The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - A Tittsburgh Roast Session - ft KarlousMiller DCYoungFly & ChicoBean | Ep. 225

Episode Date: March 2, 2020

The livest comedy show in the land pulled up to Moon, Pennsylvania near Pittsburgh AKA Tittsburgh to bring the laughs and they got brought. DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean tame the crowd t...hat won't stop trying to take pics and make all new freestyle jams along the way. It's treacherous out here so they fellas show you how to not get set up up by white women. It's the coldest podcast live from Tittsburgh! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:46 this is The Turning, River Road. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. But in 2014, the youngest escaped. Listen to The Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. You are witnessing greatness in here tonight, Pittsburgh. You are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy! If you're ready to get the show started saying, hell yeah! Pittsburgh, the first member of the 85 South show! You seen them on MTV Wild and Out? He is the coldest dressed man in comedy.
Starting point is 00:02:01 His style is impeccable. He's from Washington, E.C. He's going to be on this stage here right now. Pittsburgh. She's going to be in the house. Take your phones out. Everybody, take your phones out. The next member of the 85% of the 80%
Starting point is 00:02:27 Five South shows. He's crazy as hell. You see them everywhere. You see them on MTV wild and out. You see them as the host of MTV, TRL. You see them in the movie Almost Christmas. You see them in the movie How High 2. And you see them in the movie I'd like to look up to with Master Pete.
Starting point is 00:02:50 You're gonna see him on this stage here tonight. He's from the west side of Atlanta. We call them Lewis, like, Pittsburgh. Yeah, DC's young fly is in the house! The third number of the 85 South show He needs no introduction, but we gonna give them one anyway. Where my ladies at? Make some noise!
Starting point is 00:03:23 To see them on MTV, why? on MTV while and out. He is the coldest in the game right now. Ladies, from Atlanta, Georgia by Mississippi, your baby daddy, Carlos Miller is in the building! On my left side, if you ready to get the show started,
Starting point is 00:03:45 say hell yeah. On my right side, if you ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. In the middle and in the back, In the back, if you're ready to get the show started saying, Hell yeah! Pishburg, make as much noise as you can right now. Start clapping right now. This is the 85,000!
Starting point is 00:04:09 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. P использ! Tisburg! Pinsburg! Pinsburg! Pistsburg! Tisburg! Pistburg!
Starting point is 00:04:29 Pistburg, Tisburg. Pissburg, Tisburg. We in the bird. What would you heard? Yeah. We in the bird! So what would you heard? We in the bird.
Starting point is 00:04:41 So what would you heard? We are. We in a bird. Oh. Black and yellow. Yeah. Black and yellow. Black and yellow.
Starting point is 00:04:50 black and yellow hey I say the black and yellow black and yellow hey I say black yellow black and yellow oh brimper Tismur Tismur Pismur Oh oh oh oh This bird Tisburg
Starting point is 00:05:08 Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh That's where we at We all black 805 South show we can to sell crack Yep We got the black, the white, and the Mexican folks.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Hold on! Pittsburgh, what it do? Come on. Now y'all ain't turned up enough. Pittsburgh, what's up? Hey, we're in Pittsburgh, What we get? Hey, hey, we're in Pittsburgh,
Starting point is 00:05:41 Hey, we're in Pittsburgh, hey, we're in Pittsburgh, what you say? What you say? That's B, I, B, T. U, P-I-T-T-E-S, B-U-I-G-H. You see, it's a B-I-T-T-S, yeah, B-I-T-T-S, B-U-R-G-H, uh-huh, B-I-T-T-S, uh-huh, B-U-R-G-H, okay. Be a tisdh, uh-huh, be you a watchy-en-h.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Uh-huh. What's your say? What's it say? What's it say? What's it? What's it? Nibur. E-burn.
Starting point is 00:06:15 E-burn. Tis-bird. Hey! You know what you're going to be this bird. Tish bird. Tis. We got tini's in the field. Where they yet, no.
Starting point is 00:06:26 And we got tinnies in the building. Where they yet, no. And we got tinnies in the field. But where they yet, no. Where they end, though? And we got tinnies in the field. But where they end, though? And we got tins in the middle.
Starting point is 00:06:38 And when they end, though, and we got... Oh! Oh! We are in these white folks' school acting our ass! Hell yeah! Oh! Damn, I want to smoke so bad. What's had it?
Starting point is 00:06:59 Pittsburgh, what's up with y'all? Bimberg, what's happening? What's happening in Pittsburgh? We're a motherfucker in Pittsburgh. I know there's some ladies in here right now. They got some snow on their cooche. Sniggin' hell looking like a blues clue right here. My man right here, boy, you look like you play football for the playground with that coat on.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Nick, look like a drawful Uno con. Exactly. Skip you, Jackie. He looked like he's going to a gender reveal and don't know what the baby gonna be. gonna be it's gonna be everything gonna be everything y'all have a seat turn the goddamn smoke off i'm telling you that shit is stupid we're scratching the smoke from the show because then we can't see y'all niggas everybody look ashen this is nice look at this is nice look at niggas still setting down yo you're the weed up on the tree yo what's oh g?
Starting point is 00:07:52 shout out to your project niggas who roofless nofless Nika, come here, you sound like you toothless. Come here. Ha ha. Mush-mouthed. Niggas. What you saying? What's your hood name?
Starting point is 00:08:10 Oh, of Northview. Where y'all at? North view. This nigga is stupid. We're a motherfucking Pittsburgh, boy. Home of the Steelers. Oh, black and yellow, black and yellow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:26 This the home of where niggas are still on your ass. Yeah, they're still on your life. shit in Pittsburgh. A lot of niggins don't know. Look at her. Ooh, I love you. But your dress stink. Your dream stink.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Can I love you? You need some weed. He said, I love you, but your dress tank. I said I love you, a bunch of dress tank. I said I love you, a bunch of dress tank. I said I love you, a bunch of dress thing. I said I love you, a bunch of dress thing. I said I love you.
Starting point is 00:09:01 A dress tank. A dress tank. Stop, man, you stupid. She got rats. She got rats. I said, I love you. She don't even have, well, you must have used to have dreads and you can still smell them. I hate when people cutting their dreads like they're going to be cute.
Starting point is 00:09:20 No, bitch, you back ugly. Look at home. She loved you, Chico. I'm a big girl right there. Right there. What's up, babe? What's up, big girl? What ya, big girl?
Starting point is 00:09:32 Oh, shit. Let's go get some big girls. Oh, shit. Let's go get some big girls. Yeah, where are you at? I'm gonna come over there. God damn. Yeah, you gotta go hug that, Chico.
Starting point is 00:09:44 You got to go hug that cheek on. Let's go get some big girls. Come on. Big girl. Uh-huh. I want to refill my caprice. Go eat your ass now. Oh, look at her wig.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Look, look. Ah, yeah. She got a, she got the lace front. I love you, baby. Ooh, she just kissed me. Yeah. She got the lace front look like an apartment carpet. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:10:17 I got the coronavirus. What's up, my skin? Can your brother get a birthday shout out with your brother? That's a girl. Fuck you talking about. That ain't your boy. What's up? Ooh, she gave with a tongue ring.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Hell not. Look at the little studs. What's that, man? She said, can her brother get a shout out like your brother don't got a pussy? Your brother got a pussy. Your brother got a pussy. Your brother got a pussy. Your brother got a pussy.
Starting point is 00:10:43 She said, that's her brother. You do poetry. What's up, baby? What's up, girl? How are you doing? What's up? What are you doing? What's on your side?
Starting point is 00:10:54 Where you had on this side? Ooh, Pittsburgh. Quill. What's up, nigga? This shit knit. We lit. What's up? What's up, Nick?
Starting point is 00:11:03 Pittsburgh. What's up? Blackie yellow. Blackiello. How's the feeling up, Dick? That she got real dream. What's up? What's up?
Starting point is 00:11:12 What's up? What's up? What's up? To stress. She'll d'clock. Hey. Nigger that draw foe. What's a OT?
Starting point is 00:11:22 What's pop an OT? Boy, Pittsburgh got all the 13. Black E.A. What's on my dick? Hey, sex. Well, I need another BBW. I want to smell between your catmothers. There's one right here.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Ooh. Big bone woman. Who did this? You did this? You did this. Big bone woman in the field. Big bone woman in the field. Big boy.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Pittsburgh got all the 13th in here tonight. Yeah, what's up? This bitch, I took my Caprisa. She has drunk your end Capri-son. We're out here, what's up, Jay? Ooh, I love you, big girl. It's a BBW. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Ooh, she smelled just like candy, yes. Let me hug her. Oh, shit. It ain't enough for you. Oh, shit. And what's up, big girl? You're getting that nudge, girl. Don't step in that cheese, Cotto.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Somebody spilled their not choice. What birds? You don't kill. Somebody in the ways hot dog What's up? What's up in the corner right there, ladies? What's up, boo? We're in Pittsburgh.
Starting point is 00:12:31 You look like you still smoke in. Salute everybody all the way in the back. I love this shit. Come on. We out here. Boy, Pittsburgh. Your Andrew are blurry. Hey.
