The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Ali Siddiq in the Trap!
Episode Date: August 19, 2022Comedian Ali Siddiq (@alisiddiq) returns to the Trap with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly, and Clayton English! *Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || +Our Website: www.85southshow.com || +Custom Merch: www.85appa...relco.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Oh, shit.
Play me some of that good pimper shit, man.
We'll go ahead and start the shit off.
We'll set it off.
We'll set it off.
We'll set it off.
I got a light of blunt.
Y'all got a blunt lit.
I don't want to be a squabre.
I can't smoke here.
Why not?
Your bud got that moon rock in you.
In one of.
In one of them.
See, that's the thing.
You don't know what one in this?
He don't even remember which one he put the real shit in the room.
And I wouldn't put it in this one.
And I was like, you know what?
That's been pearl too.
That's been a little caps.
No, because I...
I don't know the whole thing and then that you don't.
I'll never use the whole moon rock.
You don't matter how it's moon rock you put in it.
If you get in there.
It's in there.
You know when you hit it.
You know when you hit it.
Oh yeah.
You know when you hit the piece of it.
Moon rock ain't nothing but weed crack.
That was the weed crack.
You can't get it grounded it up.
Uh-uh.
It's the new, it's the, uh-oh.
It's the new hashies.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know what they should get, but that's in the school.
The hash.
Remember the hashies?
Niggick, roll that bitch up into a worm,
blood burn for today.
Yeah.
This is a man, you been breaking, making me think about the old days, man.
Let me call you back, because my mama need to use the phone.
You're gonna have you, boy.
I said, let me call you back, because my mama need to use the phone.
Let me call you right back, because my mama need to use the phone.
I'm gonna hit you right back, play up, because my mama need to use the phone.
She used to pick that bitch up and just start talking, right?
Why you talking?
No, how you gonna be?
Huh?
Tell that girl by.
Just pick that bitch up, like, what y'all talking about?
Hurry up and hang up.
The bitch is waiting.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I'm about to get it.
I'm about to get a house phone.
I might just get a house for me.
Y'all ain't even old enough to know about the party line.
Used to see who called and hit star signan.
Or if you don't want them calling back, hit that start signan.
Hit that star six, seven and have a panic attack.
We used to have a phone book.
Nowadays, they don't even know how phones look.
Had that one with that spinner.
Use the index finger, put it in.
That's why I'm good at the finger in.
I used to dial up real quick and get the tingling.
Hit a chick with the dingling.
Get the talking to her.
We get the talking to her.
We get to mingling.
She's asking me in my relationship.
I'm singling.
You ain't seeing what I'm singing.
Being what I've been, they're gonna tell you
where I'm going.
Hold on, I hit you in the morning.
I'm making it rhyme.
I just wanna hit her up like a Star-69.
Matter of fact, call ID.
Going through my miss calls while I'm
I was outside. I'm trying to catch another ride and smoke on 85. Come on. Me and your mama.
It'd be me and your mama. Hey, me and your mama, I'm just chilling, smoke a blend with
your mama. I'm on some grown-man shit. Me and your mama's just chilling. We're going
smoke a little bit. You know she got her work in the morning, so I might just hit her off and put
to bed early.
I'm looking for a lady
named Shirley.
She curled her own house, so it's curly.
She make up the bed.
Everything that she cooked come with
some cornbread.
Old ladies cooking these peas.
Make sure you're full.
Take a bath and get some zees.
They suck dick once a week
because they're in the church
and swear they ain't no freaks.
But she lined them.
They're free.
Talk to them, D.C.
Oh, they free.
What the hell you got on their plate?
With nobody.
Uh, uh, the heat is on the side.
I'm about to go get it right.
In the mix it up, you are and I'm switch it up.
Everybody going to give up.
Everybody want to for heater.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me see the fajita.
Hey, I'll leave the interlude at least, man.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, youngs.
Faheta meat, spoils sometimes if you're on reheated rice.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Going back.
in my past when I used to get my ass for for being on the phone
and past my bedtime.
When I didn't wash the dishes and shit,
my mother would pitch a fit and she would treat me like a little bitch.
And she would get on the phone and say,
Hey, your ass off this phone right now.
I know that I'm talking to all smooth Billy Dee and shit.
Remembering the old days is the shit with my niggas on the 85 side.
Yeah, yeah.
You spit that spodeo, they don't delicious.
Amen.
Chicken for heaters.
Hey.
I'm gonna just let that rap for all the chicks in the hood
named Shaquita, Aquita.
Chicken for heater.
Teletia.
Alicia.
Sabrina.
Maisha.
Teleta.
All the Sopranes.
All the greens.
All the greens.
All the rings.
Next thing you know, they want to eat us.
All the kikis.
Cuey.
Mey.
Mey.
Big Niki nil.
Beat Tasha.
Beat Tasha.
Bit Tasha.
Big Tasha.
Big Tasha.
Fagina.
Big like her brother's.
Big like her brothers.
Big like her brothers.
Got a daddy bag.
Yes.
Strong just a motherfucker.
Every hood got a poo-poo.
Kool.
Aquita Bulls.
Serino.
Finito.
Badino.
Yeah.
Benito.
One girl named Erica with a big booty.
Topico.
Big booty Kim.
Serrito.
Ooh.
I'm scared here.
Taiko.
Taiko.
Taika.
Kayiko.
Nah.
Don't forget about Naima.
Ooh!
Tequita.
La Vida.
She was yelling like Chiquita.
Uh-huh.
I've been really trying to meet her.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't wait till I go see her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you know I might eat her like it's fajita.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
I had this bitch.
The bit was moving a little.
Yo, yeah.
So I learned like theita, aye.
Yeah.
Like a.
Yeah, yeah.
Got the three strike like a theater.
Yeah.
Oh, I taught her like a teacher.
Oh.
Ooh.
Hey, man, welcome back today to class South show.
I was going through some paperwork.
And we were just rated the number one black show.
That black men get their hair cut, too.
Come on, man.
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That's big facts.
Fat.
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This is the number one show they watch, too.
Number one amongst black mechanics.
We also induce labor.
Huh?
We also induce a lot of labor.
We induce a lot of labor.
We induce a lot of labor.
Number one show for pregnant women.
Yes, it is.
When they were about to break.
Yes, it is.
Shout out to all the pregnant women.
Going crazy.
Yeah.
We're inducing labor out here.
This is labor-induced.
Assade the feet and cut on an 85-south show.
That baby will be here in a minute.
Hell yeah.
This show has been rated.
Number one, to help yourself or stay.
No cap.
You got that baby here?
Yeah, it'll be here to be here.
Watch that episode 36.
Hey, today is a celebration, man.
That's my experience is so high, man.
Come on, we celebrate.
You know what I'm saying?
When it comes to this comedy shit, bro.
We celebrate.
We got one of hours in here, man.
Come on, man.
Man, my man just put out one of the dopest comedy specials.
In a long time.
In a long time.
In a long while.
On some independence shit, big salute, man.
Doing numbers.
Doing crazy numbers.
Held it down and putting it down.
Been to the, he ain't been to this trap before,
but he'd been to one.
He's been to a trap.
Yeah, the other trap.
But he ain't been to this trap.
Right.
He's been to the brick wall trap.
That's a fuck the trap.
Them legendary episodes, though.
That's a cage.
We're gonna welcome back.
One of the realist.
No, the other dead.
Uh-huh.
I play up for you.
What it is?
Ali Sadiq.
Hey.
No cap.
Yeah.
Game changer with that, yeah.
You say anything.
I want to say congratulations, man, on all your success.
Hey.
Hey.
Game changer with that one, boy.
Hell yeah.
That's your part.
Yeah.
And you did it your way.
Yeah.
I really had to, was forced to.
You know, Domino Effect was the way it was shot,
just to give y'all the back story,
because nobody else knows the story
besides on, um,
Rogan, and I gave them bits and pieces of it.
The special was actually bought by HBO.
We shot it for YouTube,
and then we shopped it,
and Netflix said it was trash.
Wow.
We'll get back to that.
We'll get back to it.
Yeah.
Netflix thing, it was a no-go.
Showtime gave us a reason why they couldn't do it at the time.
HBO said it was dope.
Bought it.
I was on Rogan.
I said some, I made a comment that they was against.
We parted ways.
Damn.
And the thing about it was when I looked at it,
When I look back at it, I wasn't even upset.
You know, I've lost things before,
and then I was upset about it.
But this one, I was like, okay, it wasn't for them.
Because if you're going to stifle what I'm saying
without no understanding, and you didn't do it
because of what I said, you did it
because you thought people were going to attack me,
and you didn't want to face that,
and it didn't happen.
Because people already knew, they're like,
yo, we know him for this.
So this is not, we're not offended.
So if y'all are offended, then that's on y'all.
We're not offended because we know that's not him.
And I said we're putting it out anyway.
Right.
And it's one of the things when you can counsel somebody
when you own somebody's stuff.
When you don't own it, you can't cancel them
because you don't own it.
So we just, we just respectfully parted ways and I went back on the road and did the same material that they was upset about because it was already a material that I was already doing.
You know, there's people already know because the way my mind, because I'm not even being offensive.
Right.
They're like, yo, this is, this is how he taught.
Right.
And he explains it because of error.
Right.
Everything is.
That's what it was.
Because I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, because it's the error that I'm, the error that I'm from,
certain things changed.
And I'm still around the people that's in the same error as me.
So we talk the same way.
Right, right.
So I'm not around these new people that they're sensitive to every goddamn thing.
I still talk, like I talk, and they're not offended, and they still, them.
Right.
What I'm saying, not changing them, just like what they say don't change me.
Right.
And hey, what my, what my goddamn clone?
That's who I'm by my clone from.
What my goddamn clone is where I'm at with it next?
Right.
But in this business of comedy, it's supposed to be about perspective.
Facts.
And it's individual perspectives with every person, because everybody's funny, man.
Anybody coming to see you be funny no more.
know you funny. When you're doing, when you're doing your work, they want to know how you
think, what you're about, what's your, what's your day to day, and are you funny in that realm
of what you're telling you? People want to be brought into another world that's not,
that's not theirs. And I think that society is trying to make everybody the same
and everybody doesn't feel the same. Yeah. And everybody doesn't think the same. And everybody doesn't
thing to say I can look at something rationally and say well even if it's against me I know
I know when I'm I know when I'm not on the on the level right I don't play I don't play games
with myself if you tell me something that's 100% me what I'm not going to do is ignore that
that's me right and try to defer that shit to something else right it is what it is I accept
who I am yeah and some in some things about me and some things about me
Some people don't agree with it, especially if you don't understand it.
So people are saying, why you didn't drop your special on Netflix?
Why you didn't do this?
But are you in the space that I'm in where do I want my material on somebody else's platform?
So when I put it on Instagram, I get copy-writing French for my own face and my own voice and my own thing.
I can't put out shit that's on Comedy Central.
Mexican got on Boots is one of the top stories in the goddamn world,
and I cannot post it on my page.
Damn.
Because I did it on Comedy Central.
Damn.
They own your material.
They own the likelihood of me doing it on their show.
I can record it.
Rerecording.
But what people saw me do it on was Comedy Central,
this is not happening.
That's what they're going to look for it.
So when they look for it, they look for it on this is not happening.
So you can't even post it on your page.
It's getting out.
It'll get flagged.
So then...
Even if it was like, yeah, you'd be chiming them out like, yeah, I was on these shows, salute, woo-woo.
It's, they own it.
So then bigger than these bars, my half-hour special.
Right.
The one you shot at the jail, right?
Let's go to the first one.
One of the biggest stories that come out of the first one, it goes around every year for the last shit.
Since it came out, eight years ago.
Fathers a year.
That's the half-hour special on Comedy Central.
It goes around.
Oprah put it on my pay.
All that shit is licensed from Comedy Central,
even though it's me.
It's my material.
Right.
But Comedy Central, every year,
because I did it on my half-hour special.
Then when you come to the Biggin' These Bars,
another Comedy Central special.
All of that shit is Comedy Central.
Every time you run it, when people,
I just, people hit me,
I just bought it on YouTube.
What shit in day?
All the money.
Yeah.
We call comedy, et cetera, some shit.
