here.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Delicious. Want to take trash that I got see you got to the middle piece. It's a it's a lot of motherfucked that Atlanta costs a strong note like you know I I'm from DC but I went to college in the South and you know Atlanta is like the hub of just culture and music that come out of the South like this is the number one spot for music and there's so many groups and people that came out with me like one of my favorites one of my favorites got down you know that motherfucker I say now ladies you a top-notch bitch let me see y'all oh that's what you like hell yeah man you don't know that oh look we don't know that shit bro y'all don't know about that what you're talking about that tram reporter
Starting point is 00:38:50 hell yeah you know about that tramporter well i think we need All right with a little need And let's track the party Oh Let go, let go Hey, Tia, what's going on? Let's go
Starting point is 00:39:13 Let me go A Tia and we're going to add to a five song, go Oh, Oh, Running it's up What is that? What is that? Shake that hand for me
Starting point is 00:39:25 Bound that ass low the flow Bring it back up Do a slit on a ditch Shout a egg Bring it back Bring it back Bring it back Bring it back
Starting point is 00:39:35 She get in She get She can act She can act She can I go food I'm fool I see y'all
Starting point is 00:39:44 I'm going to bed Bring it back Bring it back Bring it back Bring it back Bring it back Bring it back Hold on
Starting point is 00:39:50 Hold on Hold on lo What What? White cheek, what? Two, cheap, four, cheat, mo cheese. What's you got? I got a white girl, three.
Starting point is 00:39:59 What I got a pony, shit on the show knee. She got good vibe like she got no teeth. She's let's shit. She'll beets with it. Better sit in where she works. She's super dick with it. I tell the kid. Start playing with that piece.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Divider. I don't want to fuck. If being what do you do, then start to fuck you. What's you doing? Running in a person like a cragg-d-up. Yeah. Turn to talk, say that happen. Yo!
Starting point is 00:40:25 I'll add some club. Bring it back up. It was split on a, shout at encore. Bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back. Brick it back. What you do?
Starting point is 00:40:35 What's your next? What's your do? Add it fast up. Hey, I want to give him another one though. Oh! What you want to give them now, Gil? Hold on, y'all got to give him my favorite one. What do you want to do?
Starting point is 00:40:48 What did? Shouted we all the way. Turn door Turn door Let go Say what Where's it On top
Starting point is 00:41:06 All the way Turn up All the way Turn up Turn up Hey You know we just can't have a good time, right? Uh-oh
Starting point is 00:41:18 Oh Okay, okay. Hey, look. I'm gonna throw some 20s ain't got no motherfucking chain, bitch. I'm gonna throw some twins. I got no motherfucking change, bitch. I'm gonna go some 20s got no fucking chains, bitch. You gotta be crazy selling, bitch, some shit like that.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Let me throw some 20s. I got no motherfucking chains, bitch. E.C., what you're doing? What ya, bitch? Wait ya! Wait ya? Come on! Go!
Starting point is 00:41:51 Go. Go. Go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. What's it? What's it? What's it? Let's go. Hey.
Starting point is 00:42:07 You are. Ha ha ha. She don't try the scurban. That's going to make a dance. Yeah. Hey. And there's so my goodness. Hey, hold on.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Hey, hey, make some motherfucking noise. Woo. Hey, man, we just kind of double salute the fellas, man. We love the motherfucking show. You know what, you know? You know how we called. I appreciate y'all. Hey, man, y'all make some noise for the 85 South show.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Yes, sir. Chairport, we got these motherfucking. Look, y'all. Y'all, you know what black excellence do? Get dig. Scree! Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:42:54 Yeah, hey, man. R&P bank row. Y'all. Rest in piece, the bankroll fresh. Damn, I miss that figure. Oh. Like a high boy, high boy, high boy, high boy. They can be busy.
Starting point is 00:43:07 1,000 beats more 400 beats more 400 beat on y'all. Y'all think you know how we can't make it. Hey, hot boy, hot boy, you already know what it is. And if I saw a show for the ATL and you already know we're gonna feel me. Hey, one time, one time. One time. for the one time, one time. Niggins ain't playing no game, bitch.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Niggins ain't playing no game, bitch. Nobody really know what it is. What? Squyid. Hit this shit called. Walk in your trap and take over your trap. Yo, hold on, hold on your trap and walk in your trap and take over your trap.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Walking your trap and take over your what? Walking your trap and take over your trap. Walking your trap and wrestling, take over your trap and wrestling piece the bank row crash. Real nigga right there. He just wiped your tear with the hogan hand, nigga. You know, niggins be trying to be gangster.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Go get some water or something. Do us shit. What's up, clacks, you all right? I know the tubber player needs some water. I know your lip swollen. Tewber play them instrument. Look, be swollen to hell. Bro, we didn't, we're the single ladies at tonight.
Starting point is 00:44:13 I heard it. Uh-uh. Because I know ATL women, they be fucking single ladies. Single ladies, that's fucking. Damn, that was a whole lot less than just the single ladies. Bitches that need, yeah, they were like, ah, ah. They lie, they'll choose you. These bidschers will choose you.
Starting point is 00:44:34 See you from across the club and be like, it's like, hey, I'm gonna haul that child in a minute, big dog. Right. If he's women, though, this Atlanta, it ain't a whole lot of men up here they like women. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:44:51 I don't talk about my city in front of me like that at home. These niggas, move here. They're here. They're here. No matter how they got here. They're here. You're going to do Linux mall on a Saturday afternoon. You see a nigger you like, like, hey, I was just speaking.
Starting point is 00:45:07 I ain't want to. You're going to do Linux on a Saturday afternoon. That niggas will choose you too, and that motherfucker's going. You're going there, nigg, my motherfucker will be like, we in a mall, nigger, a motherfucker will walk out of cheek on me. I'm going to cheat on me. And I said, I'll bet you. I'm like, no, girl, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:45:22 You might not take a selfie with you? I said, go, one problem. I'm going to take a picture. I'm not going to take a picture. The name is sniff me. I'm like, girl, what is that you doing? You spend so good. What is that phrase?
