The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Act Like Ya Got Some Sense! W Karlous Miller Emmanuel Hudson | Ep. 175

Episode Date: March 22, 2019

Comedian, actor, director Emmanuel Hudson stops through the Trap Living room to exchange ideas on comedy & life with The Sensei, Karlous Miller. In this episode the two star comedians discuss the stand-up comedy bidness and take a look back at growing up Black and learning how to Act Like You Got Some Sense. Karlous Miller starts asking all them questions and brings the laughs and honesty like only he can! SEE THEM LIVE IN DENVER! https://www.altitudetickets.com/event... FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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85, 85, high, high. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. It is your man, Carlos Miller. Oh, my God. I feel like I shouldn't have to tell you who I am because you know who I am. because you're watching this. So if you're watching this, you already know what the score is.

Today I'm in the trap living room with one of my third cousin on my daddy's side. E-Manuel Husset. And that could be true. It could be. I appreciate the applause. That could be true because he's from Mississippi.

A lot of people don't know. I was born in Mississippi. I'm sweet from Mississippi. I was born in Batesville. You know, most of my family and my mama side in Clarksdale, my dad's side in Charleston. You know what I'm saying?

By the way of Memphis and all that. stuff like that, you know what I'm saying? So I could be his third and a half cousin. For real. You never know. My granddad didn't know full from down that way. You never know. So dig this, though.

Talk to me. Since you brought up Baseville, Mississippi, it would only be right to acknowledge some of the greats that Baseville has contributed to the game. The only person I know is Soldier Boy. He was born in the same city. That about it. Yeah, Soldier Boy. Numerous NFL players have come from South Vanola High School.

Duane Rudd had a. a long career with the Cleveland Browns. There are numerous others that names that I cannot recall. But South Panola High School is one of the top high schools in America for producing football players that go to the NFL in Mississippi. It's one of the coldest, best football programs in the state of Mississippi.

Moss Point also, but it's always between South Panola and Moss Point. It may have changed now. I've been out of the state for a while. Yeah, I left during second grade. Yeah, I feel you. You're getting the second grade. Yeah.

Anytime I go back to Mississippi, it's like traveling back to the past. Yeah, that's exactly what it's like. Ain't no builders really in Mississippi. Not really. It is. My dad said he wanted to retire. A lot of grass in Mississippi. This is a good place to retire?

Hell yeah, you are calm. Don't shit never happen. Cause ain't nothing, ain't nothing now too happen. How are you gonna do something? Everybody know you. I'm talking about there. Everybody know you. The lady at Walmart know you.

Everybody in traffic behind you know. traffic behind you know you've been seeing these same motherfuckers every day of your life what you gonna do they know you hey man that's how those small places be too you go to one those small places where everybody know everybody like your lawyer he's everybody lawyer he's the lawyer he's the lawyer you ain't even call him to ask you him to take your case he just knew it was you is somebody at the door is somebody at the door You're just surprised when you got at the door. You never know.

Oh, man. It was win. Close the door, man. You don't, you don't sit there. That high, see me, it's scary movies. What always happens? You hear not, ain't nobody at the door. He opened the door.

Then he got the nerds just turn around, be like, ain't nobody at the door. The fucked up part is. And nobody at the door. When he opened the door, he let the monster in. That's the crazy thing. That's the crazy thing. No, that's the fucking up.

You're supposed to be like then when you open the door. Now look. Ain't nobody in the door. And then he turned the door. look it. It's nobody at the door. Why he ain't closing there? If you would have got snatched up out of people like, hey, that nigga, that was here for. The monster is in here.

We looked at the don't be open. Look, there ain't no telling. Who, where, he was just right there. Then you start hearing stuff and you don't let the spirit say, I'm going to kill you. Watch that nigga because if he killed y'all, we're going to have to kill him. But he's definitely not going to kill everybody in the room. Can you say a friend to get that, like bad spirit out of that man? I got you, but put my hood on because, look, uh, you know, humble.

monster spirit we come to you humble as we know how you know what I'm saying but if you think that this is that this is not that this is a room full of ghetto project independent black men and if you think you're going to come in here on some monster shit you got us fucked up

so we're going to give you the opportunity to try to move down three four dose what some white people may be who may be stupid enough to fall for your shit but if you come over here on that goddamn monster shit it's over with for your ass on everything I love.

See what I'm talking about? You see what I'm talking about? They gonna really think that we plan this and we did not. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. People. And who is? There she go.

What's up, Joyce with the voice? Oh, Gator's a surprise guest, and stuff, did you guys. Look at the door all open more than he ain't gonna. You never know who's gonna fall through the trap. He ain't gonna learn until you dead. You never know. You never know who's going to fall through while we're in the trap.

We got all types of people, homies and shit. Joyce, welcome to the trap living room. We ain't here today. You got your house shoe game on. Nigger, close the door. The only black people do shit. I'm going to pray for you, dog. Because I want you to be here.

You good. Hand of your business. We're over here making hits. Welcome back to another rendition of the 85 South Show. I am your man Carlos. Miller in here with my cousin man we're just kicking hell a game out here so he made with us and I'm hearing that you you're having a marvelous 2019 you got shows just jumping out the gym what you've been up to man kosher you still making music you still doing sketches

online hey what's philip i'm gonna ask all these questions that i hear people ask what the fuck is going on asking all these questions come on i got questions like this man I get on my robbing leash I interview you I act like I don't know you and ask you a whole bunch of shit You know what man I just like I said man

The only thing that's stopping me From working It's too much work You know what I'm saying That's all I can tell you know what I'm saying I got so much work going on I can't work You can't wait

You just said some Some ghetto uncle profit shit The only thing stopping me from working Is too much work I'm trying to like you know saying Like I'm trying to schedule I need the rest I got the rest

I got the rest to work. I need the energy to put out the same stuff that I used to. You know what I'm saying? Little brother he's doing this mix tape. I got to make sure he's straight paying for everything. I'm doing whatever I got to do. Help him out. Then you got to why now. They want to line the most season out of, you know what I'm 90. 90s. We got a new app coming out there. We're trying to strike a little deal with him. Boom, boom, boom. Got that going on. Man, I'm so proud of you. I got to read my barber too. That's a lot. Man, man. What the Bible be talking about, bro? I'm a lot. I'm going to tell you like

there but Hollywood y'all who y'all some real scamble right do you mean like you need to give my boy credit place or like the the atmosphere what do you mean when you say at Hollywood don't quote me on them I'm gonna quote my woman I won't I don't never quote people my mama don't be lying but you asked me what the bobby talking about how about there I bet you know this in the book of the Ezekiel come on I don't know not Ezegu not that not that not that in the book of Ezekiel they talk about about the Titanic. It's the story in there that goes down

exactly how the Titanic when that. Was it all know it's art? Now, it wasn't know it's art. It's a whole other story. Because that's the Hollywood get their stories from. They get it from the Bible. They get it from the Bible and they remake it. Lion King, Lion King.

The Matrix was about Jesus. Come on, you see it on Samatha. He's not lying, bro. See, man, the spirit, that spirit you let, you might have let the right spirit up in here. That father's what it was. No, no, you're the perfect one. This, you can talk about church in the trap.

This is the trapped living room. Because if you don't come through and talk about it, who's going to talk about it? Nobody. Let me tell y'all some, man. You can tell them whatever you want to say. I've been telling them shit for all the longest. Let me tell you something.

Tell them. When you go to church, when people go to church and they listen to a pastor, they expect that. So it's easier for them not to believe them, you know, when their faith is broken. They're a pastor. That's what he gets paid to do.

But when you talk to somebody that's not a pastor, like a gangster or listen to a gangster-turned pastor. You know what I'm saying? Hold on a gangster listen to a person who go to church a lot and just respect that, bro. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. He'd be in the church, bro. They're not going to listen to the pastor a lot because it's like, ah, that title is throwing me on. Right.

But if you listen to a basketball player or a rapper or somebody or a Christian, somebody, if you listen to a lover sinner. I don't even know what a fucking camera is. You know what I'm saying? It's all good. It is what it is, man. Keep talking. Keep talking to, I'm just trying to let them know, man. I'm saying, you got the hood Bible right here.

You got the decent Bible right here. You know what I'm saying? You're bringing together. You still got the truth. Right. I'm just telling you what my mama told me. My mama, she's so sheltered. You know what I'm saying?

All she knows is the word of God. So when she told me that she's seen a Titanic and she was like, oh, that's like the story in the Bible. I'm like, what? Let me ask you this. Do you think the black church is misleading black people? I got to know what? I got to hit the blunt on that one.

No. I'm a blunt, go. You know? you know why you know why because of the old saying you can lead a horse to the water but you can't make them drink you know I'm saying that's why me personally whatever church I go to a certain church that I hear all the rumors about my past and stuff but it don't matter because you hear rumors about your past what they say how they're saying they got an ATM in their church he do and last name dollars but that's not a rumor that's true

ain't no doggone truth you must see it it's back in the back by the water fountain I ain't been that long they got two parts of that church they got well even if it does They don't give you the right to judge. They got a part for the poor people and a whole other part for the people who got money. He lied. I'm just playing.

I used to stay right over there by that church. You see what I'm talking about? Crefalo really not a bad person. It ain't the church is misleading people. It's the people. It's the people misleading.

You're motherfucking right. Do you really think that in Crefalo heart he means well? I can't question that. That ain't for me to judge. I know what I read in the Bible when I go to church and he's talking about the same thing.

He's your pastor? We don't want a court. What made you pick that church? I didn't. My mama, it's areditary. It's areditary. You know what I'm saying? It was just passed down.

His words was passed down. My mom moved to Georgia from Mississippi to find a better church. What you think Jesus looked like? Now, fuck what they said. What you think he looked like? I can tell you when he don't look like. He don't look like all the tattoos just on everybody's body out there. Because when you get to heaven and Jesus is going to be looking at you like,

Abraham, Mark. Jake, look at this. The crazy part is Jesus probably cool with the dude who everybody think Jesus. He been dead. Jesus bed knew him like they was partners in school. Like they think you meet. What the world wrong? For real.

What do you be smoking? This shit right here. That's a real stuff like when you get to heaven if the person that everybody got tatted on them is in there. He in there. But it ain't Jesus. They laugh and like, Jesus like, these niggas things. You know what I think Jesus looked like, bro? I think Jesus looked like.

So it's a couple different Jesus. He definitely blacked up. One, like the old school Jesus, like my grandma never was talking about. He looked like Don Chito to me, like a shorter version of Don Chito. But like the version of Jesus that I think he kind of like Snoop Dog. He like, I think Snoop Dog would be a great visual representation. of the Jesus because like you ever seen Snoop with the prayer mouth you ever been around Snoop and he give everybody a blunt and he'll never run

out of bloods you ever been in the room when Snoop walk in he can be walking in like what's up you funky bitches and all the bitches would be like he just called us fucking bitches nobody gets upset Snoop could call your mama a bitch and she'll laugh she could be leaving church he'd be like what's up bitch and your mom be like snoop's so damn stupid You ain't never been a damn telling you No man I don't smoke I'm just saying

I'm just saying Snoop he don't have to do none of the shit that he do but he always do it That's crazy though because he don't owe us nothing By my phone blow it Uh oh Ladies and gentlemen There's opportunity calling him right here What's going on Ricky you know you know we're doing the 85 sound show right now

I'm going on with the boy at Los. What's going on? That's the management. Mm-hmm. I didn't even know I was doing it. Well, yes, I was. Yes, I did. I had thought out last minute they told me it 11 p.

But what going on? Welcome back to 85 South Shore. I'm currently involved in a motherfucking podcast situation that you may not understand. You ever lit the blunt, and you know it's lit, but you got shit to say so you can't hit the jet. Oh, no, I trust. I trust. So I had to say that, so I could buy enough time to hit it.

