The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Albany Comedy Special With DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 222
Episode Date: February 7, 2020The fellas pop off the 2020 #unbookable tour in Albany, Georgia and deliver a hilarious wild unforgettable show. The wheelchair laps and the hit song " Riding on Bae Bae" will change the comedy game f...orever! Its DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller, Chico Bean and opening comedian Navv Greene tearing the stadium down in Georgia! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Niggas with hip, you're going to do handyman work.
I went there one female, she doesn't call the flat tie.
She was like, ooh, now, thank God I got you.
I was like, I don't know why, bitch.
I can't change no time.
I got to call my dad.
Both of us just on the side of the road, shaking.
You know, when that tractor trail,
we're just shaking like a bug for you a lot of niggas got big dreams i just want good enough money
to give me a nice sectionate apartment that's all i want i just want a nice sectioned apartment
so i don't all the niggins who stay with your parents in there bit oh somebody said ooh
bitch there ain't nothing to woo about but 2020 we're gonna get our shit together though
can when you stay with your parents you can't even have company like you
want to. I'm in the room chilling with this female. She's like, nah, I'm thirsty.
I was like, look, Shotta, when you in this room, you're in their room.
You in this motherfucker. I'm not keeping you hostage, but this just ain't no end and out type of
shit. My mama hit that hardwood float, bitch. Both us got to go, so just stay your ass in
that room. Now when you go to the bathroom, you can cuff you some water out of the sink.
job your air right back in here matter of fact you probably not even thirsty it's a
mind thing you got to breathe slow I used to be like that too but I just know
how to breathe now you get some to work you get some when my mama go to work
and say I'm let it just go to sleep I be feeling like my dad understand what I'm coming
from because he was once my age.
So you know he'll be more understanding.
That nigga don't get a fuck by.
None of that shit.
It's something simple.
We got a refrigerator with a freezer,
you know the combo in the kitchen.
The freezer got crushed or cu ice on there.
I press crushed.
He in the back room, go ahead and tell the motherfucker up.
Oh, what the fuck are you talking about?
They got crushed on the freeze.
They ain't making the shit up.
So now I'm drinking my spiked with those thick-ass ice cubes.
And I think that's why I'm getting hips now, because before then,
somebody said, your big hip-ass.
I can tell about your voice you can't even read.
I can tell a bitch you can't read.
You're a big hip-ass.
I bet that big got a potato sauce.
on him. I could tell a bit. You could just hear that voice. She a lunch later at Monroe.
But you don't take your daughter county high built ass on out this motherfucker.
You probably built jet light me and you want to buy the shame me.
Now before we was rudely interrupted.
Man, y'all remember them niggas who was in them slow classes, whatever happened to them.
Like, those niggas out in the real world now, like, they just out living life.
But I used to be jealous of them niggins because they used to eat lunch early in four.
In 10-03, them niggas are already eating pizza and spaghetti.
I'm like, what the fuck?
My homeboy, I'm in that class.
I'm bad. Not the fuck you not, nigga. I heard your ass on popcorn reading, nigga.
The teacher let the nigga fuck up, too. The decent, try it again, Trevor.
The decent, try it again, Trevor. Remember the short E and the long eat Trevor. I was like,
damn, bro, it's the decision, nigga. God, damn. We're going to miss lunch, fucking with your slow
way somebody you said I was in that class who said I was in that class who
said stand up nigger oh I ain't gonna fuck with you any niggins
outfit I'm not fucking with that no no no no no no no no he ready to
shoot a nigga I could tell you probably got on some classic Reeboks with
that shit on
I already know. That nigga came to fuck some shit up. I he's scared to stand up.
Nicky in that outfit? You should have watched this bitch on YouTube. You're gonna wear that shit.
Brow, I can't see everybody, but I guarantee you the top five worst dress nigga in here. I guarantee it.
I can't hear you. What you say? I don't try. I don't try.
no nigger who look at another nigger kneecapped I just something about that shit
don't sign right the niggins said thin kneecap ass nigger what they're
supposed to be fat didn't even want a nigga bow leg it up there bit man so silly
ass on man I you better had clap for a niggas who eat ass because I could tell
you eat that talking like that ladies I'm gonna get his public service
announcement if you ain't going to let that man fuck don't let him eat your
pussy we're gonna start calling the police on y'all ass in 2020 I'll tell
that female I'm gonna chill what you said don't come over here thinking you
feel of fuck what else I'm coming to do bit my mama got a TV ain't coming to
watch TV I get over there I'm kissing on the thigh she telling me to stop
but moving my head to the pussy so now I ate the push for about 28 minutes y'all
had my time on I got to reach for the dick she's talking about we moving two
fangs bitch I got locked jaw you should have stopped me 307 minutes ago you
know how lame you are you go to the bathroom you're wiping your dick off you brushing your
teeth letting you know you a lame man dude whole ride home my dick stuck to my thigh
I'm getting caught at every stop sign, every red light.
She got a nerve to text me.
Have you made it home say, bitch, fuck you.
You wouldn't worry about me 43 minutes ago.
I go to a Facebook page.
It's like she's bragging on the shit.
I look at the status.
I can do all things through Christ.
Oh bitch, God told you that lame man shit?
I called a report.
I called a reporter her ass to Section 8.
I say, hey, I know the rules and Jalisa be letting niggins spend the night.
And a sister do her in that spare bedroom.
So you kick the door down, you get two for one.
I'm gonna get the last laugh, bitch.
I feel like dating females so hard.
They want to go on expensive dates.
I'll talk to the one female.
I'm like, I want to take you out.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just down here for a day where you want to go.
She was like, let's go to Black Beard.
I was like, bitch, I was thinking Zach Spitz of McDonald's.
Like, I wasn't thinking no shit like that.
But I take her anyway.
Spent $93 and $26.
I know how much I spent because I overdraft it to do the shit.
bitch gonna say what's next bitch that's it I don't fucked up my whole bi-weekly check
trying to impress your motherfucking a
huh look down the aisle all this smoke I can't see I should have what the fuck is
you. She stopped me all the way. Look, look. You're a goddamn snitch, ain't you? She's
ready to be on Furford, 8. Look down the motherfucker aisle. I was going to drop the mic
and run out the back door. I thought CityTren's ass stood up.
That outfit, you know that man got a Drake on his ass.
In the nigga with them big-ass jeans, they can put the whole gun in their motherfucker.
Yeah, I'm gonna go to run the jimmies right quick, catch me two hot dogs for the show start.
It's cold.
Oh, shit.
I was just fucking with y'all.
Man, I'm Mad Green.
Y'all been a hell of a crowd, man.
Y'all fin to see one hell of a show.
All been it, y'all been a hell of a crowd.
Clap it up for y'all's sales and get ready for the 85 South Show, man.
All right, Albany, give it up for NAD 3 one more time, Albany.
The moment has come that you all been waiting for, Albany.
This is the 85 South Show.
How many of y'all came to see Chico Bean, D.C., Youngfly, and Carlos Miller.
Albany, I'm gonna need everybody to stand up, take your phones out.
Stand up, take your phones out.
This is our first show of 2020 and we're about to turn it up in here.
If you're ready to get the 85 South show starting, say hell yeah.
I'm gonna need it louder than now.
Say hell yeah.
Albany, you are witnessing greatness.
You are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy.
The first member of the 85,000 show.
You've seen him on MTV Wild and Out.
He is out of Washington, D.C.
He's funny as hell.
He's the coldest dressed man in comedy.
His talent is impeccable, y'all already know.
Albany, I'm gonna need you to make some noise.
Chico Bean is in the house.
All right, Alpani, turn it up.
Turn it up.
Your next member of the 80s house.
75 South show you've seen them everywhere you've seen them on MTV wild and out you've seen them as a host on MTV TRL you've seen them in the movie almost Christmas you see them in the movie Hike I got your hookup too and you seen him in the movie high too he's from the west side of Atlanta we call him loose legs Albany DC Yon Fly is in the house
The third member of the 85 South show, he needs no introduction.
Where my ladies at?
You're seeing this man on MTV Wiling Out?
He is the goldest in the game right now.
We call him the Sense.
He's out of Atlanta by way of Mississippi.
Ladies, your baby daddy, Carlos Miller is in the field.
Now, are you ready to get the 85 star?
Show started saying, hell yeah.
Albany, make some noise.
This is the 85-0 show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're in the Phenny.
We're in a binning.
We're in a binning.
We're in a binning.
We're in a binning.
Oh, what's up?
Oh, what's up?
Oh what's up?
Oh what's up?
Oh what's up?
Oh what's up?
Oh what's up?
We're in the minute.
We're in the venue.
We're in the venue.
We're in the binning.
We in the business.
We're in the business.
A what's up?
A, what's up?
A.
A L, B, and Y.
A L B.A N Y.
What you say?
A L B and Y.
The Fini.
The Fini.
A L B A N Y.
Get it.
A L-B-A-N-Y
Come on!
A-L-B-N-Y
A-L-B-A-N-Y
Al-B-A-N-Y
A-L-B-A-N-Y
A-L-B-A-N-Y
What y' y'all know about
229!
Oh!
We in this fit.
Albany, what's up?
No, y'all got to make more noise
to now.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait, wait a minute.
Cut it!
We got to pass off the preacher's wife in this motherfucker.
Oh, wait a minute.
That nigga right there look like juvenile,
said you're working with a bad ya, hey, you're bad, yeah.
That nigga on a linen suit.
That nigga said a hair run.
Something I got on a linen trench coat.
Tell them you fly, OG, you got your fly shit on.
Do that shit, do that little shit.
That's right, yeah, there you go.
Oh, you got to show there.
Ma'am, be still.
It's a bird on your head.
Uh-uh, it's a skunk.
Hey, tell them you fly, y'all looking good.
Better get on that.
Hell yeah, y'all do look like...
Looking like an old business superhero.
That looked like the on-in-awken
to let you smoke weed doing Thanksgiving.
Y'all go ahead and like y'all look blunt up.
Ain't nobody going to say nothing.
What's up, superintendent?
Hell, yeah.
You do look like you about to buy.
church cash though a house church what's up baby where you at I know y'all
sit down man you look around this audience it's pregnant women all up in here
y'all fucking down here look at the people up top top came early stupid yeah they
turned on that side do they're down all day we didn't know late right here salute
everybody on the floor y'all got the floor seats shout out to everybody
got these tickets for a Christmas present and you finally get the yeah
boy these motherfuckers Christmas time baby they coming in January
Cico look what what happened oh my kneecap oh oh oh oh look what this is right
here it's a Mustang girl
Look, it's nice, baby.
Oh, shit.
What's your name?
What's your name?
She got a chick coming on the first.
And the 15.
She got a check coming on the first.
Nice chill.
Hold up.
You don't drop your glasses.
Hold up.
Your glasses and your transmission.
Hey.
Don't make her hit her switches.
There you go, baby.
Got to make sure I take care of you, girl.
Hell yeah.
Ooh, I lean you back.
So, lean back so I get that push.
Oh, ooh, lean back.
Lean back, let him.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh, oh.
Hey, man.
I'm gonna eat that pussy in the chair.
I'm gonna eat that pussy in the chair.
I'm gonna eat that pussy in the chair.
Go back now.
You scared me.
Bring your stupid ass back this way.
Nigger.
She's nice of that bitch.
She linked it all the way back and he spilled no drink on the
spill no drink on her tithies and knock around and go back and hit a back flip bitch you're gonna get a DUI
She in here drinking and driving ain't nobody says shit
1001 down if you run somebody shoes over with that chair we're gonna be bad as hell
She ain't got no DUI is people look the top top look at this shit
How y'all seats over on this side? They just don't the fuck they want to do
They just sitting over there that shit. What's up?
over there I know y'all feeling what's up over on that side we got to show y'all some
love too what's going on we're in my fucking Albany nigger you better not fall
out that chair trying to show me them tricks you better stop yeah she already
at all right she already to spill Hennessy on her back she in here drinking
and driving hey what's up what you got to
see in the house let me see this trench coat let me see it let me see this trench coat
get up let me see this damn trench coat a dc he hated shirt he don't want y'all
to see his shirt let me see the trench coat him and the other nigger with the
trench coat need to have a battle they can act like he got something in it you ain't got no
coffee nagging like he got keys ah damn I love you too yes sir will tell y'all y'all
y'all niggas something this ain't what you want right here
Ha ha
I'm gonna tell ya y'all y'all nigg himself this ain't what to for you look like what a step
you look like you about to ask for some change professionally
Fiff me up here nigger
Huck, niggins don't chew
Damn nigger
Fuck wrong with you
Hell wrong with this nigger
Big strong on for no reason a nudge
Hey DZ
with that coat on nigger you look like you got some cocaine in your pocket nigg
Look like I'm trying to sell two miggle bags.
Two left.
That's the first coat you find when you're homeless.
That's the one.
Hold up.