Starting point is 00:45:34 You're going to put your ass on. That's why I was just about to tell you. That's the trick to go into the Lenox. Before you go in there, you got a dab a little pussy behind your ears and on your wrists. Why you ain't tell me that before I went It keeps the bad time. You got to spell like all day coocha walked up.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Yep. So when they see you, they be like, ew. So when do you guys? You think walking through the mall holding hands with your girl would be a nothing. You got to have your hand right by her pussy. These things is weird. I'm telling. Especially one that used an S word before anything to say S.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Yeah. That's the gayest letter in the hall. He would like, I said a dude at the mall, he would like, see, what did he see? Oh. talk like that you put an ass in front of anything in sound gay Scarlo Snello I want to Tickey
Starting point is 00:46:26 Chico Biggs Salana Georgia This shit do be funny when they ask you for pictures Give my finger, nigga It do be fun when they ask you for pictures And they be trying to do like regular niggins shit if they're like, let me get the best one I'm like, all right
Starting point is 00:46:42 I get the niggins try to do like some tough thing shit and the end of being gay to the thing you're trying to do like this It's just a regular shit like this, but it'd be like. Ah! These things are trying to be tough for the dick, yeah. I want this one. I don't give a fuck with nobody to say. Them stuff is the funniest niggins.
Starting point is 00:47:03 They're all hilarious. They literally are some of the funniest niggins. Oh, most definitely. Hey, what's up you, Carlos Miller? It's a new year. It's a new me. And I want to have some new balls. Well, they're the same balls, but I man-escape them.
Starting point is 00:47:15 You have a man-scape. your landscape and had an accident, now you got to fix your sack, and now you don't even know if you want to go where you were going that had you shaving your sack in the first place. Do you know they got a manscaper over there called the lawnmower 2.0? And they got this like skin so soft, smooth technology where you won't even nick your nuts. Come on, man. That's crazy. I know you're sitting there right now with a pants full of pubic hair, like Ron Jeremy, because you're
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Starting point is 00:48:24 He was like, this is on the tape right now. I hope you're about to trample you. I said, thank you for telling me, bro, because I am safe. I said, they're about to do what, bro? They're about to tarraple you. And that's the thing all the ladies in here got in game for. He got a gay friend and that that nigga will come up and holler and he'll look at her look
Starting point is 00:48:49 They be cheering them excuse me excuse me my friend want to talk to you I love you thought hell no I'm scared what friend he talk about who the fuck you talk to my bitch and nobody nobody wants you no nigger I want you tell her send another messenger shit so you thought that was the ladies making noise with a friend that was the friend making that noise they in him wait on you to say the wrong shit Eresi. That's your mouse.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Your niggas be fast, too. They'll see you. Look, don't play with me, no one. Ha ha! They're about to be a rapper, yes. These niggas be real. Like to be loose and then a direction that regular nigger hand.
Starting point is 00:49:35 You don't never see a straight nigger wrist. You ever notice that? A nigger ain't never going to show you the inside. You don't never see this part of a nigger's. Think about it. This whole show, you ain't never seen this part of me. She's dirty. They're the only one that's interesting, because this direction or the rest is... Yeah, when they get to dancing and shit, how do they dance?
Starting point is 00:49:56 It'd be like, hmm, rhythm, bim, bam, boom, boom, look, you're going in the back, like we shall do. Man, mess. That shit hurt, too. A think I'll punch you with that motherfuckerfug, that shit way by 50 pounds. I think it hits you with the wrist. Hard ass and broke the mic. Yep.
Starting point is 00:50:25 That thing got the street. That thing can break the mic at every show. He literally is a microphone killer. What I'm single ladies that's been sing a long time. I'm talking about a long time. You're sick of looking at this point. Hold up, bro. I'm talking about you've been looking.
Starting point is 00:50:43 so long your standards that changed you just want a nigger that's alive now hello are y'all together i should brother i because he just looked at you like bitch i can't believe you already no he tired of he she has been single long time you like ladies ain't any one shit when your brother started drinking man somebody who's ain't none of y'all really single you just ain't got no boyfriend but you got niggers you just keep niggas for different purposes Boy, you're about to make them tear this bitch up. She ain't, she ain't single. But she didn't, she got niggers?
Starting point is 00:51:18 She just ain't got no boyfriend, but she all women got niggins. Every woman in got at least five niggins. They'll want to fuck that you know one of them fuck. That's how to tell her the truth. Shit got quiet. Play stupid if you want. Have five niggas if you want to. What's you say?
Starting point is 00:51:35 Have five niggas if you want to. No, they ain't got five niggas. They fuck them with. They just got five niggas for different purposes. You know what I mean? Like one nigga they could call for money whenever this thing always got some money They ain't even got a sad story. They just call hey, that's a pimp. What you need, baby?
Starting point is 00:51:51 That's a shitty hand. They got no, but then they got the work hoods, but the nigger they work with them at their job That they know what they just they just let this nigger buy him lunch every goddamn thing See, Chico, that's what they don't know nobody's never talk about in advance a lot of trick-ass niggins out here that's rich and the motherfucker Deacon Johnson I'm fucking with this girl one time she gonna tell me her ex gave her $15,000 in cash and he keep calling why she helped him with me. I'm like, you need to answer that phone and see what that nigga want.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Right now, bitch. If you got it like that, you don't even need to be fucking with a nigga like me. You need to answer that phone and find out what that thing is like to drop your ass off off with them. Now, she do need to fuck with a nigga like you. She need a manager. Exactly. This ain't going to fumble with no bag on. Then pick that call up and ask him, how you've been doing it. And then ladies got that they used to fuck with and they know they still can fuck that they used to them. Yeah, we really need to stick there going. She really didn't love with the nigger. You know how to pat that ass up for time.
Starting point is 00:52:48 You're a fuck? Man made the man, then, yeah. Come on up here. Come over there and let the nigger fuck. Then get mad when he about to leave. So how long are we going to be doing this? Because... She said she got a...
Starting point is 00:52:57 She wanted to fuck with him, but she know he ain't good. You know what I mean? You ain't got shit. Nick ain't got shit. She can't finally know with no, nigger bed on the floor. All right, too. Colvin.
Starting point is 00:53:09 So you're saying they got a thing that used to fuck with, they still fucking. Yeah, yeah. So that's like, if you're the ex-boyfriend, that's the best position to be in, because she got you on that unemployed person. Right. Like, y'all both fucking till you get in another relationship, that can be six months or 12 or 24.
Starting point is 00:53:27 It'd be funny when motherfuckers get a new relationship, they got a really, really break up. Right. That shit be rough right now. Don't you hate when you're savage, get a boyfriend, but you can still fuck, but she won't give you no head no more? I'm the only one. I'm the only one. Like, what can't do it, but I can't stop no dick.
Starting point is 00:53:46 I got a boyfriend. Like, what? They're gonna do that, like, brush your teeth for you, I got two-paces. This is how all the old people be looking at green, bro. I wish they opened Piccadilly back up. Hey, they loves the goddamn Piccadilly, though. What's Piccadilly?
