The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Aida Rodriguez in the Trap!

Episode Date: June 24, 2022

Aida Rodriguez in the Trap wit Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly, Clayton English, and Chico Bean!! *Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website: www.85southshow.com || Custom Merch: www.85apparelco.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let me do on your coffee. You got a few salad market, whatever. It's about wheels on that bar. Hey, yeah. Hey, man, play too short cocktails, man. I have some Florida State. This is still one of my back to be out. Do you have some cocktails out?

No, my question, I think it's a little bit older than it. Look at my shirt. They don't know I wasn't there with him. I know I wasn't there with him. Kick it on. Chico, this shit right here? This shit right here? I don't know.

I used to do like seven minutes. I used to little lot of cocktails all the pretty tip. Big, look at me. What's it mean for me? I'm a mumble of up a tail. Oh, this. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Hey, B. A, B. All you are. up, bro, trying to call that meat. I just remember when it gets me in the home. We went out here the cocktail where you hear your name.

My niggins face, me caught me on the phone. I probably put it down with my whole bower pink. You're calling me. I know what fact. I hit some from my downtown, Cadillac. Straight big sucker work with me in my home. We're in a trap.

We ain't know. When I'm driving like I'm in a studio. Yo. Let me go up. Let me go up in front. Tina. You know what I'm going and I told me.

Turn this off. Turn this on. I did it. Do what you want. Cut the true groove, Matt walked in front. I'm fucking with my fingers. She tried to come.

I'm so tight. I'm getting me. Turn this off. Turn this off. Ida is in here play some church music. I'm from Miami. Play some Uncle Luke, man. Uncle Luke, man.

We don't know. The church music. Play music. No, close to Richard Dallas. I'm gonna go home. Oh, shit. Who Puerto Rican? Play some fat Joe.

Play some fat Joe. No. Hell yeah. Play some J-Lo. Hey, um, fake, but I'm leaving. Oh, my God. Did Joey do this show? Joey, who?

Fat Joe. He didn't do it. No? He wanted to do what he said, but you know how that shit go. We're rappers and shit. You know how they're how that shit goes. He wants you to call him a hundred times. I did his, um, I did his Instagram show.

I know. A dope Rochelle. I didn't realize he was getting, he was making money, money off that shit. Hey, yeah. Pay you. Let me get one out of there, though, please. Okay, bet. I'll be calling him, bro.

Yeah, don't be running out of breath for no reason. He'd be going in here. Yo! Like, his act got... The way he'd be done here, my nigga, when people be talking. He got the best act outs. He'd be so in thrall when people be talking.

He don't let nobody talk, though. But that's the point. Whenever you are, he's like... Mm-hmm. He's a great storyteller. He is. I just hope one day I do some shit around Fat Joe and he tell the story.

He will. This nigga Carlos shows up, right? This nigga has... Yo. Where do you? my mother, this nigga had 189 niggas with it. All dressed the same.

All dressed the same. Never see anything. Yo, I've never seen niggas. I never see diggers dressed so much a lot. These things had the same watch. I want to say

these niggas even had some of the same chicks. I don't know. That's neither here nor there. But yo, my man walks in in this spot, right? Orders 300 steaks. I made the mistake of telling them that everything was on me this night. I'm going good.

I got lean back. I got the song cracking with Weezy and also I'm good. I'm good. I had like four niggas with me. with Fat Joe's stories, man. I got to do something. He talked about us a little bit when we hosted the BT Award.

I know, right? You know what I'm saying? Fat Joe yesterday's price is not today's price. They need to put that on the gas stations. That is hilarious. For real, they need to put that shit on the gas stations, d'aguer.

I just had a brilliant idea. It's $5.89 in L.A. I want a store that only sell shit that they're about to stop selling. Oh, yeah. That's brilliant. I thought you rolled it with that in it. I'm like, nigger, what's just...

You got a weed secret. Put a club house. How much is the gas here? Shit, it depends on when you go. It's $5.89 and $9.00. I just was out there. We're about four for $93. Yeah, I just was out there.

Gags caused more than a happy meal. I'm right in there. Easily. About to be six. Yeah, I like when the gas prices go up. Because motherfuckers start staying home. They're about to start talking back on the phone. When the last time you've been in a real-life trap house?

When I was in Miami the last time. You know, I come from nothing but people who have alternative businesses. I was watching fighting words. I love the story about your story. I love the story about your stepdad getting beat up. That is great. That was on Netflix. That's not all fighting words.

Oh, see. What's the, okay. See, I didn't watch them all. That's they ready. They ready? He got his ass beat in the rain. In the rain? It was raining.

And I didn't want to, because that's my brother's father, so I let him live. But my mother is the one who came and got him He got him and rescued him from the fight. Oh. He beat up in the rain, man. That shit slipper at you. Got his ass beat him.

That's the only defense you could have to say it after that. You get your ass whoopped in front of your kids in the rain. You got to live in that by... If it wouldn't have been raining, I woulda whoop that nigger's ass. And you know that. Man. Cap.

The rain fucked me up, man. You can't see shit. What do? It's raining hard the motherfucker. Every time you tell the story, you got to increase the rain. By 20%. God damn flood. Where fuck the DC go?

Fighting it waist deep. You can probably shitting that piece out. Don't put him on blast like that. Well, maybe he is. What has been going on out of that? What else been going on out of LA this has high-ass gas? I haven't been there, but... You've been on the road and shit, man.

You're blowing up. Just like I told you you would. Yeah, there's more activity elsewhere, right? I told you first. I told you in that van. I told you in that limo. What you told? We had a long talk.

I had to save me from going crazy on those folks in a lot of the time. We had a different plan. Last time you're standing? For real. We had a different plan. Yep. What'd you mean?

We were, we just weren't there for that. They don't understand that shit, though. You know how many people are like, man, you just the morning. I was like, you don't kind of get how it goes. Right. He was really on survival day yet. Yeah, we were.

Y'all had challenges. Oh, it was trash. You know, I had challenges. They don't even know how much shit. I hated and then we didn't even have it. They had this bullshit where you had to pick who you. You had to vote. Yeah.

And we never, he never turned on me, but them, them three crackers on that show. they... Carlos Miller. Oh, it was... I remember that. Hell no. I remember that.

I was through playing this shit. It was like, okay, Carlos. It's gonna be you and this guy. I was like, bro, it don't matter what the fuck I do out here. These niggins are already... He got a whole commercial. He got a whole commercial. Who you...

All right. And he kept telling us, too, remember? Lost to the nigger from the guy called. Gakow ad. Nigger, there's no question about that type of shit. How are you gonna beat the niggins with a commercial? Right. He already got a network deal.

Ain't beat these motherfuckers? Yeah, that's why I was right. Let me go ahead and get the fuck out of here. Because this shit pretty get treacherous. I don't know what the fuck the last challenge gonna be. All right, you want it bad enough? Stab one of your castmate. There are four you left.

There are three knives on the table. That's what we were. How bad do you want it? You hear the bell. That is how bad. Show what you know. We're going to pick numbers for knives. Each knife has a number on the back of it.

You're the most successful person in the past season. Say it loud. Hold on the mic pick that shit up. You are. He's the most successful person from our season. Don't nobody know who Rodman is anymore. Like, he didn't get anything from there. Yes, he didn't be good, ain't it?

I thought he didn't. He still on the road. He's still doing it. Rodman. That's what he wanted. Yeah. Rod man, okay. Yeah, yeah.

He good. I'm not saying that he's bad. I'm just saying that out of that season, regardless of who was one, two, three, four, five, you were more successful than all of them. knows who Jimmy Schubert is. Nobody knows who these people. I wonder what the fuck Jimmy Schubert is.

He's in the Green's bro. Oh, man. Shout out to all them comics who auditioned for last comedy. And wait, let me finish. You don't know what I'm about to say. And went up there and said all this shit. Now you're down the band. You should have seen that shit.

Like the first round, we had a hundred motherfuckers. Oh, my goodness. Man, I'm saying the most outlandish shit. can think of. Give me an example. Just shock humor. Okay. I can't even repeat this shit.

Shit to get your cancer. Shit that would definitely get you. And this was their whole shit. Was to make the crowd go, oh my God. That's crazy. The guy that got into it with Roseanne, he told Russell he was a hack.

Remember that? Yep. What? Russell, people. I think I remember. Did they show this? They showed it. Oh, a few of those comedians.

You don't remember that. Few of them cussed the judges out. Yeah. Few of them just walked off and was like, you don't know shit about them fucking comedy. Oh, really, Roseanne?

They were going to fucking oh, they were right. What the fuck of you know about stand-up? Exactly. I don't get 300.

Look, I'm bucked, man. I'm in Omaha next week. I don't fucking need to be here. Yeah. Wow. Comedy game, treacherous, dog.

Tell me. Yeah. that was some very entertaining shit though man I just hate that a lot of that shit didn't even come out little challenges and shit they was waking us up to do all day oh man this challenge is that's comic standing but you're gonna have to sit down the entire time and then we woke up one morning and went to Universal Studios

and rode to fucking rides as a challenge yeah The Scooby-Duban, what was it, the mystery machine? But it was, like, dumb early, like, where it wasn't fun, right? Yeah, it was like... I thought Wilden just wasn't fun anymore. Yeah, shit like that. The whole thing wasn't fun anymore. Nigga, you ever woke up with J.B. Smooth in your room telling jokes?

He said, what? You ever woke up with J.B. Smooth, busting in your room telling jokes? Oh, hell no. And he would bust in the door. Like, he was just busting the door. Yeah. He was the host, yo. Because y'all had Anthony...

You had Anthony... doing like, J.B. Smooth, man. They got a key. That's one motherfucker, boy. That's a wake-up call. That's crazy. That nigga, J.B. Smooth, got a key to your hotel room. Then you in that sleep.

He goes to that trip. That was his thing. Like, every single time we had, especially when they were eliminating people, he was just bust in the door just to make us more anxious. That's his whole thing. He was slide in the room. It was...

Say some shit and walk off. It would be some incomplete shit, Oh, tonight comments. Yes. You might fry some fish. She didn't go eat no chicken. Yeah. And that bull.

All right. I had to tell the truth, and all of that shit. What's funnier than watching J.V. Smooth read off the prompt. Oh. Yes, sir. They would be in there forever. There was a pause.

We'll do a sentence and pause. Chicken did it. Ha. Why are you doing it, really? Shicket dinner. Spaghetti meatballs. To tell you, suit, these are all things

that communities are these on the road. But tonight, we're going to make rope. Root. They're going to talk. Chicken tomatoes. You get salad Baby potato

Man We used to be in that bitch crying laughing That's something of the most full and I ever had, though man Ticket Potato Rice and salad

J.B. Smooley's Smooley's funny as head on the shit You might fry for fish You might fry some fish But you're eating them chicken tonight. Mmm. Me is, the last one's left.

But tonight, one of your ass is going home. I don't give a damn! You're not like to chew on your tongue when you talk! That's how you talk? You sound just. Oh, give a damn, you're going home tonight. Somebody's black ass home. A white ass or somebody's ass going home.

That's true. Don't know about the color of the ass. Don't about the color of the ass. One of the other ass. asses won't be here tomorrow. My black ass to be here, but one of you asses, one of those asses is going to be sent

home. That is for him. Tonight. Oh, shit. Hey, how are you? Bro, that shit used to be crazy, because they used to, when people got eliminated, they used to make you go shoot your scene. Like, you had to go to your room, pack all your shit, and then

fake like you leaving, and then go back upstairs. You remember that shit? They were doing y'all like the fucking, uh-uh, uh-huh. When you get eliminated, you have to go pack all your shit. They make you think you really leave it. And you go to a psychiatrist. Did you do that to your own? Yeah, they make you go to therapy.

Yeah, I understand. Yeah. When you do you get eliminated, you go in a room and a psychiatrist. Everybody, you're okay? You might kill yourself because you lost? I won, but I ain't never go. But I wanted to go to see somebody. You had to go because you won.

Yes, I needed some therapy. No, but I'm saying it. I ain't know what the fuck to do. Mike, you didn't make it. I didn't want to do with you. They didn't even tell that, though. It's the end of the world with me, man. Oh, shit.

Oh, I can't go back home for me. They can't go back. They can't tell me, make it, man. They go look at me as a failure. Not like this. I'm gonna go, man. Let me do it, man. I gotta go, man.

Chicken with table. Tally, turtle food. Cracket. Hot buns. Chicken wing food club. club. But tonight, one of your asses is going home. A black ass, a white ass.

Don't matter who ass. Somebody ass won't be here as far. I'll be here. That's what he did. Oh, he won't? No, he was J.B. Spoon. He was the host. Oh, he was going to go home.

He was like, Aida Boo Boo Boo, you gotta go home. Get your ass up! Time to write some jokes. He were bust in our role. So he was like a counselor. He was the host. You're gonna be a tour guy. And they would have the cameras.

You want to make it in this business? You want to see if you really got what it takes. Yeah. Shut the fuck up, man. Oh, oh. Oh, he didn't say, look. What do you say, love? You want to see what you got?

Oh, I'm not to say that. You want to be beef, you want to see what it takes. You want to see if you have what it takes, or do you have what it? Oh. He tried to get you. Let me get a hit set. All right.

Do you think you have what it might take to God? Might it takes to God. Man, we used to be in, I used to be in that motherfucker just tears just rolling down because you got to sit there and like not laugh. Man, that shit was so hard. How many companies we started out with? 100.

Shit. We went down to 28. 100, then what, 50? Oh, that was, but on air was 28. Yeah, it go 100, 50, then 20, then I think. We did, like, 30, then it's 10. Yeah, I want from 20 for 10. Damn, right.

Yeah. Read your contracts, people. Yes. Needs me think he's going to that between you. Read your contract. A hundred niggles. Read the contract. Anytime they bring you some shit right before you about to do some shit.

Yep. You better read that shit. Send that shit to your lawyer, man. No, low key they said y'all did. Yeah, y'all made enough noise to where y'all got people paid. wonder who's that one. No, they didn't. The first thing I do is acting fool about my check.

Does anybody in the game who know that? So what happened? What do they tell you? You'll get your money three months from now. You told them for, not, not, not Mississippi. Hey, when I got through talking to them people, what they say. Everyone, could you come downstairs and get your per diem? Yeah.

They went and got them envelopes and had that lady right there make you sign your name. I'm talking about this the first couple of times there was some money in an envelope then they got, it was before they even had the checks for this shit.

My shit was way better. You had told me all the shit too and I was like, damn, like. So that was boot camp before y'all got you. But once I got it, once I was like, oh, that's the reason they got shit together. The contract was so crazy, right?

They felt like, okay, since you own this show, you can't go work none of these other shows in L.A. This is where all the comedy is. Look, fuck, who you were, like, even if you're about to go home, you still can't do this shit for about three weeks after that.

It was all kind of shit in there. No nothing. So it's like, even, all right? They want you to stay out here as long as you're on the show, right? But they're not going to pay you till you leave. You're living in the hotel. This ain't no cheap-ass hotel. These are comedians now.

They want $500 every week for the, deposit. Right. So when they get your card number, it's a $500 hold. Then a $500 a deposit. Then another $500. They didn't tell you that it's $1,000 a week. Them just for your security deposit.

You ain't paying for the room, though. And how long is the competition? As long as you stay down. Damn. Yeah, that's the part of the room. They came up. They're room paid for. This is the security.

