The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Affion Crockett in the trap! With Karlous Miller, Mona Love and Brandon Lewis! PART 1

Episode Date: August 7, 2021

The legend Affion Crockett is in the trap with his homie Brandon Lewis and Karlous and Mona Love post up to hear stories and game from the legend Affion! You know they gonna talk about tiddays - but A...ffion also tells us how he got in the comedy game, tells us about his break dancing days and tells us his favorite impression to perform! PART 1GET LIVE SHOW TICKETSGREENVILLE, SC AUGUST 7thbit.ly/greenvilleghettolegendsFAYETTEVILLE AUGUST 14thbit.ly/fayettevilleghettolegendsThis is the coldest podcast!Hit Our Website for more info: https://www.85southshow.com/Get our custom merchandise: https://85apparelco.com/Subscribe To our Channel: bitly.com/85tubeWATCH KARLOUS' MILLER's COMEDY SPECIAL! https://vimeo.com/ondemand/karlousmil...FOLLOW THE CREWKARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/Director - JOE T. NEWMAN - www.ayoungplayer.comProducer CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/Producer - LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/It's Jon - https://www.instagram.com/holaj_o_n/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:03 Hey, I meant to say turn the radio on, but you ain't going to even be on that bitch. A tattoo on your arm of your mom. I mean, you know, harm. If I'm going to walk up in, I'm coming with some parmesan. I might order pizza. I might get two. The more you buy is cheaper. All right.
Starting point is 00:02:25 That's called a special. Yeah. That's called it special. I got the coupon. Yeah. They got an honor that shit. It's called the Tuesday Night Special. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:03:08 King of Pop, Probleball shot, and then the crown broke, ground folk. Suffered that PTSD from slavery, pimping I'm a ball, wherever Ohio players be. Prayers to the church on the moon, I mastered it, lyrical disaster. These niggas is blasphemism. Okay, why? God damn. That's the brown man, digger. Okay?
Starting point is 00:03:29 Right now, that's the ground man. You're all over here, getting me. Man, you don't know four. I lost my head, man, man. You're the coldest, boldest, nigger that I'd never seen. Every time I see them, we're on a different scene. Hey, you know what I mean? Why, that's what I'm from the bay with them yada our beans inside of our scenes.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Bitch, you're the sight that I've seen. I'm type of niggas be wearing jogging pants and flippin' jeans. and keep the clean and pull up just with Janine and then hit her all in the spleen with the pain you ain't seen what I'm seeing with the pain all in the spleen with the pain had an old chick named Janine she kept her house clean
Starting point is 00:04:13 she made a whole lot of collard greens come on that shit had a lot of steam come on took the pot off the top top off the pot Hey Fianna's name Scott. Come on live right now on my IG. I'm in ATL doing the B-I-G.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Putting out that smokers in my face. I'm getting contact. Yes, you will. I'm not going to walk by. I'm telling you, man, because I'd be hired in a bitch. In the kitchen trying to fry chicken wing your shit. With the bread and the hot sauce and keep it real. Just some niggins shit, because that's how I really feel.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Hey. You got a headache, take an Advil. And then take a nap and then really chill I mean I stay higher than the light bill Nigger do you even know what that is That's the biggest bill most niggas got She ain't really been the same since Park got shot Y'all be letting niggas get away with everything
Starting point is 00:05:12 Seeing a nigga grab a nigger person Touching dinghling Oh Touching dinghle? I just like, what? I'm gonna go here free stabs. Y'all see why I'm at. I'm a little bro.
Starting point is 00:05:33 This is just a trap shit, man. That's how it's supposed to be. That's fine. We got all types of things going on in here today. You know what I'm saying? We got a lot to celebrate. Just found out. 85 South Show was rated.
Starting point is 00:05:51 The blackest show. Show on Earth. This is the blackest show. This show black as hell. We're in here. We in here. You know what? Today we got some very special guests
Starting point is 00:06:09 in the trap with us today. I don't know if you have been in jail for the last 12, 15 summers or if your TV just been broke or you just don't watch shit when people are done. doing great things. But this
Starting point is 00:06:26 nigga right here has been part of a lot of great black things from the movies to the television shows to the impressions to soul train to wilding out
Starting point is 00:06:40 to shit what, meet the blacks meet the blacks again actually I wasn't in that oh well they should have put you in it shit wilding out alumni The niggas on the first episode Before it was an episode
Starting point is 00:06:55 Ladies and gentlemen Hey for y'all I'm cracking in here with us The list goes on in on The list goes on in on Big fan My man Brandon Lewis is in here with us today Don't act like you don't see him
Starting point is 00:07:12 All over in there talking shit And things of that nature Roasting Nick And then we got America's favorite hood chick Don't go to be white girl Mona is in here with us too You see how I put this shit together It's such a well-rounded cast
Starting point is 00:07:28 Hey Fiona, first of all This is your first time in the trap So welcome to the trap Thank you, man Marvin Gaye is in attendance with us today Also, my forever co-host I don't even need to turn around and look Marvin is always in my soul
Starting point is 00:07:42 So I appreciate his presence Yeah right here Man, what's been going on? How are you living, G? I'm living good, man Pandemic been good to me I'm still, I'm healthy Hell yeah Kobe free as a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Been seeing you popping in on all these interviews, giving the back stories. I was up late watching soul train clips and shit like that. What's the shit you did like with TV One or something shit? Yeah, yeah. I had shit pop up on YouTube. I was like, nigga what ain't talking about?
Starting point is 00:08:06 Didn't this nigga come out doing this shit? I was like, bro. Spaghetti body. Hey, and your Apollo clip that went viral on Facebook again this week? Heavy. Man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:16 So you got a lot of history, bro. How did you get started with entertainment? Dancing, really? Dancing has always been my thing and dancing is what put me on stage first So by the time Deaf Comedy Jam came around I saw
Starting point is 00:08:29 I saw hip hop and comedy merge And the hip hop I was already a part of that The only missing link was was comedy for me So when I saw comedians like Cool Bubba Ice going there And at the time I wasn't a comedian I didn't even know I could do comedy It wasn't an aspiration But when I saw him go on and do all impressions
Starting point is 00:08:49 I was like, oh shit, I've been doing voices since I was a kid. I'm a dancer. I know how to work a stage. So I just started trying shit. And that's how I got in. Man, you've been killing it with the impressions. What's the number on it now? Like, how many impressions do you, would you say you do?
Starting point is 00:09:05 I have no idea. Because some people I forget I do, and I just don't do them in a while. And then somebody knew it will come up. Like, I just randomly did DJ Cassidy on the versus reenactment. But it's not like I had a spot-on impression of them. I was just, I had the glasses, the hat. And when he was DJing for Keith and Bobby Brown Versus. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:25 I just came out doing wacky shit and everybody was dying off of that shit. That series that you and Spice Adams created, where y'all recreate the verses joined. The after show? Yeah, like, how did that shit come up? When Teddy and Babyface fucked up, when Teddy Riley had all the bad Wi-Fi, that's really where we decided to do it. We was like, man, we should spoof this shit. They got to let Teddy go again. They do.
