The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - A Real Nigga Comedy Show - Stardome Roast Session W DCYoungFly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 126

Episode Date: April 13, 2018

The 85 South Show went down to Hoover Alabama right next to Birmingham for 3 Sold out shows on a Sunday. DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean get the podcast going in this first of three shows with stand-up comedy, roasting, singing and rapping. You know they gone keep these mf’s acomin! If you don’t know what a podcast is, don’t worry this is just a real nigga show recorded live in Alabama. From family life with the baby and the kids to eatin booty nothing is off limits! KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ You never thought The 85 South Show would play the Stardome! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got... Today's in the building Say what, say what, say what Today's in the building

All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building With your stagging ass You're gonna be in New Year's In church With your stagin' ad You're gonna go straight back to work With your stagin' ad While your kids still playing up in dirt

With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternator don't work With your stagin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stanging ass O's saying you gonna be late for work With your stanging ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog

With your stanging ass You don't bend over see with the shit Tell it to fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun to hang with that shit But that's what I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me

She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid but I might jump on the Plain in Paule Vu or Lefonte because my del knows I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm out of Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tities Hey

Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hell niggum went to Germany and felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round but felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it and hot I make bitches mad like B.C. young fly. Bitch is walking out, bitch is pulling up.

I'll apologize. And then I say, I don't give up for I'm crazy man. I don't like a crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. If you give him some of that pussy, he'll give some of his dick to you. Give him some of that pussy girl.

I don't like asking. You come to that pussy, baby. I don't like asking. If the pussy is real good, then please don't give me some. But if this pussy is great, then Carlos really wants some of that pussy girl. I don't like that. Yeah. One more time, everybody.

Titties in the real. With them tities at. With them titty's at. Yeah. Tittin. Tittitt. Tid. Tittit. Tittit. Tittit. Tittis.

Tid. Tidit. Tidit. I love fucking white bitches for my ancestors. I feel like I'm paying hummus. I'm like, yeah, this is for my crick. Look at all the fellas. They know what that hate pussy is.

They make you feel guilty. She'd be, huh, come on, get it then. I don't want that mad pussy. No, you do that, you tell me, you keep that pussy. That's how the old 90s used to be, baby. That's how the niggas used to be in the 90s. Me and you. And why I keep with this point my day, bro?

Two niggas about to get in trouble by a stepfather. So what time I tell y'all to come home? I wouldn't even listen to no stepfather. No, but what time I say come home? The same time you put a hole at night? Yeah, but what time is it? right now. I know you're trying to show out for your little company, but see, that's why your ass going to be in the 10th grade again.

It don't need America. You don't pay bill? I don't pay bill. Well, look, your mama pay the bills. Your mama pay the bills. Hey. I ain't got to pay bills. My mama don't even like your ass like that. Well, your mama. Hey, hey, bruh, hey, bro. Hey, yo, where you go? I don't. Hey. You see, don't be like your little friend. He ignorant. A bad-ha kid tell you the truth. My mama about to dump your ass in two days. I said, be, be, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, I'm gonna be with you.

Vidaligo. Vita Lago. Vita Lago. Ville Lago. Vittalago. Villeigo. Villeleago. Oh.

Y'all retarded. Shout out to everybody in the club who got eczema. That's them old. Be good ass Tid. You better be good. Okay. What is the same? Team. Carlos Miller oh that means she bought some pussy for me i think she brought the pussy to the show

for me ain't god good on a sunday yes indeed he put it on a spirit now i'm gonna put it on the ass won't he do it didn't he do it ain't no way she'll wear a shirt with my name and don't have no pussy for your boy i came here With the dick with me. I brought the dick to Birmingham. I brought the dick to Hoover. I felt it in a spirit She need the dick. She want the dick. Who am I to keep the dick from her? He's he? Oh, this big bullshit. You ever got a motherfucker mosquito bite right here, nigga?

Yeah. Fuck you know about that? about that. I'm walking down the street looking like I'm confused in the motherfucker. Chico, I got a goddamn mosquito bite on the top of my head. I'm like, shit. Nicker like, you don't know where you going, partner? No, I'm straight. I just got bit on the top of my shit.

We appreciate y'all coming out. This is the 85 South Shore. If you do not know what a podcast is, don't worry about it. It's just, that's just the shit we call it on the internet. This is just a real nigger show. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's a blessings that's going come through here too. I ain't know how to go through all this. In the back time.

Take them out. We got tities in the build, yeah. With them, titty, titty. We got titty in no pizoo, titty. Titty. Tidit, titty. Tidit, titty, titty, titty, titty. We got tities in the pill.

It's a celebration Dance little brothers Don't give up the fight Hang on till tomorrow It's a celebration Dance little sisters Don't give up the day Hang on till tomorrow

Tonight we celebrate Black bodies on the wall Call it from years ago If it's spirits on the way that them tears, they fell slow. We're out here, Mike. You already know real scree shit, nigga. Y'all, you on saying, nigga, you don't know nothing about this shit, bro. Real scree shit, bro.

You know what I'm saying? My nigga, my nigga, my nigga, D.C., man, we real, man, I'm telling out of the trench here, bro. You know what I'm saying? Nigger used to a nigga that ain't any, that had no motherfucking shower in the crib growing up, bro. Mons used to have to stick her finger on the spot on the sink, brus and spray us, bro. Nick, wasn't never clean all the way, bro.

Always had dirt spots on his body, bro. Man, look at us, bro. Nigger ain't got a trap no more, even though a nigga still can, you know what I'm saying? Nick still get out there, get with the nigga, get on them brick, but this about this shit right now, bro. Rare street shit, my nigga. Fuck you time out. You know what I'm saying? Nick rolled down, you know, my D.C., you know, we only smoke on the finer gas that gelato.

You know what I'm saying? But it ain't spelled like the shit them other nigga smoking. And it's J-E-L-L-A-T-O, nigger, J-L-A-T-O-N-A-L-A-T-O-N-A-L-A-L-A-T-L-A-T-L-A-L-T-T-E-L-T-E-L-T-E-L-T-E-M-A-L-T. Type a nigga take a boo-B-U-B-A-R-B-A-T-M-A-T-B-D-A-D-A-D-D-S-E-B-D-D-D-S-E-B-D-D-D-S-E? She was like, all right, you cool? Oh, y'all, y'all made your shirts, huh? That be dazzled? What they call that?

It's bedazzled? Stand up, let them see you. Them nice shirts. I need to get me one of them. They come in like a 3-X. I'm kind of fat. You slamming in shape. Okay, y'all dating, y'all together or something?

Oh, sister, okay, I'm sorry? That's your dude right there. Well, where he get his shirt at? Which one of y'all's making the shirts and selling shirts outside? You cutting it to our profits? it now lady with the bun on your head that's you because they the bun kind of red and the shirt red you in the lipstick you're matching everything all right y'all give it up for shit black people coming out here on a sunday know y'all missing the late service of church but we appreciate it y'all

we're about to get this show started my name is cat from the 85 south show i brought some fellas with me y'all i got them boys with me they're in the back they're ready to come out here and act the fools It's my man, J-O-N right there. Y'all get up for J-O-N. He'd be strumming his ass all. I'm going to be real with y'all real quick for our brain chico out here. I ain't know where Hove, Alabama was. All y'all from Hoover?

Birmingham. Okay, Burm. Okay, that's what I thought. We need y'all to follow us on social media. Instagram. Subscribe on YouTube. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook, y'all. We black on.

We're doing this ourselves. Y'all give it up a black on. Some young brothers doing this ourselves. Don't nobody own us. Don't nobody tell us what to do. That's why they're free to come out here and say whatever they want to say y'all. These dudes gonna be the next kings of comedy y'all. Y'all seen them, right? Give it up for him. Y'all seen them. These dudes about to be the next kings of comedy. How many of y'all heard of my man d.C. Young Fly. How do y'all, how many of y'all heard of my man Carlos Miller? All right y'all, we about to turn this motherfucker out. Y'all, this dude I'm about to bring out here. He out of D.C.

one of the funniest comedians touring right now this man you've seen him on MTV he's half of the old school rap battle come on y'all you gotta start making some noise right now give him that energy y'all make some noise for Chico B B

B talking about a murder Burmaham what's up I'm still pipsy bitch so what the fuck is up Put the potter on the streets because I got big fucking nuts. Deming Fats from Louisiana in the flea wood land.

I deserve them mix some shit to put their things on their back. Got the pines on for four, because you know I just play two. Nick, a four, 30 from it, so I'm front in 42. He's going to pop and step 100 times 62. 24-8 is what I get. So, nigga, fuck what you do. If I told your cocaine numbers, you would think I was lying. Young-ass niggas niggas 22 is talking about their return.