Pick the back.
Hold up.
You got to get yourself right.
This when you first sell cocaine and you really think you can do something.
Yeah.
How you walk in the jacket?
How you want to show him how you got to walk when you got a jacket like that?
You got to hold this motherfucker with one finger.
You gotta have a bad hip nose.
Hell yeah, you look like you...
Why didn't you look like a real J-Doh?
A real dope thing.
This shit hot!
Yeah, you...
That shit made out of war.
He got that from Belk.
That's the only place you can buy that jacket down here.
I feel like Johnny Gear.
Belk or Dillon.
He got that from Belks or Dillon.
from Belks or Dillon out to Albany Mall.
I went there today.
That shit like a flea market.
Hey, look, baby.
Baby, hi, look.
I look good.
Come on, walk with me.
Let's do it.
Hey, shut the fuck up, man.
Come on, come on, walk with me now, let's do it.
Get your roll on, let's go.
Get your roll on.
Let's do it.
Get your mother fucking roll on.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Get your roll on.
Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot.
Oh
Watch yourself watch yourself hold up hold up hold up wait a minute ma'am. I can't let you do that
We ain't got no insurance
You better not run over that caught all right bring a bat
Hold up, all right come on all right pick your coat up. Yeah, you're drunk
There you go, hold on
Y'all like shit, carry where we go y'all. I got you hold on to me let me help you out
It's how quad now work is me. Lean forward
Directive DC
there you go roll on back roll on back now what's up baby you got them tithes in the
building what we got what a yet shit who what's how titty those are man what side titty
those are ma'am what side they here 30WD shit who got bigger titty than 30WD
Look at the white girl.
Come on white girl, what's you got?
What's you got?
Come on.
You got a 40 who?
You got a 40 F?
No, you don't.
That got to be white people titty.
They've never heard about it.
What did you got the rest of your tithes in your purse?
I never heard a bit say F.
Those are fake.
That's that fucking up.
Number 32 F.
Shut up.
They don't make F.
Well, y'all don't know that about no goddamn all been in Georgia, man.
Oh, Benny.
What?
I do know about Albany.
I went to Fort Valley.
Oh, you did?
I went for six months.
I said, fuck this shit.
This is my first, well, it's my second time in Albany.
I went to the mall today.
Albany Mall.
Yeah.
What you see?
What I see?
What you see?
A flea market.
That motherfucker is like the flea market.
They got a belt, a Dillots, and a J.C. Penny.
Then they got all stores you ain't never heard of, like dime and design.
and design how many y'all ladies bought your outfit out of dime for the night i say y'all
look at her she got her shit out of dime got your eyebrows done in that little place right across
from dime it's so smoked out i can't see nobody where the fuck the smoke come from off the lights these
lights old as fuck they're trying to ban us they're trying to say we smoke we smoke yet bitch
way it ain't us i know he got the damn coat from albany georgia c i t i sit the trail
City trans
That d'I go out that bitch, like I'm about to kill these things
They don't sell those at City Trans day
Smeaghy had them bitch is saving them for two weeks
He had it on Lailway
Yep I ain't even know City Trans had a Lailway
Just a nigger in that holding your shit
Well Albany, Georgia home are one of the greatest rap groups of all times
Oh Phil Ma
what hell yeah I'm so sick of being lonely every night while my man goes out with his
home be I want to know whatever to be love be love what any other night
hold up man the fuck he stopped playing some Jamaican shit this niggins stop playing some
rostafarian music he the other nah see that's the shit that came on the radio
What's the real shit? What this one you was seeing on me. I was seeing on you. Yeah, we both would see you know
Yeah, so what the fuck we gonna do? I don't know. I know. Hey, that nigga said the coldest
line in the world. What is that what he said? Now your mama, she's a real freak of the year like to watch me jike my big thing skeet and her yep.
Damn, damn. Y'all like to get skated in he is in Albany. Goodness. Great.
You know how much concentration?
You want to hear the baby's coming huh?
Damn.
That's too much concentration.
Right.
You'd be jacking off and then hold it.
But like, hey, come me, let me see you here.
Tell nah.
This is neck out going out of my hand.
Took it too long.
This lady right here is looking like she is just about to do a Yelp review on the show.
You just, who?
What's your head?
Right here in the pink, you're looking like you did not want to come to this shit.
Who you thought you was coming to see?
Frankie Beverly?
This is a different show.
She said, yop.
And what?
nigga I'm this plan it ain't that his upbrae's just tight of here all you in good
hands yeah yeah she man do the bitches move I don't want to fuck around you
fall now we ain't go fall we straight salute to the lady right here you got on
that sunshine Anderson hat that's what it is it seems you barely beat the
sun tapping my shoulders what feeling you gonna get you some smelling like so
friends that I don't even wear
Because you stink, nitch.
If you want some love, then I suggest you go back there.
What?
You need to make a nigger song.
Fuck you, bitch.
I don't know that lady right there,
but she looked like a nice-ass grandma.
Who? Oh, oh, hey.
What's she at?
Right there, Nana.
Hey, Nana.
She's the candle lady, too.
You're the Nana tonight.
Y'all stop stealing.
look like she is standing to the door this and the white child go to the bus stop now y'all put y'all
your clothes that them cold out there the night now she'll wear no clothes number of the
church code she said that hat on that baby head she said that right now are you from
albany where you from fitzgerald fitzgerald what is it where is fitzgerald that's a
nigga went like this that's how niggins get directions hey man I'm looking for
fish drill shit nigga you got that's one of the places in Georgia you don't want to go to
court in they'll get you a ticket on your way back to Atlanta and tell you you can't pay it
you got to come to court let me tell you something driving the court it'd be nine people you and
eight white folks I'm gonna tell you driving out here something serious because when you be
running through like Byron County and all that she can like sit by my bow and you go like
a mile that she's stopping like four you know you remember that ride because you went to school
there yeah I got locked up in Peach County
What's Peach County? Fort Valley. That's why I left school. I said shit. I ain't
shit working down here. That ain't the only school. Albany State down here through
Albany State. Hell yeah. That's a real. We walked out last when I went to Fort Valley.
Albany State, nigger. I came to do a show of Albany State the fucking electric went out.
We did the show outside. They were like, fuck it. You niggas gonna perform the night. I thought all better. They had a good-ass man.
You know you had an HBCU and everybody sitting outside.
like this they had a dad what's called that little band what's got that who lead the man
the drum major yeah drummaid they had a gang them niggas be turned up
niggas alone it's a new year I should have had this coat in the winter time shit
nigga you gonna pass out that god damn no it's 20 pounds of this bottle and take that man
coat off man that man need his coat yeah no he's in the war no that thing is sitting over there like
this nigga ain't gonna get my coat back fuck that dang shit it's my coat looking for a cigarette
You said a lot of shit in this coat, yeah, let me see what you want.
Hell yeah.
And they got the bathroom man coat on, Nick.
You can hide another person in this bitch, I got you.
Hey man, what the ladies at the end of night?
Freaking lady, freaking lady, freaking lady, freaking lady, come on!
Come on, now, suck a dick, come on!
Oh, that's your girl right there, she was bouncing a little too hard,
but this nigga was like, bitch, hey, wait a minute.
You sure, you sure?
I want to smoke this blood but I feel like I'm a bad time
But if you smoke that blood with that coat on you ain't shit you can't smoke a blood in another nigger coat
And I can't watch it give me a lot
This nigger here, man
What if that nigger the police?
You gonna go to work smell like weed
shit
To navigate that nigger your woman
Come here, Mr. Morrow your coat
He's gonna like shit, I ain't smoking nothing.
You ain't never getting your coat back, I hope you know.
Yeah, nah.
Hey, boo.
I see your little fanny pack.
So your fanny pack.
Oh, I thought that was a stomach.
You got that little fanny pack.
But you got some recipes in that motherfucker, aren't you?
Just for me?
I, all right.
She's got some chews in that, bitch.
I don't like it.
She got her favorite color.
color the purple chooey she's like the purple nigger that people running back on
oh grimace that's fucked up you talking about that the thief she said like the thief
you stupid no grimace nigger the purple which one that was grimace the purple the big purple
one i don't know what grimace did i always fuck with the thief that nigger was goofy
he had a good the hamburger a nigga he always still the hot hamburger like that that nigger was
hard as fuck to get in the happy mills they never had a hamburgler they always had the
bullshit toys because they really fucked with him he stole hamburgers he had them the jail
suit you don't remember oh he did the hamburger he did actually still a hamburger he finally got one
yeah he was in prison strikes you don't remember that that's racist he died so was in jail the whole
time the hamburger he used to run and steal the shit from ron of mcdonaldon and run the
fuck oh remember this shit they still let him stay with the crew though that nigga must
than robbing other motherfuckers too. He must have got some burgers from Burger King too
because they let him stay around.
But rob me on my lighter too, shit. Let me get that, O.G., hold up, time out, because
this ain't, I was saying. Let me see your coat.
I ain't going to lie. Every time I look around, I see people be having the wireless
earbuds. You know what I'm saying? They spend two, three hundreds of dollars and they lose
them and they still going to spend two, three more hundred dollars on some more headbuds. But guess what?
We ain't giving back to the community.
But I think it's time.
You know why?
Aha!
My boy Ray J got some wildest hit bugs.
Raycon, ladies, model, E25.
It's the best one yet.
It got six hours of playtime.
Bluetooth pairing.
More baseball.
And a compact design that gets you a nice, isolated fit.
Mm-hmm.
For those who know what that mean.
And guess how much they cost.
You ain't going to believe it.
Nope, not $150.
Mm-mm.
Not a hundred dollars.
Yeah, sir, keep going down.
No, not $20, no.
Go back up with your cheap ass.
$8.00.
Yes, sir.
You know what you can't do?
Get 15% off.
How can you do that?
Buy recond.com slash.
Hey, advice out.
Yeah, yo, give him your trench coat.
You know, I think it's...
He's like, his is nicer.
No, it's darker.
That's a nice one.
We look like pastors.
I can't wear another.
I can't wear another thing coat.
I've been watching Dr. Pimple Papa.
Let's go have us a pastor come back with some green shit
licking out of the back.
Ooh, what you saw?
What you get telling that?
Boy, we look like a crackhead tag team.
We look like a crackhead tag team.
Let me highlight you right quick.
Let me highlight you right quick.
Now we heard that you got that door shit, man.
Come on, man.
Let me get some of that, man.
We know you got that shit, man.
Come on.
Hold up, hold up, man.
Hold on.
man may y'all y'all want a couple dollars I don't want no motherfucking dollars man
look here man okay you see this coat smell it it oh it smell like money
oh what the fuck on that coat man hey a lot of stuff and look look look look look me
and my brother right me and my brother okay we know we know we know what you got
around here right you the king are all been okay so I just want to see if you can
just you know we we're looking to get a little something something I
alright okay I but y'all do the song
Dude it's on.
Shit, that ain't nothing.
You ready?
One, two, one, two, I won't crack.
I won't crack.
Oh, I won't crack.
Oh, I won't crack.
Hey, I got a pipe.
Oh, got a pipe.
Oh, got a pipe.
I'm going to smoke it out the can.
I'm going to smoke it out the can.
Hey, one more time with the talking out the can.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Yeah, that's the one.
Now, get, Tim is all the smoking off the cat.
Oh, keep that shit.
Keep going.
Give me one more.
All right.
And it's going to cost you.
There's two of them out.
Two of y'all.
I will hook your cave.
Hap.
Shop!
Hey, you know I'm out.
Steers up out of my mom of house.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
What are he doing?
You don't have better than me, eh?
Yeah, one time.
Get it one day.
Ah, ooh, ah, ooh, oh, oh.
Oh, you're gonna disappear on me like that?
Oh, I got one thing.
Alright, he went.
Don't move, stay like that, stay like that, stay down there, like that,
stay down, that like that.
Hold, me fix your coat.
Stand up.
Stand up.
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It becomes a different coat when you wear it on your shoulders.
You go from a crackling to a pimp coat back.
baby you just sat over here and got drunk now you still sipping that same
here you go OG all right I'm just checking on you I even see you had the
goddamn cheetah print brown shirt to match the coat nigger god damn what did you
make that from scratch man leave that he said I got money he dressed like he
won four thousand men to casino two weekends ago and he spent it all
on ladder tickets who we got in here this neighbor got a lot of people in here tonight
who got in other night shout out to all the women who knew this single for
2020 you left all your niggas in 2019
Why you left the cold?
Tell them why you love it.
It just fit my personality.
It makes me want to do stupid shit like...
I love this cold.
I love this cold.
Co.
It stink a little bit, but I love it anyway.
Ah!
Smell like outside.
That's what he was at all day.
It's smell like outside.
He works at the layaway.
He work in auto zone.
He's gonna check your engine light.
But he ain't got a car of his own.
That nigga be hitching rides.
