The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Alternative Black History Month Facts ft. KDubb & Kyomie | Ep. 75

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She got a job. Do you have a patterned out? I'm kind of gangster. Do you have a girlfriend? Like, is if you're asking the wrong way? You're asking personal questions. Can we like to get a girlfriend? No, it's too sorry.

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This bitch shit? There are comedians, by the way, so they're all, you know. Oh, I, no. Yeah, you want to get settled. I'm gonna say some stuff, but you know I got her mouthpiece, so it's okay. See, you got brothers, huh? That's good. No, I just.

You got cousins. You've been around some dudes because your vernacular and your swag is like, you know it already know, I see, niggas like you all my life. All my life I had to fight. Yeah, where are you from? Are you from? North Carolina. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

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Yeah, I'm gonna get some on the ear. I'm gonna smoke. Mm-hmm. Well, you just missed the buzz. I got one. Oh, I ain't miss nothing. My nigger. Hey, no.

I can't kiss you. Your feet smells like this. Oh, what's it? Hey, what's that right there, Chico? Huh? What's that you do up there? Like a notepad or some shit, like a... Yeah, I needed that.

That's my... I was gonna roll up on it. Oh, okay. I was looking for it. I ain't nowhere it was. Hey, Doug. Man, come on, man. Hey, man, I need to blur.

Your name popping up at the end of shit. I need the blur. Hey, man, you know how it is. How that feel, though? That's dope to see, though. Man, you know, you gotta do it. everything when that child support kick in. You got to do everything, man.

It started pursuing it. Oh, why you was holling at that nigga on Bill Street? He told the nigga, he said, look at the snitchie down. Stop all that snitching down. That nigga was pointing in everything, nigga. That nigga was pointing like a real snitch, nigga. I said, that nigga got the real snitch finger. Who?

He did on Instagram. He on Bill Street. So, a nigga talking to the police. This nigga dug, like, just look at this nigga. Just snitching his ass off. And this nigga back there, like, man, they up there. It was him, him, and that man. This nigga pointed like that.

You walk in the white clubs, all the white comedians already know Clayton, nigga. That's their shit. You know Clayton, bro? Do you know Clayton? I said, yeah, I know him. Clayton's fucking awesome, bro. Yeah, yeah, I knew Clayton.

I grew up with him, man. Take Clayton, you better say, yeah. Better say, yeah, Nick. They're about to call you and ask you about it. Dude, you know Clayton? Clayton English. The white boy shut your ass down so smooth, man. For real?

Yeah. I went a little spot on the Monday. I was like, how do I get up? Well, you have to call between 755 and 8 o'clock, and we normally get like 90 calls, and we pick who we want out of calls. I'm like, what? You want me to call? Nick, then no.

I'm going to call Clayton. Shit. You're stupid. Bro. So Clayton said you're good, so you're good. That shit still don't work like that because it's like they want to book you on their show but it's a show you don't get paid for

but they're going to book you and then they be hitting you like, you're coming, right? I'll be like, maybe. I don't know. I'm not getting paid for it. I don't know. I forgot about this shit.

You can do that. I got to show up, man. I got to go on down and get that little spot. I decided to cover it all. I said my nigger standing up with the camera is a creep. Yeah, the niggas standing up with the camera is a creep. Yeah, I said the nigger standing up with the camera is a creep. Girl, let me see them hips.

I say the niggins standing up with the camera is a creep. Ooh. Interviewing a young girl on a creep. About to go to the bathroom and beat his meet. That nigga right there is a strong creep. Made her take off a jacket and his beard. Hey, this nigga's about they want to see you down. This nigga about to go jerk up right now.

He acting like he never had no pussy. He's about to do something real, real nasty. It's a video. This ain't a picture. It's a video. This ain't a picture. It's a video. It's a video.

It ain't a picture. This nigga out here creeping. Side dick on a week. These bitches out here sleep. They're trying to get they meet it I say baby girl I like your outfit I like your hairstyle I like all the shit I like your clean skin and your nice lips

Ooh that's gonna pretty ya damn you got no ass and hips This ain't a picture This is a video I'm trying to blow you up and put you in a video You want to be on world star beauty of the week I gotta pipe and we'll be doing beauty We got Chico humming keep the camera running got your bitch in the room and she's up to something hey and we keep it rolling keep the camera

moving we filming a whole new movie this the movie to the bridge to the bridge all right these hos out here cheating this is a motherfucking video hey it's really not a picture though Hey, this is the video. Hey, no, it's not a picture though. Hold on. Hey, and out here cheating, these holes out here creeping. These holes out here cheating. Running, round and we're getting.

This ain't a picture. This ain't a picture. This ain't a picture. This ain't a picture. This ain't a picture. This is a video. This ain't a picture. These hose out here cheating. You run that.

I told you, Nick. Hold on, watch it, what's it. Watch it. Watch it. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

I thought about your head, Nick. Ha-la-la-la-la-la. Shabbat tweet, tweet, tweet. I threw the Charlie Wilson. Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's what we wanted. That's what we wanted. That's what we wanted.

That's what we wanted. That's what we wanted. Through the Charlie Wilson in there. Hey man, hey man, you got to fuck with the effortlessness. Yeah. Because you did it. We didn't make no effort, but maximum execution. Exactly.

You feel me? Can you do some shit with minimum effort and maximum execution? Because I hate to see a bitch with maximum effort and minimum execution. Hi, pipe, hi. Welcome back to the 85 time show. This is your man. Come on. Come on.

We're good. We're back in. Everybody did that? Everybody did that. Don't trip off the power. We don't trip off the towel. Who we got in here today? Man, come on, man.

Who in here? Man, let's go down the line. And we got him. All right, Clayton, Nang. What are you doing, man? Salvador Domingo. What is it? Come on, man.

Clay Toio Nagoshima. You know what I'm saying? I'm opening up trade with Japan, man. Trump pissing people off. I got to talk to you. We don't say his name up here. You got them right. You got them right.

Oh, fuck boy. Fuck boy in the over office. Bleep that shit. Every time we say his name on bleep. That's the only customer. He don't get no love here, man. You will get no free plug over here, buddy. Fuck.

You want some plug. You send us some products and we're going to throw the shit in the trash. Fuck you. Send us some of Ivanka shit and we booting that shit over that goddamn fence out. Yeah, you damn right. Who else in here, man? Y'all ain't know Chico Bean in the building. Tico Bean in the motherfucking building in the building.

Hey, man, hey, Chico Bean. Don't special guest them. Yeah, exactly, nigger. No second guessing, don't special guest them. You already know, Sean. This niggas in the building right now, man. And then we got my... Come on, man.

Come on with the fucking, man. Come on, man. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I can get a check fucking with y'all shit. Man. The Memphis mangler.

Hey, come on, man. Kelly. In the building. In the building. First of all, comedian extraordinary now. Go ahead. No, announce yourself. Announce yourself.

I fuck with that nigga. I fuck with him. This is what comedian, Kate Duff, and I fuck with him. You already know. Man, Clayton, that's my, that's my nigger, man. I fuck with him, man. No, K Dube always tell me, he's like, man, you need to get out of here. What's going on, man?

That's when he didn't go no way, and he still blew up. What Kay D. It was a trick. Listen, what Kdub just did is what the nigger do when you got a mutual homeboy, and he about to and he's about to beat the shit out of your man. Hey, man, I fuck with Clayton. I fuck with you, Clayton. What about us?

What about it? Nah, I fuck with Clayton, my nigga. No, no, no. You can't do me like that. Come on now. Carlos, come on. That's a Mississippi nigga right there. Carlos, you know I fuck with him.

Him and bump into a couple of the same hole. We ain't never got to arguing about this shit. We let that shit go. Exactly. I look at him. He didn't even say nothing. We just walk the other way. Two, three holes.

We didn't get a fuck about it. Chico Ben. Come on, man. We got Chico Benis. We got Grands Hoppers on the carpet walk. We went out and got the same goddamn Cadillac, Tico. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Say your name.

Let her say her name. And then we got to give you credit, y'all. There it is. Yeah, we got Keoghomi, Leslie in the building. Thank you guys for tuning. Man. Man. Somebody grew this motherfucker.

This shit right here, God, man. In a lab. Exactly. They've been hiding me, but you know, they say the best of life. They been hiding you why you've been hitting? Yeah, because you say the best for last. You say the best for last. Yeah, but it's purse-first-ass name.

She get on the microphone with the girl six voice, nigga. She got that Spike Lee girl's six voice. Hey, y'all don't respect her, bro. Hey, hey, this nink, this nink, this nink, Dube that already stepped up. Hey, ain't going to beat too many in that bitch. Y'all don't respect her tonight. Tonight. Put some respect.

Put some respect on that thing. Hey, but K Duh, we got to give them your resume, too, man. Because you on both sides of this comedy thing, man. You're on standoff side, you're on the TV side, but then you're behind the scenes on the TV side with the writing side. Yes, sir. Come on, man. Anything for a chick.

I ain't even doing anything for a check. I don't give a fuck what it is, a chick, nigger. Writing Stevie J. Show, you know what I mean? Yep. He gave me a check. I don't fuck with him personally because he's butt. No, I'm going. No, I fuck with him now.

I ain't ever know it. You're freeing now. No, that ain't the... Listen, a check-bring niggas together. It brought me to Stevie J. I ain't never think that shit we're going to happen. Hey, dude. When the nigga saw him with a check, you're like, Stevie, who's shit?

I ain't never when I to eat this motherfucker. You made my mother-pocket partner? Shit, me. I ain't there when I did eat. I've been knowing Scoob bubble for goddamn 14 years. Scoke goddamn got robbed his soul, but he never gave me shit. Stevie J gave me a check. I ain't never met him.

Shut up. Hey, rest of my dude. Hey, rest of my God. Rest and rest of peace, me. I know, I love him. Stevie J. He never got. He ain't never fuck with me, but he gave me a check.

Scokew fuck with me, but he ain't gave me shit, man. God bless his soul. That's that. That's that. That's that. You're a motherfuckin' fool. Hold on, man. You know how to do it.

You know how to do it. You know how to do it. Oh, shit. What's up, y'all? Come on, man. Darren Brin, aka Big Baby. Just threw myself on here right quick. They ain't here working on his panels.

Man, come on, man. We multitasking. Look, listen, guys, I'm not here. Do your thing. Bring your ass on, man. You ain't going to have to ask me twice. We got to ask me. We got good mics.

They can pick you up. They can pick everybody up. Yeah. Welcome back to the 85 South. We introduce everybody. Hey, shout out to the crew, too. No, this is the last, this is the last supper episode. We got everybody in this motherfucking man.

Thanksgiving table. I promise you, we got more niggies in here than the hold of cell. This is actually a whole, a whole group of niggas outside waiting to go in here. Just in hope, in case somebody get hit. Black history. We got a bitch. This is Black History Month, so we had to put a collective panel together of black people

just to discuss black excellence. I want to start this off. These black people are history. But I'm just saying, I want to start the podcast off right now by saying much love to all the ladies who used to get their hair done in the kitchen when you straightly come.

All the ladies who still get their hair done in the mother. And your mama had the grease on the back of her hand. Get your hair done in the kitchen. You get your hair done in the motherfucker? My goddamn lead going to sleep. Best hairstylist I know get there. Boy, she came, boy. Oh, you do hair?

She went from the best hairstylist do hair in the kitchen now. Like, for real. She went from the girl six voice to create girlfriend on Friday, nigga. Okay. She went from welcome to the 85 South Show. So where the fuck she lived? Just that quick. That's multitasing right there.

Yeah. Yeah. bed the whole time. Camillion. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She had a nigga to bed the whole time. Little hidden things you missed in Friday.

If you didn't notice she had a nigga in the bed, if you didn't notice that Craig put that cereal back in the... After he poured it? If you didn't pay attention to that nigger, you didn't pay attention to where that nigga took that milk out of the refrigerator and didn't know it didn't have enough in it to fill that big-ass bowl up. Like, nigger. It wasn't even heavy enough.

Exactly. Like, you knew it wasn't enough milk in that motherfucker to fill that bowl of cereal. all work, man. You can pull this shit up and, uh-uh. If you go to lift the drink up and the motherfucker just make you stumble back a little bit, ain't nothing in there. Craig, fuck what you think about?

You got kicked out the lap. You can still get on the mic. Craig made. He kicked out of the lap. Oh, it wasn't dead. Why would it go there? Well, I don't know how to that. Why did that go there?

No, worry why y'all do this? Well, really. Hey, man, take five. I enjoyed it. I did enjoy it. I can't lie to you, but I know. But I know for a fact, my baby mama going to see this. And if he ain't going to give me no pussy, I can't take that chance. We have no time.

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Well, wait a minute, wait a minute, what is? Hold on, watch this, watch this. This how gangster we are at the 85th South Shore Welcome back to the 85 South show That wasn't even on there. Some shit happened that didn't never happen. Hey, we will cut all that shit out. That should have been so.

Hey, she's going to be in your lap, but this is going to be an ad for the show. Don't cut it out yet because, shit, if you give me some pussy and stay. But if not, I can't take that chance. It ain't worth the risk. That's the thing. You got to know your wrist. Pay attention to what K-dub just said. Nigger, know your risk.