This is a little who just, who wants to say thank you because as is the do with me.
Right.
That's so you get it and that's why we created our own fucking app.
Yeah.
So that's the, and that's the thing.
They tell you got to drop your special online and shit.
We'll give your money.
All that.
And I do.
And I do it.
I got so many in the tank.
Because people don't realize that I dropped two specials this year.
epics the epics hour
and then bigger than these bars
the hour 20
yeah so it's
it's this
I'm happy that people are starting
listening to comedy different
than they have
because people get stuck
and I've been through all the phases
of people getting stuck
about being here for 24 years
the
the
the internet
era is nothing
like the Kings of Comedy
era. The Kings
of Comedy era was the fucking
worst era in comedy
if you wasn't one of the King.
Man, you had to find
a way to eat.
Yeah. Man, and this thing, this shit came out
in 2000. Yeah.
For
10 years, it
was the Kings.
He was
holding their money. Ain't no going to a goddamn comedy club,
nigga. I got $65
for me
and her, and we're not going to a motherfucking
comedy club. We're waiting so we can see
all four niggas at one time.
I'm not going to the comedy club. I'm going to the fucking
who come.
And then it was a runnystone that black people started
going to comedy clubs again.
And then
the king slowed down, and then
another era came after that and
bust everybody head open again.
The goddamn
Ricky Smiley
Then Cat
Right behind Ricky
Then Mike
Then Kevin
Yeah
Nick you had to find
Ways to do
Everything
So
Where did you
Where did you end up going
NBC
Yeah
You end up
You're seeing other routes
I have to be
Well diverse
Because this thing is
black people was holding their money
for one nigga at a time
and it's like, mm-mm, nigga, Ricky comes.
That was fucked up too.
Nick, nigga, Ricky coming, nope.
And after Ricky, I'm not sending
another nigga until, who coming, who coming?
Mike's coming, and I'm not seeing another nigga
until the end.
Right.
And we're going to the arena
and me and my wife going stunt
and we'll wait till the next thing to come out.
But we ain't had time of you, niggas?
Yeah.
Are you in the middle of the niggas?
Get your ass out of here.
Ooh, that's when it was WWF out here.
And then you had this era where niggas wasn't moving,
then they start doing these megatores.
Yep, with all the headliners.
Well, they all the head.
Nick, Bruce Arnett's, Rickett.
Everybody don't want, John D.C. Curry, man.
And it's the comedy explosion, nigga.
Ooh.
And now you down.
12 niggas on that bitch.
12 fuckers on that bitch.
And everybody's swinging.
For 95 hours.
Everybody got their household.
name headlining.
Just as much, you told the nigga at the casino,
you wouldn't dare come down there for $300.
Now, you call that nigga to see if the show full.
Hey, man, you got one more space.
Because I got to be there.
This is what you actually do.
This is no other, ain't no other checks.
Ain't no other checks.
So it's no other money.
I'm surviving.
I wasn't doing DVDs.
Everybody was doing DVD.
Yeah, yeah.
And you were doing DVD?
That damn, yeah.
They had to have a joke.
Everybody had to let him went to the same print-up, dude, damn there.
Yeah.
Every thing from Atlanta and everywhere was showing up in Houston.
A stack of DVDs.
Nick, with a ring with plastic slip cover.
They already had, niggas.
I ain't got time for no outside of box.
That's what you were trying to maximize the property.
They just be 90 cents with the sleeve.
Think about this.
I mean, that was the way,
that was the first way that Nick,
They're putting their special out, the first underground way.
Now if you go back and you just think if you had everybody DVD from that era,
nigger, and you put this shit together, you can literally probably make a dope-ass documentary
or at least a movie about this shit.
Because every comedian in every city had a DVD.
Five dollars.
I had a $5 one that was all about 30 minutes to cut up me doing 10 here, 10 here,
10 here and some shit talking in between.
And let's be real about some of these DVDs.
Some of the bitch was blanked in the motherfucker.
Oh, man.
Let's be real about it.
They were something mad at me one time.
I thought I was going to get shot about that shit, bro.
I'm going to put it no more.
Nicar.
The nigga came back the next time I was at there.
I'm going to say 92% of the DVDs.
If you try to put a document together, the lighting, the sign, all sorts of shit is wrong with the DVD.
The quality going to radio.
My niggity, darling, you say, man, look at my DVD.
I'd be watching this shit.
I'd be like, nigger, is this nigga talking?
Yeah, the sound don't match the performance.
Man, this shit is kung fu theater.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
Nigger had DVD.
Nigger would hit in the screen half the set.
I think I had Keynes on bootleg.
No, we were talking about these niggas.
We made them.
Shoot their own shit.
Oh, y'all had their own shit.
These terrible film making niggins got somebody got a nigga,
they got a nigga shooting the DVD and this nigga laughing.
He'll put the camera down and got this thing on stage.
Oh shit.
And so he ain't, he ain't, he ran through it.
He didn't put this, press this shit up and that's what he even put on DVD.
That's fucked up.
Out of the Trump, man.
Out of the trunk.
That's how you had to get it.
It was, it was.
It was around too, but I'm glad I came back when I came out.
Boy, I'm telling you.
The only way.
to pay the club to record that shit.
The club, I used to remember the club, some clubs
had some kids. It still ain't looked good.
The motherfuckers. So I'm saying, like, some of them had some good,
at least a good. Man, it's still
that looks good, nah. It's a good look.
Like, with some clear audio and there was our,
you ain't have to do shit too. Now your audio be
clean. Yeah. The audio was always
useful. And that was the thing with
audio, I was putting, I was
putting out albums while everybody
else was putting out DVDs.
Yeah. So, when XM Radio
took off, you had
My content went to XM Radio, because they had all those comedy channels.
So, um, that's why I was making my money at it, because it was in constant rotation.
Oh, man.
That should be fucking me up.
Sometimes you jump to the real car and just ran back from the shirt.
I'd be really.
And then you fuck around and hit one of them Carlos Miller's junk.
You're like, niggas, God, I see you.
That's fine.
Right around listening to me.
They get people to your show, too.
It does.
People say, I heard you on the radio on XM on the satellite.
How y'all get on SM?
You was four hours away.
You don't know.
It's on that movie.
Whoever we shot this shit for.
Audio, you put out of out, I got to come down and they go on there.
They always, for that L.O.L.
Clips, L.O.L.
They use that shit.
It's either the L.O.L.
We didn't got robbed a lot.
Used to be a lot of little companies.
We didn't got robbed a lot.
A lot.
Yeah.
Something, a red roof, something.
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Who was you inspired by them?
Oh man
First of all, them bills
They were definitely inspiring
I had to go get that money
For them deal.
Definitely.
But, man, when I first started, it really wasn't a lot of, it was always the people who
I grew up watching.
And it was like, my first introduction to comedy was like Carol Burnett.
The Calabinet show.
You know, watching the Carabinette show and he-ha and all this.
Because, you know, you wasn't going out to see comedy and it wasn't on TV.
And it wasn't on TV, ratherly,
because all the black comics is mostly dog.
Right.
I remember when I was watching Carol Burnett as a kid,
remember when he used to go off?
They used to have a little cartoon lady.
She'd come out and do mommy.
Then she looked around and scratch her ass.
That used to be the funniest shit to me.
I used to watch the whole Calabonet show
just to see when that little cartoon lady
looked around and scratch her ass.
Nah, she had the whole show, but her clothes and credit,
you know how the show is in.
You know how to end the, like, like.
When the credit roll.
live and sing would be like, woo-hoo,
and that bitch on the windmill, like it was her little thing
like that when it was a big mind of it, yeah.
Boy, that sure used to be.
That was, nice, hell.
Ears come out and fly away.
You remember, like, the show,
he-ha and.
That was the country shit.
Explain to him what he-ha is.
That's the country, uh, improv show, type.
And it was a, it was like a sketch show,
and it was a sketch show,
and they had a bunch of funny hillbilly-ass humor
That was fucking hysterical.
And you just watching, and you didn't have this sense of race funny.
Right.
You're just watching this shit was just fun.
Like mama's family was funny.
Mama's family was funny.
Three company was funny.
Me and my grandma is going to hell out of this.
Mr. Friend of Shump and that bitch came in the motherfucker with the look at them
scarf to have with the bow right now.
But he wasn't on.
He wasn't on.
He wasn't on.
He wasn't on.
He didn't wore him in there.
Both of them huddle on a little.
No, he wasn't.
Jack was after.
Jack was after everything else.
Jack would spit water in their ass.
He spit water right in their face before he tried to fuck water them.
Hey, Chrissy, are you might stepping out of that?
I got a date coming through.
He was not interested in the moment.
It'll be some bad blonde though from the airline.
Come on, man.
Jack was, man, you man, Jack and Larry at that wriggle beagle?
The wriggle biggle bigel was going down.
This niggles was going down to the boy.
Just it.
But now that I'm grown, though, we were talking about Mama's family.
Every time I heard him say the bigger jigger, I always kind of just raised the red flag.
I don't even remember that part.
That was the little...
Grocery store or something?
No, that was the...
I think it was either the grocery store or the little club they used to hang out of it.
The bigger jigger.
We're growing down to the bigger jigger tonight.
Yeah.
O'Vern.
Vince.
You know, what that other one was?
Not love and marriage.
Married children.
I'm married, yeah.
No, the one with the fat white man,
you knew he was racist.
Archie Bunker?
Archie, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He said a nigga on his show.
I know he did.
Yeah.
All the time.
Yeah.
But it was a good show.
All the time.
All the time.
Speed chucker.
You know, you know what's crazy?
The writers, it's like you'll think they're racist,
and then the same writers are a spin off
and a black show that you fucking love.
And it's the same, it's the exact same people.
and they, if you think about it at this time,
you never saw black people struggling on TV,
besides good times.
We gotta find a way to capitalize
of racism as black people, though.
It's some kind of way that we can monetize this shit
and I fail.
They got to.
Every time they do it, it's a check coming.
You can sell it.
I wonder who gonna be the first.
We're gonna sell it like 2K points.
Like 2K money, like VC.
Come in like crypto.
Yeah, you get a little racist.
You get a little racism corns.
Mm-hmm, every time she had like, bing.
That motherfucking go up.
Got three coins, bitch.
Keep on top.
They hide it so well.
They hide it so well.
They hide it so well.
They hide it so well.
No, they don't.
Shit.
Yeah, because it ain't even skin color racism.
Yeah, it's like, they let you know.
When they look at you, they like,
you're like, you don't fuck me, do you?
They don't even, they don't,
the way they do this shit is crazy now.
They like, like, it's like, it's like,
it's like they ain't hit you with the,
how can you say we're racist?
Look at what a,
done and then you're looking like god damn they did do that they didn't do shit we're just
we just woke and then I realized that we've been had an opportunity to do that shit I think
our biggest problem is making money on all the platforms that's the that's the whole other thing
that we that it's kind of hard to be like oh all the motherfuckers like that didn't go get a loan
for a house it's trying to fucking it ain't even hard to catch up the same white people who
races they don't fuck with them white people either fact that's the other thing they don't
fucking film like they don't know about the racism because the one thing they be saying now
that always trip me out is when they be like she said the quiet part out loud and so because
when the old girl said that thing about this is something that's saving white life and then they
was like oh she said the quiet part out loud I'm like oh the quiet part so that mean y'all got
a collective quiet part that you know you're not supposed to say but y'all all collectively think
You know what I think racism is like a spider web, right?
It's like the black community that we call up,
like when you walk through that shit,
it's like, we like, hey, man, some shit out here
and they're like, no, it's not.
Like, they know, but they're like,
we have nothing to do with that shit.
It's like a branch of white people that's like,
because they know it's hereditary.
They like, it's not us.
It's active racism in complacency, right?
It's really hereditary racism.
That shit, you can't get it from somewhere.
You see what I'm saying?
They just want to figure out.
Why we can capitalize off that shit, though.
Yeah.
We gotta find a way to get some money out of this shit.
We got to mobilize.
Niggas gotta start acting like you ain't supposed to fuck
with another nigger.
Like, that's just what it is.
And when niggas, niggas do what they see.
I'm saying, like, I'm talking about, like,
on the short end, we need to have our own goddamn
Confederate flag company or something, man.