And my mama's right there. That's my mom. I had to figure out, speaking of mama, I had to figure out moms, black moms especially. They don't like nobody else being your mama. They don't even care if they were never in your life. Don't ever call another woman your mother. Why would you do that? I didn't, you know how the manager.

She's cool. She's like a mama, she just does stuff. And anybody you get money with at that rate, it's family. And my mom seeing her call me, and Mammajure popped up, mom manager, mom, and she literally flipped. Yeah. She, like, I thought she was playing. She was really, like, hurt, and my mom's like, don't call nobody else your mama. They're like, man, the way you used to whip me, how could you call yourself my mother?

You know what I'm saying? Well, that's the conflict you've been having. My mama beat me the right way. I'm sorry. She beat you in the success. Yes, thank you. I mean, look at all the things you're good at. You can sing, you can dance, you're fucking hilarious, you're a great person.

You've been on the fucking barbershop chart like full time. Come on, bro. Come on, dude. What would you be without them ass whoopens? Oh, man, you might be your own or something. Oh, that brings me to my next subject, my way. Do you think whooping saves live? Hell yeah.

Of course, white people don't dare to study, and they say that they don't think it's... They don't work on white kids, though. Well, what work on white kids? Nothing. Nothing. White kids raised themselves. You ain't never seen that? You remember you was in second grade?

It was a little white boy who could wear whatever he wanted to wear. Raincoat, cowboy boots, fucking his dad's shirt. That motherfucker. Hey, and they used to run high school like this? But he grew up to be the most successful one out of the class because he always been self-sufficient. You can't even punish white children. You ever seen how they do it? They asked too many questions.

Why'd you do that, Johnny? What are you thinking? Well, who's going to clean this up? Wait until I tell you. Like, it's too much. You know what? Black people got time out. Black people got time up.

No, see, black people, we don't, black people whoop their kids because black parents feel like they've raised you better than this. That's all, every ass whoop and start out with it. Only a black parent to look at a two-year-old and say some shit like, hey, you better get somewhere and act like you got some goddamn sense. How the fuck you're going to act like you got some sense at two years up? But the fucked up part is the two-year-old will find somewhere to get and sit the fuck down and act like they got some goddamn sense.

Black children are just known, they're born knowing better. Oh my God, man, yo. It don't matter how you get, when you lead a half. house. Your mama could be sitting on the couch with their goddamn night. Hey, don't be no way of acting like you ain't got no damn sense. Every time you get in trouble, it's an older black woman. Ah, yeah, your son down here, what are he doing? Acting like you ain't got no damn sense.

Think about how many of your ass whoop can start out. You're going to act like you got some damn sense. Oh my God, hey. And when you got your ass with what your mom said? next morning. And when you get to that school, you better act like you got some damn sense. This is facts, right? Oh my God. Look at everybody here.

Oh, my God. Every time you got your ass whoop, it wasn't because you was showing out. It's because you was acting like you ain't had no damn sense. Oh, my God. This man is a goat. I'm telling you. That's one thing that. drive black parents over the head.

Now, why is you down here? Oh, my God. Acting like you ain't got no damn sense. It don't matter if your mama went to college, she can be a professor. Talking about, she teaches biochemistry. Let us see you fucking up. What you put the fuck you down here,

acting like you ain't got no damn sense for. It's the number one crime in the black community. Oh my God. Why do you think that, once you get grown, it's not longer your parents' responsibility. That's why there's so many niggas in jail. And the crazy thing is, acting like you ain't got no sense. It's a list of things.

Nigger, it's so much shit you can avoid. People fell in the test, falling off your bike. When you, when you y'all in the grocery line and you go get the fat-free rents when she asks you for regular rent, and she come back like, why you act like these? Now, can you, you got to keep embarrassing me. You embarrass me. When you ever seen me eat some fat-free wrench? Why is you in there acting like you ain't got no damn sense?

embarrassing me. So act like you ain't got no shit. That's a list of everything. Why you think there's so many niggas in jail? The police just ride around looking for niggas who act like they ain't got no goddamn sense. That is totally funny. Why the fuck would you wear your pants that low? Come here, let me go fucking with him. This nigga acting like he ain't got no goddamn sense. Oh my God, that is the most truest thing. Why is y'all fall deep in a dirty white chevy impala with no hubcap smoking bitch? Bluntz with the music that loud. Let me hit these lights.

These niggia acting like they ain't got no goddamn sense. Like ain't no police out here. That's a description for everything you do in the black family. No matter what you do, it always boy is now so you not having no sense. Boy, and when people love you, you do some shit good, what they tell you after the show. Boy, you ain't got no damn sense. You can't be a comedian acting like you got some damn sense. It ain't funny when you get on stage and act like you got some sense

Yeah, I feel like this nigga, like I have so many talking to this nigga man This man has been on this earth before about 12 times Brough. Because there's no way like I was thinking about investing into a truck company, guess who drove truck before? Yes. This nigga, man. That's why you can make some money, but it's gonna cost you some money too. If I think about killing myself, guess who doesn't die before?

This nigga, man. You can't kill yourself because you're in You see what I'm talking about? You can't do that, bro. You see what I'm talking about? There's no... There's no... We black entertainers, too.

It ain't no more Emmanuel Husse's for 56 years after you, nigga. Come on, bro. You're the only... You're one of the only niggas that can make motherfucking laugh without saying shit. Think about that shit. It ain't, but... Nigger, only you and D.C., the only niggas I know who can make a motherfucker cry laughing, not say shit.

So you basically... We're basically saying we need it out here. Nigger, you kind of like the Sammy Davis Jr. Of our generation. Nigger, you can sing, dance, do back flips, you'll be getting holes, you're good with your money, you don't smoke, you don't drink, you probably do some crazy shit like my bitch's cars and stuff.

I don't know what your flow is, but you hide it well, nigga. I don't know what the fuck. You're a great nigga. Oh, your teeth, you're young. Come on, bruh. Oh, man. Well, I appreciate that.

And my name Emmanuel. Nigger. That was Jesus' government. Come on. I did not know that. Emanuel. They call them everything and your mama called him. Emanuel.

Shut up. The church, what the church seen? Emmanuel. I'd be in church like, what? Nigger. It's so many people in the Bible. I don't know who is great. Oh, man.

I'm telling you. It's too many people telling their birth. Like every book of the Bible is just niggas telling a story about the time they kicked it with Jesus. want to know the crazy thing. Yeah, I think you, I think you're going to pop off the new generation Bible. I'm not. I'm not.

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Y'all got to get a tag. 8 to 5, South, show, South. We got one, but we're going to talk about it. Why you got an anchor bracelet on? Oh, man, because you know, I like being different, man. No, that is not the type of different you want to be. Now, this is the different I want to be. That is not.

That is not. I thought about another life, huh? Listen, but you ain't as creative as you thought you was being that time, bro. It ain't about being creative. I'm telling you. That ain't new. This jet went out with this jet, it player to me, you know what I'm saying? But I'm telling you, as a player, it's not player.

It play to me. You got to play a one, you got a player too. I really just don't see your pussy rate going up with a bitch like, who is that nigga with that ankle it on? You'd be surprised. No, you really knocking yourself out the box because you really out here with bad bitch behavior, how you're going to get a bad bitch if you want to be one? Hey, man.

It can't be but one bad bitch in the relationship. Because you are who you attract. No the fuck you ain't. I'm telling you. Come on, man. I'm telling you, if you do shit like that, I'm just letting you know, as a vulture. You're making it so much easier for niggas like me to get some pussy.

I wouldn't even let them put that shit around my ankle if I was in the hospital, a nigga. But that's the thing, man. You know what I'm saying? People think, people, it's certain, look, all I can say is. You're going to be the nigga. You're going to be the nigga that feeder. I'm going to be the nigga that fuck. You do all that stuff right there.

Four plus four. Like his, he got, he got the, she already eight, that's why she letting me fuck. He got the game plan, right? Yeah.

He's the old school, so he'll tell you four plus four equals eight. But it don't, though. And I'm going to tell you. Because one plus one don't equal two. You know what I'm saying? There's different ways to get the same result.

How you get your holes in your method that's on you. Four plus four equals eight, but so the six plus two. You ain't hear what I said, though. Four plus four. Talk to me. Talk to me. Four plus four is eight.

Six plus two is eight. She already ate. That's why she let me fuck. Because you fed her. Just know, the ankle bracelet nigger is not the dick nigger. That's two different roles. I have never in my entire life got any complaints. I never said that you did.

In the dick area. I'm just saying the pussy that she's giving you is not all of it. She has something left. That is hilarious. That's Because when I leave Ain't no room for no more dick She don't want no more dick that night

She don't want to fuck no more to Wednesday Brough It's hilarious You know you beat that pussy When she get up and put her panties back on Niggins. When she just don't walk around Parading that pussy You have defeated that pussy

When she put up a new pair of panties, not the one she had on When you fucking make a pussy put Some panties on, you is daddy over there Well in that case Nika, I fucking, you even fucking bitch She put her panties back on?

You can answer the house phone. Hello? No, everybody over here's sleep, player It's bed time over here, my nigga Don't call my house after 9.30. Old school rules When you fucking, she put the panties back on. That's too funny, man.

Look, that's the real. Hey, so you want to talk about real there. Okay, I'll tell you all about it. I tell you all about it. I'm as real as they're going to get, you know what I'm here? Shit. I'm going to ask you a question. Be real now.

I ain't got no lie to tell you. Guess what? We back. You love me? I love you too. Get up. Let me see. No, sit down.

I'll sit down. April 7th. We will be in Denver, Colorado. at the Paramount Theater. Carlos Miller, Chico Bean, D.C. Young, fly the 85 South Show will be in the building.

You've been asking for us to come. Now we're coming. We drop it. Get those tickets. We come. I'm just letting you know. Don't go say I ain't Ted. Because we come.

Have you ever delivered weak meat? God ain't blessed me like that. I'm missing a few blessings then, Lord. If I ever fucked, I did a great job. I did a great job. And not me. I didn't have times when my dick didn't want no pussy. And ain't how shit to do with me.

And then I later found out that that was not what was in the plan. My dick had other plans that day. Man, listen. I had with my children. Listen. My dick didn't want her. The older you, it's going to happen. It might not happen to you now, but this is going to happen.

I ain't never had no problems in that area until I met some chick that was, I ain't going to say out of my league because ain't no female out of my league. But this was, this was God to teach you about that. You don't supposed to fuck everybody. And where I learned that night. It doesn't matter what happened. You just, the sun lined up with the moon

and the stars beater at the right alignment where you just not supposed to be fucking. Well, they definitely wasn't parallel the night I'll smash. For real. Well, you don't stop saying you smash, though. You're right, because I didn't. Because after we were after I rolled off on top of us. You know what you did?

You had sex. No. That was the night you had sex. I ain't even do that. What you do? Because after I rolled from on top of her, Shata got up like this. She ain't put no panties on. But no, she put her drawers on.

You know what she told me, bro. The same one. That means she was about to take that person across the street. You know what she told me, get home safe? Wow. But the crazy thing is I was already at my house. Right. Think about that.

Wow. You get up and leave and tell me to get home safe. You said, I know to meet with week. You gave her some weak meat at your house? At my own house. Well, no, no, no. No, no. It wasn't my, it was my hotel.

Right. She told me to get home safe, but I was, I was already safe. Right. So she wasn't even thinking, like, the DJ gave a hug, yeah. I didn't even let you be out there by yourself. I just thought about some. I think probably the weakest dick I ever delivered was in a lambskin condom. That shit felt disgusting.