Starting point is 00:09:48 He didn't do it. I don't know some real shit. They got to let Teddy go again. He got a whole other set of hits that he didn't get to use. He alleged. But he went twice, though, didn't he? He got to go again. He got to go three times.
Starting point is 00:09:57 It don't matter if you. He got enough to where he could go again. Yeah, he could go again. Yeah, for sure. Factuals. That versus shit really been interesting, though, bro. That Gladys Night. Who she went against?
Starting point is 00:10:10 Patty. Oh, yeah. Miss Patty. That was a good one. Gladys was. Soldier Boy Bowie was the funnest. Yeah. She swore a big drink, though.
Starting point is 00:10:17 That shit was funny. You got to get Soldier Boy on this bitch. He ain't been on here? He ain't been on here. This is prime time soldier boy entertainment right here. He should be on here. For sure. I'm saying, bro, this is...
Starting point is 00:10:31 Somebody texts that, nigga, I know one of y'all niggins in here no soldier boy. Don't nobody... A jack-knowing on. Get Big Draco on the line. Big Draco. You on? First rapper to do... My fault, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:41 He ain't the first rapper to do the shit. Oh, he will be after he doesn't. You all have some heavy hitters on here. You all have some heavy hitters on him. Yeah, we got y'all on here. Fuck you mean. You on here. Thank you, my nigga.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Nigga, you was on the real deaf comedy jam. I actually was. That was my first comedy experience, nigga. I was in a room full of legends. I mean, that's, if you know anything about your spirit, that's when you know God talking to you, saying you made the right decision. When you look to your left, you see Sertritha entertainer.
Starting point is 00:11:13 To your right, you see Janney Brown. You see Jamie Fox. You see Russell Simmons. You see. Everyone who's who, Chris Rock, everybody was in this one room. Yeah. So I was like, all right, I got some work to do. I got a journey in front of me, but I feel like I made the right decision.
Starting point is 00:11:32 It's crazy. That meet the black shit taking note, too. That was the third one or the second one? I don't know. I think they had, I think on Part two. Yeah, it's part two, the scary joint. Where you have some legendary scenes up in there? And it's like, shit is hitting different, especially with social media.
Starting point is 00:11:53 That's the one. Yeah, yeah. But you know I'm talking. I can't remember all this shit. I knew what you're talking about. The haunted house, Martin, Lance. Yeah. Ray, right.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Right. And then you know, these movies is hitting different now because now these clips getting, like, all this fucking use that you never thought they would. Every time you, like, click on some shit, it's the motherfuckers posting comments and then clips and videos and shit. Yeah. Especially the, like, with the, I don't give a. Right. Yeah, we have... When the white boy
Starting point is 00:12:24 He did that shit He was in the restaurant Random as hell He just walked out He was like, I don't give a Ugh He said it perfect though Like a white man
Starting point is 00:12:31 I don't give a fuck Keisha He just walked up Loud Loud Loud as hell Like he was the one of them That was real inconsiderate Because he just left y'all
Starting point is 00:12:40 With that bitch It just left Like everybody in the restaurant Don't know what the fuck going on But he looked back But he looked back When he went out to do He looked back
Starting point is 00:12:48 To make sure he'll be hurt him Yeah. Yeah. So y'all been on the road and shit. Yeah, shout out to this boy, man. Brandon Lewis, this nigga, cold blood. We've been on the road for, what, three, four years now? Yeah, I've been knowing that nigga when he wasn't shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Man, I knew Carlos Miller when we did MTV, your mama. Exactly. Nick ain't even have a lineup. Nothing. It's how far we go back. All the way back. Far back. When I thought Hollywood was gonna be calling my fucking phone when I did that show.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I'm like, what's taking so long? Ain't that a bitch? Didn't nobody give a fuck about that show. Not even the people who watched it. How many times have y'all had that job, though, where you was like, oh, nigga, this is about to be the one. Every time I get one. Every single time.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Really? I'm here, yeah. Yeah, you're on now, Mauna. I'm telling you. We're going to get you on. What else's left to do? You're in here with Aphion and that shit. Somebody's going to sit here.
Starting point is 00:13:44 A light skin couch. Like skid couch? That's what y'all doing. I'm here for it. Yeah, we're not scared. The melanin deficient couch. Nah. Now, we're here, though, man.
Starting point is 00:13:57 I'm glad to be here. I'm proud of what y'all doing. I remember when me and you had a convoy. You was trying to figure some shit out and then here you are. I'm still trying to figure some shit out. We're going to have to have another one, man. Let me know. I'm telling you, shit is getting so weird right now.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I'm having a fucking dilemma. Well, I'm always. I'm always an ear. I don't know everything. Hey, man, you know about this shit, though. I know enough. I know enough to help a little bro. Hey, man. Bro, how you link up with Nick, bro?
Starting point is 00:14:29 Shit, the same as most he all did. You was one of those ones. You just had a lot to do with the start of that shit, though. Yeah, he said that he built the show for niggas like me, but I still had to audition five times for that shit. That's the type of shit he'd do that. I wish I could say, yeah, no, he just called, and it was a rap, but it almost wasn't. Shout out to DJ Debrick, my boy.
Starting point is 00:14:53 He fought for you. That's my guy. Yeah, Derek was inside the room in the office, and he was like, yo, why y'all not just booking this nigga Atheon? Since day one. He was the one that was, like, but again, Nick came to me. I saw him in Vegas one time. He was like, he's like, nah, I got a show for you, man. I'm going to call you next week.
Starting point is 00:15:12 MTV, you got, you know. He did say, you're going to have to audition. but it's built for you we're ready for you but I was like why am I auditioned and then had the people in the room had the people in the room wasn't like incredible
Starting point is 00:15:25 you know what I'm saying like I'm freestown the same way you were just going I know exactly what you say you know exactly what I'm saying yeah yeah so Lowe's I'm in the audition room and I just black out I'm freestalling I'm talking about the producers in the back of the room I talk about now I ain't even know Nile at the time
Starting point is 00:15:42 I was talking about these shorts I was roasting niggas and just pointing at them and they was all like oh my god oh my god three more auditions later niggins like I thought I just did my eight mile M&M shit like just just really killed it and nah but but you know what I learned is this
Starting point is 00:16:02 everything is a journey and you gotta you gotta remove all bitterness from the journey and here's why I say that because you well know that there's some fuck shit that can go on the business side of things and you have to remember that it's business we always think it's personal shit but when it's business you have to literally look at yourself as as this fucking
Starting point is 00:16:27 bottle it's a product and people are making a decision based on that product whether they want that product on their shelf or not and so I used to be sensitive about a lot of shit I used to be personal about a lot of shit and then I finally was like oh okay you don't you just making a decision about my product and you think that removing my my the product from the shelf is going to discontinue sales but you don't understand that I manufacture this product and I know other distributors that's going to and I don't need my shit in there but I don't need my shit in that particular store so that's that's my my outlook on on this whole thing for my heart podcasts and Cocoa Punch, this is the turning, River Road.
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Starting point is 00:20:34 Yeah, we're going to come to your house. All the way. Tell them what we are. Hey, look. August, we're in Greenville, South Carolina at the Bon Secule Wells and Center. Uh-huh, talking shit. Bond Secure. Then, August 14th, we're being Fayetteville, North Carolina at the Crown Colisee.
