The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Act Up Summer W Karlous Miller Jhonni Blaze Tyler Chronicles | Ep. 186
Episode Date: June 9, 2019Get tickets to the next live show in Los Angeles! Only a few tickets left! https://bit.ly/85southLA On this episode, Karlous Miller posts up in the trap with Jhonni Blaze from Love and Hip Hop and Tyl...er Chronicles from Bossip TV to talk about everything from IG models to getting your heart broke. Plus, Jhonni Blaze performs in studio with the 85 South Show band and talks about her new music with Beenie man and more artists. Plus, Karlous drops one of the most prolific freestyles we've ever seen with the Act Up Summer freestyle with JON on the track. This is another episode of the the most consistent, most hilarious, most coldest podcast - The 85 South Show. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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85.
Yeah, it's about to get real live, man.
You're going to play something?
I play in sure.
All right, man.
You went on ahead and follow this mother right here?
Yeah, I sure did.
I'd just be liking to look.
I don't be one to do it.
No, I just was making sure he was on it.
I don't be saying that.
I'm right there.
So is that what y'all do?
Sometimes I just look and keep them.
Some eye candle.
You know, everybody likes a good looking woman.
Even women like good looking women.
Everybody likes to like pictures of the holes on the ground.
What about DM?
Like, do I do it?
You do it?
Yeah, like if a woman likes several of my pictures in the wrong,
I'm like my dick, like, hey big head.
I don't believe it.
What if you're in a relationship?
You can see what I say.
Yeah, nah.
I don't even follow women.
I was in a little shit.
I'm liking pictures on the ground.
I don't cheat, Ali.
That's two feet away.
Me and my girl got to fight and goddamn.
She really got mad.
I'm liking pictures off the ground.
You damn niggas?
Back?
I curve them in Iceland.
And you've never shot one?
Yeah.
So you never met a nigger that you like in your DM.
Not recently, not recently, but before.
Like if I'm single...
I'm here.
Damn.
Don't check your damn.
You're probably going to see some old shit.
Wow, shit.
Hell of eggplants.
I might have sent you some dick-brain pictures to your old account.
You feel of me?
Old sweats.
Yeah.
I've had 40 accounts.
I got pulled my sweats on.
I followed all 38.
I think of being with you.
Your ass so fed, I followed the finger counts.
Come on now.
The finger count, it's good.
The finger got pictures of you that you don't even have.
The ones you aren't trying to post.
The ones you ain't trying to post.
They got your MySpace shit.
They ain't fucking with y'all.
Oh my God, MySpace.
Yeah, nitty took your old MySpace shit and repurposed.
Remember what MySpace meant a lot.
Like, if you had eight columns.
Come on.
And if you didn't have it, like, you was fucked up with your bitch or your nigga,
you take that column down from them.
You knew it was like serious.
Like, oh, they broke or broke up slides.
Right.
Maybe some pan, fan, God damn.
Back to my song about lacking pictures on the ground.
And so many holes on my Explore page.
Like it needs pictures every other day
She took them tithes to Dubai
Now you're quiet
It's cool
She took them titties on vacation
I saw them tithes by the pool
Turn around
She's, I got a fool
She had that ass-sookin
I'm private, no
Your DM's back open
The fashion no curve on
No, I got so mad
I get more dick pictures
Sent to be the Indian
That's a woman, everyone.
So what I did, so what I did is, hold on real quick.
I put them in columns and I left the Instagram and I posted each 16 of them.
Oh, you ain't shit.
Come on.
And I said stop doing it and I had three.
You can just say stop.
You got to post a nigga dick.
And I had nothing to do with me.
Stop, send them to me after I asked you nicely like, okay.
Well, how about this?
Can I put you up on this?
I open one.
I opened one up in church.
It's a felony.
It's a felony.
It's a misdemeanor.
That's hilarious.
I don't do it, but let me tell you something.
something so you know how sometimes you like your hair be that shit like that day it's like oh
shit my hair looks great right now I want everybody to see it we have good and bad dick days too
what I'm saying like some days our dick is way to be bigger than we don't matter I don't want to
see they don't want to see I had I had a guy in Africa I would never forget it because it was
very disturbing I had a guy in Africa this story is disturbing this the way it started Matt
sleepy head look listen this story is a guy in Africa
The guy in Africa went and said, I'll give you $400.
Like, he was trying to wire it.
I was like, no, like he just kept saying it.
I was like, okay, $400 for what?
I didn't know what it was for.
He sent it already because my cash app was in like my, my bio.
That's what Joe asks it for having cash app in your bio.
My cash up is in my bio because when people do promo for me, like I charge for promo and I get people's follows up and I help them.
So they don't have to even do that.
They just cash up.
I'm a business woman.
I'm about my money.
I like my money.
I ain't got no sugar day.
All about the money.
I ain't got none of that.
Like, I make my bread.
I make damn good bread.
So it's more of, you know, cash out.
So we cash after 400, right?
So I was like, okay, cool.
What could the video possibly be?
Matt, did I not get so mad?
And I sent it to 16 of my friends in our group,
a dick picture, a video of him sucking his dick and making it come.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And it bothered me because we clicked me.
Stop, stop everything.
Stop.
I didn't know.
I didn't want to hear the story.
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Just everybody.
Matt. Am I lying?
Matt. Don't confirm none of this.
And my home girl, too. He was mad. He was mad.
He was pissed off.
Everybody just relaxed.
That's why I posted it.
That's why I posted it. That's why I posted it.
And I said, stop doing this.
We checking audio. Hold on. Give us one second. Get a tone.
And welcome back to the 85 show.
Hey, how you doing?
Yeah. We don't condone no kind of
No kind of violence.
What you're talking about is violent.
Violent to my ears.
Violence to my dick.
I'm a woman and I'm agreeing with y'all.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I wasn't trying to disturb y'all.
This is something real.
Hopefully this is the part of what the shit just came on.
You have no idea what they're talking about.
But I'm agreeing with y'all.
Viewership down.
It wasn't cool to me either.
I don't want to see no shit like that.
Hey man, let me introduce my guests because you know,
we haven't had guests in quite a while.
white white a while man y'all of course everybody knows this strapping young man right here
vicky's son thank you chad vicky son that's that is vicky's boy right there just
case y'all wondering who's the only person clapping it's 17 niggas here just chat there's a lot of
thank you chat hold up tyler there's a lot of people who watch this show and be like you know what
i wonder who's son that it's big his son you remember big his son charles look i told stand up tiler show my
How tall you didn't got, man.
Hilarious, nigger.
You been out, you can't see you in the minute.
That big a son, Tyler.
That niggins said, stand up, man.
You need to be here, man, 85% of what's up with y'all?
Yeah.
And to the left of y'all.
Yeah.
And to the left of me.
That's what need to stand up.
Oh, my God.
No, because, nope.
Oh, my God.
No, because no.
This lady right here really needs no introduction.
Not for real.
Yes, I do.
You got to treat me like everything.
No, that's what you say.
I'm just saying.
That means that you're a great person in here, but her reputation proceeds.
Come on now.
She's beautiful.
She's talented.
She's an entrepreneur, a business woman, smart, intelligent, and fine.
Listen, and fine.
You've probably seen this young lady all over your social media websites, even on your, even
on your premium cable package.
Plays her own instruments.
Come on.
Place her own.
Does her own stunts.
Come on, man.
Top their life.
About that life seeing you a ballot might whoop your ass might whoop your ass and then say about it
Way from age time
Houston man don't wait
Florida Georgia Detroit the South man she from the South military kid come on miss Johnny
Glace come on now way more people like what should happen this should be happening we just notice the amount of claps come on man
that's what I'm saying that should happen not hating
I'm just saying, Chad clap for me.
Everybody clapping, huh.
Now, she's talking for Chad.
Don't clap for Chad, motherfucker, motherfucker.
You know what?
I don't want to be here,
you know what,
to an 85%.
Joe, I ain't been here so long.
Oh, you know what, go ahead, baby.
This is the 85th show.
The blackest podcast onto into into internet.
The bestest.
Listen, onto internet.
Come on, man.
They'd be waiting for this.
The blackest podcast.
Every Friday, fucking me.
Voting the number one black show amongst black people.
Easily, easily.
I mean, it's brought up in every conversation.
Come on.
Anytime black people are talking about black things, guess what they say?
Hey, they got damn many fast.
They tell, man.
That's a motherfucker.
They're more crazy.
That motherfuckers are crazy.
Hey, crack smoking your body.
Hello.
Hello.
They're going to lose leg.
They're going to lose legs.
Katie, I wish you was here.
Johnny, what's up, girl?
How you doing?
Introduce yourself to our audience, our fans.
To the three people that don't know you.
They're so fucking dope.
They have changed my mouth.
whole energy, my vibe, like, hi, I'm Johnny Blaise.
Yeah, she is.
What the fuck is up, 85, so.
Um, I don't even know how to explain what just happened.
What do we start, Johnny?
What do you want to start tonight?
I'm gonna let you, I'm gonna let you try the boat.
Mm-ha.
I'm gonna let you try to boat.
Uh-huh.
Do you want me to start from the front?
Come on now.
And then go to the back.
Hey, get deep in that water.
Or do you want to go from the bike?
The bike.
To the bike.
Let me drive the boat.
Get in the water?
Let's start presently then.
Let's go with today.
You are currently doing great things to music.
Tell us about these projects.
Give us some names and links.
What can we find the music?
Wow.
I don't even know.
I'm speechless because it's just so much happening in my life that's with music.
People really are starting to see that I do,
which I applaud them for having a live band in their, like, session.
Like it's crazy, like a whole guitarist and a keyboard.
Hold on, don't say nothing yet.
Don't say nothing else.
Give me some.
Hold up, not an instrument.
Sorry, did I say some more?
Y'all still getting hooked up?
Oh, well, we'll play the instrument.
Yeah.
Oh, we got you.
Oh, no, I just, I think that's dope because I play instruments too.
Excuse me, because we would love for you to.
Oh, no, I already begged y'all.
Like, yeah, y'all have to do it.
I begged.
Yeah, got to let me play.
I think that's dope, but I'm working on a record that's,
out right now, Bon Appetit, and I have a great team that's fixing, you know, doing my
EP along the way I like doing street work and footwork.
So I sent over, like I was telling you up before, like 3,500 drops for DJs across the world.
We need hours.
Yeah, I don't mind if you got 20 other people, you know, you close to and trust.
Give me them too.
What's up?
No, we don't know nobody.
No, I'm just saying wherever it is.
Oh, okay.
They backed us into a corner, baby.
We dole up.
Okay.
So don't go, don't know.
Give us an 85 South show drop right now.
Right now.
Okay, what's up?
This is your girl, Johnny Blaze, you dig.
I want to shout to my family, my friends, 85 South.
You dig the staff, the cameraman, the volume man, the people that's making me laugh at this tape.
What the fuck, man?
The volume, man.
It got to be him.
Oh, volume, man, there it is.
He don't want to kind of, you should do like the, I don't know the terminology,
but I just assume you're something that's very important, like that's, you know.
So, and the camera guy, I'm sorry.
I don't know everybody's name because I'm new.
here. I mean, shit, give me a break, but I see what y'all do. That's the most account.
Now, volume man is new to everybody.