You know what I did have on a condom? That's what I'm saying. It felt like my dick was in a bladder. Mm-hmm. I felt like I had put a fucking, I don't know. I felt so dirty. Like, I was in the shower on the floor. I used that shit because I felt like I fucked something I wasn't supposed to fuck

because the shit felt like I had my dick in a wet crown raw bag this shit felt terrible it felt terrible money it was really like putting my dick in a wet envelope I swear any nigga didn't ever use a lambskin condom will tell you that is not a good feeling it makes a sound like what the fuck ladies don't understand our dick do not like condoms when I didn't see the condoms like oh oh my god oh god I don't want to do this condoms is tricky bruh you got to know how to aim the shit down so the juice don't splash back up oh today when your dick be on medium and they see the

condoogne hot I don't even want to get all Nika put it up in the condoms and say some stupid shit. I can't breathe. Don't it feel like you're about to go swimming? It's just something about putting on a condom. It feels like you're about to go swimming. He just tuck your dick in. Like, yeah.

Ah. Shh. Nah, man. don't understand that don't ask me do I got no condom. Yes, I got it. Yeah. But I'm not going to use it. You don't understand, because they think pusses is the only one who got a little attitude.

Women don't understand. Your dick are getting mad with you. Man. You ride home and shit, you get back to the crib to piss. You look at your dick. You're like, man, what's wrong with you? None. You got a little attitude. Oh, man. Man, you got to get a woman.

some, bro, because all this guy's condom shit, bro. It's me, baby. That ain't, come on, man. Let me be me, man. Come on, bro. Oh, my God, bro. You digger, hey, man, fuck these holes,

bro. You need to get with one bitch, bro. It's condom shit. Oh, my God, bro. You doing too much, my nigga. Bro, a knee thing when you get a hole in your dick. This, man. Bro, what's up, bro?

Nothing, man. Go ahead. Go ahead on, man. Go on pee, my name. You can tell you dick mad with you, because you don't even piss like a girl. You used to piss, it'd be loud. Now you got the little boy pee pee. Hey man, what wrong with you?

You're getting pissed on the seat. I'm just saying, bro. Let me be me. Oh my God. Oh, my. Oh, man. But it ain't the chips, boy. It's this, nigga, way.

I'm telling you. Oh, man, this, nigga, it's funny. Sometime, bro, y'all really be communicating, though. You and your dick, bro, you be at the new bitch house. He'd be hard the whole time. You walk around. Yeah, what's up, what? Shit, we in there, bitch.

I like shoddy. Shit. College degree, fat ass. White teeth is and shit. We in this bitch and my what? You can't even sleep You dick up all night If I'm outside of the club

You thing on me Brough that bit one more time Let her know she fucking with a sack Oh my God I got you my nigga Brer ladies y'all don't understand How accurate this is man Just to be up having a conversation

With your dick after you don't have Good sex or bad sex It's real Oh my God You think pussy don't be mad at them to like they'd be trying to give you the pussy. You know what? You know what?

And she had to hit you with the pussy. The pussy be like, come on home girl, you gonna spit on me. Wow. Don't get this nigga no more pussy. Bitch you was out of pussy. This is the 27. Your period about to come on in two days. You ain't no more pussy left.

And this is, I'm gonna tell y'all like me when I say this, but you gotta understand. I'm gonna say. We won't get them to like us. No, they like us. But I'm saying this is real. It's real. And I know you're gonna.

Hopefully, you back me up when you say this. Speak on it. Ladies, sometimes it ain't about the size of the penis. I don't know about this. I can't see it. I can't finish. God. I can't speak on another.

This. Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? God, let me finish. This is real news right here. But you were not going to use this platform as an apology for your penis.

Why? It ain't apologizing because it's a real stuff. It's a real stuff. Okay. Ladies, sometimes it ain't about the size of our penis. It's the size of your pussy. Oh. And you got a big pussy.

I ain't mean to cut you off. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. Like sometimes, niggas, we feel like they put that big in the empty, dirty clothes hamps the basket. Wait a minute. You know what I'm saying? We got to introduce this right. Talk to me, man.

This is real. And it's affecting the community. I'm saying, I'm affected. You're gonna look right in that camera. Is that camera on me? Which one is it? My right here. Let me just say it.

Big pussies do exist. They do. They are out here. And ladies, do you know how dumb you look, walk around? I need me a big dick, nigga. No, you need a smaller pussy. But it's not going to happen, so she does. Do some keegles.

But when you go buy a fucking a socket set, it's all different sizes in there. It's some big old pusses out here that need some big old dicks in it. Then there's some little old big ones, some big old little. Like if you get into the geometry of these motherfuckers, you would never figure this shit. Those I'm trying to tell it is nothing. Right. Little dick niggas, don't feel bad about. the little dick, just go find somebody with a small pussy.

That's all it is. Your dick big to somebody. Look, what they do with keys and locks. There's only one keys that can fit into the perfect lock. Broh, don't focus so much on how big your dick is. Make sure your dick is good. If your shit ain't big, put some other bonuses around it. Put some incentives around it.

If you know you can't fucker, pay a bill. Don't even let her ass. Just, I already paid your phone bill. Why you cash? After me this money because I ain't give you a lot of dick so I don't really you know I got to make myself expendable Eat a bunch of pussy Listen you ain't fucking your lady right this other shit you can do They can make you be the listening niggas specialized

I'm gonna be a we said we're real on show let me tell you about I lost my virginia in college So you know that you know that you know what they mean? You know what they mean? You know what they mean? You know what they mean? Why you wait so long gets the pussy? I'm real good at them Oh, look, why you wait so long Get some pussy? It was a You thought she was gonna get to heaven It was a spiritual thing

Man, fuck that God pusher in my spirit You get that pussy early No, man, I was in high school With that kind of mindset You gonna get in heaven You gonna get it Matter of fact I heard when it's time to get in heaven

Like it ain't just a necessary thing You got like special jobs With that mindset You still gonna get to heaven But you probably gonna clean the gates and stuff You ain't gonna be really in heaven Man, niggas was getting killed For Starter Jackers

When I was growing up I had to get some pussy quick I had to get some pussy quick I never knew I could have been Do you remember drabass That niggas don't even do Drabass

Like I stayed in the okay neighborhood Naga When I was growing up Shit was rough You know That's what I heard though This is what I heard Bro

You gotta understand If you wait to a marriage Right to have sex You ain't gonna be good at it But she's not supposed to know It feels like If she's out here getting So many much dicks

Of course when she gets with her husband She's still gonna be mad Like oh I'm waiting To marriage with you But I didn't have had good dick before When you get married to somebody ain't never had something for if the sex trash she can't call the track because she's gonna be thinking this must what it feels like to have sex with any nigger

let me tell you some shit from a nigga that's older if you add that's why I say if you put some other shit around your dick to make you a good man overall girl it's just like when you play mad you can have stats bro you can be a great father you can be a great provider you can be a great provider dick be like a C-minus But you're a linebacker It don't matter You don't need a whole lot of dick To be running the household

You pay all the bills You eat some pussy You send on trips She might cheat on you Once or twice a year But you'll never find out That's the same That's the insecurity

About being a man You know men want to try to keep up With what's going on Inside bro Bro whatever happened When you're not in the pussy Ain't your business If it ain't on the New England

Who is in there What is in there? What if your girl was fucking three niggas when you met her and she had the best pussy that you ever had in your life. Maybe her fucking them three niggas made the shit. Who knows? Stop count dicks.

I'm about to be 36. If I meet a bitch who started fucking when I was fucking, she'd been fucking since she was 15. That is 21 years of dicks. That's enough dicks to wrap around 285, bro. I'm not keeping up that shit. She probably got 14 bodies.

Nigger. In a year. Do you know it's 300 and How many holes you fucking yet? You think you the only nigga that fuck them? Come on, bro. You can't be that silly. I never said that. That's what I'm telling.

In my mind, I don't give a fuck what. You don't say it's something real. He doesn't say it's something real. Like when they come to getting some pussy, it's me in the book of Eli. I don't see none of you niggas. It's just me and my goddamn swore. Whatever you killed and ate, that wasn't for me. It's the most shit out here left.

I can't be mad at this nigga because he killed a moose. And it's a goddamn real. damn rabbit right there you need to get your hunt on think I'm worried about who ate at the motherfucking buffet before I got there they still bring it food out oh my god this that new chicken bro you really think when you leave you're gonna leave with a bag of pussy bruce bruh they get new pussy every 28 days what you think a monthly cycle is that just throw away all the pussy she ain't used they got an infinite amount you got one dick they got all kind of pussy, bro.

She can shave it bald. That's a new pussy. Grow the hair back on it. That's a whole other set of pussy. The hairy pussy wetter than the ball pussy. And then you got the grow back. This all natural. The growback pussy with a little hair cut.

The older guys like that, the young kid, they don't know what they're doing. I like to clean that hair and stuff nasty, but you don't know what you're missing. I had a creative one. She could say the whole shit ball and just had a mustache on the side with a full man's shoe. You just had whiskers on the side.

No mustache. It's just like a hogan, but the mustache barring. I hate when the girl tell me the, oh, it ain't shaved. They got like a little hair. Oh, God. Shit. A little hair. Only a little hair.

Hold up. If it's been like one or two days after she shaved, you can't eat that. That's cactus pussy. That's shit to rub your mustache. She ain't gonna give it to you one day after she shaved. She didn't even do you like that. When that shit grow back, all your face would be wrong. But the message, the whole moral of this story,

this little rant, what you did. Ladies, just start worried about getting the big dick. and just get a smaller hood. Don't tell them that. That's they, the ladies, don't ever give up on what you want in life. Well, fellas, don't ever give up on what you want in life. Never. Never.

Ever, bro. You know what I'm saying? Ever. There's a key to every lock. Bruh. Remember that. And this is, hey, if anybody out here telling people you have a terrible dick, bruh, just say that's a rumor.

And the cold part about the rumor is they got to fuck you to find out. Ooh, I'm gonna stop. Well, I ain't never had that far. I'm just saying, bro, by the time a woman find out that your dick ain't good, it's too late, you already fuck! What did you mad at?

So when I go back to Boston, that's what I'm gonna start telling because I know the meat I gave that girl, but she didn't tell everybody in Boston, he, wheat meat. Was it supposed to good, though? I wouldn't know. You was in there, you know? Limp dick.

Well, she's a good person? Was she a good owner? She was Dominican. That's no main shit. Yeah. You know, it was the one night stand. That don't mean shit. I don't know.

I don't know about her personality. You ever fuck the Spanish girl and be like, I see why niggis get y'all pregnant so easy. That is some good pussy though. It is. Yeah. It actually is. But ain't no pussy better than black pussy. None.

Because I know what come with black pussy. Bro, when you have sex with a black woman, it's just like being a WWF character. You know what the fuck coming to the bed at that night. night. She might come to the bed with her hair tied up. And one teddy hanging out of tank top with some panties on. And you're just looking at her. And in this corner, all the way from East Point, Georgia. Oh my God.

The point set up pussy get her. You're like, oh my God. She really ain't going to take them panties off. She's going to scoot them to the side. I like the way she fuck on Wednesdays. Oh my God. Or you ever have a girl if she's mad at you and she just gave you some of that him come here pussy don't get it in the attitude what do you think about guilt pussy it's good it's real good when she guilt when she knows yeah when she knows she mess them like maybe i can know why because in her mind she knows she wronged so her

her mind is sending the endorphins to the pussy to make it better how you are a scientist yes that's crazy you don't understand bro i really feel like I'm one of the chosen ones because it ain't no way possible that I was supposed to get the quality of pussy that I've gotten in my life at the rate that I got it. That's crazy because you are the chosen one. And the first time I've seen it, I was like, behold. Because the niggins are looking at me and be like, ain't no way. But I'll be having sex with a girl of my dreams when I was doing that shit in the streets.