Sometimes it ain't worth the risk. You got to know your options. Like he said, if she's going to fuck me for real, I'll take that shot. But if I'm going to have to hear my bitch fuss at me, like she's going to fuss at me just from a lap, nigga, no, no, no. Risk versus reward. Well, the lady should only fuck with niggas who got shit to lose. Hold on, hold on. I feel like you halfway there.

Drop your credential so you can get that pussy in the back. No, no. I want her to fuck me for me. I want to love me. I want to fuck me for me. Hey, man. You say you want to fuck you. I want to know who I am.

As a person. I got time for this shit no more. Yeah, he did that shit already. I fuck the yellow bitches for 14 years straight. Exactly. I ain't get shit out of it. What happened, man? Man, I fuck yellow bitches for 14 years straight, bro.

I ain't get shit out of it. They didn't get nothing out of it. Now they're going to have to, you know. Let's just change the subject because if she's going to give me some, then I take the list. It ain't really much to talk about, but, you know. But if she ain't going to give me now, cut that shit out. They do. Know what you fuck with it.

Before you fuck with it. In 2017, Yellow Bitches is coming back. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on, hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, do you think y'all was ever out of style? Yes. When? When the dark-skinned bitches started taking pictures and answering text messages and shit. You will not. What you mean?

Oh, this motherfucker hit. Hey. Wait a minute, hold on, so wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You saying light skin, first of all, I'm a light-skinned dude, and they've been trying to say light-skinned dudes was out of sky, but I ain't never felt the effect because it ain't never shorted up my pussy. Pillaging. You understand what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I'm pummeling pussy because it's plummeting towards me.

Do you understand what I'm saying? One more time. What's that? Pillaging? Plumming. Poverize? Come on, man. What is we're saying here really?

What are we really talking about? All I'm saying is you're going to sit here and act like, first of all, I love all black women. Y'all never been out of style. None of y'all in any point. And if you think any shade that's been out of style, please don't let nobody put that on you because, because shit you gotta do what you do it's motherfuckers out here it's a girl it's a girl with the

it's a girl with the vitiligo yeah that's bad with the that's bad she got oh yeah i know shoddy the supermodel she looked like a pit bull i mean but she got spots almost you know what i'm saying like i'm saying that like a cow that's what i'm saying spots like people don't have spots like I don't know what other animals to compare it to, but people are animals too, but she's beautiful. Yeah, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she don't believe that. She, she, she, she, she don't believe that shit, she just said. She don't believe that. She don't believe that. She don't believe that. Yeah, because at what point. Give y'all a hard time. Give y'all a hard time. How? I think y'all give y'all. Y'all give y'all. Do you, do you, do you have any text messages in your phone right now?

I do. But not because I'm light skin, but it's because you were. Okay, well, how do they get your... Okay, so wait a minute, so wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, because I'm wondering about whose opinions you're caring about. Because right now, it sounds like, you're talking about women, so women care about you not answering dudes text messages? No, I'm thinking for the women. I'm thinking for the women who don't answer men's text messages that we're not interested in.

Okay, so you was interested when you gave me your number, though, a little bit. No, you're never interested, but y'all know how it is. No, I don't know how it is explained. Yeah, I mean neither. I don't understand now. Okay. Because I don't think it'd go that way. Because when we, like, don't give y'all our number,

then y'all, like, flip out and be like, you're ugly anyway. You wasn't, you. Fuck you then, bitch. You won't that cute anyway. Okay. And your head is, your forehead is big anyway. So, you know, you know what I'm saying? So that gets to you.

So that gets to you. We give y'all, we give y'all a fake number. Yeah, we, we. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. After a nigger told you. No, he don't.

After a nigger said, well, fuck you. Bitch, you ain't dead. Then you give him a fake number after that? No, no, no, no, this is before, this is, the after. Yeah. You give the fake number. Yeah, I give him my fake number. But no, you can't, you can't ignore a message for him, a nigger that ain't going to be able to get it to you.

So who are you ignoring this? You know, the same, niggas. The lame niggas who I give my text now number two, and it starts with a six, seven, eight. Wait a minute, what? You ever got the six, seven, eight, just know. No, for some reason, these walls just ain't right. I don't know what that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is stupid.

It is. It is. I'm gonna let child go for that. Let me give out fake numbers to niggins to go away. Did she really just say she had a whole? You get a fake, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa. You got a whole app with a fake phone number for this shit. But the crazy, I'm gonna tell you like this, you're living your life wrong.

She's still, but listen, Clay. You're living your life wrong. The dudes are living their life. Clay. No, if you. No, then just reject them. And then you don't have to deal with them. That's what's going to happen.

Now, if you collapse, if you collapse, because. But you're just aggressive. So you just go ahead and give up the number And fuck you don't fault No, no But this is the thing You just move on This is the thing y'all don't think y'all

These niggas is some crybaby ass niggas It's not used to getting pussy And they pout until they get some pussy And y' y'all fucking up Because you're still giving them the pussy So you're still giving them the pussy If you give them a number Because you give them the number

And that perpetuates it So y'all give them birth to these lame Corny niggas that you so-called hate You actually creating them You like a gremlin when it gets wet Every time you do that shit It's some corny pot Background, who'd be like, bro, you ain't getting the number.

But this is the thing, no. Because that's what we do. That's what happened. But just the thing, no. There's nobody do that no more. Who is doing that? Who is pulling numbers for somebody else? I'm pulling numbers for my pussy so that they can plummet through the roof

and then I can pillage through the pussy as I'm popularized. You understand what I'm saying. This shit sound like college. That's how you're in some shit. And the thing is, Clay, I don't know if y'all notice. You said you said you give out a fake number. It's a fake number. It's a text now number, right?

But it's still real enough for you to be able to see. see that you ignoring the niggins like I don't understand why would you have a number that you give out that you really that's really not your number but you giving it to somebody so you can look at ignored messages that don't make no sense to me and I'm gonna put an asteris don't think we're coming at you we just break yeah exactly I'm fussing at you like I'm gonna call you right now shorty pick up okay cool six seven eight I got you okay cool so that's the only reason why oh okay you okay I got you okay I don't like conflicts so you know oh so you try to resolve it by a fake number fake number you will get over it later you you you get over it later you you

get the kudos your home boy and walk away as a man. You know what you should do? You know what you should do? You know what works the best? I think. You ever seen coming to America? I have. Okay.

You remember at the end? Remember when he was like, we can give it all up if you want to. She was like, nah. Just do that when you don't want to give a nigga your number. Just do that. He can't get mad.

Just look at him and be like, nah, and walk off. Walk off. You keep the conversation going. But you keep it going. You take it personal because they said you had a big foehead. And that's the thing, like, you don't never hear about the niggas. So I don't get called big foehead. You don't never hear about the niggas that they like, Clayton.

It's not bad. What? You don't never hear about the niggas that they like. You only hear about them niggas. Like, you ever notice that a woman to tell you all day long, oh, this nigger came up to me. This nigger ain't shit. This nigger came up to me and was talking to me and all that.

But there is some niggas. Every nigger that come up to you ain't a nigger you ain't a nigga you ain't fucking with. But, they like they don't exist. You come in. This nigga came up on me at the grocery store while I was shopping. You were telling a nigga them stories all day and tell a nigga that the nigger's lame

and they don't get your number and all that type of shit. But you don't tell us about the Uber driver who got his dicks up. Hey, Uber driver? I do know a couple of Uber drivers. You know what I mean? So it's like, it's like, that's real, that's, that's extremely vain. Hey, man, the view is the thing that got his dick.

I don't know what the fuck me are talking about. Got to move the podcast. I found out Uber drivers were getting here and I drive Uber. Nigger. Niggas who avoid problems like these. I don't get with that bullshit. So the lift drivers ain't getting no love.

Man, that pink mustache fuck it up, man. I don't think he want no pussy. He got a pink mustache. That's the symbol. That's just the symbol. That's just the symbol. Hey, man. Oh, yeah, we're going to fuck a Uber no more.

We'll start the shit over one more time. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. I don't know what the fuck that was. I don't know what the fuck that was. No, we were just re-educated. Yeah, we had to, you know, sometimes you have to do that. Yeah, we're gonna put that shit separate. That's educational.

I was about to drop out. The more you know. Yeah, it was like, yeah. Whatever. I was like, this conversation is too young for me. I fuck with old-ass women who don't know how to work Facebook. They're not about to download no app and a half to do that. What that means?

I'm like, no, nigger. I don't like you. And I fight niggins. Them the type of women I like. I was like, exactly. Get your little bald head ass at my face. Hey, if you get roasted by a girl, fellas, don't get pissy. Don't get pissy.

You got a goddamn fake, ma'am. You got a chance. You got to take it. You should actually take it as constructive criticism. Because even if she's just hating, it's probably a little trooping what she's saying. A little truth in a little truth in there. Boy, you don't get your dusty ass out of it. You're dusty.

You need lotion, man. You need moistureouters. You are dusty, man. Your shirt is faded. You're dusty. A woman to give you this right here to look at you, and then it's like they scan. you like a T-1,000, and then just get the running that shit off.

Damn, get ugly for you real quick. I don't know if y'all go through it as a comic, but I didn't have bitches really want to be my friend. Let me over and everything. Hey, dude, let me all the way over to a house. I'm all in the room and everything. We can just be friends. And you don't smoke.

Is you trying to fuck or what, bitch? What are we going to talk about? I didn't let the bitch hold family. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Give us a run down, man. You might explain that, dude. You just can't drop no law. I swear, they still come to shows and shit, man.

I don't even fuck with the dog. I don't even fuck with the daughter, because she didn't get me no pussy. I don't fuck with the daughter because she didn't get me nothing. But the family's still cool. The family feel cool. The family should you. You got to look at the positive in the situation. I'm sorry, my daughter ain't getting no person.

You're the down the ass name. And look at you now. I told her every day you were stupid little bitch. You were to feel with that thing. K-dub, some of them compliments be condescending. her uncle get drunk like hey nephew you still my nephew

I'd be like no the fucker ain't I'm your nephew I didn't fuck your niece I didn't know I ain't Oh fucking on your knees Now I'm your nephew That's a good topic You know fucking on your knee

Now I'm your nephew When I come through you know it got to deck you Female female fans that want to be friends Man They really Look at every comedian face Everybody

Every comedian was like Yeah, hell no No man So y'all ain't never acted Like y'all just wanted to be friends No, yes, acting That's the key word That sentence

Any niggott ladies Any man I sound like Tupac at the beginning To hit him up I ain't got no motherfucking friends Hey Action Ladies

Understand this Any man That like pussy That's your friend. That nigger is not your friend. That this nigger is not your. Stranger danger. Yeah. That's, stranger danger.

No man wants to be your friend. No man wants to be your friend. He's lying and wait. Go ahead. How about it? It's going to be fucked up. I'll be fucked up. I'll be fucking up.

I already know it. All right. No, no. Go ahead. You know what? I like, I like, I like, I like, I like my ability to, you know, she's a dude. Me and B. We were talking about this yesterday.

No, me and B were talking about this yesterday, right? If a female hit you up, you know I smoke, hell of weed, you don't smoke, you just want to get to know me. You don't know me. You don't know me. Bitch, I can slap the shit out of you as soon as you walk in the door. Hate it. Because, you know, killers don't display. They kill us. You know what I'm saying?

We got problems. You know, I might not be perpetuated. We do not condone violence against women. So you're a female, right? Say you want to chill with your favorite comedian. What are y'all going to do? What are you going to do? What are we going to talk about?

What are we going to do? I don't know. Exactly. That's the thing, Brian. Hey, hey. No, no, no, no. She, she, she, the way she's saying, I don't know,

that's how you fall into friends up. Because she's sitting there. And she left that option. I don't know. In your mind. Now, she would have really told you not fucking. Do you know that? Do you know that?

We can do whatever you want, except for, we're not fucking, but everything else. But why? Just to be my, what's the- I'm gonna tell you why? Because we were trying to think of us as ladies. I'm gonna tell you why. This is the reason why.

Tell us what. This is the reason why. Because niggers, niggas want to get pussy without having to give up too much time. But women want time without having to give up no pussy. That's what it is. No. Wait, wait.

You want to give up pussy too, but we don't want to ask. Can we run it back? Can we listen to this. Like I said, niggas want to get pussy. Niggas want to get pussy without giving up too much of their time and women want to get time without having to give up no pussy Period the time the time listen the time the time the time the time that like just think about it just being a nigger being a nigga every nigger every nigger want to like we want to fuck nobody want to like nigger don't want to be your friend nobody look no no no niggins

ever seen. No nigger has ever seen you and said, damn, boy, she looks like she can hold a hell of a conversation. No, no, no, that's not the problem. Wait, wait, wait, wait, before we say this. So you're saying that that whole platonic friendship is a myth? Yeah, it is, it's a myth. You're talking about platonic? Yeah, is the bitch from Pluto? Because that's the only way you can have a botanic friendship as far as I'm concerned. Or if she a dight. There it goes. Or she's a dight. And you might fuck that dight. And you might fuck that dight. Depending on what night it is. You just might.