My friends and family, I appreciate the shit. Like, I'm, I've been working out.
I've been working out a lot. I play six instruments. I sing. I write. I compose.
I know I'm a thick girl. I know it's obvious. I'm not no blind side.
It's obvious?
Where is the thick, Tyler? I ain't seen.
Mike, I get it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I get what men see, but then what attracts.
You know, I get it, but I want them to see more. When they see that other part, that piano.
It's like I get a different respect
It does make it
It's the creepiest shit ever
I'm not gonna lie
Like it'd be a dude like
Oh you fine as hell
With that piano shit
That piano shit is crazy
It's all about your mind
Yeah like so
If you look at her page
We're not gonna show you all
Yeah I play hell of
Because we're so respectful
I play thank you
Yeah we don't care about your finances
If you didn't bring your intelligence
You could just leave
Right
Who wants to see that
Come on man
Nah
Y'all want to see that too
We don't do that
Yeah, we're good on that.
We're good.
I mean, come on.
We're just progressive playing me in over here.
Am I on Instagram looking at that?
No.
Because we don't want our little-ass women to be left out.
I like little-ass women out.
Now, let me tell you, like, they find it too.
This is an intellectual podcast.
You know, this is an open-minded.
But look, back to the music.
This is a podcast of book readers.
I play instruments.
Can you play this guitar?
I sing. I can't have these.
But I can play.
I can still play either one.
I heard.
I'm like, yeah, I'm like begging.
I beg to keep.
I can do that.
Let me ask you this.
Let me get my interview.
Because it's kind of hard when you have...
Seven minutes of interview shit.
What?
When did you really discover your music talent?
Come on.
I was born with it.
You were born with whatever talent you have.
What did you discover?
Like when I was six, I started playing classical music, Beazard,
uh, Beethoven, Mozart, Wolfgang.
My mom didn't have a lot, so she brought me a keyboard.
It was like $26 in Walmart.
I never forget.
When you said Wolfgang, for some reason, I feel like I needed to shout out Gucci record.
You said, you can.
And I didn't, like, Britch Squad.
In my mind.
I don't know.
If that's sublimbing or what?
As soon as you said, Wolfgang, I just heard Goody's like Briff's squad in my mind.
It might have been that smooth shit.
I don't mean that.
It's okay.
It's cool.
My mom brought me a keyboard that was this big, but you can still hear the notes up and down.
So she brought me a cassette tape of classical music, and they were cassette tape, so you put them in the radio.
And I'd hear it and I'll hear ding, ding, ding, ding.
But if I'll hit in here, ding, ding, ding.
I'm like, that's not right.
and I'll hit it to us right and I started putting my hands together.
By the time I was not and I was playing classical music.
Do you see how your story goes right with our instrumental?
Oh, my God.
That just God's showing us we right where we're supposed to be where we're at.
So that's what I ended up doing.
Not your old musical genius.
I didn't realize I was doing it.
So I used to go to church a lot.
My grandfather, you know, made us go.
And the reason why I'm going to be honest, Lord forgive me.
But the reason why I like to go because of they had a lot of.
and it was music, it was singing.
So I sat in the front at Idaho Baptist Church
and I seen this lady named Sister Priscilla.
Shout out to Sister Priscilla.
Black lady playing piano and her voice.
You know, she was kind of like a thicker woman,
but you could tell it was no struggle like a Jasmine Sullivan.
And I just like would look, but then I would also notice
it was white people, Chinese, Spanish people at our church,
getting up literally in tears off this lady's voice.
I'm like, dang, I know I could play piano.
Now, I know I can play drums.
Let me go and do this.
My grandfather had a bass.
I used to go and run and try to sneak and try to, you know, play with it.
And I was like, I got to sing, so I used to try to go like this.
Try to figure out if I can sing that.
And I sung it a wedding.
Then I started doing it more and more, more.
I was like, oh, I can sing.
Put it together, fast forward.
Now I'm doing records with Fetty Wobb, Black Youngster.
Yo.
I have a record.
No, you're not just about the same.
And be a young boy.
One of my favorite niggas and then just leave it like that.
What a fuck Fetty Wop being.
two of them. I'm looking for this.
Man, that nigger had the summer's on fire.
Hey, what's up. Hello.
He's still here.
I wanted that, you know what I like is that you can, you can know, you always know
a artist by a voice.
Tell me a song called.
Hey, what's up?
Hello.
Just a nice song about speaking to people.
He was really dope.
Hey, what's up?
Hello.
And I was, that I think about, he did have his own.
I was just saying that he had his own voice.
Like, you know, if he would.
put something out right now you know that it would be him yeah that nigga taught me to speak
to women three times hey what's up hello you don't just show up on some hey you're gonna be
yeah yeah that's smooth niggas be copy in here niggas like not just be game everywhere game
is yeah baby that meant something that means a lot like shout out of fadda wop just know you
always good on 85 south show my boy you're a legend in these streets one of the best that lives are all
time yeah I will I baby that shit uh-huh huh he started a crack enterprise with his
trap but you know what that's the same thing that when people are not to bring
him up but you know he's a close friend of mine I've known him since I was like we
like I was like 18 and I went on tours and watched Soldier Boy is what he is
regardless of what people want to live I got this back story that I was saving about
how we got Betty Wop on Wild and out his first you know what you're saving it for
Because I was going to put it in the book.
The book?
I got the old picture of Fetty Watt with no hair.
He had the line box.
Right.
Short cut.
It had snow real bad, right?
And they was like, all the guests couldn't really make it.
He was like, nigga, you need to get this young nigga Fettie Watt.
And they was like, who?
This before he had really hit hit.
People didn't understand up north they did, though.
Jersey was.
Man, that nigga had.
They was slipping over to New York.
It was slipping over to Connecticut.
All the kids were playing the shit because I knew the girl was teaching.
And then she sent me a video and the kids singing video.
I was like, who the fuck is bedded while?
Then she sent me the video and I was like,
this nigga looks scary, buddy.
I thought he was like gonna be, I thought he was going to be,
I thought Betty White was gonna be like
real strange shit.
But this nigga came my son.
Hey, what's up?
Hello.
I was like, I like this,
out the gate.
And then I liked the other one he had,
I'm sure your heart a joke, right?
I love that one.
That's a drink one too.
Oh, come on.
That one was the one that, it was back to that.
That nigga had about nine of them in a row.
He was on a John Roo shit.
I just want you to be mine.
Oh, he's for old.
He's for all-maid.
That was like the new Jaroos shit.
Yeah.
I fucked with Fet and Watson.
So it was like a gift to me because he would,
see, I'm big on DM and this is what I use my DMs for.
I know I got a big bottle.
I got $1.7 million.
Anybody going to look at something like that with a check.
All of us.
I told you I followed.
I told you I followed 38 of your accounts,
two spam accounts.
Come on.
The man bitch accounts didn't be posting on.
You know everything.
It's confusing.
But I had to rehab my Instagram sometime.
I'm sick of following all y'all.
It's confusing.
Ungrateful.
When we've been talking to y'all in the comments for fuck-fucking kids.
Like, say something back.
Y'all see us.
It's the regular niggas who are making it possible.
I'm a human being.
Let us stop liking shit.
Y'all gonna fall off.
Ain't no flat Tommy T.
Ain't nothing shit.
Ain't nothing shit.
I'm a human being.
It's gonna be just niggas just posting old sports highlights.
Nigger.
Look at Charles Oakley.
We're ignoring these ungrateful.
These ungrateful motherfuckers, this bitch seen me.
You're about to start looking at.
Seven hundred times.
And say, we're going on strike of black and bitches.
We're sick of regular shit.
That's it.
Fuck that vacation.
We're about to follow all these private women who got jobs that got to work tomorrow.
That's who about to get all the like.
We're about to get the mail on Instagram.
We're about to just be like a bit of macaroni and cheese.
That's it.
Regular shit.
Arts and crafts.
Honda,
Huda,
Ultimus.
Her kids outside,
everyday dresser life.
her worrying what all the way to work with the worst is worrying is worth my
like fuck you talking about stress sick of y'all fan women a regular stressed out
with y'allette teary ladies Tyler Chronicles hit my DM regular stressed out
don't hit my DM fuck each and every one of you no the regular stress that
ain't talking about the family ain't talking my journey it ain't no foul was Tyler they all
fucked up you got to be fine inside out look like the emergency room
These messes really think I work this hard to fuck with them.
No, I don't fuck with y'all when I fall off.
I'm on my way up.
You think I put in all this work to fuck with you?
What make you think I like that?
I can't have no standard.
Carlos going like this.
No, the fuck he's not.
Man, you better not make no jokes about me.
You know you fucked up, if that's the warning you got to give me
before you tell me anything.
You fucked up.
about this on stage this is some stage worthy shit that you're about to expose me to
this is all the shit I should be talking about on stage if I'm ever gonna be great
the cameraman has walked uh I can't rent I can't read on my own show that's the real
shit though I was just gonna say I was just gonna say that you're talking my dick pictures
with the ugly titties is in there too bitch's got seven stuff and you don't want to see that
No, exactly.
So it's shit happens to everybody.
It happens to everybody.
That's all I'm saying.
God has blessed me so good.
Large pussy women.
Because it'd just be regular, nice ladies sometimes who are sneaking and be like, huh, he's going to work teddy.
Don't tell nobody.
It'd be like the shit that disappeared.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, did I see that or in all?
It could have happened.
Come on, man.
It could have happened.
Come on.
I like to dissolve in tithies.
I don't look all that great.
Sometimes we have rins and we go on tangents.
And I haven't expressed things, Johnny Blazers.
Right. Johnny, like Johnny Blaze type ain't going to never send you nothing in your DM is what you're saying.
What I'm saying is, yes.
I don't care.
Bro, I'm living my best life right now.
But it's a boost, though.
It'll be a boost.
My crush has been responding to all of my hands.
Come on.
My crushes this show.
Come on.
What's up?
Shout out to her.
Got to shout out to her.
That's it.
If she ever checked these DMs, it's over for these old.
My boy off the market?
Good father, good faithful all summer.
Come on, man.
What?
Not cheating.
I'm talking about working the grill at her mama house.
Come on, towel on the shoulder.
What?
Watching her mom's car.
Shout out to you.
See, that shit could change the nigga, see, that shit changing a nigga day.
She changed this.
Change his life.
A life change.
All you got to do is answer a nigga DM.
No, I've answered a DM and I'm in hell right now.
Oh, for real?
You ain't a block button.
You ain't seen this.
me gonna be a good nigga like I'm about to be a good
nigga. Bray, I can't, hey, bro, I can't
expressive feelings, communicating with her.
Hey, look, I'm a cheerlead for you, brother.
Texting back two, three sentences at a time.
Ain't nothing better than black love.
Expressing myself.
Even if she's white, a little bit.
Come on, man.
That's where I'm mad with it.
She might be white, I don't know, you know what you know.
You can't even see these other hoars.
Blind, hello.
That's gonna be the shit.
It's some holes in here, I ain't seen.
That's gonna be the shit, because you already be talking shit
to them on Twitter.
I can't, I can't.
Black men the most faithful niggas out here.
Immediately.
I'm telling you, John.
I'm telling you.
We don't do nothing but right.
Go ahead, John.
What's that?
What you said?
Oh, that was just it.
See, but it's like a response.
