The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Aint No Justice Its Just Us @karlousm @dcyoungfly | Ep. 113

Episode Date: January 12, 2018

D.C. Young Fly and Karlous Miller connect to drop another hilarious episode of The 85 South Show.... D.C. is back from Total Request Live in New York City to talk about the hustle, snitching and the p...olice. But first, Karlous and D.C. drop a cold freestyle about liquor, cop some new Jordans, check out Karlous' brand new truck and they finish up the episode talking about stand up comedy, Dave Chappelle and old niggas in the game. Support the coldest podcast and check out our merch! https://www.85southshow.com/shop See The 85 South Show Live! https://www.85southshow.com/live FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:53 It's funny as fuck, though. We got 10 days in the building Say what, say what Say what Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building
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Starting point is 00:02:37 We don't bend up and see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these hoars on the loo Niggas talking about Them niggins fucking hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me
Starting point is 00:02:49 She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the end But I might jump on the plane in Pallé vu la Franca's my noose. I got the jokes I'm everywhere. You see me with it. I'm up in Africa. I'm telling jokes in different cities.
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Starting point is 00:03:20 I like smoking weed. I like it and hot. I'm going on in my liquor. I make bitches mad like DC Youngfly Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize And then I say I don't give a fuck
Starting point is 00:03:33 I'm crazy man I don't know crazy man I'm crazy man For a crazy man To if you give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking
Starting point is 00:03:46 You know some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if this pussy is great Then Carlos really want some Oh, that pussy girl I don't like
Starting point is 00:04:02 Annie. 80 5 80 5 Hey fight man And get the fuck out of
Starting point is 00:04:31 Yeah man I said she Go to shake it like a I had the one chick She was fighter than everybody But all she Want to do Is drink
Starting point is 00:04:40 Pachron at the potty But I took her to the crib And she said She wanted to play She woke up all the lyrics I had that big drinking Ian Jain Hey man
Starting point is 00:04:48 This is 85 South show Man what you mean Fuck you mean Let me tell you something Nigg don't think I ain't grew up rough Listen, I bet you niggas ain't do this in middle school every day. Nope.
Starting point is 00:04:57 I bet you ain't went outside and jumped your mama car every day with a self-starter. Stop playing. Not the box. The jump box. John, come and prank the car. Every morning. What time? It didn't matter.
Starting point is 00:05:13 It'd been time when my mama was in the car looking at me, cranking it up. I'm like, man, I'm too young. Every morning, bro. And, bro, this was, this was protocol, this was protocol, nigga. I get dressed, hurry up, take the jumper outside, crank my car. Six, seventh, and eighth grade. Damn. Every fucking morning.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Made you a better person. Oh, don't let the motherfucking self-crank her. Don't you fuck again. Hey, all that type of niggler. And you know I'm like so friendly That's why I keep my bitches They be drinking on the Remy I thought you feelin' see
Starting point is 00:05:58 Hey Then Hennie No, they was drinking Remy Because we ran out of Hennie He had that white girl friend She said her name was Jenny And we was drinking vodka But she was drinking plenty
Starting point is 00:06:09 Hey This is what the police got to understand Niggas It's just some shit As a black person You just can't tell the police You just can't They ask you all the type of goddamn
Starting point is 00:06:20 You just can't tell them because that just ain't how shit work. You got to let them do their job. You got to do some police work on this one and go shoot. You got to do some shit. You got to do some shit. I can't do it. I don't think you ever been on a car like this about to pass out because of gas.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I haven't. Hey man, this thing about to die trying to put gas in a goddamn car, bro. But the niggins in court. We're investing in the Bitcoin market, not the actual coin. Like the more people use the currency. the bigger, that's what's driving the price of it up. Yeah, and it's being accepted. And you don't have to buy one
Starting point is 00:06:57 Bitcoin. You can buy a piece of a Bitcoin. You can say, shit, I'm going to put $10 on that shit. And Bitcoin, so gangsters, they'll be like, well, you own 0.066 of a third of a fourth of some Bitcoin. Mothoble rhyme by me, me, DZ!
Starting point is 00:07:14 Hey, bro, that'd be the worst shit when you're going through some real shit and then fans be right back. Yeah, what a nigga walked up and said? Hey, what the problem is, bro? I said, bro, you walking. It ain't anything you can do. It's this video on Instagram with these niggas in court
Starting point is 00:07:28 and the nigga look up is him and his partner. Oh yeah, my girl is it. I'm the only one got charred with narcotics. It's you and your constitutional rights. Paul.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Harvey. Yes. I just came one more quick. I'm the only one that got charged than narcotics. Yes. That ain't look, buddy. Oh really?
Starting point is 00:07:58 Oh, these folks need a little bit more information on it. Hey, boy. Hey, real, boy. That nigga been not telling their again. So you was there, seen nobody, got the bill. I walked in. I said, damn, look like somebody got shot in here. Let me get that cold 45 and a loose cigarette.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Hey, they get drunk. Hey, they be on cocaine. When they get drunk, they be on cocaine. cocaine when they get drunk they want that cocaine when they get drunk they want that okay hey I don't do that coke but let them hold do that hey I don't do no coke but let them hold do that I'm not no moving I'm just saying oh you know how you you get when you go shopping I'm gonna throw my groceries back there but that'll be oh yeah don't ask me to move your bed dresser oh no that ain't that ain't that ain't that ain't but get what a nigga that ain't one of them
Starting point is 00:08:48 Forget what a nigga gonna say. Lo's the lame mad, nigga. He got a truck. He can put the bed on the back. Help me more. That ain't that kind of truck. They got you hauled for $2.99. I probably need to untangle it or something shit.
Starting point is 00:09:04 What's up? Push up, nigga. I'm here, Neen. We went on you, nigga. We ready to work, Neen. It don't matter, though. Just got to put it on the right ear. Flip the air.
Starting point is 00:09:16 It don't bad it, do. We ain't been in hitting the long as time I was in here last night You were in there last night? I could have got here last night I spent family quality time Brussing. I'm brother Yeah man like You know what
Starting point is 00:09:33 Y'all like they're doing all that shit Soon as I get As soon as I get back in town right Nigger just assume I'm for to hit them scree and go to the club I'm like bro you know what I ain't been with my daughter in a whole plan We ain't about that life man
Starting point is 00:09:47 I'm trying to spend time with my daughter. But tomorrow, we can go see them assing. I got to get my family time out of the way. Right. I got priorities, man. Exactly. I would land in the bed. My partner, I'm like, come on, come out to the club.
Starting point is 00:10:00 I'm like, what time are you going? No, damn where I want going. Land with my precious Nova baby. Oh, that bad at four. She funning in the motherfucker, boy. Y'all not there doing all that cute. Have you ever wanted to go to sleep? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:16 And you're like, I'm talking about. When you open your eye with your eye roll on the back of your head, sleep. Check, check, check, check, check. Oh, I would be tired. That little motherfucker would not let me go to sleep. She don't get tired. Get your butt out from over there, child. Look at you.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Look, blue. Ha ha ha ha. Get up, get up, dick. Get your crazy ass up, bitch. Redberry mott. They're going hard in the paint. If you were a drinker, this is really the one. What would you mix with that shit?
Starting point is 00:10:47 This right here? Yeah, what would you put it with? Like some rock or the other other shit, they're gonna be getting fucked over off of Petron. Come on, nah. See, I'll be around drinkers, but I don't drink. I know what to mix with to get them fucked up. You know what?
Starting point is 00:11:02 When you be around chicks that drink, you turn it to a little bartender. You do. I already know. If you like, you drank. Like I wanted to be respectful, but the only thing, you know, is when you entertaining some holes, you'll turn it to a little bartender. The niggas start cutting up lines.
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Starting point is 00:11:38 Put it in the top. Put the lines in the coconut. Put it on the top. Come on. The line on the coconut. Put it on the top. I say what? I'm on the coconut.
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Starting point is 00:12:07 When we at the crib drink and watching football, got the patrol shots, some margaritas for all y'all. Hey, look, I already know what going on. You want to get them drug, got to get that whole patrol. Okay. You should know patrol, I know what I can pop there. Okay. I just know it go and get it.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Ask that nigga, do you got some box? Water. Let me tell them, I know who. Let me tell you how I do this. A cheap bitch, you can get her some exclusive. Okay. Hey, a big bottle. And I tell you like this, she's going to shake it like a mile.
Starting point is 00:12:37 I had this one chick. She was finer than everybody. But all she want to do is drink patrol at the potty. But I took her to the crib. And she said she wants to. I look up all the lyric I had That bit drinking E and J I'm the type of nigger
Starting point is 00:12:51 And you know I'm like so friendly That's why I keep my bitches They be drinking on the rimmy Hey I thought you fit to see Hey Dan Hennie No they was drinking remit Because we ran out of Hennett
Starting point is 00:13:02 Hey had that white girlfriend She said her name was Jenny And we was drinking vodka But she was drinking plenty Hey Had to grab them titty And you know the drink were coming back That bitch were going
Starting point is 00:13:14 You know when they're drinking this drinking, that's what we're doing. Hey, after they get drunk, hey, they be on cocaine. When they get drunk, they be on cocaine. When they get drunk, they want that cocaine. When they get drunk, they want that cocaine. I don't do that, but let them hold do that. Hey, I don't do no coke, but let them hold do that. Snil, snip!
