The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Alternative Facts ft. Navv Green | Ep. 66

Episode Date: January 27, 2017

In this new era under a Trump presidency The 85 South Show brought together some of the most interesting minds in comedy to discuss how to eat pussy, the fucked up tupac statue and WTF Sean Spicer doing in The White House and we're going to try to get to the bottom of all these alternative facts! Karlous Miller and Clayton English hold it down from the host side and special OG guest Navv Greene stops through with new comers Lewis Belt and Will Foskey. The shift leader, Navv Greene stopped though to offer his business perspective and comedy young guns, Lewis Belt and Will Foskey round up the conversation with hosts Karlous Miller and Clayton English. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You ain't got to cut Black lives matter Oh 85 Oh 85 Because if you don't good They're gonna kill you when you done Hey What the fuck is the Cerepinos, ladies

Want me to call them? What are my name call them? No, because we got the No, they got our food. That sounds weird. It's more than this. It's tasting like eggs. Have it good?

Uh-huh. What should we discuss today? Yeah, it is. Oh, man. What we need to talk. Well, this is the first show since Donald Trump inaugurated. So you got to educate the audience on what's going on. Huh?

You better Google that shit. I'm not feeling to be Donald Trump out here not knowing the answer. That motherfuckers send people out there to say the wrong answer. They're not the wrong answers. They're alternative facts. And you did not answer the question. I did answer your question. You did not answer the question of why the president asked the White House press secretary

to come out in front of the podium for the first time and utter a falsehood. Why did he do that? It undermines the credibility of the entire White House press office on day. office on day one. Don't be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck. You're saying it's a falsehood, and they're giving Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that. But the point remains, alternative facts, alternative facts, four of the five facts he uttered. The one thing he got right was Zeke Miller, four of the five facts he uttered were just not true. Look, alternative facts are not facts. They're falsehood.

Michelle said her family just owned her and she didn't even get to... Well, I heard that she did and she didn't get to meet that. What song was she going to do? I don't know. Donald Trump didn't know it. I know Donald Trump didn't know it. Donald Trump people didn't ask for Cressette, Michelle. What if they would have had Indioree?

He just needed anybody black. He needed anybody black. Hey, he wants some fucked up. I know this kind of fuck too, though. But you know the niggins would be remixing all them shit online. I want somebody to take that Donald Trump clip where he'd be like, look at my. African-American. Isn't he wonderful?

I'm like a trap. He makes that bitch and makes it like a trap zone of that bitch. Look at my, look at my, look at my African-American. Isn't he, isn't he, isn't he wonderful, wonderful, wonderful? He said what you want. And she would be hard. My African-American American. Let me stop.

Fuck him. Bend-o, bend on. Hey, how y'all feeling the night, man? Everybody good? Man, I'm going to be great, boy. Let's get into this shit, man, because, you know, I'm glad that y'all understand. It's kind of like we had an emergency meeting. This is the last minute.

Don't it feel like an emergency meeting? Yeah, it feels. It feels like emergency meetings. We got a lot of motherfuckers. 85. 85. 85, hey. Hey.

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And they offer sale. They are available on 85 Southshow.com. Hey! Who we got in here with us today? You got my man, damn Greenbacker. Hey! They were questions and asked about you. I feel so honored, man.

I think it's because all y'all, y'all nigger, t-stra. They need a nigger with me. Amen. You know what I'm saying? The show. Amen. Anybody could be on the show, man. Amen.

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You got a microwave your dinner. You all that. Hey. Hey, look, I pull up and I say, hey, look, I'm only here for the night, bitch, so I'm looking for the right, bitch. Hey, hey, you're going to tell me, babe, babe, I ain't trying to make it a dream, hey, man, if you're trying to take, fight, follow the break, like. Oh, oh, whoa, hey, hey, y'all, I'm talking about, you got to tell her, hey, baby, I ain't trying to make it sound good, I'm trying to make it feel good, baby. Oh, me, man, talk that shit, hey. You already know, we are here trying to put some plane with, hey.

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Hey, that's a nothing I've been now at 10 minutes trying to bake a Come on, man Purse first ass left Now I only did we got my niggum a nigger Lewis in here, but we also got my partner, Will Fos back. I saw you guys in the door of speech.