Starting point is 00:12:44 What's all, hey. What's up, baby? Your Andrew is blaring. You got one thing. You got one thing. Look at the people in the back back. We can't come back there with our stupid asses. My boy, heck, got on this deacon shirt.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Steaking Josh, look, that nigga got up. Y'all got all the aunties in here. All the aunties, all of Pittsburgh aunties here tonight. Oh, got a cowlick. What's up, sexy? Hey. Oh. Pittsburgh, we gonna fuck with the auntie.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Trying to see who's trying to give us some coogey. Where the auntie. We got the good box. This is the cougar session right here RAH! Oh, I want to say rye! Oh, right, right. Where the cougas at?
Starting point is 00:13:31 What's the cougar's right here? What's up, boo? Smell like a nursing home. Uh-oh, take a picture with her. She smelled like Graham Crackison. You know she's a gangster. And did she got her waist straight on the outside. Her shirt.
Starting point is 00:13:45 She put her waist straight on the outside. This line of Richard, first pregnant wife. Come on, Auntie. What's all, Auntie. Come on, Auntie. She got braces. I love you. They show so much love in people.
Starting point is 00:13:57 You're gonna pay me like this. Ooh. Look at her fur coat. Look at that fur. Ooh. I ain't never seen a big girl with small tinnies. Come on, baby. Come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Don't jump up here. Don't jump up here. You're gonna fuck your fur up. Let's take it like this. Your tinnies are small. Yes, they are. Yes, they are. Well, we got all the art team.
Starting point is 00:14:23 What's up, boo? Look, I like this. You're gonna take a picture with her. Oh, where is gonna be back? Why that nigga can push up? She made her shirt out of a Stella shower curtain. She's gonna tie that. Real shit.
Starting point is 00:14:41 You pregnant? Because if so, I want to say congratulations. If not, I'm sorry. What's up, Freddie Kruger hat? Hey God, Mama, Dark Window. Freddy Kruger hat. Who's that? They go some teeth.
Starting point is 00:14:59 This got loose. Oh, come here. Come on, Freddy Gruehack. Oh, shit. Let me move. That's car to be cousin right now. There we go. Sit y'all last down, sit y'all last down, piss, man.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Because the people in the back, they get mad. They like, damn, we can't do that. Yeah, they got y'all blocked off. See, I'm gonna'all blocked off. that new birth control. It dragged you with me crazy. What you said? Make it smell it.
Starting point is 00:15:24 What you just say? You gotta take a picture with her. She's a baby mama and a crib. You want me to come back down there? God damn. She said, come here. That ass fat too. Oh, your egg is real fat.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Oh, I love her. Her half match, her UG boots. She got on black after one. Don't trust her. That bitch is still. She a thief. Her half match, her Tims. That bitch is still a lot.
Starting point is 00:15:50 all your kids close there we go we live in the burg what the fuck you didn't heard I'm in Pittsburgh and I don't want no trauma it's a nigga who man I took a picture with his baby mama these people got the y'all got the worst seats these niggins over here with the equipment yeah they got y'all sitting in the closet y'all in the closet seats we would come over there but y'all got a real Pittsburgh white man blocking y'all view we can't We would come over there, but look, bitch, we gotta go through courts. No, the white man's like, don't bring your black ass over here, guy. This is my section.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Appreciate you, sign, man. What you say, baby? Y'all want some love, too. Feel like an obstacle course. Hey, hey, hold up. Hey, security man. Nicky, you look like Spider-Man. You look like Spider-Man trying to get over there to them.
Starting point is 00:16:48 A security man. security man white man with the ball head you look like you're ready for a lot of shit to happen it ain't gonna happen get relaxed bro you you too intense real live mr clean yeah this you look like mr clean boy you're about to mock the floors with a motherfucker mr clean mr clean mr clean i love you bitch is that nachos let's get your stanky breath ass huh uh oh Boy, Pittsburgh show love like a motherfucker. Pittsburgh show extra love.
Starting point is 00:17:23 White man, what my head go. Thank you. Okay, how I get back up there? We live in Pittsburgh, man. Salute to everybody that came out to enjoy the show tonight in Pittsburgh. Oh, don't worry. We're gonna talk a lot of shit.
Starting point is 00:17:34 We got a lot of shit to talk about. We're in Pittsburgh, man. I gotta say this, man. Rest in peace, Jimmy Wapo, man. I fuck with Wapo, man. Yep. If your ass is a rat, then you're dead is a mice. Take you.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Yeah, y'all don't know about that. That shit. Y'all. Jimmy Wob, I killed the op, don't make me do that shit twice. I said one, two, make me come about that roof. Three, four. Better watch that back door. Y.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Y. Y. Y. Look at her. Her wig. Airwell. I'm late. I'm late.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Ma'am. Why your glasses don't have no glasses in them? That's that shit. That shit, that's my shit right there. I'll hit gang bang and I was born in the 90s. Yo. Yo. What the fuck I'm gonna claim?
Starting point is 00:18:28 Who the fuck I'm gonna wild with? Bitch, I'm 8' box for life, so I got that shit's at it. Yeah. Teat up on these knickers like an office in line, man. Yo, I fought with that. I'm forward with that. I'm forward with that. I'm forward with that.
Starting point is 00:18:45 She got the Paris jersey with the Air Force. How many bottles? How many bottles are that? How many bottles are that? But, that's odd. But she used the whole bottle and put a ponytail out here. What's up, baby? What you want to do with the bundles?
Starting point is 00:18:57 Your afro is beautiful. This shit got snowed on, did you? Right. That looks like your a... Yeah, she took up and front of it. You know, when you clean out the dryer and scoop that little sting up out, that's what that's like. That shit you get out the dryer.
Starting point is 00:19:12 I need to dry out your clothes and scoop that, fuck that little... You got that dry... Dry ya look like TV static. Dry, yeah. But that's real snow outside. What? I don't know how y'all live up here with this.
Starting point is 00:19:23 That's that black ice. Excuse me, ma'am. You're either going to have to pull those boots down to pull up your ass. I'm sorry. It's got to be. She lost it on that black ice out now. Right. And still on the ground.
Starting point is 00:19:35 She's like, fuck that bitch. I gotta get in here. She left her ass on the ground. Ah! Ah! This bitch. This bitch, come on down here, let's see the hell is that you got home. You like you ran away from home.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Why your knees out? No, I was talking about lettities right then. You got eight kids? Uh-uh, go sit down. That pussy evil. She got on a drake. She got eight kids. Oh, you want us to bend down?
Starting point is 00:20:07 Oh, look, ma'am, ma'am. If I bend down, you're going to open up. You've for real got eight kids. You got eight kids? Take a picture with my nieces Woo That pussy hit She got eight kids
Starting point is 00:20:22 Take a picture with my niece right What's up auntie you that came With the glitter ougs Who got eight kids? Get away Come on baby You been pregnant Of course you can get a picture
Starting point is 00:20:31 Auntie, she got eight kids Auntie she got eight kids You know her son's You know her son's still alive You don't kill him bitch God damn Oh my God What is happening?
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Starting point is 00:23:29 Look a nasty candy cane move. You look like a felony. You came all the way. You said hi, hi, y'all. Happy birthday. Can you get a hug? I ain't ever seen the cougar with a lay-eye. Happy birthday, baby.
Starting point is 00:23:45 I'm busy, can you take a birthday? Happy birthday. Appreciate you. Come on, get a hug, baby. She's trying to steal some dig. She's trying to, she's trying to pull me off. Look, if your win come off. Y'all so aggressive.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Why y'all so aggressive in Pittsburgh? We got a show to do. Why y'all so aggressive? They're going to be talking about y'all for the first 15 minutes on YouTube. That is the worst thing I have never seen. Oh, you're trying to do. to pull my dick out stop playing what's up all right all right y'all sit y'all laying down i'll tell you yeah go sit down three of y'all musty i don't know who it is i counted i think it's auntie
Starting point is 00:24:26 i think i know it's her i know she's auntie that's auntie smelling like that anybody who wear this shirt i know they musty it's you you too you are number two she mad who is number three you a nurse oh you a nurse congratulations i call her He must be stopped. He like fuck that. I gave you a hook. You almost pulled me off stage. Come on, come on. Come on. And it's smell like you got backwards in your purse. I love you girl. Come on braces. He's got braces at the top but not at the bottom.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Y'all got braces up here but not down here. Y'all just gonna keep walking down here, huh? Y'all don't give a fuck. Alright, when the white women come, it's over with, the white bitches is coming. It's a wrap. No, it's over with sit out. I'm not fucking around.
Starting point is 00:25:19 We in Pittsburgh. Nope. They're trying to set us up. Nope. Nope. Not what happened. White people know. I'm not fucking with the white women.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Oh. Hell no. Sit your ass down. We even phone and forgets. We take a picture with your ass one time and they'll never let us come back. What's up? What's up? Still car keys.
Starting point is 00:25:47 This is furniture up here. Just making shit it's clean. I can tell y'all ain't fucking the shit out these women in Pittsburgh. Why? Because they all came up here. They all came. This is the first time, like, ladies who were just like, ugh. I felt like a sex symbol.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Me too. I was a sex symbol to the musty girls put me on soft. One girl did hook me, that is whole sleeve mustard. I couldn't even read taking the picture. I got to get another hoodie. the hood of them it smelled like titty sweating yesterday yeah you can smell the dick on them they've been fucking this week somebody here was on too like all the ladies in Pittsburgh you smell the period I can smell like penis all the ladies
Starting point is 00:26:30 in Pittsburgh y'all not to have warm pussy in Pittsburgh the pussy better be extra warm in Pittsburgh y'all gonna make a big you ain't have to get out you put to I told them to scoot out. Scoop, scoop, scoop. You might have to get up. Hell no. They look like that look like you got on a Popeye's chicken leg. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Uh-oh. She got on pajama pants. We got action. What? Somebody ain't supposed to be there. Get them, white girl. What you doing, Bethany? Come on.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Do your shit, Bethany. Hey, he's a stiller. He's a stealer. He's a stealer. He's a stealer. Pittsburgh He's a Stiller One, two, three.