Starting point is 00:13:37 I don't do no coke, but let them hold do that. Sneal, sniff! I don't do no coke, but let them hold do that. If you ain't never seen this shit before, look the other. If you ain't never seen this shit before, look the other way You ain't never seen this shit before look the other way You ain't never seen this shit before look the other Hold on, hold on, hold on
Starting point is 00:13:57 She thought it in her purse, I said, what that is, what that is? You know these ho-and-fucking with them feel Hey, hey, she's been sleeping, let me put a whole recorder look She took that pill by herself To get out her purse, she didn't need no fucking help This was all this bitch, y'all Tell them Ebony That's your pill
Starting point is 00:14:18 That you put it in your drink Hey my name is Heppenny I'm on purse Fuck what you take We only fuck with them grown That women that be doing Their own drug Only fucking grow
Starting point is 00:14:27 That women That be doing their own drugs We only talking with women Who got their own drugs We only fucking with women Who got their own drug And you know I got this chick She didn't want to have sex with me
Starting point is 00:14:39 She said you freak it Do you want to pop some ecstasy I said I don't know I ain't did that shit on the old time. She said, come on, you pop this pill, you can get it all night. I said, shit, what we doing is the weekend. She started popping pills.
Starting point is 00:14:52 I swear to God, I started geeking. Hey. The crazy part, I'm gonna keep it real. What? She didn't fucking me up. Off half a pill. I don't even know what this is. I swear to God, I'm scared to hell.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Like, you feel my legs, I want to go to sleep and shit. I need to go to bed. But the crazy part is, now it's like six in the morning. How long got bitten on this shit? Where's we going? Come on. Shard and poured out some powder I would like, damn.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Ain't gonna lie. I don't seen before like this. You're like, if you're scared, I'm gonna let you see to know. Yeah, listen, shawda, I don't sold crap before. Okay, okay. Take a snill. Go ahead and take a hit.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Bend it over, take the dick. I don't give a fuck because I am from the hood. And if you sniff, powder, then you got a friend so many for you to call her. Okay, one time I got so high. I was coming so high. I don't do some. gross white holes in a dorm room
Starting point is 00:15:45 We was at this college One of those college states And I was like, you're gonna be so fucked up Wait till about eight I'm like cool shit, I'm straight But I really want a sandwich Man, this shit gonna kick in Because my high, I can kind of man
Starting point is 00:15:58 Well, man, man, I know I was hot too soon Everything up in the room Start looking just like cartoon I remember I would keep up too But it was just So some weed I'm gonna tell you a few
Starting point is 00:16:11 Now listen I got the weird and you got the cocaine so when the police pull us over just stick with your thing all right all right i know i'm gonna get out tonight but you you might need you a flight cause no ass gonna be in there for the whole weekend and they're gonna be see your charge and i'm like she was geeky and i see one thing that niggas don't know but they're gonna learn one when you go to jail on the weekend you can't see the jail till monday you gotta sit in there might as well jay
Starting point is 00:16:43 make some friends and see if you can get your bond together and see if your partner's got some men call your sister, call your mama and keep calling back every hour say what y'all at? Y'all don't left, y'all got my money, shit, with my power. Somebody come and get me, man, y'all bullshit and making y'all ain't coming, but they are already there.
Starting point is 00:17:00 They were just waiting on your paperwork from your bonding. Yeah. That's true. Yeah, that's true. Shit I already be paid for. They just take three hours, four hours, proxing.
Starting point is 00:17:10 You wait, though, your paperwork can come from upstairs. Again what? Your shit, in the fast machine they just say hit the send button your shit sit right there right now they don't send it from us there it's on the fact they don't put a nigga on top of your paper then sit both of y'all papers at the same time
Starting point is 00:17:22 hell yeah it's a real shit welcome back to the 85 side of that shit hey hey hey now we come I'll be like don't get money they came back talking about drugs bro bro nigga talking about shit now I'm pile that's the 2018
Starting point is 00:17:36 yeah and the shit you said real everybody is responsible for their own shit you yeah yeah that's all way around bitch I got the weed you got the coke Now, remember, you stick to your thing. Don't get in here talking about, I don't know what that is, bitch. You know that white shit, yo. Hey, and you need to let everybody know before you pull off.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I ain't got no lice. You need to say that. Hey, going to jail for shit like that and uncalled for it. I don't think things you go to jail for shit. They know that they can go to jail for. Come on, now. I know that sounds like a stupid, stupid question. Like, how you're going to rob a nigga?
Starting point is 00:18:05 I mean, you might get $20,000. But I'm saying, like, if you know he ain't got no lice. Like, you just really yelling at the police like, Hey! If you want the niggins to lock up, all the niggins are lock up! Amen. You ain't got no license?
Starting point is 00:18:18 I hope all the niggas in the street this year get out the street. That shit is over with it. Yeah, get on the sidewalk. Come on, man. You still can see what going on in the street. You ain't got to be in there. You ain't got to be in the street.
Starting point is 00:18:31 The streets ain't for every. That's what exactly what they made sense. Just be one of them. Oh, hell, no. That's she crazy. Should be a commentator for the street. You ain't got to be in the street. An observer, man.
Starting point is 00:18:40 You've already commentating and snitching anyways, I feel like you just go ahead commentate on the sidewalk because sometimes you get fucking around and get hit in the crowd fire and now you got to commentate in that interrogation room you're like yeah man you know I saw a lot of things because I was right there I saw some things and I seen some shit
Starting point is 00:18:57 and depending on what y'all really don't is what I got to tell y'all well I know that I said I wasn't over there I wasn't but I had been over there so you're telling me you bought the bill at 1030 I bought the bill at 11.30.
Starting point is 00:19:14 That's what time I bought the bill. But you know the murder was at 11.25. But at 1125, I was just not pulling up. So that's telling me you had to walk over the body. To get the bill. To get the bill. That's what I told your partner. So you was there, seen the body, got the bill.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I walked in. I said, damn, look like somebody got shot in here. Let me get that cold 45 and a loose cigarette. Total was $6.11. I walked straight out. Stood outside, waited on y'all, smoked some of the cigarette, put the other half out. Y'all pulled up, started asking me shit. The nigger who had did it was already gone.
Starting point is 00:19:52 So you seen the nigger do it and you went in the store. No, he was gone when he did it for I got there. But I had already walked to the stoke and I wasn't going to not get no bill because I had already walked. So nobody was in the store. You didn't buy the bill so that mean you was accomplished to the robbery because you took the deal. I didn't know nobody who had nothing to do with the robbery or the shooting. I'm just a bill buyer. Now, if you lock him motherfuckers up for that, then I can go for that.
Starting point is 00:20:21 But I ain't shot nothing. Nah, nah, I wasn't driving. Hey, that's how a nigga always get away. Now, if you're going to lock a nigga up for this, now, you can lock me up for that. But for that, you got the game fucked up. Y'all talking about some murders and shit. Hey, don't nigga be like, well, I didn't know motherfucking murder, but if y'all down here locking niggas up for child support, now I did that now.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Hey, why that nigger ain't interrogate you, them niggins out there like, I don't think he got something to do it. Hey, that's the worst part. When you watch the first 48, and as a nigger, you can tell when a nigga ain't do it. You'd be like, bro, I ain't,
Starting point is 00:20:52 I don't fuck with the police, but they need, like, a real nigger counsel just to watch the video. Like, that nigger ain't do that. Hey, you ever got tricked from a nigger who you thought ain't do it, and when they come to find out the nigg did, you like, boy, that d'nigoo. That nigger tricked me.
Starting point is 00:21:03 That nigger tricked me, boy. I knew for a fact, he had nothing to do with that. Like, they're on the wrong search, my nigga, wrong league. Hey, boy. And this nigga old sneaky little boston. Boy, I hate when they get the wrong nigga. That nigga, the nigga who being in there with his arm tucked to him, like, bro, I swear to God, bro. I've been there to hang him by sitting there.
Starting point is 00:21:25 I was, that my partner, bro. How am I kill my bad friend? Those nigger shot me too. I was like, bro. They shot him. That nigga ain't hell shit to do with it, bro. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.
Starting point is 00:21:52 On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health, struggles, and more, and found the stream to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed.
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Starting point is 00:22:59 And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets. Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever.
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Starting point is 00:24:51 This nigger just need a ride to the store. I swear, it's like one of the worst day ever in somebody's life. These niggas go to the store, and it's so happened that the niggins we get the ride from, got beef with a nigger at the store. they not knowing this nigga is with them. They're like, it's all
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Starting point is 00:25:12 bomb, bomb. Everybody got to get the hell on. Boom. They come get this nigga ace out.
Starting point is 00:25:20 He already know. He played a not-go-snitch part. You know, they got to play it for like two,
Starting point is 00:25:26 three minutes. He's like, so what you? He's like, man, I don't really know, man. You know,
Starting point is 00:25:31 I don't really know. They own his dad. They're like, look, All right, June. I was all right, June. He's like, all right, June. You fin to go on get these 30 years,
Starting point is 00:25:39 going with the rest of all. He's like, man. Listen, boy. This is all doing what it. He's like, boy. What, hey. Listen. He's trying to be a real, nigga.