Like, black communities, we should be doing something.
We should buy up.
We should be making a big fuss about these
Confederate flags, I'm like, but those flags come from black people.
That's the scandal.
We got to get whatever them, you got to buy a truck nut company or something.
Whatever they don't know we own the shit.
Like, what's the little, the deer logo they'd be putting in the shit?
Real tree.
Yeah.
We need part of the country where we can do imports and exports.
That'll kill a lot of shit.
They're going to stop using it.
No, they just know the companies they're using from the other countries.
Now we can trade with other countries.
Just like right now, we're going to gain.
No, that's terrorism.
They'll call us terrorists.
But this is what I'm saying.
What we trade?
We gave what we need.
That's the point.
We will see our own community.
We would be a country within a country.
We're just attached.
I'm saying, what would be the commodity that we have to trade for?
First of all of all.
First of all, we need to know what everybody is known to do for.
What are they known for?
What are they equipped to do?
And we figure out what we need.
This is the thing.
Oh, I got an idea.
You got to have something for them.
Infrastructure.
You have to have...
You have to have something.
You have to have something to barter with.
Yeah.
So what happened?
I got...
Let me piss this idea.
I believe you're going.
Check this out.
What if we went...
What if we were selling culture and we went to all these unseasoned as areas and developed the culture for them?
That's what they're doing.
They're watching it and they're doing it already.
They're doing it already.
It's called...
American history in one class.
We're going to take all the coaches.
How about we take the angle we do in real estate, right?
We find the area that somebody want to buy.
One of these big-ass tech companies, right, but they won't sell.
All black people move over there, like give us three years.
We'll have them out of here in no time.
But this is the crazy part about it, right?
You're fucking with it.
You crack it, Ali.
That's the one you like, though.
I've seen it.
Just the crazy part about it.
Wherever you stay at, you got to understand the agriculture and you got to know the value of the soil.
You're taking it too far.
I ain't taking it too far.
That's the gold mine.
Them niggas know where you're laying in.
That's why they want you out of there.
They know the soil.
Yeah, but it wasn't shit till we got there though.
But I'm trying to tell you.
When niggas know they soil, we already know this shit is abundant.
This is coming from somewhere else.
I don't have to really do nothing else for real.
The problem is you can know the soil if you don't own it already,
because they're not going to sell it to you.
It's not ours anyway.
It's not ours anyway.
because they have created a system that's taking it first of all how you go make us pay
property taxes once we hire rid of the gay you the money you just want more money it's hours for
real because they own the property and that's the thing were they to own the soil the people who bought
it that's what i'm trying to tell you the people who bought it is telling us you can forever
rip the soil how can we ever get the soil it's not there this this is this is not there this is this is
This is the, so domino effect.
This is the special, domino effect.
Because it's mine.
Because it was mine, it was shot by me.
So when it wasn't going to be played on their network,
it didn't harm me because I owned it.
I could put it other places.
Right.
So if I'm shopping places to put it,
what should have happened was I should have came
or it should have been a thing,
hey, yo,
because y'all didn't know I was putting out a special,
I could have came here and put my special out here.
That's the part of, you know,
but I have, I'm coming with something
and you are coming with something.
Right.
So that's the trade.
If I can't come with nothing.
You're saying.
You've got to have something to borrow.
You have to have something to bottle it.
And to do the world,
it can't just be talent.
You can't barter the talent.
You have to have a property.
You have to have something that you own.
A commodity.
Even with watermelons.
There was a battle over watermelon.
This is a battle of the watermelons.
It had to do with Blackmun,
but it had to do with the border and trade of watermelon.
I'm not letting watermelons come over here
if you're not letting this come over here.
And you need that.
We eat these motherfuckold watermelons.
Right.
Right.
We like watermelon too.
So what are we doing?
What are we doing?
So you have to have some type of leverage to start commanding something.
It was a city, it was a city that was right up the street from here, maybe two hours from here that was on sale for like four or five years.
Somebody bought it.
No, a white dude out of Texas bought it.
But it was on sale for four or five years, bought it for $1.7 million.
It was on sale for a long time.
Somebody could have been bought that.
It cost the same as what two Maseratis.
it was on it was on
$2.6 million
that was already a town
so if you buy a town
that already have houses
and a bank and all this shit
already working
now you own something
you got something to borrow because you own a town
right
you know what I'm saying
so now you got a police department
you got this now you start
you start filtering this way
you start buying land this way
from the people that's by either way
you start buying either way from away from you
because people are not going to be around you as you're saying we're going with the people don't want to be around us but you creating this utopia of black people coming in to the town that you're acquiring more and more land for and you and you're getting a certain type of black person you'm saying because you you're trying to create something and when somebody sees something in mass because it's not it wasn't just black wall street happening in Tulsa oklahoma it was it was a it was a place in donno North Carolina that never even knew what was going to do that segregation was even happening he was like which i think is going to be
through. Because they
sealed themselves away.
They were so self-sufficient
that they didn't know, they didn't even know what was going on.
Because we don't need nothing
outside of what we got going on.
And when you create that, now you
got something strong. Jay-Z said that line
about when your whole team is rich,
now you're strong. And it wasn't just about
the money. It's about
the ideology of what you're thinking of
how you create something.
Like, I put this
question out. I'm thankful that y'all
invited me to this platform, but this is a bunch of people that's not even though they'd rather
push somebody who don't need them and have one star and have one stream of money than have
three or four people that have enough power to raise up a bunch of people, because you're not
going to be able to get everybody.
Not going to be able to see everybody as one person had the power.
People say they don't want gatekeepers.
You do want a gatekeeper.
You want a righteous gatekeeper.
There's nothing wrong with a righteous gatekeeper, but you don't want somebody that's not looking
out what his tentacles.
who can do in this power overall.
And that's what's been stifling us.
It's been one person to get power
and then they hold power and don't spread.
But then you get one person to get power
in the light of you, and then you have Adam Sandler,
then you have-
Judd Appetown.
Then you have-
That all got little people that satellite from them
and create them.
Seth Rogan and all them, motherfucked.
And they keep doing it.
And then they have the power to do this.
We keep making the same type of movie.
Every time we're doing something, we keep making,
we keep picturing one narrative about ourselves
that we gotta be gangster, gotta be hard,
everybody gotta be struggling.
Just think about this, you're living in a time
where your children will not know that same type of shit.
Your children won't grow up talking about
they ate no damn mustard sandwiches
and served sandwiches and they were struggling
and all that shit.
Your kids won't,
your kids won't grow up,
talking about they don't know their father.
They won't grow, they won't grow up struggling.
So why push one narrative that we all struggled?
You're saying, so, and we all make this bad decision.
On my special, the whole thing is, man,
I pushed one, I pushed one thing,
I wanted people to understand that everybody who sold drugs
wasn't because they came from some impoverished family.
Yeah.
And it's a line on my special wife said,
when that dude said, man, everybody over here hustle.
And I said, why?
Because my mama got a job.
What do I need to hustle for?
Because you're gonna mosa.
My mama got a job.
Right.
And just because I was just coming back with staying
with my dad, my dad was cheap.
That thing was like, because you're gonna mow shit.
Look at these, goddamn shoes you got on.
First bottle, my mom ain't bought me no new shoes yet.
These are my daddy.
Right.
You live with my daddy.
Yeah, wait.
He's a grocery store shoes for my dad
with my daddy bowling.
Right.
But my mom are going to type me up, but I'm outside now.
And I'm being influenced by what I'm around.
And there's young kids that's hustling.
And they got every fucking thing.
And that's Instagram right motherfucking now.
You're seeing people who got every fucking thing, so it seems.
So it seems.
So it makes it seem like whatever you got ain't enough just yet.
And doing disrespect for shit with the shit.
Right.
You ain't got no money.
This nigga
talking about he flushing all his hundits.
You're flushing all this.
You're in the house fucked up.
Your wall don't work at the house.
You're sitting there.
Your toilet got the top off.
He flushing money down here.
You want your toilet to blow up
and just all this money come up.
This thing is flushing hundreds.
No, I hate that damn slogan,
fake it till you make it.
Because that don't make sense.
You don't trap your program your mindset
to be a fake, motherfucker, from the start.
But see that shit.
It's not fake to you make it,
it's carrying yourself
like where you want to be.
That's what motherfucker's shit.
And why that's going to carry yourself
the secret.
That's the same shit.
The way that you want to be.
You're like, visualize that shit.
There's nothing wrong with that.
It ain't like.
Present yourself like you want to be saying.
Exactly.
Right.
I'm present.
Even if it's beyond where you're at right now.
A girl told me, she said,
I'd be dancing on my page,
but I'd be hating.
I said, but you gotta understand what you promote.
When you promote, that's speaking for you when you're not talking.
So when you're not talking, this is constantly telling people,
this is what I'm talking about.
So when a nigga walk up on you bit,
he's just finishing the conversation.
You, on, that's right.
And when you get to a certain age,
that's fake to you make sure that, or present yourself a certain way,
that shit can be harmful.
I know a nigga who, um, got this.
was out on the street
because nigga was out
looking like
nigg was doing good
but never said
hey nigga I'm about to get
evicted
because I would have never asked
I'm thinking you're straight
I'm never asked a nigga
you need something
yeah
that's my niggas who
when I see him
this nigga I always look like
he needs something
I'm just asking
and hope this nigga say no
right
right right right
but this nigga
presenting this something
like he got it
so this nigga
I end I find out this nigga on the street
I mean, why you ain't saying something?
With that presentation, man,
I don't understand not being sobbing.
You just can't be around hungry
and act like you ain't hungry.
I'm scraped.
And knowing your stomach.
Grab like a woman.
I'm going to look at my partner and be like,
man, I need something.
Eat?
You hear me?
Fuck that bullshit.
And I don't think
niggas be having a real friend.
I don't know.
I'm going to tell my friend
if I'm hungry, nigga.
I'm not going to be like,
this thing going to talk about me.
I don't get a fuck what this thing I have to say.
I'm hungry.
Especially if you...
Yeah, it's different if you to eat up everything, everything.
Nick, you can't have something?
Right.
You can't be the bugger than I always be like...
You think I can't have some.
You're like, well, you're all the way home.
But if you're the nigga that like, I ask a nigga when I have nothing to eat.
Right, and I know for that.
And the nigger be like...
Ew.
Broke-a-n-n-n-n-s sandwich-ass.
That ain't your pocket.
That's fucked, though.
That ain't your pocket.
That nigg is do it.
I definitely add.
When I did it on the internet.
so I can know who motherfucker was.
I'm gonna fuck, that's why I said,
nigga, I asked.
When I was hungry, I said, Bobby's gonna eat.
Shit.
Probably with fake you, though.
If I know if some niggins,
if I know some nigger fin to get on your head,
I'm gonna be right here with you.
So I really fought for that burger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because if I wanted that,
I'm able to beat you to fuck up.
You hit me.
That's why I'm hungry now.
You know, I eat it.
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
Things they pay me for my present.
You're ready.
Yeah, but you know, that high war, no, bro, you feel it really didn't matter what position you're in,
but you always just got to be a real one at all time.
Like you said, niggas just really don't have real friends.
And some niggins be having this pride, be feeling like, I don't know what you thinking.
So you got to tell your home about what going on.
But a motherfucker will be he's supposed to do that.
No, I don't know about it's supposed to do shit.
You're born by your motherfucking self.
And if there's any young black men or old black men, a black man peer watching this shit,
you can't stand around every fucking day with nothing coming in.
If you will stand outside and wait on something to happen,
you got time to go find a fucking job.
You can make a job.
I ain't no fucking excuse for that type of shit.
Make something.
Ain't nobody going to give you no fucking job.
Ain't nobody going to look out.
Go fucking find something.
That's going to bring something in.
Your legs weren't walking.
If you've been looking, you ain't been looking hard enough.
Feel the hell.
Hey, if you can make excuses, you can make money.
Fuck that shit.
It's all in your mindset, bro.
It's a lot of motherfuckers out there who don't get the most,
who don't have a job that they even respect,
but it's better than not having shit.
A nigga would turn down a job because he don't want to be the fuck.
I don't want to be looking at that.
A motherfucker will turn down a job like you said.
I don't want to look at me like that.