So, oh, let's get into that.
You responded to a DM, and now you regret it.
Yes.
What happened?
I told you.
Oh, that was that one.
You responded to that.
You didn't say that.
What's your screening process these days?
Here we go.
question. What do you, what do you need? How do you screen these messages at 1.7? Um, I go
through, it's a lot of traffic. I'm gonna be honest. He just, my friend just posted recently a
picture of me on my phone. He said, this bitch always on her phone, but I'm, I'm on my phone
because that's how I make the most money where I'm able to still go to studio time, eight
hours, and all I have to do is just cash app, Zelle, PayPal. You know what I'm saying?
It's very easy. It's promo. People want promo from a one point.
page so majority of my shit be that but I do get those uncomfortable and even when I feel
like it is I automatically delete it that's my scanning my scanning process is different
because I'll be thinking about money when the last time the niggins said something slick
they always say yeah it's hell right now um so that was the one damn that was the one he was slick
and nasty that was the one daniel son damn yeah that nigga had it all wasted it is he wasted
with a stupid video any dm that a person sends you all hey stop fretting that nonsense y'all don't listen to her
give the 85 percent of some dm tips to the to the males out there who are just failing hey first of all
just saying some news they can use saying hey don't don't say that oh i'm a nice guy and nobody cares
that's a lesson right there this is what you got about how nice you are you look cute this is what you got to do
ignore. This is what you got to do.
Ugly niggas thing just because you unite somebody.
No random DM. You go to
a story. You respond to
an actual story. With a hard emoji.
In a funny way. Maybe. Hey, you
miss your left knee on the lotion.
No, I feel like you can't be
a nigga jumping out the gate with emojis.
You got to come to work. Not emojis?
No, not emojis. Right out the gate.
Just an icebreaker. Right out of the gate.
Nah, because it's too tricky. What if your finger slip? You send
the wrong one. No, no. What are you
You meant to send the egg. You send the
bitch the rainbow i never mentioned emojis oh she did i never mentioned
young i never said that don't never jump out the gate responding with emojis your
finger slipped you send the wrong shit no don't send an emoji until after you have sex
this emojis could be misconstrued what if you fuck around and send the bitch the water
gun now she think you want to rob you're a squirder you a grown man but you squirt
that's right i'm gonna stop saying the word bitch because i know exactly who i said too
I'm going to dress in like a like the old school hip hop
90s like chicks
West Coast niggas.
Because I don't know what my audience is.
Right.
I don't want nobody to take a place.
Who's your audience, bro?
My audience is chicks who get who fuck they nail up
the first day they get them done.
I do.
Every time.
I'm talking about every time though.
She smudge one, break one.
Something to end up fucked up on one of them.
That's who the ladies I fuck with.
Chicks who drive 07 Dodge Chargers.
Ooh, the first one.
Yeah, but the cigarette lighter don't work.
It can't. It cannot work.
But she got the cord that go to the radio.
Oh, my God.
He's got a tape to a CD day.
I know who fuck with me.
Those chicks who are not nurses, but they work at the hospital.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
Come on.
They keep in the hospital going somehow.
Women who think they can impress you because they have a manly-ass job.
I work the good year factor.
I throw 200 times a day.
Right.
They've got three back braces.
Oh, yes.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, woman.
She has three back friends.
That's to watch this show.
Right.
That's to watch this show.
Lays that play with itself for the cookie something.
What?
What?
Who only smoked cigarettes with her cousin.
She can get me hit that cigarette.
They only smoke when they drunk a little bit.
Right, a little bit.
She just want to hit it two times.
Let me eat that new point.
I hit that Newport two times.
I hit that Newport two times.
I just get the talking.
Women who get wet when they get wine drunk.
Come on now.
I know who watches this show.
That's the ones that's watching.
I read the comments.
Trust me, John.
We took all the fans that didn't have a show to be a fan of.
Come on.
People who watch TV or, you know, listen to other podcasts for 7 to 9 minutes and be like, man, this shit like me for.
Like people who prefer old episodes of the 85 South show.
Over new episodes of anything else.
Come on.
I'm one of them people.
Now look, I addressed them.
I watched the Long Beach episode the other day at the gym.
Man, you can't even do.
you talk your shit on the podcast no more the wrong motherfuckers think you're talking about them so
that way we just got to make general statements from now these are general statements from now
on because i don't want anyone in their feelings because i don't want you to think that we sitting over here
thinking about you we ain't and this goes for old hos and all old hos and all a lot of old hos think
that a lot of the content of this show is about them that that's a problem it's really not it's not
it never is it's really not we watch it know my dick on the outside we watch that shit off immediately
shit on the inside that's why y'all keep shit bottle up it's about a night we watch a woman off
immediately soon we take a shower she's oh my god don't tell them they didn't know i shouldn't say
that where we don't don't tell them damn my fault i got what they're gonna say when they
when they when we pretend like they heard our feelings okay so what this goes down to when was
when was have you ever had your heart broken i ain't even say that yes have you ever had your
heart broken yes first time majority of the time when that happens yes that's when it flips
but their mind was different which who you think broke my mom
I don't know something had to have happened
first grade first day
bitch cut me at the water fountain I was thirsty
so as I get to the water family
the teacher was like come on yeah
time to go you can't even drink in Mississippi
until I got home
snick in the water in Mississippi
we had to have no recess I ain't trusted
oh ever since
and she was a must yeah I bet
I didn't snitch though
I'm talking about a real heartbreak
that broke his heart what did you mean it ain't real
see how women try to judge your heartbreak
that's the problem women judging your heartbreak
I mean like what I mean like in a relationship nobody's never broke your heart okay
fucking Paul Pierce no oh you mad man you ever had your heart broken before yes no
like in a relationship who did it bro no no I don't want to know that but I want to
so he's never he's never broke he's never gotten his heart broken before right so
therefore he could do certain shit and say certain shit but you you have but you'll
because it's like a like a bloodline you'll
see your partners be like that's what you'll have it but you still have that side where you're like yeah that's wrong this this is different it wasn't this is I don't even want to get your heart bro I know I'm right yeah was y'all niggins be getting your heart's hurt and then y'all want to blame blame blame that is wrong wrong wrong wrong I have feelings when you had some feelings my niggins when you got his heart broken
Let me ask you this.
Which one hurt more?
When you got your heartbroken
or when you got your elbow tattoo?
Ain't it to take something, boy.
Ain't that hurt worse than this shit.
Everybody has to get anything on your elbow.
That shit hurt like a motherfucker.
That's the one to make your eye clothes.
You're a woman.
You need to have babies.
They have different pain through the strokes.
You had feelings, woman?
Yeah, yeah, I had feelings for real.
not hurt before shit what she do
bro we need this kind of
content no
yeah
you see how I'm trying
how to get into
no because think about it
so niggas can be a weapon
what that could happen to me
he's doomed in on it
she did
she started fucking
she started fucking with a nigga
to have more money
lost to sure
that's how to get
that's how I go
yeah I didn't know that
I wasn't an adult at the time
oh that's what heartbreak me
oh my how much
they plugged the camera
We're going to be here for a minute
That's heartbreak
I never lost to a better nigga
I always lost to a nigga with more paper
But you don't think it's about the money
To you get older
I'm like 20 at a time
So you don't think about it until you get older
These are tears
Because I can find
I finally have found a circle where I can relate
To you, I'll tell you
This shit happened to the best of us my nigga
Let me speak on it
I have never lost to a nigga with less money
Never
You should never show
With less than I had and did more.
I fight everybody in the room.
Happened.
I will fight everybody in the room.
You bet you're broke a nigga on me, bitch.
I'm fighting everybody in the room.
Get out the room.
If the nigger had less than me, how he ain't going to budget?
He don't even have nothing to manage.
She ain't good.
I made the bare minimum requirement.
She couldn't go nowhere but up.
I guess I set myself up for this failure.
I was a starter.
Why y'all?
talk to us why do we do we there you go talk to us big get yourself in this
conversation you know you part of us I started to get on your phone we talked about
a woman leaving the niggins for a nigga with the story go on me no I've dealt
with many people that I've made you ain't never left a nigger for another nigga
to have no because I was a breadwinner you had a home girl it yeah you are you
right like put yourself out of this or what a home girl that did a shit I mean yeah
Yeah, I have a hell of friends to do that.
Exactly.
I don't judge them.
Call them.
FaceTime them right now.
No, I don't want to see it.
No, it's more of like, they're single.
They're more of being single and just doing them.
And I don't see nothing wrong with it because guys do what they want.
They use girls.
Nah, nigga pick a chicken from the bus stop and change their life.
I honestly, we all the niggies that do that.
This is a perfect example.
I was talking to a guy like two years ago.
Okay.
No, three now.
Think of Jesus.
Three years ago, and I know I made more to him, and he was terrible.
He was an abuser.
He had a drink problem, all this crap, right?
Very terrible.
Could have been with one of us.
But no.
Without the abusing, and there no money.
Listen, listen, though.
Well, two years ago, I had money.
God damn.
But I would do.
This is a real shit.
And I'm a nice guy.
You could have been.
Oh, it must have hurt.
It must have hurt.
I don't even be, listen.
I don't, I ain't with no abuse.
I beat the pussy
I'm sorry, go ahead
So, um
I'm sorry, go ahead, John
It's okay
Abuse
Yes, a very
A man, but listen
It doesn't always come at the beginning
It doesn't always come at the beginning
It was like a slow
Like, after like nine months
I ain't no excuse for the niggas, go ahead
But it's no excuse at all
But what I learned from it is that I took care of a person.
I want it better for the person.
That does happen to y'all.
Like, I just wanted to see this person blossom and then be bigger than what I knew he could be.
Okay.
Y'all will do that sometime.
But we do it more.
Me, when it comes to, like, relationships, like, I don't know what guys.
Like, they're just so different, you know.
I mean, if they fuck the chick, the ass for change before, raise your hand.
Wait, the acts of change.
We'll pick the women up from the
Billings before.
Wait.
Oh, you mean like...
I'm supposed to believe that shit.
From the depths,
we will pick a woman up
from the bus stop and make it come.
Who the fuck is we?
Men,
women don't do that.
Man to take a woman that's like
not even working.
So you think a nigga ain't never got to be able to.
Not doing a shit, though.
Think about it, Lowe.
You ain't ever talked to a girl
that didn't do shit?
Yes.
Exactly.
Women barely do that.
But I didn't know she didn't just
show up and tell me she didn't do shit.
You knew she didn't do shit. She disguised it.
She tried to make it seem like she did
a lot of shit. I have meetings.
You heartbreaker and you know heart.
What's these little serious questions
that you had to go ahead and ask
me? Because you took her, you was going to
stab, stab, jab, jab. I want to hear,
here now, now, please.
I want to get to the meat.
Because you was scaring me a little bit,
but you got a little soft spot to you.
So, you.
Where is it? Is it visible?
Yes, it's very good.
Oh, my God.
What happened?
When did I expose myself, buddy?
Why wasn't it hard?
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Hello, welcome back to the Edgar Express Shop.
No, we don't.
We got some G-Spot music.
G-Spot Music.
I hope I keep all this.
Turn it to a party.