Starting point is 00:25:50 You get it. That boy's coming out. He's like, man, listen, dog. Fuck all that. I just want to ride. That nigga did that, that. That nigga did that. And he's like, you should, man.
Starting point is 00:26:01 I put my life on it. But I don't get a fuck with none of y'all niggins talk about. Those niggins did it. But if y'all didn't get me to sign something by what the pen. Man, them didn't go get the niggle right. Go get the nigga who he told on. They didn't tell him, right. So they're telling him like, yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Your boy don't told us everything, nigga. Get with the nigga over there in the dread. Like, man, that's my dog, man. The nigga ain't told you shit, man. He ain't there, nothing. Not knowing that nigga over there. Like, man, what a pen? What a pen?
Starting point is 00:26:28 Shout over there like, that's my dog. Man, get with them four. They say, that's your dog, huh? He said, yeah. They say, well, come with us, man. We want you to, we want you to see some. Man. This is really against the law.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Them niggas open their door where the partner was in that time of what the PIN at. They opened the door. They say, this is who you were talking about? These things. Get the fucking out of here, man. That nigga with them drag, man. That nigga, look.
Starting point is 00:26:57 That nigga, look at that camera like that. That nigga, look at that camera. That nigga. Man, get the fuck out of here, you know you had better go to prison, right? You saw that video, you sent that one on Instagram, but the niggas in court in front of the... Hey, well, I didn't go to prison, boy. You saw this video on Instagram with these niggas in court, and the nigga look up. It's him and his partner.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Oh, yeah, my girl is it. I'm the only one guy charred with narcotic. You and your constitutional rights, Paul. Harvey. Yes. Hey, this came one more quick. I'm the only one that got charged in our practice. Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:39 That ain't looked, buddy. Oh, really? Oh, these folks need a little bit more information on it. Hey, boy. That ain't real, boy. That nigga being that telling her again. Hey, boy. I saw one thing, he tried to be hard at fault.
Starting point is 00:27:53 They were like, tell her what happened to the folks they got Kea or frat. That nigga said, shit. I don't know nothing about them folk they got Kea or frat. She was like, oh, well, that's fine. Because we got enough information and lock you up already. up I read. That next time, hold up. I know a little song.
Starting point is 00:28:05 You're about to tell it. But it's, bro. Sometimes, okay, I want to say six times out of ten, bro. All right. It's a good four times out of ten before we lie. Because a good 20% they got a lead. No, I'm talking about 20% they got a lead. So I can't really just say 60% they line.
Starting point is 00:28:23 They don't call the lead from another lead. But 40% they really bush and for you to, they might think they know the information or they write. They might on the right lead, but if you just say no and just stick to it for like a year or two. This is what the police got to understand. The nigga can't lie that long. They can't go if they laugh for like a day or two.
Starting point is 00:28:41 But if you got to lie for him, he's like, man, I'm on the good for about four bucks of these lies shit, but I ain't lie. This is what the police got to understand. Niggas, it's just some shit as the black person. You just can't tell the police. You just can't. They ask you all the type of goddamn.
Starting point is 00:28:56 You just can't tell them. Because that just ain't how shit worked. You got to let them do their job. You got to do some police work on this one. You got to do some shit. You got to do some shit. I can't do it for you. You got to, you got to, it's like one on Frank Lucas.
Starting point is 00:29:10 When they keep coming back with information, you like, where? The crazy part is even when you're going to do an investigation. Even when you're the victim, you can't really tell them like, what happened. I don't know what happened. This shit happened to me. You tell me what happened. That's exactly what I don't know what the fuck happened. You tell me, Mr. Officer.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I don't know. attitude. Yeah, because you're asking me the goddamn question. That's exactly what happened to me. Victim, motherfucking victim. And I got locked up for being a victim. I'm like, what happened? I'm like, uh, I'm fucked up. That's what happened. They're like, who did it? Nigger.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Nighttime. I can't see. I need for you to do some work. Come on now. Well, we need to know what color they had on. I just not did it. I don't know who the fuck. It matter fact. They had a knife. And then the motherfuckers what color is a knife. The motherfuckers say you want to press charges. I said, No.
Starting point is 00:30:01 I look like, I can't press shit. Oh, nigger. You mean literally. Yeah, literally. I don't want to press no motherfucker charges. I'm just glad to be a lie. Do you know them nigga lock me up for being a lie? It's a charge for when you were in the streets and you make it out of life.
Starting point is 00:30:18 You go to jail. The police telling you should have died. You would have been free. Yeah, man, you got to do 21 days for making it out some shit that might. You probably started, but we don't really know. But somebody got to go to jail for this shit. So, come on. I'm like, damn, dog.
Starting point is 00:30:34 That fucked up. Did that one not realize that shit? Fuck the justice system. Ain't no justice. I said, did he nick? I went to, I went to jail because I didn't want to tell you some information. Right. I feel like you should go out there and go find out.
Starting point is 00:30:47 I don't know. I don't really have to. So they said, we got to blame somebody. I don't know. I ain't never had to call him for shit. I mean, I don't call. I ain't never. I got stabbing him was in the emergency room.
Starting point is 00:30:56 And when I woke up, them nigg was in my face. I had to call him when they said. I don't throw my car, but that's the only time I ever had to call them. I called them twice. You can't proceed without the police report. I call them twice on shit that I needed the police on for like, when they broke it to my car for a rental car, and I need the police report. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Or when I got, when I ran out of gas and I thought I was putting gas in my car for like 45 minutes, and I was inhaling gas and gas was never going in the car. I feel like I need the police to help me. Hold on. Gas, bro. No, hold up, bro. How you thought you was putting gas in the car? Listen, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:26 I was putting gas in the car and I just hid it in the ground, but I'm like, maybe that's some of it. Maybe that's not all of it. What the fuck was you driving? And I'm trying to crank my... Nicky, I had a charge of a runner car that ran out of gas that didn't even tell me that I would run out of gas. Ran out of gas. Had to run down the street to go get a gag can. I almost fin to get the fine with the nigga at the stove because that gag can't get me another one. He's like, I can't do nothing about this. I said
Starting point is 00:31:48 fuck, nigga, I've been in a hell in gas for 30 minutes. What? You're going to give me another gag can? I ain't here. Not of that? But this time, I'm frustrated because I feel like I'm about to die. I'm in helling gas for 30 minutes. And this nigga is refusing to give me a Another gag can. I feel like, nigger, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:32:03 I'm really, like, panicking on the load. Because I'm like, I don't inhale gas for 30 minutes. He's talking about he can't give me another gas can. That's $2.99. How the fuck that's going to hurt you? Fuck-ass, nigga. Give me another gag can for I slap the shit out, you bitch-ass, nigga. And I'm in the middle of nowhere talking to a nigga just like this.
Starting point is 00:32:19 If you was riding by, I was literally talking to this nigga like, fuck, nigga, you're going to give me another can. I don't get me a bag can. Why you just ain't buy another gag can? I'm not going to do that. This gas can just broke. Bitch-ass, nigga. Give me another gas can, because I got to get the fuck out from around.
Starting point is 00:32:32 I'm panicking. I'm feeling woozy. I don't call to police. I called the ambulance. They're on the phone. I'm listening. I'm on the phone with the 911 dispatcher. This bitch is like, where you at?
Starting point is 00:32:45 I'm like, bitch, you to teleport shit. I don't know where I'm at. And she said, what you got on? I say, bitch, if I'm dying, what does that matter? I need for you to come. Don't you know that bitch, that bitch transferring me over to another 911 dispatcher. transferred me over to the ambulance, transferred me over to the firefighters.
Starting point is 00:33:04 I said, bitch, if I was dying, I'm dead. I talked to three different niggins on a 911 call, and they still ain't even swerve over there to even up to just check up on what the fuck are going on. You know how you're a butted out of the police in the hood, and they pull up at your dough? Quick.
Starting point is 00:33:21 If a baby called 911, then hang up. They come in in three minutes. I'm on the phone with these niggas for 45 minutes. And nobody showed up. Bro, I just, I, that's fucking scares the shit out of me that knowing. And I was inhaling real gas. All it takes is for you to run out of gas to be damn near dead, bro. You got to tighten your shit up.
Starting point is 00:33:41 And inhale gas. It was going to be a sad story, too. How are you passed out? How do you fuck the gas hit the ground? Nigga, I'm lost. This one I'm, you know, in the gas can, right? Okay, you know how in the gas can, right? You know, the stick on the pump, right?
Starting point is 00:33:55 It has to go in. It has to go through that. little silver metal, the little circle part for the gas to go in. I never stuck the little prong thing in. What were you doing? I thought I was pointing in, Carlos. I never put the stick in there
Starting point is 00:34:12 so it could go in it. I was pointing in thought it was niggas I was panicking, okay? That's what you do when you panic with gas. You're just pouring gas every game. I'm pouring gas on myself on the car on the ground. It was never going in. The little gallon and a half never went in the car. Damn!