Starting point is 00:27:18 He's a Stiller. Come, you better scoot your stupid hand now. Pittsburgh, Stiller. Come, hurry up. You know that ain't your chef. This nigger's supposed to be sitting back there. But he's sitting right half. His white girlfriend like, ooh, that ain't fair.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Stiller, that's your wife. Because you're gonna be mad as fuck at your ass tonight Because you've got her sitting up and in the front bigger you know down well you shouldn't stunt That ain't your chair right there Your chair's all the way back there That ain't your chair right there Your chairs all the way back there
Starting point is 00:28:08 Hey white, you're a stiller. I said a stiller. A stiller. A stiller. He's a stiller. White girl, like, oh hell now, that's quick. Welcome. This some nigger shit.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Oh. What's you doing, Beth, Nicky? What's going on? Talk y'all shit. Look, they like, I'm not moving, bitch. They close their arm and everything. And everything. Bye.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Come on, baby. Take a bitch. Come on, baby. Take a bitch. Well, big girl, ladies. Okay, I'll make sure you good, girl. No, I love you. I like her.
Starting point is 00:28:50 There you go. I like you. The one with the... What's up? Blackmun song. How you doing? God damn, Nick. Strong than the motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:28:58 He's a Steeler. He used to play for the Steelers. No, no. You know, he played for the niggers. The Pittsburgh niggers The Pittsburgh, I wish I played for the Steelers What's up, boy? Hell yeah
Starting point is 00:29:17 Nigger, be careful this shit, ain't stable. That nigger carried equipment. Strong and fuck. Look, everybody in the wrong seat. What's angry? Salutes that a niggins. What's all, game, you good. That just walked in with a fur coat on.
Starting point is 00:29:34 That's a blade. Like dinosaur. His hand will fuck up. Listen, white girl, don't apologize for doing your job. That nigga wasn't supposed to be sitting right here. Did you get her right, Bethany? Did you get them right? What happened?
Starting point is 00:29:52 Look, she told everything. Somebody wasn't sitting in their right seat, so I had to tell him. She was happy to explain. Thank you, Bethany. All right. Always on the job. Double salute. You got a lot of people to help out, Bethan.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Shit, shit, paint right here, girl. She's like, fuck, girl. Look at that big red ass right there, guys. That big red ass. Hey, big red ass. Big red ass. Look at the stables easy button. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Easy. Can you find that pussy? Easy. Ha ha ha ha. Big girl, cooies be hiding. Oh, we got. What's up, girl? She's drunk in here.
Starting point is 00:30:34 I love that outset orange. It make you look good, make you look brown. Salute to all the niggas that's coming in late. I love y'all. Y'all, y'all so sweet. Hey, man, thank y'all for driving in this fucked-up-ass weather to come to the show, man. I'm talking about a fuck-nog weather, I appreciate y'all. It's cold and snowing and all types of shit. Y'all niggas just move around like this shit normal up here.
Starting point is 00:30:59 She's an idiot. Go sit down. This nigga clean for no reason. Uh-uh. Go sit down. Go. Go. Auntie, go sit down.
Starting point is 00:31:15 What, Migo? Auntie, go sit down. You drove all over from Canada? How far that is? Why you, by your hand in your playing, nigga, let me see your fingers, nigga, fuck for all with you. Hands out, no, nigga, all right, nigga.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Who the fuck of the tiger cats? Man, I swear, I came away from Canada. Who are the, who are the tiger cats? He has a huevo I'm like, I'm about to die. Ewevo from the tiger cats. This nigga got a ball on his jersey. Your Ontario, the tiger cats?
Starting point is 00:31:44 Why the fuck y'all still a stiller colors, nigga? That's a stiller jersey with tiger cats. Hey, what the fuck ain't away on me? Ewevo. That's a nut, ain't it? It's on the back of his jersey say a nut. 69 on the... Oh, that's where it might be a nut.
Starting point is 00:32:01 He got 69. He's trying to get no friends. Sixty-nine. so I can get my Eweva. Spanish dude. Who the fuck do this? Spanish people? Where y'all at?
Starting point is 00:32:11 Who the fuck through this? Almost those three, squato. Look at the people out there who bought some old exclusive in Tiggins. They're so stupid. Y'all lady got no concession stand. Ah! They bad don't lights off. Hey, look.
Starting point is 00:32:32 This nigga looked like he's just going to take a seat. like he's just gonna take a seat for him and his girl whatever open. Who? Scoo me. Scoo. Scoo. Scoo. Scoo.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Scoo. Hey, who farted when they went by? Be real. Who farted? Look at the white dude held his arm up. Look at the real white Pittsburgh man. Yeah. You look like you just shitting on yourself.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Shut up. Who? I had no idea it was this many niggas in Pittsburgh. I did. You crazy, bull. I know it was... Where y'all been all day? I ain't seen number white people.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Where y'all been? They've been all the niggas. You got to go to the strip district to see the niggas. You got to go through the strip district to see the niggas. That's what the niggins is at. Hey, man. And the strip district. Where the Pissburg niggas be at?
Starting point is 00:33:23 Where the Pissburg niggas be at? Where they're at? East side. The east side. Where the piss bird niggas be at? What a piss bird niggas. West side niggas. Where the west side knickers at?
Starting point is 00:33:36 Where the west side niggins at? Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Oh, she got on a mosquito net. Come here. What a north side, niggas at the screen door.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Shout out to the line in here with the screen door. What a south side, niggas. Hey. What a south side, niggas. Hey. Can you come? Hey, look at your outfit, I'm impressed. She got to fell off a wedded dress,
Starting point is 00:34:09 and she didn't put it on her jeans and wore it to the show. You just came from a baby shower? She don't tuck the nets in her pants. Hold on. Hold on. Ma'am, wait, wait. It's too much snow outside for you to be dressed up in that bull shit. Wait, ma'am, ma'am.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Excuse me. Hell is this? What do you have a shit, too? She got on some cows. She dressed like she lost her luggage. I want to see this shit. She dressed like she lost her luggage. Let me move, because you'd have made a lot of bad decisions in life.
Starting point is 00:34:53 She didn't hear well, uh-uh, didn't even know she was going to wear that shit. Unk, like whatever you see, baby. What are you? Unk dressed like you great. Go see Keith sweat. No, he not my body all over your body, babe. What's that? You did?
Starting point is 00:35:10 Who is? What's his name? White chocolate. That's what they call you? Y'all want to be black so bad. Shut your head. Look at your house. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:35:19 That shit, frizzy. Don't trust that white lady. He'll try to say, you're going to be a son. What this is his white lady doing? This shit's going to go crazy. What's your name? What's his night? motherfucker ray ray what ray at ray your girl want me to tell you and everybody out here
Starting point is 00:35:38 she want to fuck me ah oh yeah the white lady I was that plan I was that plan that's not what she said Ray Ray that what she's there right okay Ray your white lady is out here being promiscuous and that what she's saying Ray what she's she told me was you want me to tell them all right stand up right she won't me to tell you that she want to fuck me ah ah ah ray man i would just player right right one more time one more two no one more they're gonna tell you for real this out ray stand up you let your white woman come down and myself real talk real talk right No, I promise you, Ray, I promise you, Ray, I'm not going to embarrass you, my dick.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Ray, stand up. Y'all just keep walking out here for pictures. God, damn. What section does y'all sit in? Y'all walk all the way from up there? Nah, for real. Look, sitting a lot. You're talking shit.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Just take the fucking picture. Look, Chico, no, this shit, for real, Chico. It's a real moment. Ray, she won't be to tell you that. Yep, that's it right there. He was pregnant. Yes, it was. Oh.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Nick ain't even happened. He's like, oh, oh, look at Ray face! Ah, look at Ray face! Ah, look at Ray face! Ray! You want to know what you're having? She also wanted me tell you that is my baby, though.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Damn, Ray. Now, Ray, congratulations, Ray. You about to be a daddy. You're about to be a daddy. You're about to be a daddy. You about to be a daddy. You about to be a daddy. She, my nigga, Ray.