That's right. Utility white guy. We need to make some sense of what's going on. Plus, he don't know. I know he don't know. He'll be right here with him. Hey, Clayton, on some real shit, though. Since Donald Trump

has been elected president, I make it my business to keep at least one white person in my vicinity. How are you doing? How are you doing? I know what I look like just a random ass hood nigga out here moving about being happy and shit

I'm like, I'm about to get the white boy because I know they're going to answer questions and nobody likes to answer questions like a white person tell them, Will? Oh, mom, I'd like to plead the fifth car. There you go.

Negotiations. That nigga I already know it the same. Exactly. They gave them all right rhymes. I don't, do you need a right guy, get a white guy. See, that's why I don't do that. Why y'all got to be right?

What the fuck you mean white? Right? What is what is this shit about? No, this boy shit. I thought you're going to do some vulgar word. You want me to do this? You know, I drop. I got a few.

Go ahead. You can drop it up if you want to. Please stop sending white people to places they never been. Please stop sending white people over here then. What are they coming from? I don't know where they came from. Woodstock. Where do you have to go?

We good on white people. Please take your ass home. This is an original piece. This is overseas. This is the original piece. I have been here for a while. I shall leave and come back. my bitch said I was lying

nah ho those are alternative facts alternative facts alternative facts I tell you what put some alternative answers on the test other than the right one see what you get do some alternative shit at your job

and get caught and see if you still got your motherfucking job alternative means white people man that's why we wanted to ask you real we know words Alternative facts, that she don't make sense. Now, check this. I'm surprised.

That's what, okay. So alternative facts. That's what that lady said. That's what I was about to ask Will. So it's like, you know, alternative facts just got introduced to the world this week. Well, to the blacks. Yeah, prior to this week. Had you heard of alternative facts?

Come on, Will. I'm not showing out right now. No, I have not. Oh, okay. You know what I heard? I heard of, what's your alternative? Right? That's the first.

Well, that's just what's not. Everybody looking at the white. What? No, so look. It's a normal word. Alternative facts is what's the issue. Uh-huh. So them totally different, you feel me, in a sentence.

It's the president lying and saying he's not lying. This is the new, uh, a fucking, tingo and cage. This is the new, uh, he don't trick the fuck out of wheel. Nothing to lose. We'll got a whole agenda and shit. Well, now, listen here, we're going to, if we're going to discuss the politics, we're going to have to get the facts here. 48 hours

I do not know the meaning of alternative facts No, it's basically You gotta get your hand like this, you gotta get your hand like this It's a way of curving around a lie motherfucker, you're saying alternative fact Come on, we know what words are I talk to him Ain't no alternative to facts It's either a fact or it's not

Is this true? No, so it ain't no alternative facts So what you're saying is We're getting real political right now But let me ask you this shit When you saw the shit When the lady was like well Well, maybe people just like the alternative facts.

Like, that shit ain't blow you, man. Yeah, because I never seen, like, okay, like, white people rewrite history, right? But normally they don't do it, like, right in front of you. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, like, alternative facts happen after later. Like, well, you know, we won, so we don't really want. But hold on. But you see the dude Sean.

He came out and said, more people watch the inauguration ever. inauguration ever. And he was mad about this shit. Like, how dare you challenge me, you land motherfuckie? Photographs of the inaugural proceedings were intentionally framed in a way in one particular tweet to minimize the enormous support that had gathered on the national mall. This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period, both in person and around the globe. Let's go ahead and show you my account at 10 a.m. I was out there all day. The reason that I was not taken live is because there was nobody there. And he made up, though.

He just made it up. I had the number one show. No, it was. More people watch my shit. He was, see, he was making outlandish claims. He keep going too far. You need to check your facts before, Donnell. Like, I had more people out there than Michael Jackson had.

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Well, they can't shut us down. They shut us down. We go underground. and said, now, why Steve fucking with Donald Trump, man? We ain't going to speak a man. What about them? Alternative facts, nigga, we didn't be talking about that. Because I don't know if y'all still with him.