How'd he work at Auto Zone ain't got no car?
Oh, how the hell you work at AutoZone?
And you ain't got no car.
Hey, don't you need a car to fix on some shit?
No.
How to hell you gonna tell me I need some oil?
When nigga you don't know when you need oil yourself?
Ooh.
Hey, you don't need a car to work at AutoZone.
Oh, right.
You just need that coat.
They put that on the application when you fill it out.
They say you can't work here unless you got that coat.
Ooh, you gotta have a mean look back game.
Hey man, fuck y'all letting that coat.
You just mad because you ain't got no coat.
That's it.
Fuck that coat.
Does anybody else have a coat like that that Carlos can wear?
I don't want it.
I'm sure somebody way up there.
Yep, somebody got this same type of coat
is just at a funeral home.
Hell no, you didn't pour your coat out.
I got a coat.
I don't want it.
You got a coat, let me see it.
Let me see your coats.
It got the fur on the hood and everything.
Oh, yeah, you got the fur on the hood.
Let me see that coat.
Don't get that coat.
That shit got coronavirus.
You're dressed like you're going to see Mary J. Blash.
That's definitely CITI.
Oh, no, you trick me.
This is a P coat with the coat.
No, this ain't the same type of coat.
That's that coat you wear when you get pregnant in middle school.
Ah!
You stop fucking early.
She's been wearing that coat.
That bitch fast.
She wanted them fast-haired little girls.
She's so fast.
Let me get your coat back
Look in it. It might be some loose cigarettes
It's been smoked marrots
Tell them to turn to goddamn smoke off
Man, it's them lights, them lights, oh look at my face
It can't be that's something else
And it's hot as a motherfucker up this bit
Turn this shit off.
We can't see shit, we are already dark skin white dude
I feel like a youth pastor
I'm trying to win my congregation
sitting over there the whole time like what the fuck is this show world white man you
got a towel over here white man he said no towel
fuck turn this shit on me white man you got a towel over here white man look
to out of the pizza boxes with your home grants they got it smoking this bitch like
they're their card game that nigga ignoring the fuck out you DC he won them
or he he must be one of them real georgia white man I know that nigger ain't
talking to me directly I don't talk to me directly I don't talk to
to the face you better talk around me boy thank you white man didn't I ask you
for the towel in the first place gonna try to walk your ass out here on our
stage stupid stay your ass over there oh they're playing white man don't call no
man you can fuck around let off some gas in this bitch everybody
be fucked up breathing the carbon to hot shot whatever there carbon dioxide whatever
Yeah, that shit.
It's hot as them lights, them the Chevy Caprice lights,
they got us up on the niggins.
Especially them niggins up there.
They up there breathing in their black mold and shit.
I feel bad for them, on top of all this x-rayed smoke.
Listen, if you don't go on with them niggins, move, bro.
Like, like, we're on the prison yard.
Move that shit over that, oh my God.
I'm going to be preaching my ass off.
Yes!
Let's let's pass the collision plate.
Hold on one more time.
The more sweat, the more money I get.
Yes!
Welcome to 85 South Show
or megachurch.
Raise a thorn, amen.
Amen, amen.
Amen.
Amen.
People up top.
Say hallelujah.
Oh.
Sorry, can't hear you.
You're going to hell.
The people.
We want to thank everybody for starting their
20 y'all up here at the 85 South Show mega church give a thong and while the old pastors take a long time to say one sentence welcome everyone to the church
who be the blesses yeah they say some shit don't nobody know it'd be some old church shit
all the old people know turn to you buy a rich registrations what right there in the
registration registrations okay let's say what is a what it say pastor he who cannot
see uh-huh shall be seen uh-huh oh he who cannot touch yes sir
shall take your time pastor be touched yes sir yes sir
I'm going to pass the collection play around one more time.
I'm looking out into the crowd.
While we have everyone's attention.
Amen.
I would like to make one announcement in front of everybody
because I'm not the type that a whole my tongue.
Ah.
Deacon Johnson, Deacon Johnson, please, please, I'm sorry, Pastor, I'm so sorry.
Hey, Ryan, ain't mine.
Just taking a selfie on Brother Johnson phone.
Why do you have Brother Johnson's phone?
I don't know, I took his coat, so he came with the jacket.
I would just want to say one thing.
Hey, baby.
I would like to say there is no smoking of mead or reggie.
in the church you see it was a lot of seeds in the church last time pastor
that's exactly what I was getting to because you won't clean up after
yourself seeds and stamps I don't know who it was but it was somebody in
this section yes basically smoking me what the pastor is saying is the only
seeds we plant here 35
show church the seeds of prosperity so if your weed has seeds you must go
somewhere with seeds permitted in the marijuana I think it was a white woman
who left the seeds in the church pastor only white women smoke me today no the
white woman is allowing our brother to plant his seeds in the church sure is he's
not being himself you know that's the one that's gonna get us in there
we're going to hell for that one that's your phone don't they want to take a
that's your letter you got to say something because if the police comes you
got to be with somebody she was you who your head moe bruh who in head mover who
in here they're with you they text you and say coat ah
nigger you ain't got no lock on your phone fuck wrong with you
nigger here niggins ain't hey hey mosey coke yeah no
a nats a nigger all the way up there know your coat
from anywhere.
They got your coat.
Oh, he girlfriend.
What I'm talking about?
Babe, he got your coat.
Yep.
She's mad, too.
I bought you that goddamn coat yesterday.
Get my coat back.
This nigga be on porn hub.
Hell no.
Put this nigger shit back up, god, man.
Don't go to porn hub.
You're wasting data, nigger.
Go to Tasty Blacks.
That's way better.
Look at the white man.
You woke up on porn hub.
Pornhub.
Yep.
It's my type of shit.
You can't really read that naked text message, bro.
What is wrong with you?
I don't know, fuck.
I love being on the show with y'all.
If I do the fuck I want, look.
I can't do this shit, no one else.
I get to come down here and fuck with people like this.
She got the best seat in the house.
She do.
Now, get in your level, ride your ass around.
Let's go.
How many pounds got?
D.C. Do not get on that chair with that lady, man.
No, for real. What's the weight limit?
You got, you got like a ugh.
This nigga here.
That right.
Boy, if you don't look like, you want, boy,
laughs, my queen.
Laugh!
D.C.
Get off the back of that lady's chair,
because if she come out there chair.
Left.
Oh, what shit comes where the goddamn.
She can go fishing on their motherfucker.
And her shit.
Hey, man, get your ass.
something like this shit.
Why are you going down?
Don't go.
Don't crush my feet.
Don't crush my feet.
She got an android screen
on her wheelchair.
That shit.
That's crazy.
You going down?
All right.
Why are you going down?
Okay, come on.
She said so we can go faster.
I love you.
Oh, that shit.
Pick up speed.
Let go, baby.
Let go.
Ah!
Who the fuck hit me on my ass?
I can't see.
I'm with my baby.
Let's ride, dude.
Need for speed.
You're gonna bust it left. I'm gonna do the noise. Hey, I'm gonna add like we drift.
Hey man
This nigga is on the back of the lady will.
Turn this motherfucker like it's 18 Willa.
That's right, baby.
Feel like I'm in a parade.
I know.
This nigga get brought around the venue like Beyonce.
Naga, what the fuck?
She goes.
I'm in a parade.
Go, baby.
Go, boom.
So these niggins baby.
Hit the left.
Hit the left.
Ah!
Baby!
Come on, now.
You have like we going to the finish line.
I'm ride with my baby.
I'm riding with my baby.
Let's go, baby.
No, no.
You're going to track it.
Uh-huh.
I'm ride with my baby.
Let's go this way, babe.
Oh, oh, we swirving.
Let's go, boo.
Better take your ass to the stone.
We're going to go get us some switches.
Get me a ride anywhere.
My baby.
in a chair she can give me a ride anywhere baby why you go right go to the left you're
trying to take me home right I'm riding with my baby oh shit
who just hit a pothole hold up baby don't hit the step I hope you know you're
excited but we can't crash keep it real I hope you don't flatten her wheels you're
Oh, hold on baby, I gotta stop that city tree and stop.
With baby, I gotta take my coat back.
Ride with baby, I'm proud with my baby.
Ride with my baby.
She got behind me.
Yeah, take your coat off.
His shirt made out of tablecloth.
Let's go, baby.
That is crazy.
Thank you, boo.
Took a ride, but you said, it took two days.
Shit!
Am I ready?
You gonna give everybody right?
Fuck it.
That was a great parade.
I might weigh a little bit more than B.C.
I feel like Mr. Aitan other.
Man, get your ass off that lady shit!
Go, Cheico!
Why is Cheeco?
I'm riding with baby.
You got a way.
My baby.
I'm riding with my baby.
I'm riding with my baby.
I'm running with you five right now.
What's up, baby?
Don't.
I feel like I was in the corner.
Mr. Ain't another.
Nobody's feet.
Oh, Benny.
We're in the chair.
You're going to see her ass on the express way
late on the night.
No off night.
Right.
Because at the end of the show,
how better it's going to be dead.
And ain't nobody going to do that.
Yew.
I can't explain that nigga right there
look like two chains.
A ride with baby.
Riding my baby.
Oh, a ride my baby.
Oh, a ride my baby.
your wheels kind of wiggered a little bit get your ass down press the brakes
baby real hard oh don't do that don't do that I don't want to be in the
chest too hey boo oh hey man baby you can't ride him around like that no more
I ain't never seen no shit like this
Yeah
Color did you get everybody up to
Oh shit
God damn
Look at OG
Come on Donnell Jones
He wrote on Donnell Jones
First hit
What?
Somebody gave me some t-shirts
My son
Hell not
Oh wait a minute
I can't do it
Oh
My heart won't let me do that
Now you're going to hell
You are going to hell
You are going to hell
See a drop chico now I'm scootin' up to my new baby like scoop scoo scoo scoo scoo sco sco sco sco sco
I don't think this how you use this bitch get up get the right way
how to how to use this motherfucker what do you do with this one leave that shit alone
it's yours how you use it mama this the way you use it you stand up and use it
I can use a walker.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't do it.
Scoop, I'm scared.
Watch the Super Bowl in this bitch.
Uh-uh.
Put your leg up on a handle like this.
Two of my church members told me not to do it.
Who that?
Scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop.
You gonna keep playing your ass gonna be in one of the bank.
Whatever, nigger, you didn't rode on the back of one, I can do this.
She told me the house.
hop on she did she said come in I want to show you something I don't know how to put
this back together man I can just I just put it over there she said I want to
show you something no to you baby say you why I ain't doing it turn your camera around
this why I ain't doing your camera around why you ain't this why I ain't go get
on the chair why you didn't why because y'all don't even know she just ran
a train on y'all so what so what because y'all go on
Nobody's going to believe her.
Y'all, going.
I ain't going.
I got morals.
I love you.
Before she put me on her seat,
she got to take me out to eat
and buy me a bag of weed
and put some shoes on my feet
because I'm bullshit.
I ain't giving away dick.
She got to buy me something.
I mean, she got a trick.
Got to put me up on a lick
and let me hit a home girl or something
because I ain't fucking hose for nothing.
I need something.
What you got?
Just a pussy you must have forgot who I am the nigger who go ham god damn the same nigger that went to Martin house and put some dick on Pam. Yes, I am
I eat green eggs and ham put dick on an all night then say yes ma'am
Oh
I'm gonna scraming the prostitute
You know who I am this niggas a harsh prostitute
You're not getting this dick unless you pay for it. Sorry. Sorry. I'm giving away my
Dick was free.
I can't be out here.
I can't be out here.
I can't be out here giving away my dick.
My dick got paperwork on it.
Uh-uh.
She is not, she.
Ma'am, what happened to you?
Why the fuck are you so upset tonight?
She just been looking the whole night like,
fuck the bitch-a-nigger, bro.
Because she got no fat-haired braids in the head.
You got the braze that the girl on baby boy had the Tyrese was going to cheat with.
She got the phrase like peanut.
Yeah, peanut.
Oh, feed that was saying, huh.
What's up?
She just wants some attention.
You're looking good, girl.
Can't nobody with the brains like you.
Look at you with the pretty ass ears.
All clean, they got the wax out.
What's the all?
What's that?
What's you doing?
You look like a hay-author.
You better start speaking back to niggas.
You know the first of the butt come on.
What?
Man, I'm not riding on this chair with you.
This is the preconcession.
You gotta take a ride, man.
You gotta take a ride.
At least go down the aisle.
At least you gotta take one ride.
What?
It's 2020, man.
We're the only niggas that ever do it.
Take a ride.
You got to, bro.
The pussy is amazing.
She been sitting on it all day.
The pussy is amazing.
There we go.
I'm gonna do it.
She still ain't, she still ain't getting no debt.
We ride with baby, we ride with baby, right with baby.
Make sure your seat back on and your battery is charged.
About the fall, y'all.
