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Episode Date: April 4, 2025The one and only AKEEM ALI returns to the trap for another classic conversation on the latest episode of the 85 SOUTH SHOW! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Ou...r Website: www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Yeah, you got, you got flows.
You got different personalities that come with the flow.
Like, Droo, got a flow.
He got a flow.
You know when you hear it.
Yeah.
I can turn in the, I can shape shift you if like a motherfucker.
I ain't going to laugh.
You ain't got one that you just like is your go-to or is your favorite.
No, because when I'm rapping it, oh look, don't answer this yet.
Ooh, yeah.
I don't like when motherfuckers started talking, and there ain't no pimping playing in the back.
We need some pimping.
We definitely need some pimper.
We don't need something.
When did we start, like, take the pimping out?
What happened?
We never took the pimping out.
He said even his exorcism like Emily Rose.
Come on, man.
You know the exorcism or Emily Roe?
I don't like to have to explain, but if people are not going to get it, dog, it's dumb to people.
No, that's good.
That's good.
It's like, you can't do it.
I'm gonna tell you the only reason why that shit worked.
When I was young, it was certain wane lines that I didn't understand.
The old I got and watched shit and learn shit.
Then you'd be like, this what that nigger said?
Like, you play it back and be like, oh, that's what the fuck he was talking about.
And when it catches you.
No, it's still a certain shit.
You probably ain't even helped you.
You're going to see some shit or you don't heard somebody say something.
You'd be like, damn, that's what the fuck that name was talking about.
Yeah.
And then it hit different.
The music goes to the whole verse.
Yeah.
That's why I put it in there and I'd be like,
If a nigga catch it, he'd catch it.
If you don't, he'll get the light off.
Yeah, don't explain it.
Yeah, that killed a whole mystery of you.
That just let you know.
It helps sometimes, but for the more,
everybody doesn't understand this.
And Wayne used to give you something that was so simple,
you'd be mad you or ain't get them.
It took me a while to get it.
I don't owe you like two vowels.
Hold on that, nigga.
I ain't going to say,
it took me a minute.
I said, wait a minute, hold on.
What it took me a minute.
It was something simple in one of them songs.
The niggas said,
I should have been got that.
The lasagna line.
Not the lasagna.
on you. I caught that.
Nigger said,
damn, if you want to ask me, I wouldn't know.
Then nobody asked him anyway, fuck it.
The nigga says something.
He said a lot of shit.
And one of them songs, and I was like,
fuck, I never knew that's what the fuck he was talking about.
That nigga gets...
But that made for good hip-hop, bro.
You can just fuck up and it still sound good.
If you didn't, if you didn't get it,
that mean this nigga knows who shit?
Did you ain't know?
Like, even when he fuck up, it sound good.
And he's an elf, baby, isn't it?
Yeah, it's for phenomenal.
No, it's not
That's the punchline God
I don't think it's a nigga
No, fuck it in
Yeah, it's all with a P
The F is phenomenal
He's been the F you is
I'm fun nominal
Well, Mac May
Nobody said nothing
Oh, such it
Mac May was too busy
Getting V cards
With the retort
That's what he said
That's the lyrics
I didn't say it
He said
I'm quoting him
No quotes
If I quote them
He said it.
I didn't.
This going on the internet,
they could cut the first part off
and make it sound like you said.
Oh, no.
First of all, I don't call them that.
I call them by their names.
I look on their name tag.
Yeah, Wayne is a phenomenal rapper, bro.
There's a lot of quick witty motherfuckers out.
Yeah, yeah.
From the South.
We don't get that credit for that.
Two chance.
Oh, come on, right?
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Chains can't leave out Philbob.
This thing that change said on the song, that niggas said,
wood grain, chestnut, titty fuck, chestnut.
I said, I let him have it.
I said, this nigga undefeated.
I ain't going to lie, that bitch was a top-tier bar.
And I didn't know how to rap, and I was like,
yeah.
He said, and he put some shit on that.
Think about it, man.
Yeah, he got it.
Yeah, no.
I said, man.
I knew that ninn was different when he said he was drunk and high.
drinking champagne on the airplane
like yeah
yeah that's different
I called that I literally caught that
I was listening to that and I said
that was last year I was like
drunk and how I'm thinking he's smoking
but the nigg was like
I'm on the airplane that's right
this was two chains fuck the whole game
motherfucked though when that nigga said
YS there belt bucka y'all
niggas show we're looking
I caught that one
yeah
yeah
yeah
He stayed a lot of witty shit.
Big shit, like a dinosaur, did it.
Come on, man.
They don't show you that on Jurassic Park.
Come on, man.
Yeah, they do.
In the first foot.
They got a good one coming out.
Man, how many, how many, dinosaurs ain't dead yet?
The dinosaurs wasn't supposed to be able to fuck.
That's because this shit.
We hate movies, see it?
This shit real.
Yeah.
White people keep going in the little corners of the earth where the dinosaurs and shit still at.
So they're going to have a bunch of it.
adventures. They said they won't bring back to Willie Mamma.
He back already.
They back already. They never left.
Where they had?
The Siberia.
It better be cold.
All that's burn that thing.
You're a fat person.
Oh, man.
You must be busy.
Go for it.
Speaking of fat furry, motherfucker.
You saw that the girls sued living?
Yeah.
Not that you said.
Because, isn't it?
What?
What?
What?
I didn't have shit to do with that.
What made it?
I don't know.
Fuck it.
Just leave it alone.
The problem was she called Lyft.
She should have just ordered a suburban.
One fit you.
They got an...
Uber means a lot.
They got an option where you could get a suburban.
What kind of car did she order that was like too small for her?
A compact car.
The ex.
The cheap.
The cheapest word.
The Tesla.
You know the cheap word.
I mean, but the Tesla.
No, not the Tesla.
Not the Tesla.
I'm talking about, you know the cheap.
You know you order the nice car, the black car, the SUV or the cheap one.
I think she ordered the economy one.
Well, shit, that ain't to say, like, I guess you don't know what kind of car going to come because a Nissan Ultima could have came.
And if you can't fit in a fucking Ultima, I'm...
It's not that you can't fit, bro.
It's principles about this shit.
No, that's suspension.
Everybody don't want me.
He knew his car.
He knew this shit with drag, and asked what he brought.
They told him.
They said, you got to get your brakes fixed and your suspension.
He got the brakes fixed.
He saw her.
It was like, bro, I can't.
I'm going to be out of work.
But everybody don't want big people in their car.
I ain't never heard of that.
Nick, I'm a person who don't want the motherfucker too big in my car.
You never ride a dog, I had a motherfucker ride in my car, bro.
And the seat never worked again.
Yeah.
Motherfucking broke all.
You know how you can adjust the seat.
This motherfucker broke all that shit, man.
I'm trying to brib it over a bump or some junk.
All that, yeah.
It's the principal, dog.
Big people, they don't respect other people's shit.
You get your big ass in these people's car.
Your ass hanging out.
Now the backseat smell like ass.
Because you're going to wait until you get to be damn near 500 pounds to want to ride with a motherfucker.
With me?
Fuck, no.
You don't never watch my 600-pound life and see them getting in the old.
Uber, they have to ride it with somebody that love them.
And it's not a normal car.
It's a van. It's very, it's very bad.
You're a Uber driver.
You don't want to have to walk around and help a motherfucker get out.
You want to keep them moving.
You can't get back to the money.
To the next one.
Right down.
You can't even do like the double up.
What they do too.
They pick another motherfucker up.
Then drop them off because they go in the same direction.
You're fucking up the money.
You just picked up to.
I mean, if you got to ride the truth.
Imagine being like, you're thinking, Nick, they stop and pick somebody up.
And they get to the person, and you're thinking they come to get you next, and they get to the person, be like, give me a minute.
It's going to be a little minute.
Let me just take them where they need to go.
Bro, take, just think about it like this, bro.
You got the right to refuse whoever the fuck you don't want to get in the car with you.
Even if she wasn't a big lady, you get in the car.
But see, that's discrimination, though.
You pull up and this motherfucker got a big dog, and you say, hey, bro, I don't let dogs in my shit.
Yeah.
You're going to have to hit somebody else.
That's the problem with the Uber and Lyft.
These people use it in their car.
Yeah, that's what I'm here.
Like, if a bunch can't tell somebody,
you too fucking beat.
Like, when it's a service, when it's a, yeah.
Yeah, they can't say that.
Yeah.
People got losing their car, man.
Hey, bro.
Hey, no disrespect, but you can't smoke in here.
There you go.
That ain't that discrimination.
Hey, my dog, right?
That's my fucking bar.
You my dog, but we don't listen to all that rap shit in here.
I'm a Christian.
Yeah.
So if you don't want to hear this, you got to get the fucking out.
That's different.
No.
You don't want to hear this.
your name or like
that's your partner
you work rad service and something like hey man
turn this shit off like no brother it's my
shit I know that's why I said
turn it up
you're not
just when the passengers
like my nigga came I leave
man when you rap with a motherfucker
you got to follow rules you don't get to
run shit you're a passenger
dang
but do they sign something and say you got to pick up here
Br, you didn't read that little shit before you agreed to get on the app.
You got to take whoever pop up.
Come on, man.
Basically.
A nigga bleeding from the neck.
Hey, man.
Stop all that bleeding.
You probably better.
I'm calling a fucking Oobo or a lift.
If you got to get to the hospital or something.
I think people have, bro.
Do that before I call an ambulance.
What them niggas charge you just to pick you up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
as fuck.
Yeah.
A loud ass Uber.
Uber just be lurking in your general percentage.
But I would rather get a kid somewhere.
Pick me up.
Bro, just see.
And if we get a ticket, I'll pay for it.
It'll still be cheaper than calling the emblem.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's the world we're here, but.
And they're going to get that quicker than another.
Yeah, the Uber going to sell me.
You're going to tip.
I mean, shit, that, you're going to save my life.
Yeah, at least I could do it.
It was tip.
You're a pretty niggie if you don't.
What if you're bleeding this shit and then the Uber pull up and like, no, brus me?
Hell no.
Well, no.
You got to clean yourself up a little bit.
You got to look like you're not bleeding when they get there.
Hey, yeah.
I'm like, half way that.
Hey, man, look.
It's all right, man.
Bobby, Bobby, you bleeding?
Boy, I'm going to figure up your bleed, Bobby.
I'm going to figure up your bleed, Bobby.
I'm going to figure up your blit.
Once you win that on, is a nigger going to let you die?
They're going to be like, you just got to hop out.
that'll be fucked up
yeah what's fucked up
you probably
scrolling social media
and see that story
man dies
and Uber
ride
drivers
drivers
you're not technically wrong
but it's like him
go fund me
I didn't sign up
man I lost my job
ain't have nothing to do
that shit
I didn't shoot him
poor bastards
I'm
I'm looking at all this shit
bro Kanye had another
little meltdown
oh no
can you're going crazy
wait a minute wait a minute
wait a minute
Kanye said
I'm through with Kanye
bro fat people
are sex offenders
That's exactly what I'm saying
Because if you
Because if I look at me
That nigga said
Fat people are sex offenders
If you fat
When I look at you
I get sexually offended
I said
Nah I ain't
That nigga went
And he didn't
And he was
Yeah
What
And then got on there
It was like
I want to help Kodak
Black
I'm coming to
Atlanta to help him
He ain't in Atlanta
What he said
That's what you said
That's what you said
I'm booking my
flight to Atlanta. I want to help him. He said, no, I know I've been saying a lot of
shit. He said, but y'all just don't mind me. I said, y'all just let me go down and do
this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He didn't want to pass from the boo. I said, just let me do that.
Because I was your plan. Let me go help, bro. I said, all right. You saw a Super Bowl
commercial? Oh, yeah. That shit is actually kind of genius. I can't believe he's
been that much money to sit up there for the last 10 seconds and be like, uh, uh, uh,
go to Deasy. Yeah. And they record that shit on his phone. Right. He's literally just
paid money on the teeth. He said, he said, I was
all the money on this commercial for my TV and the dentist and he's just like uh go to easy
dot com they said they had those shirts the swastikers yeah and they took it down Shopify took
his sight down or the ability to buy him but you know what don't think you got that much money
why why even what why even keep doing shit yeah because at that point it ain't even about the money
you know it's a habit to keep making the money it's like habitual at this point i mean who is that
on a movie when their mom was trying to get them to stop selling i think it was like blue
Hill Avenue when his dad was like why did you sell dope and he was like because I'm good
at it and they don't have no billion dollars though I'm talking about this a big
how much kind of fucking billion dollars yeah I can you got like three billion
dollars no I feel you you think he should be doing shit that we don't see no I don't
give a fuck what he said why he keep doing shit why he keep doing shit like what point are you
my nigga they gave you to doing it at this point they gave you the hush money
Hey!
They gave you the hush money, the sush money, the slush money.
The shit the fuck up, my little, the niggins.
Dang.
I'm just sick of this shit.
This thing can get on the internet every couple months and complain about white folks not letting him be white folks.
Hey, you know who we don't want to hear no complaining from?