Y'all been asking Steve to bring y'all back. Now, why are you going to come up here starting shit? Wait, wait, wait, wait. On behalf of the white delegation, I'm going to take a sabbatical. You guys talk about this. Hold on, wait a minute, man. How are you going to come up here starting shit, bro? First of all, we ain't going to speak about.

speak on that one. No, we're going to speak on it. First of all, we ain't, we haven't, we have not spoken to Steve. First of all, I want to just let you know. Me, us and Steve have not communicated, man. Had we communicated with him, we would have told him it was a bad idea. You would have told him that was a

phone. I would have, man. He knew it was fucking. No. That's why he didn't speak to nobody. Bro, I'm a Steve Harvey fan. If you go back to the old Steve Harvey stand up, Nick Steve Harvey tell you himself, I've been over here for goddamn 15 years. They ain't never called me in the office. What you want to call me in the office for?

Now your ass in the office. Bro, do you saw how he came out? We don't know what they talked about in the office. Well, because Donald Trump hit him with that ain't that right stick. Come on, bro. Hey, man, my kids and shit out there. I ain't going to like that. Man, my brother won't watch a family feud.

I said, turn this shit off. For real, you ain't fucking with family feud? And I love that show, man. I can't fuck with it, man. No, but, man. Real shit, you ain't fucking. with the fellow few no more? Unless they got two black families.

No, but Steve Harvey is always rude to the white people on that show. You think so? Hell yes. Why? Not no more. Not after that. I'm not saying there's like an agenda behind. It's just some shit I noticed.

Like, he'll just, you know, just not shit. You're really going to come on our show and fight for white rights. I still think the shit's funny. I don't have an opinion on it one way or the other. It's just some shit I noticed. Isn't that he's rude to the white people? Or is it that sometimes the white people more. sensitive and they don't know what he'd be talking about they're not as

interesting to be completely honest oh wow wow that's what this this whole show was about improving race relations I'm gonna sure I'm talking about Steve hard after this shit fuck that nigga what I ain't gonna say fuck Steve Harvey because that they can help me out life but he's gonna crazy hey man you did you're in Atlanta for the first time how was your first trip to him man I love this shit man all the niggies in the bay what's going on Everybody got a big-ass booty. I swear, bitch's got ass on accident out here.

Luke, I'm glad you in here for real. When you tell them about that fine-ass ugly bitch we saw at Magic City, wasn't she cold? Man, we sit, me and this nigga sitting there looking at the ugliest bitch is in the club, the finest one. Hey, what I didn't know. The ugliest one had to cold his body. I didn't know you had to throw money out here.

You're like, you damn man, got to throw. throw money, or you look lame. Like, I felt lame. Not only you'll look lame, the DJ will start talking shit. Hey, you broke-ass nigga with that yellow shirt, I'll throw some money, niggas. Hey, man, bitches. Slap that nigga with a titty. The DJ will be like, nigga, this ain't no listening session.

Nicky, you niggas listening to music, get the fuck out the gloves. Hey, man. Like, dog, that this won't be. The funniest shit I heard those. I was in, I think I was in, like, the Bahamas or some shit. I went to the strip club. The DJ came on. He said,

Doc being the club biting the air. You just in here biting the air. Take your ass on. See, I was on ass. I just wasn't throwing no money. Hey, but Lewis, real shit. These niggas in Atlanta, do throw money too fast. These niggas be throwing money.

I'm all up. And you didn't even all the way niggins. Why are you getting it? My name's slowed down. Don't let them play their song. So how do y'all pick the niggas to rob? Because if you throw money in the bag, you're going to get robbed. That's the nigg that's going to get robbed.

Can I get a slag? This nigg's throwing money. Nobody got robbed. So who the robbers robin? Them the niggas who'd be robin, motherfucking. What you're talking about? Mm-hmm. What I'm talking about?

Niggas, nobody got robbing, everybody's throwing money. That's what I'm saying. The niggas who was throwing out of money, they're robbed. They're the robbers. You can't be around motherfuckers throwing money that ain't got money. Mm-hmm. That's right, goddamn.