You know what I mean? Any of y'all ever slid the lesbians' d'ams? Okay. What you say? What's you? I have the power to change those bitches. I said, oh, it's a diaper. What's for?

Yeah, exactly. I have the power to change them. What's up? So my thing is, so like y'all said, why do I give out my number? Why do y'all act like y'all going to be in the friend zone when y'all really don't want to be in friends? This is why. This is why.

I'm going to tell you. I'm going to help you to tell you to the reason right now. This is the reason right now. I'm going to tell you, because... Hold up, I didn't die. Oh, shit. Rest and peace, Loose. Oh, my nigga's out there acting like they want to be in the front zone.

Send us your location. This is the reason why the niggas... I'm going to say this, look, ladies, y'all always say, if a dude just want to fuck, then why don't he just let me know and say that? Guess what, ladies, assume that he want to fuck. because every dude wants to fuck. Now, if we weren't to say we wanted to fuck off rip, what are our chances of fucking?

Exactly. It decreases by 70%. No, no, no, no, no. No, you definitely don't. This is a thing. You definitely don't. Do you respond to that? What's up?

I'm trying to fuck. Exactly. And if you do, then you're a different breed. But this is the thing. Women always going to fuck you when they ready. That's how shit, that's how pussy get distributed. When women want to give it out. Well, Dick is not in demand.

I mean, I'm sorry. Excuse me? Oh, I can, I, what? I'm sorry. But listen. What? This is the thing. Every woman got an audition table in front of their person.

My dick is on Comcast, on demand. Every woman got an audition table in front of their pussy. This bitch is trying to pull that shit up. And if a nigga come in, and if a nigga coming, you can be the most talented. You got to come in and give all your credentials and shit and all that shit. And then if you come out and say, man, fuck them lines. I'm just going to do the shit that I wanted to say, and y'all going to give me the role. It don't work like that.

So, nigger can't come up and be like, hey, what's going on? You look good in that burgundy jumpsuit you got on. I'm trying to see if your pussy smell like some shit that I enjoy eating. Whatever. Nigger could be just, you're going to be like, nigga, if you don't get your lame ass

to fuck out my face with that shit, because man- Or maybe not, or maybe not. But still, man- Because her eyebrows went up when you said that. Hey, listen, man-honesty is two things. That's it. Man honesty is either horrible or boring.

There's no in-between of that. Wow. They did, I told you. But no, you can't fall for that shit. That's what's wrong with y'all, niggas. You see how, listen, let me tell you out, let me tell you how powerful pussy.

he is. Pussy so powerful that you just raising your eyebrows made every nigga in this motherfucker say something about it. Hey, hey, look at her eyebrows, Chico. She just, hey, she might give you some pussy. I can't say shit about some fucking eyebrows. 70% of conversation is non-verbal.

Exactly. Niggins is, exactly, Clayton. Every nigga in was like, witty, eyebrows, them connected to the titties. Like, nigga don't even give a fuck. That's what I was, that's what I'm madame. Eyebrow, titty, same thing. Yeah, eyebrows.

too, they, hey, shit. Both got liegs. I mean, they're round now. Yeah, they're in the area. It's on the top of them. If she put her eyes down like this, she can see them. You know what I'm saying? Shit, why can't I?

That's what it is. So, man, listen, man, niggas, know your worth, man. You know what I mean? Know your motherfuck and your worth. Yeah, y'all already do. Every woman. And sometimes the shit be mocked up like a motherfucker.

I love the peed. Yo, she sound like the girl on every skit on every album in the 90s. Do you. What you're doing? What you doing? What the fuck? You got no input on this shit? Yeah, he do.

Hey, man. I'm listening. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's a very passionate conversation. My very passionate people. Chico know his shit, man.

I'm telling you. But in all of your passion, please don't put the pussy on a pedestal. I make a pilgrimage to put the pussy on a pedestal, which would lead to your... Well. Plummit. Niggas don't suck tits after they get the pussy no way. Yeah. Why?

Who don't? Niggas got options around here. What you're talking about? You either sucking toes and eating ass or you eat in pussy. No, they're only... Wait, why did we get so triple egg? Damn, she served that shit up like your auntie they can cook. You either get hot dogs or bean and wiener.

Well, that's what we got. We got toes, ass, and pussy. If you don't want to eat none of that, you ain't. You can have a little bit of each, a lot of one, or you can't have none at all. So you got a big idea of sucking all three. I love it to eat. Hey, you ass-oh. Hey, you're a little bit of it.

Listen, I'm not about to discuss eating ass. Listen, if you go from a toe to an ass then to the pussy, man. You can't trust that bitch. I'm sorry. And y'all wonder why you got ginger vitals. You wonder why your breath can't stop stinking. They wonder why you got ginger fiders. You don't went from toes to ass to pussy.

That is not the direction you did. Boy, you got, hey, you got foot and mouth disease. You don't get your ass out of him. How are you a toddler? And they ain't going to show the commercial for your medicine to like 3 o'clock in the morning. You ain't even going to know it some shit out there to help you. Because you're going to be going to sleep too early because you stand to the motherfucker. You got some shit that ain't even out yet.

They don't play your commercial till 3.30 in the middle of a sports center. You know what I mean? Three fun guy. Exactly. You eat all this shit and wonder why you can't go to sleep. What? Happy meal. Bitches suck.

Happy meal. No, bitches. Well, who dig you sucking? Listen, exactly. Listen. Bitches, bitches didn't suck dick and got a whole lot. You suck in dick the right way that you can get a whole lot. It's a lot of, it's a lot of, listen, it's a nigger right now signing his name on at least two of 20s.

And what article did you find this? It's a nigga right now. Get good at a word. That's the bet. All right, y'all play too fucking much. It's time to get serious. Hey, no. I'm telling you.

She said something about sucking dick. No, because we. Get us back on track. Like, while we all here. we really got to discuss this ma'am give us one second um we really need to discuss the fact that the fact is out that black men the most faithful men of all races won't nobody give those carlos carlos carlos carlo carlo carlo carlos ma'am ma'am just not your segment kdub can you spend the mic around that carlos can i say something can i say something real quick

can you step out to go to the bathroom or something i don't need no interruption all black men do is stay faithful and don't cheat. Caleb is on you. All we do is try to raise our family and be good black men. That's a lie. You don't want to hear the truth. All we do is try to be good black men

and raise up family. And all black women do is stay faithful, don't nag and suck dick. That's all we do. I like to think y'all do more than that. Listen, she just made her NBA 2K player profile right there. I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.

That's definitely not the case. No way. No way. That's the thing, like, I believe that, Los, I believe that ought the black men of the most faithful. I believe that. You know why? Because y'all just, man, it ain't no lies. Niggers, niggas are good, niggas got one problem.

Niggas got one problem. We like to fuck, bitches. That's it. That's it. Look at all the other problems you have in your life. All right? Do you focus on anybody else's one problem like you focus on that one problem for us? I got 92 of a good characteristics.

Right. It's one thing wrong with me. Right. You can't get past that shit. You can't get past it. It's like your job. It's like your job. You got to say it like they said.

Except me for who I am. Exactly. Niggas got one problem. I got to accept all of this different stuff about you. I got one issue. You can't find out. You don't know what you want to eat at. You don't know what this is.

You don't know what that is. When they come to my problem, I got one problem. Holes. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? But that's not in your nature as a one. woman that's not in your nature as a woman listen okay well that's cool but you know what come with that you're gonna be a different dick i'm gonna be me personally i wouldn't give a fuck who you gave

your pussy to you if you you're the one that got to take the dick i don't give a fuck i'm beating your ass you cheat on me i don't give a fuck see there you go we can't condone it but if you cheat on me i'm beating your ass that's all to it you get your ass in the door i'm whipping your ass i'm whipping your ass all through that apartment. I'm telling you. Are you cheating? I don't leave no mark on either. So you cheat because you found out that he's

leaving the mark. You still don't look record. I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying. That nigga went to the- You found out that he's cheating. So then you like that is okay to If you don't know where UIT is, the University of Ike Turner, niggas.

That niggas, I know how to whip up your ass and don't even no mark. They teach you that at Ike Turner University, nigga. I'm going to leave a mark, boy. What's wrong with this thing? All your change going to leave a mark, man. be out of your pocket. The reviews of K-dub

is not reflect. That's a he going to whip the chain out of motherfucker. This is comedy. That's some old school shit right there to tell him. K-K-T on me. K-dub, you don't even know how old-school you didn't trick it. That's a 19-19-70 shit for your ass like that, Loz. That's our type of shit. Hey, motherfucker, you come around here one more goddamn time.

I'm going to whip the chain out your pockets. Well, I jump down your throat, come out your ass like poised. God damn it. Can't nobody threatening a nigga like a nigga in the 70s, Nick, I'll whoop the skin off your face, nigga. Beat you till you look like another motherfucker. What the more do you say?

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Niggas. That's the poem right there. Niggas. Niggas. Niggas. Niggas. Niggas. Niggas.

We just end here being niggas. Niggas. Niggas. Niggas. And we're the realest kind of niggas. Niggas. We... Niggas.

Hey, bro. Niggas. Niggas. Niggas. Niggers. Okay. Niggers. I'm a nigger.

Yeah. And I ain't gonna stunt. Beat the pussy up, then eat your son lunch because I'm a nigger. And I drive your car. Yeah. Told ya, I'm gonna stay close, but I'm fuck cause. I'm a nigger. I'm picking up my other hoes.

Every time they see me, they be like they go because I'm a bad motherfucker. Bad mother in worse, shit your mouth. I'm a nigga, and I know you heard. I'm the type of nigger that I get the job and don't go to work and be like, fuck y'all. Because my attitude bad and I'm a nigger. When I do show up, just know I'm stealing, for real.

Don't put me on the cash rap the first week. Niggas. I got to get some for you and some for me. Niggas. Then I'm going to call out six. I'm sleeping out and hit me a lick because I'm a nigger. And when I say, niggas, niggas, what we're saying?

Niggers, niggas. Where they're saying? Niggas, niggas, niggas. Who are you playing? Hey, when I say nigger, me, now I'm getting quop all the time now, bitch, and they're never gonna stop. Yeah, niggas, I only fucking shot. Damn, niggas, on the fucking, blah, blah.

Yeah, and we got some weed spots. Yeah, all my niggas, man, and we got. And we keep trees like, Niggas. Keep it locked and loaded. Niggas be out here, man. We try to toe. You already know.

Nigger staying alive. I'm the kind of nigger to put two on pump fire. I can't spend a whole tent on no gas because I ain't going by no roll up to smoke my grass because I'm a nigger. Stay with my mama. If you're trying to fuck with me, holler. Only niggas like me, get this.

Get your Christmas. I fall to sleep on your couch. Then I'll slob and make the couch with. And tell you, I'm outside. Ain't left my house yet. I'm the type of nigger that's showing up late. It's black history money. Hey, ain't niggas great?

I'm the type of nigger that's fucking with your sister. And your cousin. We don't know about your sister. Niggas. Keeping dick all in the family. And then show up at the tragedy. When it comes to being niggas, we're able. Y'all.

Watch a stolen cable. We're in apartment. You know it's real. Let me round some money You might steal your shit Take it back to the hood And spend it with my niggas Because that's how we do

If you were nigger like me Then this one for you So all my niggas listen to the shit And then what I'm in my giggas Niggas Niggas On the $85,000 Niggers

I woke my ass to the whites For my niggas Who is for? Who is for? Niggas The podcast for Niggas You should cheat on me

What I mean? Who is? I'm a whippa ass. Oh, because he's a nigger. Okay. Don't ever cheat on me, bitch. This podcast right here is for the first of the mind. For niggas who be on the phone while they holding the blind.

It's for your baby mama who broke up with you. All the niggas who live in your neighborhood who don't fuck with you. It's for your exes that you have sex with when you between this ex and the nags shit. It's for the baby mamas who be starting drama and be like, I don't give a fuck. be like, I don't give a fuck. I do that shit again, babe. This for niggas, and I mean it from the heart. This for white niggas, living off and trail apart.

This for Chinese niggas, eating all that fucking soy. This for white niggas calling me, a little boy, fuck your ass up, turn you to a cracker. You knew I'm a nigger, because I'm blacker. Niggas. Yeah, you already know we niggas. You don't slow it down, nigg. Get on the slow shit. Hey, you already.

know I'm a nigger do right by you how to fuck your figure oh that ain't going to happen because I'm a strennery nigger and I made that word up cause hey I'm a nigger I'm a thing it ain't no game I'm a nigger so I just might snatch your chain I'm a nigger so you know I love getting brain you a nigger so you know I'm going to do my thing I'm one of the coldest niggas that ever came around so much of a nigger I'm mixed with black and brown. Hey, okay. I'm the type of nigger that's coming up from Tennessee.

The type of nigger who don't mix none with the hinnocene. Strank and straight. The type of nigger that'll know your car and say, I ain't see it in my phone. I'm the type of nigger that'll open up your text and swear to God on my mummer and I didn't get your tips. I'm a nigger, you know that I'm colder than sleep. Type a nigger ask you for a ride up the street.