They paying for your room. It's an incidental. You get an incidental fee. You got an $1,000. Ancidental. $2.000? Because maybe if you know, listen. It's $500 every couple, it's a

$500 hold. Right, but if you stayed at another week, it's another $500. Right. So it's like, by the time they release it, and then you know, this shit can be from 7 to 30 days. Yeah, business days too. And you got credit card. Hey, my boy.

I knew. I mean, my predium. Hey, man, it's just so much fine print in this industry that don't nobody mention, man. Like, It was abusive. It was abusive. And then they just, it's so many motherfuckers

that they're just like, okay, somebody can be next. It's like, and then it's like you. That somebody can be next shit, don't scare nobody. Hey, hey, no, and that's the thing about it. But y'all did full-flicts, they don't even do reality shows like that. It do. People will change. Right.

Some people. Put y'all in the house. Whatever they sold them on, they actually be believing that shit. Well, they didn't put us in the house. Okay, but y'all had to do challenges every day. We had to turn on each other. You had to be teens. He said it turned into Survivor.

It did it was. Man, I ain't going to say who it was, but we got a whole motherfucker who literally lost their whole house and trying to do this shit. Motherfucking ain't no home to go to. They didn't get put out. Damn. Trying to do these crazy of that shit.

It was that $1,000. That was the last $1,000. They got that shit put on their head. They had conspiracies going, like, there was three of them going on. They were trying to turn on us, talking about... Man, they were figuring out what they could do to fucking...

To make a TV show instead of making a drama. Oh, you know what I mean? On the competition show is fuck that next. Have comedies go with anything. Yeah, those are producing. The first reality come comedian TV show. They Google it. Help me.

I got you. Then I look. You look out for me. I look out for you. They were turning out. And they tried to get him to turn on me. And he was on camera. He said, I ain't turning on her.

That's my baby. That's the quote. He never turned on me. They were, they were like, we got to get rid of the black people because minorities are in and a black person is going to win. That's what they said?

Yes, it was bad. They were like trying to. Man. Do some jokes. And they were 20, they have been doing stand-up for 25 years each. I know, but that's when you get so much that you're trying to be strategic.

All you got to do in this motherfucker is be funny in front of a motherfucker audience. I knew, man, when motherfuckersers was like, I got it. I'm booked. I'm booked. Everybody was saying that shit on the show

I was on I was like it was like it was like okay we shoot a second right then everybody

supposed to do an interview right you remember everybody supposed to do an interview so say for instance

they were like all right I had they gonna do her interview y'all go y'all just ride you around or some shit

for a hour and he's like ain't no fucking way they still doing this interview then they'll bring another motherfucker they might be up there

for two hours so now you've been in this van it's dark in the motherfucker and then they're just like all right send them back to the hotel it was like what the fuck what is this and then you like how to fuck every time they go do the interview is two hours yeah you go do your shit you might ask you one question how you feel about the shit

you're having fun all right you see you tomorrow man you out early day for you huh yep then you get back to the hotel these motherfuckin come in two or two and three o'clock in the morning time my man we had to shoot the other part what other part what is y'all What are they doing? Y'all probably doing it tomorrow. Drama. They were saying squid games. So they were like, y'all going to add like it as a competition.

But this is a real comedy. No, bro, I'm telling you. It's like, some motherfuckers is really on the competition. These other motherfuckers, they didn't cut a sad deal with cheap money. They're a reality show. They do the reality show part. That's why it's, I hope you got the gyps. Oh, man.

these motherfuckers might be doing a whole nother thing set up just for them this whole day about them everything else just yep damn that's the industry for your ad but read that fine print but the way they could cut this shit up right to make it look like it's a real competition they made me they made me the bad person because the white the white dude said I was the Amarosa just because I backed him up off me I was not did I start anything I just was not about to let this right back. What are you trying to do? He was trying to boss us all around.

We had to do these sketches. He just became our boss. And he was trying to tell us what to do. He was disrespectful. But every time the camera go off. Every time they cut the camera off, this motherfucker, I'm just like, I'm sorry, man. I just, I'm not,

bro, it's just, you don't understand, man. It's like. But they went with it. They just start telling some weird, random, mad story to try to get like sympathy like when I was five Mike like my dad did they even have that my dad pushed me off the boat but when he was on camera what would what would he did he said dad push him off the boat I mean I don't know I don't know I'm probably just going to win because I'm a better comedian than all of you guys is it's like I don't even understand why you guys are

like on here yeah because it's like my type of comedy is so smart yep if people don't like it they're just dumb yeah oh yeah who the fuck is this I was like, shut your ass up, nigga. What the fuck you're talking about? You don't see. It's okay. I'm smarter than you anyway. Yeah, man.

And still lost. Still lost. I want to see what he said when he got in the living. He's got in his assholes. You guys are stupid. They were all in there like, oh, it's because of diversity and I love the comedy and the camaraderie of the comedy game.

And then as soon as that motherfucker be by itself, I can't stand these. these people. I think every last one of them are just, I think they're terrible. So this was the first reality TV show ever. No, this is, this is, yeah. They ain't aired it. They aired it? They aired it? Yes, they did. Oh, this was on TV. They didn't air all the drama, but they aired the show. That's what I'm saying. They tried to get like, they want to do some shit. They'll find whatever piss you off and try to

make a whole day about that just so they could get your reaction to it. Right. That devil. Right. Like when I, when they found out I didn't like to eat certain shit. That's all they was putting in front of you. That's all they gave me. I was just ordering food every day.

Like, I didn't eat none of these shit. They were giving it to you. Every time you said you ain't want that. We would come to that bitch. It would be stuffed mushrooms. With bell peppers and onions in that bitch. Like, cheese salad. Like, bro, who are gonna eat this shit and sit outside all day?

I used to ask them shit like that. Carlos, you should eat the day. Why? Because we're having chicken. What the fuck that mean? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, dude. You should eat the day we're having chicken. Then the fucking, I will tell you, then the next thing you know, these motherfuckers are sent somebody over there, Carlos said, come here, bro.

Yep. Is everything cool, you're gonna Chris? He said you totally chewed him out today. So it's like, is it cool if I bring Chris over here? Yeah. Because Chris, come here, bro. Yeah. Should you and Carlos have some things earlier?

Is there anything you want to say to him? Is there anything you want to say? So if we do this show, nothing's going to happen. Good? All right, good. You like that Jerry's coming here. Could you, now, hey, then they'll leave and come back 10 minutes later. Um, Carlos, listen, can you sign this just saying that you,

that you're cool with working with Chris I'm not signing that cool cool I feel you bro I feel you go upstairs get the lawyer and shit Carlos

bro we can't let you film anything else until you sign bro it's just it's them bro you know I know I know

yes bullshit yeah yeah But she was there. I could come on that bitch and not say nothing all day. Yep, he was quiet.

Hey man, Carlos, on camera, your energy is really low. Yeah. It's really really low. So, motherfuckers are coming, and I'm gonna tell you, every day it was something. Carlos, come here, get you.

Yeah. You're a hoodie? It's so dark on camera. Yeah. Could we get you to put like, can we get you to put this on? Yeah. Regular ass shit with nothing on it. These motherfuckers then went shopping for everybody before the night before.

Should I tell you, I walk in my shit. It's literally, aisles of new shit. Gucci and Prada and the, this shit got, Nick of my wreck, literally this fucking did. Oh, the Gucci and Prada was for J.B. You remember the shit? They had some room for her. Bro, they ain't hand-up, y'all.

No. Man. When we bought our own clothes, they were like, you sure you want to wear that? Every time you bought your own clothes, they were like, yeah. But tonight for the setting,

it'll work, but we may have to die at green. So we may have to die. No, sir. People don't understand. I'm sick. But do you understand, like, all these minor,

inconveniences will really make you just be like bailed up and fuck this shit you know what I gotta see it somebody got to see it those reality producers are the devil they are like I don't fuck with no what it is peace up peace up I'm telling me

no matter who was on that bitch every day somebody got their day to be the fucking victim and you know what they did to me so they took my set and cut it up to like a and a half and they would air it. And I made it to the top

10. So everybody was like, she made it to the top 10 on this bullshit, because they would not air my whole set. It was really fucking. You tried to make it look like they, you know, why they didn't show your whole set? They just, they didn't get no real. There's no reason.

You don't understand. That's the thing about it. They have their people. They have their people who is just whatever they say it's just, it's just TV magic. They're going to play their whole time. They're going

to get them motherfuckers in the dressing room. I'm so nervous. I don't know what to do. This is the whole episode. By the time they fucking do this shit, man, they was doing some wild shit on there. They was using other people laughs for other people jokes and shit.

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This is been one of my great friends since shit. What year was that? 2014. Since at least. Yeah. Very funny ladies. She got about it. All kind of comedy specials out and shit. Fighting Words. Tiffany Haddish.

She's ready? Come on. Mastery of comedy with you. Mastery of comedy. I'm on there, too. You got all kinds of projects and shit out here. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Ida Rodriguez. Ivy Rodriguez.

Welcome to the trap. You ain't here with the hood today. Yeah. That's so funny. It's so funny because you know where I come from? Yeah. Where? Miami.

What part? Liberty City. Liberty City. Oh, yeah. Okay. I grew up in the central part of Miami. My mom lives in Liberty City. I grew up between Liberty City and Overtown.

Oh, okay. I thought you were going to say something like pork and beans, but... Well, the pork and beans are Liberty City. See, that's what I'm saying, but I didn't live there, though. I lived in a regular building, but it might as well have been. There's an R&B group called Liberty City back in the day. I used to rob it with me. Who?

There's an R&B group called Liberty City back in the day. It was from down there. They got a song. called Who You Loving Now, that shit, Jay. You know what I'm talking? She's going to listen to music. No, back then. No, he was singing Anquiet earlier.

He was singing one of the hood, hood, hood, hood girls before. But hey, it's musically inclined. I will always be there for you. The song they sample or the Yayang twin sample with a bedroom boom. Bedroom boom. How did you be finding all that music? I'd just be listening. That shit crazy.

Listen. Look a bloodline twin. I called a contact high. Oh, right? I've been here for a while. Who keychain? Yeah, we were. That's your keychain.

Boy, you're old, man. No, I got too many cars. I'd never be able to figure out. Boy, that keychain right there, boy, that's, that was my first keychain. It was in life. Yeah. That number one, that's number one.

Yeah. Chew on that motherfuckin' air. I got too many calls. I got too many calls. I can never figure out which keys go to what. Chico got the biggest motherfucking truck. Who?

This thing is a truck. This thing is a trafficking with his call. He'd be acting like he don't get called. You got a ram, what you got? What you got? What you got? That one fucking big a head. I love those.

You got the, uh... The T-rayed mom-mo? Yeah, it's big like that. He got a big-in's truck. So I had a question for y'all. Okay. When I was coming here, everybody was like, be careful.

Atlanta is dangerous. It is. It is. It did. It did. Everywhere is. dangerous. Right.

They following people wrong in Atlanta. Atlanta got shit crammed, though. Motherfucking, no, they're robbing people want to hunt you up and ungrade

your hair. Shit like that. No, they're robbing people on Melrose. They said Belrose. They're like Beverly Hills that's what I'm saying. Atlanta got a lot

of inconvenient as cram. Carpricing hands. Motherfuckers to steal your coat in your shirt. Right, this stupid shit. They ain't fan. You know what they take all your lug nuts off your car.

No, no. They stole somebody's shoes off of their feet on Melrose a couple of weeks ago. Really? I believe it. Took their J's off the feet.

They've been out there. I see the nigga took the nigger from him. Literally like, come here. She went with him. Give me a number. Oh, shit. Yeah. Lennon got petticramed, man.

You know how you grow the fast food and then you might stop and get some gas on the way home and something shit. That's still your food out of the car. Oh, that makes somebody hungry. Yeah, you eat a wing and throw a bone back in there. Yeah, that's some crap. No, but it's a bullshit going on. You walk up. You walk up to your car coming out there.

You walk up to your car coming out there. gas station, pay for your gas, this a nigga, your door. Eat your way, not just got to you. You kept the wrecked before. I wasn't going to take the whole day. Oh, boy. He's, ain't sure. We took a lot of work for this.

You'll play. This ain't yours. This is it. No. No, I'm not worried. Yeah, yeah. You just got to act like you from dying here. That's the old thing.

Like, we can't even tell you who from dying here. Well, I went to Florida State, and I used to be, my baby daddy is from Griffith. Oh, from Griffith. Oh, yeah, you got a country. You. So, literally. Good country,

griffing, oh, ain't nothing but the sun and the dirt. Yep. You caught it. So what made you get into comedy, you know what I mean? I always wanted to do it. Really?

Yeah, you know, I'm not one of those on comedians. Like, people never believe I'm a comic until they see me on stage. But I've always wanted to do comedy. I love Richard Pryor. When I was little, I used to watch him, and I always said I wanted to do it. And when I got to L.A.,

Chris Spencer pushed me on stage and was like, you're coming. That's the OG, too. And then, you know, my mentor is Corey Holcomb. That's the OG right here. That's the greed. For real. That's that guy.

So he likes Carlos. He thinks Carlos is funny. That nigger Corey is one of the funniest niggas. It ain't too many people I like to watch in person. I'd be like, I want to see him do it because I don't know he's been amazing. I love when he's been a minute. And I want to get some new shit. There's been a minute because you know he's going to say some new.

Yeah, he walks people all the time. It's like, it's interesting to watch who gets mad at what Corey says. He had a fight with audience members in D.C. In D.C., I remember. Yeah, they just, they got mad at him. He was doing his, Jesus was a side baby joke, and they got upset, and they ended up in a fight. I love watching it. He's brilliant, though.

He's one of my favorite comedians. He's one of my favorite comedians. Yeah, he always been one of them ones that can. It's just like, he can tell a joke, but he can, he can tell it. Captivated. What? And he has, he'll tell you some,

he'll tell you a whole goddamn story, but that motherfucker had just some of the smartest, quickest, goddamn straight to the, the whole room for him to be laughing. This is the thing about Corey, too, though, man. It's like, people watch the jokes, and they just see, like, they get this perception of them,

but Corey one of the most humble, like, really. This nigger that would, that you are ever coming there. And you're like, don't nobody to never say that about this niggia. Yeah, he is a good person. All the way. He's a person never paid me to do a shirt. First person that would put me on a plane to do comedy.

First person never paid me. Over $100 to tell a joke was Cory Hopel, man. Took me out there to Addison Improv with him. Let me open up phone. Shut out to the O2, man. All right. But you know the funny thing about Corridor is like, he'll hear and say this good shit about him and be like,

Man, that old pussy-ass shit. You laugh at it, though. I don't be having these motherfuckers thinking I'm one of these puss-ass niggins. Yeah, he'd be like, stop. What about all that good shit? One of the most interesting things to watch about Corey is that you'll see him go up after all these comedians

who are up here. And he'll get on the stage and just stand there with his drink and bring everybody to him. No, he don't ever raise his voice. He does not ever get excitable. He's so brilliant. It's really awesome to watch him. Y'all want me to come up here and do all that goddamn.

Give it up for the ladies. Bullshit. Yeah, he's... So, my comedy is very confrontational, and he feeds that. Like, I'll tell him a joke, and he'll be like, uh-uh, you can go deeper, you can go further, you can go, let's go uglier. Because he said, they don't expect that from you. So take it there.