Johnny Blaze is in the building
Come on man
Yeah
This when gangbangers go to the white school club
Yeah
What's up with it
This one the big will take his
Levin jacket off the stars
Skate backwards
Yeah
I've tried so hard
Yeah
That shit harder than that gas station
Dig pill
One time for the gas station
Keeping these holes in check
Back to liking pitches on that
Instagram of course liking liking pictures you got a break yeah go ahead we
got you take a break take a break plus this is kind of what they wanted to see anyway
they want to see you 808 they were like 85 percenters they were like 85 percent
80 five little what look big okay G spot music pull up to the G spot hey this
what the gangsters hang out you my nigga I'm gonna tell you that right now you the coldest
Hey, let me tell you some.
The coldest nigger that's starving.
Let me tell you something, man.
That hat stands for starving for all the slow people.
Come on now.
Bro, when y'all put this fucking-ass shit together?
I need a gospel singer to sing on this.
Come on.
Liking all the pictures on the Instagram, all the big booty women.
Hey.
They've been taking these pictures since last year of Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving.
When she first lost weight, when she's first started going to the gym, drinking water.
Summertime.
The booty got bigger, but the waist got smaller.
Got smaller, got little.
She took her shirt off.
Let me see them titty.
I ain't know they was big.
Both nip a little.
Ain't got no stretch marks on her stomach.
She ain't got no key.
No them damn keys.
She's so damn fine.
And she know it too.
That's why she's sharing pictures and in videos and me and you.
Looked at her story.
She's clapping ass cheeks at the pool.
I'm like, oh my God.
Went from a church girl to acting a fool.
A substitute.
Act of Summer.
She want to ride some dick.
It's an act of summer.
Hey, she want to ride some dick
Yeah!
And because they act up summer
They want to ride some dick
Come on, come on
They gonna do it
This summer
All summer
And try to ride some dick
Hold on
Let me take you about that bitch
Who gave me head at the motherfucking pool
Give me Nick
Like a motherfucking fool
And she was smiling
So motherfucking cool
Uh huh
I might call it after this my dude
She was cool
Her name was sandy
Okay
Her pussy was good
Take like candy
Miami
Her skin was brown and so sandy
She was too damn mean
Too demanding
I couldn't talk to her
I couldn't act with her
She always woman sitting smoke a black with her.
I'm like, damn, smoke too much.
Every time she comes to a crib, she smoked all of my week,
I'm like, damn, oh, do you have money?
She always say damn low, she's so funny but she's using me,
trying to abusing me, sucking me up, and she was using me.
I'm like, ooh, that's cute.
She was playing on my dick like a fluke.
Come on, that's cute.
She was playing on my dick like a fluke, come on.
It's the act of summer.
They want to ride some dick, hey, they want to ride some dick.
It's an act of summer.
They want to rise some dick, hey, they want to rise some dick.
I said act up summer.
They want to ride some dick.
What?
They want to ride some dick.
They want to ride some dick.
Hold on.
Now let me tell you about the bitches with a motherfucking lacefronts who be thinking they cute.
Walking around looking like it got damn fool.
I said, bitches with the lace front thinking they cute with the bad attitude and be acting a fool.
I said, hold on.
Hold on.
Break it down.
Break it down.
Walk around like a motherfucking clown.
I said, hold on.
Scoot it down.
Walking around like a motherfucking clown.
Say, hold on.
Johnny's back.
Johnny's back.
Hey.
And she brought all that with her.
Yeah.
Sometimes put it in my face and then eat it like dinner.
Hey, yeah, because I'm cool.
And I don't really give no fuck.
No fuck.
Because I'm orange around the mouth, black, around the back, hey, like that for ducks.
Hey, yeah.
Because I'm free like that.
Like that.
I'm about to act up too.
Like, do it.
Hitting her with the motherfucker dick print and the baby daddy body too.
Yeah.
I said walking around with no shirt on.
Hey, hitting a bitch with the chest hair.
Right.
I give a fuck by my little bit of gut because I got some money and I ain't playing foul.
Say, oh, I'm somebody's father.
Come on.
Hey, but they're calling me dad.
Hey.
I might pull up in a big black truck.
Whatever.
Or an old school cat.
Yeah.
And this real life facts.
Yeah.
I got 15 cars.
Yeah.
And I'm fucking these holes.
Yeah.
Because they know who I are because it's the act of summer.
They want to ride some dick.
Yeah.
They want to ride some dick.
Yeah.
They want to ride some dick.
Yeah.
They want to ride some dick.
Yeah.
They want to ride some dick.
What?
They want to ride some dick.
What?
They want to ride some dick.
What?
They want to rise some dick.
All of my niggas, yeah, who paying that rent, yeah, walk around like daddy, yeah, showing big dick print.
Hold on, yeah.
Walk around the house in my drawers because I pay all the bills.
Hey, matter of fact, everybody go to bed, goddamn it, and that's what it is.
Hey, I walk around the house in my drawers because I pay all the bills.
Matter of fact, go to bed right now, God damn it, I'm the daddy, that's what it is, yeah.
Act up summer.
They want to ride some dick.
Hey, it's an act of summer
They want to rise some dead
Okay, yeah
If you're looking for me,
I'd be in the yard
washing the car
Right before I come in there
And hang up them bitches for your mama
You might as well go to get you a nap
Because we're gonna cut that yard this evening
Oh my daddy shit
Hey, and when you wake up
It better not be no dishes in no scene
So what I'm saying is
wash them before you go to bed.
It's an act up summer.
Okay.
Act up if you want to.
I make your ass say it in this goddamn house.
And I mean that.
Clean this goddamn living room up.
And it's an act up summer.
Me and your mom.
It's an act up.
Me and your mom.
Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show.
Johnny, how is your break?
You're that bucking around and cooked up the magic.
Right.
You know, we can't even let that play.
Yeah, that ain't.
That's dead.
If that ain't, if that ain't act, no summer,
you can't delete that out of the foul.
Mark that.
We can't never listen to that again.
Hey, y'all play around.
You go ahead and find a beat on that.
No, for real, you should keep that.
And then you should really do it.
And then, uh, play that shit and do a beat around and then you do that shit for real.
That'd be an anthem for all the niggas.
All the niggins are going to say that shit.
A hook.
Come on, man.
Three verses a hook.
That's a hook.
a bridge a breeze and an outro it starts with her walking by the camera first off
that's what niggas don't remember like that's a bitty boom what i do no i'm saying that's
what started the song what me walking past the camera do do do do something somebody got to roll some
man i don't know what's happening let me get the back you guys i didn't do anything
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever, bro.
Shout out.
Hey, nigger.
They want to act up this summer.
We're going to give them something to do.
We're going to keep in a motherfucking building.
Johnny, hey, what's you doing this summer?
Acting up?
What's you doing this summer?
When your birthday?
Uh-oh.
June 10.
Okay.
What did they make you a Leo?
Gemini.
That's why you're so diverse, huh?
Okay, that's the first I've heard of that.
I think so.
Usually people are going to say diverse for Jimenez.
Oh.
Cool.
Come on, Johnny.
Come in from how I'm from.
John, come on, man.
Sometimes you gotta walk to work y'all.
Come on, man.
Johnny, you gonna bless us?
You gonna cook up something with the 85-south show?
Can you go after me?
Yeah, no, I just play with you.
Hey, man, somebody trying to steal somebody's Camry out there.
Who's Cameron?
Is that me?
Is that the motherfucking Range Rover?
Kind of thick.
Understatement.
All right, bed.
I'm fucking ready.
I like that.
I like that one.
Nah, that's a feel good.
Come on, man.
That's a best life.
Come on, man.
Act up summer?
That's a best life.
Joe, throw that up tonight.
I have no choice.
Yeah, nigga.
A real shoot.
I need a one minute.
Clipping.
I don't know why, but it's about to get real sexy in here.
Somebody better go get a bottle of water.
Somebody better go get a bottle of water.
And a couple more females.
couple more females just just saying oh I guess this part with me and you shut
the fuck up we get on live this is actually 85 South show this is our first
live in studio performance if you want to see some dope shit just be quiet and
look over there it's a vibe right now like the way you do that's what we'll do
we'll smoke dope you will do that what yes
Somebody, huh, use the Johnny Blazliner.
That shit's smooth.
I feel like we should raise some money for the United Negro College Fund right now.
We've got a whole real studio session right now.
What happened to that?
So you ready?
Yeah.
Look at the blunt.
Look at the blunt, Tyler Road.
foul on the fucking plate
it's smoking boy get out of here
foul on the fucking place
this is the 85
so this is the podcast of your dreams
and your nightmares
your hopes and your future
that's all right
don't worry about nothing chair
hey relax
She's just warm enough
She's just warm enough
Take me away
None forever
More being away
Take my soul
Pull of my butter
I am trouble, trouble
trouble
It's something I want to know
Trim it down
Take everything
Take that, take that
I am strong like
Then you'll never know
So you're just going to leave me like this
So what you're saying, baby
Shouldn't have to be like this
So you don't want none of this?
None of it is.
So that's how you feel about me?
So you're really upset her?
Just gonna do the keyboard like that?
Just gonna take that your frustration.
Oh, so you're just gonna play over me.
So what's you're trying to say?
So what you're trying to say?
You're trying to say.
Give me light.
Don't give me your flowers.
Take away everything that's brought up.
So you're gonna do this in front of air?
Take away.
With the neighbors, all about this one.
Go back in the house.
Go back.
Right on the yard.
Get your hairs off my neck.
Go back in the house.
No, Mr. Alman, I said everything cool, everything's cool.
No, we're doing.
This is my wife.
Oh, so you're about to leave me?
I knew. That's why we were leaving.
Oh, my God, I want you.
Come on.
Oh, you're bringing up.
Oh.
You're mad about that again.
I don't want this shit
No, I'm gone, girl, I'm leaving.
See, they'll never want you to leave when they get coached.
Ooh, I'm supposed to stay.
Come on.
A old nigger, girl.
A old another nigger, girl.
She had that nigger around my kids and everything.
Gonna write a song about me, like, I don't know what's fucking up.
Time too slow that Johnny be the name.
I ain't no silver tardy.
Shit so cold, shit so crazy.
Never be your bitch, said to take my lane.
I'm on this one.
I ain't even have a little bitty.
Chuck tell us on with a smack back and hoodie.
Came from the gutter, but they don't want something.
I'm in on Houston's my home.
You heard how to, she's trying to.
She flexed her.
She got to make her playing guitar with it.
Hey, man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I don't know if you can hear the commentary, but we might need to add that to the album.
We're adding elements to the show that just...
If you can have a nigga commentary on that I don't even know this, bro.
I'm sitting here with no cars and shit.
Welcome back to the Carlis-Miller show.
Oh, my God.
The 85 Self-Shill.
You're so amazing.
That was our musical guest for the evening, Miss Johnny Blaze.
One more round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
It's okay.
Oh, my God.
Johnny.
Johnny, Blaze.
Wow.
Wow, that performance was wonderful, wonderful, oh my God, thank you Charles.
Thank you for being here, first of all.
You know, I just, you know, I love to shake her hand.
Big fans over here, Johnny, big fans.
Big fans.
What's the name of that Diddy that you were doing?
You know, that song that I did about since December, and I really enjoyed it.
December was the day that I did it about a year ago.
A guy had broke my heart and, you know, and I wrote it, and you know what's crazy.