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Starting point is 00:20:58 What we're going? To the west side. No. Wait, the top of the west side. The North Coast, man. All the way. Seattle, Washington. Put him on the glass.
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Starting point is 00:21:31 October Then on November We got some days then too Where we're going? November 5th North Charleston South Carolina. Show did.
Starting point is 00:21:40 North Charleston, Collison. That was he it? Then we got it. Then we got it. We're going to get no break. What we're going? Greenboro, North Carolina. Greenboro, North Carolina at the Greensboro Coliseum.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Y'all better sell that out because I live. They couldn't come up with a night before. Every time y'all see me in Greensboro, y'all be like, When y' y'all are coming to Greenboro. Y'all don't fuck with us? Y'all don't fuck with Greenboro? Yes. 116, I expect to see all y'all to be coming up to me in four seasons mall at the show.
Starting point is 00:22:07 So please. 116. Greensboro Colisein. Bro. Do what? Damn, right. No more. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:22:15 Bro, ain't know the Atlanta. They're gonna keep asking us about Atlanta. Oh. Don't even tell them, man. Nah, yeah. Just go to 85 Southshow. Yeah, don't tell them. Don't tell them.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Don't tell them. We just moon walking on you, host. Yeah, you did. I don't know who's going to pick that shit up. This is it for now. This is it for now. But if y'all buy these chicken. Let them know you mean business.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Let them. Y'all buy these tickets. We don't put some hard dates on that. Throwing those. Hey, you want some more gas to throw him down him. Hey, buy them tickets, man. We're not playing with y'all. We mean this.
Starting point is 00:22:48 We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. But shout out to Nick. Like, don't, the audition shit was, it was, you know, tedious, whatever. But he gave me the platform to, to be where I am today. Like, I've said that publicly. I've said that in his face.
Starting point is 00:23:05 I said it on wild. And I've said it. I've never. shied away from giving Nick his flowers. And I never will. It ain't never got shit to do with him. Bringing back to what I was saying, it's never a personal thing.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Yeah, that's the part about it. There's other decision makers involved. That's the part about it. Well, you just be like, who said that? And they'd be like, uh-oh. Because on some real-n-knit-knit. That's my frustration. It's don't nobody know shit.
Starting point is 00:23:34 On some real-nigger shit, you can't tell you where they came. Yeah, they can't tell you where this shit came from. Well, they said, who said that? Point them out to me. Right. I want to talk to that person that said that, and they don't do that in Hollywood. They passed a buck.
Starting point is 00:23:47 They don't know. No, no, no. Well, Carlos, you need to calm down. I don't. You need to calm down. Just be, just be, look, it's all going to be good. It's not, though. Who the fuck said it, though?
Starting point is 00:23:56 But they won't. Like, they won't even tell me who fired me. They're still there. I know. I still probably see them every day. Damn, that's crazy. It's part of the game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:08 The same motherfuckers who don't want you there. I got to be with you every day. Make them sick. That's why when I be having fun, I'd be having extra fun. I don't get a fuck of what it is. It's like, I don't give a fucking fun if I'm laughing, I'm extra laughing. I'm extra as fuck.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Whatever it is, nigga, you're going to see me in abundance. Was people shocked when you came back? Yeah, niggas was crying. Not the motherfucking cast, a nigga just worked there. That's how I knew. When I came and all them camp,
Starting point is 00:24:40 nigga, the cameramen, all you know the motherfucking camera men. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Loose, my man. They was crying and shit. I was like, niggins, it was white people crying. Damn. Just their favorite nigga. That's hard.
Starting point is 00:24:59 That's okay, man. But you flipped it, man. You flipped the opportunity in the best way possible. You, Chico, D.C., y'all really, have built an empire off of what that platform provided for you. Now, I don't know
Starting point is 00:25:14 I don't know the ends and outs of your journey of the story, but again, I'm just talking about from what I'm seeing from the outside looking in. My journey, you listen to Rick Ross? Yeah. Rick Ross got the coldest line
Starting point is 00:25:29 about all this sum all this shit. Oh, mm-mm. I would always tell my niggas, but ain't nobody to listen. That's how you sum it up, Mola Nyes got a line He said, I got no game It's just some bitches
Starting point is 00:25:42 Understand my story Let it sit You don't listen to nobody I thought this nigga had one too I had nothing I'm like, damn That was deep He got no game
Starting point is 00:25:55 I'm still thinking about When I didn't get the $1,000 On MTV When they said cut I thought this money was mine You didn't get the money What happened? They was like, I had it in my hand.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I was like, I got my $1,000. And they was like, eh, cut. They tried to grab it. I'm like, no, we're going to give a check. I'm like, no, it's over. He's like, no. We was tugging for that shit for like a solid minute. And then they was like, it took like 180 days.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Yeah. Damn. I'm like, why it takes on money for $1,000? I don't know. That show was bullshit. They're good for holding the money in the pipeline. That's Hollywood, no. That's when I learned a business side.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Yeah, you ask what job I get all, Every job, every one of them. Yeah, I don't get fuck what it is, nigga. I thought all of them was the one. But now that I see, you gotta have a whole bunch of little ones and then get a big one. But you never can't tell, which is gonna be that one. You think something's gonna be little,
Starting point is 00:26:51 and then that shit blow the fuck up. You never know. I'm talking about the one that the people who are making the movie gonna believe gonna be the big one, where it's like some nice money up front. It ain't like some comeback money where you can get booked off some appearances. and shit. I'm talking about it.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Fuck what the people think is the one. The one that's the one for me. That big ass check. I mean, that movie was terrible. I'm like, I made $17 million. That's the one. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:18 You know that movie like there's some bullshit, but it's like you get a good deal on the back end and then, like you said, the shit that nobody expected it to be the shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Next thing you know, you're in the notebook too, crying and dancing with some white dude.
Starting point is 00:27:32 You're the most well-known nigga ever. Yeah, that's it. That back end be lovely, though. Yeah. I love that, yeah. Don't pay me shit up front. Give me back-in point. I ain't sticking the ground long.
Starting point is 00:27:44 I'm gonna hit me a lick and get the fuck on. I'm not even gonna give the industry a chance to not like me. I'm leaving. What's that number on that there? Niggins about $20 million. I'm going to Mississippi. You're never here from me again. You're fucking right.
Starting point is 00:27:59 I'm desperate. Pay the taxes. I'm out. I don't believe you, though. I'm telling you. I'm not staying. You may not stay in the traditional industry, but I see you being on some Chappelle shit.
Starting point is 00:28:09 You're going to get a shitload of land in Mississippi. You're right. And you're going to have a gang of shows. You're going to bring niggas out there. I am. And do it on your term. They got to come see me. $20 million, you own Mississippi, niggas.
Starting point is 00:28:21 No. Half a, okay. Do you understand that isn't even a lot of money? It's an old white lady in Mississippi with $20 million. I get that. Because she collects shopping bags. Nah, she's just been rich the whole life. She wants to collect on the bottles for 15 cents, 20 million.