Starting point is 00:54:07 It's a buffet place. Only black people eat there. White people used to eat there in the 80s, but they gave up on this shit 30 years ago I was going to get rid rive you get a man they got a dj and they pick a dj and they pick a dinner Sudden every no'll be lit after church they had that play an Al Green gospel album Hey bro that shit, they're stealing and they're taking pictures with the Santa Claus in Green South of Cam, ma'all only want to take a picture with them d'n't he like come on man Green Brock is the place to you go get a t-shirt and your license renewed.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Ain't that Greenbriot? Hey, bro. The niggins be in your door, it might be a shoot out of anything. It's a great, right? It's a thing at Greenbri-Bride, there's seven baby turtles in the parking lot. Ah! Ask some niggins in here who that bought them. They can be having bays or turrets.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Green bro. Don't get fucking. The food still lit. Food still delicious. The wings just got small. Chicken wing out. Oh, hell, I bit one chicken wing. I bit my finger.
Starting point is 00:55:11 I said, God, damn. Ain't know. I'm going to beat the bomb. I stopped going to Greenbred one. Man, girl, I sprays the coconut oil on me. Oh, she did? Man, I just walked back. She could hit it.
Starting point is 00:55:23 You need it done. You're buried. Bitch, don't play with me. I don't know you. Ah, she sprays the coconut oil on you. It wasn't about the apt to say. Yeah, some shit. She didn't mixed up with some flowers in it.
Starting point is 00:55:35 That little apathy sand. But I ain't the bullshit. If you ain't buy no book, he got to get the fucking out of there. I used to walk in there. He was like, oh, you're buying the book? You have to leave. My man, my best of me, he's greedy. What's the after the shit talking about? Oh, there ain't nobody more annoying than the mall, the motherfucker, but that little lotion is.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Please, please, please. What do you use on your skin? Please. Come, please, don't walk away from me. Please, please. One second, please. Take sample for your lady, please. You know what I'm missing in Graham, Brow?
Starting point is 00:56:03 Burgins. What? Burgins and Coke, Burlington coat back. What? I used to walk up in there and just hide through the coats. I used to see my dad. He was like, I saw you don't walk over here somewhere.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Shit, this is a motherfucker. It was a Burlington Coat Factory on. Gurindee. You got a good goddamn triple fat goose in the car. I think I'm on an A-Brand's jacket. That shit, snake. Take it off. Back go, blah, blah. That really wasn't a coat breaker.
Starting point is 00:56:32 I did not know. Man, it then fucked around and got cold out here for real, niggas. putting them old-a-and's coat song. Shout out to everybody who put on an old coat and found three ex-pills in the pocket. You're like, I don't even live like this no more. The devil is busy. So they saw them.
Starting point is 00:56:46 I'm gonna take one for old time, see. I'm gonna make it sound like when you bother. I'm gonna see if it's real. Ooh, oh, I'm gonna pop me up here. Oh You saw a few profit 800 Yeah Look, things who's pop to feel to be telling you shit like shit
Starting point is 00:57:11 If it's an old pill, it's gonna take a minute for it, they can't in, but that motherfucker is still good now A pill that's a pill that's gonna put you on your ass right there. Don't worry about that little part that's tricked off, that motherfucker still is, I promise you that. I promise you that. They'll be on their peels. You see, this nigg is chewing on their teeth. Let me tell you some. You got motherfuckers in here and they got them little day that count.
Starting point is 00:57:31 What a little daily shit? They got the pills in the damn. M.S.W. all that's stupid shit. That's a stupid motherfucker right there. I'd be scared when people got them little pills and things like that. I'm like, bitch, how sick are you? Very sick. I took this shit every day, man.
Starting point is 00:57:45 We got five pills in there, bitch. What is this pink one for? What is this pink one for? What is this gray one for? You see, that's the real shit out. But you fuck around and see some medicine at somebody has this shit to have you scared to say it. I don't get a fuck.
Starting point is 00:58:01 All black people are. Google medicine, baby. Ladies, how many of y'all do that? I got used the bathroom real quick and go look at the nigga medicine captain and make sure he ain't got nothing that's AIDS medicine. You and then look at Abasabatatopat
Starting point is 00:58:16 Apopsisine. Siri, what is Abasamify? Women don't have to do that. They'll take a picture of it to send it to their homegirl with the nurse, so bitch, what it did? A home girl will be hitting the back bitch. Don't fight with that nigga.
Starting point is 00:58:30 He got lower back problem. That's shit gonna come up so he got a rash. Ain't never wrong with him. That is blood pressure matter. Now you're at the house trying to figure out where the rash yet. Like all my nose here and then it'd be. Like I was in your bed and I hate to hit my head on your seat. And somehow you came in open it and it was like so many pills.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Just hit me on my head. And I see some pills. And I thought if you could be trusted, I know that. But I looked it up, I did, I googled it, and they said, it's a rash. Uh-huh. Where is it? Listen, I ain't, I, you know, I play in semi-pro football league and shit.
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Starting point is 01:02:13 My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. and slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when a man sends me money.
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Starting point is 01:02:58 She's like, yeah, he don't have that shit. Oh, my goodness. I don't blame you. I'm the same way. I do the same shit. I don't get no. Bidches be sick, too. Every time I get some new coochie,
Starting point is 01:03:08 I gotta leave a light on the first time. Oh, you got to. I got to see ya. Oh, you gotta see what that cooce look like. Ain't no fucking in the dog, bitch. She keeps going to the light cutting it off. I'm like, uh-uh, bitch. Ah, what's wrong with you?
Starting point is 01:03:19 They'd be scared to let you see that coochin. Right, I'll all these lights on their head. Like, that. right switch not playing come on I got to see that I want to see that coach it I got to see if one girl I was fucking with her pussy look like it was tired in a night I was like god damn that scared me and you man it was a pregnant I got to have more on it I got to be careful my fuck girl gonna get mad at people at time I was just bland but it's true though I was like you know I'm allergic to
Starting point is 01:03:46 god and shit so I'm like you're like she's like she's gonna get mad Stupid. You can't eat the bulls. They got nuts. They got nothing. Wow. You are... Look, that went over all y'all in.
Starting point is 01:04:03 They're like, but did they... Oh, all right, all right. I see what that d'nick is saying now. The banana been, dick, you know, they'll roast that way over there. I can't believe you tried. They beat him. Oh, the land of women definitely talk to you crazy. Well, you got to look.
Starting point is 01:04:20 Which one is it? Why these women so aggressive for her? This girl sent me a picture of her pussy and didn't send a text on my own saw. So what they're, what that pussy look like her heart? She ain't sent that yet. Ah! You got to wait to see that in person.
Starting point is 01:04:43 A pussy got to unfold! What did you say? A pussy got to unfold. Look at all the ladies with a big pussy, we know y'all. They don't know what the big pussy is. They don't know what the big pussy is. Talk about if you buy some new panties and you can't wear them. Lips is just fat, choosy.