You know what's the funky parts about it.
What is it?
I never recorded.
Oh my God. You just did.
No, you just did.
No, you just did.
No, you just did.
Maybe you should just perform it live.
You know what?
I think I should.
It's a feeling.
It's a bar.
And I co-hosts with me.
It's not an actual song.
Mr. Tyler Chronicles.
Hello.
A bit of a new man.
Pulling down the side host duties.
Hey, Mrs. Blaze, may I say that you are extravagance.
You are...
Listen, let me tell.
You are a real talent.
A real talent.
A real talent.
Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. Your name is going to be mentioned with the great.
Oh, that I appreciate that one from you. No, because you separated yourself.
You did it. No, it's not me. It's you. No, Goddammit. It did you.
I have to stop you. I cannot. I cannot. I cannot. No.
But we shall toast to the blunts. No.
Let's toast the blunts. All right. Would you like a lighter?
Have Johnny blaze lights. Wait.
Give me the Johnny blaze light light. Give me the Johnny blaze light.
Lighter upon us.
Where's it? They tried to steal it.
He has...
He has it close to his balls.
I don't want it.
Give me that light top.
He tried to put it close to himself.
For posture.
I don't want it.
Yes, Johnny.
Johnny, that was a, that was a stupendous...
I would play guitar, but I did this.
I didn't hurt yourself.
Keep my finger and you're not supposed to play guitar with your nails.
I know.
But if you really, if you just hit a, just play a note.
I can do something.
Oh, and I play upside down.
That means if you're playing that, we have to flip your guitar upside down.
down yeah and I can't find a lot of lefty guitars and it sucks
yeah Johnny you'll be the first ever guest to go two for two on the instrument
we really got to have like I'm not like great like you but I hear by ear so it's kind of
easy for me long as you have it in tune right one time for DC unfly the nigga
player that's what I was saying we're gonna have to have an Olympics with you in DC
yeah that nigga DC played rubber band with your fingers Johnny
sorry could you push the check could you push the table about
I got you.
This nigga's strongest shit.
He works out for no reason.
Of course he could be...
I'm trying to be in Black Panther too, man.
Look, bro.
This is the Johnny Blaze talent show.
Johnny Blaze is one of the most talented latest we've ever seen.
She sings.
She plays instruments.
Come on, man.
It's fucking insane.
There's not enough time of the day to learn how to do this.
Jesse Pell.
I think, I think she's other word.
Isabelle, play me something, Jesse Bell.
She has to hear the dudes.
Oh then, wait.
She's going to stop you on the Carlos Miller show.
Shut up.
She's stopping Carlos Miller on the Wallace Miller.
Let's be a quick time to shout up our sponsor, Biskoff Cookies.
A delicious street.
I'll make of something.
And I'm sitting on it for you, yeah.
Because it seems so far, far away.
I don't know where you say and I miss you, baby.
Can you tell me?
Tell me, tell me that you love it, baby.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
It might not be right because I'm not a great guitarist.
Girl, you're fine.
Shut up, don't worry, back.
That shit was amazing.
And I'm playing your guitar upside down because it feels weird this way.
Meers this way. That shit be feeling weird to me.
That song was beautiful.
My mom gave me the wrong guitar.
I gotta go punch a nigga now, but that she made you so.
You really have to hug you.
She's like, here, here's the guitar, I said you.
And I was like, mom, I'm playing it upside down.
She's like, well, keep playing it like that if it feels good.
Jimmy Hendrix.
Yeah.
First of all, Ken, we thank you for coming and sharing your black girl magic with us.
Yay!
It rarely happens to.
No, it's not that it really happens.
It's just that, bro.
That was rare as fuck.
That was very rare.
But you know how our schedule was.
I be very rare.
trying to ask radio like when I go to radios and stuff like I'm like y'all can I bring my keyboard
stop asking just do it just do it yeah I'm gonna bring my say no don't bring that shit in here
two days ago and I'm gonna go back to guitar scene I'm gonna buy another one they'll get you another one
tell them yeah they're fired so they can follow you oh so I got these light as my
Instagram is on them too so if you see me I'll just give you one so they can follow
that one we have a lot of a lot of subscribers my Instagram is my real name which is
Japelle Von Krishna
That is my real name
I'm an Air Force kid
But if you type in
J-Z AP
Or just put in J-ZA
It's that long-ass word
With that little blue check
And you can just press it
DME
And the bad check in the question
I love the little blue check
That was like in the little
The one with the blue check
No because sometimes
There's two of them
That looks like my name
That also has a blue check
And I don't want them to think
It was me because I said J-Z
So it was J-Z
And it'll pop up
This long as well
There's two other J-Zs
Follow me. Just because I got a blue check, don't mean I won't follow you back. Actually, I'm going to follow everybody in this room.
You're not going to follow everybody back, Troy. There's some people on this shit.
I know. You can't follow everybody.
I followed. No, I followed 7,500 people, right? That's crazy. I had just cleaned it and got it to 2,000.
So it would be like, fan. Your timeline was crazy.
I just be like in to follow people and then I have to simmer it down. Then it might go up again because I'm just nice and I rotate people.
So they feel like, you know, they follow me, you know.
I mean, if you show me love, I go like some shit. I like some shit. I like some shit.
that didn't get a lot of life.
Yeah,
because that makes it seem like me
and you better friends.
But also when you do that,
it puts it on more people.
Especially if I know you kind of
going through some shit
that you just need.
Like, some people just need
a pick me up and I go under that.
Sometimes you got to leave comments
like you know them.
Like,
oh, that's crazy, bro.
I remember this shit.
And then you know,
just leave general comments
like, I see you still at it.
Yeah.
I see you on there, bro.
Well, you have, there you go.
That's probably one of the best one.
I see.
I see you,
I see you,
I see you,
I see you,
me that was dope to me i think for me as being a female like like i said i know what my
appearance looks like i'm not a dummy you know that'll be stupid to do but i also know that once
men specifically the most the majority of my insights on anything social was men now is women
and that's the best feeling ever but the respect that i get from men when i like i said when i
do my music that should be meaning everything to me so i do appreciate you guys for i want you to
You know, you do be coming under my stuff like, yo, like, I, you know.
Or you know, like, none of his DMs has been foul.
You'd be honest, shit like, yo, I'm proud of you.
Like, that shit is different.
Like, just recently, like, I was doing a boxing exercise.
I looked down.
I see, okay, here's Princess Love that Buster Rhymes.
Oh, that's so much love.
Had a damn strong hand out of there, like, keep going.
It was just genuine.
I read all Buster Rang comments in his, like, you know.
Keep going, yo.
You're doing some diabolical shit.
And it's dope because that's like a legend.
Most greatest workout of all times.
Or young Miami.
I do that were ice tees tweets.
Yeah, like young Miami.
Brolic, young niggil.
Young niggas is brolic.
She'll like my shit.
Like a cardia like a lot of my shit or comment or post my shit when I recorded her piano.
I did a remix on her piano.
I got tagged by.
I ain't a lot.
That's what got me out of the strip club.
I ain't even going to try to front.
Like I never told nobody that.
I think this was the first time I've ever said.
We're here and listen.
I had got really, really...
Exclusive.
No, I'm so serious.
I've never said nothing to nobody about that.
I was dancing in Blue Flame at the time.
Blue Flame.
I took, yeah, and shout out to them because they...
Marco Diamond.
I'm not going to lie, like a week ago, I went in there, and I went to go sing.
I went to go sing.
They had 103 there, and I spoke to a girl in Taylor, May, Zenzie, and Swamp.
And they stopped me in the middle of my single.
It was like, hey, yo, that's going to the program.
Like, we're about to submit that.
like everything so blue flame the girls I'm cool with but in the strip club my
swam is so shout out DJ Swamp isle in this in the strip damn out I forgot what
y'all and asked me now you were talking about singing I don't know at the strip club yeah
at strip club you went to sing how I got the strip club thank you guys y'all is so helpful how
I got the strip club like I was like damn I needed to lose weight because I was gaining from
depression so I had surgery to my legs so you know Lord the liquid or whatever and I
could not dance no more. I had my piano
at my house. I started remix the shit. First it was
plies and reposted my shit.
Then people would pay me and because of my
following, I knew I can set a certain
base to not only pay for rent but
just like get out of this not stripping
no more and it just got better over time
and I did one of Cardi's. Cardi shit took me
out of there. Like I was just like I'm done stripping
like I did my retirement. I was like look I'm focused on
music and that started that was the little base
then the thing I was telling y'all about like with
the site that I was telling y'all how finesse that I
I ain't got to do no crazy stuff
because I know who my name is.
People just want to see what I regularly do on there.
All you're going to see on my Instagram
and that's just who I am goofy.
I'm a thick girl.
I want to dance too like the skinny bitches
that don't got no booty.
Y'all don't say nothing to them.
You don't let me be me.
Wait, wait, what we're supposed to say?
What I be feeling like is let me be me?
No.
Great effort.
This was decent as far.
Would you like play spades?
Quite entertaining.
Like it would be like simple.
Yeah, like I don't do crazy stuff.
Because I care about what people
When they submit
I don't know who you're kidding in ass
Hey
You know what's crazy
You were supposed to say
The women with no ass
I sold my hand
I can screenshot this
I will send this to you
You sold your name
I forgot who I told it to remember
I said y'all you sell your hand
Niggas like
Bro I'm high as fuck
She just says she could sell her hand
I sold my hand
I sold my hand
I don't even look like the best hair
I got some chunky fingers
I sold my hand
And kid you not made $600 off there
A picture of your hand
Yeah, it was just like, it's a freaking out.
It's a handle of my leg.
So when I, when I felt like, I would have, all on everyone, all over his house.
This is a stuff that I be telling people like, I'm a hustler, so I just, I just started finding everything that wouldn't pertain to me going back to stripping.
That means when y'all see me post, DM for promo, please don't think that that shit is just for post.
It'd be about 18 people to request shit.
And my lowest thing is $85.
So imagine you getting 10 people for 85.
I'm trying to get a, you know what I'm trying to cut the line.
When I take a good thought picture, I'm going to DM you for the promo.
You need to put a OnlyFans up and sell your file.
I'm not.
I'm on it.
No, because premium Snapchat only fans don't be on there doing the helicopter day.
No, man.
Y'all ladies ready for the helicopter.
Here come.
She pay a lot of money for fine niggas and send her pictures of themselves.
To just use my dick to get to the top.
I can't tell you.
I feel like that's cheating.
She does not play.
I'm not cheap the game.
I'm not going to use my hammer to get to the top.
I got, hey, listen, I'll be sitting the picture for free.
Y'all trying to ignore the facts of what I'm saying.
What happened?
I'm not about to sleep my way to the top of the end.
You're good, man.
I'm still working my way.
What's her number?
I'm trying to get that little five, man.
I'm trying to get, what should do for the balls?
How much for the balls?
I feel like I get, like, 75 for each ball and, like, 600 for the shab.
This nigg is negotiated.
How much for the ball?
Stop saying that out loud, brother.
Like four niggas gonna be outside.
I heard something about the ball.
They balls are in there.
Big balls shit.
Oh my god.
You didn't hear what she said, though.
Tell I just thought of the scene.
You understand that.
What if a chick takes you, I just miss your balls?
It's to the point that when you go out of the side.