In the game, in the game. Come in form with bins. Big-ass homes, too. When we entertain friends both bounce to the ounce coming fur in the shit I didn't got me 50 ounces out of bird in this bitch tighten up no slack Bitches checking my stock got some birds I sell a nigger some I go rock for rock Just got back from California kicked it would be legit put me down with purple chronic in that hurricane shit at the studio with toll man I wish I could stay I got the holl at master pikas we got money to make with big players from the south

Stacks jeez man like all I got a stack big geez man niggas say you won't to show you got nine grand i ain't rapin shit until my money in my hand south tex motherfucker that's where i stay getting paper from your bitches every goddamn day big paper i'm folding hoses on my motherfucking jock from all this dick did i behold in i hate clone men show it especially these fool this take i style and act like my niggas don't know it kick it with the trill niggas so your best not trip if you keep on popping shit my niggas empty in clips Ho-ass nigger. What's up, Alabama?

Fuck that. What's up, Alabama? Love this shit, man. Look at this club. Nick, I feel like a dream girl left this motherfucker. We are dream girl. Oh, we'll make you happy.

Niggum. I wanted to come out to that motherfucker, Mr. Big Ho-check, the white man ain't have it. I'm out on parole and I'm sitting on swore. The Cadillac outside with the matching bees and fold. Got the drag in the shop and got the brains blowed out. That's my shit. Sitting by the pool on my cellar phone, talking shit to my mama on my cellular phone. As to me when I'm coming back to Cali to see ya, cause you know when I come I bring that fire-ass reefer, nigger.

What last time you smoke some reefer, nigger? nigga. And a reefer in years, nigga. If any nigger in Alabama got the refa, I want to sack, nigga. I'm trying to get refa high. Love Alabama, man, because Alabama wasn't it. It's a real down. I'm from, you know, I'm from D.C., so I was influenced by a lot of down-south culture being from D.C. And I learned a lot about the South the first time I came to Alabama. The first time I came to Alabama was the first time I ever heard like that hole in the wall music. nigger that shit so gangster

them niggas to sing about anything I caught my lady yeah fuffing around with my other bitch I caught my lady that they don't stop

The mick's going to the verse I was on my lunch break at chick flannel And my supervisor came and said to me, I saw your lady down by the Jew joint. She was with big Earl. Damn I said, Earl. I'm like, nigger.

I love it. I'd have been torn around y'all city a little bit today. I'd like to do that when I come in. I always like to go check the surroundings out. out, uh, you don't get fuck about niggins in Birmingham, do they? Nick, it's a project right next to the hospital. I said, damn. They're going to make you know what the fuck going on over here, huh? You can't even walk through this bitch without feeling scared. You're like, well, they go my destination after I get

to building too, nigga. This shit. Then we fucked around and ended up in Inslee, nigga. Yeah, I know. Look at my man was like, whoa, I know, my nigga. That shit, crazy over there. I like to see hoods in different places, but man, y'all need Captain Planet and Inslee, nigga. You need that, nigga, there's some pollution over that motherfucker need to be taken care of.

Goodness, gracious. Look at y'all to make y'all own shirts? Oh, my God, y'all made y'all. That's why I love the South, man. Y'all was in there talking shit when y'all was making we're going to fuck them up with the glitter, bitch. We could just use

the pins, but when I put this red, glitter on this motherfucker and we gonna sit right in the front so we can see us shining nigger 85 south show glitter bitch glitter on my shit niggle how long it take y'all to make though who made em y'all y'all didn't make them y'all got a maid y'all took it to somebody and got a made that's what it is i appreciate that man look at them the niggas is slick though she didn't figure out how not to buy no merchandise niggas you're like no i already got one I'm sorry I already got one and you ain't got this one nigga so just sign this one so I can go ahead and get back to the house this shit is amazing man we got all these black people in here

at four o'clock in the afternoon on a Sunday man y'all said nigga fuck church today nigga D.C. Carlos Chico coming we're going to see them niggas yeah I feel y'all man this is amazing This shit is set up just like in school suspension. Nika, this ain't got the different tiers. You got my man right there with the... This nick got a goddamn bowtow on. What's up, gee? My brother, my brother.

How are you doing today, my brother? Are you good or are you great? Or are you blessed, my brother? Please do not let me see you eat anything with swine on it while we are in Birmingham, Alabama tonight, my brother. Love that shit, man. They have a lot of stuff to be happy for us, black people, man. I don't like how, you know, we always being put in the bad situations like we just the most fucked up people on the planet.

Fuck that being black is the shit. You all right? Being black is the shit. And getting old is a blessing. I don't know why the niggas act like getting old is a bad thing. Getting old is great, especially with all the shit that can kill you out here. I don't know why it took me to this point of life to realize you can die from fucking. die from fucking but man that scared me the other night listen it probably was the same time y'all

was making that shirt i was thinking about that shit i was like nigger i can really stick my dick in something and never return shit is crazy it's scary man and that's the thing you got to brighten up your life and stop worrying about shit you can't control like niggas always want to be in control the shit you can't control but when you think about how you really live your life you don't live like that nowhere you don't really give a fuck about stuff that you can't control for example how many niggas in here right now just make some noise if in your whole life you have ever read the terms and conditions of some shit anybody raise your hand if you didn't read the terms and conditions of anything you don't know what the fuck you signing up for soon as that terms and conditions come up

you scroll fast in a bitch let me get down to the bottom do you accept the terms and you sure do nigger. I want to play Tetris, my fuck. You didn't sign your whole life away to them niggins that made that shit. You don't give a fuck, so why you care about other shit? Don't make no sense. But look, man, I'm so glad to be here. J.O.A.A. you good?

You good? Yes, sir. That's what we're going to do. We're going to have a good time tonight. Y'all ready to keep this show going? I said, are you ready? Yeah. For me to bring out my next homie, yeah.

I said if you wap your hand so I can bring him out here Say you seen him on TRL seen him on TRL Seen them on your cell phones making you laugh like hell See them in the movies Seeing him everywhere But in Birmingham tonight, you're gonna see them right here. So start making some noise for my nigger, D.C. Young Fly. oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah you forgot to tell um you can find me and her pussy yeah

I cut this shit off! Boy, geeky the fuck we at, boy. Boy, what the roof at that bitch? Hold up, boy, this is a little-hand goddamn high school theater, but I feel like we're the bad kids in the high school. Y'all know everybody's about to get kicked out right. Fuck you. Oh, until you're up with that bun on her head, God damn.

You know, she can be some good-a-peach carb, look for you. You made the potato salad, stupid-assad, stupid-assad. This the nigger that bringing the bill, don't my... Out of the Bible, my God, oh! I ain't ain't gonna lie. I ain't ain't gonna lie. I brought my uncle with me. That nigga ain't never been nowhere.

I told that nigga pack your bag we're going to Birmingham. He's talking about, good. I always want to go overseas. Like, bitch, you still gonna want to go with those stupid ass. This is nice. We got people in the background

and a little session, little top golf. Hey, Top golf? That shit looked like Top Golf. You still got a nigga coming in? Okay. This shit, I ain't here. What's up, Player?

What's your name, brother? Jay who? J-D. J-D. Boy, you're a little hair with a deep-haired boy, Jay-D. Ugly? Why, get up. Why what you do, boy, living, Jay. JD.

I work at Mercedes. You work at Mercedes. Why out here you get a job at Mercedes, boy? I'll apply. I mean, that's how I go, dog. I tried, dude. That's stupid. shit, it ain't work for me.

You really know how to fix on cars, Nick? You know what you're doing to work at Mercedes, Ney. But first of all, first of all, the niggas who always work at car places ain't never got no car. You got a car? How'd the hell you can fix those shit you never had? Oh, you work online?

Oh, look, so you fixing cars online? Oh, I'm about to say, how the hell you drop a motor on goddamn Facebook? This book. This is... I forgot that power. Now, he can't go to work. Stupid.

Hey. Ah! Ah! I'm all these hands. Why you ain't laughing? You better start to move your shoulders. But I get on your head. You're acting like you're a drug here.

You're like, you don't know. Nobody here. You're like, man, I need to go home. I can be doing hell. Fuck wrong with you, girl You better smile It's a Sunday 5 o'clock stupid ass, girl

You better lay a life in it bit, you hear me player I ain't bullshit Matter of fact, what's your name, babe? Camsoda.com 4 slash 85,000 Gamsoda.com. Where are we going?

I don't know. Over slash 85 song. Okay. I think they get the picture. I think they get the picture. That's no need to watch the station. Go to Gamzota right now

until the 85 South show just sent you. Sign up for free. Or did I forget to mention? Yeah. We like a game. Fuck you over here. I'm on there right now.

Yeah, shit out. We got other things to do. Let's go. None of my business. Ooh, she wretched, bitch. Ah! That motherfucker, that being a $10 live, he weighed three hours to get in the club.