And I think that it's created a monster now because now I'm really confrontational on stage and now people walk out of my shows and that feels good because Paul Mooney used to tell me until the motherfucker walk out your show you're not a real comic. I mean, I've never had the pleasure

of punching somebody in the face. I mean, I don't know. That is a win for comedians everywhere. I was like, yes, you got to do the ultimate. Clay not always talking to me out of... Well, Glenn. You, but niggins don't know, you had a scuffle in the cover club one time. And put a dick on your head.

You said what? I said, every time I want to hear the motherfucker, you were like, man, come. No. It's not worth it. Don't do that shit, no. Come on. For what? What's this shit going to do, bro?

I don't know. It's going to make me feel better eventually. At some point. Some people deserve to get in time. Because these things are going to tell, tell. Yeah, they tell us. They tell us. They are on the two asses out here.

She in this super. Take that look at him, John, though, man, let's do it. When the nigga lay down after the family. Get the nigga, he'd been fine until you leave, then he lay down. What the motherfucker like Brissa Keene said? I am not hit your thrash. I'd like to call him an assault. If you're attacking me, I would be forced to do it myself.

I would be forced to crash you. What are you going to call him? I'd like to call it an assault. The nigga lay it down like he'll go on the street. He's screaming for no reason. I don't know he hit me He's going to trouble around I want to call it a song

He hit me Oh my God You're fine with you now No, he's stupid, bro He was talking shit Man fuck out man That shit, boy fuck you You can talk about

Man you get sued, man Bro, that's why I was glad That car that'd be won that lawsuit Yeah Because nothing's like Muckuckers will keep suing you And then they end up getting sued Yeah, I can connect on those court fees and lawyer fee, that shit costs.

You're trying to sue me because you got to- Wait a minute, you ain't eat that pizza hut that you said was so good. It ain't good because I ate three of them got that $1. It ain't good. It ain't good like you said it was. Is it better? I don't feel it. Yes, I did. What's the verdict?

It ain't better. It depends on what we got it for a room. No. I ate three double-nows already. And I ate two halves, which was a whole pizza. So technically, I did. You see how you did all that? You didn't like that shit.

That looked like pizza that kids don't like don't. Bitch, ass. What stop? You want to end up early. Exactly. You're going to end up early. You're talking to all that shit early. That shit ain't getting no shit.

They'll end up throwing the fuck up. Try to take that. That's the bite that's going to do it until you. Put your shit down. You're talking about he ate two hands. That need a jerk two bites. Hey, don't get that. Talk to all that shit.

Yeah, that shit nasty. Yeah, that shit nasty. I can't let it. Pisa, if you learn how to make pieces like you was making in 1994, 1994, you back home. But until the end, that shit means. Sorry. That's the shit out, like, yo, don't follow it.

That's the bite that's gonna fuck you up there. Is y'all the sponsor? You couldn't need that piece that they had in 1994. Everything after that shit been good. We got to go for it. They be closed by the time before. That shit is not good. That shit is not good.

It's delicious. I think I should take another back. That shit is not the business. You put it down. You don't want this shit on the commercial, then you gotta keep taking bites, then you gotta spit this shit out there. Yeah, you're talking about that shit,

that shit ain't hitting on nothing. I had three double little pieces already, but? Oh, it don't matter. And that shit, they're like, see some dominole of pizza? What do you want me to do? I thought I'm nine pieces already. You can eat that frozen-ass shit if you want to.

I'm full. Dundon of those pieces made a real ingredient. What is good. They don't have ingredients, nigga, they got toppings. Domino's got ingredients, no. I thought the ingredients went inside. Nope, anything could be ingredients, Nick. What?

No, the ingredients is what makes up the sauce. It's all your half. You're too half. We drink the water. We drink the water. You know, it'll come. It'll make sure you go there. No.

You're too half. Y'all don't get my guess too bad. Put these bluts out. For the next 15 minutes. I'm good. All right, I had a real hot. She's gonna start speaking Spanish now. A little bit, bro.

I want to hear, I'm, I don't know. You need a lot more than I can speak. I do. What if she did the rest of this interview in Spanish? We need this. We need that. You talk to their mother. Come my mom.

What do you say in Spanish? Shit, she would you tell too much? No, I know. I thought you go give me your name. No, no. That Puerto Rican Spanish is different. How you say D.C. didn't really like that pizza? D.C. no, Dicey no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, by me. He was delicious. Delicioso. Dicioso. That's too funny. I just have another bite of pizza. I always hear people say, you know, talk about the struggles with being a female comedian and how difficult it is in the game, you know,

there's male dominated that you went through any of that. Hell yeah, there's about three different minorities, ain't? What? You know what? Yes and yes But I think when You come from where I come from Nothing is going to keep me from going where I got to go

So I've had People you know say the only way The only way I could go on the road with them Is if I stayed in their room with them I've had comedians Fly me out to work with them And then try to fuck me and when I'm like No I have to fly myself home

But I'm better than them in comedy so I'm you know I'm good you better than as human beings too though yeah yeah but it happens all the time and I think it happens in all fields and women have to just when we when you decide

to be a comedian you got to be a comedian and I can't be a victim in comedy it's just it's not going to change overnight and it's not going to change for me so what Corey told me was write better than them be better than them and let them let them fuck with you

like that it doesn't matter you're gonna You're gonna always, now they call me and ask me if they can open from me. The same dudes. Yes, one of them. Oh, yeah. You think you got a hug. You got a slip in a car.

You know what I'm doing a little skits. That's the old dude. The old dude, let me do a little skit for you. Got five minutes, I got a little skits. I just want to put you in a skit. Hey, I got this joke for you. Oh, my God. You are, that's the life of a woman comedian

is everybody got a joke for you. Let me write for you. Let me tell you how to do this. You should say this all the time. Because men that are like that want you to perform per their perception. They want you to be who they want you to be as a woman and not as a comedian. And it happens all the time. But to me, the hottest pen will always win, you know?

Like, it's all about just writing. You know what I'm saying? Go out there and get them jokes off, man. Don't forget the motherfucker be funny. And I ghost write for some comedians that I'm in. So I know that I'm a good one. writer. So what's your thinking process of writing? Because that's where I'm

in the game and now when I'm like, I want to go back to the drawing book and I want to sit down and I want to go rewrite some shit. I want to go write, get it together all over again. What you want what story you want to tell? Like when you prepare, for me, every set is a story and you feed the story

with the jokes, but what is it that you're trying to say? Somebody like you has to come twice as hard because they don't expect you. I have the expectation of you is not because you have visibility

you have fame already you have you batch stuff you got to prove yourself more and you know that I'm not trying to shit on you so you got to come back and say this is a story I got to tell where you're from is very important because a lot of

people don't know really where you're from you just emerged and became this sensation that everybody became fascinated with but they don't know your back story so when you punch somebody in the face and they realize you ain't no punk, they know you come from somewhere real, they should know about that, right? And so for me, I think personally, I would, I would start with origin story because I think it's important for people to understand where you come from

because then they understand why you think the way you think. And like where I come from, I grew up on wig, food stamps, you know, I grew up around drug addicts. I think those people... Damn, you just made me want some king vitamin. Oh, yes. With that little box milk. The kicks and kiboules. Those people deserve their stories to be told. And when we get in this comedy game around these white people, they'll start saying, oh, that's that ghetto comedy.

That's that urban comedy. That's why you got to write some jokes for the white people too, man. You got to go into the whole. So, you know what I mean? As a writer, do you think, which one do you've been, do you enjoy more? I was, uh, I was wearing my toaster this morning and I. Going up and just seeing what you can come up with on stage. like I just enjoy it like you said that when we met in LA or when you saw my god you had you

went on that stage in the belly room yeah just went in on all the comedians yeah you know what mean because it's for me that was what happened when I walked in like dressed nice when I walked in nobody spoke to me right except for one dude and I didn't know I would have said something to him if he didn't speak to me but I wasn't tripping off everybody else but that's what I was talking about because when I got all stage everybody was like oh chico man nice to meet you I'm like, well, why the fuck you niggins ain't say that when I first came in?

They couldn't remember, yeah. Like, it's such. Some competitive. Yeah. You're in LA too. Yeah, yeah, all the way. He was in the belly, you know. I'd say your name, yeah.

Chico, Cholo. That's Cocoa Bean, I take his name now. Yeah, it's Cocoa Bean. Limeon Dean, just being out there. That's what I always said. Hey, Beanie Beanie Bienerson, aren't you? I have a theory. I've been a loud man, did it.

Beenie bad. Been. Most people. That you meet in the L.A. area, I'm hungry. It's literally. It's my theory. Like physically hungry. Not hungry for success, hungry for a meal.

I ain't eat today. It's a lot of I ain't eat today. You can't get caught up in the mix. Like, you got to go out there, like, work. Yeah, but it's hard when you're in the entertainment industry because you go out there. It's hard when you're staying at least. I mean, that's what I'm talking about. Out there specifically.

Corey, speaking of Corey, he was one of that dudes that gave me the game. We were staying out front of, uh, what's the guy? the club that's right by the Rosco's, the comedy. Oh, the comedy union. So we outside of the union, and, you know, they having like a little, who's the funniest nigga in front of the club session that they have out there. And, you know, I'm just out there just waiting to go.

I was going to audition for something to do, saying something to me, and I just kind of brushed it off. And another comedian was like, oh, you're just going to have that talk about you like that. I'm like, man, I don't know this nigga on you. And then Corey came up as that was happening, and pulled me to the side. He said, let me tell you something about out here, man.

Let these niggas just talk. He said, because once it's over, if you stay long enough, you're going to see a nigga looking around and just start walking down the street. He said, these niggas ain't got no friends out here, man. You know what I mean? Don't even get caught up in this shit. Do your thing.

That'd be the funniest shit, though. Them awkward ass. People don't need, it's just like, we're talking just like nothing. Then just split up. Yeah, walk off. Yeah, walk off. Don't even say nothing.

Yeah, just walk down the street. So everybody's competing for one spot because they have let these. these white people convince them that there's only one spot at the top. And if you understand economics, then you know that that's not the case. You know that if there is an Amy Schumer

and a Whitney Cummings and a Nikki Glazer, but they all eating, right? They're all making money. And there's room for all of them. Just like there was a Dane Cook and a, I mean, there are multiple white comedians who make money, but they've convinced the people of color to believe. There's only one time.

There's only one. Everybody else, y'all got to fight each other. And then everybody else is scrambling at the bottom instead of focusing on how, what you did, he left last comic standing, he created a following, he made a mark at the clubs, and he's undeniable. So it doesn't matter, like, it doesn't matter what they say. They know when he goes to a club, people are going to be in the seats. But people are now focused on that. They're so busy trying to topple each other and be everybody else instead of being themselves,

and everybody's miserable because if you think there's only room for one person at the top, you're going to be miserable all day long because Kevall Hart ain't going nowhere no time soon. You know what I'm navigating? You wait for a fallout?

Me? I don't, I'm an artist. I'm not, I have no desire to ascend into celebrity culture. Like, I don't, they goofy to me because of where I come from, loyalty is at the, it's more important than love. So for me, I don't fuck with those people.

Me and him bonded during last comedy, and it was me and him against the world because we don't, I don't, I don't come from that. I'm a true artist. Like, all I want to do is create. And for me, I always, God always takes care of me. I'm always fine. I'm never struggling.

I'm never, but I don't participate in that. For me, it's just about the art, the integrity of the art. Because if you're good, they will come. You know what I'm saying? Clayton knows. Clayton is one of those people that they, those white comedians be like,

he's really smart. Like, he's really funny. Like, they love to... But they wouldn't say that about anybody. Like, that's smart because, oh, he knows about that. Yeah, they do that. He's not supposed to know that. How did you know?

Yeah. How did you find that book? Love the bitch, what you mean I? I don't know a lot of random ass shit. That's good shit, though. Yeah, it's insulting. I don't know what the fuck he'd be studying. Encyclopedias.

Might just be the right shit, life lessons. Yeah. Like that slum dog millionaire, I just know the right answers at the right time. sometimes. Yeah, you'd be knowing some shit though. No matter where we come from, we're just as smart as anybody else and we're still here. We always think about the hypothetical white people

who black people think exist. What if we're some of this shit, like white people can't even take credit for it like that's so not us bro, but whatever. And they know that shit too. Dude, we have nothing to do with education bro. It's so not us, bro. Like, we're in charge of

racism and that's it, bro. Like, all these other industries. Racism is that's capitalism we don't like, bro. Racism is bad, but it's not as bad. Capitalism is like racism on steroids, okay? It's not me, bro. It's the same white people holding me back, too, man. I don't have as much shit as you think I am.

I mean, I'm white, but I'm not like white, white. But that's true, though, but those people don't know it. Man, that's the truth. That's actually facts. But they don't know that they're being held by the same people that are holding us down. It's the same. Because they think that one day the right white people are going to see them and be like, dude, you're not in yet? Why didn't you say something?

We thought we were doing enough. You made it terms of there's poor white people out there? This is injustice. We can't stand this. You think they don't come scoop you up and be like, there you go. We're waiting for you to come along. You should have sat there at a convention. What if the white person is?

dead evil and he like sent out reparations through some niggins in night they were supposed to distribute it but they just kept all the money it probably be good they're the hot niggas is like what if they always pick just one nigga that everybody like him like make him a billionaire see if he helps his people I like people they probably keeping score niggins we're up and we're seven it up I mean we've given the resources away they just want to help each other they gave it no they didn't get somebody who are Absolutely, because we got one. We did it.

What if they gave all the reparations to Oprah and she was supposed to pass them out? And Tyler Perry, they got here. What if they gave me? All right, all right, okay, Oprah phone with the bag. Okay, okay. Tyler Perry. He's going to do the right thing.

He's going to do this thing to him. He did a little bit. He bought this studio. Hold on. I forget, we can't say that. He can't. He's doing it. He's doing it.

Cut it out. Scratch. I don't know clear. Start a hold on. All right. He did. Nope. He did.

Nope. Cut that whole part. We're going for another one. He got a lot of people working out. All right. J.C. They're like, all right. Oh.

They fuck with holes. Did he do it? He did it. Tidal. You got it. That's the thing. He started. He was like,

He freed a dick from jail. But he was like. Yeah. He freed a dick from jail. I didn't do it. Okay, all right, all right, just not last shit. Okay, okay, okay. Who was?

He did it? Kanye. Oh, oh, no. Did he do it? No. He definitely didn't do it. Did he didn't do it? He didn't do it.

This thing went homeless closed, man. Did he, he was supposed to do it. He rapped about it, then he said, I ain't even want to rap about that. Did he do it? I don't think, did he did it? Shud was supposed to do it. Oh, did he? Damn show didn't do it.

Did he done what did he do. Did he do what did he do? Did he do? Did it do? Did he do what did it does? Did he go and did what did it does? That's what I'm saying. Everybody who got the money?

Before it Mayweather. What? Yeah. What do you? Well, LeBron built the school in L.A. Now, LeBron Ophrey did build a school in Africa.

That don't count. They don't count. No, it don't. Maybe that's the thing. They don't count. Maybe the rule is you can spend as much of this. As much of this money as you want to on your people, we just can't nobody ever find out about this.

See, we need Jay-Z because he's political. Can't nobody ever get this. If the news get out that you're doing all this good shit, we're going to take all your bread. So keep it up to the table. Yeah, yeah. He will. He will.