Starting point is 01:05:17 Look at it. You got that little morpho, look like a little, look like an out bubble right now. right down at Cameltoe not any capito Camel to it's fat it's the out bubble it looked like escrow uh-uh that's that fat air wow it's like a Mexican pouch a Mexican pouch nigger what is wrong with you man it's a Mexican I be like it wasn't funny as it fuck Baskin's on liver shade in Coochard. They don't.
Starting point is 01:05:57 They should be culled out their belt line. You're like, God, duh. Puzzies got to be strong. Y'all ladies be going to get that motherfucker waxed. I seen the video. They're snatching that pussy hair off there. She was just sitting in, um. Hitting that sh-hm.
Starting point is 01:06:12 Nigger, I took my chain off the other day and poured the hair on my chest. I almost had to sit there. I'm like, oh. Fuck, who it burns. For y'all who do that women, I salute y'all, that Brazilian whack shit. Y'all bitches are crazy. Hell nah.
Starting point is 01:06:30 But sometimes that shit don't grow back, right? She'd be looking like a nut crunch bar down there. Yeah, that's why y'all can't lay black women on it. You had a surgeon on there, yes. Don't use that straight razor. You know that it's not made for skin-to-skin contact if you're a black woman. Your pussy going to have bril on it when you finish. Ah!
Starting point is 01:06:50 What is safe? Stop! Well, I'm never gonna look at it again, that's safe. They're really going to get that shit snatched on. He's got coochie acting. Shit, I shave my fuse, though, fucking. I gotta cut that shit off. Not because you want your dick to look bigger.
Starting point is 01:07:18 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm cool, but now, nigga, time out. You ever get, you get them fuck that? I just, nigga, fuck that. We're not. Wait. You're telling me your fumes are naked, my name? Right, nigga.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Fuck, you got to cut that shit. Do you ever get the coochie crumbs in your pew? This nigga. You get the coochie crumbs in your pew. That nigga said you got pit bull nuts. This nigga is, what? You ain't got no hat. The nigger looks like he's 16.
Starting point is 01:07:45 This, nigga. Fuck that. Cut that shit off. I want to be a pawn star with a bag back. They gotta help. Get that shit off. You want you get them coochie crumbs in your pews. That shit get hard.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Quick than a motherfucker. It's like cast. So that air hit that pussy juice. That shit lock up in your pubs. You try to wipe off that shit get to popping out. Nicaru pop out. I'm bleat.
Starting point is 01:08:08 Oh, bring the barrage out of here. Fuck that. I got to cut that shit off. That's crazy. You got the shade and shit. Hell yeah. They get you some clippers. Walmart clippers.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Exactly, just like that, think. That nigga be going too hard. Ah, shit! Oh yeah, definitely. Slice your nuts one time, that'll make you mad. You gotta cancel the pussy appointment, you cut your nuts. I got an open wound on my shit. You can't fuck till two more days.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Well, you know what type of preparation you got to be? You got to have all type of beer. Alright, alright. I ain't never did it like that, that might be a better way to do it. You don't even do it. You didn't even do it. I think he's looking at it does he dead in the mirror nah niggins you got to get
Starting point is 01:08:53 you got to go like this and then I'm up under the bottom hell no I can't say this shit that's it's already cold outside fuck that and I'm wrong too ladies you wanted to cut that shit off hey man I can't no I'm out damn I'm gonna cold down him before shit hell hell hell no you do that stupid Yeah, yeah, thank you. Fuck that shit off, boy. Fuck up out of here. Show up with a smooth dig like a dolphin.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Right. Are you in good hands? Just like that. Now, I trim, now, don't get me wrong. Oh, nigger, time out. You just try to make me feel like an asshole like you ain't never. No, no, no, no. Now, I trim, now.
Starting point is 01:09:47 What's the difference, nigg? No. Nika, that mean you way more delicate. You down there with some scissors. No. You clip your nuts, nigga. I trim my hair. You.
Starting point is 01:09:59 You. And the hair that's right there, I trim it. I don't lift my dick up, touch my balls, and give my balls a fucking tip fade, nigga. What are you trim it with? What the fuck? Do you got to put a guard on the clippers to trim your shit? Like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Hell no. You pull it up? I'm doing the nigger way, pull it up, you don't have done, pull up shit. That's a good cut. Y'all niggas are fucking strange. That's not real, nigger, say they shit. They can say, I trim, I don't cut. Hell my, nigga.
Starting point is 01:10:36 You got to have some hat out now, now, you know, shit just keep going. Just don't want your shit to be... That shit stank. That's what I'm saying. Now hold the smell. I mean, my boss still stank, but they don't stank, stint. He won't his shit to smell like scrubbing. Balls smell like balls.
Starting point is 01:10:56 Exactly. Ladies, you know you have to go down and they did the... We always talk about our pussy smell. We don't know about them nuts get the kick in, boy. Ladies, you don't go down and suck a dick, dick, niggin'nug nuts on fire. You got to push through. You breathe through your nipples trying to not to smell that niggin' nuts. That's how women be catching niggas up. They be like, what you been? I know you've been somewhere because you're nuts clean. nothing clean. I need a thing.
Starting point is 01:11:19 They always answer. Your neck clean. Yeah. Yep. That's great. Look at that niggas. They're good. They're good.
Starting point is 01:11:27 They're good. I mean, you know, they're stuck to me, but, you know, to you. What? Ladies, I could be stiking, too. Y'all, yeah. We still go down there and eat it anyway. We don't. We don't even know how to tell y'all this shit.
Starting point is 01:11:43 Hell, nah, nigger. I can't. Hell, no. I can't. Ha? Hell no. Hell no. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Starting point is 01:11:54 Ha! Ha! Ha! She like, you okay? I'm okay. Ha! Oh, suss. One time, and my ears closed up.
Starting point is 01:12:04 Just closed up. Like you was on the airplane? Shit like, like saltwater. Shit. She'd take like a beach in the fuck out. Hell nah. Nah, that first whiff of pussy, I came at once, did that first whiff catch me? It's over with.
Starting point is 01:12:21 We got to talk. There ain't nowhere in the world. That shit hits you. Oh, hell now, baby, what fuck you do today? Let me tell you. Ladies, if a nigga ever went down and he was about to eat your pussy, and he caught straight back up, yeah, bitch, your pussy's thing. Right.
Starting point is 01:12:38 We got to have a conversation. Hell yeah, baby. I'm a whole, all right. Sit up real quick. Let me talk to you. I know you smitten it. Like, yeah, you're all right? You be going through something,
Starting point is 01:12:50 but your water cut on. Niggas start preserving them little squirt. And you know, you know, that ain't even air freshener. That's blunt spray. That's blunt power. Ah! Got the whole house for over here. Niggas be using blood spray in the house.