Oh, my God. I need to call on. A friend or left half, bitch. That's why you should have brought some extra money. Stupid. I don't know how I'll be walking when they're tired of being cold Oh my God! Oh my God!

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Oh, my God. Girl, you better start laughing. We got a whole hour of this shit. I can't wait. Y'all ready. I'm geek thumping this bitch. I ain't lying. I feel the love.

I feel the love. This next motherfucker that I'm about to bring out, man. He's an OG. This nigga is OG. You dig what I'm saying. You don't see this nigga everywhere. B.T. MTV.

All over comedy view. I'll start making some noise right now, Bramahel, for my doll, Carlos Miller. This is right. Let me find out, niggins. Yeah, yeah. Exposion, niggins. Hey. Let me find out you fuck niggas hang on a load.

I'm a turn up a little more. Twist the knob, take your hole. Hey, what's up, Bramaham? What's up, Hoover? What's up, Alabama? Turn that shit on. Turn it off. That's a gospel song.

And... Shit, you saw the old lady. What that by show? Let me find that. Oh, we ain't this bitch like a fetus tonight, boy. Hell yeah. How ya? This shit broke? Hey, glitter shirt.

Let me get one of them. Y'all shit kinda ice. What is they say? Team Carlos Miller. Ooh. That means she bought some pussy for me I think she brought the pussy to the show for me Ain't God good on a Sunday Yes indeed he put it on a spirit

Now I'm gonna put it on the ass Won't he do it? Didn't he do it? Ain't no way she'll wear a shirt with my name And don't have no pussy for your boy I came here with the dickwit me. I brought the dick to Berman Ham. I brought the dick to Hoover. I felt it in her spirit. She need the dick. She want the dick. Who am I to keep the dick from her? Oh, shit. Oh, we're going to have a good ass to have me here tonight, boy. Oh, what's up, big homie? How are you living?

Shit, you in hell, bro. That's your lady? That's your cousin. I feel you pimp. Let it. Let it. Let's Don't be known, man. Put it out there. Hell no, bro. That's my cousin, bro. Don't meet me, B.J. Leaning. Y'all laughing. That'd be the type of fat nigga hell. All the holes in Birmingham.

He got the hose at the pilot fighting that windest. Hell no. Who else we got in here tonight? Well, that ain't even tonight. We appreciate y'all coming out in the afternoon. We ain't think niggas gonna come. We thought this was gonna be the white people show. And y'all come to the later part.

It was sold out. Hell yeah. We selling these bitches out, bro. That's what I'm saying. We're bringing a great show. Fucking the ladies who come, they're coming back. Repeat customers. We, you know, no complaints. Who this dude y'all got with you?

In the crew. That's y'all cousin, too. Y'all fuck with your cousin in Alabama, man. That's motherfuck I ain't gonna do. You don't call your sister or your brother, but you'll call your Coole, you go on Coole. Meet me outside, Coole, bray you got them ugly as outside, Coole.

Ain't no place like Birmingham, bruce. This is some ghetto ass shit. It's in the country, but it's ghetto too. That shit going on behind the stadium? Oh my god. That project back there, what's it called? The shit, where they'd be having the football game, but there's some project shit going on right behind the

going on right behind it. You know that shit. All them little dirty-ass spots back there? I know about Birmingham. Got the candy lady on every street. Hell yeah. All the crack heads be out in the daytime. Y'all got a million goddamn crack heads.

They ain't just uptown. These motherfuckers are on the interstate walking up 20. Nephew! Oh, shit. I'm back single this season. Yeah, I ain't know that shit till the other day. I was on Instagram. I saw my girlfriend post a picture with her boyfriend.

Shit, I guess I'm back out here. I'm looking, though. It's a lot of potential. A lot of ladies out here that let their stuff go. Yeah. Yeah, you see you warming up a little bit, hair-ed legs, moustaches and shit. I ain't niggas ain't shit You ain't either You might as well come be one of us

Deep-ass voices Then the women who got good boys They sting you with it They don't even come outside It's about May 7 Yeah, those bitch is underground right now See all the ladies in here They got dudes, they committed, they're faithful

They could come out in public With Birmingham small If you fucking know if somebody gonna know it But out of all these seats I know it's a nigger sitting here right now heart beating real fast. He seen the girl he roared earlier today. Nigg got his whole life sitting beside him.

She knows something ain't right because this nigga ain't laughing all the way. You know the nigga Jack Giggler when he gets. It's you ain't it. The nigga is uncomfortable at hell, boy. Who you in hell with? Hey, that nigga ain't laughing. You better watch her on the front row. Say what?

She gonna let it be known. She looked like she could fight. She got four grades going straight back, bro. She'll beat a bitch up. Her mama and her auntie gonna pull up in a grand nail with some scrubs on. Bitch, who touched Kiki? What a egg?

This Birmingham. That bitch, grandma might pull up in the 9-8. Who touched my grandbaby? Yeah, yeah. Shout out to all the niggies in hell who sell weed. Not big bags, just a little bag. Steve Birmingham, niggas, a little bag, you to them, bro. Let me get a quarter.

This nigga brought back selling bags. I'm like, nigger, put all that shit in one bag. They're gonna give us the cell charge if they catch me with all these little bit of cocaine bags. Why is you putting weed in the cocaine bag, man? I think you selling weed one leaf at a time down. Get four more of these, we can roll a whole plump. Boy, the Star Dome, no, we're some real niggas.

They ain't even getting no new furniture for us. They just got some shit that they were about to throw away in the way. Ah, bring that back, bring that back. We are not through with that shit, no. This is the goddamn chair, your granddaddy, commit suicide then. They don't give a fuck about us. They got damn couch got bed books. They wouldn't even fucking with us

to them ticket starts selling We got damn Tickets starts to whatever you guys want to do Wait, whatever. Shit, it's My name's Bruce, I'm the owner I've been doing comedy 13 years They ain't never invited me to this bitch

Sell some tickets Well, whatever you want to do, it's whatever The chicken wings are on sale See, even black people know how to hide that idea of those shit. They ain't trying to throw no sheet or nothing over this. They didn't have to do us like that. Second show, get us a sheet. Somebody run to Walmart.

Y'all not about to embarrass us, motherfucking, taking pictures. We got the ash-hand couch. I worked too motherfucking hard. This part of a section of what the rest of it is. Man, I'm about to see, this the shit I'm talking about, see, this the shit I'm talking about. We appreciate y'all coming out. This is the 85 South Shore. If you do not know what a podcast is don't worry about it it's just that's just the shit we call it on the internet this just a real nigga show if you didn't go to church today don't worry we got you it's the

blessings that's gonna come through here too church ain't number three or more people anybody ever been know that don't block your blessing in here it might not be the it might not be your church blessing it might be like your hood blessing every nigger had I called a hood blessing before like when you driving home fucked up and you see the pole leave behind you for a little bit, then they hit the light and just scoot on besides you. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good old ad blessing right there. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, man, you have a fucking girl raw, and then you don't hear from her no more. And then you see her and she ain't pregnant, so you be like, I'm straight, good, good, yeah. Alright, let me stop. This could get real ghetto. Play me some pimping, man. We're about to move on to the pimping part of the show. Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute, that's two gangsters. This Sunday, two gangster.

I don't want to scare the people. Come on, man, give me, yeah, give me some shit like that. I take that. It's a beautiful shit. Welcome to the Star Dome in Hoover, Alabama. My name is Carlos Miller. I'm one-third of the 85 South Show. Yeah, it's a couple of the eight-five South show.

Yeah. There's a couple ladies looking at me strange. I do look like the nigger you used to fuck with. These niggas like me everywhere. Don't never forget that. I would like to invite my co-host back. My man Chico Bean. Yeah, yeah.

One of the smoothest niggas out here. My man, D.C. Young Fly. You'll never meet nobody who give more. less than a fuck. Then these people you're looking at right now. Who are these two white girls with? Who they with? We don't want one.

This looked like a set up. All this room, they put them right there. These bitches, the police. I know two young white girls, they don't know shit about us. Come on now. We ain't falling for this shit. Who? There we go.

We in there. Who, yeah. That's that one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that one. Hell yeah, that's how you doing. One of two, three, four, Cinco, say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I knew that was that one right there. We're going to have some fun tonight, bitch.

Oh, it's going to be stupid. Stupid. Hey, Carlo. What? Fuck. When you say that's how the grand daughter to catch him, granddad. Hey, man, when you say that shit, I'm going to kill myself for real. God, man.

This ashy-ass furniture. This ashy-ass-burniture. This actually-ass-burniture. They had I ain't niggas sell weed on the couch. This couch used to be outside on the porch. At somebody untie-trap house. I'm a little fooling. I bet if you digging this bitch,

there's an old bag of weed. You know what this couch got? What? This couch got vita. That's what Michael Jackson had. This couch got Vidalago. Michael Jackson has Vidal. Say it one time.