Starting point is 00:37:48 He really don't play. He be nothing than white women every day. My nigga, Ray. He really don't play. He be dead than white women like every day. Hey, no, Ray. You know you're not gonna play me You're nothing the white lady about to have a mixed baby
Starting point is 00:38:05 Yeah It's going down tonight your white lady says she pregnant and she got it all right okay Damn Ray It's fucked up You got to raise my son up You know why I'm not playing Ray Congratulations Ray
Starting point is 00:38:23 Congratulations my boy Y'all make some noise for Ray You're about to be a daddy That's a big shit Ray congratulations my nigga who else got some old news y'all just and what that being said salute to all the ladies and it is pregnant now you just ain't took the test yet congratulations you got a surprise you think you fool or no bitch that's a baby ladies y'all be waiting my period still ain't came but it's both it might be a little late because it's the start of the year i haven't boo booed
Starting point is 00:38:50 you're supposed to come on your period january 12th it's february you are pregnant ma'am I've been talking about she had to boo-boot in three days bitch you pregnant pretty I'm fool there's some ghetto shit when you she prayed me I'm not ain't pregnant she prayed me pregnant I'm just here you don't need got to be pregnant but if you're not pregnant but you still got that little baby puds you can't get mad at a nigga for saying congratulations real niggas you ever got a girl pregnant and you ain't even know that it was just free coming like fuck I shouldn't pull it out then if you was gonna get pregnant in there you got pregnant all
Starting point is 00:39:26 Precum, that's going to be a little baby right there. You get her pregnant all pre-cum, that's going to be a little baby. That baby is going to be a little baby. That baby won't need a motherfucker. Stop, bro, stop. How are you going to say daddy, DZ? How that baby go, how the pre-com baby say daddy? Get it down.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Bro, you are fucked up, and I can't believe you started this shit, Chico. Hey, why slow people always think somebody saying? the fucked up part is this somebody sitting in the back listening to it right now man they fucked up dc these ain't dc kill this shit out man you want to say that shit over here hey we just figured out we just figured out something the slow It was pre-come babies, that's what happened.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Dude, you don't repeat that ever again. Hey, I don't care what they say. I got somebody slow in my family. Me too. Everybody got somebody's throwing their family. That's your favorite family member. If somebody fuck with them, you'll beat the shit out somebody for fucking with little Earl.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Y'all would be talking to this shit. Leave the Earl alone, little Earl be mine that's been in. Hmm. I used to have my little cousin to go, fuck with my partner. My partner used to be in there on the game and shit. I used to make my cousin going there, going there walking in front of the TV and you used to be in there like who my party's
Starting point is 00:41:02 be like D.C. Hey man that's so fucked up because it made me think about thinking about my little slow cousin right you know how people I got a little slow cousin sitting on the couch and my auntie walked back she was just playing she was like sit a little ugly self down he started crying it really hurt his But then she went in the back and got ready for church and when she came out, he said, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. She said, what are you laughing at? Can you ugly like me?
Starting point is 00:41:38 See, Lord Ray don't never stop moving. Until you got a pee-pee. You are not about to do this. You stop, stop right fucking now. You live it alone. Hey, don't you fucking do this shit, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Hey, no snow.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Hey, no, hey, no snow, my brother, poor that dick out, anywhere. Pull the pants all the way. Hey, fellas, you ever walking the bar from a nigga in there with his pants down to his ankle pin? Hi. No hands. Pull your pants up. Roger. No hand.
Starting point is 00:42:16 No hands. That, niggins. Hey, man, stop. You just made me choke on this goddamn water. He was too early in the show for this type of shit. Man. What are you doing, Tico? Look at y'all.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Coming through here looking like some ghetto ninjas. You walking like you shouldn't have wore them boots. Them motherfuckin'y's fucking your knees up. You walk inside. You walking like L'Rae. I know you ain't had them heels on in there snowbed. Take my shoes off, just drag me in that. Ah, ha.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Ah, damn. Ah! A lot to salute to all the ladies that wore them shoes the night you know you wasn't supposed to wear. Right. That nigga got on some shoes. He know he wasn't supposed to wear. They got on some gold lepracons shoes. Your toes gonna be beaten by the end of the night.
Starting point is 00:43:14 What a parking lot in. Ain't the parking lot down the street? I'm gonna walk out there. I wanna see a nigga walk out there with them church shoes and slid all the way to to the goddamn car. Nicky had to park and catch the bus here. Like, what the fuck? I see everybody, they're just walking.
Starting point is 00:43:28 I'm like, what are they walking from? It's some ladies out there with no panties on. That pussy going to be frozen. Ha. Coochie out. Puss out. Go ahead and sit in the sink for about 15 minutes. Do you want to feel the snowman, frozen pussy having it?
Starting point is 00:43:43 Coochee lives down there just shivering. If your cooch is stanking this weather, your spirit fucked up. right you got to go to the hospital tonight if your pussy's thinking it's this cold outside your pussy got a demon in it ma'am your coochie ain't supposed to stank in the winter time bitch why your coochie smell like fart she's been putted hey bro hey real time I don't know I did some yon nigga shit but if you ever been hit a bit from the back and you just like sped and shit and you like
Starting point is 00:44:16 fuck niggas you gonna put your nose to the asshole only DC can fucking smell a ass at the same time oh my head out her mood is like hair-eye are you are sick ha ha ha ha you are sick lady be doing they mood to be stank in bitch what look at the ladies mad I know ladies always talking about how pussy smell we don't never get to talk about how them nuts get the kick you know do we let's get loo I know fuck y'all niggas y'all know we got to go through to keep our nuts fresh fellas you ever put baby pot in your drawers nick that shit don't work well hey look mad look like that's for women you put baby powder in your drawers this shit
Starting point is 00:45:08 gonna clop up is gonna look like you got three nuts right or yeast infection you like god damn I ain't put no big pines I couldn't do baby powder my draw I fought too much I put baby pound in my drawn I fought you see a whole little clap ain't like that nigga booty smoking
Starting point is 00:45:35 That's fucked up Because I used to be playing ball, and I just fought. You had that old man. Oh, if he's see, bro. What's up, baby? I hope that ain't your nigga you sitting with. You should have saw how he looked at it. If you when she yelled your name, that nigga shit.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Hey, they don't make me be responsible for that nigga beating your ass on the way home. Yeah, so you enjoyed the show. I bet you did bitch. Be yelling no motherfucking nigga name in my mom. motherfuckin' presence home I dare you bitch that dare you I ain't not like with a big head hit that one of that she's serious she get hit twice she just started looking at the window make a knock tears I stop waving at me man that nigga is right beside you he can see you you fucking both of them oh well I definitely don't
Starting point is 00:46:42 want to fuck with y'all that hey what they do in the club who say that who's fucking both what they say in the club leave my friend alone he could she she fucking her and him uh-uh are you but you fucking her and him but is he fucking both of y'all man fuck hurt slim move stupid that's fucked up right now how you gonna let her get some pussy and not getting under you that's fucked up so you be watching like yeah go ahead lick that pussy baby he don't even be over there that's all y'all gonna do okay you and they can i try okay you ain't they beating your meat they fucking it's gotta be because he gonna be sitting there jacking up
Starting point is 00:47:31 you're like that's it y'all done how the fuck y'all know you all doing you know what to be really disrespectful if like she'd be like bitch i want some dick and then the other one get up and go get a deal though that nigga like a bitch They don't trust your ass. Didn't we tell you white lady we're not doing it tonight? I'd be running from white women like they're polly or shit. Then you came up his thumbing like a real drunk white woman so who wants to fuck me. Which one of you guys want to fuck me?
Starting point is 00:48:02 Come on. Can we smoke first? You guys got it in marijuana. I want some cocaine. I got some cocaine. Hell no, shoddy, doesn't look like to set up. Come on, come on. Come on, what you want to do? White girls trying to set us up.
Starting point is 00:48:17 You want to get a picture? Come on, turn around to take it. She got a bump on a little back up. White women trying to set us up. Oh, bitch. White women trying to set us up. I cut my hands up, bitch. She wasn't going to be.
Starting point is 00:48:32 It was two guys. No, bitch. Chico was myself. The white women tried to set us up. The white girl trying to set us up The white girl trying to set us up The white women trying to set us up and we don't play You trying to make me get you pregnant like my home girl right
Starting point is 00:48:54 I say you playing I ain't doing it you stunting for real The white girl give it pussy but it get niggas killed I say what's up with your baby won't you walk back down The white girl That scared me right there. I ain't gonna do that. You see these white dudes in here and they lookin' at us. If we get too close to you, then he gonna start the fuss.
Starting point is 00:49:19 I said, Chico, I have no games to play. If you fuck with her, what is her daddy gonna say? He'll be like, I can't believe you pull the trigger. I let you go to Pittsburgh by yourself and you're gonna come on with it. Out of it in life, yep, bitch-ass nigger. I'm about to fuck your daughter, ho. Nope, the white girl tried to set us up. What?
Starting point is 00:49:49 What? The white girl tried to settle some. Listen, your white girl, let me make it clear. I ain't been to fuck with you because you did this shit. Here, hold up. Shit, I might have to rethink that. Because when you fuck with black bitch, you ain't going back Hey hey oh look at this bitch look at this bitch look at this hell nah
Starting point is 00:50:14 I'm not fucking with you this bitch tell you Hell nah The white girl tried to set us up This bitch dance like a germ The white girl tried to set us up No The white girl tried to settle D.C.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Like a germ when you put the hand sanitized on it Right The white girl tried to set us up Been trying to do the limbo. The way girl trying to set us up. Up here trying to set us up, set us up like no other. Sorry, white bitch, I like my girls that smell like cocoa butter.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Cocoa, cocoa butter. Oh, like black girl. Like her, ooh, like her, ooh, like her. That's so cool. Wait, you don't want that. That ain't a cool, good ass a saber. Two Tiger, Jack. Right now.
Starting point is 00:51:08 I like Sanger Tube Tigers. Don't fuck with that. I speak Cougar. Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah. She ain't all the way developed.
Starting point is 00:51:21 No. I don't know what that mean. You third at one? Oh, that's why you don't know what that mean. She 31? Uh-huh. That's how old cougas pussy get with. She didn't have had a rough life.
Starting point is 00:51:40 She's talking about it, it's like, nah, that ain't done right there. For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is the turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor?