Starting point is 00:28:38 I'm gonna get me a couple of ems out of this game, then I'm a dipper. I'm gonna just move to my land and get fat. Give me a dog in a lady with some nice tetties. I'm out of here. Fuck this shit. I'm still in this table when I leave. I'm gonna get you one if you want one. Yeah, I'll have that nigga send it to you.
Starting point is 00:29:01 I'm need that. This shit dope, man. Oh yeah, this is a black orange, right? Black? Yeah. What type of teeth is, though? Dolly pardon teeters? Nah.
Starting point is 00:29:10 It's too big. Dali partner has it. That's the wrong color. No, yeah, exactly. I'm talking about, I don't know. I think the ones that last the longest be like them church-lady tithers. We know you melanated. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Who is black, who is a black woman with famous tithes? There's a lot of black women with famous tiths. Pam Greer. Poxy Brown. Fam girl tits. Known for tithes? Yeah. Pam Grimmoth for face.
Starting point is 00:29:34 I ain't never thought. No, it's a boxy. Big Tiddy. Nica, go watch coffee tonight. Dali Panty, y'all know that's Titties. You can go watch coffee tonight. Are you trying to say who the most famous black Tills? Jack-O-Bives and Jackie Brown.
Starting point is 00:29:47 She was old in Jackie Brown. Who is the most famous black woman known for Titties? Dallie Park right now? Right now? And no, period. I never know. Aretha Franklin. Yes, she is.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Yes, she is. She knows. When you think of Rita Franklin, you don't think Tities. When I was labeled. When I was labeled. He'd be like, I'm thinking, Jill Scott got the title right now. And then we saw him.
Starting point is 00:30:08 I think Jill got the title right now. She got nice titties, too. Shout to Jill. Queen Latifah had him for a minute. No one has been labeled. No black woman has been labeled as the titty woman. Because they told us to stop. Remember, they said we was over sexualizing the women.
Starting point is 00:30:20 So then we could really- So Tally has the crown. Right. As soon as you said, Dr. Parton, Tittis. That's too big. But Foxy brand. Exactly. See, look, you just said too big.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Titties. Mm-hmm. Foxy Brown, you're saying, oh, she's fine. That's just an ideal woman, shaping everything. Jill Scott, I can give you that one. I can give you that one a little bit, but still Jill Scott and off her face. I'm still trying to think, did we overlook somebody?
Starting point is 00:30:45 Queen of TV, there got to be living single Queen of TV. I think the Queen Latifah Titty's, I think when she played Bessie. Yeah, she pulled them out, and then it's like, mm-hmm. No, nobody like that. I never disrespect them Titties, but. I feel like they're nicer Titties. It just wasn't a good scene for the Titty. I don't think that, I think those, there was a,
Starting point is 00:31:01 as good as they was going to get. That's how you make your titty's on a hot summer day. You don't want to take a picture then. You stand in front of the feet, you're trying to quit your tits off. You might lift them. Not saying nothing was wrong with them tities, but those are not the ones that they led me to believe they was going to be.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I was deceived. She had nice nipples. They was cool, but, you know. Those are real titties. My tithes don't sit up. And I'm not mad at that.
Starting point is 00:31:25 I don't give a fuck if your tits, if your tits look like torpedoes, just show up with what I expected you to have. Like, what you love. led me up to believe. Those tithes that she had in those movies, those weren't Cadesia's tities.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Those was the other ones. I didn't, you brought it up. Those just set it off, tities. Yeah. What are you from? I heard it. You don't know, Mom, she'd just be saying a lot of wild shit, man. That's why I love her.
Starting point is 00:31:54 She just be saying any fucking thing. She got the world saying, The bad thing, mathing. The what? You need a pussy pap ready. The what? You know how you're going to have a pap smear? Right.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Well, I'd never been, but... So now the cat's a bit furry. Okay. He'd be a little sweaty. You weren't ready for the pat. You ain't show up before. Right, because I would have a pap shower. You had a full day in the humid Philly streets,
Starting point is 00:32:20 and you wouldn't get your pap after that? And I came here for a regular dog. That was his name talking about a pap. Right. So you got to open up that. But I'm still going to let you do the pat because you ain't ready to play me like this pussy stain. Right.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Cause it down. Goodness gracious. It's tough. It's tough. It's tough. Yeah. It's a little twang, too. It's a little twang, too.
Starting point is 00:32:40 It smelled like an underarm pit after a gym workout. Whoa. No. Man, I drink water and shit. Yeah, but after a long, sweaty, humid day, I've been, I know Philly. Philly humid is fucked. A lot of walking. It's a lot of that.
Starting point is 00:32:52 It's a lot of incubation that's going on in your pussy meat. And so... There's a lot of black streaks sun. You could drink all the water you want, but that sweat and that salt, It's going to create motherfucking spam in your pants. I like to call it twing. You like to call it what you want,
Starting point is 00:33:08 but it's going to knock a nigga out. Tomato tomato. Noggin's got a rough out there. That's just tart. When you say tar, when a woman says tar, you got to be like, fuck it, let's go. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:33:23 You're with it. But you got a thing. It's a little hesitation. But it's like, fucking, come on. You're not turning out. It is what it is. It is what it is.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Well, Tart is after you lead the club Like, y'all, I've been dancing on each other all night You're gonna pop it For sure But as a man, we don't want to hear that That's why, like, when you say tart You'd be like, chill, like, chill You'd be fucking, you keep your nose up
Starting point is 00:33:44 Like, when you say tart, you're like, come on, man You still popping after she says tart Exactly, but I'm gonna think about it Like, it's gonna be a quick thing It's gonna be like, fuck it, let's go You could have did without the Tart comic To sum it up But you're a real street nigga
Starting point is 00:33:57 She's smoking a black He knows, he danced So he's been in the club dancing with a chick. I know, we've been sweating, sweating, and then we leave and we get it popping. But if I know that her pussy don't stink on a regular basis, but you're right. That nigga, I've been dancing with it.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Damn, bro, you do know. I'm gonna dance with a lot of women. And that pussy's- You ever dance to get it with her ass? Don't why you dance-ets? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Dancing nays got it easy, bro. When do y'all come? come up with routines. Because dance and niggas just show up with a dance, like, nigga, when y'all breakfast this shit? Yeah, niggas gather in the garage, in the fucking hallway. So the niggas be having a secret means and be like,
Starting point is 00:34:45 all right, niggins, you do this, you do this. Then I'm gonna pass it to you. After that movie, oh, you went there? All right, niggum, I'm about to go here. Can you break dance? I do it all. Spend on your head, though. All of that shit.
Starting point is 00:35:00 I mean, not anymore. But you do realize that we live in a time where you can make money just going to people's wedding and dancing. Facts. You know how many fans you got? Like, eighth, bro. Like, the reception is gonna be crazy.
Starting point is 00:35:15 How much to get you to come and fucking battle me? In front of my wife? In front of my wife. Dude, I got 15 grand. Her pop's fucking loaded, man. Just come to the wedding. Fucking battle me. It's all I want.
Starting point is 00:35:31 And then y'all come up with a routine and shit is. Oh, well, that's not a routine. You just give me that 15 and I'll come smoke you real quick. You take this shit serious. You're not going to let the nigger win on this special day. You have no idea how you're putting the dancing niggas are for real, for real, indescated. It's too competitive, nigger. I can't let you...