The air is so fresh.
I know a chick that love balls like that, like that was her shit.
I don't know one that really, I don't know one chick that really love balls.
Hey, but the balls get neglected.
Let's not let that go by, but go ahead.
You know one chick that love balls.
I only know one.
Me too, me, one.
Just one.
A lot of chicks just bypass the ball.
Is that by the on?
Yeah, you gotta get them balls.
Oh, you don't.
I'll make an extra noise, let you know you're doing good.
Uh-huh.
You're winning.
You're winning.
Because they forget them
And then when they get to them
I want to just get to them
And get back to
Nah uh huh
Get there
That's nuts
Get there
Get there
Get there
Get there
Real niggas know what I'm talking about
Get them balls
What's the noise
Uh huh
You agree with you?
You got a
Uh huh
That's it
That's what you're supposed to be
That's what that means
Uh huh
Yeah
I can't
Don't leave from down there
You can look
Hey man
What a
Jack the tip
And bite them up balls
Like great
Hey man, I know one ball over.
One ball over.
That's it too.
Shout out to you, Sean.
Don't do it to me, ladies.
That's shit too excited.
Whoa!
See?
I'm telling you, I need it every time.
Nah, that shit too exhilarating, right?
I need it every time.
It feels like when you get to the top at the rad.
You scared to fall in love, niggas.
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I don't like to not be in control like that.
Nah, man.
No, man.
Oh, I love it.
I don't know what she did.
She was playing with it.
with the balls is that I got ticklish all of a second.
The shit start tickling
on the inside.
Come on, bring it.
Bring it.
Uh-huh.
Leave them nuts alone.
Stay away from my...
Hey, stay away from my ass.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my kidneys.
Uh-huh.
Quit that.
Bring it on.
I don't know what the best did,
but it took at the top of the middle of my back.
It was right in between my shoulders.
I don't know what this is called.
She didn't hit my paradigium.
Just a little.
this is why y'all need to have a girl here so we can relate so she's looking
on the whole so what are y'all so what do you like that men don't use that men
usually look over here like some women like their nipples bit a little bit I've
never had a man who didn't do what I ask but I'm saying just tell people what but hey
fellas keep up the good work don't be out here doing with these women I'm
listening and things that usually men like no you got to
be specific
we got young viewers
watching this show that church
they're sexually active
not like young like that
24 24
oh hold on what kind of shit you do
hospital wise
but nah that mind
hey I don't want to hear the fuck
you be doing
protect your genitals
emergency room protect your genitals
don't be out here just fucking
I'm not I hope not
emergency room
That's all I think about.
Oh, what I mean is that.
Fucking a lot of people went out of the spell a long
guy.
Stop doing that shit.
That was smart.
Yeah, because, you know, I don't know.
I was just trying to help.
All right, so I'm gonna tell you one thing that y'all should do.
That's all we need is one thing.
I said the balls.
The man's tall, the man's toes while you ride them backwards.
See how it feels?
Go?
Yeah, try it.
Let me tell you.
Your nigga care about you.
He's not going to let you lick his man last feet.
I don't know.
My feet ain't.
Nope.
You're going to throw up a little bit.
Man, find me something else, man.
A new one.
That's like looking for something else to watch on TV.
Ain't nothing else on?
Ain't nothing else?
Ain't anything else?
Don't you touch my feet with your mouth.
You're nasty.
We ain't talking no more.
We ain't talking no more.
My feet is like, I'm terrible.
I'm swimming my socks.
Look out of here.
See, I've never experienced a God with bad feet.
Oh, well.
I'm a real nigga.
I'm sorry.
You got nothing else?
I don't fall in a lot and played a lot of basketball.
My feet ain't right.
That was just like a regular little.
Three sums and four sums.
Nah, we don't got to have all of them people.
Why?
Nick, I got too old for that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, can you imagine?
To you have a force, awesome?
That's your fault.
That's your fault.
You got a force.
Now you got to find a way to get three of these women out of your room.
It's hard enough to get one to leave.
You got to call three Uber's.
And your house nice?
Man, look.
You got to turn around.
Hey, what you're about to do?
Right.
What you're going to do?
Hey, what you're doing?
Shit, I'm about to go to sleep.
Let me go on car these Uber.
Yeah.
All on one call.
I got to wait to drop her off.
Yeah.
Ooh, that is a headache.
It's going to take an hour.
Why?
You have to be Uber.
Because if they're having to force them, they got roommates.
Maybe them bitches is already cut together.
They should have something.
Tell me what this mythical, magical lady.
Yeah.
You talk about all this.
I don't know.
I don't know.
They're just like that.
That's having for some.
Put that number of my father.
Yeah, and no.
That shit sounds expensive.
I don't want no.
Free pussy on me.
No, it's not.
We can't.
A girl can't Uber herself.
I mean, we are dogs.
Man, we're gentlemen.
We're going to Uber you to the house.
That's the, I don't want you to Uber me.
I'm not.
But you go over me.
I don't even think of it.
I won't even tell you.
I'm about to go get some greats on your family.
See me to the house.
I feel like, I feel like, I feel like a good prostitute.
I don't know why they get offended when you call them an Uber to the house.
I mean, clearly I'm offended.
Right.
I'm too sleepy.
That's just as good as a ride home.
If I drive you home, I got to spend the night with you because this pussy got me tight.
I'm out of here.
Four y'all.
I don't know how old y'all are, but I salute all niggas who can stay woke after getting some pussy.
Right.
Maybe three of them, they still fuck around don't get the balls.
Bitch, it's three y'all.
You want this ball.
Get the balls.
It ain't one ball in the room.
It's three y'all.
Ain't no ball in there.
And not one of y'all.
Ain't no ball in him.
Where the ball is in him?
Who the ball over there.
Ball lover.
That's hilarious.
Oh, man.
That's real.
One other little crazy-ass questions.
You just look like you want to ask you something crazy.
Get to it, Loz.
He ain't got nothing on the car.
It's got empty as fuck, Johnny, buddy.
No, I see that.
I see that question right there.
Oh, hey, ask that one.
And that one.
Oh, really?
But it's cool.
Tell us about living hip-hop.
How did you end up on there?
Um, no.
tell me about the love in the hip-hop popular dancing that used to fight a lot so what's your record
how many wins good question how many wins i have 13 assaults on my account oh i see i didn't ask for you
police fell i mean i'm just saying those are fights like great school counts no these are like
yeah since a kid like i'm not no person that's proud of it but i mean y'all acts and i grew out of it
How did you work through your anger issues?
You got hands.
Because I got, how did I work through it?
I had to stop.
First of all, I had to stop drugs.
I'm seven years, about to be seven years recovering at it.
But I smoke weed.
I mean, I did weed.
The last thing that I did was weed.
We did.
Stop doing that.
Don't do that.
The last thing that I did was weed and I'm cool with weed.
I don't condone it to nobody.
But for me, you know, it gets me, it gets me me mellow and I do my music.
With my parents either.
I don't drink even.
My dad had come down to.
they were smoking weed and go to bed
I don't really like to drink
even if I drink I get really tired
like I don't it's not good for me so
I just you know that happened
and I was you know going through that
drug problem my mom had cancer for the second time
my boyfriend had just got shot
and Rich Dollars had DMs me and then
unfollowed me then unfollowed the DM
and then DMs again and somebody was like
Rich Dollars is looking for you and I'm like who the hell
is that went to go look at him he had to unfollow
you so you seen him you be taking too long
going on. I had no idea. I thought
my Instagram was
I don't be paying attention
unless it's like... You need to start with attention.
No, I haven't been to. Look,
let's sit here. I don't need nobody lurking for me.
Last time I looked out, but anyway,
that's another subject. That is a whole other
subject. What subject is that?
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
He ended up putting me on love of hip hop
and it was just kind of like a lot
going on. It's too much for me.
Landed off of that,
got on growing up in hip hop.
seasons and then I went from having 14 seconds on one season just a glimpse of me and it went from
that to having four episodes on the next season and then I went straight into being a cast member
and having one of the highest ratings like for their show bit shout out wee TV yeah I love
we TV but what happened is that what they wanted didn't fit for me so I just moved on I'm not
saying to them but I'm glad around the waist there huh you didn't get it
Welcome back to the 85.
I got a question.
Hard hitting facts.
Question and answer.
Hold on.
Tyler Chronicles has a question for Johnny Blaze.
Hey, Johnny Blaze.
I love your stuff.
I'm just a huge fan.
Quick question.
I just wanted to know what your relationship is with Ms. Deb.
Can you talk about that on air?
Yeah.
All right, thanks.
Yeah, that was I call it.
Tyler calling up all the way from Atlanta, Georgia.
Across the table.
across the table right in the metropolitan area shout out to Tyler let's get a round of
applause round of applause you know um me and Deb we're good um oh good yeah like I it took a little
minute it was around her birthday and I wish a happy birthday and we spoke um there was nothing
bitter I think that the thing that I learned from working with her is the strength that I have now
with certain things.
Some things may bother me and shit like that,
but overall, I can still be able to cover it
and not have to do it publicly.
That was my problem I had, being public.
So she taught me a lot.
But business-wise, we just, you know,
didn't see eye to eye.
She's never done nothing to me.
She ain't never, I was invited to all the cookouts,
all the Thanksgiving, Christmas.
I had the onesie on her house,
running around with her damn puppy.
Like, that lady was like my second mom.
and before I couldn't respect it
I have to always remember that it is somebody's mother
I won't want somebody talk to me that way
so you know I apologize
and we've been good
she'll text me and be like yo I can see it
like you now you're about to be that
superstar and coming from her
she's like you just a little bit more time
I'm telling you're going to pop remember
I know when I get up there
that's the first person I'm a knock on her door and be like
hey here's this envelope I know
I don't argue it but
at them times where I was on drugs
getting them off and she sent me to the hospital
and I pulled, I damn they pulled my
IV. I did actually try to
leave because I didn't feel like I was
an addict. I felt like there was nothing
wrong with me popping pills and doing, you know,
cocaine and stuff. And she
left me in and she cried about it
but she left me in there and things like
that you got to remember over bad.
Wow. That lady has
like a huge piece of me
regardless of what I've said, you know, out of anger.
She has a huge piece of me
and she knows that. Shout out Ms. Deb.
She's so dope.
People can say what they want to say about me or I don't care, but I go off of what you show me.
I met many people that I was cool with that they didn't done some shit.
I know, they know I know that they done some shit to some people.
And you didn't do it to me, so I'm going to get your chance.
Right on.
Shout out to those people.
She dope.
I'm still cool.
Keep doing what you've been doing, how you do it, because only you can do it how you do it.
Come on now.
What's that we got playing in the background, looks?
Man, that is some real funky shit right now.
You know, we was going to use that for the 85 South show.
Okay, I feel it.
You know, we just get a few things off of our chest, like, you understand that?
Okay.
I'm surprised y'all ain't got snacks in here that's healthy.
No, we don't even, we don't even do stuff.
I'm going to bring y'all a snack gift.
You looked around and you were surprised?
I'm going to send y'all a snack gift.
I'm going to give.
You're surprised there wasn't no snacks in here.
I'm going to give 85 South a sack, a gift.
I'm going to get y'all.
Because I get discounts at Walmart.
Say what you want.
I could be a rich bitch.