Starting point is 01:13:10 I remember when I were young, I used to view this shit for Cologne. Oh, my God. They'd be like, boy, that boy, John, coming. You know? I smell them. Niggas smell like fresh baby powder. Don't nobody's like strawberry Kiwi. Hey don't you spray your cologne on different where you about to get some pussy. Like when you about to go out and do something, you're about to get some pussy. I'm gonna tell you that's the stupidest way to put on cologne because you can't smell it. Dumbass niggas. Not supposed to put on cologne like that. You fuck up the fragrance. How you putting it on?
Starting point is 01:13:43 It's a certain way you damn they gotta walk you. You got it. You got it. Or, I learn from another OG when you get out of the shower, because your pores is wet, you can just squirt on your back. Yeah, you're not supposed to spread on your clothes, supposed to spread on your skin. You got to be using, you got to be using some good cologne, fellas. You can't be getting that curve out of that case in Walmart and thinking you're fucking them up. Hell nah, you smell like you're going to the crime. You guys, y'all did as wrong for the way y'all just laughed. Like y'all don't still be wearing that old lady perfume.
Starting point is 01:14:18 Now your pill is smell like, that damn, Ms. Barber. I still fuck on Curve. Boy, they sell that shit in the case at the Walman, the green bottle. Yeah, yeah, that shit. You smell like, um. I mean, I only fuck with it when I'm around bitches I ain't going to see again. You don't want to leave a lasting impression. No, I'm fucking Kerr, that's just a good.
Starting point is 01:14:35 That's a good. That's a good good cologne, man. Because ladies are going to smell you before that you'd say a word. And ladies like a negative smell. Yeah, I like the woman to smell good. Let me say that shit do something to a nigger. Right. When a woman smell good, let me tell you a lot.
Starting point is 01:14:49 You tell a lot about yourself. When you stank, big, you're coo-stay. You did. If you smell good, that may smell good. Might smell good. Just smell a woman ain't nothing like that. Even if you just let it's fresh out the shower, when y'all be putting on that,
Starting point is 01:15:05 whatever the fuck that kind of lotion is y'all be having. I don't know where your... Bath and body works. I told a big one time, bitch, you smell too good. God damn. to experiment all that shit. Sign preparation you used to make yourself smell good. Do that for your coochie too.
Starting point is 01:15:22 She's talking about what's wrong. That's, look, you smell that. Bro, the windmill. After that, that shit, what's you? Okay. Alright, okay. Real quick, ladies, quick question. If your coochies stink and you smelled it, would you admit it?
Starting point is 01:15:38 Nope. No, y'all won't. No, the fuck y'all won't. Y'all gonna use a baby wipe. They come right out. Like, nothing went wrong. She said, yeah, I would. How you explain that to a, nigga?
Starting point is 01:15:51 But that, you know what I'm saying? But, like, how would, like, if your buddy said, like, what would you say? Like, look, baby. Look, baby, okay? I've been jogging a lot. And my pH balance is thrown off because I've been eating a lot of lemon pepper, wet, sprinkle. And that's not good for my pH. Well, ladies, what if you, what if you were trying to?
Starting point is 01:16:13 explain that shit to your nigga, he was like, but baby, your kudja always think. I love you for who you are. That is hilarious. That is hilarious. That will humble you, bitch. You are really humbled. I love you as a person, bitch. This is humble if you're going to work all different.
Starting point is 01:16:30 Hi. What's wrong with you, Cheryl? Very much. I'm no smoking to him. Oh, they white, they tripping. Hey, nah, no, we ain't fucking with these white folks. Look at the white man back there, like, yeah, just waiting on McHugh. I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out.
Starting point is 01:16:54 God damn it, your niggas got paid all fucking ready shit. I ain't care nothing about this, blaze. It looked like somewhere you come see a motherfucker saying like this. Oh, don't do you know, diva, d'allee, dog. They're going to hear this shit in here. Oh, Christmas tree. All white people, Christmas girls, sung by the same white man. Have a holly, jolly Christmas, and Rudolph the red nose ringed deer had a very shiny nose.
Starting point is 01:17:24 Bitch, I'm over here smoking. Shut up. But they told, I had to put it out, bitch. I had to get my puffs all. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the one nice to know black people this Christmas holiday make sure you play all black Christmas gas we got some good shit in my mind this one even called oh oh christmas and this want to be green you know what I love you I love to hear though
Starting point is 01:18:04 round Christmas time what the temptation version of Rudolph the red nose who rained it Rudolph Randall's Reigny. That shit, oh, uh-huh. That's too old, my shit is that Luther. We got no damn Christmas song. My mama used to play that Luther Vandrars Christmas CD. Every year.
Starting point is 01:18:29 Each one? Each one? Every Christmas. On the street, yeah. Then you got that rats shit. ratchet shit. What are you going to do? Oh, that's my shit.
Starting point is 01:18:43 What are you going to get? Hold on. I just thought about so. They were saying the TLC song. I got a shout out. So I don't know if they're in here, but I bet they in here. Who? Anybody that work at the Atlanta airport. Oh, salute to the Atlanta airport. Y'all so got damn real.
Starting point is 01:19:03 I appreciate y'all. Y'all real. You know we'd be like y'all be helping us like a motherfucker. One day, a bitch, put me in the wheelchair. pushing me straight back to my gate I appreciate it boy lay down I got you if you do work at the airport
Starting point is 01:19:17 hey we fuck with y'all but stop stopping with the old people in the wheelchair and just talking to us that shit be true story I'm in Atlanta airport we're coming back from the show motherfucker see me from I'm like at gate B whatever the fuck he all the way in the back he said
Starting point is 01:19:33 Chico I'm like we're good bro he said I fuck with you hold up nigger the old lady looking like she can't even say nothing this nigga goes so fair he's talking to me I'm trying to tell him bro and take the picture nah bro that shit I'm forward that shit y'all be doing bro because like you DC and Carlo the way y'all do that shit the whole time no bullshit the old white lady just in the chair
Starting point is 01:19:59 yeah I love to see it when you're like bro you ain't gotta take her to her game like nah she got to I'll be like, no aisle, before she leave, bro, she could. I don't like y'all motherfucker to do y'all job too serious, though. Because I was late one time, and the bitch seen me late. Like, she's seeing me late. Like, she's seeing it in my face. I was on my face. I was. She's like, well, you're late.