Because what a mother, another motherfucker say.
I don't want to be looking me like that, right.
You already make more money than the niggins.
You're gonna be looking at me, dog.
Fuck that.
If I'm a janitor.
And that's the shit.
You're gonna live your life or somebody else.
I don't want them to look at me like this.
What about your child?
He's hungry.
She hungry.
I don't want them to look at me like this.
But your pride won't say shit when you standing there
waiting on another motherfucker to feed you.
Nick was in the club.
Right.
Come on, man.
The problem with faking it is that shit got real.
That shit got real consequences, nigga.
You faking it with real money, like you said.
Not real, but real money, with imaginary money.
Oh, no, you're spending money to fake it.
But some things aren't even having it.
They spent it.
They didn't even have it to spend.
They borrowed it from somebody else.
It was already spent, and they're in debt.
That money, soon as they get their hand, that shit goes right here.
You don't see, every letter in debt.
They're in debt.
They're in debt.
He's in debt.
Then he was like, damn, I just gave you 25.
He was like, yeah, but that wasn't mine.
You know, he's like, damn, bro.
Stay your ass at home.
But the crazy part about it is.
Nigel, one-man pyramids game.
But did the thing, though.
But did the thing, though.
But did the thing, though.
Discipline is a hustle too, though.
Yeah.
Discipline is a hustle right.
If you really want it, you got to stay preied up,
and you got to work for it, right?
A lot of times it's the shit you don't do.
It's a lot of the shit that you don't do.
It's the shit that you don't want to do.
It's the shit you got to.
break through in order for the shit to go on autopilot.
You feel what I'm saying?
Yeah.
When I was selling dope, I didn't have, I didn't have it.
I worked for it, brung.
Imagine breaking a $3.5 down.
Every day.
What is that a breakdown?
That's what I'm trying to tell.
Just imagine you.
But this the thing though, this is the thing though.
It's not a point on you breaking it down.
You're like, I don't have no money.
But if I spend his last 45 and I can make 60, I got 50,
I got 15 and I got my 40 back.
If I do that three, four times a day,
I just ran up a 60.
Ain't nobody gonna give me the 60,
but if I work for it, I'm gonna make my 60.
So when I made my 60,
and turned this 35 and to a quarter pound,
and then I turned the quarter pound to a half an ounce.
So when I sit here and tell a nigga,
hey man, if you really want it,
you got the start, don't get that,
but I ain't got it like you,
a woo-to-woo, a high start.
With crumbs, made a loaf of bread.
You can make a loaf of bread.
You just don't want to take the discipline to sit down
to realize what it takes to make a loaf of bread.
Man, you got to be ugly right now.
I'll be saying it all the time, bro.
It's like, you got to get ugly.
It gets ugly.
People think money, erase your emotions.
That's another little nugget in there that you break down.
You didn't get the other part.
That's the real gym in it.
A lot of times people have all these excuses
because they care about the downfall.
Right.
You know how you start breaking all that
and building all that up?
In the course of that, you lost something, too.
It didn't go that smooth.
It didn't come back right.
You're like, I'm now on the shoulder on this,
and you didn't get fucking.
The maximum was 15.
I made it probably made six.
You read.
I remember that.
I made the bread and lost
I lost all the bread.
Like I lost, like I, it's out of my pocket, like it's gone.
But I hadn't paid the nigger for the ounce yet.
You see, what I'm gonna tell you what I was.
I didn't like, I didn't like, I didn't like on niggas.
Yeah, that's the old niggas.
I had to go get another, I had to read, I couldn't, I couldn't care about the loss.
I had to read, me I had to get it back because I got old.
This was the loss I only took.
and I had to make myself a true hustler
when I understood this, I can't fuck the R-Up.
I don't give a fuck if the losses,
even if I may want to gamble,
you better not gamble the R-up,
nigga, because if you gamble the R-Up,
you already know it was hard to even get to this point.
Even get to it.
Why would you, so at then, I knew how to say no.
I was telling myself no.
So it was like, the moment I had R-Up,
I put it to the side, so if I did wanna play with some money,
I played with it,
but I didn't play with that.
to re-up.
I made sure I was able to get what I was able to get
to make some money right back.
The reason why I'm putting them setbacks in there,
because most of the time when people see what y'all doing.
Right.
They don't know the setbacks that it took to get here.
They think every, you start, and then that shit goes smooth selling.
Boy, we were just talking about this shit.
That's the, that's the instant, that's the instant success
that everybody wants now.
It starts.
Okay, this is how crazy it is.
If somebody say, man, all I got to do
is start a podcast, boom, and I'm gone.
Is that the truth?
Fuck no.
Is that the truth?
You know, got a kicked out of builders, niggas.
But look at the perception.
Look at the perception.
You niggas about to go in about all the wolves.
And there's people in the background,
they're about to add it,
because they've been here.
The thing is, somebody's perception is 85 South started on Monday,
and this shit been smooth selling ever since.
Ain't been no hiccups.
And that's all you have to do.
Because what y'all did, this is some easy shit.
That's what they think.
But they never understand the setbacks and what the woes that went into this.
Just like as a comic, they think what you, you make laughter,
making people laugh seem easy.
But it's a lot of shit that go
into that, so it's disrespectful when somebody
tell any random person
that makes somebody laugh, oh, you should be a comedian.
No, nigga, no, you shouldn't.
And that's where they get this show fucked up.
They think we're supposed to be doing material
and shit.
Like, nigga, we...
It's out there for to tell you were happy yesterday.
And then, on top of that...
Motherfucking at the groceries, though.
On top of that, they don't think we've been doing
what the fuck we've been doing
to make it so that shit worked
the way to the fucking work.
This ain't got shit to do with the stage part.
No cap.
You didn't see when I was goddamn getting up on these goddamn stages.
You ain't see a motherfucker having to rip every goddamn room.
They don't remember when the doves were walking.
We were going to come to work.
We were like, the keys don't work.
Our equipment in there, but the keys don't work.
We in them parking, in the parking day, talking to each other like,
so they ain't going to ask that in?
Evicted.
Evicted.
You evicted.
No, no.
No notice.
But in the world of people, what you accomplish is easy.
Consistency.
They can do it.
And that's the actual hard part of being consistent.
Consistently getting in here doing it.
I'm going to tell you what it is, though.
The keys, these are the keys.
Because I tell people this, it's never really about making the money.
you would just always want the opportunity to go work.
Because if you're a true hustler,
no matter whatever come in your hand,
you can do your capable of doing
whatever the skill you are, you know, or qualify for.
People don't know how to fucking use that.
That part right there.
You see what I'm saying?
That's what I'm stuck at.
Brow, wherever the fuck you work at,
if you're good at your fucking job,
you can do that shit for yourself.
Yeah.
You got to flip it.
You got to flip it.
You got to flip it.
You use your job to train you,
then go outside.
and make all the money.
Stop being scared of your manager.
Whatever the fuck you do at work,
if you're not doing that shit on the side, you're stupid.
Stupid. I don't give you fucking, what you're doing.
I don't give a fucking what it is.
If you work at the motherfucker factory
and you're the coldest motherfucker at putting shit in the box
and you don't have a side little box hustle,
you're a crazy motherfucker.
You should at least be showing motherfuckers
how to fold them bitches and make them square.
I'm telling you.
Facts. Your knowledge is where your wealth is.
But the crazy part about it is you've got to stay
prayed up. Got to head of faith.
You got to be connected. You got to be
connected. There's a lot of lost souls
out here. You got to be connected. And
long as you stay connected and you stay
putting the effort in knowing that you need to go in
the right direction and stay righteous, you're good.
Everything ain't going to flow. Yeah, your belief
system got to be in. It's going to be that, but
you're going to be equipped to handle the hiccups.
Right. And don't be, I think
we've been programmed to be so afraid
afraid and offended of failure nobody's don't nope people are not supposed to automatically believe in your thought
nope because you don't it's not already detailed out you're still in the processing of it so nobody just
believes in it off the off the muscle and they're not supposed to and they're not supposed to that would give it the motivation for real
Oh, man, y'all ain't support me without, boy, hey.
That's what you wouldn't know.
If I were to support it, nigga, you would have thought I was supposed to been there.
I'm waiting to see it pop off too, nigga.
You have to think outside of what's around you all the time.
Even though you can utilize what's in front of you, it's other things that we can do.
We're not a one-trick pony.
entertainment is not just us
the things that you think about
and the things that you're interested in
invest in or invest in people that can facilitate that
that's the whole other part
it's something that you may not
do
or may not have the opportunity to do
but invest in somebody that does that
and facilitate somebody else's dream
that's how you build
community. That's how
you build blessings.
Ask questions, too. Because that's, like you say,
this is a thing about
a finance, like people
think about their
financial bank account on this planet.
But you have a
spiritual bank account that you
have to deposit good works
in. And when you, when you
see somebody and you invest in somebody else's
dream, everything
that flourishes for that, those blessings
come back to you.
that's that's depositing things in it's a lot of can in our community like when you talk to people
they always bring up the negative that's already happened well we can't do that because of this
okay well what if that because of this was taken out right then then where are we are we are we there
well that can't be taking why it can't be taken out right because I'm quite sure when the ancestors were
the strain they was under
it was somebody saying we can't do it
and it was more people
that was swayed to we can
you know
and now you have
an opportunity to sit in front of a camera
and say whatever you want to say
because somebody did not accept
the position that they was in and
couldn't and wouldn't accept that can't
hey man it's a lot
of beatings and death
don't come with this even though that
have that's going to happen we can't but we can't do is stay in this position so when you look at
it in that aspect what can we what actually can we do to erase all of this black people can't get
together well why we can't get together we were together in the beginning you all right how
where they where's the can't why we can't stop killing each other why we can't um
flourish around each other why we can't build up between
And why is it so much can't?
But this is the thing.
The poison is we have so many civil rights leaders.
The job of a civil rights leader is to make the people civil.
So if you're not making the people civil,
then you're just accepting a check when black people are going through something.
You're not making the people around you civil.
And that means all the people.
So what do you, oh, we, it's no righteous politician.
You know why it's no righteous politician?
Because you're not rearing up people with the same disposition that come from you.
You don't mistreat people that come from where you're from.
So if you raise somebody from your community and you raise a lot of people from your community
that care about your disposition and you put them in office, then how is it no righteous leadership?
Because the whole thing is we look at it can't be.
How it can't be if you want to make something?
You started doing comedy.
It's a thousand people told you that you could not.
What didn't you, what was the part that you didn't get?
You didn't give a shit.
Because the whole thing is that you could.
That's the, that's the, but how we look at things
and the people that we listen to
are the people that are always selling a bunch of bullshit
and no solution.
Yeah.
I'm saying?
So the people who really think of,
think about this shit
you know that
seen this shit we was doing
this shit nigga Nipsey didn't
influence my generation
this niggas who is already
doing this shit for each other
and niggas is waiting on
entertainers to do it for it but it's real people
out here that's been doing this shit
that niggas never look at
and that's the fucked up part
because it's the
I need a sensational nigger
to tell me how to do something.
But it's a nigga in your neighborhood
that's been showing you the fucking way.
You see what I'm saying?
But niggins don't care about that shit.
I need you to have on jewels
and all this other shit
which is fucking fucked up.
Because you're creating a system of people
who only look at niggas
who have material gains to listen to.
And these are not the great thinkers
of this fucking world?
it's nobody
quoting these niggas
as the great thinkers of this world
but that's the niggas who
niggas look at but the niggas who are really in depth
and who have solutions for this shit
who don't never think about
can't never think about can't
I'm solution based
I don't listen to problems
to gossip with niggas
you know what I'm saying
I'm saying and I understand
but niggas don't have no fucking
heart and that's the thing you can't go to war with niggas who love tangible things
and niggas talk that fucking warrior shit but these niggins is so unproven they so
unproven but you give your loyalty to niggas who are unproven who do shit for money and
that's it they don't do shit for the love of the people in the biggest commodities of anything is
It's the fucking people.
It's no you without the people.
Don't give a fuck how much money you got.
The pandemic showed, nigga.
With no people, nigga, you're nothing.
I survive with the people.
It's niggas that's growing food when niggas is hungry.
We got a guard.
We're growing food for niggas.