He had Villeigo. One more time. Ville like oh. Ville loco. One more time. I said Ville logo. What do you have? I said Vee, Vee, me,

Vig, me, be like go. I'm going to be with you. Ville Lago. Vilaigo. Fidilago. Fidylago. Fidylago. Fidylago.

Fidolai go. Fidiligo. Oh. Y'all retarded. Shout out to everybody in the club who got eczema. This couch got eczema. You cook the lift and signed up a little higher. Almost hit myself in an eye.

What is this made out of? out of cardboard down this where the rest of this couch went yep quit touching shit before it fall quit touching shit y'all that shit hung up with a hanger it's a fishing line string do you see the christmas lights on the wall on the du rag material You, niggie, this shit is... Oh, duread material. Oh, it's made out of duress. All of this club freaky hell.

He used to be a sex club. He could be coming here by himself, naked, just walking around. Walking up and got them, damn down steps, just negative as a motherfucker. This shit is crazy. Oh, shit. I ain't know we were giving away a TV, nigg.

Boy, your tigies out. We put it to see what it. Hey, D.C. Oh, shit. D.C. D.C. That shit was so funny. I had the goddamn.

Fah. Fah. For your tits out and win a TV. This ain't in a real TV, man. You loo this shit, you fucked up. Oh, shit. Oh, my God, man. Niggas is retired.

Oh, shit. Everybody recording. How you're looking? She's making sure you're getting footage. Get your footage. Yeah, it'd be in work, bro. Oh. You can tell icebreaker to a nigga.

Hold on. Hold on. I can't take it, bro. To get the other side, D.C. Hold up. bruh, this nigga really plugged the TV up. You had to see if it worked. Hey, all real, nigga, no, but you can't say

no broke-ass TV, John. Oh, shit. Time out. Y'all see goddamn Grandpa ghost making the chair right back in four and five, cell. Nigger, stop playing with me. I bet through a lot. I know one thing, I'm not sitting my ass on this couch.

They try. I don't feel cause of sitting there that shit. No. Bro, they tried. Oh! A nigga, I ain't gonna do it, it's fall. A black man not falling. Don't give a fuck.

What happened? Not in front of all y'all, y'all, become the comedians. Hey, yeah, yeah, that were fun of a jig up. How your back feel, big head, that? Cumb man, nigga. This is a real trap. This way you hide the weed in.

This shit here. Nigga, this is a motherfucker magician's shit. He's a bunnyrabbing seats, motherfucker. This is suburban seat. That's what that is. Oh, shit. That they third row. This is what they gave us for the ambiance, nigga.

They gave us a club menu with a napkin in it. A nigga got a free ticket for giving it third seat up. Y'all be careful on that. Yeah, we definitely careful on that couch. You're gonna have to stand up and shake your clothes up. Yeah. No roaches, honk. We can't wear these pants no more.

Oh shit. I feel like this couch came with suspended license. I just need this. Oh, like this couch. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah. Now, get up off that carpet.

Nick, you see this copy? They look like funeral home. Yeah, exactly. I'd have been to a cubby funeral home. God damn casket lining carpet. Oh, look, like, people don't need that much like, fuck you saying. Oh, shit. You can see us, Nate.

This is thinking, I'm brightening up, because he can't see him. Which is a little stupid eye. I hear him, but I can't see him. They better get off that couch, I know that. 4-0-2. Ah! Hey, they had the redneck dude talk a minute that count. Now, listen here, I know you do comedy down there,

but a little buddy of mine got a piece of a sectional he's not using. It'd be great to put it on stage for, like, when you have black people on there. He might well let us smoke some weed on there. You think so? Hey. Look at the nigger who rode the blump, but he was scared to smoke in the car. Stupid-a-a-a-a-nig. The Polibe ride, man.

I can't get no, I can't get no daughter char. Hey, he light-skinned, too. Hey, what a single lady is there tonight? Did they make it? Where y'all at? Single ladies. Oh shit. Time on the back.

They were waiting on somebody. Time about D.C. The ladies that made the shirts, y'all single? Oh shit. You ain't have to be single. They got time to make shirts or shit. I bet y'all got designs cut y'all coot your head, don't you? Like, nope, I ain't gonna be regular.

Nope, I'm gonna cut a butterfly. My shit. They're gonna see how talented I'm is. Why you make the shirts, motherfucker? You know we sell them. You know we sell them. Like me coming to your restaurant with food. Stupid that, girl.

Bitch, we eat cook food. What you're trying to say? This shit nasty? Like, you knew you were coming to a place to eat the motherfucker. The dude she was fucking with came out the room and saw her making the shirt. That's cute as fuck. Who that is right there?

Behind you right now. That's her cousin. Oh, that her cuddled. Big four head out. Oh. Leave my alone, brother. I say this. Hi, I go, D.C.

Leave him alone, bro. The salute headline. You know how you go over your family. Remember how you see that love, that little new relative, but you're like, who the fuck that thing here, by? That hell.

Just walking in hall like he already knew you. What's up, Cud? No, ain't no Cud. Hey, to all the niggins in here who hairline is on his way out, let it go, man. You're wasting your time trying to say that motherfucker, man. Your shit is. Running from your eyebrows, niggas, stop.

That's a hard one to accept. It is a hard one to accept. No more shape up. I'm going to ball, too, right here. Now, I accepted it. So my shit just need to come on. They need to come on with a lute so I can know I need to shed this shit out. Yeah.

You're a young, nigga. You got about 10 more years. You better ball. Girl, afro. Hell no. Yeah. You're going to miss it when it's gone. Yeah, when that shit gone.

It ain't coming back. Then you're going to have a different set of problems. Nick, you ever got a motherfucker mosquito bite right here, nigga? Yeah. Fuck you know about that I'm walking down the street looking like I'm confused in a motherfucker Chico

I got a goddamn mosquito bite on the top of my head I'm like shit nigga like you don't know where you go on partner nah I'm straight I just got bit on the top of my shit You ever forgot you was baldheaded and got under their hot-ass water in the shower and turned you into a whole bitch

Yeah and I put their bald head under their hot ass water Oh that shit they intended on that hill myself. You ever do some, you have to hug yourself. Oh, shit. Jesus. Shaving, nigga. You cut yourself shaving me. You got to shave that. Get a high cut. Me. Fuck you shave. Man, that hair cut don't work. There ain't no beard, stupid eye. They dig at a haircut don't work. Them clippers don't work on my shit, man. My shit still, I'm a, I'm a bald nigga with a headline. Carlos said it. Like, you can still see what my shit's supposed to be, but it didn't

grow right here. Nick, I know, look at your face. Look, it's fucked up. I'm still trying to hair. You got to shave your head. Yeah, you got to shave that shit. You gotta shave it. Damn. See, now take that shit off look like somebody's father. Now, he was acting up, when?

I'm sorry, Miss Johnson, you won't have that problem Monday, I bet you that. That'd be the father that'd be acting like they're going to do something. Right? That ain't talking about shit. Fuck you, dad.

Fuck you, dad. So I heard you got suspended off the bus again. So you must think them people at that school playing with you, huh? Them people ain't playing with you. The teacher got her damn education. I'm having flag back, bro.

Yeah, you gotta stop that shit, loosed. That shit felt a little too real. I almost said I'm sorry. I'm going to this nigga, bro. We both look at this nigga like, man, why I keep supporting my day, bro? Two niggas about to get in trouble by a stepfather. So what time I tell y'all to come home?

I wouldn't even listen to no stepfather. But what time I say come home? The same time you put the cahole last night? Yeah, but what time is it right now? I know you're trying to show out for your little company, but see, that's why your ass gonna be in the 10th grade again. It don't need a matter, cause you don't pay bill, I don't pay bill.

Well, look, your mama pay the bills. Your mama pay the bills. Hey. I ain't got to pay bills. My mama don't even like your ass like that. Well, your mama. Hey, hey, bruh, hey, bro. Hey, yo, where you're going?

I don't, hey. You see, don't be like your little friend. He ignorant. A bad-ha kid, tell you the truth. My mama about to dump your ass in two days. Hey, hey, hey, that's all right. That's all right. That's all right, cause look, I ain't got to be here.

I know. Hey, hey, your mama asked me to be here for your ass. Yeah, you don't want to listen to nobody, huh? Yeah, okay. Yeah, you got it all figured out. Hey, bro. You got it all figured out. You can't even get a fucking job at Taco Bell,

but you know every goddamn thing. Hey, I play 2K with you tomorrow, brother. No, sit your ass down. Sit your ass down. He ain't got to go running in my house, bro. I pay more bill than that nigga do. That's what he think. Earl.

That what he think? Niggins ain't Earl, bro. My mama go to a talk to a nigga named. That's all right. That's all. Don't know if I respect that knee. We'll see when your mama get here. I ain't never invited that thing to them to school reunion.