That crazy, huh? Every time. I know I can see it on your timeline. Girls just all type of women, bad ones. They bad. Who are so fine. But it's not that, though. I'm fine.

It's not that I'm fine. It's not that I'm fine. And you should never disagree with that. You should just work on your fine. Exactly. But when you disagree when a bitch say that I'm fine, they make me think that you think other niggas are fine. No, no, no, no, no.

Because look, look at my logic, if you think that I'm not fine, who the fuck is you compare me to to know that I'm not? Every nigga ugly to me. There you go. So why are you trying to bring down my spirit being negative? Because you ugly to me. ugly to me. I'm just sitting there saying if everything is ugly, can I not just

say that out loud? But, bro, bro. How long have I known you? You still ugly? But that's what I'm... Hold up. You not let me... How long have I known you? For a good minute.

And for the good minute that I've known you, bruh. You've been top two, one of the ugliest people I ever know. Exactly. How many times... When we're top two, you're top one. You see what I'm saying? But when, how many times I ever told you?

you that. Never, bro. Because I'm not the type of nigga that's going to tell another nigga what he is, bro. But I never told you. I just said it out loud. I just said it now. I'm just saying. You don't have to. I didn't never told you. That's what I'm saying, nigga. Jesus said it best. Nigga, I'm the shit. And if I ain't, let me think what I think. I don't need you to

confirm me being the shit. And then when you say that you told me that I'm, nigga, that don't hurt about it. Did you just add an extra book to the Bible? No, it's already in the Bible. You just have to, you probably ain't got to that part yet. The point I'm trying to make is ladies, quit asking me, do I have any cute friends? No, all them niggas ugly.

You got to stop dealing with better ladies. There are none. Wait till you get older. It don't matter what these niggas look like no more. You ever been around some older ladies? They standards change when they get older. Trust me, it's cold at the end of the rainbow. Older than women don't.

Don't give the fuck what you look like. Ask your auntie what type of man she wants. She got one thing that she's looking for now. Long as that nigger keep his motherfucking hands to his self. Long as that nigger ain't on them motherfucking drugs and got no bunch of motherfucking chulling. As long as he get his black ass up and go to work some goddamn where I don't get that.

How he looks. I don't care how many holes he got. Long as he get up and go to church and give me a couple dollars. Ask them Why? You be home. Nigger. It's the young women who want all this unrealistic athletic bullshit

because they're young and pretty and they can go get it. Yeah, they're supposed to fuck with these rich niggins and athletes and rappers, but them niggins ain't going to fuck with them for a long time. They're going to be like, all right, these just my hoarse. Let me meet a bitch who's still in medical school who ain't had the three, four dicks. Oh, man, they ain't going to like that.

Yeah, but that's the game. They ain't going to like that you said that. Nick. Dad, do you, okay, I'm gonna tell you some real shit that you... Hold on, hold on, I'm gonna tell you some real other real shit. You see it, social media. You see all these young nigs going to the NFL and shit

getting drafted. Who would they be with? White bitches. Look, regular looking white bitches. Look, Katie from science class. And all the girls would be like, well, why he ain't fucked with us? Because you laughed at that nigga

when he was driving his auntie car to practice and he didn't have shit. Katie from science class. gay that nigga, all the pussy he could stand in college when you wouldn't fuck it with him. When you called that nigga lame and said he was musty, he had to fuck Katie. You know, the funniest thing.

The funniest thing, bro, and what's the name said it best? And ever since he said it, it just clicked. A black woman called his podcast and said, why do when black men get successful in the famous they leave, they own people, for their own black women for white women. And that man said, that man said, baby, let me tell you something,

black women got the best product on this earth. This is your customer service. This is the hard truth. It's your customer service, baby. There's a lot of motherfuckers out here, a lot of niggas who just get pussy because they're good and shit. Some motherfuckers are going to get some pussy. Some of the niggas is blessed,

especially if you're an athletic nigga. All in high school, college, everybody at this motherfucking school. know you everybody want to fuck you getting off the pussy left and right and then you think you're gonna go work for some lot of niggins not like I'm good I'm in the pussy lottery right now I am getting pussy everywhere I go I'm not about to take you on no date and I'm not about but I want I want to take it back to what you just said you said something real you was like a lot of shit you said you said that they go they want

to be with somebody in medical school and things like that all right so there's this little thing that's going on on social media that I feel like certain females understand they say well why do guys like pictures all day of naked girls and just in a day and then when a girlfriend try to do that they get mad because because it's lust not love it's a female if I see a naked female if I see my girl make it oh I love you if I see it in trouble a liking pictures who no no no I'm not saying I'm just saying the girls that they they don't understand like that's why you can like a naked picture but that don't mean you got to go do that you know what I'm saying man data I think it's deeper than that talk to me old chosen one

You ever been like, you ever been somewhere that's a male, like, dominated space, like a barbershop or like, you go to, like, you know, get your car fixed or some shit, like an old mechanic. Every one of them old niggas got a picture of a calendar with the bitch with the bikini on it. You get what I'm saying? It's like, men always going to look at some shit like that. But they ain't going to really be like, hey, nigger, you can look at mine like that. We're selfish in that aspect. Can you say that to the camera? I did.

It's just selfish. Yes, a man going to like pictures of titties all day, but you can't like the titties that's at my house. You like these titties out here in the streets, but at my house, those are my tities. It's one set of tities in this house.

I'm the only one who get to see them. That's just the rules. That's just the rules. Don't try to word up attention with confidence. I'm not about to share my titty. It's two tities. That's crazy. 10,000 people looking at the same tities I'm looking at. Come on, man. But we're just trying to be confidence.

What do you say to that? They say that it's a double. But you could be confident with your titty head. I'm a nigga that love titty. And sometimes I'd be like, why she don't hit with a whole titty out, jeez. I swear to God. And you know, because I'm not the type of niggins that are cheap the game. I'm not going to creep and look at a titty.

Like, oh, she got a titty out on the sneak. She knows? She even bruntling shit up so the whole nipple would show. They are showing us titties. I put your little Valencia, Instagram. Hey man. I'm gonna start calling y'all out by y'all Instagram filters too.

Little, little love, Valencia. Little lug wig. Mm-hmm. Know what going on? Br, it's a setup. We don't have to like that shit. Liking the picture ain't gonna do nothing. We can look and just keep on going.

Stop liking that shit. We really gotta take our like that. But that's the thing. We gotta take our shit back. They don't appreciate us no more. We don't show them too much love and we got their confidence up too high. And they only respond to our thirsty comments, bro.

That's why you gotta say something that'll throw them off, like, hey, sh- I'm gonna say something right now. Look, I am your Instagram like number 14,967. Bitch, you've seen me. I wanna say some. Because I feel like the best game is like they used to hear like, hey, beautiful and all this. You gotta say some to throw them off. Let me ask you this after something.

Your boogers are tasty. You are crazy. Do you get a lot of unattractive women just in your DMs demanding your attention and things? your attention and things like that. I would love for a bad bet to have the same confidence as a big woman or an ugly woman. Let's speak on that because it happens. I feel like I'm being abused by this.

Like, you really think I put in all this hard work and success? Don't do that. Don't finish that, dog. Come on, man. Please, though. You can't say that, though. She think that highlight of herself.

You can't say that. She would feel like, Oh, this nigga wilder. I'm the one that. that he need. This nigga, if she didn't like me, what would I,

what would I be on her podcast? A lame-ass, thirsty-ass, nigga. So why she can't, why I can't have the same space to be who the fuck I want to be? But you can't say that, though, man. You can't, you just,

because that makes you... Yes, I can. But doesn't that make you look like you think you more than what, nigger, I am? You don't watch this show? That's what this whole show is based on.

Me telling motherfuckers how great I am. It's my show. I can do what the fuck. Watch this. I'm the coldest motherfucker ever to be born out of a vagina. Like out of all the niggas that ever was a fetus. There has never been a nigger colder than me. When God was putting my life playing together,

Jesus was right there and there throwing extra shit. Making funny as fuck God. Make him real. Make him real. Make him one of the most loyal niggas. Give him the quality with him. Never cross his partners. Make him a nigga who don't steal, Lord.

Make him a faithful black man, a good father. Sound like God. God, a nigga with a bitch. And God was like, hold on, Jesus. I can't make this nigga that cold. What the rest of the niggas gonna do? It is. Yeah, I must have Professor X as my creator.

Jesus was like, do this one for me. I'm telling you, bro, the money good is coming right back. Make them know how to rap a little bit of God. Watch, I'm telling, trust me, God. Get a nigga a ball head and a beard. The bitch is still going to fuck with this. I swear to God on me. My faith is in the right place, bro.

That's crazy. Out of all the fucked-up shit, I'd be like this much. I never even thought about it like that. But then I do this much good shit for other people. I gave a nigga $6 for some gas today. And he had an iPhone. He ran out of gas, and he had an iPhone, bro. But I was like, that could be somebody, bro.

He might not be as old as I think he is. He a young nigga. He still got the dreads with the rubber band on him to make him look bigger. Oh, now, that was a scammer. No, he's a young nigga, bro. Because he still had the little rhinestones on his pocket like his mama had bought him for it. He probably wasn't more than 18, 18.

Oh, man. It was the old iPhone. Okay, okay. Yeah, he probably needed that. Yeah, and the screen would crack. Yeah, that's a scammer. And I knew he was fucked up because when I walked by the first time

he faked like he was trying to call somebody. I'm like, y'naker fucked up. You get what I'm saying? But that's not the type of shit I want credit for. My son is the OG, man. Yeah. Yeah, I'd have missed too many episodes, man.

There's wisdom. You ain't getting it nowhere else. Next time I go to church, I want to pay to say turn to the book for Carlos. You want to make it drop something on? This is what the young niggas don't understand, bro. I don't talk to them. Every time you eat the pussy, you're not supposed to fuck.

Sometimes you're just supposed to eat the pussy as like a display as your skills. Like, what's the floor routine and gymnastics? Sometimes you're just supposed to eat pussy and don't even take her pants all the way off. You're supposed to pull them down to her angles and then push her legs back behind the couch. Well, she'd be stuck in the pillar and just eat pussy for about 28 minutes. Oh, you're talking to the right. You know how many holes out there, oh me? No, I'm just saying, stop doing that.

to everybody because that's black you can't hit your glow if you do it a lot you don't it's not an all-the-time type of thing but you know if you see how every nigger get excited when you say eat pussy and this is the shit that we just bruh you got to suck tithes huh I'm talking about I was hold up bro about 20 minutes per titty I'm telling you but what if you ain't no titty man That's where you develop your skill at. After about three rounds of 20 minutes per teddy. Come on, bro.

You'll see. Well, you ain't starting your own yet. See, you gotta suck the titty for about 20 minutes. You can actually hit the pussy when she'd get ready. It'll be like, shoo-o-o-h-o-h-h-h-h. When she get ready, I'm telling you. You ain't never seen the slime hit both legs. Yes, sir.

Yeah. Yes, sir. And the crazy thing is I did suck the tits first before the slime. slime see you got to do it for like a longer time however long you've been doing it just know it ain't long enough you got to be a DJ on the Titties both tits working both tities like a DJ go okay I can see oh that's crazy because I really feel like a come on man I really feel like a DJ Oh, man, that's the new, that could be a new dance.

Right, bro. Right, bro. Hey, this is what we're talking about on the breakfast club, people still hitting me about this every day. What's your fingering technique? Oh, oh. Well, first, I mean, I cannot. Yeah, you can set it up?