You ain't got to go to the grocery store.
That's the real shit.
I don't give a fuck about your Maserati, nigga,
because it doesn't help me in the pandemic.
When you got a nigga who understands herbs and shit
and he said your daughter like,
nigga, this ain't, this ain't shit I gotta guess about.
This shit that I, when I'm holding a fucking,
my baby in her hand, she's this big.
And she's one years old.
And she weighed 10 pounds.
And they're about to cut her stomach open.
And I say enough is enough.
Fuck all that.
Yo, X, what can I do for my kid?
And this nigga talked so carefully like what I was talking about wasn't shit.
He said, nigga, do this, do that, do this.
In a month's time, somebody who looked like she was burnt up from X a month,
who weighed 10 pounds, who couldn't even,
even hold food down, who for hours and hours were just rocked to the side where her
hair was just smooth.
I watched her come from that to walking.
Now she's six.
Because I relied on somebody who sat down and done the information, and I trusted.
other day, they was gonna cut my kid's stomach open.
I relied on the community, somebody who does that for a living,
who loves the knowledge of what plants are.
Who breeds that, and that's the commodity that I needed
and not somebody who sit on the computer all day.
Because we can't just do one thing.
We have to be able to do a lot of things
because the people who running shit around us,
they do a lot of shit.
And all the shit they do they got from us.
But we don't capitalize, we'd rather be the financial backing for every other ethnic group besides our own.
And then we make war with each other.
Because I see you doing something.
I want to do the exact same thing.
Instead of asking you how I can branch for something that comes from my mind.
And these are the things that, man, we have to care about if we're.
We care about our children, not just us, it's what we care about our children.
Our children, if we make our children global, if our children are speaking multiple languages,
if our children care about other things other than just entertainment, and they know how
to grow shit, and they know how to build shit, they know how to do shit, that's the strip,
that's the commodity that you're talking about that you have to barter with.
Because now you have a community of strong people who can barter with anything because
now we speak everything like we used to.
You don't find Africans that speak one language
Because every 100 kilometers
It's a different dialects
So they had to learn everything to border in trade
The thing is when the number one thing against us
It's not the fucking racism
It's the propaganda
That's the one
If I can convince people that you are a certain way
That's way stronger than anything
The propaganda of that
If we fight propaganda
then that's, and we fight propaganda by having character.
Yeah.
And showing character and showing ultimate love.
We have to love each other man as hard as they have made us hate each other.
On all aspects.
Because this is one thing that we have to sell to our people.
Fuck the fact that we was in slavery and not disrespecting it,
but that's not the thing that we can push.
We have to push the one thing that we are 100% perfect in.
perfect end is survival.
We have survived everything that we've been through.
Every single thing.
So we can't relish in what we used to be.
We have to where we are now and what can we do to build better now
from what we used to do.
And what we used to do was survive together.
That's saying that crabs don't, crabs in the barrel,
the thing is this.
crabs didn't belong with fucking barrels.
If you ever seen crabs in the wild crabs move together,
that's why they always catch them together.
And it's not the fact that they're in the barrel,
it's the fact that they know that they're supposed to be together.
So when one is at the tip of the barrel,
the other one clamps on hoping to drag all the rest of them out of the barrel.
It's not the, it's the crab in the barrel.
It's the crab and the barrel thing.
We don't belong in barrels.
We in a land that we were brought to.
So we have to make do it.
We have to clamp on each other
and make the best that we can make with everything.
Even when people are negative,
you have to understand the negative people,
you have to be able to use them as well.
Because they have a purpose.
I used to be, I used to be in my,
and back in the day,
I used to be the niggie that niggas
would send to niggins if you owe some bread.
And when I come see you, it's the same shit.
You be in your house comfortable.
And again, I just, and nigga, as soon as I light up,
nigga, ain't nobody supposed to be in your house
that you don't know about.
But, nigga, I'm already here.
And I'm a problem.
But now let's reverse that.
If it's a senator that you need to do,
do something. He's running for office. He's running for office. You need this thing
to do something. How people do it. Hey man, you always got to look at Mississippi Burner. You
ever seen that movie, Mississive Burning? It's a part of Mississippi Burning that I always
looked at away from everything else. They had that man in custody. The FBI, they wanted to
know something from their share, and they wasn't getting no answers. Remember the part they
flew this nigga in the middle of the night? That black man in the middle of the night had that
in that house, in that little house,
they flew this thing in the middle of night.
And man, go in there and get their mansions for us.
There's a known, he said, hey, look, we can do this shit
the easy way or the hard way.
Next thing you know, they find,
they're pulling that truck out of the ditch.
They use bad men to do shit they want to do.
Learn to use your community the right way
and push things the same way,
but you can't keep playing, can't keep playing the shit, fail.
You have to utilize what you have.
And I'm not trying to be preachy, and I don't know everything.
I just know what I sit back and I look at, man,
what sometimes we don't get from people
who's supposed to be doing it.
A lot of these niggas are sensational in this, man.
And the niggas repeat things
that you already know with no solution.
I watch the niggie go on the campaign
talking about buying a school.
What about buying a land and building a school?
so you can run everything.
They're going to sell your old school that you're going to have to get rebuilding.
That's going to be spending more money.
The shit ain't well thought out.
But I ain't mad at you, but I'm saying I'm giving you another look at it.
Take the money that you get by the land and then build a school and then build a complex around the school and build all the shit that you want to build.
And implement everything.
Implementing agriculture and everything around it.
It's a better plan sometimes to yours.
Take some of these abandoned buildings.
Take some of these abandoned buildings.
And in each floor, you put care centers on and financial things
and take all them homeless people and put them in their motherfuckers.
And then, and heal them people on their way out.
And when they get out of there, give them dollars,
give them dollars to restart their life
that you accumulated from being a non-profit organization
the government gave you to rehabilitate these people.
It's all sorts of shit that you can do
if you're really thinking about this shit.
If you're solution-based.
I'm not, I'm not a smart,
I just sit around and talk to other smart motherfuckers
all the time.
And it's all about the solution and not the problem.
And if you wanna create something,
what we do is, man, we are fucking,
we are gut me for pain.
We send our kids to a school system
that we sit up and complain about this not teaching them.
But why the fuck you keep sending them there?
Because what message are you sending to them?
I'm gonna keep pushing you towards something
that I know that's not good for you,
but I don't have a solution.
Then what are you telling me though?
What are you saying to me as,
the child
that I got to keep going
in this bad situation
so when something's happening
to me nigga I keep accepting
it I'm not going to tell you
because you've already
keep pushing me into a bad situation
so yeah when something's going wrong with me
I'm not going to tell you
I'm going to keep accepting the bad
it's conditioning
so you can't complain
in front of your children
because they're the spoofed that's set
by the door all the time
they're the people in the room
that you never fucking think about
that's listening to what you're saying
and somebody should be cowardly to them
and you don't know it
I'm a complain, complain, complain, but I'm not going to change.
That shit is crazy, but we have the power to do it.
If we're thinking about in real time on how to actually be solution-based or how to do it and demand.
And I'm talking about fucking demand the people who are in that position to do.
And if they're not, you put somebody in the position that will do, that will not just pay,
to what you need with it will cater to what is necessary for society to flourish.
That is the thing.
And that's the responsibility, that's the responsibility,
the responsibility of people who love other human beings
that look like them and other.
And the ones that come from you.
Get out in your bag on that one, man.
Yeah, real, bro.
Yeah, real.
Thank you, man.
Hey.
Hey.
A lot of that shit need to be said, man.
Yeah, okay.
And that's exactly what this platform is for, though, man.
Where else we don't hear that?
Yeah.
Uncut like that.
Yeah, we want you to, bro.
That.
You have an interesting...
A lot of people need...
A lot of people need...
And don't nobody talk about it.
None of the people you said from the civil rights thing down to the people.
Everything is about the sensation, bro.
You broke that down beautifully, bro.
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I don't even know
If y'all know how powerful you are
And how y'all are moving
and that the way that you can,
the way that y'all can move people
into real, actual real change,
even with what you're doing.
It doesn't matter what you're doing
because the way that this society is set up now
that even if you are changed,
they accept anything that's supposed to be a regular flaw.
People have what they, the regular flaw.
He may smoke, he may drink.
But the intention, but the intention supersedes all of that.
We watch Mary and Barry do it.
for years because what he was doing for DC they didn't give shit he was smoking crack he was
doing whatever he was a good he had these programs that people were being able to get jobs in
the community so the thing was the thing is about about you guys and platforms it's like this man
y'all have a power to move mountains of people miles of people into controlling things in this city
and others you mobilize people's thoughts and say hey man look it this is
This is what we need you to strive for.
Everybody's not going to be this.
It's like what I think people would dispel what Cosby did.
Cosby started a movement of people going to college wanting to educate themselves.
Like that was a big thing that he did.
People weren't thinking about going to college like that before him.
And when he came out with different world, that shit became a boom of black youth wanting
to be educated on a whole different level.
So much that people was calling around trying to check in the Hillman.
He's like, niggie ain't no hill me.
Like, you're a line-ass.
Nick, Duane, Wayne is there.
Right.
Ron.
Nick, all of me, niggins.
I'm gonna drop me off the hillman next part.
I try to go get me.
No cap.
So, man, the power that you guys have is not just the power, it's the responsibility.
And that's everyone that you keep telling people to stay prayed up.
Because if they're not hearing.
If they're not hearing it, they're not moving on it.
They're not seeing it.
Even though it's, you have a genre of people
that's the whole thing to tell people to be prayed up.
But when you, I remember when the first time
I understood how serious prayer was,
this brother got his throat cut.
And we was going to retaliate because we couldn't wear that.
So the brother gathered us together that was going to make this move.
He was only doing his entrusted brothers.
And he said, man, the first thing we got to do before we decide what we're going to do,
we got to pray on this.
So the creator will protect us.
in our endeavors.
So somebody may say what we're about to do is wrong,
but the creator let us know we are.
And I remember that, and we did up what we did,
and any time I'm in a position,
where somebody is saying that I'm wrong.
I'm not going to apologize if I pray on it,
it and the creator say nah you straight you said what you said you did what you did and you
was it was valid you were knowing your actions because he'll bless you in a way that you may
not understand or you may not see right right away with this special people were saying
that I was wrong but the people know I didn't have I don't have malice
Yeah.
So when you don't have malice and you're talking genuine, what you say, you can say one
thing, but the creator say another.
And so it is where it is now.
And I think how people speak about this special and how I feel about it, that I think I
came out on top with this one.
And I think that I was, I was right in my moves.
And sometimes I may have needed to make this move initially and was going to go the wrong way with that situation.
And I'm not upset with the network.
I'm not upset with anybody.
I didn't cancel my prescription date.
I'm still watching what I'm watching on the network.
And I don't think you got a harbor feeling when things don't go, right, because sometimes that ain't for you.
This ain't the first thing I lost.
Yeah.
I don't think you love nothing.
I'm losing.
It's that surviving thing.
So, man, you, you gentlemen, man, are doing a phenomenal job with what y'all doing and you being very responsible, even in the wildness.
Because I was watching, I'm like, what are you think is out of control?
That's why I love it. That's why I love it.
There's a place, it's a place where we really can talk our shit and then, you know what I mean?
And the people be actually seeing me.
They used to be seeing it.
So I'd be like, yeah, I want y'all to grow with me.
I don't know everything.
I'm just telling you what I'm reading.
That's the thing that niggas be, tell me what you're reading.
I want to know as a book that's keeping you same, my buddy,
because I want to read that same motherfucker.
I even let you know and say, I'm perfect.
Yeah, I got mine.
When I close my door, nigger, I'm, yeah.
I don't like you, you don't like me.
That's just what it is.
But when I come outside, I know we got the whole,
I got to have your back.
That's one thing I do know.
You know what present?
When did you start, starting dogs in the street?
When I just needed to just...
No, what year was.
What year?
For real, for real.
For real, for real, like 2000...
About 2011.
I went on like a two and a half, three-year run.
You know, it was wow.
Because I always wanted to ask you,
and I was hoping that.
And I was hoping that it wasn't that far gone.
It was early in that, but when I'm talking about, like, for real, for real, like, every ready?