Clean that goddamn room up. Mr. No, it all. Yeah. She got quiet. Can't wait for your ass to graduate. If you do that, me and your mama. Hey, nigga Carlos. We're about to put a deck on this motherfucker.

Hey, time out close. While you sit in that chair. like that, we gotta make sure the white girls don't get no teacups, nigga. You'll be in the sunken place in that chair, nigga. You're gonna sink down into that, motherfucker, man, yeah. White women, we own you. Everybody, pay attention.

Where y'all from? Here. How y'all know about this show? Wilden Out. This ain't Wildin' out. Nick Cannon ain't coming. He huts. Ain't no ugly. They be promoting our shit on Wilding Up. I ain't know. I ain't know that shit.

That was lit. Boy, it's some Birmingham niggas in here. I see my man right there. Not you, Nick. What you don't get your sprint walking ass on? I'm talking about the big gays. The nigga right there. You look like you manage your enterprise.

That's what I'm dead. Yeah, we only have premiums available if you can just, for 35 more dollars. I can upgrade you to something nice like a Camero or maybe a Nissan Maximum. I knew this was going to be a real nigger show when you look outside and you see that Crown Vic sitting on them 28. What they got the Alabama logo in the rim, then it had the two flags on the back with the Alabama.

Like, yeah, that's a real niggas in them. I fucked this show, but I ain't, look all the people up there at Topgall thinking they're special. Damn, I didn't even see that. Y'all can't even see that. They're tithertoed. They got this motherfucker behind a bulletproof glass. You didn't look at a line up on that motherfucker.

The way she just forgot about y'all three times. Man, okay. Okay. Bro, we really at the crib, man. This shit. Oh, shit. My face isching. Oh, shit.

I'll put my face on it. Ha ha. He put his face on that couch. Hell, yeah. D.C. He forgot that quick. I'm not turned in the mic. Your shit going to be itching.

How the fuck that shit get in my mouth? Brother, this a gangster-ass shit right here, boy. If you ain't never been to Alabama, this is the time to be here. They got us staying at the old-ass house, my name. Oh, for real. Old-ass house. Oh, that's how old. You hear gospel music.

Soon you walk in. Ain't know old. But they had wages, though. They what? Yeah, they had two white women in there. We was nervous as fuck. Like, hey, man. Yeah, we got a.

Like, y'all know we have been beat this motherfucker, right? Yeah, exactly. with your hands up. Excuse me ma'am. We're coming to stay here. Oh, you guys are fine. We're just, we're just washing clothes and making sure you guys are straight. I said, oh, shit, we got white maids, nigga. I might need to get out of Alabama. This shit ain't record.

As a black man, there ain't nothing scarier than a random as white woman just walking through the house. That was my first. Who white woman is this? Exactly. I was scared in the motherfucker. I don't want no problem. I'm like, everybody dick up, right? Ain't nobody dig up. She in my eye. I'm like, shit. The bitch

that she fin to get all work. I love fucking white bidsies for my ancestors. I feel like I'm paying homage. I'm like, yeah, this for my great, great, great, great, great, great, granddaddy, bitch. I don't want nothing to do with you. You stupid. I like black pussy. You got to tell him, like, I like black pussy, sorry.

You gotta leave him with, hold, I'm gonna call you, but I like black pussy, sorry. I'm sorry. Black pussy got that shit in it that make you a better man. I'm telling you, that shit has started making you do right. Like you got, that's why you got to make sure you get a nigga a lot of pussy because it won't, it wear off at about 24 hours. Like after your girl fuck the shit out you, that's the best you're gonna be for the next 24 hours. Your nigga, like, bro, we got some freaks at the career.

Like, bro, y'all go here, y'all, y'all nigh, wow. Yeah. Hell now. now. Either it can go both way. It can either be like, you can be a good nigga or you'd be irritated. Because, you know, the before effect can make you be

like that because you know your back is. Talk to me. But once you get the pussy, you're like, man, I'm saying that good, really. Because you ever felt like you liked the bench and then after you bustling up? You see, that's the problem. You see, you didn't recognize what kind of pussy she gave you. Sometimes women can give you some hate pussy. Look at all the fellas. They know what that hate

pussy is. They make you feel guilty. She'd be, Huh, come on, get it then. I don't want that mad pussy. Nah, you do that, you tell me, you can't be fucking mad, bitch. Hell nah. You can't be fucking me bad, bitch. I want it willingly. I just learned that word, willingly.

Willingly? I say it right, too, willingly. That willingly? How do you say it like willingly? Willingly. Willingly. Willingly. Yeah, go ahead.

Get a sin. I look the pops up there with the sky blue can go on. I see you play an old school in there. Oh, but I see him? Yeah, buddy. That nigga do the little top shit. I bet $100 you can't find the top. I bet you $100.

I'm following you, motherfucker. Pops type of nigger be in the club dancing like this. You can skate old school. Oh, skate. Ah. Whoa. Oh, bouts. Ah.

Hey the nigger from the 70s, bro. That shit makes him flash bad. Just had to do watch a thing in the cover. Like, yeah, just start singing that shit. Oh, skate. Oh, somebody's singing that song. Oh, bouts. Oh, somebody's singing that song.

Hey, man. How old that y'all, G? Sam, Nate? Huh? How? How old that yo, G? Well, got 45. Get the fuck out of here.

You ain't no goddamn 36. Hey, that line didn't come out right. 36. 36. That nigga don't even sound 36. That nigga sounds like, how do you? 36. Ain't no fucking way.

That nigga 36 in dog years, but if you live in Birmingham for 36 years and Pete, that nigga, fuck no. 36 with diabetes and diabetes. A Cadillac. 36. He 36. He's like Uncle Ruckus.

Yeah. 36! You niggas stop asking me how old I am. I bet you was playing Orange Juice Jones on your way over this month. I saw you and him walking in the rain. Oh, do you know that shit?

You ain't never heard that shit? You got to listen to that, that's their own. That's the first song when a nigga talk shit at the end of the song. He said, bitch, this is my world. You just a sport. trying to get a nut. I'm like, damn, orange juice. No, yin-yang twin. He had every right to be man.

He didn't bought her a diamond ring, bird coats, and she out walking in the rain with a nigger? No, you got me fucked up. Exactly. I did all this shit for you, and you're going to be out walking with a nigger? Not with that half. That's some broke-ass shit. Ma'am, are you walking in the rain with a nigga with that hair?

Hell, nah. You can't even get your girl to walk to the car with you. Y'all get the car. Like, bitch, it's your car? Why y'all always scream like the rain burning though when y'all got around? Oh shit, oh, shan-da-da-oh. Baby's just worn up.

When they get wet, that shit smelled like corn. You be like, bitch, you cooking in this motherfucker? I don't smell corn. Oh, shit. That's all the video of the lady covering her had with the baby. Oh, yeah, that was cold blood. Oh, man, that was cold blood.

It was funny in hell, though. Yeah, it was cold blood. ain't nothing funny than when that bunny rabbit walking that room and that little girl got scared man that shit was cut oh fuck y'all nigga that shit was alert me and my daughter laughed to that shit what happened you ain't seen that video when the bunny rabbit walked in the room

and that little girl was ah ha ha ha I was like nigger she was not fucking with that big ass bunny they edit that video I seen the video with Donald Trump walked in that video that'll make a friend too that shit lit a little rip I guarantee you that mom Donald Trump walked in this motherfucker right now every nigga oh shit hell no Yeah, nah, he might get beat, fuck up.

No, the fuck, he? Nah, shit. Niggum, like, hey, Trump, let me hide that you big dog, you know yet? Why that woke, no. You know, the funny thing is that nigga, hey, man, I don't want to need any trouble. I just want to get my dad's couch. All right, but I just, my dad's couch and cheer. I just need that back, all right?

That's why you got a little black piece, right? Well, he counted at a whole bunch of 92 accessories in this motherfucker. This came with the first, no kill phone. Hello? That shit got a one. Walkman cord attached to a thing. They went a nigga walking like he got busy. Hello, huh?

Yeah, I'm gonna call you right back. See how you hit it. Oh, G, the 36, got a Bluetooth. I bet that didn't got a Bluetooth. That shit's ain't motor roller, man. Five molarola pieces over there. Yeah, go on get them, bro. That's why I was saying, you got a little black hair.

They'll wear the shit out of you. You're about going to see some shit until you actually take them to go see it. Chuck your cheese. Like, that's where my goddamn pieces went. I know I sold the couch, but I was looking for my accessories. You know, old people call them ancestors. I was looking for my accessories. Nephew, you seen my headset.

Oh, my God. I said, I remember selling the couch, but I can't find my accessories. Looking for my accessories. I'm mad that they were Spanish. It looked like they were supposed to bring some more shit. They were. They were like, the show started 10 minutes. All right, fuck it.