Who?
Nobody with no billion.
I don't want his shit.
Yeah, no.
We can't hear that, dog.
That's why Elon B. said all that shit that he don't like how shit is.
Boy, I would fix it, nigga.
If you hit a buck in the road, you patch it up.
You're a lot of me.
Put Bernie Macon and say,
You know something.
Connie, they'd be complaining.
They won't let you hang out.
The phone's, you know, me.
You're a Nazi.
Man, you're a nigger.
You are a nigger.
Right.
Sock and boppers.
He'd do all that stuff.
Man, yes.
That's what I say.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't know what the fuck happened to that man, bro.
I don't know.
I'm not.
The only people that's going to wear them is Asian people.
People.
They rock with it regardless.
It don't matter.
What this shit mean?
You can do no wrong in Japan.
They be rocking with you with Yay, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, it's too far ago.
It's been like every time we go off, we'd be, that nigga way out there now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Regular activities, I've been back there.
I guess it ain't for me, don't understand.
It ain't for us.
to understand.
You got to be
pedophilia.
Yeah.
You got to be
some kind of
method to the madness.
I don't
see what,
what's the end go?
Yeah.
Now you're just
bitching to be bitching.
Who cares?
I mean,
he's always
I hate to say this,
man.
You know,
fucking say it.
He's right
musically
and business-wise
up to
so far, right?
But he's
wrong about mostly everything.
Sway was right.
Sway was right.
Sway said, do it yourself.
Oh, and oh.
Sway literally had that answer.
But he said he ain't got the answer.
So he said, Sway, you don't know.
You ain't got the answer to Sway.
Sway was right there.
Nick, I got a clothing line too.
And he said, we can turn all these cameras and shit off.
You ain't never seen him sway.
A real talk about.
Return is just around this whole.
We can turn all this shit off, dog.
That nigga came back in the minute.
No, he said,
Sway did hat a house?
He did.
He did.
Because a Sway isn't somebody
you want to fuck with
because you don't know
what's under that hat.
That nigga take their hat on.
And that's the real reason.
There's another nigga.
It's good.
A little hole
off shot on the big head
and a little hole pop out of the hat.
This sounds like someone, I'm going to get you something.
Oh, boy.
Exactly.
When we had to look at the little
in his hat.
All y'all come from up on a little hat.
Times are changing, man.
It's this thing like, I don't know what part of the Matrix we're in right now.
But I don't like the way shit is going.
This must be the lead a scene.
Yeah, I don't like the way she's going on.
It wasn't what I'm supposed to have.
This is a director's cut.
What's the thing of America are we in right now?
Man.
Hey me to see the lighter.
I don't like this shit.
Come from under the fucking hat.
Huh?
Come from under the hat.
That's wild niggas.
They're already in position.
Dary.
I don't like what we're headed right now.
I don't like this shit.
Nigger eggs expensive than a motherfucker.
Come on, man.
Groceries is high in the bitch.
Has anybody talked to the chickens?
You see, they got little baton bags, now.
What's your big?
Chickens.
for the price of these eggs.
Chicken's been real
unreliable the last couple years,
bro. Recalls. We recalled,
bird flu. We ran out of wings
like four, five times. Fucking broccoli.
What broccoli? Negative broccoli
at Walmart. It ain't real?
Yeah, they say that shit, you're at risk of death
eating it. Whoa. Stop eating that shit.
Yeah. Walmart? Yeah.
Because of nobody at Walmart
eating no broccoli.
The people that shop at Walmart
wasn't no broccoli buy it, motherfucker.
Yeah, no. You're the kid, because it never gets
soul.
You're gonna fucking man and find that.
It ain't the broccoli.
It's the little rubber band on the bottom.
You take the rubber band off.
That blue took it with the rubber band.
That blue sticks is killing, niggins.
Oh, you're gonna take the rubber band on?
The hell.
You never did that shit to the bologna, though.
You chew the string on the bologna?
No, man.
And spit it out?
No, I ain't do that.
Shit.
You did when you was a kid.
We used to chew that because it left piece.
This is a bologna on the...
Yeah.
You never ate bologna as a kid?
Yeah, I'm talking about the ring.
Where are you from Birmingham?
Oh, okay.
Well, you know, who's just Alabama in there, man?
He ate bologna.
Just met this nigga out here.
There's no way he ain't eat no bologna.
You're eating a piece of bologna.
You're from a gourmet.
You probably...
You probably...
You're gonna eat this bologna.
He'll be breakfast time.
You don't eat this goddamn bologna?
That's a black kid's first solid food.
Thanks.
Thanks.
some egg and some white rice
that's too hard for
give him some baloney
I didn't even know
baloney went on the sandwich
I was growing
I thought you just ate it
oh y'all
you just wiggled
you
just wiggily
yeah
the world is going
going crazy
right
yeah so we got
I mean it's black men
y'all feel like
we're doing our part right
I'm doing my part.
I feel like we might even be stepping up more because I think we got to.
I want to ask y'all this.
It's black men.
How do y'all feel getting blamed for everything that go wrong?
Come on.
They ain't blaming.
Shit that ain't got nothing to do with.
Just black men.
Cap.
I just think the fuck out the way.
The airplay is?
Too many black people.
They're trying to blame that on us.
Too many black people on it.
Man, we won't even working that part of the airport.
Damn shit.
Don't.
We're working no damn tower.
Right.
We'd be under the bitch.
We'd be 10.
We'd be 10.
The luggage would have fell out, I can understand.
The luggage fell out and killed him on, Nick.
Who left the heck?
Please take pride in loading the airplane.
What you don't know is the nigger who put the luggage on the plane got to actually get in there, be on his knees.
Yeah.
Like this shit.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Not down.
Try to blame us.
They blame us for the election.
They blame us for the weight women.
Hey, man.
Hey man, we ain't got no power either.
But we got all the power.
He did.
It was a bar.
Listen to him.
You know what he's talking about.
That nigga been here before.
I'm gonna be back.
I mean, I'm here now, but I'll be, I'm...
This ain't my last time.
So when we get back to Earth next time,
you're like, I told you motherfuckers last time I was in.
I'm like, who is this?
y'all remember what I said
I don't know you
I told you
yeah how old different nits
y'all remember
when we were sitting up talking
Nick we don't know you
I gotta stop smoking weed
man because I'm being thinking
too deep about shit
like what year is it really
I wonder what year it really
oh you fucking with that
yeah that's really the truth though
because
niggas didn't start
like making calendars and shit
until like
after the dinosaurs
yeah
and even before
what did y'all do
even before
y'all did y'all do even before
y'all
start making calendars like they came up with a system and based it off like the
position of the sun yeah and so they're probably more accurate yeah but that's what they
based it off yeah but what did y'all do before then and so like when y'all did start saying like
all right today starts the first day they didn't count the days they didn't matter to them
darks and nights like days and nights yeah but at what point did they say okay today is the first
day they didn't they just kept going that was fighting table with two tigers shit
Don't worry about this.
No, they probably went off straight destruction.
Like the year started over with the village burned down.
Like, a flood cave.
All right.
Day one.
Here we go.
We get some wood together.
We had a good room, man.
How long was that?
Over 180 days?
Shit.
We just starting over.
We was doing real good to the mammoth walk through here.
They just sat up and came up with all this shit.
Niggas just guessed them and shit.
We've been out here for about, what, 30 days?
Because the real year probably scared the shit out of us, thing.
What you did?
About the thing where they say it's missing years.
That's what you're talking about?
No, nigga.
I'm just saying, what if we're on day $9 billion?
It's really $9 billion, $811 million.
We don't know what the fucking day it really is.
Yeah.
We're in the billions, for real, nigga.
Probably is.
A lot of the shit I ain't accounted for it.
hasn't been like accounted for like we just don't know some shit this shit out there that just
niggas just start existing was walking around when thinking about what time it did it would
if you think about it at base level we animals like who you always had to be aware of what time
no animals ain't you ain't never heard a dog say what time it is no no no no no but you got to know
what time it is they operate they get up because we got to get up in the light some niggas
because we're going to get killed at night some niggas is nocturnal some niggas is like day creatures
so we so you know what kind of creatures you know what kind of creatures you know what kind of
you is like day or night so so like now if you were night hour you was the
motherfucker that was supposed to stay up and watch shit and you were supposed to entertain
people with stories and you were supposed so motherfuckers couldn't creep up and kill y'all yeah
if you were more than you're supposed to go out there and get that goddamn collard greens but you just knew that
you just knew that what you mean based on how your body operate yeah nobody had to tell you like
no no no be up all night no you was the motherfucker yeah yeah hey don't let nobody eat us
I'll be up this time anyway.
Hey, you know, during the day, that niggins sleep.
This is crazy motherfuckling.
Now, all that niggins worked nice.
It's right.
I stay up and keep these tigers off y'all ass if you want me to.
Make sure don't know about to sneak in and burn the village down.
It's like, damn.
Feed me all day.
I'm going to stay up all night.
You ain't got worried about it's shit.
All right.
That shit crazy, though.
They just made words
They just made words up
I ain't gonna lie
Some of that shit don't make sense to me
It just really don't make sense
It just really don't make sense
I don't know
I don't know how the fuck we made English
Or who made it but I ain't gonna lie
Every day
I do enjoy it and using it
But every day it becomes like a thing
Where I'm just like this shit just stupid
It's just stupid as fuck
And I can understand
It's the most important you be using all the words
You're running out of them.
Nah, right.
You've spent most time with words than most people.
It's looking at simple shit and how it's set up.
Like what?
I'd just be like, for example, why the fuck this new mong, you need a pee in the front of them?
Why is it k'knife?
Or why they couldn't say k'nife?
Lazzania.
Lasagna.
Shit like that.
Cologne.
Because I think motherfuckers was doing the best they could.
Man, we had some stupid motherfuckersers.
stupid motherfuckers who's just said some shit and that's why none of this shit don't be real
you really whatever you want to make real you just do it and implement it for a long time
and it's thick. Exactly. A little bit will tell you religion only exists because of time
a cult plus time equals religion think about Buddhism this nigga believing in something
got people to follow it we followed it for so long that now people say I'm Buddhist
you respect it. Jesus came down and
like Christianity. Now it was some people who went by in that shit and they was like, yeah, no, uh-uh. But people followed it for so fucking long, just like gangs. The Crips are a fucking cult that one nigga decided, hey, we're gonna do this, do this, or GDs or vice-laws. Right. Now, niggas look at that shit like, like, nigga's, like, nigga's like, nigga's like, yeah, but the niggas look at that shit like, I wake up in the morning, I throw my sense up and then I pray. You put this shit before God. Right. I don't think the Crips might have evolved from something else. The Crips could have.
have been the disciples who was right there with Jesus.
They just might have had a different name.
What if the Crips built the pyramid?
What if the Crips are responsible for the fucking Aztec out of here?
I'm just, I'm man.
I'm listening.
I'm just trying to make sense.
I'm trying to make sense of it.
What if the Crips been there the whole time is what I'm saying.
But just a different name.
Yeah.
Like they operated under some different shit, but they was like Crips.
Yeah.
Only they're only modern day Crips.
But if we jumped in a spaceship or a time traveling machine and we went back a thousand years.
It'd probably still be some niggins like, shit.
Dang.
Big Cripping over here in the name of the galaxy.
You'd be like, niggins.
That a nigga, a caveman.
Growing up since.
Yes.
They probably did.
If I'm going to understand, they had mud, too.
They clicked up.
What if you call?
all the McCabe man, and he was like, you mean
Babe man, bro.
It ain't Uga, it's
Aunga. Baunga.
What a nigga say?
I think all this is.
I'll just be trying to think in a parallel
universe.
But that's how talking started right there.
Most simple shit had to be the
that's the shit you're going to do.
Uh-uh.
Uh-huh.
That's the same thing.
At what point did the niggins start realizing
that they could...
I ain't going to say that.
because we set up and make shit up all day.
I'm like, niggas just existing.
You just said where to start?
So, monkeys ain't grew out of making.
At what point did we realize that we could be like,
nigger.
Like, you just out a word, like,
niggas like, I like that one.
I fuck with that.
Bitch?
Like, how did that nigga got hurt?
Shit.
Shit.
We're gonna fuck with that one.
We're gonna keep that one.
Okay.
But how did it spread though?
A lot of niggas kept getting hurt.
You ever watch some gorillas?
They really look like they want to say something.
Yeah, fact.
I think they like this close, they just don't want to let us know.
They do a lot of the same.
They can talk because they don't want to pay taxes.
I just think videos of guerrillas fucking, and I'm like, we had to get it from them.
We had to get it from them.
I've seen a video of a gorilla
I said, this nigga fuck better than me.
That's crazy.
You had to get your fuck game to get it.
Y'all ain't never seen that meme or that gorilla.
Can't know what you on that's long, though.
Can't no animal out fucking me.
I'm not too much.
I ain't never saw no animals fucking.
I'm like, they fuck better than me.
You're talking about whooping?
I don't know.
That turtle would be fucking for about three days.
The big tortoise.