Starting point is 00:35:54 You gotta beat me for real in your tucks. Pop, like me, nigg. You gotta beat me. nigga, you're paying me 15. I'm going to take the 15. I'm going to eat your food, and then I'm going to beat you in the battle. So what's the one song, like, dance?
Starting point is 00:36:08 What's your song that you can't resist? Like, I got to dance. Just begun, Jimmy Castor. Who? Who? Play a DJ. Who the fuck? Who the fuck?
Starting point is 00:36:20 Somebody played Jimmy Castro and just begun. And you'll understand what I'm talking about. Y'all young motherfuckers in here. Y'all don't know shit. That's not. When y'all don't get him out in the 50s? But look, here's the thing, though. I said some mystical shit, y'all have been like,
Starting point is 00:36:34 oh, nigga, yeah. Chuck Barry. But that's sound like, uh. Jimmy Castor. Long time coming. Twist. They played that on a hundred commercial. Play that shit and see what happened.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Play this song, let's get this thing on. Have the ligners that don't know it's going to get up and be like, oh, shit. Turn that shit. Oh, shit. Oh, there's some breakdancing shit. Turn it up, turn it up. Oh, he's like nothing.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Oh, he said, no. Who is this fucking table? And that's some cardboard and shit. I stand in the back like this. This is what rap first came out. This thing is telling his age. All right, that's enough. We can't play the old shit.
Starting point is 00:37:19 We're gonna get flagged. Jimmy Castle's suit the shit out of us. I want every fucking damn. Nobody told him to make my song a rap song anyway. What is that jazz? He a nigga. It's a funk song. That's funk.
Starting point is 00:37:36 That sounds like a B-roll of a dope movie. When they're going through packing shit. Oh, it's been in all of them. It sounds like beats shoot-hop. It's been in all of them. That song, Legitler. For My Heart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to.
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Starting point is 00:40:35 You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Tell me about a legendary dance battle you had. We don't get to hear a lot. lot of these stories. It was one in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Okay. Well, me and my boys almost died because of the battle. That was too dark, man, hold on, wait a minute. No, you got to hear why is legendary, though. Okay, bet. So we three niggas,
Starting point is 00:41:07 the Apollo footage, the same three niggas, me and the twins, we went to Raleigh, because at the time, that's when you knew who was who in different cities and shit. Yeah. So you know who the crews were,
Starting point is 00:41:19 or you knew who had dope nans, So we was out in Raleigh, hanging out with some chicks, and they was like, yo, let's go to the club. We was like, yeah, we need to go to the club. We want to see who y'all dancers are. So anyway, we're in the club, and the club looked a lot like this, but times a hundred. There's niggas is, you know, a little more gold and shit,
Starting point is 00:41:41 change and shit, it was a lot of that. And so we're in the club all night. We're with these chicks, but we would break off, and we start cyphering. We dancing. We're doing all that shit. You're mad at you in the club. There's three niggas on three different sides of the club.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Doing flips. Doing flips. It's a lot of competition. With M.C. Hammer shoes with silver tips on. No, we ain't had this. We couldn't, we couldn't dancing now. They're too slippery. I couldn't do that shit.
Starting point is 00:42:09 So you killing them. You were doing back clips in some motion. You know, when you start dancing, everybody form a big ass circle. So we, we in nay town, we in a club, we ain't never been here before. So we was already taking a risk doing that shit. And so literally, the song, the same song we danced to on Apollo is called Hot Music by Soho.
Starting point is 00:42:28 The DJ put this shit on. This is like two hours into the club night. DJ put this shit on. We literally see the whole club follow these other three niggots in a wave. They came right over to us. So they've been plotting that shit all night. So the nigga dancing and shit, he, you know, one nigga do a quick flip and land in a split. and the twins are self-taught gymnasts.
Starting point is 00:42:52 They nigger gymnasts. They used to flip it off their mama house. Self-taught. So these niggas looked at each other and laughed. And one of the twins start flipping in one place. Like he just kept rotating handspring. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. 11 times.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Bop, wow, wow. In front of this nigger. We started beating these niggas so bad, they were sitting Indian-style in the circle, watching us, with a bunch of thug niggas behind them. The thub niggas was mad that they niggas was sitting down.
Starting point is 00:43:23 They was like, man, get out there and get these niggas. So one of them, the twin is out there dancing. One of them starts to swing on the twin. The twin on some Mayweather shit,
Starting point is 00:43:37 he didn't even see the nigga. He's bobbing him and dancing. You mean to tell me this nigga out danced a nigger punching at him? You may be trying to hit the nigga out of anger and this nigga and this nigga,
Starting point is 00:43:47 and this nigga, He didn't even know he's fighting. Man, what the fuck is going? He missed him every swing. Talent. So I see the shit, and I'm like, oh, fuck, it's about to go down. We're feeling to die. So out of nowhere, I Bruce Leroy kicked this nigga in the back.
Starting point is 00:44:07 The twin? No, I kicked the nigga that's trying to punch him. Because to me, I'm like, oh, we're in a fight now. Because he's swinging. Somebody going to swing on me next. Well, I kicked this nigga to back, and he went like this. And I see all the niggas in the back taking these shit on. And then security came and, you know, we lived, but it almost, it could have got dicey.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Nick, out of all the stories I ever heard about some niggas dancing, I ain't never heard death being involved. Did this one never stop pop-blocking or did he pop-lock? That nigga was still back-flipping why this whole shit was going on. Did he like, moonwalk out there, John? Nah, nah, we had to get security. And I backed up against the wall because I was like, if it's gonna come at me, I don't want nobody to.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Yeah, yeah, I was like, that's the coldest part about the internet. Somebody in the comments is gonna be like, I was at the club that night. Yeah, so here to go. I was gonna have a club name and everything. That was club ecstasy. That best used to be raw.
Starting point is 00:45:12 And the niggie came in that dancing real good, got their ass whoop. No, it really went down like that. It sounds far-fetched, but we lived through that shit. And that day was known for killing niggas up there. I believe it. Live the pop like another day. This is a good one.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Live the pop like another day. North Carolina, niggins are favorite. What part of North Carolina that was? Raleigh. Raleigh. They're rowing Carolina. They're rowing. They're rowing.
Starting point is 00:45:45 They're real niggas. They're real niggas. They're real niggas. They always be real. I fucks with North Carolina in the real. There's some good-ass food up there. It's that barbecue shit that I like. They got good barbecue at the airport in there.
Starting point is 00:46:00 That's the best shit in there, bitch. They do. That's Charlotte Airport? Man, that's a barbecue spot for your head. The barbecue spot at that Charlotte Airport need to move to Atlanta. That airport is right for sure. I fucks with that shit. You get that barbecue and you go sit in one of the rocket chairs.
Starting point is 00:46:14 rocking chairs. You got them right. Eat like you on the front porch. Big white rocking chairs in the window. You think so? You're just trying to find any reason not to like it, Landa, and that's some bullshit.