Crazy thing is, next show. We're going to have two new couches in the chair, nigga, like, yeah, those were these shit. They rent these shit out by show. Like, yep. They better not fuck with my grandfather's chair. I know that. But the couch came with some water, boy.

Oh, that's my name. Oh, that's my one. I thought that she came with. I ain't know it had more assesarists back here. This is it. Want some chips. And she got a vending machine in the back. I'm reaching on back there

get you a soda out the back of that couch right there. Much love to all the ladies in here who's pregnant and don't know it yet. Congratulations. You waiting on the period of some. Or some. Or some. Some need to happen. This year, hood, elegant is a motherfucker.

We got motherfuckers in here drinking beers. It's ladies at the table with glasses of wine. You don't know how to feel in this club, me. What a wine drink is that? She's sipping on some wine right there. Who's tipping on wine? Looking like she's just about to go watch Waynext hell for the rest of the night

Mm-hmm, there's no about the women that drink wine Yeah, she's drinking wine, she's gonna accuse that nigga some shit later on So I find it funny how Women get wine drunk, they get angry first Then they want some dick You know what, you ain't shit You just ain't shit

I don't know why I was still fucking with you Because you ain't shit, look at me Come on with that shit Man, we had a good time and night Fuck all that. Fuck that. Yeah, I've been drinking and. I hate them bitches.

The fuck. And you'd be trying to talk to him. They'll be one of. You'd be trying to talk to him. They'll be wondering, what the fuck you keep cutting me off for? See, that's your problem, nigger. You don't listen. You're like.

Then they always look it down. Like, that's what I'm trying to tell you. Bitch, I ain't mean down that stupid a girl. Then maybe with that drunk said, they don't never know when it starts. It'll be doing this shit all that. Yeah. Uh-uh. Tum all out.

This bitch. Get off of me. She's slobbing and shit. Give me kids. Fuck low. Drunk women so disrespectful. Bitch is Sunday. Stop.

No. They disrespect as hell when they get wine drunk. Oh, shit. She'll go pee and then come back and tell you to eat the pussy. Like, for real wine drunk, lady? I'm going to do it, but you're not going to disrespect me. What? What?

You know what? You're going to eat it. You're nasty. You're nasty, loaf. I'm disgusting. I'll go get the rag full, huh, bitch? Stop plumber me. That's how you're gonna hold it with this?

Yeah, hi, man, stop plaring me. Cause that shit hot, the Steve's coming off. Don't play with me. Wipe that pussy. You know that shit true, because the gangster niggins, like, go ahead, boy. Because I know I'm gonna go back there, m'n't, wipe it off.

Y'all niggins, y'all niggins. That ain't shit does to do that, that's shit. It really ain't. Sill dope, shoot a nigga, and eat ass. Eat ass. Niggas in my head. What I did I do? Niggas, no.

Niggas with a mouth full of gold teeth. Niggia, I'm gonna eat the shit out this ass with the new grill like this boat. Like, damn. About to be money in your ass, bitch. I'm shit, like every nigga with all this shit, you gotta eat ass. That whole front grill, if that shit goes out, you eat ass. Why you say that? You have to.

It come with getting gold. It's right there on the bottom line, right now. When you get to eat gold, then you got- Terms and conditions, nigger. That's the terms and conditions of getting the grill. You like, yeah, fuck it. I was saying that shit. Nicky they didn't know what he was doing.

He's just permanently. He's like, what the fuck am I doing down here? Yep, that was in the terms and conditions, brother. Hope you enjoy your grill. I didn't know how to go through all that. Women, ladies, don't be letting these things. You need to eat your pussy. Your pH balance is going to be off.

All that gold ain't real. Now your pussy smell like iron. Spaned like what? Iron, nigger. Oh, my God. Aluminum. Y'all ain't shit for trying to lay. That's odd, niggins.

Oh, I don't know. Ladies, you like your ass, hey. Say, woo. Look at the white people like, stop playing. Y'all know y'all do. Y'all like y'all. Yeah, it is Sunday, though, fellas.

We got a rough week ahead of us, man. So make sure you eat a lot of pussy tonight. Don't eat too much. Y'all eat the rough week ahead. So I suggest you eat the pussy around 9, 10. Wait to an episode like a rerun or the Walking Dead or something. Come on. She'll probably be watching a little hip hop just walk in there, lift the t-shirt up.

You know she's going to have that big-ass 95 Freak Nick t-shirt on. She's been weighing it so long. You don't even know what was on the front of that bitch. All you see is some paint shit and some nipple spots. That little thin and a t-shirt with the hole in the titty. That's our favorite one, sleep in. No, ain't it crazy how, like, it's crazy you just said that. Like, remember it was a time when you had, like, you had to fuck the music.

And he used to make CDs just to fuck to, like the slow mix. I need music now. I mean, but it used to be a requirement. Like, if a bitch came over your house and you ain't had no slow jam mix, she was like, oh, you must don't want no pussy. You ain't got no. These women so gangster, they'd be like, oh, attorney, love-ass shit on. Put some jeet, put some goddamn NBA. She wanted to hear some shit.

You don't even listen to you. You ain't got no money bag, yo. God damn. This bitch on the new trap shit. Exactly. Now you just fucked what's on TV, man. I didn't got so much pussy to CSI. I can't even my car.

I don't know how the TV always end up on CSI right before you fuck. Or Martin, nigger. I didn't got so much pussy to Martin proposal. First 48, niggins. Oh, yeah, you fuck the first 48. What? I had to stop, I thought the niggum finish snitch. I'm like, hold up, baby.

Oh, no, he had it down. He had it down. That nigga, he hatter down. You fucking on the late night, ain't nothing on the family guy. You tearing the ass up, Peter Griffin behind you laughing like here. Hey, eh, eh, eh, eh. That's how that thing, eh, eh, eh. What about that boy, quab, g gaggdy, gai.

That's my dick on the show. That's stupid. He get pissed on that show. I like cartoons to get that real shit. The Quagamai gets a push on that show. He gets a lot of it. He takes a lot of it too. Yeah, he did.

He don't walked out the bar with a lot of loose-legged bitches on that cartoon. I'm like, this nigga is gonna get a Me Too suit soon than a motherfucker. Quagmire is off the chain. That shit crazy, bro. A lot of people been getting in trouble with that Me Too shit. Yeah. If these women said the nigger did that shit, they did it. You don't know what these niggie be doing, a freak-ha-ha-ha-nig.

Mm-hmm. They got some wild-ass stories about your favorite-a-people. Yeah, I know. Oh, for real, for real. The lady just worked downstairs, printing paper. Yeah, he used to walk in with his dick out at 8 in the morning. What the fuck? I wouldn't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't like taking pictures like with people. They'd be coming up. They'd be taking pictures, be doing a little video, shit. Like, yeah, I'm with my nigga D.C. all day. I'm like, nah, all the niggas just walked up on me, y'all. You don't know who did.

I don't know what that nigg did. That nigg'd be a rapist or some shit. And they come and ask me, who is Demonte, underscore, I don't know that nigger, man. And I've been going through that for a lot. I'm an R. Kelly fan, so you know that nigga been catching it for a minute, man. But he like the godfather this shit, like they keep throwing around him. He's like, bitch, stop lying.

That's the thing, the nigger, this is so dope. He can sing his way out of anything, man. That nigga came out with heaven, I need a hug when that shit first year. I probably don't. Anybody remember that song? Heaven, I need a hug by Arkelly. My man, you remember that shit? He was, boy, that was a smoothest. Don't not fuck with me no more song ever.

Dear Mom, you won't believe what I'm going through, but still I got my head up just like I promised you. This what, I was mad at Arkelly for a long time. Remember they said he had the sex coat in Atlanta, and he had them girls trapped in the house. And then they was like, we're trying to find these girls. Then it took them about seven days. Then they found the hood-ass girl who was in there.

She'd be like, no, the fuck he didn't. He ain't do that. He ain't kidnapped me. I just don't fuck with my mama, no like that. See? You know what? Y'all don't know. I'm saying.

Because I know hood bitches. They definitely would have stayed in the empty mansion. You see the parents all in a lot. Man, we got one of our child. He got our child. I'm like, that bitch's tweening. She's fucking a nigger. She ran from y'all.

What did you talk about? She was a stripper riding the Greyhound bus. And so we are telling me, niggas. Yeah. Exactly. She could be with motherfucking all smelly or one of them names. Everybody in here got that little ho-ass-cou-ass- You know she a little ho, but you love her.

What's it? Because y'all did y'all best, but she chose the whole life. This bitch ain't even from the hood, the most ghetto bitch in the family. What's for? What we eat? Like, bitch, come down. You used to play the piano when you was nine. When you turn it to a hood, bitch?