I'm good with the lighter.
I'm gonna get some refrigerator with y'all snack thingy.
You've had a knick to your with a refrigerator.
Y'all gonna be like, yeah.
Wait, take you to the trap.
You have had a nigga take you to the trip.
Yeah.
With there snacks there.
Yeah.
Because a nigga get hungry when he smoked weed.
Shout out to all the niggas who got snacks in the trap.
Y'all ain't working right.
Yeah.
I mean, I know plenty.
The trap would probably drive the nigg.
No, it's some time.
Okay, of course if you pass out.
Nigger, you don't eat.
You're supposed to be not eating.
You're trapped you don't eat.
Here, everybody's responsible for their own snacks.
But just.
We're going to have you some weed, but you got to bring your own snacks.
What about the fancy water?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Fancy water seems to be gone.
If you recall, I did say that I am going to come and bring out a gift
so y'all can have a baby refrigerator because I get 40% off sometimes at Walmart.
That's what I'm saying.
That's going to get a snack thing.
How do sometimes happen at?
Oh, I could just get y'all a bag of $100 worth of snack.
There you go.
See how I try to be nice and they try to switch it and make me like that.
That was a real question.
She said she wants sponsors to snacks for us.
And y'all didn't have snacks.
I said, okay.
Because that's what Johnny Blaze do, get back to the black community.
Might want a damn snack or something.
Well, you didn't.
I know I did.
I want some fruit dash.
Anybody else here.
You know, I didn't have to bring them.
Sometimes.
What is that mean?
Oh, like.
He said sometimes.
I didn't have to bring no snacks.
I am a damn snack.
Oh, all right.
That's what I didn't get.
That's what I want.
I'm nosy.
I need to know that.
I'm going to get my step.
Because I take care of people.
Like, people just don't do that.
You take care of people who put them girl number in my phone.
They do the first one.
I'm sick of you.
You ain't taking care of me.
I'm going to ruin my friend's life.
How am I going to ruin their life?
You know what I got to say this because this is important for the episode.
Motherfucking Sonny Delight ain't orange you.
This got to be in the episodes.
What?
Sunny Delight ain't orange.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not because it used to have me pulled for a long time I was confused about it.
Yeah, Tampico.
Come on, that's not.
Oh, that's not either.
That's not in the light.
It's not a little light.
Ah, what the fuck?
That's so funny.
I don't know.
That's what this is.
Something about that shit tastes.
It's real illegal to me.
It's like, I don't even know.
It's ugly.
I never heard of that company before.
I drink all juices.
There ain't no limits.
I drink juice with no juice with no.
No bias, but...
Yeah, I stopped drinking juice, man, only water.
Fuck it.
Got to stay young.
You ever drunk juice in Europe?
Juice in Europe?
Yeah.
I only want to go to Europe.
Oh, right.
I like beaches.
That shit thick.
Italy.
I'll go to Italy, but I ain't trying to go to where everybody pales and shit.
You know what, though, though, I'm really over international trail.
I'm underculture.
I like to go to places where I got a lot of beaches in there, and the women are brown.
What's up?
It's some shit I gotta see, but I don't know when I can go.
Where's you gotta see?
I gotta go to Africa though.
You got to.
Something that's left though.
I gotta go to.
You go to Africa a thousand times and go to a different place.
I'm going over there like I'm looking for something.
When I do go, I don't know when it's gonna happen, but the universe is...
I gotta see the pyramids and then I gotta go to the beach.
I'm gonna pay you in.
I'm gonna let the universe bring me in.
Shit.
You think you ain't got no African 85%?
Yeah.
That's trying to...
Bring Loz over there?
No, if that's the case, I should have been over there because they rich and
they're sting.
They ain't know.
I bet they didn't know.
85% it's up to you to share the wealth with your roads.
You got to, you need to come up off the keys, but.
That's it.
Cash app at 85 South.
Hey, man.
Come on, bro.
Dollar sign, 85 South.
You got to run it.
You got to run it up.
I know y'all don't got a cash up yet.
I appreciate y'all buying tickets and shit, man.
If you just rich.
You need to do that.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, bro.
There's a lot of rich motherfuckersers guys.
watch y'all I see them to comment hey I'm like all that nigger rich I'm talking
about a good don't rich stupid rich don't even got Instagram like even the
niggas who ain't rich rich but you fucking up money yeah come man we see you out
there we want some of that bullshit too that 20,000 you throw in the club you can
do it on Saturday on Tuesday might as well especially if that ill gotten
games right not what I'm saying yeah I thought you ain't got to throw the money over
here you can just like hand it you know what I'm saying just like put like put on the
ground we'll take it bro we got to get no
What Kay Dobs say, you can got to respect me, he put it on the ground.
Donny, what you're going to be up to this summer?
Can we get some summer predictions from Johnny Blade?
Eight albums coming out.
Summer predictions.
An album is definitely.
Act up summer.
I'm definitely getting...
That's the running thing for this song.
Everybody's acting a goddamn fool.
But I'm not going to get a goddamn full of my music.
That's like my turn on.
See, that's what I'm saying.
We're all going to take the little lanes.
I'm acting a goddamn fool just coming.
Yeah, just going to back my birthday coming up.
And this thought, bad, daddy shit.
I'm acting a goddamn
I'm actually performing for birthday bash.
I'm opening up for Megasel.
Come on, man.
We're going to be enough.
We're going to be right enough.
I'm opening up for Megasth.
Shout out to me.
Shout out for me.
I love her.
She just, I think she's so dope.
She's about women's empowerment, too.
I fuck with that.
I'm about to perform June 2nd at Campaign Atlanta with Gambino at Al Five.
Come on, man.
And we packed it out.
We sold out, so...
Sold out, you can't go.
She's telling y'all, because she's starting.
You can't pull up.
Come on, man.
But if you know, if you know Carlos, you might get pulled up.
Yeah, y'all could come.
Y'all are a slight mic.
All of y'all got to come at.
A lot of people be throwing the 85%.
It's the whole, you know, so it's a whole, you know, sort of course.
They'd be like, you'll sit at 85, so I'm sure.
Right.
Come on, come on, you.
I just did, um, trap festival.
Right.
I got a bone and Petit out.
I co-directed it.
got the video out.
Where can we see it?
Where is it available?
On YouTube, Bebo.
It's called Bon Appetit.
Bon Appetit, Feature, One Play.
I've seen you got DJ making nice.
What's that one with Elephant Man?
Elephant Man.
Yeah, if they finally hit 2 million, I just got Beanie Man's record back too.
Oh shit.
Shout out to the Beanie Man.
Yeah, yeah.
Caramana.
You're gonna be performing at Carabana soon.
I'm letting you know that right now.
Well, I'm doing the one in August in Jamaica there too because we're doing a music video.
Oh, okay, boom.
You're taking it to Ryan to the National.
You're going.
Yeah, I want to just do different genres because I don't know which one will pop.
I know they'll pop, but this is like sort of like my own self goal.
This has nothing to do with like, and my team supports me 100%.
Can we put in a request?
Yeah.
Sad niggas need an anthem.
Ooh, come on, Los.
I don't have a...
I never said you did.
You have in your life.
You don't have to write about everything in their life.
Look, you're an artist.
You know, if you write music, can we get this little side nigger anthem?
Yes, I will.
Yeah, I'll have to have experience it to talk about it.
Like, I'll give you, I'll throw some topics down.
You think Beyonce really have a heart.
How about this one?
Tell me this one, we can go.
Oh, man.
This may be selfish, but look, part of this pussy is yours.
Ooh, man.
It doesn't have to be worded as such, but that's the thing.
I mean, yeah, I'm going to have to start that one off like that.
That's hard.
That's hard.
If a song just start with that, I'm locked in.
She said it first.
I'm locked.
So I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Oh, this pussy is yours.
Bring the hookah!
That's like piece of my love about Aaron Hall.
Bring the hooker.
Bring the hooker over here.
They're playing pussy parts.
Run that back.
Run that pussy parts back.
DJ.
DJ Freaky music.
Freaky music.
I told this bitch.
DJ freaking music.
Pussy parts going crazy.
Yeah, you have a pussy part?
Yeah, you're pressing that new pussy parts by side, nigga.
Man, I'm gonna come out with an R&B album.
And it ain't even gonna be good singing, but the mess is gonna be strong.
The mess is got like, man.
It's gotta be good singing.
It's gonna be soul in.
That's what, nigger.
No, it's gonna be soul music.
That shit, it don't have to sound good.
So all the niggies that work at Fett-A.
Yeah.
I might classify it's blues, because you don't have to know how to sing to do blues.
That's right.
You just got to feel.
You gotta have some shit to talk about.
You gotta have to be hurt.
You can keep niggas interested in what you're saying.
You could.
If you've been hurt, you've seen the blue.
Well, you just walk in on the blues song and be like,
Last night making love to the woman that I met at the pool hall.
And then you just get three old niggas at the pool hall.
She took my wallet.
She took my key.
Man, you just say shit.
Has that really happened?
Come on.
Come on.
It's interesting.
Blues, that's your next endeavor.
A blues song.
A blues song?
Oh, I have one.
You play an album?
I have an EP.
Side niggas need one.
My album one is nothing but like 90 samples.
So that's what's...
I'm going to give y'all a little hint.
I'm just over excited.
It's really about patience and just waiting for it.
I'm just going to tell you now, if you don't do the part of the position or somebody else will...
What are doing it?
What are doing it?
I promise you, I'm going to do it.
I promise.
Look, I've been trying to get you to, you don't know that once you, once this shit go up, the 85% is going to be talking about this shit.
Because they're shit talk talk.
Oh, you mean about me?
No, it's not about you.
They're going to talk shit with you and tell you, like, I see your old big head at grip.
Oh, I'll roast that.
But I'm just saying, like, especially this one.
I'm with all that.
It's this one crazy nigga.
He's this nigga that one.
Rodney.
Rodney.
Rodney, I know you're looking right now.
Look at him right now.
I'm telling you right now.
I got 20 people with me that got roasted on a lot.
He's a real ass on now.
He's a notorious 85 South Shore.
He'll bring you down when you think you got a nice picture.
He will get blocked.
He's like, oh, dad, what Nick Pan?
That's what I'm telling you.
It's not that serious.
This nigga really work at the skating ring and be renting out birthday.
Oh, at Cascope?
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying.
Oh, I love Cascade.
It's in another skate ring.
I'm going to find him all that I'm going to go and say hi to Rattney.
And I think he's a assistant manager.
I'm going there and I'm going to tell him on his ass.
So I'm saying, don't waste your energy.
That's hilarious.
Fuck Rodney.
That's his way of saying I fuck him.
There it is.
That's funny as hell to me.
We fuck with Rodney.
He's funny.
He's been down for years.
Since day one, he's the day one nigga for sure.
We got to wrap up, man.
We've covered so much ground.
Man.
Oh my God.
We've covered so much of this.
Johnny, this is your first appearance here on the 85 South show.
Do not let it be your last.
Anytime you want to come up here looking fine, playing instruments and singing and whatnot
and giving us your story, you are more than welcome because we would just shut the fuck up
and listen to your fine ass because that's what we do.
We're a gentleman.
Y'all got some bone appetit or do I got to send it to y'all at?
You know you ain't sent us shit.