Because the thing was, it's like, I feel like all those years that I was out,
that I wasn't being loud enough about not being in that life.
You think, it's just a thing, I went, I went to prison in 19,
91.
I got caught with five kilos dope in 1991.
It, I was hoping that all the talks and all that people had stopped going that route.
And when I meet people that's way younger than me that were,
and I saw something doping in 2015, I'm like, god-thand-day,
goddandy what am i not doing or what am i not saying and that should be crazy to me like
what what what wasn't heard in those years or what was what was being said louder than that
in those years that people didn't learn or people that it wasn't said from the years that
I was gone.
I'm gonna say realistically.
It's a lot of, realistically, like 07, because I started doing this in 2013.
So when I did the years, like 07, it wasn't too many, I want to say righteous leaders, like
you say.
Because when you, one thing I learned about words, certain words mean a certain thing when
you're trying to grasp the people.
You see what I'm saying?
You can be consistent, but persistent means consistent through difficulty.
So a lot of people can be consistent, just being complacent.
But you being persistent.
That means you being consistent while fighting through some shit.
So a majority of our leaders are not righteous,
and they're not reading the book and telling us who we are.
We're getting fed who we think we're supposed to be
versus what society is going to accept.
But now we're in a time where society is accepting
you for within versus you.
versus you trying to, because you can see it now.
The fakeness, it's, it's a broad.
Like, it's a lot of street niggas now.
But you know, 901 was different when street niggas was.
Street niggas was 9-1.
You was real deal, holy feel.
And that's, this is the thing that I'm like,
was the, it's a lot from that time, was the,
it's a lot from that time.
it was a lot of things said throughout them years you know what I'm saying it's like I remember
to say no to drug era I remember all that I was saying I was selling dope doing that era and I know
what my influence was my influence was my pops because New Jack City people were talking
how influence the New Jack City was I was already selling dope before New Jack
City came out I didn't I saw it then I was in the penitentiary after that
so Nino Brown wasn't a ooh I knew a hundred niggins already so it was that
wasn't influenced me my influences was watching my pops and my uncles be
hustlers I'm saying after that it was a whole
era of the poor righteous teachers and the afrocentric it was a lot of errors of positivity
and then 1990 they put on a whole different style of music on the radios and we can start
being fun about it but even after that it was another era as it what is the what was the overbearing
thing even away from the politician it had to be something that was being seen more
Propaganda?
Yeah.
Plus entertainment and the lack of the unity infrastructure of how you're saying, we need
to learn how to grow, we need to learn how to do this.
What you're skillful in, boom, if we spread it in, let's get land.
We're not being taught how to survive as a community.
We're taught how to survive.
Individuals.
As an individual going against the motherfuckers.
The whole thing was, it's material shit.
Like the shit you was talking about, it's on a larger scale, you know what I'm saying?
Like you said, the motherfuckers talk about your shoes and shit.
He was like, I want to get some shit.
Now the whole world talking about your shoes and shit.
You look on Instagram, you ain't get these shoes?
Your shit ain't this.
You know what I'm saying?
Now everybody, you got to feel like you're doing something.
We put that value on the material shit.
Okay, this is the key to getting this.
Okay, well, how you get this?
Well, this is the quickest way.
And look at this.
This is throw this out there, you know, I don't want to hold you.
But just throw this out there.
When we talk about what's valuable
and who places on value.
I work at the radio station, Houston, that's going to.
Jay Bass was arguing about
the Grant Hills being a hot shoot.
Fee lives.
Yeah, I said, what?
He said, men, in the Grand Hills, people are standing in line for you.
I said, you lose your goddamn mind.
When do I stand in the line for them
motherfuck of Grand Hills,
Nick never ever, Nick Grand Hill.
In the South they were, they were crazy.
Grand Hill didn't stand in line for the mother
so no, they nobody still in the line
to go to that Grand Hill.
Nah, they weren't.
They never ran out of them bitch.
And everybody had to seeles.
I wanted them, no.
Great Hill was great though.
Yeah, I think I got some.
He was cool.
But they were always on the show.
You never got, right?
You never got it, right?
You never got it.
Anybody, anybody rushing to no mall to my nigg.
Where's them, Grant.
That he was at me.
Do you know what I do.
So.
I focus on the grass.
You're going to go.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm sitting on my back.
He got a little feelings right now.
You got a lot of feelings right now.
So the thing is this, in the 90s, the late 80s, early 90s, there was no one hot shoe.
It's whatever niggas was wearing because niggas made whatever they had.
ever they had hot.
I remember saying every shoe like, oh,
nigga, what is that?
Yeah.
Niggas, I'm like, I ain't know this nigga had a shoe.
I'm in, I'm in some, um, I had some lottos at the time.
I'm like, oh, the niggins, they're like, oh, niggins,
they're like, anybody shoot,
nigger had Andre Agassiz.
Nick, you better, but, you better,
the Nike meltdowns, this motherfucker's went hard,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was some cats, with the little pink right there?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, in the facts.
Come on, man.
The Aggisness.
I know y'all remember the motherfuffling
You remember the pumps with the motherfucking tennis ball pump?
Yeah, that's the, that's the rebrand.
The only shoe that niggins didn't go get.
And I seen one nigga in my man Ken, he tried to make them whole friend.
We called the nigga to Frankenstein's.
Oh, Hakeem Olaug, one had to me Tani.
Oh, man, we fought that Tani fuck up with him.
What about the British night?
The big ass shoes.
A head talk.
BK.
BK.
Hammer had a BKD.
Hey, Hammer had a British Night.
A D.
Theodore, capers, K-Swish, we wore everything.
We wore everything.
Travel Fox, you made whatever you wore, lots of it.
Nick, Cicone.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
New Balance, you gotta think, man.
What's the shit with the roost on it?
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what up, Matt?
You got the parents shop.
Your parents shop everywhere.
Your parents shopped everywhere.
You know, with no particular store.
Your people shop there, bells, lawyers and tailors.
They shop everywhere.
My phone shop, they buy clothes.
My phone shop, they buy clothes.
Payless only.
Payless and Walmart only.
My grandma was at the, uh, everything they had in prison clothes.
Gamers.
I just thought it was dudes.
Hey your ass and Steinmore.
All right, let's go all with back to the early 90s when motherfucking L.A. Gear and British Knight took off.
Oh, boy.
Nigger.
Truth.
You had them Joe Montana.
True.
Oh, I had them troupe.
I had a troop and a troop suit.
Bruh, true.
Yeah, true out.
You remember there was the one?
You remember the rumor they killed truth?
You remember the rumor they killed truth?
Is this a fray?
What happened?
And they were owned?
By the KKK.
Exactly.
And people start burning.
You all right.
That's what killed truth.
I took my shoes up and said.
And they weren't.
They weren't.
They found out later.
That's it.
That's it.
Why is it every time that happened?
It's a real-wide conspiracy or just in the South.
Why the fuck y'all say that?
All right, Ali, you might remember this.
Early 90s, late 90s.
My niggas used to ride around and everybody had them
caught air fresheners that was shaped like crowns
on their dashboard.
You remember this shit, new face?
I still got...
Yeah.
Niggas had the fucking, the crown.
The crown, it was a gold crown.
Every nigga in the world had them shit.
And then what they tried to say.
That they were owned by the guy.
KKK.
The niggas started taking them out.
You ain't seen one of them since.
You see the crown?
I'm gonna get around.
Well, I feel like they tried to get there so many different ways, too.
If you want, back in the early night, if you wanted the niggins to stop doing something,
this said it was on by the KKK.
Nigger gonna cut it off.
Tommy Hilfiger.
You know, so on them Tommy Hilfiger said something dead.
You know who survived though?
Who?
Who?
Arizona.
T.
You don't remember they said that?
What they do?
They said they was KKK at one point.
I don't know.
You don't remember that?
No, I remember that.
I got a mango in my car.
I got a mango in my car.
I got it to my little when I found out.
I'm going to finish this care.
Hey, man, that was a sign that we were together like a mother.
You said that the KKK had something to do with it.
Oh, that was dead in the corner.
Over.
I thought I remember that.
You know there's one thing that I'm mad that didn't really survive the test of time
that I thought was like the Spike Lee era.
error.
I'm not saying him personally
because I remember when
he was doing that Tyler Perry
shit way before Tyler Perry.
He made a movie literally
every black person
in the world saw this shit
at least in America it felt like
And he put out a lot of classics
a lot of classics. We have a lot of directors
but you know
I guess
he put himself out there to
that's what I'm saying when he was
He was.
Did nobody else want to direct?
And put...
Maybe they didn't put their name on Spike there.
You know, you had the directors came up back to that, that, that, that, that, that, I
kid, what was my man, John Singleton?
John Singleton?
That was kind of late.
Wasn't he like, kind of, he was later, though.
Yeah, he was kind of, like, in the middle of that Spike Lee wrong.
So it was a couple people that jumped in there.
That was around the time.
But Spike had, Spike had, like, all the black folks in it.
Spike had a campaign.
Spike had, but before that, it was marked him.
But before that, it was marked him.
Van Peeples and his dad was doing
His dad is Melma, he picked it up from him.
They was doing...
Solo ain't a bad movie, though.
Y'all, I hate on it all you know.
No, bro, we gotta do...
We gotta find a way to bring back
classic black people movies, bro,
because we got a nice...
All we gotta do is do them.
All you have to do is do them.
And not have to tell the mother story.
All you have to do is decide
to do those stories
instead of just the same old story.
Because I was gonna say that earlier.
You know that people make a bunch of money
in the light of Hugh
make a bunch of money on
on making movies
just senseless
fucking movie
like Dodgeball
tell how to watch
goddamn dodgeball
that shit fun in here
You don't know
We don't have to
always be going through
some goddamn trauma
We need to
We can just do some
We need to be able to do that too
It's motherfuckers with the bread
They got to be like
You know what
I'm wanting to spend
10 minutes to make a whole
bunch of shit for us
and just put it out there
Because that's what they do
They just like fuck it
Who want the money?
What's crazy is
We don't even have to
See the thing is
They don't have to be in big
chunks. It's like, hey, 85 side to side, hey, man, we're gonna do it. We can do a movie
about making a movie. And they can put out of movie about making a movie. Man,
Marcus, while he's sitting on the side, they made this movie 21 Crunk Street when they was in
college. Y'all still got it? Pull it up. Y'all still got it? They had 17. Y'all want a license
on the app? These things had 17 premieres for this goddamn movie. And me, and
Me and him, we exercised in the morning on the track every, we do our little miles, and we'll start talking, we end up talking about this movie, and every time he'll bring this movie up.
And he'd say, yeah, remember this movie? I don't know if you remember this movie we did, Toilmore on Country Street.
I was at eight premieres. I love this motherfucker movie. And this nigga, I always act like I'd never seen it. I've talked with this thing with a hundred times about this goddamn movie.
And this thing, every time he just, this is this.
This thing are old.
This thing is just bring up.
We'll be talking and say, man, I'll get this movie 21st.
You ever saw that?
Yes!
Nick, I can't get that movie.
Nick, all the time.
But, and just think, what year was that, Martin, you did that movie?
1995.
Ninety-five.
But black people have been making movies for a long time.
Whether it was good or not.
This is what makes Africa hot right now.
Africans don't get a fuck about the movie they make.
These movies be motherfucking terrible.
Oh, man.
It would be a nigga with a guy.
that damn zebra outfit on.
To move over there.
That nigga, this movie's be horrible,
but you can't help us look away and you're like,
this shit's stupid as head.
And you're watching the movie saying how stupid
and how horrible it, but you're still watching this shit,
then somebody come over in, let me show you.
Africans don't give a fuck.
Nika be in a Spider-Man suit with a robocop mask
going to drive in the Batmobile.
In Vindar.
It's just doing it.
Y'all have all-love.
They had the motoconda bat.
You seen the African motor combat?
I seen the African when he fell out that dirt bike.
When he had like he got shot.
And then he put the dirt bike on the stands.
And then he fell.
I'm like, this d'nick, it's slow in here.
They were doing the most.
I want to do some shit like that, man.
We're gonna do us a ghetto movie.
No, we definitely, it's in the works.
Like, you do, you love them cars.
Oh yeah.
That's the name of the movie.
The way you said it just like that, black is here.