Starting point is 00:34:28 I'm just glad that shit ain't take you out of the game. Nicky, you ain't, I don't think you ever been on a car like this about to pass out because of gas. I haven't. Hey, man, this thing about to die trying to put gas in the goddamn car, bro. The motherfucker rhyme by me, me, DZ! Hey, bro, that'd be the worst shit when you're going through some real shit
Starting point is 00:34:52 and damn fans be riding back. That what a nigga walked up and said. Hey, what the problem is, bro? I said, bro, you walking. There ain't nothing you can do Get the fuck out, man I mean, if you to keep walking
Starting point is 00:35:03 You can call the police And say you white And I'm trying to rob you Because that's the only way They're gonna call quit Because I'm about to die Man, fuck that car You might real walk with me
Starting point is 00:35:12 Niggily I had a flight in the morning At 7 o'clock Don't nobody want to sit by your gas smelling that Bro, I had to take a retardate ad bath Bro, leave the clothes All that
Starting point is 00:35:24 Tell the valet man Leave the windows, roll down Amen. The valet man, you want the windows that be rough. Man, my name. Amen. I don't have a rough day. Only your hands. I want to do the key window roll the fuck down.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Don't ask me no question. Hey, man. So that's what the fuck you've been up to? Man, I ain't never calling the police ever again. Well, fuck the police. Fuck that. Hey, man, TRL coming back. Tomorrow, well.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Well, we might have this shit out this week. It was on already. Every day and four o'clock. Monday through Friday, every day and four o'clock. You know, the fuck. going on. T.I.L. You know, you're going to go turn the fuck up. I'm going to drink a whole lot of water. A whole bunch of... I've been on water and, well, I've been outside eating grass. Man, tell everybody you straight, bro. You had everybody scared over the goddamn day.
Starting point is 00:36:10 I was scared. I ain't never been dehydrated me. I just thought I was tired. Hey, man, I appreciate everybody for sending your prayers and your best wishes. You know what I'm saying? I just overworked myself, man. You know what I'm saying? Your bubble dehydrated. You know, shit. I worked too hard. I died about this shit. I ain't going back to what the fuck I. used to do you know what I'm saying but I got to take better care of myself you know I'm saying I was in Killeen Texas damn they're about to throw up on stage but y'all y'all y'all want to know because I got to keep a profession and go hard you see what I'm saying but that's for anybody who go hard for what they do make sure you take care of
Starting point is 00:36:44 yourself you drink a lot of water you know what I mean I'm back you know I'm saying I'm taking care of myself I got my water I got my fluid you know but I appreciate everybody for showing love making sure I was straight but everybody makes sure I was great sure y'all take care of y'all, you know what I'm saying? Drink that water, eat healthy, you know, and everything gonna be all right. Stay prayed up. Your boy, D.C. on flight, is back and full. Motherfucking, out there.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Never. Fuck you, man. Never? I had a headache for a whole two weeks straight. Shit, no. Two weeks straight. I'm talking about that bitch won't go nowhere. And it was getting worse every time I flew on the plane.
Starting point is 00:37:19 And it seemed like I had more flights within them two weeks than I ever did. It's like I took a flight every day. And every time I got in the air, I'd wake up on my sleep like, God. Damn it, man. How long we got on there for like an hour now? I need to pop a pill. And that's what I was scared of. I ain't want to get used to popping motherfucking pills.
Starting point is 00:37:36 I ain't want to be one of them niggas. I had to pop a pill every time just to do some shit. Yeah. So I said, fuck it. And I got to go to the hospital. Let me see what we're really going on with me since I'm at home. Because I ain't going to go to the hospital. They had to give me two bags of salt water.
Starting point is 00:37:48 It just how much water I didn't have my sister. I'd get two bags. He'd be with a cup of IVs and back rejuvenated. All right, man. Matter of fact, do we got some water? Yeah, somewhere. Please. Oh, I got a water right here.
Starting point is 00:37:59 What I need? We're painting all over the world. I got to drink the water with you. God damn way, fuck around and need two more bag. Drink your motherfucking water. This is a promo, man. Drink your water. 2018.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Niggas out here passing out. Come on, man. Drink this shit. Hey, boy, I learned my list. You understand me? I went to the pool the other day. Bro, that's two times you was almost took out. Hey, my nigga.
Starting point is 00:38:27 You got nine live, bro. Every time I look up, you got, that's all you've been doing in your 85 South Show absence. Escaping death. Don't say that. Oh, fuck, right. They can't escape that, motherfucker. I've been just escaping accidents. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:38:44 You out here being accident prone and shit. Your insurance coverage is going to go up. And the crazy part, I got a lot of insurance. I mean, your premium, not your coverage, nigga. Coverage, I'm never going to go on. But the crazy part about it, it really wasn't me. I've just been not paying attention. too hard, bro.
Starting point is 00:38:58 And I ain't paying attention to the little shit. You haven't been grinding so hard. You just saying don't pay attention to the game. Man, you can see? There you go. You just driving. That's what you were doing. I was just driving.
Starting point is 00:39:07 I drove for a whole week in a runner car. And it never went in my mind, father me in my mind. Nigger, look at the gas hand. That's how God worked. I'm just driving, bro. I'm getting the car. He's going to tell you'll never run out of the gas and get in your life. Getting the car.
Starting point is 00:39:23 And don't even look at the game. Br, running out of gas, it shocked you back into reality. That's real. You run out of gas one time. You feel dumb as a motherfucker. Run out of gas. You start going to jail and you don't know nobody. Like filling your tank up when they hit a quarter tank. That bitch right. No, fuck that. Put it back on the elf. I got to have my effort. When that big old pair of half and that bitch started to look at you like this. The motherfuckers start going on that, he like, nigger. Don't you fuck again?
Starting point is 00:39:54 Shit. As cold as this being, I just, hey man, if it's just, hey man, if it's, There's enough gas to get to the krill. Fuck it. We'll figure it out. That's the thing, Nick, it'd be too cold for your nigga to get out. That's why in the summertime, I mean, when it's sunny outside, when it's cold but it's sunny outside, pump your gas, man.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Yeah, I don't let my shit. That's the time you pump your gas on the sun out. A half or right past. Uh-uh. Hey, bro, I did some dangerous shit. You're a dangerous, nigger. It was cold the other day, bro. But I had someone with gold, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:22 And that shit you put up on God there on Twitter, bro, was, bro, was, bro, I did that shit. Now I ain't had no business doing this shit. It was ice on New Wonder. Come on, man. And I literally had. You know how it fall got at the box? Nigger had that little hole. Yeah, I'm driving on the other.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Man, better warm your shit up. I swear to everything, bro. I'm driving all the new window like, you know. I was like, man, let me pull my stupid ass over, man. Yeah, you better. And, man, I swore everything, bro. I throw like two lights. And I said, but this shit is damn.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Bro, you better warm your shit up. You're gonna be ride down $2.85. No, I want for to get on there spreadway. Got damn belt and came off. Like, no, Jesus. You can't get on that spreadway. You got to be like go through lights where you can stop in a light where it gets time for your car time, no.
Starting point is 00:41:14 You know what I'm saying, crank up. Man, just warm your shit. Can't go on the spreadway like this, no. But that ain't. I'm from the country. I let my shit warm up about an hour. But you didn't kill all my goddamn name. There ain't nothing of smoke coming at the goddamn.
Starting point is 00:41:25 My shit warming up. Mm-mm. I got, hey, my shit's so warm by the time. I get in, I got to cut the heat off. Let the wonder down. Shit, they fucked up and let me get a remote start on the truck, nigger. That motherfucker, Nick, don't get my little week-a-b-bm-dab. I don't get my shit.
Starting point is 00:41:43 I put it had a camera out the day the truck need to be washed. That's how you do. Black, that's how you do, nigg. And you got the bed, you put some shit in that. No, it ain't one of them kind of trucks. Don't shit go in the bed. Don't have me to put shit in my truck. Really?
Starting point is 00:41:58 What you mean that? I ain't put shit back there. That ain't, that ain't, I'm not no moving at me. No, I ain't, I'm just saying, you know how you, you get, where you go shopping, I'm gonna throw my grocery back there, but that'll be it. Oh yeah. Don't ask me to move your bed, dresser. Oh no, that ain't, that ain't, that ain't, that ain't, that ain't, that ain't, that ain't one of them kinda.
Starting point is 00:42:17 But get what a nigga. Lo's the lame man, need. He got a truck, he could put the bed on the back. Help me move. Uh-uh, bro. That ain't that kind of truck. That got you haul. For $293 for the whole day
Starting point is 00:42:31 Actually, you can get it for about $70 for the day You can go get the truck And put another nigga in the back of you You can have another nigga driving You get in the back of that motherfucker Not moving shit, don't ask me I ain't moving shit If you can't fit it in your lap
Starting point is 00:42:45 It ain't going in my truck I'll be just going just to see how far I can crank that motherfucker I don't give a fucking home I'm on PT Cruze Let me tell you something Niggas really thank you Hey, this nigga here, bro.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Let me tell you something. Hey, man, this is the 85 South show, man. What fuck you mean? Fuck you mean. Let me tell you something. Niggins don't think I grew up rough. Listen, I bet you niggas ain't do this in middle of school every day. Nope.
Starting point is 00:43:08 I bet you ain't went outside and jumped your mama car. Every day with a self-starter. Stop playing, not the box. The jump box. John, come and prank the car. Every morning. What time? It didn't matter.