Well, yeah, I got to show you all this, so it looks like y'all are extending.
Welcome to 85 South.
This is your new host with the other new host.
Johnny Blaze.
Let's give a round of applause.
I'm with it.
I'm with it, Mama.
Do your thing, girl.
All right.
So listen to here, Becky.
For the Becky and a Sarah that's out there, I need you to mind your fucking business.
You guys have drugs here.
Man, that's all.
You guys have drugs here?
Nice drugs.
Who brought the drugs here?
Somebody nice drugs.
Someone brought drugs here.
It's just pot.
Nice drugs.
Do you have some drugs?
Is it greens?
Is it browns?
Do you have some drugs?
Is it green?
It's in frowns.
How about a little perk?
Is it green?
Is it my friend?
Adderall.
Do it again.
Perkins is my friend.
Adderall, we're going to do it again.
Keep you up when I'm down.
Take the smile to a frown.
Yeah.
Maybe he's happy when I'm sad.
And then my grandma mad.
I say, my, get out my room.
Because that's the one.
Giving her likes, F likes.
I'm excuse me, you do.
I get this email too
So you get here
Bon Appetit
And you get jammed to it too
Come on
I really want to hear it
Because I heard that it's a group
You were singing
You were playing instruments
It was so cool
Cool cool
You were smooth when you made it
The video was tight
When you turn around and I saw the ass
I was like
Okay
It was exactly like that
I think I was there
Oh, silly man.
Chad.
Chad, could you come on over and take my phone?
He knows everything.
Because you know how to turn this motherfucker on.
Hey.
This is the 85 South Show.
Yes, it is.
The niggas who've been in jail so long they wear flip-blops at their own house to take a shot.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
No, I didn't want you to be in front of me.
Lift back up.
85 South show for niggas that still drink grape soda.
It's like seven of y'all.
Yeah.
We see y'all.
y'all
85 South shows for niggas that say they babysit their own kids
shout out to niggas name Junior one time J.R.
I wish they would have some snacks for the fat bitches like me
now I'm feeling real hungry and I feel real skinny
well look here man this is the 85 South show
This is the coldest podcast ever recorded on planet earth.
Ever.
This has been a magnificent experience.
Your favorite podcast, favorite podcast.
If your favorite podcast, have podcasts to listen to when it was off of work, it'll be this one.
It got to be.
That's the thing about the 8-5 more trip.
We're not in competition and we don't need to be number one.
Come on now.
Because the audience that we're catering to is already miscounted folks.
Come on.
So they don't even consider us to be number one.
So wherever they put my people at, that's the start.
That's what the hell they're going to be.
Because we're for the people.
Come on now.
We get people back together.
It's baby mamas and baby fathers that are speaking again.
Because of this show.
Bring you back black households.
Come on.
Did you see 85 South?
Come on, bro.
Come on.
They would talk about us.
Come on, man.
We gave niggas hope when it wasn't nothing to have.
Every time.
We never gave up on you.
Hey.
We've been with some people so long.
They didn't have three cars right now.
Come on, man.
People who've been listening to this shit since 11th grade and now they've graduated college.
Come on.
Come on.
we're going to keep
shout out to all the truck drivers
who've been holding us down
on the long haul
men's and women
the men's
it's been the men's and the women
holding down the show
everybody who work overnight
everybody who's part of an organization
and they told somebody else about it
if you ever put three people on
to the 85 South show
I'm talking to you
appreciate you
women who listen to the podcast
why they do their own at home
come on. Come on, appreciate you.
If you ever had a debit card with the baby fat logo on it, I'm talking to you.
Talking to you.
I did.
Come on.
You watch.
If you ever had a pink face plate on your cell phone.
Come on.
Talking to you.
You had a Suzuki sidekick.
Talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
A beeper?
Yeah, you're in the mix.
If you ever had rims on your car, but one of them was fucked up and you never really broke the whole set.
Man.
I'm talking to you.
Every Mazza 626 don't have a front rim.
If you crank up your car and that bitch shapeful of men.
Come on.
If you pray about your car, we're talking to you.
We're talking to you.
Women who wear just two random socks, they don't even try to see if they go together.
Come on.
Why got to be the people with the mismatch match, they said that if you wear a mishmat socks.
That's the one that puts a good.
Oh, okay.
I had misinformation.
Shout out to everybody who had a childhood accident.
That's kind of traumatic when you think about it.
But you made it.
But you made it through.
Yep.
Yep.
One time for everybody
got a laptop, they got to warm up.
Shout out to everybody who's down right now,
but you've been up,
but you know what it feels like
is you down right now,
but stay down till you come up.
Come on.
And it ain't even bothering you no more.
Much love to everybody who can
about their futures,
making financial investments and adjustments.
And pulling out on time.
So you can raise your interests.
And pulling out on time.
knowing you know learning about compound interests and things of that nature come on you research
LLCs and things of that nature come on just got my second one hello to all the black people
who got their passport and they're actually going to go somewhere this song for the person
talk about it fucking about it shot out of black people got your second passport be scared of nothing
man get your ass out of here they'll let you back in they can look at you and tell you from America
come on man they can see the struggle in your face oh yeah that thing is scared of the press
on yourself right some chicken and some shit that look familiar me it ain't supposed to be
soft everything that smell good ain't good come on beef ain't soft you like to travel
outside the country oh she out of here we ain't gonna hold you you're not gonna hold you
yeah so check this out break to me uh Tyler chronicles I know we this is a Johnny
Blaze special but they can't spell chronicles what they get off Instagram because
this ain't for you I'm not for you if you can't spell Chronicles
check me out on everything man
every black show that come on TV
just look for the written by I'm gonna be right there
you know niggins might not even heard they right bro
what his name is Tyler with the chronic lit
Tyler Chronicles
T-Y-L-E-H-R-N-I-C-L-E-S
you're gonna see that name everywhere
just check it out
appreciate y'all but y'all know me 85
now more people are gonna even
they gonna know you yeah because it's been
since I've been here you've probably got a million more fans
now you've been on TV a hundred and forty two times
a hundred and forty two times because this is a hundred one
We have over 600,000 subscribers, and we're not flexing yet.
Not even.
You know why?
Because we don't have a million.
You know what I'm about to do to get us to a million?
I'm about to start eating big-ass food.
Crab legs.
Letting shit just fall.
That shit gets everything.
I'm going to have all the subscribers, bro.
Okay, I say something?
You can say whatever the fuck you need.
One time for the production crew, the lot, the production of the live shows has went from great to
Holy shit.
What is this?
You know what's coming next?
The deal.
The deal has to be coming because there's 95 cameras in there.
They catch the niggas in the crowd that y'all talking about.
It's a camera in the ceiling.
Who is up there?
Who in the fuck is going to the top of these stairs and putting the camera up there?
Niggas don't care no more.
There's a camera behind the couch.
Why?
Why?
Nigg got the top of the couch.
They don't give a fuck.
They're playing ball.
If you're not going to the fucking shows.
up the play ball don't fuck with 85 south they're playing fucking ball it's a camera by the security
guard by the stage why because you're fucking playing ball that's why it's rhetorical i'm sorry
carlos i guess like his point of view sometimes no i love it because it's usually a white man
a dc calls a white man bro this is we're in the room oh nigga guess what we get in the old
one off the line you shouldn't even tell us we know we know we're gonna crash the beach you know what
i'm mad about it because i ain't joe in bullshit guess what i'm a bad i'm a bad i'm a bad
I just wanted to see that.
I'm a bad and I'm going to rent it to y'all.
Ooh, and a drone fly in on y'all $200 an hour.
Yeah.
Y'all going to be doing festivals soon.
I'm going to show them how to work.
A drone with a festival with a drone.
I go to an 85 South show.
The festival's three hours long, just as long as a festival.
Pop-up shop.
Come on, man.
Talk to them, Lowe.
Johnny, talk some shit.
Don't be over there quiet.
Talk some shit.
Just a little.
Promote.
I was looking at.
Talk shit on the outro.
You were looking at me, bro.
I'm looking at hat, nigger, man.
I was looking at.
But on Instagram.
Oh, and booty?
DM me that.
What a name is.
Shout out.
No, young Miami.
You know why I like them.
I like that.
I like women disrespecting us like that.
Treat us like the hoods y'all don't want to be.
Come on.
Don't.
Give us that energy.
Give us that energy.
Give us that.
Treat us like that ladies.
I like it because she literally
holds like JT down like she makes sure and you know why I like it has not been
one time and she funny as fuck and I let away see talk she hit her and her boyfriend
the producer nigger they were going to live one day right somebody left in the
comments they were like he looked like he beat bitches up she was like he do he beat
bitches up for me he'll be one of y'all hold up and it became a challenge he do
he did be bitches up for me he beat bitches up for me oh no
we are so lost oh my god we really good I mean I like where the culture is
going I do I do that's not right and these niggins for wearing purses like they
haven't been wearing purses for the last six seven years come on man Doug already
did it he's not a lot hey cut it out with the shock value shit if your shit is good
we gonna fuck with it right all they got to do is be good just rap good it don't have to be
shocking or controversial money stop rapping about shit you really did because
they really sending niggins to jail for this shit oh you need to learn how to
talk you get out of this man it's fine this the outro Johnny
Johnny you hot you hot right right can you feel this is it here though
let me put this rep out I thought you might need these these are not I'm not
you're telling me like I need to do so need to leave I understand these are my
closing arguments for the 85
then I must continue them.
Because it's been a while since we've been in the studio.
Right, right, right.
And I just have to say these things because I don't want our fans to think that we don't see them.
I don't want them to think we just sit in the trap and talk to cool, fine-ass ladies like Johnny Blaze and forget about the 85%.
I'm not about fun.
I never turn my back on my people.
And to all the people who jump on social media and they talk shit to all these big networks
and tell them to give us a show.
Keep doing your motherfucking thing.
Keep doing your motherfucking fan.
Come on, it's a slow day in media.
Keep shouting us out and keep telling us out and keep telling your shit.
If you got time, do it.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Adam, they got time.
Right, bro.
Because they're asking for when it's coming, right, Joe?
Johnny Blais.
They're asking for when it's coming.
This was a great intro.
This is a popping ass show.
You giving me this lighter?
Yeah.
They know what the point in.
You all know that, though.
I got my Johnny Blaze lighter.
Make sure you get choice.
I really appreciate you stopping through the trap house with us.
Thank you.
And I drunk the good water.
You drunk the good water.
I wish I had more snacks to give you and next time you come up with you.
I'm going to get Ike makes right now.
All right.
Well, y'all.
Thank you and bye y'all.
I love y'all so much.
Tyler, we got a few more minutes before we have the next.
Yeah, man.
We got you.
That shit inspired.
I mean, the interview was dope with that shit.
I'm gonna make sure we sing you the clip.
Hey, to tell you, but act of summer when I overshadow all that.
And I love instruments.
That shit is.
I appreciate y'all.
We appreciate you.
You know where we're at?
You know where we're at?
right here on 85 South Show.
And you know who's always welcome?
Johnny Blaise.
Round a little applause for Johnny Blaise.
That's real talk.
I'm 35, bitches.
There you go, Boots.
Appreciate it.
Real talk.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, sweetheart.
Hell yeah.
Keep that fuck going, man.
Sit back down.
Get the picture right here.
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