When I know I got some pussy on the way. No, I'm saying, the pussy's there. Oh, so we already talk, look, that's what I'm saying, can I set it up? Can I set it up? When I know that you're going to ask me, let me tell it. You know what I'm saying? the way pardon me my brother when I know the pussy on the way I go get a nice

little manicure you know I'm saying I gonna get a nice little manicure and I get a shade nice and down and everything like that then yeah I hit them with the no one you know just to test the space out you know what I'm saying see if it puts claustrophobic or whatever right then if it's tight enough I get in there with two just these two first right feel around make sure I hit the G spot when you press up then you get these naturally naturally you're a gynecologist Come on, man. If this was the 40s, you'd probably be a kind of college.

You got, that's what I'm, to take back, that's why I think I'm so good at fingering because I lost my virginity in college. The way if you did that, you look, do the shit again? Which one? The one where you had the shit cocked like the bowler. Like Spider-Man. Bro.

That's so professional. You just hit two G-spots. If you put a little pressure on them two middle ones. But let me tell you how to put the pressure on them. Go ahead. This is a, hellful. Get in that camera. This one right here.

You got your own camera. Yeah, but see, the mic right here. It's a straight shot, just do it. Can they see me? You stand up. Okay, cool. So, from a profile view, you know, these two things right here, right? Now, you're doing your thing, and when she's like squirming it, like, you see she can't get enough, then you press down.

There you go. You press down. Sit down. That's enough. And then. Sit down. Sit down. Oh, I thought you did.

NASA's on YouTube. Uh-huh. Now, if you start getting scientific, they'll flag the shit. Okay. That's enough. That's cool. Let them do that part. And when you come back, we'll pick up.

We'll touch on it again. You ain't steered me wrong yet, so I know you know what you're talking about. Who am I? I know you know what you talking about. And it's just like, I don't want nobody to get the wrong idea at all. So what's your technique? Bro, I hit it with the, I don't even put my fingers in a pussy. Okay, hold on.

I ain't over. Because I don't. Because I'm a nigga in the streets all day. I'll be touching on money and all up rolling blunts and shit. I'm not the type of nigga that's about to stick my, no fingers in the pussy. First and foremost, like you said, you definitely gotta have your nails or shit right. So you definitely need your manicure game together. Okay, okay.

So if that's the case, first of all, you need a whole shower, just to even finger some pussy. That's where I'm at in life. I'm grown as fuck, you know what I'm saying? A whole shower. You gotta put on some new underwear, all that shit, get fresh. Put your finger in clothes on. Some joggers, some sweats. Some nice cotton t-shirt, some thick shit, a Calvin Klein or a polo.

You know what I'm saying? Stop wearing that fruit of the loom, seat the way of a jail shit, niggin' you, got a puss on the way. The hat way how to draw. Like, you know, women, they put the bra and the panties on me. You gotta step your draws game muck. You gotta have your pussy getting drawl. You know what I'm saying? It ain't even got to be no expensive as, it's gotta be some traditional shit.

so women know that you're about to provide some good dick, some good Calvin Klein, some polo or some, some shit like that, some shit that's been in the game, that's a reputable brand, some Versauchis. Come on, man. You got to put your pussy getting clothes on. If you know you're about to get some pussy, go on

head and hit it with some loose pajama pants and let the meat swings. Oh, that daddy, I see. I was trying to win you was going to say that. Me swinging. Yeah, I see. But now, not no $9-dollar ass Walmart pajama pant. This shit that came out of Neiman's or something. These is Calvin.

This is that polo shit that's made out the draws material. It's pussy coming. I got my pussy getting outfit on. The motherfuckerfucking shirt, master pants. That's crazy. Brand new socks. That is crazy. Niggis smelling like good

fragrances. My daddy call it smell good. This ain't that $100 shit. This is that smell good. This is that shit you get for Christmas. Come on, man. I'm trying to put it out. Here's a little, you see. You see how the techniques match and give your little tip, fellas, pause, no pun intended.

When you know you got the pussy away, let's say he, like, because he said one of my styles. I like to throw on the jam, the pajamas where I can do the ball Johnson dance. Everybody knows the ball Johnson dan, and you meet swinging one way and another, you know, you see the movie. That, you know, that's my technique. But what you, the reason why I do that is because, you know, when you put your draws on and she may be a little late, 20 minutes later, your ball's just slowly getting back stanking Okay

Because when you get out in the shower And you walk You back stanking a little bit What's wrong with you? I'm just trying to tell me true So after you're done Getting the shower I make sure I call them

She's like I'm 15 minutes out Boom I get in the shower Take 20 minutes shower Because she's gonna find Somewhere to park Then as soon as she come in

I got my draws on Ball swinging And then it's fresh No you see you're doing too much I'm not doing too much You don't have to rush Why she's on the way I ain't rushing.

I'm telling you my technique. You're cutting me off. I won't let me tell you. I'm telling you my technique. You won't let me tell you some other game that you're missing. Youngblood. Come on then. Brough, you ain't going to believe me when I tell you, dear.

Women like natural balls sense. You don't have to rush to wash your balls. I can't believe that. You can wait until she pull up. She see you ain't wash your dick and shit. Leave her. Hey, I'm about to jump in here real quick. Okay.

She's going to grab the meat anyway. No, I'm about, no, let me grab that dick. I want that off work meat. You know what? Before you go, like you said, let me, can I say it? Brough. I don't believe you. Shit.

You said I won't going to believe you in this truth. Because just the thing about, but it makes so much sense. Niggas always fucking with women who don't like them. Wait till you start fucking bitches who already like. They already like you. You're doing too much. They already like you, bro. You think she don't know what balls smell like nigger.

She likes balls, my nigger. She's nastier than you think she is. If a bitch lick your balls, you think them the first balls? That means she licked balls, decided she liked balls, and been licking them since she decided she liked them. She liked you. She liked your balls. That's why they get drunk and text you shit, and you can

can't even let nobody look over your shoulder. I want your balls on my face. Oh my God, oh my Lord, have mercy Jesus. If they knew she really liked the ball goggles. They would never look at her the same. She liked to wear the balls like swimming goggles. The whole testicles say, she don't give a fuck, bro. I'm talking about the beautiful, this prettiest bitch

in the room, want the balls goggles. She likes this shit. So she's like a little must on the... Bruh, she wants to smell your balls. What you think she's gonna do while you cleaning them? Smelling them? I like it's balls. They do this.

Br, they nastier than us. What's the nasty and the shit you can do? She probably looked at you and be like, nigger, that's it. She liked this shit. I'm telling you, though. You're too nice to him. He's right.

He's right. I deliver a good meat, but they don't be the artwork. See, bro, that's how you know you got a good staff. When you just get a blunt signal and somebody wrote, I didn't know that's what it was, bro. Now you got me looking like a jay. I'm telling you, dog. I never tried the must balls.

That's because you fucking young women. They stay in grown. Start fucking with some grown women 35. Uh-uh, uh-uh. Don't take it in the shower. I want some all-day dick. They order it. They order it, they call like, um, you got any all day?

That's why they, I'm telling you, brother, the text you get on the way over there, look, come straight in here and get the pussy. Don't do nothing. What? You got some all day dick? All day long. I'm not saying to all day dick today.

I'm telling me. Now look, if you don't believe me, check back on this episode and read the comments. It's gonna be one freaky-ass grown woman who say, yep, cause all day dick smell like money. And it's gonna be 47 likes and nine bitches laughing under them. I know my audience. That's who this podcast is for.

Grown women who like All Day Dick, who pay their bills in cash money. You know she's gone. That's crazy. I'm gonna go get a regular job. Just so I can see how all day. Don't. Don't.

Don't. Don't. You're too talented, bro. But all they dick. You got a song that's about seven years old. So wrong, I think you should have won a Grammy for it. I appreciate that, man. I really do.

The funny thing about that story is I put it on battlegrounds and then one, like one for like two weeks in a row, but they made sure they didn't tell who was on it. You gonna think I'm lying. I heard the bitch on the battleground in Atlanta. Come on, nigga. I fuck us with this whole city. That's crazy.

The entire city. Shout out to the dirty boys. Shout out to Griffith Tooth. That's crazy. Nigger, Shirley Franklin. All of Bill Campbell, nigga, Big Meach. Jeezy TIP

Big boy Outcast Goody Mob The Dungeon Family The Street That the Dungeon is on Sleepy Brown A motherfucking

Big Rube Witch Doctor Big Unp Records Come on my nigga Hit Man Sammy Sam Baby Deep Archie

Come on nigga Miracle I took my walkman to school Rent that bitch of my shit my sleeve told a teacher bitch fuck you i listen when i please pastor troy the yin-yang twins monica these are all names that just pop right in your head when you think of atlanta nigger ludicrous little john both of the east side boys who who you hear that host it out macyo next tail churk don't hit me dog come see me don't hit right ass boy that tell turd

Food Palace. You're trying to conversate about some motherfucket words. I just sang him in Footlock and Greenbrow. I gotta download it down. Nigger, don't you hit me on my next cell church. If you try to conversate about some motherfucking word. Oh, man. Ho shit out.

Ho shit, die. That nigga was a poet. I don't need you hoes. That's an all around, uh, some shit knocking liquor down. It's been a long time. I apologize. I'm at the age where I'll forget shit that happened yesterday. But yeah.

Southern bread. Yeah. Come on, bro. This is that real Atlanta shit. Don't you hit me on my... The heck's tell. Come on, man. You know how many motherfucking...

This city, we got... Nigger, we got so many one hit, won us with more than one hit in Atlanta. Nigger, if the world knew the type of shit... Nigger, J. Money. Furnain, Leigh name. Jay, futuristic. They tried to run all with this way.

He did bring it back. He been saucing. I am Jay Money. I am Mr. Miyagi. You are your son. He is my ponidium. Travis Porter. Come on, man.

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where you're at in life if you was around doing that time nigger if you hear that song after you didn't got a tattoo you you're waiting on that part nigger you ever listen to that whole song just for that part nigger when ain't my birthday coming up that's what i want to walk in now just that part ripping the fucking shirt over nigger fabo is a legend this the first nigger to say he sees spaceships on bankhead. I'm starting to see spaceships on bank head. And if you ever lived in Atlanta, that shit did not sound for a fat.

I believe this nigger. You remember he did the feature with one chance? Wait a minute. This nigger knew a bitch named Dandross. That was a girl name. He named her in the pack of girls. I got partners like Yasman

Who to Yasman? I ain't never thought a bitch name Yasman would be a threat But they had a bitch They was running with Name Dame Druss

And you had to say it like that Come on you got a kid Come on OG Talk to me, Give me some more Because it's just nostalgic At this point Come on man

Hold up I'm about to fuck you up Even I'm about to fuck you up Even more than that I got this bitch I got this bitch name Bloghead

She got a Bloghead Get a whole blonde party. Get a whole blonde cat. Hold on. Jute. Yeah, boy. Ju, juke.

Yeah, boy. Come on, man. What's a? This nigga is the mayor. She's fine. She's sexy. She's cool. She's a Georgia piece.

So she's like to. Get. Smoke. Hey. Sip. Hey. When if I gave me love, I want that mom we're going. Yeah.

This is Goat Goat Come on man You knew the underground rappers BHA BHA

I gotta try you KRA I gotta try you Me Me at the Megaplex Little Yola But Lil Yola that's Antony, come on, that's Anthem You already know that

Oh, man. So you're trying to say, like, you're going to start with the motherfucking, no, Yola the Great. Uh-huh. That's where you're going to go with it. Uh-huh. Oh, you're talking about I'm a get money nigger. So, fuck it, I keep some go. Hey, come on, man.

For what? You can't. For what? You can't smoke a blunt of cush because you round too many crabs. You can't even wear a jersey. Because they try to peep the tags. Need to go to church, start listening. Go get your brain a bath.