Starting point is 00:43:24 It's been time when my mama was in the car looking at that. me cranking it up. I'm like, man, I'm too young. Every morning, bro. This was, this was protocol, nigga. I get dressed. Hurry up. Take the jumper outside.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Crank my car. Six, seventh, and eighth grade. Damn. Every fucking morning. Made you a better person. Oh, don't let the motherfucking self-cranker be dead. You ain't. plug that mother.
Starting point is 00:43:58 It's my duty to plug the self-charge up. So, hold, look. You got to wake up every morning and jump the car and you got to charge up the jump box. Oh, if it's dead, I'm the reason why the motherfucker dead. Damn. You really had it rough out here in these streets, man. Mm-hmm. I don't find niggas will understand to do that.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Six, seven, the eighth grade, bro. I was a mechanic. Shit, rough out here. Without being one. You know who we're going to dedicate this portion of the show too? niggas who got fucked up car, man. The shit's so fucked up, only you know what's wrong with it.
Starting point is 00:44:31 And you know when your shit is about to break down, so when you're pulling over, nigga like, hey, hey, what going on? You're like, I'm just going to run this stow right quick. You ain't running those stow right quick, but your shit was about to give out. Come on, man. Hey, that niggins shit was about to give out. That nigga was like, blah. They were like, what going on?
Starting point is 00:44:46 I'm about to hit this store right quick. Shit. Dude, that's gonna fall over 8 South. Hey, buddy, the 85 South show. This show dedicated to niggas who don't have no windshield wipers. Oh, I'm talking about a scrape reel. It ain't need to, it ain't need to rubber. It's straight real.
Starting point is 00:45:09 It's sad when they come on. There ain't no, but you be like, well, that shit ain't get nothing, boy. Straight real, boy. Straight real, boy. And straight metal on the window. You see sparks and shit. You were like, man, you're about to start a fire. You're about to start.
Starting point is 00:45:25 all the fire on water. Hey, you'll be praying it on rain. You're back to when shit, what bitch is fucked up. That why I went right. The bitch would come on and then if it gets stuck together,
Starting point is 00:45:37 you're like, God damn. Now I got to pull over and unstick to these motherfuckers. It's like a curse of C. And when you got to pull that motherfucker over when it rained. And he's like, what going on? I'm just going to run this stuff.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Oh, shit. It's raining. Bro, you ever had them fucked up breaks? You hit the brakes in the whole goddamn cost. I'm trimming like Fred Flint's What about this? When your brakes don't give you a warning
Starting point is 00:46:02 That your brakes about to go out You know how you got to have a warning And all of a sudden you press brazen And your brake pad is in the way your alternate At you're like, what the fuck the fuck Why shouldn't they put a go this far down? Hey this is a-in-it-bitch ain't it's going out. It's a real nigga shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Hey, your brakes have a beat fucked up for so long. They fixed they got them self. They be scrubbing like a motherfucker. You're like, shit. What? Man, these motherfuck, I just had to break them in. I ain't these motherfuckers still some good.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Hey, man. Yes. That shit, that's been. I don't even hear the scrubbing no mother. It just is smooth. On one of your shit, you know your shit, man, but you know how fun you got to press on your brakes for you not to hit nobody. Come on, man. When you know you see some shit, you're like, well, I got to stop.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Oh, wait, right. Yeah. Okay, we're going to die. I can't hit nobody in the same. Hey, you know what's fucked up, though? Nine times out of ten when your car fuck up, you know exactly what's wrong with it. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:47:04 Like, oh, shit, that goddamn spark plug and came loose. Nigel. Put up in the Taco Bell. Tell them about my goddamn crown dick. My motherfucking fan. You're on foot. That's why we're on fuck with them for us. My fan, listen, this is one of them hot so.
Starting point is 00:47:20 I'm talking about one of them real summer when it's hot, Hot, like, everybody in the hood, hot. Yeah, most of them all. One of them. Everybody's smoking, but we ain't got no money to eat. We're real. That's how hot it was. Struggle.
Starting point is 00:47:32 It's real smoking, nigga. We're smoking, but we ain't eating nothing. Check a burger. We're just out here smoking. We're high air, but we're hogging it in a stuff, bitch. Double tea burger or something. Everybody's hot, we ain't going to buy no food. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:47:45 We're going to get hot. Salt taco ad, nigg. Sending a 9 cent. Nigger, we, everybody piss in on the meal, nigga. I swore on everything. If I would, we'll pitch it on the meal. Church. chicken. That's how I struggling war.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Nick, my fan. My fan. And I can tell because my gauge hand to go to like $2.80 fast. And you know your shit ain't put a gopair 160. My shit hitting $2.20. $2.40. I was like, let me put it in over. Let me put it in over. Nick, I'll pop off.
Starting point is 00:48:11 I used to be in front of the fucking red light. Get out. I had the time. And like, if this red light been red already, I know I can't pull over. If it's yellow about the turn red. If it's yell about to turn red. I'm like, ah, I got that time, part of that beer. Hit that thing, hit that turn, hit that turn.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Can't close my shit. Could the fan go, let it down. You got to be quiet with it. Go ahead, let that bit down. You back in the car, everybody's just looking. You just had like ain't nothing on it. Shit. I got to look what everybody's see.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Hanging on a nigga, but we ride, no. Man. I know you're looking. I know you're looking. I know. We got the cars of heaven. They got a scratch. What?
Starting point is 00:48:53 No, but I'm calling these crits. Hey, you ever need a ride? Ain't nothing worse than the goddamn rat. When you need a ride, you live far and fuck. Even the nigga who's going to give you a rag on. God damn, you live far and fuck. Nigger be staying right now. The goddamn car, I take you home, boy.
Starting point is 00:49:09 They ain't going to do you like that. Look, glad, boy. But when you need a ride home, nigger think you ain't got shit to do. They're like whatever. They're going to take you on all their goddamn air. Shit, I'm going to take you home. I just got to run over here real quick.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Quick. Did the thing on when you're hanging in the hood? Then go do what he got to do real quick. Then come back to the car with some most shit to do. All I got to do now, go pick my grandma, drop her off at Dallas. Then we got to stop by the dollar store. I'm going to run up in Crow. Get some grove.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Then we hit it straight over there. But did the thing, though, y'all been in the hood. Come on, man. But the time I asked you for a ride. Come on, man. Your agenda came out of nowhere. Come on. You were like, damn, but then what you fuck up and said.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Hey, boring that fuck. Hey, bro, Romeo, run me into the store right? I got to go get all these folk from the career. I got to go get something to eat and everything. But I can run you on my way back. I can come back. How long are you going to be out here? How long are you going to be out here?
Starting point is 00:49:57 But if you were out here when I promise me, you're out here when I come back, but I got you. You're not coming back. You're not coming back. Say, be real, man. Maybe leaving a nigga hope. If you can leave a nigga hope, a nigga going to sell it to you.
Starting point is 00:50:09 You got some want to go? Hey. Well, I'm going to be right there. Why is it that soon as you get with the little bitch you've been trying to get with y'all out just kicking and having fun like a motherfucker? It's always one of your real, real lad partners who fucked up that day that need a ride. Like, why?
Starting point is 00:50:26 So glad I seen you. Not today, bro. Not today. Out of all the goddamn days, bro. Don't let this be the day, bro. This bitch got pretty hair. Everything. She smelled good.
Starting point is 00:50:36 No, bro. Come on, bro. Please. And when you got to pull that, you got to pull that. My, nigga, where you got to go? Shit. No. No.
Starting point is 00:50:43 I mean, I thought. You got to throw you. Fuck, no. I ain't. No. You got to pull that. You got to pour that. It's going.
Starting point is 00:50:49 you got to see them before they see you you got to see them at the store you're like, I can't go to this store right here I got to go to the next door because you know if they see you your plans are altered. Man, everything altered for
Starting point is 00:51:06 2018, bro. You know how many times I've seen niggas and it made me get gas further down the street should go get gas to be like, too many niggas over there.
Starting point is 00:51:15 You got to get gas down here, that's their racism, dude, I'm going to get me I'm going to get them. Hey, I'm slick and barriers to say I don't get gas at that gas station if it's too many niggins over there. Nigga, I seen niggas at the gas station lined up and I said, well, I guarantee you I know three of the niggins, three to three of the cars or the eight cars.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Come on, man. And I don't even have time for it today. I had to change up my rules. I'm going to get gas down the screen. Change the rules up. If the outside dirty, don't go in there. Don't go in that bitch. If they got Newport ads or them swishers that don't nobody smoke.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Don't go in that. If you know for a fact. They clothe one side of the dough. And you know they got two interests. Don't go to that. If you can't go to both. Because you might have to come in this way, but see somebody over here,
Starting point is 00:51:58 part at the gas station, but you got to go out there. Come on, man. You know what I'm saying? I'm fucking with quick trip and race track. I go to Quick trip because quick trip on the low. Quick trip, want to be a restaurant, nigg.
Starting point is 00:52:10 They got a motherfucking piece of cafe. They're selling sandwiches out there, bitch. They got fruit. Dunkin' doughnuts. Y'all big-a-nig over that, but y'all got carried with a motherfucker. What they're talking about I don't know
Starting point is 00:52:22 They're talking about shoe We got global soul In that bit man Golly soul Y'all gonna say some man Man They don't talk Man what we get these shoes
Starting point is 00:52:28 From We can't let us know All that No we can't I mean Let me know where we get the shoe God damn They don't be knowing
Starting point is 00:52:36 We're in promotion It's being you Can let me know what going on Let's get some promo We can't let me I try We're gonna get some promo Out these guys over here
Starting point is 00:52:46 What's going on Man how you do Nick If you spoke to me Like he didn't know me. Yeah, man, get over there with your brother. Now listen here. Let me. Let me. What's your shoe come? Listen here, buddy. Listen, everybody. We got Global Soul up here. And this is where we get all our boots.