He's close. He will be. He's not a lot. He's not a lot of time of contract. A lot of time, I ain't going to lie just because it's not being televised and I mean, they're not doing it. That's what I'm saying. We know for a fact that all these people that we named are definitely doing shit.

What if they're doing some shit? They're scared to do cheese cake. That's crazy. By a little bit, they're scared to do something major all at once. Of course. I mean, anybody who comes for capitalism in America gets murdered. Yep. Because, you know, Martin Luther King was fine until he started talking about capitalism. That's when they killed him.

God damn, I shouldn't have never brought it up. Fred Hammond, you know, he was 21 and they killed him because he knew exactly what the problem was. And they took him out early before he even became. So that's the problem you could talk about you can be talk about racism your whole life. Look Jesse Jackson is still a lie But the minute you start talking about their money money that's when they come for you They don't like that probably a phone that ring somewhere with a white man Hello what's safe? Hello what's it whoa don't free Coca-Cola we're on a way

Yeah, what's your favorite place to perform New York? Well real well The audiences are not forgiving. If you're not funny, they will let you know. They're just, you know, if you make them laugh in New York, you go to Carolines and you, then you know you funny, you know. I like performing in places where there's balance. I don't like performing where there's all white people. There has to be us because we don't laugh easy.

But if we laugh, we laugh for real. White, you know, white people would be like, oh, that's funny. That's so clever. But that's not a laugh. I want to see you laugh. Ah, right? Yeah. Do another way.

A applause ain't laughs. Yes. A applause is not even a laugh. It's, it's, uh, identification of something clever. Right. Yeah. Like, when I see some community, they be, they begin to clap and shit. I'd be like, nah, hang out.

That's not what I want. That's not what I want. Because we all know the shit that would make people do that. That's, I feel like this. Yeah, but it's ain't always pandering when you get a clap. Sometimes you just, a class sometimes when you say some real shit. Oh, but I'm saying, but he, well, he's saying. Give it up for the troops.

Oh, yeah. You already know. That's never one of those jokes that you could tell that were fun to somebody, and then they enjoyed that joke. They were like, who, I got that one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you don't call the club of love. Yeah, no, absolutely, but.

Not just claps. But just the claps without the laugh is. Those are the performance class. That's like when you do your dismount, and they give you, they're clapping for the execution. Oh, my God, that was so good. I never saw it comment. Like, it tricked me.

Where does that voice come from? I don't know. I do a lot of voices. Those last time standing applause breaks were hilarious. I know, because those were the weirdest people, man. They was just bringing the mail at a bus level. The weirdest times. If you could make them people laugh.

These were some different kind of white people drink milk for dinner. Yeah. Like, there were parts of my jokes where people would laugh and I would be, I would be like, funny that I didn't know that that was not the punch line yeah but it was laughing at the way I'm talking did you really say it that was like you're like y'all laughing you like y'all laughing he said a dog we say dog he said dog he said dog yeah he called him dog did you he said catcher he said catch us What do you call it? What do you call it?

What do you call it? We call it ketchup. The animal. What do you said? It's a dome. We say dog, right? It's a dog, right? It's a dog.

Dog. Who else said dog? Say it again? Dome. That's why I've been looking at some of the flag for the Malay shows and I'd be like, this is, this thing is like,

They look like hell to me. They got everybody you can think of on these damn flyers. Oh my gosh. You ever see some of these flies? Who was putting these fucking shows together? And they're going to, people going to watch this show. Oh, my God.

Well, right now, because everything was locked down, so now everybody's clamoring for comedy because they need to, I know that. Five of the most random-ass people you can think of. Well, they were trying to do diversity, right? Fuck diversity. Everything don't need to be diverse But that's what happened

They would do three white guys And then put you in a gay person And they'd be like, hey, we got it Yeah We got it, yeah But the shows would not have a No one of them. Well, we want to care of a bitch

Everybody's not coming to the show Mm-hmm That's the thing about diversity You can't accommodate for motherfuckers Who's not there Yeah Just in case Right

man put funny first that's why like this side this side of the country just feel like it's funny first on the east coast to south like if you're funny you're gonna get put on to something somebody else is going to tour it's easy to tour on the east coast out there they don't care nothing about fun they want to know what else you got going on what you're doing how hot you are right now but that's just in alay though can you see if you go to san francisco is a good comedy market like Oakland. Oakland. They don't play that shit out there. They don't play that shit out there. But see, that's the thing about comedy, though. It's like all, it's not right or wrong way to do this shit.

All this shit is supposed to be different. Yeah. It's supposed to be different, and it's like, you can't be catering to what you think comedy is, bro. That's what make the show dope. It's like, everybody don't need to be on the same. Oh, I wrote this shit. I wrote this.

Look how good. I can remember and perform this shit. It's like, if you watch a comedy show, nigger, all these motherfuckers who come up there are supposed to be different in some aspect. And it's like, we're losing the nuances of comedy, man. We're losing motherfuckers who tell jokes with the mic stand. Motherfuckers don't tell jokes from the side no more.

It's like, everybody doing their fucking best version of a comedian. That's what we, when we were judging that show, it was those comics that were going up there doing what they're, you know like you'll see a comedian grab a drink and then they'll slur their speech like some of the comedians used to do back in the day but you know it's not real you know what I mean like you see them embodying somebody else

and that's why they you know like I'm gonna be me I don't have to be anybody else I don't have to walk around tap dancing for jokes it's just not my personality right it's just who I am but I'll see somebody else and I just saw somebody do me on stage and it was amazing to watch because they wouldn't get no laughs

and I was like, because you're not being yourself. You can't be me. You say be you. You mean actually doing your material? No, not doing my material, but doing my style of comedy and a way. Because I know it's a person

who watches me all the time. Yeah. Man, you know your shit when you see it. Yeah. The motherfuckers ain't got to be saying what you're saying verbatim, but they're trying to tell, they're trying to do that shit like you.

Y'all wasn't thinking like that. They're using your verbiage. Because you went out your weight to put it. different verbiage in this bitch Like if I go in the club And I do a motherfucking rite-nosterous joke And I've been knowing you ain't got

No right-nosterous joke The next time I see you You're talking about elephants Yeah Nidgin you ain't talking about rhinoceros But nigger when you start talking about elephants Yeah

Yeah That's when you really on a nigger nuance Right Yeah Like you're trying to talk like a motherfucker You want to say the shit That you heard them say Right

Like you take a nigga tag and just be like, oh, this just that's how people talk. No, it's not. Where you get it from? That's my, buddy. Right. And you know, you know, you already know. And it's just, it doesn't work. That's the thing is when you do, like, I've seen

people try to do Corey Hokam on stage. And you just be like, oh, that doesn't work for you. Nobody believes you have a side bitch, so you can't even start there, right? We don't believe. You ain't got no, no, we don't believe. We don't believe you got a maid. You don't know what I'm saying?

And then you watch the people do it, and it just, it's really sad to watch because you're going to burn out. Because you can't do somebody else for a long time. Eventually, you got to, because you're going to follow me around and see what I do all the time. Yeah, that's what DeRay told me one time. He said they always restricted to whatever you think if they're doing you. So let them have that shit, because you're going to think of something else. But they're going to be waiting on you to think of it before they can do anything. That's another one who's been doing his, he's been doing him forever.

Right. And now everybody caught up to him. Because at first, he was too cute to do comedy, or he got the green eyes. I feel like anybody can learn confidence from Deeray. Oh, absolutely. That nigga loved the fuck out of himself. Yep. That's absolutely.

He was the first motherfucker that took me on the road besides the OGs, when I first got on, he was like, look, make him tripping, man. Fuck what you're talking about. Come on the road with me, let me show you how this shit go, woo-woo-woo-do-woo. And before you know, it was, Timney Hatch was on the show. with us and six months later she blew which I literally like blue

and it was just like fun to see her even transition and go crazy but that why I already respect D-ray because he was one of the first ones that brought me on the road and you know what I mean showed me the ropes of this shit. Yeah when I was on I was on the Shaq All-Star tour and D-ray was my

keeper like D-ray was be the one to be like come here. Because you know on that tour I had to prove myself because it's Michael Blackson, Tony Roberts D. Ray, Tommy Davidson. Killers, too. And I would be the only woman every week, and earthquake, and every week,

I would have to approve myself. And they would test me. They would, they haze me. And D. Ray would always be the one that's like. Do you know, so I'm doing that now? Since you come from that type of background with people kind of groomed you, do you do that with, being in LA,

I know you see so many people that do comedy. Do you reach out and say, okay, I see something that you come in, let me, Give you some advice and help you out. Well, me and Tiffany, that was our pact. Me and Tiffany always said, because Tiffany was my mentor

because she was doing comedy longer than me. But we always, that was our thing. When I did last, we did last comic standing, Tiffany was on a show called Funniest Wins on TV. That was at the same time. And we both were like, whoever goes first throws a rope back. But we always, our click has always been

look out for somebody else. because we're not envious hate or as bitches. You know what I'm saying? We have confidence in ourselves that we don't have to hate on other women or other people. And it's very hard to navigate in a business where people who hate themselves are around you because jealousy is self-hate. And so she and I have never been like that. She would call me and be like, bitch, you made it to the top ten.

Like we always had this thing with each other. And we always said we were going to help other people. And she's still doing it. Like, you still, she, when we did Day Ready, Tiffany just had become a star. Like, she didn't really have time to do that. She still wasn't cemented in the game, you know, like, and she still said, fuck that. I'm going to make sure y'all do it. And I'm going to make sure they pay y'all like they pay white men.

And she made sure that we did, and she took a pay cut so that she could give us Day Ready. But she wasn't even, she still hadn't even done her own Netflix special. Ours came out first and then hers came out. But we always been like that. You know, we always, and I don't understand why you can't be like that, especially black and brown people. That's the only way we go forward is if we have solidarity. If we keep up with this hating-ass shit, we eat it ourselves.

They don't need to have to do anything. Did y'all know brown people was over there like, man, we're going to get some little black people over here, man. I mean, it's cool, but we need a few more. Are you more friends, man? Friends, that seems. What else to me? I teach up to, man.

I want some chilling, so on. That's so funny, because, you know, in Miami. Oh, I'm some cornbread, too. It's black and brown people. That's a totally different. My high school was 49% black and 51% Hispanic. We didn't have no white people, but the teachers. Right.

So it's so funny, it was like culture shock when you go to L.A. And then the black people and the Latinos hate each other. And we're like, what the fun? Yeah. That's crazy, because they, when they come over here, they'd be like, they love the unity. They'd be like, why they all love it, but when you see why, you'd be like, oh, okay.

They love it when it's out here. Right. Out there. We don't do that shit, fool. That culture too strong out there for them to ever be able to get past that shit. It's a gang culture, too. It's the gang culture. It's just that shit run deep all the way.

Yeah, it comes from the prisons over there, so they have that separation because they all at war. That shit been going on for a long time. Somebody grandma's street name is puppet. A happy Happy puppet Somebody Spider is somebody's grandfather

Now With a tattoo He got a soft spot For a little black and brown baby Like you say dogs That's the only thing That's going to cure racism Is black grandchildren

That's God's punishment For the most racist people That's what they said Black grandchildren Yeah Yeah You've been in the grocery store I heard those

and white ladies giving them speeches? This is my old great baby is a black boy. And I love him just like he's a regular boy. What's the right? What is the regular boy? I got black grandchildren and I got white grandchildren and they all come get in the band and sleep with them all every last one of them.

We don't see no color in this family. Their daddy's a black man and he's a police officer and he's a pretty good black dude. They said I wish everybody would just stop always. You started this shit, Paula. 2045, though, they said. By 2045, the majority of people

will be back and around. That's why people, that's the thing. That's why these white supremacists are losing their minds right now. They're not. And you don't have no idea how many white people. It is. White people have no money, everybody about six to one. No, it's going to be.

so many motherfuckers interbred that they ain't gonna have no choice because this new generation don't give a fuck about that bullshit. I mean, we don't intermingle and win no crap, but we still forgot Europe now. There's a lot of ass over there. Racism falling off. They don't even talk about this shit. I saw a clip

on the internet with this little white girl out front of the high school. She said, I'm so glad that years ago the first black man, Martin Luther King, ended slavery. Because without that people would be getting whipped right now. I was just like, hey, hey, get on the mic. But, bro, hey, hey, get on the mic.

But the reality is, they don't have a connection and nothing that shit was... They walked out to them. It didn't take, but a little bit of something in the little racism, bro. When men... You said it came up, got to get your ass on that guy. But get your ass on that guy.

Well, she was like, people would be... be getting whipped. We're able to know, hey, hey, hey. On the mic, baby. Come on. If it wasn't from Martin Luther King, she said the first black woman. She said the first black man of Martin Luther King

in his slavery. Damn. And they just let you know how far her shit go back. They, I mean, hey. It's just kids ain't learning about it now. Like, they don't even teach it. And they're trying to take it out. They're trying to take it out of the curriculum.

They don't want you to know. In what curriculum that is in. I wonder if a racist white man ever seen a black woman with a fat ass and Like, dude, I'm out, bro. She's your fucking ass? What? What the fuck is wrong with you? This shit was cool.

This shit was cool at first, but like, this whole hating black people shit, like, I don't get it. No, they hate that. That ain't never affected fucking. Motherfuckers be racist and hate motherfuckers and steal fuck. I don't know why that's the default setting for, I'm okay with black people. I date black dudes. Yeah, but you make them wear a little goddamn dress-up. Yeah, you make them wear a little...

It's your sleigh, bitch. You think you slit. This nigga dressed in a tuxedo with no sleeves and shit. Ligger, kind of shit with a man. With the phone out. Right, no, man. You said that nigga in there was like jazz, man. This is a fascination with blackness that's all the mom.

They do nothing. That's part of the reason I had to leave the part alone. Oh my God, I can't imagine. I don't even know what the racism is here for. What is this about? What is this about? What is this about? What?

What? Heavenly cock-sucker sucks dick and eats water milling. Right. They beat that like the shit. You fucks whore through hot chito bag.

Big Titty G.D. bitch fucks white man that white man. What is it? Borg through hot chito bag. Big Titty G.D. Dude fucked up. The shit crazy is hell, man. The big Tid of GED student, fucks a white man at work.

Yeah, that fucking ain't got nothing to with racism. That shit can still be prevalent, you know? Right. It's been, well, I mean, the fascination where they had started during slavery and it's funny how all them girls in LA, all the white girls got big lips. Come on, somebody. They all got fat-out. Who they want to be?

Who they want to be, Iowa. Who they want to be? And they go to the tanning booth. They want to get their skin darker. Look at who you want to be. Look at Kim Kardashian's last magazine. They said she was channeling her inner black woman. What inner black woman?

Let that black lady out. And she purged? If you got a black woman trapped in you, let her come home. Who are going to be the black woman that come out and say she's channeling her in a white woman? Oh, I don't even think you can say that publicly, to be honest. I was trapped in Gil Cartagia for two years.

You'll get crucified. You'll get crucified. Your inner Jennifer Anderson, motherfucker's gonna look at you crazy. But it's like nobody wants to channel there. I don't even know for black people that give a fuck enough about, like, I don't feel like black people give a fuck enough to even be racist. You can't be racist if you're black. It's impossible. A lot of people say that, but this is the argument on both sides. We can be with talking about black people.