Starting point is 00:52:23 But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt. For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was the prey. And then he became the Pry. Listen to the Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast.
Starting point is 00:53:36 It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Our IHeart Radio Music Festival, presented by Capital One, is coming back to Las Vegas. Vegas. September 19th and 20th. On your feet. Streaming live only on Hulu.
Starting point is 00:54:03 gentlemen, Brian Adams, Ed Sheeran, Fade, Chlorilla, Jelly Roll, Chon Fogarty, Lil Wayne, L.L. Cool J, Mariah, Maroon 5, Sammy Hagar, Tate McCraig, the Offspring, Tim McGraw. Tickets are on sale now at AXS.com. Get your tickets today. AXS.com. Fuck y'all. Did y'all see the white girl dancing and bend over like the bitch from the ring that came out to TV, she? Hell nah. Hell no, get your ass back in the television, white woman. That she was nasty. That bitch did this. Y'all missed it.
Starting point is 00:54:42 She was like, uh-uh, that scared me. That bitch been practicing it. It was three knickers that, uh-uh. What if the local police was like, okay, sitting in the white girl? in the white girl see what they do now go go go fuck right that was game it up we knew she the police right they like turn around do the limbo right the white girl tried to set us up the white girl tried to set us up she got this black blue y'all covered didn't it fuck out of her damn that's fucked up
Starting point is 00:55:23 What she was from? I don't know. But she was dancing like the white girls at the strip club. Make it up. Make some noise for Amber. Pull some sugar on me. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we got those five-dollar butt lights on tap.
Starting point is 00:55:41 We can come over there. Welcome the club, Sugar Lounge. We got Courtney Lynn coming to the stage. Courtney Lynn. She's name. Ah. Uh-uh, it don't be that much soul in a white strip club. It'd be like, boom-p-p-cah, boom-cac, boom-cac, boom-cat, bink-cac.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I'm like, yeah, I'm not buying no pussy in here. You go to a white strip club, you better do cocaine because that's ever, that's what they do. Right. Have you ever been to the white strip club? Hell yeah. They offer you some regular shit like they're really doing some freaky shit. You want to fill my tents? No.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Bitch ain't had no teeth, this woman, white girl. I said, move, bitch. You look like me. Move. Bitch, nipples right in my face. I don't want that. Right. Some of them white strippers be built like windshield wipers.
Starting point is 00:56:35 You're like, bitch, no, I'm good. I don't want to windshield wipe a lap dance. You're going to fuck my jeans up. They ain't got no ass. They don't be sag. What's up, girl? You don't love me. You told the other nigga you love him first.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Don't fucking love me. She said she do cocaine. She said she do cocaine. Don't do it. Don't fuck with him. Don't love me second. Salute to everybody who drove from somewhere else to come to the show. Please say, Joe.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Where you come from, Gee? Where you drive from? Cleveland. Cleveland. How far that is? Nigger here, we're like, damn. Cleveland, my nigga, come, right? Boom, bong, bong, bong.
Starting point is 00:57:19 How far Cleveland in there? Far Cleveland there. Two hours out of that ain't shit, nigga. This nigga must ain't got no car. What a nigga? Who drove more than six hours? From where? That nigga, truck driver.
Starting point is 00:57:34 From where? From where? Jersey. Jersey? Bitch? We fuck with you for that. Fuck, fuck. I took four trains to get here.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Jersey. I preached at six. Six hours. What you say, OG? Hey O G. Pete Roe? Pete Roe? No, he drove. You from Pete Roe?
Starting point is 00:57:55 Man, all y'all, y'all think are talking like, y'all got teeth in y'all, man. I'm from feet, dude. What, I'm from Fleet Roe. Now, he do got this cigarette, that boy. No, Nick, we drove. That's what's up. We appreciate y'all. Look at the people in the back.
Starting point is 00:58:14 They can't get that shit up here. I don't know what you said. Hey, you know who we really got to give us. You really got to give a shout out to people who drove up here with a check engine light on. You was risking it. God damn, this bitch stand up for everything. Wait, don't get too excited because you got to drive back, ma'am. You're going to sleep back?
Starting point is 00:58:34 Oh, you got everything fucked up. And you didn't drove up here like y'all came to see us. You know damn where y'all was delivering some dope and just said, oh, the niggas in town. Fucking, let's go to the show. What? Appreciate that real love right there. People in the back, we appreciate y'all too. Even though y'all just bought y'all ticket yesterday.
Starting point is 00:58:52 That's fucked up. It's still people coming in. Look at the late white people. Saloof, y'all for fucking up the stereotype. It ain't just us. Thank you. Look at her with this 1998 Buick suit outfit. She got a... That's not your hell. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Try to turn that shit. Like, okay. Uh-uh, bitch. Don't do that. You got to take it at some of this thing, shut up. You do look like a fashion-over model, though. You did your thing. Nah, she's good. You look good. Look at this nigga here. I'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Bubba Sparks in this motherfucker's ass. White people are all trying to fuck some shit up. What do you think I should do now? Okay. Well, yep, they go white people shit. Hey, you know the crazy part, he's playing that shit. Soon as I finish my beer, I'm going to stand up and grab my tits. That's crazy though.
Starting point is 00:59:54 The white people are always fucking a baggatherer. That's right, Miller Lott. I got a Miller lot. Damn, what's so, honey? Your stunch, hanging out. Pull your shirt down. You got dreads all the way around? Let me see.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Oh, just on top. She looked like SpongeBob, how dumb. Niggie, you got on a turtleneck, you get your poetic ass out there. Nika look like you're about to come up here and spit some spoken word. They got a big-ass-head. Boy, if you're gonna sit your wheel like ain't looking ass now. Hold up, hold up, hold up, come here.
Starting point is 01:00:25 His brain saying he's nervous. Ah, you can feel his brain. What's up, me? That nigga look like Boobie. Boobie Johnson, what's up, game? You do look like Antoine Fisher. They do say that, ah, you ugly, fuck, but. I think I dread right here.
Starting point is 01:00:48 This niggas is stupid. Drens on the top of your head, Nick. This nigger here. I'm mad because I'm bald? No, I'm glad because I'm bald. If they gave me that option, I'd be like, fucking cut it off. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Hey, yo barber see you every time. He'd be like, hey, they're going to a little stupid that. They got me cutting right up. Boy, you'll get you a little onion here. I'll be charging that nigga Eric Skr, he's stupid it for real, for real. How you tell your people you want to cut? You like, yeah, just do the whole thing, but just don't touch this part. You get a whole thing.
Starting point is 01:01:20 Hey, dude go my favorite bank teller. Get on your ass. Hey, Auntie. God damn Stella got a groomed. You want to, that's your son? Oh, fun. Oh, no, you said, I want to pitch it with my son. I was like, damn.
Starting point is 01:01:31 Your son love me? Oh, shit, here he go. Oh, hell no. This is this, nigger. Hell, man. Did you not hear what we said about the white people Bubba Sparks? Get your ass back. Get your ass back.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Get your ass to the back. Hey, Josh, what's your name? Hey, Josh. Get your eyes back. Get your ass back, you bitch nigger. Go ahead, Josh. Josh, Josh, a real country. It's a real white boy.
Starting point is 01:02:08 That niggum, mom got a peephole in it. I see you, John. They got that mouth. He got a mouth mouth. He got that look. Damn Josh. What up, Judge. They got to spit out tobacco.
Starting point is 01:02:18 This is people 14th year anniversary. Shout out. Happy anniversary. 14 anniversary on what? Crack. Shut up. Get your ass back. That nigga.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Josh here, man. We're going to the Black Show. I got to go to Jimmy Jazz and give me something. where tonight. Look, he got Memo back there. Hey, Memo. Memo, back there. Hey, Memo. Hey, Memo. Hey, Memo. Hey. We see you back here. Memo, Josh, stand up. Hello, turn it off. Let me talk this white piece of shit. Memo. Stay there for Josh. Come on, Memo. Get your else. Stand up. Come on, ma'am. Come on, ma'am. We got to stand it.
Starting point is 01:03:04 She said, I don't know who he's talking about. We're talking to you, ma'am. Sit your black ass down. Oh, Josh, there's your paper right there? Oh, you fucked us up. Josh, get your ass back there. I thought you were with me, Mom. I thought you was with Memo. Get your ass back here.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Nigger, a prostitute. Y'all didn't want to stand up. Y'all didn't adopt it, Josh. He'd be telling everybody. My mom and my dad are black. Fuck are you talking about. You think you shit, nigger. That's your best customer.
Starting point is 01:03:33 I know what's going on. Nigger, I brought their best customer to the show. Hey, what you doing? Oh, come on, I got you. Shit, that niggas spend money every day, shit. Salute to the lady right there with the Tina Turner hair. He's a looking best customer for my show. I understand.
Starting point is 01:03:49 You will not be a man. Make my heart on track. It's maybe using Josh cars shit. That was what's love got to do with it, we? I know. What's love got to do with it? Josh, I know what's going on. Josh on their mill, they're using him.
Starting point is 01:04:09 Come on, girl. Shit. You over here smelling like fabloso. That's because she cleaned the house up before she came out. That's right. Go ahead, Auntie. What happened to that lady?