The tortoise be back there for about two days.
I did see some oxymies fucking in the middle of the street.
That nigga had a wing span about 12 feet.
But he was just, it's like he was just walking in the puss.
I was like, that he was.
Stepping.
Stepping.
He's got a little head and big feet.
So he's up looking at it.
He's going to enjoy that.
Ostriches, baby.
It's over with it.
Evolution has been a mother-up.
But one thing I know for sure that they cannot dispute.
You see how we're talking this shit?
Niggis been doing this forever.
Like on the first day of whirl, it was some niggas.
there.
First day of world.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
The four language.
So how would they communicate?
The niggas were just, you know how black people communicate nonverbal?
Them niggas were sitting around and somebody lit a fire.
And they were like, hmm.
Hey.
Shee.
It was a slow evolution, but it happened.
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when we die it'll be interesting to see
how all of this shit started I think that's what happened
I think we can I think God gonna show you all the shit
see everything and that explains a lot
but the only thing is I feel like some niggas have tapped
into some of this shit and can't see it
why they hear
but
that's because some niggins it's
raining it to me
they're from hell
I ain't gonna say that
it's some people who
from hell too
they ain't just going to hell
they from hell
oh you know what though
so they're demons
come on
see that's the thing
they trick you
because all these movies
they'd be like
demon you think green eyes
and long tongues
demons is regular
fucking people
I know
most of them is white
I'm just
This bullshit, buddy, it's true.
Hey, there's some goddamn demons in the alcohol.
They'll bring it out.
Them spirit.
Them spirits.
That's why certain liquor made you act in a certain way.
You didn't want to do nothing to fight and fuck on liquor.
They stole the name of the liquor store for black people, too.
Oh, you're talking about they stole the, um...
No, when they stay packaged, though, they got that straight from a nigga.
Because only old drunk name, I need to run down here and get me in the package.
Okay.
They stole it.
Now you look at them.
And it don't say liquor, the spirit.
It's a peggish stuff.
They owe pretty.
Jack Daniels, Uncle Nere's made that shit.
Uncle Nere's, yeah.
That's his shit.
He taught Jack Daniels how to make it.
He shouldn't have never taught him.
You know, maybe he didn't have a choice.
He didn't.
That's why I know he wasn't taught.
He just made him do it.
Yeah.
But you know what?
Who decided to start drinking some shit that nasty?
Out of all the shit you could have drunk?
Crushed up some grapes.
But now, it would it do.
is what it do.
Think about you to work hard
out there.
You drink that liquor
all of a sudden
your neck don't hurt
no more.
Now you're talking shit.
Nick found out
he can sing.
You had to keep the man.
He never played a bandjo in your life.
You looked in a time
where everything was nest
anyway.
Yeah.
Food didn't get it.
Food wasn't good.
Wasn't no juice?
Yeah.
Like that.
Everything tasted
kind of bland,
bro.
I guess that why
we didn't like
none of that shit growing up.
Right.
Brothers sprouts
don't even taste that good.
Yeah.
They season, they bitter.
The motherfucker ain't cook them right.
Man, you got to put bacon with them
bitches, you got a char broil.
You got a yeah, balsamic,
you know what I wonder about, though?
It wasn't no soap back in the day.
Like, they didn't wash their ass.
They just rinsed off.
No, it was soap.
But, one no deodorant?
How far back?
Oh, back there.
Okay, man?
I mean, they were doing other things.
It was maddening, like.
They were putting powder on.
Like gladiator days and shit,
or like 300.
These things are that musty as a motherfucker.
No, that shit was nasty bad, though.
They had a vomatorium.
It didn't show not one time in the movie 300.
These niggas out for about two weeks.
Ain't nobody watched their ass.
It's a movie.
You got to just imply that they don't snake.
Yeah, no.
But that's why most of them people died anyway.
Most of the motherfucking died of diseases and shit.
That's why the life expectancy wasn't that long.
It was 32 and now.
No, no, no, no, hell no.
Well, okay, they probably died.
All right, right, right.
we dying from like food and shit
niggas back then lived a lot long
because she was healthier
they lived a lot longer
life expectancy was short as hell
when
yeah Moses lived to be like what
that's the Bible
you went way back further
this nigga that's the Bible
and he did something in the Bible
you had to do something in the Bible
to live that long
Jesus only made it
he was 33 years
he was cold as one
of the boy
that's my head
It'll be a thousand years.
Yeah.
With my thuselah.
We're getting up out of here, though.
I'll just go to show you, bro.
Even in the Bible days, it was the motherfuckers who was already old when the Bible came out.
Oh, all right.
You kind of fucked me up, and I'm like, nigga.
I don't know what the Bible was made right at.
Like when this is what I'm wondering.
So if a nigga wrote the Bible.
Was he there before Adam to document everything?
No, the Bible is a collection of people telling stories.
Okay, so look.
It ain't just one person.
All right, so boom, watch this.
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
So what did Adam do?
Because he wasn't here.
So who told you God created the heaven and earth?
God put you down here and gave you some instructions and said,
Do this, don't do that.
Who did God tell it to?
Adam and he told him not to eat out this tree,
eat anywhere in the garden.
He didn't say he didn't wake Adam up and be like,
yeah, you know, I just built all this shit.
Yeah.
This is what I made.
No, he built the man, put him to sleep, took a real about.
And nothing to say that he told Adam.
He let him rock.
He let him rock.
Before he put out of a woman.
He saw he need to get him a woman because he was at the trip.
He gave him a job.
He told him what to do with the job.
So they had a conversation.
Right.
If you were the first man on earth, and then a woman showed up, and then he was like, where the fuck you came from?
God could be God.
God, the only person who can make the shit.
Oh, okay.
At this point, you know, at this point, you know, right?
What happens before all of that?
Like, as soon as I'm built or made, boom, he made the heaven and the earth in seven days.
Who told me he made all this?
I'm just here walking around looking at shit.
I don't know.
Who made it?
And he had time of training for his job and everything.
And he didn't tell you that they took their talk.
You know what that story came from.
It's just the first person who wrote the first part.
At some point, this shit had this story.
No.
Okay, well, who was the first person?
But that same story goes back even further.
But, yeah.
You can't read the Bible like it's a biopic, though.
It ain't like that.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's not fact-based.
I don't know.
Sometimes that shit is allegory.
The Bible got like.
Just to represent shit.
It's not...
Important lessons.
Yeah.
That whole truth of time.
But some of it, I'd be like...
I don't know.
What you say about the Wayne lyrics?
You just haven't lived to that point to get it.
You might...
No, the parts that you don't understand,
that's where life is going to fill in the blanks for you.
Yeah.
Some things you've got to see to believe.
You can read the shit all day.
I wish we could just make bitches out of nothing to snatch out some in jail.
Nick, I can.
This niggas a wizard.
I made plenty of
nothing.
You need this is a couple dollars.
I don't remove my real for no.
You got to have some time and some patience.
It ain't easy, but it can be done.
Residuals.
What are you about a drink?
Make something out of nothing.
You handle your bid.
You can be crying and it's something?
I don't.
Let me get $40 worth of nothing.
Trying to make a business today, aren't we?
Yeah, last one I had it.
It was crazy.
He walks in there 40.
Nothing from nothing make nothing.
What's up, man? Let me get a bag of nothing.
He had to build another one this bitch.
I wonder how fine the first woman was.
She was all right.
We don't know.
The motherfuckers that started getting fined way later on.
You think the first motherfucker came out was fine?
It really didn't matter, though.
Also, people, like, we weren't getting good representations of what nobody looked like.
The artists were terrible.
I'm looking at Mona Lisa.
They're not, like...
And niggins say she was the finest motherfucker from back there.
motherfuckers. No, I don't think nobody said
that, bro. That was a nigg. She was a man. She's like a
four, a three. I don't think nobody
said that she was that bad, bro.
You know what, though? Maybe she would think of some
motherfucking. Ooh. Because niggas
a bunch of that little black shit. Imagine.
She's the thickest one walking around.
Nah. Her face looked like everybody else around here.
When she looked at dresser, chonked out.
Oh, my God. Got some teeter, too?
Montalisa choked out.
So, Mona Lisa was
like, Montalisa was like a
Nicki Mina made the stallion of the day.
No, niggas said sit like this.
And let me paint you.
You can't say she was like
Mona Lisa and nigga, I mean like
Megan and Nikki, she was like,
she was white woman fine.
Some shit, we ain't gonna be able to understand.
Jessica.
Not like, not like.
No, he said she was thick.
He said she was thick.
Like Melissa McCartney.
Oh, who.
Oh, okay.
She was like Roseanne playing.
Wow.
Like blue collar.
Okay.
Blue collar.
Okay.
Yeah, like Brooklyn.
Like she looked like everybody wife
So she's optimistic.
She was obtainable.
She, uh, poor side.
He blurring shit out.
Well, Zand is, that's, she wasn't fine to you, but Dan loved her.
Roseanne.
Yeah, because that was the show.
But then you got a whole generation of people who loved Mona Lisa.
But not shout out for all of these people to be.
The rapper was tripping.
In agreeance to say, she's so fucking fine.
We're going to paint her and make her as like the poster child for this.
time. What if it ain't even about her? It might just be that this, we ain't seeing that
nigga draw this good. Fuck the, fuck the picture.
Naga, that nigga good. Do you see the motherfuckin fucking shades?
Yeah. The way he blended, that shit made it, that shit looked like, it looked like real life.
It was 3D for the time. Who did we take? Who did it? It was ageing. It's this
nigga named Leonardo da Vinci. We always said it was now. This snake is so good.
Yeah. He got this bitch name Mona Lisa. She ain't real, but that nigga drew the fuck out of her.
Who would we take and say
This is the finest bitch of this era
And years from now
We gotta clean it up
Not bitch
But that's not what's happening
We only see it was left
Huh
We only see it was left from the past
The Mona Lisa was what was left
There was probably pictures
Are way better bitches
It was probably way more titty pictures
It was probably way more naked
fucking pictures
That don't exactly
That might have been
It was
It was the only time that they had seen a woman with some clothes on.
Everybody else was painting them naked.
And at that point, that was what was hot.
Oh, boy, fully dressed bits.
What?
You ain't never seen one of these bitches covered up, man.
It's something to see, man.
They've been naked since the heaven days.
This nigga looking at him to my age.
Yeah, she's right, though.
Oh, wow.
Hot down.
I'm sure there was some better artists.
They just wasn't famous, bro.
Right.
Fuck they were.
They didn't even try to say that shit
They used that for firewood
They survived
Some good shit
It just wasn't Leonardo DaVinci
A stack full of naked pictures
Yeah, burn that shit
Burn, we're cold
All right
Tidey are you looking at them
Don't damn Davenci's
Yeah, because when you look at
Montalisa, she ain't bad
Real frumpy
She ain't bad
She looked like the oatmeal man
Oh
Wake old
Yeah
Or maybe he looked like her
They might be the same
They might be related
Who came first?
She may be his great
Great
Great
Grandmama
Grandma, okay
It do make you wonder though
Who was fine throughout history
That we had
Didn't see
Yeah
Because we can see pictures
From the picture people
But you mean pre-pict
Damn you know what
What if Roseanne was related
To Mona Lisa
But we just would never know it
because, like, even if they didn't keep documents
and shit back then.
Deep.
I think everybody's related to somebody.
Yeah, for sure that.
But like, damn.
Mona Lisa was my great, great, great, great.
Leonardo Division was my.
Yeah.
She couldn't have been too bad
because when the last time you met somebody named Mona Lisa?
I met somebody.
Mona.
Yeah.
They know, I know Mona Lisa's though.
No, they did.
They were like Mona Lisa.
They name their self there.
It'd be like a barber.
I had a barber.
Mona Lisa was on the car.
Mona is a black name too, though.
Mona?
Yeah.
But what if it all is doing?
I don't know. It's also, I don't know.
It's probably, you know,
because them European names
be black too sounding.
Which one?
They'd be having Lakeisha's.
No way.
Yeah.
I ain't never heard of a British Lakeisha.
No, not British.
They're Eastern Europeans.
Like, you know, that German
and stuff like that.
Yeah, they got Lecichita and Nakashis.
Yeah, they got stuff like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
There's a nigga Shakeda in now.
Yeah.
Makeda.
You need a film Nikita?
Yeah, Lafam Nikita.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Come on, bro.
Hey, come on, man, with the little espionage.
A trade-up.
A trade-up.
Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South South show.
We got to talk in real life
And we got the kicking it like a soccer game in here, man
And we got, this might be, this isn't turning to a whole conspiracy theory episode
We got theories in here.
Theory?
Yeah.
What's your theory?
We got guests in here today with us, man.
I mean, one of the cold is.
Man, but there's even a guest at this point, bro.
I kind of feel like he made his world debut on the 85th.
I've tried my best.
The world?
The world debut.
That clip go crazy.
already on the world now. But the world, world. The world wasn't on me.
Ooh. Come back around.
Nick, thinking, man.
Come back around.