You hear me? So the robbers getting robbed. Well, nigger, wouldn't I just go rob who would just rob me at the club? You're saying like you were robber. You're a robber? Mm-hmm. if the niggas just robbed me that makes sense right you're a rob a nigga you don't rob niggas but you're a rob a nigga back yeah that's like that's like I'm not a bite of but if

that's stupid is i'm not gonna rob a nigga for the shit that he just robbed me for because i know i ain't having shit to begin with if i'm gonna rob a nigga I'm gonna rob somebody who got a lot of shit in Atlanta everybody rap so these niggas are robbed you they're gonna make a song about this shit and they're gonna describe it at least the rapist getting money out here just robbed the They're going to Cleveland now. They call them Matt Troy. If I catch my dad tomorrow, I'm going to be back today. There you go.

That shit going to eat it. That shit kind of hard a little bit. There you go. I loved it up a little bit, man. I'm glad y'all in this, motherfucker, tonight. This is the 8-5-7 show. You know, we apologize guys for the feasting in front of us, but it's a super like that episode, man.

Tell them what time it is, real shit. It's one in the morning. 13 on moms. Super grand, like, not a lot of places to eat, man. You've been running all day. You ain't eat. Lewis and Will, Will, I know you've been on the show a couple times. So you understand. Yeah. But I don't think Lewis know who the fucking podcast is for. You're telling him, Lewis, this podcast right here, this podcast is for that pretty-ass bitch who got that one long nipple hat. She just got one.

This podcast right here. it's for niggas who got a lot of tattoos and one of them misspelled but you got so many don't nobody even know it don't matter this podcast right here is for pretty bitches

who pretty with makeup on but you take the makeup off and she got bad skin man man that's for a lot of people out here then goddamn hey you know what I was thinking about in the other week

this for real niggas we need some type of white that can get these bitches makeup off our pillow because it's gonna be some niggas out here who are gonna be fucked up and they can't get this goddamn copper-ass makeup off this pillow case.

That shit be stained to the bagels. Nah, I didn't throw a whole goddamn pillow away so my bitch wouldn't catch another bitch over there. I had to throw the whole pillow away. The makeup then bled through the pillow case and everything. I'm like, well, why this shit won't stay on your fucking face? Is it, am I petty or I can't take bitch that snore?

No, you ain't petty. I wake a bitch up. This is my first time I went to sleep with the bitch And she was snoring Okay, check this out You're snoring, you really got her. I'm going to go ahead and say it. I'm going to go ahead and do some shit.

I'm going to say it for the niggins who are watching the podcast right now. Man, if your girl's snore, you got a boyfriend. You gay, you gay. Your girl is your man. Ah, you gay. Loads. You ever have a bitch fart in her sleep? Yeah.

Man, I walk that bitch up. I'm going to bustling at the bitch. I was asleep, though. I don't give a fuck, bitch. Don't do that shit in my bed? Yeah. She's all right, it's natural. I'm a human.

No, you're overreacted. You overreacting, man. That bitch is going to slow. You overreactive, but I tell you this, this, my... Girl fart at one time, woke herself up and asked me, Are you all right? No! Are you all right?

Hey. You're the one, you brought yourself up and checked on me? You overreacted, though, my name. I over- Because if you find a chick, if you find a chick who real enough to fart around you... She was a girl. You can be yourself.

Man, you ain't got the whole your for us no more. I don't. I love a real-ass chick. When you fart, when you, when you fart, when you get a real-ass-hit. And you fart, and she's like, ooh, I'm glad you fart. Because I got a far. And then it's just like, now y'all get into content. Nine, some party companies.

And then you can take it to some sexual shit, like, oh, I ain't going to want to eat that big pussy after that. You know, competing. But I got questions. So, you know. girl be trying to hold it fart and that's where all that stomach rumbling come from. You know, you hear your girl's stomach. I'd rather hear that.

That shit started playing Mr. Sam and Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum Blum. So, you're okay. After she fought, you'll still eat the pussy. I mean, I didn't have a girl fart while I was eating the pussy. Oh, yeah. That's how good I was eating the pussy. She apologized to that. Oh, Lord.

Oh, shit, I'm sorry. Sorry. You the nigger. She's just trying giving me compliments there. Woo! You the nigger.

I ain't never had my pussy like. You made me poop. Why you didn't fucking my muscles up? You got my nerves.

You got my nerve in this. You have to stage your life where you could just eat a bitch out. Was she old? I can't do it.