Because I gotta take care of my baby.
The battery is low now.
I hope I don't fall on the flow now.
Oh, now.
Show that, so on baby.
She said, let's go.
Oh, hold look.
I don't know how, what was y'all.
You bullshit.
You were holding the titty.
Yeah.
Hold on the titty, lo.
Baby, you got to slow down and wait for her.
She's about to run your ass overcoat.
That nigga Lowe's look like he riding on the back of a nigga boss.
All right, what about it, baby?
That nigger looked like he got there going down the street in a grocery cart.
I don't have the abs strength.
Look, she turning it on the app.
Me and my baby just stroked.
What?
We ride with baby.
I ride my baby.
We ride with my baby.
A ride and my baby.
Oh, riding my baby.
Oh, riding on my baby.
Riding my baby
Riding on my baby
She can give you a ride anywhere
She can give you a ride anywhere
Because she is inside of a wheelchair
So she can give you a ride anywhere
Scoop, Scoop, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scooooooooooooooooooo
Oh, we're stuck, straighten it up, straighten it up
Hold on, what happened?
Transition, we got her transmission.
Hold on.
Hello, her transmission.
We didn't account for the fact
that her battery might die, this bitch, hold on.
Somebody called AAA.
What happened?
We straight.
You ready?
All right, come on.
We straight.
Go ahead.
All right, me, me.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We gonna have to plug her shit in
when we finish with this.
A white man is called the general.
Is there in the outlets around this area
that we can plug a real chair.
Come to the general and say some time.
Because I know her battery going to get charged.
Let me see a lot of superintendant.
What's up, baby?
You got on the trench coat.
Oh, my nigga found the coat.
He found a coat.
See how it works.
When you ride creativeness.
Can I get a lot of please?
Throw it.
Throw it.
Throw it.
Shit.
What's hand?
I need another lighter.
Carlos didn't rule with his baby and found him a coat.
What the warm.
Stupid wrist ass, girl.
Where you get that coat from?
Thank you beautiful.
I wonder can we smoke in here.
Been to find out.
D.C., where your coat at?
Did you give the coat back?
Yeah, I gave that shit back.
That shit was making me hot.
This nigga got on a Band-Aid.
Loseon found him a Coke.
This Nick got on the first aid.
the first aid band-aid this nigger now that's a real crank-hand coat yeah yeah
that shit definitely is band-aid color scout and let me get that scalp colored
pico you look like you used to be a pastor they kicked you out mm-hmm
yeah uh yeah mucker tell me uh got down I said I came like the mucker
say oh this is what my fuck tell me what do you think you know we were looking
at your record and stuff and you know we moved in another direction I said
bitch way all headed I'll be up there too
Burn my man. My man. Look, look, look, look, love. Baby Bird, Baby Bird, Baby Bird,
Baby Bird. Baby Bird. Baby Bird. Hey. Baby, what the fuck. Hey, man. Chill out.
Hey, look, man. Look. Did you take care that thing I told you take care of for me?
Did you take care of for me? Did you take care of for me?
Didn't you know what the fuck I'm talking about, baby bird? Did you get what I told you to get?
Um, ah! Oh! Now you need something.
Now you need me. I ain't got a motherfuckin fucking thing
Shit
What's up, babe, girl.
What's that?
You're not here my blunt.
What's that?
You gonna smoke with him?
Oh, you're tripping.
What you trying to do?
Yeah, he definitely got crack smoking his body.
Who?
You.
Crack what?
You smoke crack, baby, bird.
You the motherfucker.
I don't smoke crack, motherfucker.
He got crack smoking his body, babe.
What you mean?
Crack smoke in your body, babe.
Crack smoke in your body, ah.
Crack smoke in your body.
body brave crack smoking your body.
Ah.
Crag smoke and your body, babe.
Hit the Lamb.
Cracks smoke.
I, a.
All the crack coat.
Crack smoke.
Crack smoke.
My nigga got on the crack coat.
Cracks smoke.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Crack smoke.
My nigga got on the crack coat.
Hit this.
That's going get on some powerful.
Oh, hoo.
Oh, ooh.
Oh, ooh.
Oh.
If you want $20 then do the dance, say do the dance.
If you want $20 then do the dance, yeah.
Do the crack-head man.
Do the crack-head man, crack-head man, yeah, the crack-head man.
You need to be no goddamn crackhead with this bullet.
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Man, they got them coat hot.
Yeah, that, yeah, them p coats, nigger.
That is an Albany special right there.
Niggas got them bitches.
We got males.
Who say this?
You smell loud.
lady the lady the lady in the crowd who say they smell me gay ass always trying to do some shit
come she smell me take that goddamn fake dick off you can smell this
niggas always hype this oh i know you ain't gonna let him talk about you like that
she got a fake dick you want to hit it you're a real nigga come on you're a real
Salute to the lady that gave us these shirts right here looking like Cleo I said it all come here come on
come on really hit that shit Cleo now do the little shit she looked like that girl
that stopped that nigger from running out of best bag she's like she hit hard
than a motherfucker they see you got to let the baby in the wheelchair hit it she might
stand up she hit that shit what you say
I said she might stand up she hit that shit boy you want to hit this what you want to hit this
hey what she was saying to y'all chico when y'all was riding on the chair what she was saying to y'all
she wasn't saying nothing she was just hitting the button she was talking nancy to me she kept saying my pussy still work
i can what hit that she that she that's all she kept saying my pussy's yeah he that she people
Eat that shit, beat that shit, bitch, whoa.
Eat that shit, uh, get that she, uh, get that she, p, out.
Yeah, high in the Albany, bitch, we smoking bud.
We in the wheelchair, bitch, you know where they would,
and we don't give a fuck, and we don't give a damn.
She rode us around this, bitch, now she's about to get there.
Ah, yeah, get your roll on through a circle.
Smoking weed with the boys, now you start to twerker.
Yeah, we in the Albany, in the wheelchair, you be getting high with me.
up like most look what I got yeah I got so high I parked at a handicount parking
spot and didn't have no pants but my home girl with the chest says she had some
gas hey yeah you know what I said this niggins so strong he got a muscle knot on his
head yeah and it's out to that nigga I won't drop me man
that thing I will drop me man what's up lady in the blue what y'all trying to do
What you're talking about?
What you're talking about?
Oh look.
Oh, look.
I believe they're trying to fuck me.
Who?
The little girl in the blue trying to get me to fuck her and the big girl.
Come on, fuck my friend too.
Can my friend come, get them, see what you want to do.
Uh-uh.
You don't want me?
They were in the first field mob video.
You don't want them.
Good.
I'm glad you don't want me.
The big one want me.
Oh.
God damn.
I got to do some exercises so I fuck you, ma'am.
you may I'm under stretch my goddamn equilibrium amount what size bids you got
you got an ad match what's that what your big cost $9,000 I'm sure it does
it got to be sturdy that big booty you got to be sturdy that's what it is
I'm playing you don't like me you're busy way too big for me I bet you'll
look like an index finger that clearly looks like an index finger that clearly
got the big head on it you can't tell me otherwise I know she's a big big girl right
yeah I know she got the click with the dick head on yeah oh yeah her cooche smell like
yesterday yep it was to been lingering take a man stop using baby wife
there you go baby go ahead have a seat with your big boy there
No, you're tough.
One of the chasers, winning down.
She's got to use uncensored.
What's up, blue?
I like the little blue.
You forward the little blue.
Who's talking about some blue shoe over here?
You got some?
There's a blue chute bill.
I got one for you on.
They sent me blue shoe like it or everyone.
For real.
I guess the business is booming.
I'm gonna try one.
I'm gonna see me.
There you go.
I got you one.
That nigga Lowe's got the bluechew in his pocket at all times.
Bluechoo.com.
And you go.
get you some i said bluechoo dot com see what this shit go like this son so you can make love
to your late day hey for a long long time but hit up with dead wood i swear to god i ain't like
dc time out do not take the blue chew in this bitch i'm not taking it i just want to see what
it looked like it looked like you want one o g he's he going oh yeah i'm gonna give him one look he
He's going to fuck your wig on.
He's going to put that old school dick on you tonight, ma'am.
You know it's true.
I hope you know your dick and he's trying to fuck because he's just got a blue chew.
I said bluechew.
She's like, you got fucking me.
And go get you some.
I said bluechoo.
I haven't fucked it.
Go get you some so you can make love to your neck.
We've got all the old plans.
I got a dysfunctional problem.
For a long, long time.
And I win that foot.
I swear to God, I ain't like.
Let me get what the Bluetooth feels right now.
Who need a blue chip?
Look at Dad.
Let's make some noise if your nigga need a Bluetooth.
Who need a Bluetooth?
Who need a Bluetooth?
Ladies make some noise if your nigga need a blue chute.
Need Bluetooth.
You want these motherfuck?
He's like, I'll take that motherfucker.
Look at the girl.
Who y'all fucking with that?
Cut it, cuz that's my motherfucking, y'all.
No, for real.
Take that shit, fucking shit, I know.
O. G, got one.
one he his lady was scared she was like hell not don't get one of them got damn
thing they're gonna be trying to fuck all goddamn night you don't have to pop a
half I'm gonna watch in the heat of the night when I get back to the house this
niggins gonna be trying to get his dick's up thank you guys you gonna hit her
good tonight ain't your oh shit we got he said I'm gonna tell
she like no no hey hey make sure you fuck with your coat on nigger coming at
butt nigger with your brown coat like yeah you know what time it is super dick is in
the building
You say what now?
My coat of Steve Madden.
Your coat of Steve Madden.
God, damn.
You're probably gonna fucking to some old shit too.
You're my laden and playing it, baby.
Blenoo, plenoo, you're my darling, darling, love.
She's gonna be making all type.
Look, if she read it now, she's gonna be making all types of old lady.
God damn, nigga, you ain't playing that bluechew work good than the motherfucker boy.
I'm gonna make you some cornbread, some hot water corn bread in the morning.
Give me that dick, yes, sir.
She and you that cooche is 10 years
Hey man, we just got some nice snacks and shit
Another bag of blue two pills come on man. No, we got I know you ain't gonna fuck with this is bad because it got the things on it, but it got some snacks
Somebody gave us a goddamn feel all somebody gave us some chicken in a bag nigger
That's chicken. Oh, I thought that was cookies. I ain't eating them cookies. That shit looked like fried chicken
I thought that bitch gave us a pop-a-bress in that bag and
What the fuck out of cookies did you call for Popeye season man?
Let me see that.
Let me see that.
Let me see that nose.
What the cookies?
Yeah.
Bitch it might be bus.
They are.
They got to be.
She said ain't no nuts in them.
She said ain't no nuts in them.
I don't believe it.
They look like spicy chicken from Popeye.
She bit this and put it in a bag.
She said put them last three cookies in that bag.
She drove them cookies all the way from New Orleans.
She called us them boys.
What else we got in here?
Cookies.
Oh, it's more cookies in here.
She gave us a field trip pat. That's what it is. Thank you for the cookies ma'am.
Who put this shit together? She was right there she go right now. She didn't even look at the nigger when she put up just put this in the back right?
Who who put this together? It looked like the cookie monster already got a hold of them.
Who put who put this together? The lady red though. You did. Get it.
This thing is an asshole man. That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
Hey, big man, eat them cooking.
Them your cookies.
You ain't going to bite no goddamn cooking.
You keep those.
You caught a one hand.
Thank you for to give us them damn cookies in that saint's bag.
I'll have them.
Who the hell you think you're talking to?
It's a half big cookie in the saint bad.
That's disrespectful.
Hey, go ahead and enjoy them cookies, black man.
You're an asshole.
I wouldn't get you shit.
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I'll just play. I get a cookie bag.
Oh, gee, at least get one for you throwing back up here, Nick.
You don't want your jar of coffee eating your goddamn cookies.
You'll be surprised, well.
Could I have one of them cookies balls?
But eat that shit, grow up full beer.
That nigga just did like this for he ate them.
Please, God, Lord.
And now we know if this nigga started tripping, not to eat them off.
She go you just miss it. That girl with them brazen that pink shit on fire them off boy.
That's why she got that attitude like that.
You ain't said?
Her pussy looked like a capital V.
That's that adult pussy.
That pussy is wrong.
And they always begin.
Like you're offended when you see that pussy.
You're wearing them tight-ass pants.
And you pull them up when you see your pussy little.
Right.
Ladies, why y'all do that shit, especially in the gym.
You come in the gym with the tight-ass pants.
on pussy just like this huh hok hokin strong and nigger just try to focus and lift weights with
your pussy all on the treadmill oh me get on my fucking nerve she's tall as fuck come on
oh yeah I like hood bitch they just start dancing you know well y'all y'all shit that girl's
tall than a motherfucker it's tough oh y'all y'all kid gonna be tough you hey she tough as hell she made her
nigger sit on the inside get your ass in there and I got I got the corner look
bro I got the corner what did she come up you say what you said what you say
grab that appreciate you
that she got me out of the red night that she got the boots with the fur
the whole show is looking at her what's he do she hit no plug gotta let him
No, so they got low, no, no, no, yo, yo, yo, y'o.