He's one of the coldest young brothers in the game, bro. When it comes to the word, play, when it comes to the music, the fashion, the ladies, the sweaters, the ties.
Come on, man.
Any of a Mississippi nigger, you feel?
Yeah.
Y'all are rocking out right now, man.
Come on, man.
You got to introduce them with both names.
You get Kimi Castanova, and then you get a King Malie.
Yeah, we got both of them.
That's it.
Appreciate you brought a guest with you so you got to introduce the guest man with the plan i'm gonna let him introduce this stuff too man the man the man with the plan apparently my name b flat cook i do a lot of production and engineer from my partner hill man so we make it help me
hey man welcome to the 80 flat i'm gonna put it in respect i made i started making the best music of my life when i met this nigga who well he's important the best music of my life oh you found that like that production no i'm gonna be producer in the rapper clip
up and it be that look like you found that yeah no I found myself musically like I
could always rap but I didn't know how to put certain stuff together when I met
bro I was like yeah what made you want to work with shoot man we met at a video shoot
and we linked up with nothing in the wrong boom there it is with nothing no no previous
track no previous lyrics and came out with something it was the second time we linked up
yeah but the first time we came out with something yeah oh snap hold on now and everything
starts from scratch yeah just walk in and literally start
making a beat start putting shit together start like humming melodies and it just turn
into whatever it's going to be that's what's so yeah amen from the last time you was here
yeah you have grown tremendously and we always support that yeah yeah thank you
appreciate your brother appreciate me yeah what you're doing with your opportunity man
yeah and you really just been growing and growing and growing so it's just hope to see the progress
appreciate it appreciate it and for you to come back and they forget about the
Yeah, no, I can't forget y'all.
This is where it started.
I was just telling him before we got up here,
like, when we did that four years ago,
four years and some change ago.
Endemic.
No, it was, shit, 2020.
Yeah, four years and some change ago.
Muffer still, yeah.
Yeah, that's been on the highlight since I got in here.
You was elbow deep in your bag, though.
Yeah, yeah, that was cold.
Yeah.
But you still ain't seen what I seen.
Shit, I didn't see a little more.
You didn't, but you, hey, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, sir.
I didn't see a little more since then.
I ain't gonna lie to you now don't I just seen some shit you gonna see some bottle too
Plain ain't seen nothing uh he wasn't there he's seen some shit he ain't seen some shit
because a lot of shit I seen he was there I seen some shit and the shit that he told me he's
seen before I knew him that was some shit too so I think it has seen some shit
I've seen a lot of days come on man come on man some things I was the only one around to see it
hey but you do know we are getting to that age as black men there so we're just gonna have to start
being entertained by lies whether they
real or not. That's what kind of make
that's how you establish your character
as an older black men. You have some of
the best lies, then people don't even
mind you coming around just so you can tell
all your bullshit. Some old lies.
You know, some of that shit probably went down
in history, though. No, but like
entertaining, like, story time, laugh.
Man, I was in Detroit one time. Shit like
that. Right. Yeah. Where they can't even
verify if it's real and not. Yeah,
we will fuck around. And be real. Some shit
that drank and smoked to me. Be real, but every ass
For every ass whooping story, you got to tell the time that you got your ass whoop.
Because that's what old dudes don't never want to do.
Not until they get.
Not until they got fucked up.
Nah, ain't nobody never whoop my ass.
Nick, they couldn't melt the niggum down and poke him on me.
Everything that I'm scared of dead already.
Nick, here you're talking about.
Hey, let me see the lighter again.
We don't need another light on the set.
I don't know what happened.
Hold on.
We need some more lighters.
So, bro, what's you been up to with the music, man?
Working.
What's next?
What's new?
What's popping?
What's new and what's popping?
Shit, me.
More of me.
And we got more of me coming up right after these messages.
I ain't going to lie, I'm just, shit.
When y'all came in here, I was working on some shit.
I'm just working all the time.
That'd be my whole mindset.
Yeah.
Putting the paint where it ain't.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Yeah, trying to be smooth, man.
Putting in in motion.
Yeah, yeah.
Going on tour this year in June, so...
You should.
Yeah.
The going again tour, coming to a city near you.
I saw you doing meat and grease and taking pictures and...
Hell yeah.
And rapping and everything.
Oh, you got to do that now.
Thank you.
But surely.
What's your favorite city?
Mm.
My favorite city on tour.
Yeah.
Out of Houston and Dallas.
Just Texas.
Texas alone.
I can see that.
I could definitely see that.
Yeah.
They show love.
Like some of the time.
Got the tickets up, Houston was like, we got them.
They in Dallas.
Yeah, Dallas and Texas and Houston.
Bad-ass women in Texas.
Oh, yeah, Texas got some of the finest.
The world got some of the finest.
But just like inside of the world, Texas.
Yeah.
Nick, it's some hoes on earth, nigga.
I'm right.
Hose on earth.
You ain't seen human bitches.
The humans?
In the nebulae.
The nebula.
A bitch is so bad by Sirius B.
Man, hey, it's a business, ask the doggone people about them.
The bitch's so bad, she's the phenotype.
What?
Yes.
For real, for real.
I met a bitch, her DNA was triple helix.
Listen, man, she's an intergalactic lady, bro.
That means she bad in like three different galaxies.
The pussy was a wormhole.
Come on, man.
I came out the other side of the universe.
A loophole
You digger snap
So you're telling me that
Her pussy literally foes time
And his face in half?
I went in the pussy
It came out the same pussy
On the opposite side of the universe
But what was her astrophysics like?
Dr. Strange
Come on, man
What is that about?
Female Dr. Strange.
I measure my bitch is in millimeters.
Woo.
I'd be trying to make a bitch
Astroly project
Come on, man.
For sure.
You never made it feel so good
She hit their R-E-M-Sleep
What?
Yeah
Rem sleep
Rapid-out
Boy, I'm talking about
I put the little red things
On your ass
So you can loose it drink
Come on, man
When she's around me
All she'd do is release seroton
Oh, man
These nigger
Using some words in here
Ain't it shit
You ain't
You're never dipped the bitch
In the cryo chamber
You sick
Have to fuck that bitch
Cool off
Hey
You had a dude
Dip a bitch in nitrogen, frozen bitch in carbonite, brought it back to life.
He ain't never had a little freak eat your cytoplasm.
Eat your cytoplasm?
Yeah, she drank it.
Oh, man.
I had a specter, bitch, trying to get my ectoplasm.
Nah, man.
I'll be deep in it like spinal fluid, though.
Y'all niggas should rap.
You're right.
I want to hear a song about this shit.
Yeah, there's, ain't anything wrong with this.
We won't hear it from you, though.
I could do that.
He'd do it.
I do it, but I need the money first.
Space age?
I need the money first.
Intergalactic.
Yeah.
I know how this rapping shit go.
You like to spread across different galaxies.
Another galaxy.
Yeah.
Matter of fact, I don't even want no motherfucker from Earth no more.
I don't know what you're going to do.
Matter from out there.
You fuck around and you get a motherfucker from another galaxy,
find out.
Human dick don't even work on this kind of place.
pussy. You need a tentacle, my name's.
You got a hit this with an octopus leg.
Antenna, oh, they pussy on the top. You don't have the suction.
Where is your vestigeo?
Procreator.
Tell me your reproductive hole.
You got a blowhole like a dolphin.
And you don't even put that in it. You just put blow hole to blow hole.
Y'all sneeze in each of you.
Y'all sneezing each other.
Nah.
That's some different levels, man.
Can't get nothing out of this.
Burr, what was your experience like growing up in Mississippi, man?
Tell them about the stuff.
They think I'd be lying.
The old I get, I'd be realizing.
I'm just like, damn.
Who is you old as fuck?
Yeah, you grow up an old nigga.
Yeah, when you were from Mississippi, you don't have a choice, nigga.
When you're born, you start out with the mindset of, like, a 37-year-old man.
You got big responsibilities when you're a kid in Mississippi.
A lot of people don't know, like, you be young as hell, like, doing shit that you shouldn't be doing, you just be doing it.
Grown man, junk.
You're watching everybody in the house.
You're seven.
Your mama look, like, off at work and shit.
Like, watch these kids.
If something happened, like, you get the whooping.
Like, damn, I'm only seven.
With a house key.
Yeah.
That, too.
Walk to and from school.
He said, what house?
Like, you young enough to get.
You get yourself up for school like it's a job or something.
Yeah, you got yourself to school.
Yeah.
We walked, rode the bus.
And you better be there.
Yes.
Yes.
If your mama got up and went to work
before you went to school,
like you got to be at school there.
And everybody mom and them did.
You wake up,
ain't no grown folks in the house.
Yeah.
Just a list of shit to do.
Broan up, Mississippi was good, though.
I like it.
I probably wouldn't want to have been born anywhere else.
Me either.
I wouldn't trade that shit for the world.
I heard somebody say like Mississippi
got the nicest people in the United States.
I'm like, yeah.
You don't meet motherfuckers.
to them people from Mississippi.
Like genuine southern people?
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Especially genuine southern black people.
Right.
I'm going to go nice to the point
when you think they're trying to do something to you.
Yeah, I can't account for no other race.
Yeah.
Just for me.
But yeah.
That's the strange thing about Mississippi, though.
It's like, once you go outside of Mississippi
and you realize it's still like real segregated.
Yeah.
Because black people don't live where white people live in Mississippi.
Not at all.
It ain't really a whole lot of mixed neighborhood.
You know what?
And so, like, a lot of time people are like, it's racist.
Or people make jokes like, y'all still riding horse carriages and shit down there.
Like, they're going to hang you.
I'm like, that was never my experience.
Right.
I grew up around only black people.
Right.
Like, all my friends are black, parents black, black friends of black friends.
Well, y'all in Mississippi got the most black people, if I'm not mistaken, right?
Jackson.
No, as a state, though.
As a state.
Dude?
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Talk me some.
You didn't know that?
Not at all. I knew Jackson. I knew Jackson for show, but...
Jackson's the number one black city?
He's someone like out of the race show or just actual...
Jackson is the blackest city in America.
Oh, okay.
It's 802% ain't it?
That's on something like, shit.
Yeah, damn, Memphis is like second. I knew we was...
The black is one. Yeah.
But yeah, yeah, I just, I can grow up around none of that shit.
Right, motherfuckering.
That's the only people know that shit from that ass bit.
For the most part, you don't be around the white people like that.
Not at all.
You're not at all.
You had white teachers growing up, probably.
But it seemed like you do grow up in two different worlds in Mississippi.
Yeah.
You aware of it.
Because in my hometown, I was like, I'm thinking about the shit now.
It's like, I don't even know where a lot of them white people live.
Like, we go where we live and there's all us.
Oh, they know where y'all live.
When we go out, we see.
They know where y'all live.
They know exactly.
They know where y'all live.
But yeah.
That's a good point.
The neighborhoods be so different, but I guess it's just been like that since forever, like, segregated, so...
I mean, you're fine.
You know what, I've never been over a white person house in Mississippi, I don't think.
Damn.
Never seen like a white person house.
Oh, yes, I have.
I'm lying.
I'm lying.
Yeah, yeah, I have.
Not until I got older, though, but before the end, like I...
Yeah, that you were going to be in the comments.
What the fuck?
What about you?
You're wrong.
It is different lying.
No, but it's our job and our duty to make sure we tell everybody about the good parts of our Mississippi, too.
It's probably the best place to be raised.
Not for the reasons you think.
It's the family.
Not for the best opportunities.
I'll tell you that fucking much.
But if you want to be the best version of yourself, yeah.
If you want to be the best version.
Because we used to having, like, so little.
Once you get outside of Mississippi
and see what the fuck is out there,
you'd be like, damn, I've literally been surviving
off the bare minimum.
So I'm better than, like,
I'm better than all these niggas.
They got all these resources.
They'd be, like, spoiled outside of Mississippi almost.
Hell you.
Once you get out and realize how much you have been living without
and you'd be like getting a hold to some shit,
you'd be like, yeah, I'm from to kill you, niggas.
It'd be like that for real.
Yeah.
Watch your talented motherfuckers out there.
They just, a lot of them just be scared to lead on.
Be stuck.
They be stuck, man.
It's like, when I was reading someone, like, putting a flea in a jar and putting a lid over it.
You know, a flea got, like, 40-inch vertical type of shit.
Right.
But if you put it in a jar and put the lid over it, it only jumps as high as the lid is.
And so it keeps jumping and hit a head on the lid.
You can let it out the jar after a while, and then I only jump that high because the thing is going to hit his head.
And so a lot of niggas don't realize, like, we've been opened the lid up.
You just don't want to get out this morning.
Right, right.
So we'd be stuck.
Yup.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, jump on out that job, bro.
Yeah.
You don't have to tell me.
Yeah, no, I got the fuck out of Dodge.
That's the hell of a place, man.
You're in Birmingham.
Yeah.
That's the dirty stuff, too.
Yeah, it ain't too much different, to be honest.
I really ain't.
Yeah.
You know, a lot of white people?
I do, but it went to older.
So it's like an older, like you're saying.
Well, you about like 43.