Come on, man. That's why I keep my ears and eyes open so I can focus on that around me. I know they're going to down me. But I wonder why in the further they come around me? I got to stay down. I'm a shine like a light. Some of all these cockroaches

with I'm wrong if I'm right. But I get money. That's something I like to do. You say mother me now, mother, you. Hold on, man. I don't even want to breathe. Come on, man. You're going to die, bro.

Stop. I told you about that shit earlier. I don't deserve to live around you. Behold. You do, bro. You are the chosen one. Because we're the ones who got to remind people, bro. This nigga, it's the chosen one.

Shaldy Lo. Even now that all of this, back and forth with all the rappers, bro. He still was one of Atlanta's favorite rappers, bro. It must be two sides? That's what I'm saying. It's like, now that's synonymous with any time somebody do some left-handed shit to you. God damn, it must be two sides. Come on, bro.

bro got no wife but the white be my girlfriend I'm the man I don't know what y'all been told shaw did lebeck on the mat what's up that was happening bro he made the whole world say what's happening that that's only in Atlanta do niggas know niggas been saying what's happening it sound fucked up but nigger that means something else yeah that in my white pee bruh when a nigger pull up and say what's hadn't in it that mean anything could be going on nigger we could be cool we could be getting ready to go to jail we can shoot this bitch up what's happening what y'all want to do y'all nigh on one thing about atlanta niggins when a niggas say that bro he really mean that don't think that it

always mean gunplayed nigger when a nigger in Atlanta get mad and say what's hadn't you can say what nigger play some uno we'll play some d pussay niggum It ain't nothing, nigga. I've been playing Uno, fuck you to my mouth. What happened it? What's happening? Bust the goddamn cars. It ain't always got to be pissed to play, boy.

Trag. Well, let's do some backflip. What, fuck it did, nigga. What's happening? L.A. Hold up. You got to know the boy futuristic, ain't it? My work and make the jay through the drunk man, ain't it?

You got to know this to read me right here. Grand Hussein, man, it's the key, right? You got to know we gwaping, pockets extra sloppy. Don't I love my vegetable, extra cheese and broccoli. Don't young lady like to kick it like corrupt. Hey y'all. Don't I be with Jay Money serving everybody. Ain't we had the magicity throwing up the broccoli.

Ain't me and Tim taking off like a rocket? See, come on, bruh. That young nigger. You see how I'm leaning, you know I'm about to go next. I hate what happened to him. Can Tip and Trow perform the song without him? Because they both had classic verses on that bitch, man. But do you remember, I know I'm gonna try you, but when I, this is just even for me.

I only know why I'm asking you this. All right. Rubber band bangs. Boi-oy-oy-oy-yo. Tokyo, diamond. Grand hustle. Aye. What are you in a club?

It started throwing, I'm cold. Nigger. Nigger. Come on, bro. I'm sorry, I just had the sound for you. I thought when you drove songs, you never even heard before. Try me. Nigger, when the niggas said, Ricky Lake and Oprah went for hanging with my mama now.

Don't know it. You're right. Drizzle total a hundred round. What? I'm gonna try you. Uh-uh. Bra's want to do me. I'm snacking on some goose meat.

Who? No, I ain't heard, though. Come on, bro. I'm gonna be on his up-and-coming mixtape before you. Come on, bro. That nigga said, my chopper on ocean spray. I do remember that one. Mathematically, what is it?

Mathematically, with a pistol, I do trigonometry, humbly, eat up a nigger just like piranha beat. Young dro? Nog. Yeah, young dro said, I can eat a city and a state and drink whole lake. My Chevy paint tropical, a weima way, a weima way. What song was it? I remember that. What song was it?

Gangster, soldier, fruity fruit rolled up. Yon droop. Yeah, but I got down growed up. In the key, now I got the whole block sold up. Everybody's smoking me. Cush, nigger, roll it up. That nigger grow hard. Bras want to do me. Get French, Louis. I just want to do me. Lewis Iceberg Louie Man shit used to go up I remember

I remember Rudy Brudie Bray you're gonna fuck with Atlanta I don't remember bro Come on bro Don't say it's blue like whirlwind

Man Shaby blue like whirlwind Isn't that um Hey let me see your bounce Rock and Lever let you show Nicole the shit Drew said in that whole song

I stayed my I stay by my banana dumping and punking monkeys don't nobody stay with my mom But a bunch of junkies. Why you got a bunch of junkies staying with your mom and your shabby on Katrina Spray? Oh my God.

You better not ever forget Rocko either. Why, I ain't going to forget him next week today or tomorrow. Tomorrow, yeah. Rocco say the type of shit that you need to be reminded of. Talk to me. We ain't even Hey, what do you say? That little,

my little buddy We ain't just I can't even remember How this shit go? We ain't going to stay at We Jee be fucking around That one That's the one

We ain't going Stay there We just be fucking round Nigger Rocco said some shit So cold Rocko said Oh my God

When they say that I'm mean What the fuck do they mean? Do they mean that in a good way Or are they trying to be mean? You gotta run that back and slow that down. They say that I'm mean. When they say that I'm mean.

What the fuck do they mean? Do they mean that in a good way, or they're trying to be mean? That's an IG caption. This nigga just... Come on, man. Rocco got verses you could live by. You just do you.

I'm gonna do me. E. I'm a dude. You wear Reeboks. I wear a ballet. You smoke midget. I smoke Cali. Rock Oak, the darn.

Tomorrow. If you ever forget OJ. The Juice, man, I slap your motherfucking computer down. I do that person, man. Hey! What is that Gucci, manny? Bro.

Where high-go? OJ. The Jew said this shit, yeah, I'm a thunder. Got an old school. That's the same color thunder. Ain't nobody top day yet. Ain't nobody top day yet. What color?

Is it like whiteish-bluish? Bro. OJ. the Jew said, C-Cill phone, yeah, all I'm jumping. First nigger to come out and say the trap booming and bun. and bunking. That means that it's booming and bunking. That means they're selling two different kinds

of shit out of the left. You ain't catch that. It's all kind of traffic at that trap house. Them niggis selling hard salt, pills, boy, girl, pounds, mid, white, all that shit. And I thought bumping and bunking was like a synonym. No, booming and bunking. That mean they're selling

drugs and stolen items out of there. You can get everything. Some Their rims, their Chevy sitting outside, everything over there for sale. They got business selling pussy. It's the whole carnival of trap shit going on when it's booming and bunking. Slick Puller had one of the best gangster grill mixtape ever. Take your shoes off, Shotta, you in the presence of, geez. I don't know what that meant, but for some reason I feel like bitches was supposed to take their shoes off when you bring them around nice shit.

after that. The entry, if you can find the Slick Puller mixtape, listen to the very first song on that bitch. Woo! Slick Puller, don't get the credit. Let me tell you how I know that Slick Puller was a real nigger. This before I even heard him rap for real.

When Jesus was on Trap Star and that nigga said, Bucket of Crab Legs, Slick had the lobster. I was so uneducated then I was like, nigger. Didn't crab legs come off the lobster. Too different. You feel what I'm saying?

So really he's an educational teacher. So I'm thinking, nigger, crab legs and lobster legs ain't the same shit. Wow. So really he teaches grade school. It's not even, it's not even, but what I'm saying, though, is he could have left that part out. This is a whole verse, nigga.

That means a lot. But if you would have laughed it out, you would have been a grown man thinking, the lobster tear and the crab. No, this is what it meant. When he said that, he never said Slick was eating the lobster. He never said Slick ate the lobster. He just said Slick had the motherfucker.

So when he said that, in my mouth, Slick might have ordered that bitch and just sat at the burger. He never said Slick ate the lobster. He didn't say Slick tried the lobster or nothing. Come on, man. Eat his spun divv is five times a week. Come on, bro. Before trapper died.

When can I come back? Jesus. Back when he was trapping on Lumpkin Road when he had the cut dog with the hammers and load. Nigger, I was focused. I knew what it took to get it. I was 14 working with a half a block. I like, I think my favorite.

Older niggins hating dog, they wanted with us. Local niggins. What was it? What's your favorite? Bottom of the map. That's my favorite Jesus song. Hey man. Bottom of the map.

Nigger, uh-uh. Nigger. Three classics, man. This the coldest shit ever. Jesus is snowman. I make it winter time. I heard the streets hungry. I heard it's dinner time.

Watching the state patrol, they patrol the state. Jesus is snowed. I patrol to wait. 36 O's for the 195. Front door service you ain't even got a drive. Stacks on. on deck fuck what a hate a thing a lot of dead white boys equal money in the bank c t is the click that i claim know some real niggas that claim the same thing

and they don't want boy niggas won't beef 17 5 for my snowman peace I'm dope boy fresh 4x white tea and it's a million motherfuckers feeling just like me that nigga is the coldest I missed that on so much because I was in the church too hard Brug, nigga, my first Halloween going trick-or-treating was when I was in my teenage years, because we always used to go to Hallelujah night. But hearing all this, nigga, you can go listen to that shit right now on the way home and be feeling like, nigger, ain't no way this ain't in the motherfucking library of Congress. I'm telling, bro, don't never leave Gucci out this fucking conversation, nigga.

So I think. Don't you ever leave Gucci out. out of this conversation ever, nigger. Let me call her a day with a decoct. Nigger. Yeah. She's the cat to the lady of the cat the bag. She's going to be a bag.

I bought her. That nigger said, I bought her a bad. She's going to be a pistol. Oh my God. He was the first one to put me your game when it comes to hose. First you get her name. Then you get her number. Then you get some...

Did you get some... ...the front seat of her. And my whole thing, I thought. after you get the name and the number you take your eye right in and say let me set the record straight heyder you participate three girls with me like I'm going on a lima date say you got a man but your man ain't here the ice in my ear shine like a sandal room jumping out the phantom don't you think I'm handsome just watch on my wrist calls more than a mansion you see it's your baby

daddy ain't icy like the kid be got your baby mama front seat Shut up, Ferrari, Nick, ain't no backseat. It ain't one, where else she gonna be? If I had to know I was coming to the zoo to see a goat. Yeah, I'm saying, I would have brought food or whatever to my man. And these ain't even the coldest Gucci lyrics. I didn't know. I ain't know I was coming to a zoo.

Come on, man. Gucci Man deserves all props and praise. You know who else? You know who else, though? If you walk a flokker. Walk a flock of flame, bro. If they was putting the wall, they got to put flocker on the wall, bro.

Because the way that nigger came, don't be throwing up games. That ain't gangston. That ain't gang, that's Clay County. Don't be throwing that up either. Because there's another nigga who live in another part of the city that made somewhere else to him. Oh, my bad.

Niggas and living other states. I made that up. And then I got these joins on. I just got, just had to match these. That's it. I'm not affiliated. in Mississippi. I'm telling you, bro.

Cain County, man. Shout out of Walker, bro. And they came in real, bro. And they came in real, bro. I fucked my money up. Now I can't re-up. Ran up in my spot. Just to get my stacks up.

Now I'm back on dead. So shoddy. What the fuck you want. Hurtie. Talking shit. But this ain't what the fuck you want. Why would you beef with a young nigga? That told you.

Waka-Flock a flame. That means he good at shooting. He's great at it. You know how good you have to be at street shooting for niggas to name you after. Don't fuck with that young nigger. He'll walk a flogger flame. That name came from my old nigger. I know it did.

Do you know Diddy, walk a flock of flame was so like just popping. Diddy had to mess up the remix. When Diddy mess up your remix? Don't say that. Nope. Diddy on a whole not other level. When Diddy got on their remix. He told us some shit we needed to hear.