We can be pregnant. We can be precious. We can't be racist. It's a mean motherfucker out there to be. I'd be like, bro. Leave that motherfucker alone a whole lot His folk product is on the I vote

But leave him a lump No, bro They gotta get it every time Yeah You feel me You be like, bro, you tripping I know, people Channel your energy

Some what the fuck else First off, we ain't When the water pop off I'm gonna need you then Other than that If you ain't able to go fucking All right But people in the woods

With the guns Come on, man, you're trying to I just wonder How much racism Has affected the quality of my life you know what I'm saying well back then you know

you know when like I wonder how I'm directly affected by this shit like if I wasn't this directly affected by local racism what I could have possibly have been exposed to

back then shit right now like I was born in the 80s right and we know for a fact that in the 80s in the projects everybody was exposed to lead paint and lead windows and asbestos

and lead in the water and mercury and all types of shit we know this is for a fact we know that people be getting about it but yeah you get what I'm saying like I wonder how much this shit like you was talking about Wic and all this shit at some point of our life we're going to find out that these things were not good

for us in the long time we didn't found that out Coal chances so high. Hey, what's up, man? Yeah, oh. What if we fuck around and find out Kool-Aid the little shit before you make the Kool-Aid had glass in it or something?

We don't know what the fuck the long-term effect is going to be of the shit that we've been exposed to. We don't know. In 10 years, motherfucking ears might start falling off from using iPhones and shit. They never really drank water, niggins, some crazy shit like that. Exactly. Watch the type of headlight start coming out. 66% of Tesla owners have cancer now.

What? One of them commercials, if you or anyone that you love, has owned a Tesla from 1999 to 2020, you may be incompetent with, man. I just heard them folks say Zantat. I just sat my mind on a trip, right? If you took Zantat, I was just glad we got a lawsuit. Now they still showing Zantat commercial. If you've ever had an arch deluxe supersized when it was 39 cents, please call this number immediately.

You already know that. A arch deluxe with the round bacon? If you ate a McRib from 2005 to 2026, please call this number or contact your local poison center. Canadian bacon on it? Niggian bacon, it wasn't Canadian bacon with some hickory bacon, but it was a circle. It was some round bacon in that shit. The arched deluxe. I don't even remember that month.

You don't remember the arched deluxe? made a sandwich that that was targeted for grown people. What was that? McDonald's. They had an adult sandwich. It was supposed to be like a quarter pound of type Big Mac minus the Mac sauce. It was like an adult sandwich with like everything.

Not just a ketchup of mustard burger. It was like mayo, lettuce, tomato. They had this different, they had a different bread. They had it on a brio chmunt. I never ate a mac rib sandwich. I was like, I never went on. But that, I ain't no McReyfam. That's this guy.

That Michael Jordan sandwich we had, yeah. What was the Michael Jordan sandwich? I think it was just a quarter-pounder with some bacon and some barbecue sauce. I'll make that bitch to this day. Give me some bacon and barbecue sauce. If I go to McDonald's, I don't go. You stay eat pork?

If I'm forced to. I eat pork. There's no shame in it. You eat pork? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know a pig, eat you if you don't eat down. Boy, I punch shit out of it. there.

That's literally rhetorical question. You eat pork? Yeah, yeah. Well, what? Come here, Pumba. That's the long would you, nigger, not? You stop eating pork. McDonald's in a rack.

What post be in you? Big and tasty. I don't know the last time I had. What Chris Rock said, Pig ain't never called in, Nick. I can't do it. Once I saw a pig, like,

they don't have no pores, and then all the fat comes, all of the secretion comes out of the hood. I couldn't ever eat them again. Well, you know how you do that? You turn the heat up on half. Damn. Nah.

That shit would make my body eat. I couldn't do it. I never even knew about a Michael Jordan sandwich at that. I remember that. We grew up on McDonald's and shit. We're the fast food generation. We've watched McDonald's become this little stuck-up hoochie that she is now. What about the hamburgle?

That bitch was so good when she was young at her. You remember all the hamburgies? You said that that's the hell out of them. that Kanye was dating. That's how he had, what he had her looking like. The hamburger? Her bitch looked like the hamburger. Rubble, rubble.

Y'all stopped talking about Kanye. You know that. Because I told you, I got a theory. Kanye West watched this show, man. And people on the internet start pointing out little shit. Like, every time we mention that nigga, he kind of like, he do some of the shit,

did what you say? Right. I proble Kanye. What you're right? I have to sing in a little. I don't want to fuck it up. But we own to you, bro. Yeah, that shit.

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I'm about no cap. I mean, you're a genius. You're a little. machine to get some regular clothes and that you've got all homeless gear now I don't want some regular clothes I see the old clothes you're all around in the goddamn you know I want the clothes you had

on in the documentary he's a shelter blanket around the he's bimping them people like this is his version of couture and them people spending all that money on that shit was a fashion genius and then they'll spend anything on the shoes

yep I don't know Y'all got them, you know. Oh, yeah, what I'm talking about it? It's a crazy and now. That's what I was, I'm going to buy his homeless clothes. I rethought my whole stance on it because I feel like at some point I'm going to go crazy too. Okay.

And I ain't going to want y'all to throw me away when I have my episodes. What are you supposed to do when the motherfucker go crazy? I'm going crazy. You think we're playing it. You think we're going to do it? He knows I can go crazy. I just don't want y'all to turn on me. I'm going to.

You sure, nigger, because when you do it, I've been waiting. Y'all are you ready? That's my goal. I'm gonna say fuck. I'm saying when I hit my goal in the money, I'm gonna do some shit that I know a lot of people ain't gonna agree with. And I just want y'all to be- And I just want y'all to be able to say,

I don't know before you hit your mom. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're like, Tico Clayton, y'all got your walk. Get off, we're gonna make sure we straight. What did that get mad at him from? Or the, the... I ain't never been mad at him. I ain't never been mad at him, because I don't know.

been mad at them because I don't know what people that I don't know that's what I'm saying. It's all that freedom. I don't want people to be giving the fuck about what I did do we mean. When he said slavery wasn't. It was a choice. He didn't trip out on that shit. I mean, but do you understand like that all of us have opinions about shit that we ain't

we were going to offend the fun. We would feel the same way about. Oh, no, absolutely. If you said it out loud, people are going to be like, well, that you goofy, motherfucker. Hell yeah. The same thing. I think it's crazy that people put dicks in their mouth.

I think that's fucking crazy. But I know that we need them, people. You know what's even crazy here? He's so tall. I do. I think it's crazy as hell that people put dicks in their mouth. Do you ever see the dick? Watch me be the only one get canceled for this.

He said it. I'm laughing. And I'm the one that's the people. But you have to look in a dick one that is. The crazy part is we trust our dits in a mouth. We put our dicks in a mic. We trust your dick can be. I was talking about, go stay up.

Oh. He didn't own a living there. We trust this shit. Your shit is crazy. You said your mother has the more germs than anything. Right. We trust this shit. You've seen you and smoking at new points.

I've seen you. That's, no. I see a black on the two. It's okay. That ain't crazy. You see the feeling before you. go away, it's okay. I'm here.

Bro. And as it enters. There's teeth in there. That's true, though. It's everybody had. And that's the thing that pisses me off when they try to cancel comedians of color when they talk about homosexuality. That wasn't even about homosexuality.

That's in general. No, no, I know what you're talking about, but what I'm saying, they indoctrinate us to be homophobic, and then they penalize us for us. And it's like, and in our, When we grew up, it wasn't cool. Nah. He just thought about this shit again.

I love this nigga. Why? I don't want to hear about, no. We were talking about women. We were talking about ladies. I didn't say people though. You said people. I said people.

So you really, because I don't believe nobody out. It don't have nothing to do with sex or else. I'm just saying in general. You ain't say no, bro. You ain't. You just saying, you couldn't need, somebody put a dick in their mouth. There are people that put dicks in their back. That's everybody, right?

You said, we need the people. We do. Because I'm not speaking for me, like, not us in this room, the people on the other side who don't put dicks in their mouth. Dick on us, naked these people. That's fucked up. We got to go into this much depth. To make sure.

We were not offended anybody. We were clear. We were clear. We didn't have to do that as what's fucked up. Yeah. We got to be able to talk about our community. So say we got all the people. We don't know everything.

We got all the people. That's the reality of our community. All the people who put dicks in their mouth on this side. All the people who don't, on this side, whoever on that side, I'm not telling you, but all the people on this side, I know that y'all accept that they do this. Right.

We didn't let y'all know. We appreciate you. I'm not saying I'm going to tell you to stop this shit. I just think that I just think that's. The whole concept of this shit is wow. Because there are some people who do that, and there are some people who enjoy doing that. Right.

And you enjoy, I, I, I, hey. There's some people that can't believe. You got to do that way, y'all. You got to do it. I understand. There's some people that can't believe that niggins put coot lips on their face. They can't.

And all the niggas on the side that accept coozy lips. A women judge just for eating pussy, too. Because they know what a vagina really does. I don't get from where I say I put pussy anywhere, bitch, on my knee. See, where? You're saying that now. Head shoulders, knees, though. Put pussy anywhere.

And that's exactly the point. You are pussy lover, so you have to be on this side. But even the women who gave you his pussy, they know, they'm like, if you knew what a vagina really be doing when ain't no fucking going on, you wouldn't be so happy to do all they got-damn dancing. Right. I'm saying, I'm here to tell the bitch, I'm going to put what you bit through that.

You're right. Put it on my face. You don't, you're saying that shit now, but you don't know Pussy's other dudes. That's a dude. You got nasty bids that I still try to do it at the red light. Man, pussy's out of like, Jesus Christ, these niggas. I think we got about nine other jobs besides this.

What is this? I don't like these niggins got me sitting here talking about the pussy's other jobs. What's why? Red life. I can't wait for a reason. The comment is going to be crazy. Oh, my God. It's a bitch who don't mind fucking at the red light.

She'd be like, oh. We're not judging nobody. You can't king shame. No. Right? No, of course not. Do you have a problem with that? Like, do you find yourself censoring yourself on stage?

Hell no. You must ain't never watch her. No, I'm just asking. I'm watching the bloody, but I'm just saying, you know, because you don't sense a shit. That you don't say that you could say that you know you could. Like, I can take this bitch to it. I'm working on it.

Like, whatever is that. I feel like I left out. I go back and I rewrite. I don't give a fuck anymore because it doesn't matter. Like I was on the breakfast club last week. When they asked me about Joe Rogan, I said, nobody should be able to tell black people

what they can be offended by. That's a word that's connected to trauma and pain for black people. And I don't think that I, as a Puerto Rican person, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Afro, Latina, whatever you want to call me, I don't have a right to say, Hey, man, don't be, he cool.

You should be all right with him saying that. Because some people did do that. Man, they came from me talking about, because I said, that's one thing that black people own that belongs to them, whether they reappropriate it, whether you want to say it or not. It's something that only black people should be able to say, right? Because it's connected to their trauma and pain.

Oh, my God, this lady sent me a sermon. You know, I can't believe your country. No, it's the black people. condoning black. You're probably white with a black profile. I just said it's not my place. You know what I mean? Black people with black profiles? I can't believe you said. Well, let me say something to all the black people. You're like, can't ask you. I don't give a fuck how cool you think somebody else is. If you think these white people not out here saying nigger and they're free time,

you got life fucking. That's what I heard. Somebody told me, they said, show me a white man and hasn't said the word nigger and I show you a toddler. Hey. Yeah. They said at the creed. Absolutely. You know, and that's the thing that, for me, it's like,

where I grew up, everybody said it, right? Because we were all told that that's, we were all, right? My whole family is like very, if you look at some of my relatives, you wouldn't know that they were Puerto Rican. You just think they're just regular American black people. You look at my family, it's just a bunch of niggers. They're not even black people.

We couldn't even take a nice good black people family photo It's gonna be niggins grabbing They digging shit Cousin' all bent over from the back I had a whole bunch of old for the motherfack You know there was some slave niggas Ghetto and Project and Country

Dirt Road shout-it. Yeah, we got a few boozy motherfuckers but they just as terrible as the rest of them Talking about terrible Yeah, I don't know a boozy people You know, I'm telling you. My family is all the Crooks and the motherfuckers, man. Hey, you know

what? Do you sense of yourself? No. There's no point anymore. It doesn't matter what you say you're going to offend somebody. I mean, I also... I don't say... I don't say... I can't say... Keep in mind that you have to be... I keep in mind that the element of the world

that we live in today, like, you've got to be understanding that people are a whole lot more soft in regards to what they offended by today than it was, you know, 10, 15, 20 years ago, I think that's just because we got a, it's so easy to get everything now. You got all the answers in your pocket. You got, you know, everything that you need you can access immediately versus back then you had to get up and go out and get shit and go do stuff. So it made you not give a fuck about things so easily.

Comedian boundaries would be funny as hell. I just had to walk to the grocery store and the snowstorm. Fuck what this dude talking about. But now that you get to sit in the house and watch everything immediately, people just, you know, get offended so easily. I feel like now they're paying us count everywhere. You still not comfortable with what you mean. But if you do a comedy show, let's go, let's say you go to the improv, right? And you take the mindset of you don't want to offend anybody in a marginalized group.

So now you're not making fun of black people. You're not making fun of Latinos. You're not making fun of Asian. You can't say anything about queer people. You can't say anything about disabled people. All you're going to do is an hour of comedy making fun of white men? No. Every time I've done a show myself.

And it's been like some disabled people in there. They love when you make, like, it's a right and a wrong way to do this shit. Yes. It's a way of, make a joke about people without being a fist. You make them laugh at their trauma. You make them let them know like, hey, man. They want to know that you can relate to them.

It's got to be. Trauma, it's just acknowledge me. Yes. Like, oh, you know some shit about me. Facts. Oh, you know some shit about Ethiopia? Right. And they want to be included.

Oh, you know some shit about. Oh, motherfuckin' America's Georgia. Right. That motherfuckers gonna fuck with you from that, like. Don't that be the best shit? You talk about some random shit. I'm talking about the most random shit. Crazy.

Yeah, but you're like, man, I met a dude with a fake hand and it was a little bit in green. And then somebody come up to you at this show, I know that dude with that little green. They think it's a jump, but dude. Or that he was like, I told you I was gonna come to see here. Hey, we don't have had that before.

A couple times. Oh, look, baby, because she had, she was like, yeah, well, she said, we. I'm like, oh, I don't do that. She made it move. I said, hey, hey. You're triggered. And that's the thing about it, all comedians have boundaries, man. The most disgusting comedian can be talking about some more terrible shit, somebody from the audience be like, what about your body?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, oh, oh, I won't do politics. Right. Yeah. So let me to finish telling you about. is rustle trombone. Right. She niggas said the rusty trombone. That's hilarious, but it's true.

Where you draw your line? Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you're just like, you ain't gonna go on stage, like you said at the improv and say, fuck these people and all this shit. Your whole set is just trash of the club, because you're no better than that shit. Some people line is the real shit.

Some people only do made-up shit or a character. I'm glad comedians don't be too real, though. You know how many shit this would be so happy. if motherfuckers all came on stage and really told you what they was just doing. So I'm in the bathroom. I don't like to do. I'm hitting the Coke before I come out here

because I hit your face y'all. You'll be doing drugs with your best friend the next thing you know y'all taking your shirt. Oh, no, my. He said, so I'm in the back hitting the Coke before I come out of here because I can't face y'all. I'm in the bathroom hitting the Coke and getting hurt.