Yeah, well, 45.
What, hell?
He'd be trained.
He can have his first white person in 45.
I ain't mean mine's allowed, like 33.
See, though?
33, 34.
Really?
Yeah?
You just didn't know no white people
your whole life?
No.
I can't say that.
Not of my teachers.
But, like, meeting and going over somebody.
How's those white?
Yeah, I had it been about 34.
35.
Yeah, but that first day in school,
it had fucked me up
because I ain't never seen that many people before.
The first day of school?
Like the very first day I went to school,
it fucked me up.
What?
What school you went to?
never seen no white people
for real.
I can remember, but then when I went to school
I'm like, what the fuck?
Well, I stayed white people was the minority.
Like, it'd be a whole black school
with like two white people.
T was more like...
I say it would probably
60, 30, like 60, 40.
Oh, no.
They were a whole, it was a day out number
the hell out of us.
And we called the white boy, white boy.
That was his name.
Probably six.
Probably seven.
And he wasn't mad about it neither.
You always called a white boy, white boy.
What's up, white boy?
He'd be like, what's up, man?
He'd be like, he just knew he was white boy.
We weren't like no...
That was how we would call him a nigger.
Like, what's a name?
Or like my nigger.
God, stop it, okay?
You act like
I'm the only one.
You are.
But nobody fuck with the white dude at school.
If you was the only white person in school,
I ain't gonna say this would be like funny.
It was like...
Yes, it was.
No, it's like you just...
I don't know. I ain't gonna say nix, too. Like the school pet or something. Like, there's nobody
fuck with him or nothing. Like, he was just, no, he ain't get bullied. I want nobody going to
fuck with you like. Right. We ain't even on that. Do you know what? It's one white
person in his school. We beat the shit out of each other. White boy never got to it.
Right. White boy was just cool. They're like, man, leave white boy along, man.
He'd be cheering all the fights, though.
No, he wasn't that crazy. He won't. He wasn't crazy. White boy. White boy mind in his beating.
That's why nobody was going to fuck a white boy. If you fuck a white boy, you just,
You either practicing for a fight.
You were like, you practice.
Come on, white boy.
I got a big fight out of school.
I need a quick round.
Why?
Why?
Like, yeah, man, whatever.
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I remember motherfuckers just to fight in the bathroom every morning.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Like white dudes.
I'll just meet it.
I'm going to fight like him.
Now, they'll fight wherever.
You just hear about, you know, they're going to fight in the goddamn old gym.
I'm going to get him.
We had got ignorant, though.
It was like, I remember being in the middle school and motherfuckers being like, in between periods.
And things are just being like, I bet you want to steal on, bro.
I bet you want to steal on him.
And it was just like that.
You know you had one nigga at school.
Like, they got beef?
Like, they ain't got no beef.
You just like, I bet you won't steal this thing and not looking at you.
I bet you won't cold.
Literally.
Literally, that's what you're going to.
You won't blindside this thing.
That's literally what it was.
He said that.
You're going to have every school.
You're probably going to have, and each grade it's going to be, you already know who got hands.
And if you don't know, somebody going to fuck around and they're going to find out.
The best thing.
It's going to somebody, fuck with somebody, and you don't know they got hands.
When the motherfucker got sneaky hands, he was like, oh.
I saw that shit happen one time.
I saw that shit happen one time.
I saw it happen.
The nigga in school that nobody really wanted to fight, because he'll fight anybody.
And I ain't going to say, like, when you were six, seven grade, you don't know if niggas can really fight.
You just know niggas just fight a lot.
Right.
But nobody really wanted to fight him and myself, niggas, who can fight.
Or, like, that was on his type of timing.
And I remember when we was in the seventh grade, nickname Buckingheadhead.
And they told him he was still on a nigger name
Ezekiel Ayonabore
Yeah, you don't fuck with Ezek
And when I tell you
Ezekiel, what's that name?
Ayonabore
Oh man, that nigga is not
I'm gonna tell you, right?
So this was crazy though
This was crazy
The nigga Buckinghead
He's just a little bigger than us
Like, when I was seven grade
I was scron his hair
Right what I was probably like
Nigger 13 pounds talking with
Yeah, okay
He told him, somebody told me
Still on him
I bet you won't steal on bro
he went over there
now buckethead didn't lose
but he found the fuck out that day
I ain't gonna lie
this nigga Ezekiel
on the boy he was African
wore glasses
like and when you're in seventh grade
you got bumps and shit
all over your face
so you look at him
he's just like
extra geek
man when I tell you
that nigga must have tapped into
some type of
I'm gonna tap into some shit
because I'm like
as little as I was
I'm like God damn
I ain't gonna say
I would let the nigga
whip me but I wouldn't even
want to fight bro
at that age
like he was in the 6th grade
and we was in the 7
and he was just
And he just didn't get it for him.
He came to school to fight and get suspended.
That type shit.
Man, he went over there and stole him, bro.
And when I tell you, when that nigga came out of there, it's just, I ain't going to lie.
He could turn, brother, every fucking weight butt loose.
And when they finally got unstuck, when he stuck his ass and they unstuck, I was like, damn, that nigga was red.
He was breathing hard.
He had to work for that.
When he stole on that, he was like, god damn.
This nigga, shit, everything I stole, you can have it back, bro.
I respect, bro.
Hey, he won't go off of that shit.
Hey, that's what you give for guests.
He got a nigga at school.
He had all his books in his backpack.
Oh me.
And still whip the shit out of them.
He said, oh.
And the motherfuckin' start crying.
Looking like Amy from Congo.
Yeah, sometimes them fights let you know people do extracurricular shit.
Like, you like, I remember I see the nigga dodge a punch.
And the nigga missed so bad.
The nigga was looking back.
I was like, oh, this nigga take boxing out of this cool, niggins.
You said he cried and whooped the nigger ass?
Man, niggins start, any nigger that started crying before the fight
gonna beat the shit out of you.
That shit happened to be one time.
Nigger clucked me right up out of this shit.
I got crying one time.
I was fighting my brother, and you, remember Hulk Hogan used to wharf.
I tried this shit to get my brother one time.
He punched me right out this shit.
I was like, this shit don't work.
That nigger hit me, I was like, oh, man, now.
That ain't pop out.
I'll be to tell it.
And I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen
when I go in here tell
That nigga clucked me right up out of that shit
I was like yeah that shit don't work
Huck Hogan and led me your fucking straight
No, that's crazy motherfuckold
They cried doing the whole fight
Yeah
Like yeah they've been waiting
They don't wipe their nose
The smash not coming out
Nobody fin to get their ass look
They got a rough home
Like one of them niggas hit narration
Like they did in the 300 movie
At that point I knew I had
Reach my breaking
Like it was irrefutable
Vengeance
But Savannah
I'm like yeah
They probably hear shit
Like that in their head
Ain't no telling
Sometimes it'd be funny
To see people crash all the way out
Especially some shit
They ain't got nothing to do with you
When you're just observing
That motherfucker crash out
I just say the niggas
And still just getting their ass whoop though
That'd be the sad
But you ever see like
I guess I'd have seen it only with white people
Having an episode
Wait me a long pound
And they get real mad
the niggas there, and they're just like, ah!
It's like they get mad at but they still don't do shit.
Way back before they started calling them Cairns, I used to like to watch Cairns go off.
Oh, yeah.
Because when I was in high school, I worked at Burger King, so we used to see this shit all the time.
I said, I ain't never seen this shit in real life.
Oh, man, I remember one time we had the Pokemon shit, right?
This white lady came, and they had fucked her sandwich.
When they gave her the wrong sandwich, she opened the sandwich up, and she threw that bitch.
And then Burger King, they had this stainless steel, like, wall.
That bitch just slowly slid down.
She's like, I'm allergic.
The fucking onions.
And the burger was still just lying, bro.
I was like, I saw this other lady, her and the manager got into an argument, right?
So she pulled up, she ordered a milkshake, right?
A large milkshake.
As soon as they handed to her, she threw that bitch back, hit the manager right in the face.
That manager could never work the drive-through because she talked crazy to people.
One time somebody threw a whole bunch of change at her.
I used to like to watch that type of crazy.
But you know what I've noticed, though?
I don't think I'd ever seen a white person
crashing and whooping a black person.
Like, they'll get mad.
They'll say anything.
But if we decide we want to fight, it's just like,
go ahead, hit me, pal.
Then you're saying they're like, yeah, do it again.
You're assaulting me.
And it's like, yeah, I think I will beat your ass.
I think I'm going to indulge in this.
But I ain't never seen a person that pow up
and be like, whoop a nigga ass?
Not at all.
Not at all.
You see the shit where buddy was talking to.
I guess the day you see it, he has to become you.
That's the sad shit.
Imagine you like, you see a black person.
Or you still a white person with a black person ass.
He's like, I'm the nigger now.
It's like, y'all have swapped places.
And then you want to throw this in the mess.
The white boys strike him and get him another time.
Ain't no way you let that.
This niggina whoop the nigger out of me and turned into me.
I got to go get my nigga back.
You saw that nigger at Woffhouse calling the black man, nigga.
He was hurting them upside down on that.
Hey, wait.
He said that I dropped you on your head?
No!
It was a prank.
Are you fighting the white dude?
You ran up on the wrong one.
Tomahawk.
Hot damn.
He's fighting MMAS since he was 17.
Whooped the shit out of a nigga.
That's some sad shit to see.
He's doing real fighting moves.
He doesn't need a nigga in the face.
At what point do you decide, though, like, you got to crash out to the point where, like, somebody got to get hurt for me.
That's why it's a crash out.
You don't know how.
I thought this shit gonna go.
But what if you crashing out?
That's the thing.
You're crashing out.
You still get your ass beat.
You just like...
You deserve it.
That's called instant karma.
Nigger put a cartoon knot on your head.
I'm talking about whoop.
That motherfucker did.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Yeah, when you crash out and you get your ass whoop, that's instant karma.
But what if you wouldn't, it wasn't your fault?
You just crashed out because you had a reason and you got your ass who was.
It was.
It's like the previous shit.
You got away with some...
Yeah, this shit
And then you crash out
And you're just like, I'm just gonna let him try
I guess I was wrong
Yeah, yeah
He's optimistic about it too
Don't apologize, you're fucking up too
You're right, dog, too
You're right, man, I see I had this situation
wrong, big dog
Nigel me to beat the shit out to you
Good game, good game
You know what?
I'm gonna chill fuck out
You can't compliment a nigga
while to whoop your hand on the stick got some form.
Oh, man got some powder.
Your mother got some powder.
You got a nigga strong.
This nigga whooping you in wage,
you ain't never.
You need to pick you up.
You had to show me how to do that one.
You got the wrong one today.
You're right.
We're absolutely right.
Put me down, young man.
You got to take that.
You losing a fight, man.
If you got this, dude, put me down.
Put me down.
Put me down.
When you got to tell me that, man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, don't do me like that.
Don't do me like that.
It's over with.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
When a man get to whipping your ass naked,
you got it, you got it.
You tired, you bleed, niggas.
That's what the nigg.
Straight out.
Straight on.
Oh, uncle.
You know what crazy.
When a nigga get,
you're crashed out.
You can get that.
Now you're going to crash again because you're tired of the niggum.
All right, I said, I'm right.
All right, no.
You're going to make me mad.
You're going to make me mad.
We put the crowd telling them to stop.
Hey, hey, ain't going to kick him in his ass like that.
Listen to do it.
Listen to it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
That's enough.
That's enough.
That's enough.
Oh.
Ain't going to keep letting you do it like this.
It's going to have to be a different way.
We're going to have to switch positions or stuff.
Let me get up.
Let me get up.
I can't keep receiving his level of hand.
You can't never let the nigger have it, though.
When you get up, you got to still be talking shit.
You're lucky they got me off you.
Man, get that nigger, man, for real.
You know, I almost killed your mother.
You're lucky they saved your head, nigga.
Oh
You're walking off
You better run
Bitch ass
They get it
Get it
He said that when he's in the car
You ain't got to roll the window down
When you safely about to get away
You're still a whole ass
Niggum
That nigga wait
Wait he done with my ass to walk off
Did that nigga just roll his window
I'm still here
Hey wait
Did he get done with my ass to leave
Oh shit
I ain't went nowhere
I'd be talking about
He'd been begging and pleaded for a nigga to get off him.
Niggins started talking about if he would have whooped this.
If I'd have whooped his ass, I'd helped him up.
I would have stopped.
J.B.
Damn, they had to kill that nigger, man.
He'd be going back to the house.
That's shit.
Yeah, that L, that's the hell of a one.
That has turned to a nice prayer.
I only take his one ass whooping, you'd be a nice guy after that.
But that's back to the shit from Friday, man.
Just go ahead, duke it out.
You ain't got to shoot it.
If you got your ass, whoop gone, about to, hey.
You know, Debo did it right, though.
Debo did it right.
You got it, brother, got on the dog truck.
He said, we're going to find me.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We ride that done.
No, this should have been pop Debo in.
For what?
It's a nigga like that in their hood.
I ain't going to say niggas walk around doing that.