Starting point is 00:46:28 I order macaroni and cheese or cauliflower and cheese. You can't eat everybody macaroni. You know that? You think you're just going, just because this is a black city, you could just pull up eating people macaroni. Can't you everybody right? No, it don't work like that,
Starting point is 00:46:40 Mono. Just like you probably can't eat everybody cheese steak. Exactly. That's a good point. What's your favorite cheese steak place in Philly? The poppy store, like hood stores. Puerto Ricans, a little bit.
Starting point is 00:46:51 So it ain't none of the chains. See? Hell no. That's all right. Ishtribibles and all the tourist spots. Right. You got a South Philly cheese and you got a North Philly cheese. South Philly is Whiz, that orange cheese.
Starting point is 00:47:03 North Philly is white cheese. Yeah. Mayanase. So what's better for you? The white or the yellow cheese? North Philly, for sure. I'm from North Philly. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Philadelphia is a rough city. It's a great city. It's rough. They don't be bullshit, but they show a lot of love. Yeah. Philadelphia is a warrior. They fuck with you. They fuck with you.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Hell yeah. I felt so out of place one time I went to Philly. I was in the barbershop and I was sitting there. The niggas was cutting my shit. And then everybody in the barbershop started praying. I was just sitting there. There's a lot of Muslims in Philly. I'm talking about the entire barbershop.
Starting point is 00:47:41 The nigga, everybody. Muslims. All of them. I was like, y'all niggas ain't even going to ask me if I want to, all right. Fuck me then. They got that beer, they might have thought you was going to get down there with them.
Starting point is 00:47:54 They did, and I felt like they kind of was disappointed that I didn't, me. Sure. The whole mood changed after that. Yeah, look at this nigga. Man, you down here working? In Atlanta, yeah, yeah. Comedy theater all weekend.
Starting point is 00:48:09 How's that, how's that, how's Atlanta like respond after seeing the nigga they've been watching for so long because you know this city a lot of the niggas come here and they can just do the first part and then they leave like bro you're like that's
Starting point is 00:48:22 the fans you want to be in front of the rough crowd right I think we didn't got a bad rep though no it's always love yeah it's always love I don't play Atlanta that often you should every time no I'm about to be doing more but this is one of them markets where it's like if they
Starting point is 00:48:38 fuck with you they let you rock No, 100%. Anytime I'm here, I get love wherever I go. And I've been coming to Atlanta since since I left North Carolina. Who's your favorite? Oh, 20 years.
Starting point is 00:48:51 What's your favorite city? I love L.A. That's why I live there. I love L.A. I love to visit New York. I can't live in New York. It's too fast-paced for me. I'd be tired after like 6 hours in New York.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Because you didn't do 40 things once you touch down. I don't really do too much shit. That's one thing. about it. When I go to New York, I just, I give up in the middle. I was like, fuck, man. Who got to walk again? But I'm not going down all those fucking steps. We need to do everything we want. It's a lot. It's a lot for me. It's a lot to do.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Of course, I'm from the South. I'm used to motherfuckers being that way. It's too much motherfuckers for me. Atlanta's really fast. It looks like Philadelphia. It's a lot. Yeah, the thing about Atlanta is everybody's moving. Ain't nobody really staying in one place too long. In New York, that's a lot of niggins lingering. A lot of lingering-ass niggins. A lot of niggins walking in. They're super aggressive. That nigger, like, trying to fight me
Starting point is 00:49:50 because I wouldn't hit the weed. If you hit the weed, turn it down, he was really offended by that. You don't want to hit my weed, ma'am? They do get offended by that. New York niggas get offended if you don't even buy their weed. They'll just give it to you. For sure.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Yo, I know you ain't want to fuck with me, but I'm just saying, just take this on me. No, nigger, relax. Your bag dirty. Never buy weed from a nigger if the bag dirty Like if the bag looks like it's been Handled too much Your cellophane cloudy, dude
Starting point is 00:50:20 Yeah, I don't fuck with that That mean he'd been trying to sell it for a long time And anybody bought it Y'all didn't get spoiled Y'all out there with the medical weed and shit That's shit then with the college What? Some of it ain't No, the good zai is from a felling
Starting point is 00:50:38 I think you just like hood niggins anyway, Mona. So when you like hood niggas, they weed hit better. Any excuse to go down there, you know what I mean? Yeah. You just like dangerous shit. It's a hood-ass, nigga. You ain't some other shit, I think, I'm just a hood-ass-a-ed-l-A-ggot just good weed. Just give me just the house.
Starting point is 00:50:57 It's hard to find. Just give me the houseblood. That shit hit to me. I like the dispensary weed, though, because, like, a lot of niggas don't leave when you buy weed from. What you're about to do? Oh, this ain't that, bro. Keep it moving, man. Anytime you call the weed man, L.A.
Starting point is 00:51:15 They want to hang out and shit. Y'all got some little cuties over here, huh? Bro, we got enough for us. Ain't nothing extra left over here. Jay Wend, plenty of some pepip. Man, you want him, Caprican, or water or something? I'm good, man. I'm sipping my little water.
Starting point is 00:51:35 What you want? Capricon. I know. You wanted one, you just didn't want to say the shit. I always be trying to act like they don't want to Capriza. Hey, why don't sell Capri Sun by the gallon? Who? You're not listening.
Starting point is 00:51:48 What you say? Water. Oh. I thought you had a big-ass water. I just like free shit. Oh. They put, get my bag, y'all. She try to clean that.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Bro, we're about to switch the Kool-Aid because we've been drinking Capri-sun too long and they ain't fucking with us. Hell. We're about to switch. They can't see. I saw a bitch on YouTube cut that open that was dutoo in it. Doodoo in it. What? Don't believe that.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Google it. What was? It was brown shit inside of Capri's son. Ain't shit in these. You can't see. This you can at the bottom. These is doo-doo free. Why I think they made the bottom clear?
Starting point is 00:52:22 Because of the doo-doo isn't. Ain't no rats or nothing in this bitch. Say that joke. No roaches. They want to fucking head. My favorite city in Baltimore. I fucking Baltimore. Baltimore.
Starting point is 00:52:37 31st. That's my first time of Baltimore. You're doing stand-up? What you doing? Yeah, I'm doing stand-up. For real? Aw, shit. I'm a comedian.
Starting point is 00:52:45 I'm gonna be in your town under 25th. Really? Where? July 25 at the Met? At the Met. That's North Philly. Atlanta got the best comedy crowds. You think so?
Starting point is 00:52:56 But I think we've got watered down. Like the old uptown days when they used to boo, that was the best crowd. That wasn't the best crowd. You don't think so? That was stressful. Because I think if you made it, because if you made it, you was funny. No.
Starting point is 00:53:12 They didn't mean you was funny. They might have just been too tired to boo you because they didn't booed everybody. I seen a lot of niggas didn't get booed, but a lot of the niggas didn't do good either. I came up in them day. Wait, so the crowd was just too tired for going in? No, they were saving the boo. The Atlanta crowd were like, who next? No, I'm going to boo him.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We got the nigga, we can really booed. He ain't the worst. He ain't the worst. He ain't the worst. He ain't the best. But it's trust me, save your booed me. You gonna need your energy for this next nigga.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Yeah, Uptown 5-59. I got booed my second show. Your second show? Second show that we do. Kind of be. I haven't had a bad night yet. Soul crusher. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:50 That's scary for me. I feel like I should have already. What? You having what? Like had a really bad night. Like when nobody laughs, or they're not like, you know what I mean? Like I've had times like to make them laugh,
Starting point is 00:54:00 like work at it. But I haven't had a flop yet. You gotta make these people. You gotta make these people laugh. You got to. Them flops be coming, though, don't know. Yeah, Gaelic, I think it's part of the game. How long you've been doing it?