Starting point is 01:04:23 Look how she running away in the boots. Yep, they coochie hair itch. She just shaved. The bitch ain't shaved in 20 years. Oh shit. I got to give a shout out to my. folks at Pretty's pit. I went through that last night. Y'all ever been the pretties pit? That was that shit was dope down there. I went through there. I had told
Starting point is 01:04:44 him I would give him a shout out. You did? I didn't eat. The aunties was in that motherfucker deep last night boy. They got to plan that Frankie Bevin in the business in there. Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't eat. It was too cold outside. It was too walked outside. That shit changed my mind. I was starving too. I got outside. I said, you know what, I'll wait to tomorrow. The dream girls. I didn't wait on that shit out there, but die. They ain't the fuck.
Starting point is 01:05:10 With the drink at home. Shit. Where these bitches is flying from? Man. Yeah. With teeth is like that. Ain't they going to like, God. Tid is so big you need a hat on it, ma'am.
Starting point is 01:05:27 Y'all look like y'all cheerlead for the beauty supply store. That's what it is. The beauty surprise store cheerie. Got to have one white for it. They don't really fuck with you. They're using you too, bitch. They do not like you, white girl. I'm just letting you know.
Starting point is 01:05:43 They're using you for your car. They can smoke in your house. They made the white girl drive. Bitch, you know you're driving that fucking Camry. Get a kid. It's cold outside. They're like, when we go smoke at Anameth's house, bitch. You know the white girl don't know how to tell him no.
Starting point is 01:06:01 We're like, bitch, let me use your car till Monday. But I gotta go to world. You got them. Titty. I don't want to make sure that we do a real hat. Took a picture with some titty. Come on a dream, girl. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:06:15 City girl. You got that tattooed up four times. City girl. I don't know shit. She did. Ah! Look at the white girl telling on you. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:26 You know the white girl is a shirt, she got a bad tattoo. Why you put two on like, like, bach, bach. Did the nigger who did it, he was like, oh, that shit gonna hurt. What's your name? Ashley.
Starting point is 01:06:41 I'm scared of you, Ashley. You should her name, Ma'haun. What she said, her name was? She said, Ah, Shui. Ah, shit. Her eyelashes look like umbrellas. Her eyelashes look like umbrellas. These motherfuck is big as fuck.
Starting point is 01:06:58 That bitch, eyelashes look like this. This, bitch. Got them eyelash umbrellas on. Like, ladies, do y'all be feeling that shit when they're hanging? Because y'all be acting like y'all, y'all don't. Could we be like, uh, there's something on your eye and you'd be like, uh, what? They got a way of fake eyelashes now because they've ripped all their real ones on. I'm like, bitch, I know you fear that shit, that shit in your eye hole.
Starting point is 01:07:20 That shit ain't fair. Ladies, y'all get to go get that big ass eyelashes, the fake eyebrows, the goddamn makeup. The nace front? Niggas can't do nothin. If a nigga came, if I'm baldhead and I come back tomorrow with some dreads, you're gonna break up with me. Right Fake-ass, nigga You's a fake-ass
Starting point is 01:07:36 Nicky, that makes your motherfucking dreads What type of nigga with a wig? And I can't be bald-ha. You're trying to be like you, bitch. Fuck you're talking about. I can't be bald-hae Because I got them little wrinkles back there. Oh, you got that hot dog pat?
Starting point is 01:07:48 Right. Every nigga who's bald-ha got the little wrinkles. Those shit's ugly, bro. Yeah. He thinks he's cool. That way he walked like this. Right. Back of your head look like Homer Simpson-mouth.
Starting point is 01:07:57 You got that. You got that. You got that dope. That nigga, hey. The back of that nigga head look like that. Yep, got that give me a kiss in Look at her boots hurtin too you got on them yep
Starting point is 01:08:09 Them Rick Jane she's a very freaky girl She's been pretty she pregnant I ain't see it at first I'm like I didn't want to be dude to smith until I she turned to the side. I was like oh well, okay Shut up to all the pregnant women that still be trying to hollet niggas Oh look we got a traffic not written come to do come on highlight the pregnant girl trying to hollet me she's like so did baby ain't got shit to do with you ain't hell nah I'd be scared to fun the pregnant woman now I'm in there trying to miss the baby pushing me way
Starting point is 01:08:51 maybe wonderful too I was like you sure go off the pokey there yeah no I'm trying to miss the baby now your son and they be like I know this ain't my daddy right here We'll be to go in there and say hello. Your son in the womb dancing like Lord Kim. That was hilarious. And the baby's singer of her shit. He like this bitch got company. My feet ain't even done yet.
Starting point is 01:09:19 You should be ready for this shit. Hey, y'all know y'all be fucking when y'all bring it. Could y'all turn to the side? Yeah, they turn to the side and they get their booty seat. Oh, I'm glad you wave. I thought a nigger was back there yelling my name. I was gonna walk out this bitch. If you wouldn't have stuck your hand up,
Starting point is 01:09:41 I would have just kept looking like a hair. Who said this? She sounded like she was far. That lady right there. God damn, Josh, put your goddamn hand down, man. What fuck is wrong with you? Collin! I told y'all not to mess with them slow people earlier. And now the motherfucking won't be y'all.
Starting point is 01:09:55 I told y'all not to do that shit. You just got to speak, they lame. What's you? My name, Josh, what's your name? Yeah, look at this stupid, man. Stop doing that shit, bro. That's fucked up. When they look back.
Starting point is 01:10:19 What up? Shit, I used to work with slow people. The first thing they tell you when you work with slow people was that they want you to treat them like regular people. So we talk about your ass like regular people. That's what it is. What you just say? Huh?
Starting point is 01:10:35 What you did say? I said, I used to work with slow people. The first thing they tell you when you work with slow people that you're supposed to treat them like regular people. You work with them. Yeah. Yeah. I had clients, niggins.
Starting point is 01:10:52 Ain't nobody. You ever seen them niggas walking through the mall? And make some noise if you didn't ever had clients in this bumble. hey hey you know what time that's right you got to come get five you be that nigga walking through the mall holding hands with the white boy and shit come on Josh you got to work with him every day every day you try the white man you're blessed do you try the white man you draw the white man is you do you work in the facility or you or you just they live at their house you work in the
Starting point is 01:11:24 facility you got to pick the niggas a facility that facility be a motherfucking on it The shit you see at the facility? Oh my God. Hold up, nigga. You got to go pick them up. Yeah, he's driving away. Listen. You got to get them out the back?
Starting point is 01:11:36 You got to get them out of the van. Yeah. Hey, boom. Hey, they'll be walking around the vicinity and they draws and shit. What's your name, G? Tron. Tuan. They'd be saying your name.
Starting point is 01:11:52 Twah! Twah! The niggiggins is angry. You be like, what, Randy. Yeah. Toami, like, calm down, Randy. Calm down. We're going to get some ice cream.
Starting point is 01:12:06 You mean to tell me, it's all that snow outside and dish your jacket. Nick, it's snow outside. He is not trying to match. What? You in the car? That's right. That cold is snow resistant. Tell them, niggins, fuck that.
Starting point is 01:12:18 If it get too cold, you can cut a piece of your jacket off and make a potato with this motherfucker. Got that aluminum foil jacket on, Nick. Snow get on that. It don't even stick. It just slide on out. But now, nigga, don't, don't jump over the fat that you work with Slow Nick. Yeah, I did. For years.
Starting point is 01:12:34 That's what I did. What? For years. Yeah. Please tell us. Okay. So what I was was called a qualified professional. Now, what a qualified professional does is they get plans for people who are slow and they have to meet these certain goals every day.
Starting point is 01:12:48 So, like, some of my clients, like, you know, let's say you was my client. I'm not your client. Let's just say you are. I mean, you slow a little bit. So let's just say. You is my client. Your goal is you have to learn how to read something every day. So you got to read a paragraph or something every day. Y'all are forcing them to read?
Starting point is 01:13:07 No, you don't force them. They got to learn. You teach them how to read. They can't go read. Yes, they can. You see how you acting slow right now? That would be me helping you. D.C., look, this is what we got to do. Look, you got to read your paragraph, okay? I don't want to read. No, D.C. Look, look. Now, look, look, look at me. Put, put the, put your hands down. Okay. What does, what does this word say? Get out your nose. Get out your nose. What does this word say? Beech!
Starting point is 01:13:44 No, it says queen. Can you say queen? Coo? Beet! Alright, you know what? Fuck it. We gonna skip that goal. Come on. Let's go. for a walk, come on. I don't want to walk. Come on, let's go for a walk.
Starting point is 01:14:01 Get your ass up. Come on, let's go for a walk. Come on. Get up. Stop looking. Get up. Get up and let's go for a walk. What do you want?
Starting point is 01:14:14 You'll get your snack when we walk. Come on. You want to send your song? Send your song. Send your song. Let's sing your song. These holes ain't loyal. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:25 These holes ain't loyal. Sing it. White woman. Hey white girl, how you doing? Sing your song. Do you want to speak to the white lady? No. Sing your song.
Starting point is 01:14:40 I watch the news. Okay. They go some more white people. You want to speak to white people? No, turn around. Okay. That was my job. That's what I mean every day.
Starting point is 01:14:52 It's wrong with all white women, man. What the fuck going on? Pittsburgh, they set us up. Let's go. Oh, it's three of y'all, hell now. All the white women that went back and told her friends it didn't work with just one.
Starting point is 01:15:03 You three go. Chico, they can't find us back here. Huh? We got to go to the niggas since shit. Come on. White girls trying to set us up. How many of them out there? How many of them out there?