Starting point is 00:53:03 They got some of the nicest cowboy boots. I've been getting boots from for a long time now. When did you guys get into boot business? Man, we've been in this shit since 2009. 2009, man, Global Soul, taking over. Yeah, man. D.C. And, man, it looked like Christmas. We got boxes all over the place, man.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Boxes, shoes. All kind of shoe pouring over there. That's what we do, man. Man, let everybody know for 2018 that y'all to plug. Hey, man, 2018 is about to be lit for Global Soul, man. We ain't going to be with that shit. May sir, get the doubt. GlobalSoul.
Starting point is 00:53:39 That's right. I come on. Come on. Come on. I said, GlobalSoul. Dot net. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 00:53:47 A one time we said. Global Soul. This nigga got the grills in his hands. Got them breath. I don't think. You niggas know. They don't know, they don't. They don't.
Starting point is 00:53:58 I've been wounded. Bro, you put those with this right here? Hold on. I don't think y'all, niggins. Bro, that's the greatest Jordan ever created in your hand. Let's speak on it for a second right here, man. By a nigger. What y'all put in this young nigger hand?
Starting point is 00:54:12 Hold, look, I still got to pay for you in my husband. Of course. I'm paying for them. I ain't for the crowd of y'all, man. I pay for the other ones, man. I pay for the other one. Man, I just, these niggas don't understand
Starting point is 00:54:25 what you got in your hands. I don't think, but you're dishing, bro, out of all my joy, I don't need too much care, but I love me. Let me go over here and find me so. No, nigga,
Starting point is 00:54:31 there's a lot of them bitch over there. I'm like 12, no. 12? Definitely no. I don't think y'all niggins understand how long these young fly been wanting these pair. I love 11,
Starting point is 00:54:44 but I'm talking about the particular pair, and I want you niggas to know, I'm going to win. The soul Out of these bitches These are going to be orange on the bottom
Starting point is 00:54:57 They might not even be black no more They might be great I'm going to wear the soul out of these bitches Every time you see them in the airport In a game Nigger 2020 I would be wearing these bitches You might have my next child
Starting point is 00:55:13 I will be in there with these bitches My next bitch I fuck With my girl. And she's going to have the other shoe up. Wow. I think you understand how bad I really love these motherfuckers. Now, we had to do that for you, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:35 No, mine. Yeah. Nine and a half. Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't want him to third. Yeah, I ain't know if you seen the number on the side of the one, so. I thought that wasn't out of the 12. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:47 And then, like, most of the time you see niggas. Man, you see them with the 23, like, spread it out super wide on the back. That shit looked like an exclamation mark and something on the back of that, but, uh, you know, you see that, man, that 23. That's Chris. Nigel. That's crisper. You got the gammas?
Starting point is 00:56:04 You got the gammas? You got the gammas? Man, I can't eat on shit. You flexed on me? Yeah, I flicked on you. Get me back. Get me the fuck back now. After these.
Starting point is 00:56:17 I want these. I'm sorry after these it's these I have to I'm taking it's do it I have to I'm taking it all you got the gamela can I just apologize yeah man I don't apologize I apologize I'm sorry I'm a man of my world when I made a mistake and I fucked up I thought you had some ones or something I'm sorry, I didn't meet you disrespect here, Gabbas. Oh, no, they're just regular 13s, my nigga. My nigga, they're making the regular 13s, you got to say, bro,
Starting point is 00:57:01 them to playoff 13th, me. 2011, man. I've been put this order in. No, no, no, no, no. Look, I've been on. He got the cameras. That's it, bro. Campas, he got a cams.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Oh, yeah, nicks is sleeping on that. You got brand new Jordan Bro, if I would have listened to that Nick that told me that invests in Bitcoin like 10 years ago. Yeah, you would have been loaded. Y'all need to keep believing in all that shit you can't see.
Starting point is 00:57:31 You're right. I believe in it a little bit because I didn't make a little money out of it. I'm a believer. Now I saw her face. And now I'm a believer. I didn't make a little money out there. I didn't made a couple of racks off that
Starting point is 00:57:45 already. Yeah. How much you invest in it? A couple racks. And you flipped. A couple racks. How long? How can you?
Starting point is 00:57:52 A couple of months. You see it. It's on the account. Show you what you pay for it. Show you how much it's worth. Show you what it's going to do in the next month, the next year. Three months, three years, five years. It's show you how the shit going.
Starting point is 00:58:06 I'm fucking with it. I got this other app where it take your change from your debit card and invest your debit card change and change. I just bought some Netflix stocks, some Apple stock. I'm buying stock out here. Yeah, I'm buying stock. We're talking about Bitcoin. I'm just saying. Bitcoin is just,
Starting point is 00:58:24 there's a nigga out there that is like, give me your money out of flipping. They're like, who is it? It's not the actual Bitcoin that's making the money. I'm scared that shit. I'm just like, man, I need to choke somebody. This is what you are. About my money is, man.
Starting point is 00:58:41 It's not the actual corn. I can go to chase right now and be like, hey, what? What the fucking little $4 in 30 city? No, you're investing in the Bitcoin. You can you put it out of the thing. Yeah. The crypto currency. You can see the, um, thing where, uh, it was like something happened in $70 million
Starting point is 00:58:55 is gone out of Bitcoin. Yeah. And he was like, you know, you don't understand, like, you know, under, like, yeah, I don't care where it's, like, wherever it fluctuate. No, this is what the thing is, though. That's my money. We're investing in the Bitcoin market, not the actual coin. Like the, the, the more people use the currency, the bigger, that's what's driving the price
Starting point is 00:59:17 of it up. Yeah. and it's being accepted. And you don't have to buy one Bitcoin. You can buy a piece of a Bitcoin. You can say, shit, I'm going to put $10 on that shit. And Bitcoin, so gangsters, they'll be like, well, you own point, point zero, zero six, six of a third of a fourth of some Bitcoin.
Starting point is 00:59:33 See how you sold that nigga, man? No, he got a, he got a, he's been, yeah, he's been on game. Yeah, my nigger, my nigger. Hey, man, one of our iPodners, one of the people. We know that made about 25 off Bitcoin. 10 years ago, that shit was like 14 cent of share. Now it's like $14,500 in share. No, the shit is up to like,
Starting point is 01:00:01 one Bitcoin is like 16,000 right now. I need 16. So that just shit just went up. I'm going to tell you the exact number. I'm telling you, man. I feel what you saying, bro. And I'm dying with the get down. I don't mind putting a little five.
Starting point is 01:00:14 One Bitcoin is $15,693. See, today is down 1,000. Let me see. Yeah. These right here. See, these shit's up. This is what I'm fucking with. Yeah, I got something.
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Starting point is 01:03:47 two of these little light joints. Yeah, just off of the, that's the profit. I told you it's a couple, I spread them out across the board, bro. You stingy as hell on rich-ass nigger. This nigga got all the money you got all the money. I get on a nigga, don't want to spend it. Man, you are hard. Man, spending that shit.
Starting point is 01:04:11 I see it was hard to get. That shit coming right back. Mm-hmm, yeah. Because I work hard. I work hard as a motherfucker too You don't know the nigger work hard No you definitely work hard But what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:04:22 I remember I remember I remember when I was working hard And couldn't fluctuate Nigger This shit is secure We secure in the future Because he said the money
Starting point is 01:04:31 Fluctuate chat I just I just reused the word I know I don't use the right But I just reused it You know what I'm saying For Bitcoin termination Right Not real terminal
Starting point is 01:04:39 I know you want Because you look in the sky Like I know I'm no I ain't that one Pro to go But I used for bitch term I gotta flat on.
Starting point is 01:04:47 It was fine. Fuck it. Throw some shit in there, man. One more time. Bro, we're using vocabulary frequently on this bitch. Because I fluctuated.
Starting point is 01:04:53 There you go. That's flatulence. Those are flatul. Ah, okay. I got you, young. We still on our vocabulary shit all 2018 for all you non-believing-ass miscreants.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Y'all better go to church. Go something down well, man. How are you living? You all right, bro? What are you looking forward to in 2018? We ain't set no goals or no shit. You know what? What's your resolution?
Starting point is 01:05:17 2018, man. I'm trying to get my show a show started where I can put my niggas on, like literally put my niggas on. I'm about to have a show, a comedy show where I'm having a comedy show, but I'm doing it in Atlanta of the people who I think is funny. Oh, shit. You know what I'm saying? So I got like, I got like nine comedies on that bitch.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Oh, shit. You know, it's like some death jam shit. Everybody doing like seven, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm like He's the niggas I find fun Flip toes You know what I'm saying I want to do some depth jam shit
Starting point is 01:05:50 Some of my power of the shit Where it's like Nigger ass booty nigga man Boo Let's have fun Boo I might be in the bad
Starting point is 01:05:59 Like hey You need to get your shit together Damn But it's gonna be fun It's so hard to watch a nigga bum Especially when it's your partner Yeah
Starting point is 01:06:07 That's why you got to get them out The way So ain't why Niggas walk him in I don't know what going on Bro uptown closing And they was on A lot of the comedians
Starting point is 01:06:14 He was on Instagram. They were talking about all the niggas that bombed. Bro, one of my homies, I ain't going to say his name because he bombed so hard. He came from out of town. He was hyped as fuck to do uptown. He was like, man, I'm about to go down there. Let these niggas know I'm about to come down. I'm out here.