He didn't come through to change the game or blow. Did he came in after the important meat with some white folks with a mint coat on pulled up in the family. He did that shit all the time. I've got my money up. Fucking with them white folks. That's what you've been on. Okay.

My bad. Keep going, Puff. Tell us the most shit. My bad. Now I got my money up. Now I'm richer than these white folks. Okay. Okay.

Okay. If you think about that time period, at that time period, Buff had been off the music scene for a minute. So when he jumped on that remix, that was the first time we had heard on me. Like, look up up in. At a meet with some white folks. So when you-

But now I'm richer than the- White- Now I don't gotta go no more, because I'm richer than them. So he was off the music scene, came back and told us what we're going to. You put two together, you got a hot six. Yes.

Yes. I never knew two plus two. equals 60. Shut up. My bad. You got to pay attention to the remakes, bro.

My bad, they come on and say shit that you needed to hear. Puff invented the remix. You know why he gets to say that?

Because he's the first nigger who would come through on a song that was already good. And make the bitch a little bit better. Go back and listen to motherfucking the ad list

he was saying all through ready to die. Puff didn't, like people say, if you don't want a nigga We don't. But if it was, it gotta be Puff. Nika, your video started chatting take.

Nika won the video, come on, it would be black and white. You just see Puff standing right in the camera. Bad boy, that nigga doing old crazy-ass day. And niggins be like, oh, oh! He don't call those shit, it's a remix. He got Puff on it. It's official. It could be some goofy shit. Boom, but do, but do. Remix, bitch.

Puff on it. Puff on it. He just came and, nigga, he paid for all this shit. Puff paid me to get on the remix. Now I'm rich for real. Me and Puff just got some shit we listen to on the boat. It's a different level fucking with Puff. I'm sorry.

You got to understand that young nigger. You won't Puff to remix your shit. Even if he come through. Manuel, got a big idea, baby. We're going Costa Rican on this bitch. We're about to put the horns, do all this shit. Elephants, you're going to be like, yeah, y'all. Yeah, it's puff, nigga.

That's what I hate about us. You see how he's just saying? Like the nigger that's going to jump into a fight. But that's what I'm saying, bro. You can't, black people won't let you be great while you alive, bro. You know, I'm telling you, puff one of the coldest niggas ever. Oh my God. Just was, just for saying this shit.

I got a bids that I ain't even drove yet. That's the first black man in history to buy some shit that don't drive it that day. he even said it and when you need a hit who you go and get I got a crew that a rearrange your whole set that could have been

decorating or fighting because Puff is known to show up and redecorate some shit nah baby we're taking this 85 South show bigger we're gonna get some motherfucking real art up there I'm telling we're we said we had a meeting with Puff

oh I saw it Bruh, I'm telling you, man. Y'all made it. This nigga just different. You don't understand the type of money. He's getting. And he's still getting that type of money. Puff calls him, bruh.

When he walk in, they call him Mr. Combs everywhere. Mr. Combs, what do you think I call him? Diddy. Did it? I felt like Diddy was a whole. whole nother nigger. I like Puffy because he came in. He was Sean Puffy Combe.

Then he was Puff Daddy. I was like, that nigga be smoking the blunts. That's why they call him the Puff Daddy, Puff the something. I didn't know that. And then I was like, maybe because the nigga got natural. I don't know. But I just know that's one of the coldest niggas ever in history. And that ain't because we had a meeting with him.

That's because he really is, bro. We've been said this shit before the meeting. We broke it down scientifically. Puff brought Mary J. Blige in the game. Come on, bro. What my auntie gonna listen to? No more pain. Went hugged and my little cousin daddy break up.

No more pain. I'm telling you, bro. Did she hit the, did she do a song with Why Clef? Mary J. Blige has done everything. She made me love myself a little bit more with her song, Take Me as I am. Mary J. Blige got music so good and make you take your shoes off. I'm talking about shit you can listen to on vacation. Then she did it

You're right She did a song With her own to If you ain't never heard That song Not gonna cry as a grown man And felt some kind of way Nigger you ain't

You won't have a soul Nick Listen to what she's saying In that bitch Even if you don't even know her Just listen to what she said That nigga did I was your lover

And your secretary Nick why would you fuck over your secretary Your business is doomed If there's know all your 2 o'clock and your 4 o'clock, you know where your 1.30 is supposed to be? You're going to fuck over her. The lady who you gave permission to sign your checks.

Come on, bro. You got to be more professional than that. Oh, man. Mary J. Blige is one of the coldest ladies to ever record. This is how cold Mary J. Blige is, bro. She made a lot of her biggest hits are songs that was already hits, and the people who made. the song like bitch you did that listen to the song she got with met the man that let you know that she was a real last moment man man man you all i need to get by

that's a mobbing gay come on bro come on dude oh i got a dude she was in the hood with this nigger and she was hitting blunts with them niggas she been real and then we find out she's been drinking all this patron all the years and she didn't bounce back. Bro, come on, man. Mary called her husband a bitch-ass nigger for suing her for spousal support. She real like that. And she got that fucking dance that don't make no sense.

That little stupid-ass-a-kick. I mean that song. I love Mary J. Blime, right, right. Now, only Pete as I'm going home. Oh, nigger. Nigger. What's the monica song? What she'd be like,

That's why. You're so. This is why I love you. This is how high I was the other day. Bro, I'm so high. I download this. I got it. I get it.

I'm so high that bitch came on as soon as I get on 20. I just stayed in the slow lane, let that big play. I could have sworn like me and Monica had broke up and got back together and I had fucked it up some kind of way. Like the song had convinced me I was in the wrong. That's how real that shit is. Monica is an A-Town legend. bruh she just threw some people out her concert recently she's like hold on

bitch you doing too much I love her this city is just different when it comes to music we've been talking about this shit for over hour we ain't got no word from our sponsors man no word on our sponsors keep taking them blue chew pills man fuck the shit out these women every chance you get this is a free advertisement for blue chew I know I never had the Bluetooth, man. No, you're a young nigga. Don't take that shit yet.

Appreciate it. Yeah, man. Keep eating your vegetables, though. Drink your water. Appreciate that. Yeah, man. Because I tried a samurai before, and it just... Never mind.

That ain't... This is one thing you got to keep in mind, though. This is one thing a lot of young niggas don't understand. It's don't be in a rush. You got time to do all the shit you think you need to rush and do. You got time. This one thing my dad is. always tell me it's take your time because you think this shit going somewhere but it's

really not didn't it be saying so much simple stuff but it hit hard I'm telling you dog take your time two plus two it's eight four is not stop believing that because one plus one don't even equal two niggins three come on my neighbor if you get with a lady tonight and y'all have a baby how many of y'all live at the house This is just natural facts of the, this is the way of the world. This is the way God set up. You can't argue the facts. One plus one does equal three.

Come on, man. And if she had twins, that's four. Right. These are the same people who taught you that zero means nothing but zero goes on forever. Which one is? Nigger. Zero means nothing but zero goes on forever. Right.

No wonder I'm so bad at math. These people confuse you the whole time you was at school. They'll tell you some shit like seven minus zero. How the fuck can it be seven minus zero if zero means nothing? You can't take nothing away from nothing. Why are you teaching me this shit? I don't know. I don't go to college.

I go to Carlos. Don't, though. Don't. Because that's a lot of shit that confuse me. A lot of this shit ain't really well. Everything I learned in high school is obsolete at this point. You do understand that, right? Yeah.

So what the fuck did they teach me? Man, bang! Bro. College is a scam. Why the fuck do jobs tell you you need five years' experience? If you already was doing that shit, what the fuck make them think you want to keep doing it the whole point of looking for a job is to quit the one you had you need five years experience this what the fuck you think i did in five years that i ain't gonna come over here and do and master come on bro that's too goddamn long five years experience oh college college business scam that's where i spent the night for two years i ain't even really go well i let's just say i was in the 13th grade

Why the fuck would you go to college? You got to get a loan to go to college so you can graduate and get a job to pay for going to college. It's like I knew that, but when he said, oh, I know that. Dude, it's a lot of shit out here that's just ass backwards. Just like these white people didn't pay all this money for their kids to go to college. No, you talk about what I think you talk about? The college admissions gamble. Mm-hmm.

Man, I'd be mad as hell. I find out my folks paid $2 million for me to go to school and me to have to track. They could just gave me the two million dollars. If I'm gonna be out here fucking taking a chance. You mean you paid for me to have to go to school to work? Only white people are paid to go to work. Ain't nobody gonna pay to go to fucking work. Well, maybe you'll be.

Well, maybe you'll be. something well maybe you should just give me this two million dollars and let me take my chance what if I'm the next motherfucker Pablo Escobar I could be something greater without going to college I don't know bro you talking to a nigga who went to community college for a little bit I really wish I would have finished but then again I don't think I could have been as great as I've been if I would have finished because I would have been believing too much shit that they have nothing to do with nothing

Think how much bullshit we believe that just, you just believe it because somebody told you to, man, fuck this shit. Man, fuck that shit. Turn that up. I don't believe none of this shit. You know why? Fuck that shit. I said turn that up. Fuck that shit.

I said turn that up. I don't believe they went to the motherfucking moon because I'm black. If they went to the moon one motherfucking time, shit, why they never go back? They can't do that. Oh man. I don't believe in no dinosaurs. They said the dinosaurs like the roar. Well, how the fuck do they know?

Because they didn't know if it had a sound or an echo. Because nobody was here. They said Jesus left about 2,020 years. How do they know? And where did they go? Everything gives a scam. Everything. You know why?

I don't believe shit did they say. None of the time. everything I watched the news and grab my dick and say these motherfucking line It's trying to make you say and give you the blues Hey, one thing about the president. Hey, it's all fake news I said I'm listening to the game that you kick in me come on watch the news man. I'm niggas tricking me Yeah, they trigger yeah. They sick in me uh-huh These niggas tricking me. I said a line game that shit ain't happy. I

That's why it's live action. They line on the news. Why the fuck they show it to you if it was really that bad? Why people still go to Baghdad on vacation? I'd be like, damn, you think I'm lying? I've seen it on Instagram. Niggas in a war zone. Taking pictures with the iPhone.

They're like, no, chill, capiche. Nigel we over here at the beach. I'm like, what? You didn't start getting all this game for you get shot. Or like Martin Luther King You better stop spitting all this game For you get shot Like Martin Luther King

You better stop spending all this game If you get shot Come on, bro Get real hot Come on man Saying some things But I think he not Come on man

To me because I know he got All the game Bro I'm telling you real shit I've seen it man Let me ask you another question then You have scroll your timeline in the shit you see who the fucking drinking flat tummy tea nobody nobody they keep going like that you do a question I'm gonna ask for you all right bet check this

out have you ever been looking at a pick and wonder if she had a pair of real tits all the time okay have you ever went to like a pig back the bitch had you block? Yeah. My nigga, yeah. Let me tell you about these bitches who be liking my pictures. They be sneaking into my inbox because they know I keep my inbox on lock. What did you do? I had to keep it all player. Like, hold on, let me hit you later. And I'd be asking so sedi-it-i. I only respond when she sent me a titty. Oh. And then what? It depends. She said, you try to fuck my home girl, and I didn't even know they was friends.

Ooh, but then she still gave you the number, right? And I don't even want it. I didn't got more pussy not trying than when I pushed the up on it. That's crazy. I'm lazy. So to get the girl, you gotta be lazy. No. No?