Starting point is 00:54:13 Three, four, you, three years. Oh, yeah. The flop. Quick PSA for comedians. If you get booed, leave. Leave. Well, like, walk off the stage. Like, go home.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Like, if you're doing bad and you leave, I promise won't nobody be mad at you. I swear. Like, drop the mics. Because they want you to leave. No, no, no, drop the mic. Like, committees will do bad, and then they'll come, sit, Like, stand next to you, and it's like bad energy.
Starting point is 00:54:37 It's like, get away, bro. If you bomb, and stay away from people. Stop. Like, get away. You can feel a trap in them. Don't go, don't bomb and go away back over there with the comedians who ain't went on yet. No, no, finish a set. No, no, finish a set.
Starting point is 00:54:50 No, no. Get the fuck on. Because they don't want you on the same. Do you curse them out first? No, they don't like you. You cocked bitch. Tell you that. I have it planned out already.
Starting point is 00:55:02 If you're feeling it, if you're feeling it, if you feeling it. I always bring a cousin. You could do a Bill Bird. Just in case he got to back me out that bitch. Bill Bird did that one time. He was getting booed and he just started cussing everybody out and they started laughing. That's my plea. But everybody can't do that.
Starting point is 00:55:13 I can fight a little bit. And he white. He white. But you know the thing, I like to see comedians bomb. You're an evil nigger. Because I know how hard this shit is. It's hard as fuck and everybody thinks they can do it. When I see a nigga dying, I go get front row.
Starting point is 00:55:32 I like to just watch them die. Watch them die. Every nigga or the niggins that think that's like when the niggas dying like I can stop me I got to see this nigga die and then when they get off a stage and they start talking to you. It's like a ghost that's talking to you. Damn it's cold bloody. That's the evil side. Every comedian nobody, they like to see a nigga because it's hard, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:52 This shit is hard. When I see a comedian bomb and that shit crush my spirit, I'd be like, Trey yelling in the alley. Yeah, that's how I feel. I don't want to see that for nobody. I get secondhand embarrassing. Yeah, I start sweating for them. Yeah, exactly. Especially if there's one of the dog, one of the-
Starting point is 00:56:09 Now, when it's my, when it's a comedian I know, I'm like, damn. That makes it worse. No, no, don't back track. You like watching your homies, now. I don't like watching my homies, like, watch your homies, I like watching comedians that think they're nice and then they go die. Oh, okay. Because we get a lot of that on the road, like,
Starting point is 00:56:24 and I'm, I'm known for the giving niggas the mic. Like, they'd be like, yo, I'm a comedian, I'm like, oh word. High five. Damn. Get that. Quick five. Could they be talking? Could they be talking?
Starting point is 00:56:36 You can die in every time, right? You can die in three minutes. You can die really in two minutes. You don't think almost every time take the mic, right? Yeah. And I think we've only had like maybe one or two that was nice. Everyone else. Yeah, you got to let them get them guests back.
Starting point is 00:56:53 You don't want them niggas to blow up and be like, yeah, call those bitch ass. Nick ain't gonna let me on. Now I'm running shit. Her ass nigger try to stop my career. to stop my career, man. You know that's going on the ground for sure. Nah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Oh, I used to host comedy shows nigger can come up and bomb and don't have one complete joke and get off stage and bomb it was like, yeah, that nigga Carlos ain't bringing me up right, man. He ain't tell him who I was. He ain't say nothing, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Yeah. Then the nigga had did two minutes right before I came up, you feel? So he had, I'm on a whole other vibe. You feel, man, then mixed that shit with what he said, Then he ain't bring me up right. And the DJ ain't played my song.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Then the mic was fucking up a little bit. So, man. All them bomb excuses. All the bomb excuses. This is the funniest shit to hear when the nigga bombing though. Them niggas handed me a right-handed mic, man. Man, when the nigger bombed... Hey, when the nigger bombed, this is what the nigger always say.
Starting point is 00:57:54 It don't matter who it is. The niggie be bombing. A nigga always said, yeah, man. I just came up here to show my nigg call her some love, man. Man, nigga, no you fuck you, dude. I just came. I just came up with me to show y'all some love, man. What are you going to think about the social media comics?
Starting point is 00:58:12 Like, people that came up. This the thing about it, leave them alone. Yeah, leave them alone. That's, you can't, it's like, somebody is telling all the social media comedians that they have to go do stand-up comedy. If you're not a stand-up comedian, don't let nobody talk you into that shit. But they're going for the bag.
Starting point is 00:58:29 I don't blame them though I don't blame me either because some of them are making a lot of money They're stupid then These people got in fucking demand If people want to book you and you do Sketches on social media The bitches need to know that you come in and do
Starting point is 00:58:41 sketches then Shoot sketches in front of these motherfuckers And put everybody who was going to boo you In the goddamn sketch Don't let these people book you for an hour Of comedy if you ain't never did a minute of comedy I show up at these motherfucking schools With a production team
Starting point is 00:58:56 Yeah we shoot sketches this whole time I'm gonna need these people over here to put these black t-shirt in calls. And y'all, okay, this was your own. Niggas, dude, what the fuck you've been doing? Facts. Why would you goddamn let somebody talk you out to hustle that you've been on?
Starting point is 00:59:09 Facts, man, I'll go to the, I'll book these motherfucking colleges and be like, look, I don't do no stand-up comedy. But I will come and be on campus for two hours and I'll shoot some schedules with some students and I'm out there, bitch. Because this is going to get more promotion that way if the shit go my way, then if somebody say, man, that nigga came to school and bom! Like, no, that nigga came to the school
Starting point is 00:59:29 and turned this bitch up and we went viral, names. Why wouldn't you? Facts. Fuck bad shit, br, man. I'm a stand-up comedian.
Starting point is 00:59:36 I'm not about to let these people say, okay, Lose, we need you for the homecoming fashion show. Don't curse. I mean, fuck all that. I ain't fuck that. Don't book me if I, you're watching the shit that I say.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Why would you bring me somewhere that you don't want me to say this shit? I like the cut. Stop hiring comedians and trying to tell them what to say. Hey, could you watch the bitch? What could not be something in the bitch is in here? I mean, we're fine with the language. Just don't call them hos.
Starting point is 01:00:07 They fucking ain't they? There's kids in the show. They're holding babies. Fuck out of it. I feel like I'm a lover of comedy. I feel like the comedians I watch coming up told jokes in little clubs for 15, 10 years, whatever. People like me, I went viral from the beginning.
Starting point is 01:00:27 So it's like, if I say, yo, me, me, in Baltimore. They're going to meet me in Baltimore. Yeah, but you've got to do something when they get that. Here's a thing. You get booked for 45 minutes. You got to do a leak. That's the contract. Comedy clubs is 45 minutes.