She was a young man. She was starting talking old. She was a woo. Woo. She got that bitch talking like viola hell yeah.

Snob's coming out Now when I got through eating the pussy She looked for me She said Now you is smart You is kind You is important I've been here

Where I am with you too I see that's a real man You're on the phone letter I'm like yeah My bowels fuck I'm gonna ask y'all We all grown men in here How you learn how to eat pussy

Ain't no direction I ain't a lot I only had to teach me a man You're the youngest But no, it ain't about eggs You're the young nigga You ain't a good amount of women Look, this nigga 19

I don't fuck the good amount Winnie fucking 11 bitches I bet you're 11 To him for sure No you didn't That big Oh not me I'm all right

I know if you ain't getting pussy like that Because this one pro If this is not Hold on my shit man Tell them how are you on look Sometimes you just got rub this Only two Hold up watch this

What the nigga said How are you said Look look check it out I'm 22, right? But I had independent study in high school, so I was a grown-ass man. What a man?

What's independent study? When you're going to go to school, you're at the house. So while niggins in the school, I was having sex. That's an alternative fact. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. I went to independent studies where you don't go to school.

Before we go into further, wait a minute. Hold on, okay, okay. I hear you, but wait a minute. You smash some mama? Wait, Clayton, you ain't here what the young niggis said. That's how you know the nigga 22. Okay. The nigg said.

He had the work program shit So he gonna act like he took His whole high school career And just accumulated all this pussy And made up for this shit I think he's just crazy I don't buy it I had a look look I had a 21 up ID at 15

That's right I don't see it all right I'm an OG or on this Do you know how much Do you know how much pussy you can get With an ID? Yes Yes Where are these girls

Where do you know my ID before No no no no no No, I'm saying You're a little to No, look, look Look, look, y'all You listen Because when y'all was young

niggas, y'all was young niggas I was a O.G. When I was a young niggins, come on. I'm humble of you to admit that. So let me tell y'all what to do, y'all don't know what I mean. So look. Go ahead.

Wait, no, one more time. We got it fucked up. When we were young niggins, we was young nigg. We was young nigg. Yeah, y'all is young nigg. Yeah, y'all was young. I was a motherfuckerug.

Let me tell y'all, look. So boom, this what you do, this was, This is what the ID for, right? Go ahead. I had the 20-up ID, so I'm in the club. So when you meet me, you don't need to see my ID because I'm old enough to be in this motherfucker already. So, boom, when I get the number, we boom, we're chilling,

had sex, oh, oh, she's going crazy, right? Go crazy. Give it a dope, you feel me, now she's thinking a nigga really grown. Yeah, what I mean? But really, you're like 14. The only reason I got caught because I had no money. Right. That's the only reason I got caught.

So by time they feel, I had no money. That's what gave me. You got to pick me up. You got to pay in Starbursts and shit, hey. You Tricking on with skills You like the purple guy Oh but no

No see that's the tricking don't go down Neither That don't Oh you ain't tricking No Wait wait wait wait Wait wait wait All right

We get me No you're fucking a girl And you're giving her money You losing Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait This is not what I signed up for I do not need advice From a 22 year old lady

About no business First of all Let's let's take them down the road That ain't even what we're talking We'll come back to that. That ain't even what we're talking about. We got to talk to this nigga about fences. I was asking about...

You got to talk to this nigga like fences. I was asking how y'all learn how to eat pussy. And then we got to hearing about some underage fucking from Louis. I don't know. No goddamn refuel. How do y'all learn how to eat pussy in the white community? Very easy. No, no, I got this.

I got this. All right. You put on a Maroon 5 album or Fallout for your choice. Come on. No John Mayor. I would have thought it was John Mayer. This was me. All right.

You know what I'll tell you, but. All right. This is, sorry, Mom. So what you do, you just start licking the pussy until she starts making noise and then you just keep licking that part. And then you keep doing it until you get a rhythm to it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He took a very high-pop, high-tackle-up approach. That nigg said.

Okay, so look, I did trial and error. You licked that part. That part? Whatever fucking part you found that she, like, lick. that part. You heard it here first. That part. That part. That's right. Y'all eat booie? Don't forget the Marinea 5. I think

you know, I just, I was just, I was able to master the pussy because I took to it like a fish because I'm a Pisces. My thing is, my thing is I learned from Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee said it be water. You know what I'm saying? Because water flow. Water crashes.