A whole, ho out of ya. Bitches, a whole, a whole out of you. I love hood bitches. They just, ugh. I don't have no choice. There ain't no plan with it. They want to fuck it. If not right now, look.

My baby, they ain't about it. This bitch is real. This bitch is real. I'll be out, just let me know when he leave, bitch. Young, I'm telling you, you're right, D.C. Young bitches is with the shits like no other. These are gonna fucking like niggas now. They ain't got no patience, nigg.

As soon as you get this bitch back home, she's trying to fuck. You're like, goddamn, man. You gotta let this food settle in first. Fuck that food, nigga. You can't fuck through an empty stomach. Like, nigger, what? Why, I don't like young bitches because they don't never go to sleep. They're so young, when you're like, babe, let's take them out. For what? Am I in trouble?

Exactly. What is there now? Shit. Oh, my God. It's three o'clock. Well, we're at the nursing home? God damn. It's three o'clock in the morning. She roasting you the whole time. Ooh, let me be quiet because somebody got to take her now. Exactly. She nudge in your ass three o'clock in the morning showing you tweet, look at it, babe. Like, I don't want to see that shit. I'm sleepy. Bro, you hang out with a young bitch all day. You'd be tired than the motherfucker. They wake up at nine, drinking Hennessy, smoking wide, black, and my heart.

Biss don't eat about 7 o'clock at night. 3 o'clock in the morning. She's still on Snapchat, twerking in the mirror. Like, bitch, lay the out. I don't know what the fuck. Is this bitch on some cocaine or something? She ain't sat down all day. It's back.

It's back. The bitch can't be still or nothing. Took her whole weave out, nigg. She got that motherfucker washing the weave. The whole weave in the sink. These bitches got me fucked up. Like, who got you, you got me fucked up? I'm gonna kill the dog.

You took your head off your head. Because you can tell when they ain't used to shit soon as they get in the car, they start Snapchat. I ain't never been nowhere. Like, man, get these bullshit out of hell with that cracked-ass screen. You ever seen them when they phone die? They don't bitch, Lou, they mine. They phone die.

You ain't got no charger. You ain't got no charger? They asked you. for some shit don't nobody have. You ain't got no Motorola charge, ya. Come down, bitch. But you don't get this old ass, sad kick phone. No bitch don't know when the conversation over with.

They just want to talk all night. Niggins jay be like, y'all, yeah, yeah. Word. That was, so. Crazy. Ah. Like, these businesses literally having a conversation with. Yeah, yeah.

And then I was over that doing all that. Yeah, yeah. I was like, what? Word. Wow. This bitch is stupid now. They'll make you talk about some shit you don't want to talk about. You're just sitting in mind of your business.

They'd be so stupid. Ooh. You could be asleep. Don't want to wake you all. You're just, though. You're like, man, I'm going to go to sleep on the house. Wake up, look at them. I'm like, bitch.

There'd be some weird shit, too. Look that bitch rolled up under my picture. Look that bitch. You're like, who's this bitch? Yeah, don't you got to work. That one real, that when you start asking questions you should have asked before you fuck. Like, you got a job, bitch. I need you to have some plans, bitch.

You ain't got no plans. And that's a crazy. Every woman in here that got a job, got a bitch on their job. They can't stand. Everyone, look, see? Don't lose your job by that bitch. You better.

Hey, it's always one thing about them women with their jobs. Y'all need to start waking a nigga up and letting them know you leaving. I ain't never felt like a hole until you just wake up and she gone and you in her house. You don't know how to lock the dough. You don't know if you need to stay to 230.

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You can look at DC That nigger will walk on your block Just like that With the T, sit it down like that Be like, bro, what the fuck you get the TV from? Shit, bro. Hey, bro, I said it to the movie You give me a ride.

We don't took all the little white games And everything. Hey, flat. When you get put out, that's the only thing you be leaving with. With your TV, man. Take your little fuck-ass TV and that little stupid-ass-ad remote.

Like real talk, I don't lose my remote, bitch. Real talk, bitch. On me throwing my remote, ain't no ho-ass knick. Kyle, fuck-ha-ha-cud. I don't go, fuck. I'm from Birmingham, Alabama, bitch. Look, I ain't holding the remote. You know, see how to go, bitch.

I don't shot these bitch. You get the fuck out of where I got down. I'm all right on papers and shit. Hey. Hey, Napoleon, whoopi over. Sir, where you go over? TV, uh, shit. Nah, nigger be so mad.

I stay around the corner bit, dog. Don't do that, man. Don't do that, man. Don't do that right now, man. Come on, man. You don't want to go? Look, that nigga running from you, man. You don't want to do hell, please? Oh, shit. It would even be that or that nigga be so mad. He could tell her the police and story.

This fucking bitch gonna put me out my own goddamn house, officer. He can't be that, he can't be that height. He got to be real talk. Look, I was real talk. Hold on. Let me put the TV. I was trying to be night, though, because you know, it's a Sunday. Real nigger do real thine, man.

She's gonna kick the real nigga out, bro. Hey, I'm scraped. I don't need no ride. I'm straight. What, sir? Is that a remote? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It ain't no regular TV because you know, you looted.

You kind of fucked up. So you kind of keep this. So, you know, she kicked me out. I was like, bro, don't be thawling. Look, look. Oh, the back on? You know, it's hard to keep battery, bro. Yeah.

Look at this shit. You gonna have to, oh. Oh, they're big good. Yeah. You straight? Hey man. Yeah, man. Yeah, man.

It breaks on time, dude. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Hey, man. We gotta get ready to get the fuck up out of here, man. We oughta had a good time, man. This is the first show four o'clock in the afternoon. We met.

I cannot believe the type of shit people laugh at, bro. Huh? People laugh at some wild shit. They do, man. But we give them some wild shit. to laugh at so we can't blame me. Ladies, just know y'all be kicking our ass after. My accessory.

This nigga be sad at hell with nowhere to go. Three bags of shit in a Kroger bag. Yeah. And she calling you all types of everything. Bitch-a-niggin' where you gonna go? Your mama don't fool with you. You didn't told her your deepest darkest secrets. She yelling at them motherfuckers right back at.

She yelling at all of them out. Still scared of the dark-and-nicker. That's why your uncle used to abuse you, child abuse. Fuck you gotta piss the foe you scared of the boogey man old bitch and niggins stutter and chico He got three croakab and three croakab and that's the thing she's still love enough to separate the shit from you drawls in that bad T-shirts and that with sauce and the third one bitch ain't niggle Like man, fuck bitch over he can't even be bad. Oh yes he that's the thing about women They don't even break down in break up with you when they mad for real they'll wait today and e man

You try to get all they cold at one time. Where are you gonna put it at? He gonna try to stuff it in the album bag. He gonna put it on the hood and hit pop and call like, ugh. Be playing, bro. Hey, flat. She don't even put you out when she made. She waited everything good.

You just call home on Thursday. You need to get your stuff because... What you're talking about? Yeah. It's not working. The beat be a dough like this. I don't need you to be leaving the... Oh shit.

No accessories. Take your accessories. Take your accessories. Women think they slick. They start leaving shit over your house to let other bitches know you got one. Yeah. They just don't know.

They're not so good. You can't jam up a nigga. We lie too good. Excuse me. Who flat-ounds of them? flat-ounds of them. Yours, shit, I got them for you. So my sister do hair and shit, so I told her, yeah,

bring some shit over here. Because I remember you got up, you kept using the toothbrush. I was like, just flat-iron and shit. Nigger will not get caught. Nigger ain't getting jammed up with nothing. It doesn't matter what it is. You can pick your side bitch up with your girl work badge around the mirrors.

Who the fuck is Amanda? The girl, quit playing. This is my supervisor car. I'm at work right now My shit was in the parking deck, so I had to use her because her was already outside You had to use her idea to get the building Supervisor shit to pick you up don't worry about it But you ain't got no job

I work at the hospital in the cafeteria Sit back put the seatbelt on don't worry about this Shout out to all This is a goddamn old man You my goddamn shit bitch You my damn a Cesarist Shout out to all my niggas who got played without last year, but now you back on your feet.

That nigga, J-O-M plan, old D4L beat up this motherfucker. Give my goddamn accessories. That what we're gonna put on their beat. Get my goddamn accessories. Bitch. Before I get a bodice, bitch, get my goddamn accessories.

My earphones, my headphones, and my phone clips. Get my goddamn accessories. Hey, miss, don't throw that remote. Don't you throw that remote. Give my goddamn recessress. God damn, what happened to the beat? Stupid all, dude. Oh, shit.

Hey, man. You know why he fucked the beat up? You know what a beat on his YouTube? You know what to be fucked up? Why? Because he ain't got his accessories, nigger. What all you need to make a beat? He's missing the cord.