I'm a nigger. You know I help my mama with her rent And when your baby mama need to talk I let her vent But not before she put her mouth On my big dick, I swear I'm a dope nigger And this shit I spit sick bitch, look at me

I'm a shine everywhere I go If there's niggas in the building Then you know we gotta flow Hey, everything that niggas like Chicken, Water, Mill and Reims Bull, bull, puppies, and we know we fuck with the All this word! Jay, hey, we smoke them jays.

Right, no, no, no, trapping in the air day. Hey, no, you already know, we don't spit this shit again. I'm an extravagant nigger, yeah, I shop and sit it trends. I get a whole lot of shit and you know that it's gonna move you. Young nigger, but I'm still walking around and fucking. Hey, hey, bitch. Young nigger in the DTLR. Boom!

Young nigger, no insurance on a car, nigger. Young nigger, gay. Niggas all in the switch. NAM. Young nigger all up in your bitch. Nags. Young niggas. Gun niggas.

Fun niggas. Hanging around with dumb niggas. Niggas. Son niggas. Bumb niggas. Bum niggas. I got one. I got one.

I'm an old school nigger. Just like your dad. I'm so niggerish. You know I got a drawer full of bags. Like a bike full of cash. I'd be showing my ass. My ass. Nigger asked me to borrow something.

I say, shit, I'm doing bad because I'm a nigger. You say you gotta grow with some bags in it. Yeah, that's some nigger shit. I'm glad, isn't it? Yeah. You already know I stay at the store. Got a drawer in my house that's full of snack juice, all types of shit, because I bust loose, switch the flow up.

Everybody know that niggas blow up. Hide your dope in the flow if they show up. If they show up, they gonna take it. Hey, nigga, hey, a nigga, what the deal be? Yeah. Hey, nigga, I know that you feel me. Hey, nigga, you can see me on TV. Yeah, nigger.

Hey, nigger, ain't a nigger really than me. Hey, nigger, we gonna keep your nigger. Hey, yon nigger, we gonna do it for the niggas. Young niggas out here snowing coke on type of shit and they're gonna be a nigger. Hey, nigger, nigger, nigger, like it's a sport. Type of nigger that's where a snowman shirt to court. The type of nigger who's still free shit.

All the time. Okay. I'm a nigger. I bet a dub and break it down to three downs. Niggers that don't take care of their kids. Nigger got one suit and it's too big. Nigger already doing shit that you know. Nigger trying to get a little taxes from your home.

Oh, niggas out here doing shit for real, real street. Nigger shit. I'mma fuck with your kids. I'm gonna take the boy to live off a team with his favorite hat. Hatt, nigger, then I take them back to the house and hit his mama. Hey, hey, we broke it. It's over. The word nigger has no more power, nigga.

We didn't killed it, nigger. We just successfully buried the word, nigga, all the way. All the way. We took the bull of shit, flipped it to some good shit. You can't even say it no more. Y'all can't even say it no more. When somebody asked about that, we're going to be like, man, we want you talking about. Niggas, too.

White niggas, too. Y'all niggas, too. I'm calling white people's niggins, too. Bitch-ass nigger in the White House. Ooh. Talk to the bitch-ass nigger. Bitch-ass niggin the white house. Pussy-ass-niggin' in the Whitehouse guy.

They're in the Oval office. Ho-ass niggins. He's talking about I don't really like over. Bitch. Your bitch like over. Speaking of that shit, Chico, did anybody hear the motherfucking young dog? Oh, listen.

You know a bitch. motherfucker why you hating so much nigger wait a minute wait a minute you don't even have to rap no more play with your bitch don't talk to me no don't play with me what's the what's the

what's the camera what's the uh a million dollar shit what's the cover of the single I think it was like a a bunch of miss calls yo got it baby mama oh my god man

that shit crazy man I don't think that shit that's what it's saying yeah yeah okay because that's the street shit right there man you don't want to see niggas crash out. Okay, so his baby mom

was off. You're from Memphis. We got a Memphis dude here, so. Daw can't rap. Okay. Goddy can rap. Dog can't rap. Doff can't rap. Dawes know how to say some bullshit, some elemental piece shit. God have to. He's from Memphis. He might need to.

Because the way that nigga came at that nigga on that goddamn so. Hell yeah. No, no. I mean, nigga, nah, if there's going to be some hip-hop shit, then keep it some hip-hop shit, but... I don't believe that's no hip-hop But that's some street shit right there. Because it don't really sound like a hit song. It don't sound like a diss song.

No, it don't sound like a disc song. It sounds like a nigga calling up another nigga talking shit about you to another nigga. It's like if it sounds like I'm on the phone, like he on the phone just telling another nigga in his city about this nigga. Like it don't sound like no hip-hop beef shit. Like they about to rap against each other.

This nigga just, that shit crazy, man. I don't get it. I don't get it either. Hey, man, y'all. Just keep it on wet. four weeks in the same hotel he did what he fucked his baby mama that's what he said in the same hotel four weeks straight damn that's some spite of shit though that ain't really no accomplishment you don't like you don't really get no points off fucking on nigger baby mama

yeah you do when you do when it's a stranger because people don't know your relationship with your baby mama like we don't know if god he don't fuck with his baby mom he might not even fuck with her like that so he you know it might not even be a thing but to the public eye it seemed like oh shit's no different when j z said he fuck nah's baby mama like like If a nigga fuck your baby mama, that, like, that's a different type, but that's different than fucking your bitch. That's different. I'm fucking somebody you stuck with forever.

You got to think about me every time you see this bitch. That's what it is. But she's going to fuck somebody. Of course she is. But you just don't want to be in the same thing. No, you don't want to the fucking nigga that's going to tell everybody that, you know what I mean, that you fucking, he's fucking. Hey, guess what I just did?

I just fuck she going to be baby bomber, nigga. Nigger, get the fuck out of it. But it is you late, though. You're late to the pussy Yeah, you are. I'm talking about past nine months late. I don't know how old or the kid is, but, you're nine months late to the party.

You fuck my baby mama? Like, nigger, you fuck my baby mama? Now, you fucked her while she was pregnant? I'm gonna kill you. But that's the thing. You had to put a whole album out to fuck my baby mama? Because a lot of niggas situations. A lot of niggas situations, though,

when you hear, when a nigga come up to you, if a nigga come up to you in a lot of situations out here, be like, hey, that's why I fucked your baby mama. A lot of nigs be like, thank you, nigga. Oh, thank you so much Oh man Maybe that bitch will leave me to fuck alone And you need any help

Oh my God Jesus Christ Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, You start helping the nigga Hey man, that bitch really like to be choked Now my nigga with the left hand So the next time you fuck her Put that left hand around her neck

Nica, make her want you, make her lay in you Stay, nigga Let her win the argument when it's about food Exactly Just let her win the argument Only close the blinds halfway Before she suck your dick She liked the sunlight but she don't really

Hey man, go out there and be great My nigga She got sensitive ass What's the fucking wrong with y'all, man? I need to start hanging out with better motherfucker. Terrible outlook on life, man. Oh, man.

That's what I don't know, man. All this rap beast. I like it when it's just on the way. Oh, Nick, I got a tip. Since we were talking about baby mama shit, Clayton, I know you saw this chick. It's this chick on Twitter, right? She keeps sending us this shit.

She keep tagging us in this shit. I don't know if you saw the last chick who was like, this podcast is for bitches who got more hard than their baby dad and this bitch that is me. Keep pressing charges on me? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so today she sent me some shit, and this shit said that she had agreed to something plea

when she going to have to go to jail from God damn January to April every weekend, and they're going to drop. She had, so the baby daddy kept suing it, but, like, Charles bought her something shit, and went over there, called a case, and now she got to go to jail every weekend in April. And then she's like, and then she sent the shit, she's like, uh, this podcast is for bitches who got more hard than their baby

dad, and then she then highlighted the aggravated. I was like this bitch a real ganges. Wow. So she got to go you know that's got to suck. You got to go to jail on the weekend. Every weekend for Yeah, that's that camp. I mean but hey it's still It's still better than going to jail every day

I'm sorry, you know what I'm sorry. It's better than being to that bitch every day. If they make the motherfucker process they self in every day that shit is most strenuous than just sitting in that mother. But just knowing you got to go to but just knowing you got to go to fucking jail every Friday and you got to You got to be down there before 6 o'clock.

Right in the middle of traffic. Six in the morning? Man. You know what to be fucked up if you think you were at leave one weekend and they'd be like, no, man, we're going to need you. Right, the nigga, there's a new ship. He don't know you're supposed to be leaving. Yeah, right.

Get the fuck out of here. Hey, this guy says he's supposed to leave. Who goes to jail just only on the weekends? Get your ass in that cell. This is not myself. Get your ass in yourself. That's what I'm saying. somebody you can't come to their shit

because you got to go to jail every weekend you know I gotta go get locked up this weekend and shit all right niggins go think you're the snitching this ass this nigga this nigga does not spend more than two days

in jail he got to tell on everybody I want to know how he gathered that much information in the week you know what make that shit creative stop making flies for yourself and post them on Instagram and have motherfuckers meet you down there every time you go

I ain't you already know nigga I'm checking in at the jail jail check it In 6 p.m. How they get weekends on it, K, Duh? They got to get the blur. Yeah, you get that blur. You get that blur and tell on the motherfucker.

You get them weekends in that, bitch. If you want them to weekend, they don't tell on the, what's the blur? What's the blur? Hit him with the blur. Hit it with the blur. You know what that blur. You get the blur.

When the motherfuck got that blur in front of their face snitching. Blur me since I'm a special guest. But ask my question. What the fuck just happened? I don't know what they're doing with the blur. Go back here. He missed it. He missed it.

He had. Yeah, he said the blur, the blur when, you know what, you know what, you know what the motherfucker, you know what, motherfucker, you know what a motherfucker, you know what, you know what, it's a couple of them, okay, it's the blur, it's the blur, you know what the black one, when the motherfucker just being a, when the motherfucker just being in a dark room and then they changed the voice. You already know, he's so dope all up and down the East Coast. You know, we work together. Hey, you know what we did? It was really based upon the gang mentality that we come from. You know what I'm saying? Most of the time when the motherfucker would come up.

We had dope and everything in our pocket. Hey, you know what? We sold a lot of dope. You know what I mean? That's how the niggas is. Hey, hey. If the nigger's voice is high, they make it deep. And if the nigger voice deep is high, the nigger be like, yeah, so we was out there on the scmott and you're like, this niggis is the biggest fuck.

How the fuck is this nigga this big and this voice way up here? Then they always, they'd be the white motherfucker. We chose to talk to T-bone, who wanted his identity concealed. Tell us a little bit about the game. Well, you know, it already went down by the time you know, Frank got out of jail. We was already running the streets most of the time when they used to come through the hood we

already had girls on the window hey they feel like they could tell you anything if they behind that black spot yeah we was raping bitches and everything about the same thing you know hey that niggins forward to get a soda and the light hit his face yeah it wasn't no thing it was just simple it was raping bitches you know what it's mine good when you see the black when you see that black blur that the regular blur something else but when a nigga behind when he on that black blur he doesn't you know everything that they're telling you everything that's when the cartel niggas that's how they got the mexican cartel niggas so we used to tie this up in a rat hole that's when you dig a hole full of rats

and drop somebody in you hang them by their toes and then pull them out you know what they tell you want to hear them gang shits on the history channel be so funny they always cut portland oregon a beautiful city most people are here to be able to expand and raise their families but there's a side to Portland that you don't know then they cut the music and there'd be a niggas shooting in the air yeah fuck that shit nigga boom ball ball ball ball ball

21st and second street roadblock gang you already know roadblock niggas out here then the motherfucker be in the interview they start with the nigga in the black they start with you already know roadblock man we did it a whole lot different than a lot of people in the city

you know what I'm saying we kidnap kids and all types of shit shit I'm still raising the kid that nigga I stole from a nigger they always got to go through the list of shit they do murder. Yeah, murder, larceny, grand theft,

money laundering. They always got the one nigga that talked like he on the screw tape. We was just, you know. Exactly, man. That's how that shit go.

You've always won't. You all got a favorite ganglan. Yeah. My favorite ganglid is the one. What did that thing is up? I was out there, but when that child died, I knew I had to make a

See a shit. Hey, you know what be funny. My mother that night. Hey, Kate up. He'd be the next game member. He'd be 20 years out of the shit. Exactly.

Don't it be crazy when they show the nigger who was a super gang member doing something positive in the community at the end? You know, I'm just out here for the kids now, man. You know, we got this football program started. He got some bullshit, though. I got a recycling program. What? Hey, but he says some fucked up shit. Hey, put the fucking cans over there!

Yeah, so you know I'm out here for the youth. Them kids scared his hell. I got three of the bitches. working for me that's the good part you know I mean I'm trying to change my ways nigga them guy them documentary my favorite gangland though is that one from Memphis that Lamont guard shit nigga that's real my favorite gangland was they had some I think they was Crips in Alaska oh yeah I saying that shit hey hey these motherfuckers drove all the way to Los Angeles or the Bay from Alaska to get

one kilo one like with a nigga that sold him like you should Sure. You only want one? You only want one? Like, I mean, y'all driving back to it. You might just... Yeah, both. But the nigger that was buying one was like, bro, trust me, that's plenty.