Water fills whatever space it need to feel water spills. You feel me? Water. Come on, man. Water or drown you if you drink too much. It'll kill you from the inside out. You understand what I'm saying? You can drown in some shallow water if you're not paying attention. You feel me?

Come on, baby. So what I'm saying is I try to be water. And thus being water, if you know how precipitation works, condensation, evaporation. It's a cycle. I'm turning into the water, so the water is turning into me. In return, it's very flowing. Let them use you. Let them use it.

You try to come up, you're going to come up a little greasy, you know what I'm saying? You won't be able to slide back with no fridge. I think you're really in water now. I was way off. I was way, way off. See, that's why I wanted to ask you and Lewis first to go on and get that shit after the way. Clayton is a sense saying when it comes up.

Come on, man. You got to try different technique. Go ahead. Hold on to it. See, that's why I ain't want to listen to Lewis. That's why I ain't want to listen to Lewis because you a young nigga. When you eat pussy, you want some. We've grown over here.

What do you expect? Sometimes I eat pussy. We don't eat pussy. I only take my coat on. I'm eating pussy for the dress. You don't want no pussy? I got shit to do. But lay down.

I got some way. I got to be asked me. I had a bitch pussy and I would drive. Bullshit. I told shit, watch the road. Bull shit. I said, beep the horn when we get close. I told the bitch to beep the horn when we get to your eggs.

Oh, man. I knew. I knew Lou was on the other shit. This is how much pussy I didn't ate. This is how much pussy. out and ate. You ain't, I ate so much pussy one time. How panos didn't even fit when she tried to live.

But they was loose in the waist. I was like, I'd ate the pussy and got the waist small. Hey, hey, you know what? If you really eating the fuzzy good. Look, Lou is trying to text. Can I eat your pussy? I got some practice. I got to really work up on this. Look, I'm over here and talking about

this shit sounds like, it works. Hey, I got my ID. I got my ID ready. Yeah, yeah, Lou, you can't see it right there. You got to send it smooth. You don't want me to come over there and taste that thing. Hey, ma'am, you got to act like she missed it. Well, I guess she ain't want you, pussy for lunch today, man. I ain't comfortable enough yet.

I can't, I'm not comfortable enough. No, you got to try to take this. I don't fucking no bitchy than you. Hey, on some real shit, though? You're probably right. Lewis, on some real shit, though? Hey, just like Clayton's TV on. If you don't start eating.

Pussy, this size ain't going to never grow in. You ain't going to never. I'm going to look like Roy Jones for real. All right. I'm trying to have my own. I'm telling the bitch is going to cheat on you, man. You got to eat. You got to eat.

So look. So look, when you eat the bus and try it. Like Will said, if Will was on something, he said he tried what it works till it work, right? What's the benefits out of eating pussy? Oh, thank you all. That's what I'm getting money. If you get money now, you're going to get, I throw money, niggas.

Slow down. So this, let's see, the side effects of eating pussy may include benefits, getting able to use her car at any time, getting that tax return check, getting the motherfucker that's down for you, getting the motherfucker that will come through when you're sick. Motherfucking, the whole to work at their house, motherfuckers got down, pull up and cook you some shit that she ain't even know you really like. You want me to take it from here. You know me how to cook when you eat that pussy home. Wait a minute. Let me take it from here. And you got to appreciate a woman coming, because if you appreciate the coming, you'll appreciate the coming.

Once you see that shit, and you're sitting there shaking. And you see that shaking in that. Nick, when she grabbed your head in it, she can't stop moving. She hit you with that Sonia blade move. It's right here. This is it right here. Go ahead and hit them with it alone. It's wetter.

No, check this out. It's wetter when you're licking. You ain't eating the pussy right until she gets you with a series of incomplete sentences. When the sentences is incomplete, that's when you're eating some pussy. When she'd be like, what is you? Uh-oh. Boy, but why you, but I can't, I just won't you, but you didn't, oh my, but what the, loathe? Yeah, when you get the incomplete sentences, that's how you know.