No, niggas was not, no.
They could have been jump, Debo.
I will say that.
I believe in some niggas.
Jumped bo.
I do believe in the one-on-one, like, and I used to tell my partner when I was growing up, my partner didn't watch me get whooped, because I was like, if we're going to agree to a fair fight.
I ain't lose probably like one and a half.
One and a half.
I got whooped.
I remember one time I got my hands whooped.
If I hadn't slipped.
It changed their head.
I didn't slip.
I slipped like a motherfucker.
You have a swung so hard trying to like connect and it knock you out of balance.
Brough.
Missing will fuck you all the way up.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You know you and this nigga's arm.
You never land on this.
No, not at all.
Your game playing has gone out of the window.
That's the only fight I vividly remember losing.
Every other fight, it was like, you know how niggas can't tell who won or lost?
That was both in their squabbling.
He might have got you by one punch.
Right.
But he didn't just whoop you.
Now, this nigga, he didn't do on me.
I went down and saw one of them.
I got up, it was three of them.
I'm like, one of these niggas about to get it.
You picked the wrong word.
Yeah.
And the other two whoops shit out of that.
part, though, the nigger whooped me? I'm like, all right, I can take my L. I'm walking home.
These nitty can follow me home.
I mean, you won already. Yeah, my auntie was like, there's some boys outside trying to fight you.
These niggins are dead. I'm like, right? Why don't you take your ass out there since you know so much?
Out there I'm trying to fight for you. How you know they out there for me? Did they say my name?
You're right. I'm like, yeah, no, this ain't that type of party. I was just like,
there's some boys out here for you. And I, when we, like, being raised Mississippi, if you don't go outside of fight, you're going to get a whoopin.
Dang.
Yeah.
Like, if you don't go out there and whipped their ass,
so I just went out there and stood on the porch
to them niggas left.
I'm like, yeah, they're scared.
I just stood on the porch.
I ain't run.
But I was just like, shit.
What's up?
Nick in the street.
Like, what I'm like, man.
Right.
I wonder what they told you or auntie.
Akeem in there?
Yeah, he ain't here.
You just seen him walk in.
Nigger come asking a stupid question.
You know, I ain't trying to,
like, nigga, let me go to sleep
and wake up and try again tomorrow.
Akeem in there and tell a king to come outside.
I'm like, for what?
But that problem must mean you probably got a, it was probably pretty even.
I got smart after that.
No, he whoop me.
Oh, he whooped?
No, that nigger whooped.
Oh, so he just wanted to whoop all this.
I ain't never like doing homework.
That nigger, no boys I said, I got homework.
I got other shit to worry about.
The science fair is stressed me here for.
I was still like.
I'm going to say, ma'am.
No boy's outside.
All of a sudden, I'm in the tub.
I'm in the bathroom.
I'm using the bathroom.
No, you got to fight.
You got to the bathroom.
I'm in that motherfucker holding the door.
Somebody in here.
I know somebody in this motherfucker,
but there's somebody outside, too.
You don't even have to win the fight.
You just got to make it till they don't want to ever fight you again.
I ain't going to lie.
And there's two people that I don't believe in fighting.
I will, but I don't believe in it.
Real dirty, niggas.
Yeah.
And people who are real black,
them motherfuckers hit hard.
If a nigga is black, bro.
Now, we're black.
We didn't have a rough.
You're talking about black as an ace of spade.
Man, I'm talking about a nigga to color this ass tray mine.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't fuck with it.
Yeah.
Them niggas will hit you and knock shit out of you.
Because Melanie got electricity in it.
Them niggas that hit you and shit get the falling off you.
My belt is on me tight.
I got a looped in the shit.
The ninnig hit me.
My belt said,
whew.
You can punch your belt
Out of the shit
I think God
Bunch your belt is a suspension
Nigger
Nika hit me
Hold on I got up and said
Now wait a minute
This ain't how it's going down
This ain't how it's going down
Passing up a belt, brother
No man
Nah yeah
Nigger hit you hard like that
And them dark niggas
And dirty niggas
Now dirty niggas
They ain't got nothing to lose
When the nigga hit you so hard
That the dust fly off him
No, the dirty nigga
You'll lose on some bullshit
Like the nigga get close up on you
And the funk hit you
And it's like
Now your eyes water
It's not, oh man
It don't happen until he hit you
And then you smell it
When the funk connect
You knock the funk off him
You knock it off him
And then what's crazy is the nigga
You don't
This way you
You only stank in the spot
You only stank in the spot
That this nigga that hit you
So if the nigga
It stole on you one time
And the nigga
Your face thing
Your mouth funky
Look a nigga didn't punch you in your back
You don't walk past you
You don't lick
You don't look at you
Neither than a nigga punched you in your head
Why your hair smell like that?
You win but you got a rat home
smelling like garbage
What do we do?
I got to throw this old shit away, man.
It just smelled like poverty in this motherfucker.
This nigga, this nigga, I got to go home and bathe in tomato juice.
This nigga then whoop me into poverty.
And it's it.
And whoop the generation of curse onto me.
I'm telling me, I go home ain't nothing.
We ain't got food to eat all of a sudden.
I live in a good part of town.
Man.
They got to sock me so hard.
My mom's trying to say, I don't know what we're going to eat tonight,
but we go in there and make some noodles.
I'm doing shit that man groceries.
They're dangerous, man.
Yeah, a dirty nigga ain't got nothing to lose.
And that's, if you don't fuck with them type of people.
You can't.
You can't do that.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
Come on, now.
For real.
I grew up dirty.
That's why I only lost my wife.
The one nigga you really got to watch, though, is that nigga who wear dirty joins.
He's a regular joins the team.
If they're dirty, you got to watch this.
He is shi-stead-ass-nigger.
A nigga was some dirty forces.
Only white people wear dirty forces.
We like to keep them.
I feel like white women.
White women like dirty forces.
Yeah.
If you catch a nigga with some dirty forces on, red flag.
Dirty forces and black force.
Because he's telling you, it's like karate belts.
Especially if there's some mid tops.
It's like karate belts.
Not the mid.
I come in on the white belt.
Now, you've been to find out how savage I am based off how dirty these bitches is.
I'm moving my way on up to the black belt, which is black forces.
Nigger got some scuff on him.
He's like, he can't really fight.
Niggins shoe brand new.
He ain't about it.
If they, if they, bit, oh.
You can't throw up in the front.
If they nose, two, they don't touch the floor.
The black forces like that?
Yeah.
No, the white force is like that.
What did they just be break dancing?
Huh?
You make the nigg can fight, but the nigg just be breakdancing.
You know what?
I believe a lot of niggas in Memphis probably running to that.
The nigga be bucking, fucking the forces up, dancing and shit.
So you think the nigga can fight the whole time.
He just like.
That'd be the worst, too.
Yeah.
A nigger whoop your ass at this start fucking?
That'd be the worst shit in the world.
This nigga danced around your body out.
Oh, man.
You're like, all right, man.
Turn that music on.
Damn.
Whop the shit out of you.
The nigga here where I go.
Let me the nigger here where I go.
Shit.
That's why I'm glad God made me the greatest rapper alive.
Yeah, you don't have to worry about this shit.
Nope.
No.
No.
Niggas just assume on them.
how to fight. When they see a
nigga just like, talk the way I
talk sometimes, yeah, he just
He don't know how to fight. I'm like, good.
Not that I can or can't. I'm just like, I'm tired of
doing that shit. Yeah.
I'm growing. I ain't fighting shit.
I ain't gonna say I want. I believe in fighting a nigga before I
shoot or pull it away. No, of course. I don't know.
You two, three times my size.
Come on now. You're up. Hey.
This ain't going to be a fair situation either way.
If I get hold of you or you get hold of me,
somebody getting hurt.
It depends.
It depends. It depends on what.
Which way to wind blow, if it's cold, I'm shooting.
You're not getting no option of no hands when the temperature is below 40.
That's not even an option.
There ain't no fighting on this side, buddy.
You want to fight me?
No, no.
Imagine the nigger, 270 big, and y'all at the club.
And the niggas say, back y'all ass up.
And he pushed you so hard.
You got your girl with you.
You ain't really had nothing to do.
You just like, yeah, bro, we're trying to get you back y'all ass up.
You fly back.
You know what they can catch you off the guard push.
Like, he didn't call me all going.
I flew back.
My girl still got my hand in her hand.
My whole wrist and detached.
And I'm on the ground.
Like, do I get up and just be like, yeah, we've got to fight?
No, you know you can't move him.
You just got to get up.
What we say earlier about swaying?
Motherfucking joke from under their hat.
Your life is in it, brother.
We'll catch you on the next episode of Dragon Ball.
You know what he has to up out of here.
But I got to do something.
And it depends.
It depends.
You don't know what my estate I'm here in the club.
I could be awesome shit.
Now I'm not even thinking as Clayton, the normal person.
He's just playing the revenge.
Oh, nigga.
I'm going to hit this nigga as soon as he leaves the club.
I took my girl home already.
I'm in the car with a helmet on.
This is the thing, though.
Who?
Okay, okay.
You were talking about scrapping.
Hit this nigga with this molot-off cocktail.
I can't whoop you right here.
I'm going to whoop.
Hey, we.
But you don't even enjoy the club.
You can't even enjoy the club.
Oh, no.
You and now your girl rubbing your back.
It's okay.
You all right.
Now, you're knowing in your head.
She ain't going to never let me live in this.
It's over with it.
No, I ain't in the club.
No, we're going to go.
I can live in the same.
I can't live in this thing.
But you know what's crazy, though.
And then you got to have this nigga to the front of his car.
You got to have a type of girl.
You got to have a type of girl who understand though.
Because your girl will sometimes get you in trouble now.
Your girl get the, what the fuck?
You can't hit my nigga like, hey, you can't do that.
And he gets a shot out, bitch.
That's why you got to have a guest to me.
And now, both of y'all.
Just come help me up.
She take his legs and I'm going to hit him in the mouth.
I'm going to hit the nigger, but you got to grab me.
You're going to get your girl like this.
You fighting, you're like, you now, bite the nigger ankles.
Yeah.
No, I ain't, first of all, I ain't going to be in the club.
I did do what the fuck security say do.
Everybody up, they come out rules
and everybody over here.
I'd just be like, come on, y'all, they're just going to be like,
I ain't number of the nigga that's going to like,
no, wait a minute, why we got to, hell no, bro.
Yeah, they're just going to get out the way they're a nigga tripping.
A lot of them niggas don't have no life outside of that.
Oh, no.
And they didn't play sports, and then they just,
they just was big.
A lot of them niggas aren't even tough.
They beat.
That I can whoop somebody.
I don't care who it is.
You know, a nigger pointed people in the cartoons and be like,
you?
And they'd be a big nigga.
They're like, not you.
The one, brother.
I'm trying to prove that I can whoop somebody out this motherfucker.
It always be the nigga that's there with the glass.
No, you got to find somebody you can whoop the shit out of.
Who the fuck you laughing at?
Or you just got to do severe damage to somebody to where he hollered, loud enough.
All right, man, brother.
There's plenty more with that thing.
Let's just be a listen to the rest of it.
God.
Oh, no.
He whipped my ear off.
Shit.
He stabbed me with a steak knife.
We don't even sell steaks.
You're that big and you bite some motherfucking body.
Yeah, you're a predator at that point.
I'm not out here to do security.
I'm by the nigga to eat.
See, it's dangerous out here, man.
That's why you gotta do your business, get the fuck on.
There's too much bullshit going.
And you gotta be aware of the signs of how people act.
Like, that's a thing.
The other thing by going out, you've got to be hyper-aware.
I do.
Oh, yeah.
Because you got, okay, these motherfuckers tripping.
I already see how y'all came in.
This is going, normally you can see.
Like you said, a motherfucker out of the blue just pushing the shit out of you.
Okay, this nigga here.
If he don't push nobody else, I'm going to be offended.
They were trimming on everybody.
You're putting it in a meal.
We all got pushed out.
Right.
Now I don't feel like I got to retaliate.
Right.
But no, like, just, but most of the time, you'll see your motherfucker energy off.
Okay, this motherfucker.
fucking trying to all right let me get out we're crazy though we being black we're so cool
you can see two niggas arguing or somebody getting down you just be like that's them
nigga business yeah it's they business because i've been like like niggas been about like to
really really get into it onto my security and pull the gun like i blow this whole
shit i'm just like damn he nigger tripping baby baby male it's $20 i'm like oh shit
yeah and pay the even yeah my shit yeah i didn't been in a lot of clubs where the shit
them popped off. We just act like danger
can't happen. Man, being locked
in the club till the police come.
Oh my God.
That shit to give everybody PTSD
because let me out. You really
outside like that. Being locked in the
club till the police
come. Mm-mm.
When some shit happened outside.
Wicked. Oh, man. Can't nobody
leave? What the fuck you mean? Can't nobody
leave? You mean to tell me y'all about to
check out ID to get out the club?
It's crazy.
They know.
I was saying, wait until I get back from the Trump.
I had a choice to make.