I buy her some ugs and make her lead them in the store.
Hey, shout' hey, catch, fuck wrong with you.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
He's fucked up.
This nigga just throwing snacks back in the ground.
You are running the worst humans, I know.
I got to make it back home to my family, bitch. This shit is unsafe.
Like, what happened, DC, I fly?
That nigga ate some treat from all of it, bitch.
You got a damn legs fell off.
Next thing you know the nigga legs, fellow.
D.C., what's wrong?
I ate the right crippling tree for all minute and not, ah, ha.
What's wrong?
Big Mild, ain't a creepy treat for all, bennie.
What's happened?
I said a big,
gave me a trippetry for all bennet are you okay when you are i ain't been to say shit because
i i first i had some cookies uh-huh but the cookies was okay the cookie was okay but then i had a
right cricketry the right Christmas tree made you it made you had a bobby brown john
as soon as i bit it and locked my whole left side oh lord hell no you're gonna have to go to the hospital
They said don't do it.
Don't go to the hospital.
What the fuck?
Yeah, damn.
You can't go to the hospital.
What did you all get sick?
Drink ginger hell.
What the fuck on in Albany?
That's fucked up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We got to get some clarification on that.
Why shouldn't you go to the hospital here?
Chico, she said they'll kill your ass.
In 10 minutes.
Oh, you're going to be down there 10 hours?
down there 10 hours just knocking on the door hey I've been here for Kui
doctor's talking to you like you ain't that's what the fuck you get for eating
shit she ain't cooked like a sit down so y'all what what do y'all go we're like do you
got to go to the next town over so if a nigga gets shot nigga no he down
and like I bet your motherfuckers know what fish girl is now don't you got
damn that's fucked up yeah that man you get shot over here you just
go to your unsey house they had you down up for 10 hours don't care you mean to tell
me that y'all hospital fucked up like that to where everybody know don't go
there what the fuck y'all had the babies at the mall like what the fuck she said at the
house y'all work at the hospital all right time out I got to get some
clarification what the fuck going on at the hospital what the fuck is going on at the
hospital see what's happening at the hospital that's fucked up who work at the hospital
y'all working at the hospital scuba skew me skew me excuse excuse excuse excuse me get ousts scoom scooke excuse me all right now which one of y'all work at the hospital all y'all so why is the hospital so fucked up in all me
you'll end up dead don't put them on camera they're going to fire them if they see this turn the camera we're gonna have this we're gonna black them out
like they snitching on first 48 now have a face blurred had a face blurr
so you say it's fucked up you'll die so give me an example of how fucked up
the hospital is somebody give me an example of how fucked up the hospital
is in Aubin your baby will come out hanging out like damn
motherfucker said they let your baby just come out on his own no yeah
Don't be no nurse to grab that little mother.
Nah, they just let the baby hit the ground and say,
walk little motherfucker, welcome to Albany.
Damn.
Didn't they send you home?
Didn't they send you home?
We don't work in.
I don't give a fuck where you work at.
If you work at the hospital, it's fucked up.
She said, we don't work in the ER.
We work in the other place.
Well, that's fucked up too.
They say don't go there.
Come up.
Niggins clocking out the hospital early.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's great, bitch.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
The thing is be walking out of the hospital.
Don't let your lips with my meeting your face like that, like you want to do something, ma'am.
Fuck wrong with you.
What's up, Braves?
People at the top have the great time.
You say what?
You want to hit an auto to?
They're mind this word.
Yeah, you just grabbed me.
You strong and shit, ma'am?
God damn.
That business grabbed me felt like my father grabbed me, like, son.
Come on, whatever you want to do, let's do it.
Uh-huh, that's not, come on. God damn me.
That shit.
of Friday you don't want that I know she'd be beating the shit out you my
nigga god she looks like she beat her nigga there you go that motherfucker strong
and you got fur on your joint guys that I don't want me to taste on me got I
punch you don't be walking up with my pot like that you fuck wrong or you look like
you you're all right play Sunday I ain't fuck with you she looked like she on the
offensive line walking up on my pot like that a little swing on your head
D.C.
My nigga said hit the auto tune once here.
He said he got what?
He said hit the auto tune.
Hit the auto tune.
Where the auto tune mic?
I don't know where the fucking mic at.
Oh, it's in my hand.
It's in my hand.
It's in my hand.
They took my blood.
They told me I could smoke.
I'm going to fuck my whole train of thought up.
What?
I can't smoke.
What?
They hating on you?
What up there?
The show how about something with.
Y'all go whisper that shit to me.
They say the hospital fucked up, but I bet the police work just fine out this motherfucker.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Oh, that's fucked up.
I want to smoke my weed.
I want to smoke my urine.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Oh, oh, that's fucked up.
What is it?
That nigga is ugly.
boy built like a catfish
what
you say what
oh I'm your twin
no fuck you nut
I'm telling you
I don't know shit like your glass
like that nigga what the fuck
wrong with you like you know math
you must got a different type of mirror
at your house thing
I'm your twin
I'm your black
drag it on you're like
that's fucked up
Ooh, that boy's fucked up.
He's on cocaine.
Oh, he got an egg ball
in his motherfucking soccer.
And his motherfucking sock.
In his motherfucking sock.
That nigga said y'all 20 years.
What type of niggas wanna look like a nigga?
You wake up every morning.
I look like D.C.
That's fucked up.
That niggily and shit.
He stood up, ugly as a motherfucker dude.
That nigga look like radio.
I look like you.
What's up, girl?
got on a jogging soup with the cleavage out i ain't never seen that shit before what
you say you taught up to come over there you should have bought ticket up here
ha ha sit your hands man man what the fuck wrong with you sit down what is you doing
cocaine yeah yeah looking like a negro smurf in this mumf you got that blue on
It's that weird, that we, that's been to the hospital.
That's what's wrong with us.
What you want us to come back there for?
That's she itching.
Because what?
Who by herself?
You by yourself?
We definitely ain't gonna make it all the way up there, ma'am.
That been strong.
Who else said that?
That bitch's got a fat throat.
She said, make your way up here.
Fuck wrong with y'all niggas and
showing love everybody down there.
Bring your ass up here.
sound like you sound like you've been to the hospital that's the voice you hear
like you go in the rest of them crab legs oh we got to say this too bro we got to say
the rest of peace the Kobe Bryant man we got to say that RIP to the great
P to the goat man dead for real and his beautiful baby girl
yes and everybody else that passed away that's some tragic shit right there
man God bless
that shit fuck the world is fucking up they got a new shit out you heard this
new shit what the corona virus man I swear to god loath when I heard that shit I was
like who the fuck poison and the coronas they really don't fuck with the Hispanic
population I'm old with my uncle house they say see that's shit I'm time back
that's shit I'm time out right now that's why I drank bud wise I'm like that ain't
same shit man shit shit shit is a hundred thousand folks got case of that shit
Damn. Don't go to fish, Jim.
You definitely don't want to catch no virus in Albany because you can't go to the hospital down this moment.
You just walk around sick as fuck.
You straight, I'll be high.
What do you want?
How would that corona shit?
Like, you don't think you're laughing about a week with that coronavirus.
Man, but they be, man, that's, I don't be believing in that shit like that.
They be scaring us with a virus every couple of years, Ebola and all that.
that age one and one time and racism don't work for our favor why you say that
because if there's a new shit out we gonna get it last they don't never let us get the
new shit further it'd be four five years for that shit even fucking with the black community we'd be
straight that shit don't fuck with our abuses like that we don't been through so much shit
they like though coronavirus can't fuck them yeah yeah that shit's right we don't have
everything what you say see she can't catch the coronavirus she already got it
Coronavirus came attention to this melody.
Coronavirus, make your voice loud.
She sound like she is on the top of a mountain.
Bring that is here, boom.
Bring that ass here, boy.
Corona!
We can't hear what you're saying.
That bitch getting lost, she's gonna get found.
A-sap.
Over here!
She's gotta be over here, y'all.
You gotta be over here y'all.
Salute to everybody in the back right there.
We can't really see y'all.
We see y'all in the middle section right there.
Y'all got like a little cool seat.
You know, you're in the back, but you know, you're like,
in front, though.
Oh, bitch.
Yeah, look at those folks up there, a little, a little.
You can tell who got high before they came to the show.
You can just look at this nigga tell he hires a motherfucker.
Like, he's looking around.
He gonna laugh at all this shit tomorrow, like, ha ha, that shit was funny and fuck.
I hate well, they wear white pants.
Y'all know those shit's dirty.
It's not clean.
Jesus, wait, wait.
They need something.
What?
They need some oil and they call.
What should you say?
10,000 and 30.
Now y'all gonna have to text what y'all saying.
God damn.
Look, look at the light.
Whoa.
Look, I tell you what, just go home and get your stuff.
Wow.
Got a wave at y'all like this thing.
Shoot the fly guns.
Fawn.
Salute to everybody up there too, name.
Oh, they've been chilling.
This is the real thud session.
They don't give a buck.
join themselves probably at home half sometimes I'd be wondering like what if that's your
soul mate waving that light and shit you just like girl you too far go here that could be the
one woman god put on earth for your ass and you ain't you ain't got the fucking strip to walk up there
towards that you never know if she got another if she got another nigga kids just
fucking I find a melody there's some fine women up there they check they can't make
Y'all turned up that motherfucker too, boy.
Y'all had job tickets in last shit.
They just got this shit yesterday.
Hey, bro, don't it be funny that women
to do all that shit to get your attention
and knowing their cooches stink.
Not saying they cooches think,
but you know, like, they'll do all that,
and knowing that coocha ain't right.
I don't trust no girl that do this shit right here.
Hey.
That shit burned on it.
Yep.
Yeah, they do all that screaming for real loads and then get back to the hotel
So I just really want to get to know you better like no you don't ma'am
Do this shit bitch. That's what I want to see do that
I'm saying that shit at 4 o'clock in the morning what you want to know? I'm sleeping
You stay up to the foe?
Who me?
I don't wait it up about I got it up about 5.301 time I'm like I'm like
boy I'm geeked up and she keeps texting too like I'm on the way and before you know I'm like bitch no fuck that I got a rule bit if we don't fuck before we get a whole episode of Sports Center if sports center come on and go off and you still bullshit you got to go sorry that's a whole hour and 30 minutes I'm gonna tell you the most gay this shit I ever did a bit that I see I want to fuck right so I play asleep I'm like man fuck I'm gonna play sleep but then I'm trying to figure I can I trust the whole right so I'll keep my eye on the hood though I'm playing sleep
tried to ramble through my shit
and I woke up on that whole bitch
what the hell you're doing bit
she was trying to rob you on the load
why you get no fucking thieving ass on
that's why you gotta be careful
you fuck around with some of these bidsons you get the fuck
so as you get butt naked three niggas jump out the closet
get the fuck down pussyhead nigga
that's our problem old ass niggas
I don't like the way you laughed at that
nigga you didn't did that shit before
nigga jump out on the nigga when it naked
nigga got the socks off and everything
nigga what the fuck
It's a dirty nigga.
That's y'all problem, you old-ass niggins taking off all your clothes.
I don't need to take out my clothes out.
This bitch needed this dick.
Fuck, you want to look at my knees, fuck, bitch.
You ain't gonna take out of all your clothes, bitch.
You want to look at my last, fuck.
Get that dick, bitch, man.
Right.
Ladies, just know your pussy good if a nigger get butt-naked to fuck you.
If a nigga taking socks off the fuck, that pussy is good.
Because some of y'all pussy, you're just supposed to put your dick through the hole and fuck.
because that pussy ain't but the good pussy you like fuck that I'm about to get all the way naked
niggins hey ladies you know your pussy good if a nigga get naked before you do
you got on everything that nigga butt naked what we're doing what's up with it uh
let me tell you let me tell you why i can't get naked hit the helicopter on that it
it fucked me up i got naked one time uh-huh and i had them fucking around and farted
felt the whole poop that come out of my antiques I said nah it's great I couldn't
even hide this shit yeah I'm gonna try to damn she heard me yeah no you ever put my
drows on you ever got some you ever got some pussy couldn't
hell yeah ladies I don't know where the little panties be going you take them
off and then you'd be like bitch you didn't took all the sheets off to bed I know
they on his somewhere ah damn go that's how I find that one girl I was fucking was a stripper
because she took her panties off and wrapped around her wrist I was like whoa what the
fuck hey ladies another thing you know sex is a motherfucker when y'all come to the house with that
thing around your wrist that you know you're gonna tie your hair up you're like ooh the dick suck is
coming. She came prepared.
Bitch you try to hide the draws.