That's plenty of work. Clayton. We fit to clade. I don't think of had the Eskimos. It's sniffing. It's a nigger in the black spot. Yeah, we used to drive from Alaska to LA to get one kilo, man. Shit was crazy out here, nigg.

These young niggas don't know the struggle. I remember one time we had a kilo. We lost it in the snow. I need for one of you. We was on the way back, we was damn there back. You know they smoke every time they do that. They're smoking the whole time. This is the 85 South Show.

This is the podcast for niggas who tried to sell dope, but ended up losing it because it was a hole in your pocket. Oh, man. Nigger lost $400 worth of heart, never sold it in life. Listen, you are never seen the nigga look for something as hard as he going to look for them rocks. He dropped out his pocket. Ain't nobody braving that braver than a heroin dealer. Exactly.

That motherfucker got to do that. with the most stressed-out motherfucking thing. When the heroin addict needed, they need it. They needed, bang. Crack head to walk away and say he don't fuck with you no more. Come, I don't fuck with him no more. He can get me nothing. The harron addict, you're going to have to give it to him.

He's going to keep popping up. He's going to keep popping. Yeah, and they'll be out early. I'll pop up with you with your kids. Herwin is an early drug, too. You with your kids and shit. Hey, he has chucky cheese under the mask. Hey, you're in the drive-thew.

You're in the drive-thew. Hey, play. This motherfucker, you, you're visiting your grandma's grade site. He's standing. out there with you. We don't share this shit then. God damn. Exactly, nigga.

They catch you early as fuck in the morning, too. You got to give it to a hard-in-law. What is he said? You be on your way to pull your best on. I can't give it to you, bro. You got to get the fuck out of there, man. Don't try that same shit.

You try to snatch it last time. Nigger. Nigger. You tried to snatch it last time. You try to snatch it last time. Give me two money first. Hey, them dope face walk up on you with the swole up hands,

nigg. Come on, man. You know, I need. Come on. The shit. you're like them niggas got cell phones and everything hello hello yeah it's me man yeah my cousin just told me see you walking down the street i'm out to run up on you real quick that nigger pop up anywhere you'll sit a nigga be happy with your grandma's right what don't sell the shit

don't sell the shit don't want nobody to buy from me you know how the shit do us god damn can't that dig a pop-up to hell walk your kids to the bus stop i ain't i ain't never met a motherfucker I don't want no money. Hey, you come home, he helping your kids with the homework. I'm trying to help get this multiplication. Exactly. Nicky, your baby mama introduced the nigga because he didn't see the finesse is so bad

she thinks you're out with the high school together. Your friend is here. You're like, who the fuck here? He in there with the kids. He in there with the kids. And nobody called me, told me they was coming over here. Nigger, you walk in that motherfucker is him. Oh, oh.

Hey, this is. Hey, man. You got a smart one of the kids. your hands here you want to talk in here you want to go back outside smart as a whip selling to a heroin addict like feeding the cat you stuck with them goddain't oh oh man you pick your son up a football practice i'm gonna hit a guy before they buy from you they got to ask you your address so they got a bid to stop by hey this niggins just show up and start helping you get groceries out the car come on here i got you

you walk you walk into your front door he out there like so this way you live huh got to come back downstairs I grab these waters for you just open the door I'm right behind you I got you hit the crack your voice didn't get you ain't got nothing to worry about out here I told the paper man go head on just give me the paper I don't come in I don't get why do crap do that to a nigger voice in a quick trip bro he wouldn't let me open the door I was like I got no I got it I said bro I'm open them on no I got it I said bro let me open it don't know I got it why do crack do that to niggas voices man What if that nigga pulled up after Uber?

Hey, Harvard. Do a study on why crack make niggins' voices sound like that. Because every crack, no matter, you see a crack head. It happened immediately. I think whatever the, like, you know how when you're smoking weed and you got it in you and you're like, shit, you know what I'm talking? I think it's stick with them. Like, whatever you just, yeah.

It happened to me. How it happened? And your shit just changed. You be like, you know, I was going to tell you the other day that I was in. Now there's some kids down at that school now, dude. I'm here, crackhead, I don't... Exactly. Do their voice never go back, though?

No. No, they never went back. Listen, man. I used to do crack, but my voice never went back. I used to do crack, but my voice just stayed right. There's nothing like saying one of them crack heads walk up the block with that napkin in their hand, nigga. You know what they're trying to put in that napkin. Hey, any of y'all seen Charles out here?

And Chico, I don't give a fuck what you say. Nobody had ever been on crack got off. They still sneak and get a bunk every night. Sneaking and engage. They sneak and engage. Hey, duh, this is what they say before they hit. I don't know. I mean, I've been doing this shit for you with poor.

Hey, they tell you how long they've been doing crap. I'd lose my goddamn lie. I've been doing this shit for 20 goddamn years. You think this is some crap? This ain't nothing but I'm fucking. You know what I mean? This ain't nothing. This ain't nothing you got to worry about.

As a matter of fact, I told you about coming down this motherfucker without knocking any goddamn way. I live down in the basement, nigga. You ain't got no bender down here with your little nosy. That's the thing. When you live in the house with a motherfucker that's on drugs, when you get in trouble for shit, you're not supposed to get in trouble for.

You get the motherfucker in the bathroom upstairs. You go to the hell upstairs. God damn, little nigger. Shit, your mama teaches knock on a nigger door before you come up in this motherfucker, this bust up in here and shit. You're just going to walk in the house. You're like, what's that? You're in the living room. You're asking questions, shit. What's that? What's that? Don't worry about what the

fuck I got going on over here. Shit, now. So, you got me to, well, it's smell funny. It smelled funny because your little snake-ass came in here. I wouldn't do nothing in here. What kind of soup you was cooking on this spoon? You get that, you get that Uncle Ice-ass, nigga. Look at her money-making sunny.

You don't even give your mom. Mama, no real money. You don't want to see that nigger walk in the house. You don't want to walk in the house and that nigga sitting on the couch. You don't want to walk in the house and that nigga is mad at you by throwing away some eight days old food, nigga. You threw away my food. That shit was old as fuck. I still was going to eat it.

That shit was goddamn green as a motherfucker. I know it was green. I still was going to eat it. I wasn't going to eat the green part. I wasn't going to eat the green part. She's the nigga. Fuck that, nigga, nigga. Crack.

You know what? If anybody got on crack, I don't. If anybody got on crack after 1990, you're just a dumb motherfucker. Like, by that time, you knew what the fuck it was. If you chose to hit a pipe after 90, you just wanted to be on crack. Because it ain't nowhere in the world you didn't know as many niggas was walking around your neighbor. There's a young nigga that smoked crack right now. How?

I don't know. I was like, who gave this young nigga or rock to smoke? Exactly. What type of nigga from the 90s to now tell you the outcome of crack? I mean, even the bike, man. But it still ain't bad as that heroin, though. You get K. It does right.

Duh, what that niggins say when you try to open the joke, man? I got it now. Just throw the change on the ground when you come out of that now. That's what the for a deal. You throw it on the ground. Just throw it on the ground when you come out. Because I know you don't want to touch my hands. You ain't got to respect me?

Yeah, exactly. We ain't got to be friends and nothing. As a matter of fact, I don't want none of these other niggies around here. See me and you got our thing going because they start coming over here trying to open doors and shit. Oh, man. Your own personal crackhead. Who was that crack? head nigga who used to be up there up there.

And that nigga lived under the deck up there. Ant told me one time, but you ain't never gave me shit. You're the only one. I said, what? You the only one ain't never gave me nothing. I said, nigga, what the fuck are you talking about? Everybody else, Carlos gave me something, Laval, Skow, Clayton, Chico, everybody, you don't want. I said, who the fuck came

came on, what list you got, nigga? What's the list? The fuck is, what's going on, baby? Yeah. I don't know. And one move you go. I thought she left, name. I did.

What? Oh, here we go. Shit. Here we go. She got that life lesson. She went and started trying to apply it immediately. Let me take notes. I should have wrote it down while I was in there.

She just went out and filled out an ITT tech. Entry, you just went and took a whole entry exam. You still. Where you going, man? Big fan, man. All right, man. Okay. All right, but we know, because he'd be wrong.

This nigga's stupid. Did you shake the wall for good? That's good. It's been solid for a minute, but now all of a sudden it's got shaking. Right. That means the foundation wasn't good. The foundation. Oh, man.

This is the 85 South Shore. This is a podcast for niggas who pee with the seat down. Don't even get a fuck. Pits all on the back of that one. It's all on the goddamn seat. And this is for the bitch who will come in and say clean-ass shit the fuck-up, nigga. Who's the fuck you think this is? This is for all the fan bitches who live with their big sister.

Now she's talking like she went in the hallway and swatter the Puerto Rican. That shit is crazy. That's all these fucking niggas. Oh, hit that piv. Yeah. Oh, hit that pada. Fish give. Hey, you hear our voices change when we get to talk about that pada?

Hey, nigga, get that goddamn pile. Hey, that's how they're talking about it. Hey, that's how they talk about it. Hey, poop me up. Hey, man. That's how niggas. So, niggins introduce that pada in the whittes. But hey, man, I was going back outside to me.

White people hit you with, did! You want a party? I mean, you want a party party party party? Like party party party? Hey, call those, callos, hey. Oh, a nigga at you. Niggins who won't powder act like you already know. You know, yeah, I got a moment.

I mean, I ain't said you got... Don't talk about that. Don't talk about it. You got to fuck with it, but I'm saying, you know. Oh, man. Oh, man. That's how we get down over here. Not like that.

What else we got? What about? We don't do it either. What about them? We don't do it either. What you do? That's why we was making fun of them. Because we know they're watching the podcast right now and they fucking nose hurt.

What you do? They mad at us now too. That's it. That's it. That's it. Well, you should capitalize off of that. What? Yeah.

I have a little place where you know you can web cam it up. I ain't. quite wrote my book on there yes what you're gonna help them what what you mean what you're talking oh okay what you're so that was just for me to hear that was just easy okay all right all right i'm gonna put that in the five use that in court hey y'all uh biont's pregnant for real twins what was she fake three i seen a real baby them babies in there rehearsing right now get it together bitch five six seven eight I thought over, I tripped over the court.

Move the placenta. Move the placenta. I believe Beyonce going to give birth to the greatest rap duo since Alcad. This is very talented individuals. I think it's going to be one of each. You want to take a bet? Do a bracket. Yeah, it might be a bracket.

It's going to be a bracket. I think it's going to be two of the same. I think he probably had two more girls. Yeah, yeah. He probably had two girls. Because like, like, my son for Jay Z. Because you listen to Jay Z lyrics. You're like, yeah, you're going to have daughters.

Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying? He said some cold shit. Certain niggas is going to have a girl. Some bad chicks didn't get past the bridge. Went to one Trump plaza on their asses. Oh, he said Trump on that shit. This nigga told, Jay-Z told the chick in the song.

Work with them, little daddy. When we're done, get ready. Nigger, do you know what that mean to have to work with them? That means you've got to try to convince yourself that these are not, little dead. You've got to try to put some with some. Then you eventually have to get put together. to a level with you.

It's not what you think. And he said, we can go bowling. It ain't like before. Can't you see that I'm growing? I was so immature. But Jay Z. You growing by taking bitch's bowling? He's going to get a backdray.

That was the first date I took a bitch on. Bitch, we're going to vote. That nigga said, 6 a.m. She'd be at my house. 6.15. I'll be kicking her out. That mean that nigga fuck. And she got back dressed and was ready to go.

Niggas. Niggas don't even. Or, give us the oar. Give us the o'er. Or she could have been on Amali and talking to god damn much and what was he about to do huh or maybe she fucked him and asked him what he's about to do i know exactly what the fuck i'm about to do what the question is bish is what is you about to do you know i mean i know exactly what i'm about to do i'm very clear i'm feeling

laid out in this motherfucker to sports center uh yeah i'm great why sports center till i fall asleep bitch what are you get ready to do i yeah man hey i you know how i i i'm Like, I don't like being kicked out if I was going to leave anyway. Like, bitch, I'm on the way out. You saw me get dressed. You know what? You can get the fuck out, bitch. I'm putting my shoes on, okay?

Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm halfway dressed right now, bitch. Do not do that. You see, I'm leaving. It's hard to kick niggas out. Niggas don't give a fuck where they get some pussy at.

The nigger would have met you at the parking lot of a Publix if you let them. It wouldn't even the boat been no way to kick that nigga out of. Publicity is a great establishment, by the way. That's a nice place to me to this. You did a nigga a favor when you kick him. him out. Exactly. That part.

Oh, yeah. It ain't nothing to talk about. And niggas stick around so you won't think he ain't shit. Hey, and the nigger be over there? Hey, you should see a nigger's face while he's sitting there. Once your ball's empty, man, you start thinking about all this shit you could be doing. Oh, my God. Nick, I think I left my eye plugged up.