Starting point is 01:20:22 I'm like, damn, man, if you cut through this, she was like, oh, I would, but you got to go that way. Bitch, you fuck wrong with you. I love to see them getting the hood chicks when they be pushing the old white people through the airport. And then you have to see them when, like, before they get there. They'd be asking them for a woman. Where's that black girl? Where's my purse? Where's my purse?
Starting point is 01:20:44 They're always looking for their purse. I'm like, bitch, you're racist. I'll cheat my purse through the better detector. That's why it's funny because they are racist, but they can't get through the airport. Without them, I! So you can see her, too. You can see it on their face.
Starting point is 01:20:58 They don't really want the pussy. You gotta get up, ma'am. I gotta do what? what? Why I gotta get up? Why I gotta go through the airport? You gotta get up for you got to get up, huh, shit, all my days, is hell. Bits, can you get a leg up? Why you look just like one of them? I feel bad for that little old white lady do, and she ain't no where the fuck she was at. Bish can't need to step out of the wheel until she's like shit, god damn it! Stupid, this ain't over. This nigga fly crazy. This is crazy. This nigga fly crazy. And no black TSA, hey, they just be watching the black, yeah, walk, bitch.
Starting point is 01:21:43 I've been had to watch straight up, boom, Martha, shit now. I'd be hating. I walk through the goddamn thing. You've been randomly selected for extra screening. No, the fuck I did. You know, I hit a button and tried to get me over it. And I think is like, all right, what am I do is I'm going to rub down here. And you have any problems, any back problems, any leg problems, any feet problems?
Starting point is 01:22:04 I'm like, nigga, how much of me is you trying to touch? What the fuck? My motherfucker's turn you, right? All right, I'm going to rub your back. All right, okay. Turn around. I'm like, nigga, that wasn't enough. No, turn around.
Starting point is 01:22:18 All right. All right. All right, no contraband. Okay, let's go over here. Then the next thing, you know, you're standing there waiting on your bag to come through, like, come on a bag. And then Atlanta airport got that little shit that pause. That stupid-ass invention.
Starting point is 01:22:34 That shit there, Paul, and you're sitting there like, alright, come on bag, get that motherfucker, you're like, fuck. You got to go to another lie, bitch, this shit, slow. The fuck-the-fucked up part is you know exactly why they pull that shit, that motherfucking two-paste. God, damn. I want you out to tell whoever created that invention, that shit, stupid, and it's slow, and you wasted a lot of people money, and you could have hired more black people. She got quiet. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:00 Well, one thing about Atlanta airport, they'll hire some niggins. Everybody worked them like. Shit, they ain't hire me. You were trying to copy that. I carried out three-four applications under three-four different names. I can't say that I blame them, but not doing that. Nigger told me they weren't hiring. I felt out of an application.
Starting point is 01:23:20 Another nigga name, they called me in. Walk in that motherfucker. He was like, I'm like, yeah. I can't get a job, bitch, I and snigger. Sneer didn't call me back That'd be fucked up You get on your plane You look at the window
Starting point is 01:23:36 You see DZ young flat Roasting the whole plane Ah, the plane ragli here Y'all on that I've been high here Skin the shit out of here But nigga I can imagine You're pushing no old white people
Starting point is 01:23:47 Through no motherfucking airport They'd have been in the road A complaint about you immediately Who up in that little skinny guy He said I was a little ugly ass girl I'd have been telling the truth I don't even know what he meant
Starting point is 01:23:58 He just kept saying Oh, no, I'm just, girl. I'll have been pushing their ass like, down that bitch, thing. Shit. Fuck that part. You're peed on herself, fuck. All true.
Starting point is 01:24:11 You are, you're a terrible person. This bitch, this is a 30-minute ride. Jekin'all dude's sitting here like he's in trouble the whole time. You're good, my name? Yeah, nah. Nick ain't here with his teacher. They're on a class assignment. So you want to be a comedian?
Starting point is 01:24:30 Pay attention. So good, niggins, all good. Niggins do the project. Saluted my man right here. You got this dread locks like DMX hand when he killed that nigga in belly.
Starting point is 01:24:41 That's what it is. God, damn, boy. He's a real rusted for him. Yes, sir. They got a fro-air dreads. Look, niggas get nervous when we get to fucking with the crowd. He was like, oh.
Starting point is 01:24:50 Rubbing their knee and shit. They're like, here he can. Oh, yep. We see you, nigger. It's that time. Think of it got to go to the bathroom. You ain't got to the bathroom. I see two niggas with a chico bean bany on.
Starting point is 01:25:02 You see them? What are they? Oh, that man right there with salute to you, Nick. They'll rob you. Better stay away. This nigga right here, hires a motherfucker. He don't know what's going. My boy right there, I got a big-hand foolhead.
Starting point is 01:25:16 Shit! Who? Tell what he won for Christmas a lot! Nigger want a scarf to hat they got them foothead. What? I see you been late in here pregnant, been fucking, fucking. Fucking fucking. Where you at?
Starting point is 01:25:30 That's the dude. That's the dad. You did this? Oh, what you're about to have? A little girl. Yeah. Congratulations. Oh, buddy, I have a little girl.
Starting point is 01:25:41 Having all that sex. I laugh. Every time I see a pregnant woman, I'd be like, oh, she been fucking. Yeah, wrong. They're fucking wrong. It's got never in. A little fast man.
Starting point is 01:25:53 Look, huh. I been fucking rock too. Look, nasty, bitch. Oh. Oh, I love it. Vain Dick. Well, did you know when that, when it's the nut and strong, then you give you that strong, goddamn.
Starting point is 01:26:04 Ugh. Ah! Yep. That's a baby, yeah. I felt that one. Maybe I have fucking wrong. Really thinking they can't have a baby. Man, I can't believe she's pregnant.
Starting point is 01:26:15 What happened? You use a robber? Nah. I can't, I didn't think I could get nobody pregnant. Why? Look at me! Because I've been nothing in the bitches all my life and never did. Did you come out?
Starting point is 01:26:27 No. Nick, look at me. You gonna have a baby every time. Every time. Yeah, really, I have fucking raw. We don't know why they have a baby. I don't know how she got pregnant, though. Look at me.
Starting point is 01:26:43 That's crazy, Atlanta traffic so bad. These motherfuckers still ain't got here yet. Oh, they're gonna pull up, man to jail. They think they can transfer their ticket. Oh, we do transfer it to it now to call. No, you won't. You'll get up here and be a fight outside. Then we had the ladder. It's been a nigga on top, man.
Starting point is 01:26:59 These are pussed, niggas. I ain't he'd show up. I could have said down there, Mike. See what I'm saying? They took all that little money. Y'all had to go to the second level and the third and the fourth. And the field. We fuck a child on top. And then you get them tickets up there.