You love them cars.
So now it's a,
It's something that happens.
Something that happens
is yeah, and y'all,
your neighborhood, you're going to put
the dopest car together.
I got to put this shit together by the end of the
something I'm trying to fuck Big Booty Kish.
That's all I'm trying to do.
Fuck Big Booty Kee.
That's the whole point of the move.
Yeah.
That's it.
But there's another nigga trying to fuck her too.
He already fucking her.
He ain't going to be able to fuck her until
I dropped the motor.
She ain't even about to start talking to me
until we get halfway through the movie
and I get this motherfucker.
to the paint shop.
There's another.
My shit in there too long.
She didn't stop answering.
She didn't stop texting.
Niggins swang through the hood one good time.
Straight out the paint shop.
I see you.
Hey, big head.
Nica, p.
Nica, all.
Nippo.
Nica, mo.
What you go ahead?
Yeah, Paul.
Oh, man.
Come on.
I'm probably do with Monte Carlo or something.
Something quick.
Nica, Mo.
Nick, Mo.
They want you.
I don't know about one, I don't know.
What you have money called on?
Eighty-seven.
Yeah, exactly what it is.
Yeah.
I think of me when I eat a fool.
I got out.
Too much shit, man.
Way too much.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna get it.
A whole bunch of shit.
Just ridiculous at this point.
Yeah, niggas already ready.
He's about to fix it up.
It ain't done.
It's not done.
It ain't done.
What do you want to do it?
What's wrong with it?
I'm just in my truck tonight.
You know my farm truck.
You know that my home?
A little farm truck.
You watch your-Lockees sliding in the form truck.
You watch on Street Outlaws.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, because you said phone.
Let me try to figure out what they're finding them race track, race.
It ain't a, uh, it ain't a sleep of race truck in then.
What if I got a rat ride?
My nope, my nova gonna be a racing car.
I'm gonna put some in, I don't know.
You race?
Hell no.
I ain't going too bad.
I mean, I might pull off in traffic, but I ain't.
Last time that nigga race, he's sprinting around.
You won't get out there?
Scared the hell out of the hall.
All right, everybody's going to,
no, ah, oh, that dude was in the car like that.
Boy, that she was crazy, man.
Boy, that she was crazy, man.
We were just like, looo,
but that she was crazy, but that thing,
hauled that, they were on the race track.
They were like, they were trying to chase him.
He was on the white folks, man, I love what them do it.
Hit that bit, that they were like, in fucking all right.
Yeah, we look, that both fucking spit it.
Ah, ha!
We hauling that, looo!
You load that up.
But that's your buddy.
Hey, I'm over there like cold trickle on these motherfuckers.
Let me do it my way, Harry!
No, that shit was fun of them.
Oh, I had a ball, man.
I'm the only nigga you know ever race the race car.
I mean, wrecked that motherfucker.
Rick.
Oh, me.
I was talking about we dropped.
They didn't call me.
But that car was spinning around.
It was a post, though, like a concrete post, just like that.
They caught spinning all the way around.
That bitch got right here.
about this close to that motherfucker to stop.
Oh, that nigga will rest.
But that she was fun, boy.
That nigga steering wheel, he took the steering wheel off with him.
Let the steering wheel go long.
That's you fun.
That's your fun, man.
That's your fun, man.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I said, on cold trip.
So you jumped over the while when you said you were running towards it.
Yeah, we jumped, we were running till you day.
On days of thunder, they got their Tom Cruise,
when people's running toilet.
But I'd be like, the nigga on fire.
What y'all gonna do when y'all get out?
Right.
I don't know.
Shit.
Beat the fire.
Do something back.
Let it up.
Put the dirt on your food.
I was dead shirt.
Snap it up in that.
That horn is the motherfucker.
It's the fire.
What's the most adventures thing
you've done outside of the race call?
The most adventurous shit, probably
ziplining through that goddamn cave all day.
Oh, yeah.
We went ziplining through some cave.
We did a lot of shit.
We went zipped through a cave one time.
We're thinking that the shit just gonna be,
you know, a couple, eight or ten zips.
Not in your eight or ten zips.
We're thinking they're gonna be three.
Right.
Where's the trail to eat zip in the dog, in the cave?
We get, I mean, we zipped line through this cave.
This shit, four and there's a motherfucker.
Like you said, after about three zips, we're like,
and we're kind of deep off in this goddamn game.
Because the zip line, these motherfuckers ain't short.
This shit about three, four hundred feet.
And the white, so I see what I can tell I said,
But you got a typical for leaving us up to him.
And then you just, like,
go up there, they look back, they go.
They're hollered out.
They're like, bro, why they keep leaving there, bro?
Some of these motherfuckers, we're about in time.
Like, then you can see the shit on the ground
while you're up there.
We're like, okay.
And then once you get in the middle, you're like,
oh, hey, shit down now.
Why that shit like 200 feet dropped this?
Really through a whole motherfucking cave in Kentucky.
And you got to trust these zip line
and trust the people and put the zip line up
that this shit gonna hold your stuff.
The other further you go in this shit,
this shit just get, everybody lips just be dry as the motherfucker.
It's like you're on the moon.
Everybody that bit's thirsty as fuck, man.
And my bullshit, make a face get dry to my mouth
and put like your face on your head.
Where that motherfucker in the back down there?
Where this shit gonna be overwit?
Like, you think I'm bullshit, man.
We had to zip about 22 times through this motherfucker.
You had to zip out of him.
So you mean you stop and get on another one?
Listen, all the way to get out of now?
Because when you see zip, it takes you to the middle of the cave.
So if you want to lead, you just spin around, look you stupid.
I don't know about, um.
After about eight of these motherfuckers, you're like, I want to go home.
What's the most adventurous thing?
For me, either going out there and the goddamn Everglades on a swamp boat,
but probably riding that bull.
Oh, the nigga, red bull?
Hold up, my nigga.
You roll a real bull.
You want to scare that big?
in your motherfucking face.
I was scared of everything.
Why are you out there on the bull?
Because I was trying to get his show picked up.
Oh, dude.
You do anything for a pilot.
Facts.
Not no more.
Facts.
Not no more.
But what happened with the bull, bruh.
Oh, man.
These white people way too comfortable.
First of all, we supposed to do so about sports shit.
It's this thing.
Right.
He's talking about he's up.
We're supposed to do so.
They talk about we're going to do so.
about we're going to different events,
like sporting events, shit.
Okay, cool.
Super Bowl.
What?
Shit like that.
That's the shit they pitch.
Right?
Am I line?
This is world shit.
All the dope shit.
All the dope shit.
You're going to the pro bull riding tournament.
Pro bull riding tournament.
I'm at that bitch.
We round this shit.
They're like, no, we're not going to the thing first.
We're gonna do a bull riding.
Learning how to ride a bull.
Right.
First.
They drive us way to fuck out.
Way the fuck out, way in the desert.
So can nobody get a bull.
I'm thinking we ain't ride no bull.
I think we're gonna ride like a chick for lay cow.
Like in the desert, they fucking.
I'm thinking this is gonna be, you know, a cow, a calf, a calf, anything.
Mofuque don't really move for real.
Man, they put us on, they show us the ropes.
I'm, you know, okay, then you ride this horse
that's walking all hard and shit.
But this thing is a Mexican dude, right?
And then, when you do a lap, he slapped the horse on the ass.
Horse gets mad, they're mad at every time he slapped.
Yeah, and the horse just started,
and you ain't got no cell.
They ain't all nuts.
So it's, and you got a hold on.
You got, you got, you got to lean your ass forward
to keep your nuts up from,
because that's what they tell you to stay on the bull.
They're like the bull when they go forward,
you got to go forward.
You got to grab it with your leg.
Man, he's a Mexican.
Bouncing, it's your nuts,
then you come off that bull.
It's a brunk, it's what they call a brunken horse.
This motherfucker big as hell.
They ain't a regular-sized horse.
So I get on this, you know, they get me in there.
I'm like, wait a minute, this is the bull.
You're getting on it.
Like, yeah, I'm like, no, hold on.
This how I knew it was a bad idea.
Like, he's not doing it.
He ain't doing it.
I'm like, all right.
He didn't get on the hood.
This how I knew.
I rode the horse.
This how he rose a bad idea.
Because the motherfuckers, they was like, yeah, we're going.
They brought two of them out.
Right.
And they was like, yeah, we're about to do this.
We're going to let you all ride these over here.
They're good.
These motherfuckers have been quiet the whole time, right?
Right.
As soon as they bring the motherfucking bull around
and put him in the goddamn,
in the shit that you're supposed to ride him in,
it's quiet, just like I said.
This motherfucker kicked the dope heart as a bit.
Okay!
I was like, oh, fuck no, don't fuck with him.
Because it's like, he was chill the whole time.
But he was like, oh, you niggins, man.
Kick the goddamn thing, that shit was so loud out.
Oh, hell no, hell no.
They're like, I'm in the cup.
All the Mexican dudes talking, a lot of
Spanish. A lot of...
This is the Mexico Spanish.
They talk...
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Look, look, look.
They're talking a lot of Spanish.
They're talking a lot of Spanish.
That shit fans in here.
But they talk in very little ink.
Whatever they say to me is short, they like,
grab here and I'm like, what was all that shit?
What was all that shit y'all just had about?
about, do, so I get in, I'm in, dog.
They like, you, they was like,
you want us to take off the rope on the back?
I was like, well, what the rope do?
He's like, and make him jump more.
I was like, yeah, but yeah, take that shit off.
What the fuck, why would you have it on?
Right, I want that nigga, be combing.
Yeah, so I get in there,
the bull drop all the way to the ground
while I'm on the shit.
So he said out.
This man dropped all the way down.
The man, the basically do say, pull him up.
I said,
I almost choked him, like, pull him up.
When they pull the bull up, I'm on this motherfucker.
When you ever pull some shit up that you was on?
Right.
No, get up.
Took forever.
They was like, you go.
You know, I'm like, man, now, hold on.
I was like, my hand too tight in here.
I can't get my name on.
They was like, well, you want your hand tight so you can hold on.
I said, no, I want my hand loose so I can get the fuck off this motherfucker.
When I need to.
Right.
You know what I'm going?
All this is going on, why he's sitting up the boy.
I'm on the bull.
I'm watching all this shit.
They're trying to convince all this shit.
No, no, you know it?
No.
No.
I'm like, all right, man.
Loosen this up.
You know what I'm saying?
Get that goddamn strap off.
All right.
Let's go.
I go out there.
First little things, right?
The bulls start going this way.
I started going this way.
Right.
Fell off that bitch.
Niggie fell off, like, you remember that cartoon
where the tiger tackled a little boy
And his clothes fall off
Right.
Nick, boot, gone.
Nicky had on a hill, like,
Knicker got out like fucked up.
Like, man, I was mad than a bitch,
nigga, I didn't hurt, though.
I didn't feel no pain for a little minute.
So that shit ain't hurt when you feel all that bull.
Yeah, but I was adrenaline.
Dog, the bull ran out the goddamn,
they didn't catch the bull
the rest of the time I was there.
I did not hurt when I got up
I'm talking about
The bull was running around
Like they were like
Who left the gate open?
I'm watching and I'm cussing motherfuckers out
Like I remember I was like
The motherfucker trying to hand me some shit
I think you're gonna hear me to have
You're betting in you
I'm shit away from me
I was mad than a motherfucker dog
Like I walk you know how to
You know how the rest of us used to walk
That's how I was having to walk
Because it's insane
But I got one boot missing
So I'm coming up out, and dog, I'm mad than the motherfucker, dog.
I'm sitting back, and it's lunch time.
Oh, this is having before lunch.
Niggins is eating burgers.
Niggas is eating burgers.
Niggas is eating burgers.
My shit processing.
Now the pain kick in.
Oh, okay.
I'm watching the nigga eat a sandwich.
I said, put that motherfucker hamburger down.
Take me the right.
Motherfucking.
Now, hey.
He's gonna go back to work like it's regular.
That's exactly what he's right.
He's not what.
What we're hurting, bro.
Everything.
Hey, guys.
Now the adrenaline war.
Oh, I'm talking about dude who dressed his shit up,
Nick, like, like it's gonna be the next.