I'm talking about some of that good shit. I got it from my man Scott. He said, He worked here, but he sell coke to all the comics. I mean, we need them comedians, too. We need to find comics, too, right? So I'm living upstairs from this liquor store. Yep.

One bedroom, studio. That's the, um. Red ain't been 165, but I'm behind four months. I'm flexing. This ain't real. That's funny, though. That would be great. No, I didn't really funny shit what a motherfucker got real.

I forget who it was, but buddy was in L.A. He said. Oh, he said a meltdown on stage. Well, no, he was saying he was homeless He was living in the car And he tried to talk to this girl And she was homeless too In her car

But he was like, she was in a Jeep So I guess she was higher up I forget who's in it, man For most fucked up real story I heard from a comedian on stage This nigga, his baby mom had a new baby And they broke up And he was still staying there

And her boyfriend moved in Oh damn how bad that knick need somewhere to go that's all that damn he said the nigger at this remember the guy from mastery of county that I couldn't stop laughing at

when he said he got out of jail his girlfriend left him I don't know why that was on camera but the way he said he was doing his set I was on camera Angela he was like

you got to stop laughing I could not he said so I just got out of jail my baby mama and I started crying The way he said, I was laughing so hard. And that's what I told him. That's the way you started at. That was your mentee.

Yeah, I told him, look, that's the type of shit can't nobody steal. Don't nobody even want to touch that. Right. You don't even put yourself in that position. And it really said the tone. It was very funny. Like, you really thought she was going to stay? You went to jail, not her. But for you to leave once I get out,

that's fucked up. You could have left me while I was still in there. She didn't need some time. That's true. That's a lot of leave. No, you're going to wait until I get out to see me to tell me. be in the physical, you don't hold on me on. You couldn't have hit me with you Jake Bates. You're an ungrateful nigga, bro. You're out of jail.

Last thing you want to be is in a relationship. You're going to see what else out here now. Don't tell. You can't start open. Reset button. Please leave me at your earliest convenience. Excon is in high demand in these streets. I know, right.

All right. You got to be no, when you get out of jail and you, you've been in there for a little minute, you ain't got about six or seven months to really just give out good jail dick if you don't get

nothing out of that then you just waste of going to jail. This nigga's saying you got seven months a good jail dick to get seven months so you can really just right here and go out here

and change your legacy. Go crazy. These women go crazy over some fresh out of jail. That shit like new mom, baby. That's the type That's like uncooked dope to them

They love that shit I'm like a free range See? Yeah, right. I ain't my big gay I don't know about that Fresh out of jail Yeah, that I don't like thugs no more No, not fresh out of jail

though, we gotta make sure You didn't Readjust it to society You're gonna take this nigga to dinner This nigga over the plate like this Or He said how long he was in there He was willing to compromise

Oh, Jesus. You could just listen to a nigglingo and tell how long he'd been in jail. Just listen to what a nigga's saying and just tell how long he'd be in a bitch. Yeah, okay. You go to jail like that mean shit. Remember in that second episode

of Atlanta when they were in jail? Ain't got a choice. What I do? What I do? Nick ain't even been in there. Nick, I ain't been in there an hour. Bruh. Like, how did that process happen?

When did that change happen? Here we go. You just straight. You already went? You went? Who are the talk to? Right. Oh, hey, go ahead.

I'm still nervous. This is like, man. You can go on a date in jail? What is it? Like, look, man, I ain't used to this, man. What are we supposed to do to stop? To get the door. each other, bro.

Like, what's like? Hey, you know what I'm going to do in, right? Yeah, man. You got to like that. You got another one. Hey, man, you don't want to go. You're going to set your bed up first, I'm just going to go ahead and get a shot.

I'm just going to go out. Hey, man, how are we supposed to do this shit? Like, we're supposed to be easy. Anybody you. That's crazy. That's crazy. Stop, man. The niggins in jail are going to be watching this shit

and be leaving comments. No, it don't necessarily go like that. When I get out, I'm a, I'm gonna kill you. Man, let a nigga be outside in 2075. Keep that same energy. In 2075. Well, everybody's black and brown.

Bro, you know how funny that it is when you're throwing you from jail. Digger, you better not be nowhere around when I get out in 2062, nigga. I'm on your head. You bitch, I'm like, bro, that's bird. Put your ass up. These head jam. I don't be crazy. Because niggas really be sitting there in that time, really set in.

Got two weeks. I made it for two weeks, by the way. This shit crazy. You better right. Bro, when that shit, when that shit really set in. He said, I've been in here two days. Can you imagine a nigga just went to court a day? They just gave him a fresh 20 years.

That nigga just did the first night of a 20. The first night. He went to court earlier to date. That's what niggins tell me, man. My people's always, you tell me, man. You only do two days in jail. The day you go in, the day you get out, the rest of that shit. No, fucking resident.

You do that in the middle, too. Is that, you know, you only think about all the days that matter. That first night and that last one. I don't think motherfuckers tell you about the bad part. I mean, you know, you see some of the jail shit. But you got to hear from the motherfuckers actually there. You got to be, you got to get your night game up. You got a turn in the room, ring around that.

That's a show, though, though, though. Depending on where you go. First two weeks of a sentence. Woo! You want to see everybody the first two weeks of his sentence. But how long the sentence got to be, though? You know what, man, it got to be like, it's your amount. Man, Nick Judge, you're getting 15.

You don't want to see a niggins do the first two weeks of a four-week sentence, that's been. But that's funny, too, man. You want to see how he tripping. Four weeks, man. That's right. That's right. I want to hear this soon.

When you think about it, I can't believe. He's in there. You got to go to a mom in jail? Oh, my God. I think we got too many shows about jail. It is. It's too many shows. We good.

We don't want to showcase that shit. Because I feel like, man, I feel like we don't. We don't want to showcase this. Like, we can't, you know, we really can't say shit no more. Like, but I feel like we should be able to shame prisoners. Like, they should be the ones. Like, all this shit they want comedians to stop saying, all the shit that'll get you canceled. I feel like they should be able to be the butt of all that jokes.

What do you mean? The people who committed crime? Yes, man. They shouldn't be able to have no opinion about shit. Right. All of them. They don't have an opinion, do it. No, I'm just saying.

And they be trying to come out and be different people. Like, oh, why are you a pedophile? Oh. They're not getting out. The fuck them. They're not getting out. I'm just talking about motherfuckers who did. Regular people.

They said, regular crime. They got 6DU. U.S. You all already. You stayed out of two and a half years. You stay by Kroga. How that? Oh, yeah, what's the website, watchdog.org?

You put your zip code and it tells you we're all the fix of the thing. That's crazy. Oh, I try to keep my energy protected. You don't watch your kids. No cap. That's the thing. Do you have to or not? Yeah, I have to.

Why you look like that, you wouldn't do that? I would always want to, I always wanted to know. My friend didn't, who was around so you can know who to watch. my friend did it and she lived right across from a it just showed you like all the dots of all the sex appendixing what what that what that website is watch that about a anecdote to a motherfucker sex for you know you know a lot of times they're supposed to notify you they got to tell people if they're in the area that's what I'm saying but I ain't going on the website looking you like oh was with me they're supposed to come they're supposed to get your door your door

this is a foothouse is now what you think about I see you're pondering over there I'm just thinking about how much time doesn't change, man. Then they got to come back on your door to tell you get served. Yeah. Because I grew up at a time where it's like, like it's your whole lot of that type of shit. Hey, how you doing, bro, but then it's like you think about like old neighborhoods and it was always like a neighborhood freak. Yeah, we know exactly where. You know what I'm saying?

Right. We know exactly. You got to knock on the door and run away from that motherfucker. Don't go over there. And then they would always do some weird shit to remind you that, like, show up behind the house. What y'all do? Some shit you got to jump on your bike Man, Fritty Fred got that fly.

So that shit they're not supposed to eat. Some shit that you would laugh about it. Hey, man, you remember that time spending on my house? The Frick Fred chased us up the street. Hell, yeah, he was running fast and shit. You can start crying. You remember almost shit on yourself?

Grandma whooped you. Freaky friend got out. You remember that weekend, Freaky Friend got out? Freaky friend. You remember that shit? Freaky friend sound like a nigga with a trench coat. You, because we just playing baseball behind the house. He creeped and he hugged you and you cried.

You remember that shit? That shit fucked up. Everybody had wasn't a little free to break. It was always a freak in the next world. I think about growing up in the 80s all the time. Like, I remember this. I know y'all remember this too. Maybe you're Clay.

Muffer just to always say, don't stare at people. That was always a thing. But then you would go to like the grocery store or Walmart and you would see people, not necessarily with disabilities. or some shit, but it'd be something that you never seen before, and you would be just intrigued as a kid

supposed to be. So you're like, you're not standing to be rude, it's just some shit you've never seen before. Like, I remember the scariest motherfucker that I seen when I was a kid. The motherfucker who didn't have a hand, it had just a hook. You don't see that. When the last time you seen the motherfucker with a hook?

It's a real hook. Candy man, nigga. He's seen it with the actual hook. And then it's like, you go over your cousin in some house You know that man with the hook, he stay over there. He hate little kids. Yes. And all the people in the neighborhood,

like, don't go over there. You know, he don't like kids. Nika, don't stare at people. I used to get the trouble for that shit all the time because when you go, you remember you used to go to the restaurant and they had a smoking section. You know, baby, you could say smoking or non-smoking. When we were sitting in the smoking section,

trying to eat, I'd just be staring at people smoking cigarettes. Stop looking at motherfuckers, oh my mind. Yeah, that's fair. You can't look at them. Don't do it all your turn. This is a nasty. New York, they pull their dicks out on you when you say that's the thing like in New York. What?

See, that's why you need them people collos. On the train and stuff right? They pull it in their mouth. I'm telling you another motherfucker I saw when I kid is scared the shit at me. And they didn't have their dicks too. Like, you didn't have a nose. First time I saw a motherfucker didn't have a nose. I scared the shit at me.

Yeah, that was. Because I was a kid and I was looking. That fucked me up too. And they knew that I was looking because he stuck a tongue out and he did like that. Oh, I bullshit you not. This is shit that I've really seen. The freak, that's traumatic. That's traumatic.

That's cold. It's traumatic. That's cold, bro. That's a true story. He didn't know that you took the tongue out. He said a thing in time. That many had a horn of his mouth, too. It was just like, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't fucking do that. You know what you? That nigga loves in an alien, right? I'm not gonna sleep well tonight. Oh, my God. I've seen some shit.

I have definitely seen some shit, bro. Yeah, the people with no nose as I've seen one before. I've seen definitely seen one with no nose before. Well, I mean, they have the nostrils, but they are. No, it was just a whole right of. You know what? When I was a child, he used to have this,

And I was she still alive too. We used to have this young, blind girl. She was young, but she was blind, so I ain't never seen nobody young and it was blind. But she was known in the gospel world for singing. And her eyes was great. And my mama used to always make me speak to her. And I used to be like, I do not want to,

because I didn't understand that somebody couldn't see, and the eyes was great. And she's a touch on me, and she was like, oh, this is your son, yeah, I remember him. Oh, how you doing? Oh, you get big. And I was like, I'm just to take that one.

Oh, I got another one for you. When I was growing up, it was this lady. She was just talking real loud. And she would always like repeat herself. And then I asked my, like, I asked my grandma and something, she said, why did she do that? And they're like, oh hell, boy, you know she can't hear.

She can't hear a damn thing. I'm like, what you mean? I'll be talking to her. She can't hear you And you didn't even know I ain't had no idea She used to have good lips That's crazy

Oh Yeah She had went there She wasn't I don't get honest So she would respond to you When you thought to him It's best she good

That's what I said She would always repeat I said matter Because anytime somebody's Something enhances When I say that girl knew how to sing like And she knew what she was doing

as a young age, 12 saying by God and having faith in any church, she's blind. You know what you'll never see no more? I remember, like, in the mid-80s with the big shit was it was all these like kid pastors. You don't see no kid pastors no more. Yeah, I don't know. You remember the kid pastor boom?

Like 1990, past the boom. He was an apostle. He said he'd been to heaven one time when he was four. He was priests. He led a whole son. He got a church now when he was nine. What? Nine with a church.

They've got a playground in the mix of it. Whatever happened all them people who won them sweet steaks and shit? Publishers Clearinghouse and all them people. Like, whoever wore it. Have you ever met somebody? No, I used to always love a little shit that said to go study. I never met somebody while I always used to watch them for merchies like. Never.

You know what I mean? You know what a lottery? They quit. I want to see a documentary. $146,000. I want to see a documentary about people who got fucked in a timeshaired there. I'm talking about that million people who got fucked in the timeshaired deal. People who got fucked in the timeshaired deal.

That bitch still, they steal down from the beach trying to sell that motherfucker. She was gone. She wanted to teach her. She was like one of the paralegiate type motherfucker like in the home. She was on the lawsuit? No, she just hit and she was up. She was like, J-Jah.

I remember this shit I gave her yesterday. She was cool here. She was like, hey, Jen, Jen, let's here. with him. It's the last time you're gonna see me. I hit lottery, don't tell no about $146,000. Damn. Mouth this bitch.

I'm like, you for real? I bet you won't see me tomorrow. She came to work every day. I had a show one time, it was this dude. He was like a damn drug at it. He fucked around and won. He won the lottery for a couple of ems. He had about 30 motherfuckers with him.

Everybody who used to be like on the shit with him, he sent everybody to rehab. The nigga had bought like this big-ass van, took everybody airwell. Nick was living ghetto dreams. See, there was a professor that was, football coach and slash professor that worked in my college.

He hit the lottery twice, man, hit one time for like 1.2 and hit another time for like three, four hundred thousand after that. They hit that bitch twice. I got to start playing that shit, but you know. I always did that every time I did somebody win.

Man, we don't ever see nobody. They be in there like, man. We don't be winning that shit. They be thinking of them. I feel like, if you want to win the lottery, you gotta go buy your ticket in one of them places. that like people that be winning live at like we've been doing the numbers small as nowhere

as towns in the middle of nowhere go get your ticket from there i think you got a better shot of winning that way we started the numbers they took from us and said if you leave it and then all of a a sudden he go the lottery you like the same shit well we're gonna play their version of it's most safe those people play every day for years and when it hits so they just play the same numbers over and over and over and i'm gonna start playing this shit give me some die that's lottery too i'll take my chance with the dad Come on, man. Let me start that shit.

I'm gonna give me a little gambling addiction. Ooh. Don't do it. Don't do that. I'm gonna get a gambler. When you played, you be like, I think I can hit tomorrow. That's something you gotta already have.

Straight box? Don't chase that. You'd be in line right. Let me get 4-1-1 streetbox. Nah, because even when you get a little gambling addiction, man, you always win a little bit too, isn't that? Mm-hmm. I'm chasing those hats.

Fuck the loads. I got to scratch out right now. scratch-off bitch. See, you don't want to win better enough. Somebody I knew just won, like, they won like $50,000 on a scratch-off. For real. Mm-hmm. They print out like 30 million of them and one of them really had $50,000. And then they print out another $30 million and this one may have $10,000 in it.