Starting point is 01:15:18 White girl trying to set us up. Jack. Jack. We ain't falling for the trap. The couched and broke. It's a setup, folks. Too many white people. How many of them out there?
Starting point is 01:15:32 How many of them out there? Throw mayonnaise. Throw mayonnaise. Hey, man. Hey, man. What the fuck? He throw some mannade packages. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:15:44 Look at this nigga that came. Uh-oh. Oh, there you go. That nigga don't give a fuck. And look at the black girl with my feet. He's about to get in there. Boy, you're about to get fucked up in. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:15:56 That nigga that walked this girl up here, twirked on the white bitch. That nigga crazy. Yeah, he's crazy. That nigga crazy. How many of them out there? Move. Y'all are really walking up here with the terrible and phone. Hey, this is...
Starting point is 01:16:10 Excuse. Hey, man. O's ain't shit. I don't even look like that. Wade women. Move. What's it? What's up, G?
Starting point is 01:16:19 How you doing, man? You said that. All right, come on, nigger. Nah, niggas with the goddamn dreads. Man, y'all gonna sit the fucking down. Sit down. You're gonna sit down. Sit your ass down.
Starting point is 01:16:34 Sit your ass down. Ain't nobody told you to come up here. You can't get a picture. Sit your ass down. Ain't nobody told you. You got a great white shark. You got them teabag tithies, ma'am. Your shit look like teabags.
Starting point is 01:16:48 See the girl tities alone. White saggy tities are bad for you. They saw? They saw. Oh, okay. How many of them out there? You gotta go to that gas station and put some air in your tities, man. They went flat.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Nope. Ma'am, I am scared. They are white. They're trying to get us. We've been successful for too long. It's a trick. It's a trap. It's a trick, niggas.
Starting point is 01:17:13 They still there. I know they still there. They're trying to get us. They still there. Throw some man-aid packages. All right, all right. Let's come up with a plan of how we get rid of the white one. I don't know what the fucking got.
Starting point is 01:17:24 We don't know. They are following us. We need a... I am scared. What we got to do? We don't know what to do to get rid of them. I know what to do to get rid of them. We need Samuel Jackson.
Starting point is 01:17:39 I know what they do to get rid of him. Hey, hey, hey, guys. Starbucks has a sale on coffee back there. No, I know how to get rid of. I got $100 for the first bitch to come up here. Whop my ass! No, wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, hey, hey, back y'all ass to fuck up. Look, back up, back up, back up.
Starting point is 01:18:02 Black women, back up, it is Black History Month. We do not want to be the, bitch, black egg, God damn, D.C. Hey, it's where we go. Go sit down. This niggas walking up in. Them niggas like shit, I need that, honey. I don't know. Sit down.
Starting point is 01:18:22 Don't you fucking play with me. Sit down. Passing shit, I was so sad. Sit down. That is black history mark. We do not be... We do not need to be the biggest. Be you woken.
Starting point is 01:18:34 I beat that bitch. Give me hand right now. We're gonna ask everyone to return to their seats. Return to your seats. We're gonna ask you to. Man, damn. To who? Who?
Starting point is 01:18:46 This is white people. White people. Let me tell you, rule number one, you do not want to agitate black people. Rule number two You are outnumbered in a room Full of black people And rule number three
Starting point is 01:18:58 If we whip your ass Ain't nobody telling no nobody Shit There's a more white Wait a minute here They're like, you got me I hope you to listen to them three rules bitch
Starting point is 01:19:10 I'm calling the authority You got my 30 seconds before you All right You guys are fucking crazy Shout out to who Shout out DeVina, come get your goddamn sisters. Alright, because your sisters are down. Look at them two bitches right there.
Starting point is 01:19:28 They're about to whoop ya. It is black history month. These white women should not be this close to niggas in February. Tell me y'all, man. Y'all was trying to take some shit from the niggas, man. Black history, mine, white people just going crazy. Look.
Starting point is 01:19:42 We'll let y'all stay up here if you can sing the black national anthem. Whoa. Oops. Whoa. See, they kept walking. Fuck that. That's not a real song. Shit, I don't even know the black national anthem. I do. Unless you're talking about before I let go.
Starting point is 01:19:58 That's the black national anthem, man. Ain't that the black national? That's the shit. I've been on there today. That's a good ass point. If you can make the black national anthem a song, you will make it before I let go. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:13 You know what I would make it? What? No, if you buck. No, if you buck. Yeah. No. Yeah. A lot of my cat-to-biz the ho-and-l lingo on your down street.
Starting point is 01:20:24 Y'all, y'all, in the down thing, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. Hold up, ladies, hold on a lady, here we go, here we go, here we go. Yeah, we knuck-in' and bucking and ready to fight. I would... We'll turn this motherfucker out, bitch. You better sit your ass down. Don't get me started. I'll lead the nigga ass so quick. What, turn that shit on?
Starting point is 01:20:53 Now the whole guy down stage is quick. Nika Whitton, walk up on a nigga. Somebody gonna fuck around and fall. That's what's gonna happen next. That should be the black national anthem. See how they get niggas? Don't nothing make niggins more excited than that. I ain't get on nobody wig did it.
Starting point is 01:21:13 Oh. That shit to start rising. Whoa. Whoa. That'll be the shit. But like all the black people play stand for the black national anthem, niggas get up. One, two, three. All the white people are going to chuckle for the white women.
Starting point is 01:21:29 Nuck if you buck. If you're up, y'all, ya, y'all. All the niggas stand up. It's black history mom. Fuck, you're real. Stand up. Yeah, sir. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 01:21:45 Yes, sir. Put your right hand over your heart. Put your right hand over your heart. Yes, sir. We're about to sing the new Black National Anthem. One, two, one, two, three, and go. We're knocking and ready to fight. I wish I ain't a wooker, fuck up.
Starting point is 01:21:59 Hey, CB, I ain't up there nice. Now, look at y'all, y'all, y'all do not know the words. Y'all do not know the words. That's what making the black national anthem. Because you don't know the, look at you. You're man. You're mad because we have unity. You're late.
Starting point is 01:22:16 You're mad because we have a stab and unity, white, man. You're mad. White people man White people man Yeah white people man White people man Yeah, white people man White yeah
Starting point is 01:22:30 I say they man Ya I say black history month It's black History money It's black history month somebody going roll up a black history blood Black history blood for black history money. You said, it's black history blood for black history money.
Starting point is 01:22:55 Okay. A black history black for black history money. Oh, oh, oh. You know it's the thing. They say black did a real. We did a truth. You look like that. That nigga look like Pettie Pablo.
Starting point is 01:23:12 Talk your shit, O.G. This ain't the real Pittsburgh. This ain't the real Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh I see real Pittsburgh all through this mom He said this ain't the real Pittsburgh what the fuck This ain't the real pipsy what a real pit bird is Oh look that nigger said I know this we know we not in Pittsburgh but Pittsburgh in this bitch so we didn't turn it into Pittsburgh We go turn this go turn these folks school all the way to fuck up you did
Starting point is 01:23:42 Man what the fuck you talk about me my nigo what the fuck you talk about my nigo what your fuck you talk Yeah, now. My nigga, what the fuckin' about? We need white most shit. That's not crazy. He said we ain't in the real Pittsburgh. Uh-huh. That's the most obscene shit I think I've ever heard.
Starting point is 01:24:02 You see. Because Pittsburgh in this bitch. Uh-huh. Niggas on all types of shit. With the lunch lady on, lacefront, we hit. Black history month. A black history month.
Starting point is 01:24:16 A black history is free. The whole month. shit by shit with EBT because that's how we do. Where was you with Becky and Amanda was up here being fucking assholes? Right. Yeah, don't act like you gonna do something now, Alex. Look, he's mad. He's mad like, ugh. He saw all the niggers come up here and he was like, oh, oh shit, come on.
Starting point is 01:24:37 Oh, we're in danger now. Oh, we was fucking threatened by Amanda and Becky. When Melissa came, he didn't come, Josh. We was not threatened by our people. That's what we did. I know you hear me, Josh. I don't give a fuck, bro. We did. I don't give a fuck, bro.
Starting point is 01:24:50 I don't care, bro. Keep looking straight, bro. Yeah, you, bro. Yeah, you, bro. Yeah, bro. That's right, bro. Fucking turn red, bro. You tell him.
Starting point is 01:24:58 You tell him. Turn red, bro. Fucking come at me, bro. What are you mad? Get your hand on your pocket, bro. See your fucking pocket, bro. It's black history month, bro. We're turned up in this bitch, bro.
Starting point is 01:25:08 You tell him again, bro. We're fucking turned up in this bitch, Josh. Well, yeah, that's right. You better laugh, asshole. Guess what? You're not gonna believe this. You're not gonna believe this. What?
Starting point is 01:25:19 He's mad. Oh, he's mad. Oh, well, fuck you too, Mr. Clean. Nobody give a fuck about you. Your ball hair, you're a skinhead. I don't give a fuck about a player. You know who you remind me up? Hold up, Chico.
Starting point is 01:25:29 Hold up, Chico. I know who this guy is. Who is he? Uh-huh. He think he's slick. This is fucking Stonecoast Steve Austin, bro. Yeah. I'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass on your ass, white, white.
Starting point is 01:25:40 What the fuck, bro? It's black history. We're turning this school the fuck up for the black history and all that good shit. Well, you think shit's funny, huh? Who's your favorite black person? You don't fucking no, fuck you asshole! He pointed at you, Chico, you!