I went straight home.
Because, I mean, it was going to happen.
He said, he said, wait until I get back from the car.
I don't know what happened before then.
But I wasn't going to find out what happened after.
I had a partner who took advantage of some shit like that.
And we got in the club.
Niggas was tripping, and they was like about to fight with security.
About two, three niggas about to fight with security.
And I'm to my dean, nigg was like, you pusty, nigga, you pussie.
Who fuck you bitch ass, and they got him.
It was like, come on, come on, let's just scoop through there.
And the lady was like, hey, we're out going.
Nigger come outside, and she was like,
he was like, we're already inside.
We were inside.
We just came out for our cousin.
And the niggas was like, what's they already in?
And the lady's like, I don't know what's going on.
I'm like, yeah.
The nigger was like, yeah, just like we're out here.
I'm like, yeah, well, he said, yeah.
And we just walked in.
And I'm like, damn.
Yep.
That ain't night that nigga made me waste my drink.
I remember that night.
Big, big black fat motherfucker.
A nigga bumped into me.
I'm just little at the time.
A knicker bumped into me, and he was drunk, but he was too big to fight.
And it was like a click of him and, like, a bunch of niggas.
Like, everybody that was over there by us was with him.
You ever see a movie where one nigga get hit, and a lot of people stand up, and it's like, ah.
Yeah.
He was like that type of shit.
And the nigga bumped me, and I'm like, man, he made me waste my drink.
He said, call the cops, nigger.
And I was like, where we were you?
I was like, with that nigg.
And this was there.
This was like, quarter cops, nigger.
Call the cops, nigger.
And I was like, for what?
I do something like that.
I'm not a snitch or anything.
I was just saying, like, be nice to have another, you know, mocked hell, brother.
I didn't want no problem.
And that nigger turned around and said, call the cops, and the other niggas turned around.
And I was like, I'm not going to call the police.
I was just asking, could you just give you a Sprite or something with some ice?
I said, shit.
You used to be assholes in the club.
That was great.
Yeah, it was fucked up.
Especially them alcoholic nigs.
Oh, yeah.
Trump, motherfucker.
And be the excuse, that'd be the excuse to act the fuck up, bro.
You tripping.
Some niggas live for that, though.
Man, you know I was a joke.
Well, I know you did what the fuck you did.
That's what happened.
Don't matter what state of mind you was in.
That's what really happened.
So good, though.
I was talking to my cousin last night.
I was telling him, like, you can always act, but you can't control how people react.
So, like, if you slap the shit out of me right now, and I just up the scrap and you dead, am I wrong?
Yeah, but no
But what
What warrants the yeah?
Because you ain't supposed to kill people, period
shit
And he's supposed to slap the shit out of people
You just say it's a great person in
Yeah, I believe in, fight you
See, that spirit jumped on him
Yeah, yeah
He got me, though
No, I ain't saying that I'm gonna do it
I told you, this is hypothetical
Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying
If somebody jumped up and hauled
I was slap the shit out of you right now
You got some dark thoughts
But you can't control the reaction
Yeah, people just say, like, he took...
And then fall back on, it was a joke, I was playing, it was a prank.
You can't call.
Everybody ain't out here playing.
Yeah.
Lucey, all the time, everybody ain't out here playing.
Everybody ain't playing.
And everybody is.
I can't tell you what to do or what not to do.
Like, I can't tell you how far to go.
Right.
I was just playing.
This is how I play.
Right.
Like, now I'm going to play.
I'm a killer.
Yeah.
There's people out here that are killers.
Yeah.
You won't necessarily just know it off the rip.
And you put that.
But you go play with a killer.
killer, and he's going to do
what he was supposed to do, but you didn't know what he did.
So now you're trying to be like, why would you
do that? Me, stop the shit out you was a prank.
Yeah, bro, it's a prank too.
Just going to go back to what we was talking about.
It's good and evil. It's the same
thing. Because sometimes you might
have to do some evil shit
in order for it to be good.
Yeah, necessary evils.
Some evil is necessary.
Evil is good.
And necessary.
You can't let nobody.
You can't kill nobody, but you can't let nobody kill.
If you get you a piece of evil ass, whoo!
Right.
That's your head.
Evil good and good.
And if you get you a piece of evil ass, he had an old cry, evil is good.
I said, hip-a-fool.
Hot damn.
On a lighter note.
Get away from all these violence and shit like that.
Yeah.
Nah, I ain't even going to say that.
You'd like stay safe for what?
Ain't nothing safe about nothing out here.
You have to stay prepared.
Stay prepared.
It means stay prepared.
Oh, you stay dangerous.
Huh.
Stay dangerous.
That's all the same.
Readily dangerous.
That's a good defense.
I got dangerous on standby.
And you just stay a little dangerous, then you know.
I got dangerous on standing there.
Yeah.
Let me go get my danger out.
You sometimes, you might have to play.
You might have to play crazy and save your own life.
I'm thinking you might have to sit on yourself and wait for the day.
Let these motherfuckers.
Oh, you're crazy, too.
You got to pop out of show, niggins.
I got a bad for the danger, and I'm about to put your ass in it.
You automatically do the dirty, nigga.
Put a nigger in danger.
You know.
We had to play crazy and get out of them, man.
Whatever you have to do to get out of it.
Hey, man.
Hey.
Hey, bro, don't fuck with him, but.
Hey.
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Yeah, 270.
That's what you doing.
Everybody foot.
Hit everybody foot with a goddamn hammer.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Do it the fuck you got to.
I'm going to whoop the shit out of somebody with a way.
Went close to that.
Oh my God.
Whoping this bitch like Hollywood.
Hey man
Hey man
Just be hitting them with shit
They don't even make no more
When the fuck did he get a standing ass straight
With cigarettes
That's how you got to fight though
Like Jackie Chad, man
Nicking threw a top rider
Whatever around
You got to use that shit
Hit that motherfucker with it
Oh, you know
They just did it
I knocked this ass out with a mic then
Did you hit a nigga with a big back
TV?
You gotta throw this over there
You got to throw the ass right while the blood hot
Flick the shit of the nigga
You get kicked in your back
Oh man
That's a shit in the bed
Knick don't just like
Haya, nigga just like put his foot in you
No one of the ones where you
Where your chest come out
And fuck around and fuck you get
Can you get hurt this way?
Wait a minute, what way is he if he's kicking me in the
That means you out
That means you out
That's funny a nigga kick you gay
Out!
Like you didn't
Your back fly out, your husband.
Like you,
a niggard their arm like this.
You need your feet up.
Feet up in an air like this.
Stop it.
Oh, it's no.
Are you happy now?
Hell no.
My drink everywhere out here.
Oh, man.
Call the police.
Get kicked in the back, man.
The niggit hit you, right?
You know you got hands, but niggit hit you.
You just, he didn't kicked you.
and you're just going to determine you can't fight.
Like, you kick you gay and you stay gay.
Uh-uh, y'all just doing too much.
In here, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go.
You're like, damn.
The greatest part was, he's gonna get arrested.
We've been looking for this guy for weeks to get back kicker.
You get a, you hit a pink and hit him.
He's a kid, but I help my own.
Fuck that.
There's under 19 victims.
Nobody will speak to us on camera.
If you see what he did, you got to stay that way out there.
No, yeah, it's that.
I'm avoiding...
You avoid all the fights after that.
Don't fuck with brother, bro.
Yeah, but you're going to get yourself
in another fight you might not can win.
Yeah.
Why'm teasing me, right?
I can't be playing.
I ain't for real, for it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're going to play.
You can't play like that.
You kill me.
Now you've got to go outside and fight nine
niggas with their shoes up.
I don't know.
Bitch, we're out
tonight
Why your face
so ugly
Wriss and peace
Rest and peace
man, BK
Head down
Oh man
This is what we do
Over here
We just like to talk shit
Man
You see the world
Changing, bro
You saw Kendrick
Had the white people
mad about that
Super Bowl shit
Are they mad
What they mad about
Bro
No man
Because I heard the views
Was pretty high
But they
They turned in
They tuned in to be mad
On the social media, all I kept seeing, every couple of scrolls, it was just anger and hate.
Which one you're old?
Two ghetto.
Your ex.
Well, that's what he said in the thing.
Sam and then Jackson said that in the performance.
They thought that he was agreeing with them.
Sam gets it.
Thank God Nick Fury was there.
Otherwise, it would have been unwatchable.
That's what I'm, they, he was being sarcastic.
They thought that he was agreeing with them.
Right.
That's crazy.
I didn't really look too much on the socials, but
I saw it
That's cool nice
I like the message
I love what he portrayed
Oh he got it
He got it in there
He'd be cold and shit
Like
That man told him to turn the TV off
On the Super Bowl
The last thing he did
Was turn the TV off
When they all they care about
Is view
Like he did a bunch of stuff
But it was crazy
I'm like y'all need to be smoking
Some dope up in here
Come on this motherfucker
Shit
You know how, like, when you know you're getting, like, something when you look too fast and it kind of, like, everything over there starts blurring, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like a picture that's moving.
Yeah.
It might be.
That's the good, though.
Yeah.
It's something.
He had.
He ain't said shit.
That's why?
He just agreed everything.
The nigga just agreed to everything.
We ain't even know that we had got y'all, huh?
That man said a picture that's moving.
Yeah.
You mean, life?
Nigger, gone.
Mother, constantly moving, honey.
I ain't trying to be, it's kind of how.
This nigga, call the cop, nigga.
He's like, yeah, yeah, right, right.
My bad, we ain't.
You ever got kicked gay?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He said the smoke blowing him.
Right, he just the grin at everything.
Stay violent.
Yeah, yeah, you got to do that.
You gotta do that.
He gets it, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shit.
Come on, man.
What?
Don't worry about it.
What?
I don't know what that shit is.
Oh, man, that's the, uh,
A cryptocryctrine light.
Crypticronolite.
Yeah.
This shit right here, nigga.
It's amazing, nigga.
It's amazing.
Yeah, yeah.
That's how we're living, though.
Amazing.
I ain't living like that.
Yes, you are, bro.
I'm drug free, man.
I know, but I'm saying.
Yeah, man.
In life, you're living amazing.
Love is a drug.
That's the biggest one.
I'm living amazing.
I know what I'm going through.
Yeah, I do.
You ain't seen what I've seen.
I've seen it before.
I've been there.
What is any?
You said it? Come on, man.
Yeah.
I've been there already.
He ain't seen what I'd seen.
Come on, man.
I've seen all type of shit.
I've seen a white girl named Tanya Jean,
who only wore a cut-off blue jeans.
And I knew it was real,
because you ain't seen what I've seen.
I'd have seen a nigga who couldn't see
but saw everything around him.
I just seen the nigga that was
but could tell me what color I got on.
I know a nigga with no ears this
that he heard about me.
I caught a blind nigga looking for holes.
I seen a homeless nigga on house arrest.
I seen a house arrest on a homeless man.
I seen a house arrest on a homeless man.
Yeah, yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Dang.
Hmm.
Mm-mm.
A real nigga named Junior.
Son, his name Junior Jr.
Yeah.
Mm.
Dang.
Junior, junior.
So was he a third?
He was the second.
Mm.
Second junior.
A second junior is a third.
I know a girl that's named after her daddy.
You know a girl that's name after her daddy.
And his name, Willie.
Mm.
Her name Willie?
Come on.
A Willam.
It's Willie.
Okay.
I grew up with a Willett.
Dang.
Dang. I seen a snake with legs.
Dang.
That's a salamount.
No, it ain't.
Had a hood on his back, like a cobra.
We just got up and walked off.
It didn't see it.
It flow dirty.
I've seen a nigga take his shoes off.
When he walked out of somebody house.
Because outside was cleaner.
Fuck, they can have the shoes.
I just take my chances out here.
Just fuck it.
I got to leave the shoes.
Yeah.
You need to fuck my shoes up.
I can't wear these shoes in my house.
Let me go into the out.
For the streets.
Uh-huh.
What he's in the street?
I know what I need her that I don't need.
Why I need her?
Why neither?
Don't need her.
You thought of some shit then, because I'm...
Shit.
Won't need her.
I know a later named Wilona that I would never give money to.
Ooh.
I know a nigger named Will, but he won't.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna let you have that one.
A nigga named Will but won't.
A nigga named Phil, but he empty.
Damn.
Damn.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Kia is the official sponsor of the NBA.
You ever met somebody named Mercedes, shaped like a Honda Odyssey?
I know a girl named Mercedes that drive a Lexis.
Hmm.
I know a girl named a Lexus, who ain't even a car.
I know a girl named Jennifer, who not even fur.
I know a bitch does a Honda fit.
What?
She Honda fit.
She's square shaped like a Honda fit.
Motherfugger shaped like a cyber truck, ain't it?
Bitch is angular.
Rectangular.
Goddamn, a in-shaped garbage can.
Mm-hmm.
Sharp corner bitches.
Mm.
I know a lady with no back teeth who'll be talking back.
Mm.
I know a real 40-year-old version.
Damn.
Damn.