It means she ain't got nowhere to go after you.
Y'all fuck.
She's trying to spend the night.
Nope.
I always politely grab her drawers and put it right on the dresses so she knows exactly where they are.
If she had her drawers, don't get that pussy.
You gonna need some medicine after that.
Hey, you can't go to the hospital to get it if you're in Albany.
You're gonna have to make that shit in the kitchen.
Women be thinking that shit too.
We're trying to fucking the dog.
Nope. We're gonna fuck in the dog.
and then with the lights on yeah so when you take them draws off I want to
make sure you ain't got no duke's saying either really spread them draw right clear
let me see you better look in the middle of them panties take them panties
oh you're like you ain't even shut me stop dude what is wrong with you man
nah that nigga just looked at the panties and went like this like he was
putting a cigarette out that's how he said he was going to
look at the bitch panties like this you got to spread on what your toes get
doing when to touch you know they're clean they clean man y'all got some
strong-ass voices in Albany ladies y'all m'all m'all see y'all m'all
sound like they ain't got no choice in this bit they can't go to the hospital
they got to yell for help somehow this Sunday in WrestleMania I'm gonna
take that dick and I'm gonna kill it I love you babe
Boy, look at this shit.
I love to look in the crowd and see people who just look like they was coming to see a Christian show like this is so offensive.
We talk about everything, everything.
All that.
We talk about what?
Everything.
Everything.
Eat an ass.
Yep.
How you got to do it?
Got to eat ass right there.
Uh-uh, it's 20.
Can't be it out there.
That's primitive.
You don't eat ass in 20?
Hell no, shit.
The only time when, the only time you can't eat ass is when they fart, it's a rap.
When you fought, I ain't gone out there looking at after taste.
I ain't doing that.
Yeah.
Look, yep, do it.
Let's do it.
Somebody that with my pussy.
I'm shocked.
Let's do it.
Salute to my nigga in the yellow that's been standing up the whole time.
This nigga snuck in this bitch.
You're like, shit.
I'm gonna wear the yellow so they wouldn't think I would wear this and not have a ticket.
Shit, that looked like the niggins who used to wear the mask and Nelly Group.
Cut the lights out, that thing on this clip.
What a nigga, nigger, where bright.
What's up, girls?
They got that Tweety Bird.
Look, to all you ladies who are yelling, I love all y'all equally the same.
I am in, I'm in the relationship with all 39 of y'all.
I want to go down to spread your coochie.
I don't want to spread it for itself.
I want to spread it.
what I'm cool to spread this sound like she just yelled I think I just
pay my life bill my oh shit I got that's out that side of that need help see how
relaxed inside is they don't pay day bills y'all uh some of y'all bullshit you
ain't paid your big all your bills they some of y'all know y'all
y'all been ignoring that one eight hundred numbers since last week can ignore
you see how comfortable they is at the back back
Those folks having a great time.
Look, look, look, that nigga back is on the wall.
Everybody ain't here having a great time.
They just up so high.
They just like, shit, this shit, I'm high and I'm high.
They just sign of Coca-Cola sound.
I'm double high up this motherfucker.
Ain't you got no ushers up there.
You got to seat yourself.
Oh, shit, shit.
Someone.
Everyone would have got them still.
Yeah, why don't knick sitting over there?
Ain't nobody gonna tell them to lose.
They were sitting by everybody,
but like, man, they're gonna be,
ain't nobody over there.
Salute to my nigga right here,
they've been sitting with his arm crossed
the whole time, like you've been in time out.
Fuck wrong with you.
You're on punishment, nigga?
No, this big ass, you're taking up two seats.
With a white woman, can't really laugh at too much.
Ah, ah, ah.
To the train, my boy, that's.
trained him how to laugh they can look like he just saying no what's up
cousin boy y'all nigger living on the edge with these white women I'd make her
drive home sitting in the back like I'm catching a Uber ain't no way in the fuck I'll
be riding around here with a white woman down here shit after 10 o'clock I guess I
get scared when a white woman pipped me up oh but no shit I like no you got the wrong
person I mean be with me a nigga because I'm gonna spot their weed up in their car
She is so ashamed of us.
White Uber drives get on my nerve, bruh.
They don't even want you to get in their cost,
they're like, we, oh, like, bitch, don't just spray me.
What?
What happened?
What?
They need help.
They phones or die.
They need rides.
Y'all are yelling like, y'all, it's your son's graduation in this motherfucker.
What's old baby?
y'all gotta stop you y'all like for all that not them the man droids the batteries
don't never die no they need that lift the man droids stay on for help
I'm mad to fuck with her because she's showing me too much attention ain't nobody
ain't nobody tried this hard since second grade I'm gonna have to fuck me just go
home and get your stuff you're moving to Atlanta fucking taking you to the big
city you know with the first place you got to take her when you take it to Atlanta
J.R. Crickets?
Nope, the hospital, nigga.
Yeah, she's definitely going to need some medicine.
We're going to have to get us a medicine.
Put those legs on my shoulder.
I know she down in, poor health.
She had to check up in.
Tie your legs up from a silly man and buy that person.
Who's too small?
You make a crazy.
What?
Do you have anything else to say what?
Look, need a package.
Come tell me.
Fuck, don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
Fuck.
Yo, she wanna fuck.
Who?
I don't want to fuck.
Big girl, I don't believe, no.
She's gonna go, knock her hands down.
Knock her hands.
What are you yelling?
This bitch got a Buick seat.
What?
Ma'am, your titty hanging out?
What I told you?
Man,
Your titty hanging out, man.
Oh, okay.
This got a bunchy couple of that.
What?
I just told you, I don't even eat hands, Bill.
She got there from dying.
Oh, that was you standing up on the phone.
That's that city gear right there.
That's the home of me.
This is a, man, anything I said-
You said your sister on FaceTime, give me the phone.
You're the phone.
Ma'am, anything I said at 2019 don't count.
This is a home.
Who's up, sis?
Who that is?
It's your cheap ass out of here.
You should have bought a ticket.
Talk your shit, Chico.
Nope.
Nope.
I'm not going to take away from these people who paid to talk to you on FaceTime.
Fuck you.
you mean especially about niggas up top oh hope you know what she would
these people pay good money to be here you're gonna face time you know
face time me when you get in who you know what she was doing all that yelling
wow wow she thought I said I was gonna eat her ass who no she didn't she
did not run up here and say that yes she did not Buick seat she ran right up here
that you remember you said you was going to eat my ass your ass is too long
me you got too much your ass is way too long you don't need no hand rag ma'am you
need a big one as long you can't eat that long as but only got a 30 minute break
no way I can eat that ass that ass that ass is longer than 85 ma'am I can't what
you say baby so his long he said he didn't I know him he did not say that
your nipper hanging out your nipper hanging out your ass is ma'am ma'am
Big long man you got a little spread no I see do it again do it again see what I'm
talking about that I don't mean I fuck I'm just saying you got a look DC you see that's
the exact shit I'm talking about she stood back there yell my name for 10 minutes
came right over here and busted open for y'all get your ass back there low down
ass trifling there you think you gonna fuck me and my brothers get your ass
back there uh-uh don't apologize I'm through you think you the only one that all
bending with a new lace front he got me fucked up
that ass is long that bad is so
bad
that ass is long uh-uh
wait wait you see my new bitch you're gonna be sick
all right don't bend over too long no teeth is go come
it's over it's over it's over
don't bend over too right now
it's over.
Look at you just look at you
Get your crazy ass on.
Bitting over tie your shoe holes titty come out.
Titty come out you are gonna tell your Achilles trying to lift your leg up with that long ass
See this she got on a three-piece
Told you suit told you keep up T-I
Sitter T-a-T-I
Should a trade
Nope
She got the long ass she built like a self-defense dummy nigger you can't
For the practice how to defend yourself on that ass
Hopefully had a three-piece these holes ain't loyal
She had a pussy snapper
She had a shoulder vest and she had some pants.
When she should show the vest?
Yeah, she had a shoulder vest.
She looked like little boy's shoulder pants.
He's about to go play K2 football.
I ain't fucking with it.
Oh, bitch.
What?
Shit, lit.
Y'all jumped up like y'all a gang.
Fuck that. Hell now.
I play all fucking day, though.
I don't give a .
I used to do my teacher like that.
See the shit we have to deal with?
What's going on in Albany tonight after the show?
What that nigga say?
Smoking mid, huh?
Lloyd what?
A little nasty.
What a damn, that's right?
Y'all go home, y'all gone.
You should grown for shit.
Go home, pray.
Thank the Lord, man.
Well, I know there's some promoters in here, nigg.
What's the part here?
Go home, watch TV.
Brombo shit
He drank some alcohol smokes a weed
Fuck in the living room tonight
It's the first of the month too you about to pay all these goddamn bills you might as well fucking your living
What's up cousin? Yeah, that's right. I have an 85 South show fucking an unusual place in your house tonight if you got one
And if you're in an apartment fucking the kitchen
They can fuck right there in the laundry room. Don't even try to go to the beer
got to do some spontaneous shit if you're a lot. I do some spontaneous shit if you're
real thing fuck in your garage in the car it's your car is your garage you a
homeowner you pay the mortgage could the call though why you got a garage if
you ain't gonna fuck in it they know all that insurance every month you
ain't fucking your car since she bought it some Katie self-track is put her
she says she's trying to fuck each girl ass fellas it's okay that try she
ain't gonna leave you didn't it ain't going no well she gonna leave you
come back the next thing ain't going to eat the ass yeah what you want that
dick too she won't it oh she won't she go the big girl I know she been
saying that shit oh I'm at the man I don't know that's a little bit too much
I'll be wet yep yep it ain't been tested on in three years look at all the
niggas who live here who know these women like man that bitch ain't
talking about that
Okay, well.
Now, ladies, just know we appreciate all the pussy, even if it's hypothetical and we don't never get it.
I feel like, I don't feel successful if I don't get no pussy.
That's how you feel?
Yeah, you got to be, you got to have some pussy to be successful.
Yeah, it is like.
So you like, you squuck out and they don't get the pussy.
You like, damn!
Think about it.
If you was a fucking billionaire, you had all the money in the world.
Everything you ever tried to do, you succeeded at me.
Right.
But you ain't have no.
pussy at home?
Shit.
Yeah. Yeah. You don't go home to
no pussy? None. That's how powerful
pussy is. Because, you know, ladies
if y'all didn't exist, niggas wouldn't do a lot
of this shit that we do.
Who gives a fuck about being clean if it ain't
no pussy? Naga, what the fuck am I impressing?
This nigga, he don't give a fuck about me.
Hose is part of the success.
You didn't hear what Drake said he wanted. I want the
money. The cause.
The hose.
I suppose.
They are. Let me tell you. We can't
do nothing without female right y'all the balance that would have that would be a
nightmare we just wake up and it'd be like no women no women what the fuck boy I'm
never coming out the house I don't know about y'all but I'm about to go right
ain't no more pussy ooh ain't like way you gonna go borg with a bitch is there I don't
know ain't no way we'll come up with something we'll figure something out we'll have
That niggas riding around America 24-7.
Uh, we don't know, we're still looking.
Somebody gonna find it, it wasn't.
I ain't fucking no blow up, dog.
What?
No, me neither.
Sound like those bitches up there.
Just, you're yelling the wrong shit, man.
You at the wrong show.
That's another show.
I like that lady.
I believe she's special or something,
because she'd just be yelling out shit.
Whatever.
I know, she might say, we got to speed.
A. D.C., I think that lady up the A.1
on Rice Krispie Tree.
you had yeah she on that shit okay I need that goddamn shirt you make me one I've been
speaking well man what kind of oh you got the shirt let me see the shirt you
don't see the shirt will you get them done at Albany Mall let me see that shirt
them just nice yeah stand up let's see the shirt I want to see the shirt five
Shit, I don't make it in a little one of the sea.
Oh, you bought it?
Who did you bought them?
Online.
From who the fuck, seller shirts with us?
We ain't selling that shit.
You bought that online.
You ain't get this off our website.
She made it.
She lied.
You couldn't get it off our website, so you went to another nigger website.
I got caught.
I bought this.
You know.
That's a black people.
shit for you right there you don't want to got the equate 85 South shirt
that's a fat oh who the fuck selling shirts with us on it it's probably you know
what now that I think about it's probably a lot of motherfucking selling shirts
with our faces on them everywhere you think you know how the game go you are
B B BW yeah you ain't hit built like Ruben studded
That's what it is.
And this is my sorry for, 2004.
Hey, fellas, imagine a woman trying to flirt with you,
but she ain't saying nothing but tough shit.
I got four brothers, and I'm a BBW.
Like, when you gonna get to the good part?
You said, I got four brothers, niggil.
I'm still pulling up.
I like you.
My brothers outside, I don't give a fuck.
I like you.
Put it up.
Huh?
I just need a friend.
Why?
Jay and win.