He's missing the cord, nigga. Thought he needed his feet. We want to give a special shout out to this couch for making all this shit possible. Real talk. She came with accessories. How you doing, ma'am? You should have worn some. You brought a lot of tithes to the show. Yes, she did. I'm talking about some tithes in the pelt-out. You know what you bought to the show?

You bought them accessories. The double D's accessories. Big D's accessories. They're accessories. Them trappies accessories. Deppies accessories. Them kiddies accessories. Ma'am, if we was having a big titty contest, you would be in first place.

She said, I know. Big old tits. Hell yeah. I feel like being good just because you got them titty. That's them old be good ass titty. You better be good. Okay. Man, you know them some heavy titties.

Like, when the niggas suck them, you better cup the back of his head. like an infant because that pressure hit a nigga neck is going to break the vertebrake that that much titty will kill the average nigga the human head don't weigh but eight pounds

fuck a pillow I would never sleep on the pillow shit no who you're a man you got a man that nigga behind oh shit what's that nigga that nigg

that nigg in the bad like these are my look at this thing give me my ex-siddy give me my content for asserous He's his headphones

D.C. That nigga on your side when he started fucking with her. She put them tithes in his life. That nigga started gaining weight right here in the shoulder area. That nigga teeth that came in here. I see you, bud. I see you. Hell yeah. Oh, half bad nigga. Healthy. Healthy.

It's taxis. I know what's going on. How long y'all have been together? Six years? Six years? Y'all, yeah, you've been to joy of them cities with six whole years. He won't want no other positions. They make it look like the naked who'd be selling the fruit at the gas station in the point.

Yeah, I grew them tithes. Uh-oh. Yeah, I grew, I grew them tinn. It took me six whole years to get him the way. Yeah, we better get six years. I grew them to it. You won't even believe what it made the start. You don't believe what I did.

See some rents, some fly seeds. Two rents, some fly seeds. That's why I love the South, boy. We all our women, think fine than a motherfucker, boy. Yes, indeed. Yeah, ladies. I'm talking about real ass. I love the ass.

Yeah, real ass. Real ass or real tithers was round. You see some bids with big titties and fat ass. Because they're usually not both is one of the other most of the time. They try to make your big. Girls with the big tithies be having the goddamn SpongeBob ass.

You'd be like, baby. Your shit looked like a Nintendo cartridge. God damn. Then the girls of the fat ass be having a goddamn MP3 player tities. You be like, baby, I'm going to press this and Sam Cooke going to stop playing on your chest. Sucking on a little titty like eating breaks.

You can say Sponsobobbit. Yeah, the bitch will be having the square. ass boy as it looks like a goddamn boost mobile phone yeah that shit them little Tylenol titties hey they had they don't they're how don't they're how they be having it when they be in the mirror how they be them little hole be like this i don't know what that little show there with them little titty that's how white strippling show they did it Why this bitch got a chest?

We got to get out of here, Birmingham, we had to go, man. We love y'all, man. I want to leave with a message. I don't want to leave y'all. No matter what kind of tities you got, somebody love them. As long as you got two of them. And if you ain't got two, just work with what you got. Don't never think you ain't good enough.

Your self-esteem ever get real low. Just go to Walmart and see you. Walmart and see who got somebody. Yeah, white girl, can't take this on, okay? Somebody out here for your ass. Even if you got titties like that. That's how the whole 90s used to be, baby. That's how the niggins used to be in the 90.

Me and you. I can't make my shit booed like this. I got to make my whole body boy. You gotta have a seizure to make his chest sick. This nigga, bro. She goes, what was that blue shit you were singing earlier, bruh? What was that shit you were singing earlier? Oh.

That blue shit. You gotta take it at the hole in the wall music. The hole in the wall shit. Down in Birmingham, Alabama. I remember I was down there one time, man. You gonna take it down in Birmingham. And I was down there at the Star Dome Comedy Club. Down there in Hoover.

Hoover, Alabama. Okay. And I looked out to the crowd and I saw a settlement. I saw a set of tithy that was amazing right and I was about to say something right when I was about to say something you know what happened her man stood up behind her and he was like those are my tities right there what do you say okay I said hey that is my lady and that is my lady and those Those are my titties right there. If you see a letter right there, you know you got a little tithets. You just want to go and grab.

Have on the titties. You can see those tiths. What you're going to tell those tits? Those are my tits. We're going to sing to the titties, y'all. Because we got tities in the pilties. in the building. Take it back, DZ.

We got tithes in the bill. I said, ooh, those tities make me mesmeries, made me one way going hematatize. I said, I said, ooh. You Pities made me mesmerized It'd make me hymnitize

When I see those tears, I need some help They're so big I can't help myself I can't help myself Everybody knows I want to kiss them from my head to a toe From my head to my toe Titties make me need some help Looking at the big old titty's setting granddaddy's shit

Killed myself Killed yourself Titties in the bill We got titties in the bill We got titties in the bill We got titties in the bill We got tities in the bill And we got titties in our bill

Titties in the bill, tears in the build, Titties in the build, and we got tinnies in the build. We got double D's, no D's, flat D's, triple C's. Even got some A-cubs, even got some chest. Even got some chest bumps. Even got some chest bumps. Even got some chest bumps. Even got some mosquito bites. It doesn't matter y'all.

If they big or small, we got tities in the building. We're going to love them all. It don't matter, y'all. If they big or small, we got tities in the building, so we love them all. They ain't going to lie, I can't fuck with a bitch. Titties, if I see a heartbeat. If you see the heartbeat.

I'm like, bitch, you about to die. You about to dance. Look at my hand. This is moving Miss you about to dance Mead you about to die Mead you about to die You're about to die

You're stupid Yeah Uh-huh D.C. What she's about to do, D.C. Miss you about to die Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Man, I miss the bad lift. Yeah. This thing about tities with them ad li. Hey, this is how black church go, white people. We just don't know where in the league. We just, we've been told y'all y'all can get the fuck on. See, we got some tities in the building, let me hear you say, yeah. There's some teeth is over there.

There's some titty's in the building. Let me hear you say, yeah. Yeah. There's some tities over there. We got tities in the building, let me hear you say, yeah. Titties in the field We got Titties over there Where they're at?

Over there Let me see Over there Flash me some over there Take them out Down there I want to see over there Let me see a tip

Over there A aerios up there Aterio On the fan Down there Right there Right there Right there

Right there Right there I see the tent is at the bell. I see the tent is in the bell. Oh, there goes some old tithes fly. Damn them titties sitting on the tables. Long titties, man. Long titties.

Baseball season, long tinnies. Hey, long titty, long titty. Said baseball season, long titty. We back. I'm about to put them tities back on track. I like my titty, oh. It is old and cold. Three in the morning.

You gotta go to work at South, and I'm gonna be over there to be like, Ham. Hey, man. Burmah, Alabama, man. We love the shit out, y'all, man. Barberham! We love y'all! Our door was this, man.

Hey, hold up. Before we leave, this shit too good. We got to get them to sing. hook one time before we leave. Oh, all these singers in Birmingham. You want to do it, let's do it. We just need everybody to sing Titties in the building. So when we put it online and you watch it, you can see it.

Y'all ready? Titties in the building on three. Everybody sing that shit. Put some harmony on it. Even if you can't sing, it's going to sound good when we all do it. A flat, you're the musical director on this one. Okay. We got Titties in the building. Here we go.

Go, look, we got tinnies in the building. One more time, everybody. Titties in the build. When them titties that, yeah. Tidins, oh, titty, titty, titty, titty, titty, titty, titty, titty, titty, titty, tini, tini, tini. We got tis in the building. I'll see you in the back time. Take them out.

We got tithis in the building. With them, titty, titty, titty. We got titty in a building. Titty, titty, titty, titty, titty. Titty, titty, titty. We got tithes in the building. Hey, hell, what in the Wisconsin joints? Stop a gentleman.

We got tithes in a building. If you love titty, stand up, somebody, let me see ya. We got tithes in a bill. Real nigger, stand up, all the niggas that was breastfed, stand up. White people stand up, stand up, white people put your hands up, everybody here, Birmingham, all the latest with some tinnies, can you please stand up, let me see you. Look at these boys.

I hear y'all burrow. We love y'all, Burrhill. Four o'clock in the afternoon. No 85 85 85 85

85 Oh Lord We make class dog How you feel, Crick? Man, man. Amazing. Get them shot.

Amaze. I got behind y'all where y'all was singing. Bro, that shit goes crazy, bro. But the motherfuckin'all fucking crazy. Hey, man. What can you say? That's just, that song is classic, legendary shit. I know legends when I see them, I think.

You know how many shows we did, and they were requesting it, bro. That was amazing, bro. That was amazing, though. Whatever, man. We built the whole show from the ground up, bro. That was amazing. That was amazing, though. That was amazing, bro.

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