Oh, this is the crazy part, though.
Oh, no, because we was on the ranch,
so they were cooking these shit.
Why he getting rid of the ragged and shit?
These burgers were good and smoking in the bar.
I told him, that boy said that.
They're like, nope, even my mom.
Hey, two of them.
Hey, the niggins lost in the damn, man.
He told him booed up with everything now.
He said he said they couldn't get sick of that boy.
They had to call the white man the ragged or something.
So you're telling me that the boo.
The niggins was loo.
Down, down.
When, went, wait, right, wait, I fell off the bone.
The white man showed up a pretty, pretty,
I was looking to see where the bull was going.
And he was gone through the gate.
The bull was out for about three hours, man.
Boy, I was over there.
I was a goddamn hurt.
I was in shambles.
Bro.
It was fucked up.
It was fucked up.
In my defense, in my mind,
I thought I was going to jump off the bull.
Right.
Land on my feet.
You probably land on your neck and then he didn't even land on my neck.
Like, I did a good little rope.
I made sure it rose because I didn't.
So like, even when I fell, I was like,
little that.
So this, this way it's going to get on,
yeah, he had to get out of it.
How are you, how are you, how are you, out?
Like, you jump out of car.
You know, you're like, I got up.
You got their boot shut off.
I don't know where the fuck
that boot went to this day.
I don't know that booty in there.
I did a nice little roll.
Oh.
Hey, man.
Hey.
The problem was I tried to ride in too long.
Right.
If I would have kept with my original plan,
I started to believe it.
Because you know, they said eight seconds.
How long?
I was on that bitch for like four.
I got like four or five seconds.
Before he started losing in mind.
No, before I fell off.
Oh.
You got to stay on for eight.
Because you stay on.
You probably still be on that month.
motherfucker, red now?
What?
No, hey.
In the wisdom to the white man came.
So don't nobody know how to catch this motherfucker.
Oh, y'all bullshit.
Hey.
I didn't ask the roll.
That fucked up, because when the Mexican dudes saw them cameras, they brought the good shit out.
They brought big bulls.
These motherfucking had that hump in their back in there.
No, I'm thinking we fiend to do the little sheep.
It's funn't be, it ain't fair to be no bull.
It's going to be a cap.
Oh, man.
They motherfucking brought real professional shit out.
I was like, I'm not riding that.
Hell.
You like me?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know what you need?
That shit had me so telling me what I was.
She was talented.
I ain't got to check in.
They made them burgers.
They had some corn.
They had wrapped some corn with, man, that shit was me.
You was over there on that food.
Man, what was that to be your body?
I couldn't even believe.
We had to drag this nigga to come out to go zip ladder, bro.
I'm dead.
He was like, Lord, please.
He's like, man, listen, bro.
Ain't nothing feeling me over my nut.
I swear, that's all he kept saying.
So you want me to put something
that's gonna be having my left hanging.
I ain't with all that funny and shit, man.
Boy, y'all said to listen to me.
We was in the goddamn cave for two or three hours in my phone.
Nils, they're gonna lie to hell.
Hey, man, fuck this shit.
We're in the dark end cage
with something that got my nuts hanging.
Hoggree is a motherfucker.
It weren't fun though.
That first, that first hour, it was lit.
It was backed.
It was a couple of them.
They were far, though.
They were like, they sky.
Use him, no.
There's a real motherfucking cave.
They're not a studio cave, nigger, a cave.
Cade cave.
In the bottom of a mountain type shit.
You know somebody here, then somebody,
somebody probably dead in a bit, no, care.
Yeah, they fell off the zip line.
Oh yeah, of course.
Nobody hurt.
What the motherfucker did that up in here?
The first hour was lit.
And then we realized you can't get out.
We got another hour to get out.
It was a real cage.
So you got understand.
We had the little helmets with the light on.
So all your head is,
All your head is, wh-sh-h-h-h-h-h.
These rocks, Nick, all day.
And then it ain't got a dog, too, Nick.
Super dog.
So now it's kind of chilly when you zip-line it.
Dude, he called him.
You're all going on.
Well, we all, I think, like,
we've been scrapped it for three days,
well, we're talking about the shit,
the horn is off and shit.
Some of these motherfuckers is up high
and the motherfucker too, so it's like,
and you ain't got no room to just like,
you're like, you got to leave
so you won't be blocking.
It's just a little platform.
You won't be doing that though.
I got my experience.
I'm good.
I'm good with that stupid that shit.
I'm good with that stupid that shit.
I do want to do that shit.
Duval be doing it, man.
He'd be feeding the shaw.
He'd be feeding the shard, bro.
I want to do that shit one time.
They're well shards.
You can feed, though.
I don't get a fuck.
What it is?
You know what they got to be in there with the baby shaw.
I want to be in there with the baby shark.
We ain't going to act like, though.
Act like this nigga hit you.
Yeah.
Look, the more than K-C.
What the motherfucker got the eyes on the side?
They put me right to see them.
See, that need used electricity to fill your ass out,
Nick.
They'll bite you.
Well, you can't put no electricity in no water anyway.
No, electromagnetic pulses.
That's how their brain works.
By saying, niggins going out with the edge card,
me for the kids.
My most adventurous shit you ever did.
Man, shit, I done so much this dumb shit,
but I'm gonna go with that skydiving shit.
White people shit, y'all dick, trim it.
How many time?
Once.
You ain't gonna do it no more?
I only need it one.
I did the tandem shit.
And you know, somebody gave me up one of them little gift packages.
Like, hey, you can go skydiver.
It was like $79.
I used to sell, though.
You used to sell them?
We used to have a company here in Atlanta
that ripped people off selling them shit.
I'm dead ass.
And you go to the thing, the shit is a cool-ass experience.
You go watch the little thing, put the little suit on,
and the suit makes you feel, that's what makes you feel like
you're gonna do the shit, because you got that little suit on.
And you come out there, you know, all the little safety tips,
and you see somebody who just got their suit on,
you be fucking with, hey, you might want a button that
you're gonna need that I just finished working.
How far you was up there?
Oh, you're up there, up there.
How far?
Like, regular plane, like you up there.
Oh, man, you know, some thing,
that's gotta have like 30,000, 10,000?
No, no, it wasn't.
It was up there.
The nigga, I know this, when it gets real
when they open the door.
I was cool, until they opened that mother's door.
You, like, shh.
Come, come, come.
Yeah, now the world out there, you're like, nah, that's different.
Didn't the, the motherfuck look like little squares, for real.
And then the dude tried to leave out with me, and I caught the, I grabbed the clamp.
Like, no, man.
Because you're supposed to, this nigga said you're supposed to give a thumbs up.
Yeah.
And then when he did it, because he came around my face and put the thumbs up,
I turned this motherfucker hand down.
I wasn't ready for this shit, and once we got out there,
he was trying to point the shit, like, hey, look over there.
I'm like, nah, nigga, I'm concentrating on this watch
and this goddamn thing in the pool, like you told me.
When he didn't get the 72, pull this goddamn strength.
That's all I'm, I don't want to see no birds.
Look over and look at the horizon.
They got you flipping all in the answer about.
Look over there.
No, I'm cool.
I don't want to go by the other pairs of you.
Nah, niggas, tell me in by us.
Oh, that shit, thank you know.
And the problem.
And the problem is when you release that shit
and that suit,
that fucking suit tighten up on your ass.
You're talking about having your balls in a clamp.
That motherfucker's because it's the wind
in that suit, and then you're going up.
And that motherfucker's, it's like you strict-wrapped.
And you come down, all your shit just up.
You're coming down.
See, I got ass, man.
I can't do it.
You can do it.
You can do it.
It's got eyes.
It too much ass.
You can bring the pump.
No, cause when you come down and all that wind, man.
I got a dude.
I can't do.
I can't have it.
No, I ain't did it.
I don't.
I don't.
I ain't scared of shit, really.
But I go.
I can't do it.
But I might be too tall to have another motherfucker.
No.
You ain't too tall.
They got a motherfucker right for your ass, too.
Strat right behind you.
You know what type of job?
You know what type of job?
They got one right for you.
It's great.
But I do it with you.
I feel like lines and tigers and shit.
I want to walk a line.
I'm going to walk a line.
Once you get on that plane, then you go up.
You got to go.
You got to go, because they can't, they can't land with you.
Well, they can't.
The pilot got to land.
I land with the pilot.
That's the bullshit they tell you.
I lay with the pilot.
We can't land with you.
We're going to have to crass.
We're going to crash.
Well, then we're going down.
You got to get out, bro.
I'm trying to live.
I got to go.
Go on with you, Papa.
Fuck you scared up, bro.
You paid them four, four hundred dollars.
Jump out of me here.
Diggy and tape.
Take it.
Yeah, are you screaming?
Yeah, are you screaming?
Get that camera out of my faith, bro.
Get that camera by my faith, bro.
I'm not playing.
I about that tape.
I don't want to do this shit, though, but.
That's the shit that'll make me do it just for that tape,
and I want them to put white people music on my shit.
I'm on the highway to hell.
Doon, do, do, da.
That's true there.
I'm on the highway and I am.
Oh, you stupid.
I can't do that.
It's got to have shit.
Fuck that.
I ain't playing with life.
I stay on ground, my boy.
I'm jumping.
I ain't.
I'm jumping.
Why you ain't did the jet?
Huh?
I'm rushing.
Oh, I ain't never had the desire to do this shit.
I thought you did it already.
I thought you did it already.
No, I ain't did it.
Oh, you just practiced?
I would.
You said I would.
I did the indoor shit, but that ain't the end-door shit,
but you're getting on top of bed.
That ain't about a fan.
It's too hard to get up in the air.
I got up in the air, though.
Yeah, it's- It is hard.
If you hold your body just right,
I got up in the air.
You got to hold your body all right like that.
But I got up at the end.
You feel like you're going to get caught up in that fan up there, though.
That's what I'm saying.
I had, I was training all this shit trying to.
Fuck around and do that shit all the way right.
You're going to go straight.
I'm going to walk me some lines.
That's what you're going to do?
Yeah.
Keen shit.
I'm like, you shit that motherfucker ain't going to turn around, my boy.
I'm going to walk like four little step.
Then you cut around that bitch.
One, two, three, three.
I just want to do, like, one two steps, that's it.
I don't want to walk the bin no mile.
You got to be fucked up.
A lion, nigga.
Or like a Chad wall, a cheetah's shit.
I don't give a fuck.
But not too many steps.
You want to walk it.
Yeah, just about five steps.
Then come get that bit.
I don't want to jump, I don't want to.
Count the step, my boy.
One, two, three, four, five.
Ah, here.
Uh-uh.
I'm going to say five.
I want a fan then.
They just, hey.
That's what I'd be worried about.
Which one?
Hold on, what happened?
You're getting the eight, it sounds like.
Who walked in the cage?
Oh, he tripped.
Oh, he tripped.
Nah, fuck.
Oh, he grabbed his hand.
He killed him.
They killed him.
He's going to take you my back.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Oh shit.
Hey man, welcome back today to the Fast Seltzer.
Yes, sir.
But he really thought he could
check the special out of that.
Hey, man, it's on YouTube, man.
No, it's great.
YouTube, YouTube, Domino Effect on YouTube.
You can go to Iliadcd.com
Yeah.
Damn.
To YouTube, man.
Appreciate all of people who have already watched.
People who've already watched this shit, y'all, big in it up, so.
Somebody just knocked some shit over back there.
Right, yeah.
All we fuck with it, man.
That Ty Treibb in there, that's an up for you.
Oh, he over there.
Oh, what up, Ty?
My bad.
Yeah, man.
Drop that social media one more time when the shit fell down.
Oh, it's on YouTube, or you can go on to Ali-Saddy.com.
I'm on all social media platforms.
It's all linked to everything.
I got Ali-S-D-D-I-Q.
I can spell my last name.
All social media platforms, same thing.
And make sure you go to YouTube.
Check that domino effect out.
Well, there you have it, folks.
Hey, fast, I'm sure.
Ali, Steve.
We got out here.
Hey.
Yeah.
My wife.
Ah.
Not enough, buddy.
Let's get a mother.
Good.
What you did?
That one, fool.
Three, two, one.
One.
Five.
Three, three.
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