Oh, my goodness. It sounds like y'all like eating pussy mother and getting your dick, sir. Ain't nobody said. It's not about that. It's not about that. You got to put the work in. She's going to want to suck your dick so bad. Like, she's going to try to stop you, but you don't, you don't stop.

If you eat Pussy right She'll open your dick up Like a UPS Packing shit This thing This thing is Hey

When your belt We've all learned something It sounds like Somebody dropped that key Niggin When she's taking off your shit And you almost fall forward Oh what the fuck

You ever have a girl Take your belt off so fast That spin you around Yeah Hey, I know a girl right now, I know a girl right now that suck dick so good, you'd be reaching for shit that ain't eating that. What'd you be reaching for shit that ain't? Woo! What's the food?

Yeah, oh, what is this shit? Hey, when you get sucked in, you be a hell of weird ass, this is it, Nick be talking about me. Ooh, shit. Hey. Ooh. Hey. Oh, shit. Nick, I had bitch up my dick so good.

I got up and washed the dishes for the men. One time I was hit some head and I did the Michael Jackson lean just on her mouth just. I hand in all the way. This is the strangest shit ever happened to me. Smooth criminal. Chick sucked my dick so good. My sock came off.

My shoes were still on. Sucked you out of the sock. This nigga suck my goddamn. The bitch is sucking my sock off. I don't want the head if you can't soak me out of my sock, baby. Oh, mama. What's her name, lo. I can't say a man.

That head. You ever got your dick sucked? I got that big ass vein in the middle of your head straight Alonzo morning veins just oh shit hey

you ever gave a bitch and thumbs up with your talk man hey wait a bitch was sucking oh I'm rubbed my finger

through the hell I'm like man yeah I'm gonna get this shit redone I'm gonna yeah because your shit showing I felt the tracks

I'm like I'm gonna get you right man I got some head so good one time I swear I loved that a little girl I was like, come up, baby. I'm about to get cute. Hey, they do get cuter when they know how to suck dick good, though, for sure.

I got a bitch. But that comes from eating the pussy good. You ain't attracted to her like that? It started, when she started, you feel me doing that you feel me. That's what I'm saying. Like, you ain't going to miss it until another nigga enjoying that. You get that place. You always have to like that, too.

Hey, when another nigga getting that head and you're seeing them all looking happy, you was like, nah, nigga, I'll be on the big. page looking at the nigga like he don't even appreciate that shit like I did how y'all feel about having a girlfriend huh that was a lame and shit out you went from some no I want to see what y'all is gonna say because y'all talking about eating bitches out y'all and y'all numbers high y'all don't be my girl what it's not that you have to no no no no no so y'all eat girl no yes it's not that you have to it's you're supposed to tell him will and it's not your girl will you're making me proud

down here man talk that shit Yeah, see, that's some country shit, man. Now look, now look, now, no, no, you're not wrong when everybody ain't meant to get ate, wait a minute. You know, how you know? No, no, no, yeah, yeah, sometimes you see it

and you're like, how do you know who they're saying? No, no, no, look, this is what I'm saying, this what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. How do y'all know who to eat? Hey, Lou, we ain't here the goddamn coach you through life. Now, hold up, wait, this, Lou, this is a lot of y'all.

You don't watch I show that. Wait, when you eat pussy, just always say this. To yourself. You can't eat in the air by the kitchen. Some folks don't wash their dishes. That's true. I like that. And then on top of that, if you fucking with a bitch regularly that you wouldn't eat a pussy,

why is you fucking with that bitch? Hey, I just got the word. We have run out of bitches. We can't say no more bitches today. We got like two more bitches left, and they're going to cut a show off. She gives you money, though. She's benefiting you. Man, fuck that.

What's you mean? You get a new bitch or something. Hey, look. Don't be out here fucking with women you don't want to eat. No, man. I'm going to tell you that, though. If you eat a, if you eat a bitch, you better not put no goddamn condom on. I know y'all promote safe sex on the show.

No, we don't. Where do you get that shit from? Thank God. That ain't a lot. Hey, we got kids. Hey, we got kids and shit over here. Oh, so y'all. Hey, on some other shit.