Nah, damn, man, I got to get back to the crib and shit. And this bitch still talking? And I don't think women understand. This bitch talk more to send me. I don't understand. I don't think women understand. I don't think. This bitch's talking about a sit-bag right now.

I don't understand how personal it is to have to sleep in the same bed with a stranger. Like, I don't even know you. You're trying to sleep in the same bed tonight? Bitch what the fuck type of shit is that? I'm not about to sleep with you. And women think, that way I said woman, she said I'd be tugging up with her. I'm trying to watch to see what the fuck you're in this bed. That's what the fuck I'm trying to do.

I ain't snuggling with your ass for real house. I don't know. Yeah, exactly. Shit in me. Hold your ass the whole night. Okay, the real bitches. The real one. Who want to ask a real question, you know what I'm saying?

Ain't no real bitch is here, no. No, ain't no real bitches here, but some real bitches who are out there. Got you. You know what I'm saying? I just want to know, like, why y'all say when bitches ask, when we go and shopping, why do y'all say, y'all don't know us like this. But when y'all ask you. Y'all should already have clothes.

No, no, no, we shouldn't. We shouldn't. You should want to take us shopping. No, listen, this is my team. This is my, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is Hey, hey, ask yourself this. If you want a nigga to take you shopping, ask yourself, have you been shopping? What's in your refrigerator?

Do you have juice? Do you have shit to make a sandwich? If you ain't been shopping, don't expect to get took shopping. Hey, but this is the thing, though. Like, you know how to, you, man, listen. Any woman, all the ladies out there need to know this shit. Like, if you, if you, if you. But you just said, if he fucking, you didn't take me shopping.

Okay, wait a minute. First of all, see, y'all want to go. shopping but you want to do the wrong shopping because you don't want to know us first no no no first of all first of all you want to play you want somebody to take you shopping but you don't want to be real about how much your outfits really cost your shit your shit but you're trying to tell me i need a stack because i need no get that shit from whoever boutique on instagram where you've been getting it get that funny sell that bitch out get your shit for free buy it from your real bitch buy it from your real bitch and get that funny

That digger said Instagram boutique. When it's on clear, because she can't sell the shit no other time. And then the thing is, Clayton, these motherfuckers, these motherfuckers be bargaining. Hey, them outfits been funny than the mother. If all you got to barter with is pussy, we don't negotiate with terrorists.

I'm sorry. We don't negotiate with Ferris. All that barter in with pussy you trying to do, we don't negotiate. For $60, you could have a whole wardrobe of them goofy-ass outfit. For $60, you could have a clock. You can have a closet full.

No, niggas don't, niggas don't Borders don't barter with dick. Niggas barter with money. That's what niggas barter with. Niggas don't, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, pussy to men is what money is to women. That's how it is.

We come with the, we come with some type of monetary. If a nigga got money, he ain't going to barter with it. Like, that's just, if he's giving you his time, he's giving you money. That's what strip clubs are based off. Exactly. If he's giving you time, that's money. The time he's giving you trying to get in that pussy is he could have been

doing developing the cure for cancer and some shit. I don't know what the nigger could have been doing but he could have been doing something better than trying to negotiate for pussy. You know what? Saying that, ladies, give some pussy to a nerd, man. For real. That's why we left behind. Hold on what the nerd going to say when he gets a pussy?

You know, I could have never quantified how awesome the experience would truly be like because it was like when I put my entire penis shaft inside of her ovary I could actually feel it clenching down and squeezing. What do you say about that outfit?

What do you say about that outfit, Clay? Well, the outfit, I mean, it was moderately priced, though I was able to buy quite a few of them for. They were, like, at first she said, I need $1,000. I said, $1,000, that doesn't sound right, because that material should only probably cost $0.38 to make. And then for the sewing, the labor,

that could never be more than, like, $1.39? How the outfits fit? How it fit? Well, the outfit, it kind of fit her. It wasn't really for her shape, and it fit kind of ill. Like one titty was like supposed to be here But it was here

And like it didn't do what it was supposed to do But I bought a lot of outfits A lot of outfits Funny fitting outfit, bitch That's my nigga Funny fitting outfits Give a nurse and pussy man He might save the world

Because niggas boxers fit What? You said what? Niggas what? Niggas box is what? Niggas boxers what? What about them? Regularly If that's the word

Boxers fit irregularly? That means your dick small No that just means you probably been wear your draws too long. Exactly. You didn't hoot in your droll, man. Nika, you didn't hooping them drawers. When your drawers turned in the basketball shorts?

Yeah, exactly. You didn't hooped in them. Two days grinding all day. Exactly. Hey, nobody else tripping off the last 10 minutes of this shit. We just go, we just go, that's what it is. I don't fix that bitch nine times.

Yeah, that shit is good. Hey, man. I don't fix that shit. I don't know what we're talking about. This is the 85-7 show. I didn't lost my voice laughing at this. I don't know what the fuck going on. I have no idea.

You okay, though. Did you learn something? She just keep yelling out the most random shit. She can think, yeah. I don't know. But that's what women do. Y'all say the random shit that try to go on. Bitches get new panties.

Okay. I only suck dick in the car if he make $85,000. No, but answer me this. Answer me this. Do you wear khakis? That's what I fucking thought. That's what I fucking thought. That's what I fucking knew.

Fucked God. Mari. Wow. Thousand percent sure. So y'all. out with the pettiness. This is another spectacular roundtable discussion here on the 85 South show, breaking news.

Got my man Chico Bean in the studio today. Fuck these niggas, dang shit. Wow, wow. That's what we get. When we give you the platform, when we give you the platform, when we give you the platform to pedestalize your pussy to put yourself in a place where you won't plummet and you can pilgrimage to a profitable perspective, this is what the fuck you come with?

Niggins ain't shit. You're so rude. Bitches, it's the shit. I hope you grateful. Buy my flat tummy T, off my Instagram, and the teeth whitening shit, too, bitch. It'd be like, man, I really hope this pussy good. Like, you really, you really, nigger really be like, man, if this pussy ain't good, boy,

I tell you, I can't believe I'm entertaining all this shit. Oh, for real. Hey, flat tummy T, man. Slat tummy T, hey, hold on everybody. Hold on with you. Hold on a check, baby. Hold on. Your head got to be hitting, I promise you.

Say yours. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You said if the pussy ain't good, the head got to be hitting. The head got to be, that's a law. That's a law. That's a law. That's what that is. I need to move there.

Your Gody book, I thought y'all was reading that. No, he wrote a book. What? Please do me it on my face. Hey, in other news, before we get the phone. And now, sports. Go ahead. Exactly.

You got a book. And she's reading that motherfucker from me. I don't know no, man. Is she the only one to know he? I don't know no, man. He wrote that motherfucker for her. That nigga, yo, God, he wrote a book in her DM. He gave her a pamphlet.

Yeah, that nigga wrote 38 DMs. She didn't have reading that motherfucker. I sent a girl book in her d'em. That text her back. Did you read them? That shit started off with the word, broken. Never was I broken until I saw your face on my timeline. What you got coming up, man?

I know you be fucking around with VH1 heavy. I'm seeing you on all that show, love and hip-hop. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Well, you know how to make. Big shit. Yeah, I mean, we, New Orleans on Wednesday. We're fin to shoot this next season

of family hustle. We're fin to turn that bitch up. I'm going to go in here. Nick, you're a snuck around and got in the family. I didn't fuck around. You didn't fuck around and made the family, my name. You're that uncle, though. You that uncle.

Hey, man, long as I ain't crow. Shit to me. That shit was funny. This nigga had an episode where he talked to Craighead and he had to do comedy. I told him. The nigga wouldn't get off state.

Hold on K-dub. ripping this motherfucker No, K-dub I got them feeling me, man I got it, I got it, baby Hey, we turn Shout out the crow Shout out the crow

That niggas He wanted to do some shows Right now What you had him Doing the show at the old The old folks Oh man That's funny as a motherfucker

That's black history That need to be ready Oh man You know it, man My nigga Chico Bean Out here making history too Nah man We're doing it

You know we're just trying To make it I saw you in Australia Yeah, we're going back to the outback. Yeah, I'm saying, with the outback this time. Yeah, but I'm saying, you win that. Yeah, yeah, you already know, man. We're just trying to make, man.

We're just trying to make some extra thousands, man. That's me and Carlos go. It ain't for us. Hashtag it ain't for us. It's for any kids. ETG, man, extra thousand game. We don't get to keep none of this got damn money. Yeah, that's what we here.

That's what me and Carlos said. We got the T-shirts coming to, extra thousand, man. Because we just want some extra thousand. That's it. Come on, man. Ask him for much. Just a couple extra thousand. Clayton.

What's up? You've been on the road, like a motherfucker. Where are you at? Oh, man. Shout out to them people in Denver. I found out where the black folks are in Denver. That's awesome. You know what I'm saying?

They on the east side. Yeah, the nugget. That's your team? No, I'm just... You're just... You're just... We all thought that at the same time. Oh, man, okay.

I'm out in LA too. I'm gonna be out there trying to make some moves, get some things clicking. And... Yeah, man. You know what it is. Clayton English. podcast that already happened it was awesome it was amazing

as you can know we stay in the future we stay futuristic sometimes people refuse to come into the future with us and they have to stay in the present big baby what up that wasn't no bad thing you know man working college tour me and being FFCS man

you know motivated by the 85 South show got my own podcast started off taco meat man shit you know what I mean I'm talking my boy else I'm been drinking we got CIAA coming up, huge shows coming up, Carlos Miller, me, and Bean. Right, right, right, right. Comedy's on Charlotte, March 8th, you know us, 85s 8th?

Right, right, right. We got Wile and Out coming back. We got a film that shit. Yeah, uh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. I might fuck you a boy and pay a bill. Such a gentleman. That's a new young nigga with an ad there, that's called. Fuck my girl, play her bill.

You can play that on the Sunday before one. Yeah, yeah. How am I fucking... This podcast is for niggas who got a little piece of church blunt, just sitting on the ass trade when church get out. That's where we come to the studio and record this shit.

Exactly. You're not about to disrespect black history. Did we say anything about black history? We did a 10-minute song about... About niggas. Yeah, but that's... Give us a black history fact we might not know. No, let's...

You know what, fuck that. We're not doing black history facts. We're doing black history, alternative facts. Ooh. Oh. Black history, alternative facts. Little known alternative facts. Little known alternative facts.

We get alternative facts. Little known alternative. I want to give a shout out to my old nigger, Billy D. Jones, the first nigga to say, come see me, I'll beat your ass. Alternative black history facts. I want to credit the first nigga that ever said, oh, my mama. I don't know what that nigga name. but he need to be more recognized I want to I'll go ahead Kda is it my turn

because I don't want you're just talking about you know you're not invited you back because I just fucked up the turn all right cool I want to not come back what I'm saying is I want to give a shout out to the first nigger that said that baby ain't mine let's do it let's do it it was he said he said I actually want to give out shout out to the face the true face behind the underground railroad, Marcus Williamson. A lot of y'all don't know him, but

he was the nigger that, you know what I mean, used to make sure hurried and shit was on the right path, and he used to make sure that all the niggas had, you know, shit to smoke on the Underground Railroad. What was your name? Marcus Williamson. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Hey, oh. I got shout-offs, too.

I got shout-offs, too. Uh-oh. Okay. Make sure it makes sense. I got a couple shout-outs. How long do I got. Let us check the wall. Okay, check the wall before I get my shout-out. My first shout-out is to all the bitches who said, Marri, I'm a thousand percent sure.

He's the baby daddy. And he was really the baby daddy. Okay. Off top. Who else? Who else? Shout out to two chains for saying he lost $100,000 off the Falcons. You know what I'm saying?

He bet $100,000 on the Falcons. Lost $100,000. I got another alternative black history fact. Shout out to my name. Johnson, Red Bone Wilkins. The first nigger, whoever said, bitch, don't nobody want to hit that shit. What was his name?

What was his name? Red bone, John. Hey, shout out to my man, Lawrence, the Lookout Williams. Okay, the nigger never got free, but he stayed looking out telling niggas went, go ahead, go now, go now, go now. He was too old to get off,

but he stayed letting niggas know when they wasn't looking. All my, all my alternative faces, Like the sources Uncited But to the first Nigger to ever put Some house speakers In the motherfucking Trump

You are a pioneer Literally Literally I just want to recognize Lawrence Lawrence two cool Jenkins The first nigga To be like

I'm on the way He was still the side of the career Wow I would like to Personally give a shout out To Sonny C-sniff and Sims First nigga in Magic City to tell the bitch

I ain't ask you to That's a few. That all the way of dance, except between so on. Hey, hey. Shout out to William H. Hargrove. He was the first black dude to just say, I ain't picking no cotton.

And then when Mass was like, where is it? He was like, I ain't got it. Yes. Yeah. Before we move on, whoever the first nigger was to grab the bottle and lick at a party and do like this and see how much it was in that motherfucker. Shout out to the nitty.

who invented the side scale. I also want to give a... Uh-oh, okay, there we go ahead, baby. Shout out to Coretta, Shake Some Jenkins, who was the first bitch in stripper history to say, nigga, what you come here for if you ain't going to spend it? Wow, wow. And if you shout her out, you got to shout out the first strip club DJ.