I want $1,000. You want $1,000? How much? You want $1,000? You got to go on live? I ain't know. Whatever state you buying a ticket. I always went $2 and just use it to buy another stretch-off ticket.

That's fun of. That's it. online and buy that shit, you got to look and see what prizes have been given out. Because you'd be buying a scratch-off and all the big prize are already gone. Yeah, it's a $1.5 million, but it'll show you it's two $1.5 million prizes. They're already gone. Ain't no point in buying this one. So it tells you what game's got, what shit, winning.

You just go to the lottery website. What would he have a statement? Did this niggins just say he got the right answers at the right time? This nigga said, he was waiting, too. He's like, I'm just going to let him know. Keep on. I like the confidence of people who play the lottery. I just hate when you be behind them in that line.

They're so serious about them goddamn numbers. Let me get $3.25. For 44. Hold on. Hold on. Make sure you got that number right now. What's your birthday? Yep.

Okay. What a little more birthday? All right. Wait, I don't mean. He had a pen and shit no more, dude. The pencil shit. Hold on. Hold on.

What hospital are you got that? What hospital are. what my grandma in. Yeah. 917. 917. What? What you said?

John Brown that was? Okay. I'll be doing just a minute, y'all. They still got the pencil shit. No, the pencil shit. I don't see them no more. You don't see them on the computer? What is that?

Which one is that? Like the pencil. They feel like the scams on, she like see. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They do it. Electronically. Yeah, because I, you mean, they'd be like,

damn, how to fuck that one of them? Get that out of one. Shit. It was a little pencil, too. It ain't even had no place on it. A little half a pencil. No erase on that, motherfucker. That's why you gotta start over

because they ain't got no racers on them. It's the blackjack table for me. That's my. The who? Blackjack tape? Oh, yeah, that's my vice. Black. Black Jack if I'm drunk.

Oh, really, might not be on one. I see this nigga running up on black jack. I'm going to blackjack. Oh, man, if I was wrong at the blackjack. I know how to get out, though. That's the difference. I was in Connecticut at Mohiagan's son. I was up, up, up, up, up, and out.

Yeah, that rule of that table. Whenever I hit, I hit a couple times, I'd be gone. Once I get my first earnings. $750, $800, or whatever. Not it. I hit for a, because you see people with the cigarette, with the drink, sweat. Yeah.

They were up, all the chips, and now all the chips are gone. The most interesting motherfucker at the, casino is the person on the oxygen tank or the niggins in the hospital bed. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, fuck would be right there at the hospital bed, cat a corner. Hitting that button. Hitting that button. Yeah.

Yes. The oxygen is. They're trying to pick up their ass in the way he's pushing it. Oh, the cigarette smoke in there. Yeah, they be hitting a cigarette on the office in the drink. Pulling the goddamn joy. Pettyslop. It's the people that be at the gas station in the, uh, what, them,

shit says in the back. Oh, man. The little cash machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see a nigga lad in the other night. Oh, niggas all addicted to them, bitch. He said, I'm old old lady with a campman if I came home with nothing.

I'm like, my lad, twillard. $900. I'm like, we just want $900 back there? And you know the fun of the ones will be playing that shit, though? The people who actually got jobs, and then they go home and then change. And then put their little weekend shit on and come up there.

And sit in the gas station all day. And sit up in that bitch all day. Like, they really, I'm just. You're talking about behind the drinks that they ain't put in the cooler yet. They had some shit called the fish tables now motherfuckers to be at. You ever seen them little spots,

the little like holding the wall? They got like a lot of, you know, gaming on the front of them. They got the call the shit. It's like a little gambling jump. They call them fish tables. Motherfuckers go in there and being there all night. Playing cards and shit, they'd be playing.

All kind of card games. I went to one of those in Seattle back in there. What is it? A card house. Oh, a card. Well. I want a gambling house myself. You don't want to.

I ain't saying like that. I don't. Only for my friends. Reese I already know. She already knows. We get that. We get out, we get out of a garden. We'll turn your house to the gambler house.

Nick, you poke with your guys. What you want to do, games? Man, what else do you want to do, man? Man, what's you want to do, man? Like, come on, oh, you funky motherfucker. I don't want to be around no kids why I'm shooting. For real. Man, what?

My kids. I don't bet women. Nope. What? I don't, I don't bet women. What does that mean? Because you don't go to lose. I don't gamble women.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't bet. I'll gamble with you. Because you go lose. Yeah, I'm a lose. You know who I don't gamble with? You know, fat dudes. I'm breaking that shit.

Them the luckiest motherfuckers, man. I don't know. I can just mess. The little Asian ladies Any time you gamble with this man Any time you gamble with a bad dude They're gonna start off losing You're gonna be all the way up

And then in the middle point That shit gonna change You can't gamble a nigga who money longer to yours At that moment Because he has I'm telling you this he had all day to lose You ain't got that much You don't have all day to win though

Right you ain't got all day to win You're gonna win something And guess what you're gonna get tired buddy And that little street gonna run on that That's when the bets go up. The bets go up. Because you can be like, he's a sucker. I don't got all day to do this shit.

Run the money up. Then by the time the money ran up, all your luck has run out. You're gone. There's the people who play the games that, like, what is Peanuckle? Like, those people win. Those games at the casino that you never even,

you like that. Those are games that your grandfather have to teach you out. Backer rang and all that. They win. They win. What the one that we fought with? Gut. Not good, the one with the numbers and shit.

Oh, that's roulette? Yeah, roulette. You're a fuck roulette. Motherfuckers that I respect is the ones to go to them horse races and bid the horse race all day. Oh, we learn how to do that shit. That shit, crazy. You can win. You can win on the horse race whether your horse win or not.

You can bet that the horse don't lose. Yeah. They cover all bets. Just like they got a motherfucker who projected to win, they got her, and the horse got a back story. Mm-hmm. Yeah. He shit on his train last week. Yeah.

Yeah. Actually, no. Tell the one, he shits before he leaves his, he leaves the star. He broke a record last Wednesday in practice trials. Mm-hmm. Like, all right, but what do you look like today? Mm-hmm. That shit gets live out there.

Man, you just put your money up. That's crazy that their own entities can have those organizations and do that, but we can't. See, that's the thing about it. If you really gamble like that, you start learning lingo. They'd be telling you what to bet on. You don't even know what to put, like, put the money on the, unless you know the codes that they be saying, hey, he's looking better than he's ever looked.

Yeah, but isn't that spontaneous, it's unpredictable, right? The horses are, if it's hot, if it's, it's, it's unpredictable. You can't rid of Ted because the Sari's motherfuck might come out and beat in about. But they show, they show them. They bring them out of front of you. You look at it, and some of them look nervous.

Some of them look skinny. Some of them look skinny, some of the motherfuckers come out there and look like, I don't get a fuck about none of this shit. And you're like, give me, give me. From the way that they were showing us how to do the best. When it happened, niggins. You're the dad, that my book was strong. But it's about, it's a whole lot of different shit

that you can bet on. Nick, caught a cramp, handsway. It ain't even just about who win. Fuck that shit. Yeah, I respect the horse races, man, all the way. But see, if somebody like fly, you can't gamble with fly, because this nigga, this nigga get to win it. And even if he don't get the winning,

if he lose, he's going to destroy something in the vicinity of wherever you at. He's going to... Yeah. He was like, bro, what the finest kicked the hole in my captain, my nigga? Oh, fuck that shit, my name, you straight. I got hit you.

They take it up in your captain? They used to have dog racing. Yeah, great. They still do that. They got dog track. The white ladies let them do that? Yeah. The great lady.

You know, I'm not. You know, I'm like, different. Now they put the shit on the ground and it's like the dog dog show shit the dogs run individually and they clock them and shit oh you know in some places instead of having actual

dog it's electronic though they got electronic horse races yeah they got electronic dog racists but I've never seen nobody actually own the Graham though I have you don't go to the parking up it's a great name like the little ones they're little Italian ones

and Atlanta they're a bunch of they got them whipping graham yeah they're little so Greyhound genetically they're just in a genetic but they got to keep it It's a few different breeds of Greyhounds, too. All of them don't look like the race kind.

That's what I'm saying? Ain't a great day? Hey, what was a great day? I'm going to look that big. That's that big ass one. Well, a great thing is bigger than that. Great day and bigger than that. Great day ain't tall as shit.

They don't live long. No, Scooby-Doo is a great thing. Scooby-Doo is a great thing. Scooby-Doo is a great thing? Armadduce. Hell now. Hell now. Hell the fuck, nah.

Scooby-Doo was a mutt. Astroxon. Astroxon. Mar-a-duke, yeah. They don't live my mom-a-diff. Those are, like, her to feteen dog. Any-a-duke was my nigger, my name. You know what going on.

Any exotic dog that you think is something, those birth-to-fa-fake dogs. Yeah, all those Chinese dogs is the food. Like those Chinese dogs, they used to be food, like the sharpets, the child. It would be food for them. They used to eat them. That's a great day.

Mama-duke look like some. That's a great day. The big one. That's a great day? Yeah. What's bigger? A great Dan or St. Bernard? A great Dan.

Great Dan is the biggest. I thought the Great Dan had like a hunch in his back. No, the great day. And what's those big-eyed dogs? This nigga thought the Great Dan was a cat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. They got just a cane quart songs, and that's all this shit, yeah.

Boy, it's so many degrees of big-ass dogs. What the one that do that? That black people don't even know about. Man, they're going to get these shit. What you get in the ass? Whatever they call. I thought one of those. I have never seen a dog that big before in my life until I saw that kind of dog.

See, that's the thing. They got a mastiff that look like a fucking bear name. Yeah. What do you say? A mastiff. A mastiff. A moose was a type of a Russian dog. But see, a cane course or he's a.

The Akita is a master. No, not Akita. I know Akita's, but it's a Russian. That's Japanese in that bitch. I used to like a big ass. I mean, the head on that bitch ball. That big, bro. I don't know what's so easy to know.

Yeah, exactly. You know what's like that. It's like a way of this shit. I'm going to get me a can. So I got a cane course of, but I'm going to use them just to stud them. But I'm going to give me a black cane corso. And I'm going to do his ears.

No, fuck. I'm doing it. I'm doing it too well in my life. I'm getting me a fucking border collar that looked just like Lassie. And I'm naming it Lassie. A board a caton? Lassette.

Bro, I grew up watching Lasset in black and white. That's a collie, right? Like, they would show, like, some, like, in technical color one. Then they would show, like, the old slas. Nick, you remember flipper? Yeah. Girl.

White people had a head dolphin, man. What about Airbud? What was he? He was a little retriever. You don't see, don't know about that getting distinct, right? Extinct. Extinct. Yeah, what I said, distinct. It stink.

Oh shit. Well, I saw one today. A golden retriever. A golden retrieving. Mm-hmm. Now they're breathing everything down with a poodle, nigga. Oh, yeah. People don't understand.

These are birth-to-feit dogs. Your dog and your live bad, five. They're a stupid-a-doodle. We should get in the business. They got a pit doodle too. We should get some pit doodles. It's called a, what is they called? A doodle Wilder.

We should get some pit bulls. A pit doodles. Sell them to all the niggas in there. The big game. Who? Pit bulls. Pit bulls. Yeah.

There you go. There's got to be big. Because they're putles bite. They're known to bite. The big ones is good. The big ones will be on your ass. The little dogs aggressive. They tell them about they sell.

The Dalmatians have the worst bite. For who? The Dalmatians? I'm just saying I want me a dimeation. They said they have the worst bite. Real. Take them goddamn polka dots off. I can get sick of seeing that motherfucker.

You don't fuck with the Dimation. No, man. Put your shit on. You out of the dress dog goofy and shit. So this pit doodle, we're crazy. You got a chip dog. Look at the pit doodle. That's ain't a little man than a motherfucker.

Oh, he looked at that. Why y'all do this goof-ass shit to be, right? That's the stupid shit. That's a lot. Look, he looks like I ain't before you. It ain't. They're like, man. Fuck this goof-ass shit, man.

But you know what the French are here, right? Yeah. You know the little dog, the pig, the pug dog, the pug dog that's on many people. It's a black dog. It's a bulldog and a mass. That's how. Bro, who hit who?

The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the male hit the massive female. Oh, okay. Because people don't know that French bull dogs are birth to fit dogs. I don't know what the fuck. And we did, they just, they just killed. Yeah, all dogs. And before you know it, they got their own breed. Get their genetic modifications, but yeah, because it's, but it's interesting.

But it's interesting because it, you guys, too, though. too, though. Like, it's a big being, like, people live animals. You started this shit, right? Mastiff and a... Pug. I'm looking at him. Ask them for what a, what a French bull dog come from. A Puck and a master.

A pastor. You looked it up? Yes. A French bulldog. The pub? Yeah. Oh, my God. The one of the like, what up you ate?

Oh, my goodness. He just looked like a boxer now. You should have just got a boxer almost. At that point. Them dogs smart as hell. That's crazy. That's crazy. a bunch.

Oh, that's, look how big and small. This is the head so small. Big and small at the same time. Why would you do that to that dog, man? Beetlejuice. It's a mother movie. Big body look and ass dog. Man,

I'm wondering that you brought up Beetlejuice because it's like now looking back, just knowing what that movie was. Man, that dude, Michael Keating was funny. He did it. He said that's his favorite movie he did. That's his favorite movie he did. That shit was.

He was hilarious, man. He was my favorite Batman. He was my favorite Batman, but that nigga was funny. The Beetlejuice was sitting out there on their little-ass property with smoking in that lawn chair. Beetle juice? I'll the ghost with the most, babe. That dick.

They're doing another one. Hey, that's going to go. I feel like they ain't no Chuck Butter do. And he doing it. Oh, that's gonna be out. That's gonna be dope. You remember the Beetle Juice cartoon? Yeah, yeah.

I had the Beetleju's game. What about pepper and? He was trying to put it. He was trying to fuck a young lady. That little girl was not of age. What, Lydia? Bita Jew? And Bita Jew.

He is a ghost. He is a ghost. He's not trying to get married. So he was still trying to throw something on. But hey, ghosts or not. That was inappropriate, right? Yeah, he was trying to marry her. Mm-hmm.

Winona writer. Mm-hmm. Yep. That's so funny. They used to throw a lot of shit like Daddy Knows type of movies. he'd be like, yep, they can get away with that stuff. You ever think about all the shit that we just grew up watching

that we thought would be timeless that they secretly hiding there? Man, so much, so much. What's here, man, with it. Okay, check this house. One of the most popular shows, motherfucking Mr. Wizard. Oh, white man, you should just have kids over his house doing science experiments. Mr. Wizard. He got to be a little dangerous, too.

He'll bust some shit on fire. Yeah, yeah. Real projects and shit. I remember Bill. It always ended up with Mr. Wizard wanted to turn the lights off and show you something. In living color wouldn't be able,

could it be on right now? Ain't no way. I was watching the Living Color, the racist realtor? No. But ain't no way you can play that shit on TV now. No. It's a real racist realtor.

Like what I'm saying, but the way that they did that sketch, you know what I mean? Men on film, bro, you can't. Yeah. No. Yeah. You can't do that.

Hey, man, this is one of my favorite sketches from the latest season of Living Color when Jennifer Lewis was on there. You remember that she was on there at the end? She was a cast member? Yeah, she had this character she used to do when she was the mama, but she was on the phone the whole time.