Starting point is 01:00:41 That's the minimum. Or at least tell these motherfuckers. Hey, keep it real. I don't do no stand-up comedy. I need it. Forty-five minutes of comedy. I'm fucking you suck. Take a picture with everybody in that day.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Getting booked. Give them a reason to love you. Get booked to issues. What's that, though? There's two different issues. I'm throwing it's for me, like the street. So I'm getting the venue, I'm getting the security. It's my shit.
Starting point is 01:01:03 I'm booked myself. Right. Because niggas ain't calling me. Right. I did the punchline in Philadelphia. I fucked the punchline up. Right. Them niggas wasn't going to call me.
Starting point is 01:01:10 You don't need them to call you. Comedy is male-dominated. They're not going to call you. And then on top of it being, I'm out male-dominated. I'm a viral comedian. So the comedians that's local in me, they're not inviting or one. And I try. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:01:22 They're not supposed to. You know how many of these people who you think is supposed to call you don't have no idea you gonna wanna do comments. Fuck call you. I'm saying, I have came and really been like, yo, when feeling of yours, you're a legend here, I wanna open for you. You should have told him that.
Starting point is 01:01:35 You fucked up when you told him that. You're really from Philadelphia. Yeah, you hear it. It's sound like freeway. Like, sometimes you be talking about things you're gonna give her, like, cut the beat, yo. Ain't nobody gonna just be like, you wanna open for me, for real?
Starting point is 01:01:48 Like I can't, some guy, snatch the dishes out of your kitchen. You're hopeful? Go out there and do your best, and I'll do the rest. But here's what I say about social media comedians. Because it's two different things. I agree with y'all. Like, if you're not a stand-up comedian
Starting point is 01:02:01 and you get booked to do an hour in the headline, you should be smart enough to not do that. You should do what you're strong as that. You should take $1,000 of that deposit money that they sent you and hire a nigga to write you some material. No, but like, some of them do, though. Some of them do.
Starting point is 01:02:17 But here's the thing. But still, you're not going to be nice. Even with somebody writing your shit, it takes some seasoning to be on stage for a whole hour. But at least you will have enough shit to say when you get there. If you remember it, because you're going to be so goddamn nervous
Starting point is 01:02:30 because you're not conditioning for it. Right. It's like having a boxer come in, a professional boxer show you all the punches, but you get in that goddamn ring for the first 30 seconds, you're going to be gassed. Oh, I don't advocate for none of these nudes
Starting point is 01:02:42 to get them to manipulate the coming the game. What I'm going to say is this. Look, there's also the question that I always get, like, do you think the social media comedians are funny? And my thing is, yeah, There's some who are funny and there's some who are not
Starting point is 01:02:58 The same way coming up in the Deft Comedy Jam era Whatever era you're in whoever you know We're supposed to be the realist in the traditional era There was garbage niggas then too And there was a great niggas then too So every era whatever platform you use There's going to be the good and the bad You know if hip hop niggas if if hip hop niggas would have stopped
Starting point is 01:03:20 When the 70s band niggas like nah y'all just gonna be a fad Y'all cheating and y'all using our music and y'all just spitting words over it and that's not real music if they were to listen to that shit and got discouraged and stopped doing it we wouldn't be sitting here we wouldn't be sitting in this room
Starting point is 01:03:35 because hip hop even though they didn't like it at the time now they're getting with it now they're you know real musicians laugh at them too they're real musicians like man I'm gonna stand up comedian and sometimes I'd be I'd be wanting to do some shit too because them niggas look like they're having a lot of fun
Starting point is 01:03:52 in them sketches they be sucking real titties and shit they be having the only And some of them are repetitive and boring. They'd be slapping girls on the booze or some bad ones, yeah. But I don't like no play. They'd be getting to touch real boys and them sketches, right? I actually like to do stand-up. Fuck them sketches.
Starting point is 01:04:08 That was the way for them. But the stand-up comedian would be like, fuck them sketches. They didn't even got no punch last. See, I do sketch. I do sketch, too. They just got a nice, pretty visual. I do it all. That's the thing, Los, I'd be like, fuck them sketches.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Fuck them. But you gotta, but it's like, it's almost like the new, it's the new one. But see, they do skits. They do skits, yeah. Like, we play basketball. They're baby sketches. I'm going to live in color schools, so we do sketches.
Starting point is 01:04:30 There you go. Minutes long. Yeah, that's why me and Spice will do a whole out. Wait, wait, wait, so what's the real difference between a skit and a skit? A skit is a baby. You do this baby, exactly. It's like the, okay. And it's typically not as funny.
Starting point is 01:04:43 Yeah, exactly. It's not as well thought out. For me to do a sketch, I needed to be creative. I need to be the, people call me sketches. I have to be the baby mom. We're going to knock shit off on the shelf on Walmart, and we're going to get put out. Like, that's,
Starting point is 01:04:55 really what people bring in. It's like for me, I needed to fit me. I would have you be a lawyer or a doctor or somebody respectable in the community. With them same nails. Yep, because it would be so unbelievably, believable. You like them? I'm scared of them, but I like them.
Starting point is 01:05:12 I feel like you could be in a movie. It's like the bus drive with a big booty. Like, they'll put you in a movie with some white people. You're just going to have to be an aggressive, black woman giving them life advice. Like, look, look, bitch. They like that. Go get your man.
Starting point is 01:05:27 Exactly. You take over. You're being four movies doing this shit. But that'll be, hey. It'll be hard. White people love aggressive black women in their face trying to give them life advice. And somebody got to get punched in the face.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Why do people love anything we do? We set the tone for everything, the culture, and we make things. I'm about to find a way to manipulate racism to my advantage. That's why when y'all talk about people, the Big Wigs saying, no, how can the Big League say no? We create the culture. We control the culture.
Starting point is 01:05:56 I think things are changing in that way, is that? They mind-trick you. We gotta start tricking white people into doing shit that we don't even like just to see if they're going to really do it. They're in control of the finance. True. But we gotta start doing some wilder shit is all I'm saying. Like what? Like, it's been our whole plot.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Like next winter, I feel like niggas is just dressed like cowboys. The whole winter. I'm talking about all the way down. Unannounced, surprises. And it just, then when white people started doing it, like we do, just stop doing this. that shit all of a sudden. They're like, boy, y'all, lame to him wearing that goof-ass shit.
Starting point is 01:06:29 I like that. I like that. I like that. Some motherfucking chicken hats or something. Something outrageous so we can clearly see you that they're stealing this shit from us. Nick, we start wearing chicken hats
Starting point is 01:06:41 and next day you look up, Louis Vuitton chicken hats is $2,500. It's just, I don't know, but look at the bodies. Look at bodies. Look at white women's bodies now. Their lips, their hips, they're late. Like, we already know. But even our skinny women
Starting point is 01:06:54 And finally than they skinny women. We can take, fuck all the plastic surgery women. We'll take 100 skinny black women and put them up against 100 skinny white women. No surgery, no makeup. We still going to win. For sure. A thousand percent. Hey, what's up, you man?
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