He played a fiddle. His name His name was Philly D. Washington What was the name? And Philly D. Washington He would play the fiddle And if you weren't Tiffany's like

If you ain't got no money Get your broke ass the fuck up out of here We ain't Tiffany's all Yes Yes, yes, yes Alternative Black History Fact I also want to give a shout out to Eugene

The One Richardson Yes, Eugene the one Richardson. That was the first nigger to ever bar a dollar and promise he was going to give it back to you tomorrow. That's the first nigga to do that. Hey, I just want to recognize Clarence Sharp Lion Jones, the first nigger to tell the barber,

take a little off the top. And you know, another thing, they always try to downplay black history. A lot of people don't know that Harriet Tubman invented the subway. It was really an underground railroad. That shit was a steam engine, underground, everything. She really did the shit.

W.E.B. Du Bois was the first nigga to look for bitches on the internet. A lot of people don't know that shit. Go ahead. I'm telling you, there's a lot of people. Langston Hughes was the first nigga to rap battle a nigga. Wow. In Harlem.

In Harlem. Hey, did you know this? The first nigga to use a hot comb. Hey, did you know this? Did you know this right here? This is a crazy-ass fact that most people don't know. Did you know Rosa Parks was the first bitch with bundles? Did you know that?

She was the first one That's what she got on the bus She got on the bus Why she had to sit down She had been carrying all that Brazilian She had just bought But did you know Lady Bethune Cookman Was the first to have that work?

Wow Butthum I knew that That's why they called her cookman I'm not here This podcast is dedicated to the memory Of the first nigger Whoever just drove his baby mama car around

Once he figured out He could just drive her shit he stopped trying to get one. Shout out to the first nigga to fall asleep in the pussy. We had the first nigga to fall to sleep in the pussy. Yeah, and we always got a shout out this person.

Damn, what's my man name? Goddamn. Marcus McIntyre. I know that, I know that. Yeah, he was the first black person to get a new car and act like he ain't see niggas when they was walking.

So he's the first thing that act brand new? Yeah, he's the first brand new. See, this one, This is some shit that got left out of the history books. A lot of people don't know this. Well, everybody knows for a fact, a black man invented peanut butter. But what they won't tell you is a nigger invented jelly, too.

You think a nigger was just sitting around eating peanut butter with no jelly? Amen. Man, get the fuck out of here, man. You know what happened. George Washington Carver was running experiments. He had to do it in there. He gave him the peanut butter on a piece of bread. The nigger had too much peanut butter on.

The nigger started choking. The nigger died right in his lab. He tried to save him. He couldn't get the peanut butter out in time. Choked the nigga to death. He said, man, if only he would have had something to help that shit go down. And that motherfucker got to work on that jelly.

Yeah. Hey, I want to give a shout out to Mitchell, Smooth Williams. He's the first nigga to ever let his boys come through and get some shit for free when he was working at the fast food. Wow. Hey, that's a trailblazer, me. That's a trailblazer. He was the first, he was the first nigga to tell the motherfucker,

pull around back. That's the first nigga to do that. That remind me of my man. Robert Lee Smalls, the first barber to look at a nigger head and say, man, who been cutting in your goddamn? This go out to Jerry, Computer Love Wilson. Wow. He was the first person to put a chip off in a cable box so you could get the nudie channel free back in the late early 90s.

Hey, I also want to give a shout out to Mabel, push it to the limit. Robertson. Wow. She's the first woman to ever pack her kids fried chicken for a field trip

for a real fried chicken a Ziploc bag of fried chicken on the field trip. You gotta give a shout out to my man Moses Watkins. First black man

to get his electricity to cut off and clam the pole and cut his shit back on. I'd have to give a shout out to Ronnie Big Mouth Johnson. The first nigga

to snitch behind the blur on first 48 2001. Is that a hell? I got to give another shoutout to Miss Mabel Simmons The first woman to say Don't eat that lunch meat That's my work lunch meat

I also want to give a shout out To Keisha you know what it goes And where it goes Williams You know what I mean? It's a lot of Williams But this is the first woman They make a lot of his thing Yeah this is the first black woman to ever ask a nigga Did you nutting me?

Yeah, appreciate you for that. Shout out to Catherine, Big Mama Campbell. She the first person to cook breakfast for dinner. And dare you to say something about it. Oh, since you're going to go to the kitchen, we got to give a shout out to Ms. Alfrida Mills, the first one to throw a piece of fat bag in a pot of green. Yes, Ms. Alfrida Mills.

I do want to recognize Ms. Editha Thane, Jones Jenkins. Wow. She was the first hater bitch to be like, he tried to talk to me too. Yeah. Also, Mrs. Gertrude Fitch, a lot of people don't know about you Gertrude Fitch, but I'm going to tell him. What you do? Gertrude Fitch is the first woman to ever sell food stamps in the hood. Gertrude Fitch. Without you, Ms. Gertrude Fitch, it would have been a lot of fruit loops that wasn't. I'm going to look, go ahead, go here. If you're going to do that, you got to honor Ms. Catherine Wiggins. She was the first person to have to bring the crackhead to the store with her to buy the food stamp,

but they had to transfer it over to the car. So you couldn't just hand the food stamps off like it was in the car. Hey, we got a shout out to ancient Egypt, my man, Faru Tutankan Ananaki. Oh, shit. He the first person that's like, I ain't leaving y'all, shit. Oh, man, got to give a shout out to my man, DeAndre Johnson, my nigga. He is the first nigger to rent some furniture and move. Hey, hey.

My home girl, personally, Shanika don't give a fuck Jones. She wanted me to give her a shout out for saying she was the first. Cash me outside. Oh. Cash me outside. Can I recognize Tim 7 p.m. Johnson? He was the first nigga to set the time on streetlights for everybody to get home. That's what it is.

Also, also, I want to give it, you know, it was some young black people that made history, too. I want to give a shout out to my man, Louis-Ritch Mason. Little Rich Mason, the first black man, the first, he was only 13 when he did this. The first teenager, actually the ass-a-nigger could he ride their bike and keep going? I heard of him, B. That reminded me and my other nigger. Booney Debo Jackson. Okay.

He was the first nigger to be locked up, call somebody and tell him to call somebody else on three-way. Damn. I just want to recognize Henry, first cousin Smith, first man to ask your mama, can your son stay at my house tonight for your auntie? First want to step out there on that. I think I messed that up.

I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, there we go, Los. Hey, I want to give a shout out to Boobie Williams, man. Boobie Williams, the first nigger to ass a nigger. Man, what the fuck is you talking about, niggins? Oh, you're going to give a shout out to Boobie Williams and not bring up motherfucking Melvin Jones? The first black man to ever walk off a job and other the words,

I don't give a motherfucker. It was the first time that motherfucker has been used in that context. Carlos, you can't do that and you're not to bring up Freddie Jenkins. You're right.

Freddie Jenkins is the first motherfucker to tell the motherfucker it ain't about the money. It's the principal. I want to recognize somebody important in all our lives, especially ours. Go ahead.

Freddie Jenkins. It ain't about the money. It's the principal. I want to recognize De Kuan Johnson, the first nigga to say match one. He's important.

He's very important to the days. Dequine Jones, match, one. They were running off with that one. They wouldn't match it before the end. Hey, you got to shout out. Before there. You got a shout out Mr. Lee Willie Amos. He was one of the first black men to tell somebody.

You tell Melvin when I see him, I'm going to beat his motherfucking hand. I want to see with his grandson. Hey, hey, I want to give a shout out to Mrs. Marjorie Ford. This is the first black mother. mother to tell her kids, hey, we got McDonald's in that goddamn house. I ain't stopping nowhere to buy you shit. What was her name? What was her name?

Marjorie. She also was the first person to tell her kids, hey, when we get in this grocery store, don't you touch your motherfucking day. Bing, Bing, I think she's the same person that said in or out. Yeah, En or out. Marjorie. Yeah, that's the same one. Marjorie Ford.

Shout out to Lady Lucille Hendry. She was the first person to got to. them say, don't go in the white folks place acting crazy. Ooh, when you bring up, when you bring up old niggas, you got to bring up motherfucking Harvey Lewis. First nigga to eat a hot piece of fish right after

Greece and, like, that fish ain't hot. That fish ain't even hot. You got to bring up Mr. Lewis. Lord's great, man. Hey, we're going to post a real black history facts, too. No, we're not. But this is so fucked up, but hilarious at the same time.

But it's real. We did a lot. Some nigga had to be the first nigga to do all the shit we said. I mean, but if we just look at all the great shit black people did, man, we wouldn't have none of this cool shit. You wouldn't have no refrigerator. Right. We didn't have no stoplight.

Yeah, you wouldn't have had no... Black man invented potato chips. Black man invented the Super Soca, nigger. Man. Call waiting, call ID. All that shit was... A black man invented man. Speed down.

Huh? Before black... A black man invented man. Yep. What? M. M.A. Before motherfuckers was like, I got it.

Man. I don't know how many I got. My man. There's what motherfuckers will do with my fuck. Motherfucking said, two plus two is four. He said, I got all of them. No you don't. You got four of them.

Black dude had to come in and show you how to got them plus and minus. I forgot the little black girl name, but she was the first little black girl to ever hold up hers and be like, I got this many. Yep. These are pioneers. Oh, it was a little black girl that got rich because she got some land from some Indian people back in the day

and they had oil on it. And she was a little girl. girl bawling back in the day when you weren't he supposed to have money right she had a car and everything well you know henrietta lax you know they still studied her uh shift of cancer research yeah because she had the she was like a look that up she's like a superhero who invented who invented go for me hold on that was a white person the person the first go fund me the first go for me was the homeless person that's saying hold on beat if you can remember the name the first girl who was sucking dick and said go ahead oh shit oh shit

Oh, that's, Claudeette. That's what it is. Claude Porter. She was the first girl the sucker dick, it was like, go ahead. Yeah, that was Claude Porter. Her brother invented the two for 15. Her brother did. That was Curtis Porter.

Was it? Claudeette and Curtis Porter. Yeah, that's who it was. 215. Yeah, right. What she said, go ahead. I remember that. Oh, to go ahead.

You know, her father, Claude Porter was the nigger who told him to put the cape on the du wreck. Oh, shit. Who? Turn about that part of he named down. Father, Clyde Porter. Let me go for that. You said, Clyde? That part of it be hanging down?

Yeah, he told him. You know what that boy? I wondered who invented that shit. You know what that one? You're talking about the flap? Yeah, that's the protection neck. Okay. Okay.

The Superman. Yeah, their mother. Damn, I could have thought about this. Mavis Porter was the first woman to ever put a little bit of vinegar in that pussy, tighten it up a little bit. No, no, no. That wasn't who? That was Mavis Porter.

That wasn't her. That was not Mavis. What it wasn't. Who was that? Who was that? Who was that? Andrew Hold on

shit I can't think Give me 10 minutes I'm gonna let you think on there It wouldn't hurt I'm telling you But we gotta give a shout After Ms. Ann Calloway First black lady

To call in to work With no more sick days And just tell them Well I don't know what y'all gonna do this No that wasn't her They did that either That wasn't her Well who would it, man

He was but I knew it wouldn't Hey you know what He got a confusing Gotta give a shout out. Gotta give a shout out to my man, Forst. Gotta give a shout out to my man Forst Franklin. The first nigga to ever be like, man, I was just about to tell you something,

but I forgot what it was. I can't remember for shit what I was great to say to you, Nick. God damn. Hey, man, got to give a shout out to my man, Willis Ford. First black man to lose something and accuse somebody that stealing it. You're the last motherfucker I see him. them keys. Oh, he's trying to late on?

We gotta give it up for, uh... Damn, look on my phone right there. Motherfucking bed at it. It was in my pocket. The whole goddamn. We gotta give it off for uh, Gerald Milford. He the first dude to invite a bitch over to his house and fall asleep on it before she get there. Dang.

Oh. Dang. Black people didn't do a lot of stuff, man. Somebody off Instagram said, shout out to Jerry Hotline Johnson, the first black man. The first black man that put a hot sauce on some fried cheetah. Mother fucking right. That's big. That's big.

That's big. But you can't forget Daryl Drummond. He's the first one to ask for all flats. They didn't know what to do. It fucked the kitchen up. He won't all flats. All flats. Can we do it?

I mean, we can. We ain't never thought of before. But he was getting them. Let me see this man, man. He was getting him for Geraldine Smith, though. It wasn't for him. Geraldine Smith. She was fair about that.

You know about Geraldine, man. She was not Geraldine here. I ain't thinking the niggins knew about Geraldine, man. You know what I mean? Geraldine was the, she invented the three-piece wing. Yeah, she put the three-piece wing together. The whole wing? You're talking about the whole way.