Like she used to be on the phone all day, and like her kids would run up to her and ask her something. She'd be like, but all through the sketch, she'd be on the phone, so even at night, it'll be like her husband,

he'll roll over and he was like, baby, that was great. Then she'll just pop up and be on the phone, But you have to look this shit up, man. She would literally be on the phone all day. Yeah, but Damon Wands, man, on that motherfucker. Like just the shit they do, the handy man. Oh, no.

Remember when he had the little lady was his sidekick, the tiny, the tiny Avenger. Mm-hmm. She was the little, she was the little person. None of that. They had the shit. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, you mean, tell me, you ain't got nothing.

You ain't got me, man. man. DeNus Devinio. Remember that? Oh, the strongest woman in the world. That was Jim Carrey. That head detective was funny in there. He had a kid.

But I was a hilarious. Bro, when he flipped him over and had to pun him. Do it. David Allen Greed. He was one of the funniest people on the planet. Man, that looks hilarious. I got a feeling. Like, all that shit.

David, that's the parents is on sick of, 90s is my favorite of all the comedians that did guest appearances in the 90s on sitcoms. David Allen Grill, man, don't get no better than slim, man. Every time you see him on anything, he was hilarious. His guest role was in. Remember our overlay? He was more smooth on Boomerang. But when they thought that he was bringing the jacket back,

and he was like, did you think that he wore the jacket and staked it up to be damned and brought it back? Like, who says that? He is brilliant, y'all. y'all. His improvises is just magnificent. And when he was Joe from, what was the principal, lead on me? Mr. McAfee. Oh, Mr. McAfee, yeah.

With the fake shoe. Mac, Mac, Maccafee. My favorite. That show used to go so hard every week. That's a good question. If it was any show that, as a comedian, like if you could have been on any show, what would you have picked to be on a cast member?

Oh, you know, it would have been Martin. Martin, me too. I love that show. That's a good. best show in the world of me. Timeless, man. So funny. I sit right here and watch rerun.

If anything on TV, if I see Martin, I don't get a fuck of a piece of football game back. I don't feel like me too. Everybody, even like the smallest characters on there became your favorite people. Angry man? Man, you see. Man, sit your way as fast.

Just Jared, I don't eat no damn tuna. Yeah. The way she stopped. What lady? I ain't drunk. I'm on medication. She's that. You know, that's the one that said, look,

hell, sometimes I don't even brush my teeth. You know what? Martin, I don't think people even realize this, but I put this, it's a sitcom, but it's actually a sketch show disguised as a sitcom. Yeah. Now, all of them care, it's a sketch comedy show. There's not a scene on there where they leave any shit.

Like, they go on for the funny and the jokes. Martin might play a character at the beginning that has nothing to do with the rest of the episode. It might just be a character that pop in and it's just a vehicle for this character. What you call? Tracy Morgan might pop in this bitch. Brumman might pop in this bitch. Like even the other motherfuckersk, buddy with the fucked up hair at the market shop. Little dog. Yeah.

Became a character. You know what I'm saying? It's me. Let's he had his own moment. Yes, he had his own little joints in there, man. That's just a crazy. Man, one of my favorite episodes of Martin's one. Jerome and Cole was arguing up with Pam.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Get your thick-ass, when they were about to fight in the end of the motor. Hey, what about the other thing? I got another thing. I got another song. You want to hear.

Oh, yeah. Don't you know no good? Don't you know no good? That Tommy Hurons episode, though. Oh, my God. All time favorite. That was, ooh. Martin CD player.

He sat on that couch? Yeah. He was crazy. Monaster, just that show, man. Oh, nigga, you remember. White Bob from Accountant. Yeah. This party's out of droll, jeez's out of control.

This whole party's out of control. Like, back in mind. He was only in a few episodes. Yeah. That's a classic character. They all them different characters, but they all, you all respect them as their own character. They became that. They're their own thing.

Shenaneh and Shemaneh. Dreg and Drone. Old is oldest. All this is oldest. Rossport. Dragonfly Jones. His mom is his mama. Dragonfly Jones is Dragonfly Jones.

You didn't lie. King beef, like all these different dudes that he played. Like, it would definitely be Mott. If you could go to any sitcom, what would you pick the video? It's hard to say anything after that, but, uh, let's see, any sitcom. I don't know why. Or any show, it don't have to be a sitcom. I don't know why, but this is just the shit I used to watch with my mom and, like,

my little brother, reruns, the goddamn night court. I'm a shit, bro None of Nightcourt What, they re-reaking Nightcourt? Nightcourt, far away, man, let me get on that. I just thought about another one, bro. If I could have been on Eddie's show about a nigga, me and my mom used to watch

this shit favorite supermarket sweet. Yeah. My nigga, I want to be on Super Bowl. I'm broke right now, and I still wanted some of them hams that was wrapped up in bun. You know, man. I know that. I know them honey big hands.

It's on the game show network. It's on the game show network. Oh, yeah. So you mean it's still coming? They're making new ones? Yeah. Oh, I'm, hey, get him. Leslie was hosting that show.

Oh, I wanted to do it. Leslie Jones was hosting it. When you hear the sound of the beat, you're on supermarket sweep. Then they had another one in the mall. What was that one? A shop-teen drop, I think that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but what about this?

If you were a kid, you remember this shit. Those shows are horrible for poor people. Very bad. Those little people do watch them. You'd be like, oh. Y'all remember the K. Born on? You could win that bitch.

Oh, can't be toys. Yeah. Was that born? No, probably not. You might not have been. But all it was was you ran through the store. I could tell you, y'all had like a little 80s moment, right? Yeah.

Real 80s. It was born in the 80s. This one, they still had a toy store. And you can get everything that you could fit in the goddamn car in a minute. Do you know what guts is? I know what the Flintstones are. I mean, but you ain't never seen the show guts. They came on Nickelodeon when you were.

I see Andy Griffin. Bro, they had this one show when they did. This one show. Nintendo was popular. They used to come on in the morning where motherfuckers used to play Nintendo games and, like, you would have to just play all these Nintendo games and try to, like, beat the game.

And then it's, like, if you got to a certain point, they had, like, this big-ass shit just full of Nintendo tapes, and you can just run through there for, like, 30 seconds, as many as you could grab, you can keep. And then they would judge you on, like, your score will be based off what games you got. And if you got a certain score,

you can keep all the games. That's right. Yeah, all of them shows. Double dare, guts, legends of the hidden temple. As a young name. I was gonna say, why don't you love you? Yeah. Like, bro, you are there.

Yeah, yeah. See, there you go. That's it. All right. Now we need. Now we're out there. Come on. Not a three, man.

None that you think about this show there. It's like, that's a petty-ass show. What? That's a show. The whole show is like they asked two teams questions. Yeah. And if you don't know the answer, you would just dare the other team to answer. And if they don't know the answer, they can double dare you to answer.

So if you don't know the answer, you can just take the physical challenge. But you're just like, you, a lot of motherfuckers went on there and did no shit. It was like physical challenge. Hey, damn, nobody. Physical challenge. Just to go crawl through the slam and see if you can find the flag. It don't be fun about that third time. They'd be moving different.

That first one is going on About that third with you See, I wouldn't even want to be On a comedy show I would want to be on some dramatic shit That's in season 44 right now Like all my show I would be on Lord of orders

That's that one reason I want to be on one of them things That came on like season Nine I didn't grew up and everything I didn't get at the rest of the season Where I went to jail Now I'm a detective and shit

I was a troubled kid I didn't grow up in front of these folks If I was a one of them I didn't know what They just take all them cases From real the real life Yeah it'd be funny Because they had the cases

I remember they did that episode On Kelly case I was like they're terrible as fuck They did the re-honor Chris Brown shit I was like what the fuck They did Michael Jackson too Yeah I ain't seen the Michael Jackson

It was a white guy That's crazy With all the kids Movie producer That's the name of the episode. I saw the Chris Brown-Riana one. Yeah, that shit was... They got a start letting niggas like us

on some of these shows, bro. But I think they don't be knowing we want to be on them. They know now. We do. We watch it. We love it. I'm about to try to get on some science fiction shit.

Oh, that's a lot of weird, man. Don't put me on any of air-fire. I'm on a new Star Wars shit. I was going to be on fucking X-out. I hate that shit. I'm talking. Cut that shit off. Cut that shit off.

That ain't fucking that. the S-File shit. I think they fucking around and had a Nick. It was the last time I watched the F-Five. If you watch the S-5, you remember here. They came on and it was a dude in the bathroom. So he was using the bathroom, but somebody was like on his little,

on like a little wheel, not like a wheelchair, but some shit. Like a like a little dolly type, but the nigga ain't had no legs. And he came in a nigga in the bathroom and killed the nigga in the bathroom. Man, I cut this shit off. The nigga with no leg,

came in and killed the nigga who was standing and pissing in the bathroom. I cut the shit out. I said, man, this shit too much for me. The shoulder used to scare the shit out of me was unsolved. Oh, yeah. That music was gonna get you gone. That nigga voice, man.

And why was coming out all that fall? It was fogging of the motherfucker on that set. All unsolved mystery. How old were you, when you figured out there wasn't actual footage from the shit? That was what the fuck they were shown. If you have any information, do, do, do, do, do, leading up to the capture of John Whitfield.

Why can't be people, but? Last scene in the Nevada area. Yeah, I can't watch those. Even now, like, those shows. What, right now? I've never watched all us all visions, all cold cable. Let's go watch some of this shit from the 80s. You'd be on the road and...

They can't show a picture of the real dead bodies on TV. No, I know. People always think this to 80s, but the early 90s was when TV was really on some wild-ass nut shit. Yeah. Every horror movie had a fucking sitcom. Like a show for it Remember the Freddy Krugge series? Yeah Mm-hmm

They had Freddy looking crazy On that motherfucker They just had a cold case For him Jason had a TV series You know another show I couldn't watch Swamp thing

That was a good ad show You missed some shit I didn't watch Swamp thing wasn't even about the mustard This nigga was a scientist Who had an experiment Going wrong

Fucked around It ran to the swamp The Swamp Whatever the shit was They got on them The Swamp shit got on Made them Made them a super strong-ass

nigga But he still was a genius, though. That's the cold part about Swamp Day. Because even why he was Swamp Day, motherfuckers used to come out there and ask him for formulas and shit like that, and he would like come up out to swamp and help people.

And he was the whole swamp. Right. And his whole shit was he was trying to figure out a way to reverse being Swamping Man, I couldn't watch that. Right, can he be in a swamped that shit? That's a good-ass movie. The fly. Yeah, when he turned into that, he started falling apart, bro,

Before even transformation, just everything they'll fall out. That was disgusting. That was a nasty animal. You're like, ugh. Then your skin started rip, wet. Man, we gotta wrap this shit. We'll be here all night. We bet.

I started all this shit. It's going crazy. A whole boy. See? And what you get? You started it. Nah. What you're supposed to be here?

And you got them, yeah. You know what it is. I appreciate it because I'm just being myself. Like, I'm not trying to be. trying to match your I just I love watching you talk this one right here this one right here that's my you know we told we talk big shit man big big yeah yeah man I'd have had plenty of moments where we was like what the fuck's still doing oh yeah I know Carlos ain't fucking with this shit

yeah it was it was but look look where we are now right I'm exactly what we're coming up next what we aspire to be people always want to want to know what you're about to do, even though you did a whole bunch of stuff already. What you got going? So it's funny, because I always talk about how I'm not big on Atlanta because of my past trauma here. But I booked a movie today that shooting in that.

Yeah. So I'll be back in a couple of weeks. And I'm doing a show out here with some of the greatest women in comedy that I respect. We're doing a show here at the beginning of April. But, oh, wow, I appreciate that. It feels so good. And so I'm writing a book that for, I got a book deal.

Oh, I appreciate it. That came off this special. That was before. Oh, you was already working on. Yeah, I got it. And you know I don't really celebrate my wins. I kind of keep them to myself, but I appreciate it. You have to learn to celebrate them.

Yeah. Yeah. You got more good news than a motherfucker. Yeah, and I have an animated series that I'm like me. I ain't clapping no more. I'm tired. Hey, they're telling me out. They told me I wasn't going to do Shaq.

I was told I would never get a special. I was told everything that I've done, I was told that I couldn't do. And they treated you like the teachers treat your rappers back in the day. I told you when I was a day. They know who they are. The Shaq thing, they always say, oh, you know, they, you know, they not about to put no Puerto Rican woman on Shack. Yes, they are.

They did. That was allowed to. Oh, shit. So. Copy as shit. I appreciate it. Man, don't forget about us when you blew up in, in Spanish. You're about, but I'm saying, you about to meet.

I have so many cars. I need to get old, you're gonna, the old key chains. They're all in cars. They all got the same keys. We don't even know who prime park is. You got to the bank. And I'm telling you, the cops was. the car was sold that originally

with that stick and that came with the original purchase of the car. You already blew up. Watch what's about to happen. Now you're about to blow up again. You're going to be on fucking narcos or some shit as the new fucking Grisel de Blanco or some shit. That's my dream. And then they're going to be like, bro, why she on the show? I'm like,

bro, she is out of here. She is playing Jaylo's sister in the fucking TV series. For real, I know. Because comedians, because we have our own voice and comedy so they try to plug us in comedy and it's like hey do this and it's corny but dramatic stuff most of us can do it because our comedy is rooted in drama right yeah like day cook is a really good dramatic actor he's very good i'm still trying to do some work with lou dame and phillips work and amelia estavis i don't like it sound like yongols you know charlie shane real name ain't

Charlie Sheen. Mm-mm. I saw a book where they had that they used to have with celebrities real, supposed to be real names.

Did you know Chuck Norris first name is Carlos? His name is Carlos Norris? Damn. And Charlie Sheen is half Mexican.

That's why Martin Sheen, so they changed, that's why Emil Ester's brother. Yeah, he kept his last name and the other one changed.

Oh, the Estabez. It's a bunch of Latin people who changed their names so that they could be seem white I'm one I ain't know that boy

we got in list I'm laughing I'm white I'm white I don't know black and white black and white white white

white white well drop your social media so they can follow you funny Iida AIDA

I don't read comments and I don't battle rap with bitter balls on the internet Don't waste your time. Don't waste your time. That's the truth, though. I don't waste your time.

So a lot of people doing paragraphs, doing a little Kermit thing. Didn't read it. I see more than three words and I'm like, yeah. Life is too short. How is funny Ida? It's A-I-D-A. It's not A-A-A-A.

The funniest video on your page is your cousin pulling up with the machete. With the what? Oh, yeah, yeah. The video is so funny. That's so funny. That's like everybody got a cover like that. That ain't even my cousin.

I know. That's just a Mississippi cousin. Like when you have some smoking Mississippi when your cousin pull up. You have to see that machete. Yeah, yeah. Call on the Brown Cup! Yeah.

It's so funny. That's the funniest, yo. Hey, shout out to King South. If you don't know King South, there's a nigga on there. Love you, Cuck. He'd be saying that shit all the time on Instagram. We got to get him on here. He funded.

Him, a couple more motherfuckers. I appreciate y'all, thank you. Make sure you watch Fighting Words streaming on HBO. Yeah, man. Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. 85 South Show, Ida Rodriguez. We have the 909. Yeah!

What are you doing? Oh, the ugly twins. If you ever want to write with me, y'all nigga finally made it outside, huh? I knew fucking around. I sit down. What you all got over here? I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.

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