Starting point is 01:06:33 They should have been fucking with me. I got to really go down there and put my stamp on these niggas and just to show these niggas that I ain't. Now, he was talking, bro, this all day. He was doing this shit all day. Man, I can't wait to get to Uptown at night. I'm going to wet this. I'm going to say this. I got this one joke.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Oh, nigga, I'm going to fuck him up. Oh, I can't wait. Man, them niggas better not put me up first on no whole ass shit, bro. I ain't no open mic at nigger, bro. They better let me do my thing. And I'm talking about that light. I'm about to show these niggas. I'm about to go down there cook.
Starting point is 01:07:03 I'm talking about all day. Man, that nigga got down there, man. That boy got booed so goddamn hard. He wouldn't accept it. He just wouldn't accept it. He was like, no, no, no, no, I'm straight. He fucked my intro up, man. If he would have gave me a better intro, I would have hit them off.
Starting point is 01:07:19 But he fucked me up off the real. Man, the nigga who was hosting heard him say that and went up there gave the nigger grand intro. This dumb-ass nigger went back on stage, got booed some more. God, damn. And you know, comedians is as host. This nigga on the stand talking about, man, that Carlo's homeboy. I don't like that call him a boy.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Look, now you know, he rolled down in Colo, bro, cut that bull shit out. Don't do that. Don't do me like that. At the comedy game, I haven't seen a lot of motherfuckers eat it, like, eat it. I'm talking about mouth to the stage, eat it. I definitely ate mine. You can tell when a comedian bomb it, because they got that, they get that whole swag, like, they shit on their self. You're like, mm.
Starting point is 01:08:11 That shit crazy Or Or Or when they say a joke And they get quiet And they be like Hey yeah It's the number one
Starting point is 01:08:24 Go-to when a nigga Doing bad There ain't no Hey yeah I mean I'm no No It's the first thing A comedian say
Starting point is 01:08:32 When the shit ain't going Good for Hey man What my ladies at What the ladies have This motherfucker There's three bitches In that man
Starting point is 01:08:39 This is a true story I'm standing in the back of the comedy club, right? It was a comedian on stage. The nigga came out and said, hey, what my lady said? Other comedians said, man, this nigga up here doing my shit. Like, that's your joke. Wow.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Hey, bro. Everybody back to look at this nigga. What, man, the fuck you're joking? That's your joke? Where the lady that? That nigga said, this nigga, doing my shit, bro. Hilario, wow. That's one thing I won't. Never talk about
Starting point is 01:09:08 about on this bitch. Stand-up comedy, man. That shit is. It's so funny. Like just the stand-up comedy world. It's hilarious to me. I really know these niggas, man. Like... I was just telling another, like...
Starting point is 01:09:21 I was just telling somebody... I was just telling somebody the other day. I was like, you know what? I worked real hard at this shit. Well, I'm doing my sit, okay? I'm doing my sit and it's way much for me to learn. But if I feel like my set stronger than you or I definitely want to go behind you. I don't want to go behind.
Starting point is 01:09:41 I'm just saying, you know why? Because I'm working on my shit where I don't want to be the first nigga and have to keep just giving you respect because you've been in the game. Man. You feel what I'm saying? I don't even look at that shit like that.
Starting point is 01:09:55 No, no, no, no. I'm the type of niggas like that. Fuck that. If there's a whole bunch of niggas on the goddamn show, I don't want to be in the invisible contest. I'm going first. I'm about to go fuck this shit up and let y'all figure it out.
Starting point is 01:10:08 But you know what? That's cool. Right. But I was just telling somebody else, like, they're cool. I don't really give a fuck about what God I go in either. But I take this shit real serious where it's like in the next three, four years, I want to be the nigger that they sit and wait for. Not saying, my shit's strong.
Starting point is 01:10:29 You already are. They want to see you. Fuck out of that. I'm paying my dudes and paying my respect. I've been in the game for three years. I promise you. Give me back. What is you here?
Starting point is 01:10:38 18. 18. By the end of this year, I'm going to have my shit, right. Because you know what? I don't been in the game long enough. I'm giving y'all, nigga, respect in the first year. But, like, nigga, once I'm hitting six and seven years doing this shit, look how, look, nigga, I know you've been in the game long.
Starting point is 01:10:53 I ain't for any of the keep got down. Scratch on your back and there's a bond to you. Nah, man. Yeah, I could be trying to rise up on you. No, nixon. Uh-uh. I've been working so hard. The crazy part is.
Starting point is 01:11:04 You settled with the shit. You settled. You settled. You settled with that. Right. I want them to come on. the great. So I'm going to show everybody out there. You don't know how many niggas in the game right now
Starting point is 01:11:15 already scared to go up behind you because they're intimidated by your presence. I want to go first and pay my dues and do what I do. But in the next three years, I'm not doing all that. Going up for four niggas because you've been in the game longer than me that cool.
Starting point is 01:11:32 Forget what? I'm in it to be great. I feel you. So if I work hard at my shit And I know for a fact I'm confident motherfucker Just like how they waited for you
Starting point is 01:11:45 When I went up first But I want them It ain't in the problem I want motherfuckers to sit And I've been on show With six, seven comedians I'm like You know your nigga
Starting point is 01:11:53 Knick really don't want to go last But if you have the motherfucker Sit and wait Wait through all that shit To be like Woo This motherfucker
Starting point is 01:12:01 I didn't want to see anybody Oh yeah That's what I get that shit That's what I don't want to be Nigger lad Because that's a lot of laughing
Starting point is 01:12:07 Right I'm dead I ain't better than you, but I'm better than you. You know what I'm, it ain't about better. I don't want you to laugh at me because you know me. You see what I'm saying? I just off the name.
Starting point is 01:12:19 I want to get the jokes. There's so many motherfuckers out here who's surviving off of that. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to be the nigger. That's the nigger from. No. No.
Starting point is 01:12:29 I take this shit serious. Look like, look. We're going to say so. That's really. Talk when they come this shit for real. But I take this shit serious. That was a look at the year, bro. I don't want to.
Starting point is 01:12:43 I take a fist with it. But all the niggins on the front row looking. Every nigga at the front row. And they've been giving them so much, Tad. 40 minutes is it. He ain't did it yet. Hey, that shit is going to take. That shit going to take the place to the Jordan's crying face.
Starting point is 01:12:58 Yeah. You tell you something. I'll tell you this shit, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, you're not going to be like, oh, that's the thing off Instagram. Oh, you really think this shit. Oh, you really think. I ain't working at this shit.
Starting point is 01:13:10 Often to make you a believer. Because you really can live out of this shit for the rest of your life. Forever. If you're funny, funny? If you're funny. If you're saying something people want to hear. That's what it is.
Starting point is 01:13:20 I think the number one thing with new niggas is they just go on stage and say every goddamn thing that they wrote. They don't never look at who the fuck they're talking to. You see what I'm saying. Who is this shit running to? What a punchline that? You don't play to the crowd.
Starting point is 01:13:33 Who did you bring out to come see you? You sold no tickets. Who you bring out? You just jumped on another. nigga's show. Tell me about what they owe you. You ain't sold. No tig. There's a lot of them niggas on that. Nick just showed up to sell they got down DVD. He printed off the computer.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Like, for example, because I was having this conversation. So they were like, so would you feel like that, like about a Mike Gibbs or a Catwin? I said, no. Because I guarantee you, it don't matter how funny I get, these people are solidified. If I was ever on the show with them, they got motherfucker that's coming to see. Yeah. Right. You see what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:14:07 I'm not saying. I'm funny and in him and I want to go behind him. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're missing the point. I want to be so good. Like how David should put it. Look at his stand-up, his second one. He, you ain't never heard him say this.
Starting point is 01:14:20 This nigga got on stage and said, nigga, I'm great at this. A lot of comedians don't say that when they're going to stay. This nigga on stage like, nigga, I'm so good. I'm fin to tell you a punchline. And I'm going to say it in my set somewhere. You ain't going to never see it coming. It's just how great the nigger really is
Starting point is 01:14:36 because you got the company. That's the confidence I won't When I'm like When I grabbed this Mother fucking mic And I get on stage Who the fuck Don't stop me?
Starting point is 01:14:45 Nobody They ain't You know You're unstoppable nigger That's what I'm trying to tell you It's a whole bunch of motherfuckers Who intimidated by your presence You don't have shit to prove
Starting point is 01:14:55 As far as with the funny part You proved to the world By your goddamn self In your free time That you are already one of the funniest Niggas in the You made motherfuckers look at you Like you took the attention
Starting point is 01:15:06 from a motherfucker who's been on TV for the last 20 years ain't got the attention that you got just of what you did by yourself and for you to take what you did and to bring that shit on the stage it ain't shit you got to develop it ain't it ain't gonna be low wait to the end of the year
Starting point is 01:15:23 nigga you are already the nigga that you're trying to be that's what I'm trying to tell I mean I'm saying they're like when this thing gonna shut the fuck up so I can tell him how good he is right I'm trying I really want to say it without saying it But it's 2018. Man, fuck them old-ass niggas.