I know a nigga who stole out the stole twice.
He did a double take.
Ooh.
Mm-hmm.
I need to write that one down.
I know a lady with two tongues, she talked like this, like this.
Mm-hmm.
I just ain't a whole bunch of shit, man.
I've seen some shit too.
Yeah.
I've seen some shit, buddy.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Where the rest of them niggas that be up here, man?
The niggas at work.
This ain't their job?
This season, everybody took on.
that everybody took on a bunch of jobs
you ain't been keeping up
for sure
niggas get a job
he's about doing a play
he about to be in one
you know them live play
like mom I want to sing
and shit
yeah that's what it
is he the one that want to sing
no he's about to be in
this play
I want to sing
I can announce it now
it's called
what women do
what women do
oh good
yeah it's him
and
and Carl Anthony Payne
and a whole lot of other people
so when you see it
in your city go support it for sure he's gonna be doing that that for a little
minute DC he got a he was doing something with a with the with the Hawks
he's a Hawks ambassador he's the Hawks ambassador something like that something
like that and me I'm about to go be in this movie I can't tell you what
it's about yet but I'm about to be that I'm on my
acting season. You ain't even seen the movie you're about to be in. But I know what I'm
supposed to be doing in it. How about that? Hmm. Hmm. I haven't seen it already.
No yet. Yeah. Yeah. What you're doing in it? I'm actually like the hero. You're the hero in
this movie, ain't you? No, I'm actually the feeling. This is my dream room. You play a part in
this movie. Yeah. Played two parts. I don't seen it. I've seen it already. I'm in it. As you
verse yourself?
I don't want to get a script away, but it's
something to do with some ex-men.
Okay.
I mean, I may or may not be
the new Iron Man. I don't know.
You might see me.
D.C. Universe. Marvel Universe.
Black Panther, three.
What are we on? Three? Maybe four,
because they don't already start working on three.
Probably being four.
They shot, yeah.
Oh, you don't go back and watch it. When you see me on there
doing backflips and shit, act like you know me.
starring yeah right Carlos Miller you know on their growling
right it's me where he come from it's nigger man
with the power of niggins look I pay y'all back
yeah negotiate man that should be flat on wouldn't yeah yeah
wish me luck nigger man nigger man nigger man I'm a nigger man
Where you come from, though?
You know where they came from.
Yeah.
Don't skin.
Uh-huh.
I'm a nick man.
That intro song.
It's a great movie, by the way.
That's a Skatman Brothers.
Yep.
He was the voice of Hong Kong Fu.
He did a bunch of shit.
I ain't know he was a voice a whole bunch of shit like that.
Yeah, I'm gonna be something like that.
Might be on the new Rugrats movie.
You ain't ever know.
Really?
Be the voice of one of the black parents or something.
Hmm.
The grass.
The grass.
The grass.
Sit down.
Shut up.
That's it.
I'm going on tour, man.
That's what I'm about to do.
Yeah.
You was half-forgot.
Put the cities up.
Right.
You got half-forgot that you're going on tour.
I'm trying to concentrate.
You'll be all right.
Tell them what they can find you on social media, bro.
At A.K. E-E-E-M- underscore Ali.
underscore Ali. Now, it's two things you can do. Either way I win. You can either follow me or swallow
me. Whoa. I don't lose either way now. Whoa. Hey, man. I don't even know if we can endorse
messages like that. All right. Well, just follow my Instagram. Blues and when he said that.
Yeah, I'm in Akeem Ali. I came. Follow me or follow me. Be, where you are? Either way I win.
Yeah, everybody who watches is going to be like, man, you hi. It ain't say shit. It ain't
What's on this paper?
This is your bio.
I had my research team do a deep dive on you.
The going again tour starts June 2025.
Oh, yeah.
Going again.
You got three albums, one LP.
Yeah.
Talking about the cashmere freestyle.
Yeah.
You start writing music at 15.
Yeah, I did.
Start rapping at 11, born in Jackson, Mississippi.
Damn, you can know everything.
We know everything, bro.
You're so secure, no of this.
Mm-hmm.
Moved Atlanta in 2016.
I did.
He was working at Publix?
Publix?
I'm just bullshit.
People were like, yeah.
They were working at public.
Then, you came to,
management and said to sit in working his way up the footlo.
Yeah, man.
Used to be in Cumberland mall.
They just throw some shit on there.
Yeah, man.
Diggas just throw some shit in there.
East side of Atlanta.
They just know all of them.
We got all the facts about you, bro.
How y'all feel about the state?
to hip hop today is it in a good place I mean I don't have to listen to everything
I just listen to what I like that's I don't never pick sides in the rap battle I listen to
both songs I like when they get on YouTube and they make the list of all the back and forth
and I can just play it and stay neutral and be like man they trip yeah both both sides
then nobody win no yeah I don't I think this lame is here to pick sides in the battle
to pick
how you got
what do you have
invested in this
you might have
bought a CD
yeah so you're gonna let
somebody else tell you
that you don't like
this other motherfucker
that you've been listening to
I ain't saying
I don't like them
you pick sides
no but you got to pick sides
to decide who won
nobody wins
when the family
feud
she was just going to say
22-2
but they're just saying
all I'm saying
that you can listen
to you can listen to
you can listen to both of them of
them of them of
If you don't have to pick.
Yeah, you can, definitely.
You have to listen to the side.
I think that's social media.
I don't know.
Maybe that's what it is on social media.
I think the stand culture is weird.
Remember when MTV had that show,
Stan?
Well, they go find, like, a fanatic.
And they'll go find, like, super fan.
And then M&M made Stan.
Like, Nick, being a Stan is not a good thing.
That's a stalking-ass fan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I ain't got no stands.
I think I had one of two.
two of them but that shit ain't really fun like talking about it ain't it ain't nothing to brag about
you're trying to be nice and then they take that nicest for like he he loves me more than
everybody else this must be something it's a sign for something it ain't it don't be
plus no I ain't even gonna get in that that's a whole other can of worms who the fuck put
worms in a can yeah I think so that's what that's wrong but even then
Like the big can
Of like the can good
What do you call it
The canned good father
Or like
You have her
I know what you mean
I got you
And even when you go fishing
You don't
Because you got like
Maybe that's my old
You know what
You had a can
And you put the wine
Listen this
You got baby cans
That you can like peel
The little one
Uh huh
You got the regular medium
No you got the vina size
The small ones
Hold on no
Them the little ones
And then the big one
No you got something flat
Like a potty meat
Then you got
vina sizes, then you got regular can,
then you got something that's a little bigger than that.
I'm thinking like a coffee can.
And then you got...
Yeah. Yeah, coffee can.
You're thinking about like a Del Monte
Fruit Cup can.
No, a Del Monte.
A Del Monte, a Popeye's
spinach can.
That the motherfucker fucking crush.
They need to jump in his cup.
I'm thinking about a big can.
It's like a coffee can, but it's still got
Del Monte in it.
Okay, yeah.
The big motherfucker.
Okay, yeah.
It's not like a juice can.
No.
Like a can of juice and juice?
No.
Oh, good.
A juice can.
No.
I used to have juice and cans.
It could.
That's close to a coffee can down there, man.
Hey, man, fuck this.
This conversation is over.
We can discuss it.
Hey, man, I said we can.
But I'm choosing not to.
Are you American?
Or American.
Can't.
It's the Gulf of America now.
Hey, if you have any questions or concerns with anything you have watched in this episode today,
do me one favor keep it to yourself keep it to yourself I'm not here to keep
explaining and going back and forth from you whatever you thought I said
that's what the fuck I said if you got it fucked up and you heard the wrongs it's on you
I am not responsible for what you heard you hear me you hear me whatever you made up in
your mind you are correct and I'm gonna stop correcting you and getting in the
comments section and saying all kind of crazy shit because you want to have
conversations with people you ain't never seen before that's weird hmm but do it
because it makes you feel better we need engage yeah yeah what they said
which one of your cameras looking at me you could pick one all of them oh what's
up number two how you doing that's the number on top of the camera they can't
see that shit but what's up with y'all they're getting a little rambunctious over
there yeah with that
being said, this is the 85th South show.
Hold on, hold on, let me take something else.
I wanted to tell him something real quick.
Why you're acting like you're scared?
I ain't scared.
I wanted to tell y'all that I'm here to promote myself, all right?
The handsomest nigger that ever walked the face of earth because God want this for me.
All right now, if you got a problem, you take that over him, okay?
I also wanted y'all to know that this shit getting easier for me.
The groove I'm oozing getting stesier for me.
At one point, you didn't even know who I was, and now you're searching Wikipedia for me.
I'm really the larger.
The speech that I glee got them filling the jargon.
They can't identify the fly that I am.
I'm an alien you bitch.
I'm really a Martian.
Believe it.
And I'm in my element.
Bad to the bone.
I'm a skeleton.
Lime light pop out of the melanin.
Lately, I'm living it up.
I feel like potato salad.
All the shit that I'm relishing,
keep me on top of it, like I'm paprika sprinkles.
How I don't want a speaker mingle.
But a bitch with her shit together
and really turn her boy on and be making my pee-pee tingle.
And she know I'm blazing.
She's going to have to fanny nigger.
I went out of this planet with it.
When they asked who could do it.
I said, I'm Domeny Ken.
Now they think I'm a Spanish nigger.
I'm the grueviest dude who exuding the coups
so they mimic and copy my manner rhythms,
but to get it is wicked and trying to kick your high kick
and may give you an aneurysm.
Watch back, let me cut up, because I'm about the heck up a don't.
Baby, give me that monkey monk.
Really, I wanted your friend,
but I'm hoping you give me some cat if your homie don't.
Tell the bitch that I'm pressure,
and every bitch that I touch, she a diamond when I finish with her.
Don't take me no effort, she root 21 when we meet,
she designed it when I finished with her.
These niggas ain't see in this caliber cool that I'm on,
and ain't nobody proving me wrong.
The rap game is full of some lanes that I'm showing my ass from flexing my nudity on.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I'm ready to pop.
It get wicked and I do more dirt than the barrier plot.
I'm called as a refrigerator and I stay on top of it.
You bitch, I'm a serial box.
I guess that's all I wanted to say for right now.
They needed to hear that.
They needed to hit that.
Hey, man.
Exclusive.
Yeah.
Drop a bomb.
That was a mix.
shit.
Yeah.
It's the young fly nigger with the G.O.D. flow, the flow cold, so froze, 83B low.
The Don Giovanni, my ethos make the Chico beam, came pristine, and my shit don't revoke.
Be rocking the ass, Scott, and the Pico type to go plain Jane and things.
Keep the steel old slight slight.
The way I'm shining, you don't need no light fleak it.
I get so clean the nigger squeaking.
I think I'm Dibol bike.
Damn.
Kim's so good that he bad, and they can't tell.
The bars got him in between if I'm trying to lower heaven or raise hell.
They identity mistaken to me.
If niggas was Mr. Voorhees, you still wouldn't be a J.
and tell me.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Excuse me if I'm too blunt.
Don't mean to force trauma.
I already busts three nuts.
I'm being forthcoming.
From afar, I look like a star, and I are.
Up close, I'm a flash grenade.
I'm even more stunning.
Line tell me you don't see the man glaring.
So hot, if I step into the ocean, they dry up
and make the land barren.
I'm just being honest about it.
Collie General Daddy is the only time we've seen the nigger be more transparent.
Oh, I hope I don't offend nobody.
I ask myself who hot and every time I pretend nobody.
10, nobody.
You understand?
I get it.
I get it.
I ain't lying about it.
If she don't want to fuck, I ain't crying about it.
And I do anything to see heaven.
I ain't dying about it.
You're glad to take that Bruce Jenner lying out.
Hey, man, I get to take it out.
And don't be a dick of them.
No, that's a man.
No, I'm just telling you.
Hey, hey, hey, full transparency.
Ah.
Hey, man, we got you know you're on West.
like this no more you got sweaters and shit yeah we got you some just in case shit come
on man just in case you have you know i can always use a hat yeah you feel me yeah you feel me
dirty south shit oh my outfit we got your outfit in there you got him a hoodie in enough yeah
because he could he need to come out i'm just saying he might be going through the airport and
he don't have time okay i'm definitely gonna rock some of this shit there you go
you bring your brim oh you bring your brims on your hat no you just wear them straight
No, that's not it either. It's just a small look.
He chewed on it till he get right.
This man cut the top of his house now so he can have a pony tail.
He thinks he kid in 193.
85 University.
Yeah.
If y'all want to go to school, that's where you need to go.
Hey man, you know exactly where we're at.
This is the first time here.
First time.
But don't let it be your last, man.
85, shall show. We out of here.
out of here.
Get out of here, buddy.
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I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.
For My Heart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road.
In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse.
But in 2014, the youngest escaped.
Listen to The Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.
I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.
Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network.
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Your entire identity has been fabricated.
Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace.
You discover the depths of your mother's illness.
I'm Danny Shapiro.
And these are just a few of the powerful stories I'll be mining on our upcoming 12th season of family secrets.
We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories.
Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is an IHeart podcast.