Starting point is 01:25:57 That's a nigga. Nick, think Chico a rapper. This nigga's stupid. You ain't hit me? I know why you ain't getting you. You ain't looking like some Halloween candy. I mean, the Valentine's Day, my bad. That's the box.
Starting point is 01:26:12 That's the box. Take line, guys. Got big air here. Take five. There you go. Hey, big a hair, that shit took the whole phone. I'm like, bitch, you get back your phone up, you got her shit made out of Durek.
Starting point is 01:26:26 I bet the hair on your legs gonna have waves when you get on. Look at this little nigger here. Oh, damn. A little bad bastard. Who then let the little boy in here? That's why you're gonna go to school and learn about even booted, nigga. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 01:26:41 What's up, niggas. Hey, what's up, Lord man? How are you? I got a question for you, Lord dog. You're 11? I got a question for you little dog you got a cell phone you be on your cell phone you be watching porn on your phone hey tell the truth tell the truth you be watching that shit don't you what sight you go to young nigga trouble what thing you're a
Starting point is 01:27:01 snake no he might tell he like what side you go to tasty blacks tonight but you get to the house right go to tasty blacks and fuck I'm telling you that's what you need to do yo nigga fuck them up I'm telling you you got to learn how to use that shit before you get old Bro, shit lead, bro. You're lit. You play basketball? You play basketball?
Starting point is 01:27:24 What's your name, little man? Kevin? Kevin, nice to meet you, Kevin. What school are you going to? Let's go to. Gilbert? My nigga. That's what it is.
Starting point is 01:27:35 Fifth grade. Damn, boy. What's the thing I got long time. What you want to do? Where your mom at? Your mama right there. Where your daddy at? Who's your home?
Starting point is 01:27:47 You're in here? Your mom and your daddy still go? You know why he ain't here? They not? He at home looking at tasty blacks. What's up, mama? She got braids on the side of her head. Hey, man, your mama look good to go. Oh?
Starting point is 01:28:03 That's right, take that picture, son. That's right. What's up, stepson? Nephew! You gotta get one together, son. Hold up, turn the camera around, let's get one to go. Ask what they want for Christmas, Chico. Turn it around. Hey, y'all.
Starting point is 01:28:27 This mama should be pitied and singing to her baby daddy and I'd be like, don't worry about that little money. Don't worry about it, yeah, I got them. This is my little man, you see it's Shane, we're gonna upgrade this. This is my little son right here, man. You know, he's doing good in school, he's getting the A's, you know what I mean, and all that good shit.
Starting point is 01:28:42 So look, hey, look, look, look, look, mama behind us. Mama behind us, she's exciting because you know, Son ain't no He thought his mama was in trouble when she was screaming That was just me making the family better You know what I'm saying That's right man, that's right
Starting point is 01:28:56 Don't delete the video either Which is happy ass There we go All right mama, I see you later You gonna have that nigga Want his family back chingo Niggins I brought the whole family up Look some family reunion
Starting point is 01:29:08 Hey auntie Nick a nigga Jeremy down here with 85 South Come on y'all come on You watch our show all the time You dress like you're a robber Checkcashing place Lookin' about the whole family down. Come on y'all, shit.
Starting point is 01:29:19 Everybody's shit, come on. She got to go to work after this. That's his auntie right there. Thank you for taking the picture with my nephew. I didn't forgot about you, asshole. That was the best. I didn't fucking forgot about you, asshole. You don't even have a fucking gun.
Starting point is 01:29:35 You got a flashlight. What are you going to shine your light? You're going to shine your light? Light mark security. This little light of mine shining asshole. Fuck you, bro. But y'all want to let us smoke in here. I know it's a school for shit.
Starting point is 01:29:46 Both of you assholes. I don't know how fuck you, bro. You look like the wrestling champ from the gas station, asshole. They could have let us smoke weed. I know it's a school, but this is a, ain't this a predominantly white school? Ain't it? They do cocaine, so shit.
Starting point is 01:30:02 You know what? You know what? Just because we about to have to get out of here soon, this is what I'm going to do. I don't want to leave. I know the people in the back man. Look out. This is why I'm called.
Starting point is 01:30:13 I feel like Bobby Brown. I want to show some love. Going in the back. I gotta go show some love to my niggas in the back. Don't you miss my love in my thuggy, my love. Hey, happy birthday. I gotta show some love till my niggas in the back. What my niggas at in the back?
Starting point is 01:30:31 What's up? We all here in the back. What's up? Hey, white lady. Put it on a poohet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:30:45 Oh, the big girl got me. Hold up. I gotta go back into the back with my niggas at in the back. What's up, nigga? We all here in the back. Move, Mark. We're up top. I got to show some love.
Starting point is 01:30:58 Bitch was up here for 30 minutes. What's happening in? Ooh, your phone. Where my niggas in the back? Y'all turned up back here. Y'all ain't been getting no love back in. Turn up. Turn up.
Starting point is 01:31:10 We in the back. Checo in the back. We in the back. Chico better be safe Hey you we're about to turn this bitch Yeah, we in the back You in the back, fool, you better be safe I'm safe
Starting point is 01:31:24 I like trees We in the back bitch We in the back bitch We in the back bitch We in the back bitch We in the back bitch We in the back bitch We in the back bitch
Starting point is 01:31:40 We in the back bitch Yeah Let's open the lacefronts right here. What's up, nigger? What's good? We're back here. We're all here with the Lacefront community. This is the Lacefront community.
Starting point is 01:31:55 Big Tee. Lest front. Oh look. What's that? You had that go for a long time. Boom. We out here. Anybody who got one permanent go,
Starting point is 01:32:04 they don't have that shit for a long time. What the fuck just happened? They do what they want to do. There we go. We had to show some love to some nigg. White people! Some of the cougars can't get up just that quick they got vertigo. What happened?
Starting point is 01:32:19 We back. We back. They can't leave right now. They got vertical. They got a weight, dick. They get dizzy. What's up, baby? Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:32:28 You got that raccoon on. I like that. Hold up. All right. Everybody stand up. Let's get this picture for the show. There we go. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:32:37 Oh, good, that's an android. They can't see me. What's up, method man? We got method man in the building. Oh! What's up, Nick? Oh, we're out here. It's strong.
Starting point is 01:32:47 Come on, let's get it in. Come on, let's get this picture. Everybody's standing up on his picture. Oh, hi. We're out here, Pittsburgh. Let you see what? Yes, man. Chico!
Starting point is 01:33:07 What you at, motherfucker? I'm right here. No, you're not. You are headed between tities. We're out here. What's up, sis? Y'all so hit. Hey.
Starting point is 01:33:21 Wait a man, they got all your nerve. Hold up. Before we go, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, hold up before y'all leave. We got to take a picture because it's our first time in Pittsburgh and niggins don't know how turned that Pittsburgh is. So we need everybody to put their lights up on their phones,
Starting point is 01:33:34 put their lights up on their phone. And we're going to take this picture for the Instagram. Y'all make some noise for my niggins. that came up in before for y'all fly come get this picture fly so we can show these folks i've got you i got you everybody your androids take your androids out B. Pittsburgh! P.A. We love y' y'all.
Starting point is 01:34:11 P.A., we love y'all. We love you, motherfuckers! Pittsburgh, we love you! All right, Pittsburgh. Give it up for the 80 Black South Shoals. One more time, Pittsburgh. Give it up for Chico Bean. One more time, Pitchford.
Starting point is 01:34:38 Give it up for D.C. Young Fly. One more time, Pitchburg. Give it up for Carlos Miller. One more time, Pitchburg. You guys are all officially 85 percenters. We appreciate you guys coming out and support the 85 South Show. The coldest podcast, the new kings of comedy. Make sure you go on YouTube and subscribe, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
Starting point is 01:35:03 Subscribe to the 85 South Show. Tell somebody what you're seeing here tonight. And we got the 85 South Show band up here in Pittsburgh. All away from Lima, Ohio. I gotta give my man Sax B. Give him something, Sacks, give Pitchburg something. Yeah, my boy's sax beat. All away from Atlanta, Georgia.
Starting point is 01:35:44 I got my man cut to on the Georgia. My man cut to on the drums, cut, do something for Pitchburg, cut to. Ooh, don't hurt them, yeah. My man cut to all the way from Atlanta. And Pitchburg, I'm sure you all know, hey, J-O-N, J-O-N, do something for Pishburg, please. Fishburg, please. That's J.O.N. Pishburg. I love y'all.
Starting point is 01:36:55 Y'all for coming out to support the 85 South Show. The coldest podcast with the coldest band. If you are staying for the meet and greet, we need you seated right here. Stay seated. If you bought tickets all ready to the 85 South Show, Great. Stay seen it right here. Bishburg, we love y'all. Y'all was piped up. We will be in Philadelphia on Sunday.
Starting point is 01:37:35 We will be in Philadelphia on Sunday. Fishbird, thank y'all. This is the 85 South Show. The coldest podcast. Make sure you stop by our merchandise table. Stop by the merchandise table. Get yourself a sweatshirt. It's cold as hell outside.
Starting point is 01:38:08 Get your 85 South Show T-shirts. Sweat shirts. Lighters, socks, hoodies, joggers, make sure you stop by the 85 South Show merchandise table. Get yourself some merchandise. We love y'all. You know what I'm saying? Shout on 85 South So DC, Curlose Tico.
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