The meal. They was only coming in twos and fours before that. But it wasn't the broke down when it was the whole way. Hey, I'm glad you're talking about it. I thought she was the first bitch that had a side. No, that was Ms. Patricia Smith. Okay, okay. That was the first black woman that asked, you want the sandwich or the combo.

Okay. Hey, y'all forgetting fucking around Geraldine was the first one to make that Christmas turkey stretch a whole extra week Wow that was the first one make a sandwich out that shit that's the first one I'm telling you man So y'all just not going to speak on this Josephine Johnson she invented the whole bha What's the whole bag for the one you know the whole bag is watching your arms in your ass that's it that's it that's a whole bag Bird band in the swing she invented the whole bag quick pick me up if you will right So quick pick me up, if you will. Shout out to my nigger,

Jesse Williams, not the white one, not the mixed one. This nigga from Montgomery, Alabama. He invented the term shade tree mechanic. Oh, damn. Shut out. What's the name? What's the name?

Hold on. Winona, Fast Feed Freeman. She the first month. to take some money in exchange for some pussy and then run off and not get a nigga open. Hey, hey. Hey, give a shout out to my nigga Ferris Fitch, man.

Another Fitch, man. Ferris Fitch, the first nigga in the hood to tell the motherfucker, yeah, I think it's your alternator. Yeah, I think that's the alternator that went bad on that, motherfucker. I can put your new alternator on it. I want to give a shout-up to Charles Sweet Baby Rays.

The name says it. Right, the barbecue song. Yeah, come on, man. Yeah, man, a lot of people won't credit Harry, this, you know, because, you know, black women hairstyles get so overlooked. Okay. Harriet Tubman actually invented the bun.

And the corn row. Exactly. And the corn roll. She actually mastered the corn roll. Yeah, she had the corn roll. And the mean mug, man. She mastered the soapy. She mastered the meme.

Right. This has been another magnificent black history episode live from the 85 South show My name is Carlos Miller We were in LA but we did the last I am black Wait wait wait It wouldn't be black history

Without shouting out Jamila Shakespeare Johnson Wow The first black woman To invent twerking Yeah

My black history This month my black history hero this month is MasterPee The nigga went to the NBA The niggas sold dope. The niggins started record labels. Made movies.

That nigga lived out each and every last one of his ghetto dreams. His ghetto dreams got fulfilled. I went to see Pete play. You know who he liked? You know who Master P like? He liked the Black Forrest Gump, Nick. That nigga did everything, that. You went to the Master P game? I saw Master P game.

It was at Georgia Tech because it was an exhibition game because he wasn't all the way in the NBA. He was like the all-sitting and he was like with Charlotte. Everybody was there. Silk there, Fiend there, Mama there. Everybody was there. Like, they're there. And so, like, you know, they're getting towards the end of the game. P ain't got in the game here.

So the crowd was like, we, man, you know, they chant and they won't pee, we won't fee. So they're saying that. And they put Mad to P out there, man. Like, man, they let this nigga bring the ball up. This nigga shoot the air ball, first shot. Wow. This nigga ain't shooting nothing but threes and missing them shit. Like, that nigga was here for three minutes and missed 173.

I was like, God damn. Y'all, we got somebody logging in from the, West Side, they said he'll do nothing without black kids three months, without snoop dogs in his turn. Oh, man. First, nigga with a perm. Oh, nigger, you can't get that the snoop dog. The first nigga, did you not see, first of all, let's just, let's just take it back a little bit. If you go see Malcolm X, before he was Malcolm X, he was Detroit Red, and he had the conch, and he had to put that shit in.

Exactly, and he had to dip his head in the toilet to get that shit out. Because it was too hot, it was burning up for shit, because the lie lay your shit down. So you got to look at it. He did that, they was doing that before that. And before he did that, they was doing that before that. They've been doing that shit in Cab Calloway. But look. Have you ever met that funny Reaper Man?

It really depends on the source that you look up. But Snoop Dog is credited on some websites as inventing the blunt. What? It really just depends on where you find your source at. I'm going to read John. Hey, go to Instagram, look up Tupac out smoking Snoop. And you see a picture back in the day. Snoop.

Snoop knocked out, drooling damn near. And Pock is extra up. Yeah. Like extra up. Like where the holes at? That's the look on his face. That's black. You don't even realize that you did this a few seconds ago, Clayton,

but you just did some black history shit bringing up when niggas used to sing like that. Come on down, baby, come on down. Do it, do it, do it. Across the town, the happy baby. That niggas, niggas used to sing like that, man. What niggis, that used to be the, you know what I mean? That's how you got on. I told long sally you to do it in the street.

She's in the street and she's suck a nigger me, oh, baby. Hey, baby. She's hot what she wants to walk. She's hot what she feels. The bitch gets down and she lick all your dills. Oh, baby. That's how the niggas used to, the niggas was the shit. Oh, baby.

See, man, that's how you know times to change. Your home boys used to help you sing to get your bitch back. Yeah. They used to get your kids back. They used to be able to help you sing to get your bitch back. They're going to get to work. They'll go to the window with you. Come on, man.

She's at. Earth Angel. Herping you are. Do, do, do, do. You guys started from the beginning. But how do you get your niggins together? Like, hey, man, hey, y'all, hey, y'all. You're about to kick it off.

Hey. I got a bitch I'm trying to get. Hey. Hey, Jack, I think it's time we do that thing we've been trying to do. That thing. What thing? That thing. That thing.

Let's do that thing. Go like this. A one and a two and a three. And a three. I can get you. Shoe do-be-do-doo-doo-oo-aw. Nope. Nope.

That's not it. Hey, wait a minute. The niggins is fucking up. Let me lead to goddamn shit. You niggins fall in. Bring us in, man. I'm gonna bring you in. One, two, three, go like this.

Un. Shoo-du-du-dube-d-d-doo-du-do-do-do-do-oo-oo-u-hu-u-u-u-hu-u-u-u-u-u-du-a. No words. No words. Subbe du da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ba. Can't go like this. Girl, when I saw you, I was in that bird with your smile. I said, girl, I could not wait to get to my place to my place for you to sit on my

way. Shoot them. Show me that. All I want is some pussy tonight if you can, it would be. Be my design. All I need is for you to be mine. Come to the crib and let me hit from behind. Shoo up, do-be-doo-be-doo.

Shoo-up, do-be-doo. Shoo-up, do-be-do-be-do-do-do-do-do. You-wop, doo-be-du-be-d-me-moo. You're retarded, man. Get the fuck out. I think we got us a doo-wop group. I want you on a record label. Oh, listen, that ain't nothing.

We got the 90s R&B. That shit ain't nothing. Me and Lowe's do that. What you need in there? You need a, what's them ingredients for that 90s R&B? Huh? You got to have a Nehu. Nehu. You gotta have a good Nehoo. You gotta have a good Nehoo. You gotta have a good Nehue. You gotta have that nigga talking real deep voice on that. All right, I got you. I got you. You gotta do it in a playaway. I got you. They gotta be like, oh yeah. Checking. We're bringing it back for the nine six.

It's always a nine six. For all you freaky fellas and all you nasty shit. No, let's do it older. Let's do it for the nine deuce. Okay, for the nine deuce. Let's do it for the nine deuce. Oh yeah. This is for all them. sexy ladies out there we're checking in for the nine deuce 92 and you already know we're about to get busy then the beat come in oh yeah keep that going right there go like this standing there, and I was in love. Because I never seen a bitch like you. Like you. It's a lot of things that I would do.

Would do you. Tonight. No, he's winger. And if that pussy is good as you look in here, I'ma take care of you all year. Yeah, pay your wind, pay your electric bill, hey, but I got to feel. I want to pay all your bills. Yeah, I want to pay all of your bills now.

I want to pay all your bills. I want to pay all your bills. I said, can I pay some bills? I'm trying to pay your bills. Tell me how you feel. I will pay these bills if you let me try. Hey Get your bills pay

Hey Come get your bills Pay I might fuck your ho and pay a bill Hey I might fuck your ho and pay a bill Y'all don't hear me I don't even have a deal

I find a way to pay your home I said let me pay your bills It didn't always think it's strong like that Let me You don't know you want to pay Let me Let me... You're retarded, man.

This is the 85 South show. This is a podcast for all the niggas who didn't get caught their time. Everybody else got caught. It ended up going home. Hey, hey. Hey, a long way. Hey, y'all owe us, man. Y'all owe us.

Y'all owe us. Y'all owe us, man. For real. All this shit you run around eat shit acting like you ain't. You fucking got it. You fucking got it. Go get it. Buy some shit, man.

Y'all owe us. This shit was four, five hours. Y'all owe us. Hey, listen, first of all, I just want to tell everyone here, listen, if you're paying attention and you've been watching the show, then you know we're coming to collect. If you know anything about us, we're going to get what's due to us. I mean, for the simple fact of, it's fucking us. It's fucking us.

I didn't want to have to bring him out here. We got new muscle. What can I say? The niggas shows up in your nightmares. He got Freddy Cougar scared to go to fucking sleep. Oh boy. I have been here for three hours. I fucking feel you, bro.

That's what I'm talking about. He's back nothing less. He's back nothing less. I'll be back soon. I have heard the comments. I've seen that you've missed me. Don't worry. I'll be back really soon.

soon. Hey. But I want to be at the Valentine show. That's for pussy. Yeah. I don't want pussies for I'm looking soul. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, you already know.

I got a nigga that you said... This is the voice that you get after you do. Man, Mr. McGee, this is Czech from the Czech Republic. I just want to check in and say something to the people for a second. Go ahead. Give it to them. I want to say something to the people. Both were done, yes.

dog is not pet okay dog no dog is food dog no pet where we come from dog is food you know what pet is pet is okay 47 that's what pet is you you you you pet dog no no pet dog we kill dog eat dog eat dog aka 47 every day pet it every day okay my name is vladdiz my name is vladiz dyniq Vladiz Dzynyk. Okay? Vladiz Zdeniak. Do not disrespect my name.

Put some respect on my name. All of you. I'm going to say it one more time. Vladis Zdeniak. Are you okay? All of the people out there, if you are looking for a human traffic victim, I don't necessarily know where to find one,

but I might be able to point you in the correct direction. My family, has a long-standing history with the human trafficking so if you look for a girl between the ages of 1824 I mean you know I have a Facebook page we help you and again my name is Vlad Dyniak so make sure you follow me on the gram and the Facebook what is your name my name is Vladis Dyniak make sure you Vladis is V-L-A-D-S-V-D-N-E-E-K.

Okay, make sure D, you say D, when you say my name, you say D with it. This is 85 South. I'm happy to be here. Because what Trump do with the ban me, did the think I would be able to make it back from the Czech Republic.

Hey, first of all, we got a multi-international criminal syndicate up here, man. We got people from Russia. We got people from Italy. We got people from Mexico. My friend, I'm from Mexico. We got people from Mexico. We got people.

from Japan or go-d-do-go-do. I tell you that I come. My friend, I hear from Mexico. I die before dishon. You dishonor my family. I hear from Mexico, my friend. I had a lot of phone here tonight. Hello!

Hey, man, we get the fuck out of here. Hello! Hey, my friend, Carlos. As soon as I want to say some shit, you... Okay, fuck it. Go ahead. No, fuck it, I'm out. You already know.

I like to... I would like to try my hand. Shout out. Go ahead. I've never done shout-out before. shout-out before I would like to try my hand that shout-out because I try shout-out on 85 I want to give a shout-out okay I want to give the shout-out okay shout-out to all my real niggas in the hey hey you can't say a niggie I say what I know my name is Vladis Diniuk I say no oh no I want to give sure excuse me

the fat man at the corner is talking loudly I do not like the way he speaks to Vladis Dyniak. If you do not want everyone die in this room right now, we don't want that. I need you to tell him to stop speaking to Vladimian, okay. I try to give, I try to give shout out. Okay, shout out. Shout out to Vradinia and shout out to Vladimir and shout out to all of my people. Natanya. Natalia, all of my people from the Czech Republic. And this is excuse me, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Women do not speak. in my country okay women do not speak in my country excuse me mr. mr. mr. mr. mr. dyniak has a problem why you know tell me you have this

establishment where women speak I would not have came here if you would have told me that you have establishment with what you're all stupid this is the new revolution we let our women talk oh I don't like it here I don't like it only it makes sense I don't like it I don't like they on there they on the ground and the 15th a bitch Excuse me She's stuck a dick on the 14th She's the main bitch

She's a main bitch She and that age She and that age Her voice sound exactly like my truck When he will not stop Man get the fuck out of here Hey man this is the 85 Shabbard

She made Carlos Miller Yeah Yeah Yeah nobody else said They name Hey hold on hold on Hold on man Hold on hold on hold on

Hold on man This show was brought to you By us By Vladis Dignette That's who I bought you this show. Chico Bean has left the building. It is now Vladis Dynyk.

I will be at every live show like the one we did before. Vladis Dynek. He was going to keep us safe in the New America that fuck with Russia happy. Shout out the red boy and backwood. Shout out the farms for whatever. We don't say his name, Clayton English. Shout out to the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. Say your name.

Oh, he paid you. He paid you. You're an agent. What's it? You need to get our money for us. Yeah. All right. Eighty-five.

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