Starting point is 01:15:38 They've done. This niggas is done, bro. Ain't no more comedy view. Ain't no more death jam tour. Man, you've done. All you got is stories. You better do them goddamn shows. Get your $500 and move.
Starting point is 01:15:49 They're cool. The new niggas coming. The niggas coming from Instagram with 5 million followers. And don't nobody get a fuck about you. They sold out them tickets in two hours. 2,000 siters. Fuck y'all old niggies.
Starting point is 01:16:00 I better get in front of them young niggins and do your 10 minutes. And the old-am joke that everybody's seen and try to get with these young. nigga and shut your pussy up and put your old-ass suit on and them old-haired hard bottom with that old-ass shit, like somebody uncle, nigga you old, them big-haired
Starting point is 01:16:16 cuffs and them got your son. I'm sitting seeing that shit. We've seen that shit on First Amendment stand up. We seen that set on DevJet. We seen that shit on Comic View. He talked to a new shit. You're just old, nigga, them references, old as a motherfucker. Them old-haired references.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Man, shut your old ass up, man. Well, you got free of the brand of all. bitch out watching the movie on the VCR. I think that shit old. Your CD of a beach scratch, that shit old. Don't nobody listen to them CDs no more, nigga.
Starting point is 01:16:46 They on MP3s and hot pods. They ain't got no hot pods. No, man, that shit made me mad and fuck. You don't retire, but you just want to tell the same Joe for 30 years. If you're going to stay in the game, you got to stay in the game, need. Write some new shit.
Starting point is 01:17:00 You ain't been to what? That's why I respect motherfucker who got new stand-up special. I don't think, niggins, understand how hard it is to come up with a real solid, fun-ass-ad thing. I've been around that shit. I'd be watching them stand on special. Like, damn, I know the nigga they stole that joke, you know.
Starting point is 01:17:14 You know, anything that shit knew? Damn, they let this nigga rocker. This shit's so old. This is a stock joke at this point. I'd be like, man, this is fucking disrespectful. It's crazy. It's crazy, my nigga. But that's why I worked so hard at it because it's past,
Starting point is 01:17:32 it's past the point on me paying dudes. You feel what I'm saying? If I know you've been in the game long than me, bro, you feel what I'm saying? I pay my respect, because first of all, I respect the stand-up game, but I'm working so hard in my shit. You feel what I'm saying? Like, I want to be great. I don't want to be better than you.
Starting point is 01:17:50 Fuck who in front of me. I don't care. I just want to be one of the great. So when they speak about these niggles, they'll be like, oh, but then I remember the nigga came from the internet, nigga. That's exactly what I was getting at. How the fuck they're going to talk about funny and not bring your ass up? It's some shit. that just got to go.
Starting point is 01:18:07 I'm like, I want to break. I'm trying to be legendary, bro. If you ain't needed it to be legendary, you ain't wait. You did it. If you came about the motherfucking ghetto in your sister car in six seconds, my nigga.
Starting point is 01:18:21 Man, you don't get the fuck out of here, bro. You made motherfucker watch some shit over and over again for sick goof-ass thinking. It was faint. Like, this nigga, I do something else. I never thought that shit
Starting point is 01:18:33 were going to work. I never thought this shit was going to work. Because this nigga right here. Exactly. Put the camera on his fat ass. Fat ed. He ain't ain't fat no more, bro. Yeah, he's the fucked up for.
Starting point is 01:18:41 Because that this nigga right here, if I ain't never listened to the nigga's ass, man. I ain't know what I'm saying, though? I probably brought out here cell cocaine. You took some shit that seemed impossible and made that shit possible. I wasn't playing. Once I seen the reaction, how long I thought that shit was fake?
Starting point is 01:18:54 I thought that shit was fake for a long time. What if that nigga wouldn't have did it? I would have took the goof air away and went to open mic every night and just went down there. It wouldn't. Man, get the fuck out of here, bro. I'm telling him. I'm telling you, man, I've been doing this shit a long time. These niggas out here is not about their life.
Starting point is 01:19:09 Right. They think they about their life. And they want all the accolades, but they don't want to do the work part. They don't. I seen it. Nigger trying to skip the process, Loaf. No, it's some niggas who didn't, who didn't went through the process. Now they're like, the motherfuckker owe me something.
Starting point is 01:19:23 So they ain't going to get to me. So I'm going to hate on all the nigger that they come through and get some. But that's what I'm like, well, I'm like, hold on a nigga. Well, I'm like, hold on me. I owe you that, nigga. Nika, you, you want to, if you want to go joke for joke, you think, you think you find it. See, now you're making me feel like, if niggas out here pressing my little omit by some shit in the-knit. They ain't pressing it.
Starting point is 01:19:45 It's that to the point where I'm getting tired. I was just about to say. I'm getting tired of being the nigga, they'd be like, go ahead, man, y'all can do that. I'm like, no, I'm not going in front of him, go on high. Matter of fact, you know what, I'll go in front of him. You should. I'm going to show y'all. Hey, this is what you got to do, though.
Starting point is 01:20:03 You got to go up there and do that shit. You go up there and do your shit. And then when they go behind me, they be like, you know what? Come out and watch these motherfuckers struggle for the rest of the show. From not being able to follow what you just put on that heat. Because you're the nigger that all the people then came to see anyway. But the crazy part about it is like these nigger that's selling ticket, man. Like, I haven't been on show with plenty of nigger.
Starting point is 01:20:26 I understand my position when I come in. You feel what I'm saying? Like, I don't know for a fact. I don't have no goddamn. position when they put me on the show I'm on the goddamn show give a fuck who on that mother you're goddamn right and guess
Starting point is 01:20:41 what I can be doing first or after whenever I go up in the end of mission now I make them nigger run back to them goddamn seat give a fuck where they put me up that I don't give a fuck who go first I don't get a fuck who host it I don't get a fuck
Starting point is 01:20:57 who got the music I don't give a fuck if they come and say you know you can't say you can't cuss you can't say nigger I'm still I'm gonna do it, nigga. I've done it, a bunch of times. Done did it. Fuck this shit. Ain't no position.
Starting point is 01:21:11 Get what? When you first, this, fuck that. You might be, we're gonna look around and see who ain't funny. But you know, but you know what I like doing?
Starting point is 01:21:20 You're going furrow. I like for him to come out of the back to see the nigger from the internet. When they'd be like, because it's still, it'd be prucking when I go out there and do my thing. And then,
Starting point is 01:21:32 they got to go out there and they be like you could tell they want to say hey man your blood this shit hard out there that's the speech they wanted to give you like young blood that shit hard out there man they got to stay on in it you can tell when I get out of the stage and they're like
Starting point is 01:21:46 I see you like you like damn my nigga I look up to you that's how you're gonna tell a young nigga in the game was I see oh shit that means I'm on niggas ass oh that means I'm on niggas one thing about these niggas they know
Starting point is 01:22:01 exactly who they're not funnier then that's one thing for sure yeah I just love the comedy game man I just take it serious you know I take it serious and enjoy that shit I love this shit man because like I told I told a thing on the stage I say man
Starting point is 01:22:17 I don't say a dope no more man I'd slain jokes like I said dope so if I slang a joke and you feel like that shit was for free you got the game fucked up check this out when you get on that level that you're saying you're aiming to get on
Starting point is 01:22:31 You ain't gonna be on the show with these motherfuckers, no way. No, I don't have all my partners on the show. Shit, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's gonna have to be your show because they ain't gonna put you on there. They're gonna be the plastic cup boys. You think you're gonna be a motherfucking beast. The niggas gonna be, come rock this shit with us. Man, no, uh-uh.
Starting point is 01:22:49 You got back one more year working with these niggins before they cut your water out. Oh, no, more definitely. They're gonna cut your whole water. Oh, I already see some of them. That nigger, it ain't, and it's gonna be respectful. They ain't even going to be They ain't fucking with you Man, can't follow that shit
Starting point is 01:23:03 Man, it been going out there And there's been plenty of time When I'm gonna take you on the road I don't know what to do Out of that I go do two show Did you Nick But before you know
Starting point is 01:23:11 It's a whole other You never heard of That open up You're like god damn You don't let this nigga open up I heard all this shit Yeah we are We're gonna get back
Starting point is 01:23:21 We got to get back We got to go Man get out of that old fake ass shit Brin' man Haha don't brought security And shit Man got security in them Man got security
Starting point is 01:23:29 To come to a little a podcast. All right, bro. Let's flip it. Let's regroup and then we'll come back. All right. You're going to go smoke some? Bid.
Starting point is 01:23:37 You'll move the shoes out, do it. 85. 85. 85. 85. Hey, pipe, hey. Oh, here you go. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:23:58 You're good? I'm good. I'm celebrating a little shot, bro. I'm gonna put a little bump on it for, you know. Bitch, I'm for it. Damn, bro. Y'all got me in here drinking hands. Don't make me call.
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