Starting point is 01:27:16 We got to get ready to get out of it. We got to know what the show to do. We didn't leave. We're going to cut the lights on to run the motherfucking light bill up. Today want a nigga to smoke. This is a second. to last show of 2019 of 2019 we got some shirts and some shit to give away we got a lot of shit give away yeah y'all make some noise we have a lot of shit
Starting point is 01:27:41 it's big who wants a big sweater from me my name is chic o'bain and I am looking to give this away Who? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Sweller, who wear the bix? You already got a shirt. Hey, look at the teacher. I want one.
Starting point is 01:28:10 All right. I want one. You know what? Since you sing on that cave in here with your brother, here you go. I want one. There you go. We ain't got no more.
Starting point is 01:28:21 We better go to wash you want to get some more. Burlington Coat Factory. Look at the ratchets. They're from Scott in. Hey baby, how you doing? You want a shirt? I might call you, Oh, I love you too, baby.
Starting point is 01:28:43 Oh, thank you. Oh, I love you too. She gave me a lighter with Pisces on it. I appreciate you. Got a damn, let him bouncer, man. So look to all the Pisces in here. Ooh, yeah. Certified, certified, certified.
Starting point is 01:28:59 I want to smoke so bad. Let's fuck that white people when I brought down all that's got that money. Nick and I need five, blood. I love y'all. In all, sir. You know how we do it. We sold the show out, so we got to get a picture. And we got to say this.
Starting point is 01:29:15 Atlanta, listen, we started this podcast in Atlanta. Yes, we did. And love you too, baby. but over the years y'all have been asking us every time we come to Atlanta airport every time we're anywhere in the city y'all been like man come
Starting point is 01:29:32 we're gonna fuck with y'all and y'all prove that by selling out two shows tonight at you look and we got that look for the 20 for 2020 we're gonna do like three Atlanta shows so we hear y'all and we're supposed to do like
Starting point is 01:29:47 five shows today because this bitch sold out soon as we posted it so thank y'all for this and we love you out of Tell up the shit we did for 2019. We sold over 80,000 tickets independent. Over 50 million hours watched on YouTube. Over 30 cities, man. Over 30 cities.
Starting point is 01:30:05 1.3 million subscribers on YouTube, and it started right here in the city of Atlanta. And y'all have been showing us love from the jump. We love y'all so much Atlanta. We promise we're going to keep pushing this thing. Y'all stand up. Let's get this picture, man. And make it the biggest thing in the world. Turn your lights on your phone.
Starting point is 01:30:19 Turn your lights on your phone up top everywhere. Hell yeah. We're gonna get down, get down. That is not used to hand up. Look, turn your shit on so you get into the pitch. Still down, low. Atlanta, we are out here. Atlanta, we are here.
Starting point is 01:30:50 Now shall we lie y'all! Atlanta, give it up for the 85th show one more time! We love you, Atlanta, you guys are officially 85 for tennis. I need y'all to give it up for Chico Bean one more time, Atlanta! Give it up for DC Y'all Fly one more time! Give it up for Carlos Miller one more time, Atlanta! Make sure you go on YouTube and subscribe to the 85 South Show. Tell somebody what you've seen here tonight.
Starting point is 01:31:37 We got the 85 South Show band up here tonight. We're gonna start off. What's the name? Three, two, one. My man, Akeal, on the tuba is kill. You got to do something for the people. Hang it on track When I say you, I can see it.
Starting point is 01:31:57 Y'all try. Come on, sweetheart. Come on, sweetheart. Come on in here, six. Let me tell ya something. You don't know, man. You're good, come on. Y'all come back.
Starting point is 01:32:13 Hold on. All right, here we go. Come on. Three, three. Two, one. One. One. What I do in my house is what I do.
Starting point is 01:32:24 It ain't nobody business. See my friends. They love it. This left couch. Watch again. It's brown. I love it, though. I love it.
Starting point is 01:32:40 Here we go. Three, two, one. One more. Three, two, one. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Come on, Ney.
Starting point is 01:32:52 Look, man, I'm bet. You're good. Y'all see me in Arkansas and I'm big. What's up, Mom? Uh-uh. Sleep, me, office. Me, my mom, tonight. You're thug.
Starting point is 01:33:04 I'm gonna put in my mother to reach y'all. I'm gonna'all. Oh, man. Oh, man. What are you? Fuck y'all, look. Hey. Fok you mean.
Starting point is 01:33:15 You got it in the middle. What is my thing? I don't know. Who got it? Man, y'all had to vote on it's a bad bitch! Okay, here we go y'all. Okay, here we go y'all. Yeah, I think they left.
Starting point is 01:33:28 Oh. They left with that without their phone, too. No, no. I said, I guess. Congratulations on y'all last show, man. Last show. We'll be y'all again next year, right? Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 01:33:41 Thank you, man. Thank you. I told me something different. Huh? They're saying they never talked to me? No, they're saying they're saying they never. Talk to nobody. So I guess whoever got in here.
Starting point is 01:33:52 Hey. It was someone else that show. Thank you, Mom. Thank you. I'm saying what they're going to say about. The show. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:34:01 I'll just tell you like this. What I do in my house? Three. What I do in my house? Two. One. One more. You listen.
Starting point is 01:34:11 Three, two, one. I pay the bills, okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We should just support. Listen.
Starting point is 01:34:18 I pay bills. Come on, sweetheart. Come on, Frank Lucas, Auntie. Nice, Judge. Come on. It's Frank Lucas, his great niece. There we go.
Starting point is 01:34:30 It's still cocaine in the family. You want... Three, two, one. One more, baby. Three, two, one. Everybody thought Frank Lucas was the... It was his auntie who she had this. A mom.
Starting point is 01:34:44 Thank you, babe. You know how you had she. I ain't have shit. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:34:53 Slam. Slam. There we go. Three, two, one. One more. Three, two, one. There you go. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:35:06 Thank you. Thank you. One more real quick. I got you. One more real quick. The entire, from like 12 years. Two for one.
Starting point is 01:35:17 Three, two, one. Two, one. Two for two money. Yeah. Thank you. All right. You got a lot. You need to do.
Starting point is 01:35:28 Two down. Two down. Oh. I'm sorry about him. How you do that? You're all right? You got a lawyer? You need a lawyer?
Starting point is 01:35:40 I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I told her. Three, two, one. One. Don't give a toe! I don't get my toe! The left foot big toe her so bad is making the right toe hurt even more so I need double the money.
Starting point is 01:35:58 Y'all are crazy. It's called Phantom Tum. Let's tell you need to call. My lawyer. That's all. What's his name? What's his name? Oh, that's all right.