She keep waiting for every silent.
We got to write this shit up.
Yeah, they're kicking us out.
They're kicking us out.
Who?
Who?
Come on.
Let's ride around one more time.
Man, get your ass.
Leave that later alone, man.
Her battery going to die.
You gotta save some of your battery, ma'am.
You gotta get back in the van and everything.
What's your name, boo?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Coco
Wheelchair diva y'all show some love
Coco the wheelchair diva
Coco the wheelchair diva
Wait a minute, D.C., her man sitting back there
In that chair, you can't take her nowhere
Hey, I could've been born in the 70s.
I'd have been on cocaine fucking everything.
That's not your man?
I think y'all just broke up.
What happened in your head right now?
You got a small.
Hold up, Albany, hold up.
Before y'all stop leaving, before y'all start leaving, we got to get the picture.
Because this is the first show of 2020.
And we need to show everybody, when we kicked it, motherfucker.
We can't be booked to all.
So everybody's been yelling and shit.
Calling people on that sad, stand up.
Everybody stand up.
Yeah.
We're going to take this picture.
How many?
Hey, L-B-A-N-Y.
Everybody stand up.
Stand up.
We in Albany.
Everybody stand up.
Can I tell you about your cookies?
How are y'all doing?
Let me take this shit.
Oh yeah.
We're right here.
Get down here, flat.
Come on here.
Come on.
Come on.
Pick up and put on.
O-E-N-O-E.
We in Al-B-B-A-N-Y.
One more time, B-S-E-S-V-A-N-Y.
AL-B-A-N-Y-A-N-Y.
AL-B-B-A-N-Y-L-B-A-N-Y.
Al-B-B-A-N-Y.
It's been real.
We appreciate y'all coming out.
We appreciate y'all!
We appreciate y'all!
We appreciate it!
We appreciate it!
We appreciate it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
We're out here.
Come on, baby.
Albany, we like y'all, we appreciate y'all.
Albany, we like y'all.
Albany, we love y'all.
What's up, baby?
Happy 38, four.
I love y'all.
We love y'all, Albany.
Yeah.
We'll be back.
We're coming out for the meeting.
Just a minute.
We like y'all.
Love you, all.
Appreciate y'all.
Albany, give it up for the 85th job show.
One more time, Alvany.
I don't know what I'm coming.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what they are.
You come?
You come?
I'm big boy.
I capped out a little bit.
I capped out.
Oh shit.
First show in 2020.
That bitch is lit.
He'll take a picture.
You make me look like an asshole.
You look like an asshole.
Like I just didn't want to take pisses.
Like, uh, so goddamn thirsty.
Oh, God damn thirsty.
Take it time, baby. Great work, Carlos, is always.
Oh, my dick, and that shit, my money.
Yes, sir.
Shit.
Albany, Georgia.
Love, man. Way to kick off the tour. We love y'all, Albany. Appreciate all the love, man. That's the way we kicked off 20-20. We're coming to a city near you, a city around you, or a city up and through and by you.
A city between you. A city that was close to where your auntie used to sit.
Y'all did. Down there by your granddaddy house.
Hey!
Ha!
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
That's fucked up.
For real, y'all.
Ha, ha.
A.
What's all, nigg.
They do?
Drop love these.
Tick talk.
Ah!
What I'm learning about in booty day.
Take it with ya.
Ha!
Ah!
Oh, there she go.
This is this.
Come on.
Game stop, man.
Come on.
What's up?
Manning.
Yeah.
Go.
Don't drink out a sippy cup.
Game stop manager.
When I get that,
yeah, five.
Come on.
What's up?
Oh, this.
Oh, that's a crazy answer, man.
You know,
went to jail and everything in this, bitch.
You know what's three trying to carry that.
Come on.
Come on.
Ha ha!
Who is told him?
I told you that.
Longed ass.
When you was only bitch, um, four-wether.
What bitch, four-willer?
Oh, wait, Besty here, Besty.
No, the fuck.
That is my Besty.
Oh, you did.
Bessie.
What's your time I said?
Bessie.
Okay, come on.
Come on.
How you like on this?
I was looking the wrong way.
Three-sum, everybody say threesome.
That's the fourthsome.
That's the four-some.
Hey.
Who are, girl?
Go, go.
Oh, go.
Go away.
Go away.
Come crazy.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Hey, this worship shop.
She's the president.
What?
What?
You know what I'm going to do.
You know what I'm going.
Let's keep the road.
Go on.
Y'all take it two at the time and that's your picture.
Yeah, that's your name.
Yeah.
I'm not going to move.
I'm going to have a whole shit, man.
I've been pressed on.
That's up.
Oh.
I'm trying to get my phone.
I don't know
She's all right
You can't get that
She got me
I don't know what she's
She is outside
She is right there
What I do is
I want my ass
I don't know
Who told that girl I was gonna eat the ad
I don't know if she's talking about
This is my disclaimer
I don't even eat that
Thank you.
A lot of trouble.
This is the one that he said you would go eat my booty.
When you came to in a wheelchair, you said that.
She did not say that.
She did say that, bro.
Did he be back, boy.
You ain't shit.
I thought you were cool.
You ain't shit.
I did not you.
I didn't know.
Where have you ever heard you said?
Put out, I have never used to eat your hands tonight.
Love you, bro.
No, did not say you know.
The birthday, I don't know what him.
We got to be a lot of the qualifications.
I need you know all.
I got to be a name, birthday.
I know your mom.
About each your head, I'm on your wheel.
What?
You can't tell nobody.
You can't tell nobody.
Don't what life is here.
You're like that.
Right there.
Right.
On the first tour stop, just eating the ass the first date?
Fuck no, I got 40 minutes.
She's gonna fucking rise.
We eat nags on the first, we're sick in the first five.
Man, shit's on the tree.
Put the old man.
You don't know.
I don't know.
Now I'll round it out like I'm black hole.
Bang.
Those are going to be wet.
Everything.
My ass going to be scooped now.
Right.
No, right?
You're walking like you.
You have that opening.
No, I was up there.
I can't see.
What are you from?
That's a camera man.
Look at.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Oh.
Very good.
Deuce is, big.
I didn't get the other one.
No, no, no.
No, no.
You're about it off them.
Oh.
Yay!
We got it!
Thank you.
What's up, girl?
I like your braces.
Yeah, there Rick James.
I'm very picky, girl.
Take your rubber bands off for me.
They want you, don't take up to mama.
She will never let your spirits down.
The girl is for the picking.
She is all right.
Watch the kid her up the street
She likes the boys in the band
What's up a left?
No, you are 40.
That's what she is.
What's up?
40, yeah.
All right.
That motherfucker
is strong.
Thank you.
Oh, I like the shirt, baby.
Oh, I like the shirt, baby.
Nice bag.
That was a nice bag.
That was, yeah.
How you living, my dog?
Shit, I wish I did it.
I wish I had it.
Look at y'all in love and shit.
We're back in here.
We're coming close to the camera.
You, I can just stand right here.
That's how black boy on my phone.
They sing by anything.
Because Jesus said, he's coming out.
Jesus said he comes.
I said he comes and ah ha ha ha ha ha
You put your selfie on your phone
That nigga right this sign of Jay Cole
Earth game
This is playing
All big work
The economics is trionic
God define the gift
Your half is exonically
Look up, girl, how you doing?
Get your way over here
And if you roll me up on this
Because Jesus gonna make a way
Jesus is God to make
Ain't no way
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
All the time
Oh my god
Fucky me brook nays
That's right
Right
love bro man
I enjoy you
Yeah
His coach
He's going to have
His soul
He's going to ever
Why don't we have to tell?
Real level.
Hear that, man.
It's real leather.
We got a book.
The new kids in the mound.
The new kids are the mouth.
There's no head and mouths.
It's nice.
No black people. We love pictures.
We're gonna read a book and we got some pecs.
We can't read. You know you guys.
They gotta be entertained.
Okay, that's what it's sad.
Look at him.
Nick ain't never ring.
He'll look at a picture.
He got a young.
Nick.
Book be upside down.
Right.
For you baby.
What's up?
Hold mine in your back.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
I'm dead.
New kids.
Thank you, Ms. Afrobras.
The mom.
What's your man.
What's up, man.
You're shabble, you're speaking.
Look at you.
Oh, man.
Ah!
Ha!
I got to tell you skinnyfish is what that.
Don't you let them skinny bitches intimidate you.
Fuck that clip.
You hear me?
You hear me?
Oh, Mimmy.
Oh.
Back, baby.
Thank you, baby.
He in love with your eyes over this.
Next time you'll get your argy to call him, niggins.
What's up, Bradford?
What's up, Bradford?
That nigga head.
Hey.
Hey, that bitch, don't worry.
Oh, oh,
birds.
For real.
That my niggie, you know those two?
Man.
Yeah.
For real.
That nigga, that's tough.
That my niggas.
That my niggas.
What, what?
All the designs.
He got out.
Oh, got that's ah!
Okay, I like you with Jersey Natasha?
Oh, that's a lot.
I thought they're a real.
Me bitches up.
Slops up. She ain't playing.
Get the slops up.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Get the slaps off.
You know, no.
Oh, shit.
Take this goddamn bitch.
Let's smoke you move.
She'll knock it out?
You're getting this shit, bro.
Somebody.
Somebody's chest, oh man.
Okay, so man.
The chip?
The chair?
Okay, cool.
Okay, come.
Next up,
you know.
You got the phone.
You got the phone in the boat.
You got the phone in the boat.
You're going with him?
Put that blue turn.
One of the coasts, right?
I appreciate y'all, me.
With that blue shirt on.
Really?
What are you?
Yeah.
Oh,
I appreciate your family.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I'm going to be too.
Come on.
Go.
BTA.
Hey.
Come on. This is the family right here.
Shoot just for the family.
This for the family, I'll say something.
All right, good.
That's pretty easy, huh?
Appreciate it.
Thank y'all for being so understanding.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, man.
Good for you, man.
Call me, man.
Get with me now.
We're gonna go fishing, y'all.
Come on.
For real.
I appreciate it, bro.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh.
Come.
now you're with me we're supposed to be going fishing now hell the weather than broke let's go
truth nether home and be by you a shadow I want to look I will be sure that the lady is
We got to take a selfie from you.
Who's Naomi?
That's all I want to know.
I'm going to tattooed your own name.
I am.
You don't forget your name?
I'm looking at both bitches.
I'm looking at both bitches.
I'm caught at home.
Come on, Naomi.
Come on, Naomi.
I'm going to get ready for your house.
Oh, you're ready for your car.
Thanks, Ney Neyne.
Thank you.
Hey, they came from Duny, Georgia.
She had my brand me over in the parkland.
My name in Georgia.
She had to get a big sister to the voucher.
My mother.
My mother.
One thing I know about women with dreads.
They're freaky.
Come on, Mama.
You gotta get one in here with your mom.
Come on, Mama, get in here.
Somebody hold a chair.
Don't put their purse on the floor.
That's a baby, ma'am.
Get in here, Mom.
Damn, mother.
I want to be milked.
I'm supposed to have her.
You have my heart?
Who's going to see?
No, great.
Go to be watching this.
Come on.
All right.
Yeah.
Tomorrow is your job.
Go to sleep.
We got your moment, yes.
All right, you guys be sweet.
Newton, Georgia.
No, mama, you be dangerous out.
You fuck that safety shit.
Hey, hey, you don't want to give you a little one tab.
Come on, Miss Jerome.
Yes, sir.
Come on, right, that man, right that man,
how you doing, baby?
It's how she walked up.
Am I?
Or am I?
Come here, Coyne.
Come on, dude.
Oh, dude.
Come on, Cray.
That's why you act like that?
Come on, she's in my wife.
Glad mom right here.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
We're gonna take your mama.
I ain't believe.
We got you got.
Oh.
Hey, and we will steal your mama too.
Can I say we'll still your mama?
He's still your mother.
Roy!
All your side have to me fucking
I know you.
It's a way.
I don't know that.
I guess.
I'm sure.
What I'm going to war.
What type of niggas is y'all?
What type of niggas is y'all?
Yeah, shit got quiet now.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
How do you think?
You think they got rich.
The whole thing is getting money.
These thing is only smoking half the blood.
They're putting it out.
What?
You've got dropped up for something.
He thinks he's smoking, like, they got a tech,
better than one.
I bought everybody
I bought everybody
What we're looking like?
Your first trial is free?
Yeah
I would get a new faith woman
Him getting one of him went home to
Two more little light-skinned girl
You stay in the night or you're going in?
I'm staying.
I'm going.
Yeah.
That's fine.
I have my version of that.
Yeah.
We're after that.
Yeah.
We're after that.
Thank you.
He didn't know what he should have to see it there?
Now he's going, man, he couldn't even put my picture out with Pastor Trund or shit,
you should have put it out, fuck me.
Your Pastor Troy, you have to say that.