I didn't say that. Only if she's finding up to play back But don't be wasting your time Because what you look like fucking with a two When you deserve a die Mm-hmm Practicing Okay

Just practicing So you're saying Just slide in Yeah Jack glide in Yeah Start off cool like shout of me And I can be friends

I said hold on Don't be no wussie If you're like girl on I ain't want your little ass pussy You gotta act like you don't want it and then she gonna let you have it okay but even when you get it my niggins just stroking and then don't grab it yeah you think about it huh you think about it so don't stroke shit grab bro you can't act like the pussy yours to

after you then fuck about 11 times I'm the 13 times show your ass that's why you that's why a lot of niggas get cut off you try to do all your tricks the first You do a little bit of every goddamn thing. Then you end up really doing a whole bunch of a lot of shit. And when you fucking, that's the only time that's bad. You think that you're showcasing. I'm watching myself to tell them. I'm going to eat the pussy.

I'm going to lick the booty. I'm going to squeeze the nipple. I'm going to stroke. I'm going to rub the feet. You're doing too much. You're scared of all. You're too freaky. I tell you niggas are out here being too freaking.

So give her just a little dick and death. Don't give, don't never give her a little dick. I always give her at least. at least medium dick at least you ain't got to hear it with your whole stroke say some yeah medium dick din dip hit it with the medium dick din dip the medium i'm gonna say you something for next time yeah the medium dick din dip i wouldn't even do you like that the medium dick din dip i'm not gonna put that whole thing in there gotta leave a mind wandering in the bed sitting there

Like, did he just give me what I think he did? Yep. The medium dick, din, dick. Now listen, bro, here's the thing, not telling you what to do. You gotta leave her wondering, like, do you have more, I sure do. See, I'm the type of dude that a hitter with the eight out of ten, but I'm gonna pull a pony tail so she can go and tell. So she can go and tell her friend. She gave the medium dick and dip.

She got the medium dick and dip. That the medium dick and dip. About three-quarter stroke. I hit it from the side one time. A couple strokes from the back. And then I laid her down, acting like I hurt my back. So you hit her with the medium.

Had a hollet sound like she's on that helium. Yeah. Like out. You have a big hitting it from the back. Let go. Then your ball started jumping. And then you snatch your meat out and be like, hold up. Speak of hers.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. The medium, that's what I gave her. The medium dick, dude, deal. Uh-huh. The medium dick, yeah. You ever hit her with the meat? I like a player.

And then say, what you doing a little later? Yeah. I got a dip. The medium dick thin dip. Hold on. You ever hear the with that dick like a point of star? And then be like, I'm gonna swing back through later. My home boy is chilling in the car.

That medium dick and dip. The medium dick and dip. Hold on. Give a medium dick and dip. Uh-huh. Hey, you hit it with the medium. Now she's stalking me. I got some head right quick.

My mama calling me. And that medium dick and dip. Medium. Yeah. Hit it with the medium dip. You got a dip. And then you dip. You got to have something to do.

That's what I learned tonight. You got to have something to do, man. You got to be busy. Your availability is killing you, King. Get out of there. You're too available. That medium and, yeah. Sometimes it's all right to get about three, four, seven.

You don't got to put the whole moose foot in. now. Don't hit it with that moose leg. Mm-mm. Just give her some head in about three-quarter shaft. She got to have some head, though. You got to put that head on it. She'll cheat on you if your head ain't right. You got to have the mushroom. Hit it with that mushroom head.

She gonna love you for that. Uh-huh. Fellas, stop trying to fuck your girlfriend. If you wait a little bit longer, they'll start trying to fuck you. But that's another episode. That's another... Fuck this, man. See, I hit the black.

Every time I do this. Shout out to all my niggins on probation, can't hit the weed. Just for us. Uh-huh. New sucks on them bitches. One more time. Bring it up now. The medium dick and dip.

The medium. She says she wants the extra large. She can get it tomorrow. The medium dick, then dip. No young lady, don't grab my leg. Don't you push me, don't you push me. I am the supplier. Now I'm not going to hit you with the meat to meet contact every time.

Pelves to pelvis. Now we deepen our feelings and don't even like each other. This is the 85 Self Show. And by the time you see this, it still will be. Don't you ever forget the nigger who forgot about you when you was forgotten about. The medium, bitch, d'n, d'em. You remember yesterday when you didn't know what you was going to be doing today, but now you're doing it and you don't even know about tomorrow,

but one day tomorrow will be yesterday. last week ain't that a bitch that could have went a whole nother way had you planned it you just let it happen you gonna keep doing that look man I'm not your life coach but like if your life coach ever had a flat on the way to practice I'd be the nigger who filled in for him till he got there I speak to a certain kind of black people everything is not for everybody what's your social media brother they probably already following you

at emad hudson Instagram at emman hudson on Twitter you need to make an Instagram for that ankle bracelet I will and then it's the medium I mean I just want to say

man I appreciate the goat man the OG the only person on this earth that makes me can't wait to get old and wise like my thaw. If you keep fucking with me, by the time you're my age, you'll be 10 times colder to me. All you gotta do is do the shit that I already told you that I did

so you don't have to do it. Do the opposite. I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen. I'm telling you. I'm trying to make it a, you get that to your bitch. You give her that. Now, if my girl got this, that ain't a girl.

No, do a photo shoot with the bracelet on. That's gonna make them want it. put it on your motherfucking wrists because now they're gonna feel like you used to sell dope or you had a connection to the street. I'm telling you, it's all about location. Don't put that back on. I got to.

Don't. You was almost there. You're telling you, man. Almost don't ever count. You'll see when this episode come out, you're gonna see your comments all on your social media. Take that goddamn ankle bridges at all. But you know, you want to be difficult.

You could have been part of an elite showcase of extraordinary gentlemen. But my name is Carlos Miller and I would never knock a nigga for what he does personally. You know, he might be locked into a whole other group of freaky-ass women who are into shit like, you know, ankle bracelets and nipple clamps and shit like that. You know, that's above where I'm going in life. I chipped my tooth on a nipple ring one time. I'm not that freaky. I scale my shit back.

Yeah. I'm definitely coming back. Shout out to J-O-N hat, bro. I don't know why I gotta be orange, man. I don't know. I don't know why. Are you kidding me? This is what I've been missing?

I don't know why it has to be orange. Now, I like where it's at now. Anything you have coming up that you would like to promote? Yes. The Rap Battle Gospel League presents Armageddon. Oh. The Battle of the Bishops will be Pastor Philip versus, well, verse Pastor Hudson. I am the Messiah and he is the one wise man.

So y'all be ready to look out for that kid coming out soon. The rap, battle, gospel league presents Armageddon star as Pastor Philip and Pastor Hudson. That's going to be dope. Thank you. We was, yeah, we was a. y'all what i ain't gonna ask you i'm gonna just wait what just all right we're cool yeah yeah we're trying to find a way to end this shit but it's just right now where we are it's just really not it's just not i don't feel like we're there yet to end it no that's because

there shouldn't be no end i feel like it's like a couple more minutes a few more ends we should tie up and then we really should just get out of here bro man the point's been improving now see i don't want anyone to watch this and just think just This is a bunch of bander about pussy Because this is really This is really been insightful Educational and entertaining All wrapped into one

And he's taught me so much The medium dig than death Yeah man That's what I'm telling You're giving her too much too fast When you hear somebody Like I don't want to jump in defense mode But listen to this bro

This is how This is one of my life inspirations Brum I like it when you do a lot But don't ever do too much you ever fuck with somebody and they was just doing too much but if somebody asked you what it was specifically they were doing you could specifically say they just doing too much I know them this they acting out of character you

don't never want to give nobody too much of anything too fast I'm telling me look at this shit like a karate tournament bring it down their sections yeah This is the craziest thing in the world, man. That's the thing about, that's the thing about, niggas got all the information already. It's just when you don't use it. You know more than you already give yourself credit for a young grasshopper. You are already wise, my son.

But chosen one. You are the chosen man. How are you so disciplined? Does it take time? My son, failure has taught me how to be successful. I've tried a thousand times before I succeeded once. So I took my thousand attempts and perfected my attempt, and now I cannot lose.

My good son, you are ready to go and face the world as you have never faced it. Chosen one, I don't know. I don't know if I'm ready. I know you are. And if you ever question yourself again after I say you're the chosen one, And I'll slap the shit out of you. Don't ever disrespect me in front of these people and don't be out there acting like you don't have no damn sense. Thank you, chosen one, for bestowing the great knowledge.

Now before you go out there, always know that you would never, ever, ever convinced anyone of anything. Anything that has ever come to you or anything you may have is a blessing from God. And you shall always give him credit for being your number one source. God comes first and everything after that. A man who doesn't know God will never know anything

and he will never have anything. Do you hear me, my son? Yes. And that's why you've been chosen and your name is Emmanuel and you have the hair of the original Jesus. Bro, we need a movie with black characters on some Star Wars shit.

Oh my God. Listen, Emmanuel, we come here far from another galaxy. We return to your planet every 5,000 years to restock on plutonium. We want double the normal amounts and we don't want to have to come back here. Why? This is the night that everyone's been waiting for. Oh, my God. This is the night that I killed the batch band.

All right, man. Amen, much love and success to you and all your adventures. Thank you, I hope that you, you know what I'm saying, have everything that the world has to offer. And just know that the next time that you give a woman some weak dick, don't never tell nobody. Stop claiming that. The longer you hold on to that.

You just, now, you just have to go and defeat a whole pussy now. The next time you fuck the shit out of somebody and make them put their panties on, you're back in the game. You back in the game. Don't ever think it's over for you. I've been good ever since. I'm just saying. I wish I can get a second chance.

I can tell that it's fucking with you, bro. It is. But if you're a good cowboy, you fall off your goddamn horse, guess what you do? You get back on. You get your ass back on that horse, and you act like you got some goddamn sense. So should I, should I ask her for another chance? No, because her pussy defeated you. You don't fight the Russian after you just lost.

You got to travel far and wide and you got to study the art of the Kamakuchi and come back with a whirlwind and hit it with that gynecology. I didn't hit it with a gallon. You didn't. You was off your square. You see what happened when you don't do what you know? Stick to the motherfucking lakes in the rivers that you used to.

You got here chasing waterfalls. What would TLC say? They wouldn't be happy. Come on, bro. They wouldn't be happy. It's deeper than rap. And if I'm not careful, I can drown. You could.

That's not a thing no more. See, back in the day, women used to always say, I drown you with this pussy. So you don't even know nothing about what that means. Just like you were talking about big pusses earlier, they used to brag about having big puss. I'd drown you with this pussy. That means that they had way more pussy

than you would propose. parent to see. Yeah. But you have to talk to somebody from the generation previously. Drowning in with the pussy. This is kind of why little Wayne said, I almost drowned in the pussy so I swam to the butt.

Went over a lot of people here. There's neither here nor there, you know what I'm saying? What? I gotta come back. You gotta come back, girl. This is the type of shit that we're building over here in the trap living room. Shout out to Marvin Gay, Denzel Washington for holding it down.

Always in the traveling. Shout out to the 85 South Show on the 85 South Show. Shout out to D.C. Chico. Clayton. Shout out to Carlos Miller. Shout out to my African up there, my hole. The Long Walk. Shout out to the faceless titties.

Oh, nigger. Chester Higgins Jr. The motherfucking man's than them. Always representing. Always motherfucking holding it down. Chester Higgins was a fool. I got a cool Chester Higgins story for you one. One time, bro. One time run DMC, they was about the book of show in Connecticut, bro.

Couldn't nobody come up with the deposit. Only nigga who was owned at the time. Chester Higgins Jr., bruh, came over $2,500 cash, nigga. He wasn't even a street nigger like that. That was only half. He came up with it in cash. By 2 o'clock, made it happen, bro. Made the run DMC concert happen.

gross over $1.6 million. Justa Higgins, Apollo Legend. I need me a job at BT. I will be dope on TV. Coming up at 6 and things that you don't want to know while being black. I'm Carlos Miller. 85.

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