Starting point is 01:36:09 That's all right. There she go over there. Can't do it in every commercial. Is there a lawyer? Lawyer, we got a slipping ball. You better run over here I don't know who she got on the case, but this last year For real
Starting point is 01:36:27 She's super fall She had a small Give me on this picture Two, one Three, two, one Now this is serious, she got some money on the table I don't know what she said Come on, they have a juice A-T.
Starting point is 01:36:51 What? What? They are juicing. She's an El-Talien. Cheese steaks and pizza. Here we go, y'all. Three, two, one. You're gonna be all right, okay?
Starting point is 01:37:05 They're gonna sit in the car on the way down. Three, two, one. Laughing y'all last on. Okay. Okay. Now, this might be the business I've seen. It might be. It might be.
Starting point is 01:37:26 You guys love you. It's scary. How you go? Yeah. What is that? Y'all is safe. This is safe. Here we go, y'all.
Starting point is 01:37:40 Three, two, one. I know. Three, two, one. We're a record home. This is like that. Here they go. We knew they were coming. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:00 You got your shit done like Josephane Banks. Yeah. Three, two, one. One more. Three, two, one. Go for Vegas. There we go. 3211.
Starting point is 01:38:13 I found that they're usually like... I found that they're usually like... actually really cool people. Three, two, one. You know what they're like that? The world's causing. The world's constantly judging. Hey, man.
Starting point is 01:39:12 Yeah, la. You got me out. Yeah, but the room was dead quiet. Hey, but you're a freak, man. Boy. He thought he'd be talking, so he got quiet. Oh, yeah. That nigga said, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:29 Boy. That was a very great, boy. You know, I thought he was saying that to myself. Boy. Talking out loud, okay? Talking out loud, brother. Uh, yeah. Fuck!
Starting point is 01:39:46 They sound like a family guy character. Fuck, come on. Ooh, yeah, those tits. Wow. Just gonna walk in front of me with those tits like that? Oh yeah. Call me cat daddy. You're a daddy.
Starting point is 01:40:02 Those tits. What the fuck? He just... Like you. Here we go. Three, two. Yeah. It was something else that made to say that.
Starting point is 01:40:15 What is? Two. Yeah. That was that big. Huh. Yeah. That was that move. Can I watch that mat?
Starting point is 01:40:28 Boy? Me. I heard. Same phone with these three legs. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Make sure shit. Bid, drop the nigga IG trying to be slick.
Starting point is 01:40:38 trying to be slick she gonna be here by the picture Oh, we're making, see that. Yeah, that's nice. It's the best rap in making right now. Three, two, one. Y'all don't go by baking. Fuck around me, you win the clearly, you baking. You're crazy.
Starting point is 01:41:21 What are you wrong? At about one. That was it. Same, honey. Can you go in cigarettes? Make sure my key in my hoodie. It's in my, uh... Come on, Alabama.
Starting point is 01:41:33 What about about? This shit, this is moving, though. This shit's smooth, right? Why don't you ain't wear your eyelashes up here? Listen, I do, it's falling on. I'm talking about that coat. Oh. No, that coat,
Starting point is 01:41:50 it's nice. Thank you. I want a coat made out of my same in the arena. Okay. And three, two, rain, though. She let the window down in the car. She let the window down in the car.
Starting point is 01:42:06 My shit got rain on me. We got beat on. I love. What's up? You just got jumped yesterday. What you doing all right? You're doing all right? You're doing it.
Starting point is 01:42:18 You're doing it. You're doing it. What are you? What are you thinking is mad? Thank you. Three. Two. You're a bitch up.
Starting point is 01:42:29 That's why they can't fuck with you. I hit the jump in. Three. One more. Three. Two. Two, one. There we go.
Starting point is 01:42:39 Okay, I need to take three to me and my baby back. Uh-oh. And three, two, one. You know, the mosquito girl, fayboos can fight. Ooh, yeah. Same phone, right? Yeah, I'm gonna do one first and then we have to one. This one.
Starting point is 01:43:00 Here we go. Three, two, two, she was. That one. She got a ball. She got no one. I know y'all. Three, two, one. She ain't got no guns.
Starting point is 01:43:09 She's going to fall. She's killing me. She got five shots. Okay. Ain't nobody got time to play with you holes? I got five shots. I want to kill on you holl. You're not playing.
Starting point is 01:43:20 Three, two, one. One more. Three, two, one. Man, we got sorry. Whatever is it. Thank y'all. Not doing. See you in there. Come back. They're doing a separate same camera.
Starting point is 01:43:40 She got that quick touching shit on, yeah? Yeah, there it is. And that park you mean it, yeah, there it is. Here we go y'all, three, two, one. One more, three, two, one. Okay, quit touching, see. Come on, man. So he can touch everything.
Starting point is 01:44:01 He can touch everything. That's how cat said what he said to shard like she talked about lozzi. That's how passionate he wasn't there. Oh yeah. That's fair, man. She's nothing right now. She knelt right now. What fuck you're looking for?
Starting point is 01:44:25 I'm looking for you. Bitch, you're trying to get tatty? Come on the hand, baby, look on. Come on, I got my hand now, baby. Come on, DDG! Take me bad to the man, how they? Hurry up, nigga. Touch, all right.
Starting point is 01:44:50 I got to. Go ahead, buddy. All right, I'm gonna take your picture. Three, two, one. The name of Jesus. That's all you want. That's all you want. Make dreams come true a day to five times.
Starting point is 01:45:12 Oh my God. You didn't rule my name. Hey. I'm sorry. You got TV. We got TV. It's in the bill. Shit take it long than the first time. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:45:31 One, two, and one. One more, three, two, one. Ready to go to sleep. She didn't take it long in the first one round. Oh, hey, la. Oh, man. I don't know how long that I can be nice. I'm letting you do this shit.
Starting point is 01:45:47 Let's take a little long. Let's rule that line. Come on, babe. You're laughing. You're laughing. Oh, no. Look at us, ready to go slug! I'm looking too good.
Starting point is 01:46:02 Okay. Looking like the love, see. Here we go, man. Three, two, one. One more. Three, two, one. Not right now. Do you ever just want to make love?
Starting point is 01:46:17 I said, ooh, do you want to make love? So you want to only? Thank you so hard. We're here. Come on, baby. Let me try to make it. Oh, you remember that old doesn't count? The one you can't go to sleep too long, you wake up sweating.
Starting point is 01:46:39 I did, it was like three chicks. Crazy, man. It was three girls. And they showed me like the DM or something. I told the security that they were clear to stay. You better have a long clock. Did they say they got kicked out? Have a long time.
Starting point is 01:46:57 If they're still out. Are they out? I'm sorry. I'm not. I can't get. I can't get it. I can't get around. We should have to have two hugs, baby, girl.
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