Oh, everybody knows it, he ain't have to say it.
You have to say it.
That's a learn, man.
It is what it is.
That's why I had to get my black.
Woo!
I started making shit.
You're gonna see you're a black man.
Let's see.
See, somebody give me titty.
I'm putting black titties back in time.
I need that.
We need that.
It's aeriodas.
They don't never show tithes in the black mood.
Ariolos.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You ain't never seen Angela Batchett.
Nibble.
He's the right.
Last time I've seen it.
That's the kid.
What Tiddle was up?
Gary O.
Huh?
How?
Lala?
It was the biggest movie.
That's one of my top five disappointing Tilly.
I love Lala, but I had so much.
I had so much hype built off of them Tickets over the years.
And then you see me.
Then I've seen it
I've seen it
I haven't seen it
I wish I hadn't seen
I need that time back
I need that time back
I hope I'll never see
Billetton, that was one of my favorite
deal
Bill's a box and Tyre Bank
did I'm my favorite
Why? Why I've seen Tower Bank
to it? They didn't know
Oh yeah, it's right.
Okay, Loz, I got some nice moving titties for you.
Y'all remember my house?
Spike Lee.
Remember my Hallie Berry of her show her titties?
And they gave a million dollars.
No, that was a swordfish.
Oh yeah, that was nice getting me.
Spike Lee put him on Rosie Parade.
Oh yeah.
Do the right thing.
Oh, yeah.
Do the right thing.
She is, uh, Jason Learie.
Motherfucking, um, Jay the Pink.
I got one for you, though.
Titty.
Come on.
Come on.
That titty was sitting perfect.
Come on.
That titty was sitting.
That titty was the fire and grabbing.
Yeah.
Damn.
Go back and watch.
I remember.
I grew up.
Yeah, yeah.
That was the moment.
Were they for a note?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
You're like that.
Black Tiddley.
Get a man, man.
Get a man.
They went straight to the kitchen car.
They're popping.
Top five Tiddle in black cinnamon.
We got to do.
Half grill.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hands down.
Half grill.
And I think that was in Sheba, baby.
Coffee.
Coffee.
Both said, jeez, bro.
When it comes to a titty,
I don't take.
It's a little.
Oh.
Titty.
Oh, what?
What?
You know what?
And, um.
Teresa Randall, Girl 6, remember Girl 6, and she had to do the interview, she took the shirt off?
Oh my God, Ben made watching the whole movie work.
Yeah, I fucks with that.
Carrie, what, what did he do you know, and Jacob, she showed her to her to her Zagra?
Oh, Carrie, watch.
She been sure her today, she's got a hat.
Remember she's got a hat. Paula Parker, she pulled a tear that way, and she got it ended.
Are there said he's in Tyler Perry moving him? Never. Never be one tail in Tyler.
Never. Never.
I wonder why.
Cut.
I wonder why.
Not even but these two.
But he don't need your bus.
You don't need your bus.
I don't want to see a chip.
I don't want to see that shit in my films.
Hey, real talk, that's why he made his own studio.
Because the big showing a titty, he was like,
no, I don't have my own shit.
Where nobody could show titty.
He did my own organization.
So he made a whole nougar.
That's all like nimbus.
Yeah.
Oh, that nigga hate color.
That nigg is gonna get that shit about the movie.
Do you like titty?
Nah, he ain't gonna cut.
Yeah, that's a fight.
I'll tell you what you ain't seen,
you don't know about that live of smoking.
Oh.
Did I bring it?
No, I got it.
I don't think I brought it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's what about the tape stuff.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
Damn.
That was high as a bird.
This is the best shit.
He was high.
This is the best shit, right?
This nigga got some of the most.
Got some of the most controversial jokes that you have...
This nigga got a joke where he said,
don't you ever suck your dick
because then you'll get a dick to him.
Who's that?
That's what he said.
The nigga said, don't ever fucking faggagg's
because the fagg's going to tell everybody.
I'm quoting this now.
The niggins said, don't ever fucking bag because he's going to tell.
He can wait to tell.
As soon as he gets a chance,
he never gets who I had up here yesterday,
but the nigg got more bitch in him than me.
This is the shit.
And nobody would have that.
If you want to see some shit that can not even be recorded in this here, watch this.
This shit crazy.
Oh, you know, blackie titty.
Oh, no, Mama, that's enough.
I don't know what I'm trying my shirt.
Thank you, thank you.
Are you welcome, beautiful?
Nice meeting, y'all.
This, Gerald.
Yeah, I have a safe trip.
Thank you, Lord.
Do you like that.
Thank you.
Good.
We used to do this when it was kids.
No.
Sniff the market, Trump would feel.
Get on there here, she played tennis!
What's the good?
He's strong.
Strong.
He does not care.
Tennis, though.
She's like a lot.
Shoot, boss.
Best God.
It's like a small fort.
A ugly-ass shot.
He was going to go to the girls
but they had to take it in jail when he was a half group.
We got it.
We got it.
We got an ugly-ass shot.
Hey, baby.
I like you, like that.
What's up, girl?
Listic on your life
You got list it on your life
You got list on your life
Oh, no
Lackiella
I'm going to be
I'm going to make
Cocoa!
Coco!
Co-co!
Come on out!
Make one out.
Mickey up with some Macon,
the Sneeze.
What's up?
And just the kindergarten teacher,
her kids don't talk in the hallway.
I know kids don't talk in the hallway.
For real.
The kids I teach you?
The head class in the whole?
Oh, gee.
What I'm talking about?
What's all right?
What's up?
They don't talk in the hallway, and they act right in his asses.
But you got one little boy.
He's bad he just wants some students.
He don't got anything.
He ain't a bad student.
Take him what you're talking about.
Oh, he buried talented.
He doesn't get the type of attention that he needs.
He's going to start showing up.
He's going to get no attention at home.
He's mama young.
What are you?
Mama real.
His mama child.
His mama child.
She thinks you're just in front of the game,
don't raise no better than that.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, yeah.
You already know what it is.
What's up here?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
That's hard, man.
That's hard.
Hear thee.
How go!
How come!
How come!
How are you still with that prayer
how are your name with me?
Oh, yeah.
Too high head and two feet.
You're right.
Strong.
Rob up.
Like ab cook.
Put that meat on your leg.
Put that meat on cocoa.
Put that meat on cocoa.
Put that meat on you.
You're playing.
You know, you're going to love.
Yeah.
Now I've been loving.
Now I'm in love.
You know, that I'm fucking.
Fuck you.
She said what?
She said, boy, better start playing.
Uh-oh.
Wait, let's start playing.
I love you, Cucco.
Make sure you put the tag up.
Put the tag is on the wheel.
Your name tag.
On the right side.
You looked at the wrong side, ma'am.
She said she's a beast.
You know why?
Hey, because she said she said she
like Chico B. Hey, I said, hold on, wait, I know what I've seen.
You was taking selfies with Chico B.
I said, no, I just take him with Chico,
because that's your man, the last action, Negro.
Oh, take the saggy text, get your lead.
Stop!
There, go, take it right, bucket.
D.C., make it come, Mrs. Cloud,
her titty long, you see, stop.
These kitties are nice
All right, come on.
I love your tittings.
They make me more shit.
Oh, my gosh.
What's that like?
How are you doing that?
Nice to make you.
One thing about all that,
y'all can be fucking Twinsuit game.
First of all, I'm not here from here.
Where are you from?
Oh, Detroit.
Yeah, but I stay in comments, so I had three guys.
I can head of Detroit, yeah.
You want to head in Detroit.
What I've done?
I'm fucking...
You can't have it all right?
You gotta go back to Connoisse?
I was about to say.
Because here, it's three hours to Atlanta.
Then you throw Kanye's in there.
That's a whole nother hour.
It's three hours.
What's a dude?
You're like, if you was born in the business, you'd still put a big friend.
I'd take her to the Kahn Club.
My father's a dad like this.
Oh, yeah.
I'll just...
You go ahead.
A sock hop
A sock hop
Hey!
Yes means yes!
Yes
No is a consent
Silent isn't consent
Only yes is consent
He's too thick
Don't feel nothing nothing but deep
Right
You might be on put your dick in an A.C.
Duck
Right
Right
Right
filter on your dick. God, damn show.
Hold the filter on you.
You got a full line.
I got a condom line.
Shut out to the lady that bought the dick filters.
Yeah, I need one of those.
And he didn't go young naked.
And your son,
ah, ha ha ha ha.
Come on, where's that?
They're gun in this.
With you.
I'm doing it.
Yeah, we're not angry.
We're not.
Very good.
You can't get them.
Thank you.
Thank you.
How many?
How many in him?
You can scan it with a smart one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You got me.
How many in him?
A whole place.
You want that we don't like it, man?
That's right, man.
Come on your way.
I hate white beans.
Hello, my man.
Look at Ritter Rick.
Rite.
What's up, Ron?
In the back, in the back, in the back.
And I'm going to put the teeth in the box.
Anybody's not show fun.
Your skin, you're going to read a number.
Hello, he's crazy.
This is look, right.
You think I'm gonna walk over there?
No, it was disrespectful.
No, it was disrespectful when you did me like this like I'm a fucking prostitute.
I didn't, that's what you want to.
You did me like this, like I'm a straight hoax.
Who is both of y'all?
I mean, all y'all.
Okay.
What's our band?
She has fans.
I'm going to escape.
You want to take a picture with me?
You want to take a picture?
Right here, I want this to right here.
That is your...
That is.
Oh, I didn't know.
I didn't know.
You know.
I had a boy.
Got it.
Oh, thank you.
All right.
I just hate pooing.
Is your...
Who know me here?
I ain't pooed know me.
You just did.
You just did.
Why I oughta?
I had to fucking over here.
Well, you can get, she's like group up.
Taking a picture for us, he's poohs over here.
This is he's looting.
You got making her?
All right, that means these bitches are no faces.
This is like chicken food, take it out of the freezer.
Wait, because why are you bleeding back?
Unthaw, potato edges!
Ah!
Ah!
Polarious!
I used to get my left too.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Hilarious!
Ha!
Ha!
You got it.
Ah!
Back to lightning.
Wow.
Back to lightning.
Back to it.
Back to it.
Back to it.
They can't wait for them doing their head.
She weren't bored you, but she's scared to see her.
She's going to get scared.
She's going to get scared.
Go on.
Go on.
She said, stop him.
That's up.
Dream girls, what's up, baby?
Dream girls, what's up, baby?
Real dream you get us
Oh, all the way from all of me
That's my phone
Yeah, I see her at the water
Oh real
Yeah, you sound like y'all already
I know, right?
It's not a friend, yeah?
Oh, you're going to go away
You're done?
You're done?
No, two-fitting.
Oh, three, man.
What's that?
Great man, great man, great man.
Yeah, and you don't stop, I say yeah, and it don't quit, I said what?
Hi.
All right.
You guys, you guys.
Shout somebody.
Somebody.
Oh, what's up, man?
Yeah.
Oh, oh, what's up, man?
Oh, man.
What's up?
Hey.
Oh, man.
What?
She said 12.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah.
Leg.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm a ring on by this, so making a lame-hie.
Hey, boy, that kid, that guy, rocked me in that way.
Hey, boy, that coat got me so hot, my make them.
Leach them seven's out there, too, man.
He was thinking I sent the fish and everybody.
Just you take the picture on you.
You're part of the grossly.
What's up, man?
You might get on your own your own.
You got the goddamn one stand the time boots on.
Oh, whoa, ooh-oh, ooh-oh.
You're sharp, coach.
Ah, that's how you look like ghosts in cash for me, I'm on.
How about did he?
You know, paint what pop-bye?
D-D-T on.
What's on me?
How hood nigginsie be talking, when they like girls, I don't know what to say.
That's gonna beat your way.
That thing, that crazy and fuck.
I like you.
Ooh, man.
Get out of the car.
You know what you say.
What's up then?
Talk people.
You're coming to the mickups.
You have a little.
Hey baby.
Hey, baby.
We gotta start hugging like to tell you.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Hello, D.C.
Give us, we'll need an intermission.
We'll take an intermission.
I want to start doing that too, right?
I want to eat hub.
I'm like, aye, aye, my man.
I don't get this.
That was fucking delicious.
Come on, babe.
Come on, man.
Come on.
We're Italian.
She's not smart.
Thank you.
Girl?
Yes, he's doing.
She's going to tell them to grow.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
We're going to the show tomorrow.
Really?
Who comes to this other?
Thank you, baby.
They got on that cold life.
I don't know what you're trying to do.
You got your shoes.
She got your shoes on.
She got your shoes on.
Come on.
You got me.
You got me.
She got your shoes on.
Yeah, she got your shoes on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
That's the one they got to look out for
I know what she had to be in the bottle of them naked food
I got to put on your head
I feel like a corpse of mine
I knew I wanted to obey and submit
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