Hold on some other shit. But if you eat the Now, we're the only ones on here with kids I was sitting on the other day Like, I did not I don't even take my shoes off I pull my pants down and lick my shit I want to have sex like an adult

You can't keep pulling out Y'all trust women That's what I don't I don't, I don't trust them That's why I don't even have I don't even have sex with all my shit naked I just have my shit at the bottom I don't take my shoes off

None of that Y'all are gay stuff over there Okay, the film you can't even enjoy You got a pussy. You're wearing by them all. Now, now. You're right. I'm gonna have to just start. I would hate to live in a city so dangerous.

I couldn't get butt naked to fuck. You ever know when you're gonna pull it up and run away? I would hate that shit. Hey, I'm gonna say some shit. I'm gonna say some shit. Because it's throw back to you though. What? You did have that joke as you just talk about.

Holding fucking the bitch holding your clothes. That's different. That's different. That's different. That's what I'm saying. Well, you said holding it or you have a head at the bottom. This podcast is for niggas who live in the city. So dangerous.

You can't get butt-degged to fuck. You get that's down, man. Oh, Papa. Loom. Imagine how New England is in Chicago fucking. Imagine how the niggas in Chicago fucking. They ain't got pistols and shit that are hitting the kids. Yeah, Chicago.

You can't do shit like that. No, they probably don't need to want to fuck in Chicago. No, they want to fuck. You just got to know how to do it. It's strategies. Hey, man, that shit just reminded me. When I'm moving from Atlanta, I like the fuck. Hey, man, we know that everybody ain't like that.

That's why y'all are STDs and all that shit all right. Y'all eating pussy in. Getting food and all that shit, nigger? You're not taking your pants off. Y'all, y'all, y'all are not about to come down here and blame the STD on those? First of all. The Falcons are in the Super Bowl right now.

Now it's not that time. Roll-tied, motherfucker. Right. Rise up. Rise up one time. That's how good Alabama is I use that shit for that. Another team. Road time, Falcons.

Oh, we got to shout that out. Falcons here. We ended up. We ended up. Hey, man, I fell to sleep with a rubble on one time. I almost fucking suffocated. Man. Hey, I've really done that before.

Not the suffocating part. Mother fucking right. Shout out to all the women who suck dick on soft. You are angels. Man. A bitch really got to believe in you to suck your dog. Man, you get your dick suck. You get your dick suck with a condom on.

They need the guy. Yeah, that's ass. A bitch tried me like that. Yeah, that's ass. She tried to fuck out of you. You had a real move on. That was your idea? That was her.

Nigger, she was from Backpage, nigga. What do you think about her? Hold on. You can suck my dick. First of all. Back page, they took. Hey, bring Backpage back. Back.

I forgot that shit down. The government said that shit was there. Y'all buying prostitutes? It's because you nab. Oh, wait, me, nab out of here. We got to go to the comments. We got to go to the comments. If I'm in the country.

Stop in. Back page shut down. Nav full of shit. Now, don't back. They said no Instagram now. Okay. I'm not.

You said a lot of shit you don't do. No. They sell them on Instagram now. Check this out. Now, that nigga looked like he... No, if he was really doing that shit, he wouldn't say. His face wouldn't be as fat as it is.

That nigga too healthy to be out here by and pushing. Man, I ain't know, man. You're not out of here wrong dogger like that, man. He's not. That nigga would have been slimmer. Man. All right, make your face thin Hey, but this nigga

Raylan Randall said That was dope Part 1 and part 2 I'm just waiting for Carlos to have Dispute with a guest Because Clayton and D.C. already had theirs Come on, man, we did Well, let's send it off

And fuck you, Carlos Hey, fuck you, we need Ugly Ann Ugly Ann, that's what you're going on? I don't give a fuck of enough Enough of a fuck To be out here arguing with people I could let you have

And I'm like, go ahead. Fuck. Rose Battle. Rose Battle. Oh, my penis. God damn. I don't love it. I'm on my whole shelf.

Damn. All the way to the little squiggly. Not him. No, I was going to say, right. You got to do it yourself. Let me say this. No, I blame you and Clayton, because I never would have saw the bullshit if y'all would have known it. No, let me say this.

That's exactly what I was just about to say. Fuck, Rosebilt. I just was getting shit quiet so I can say it. but it's definitely give an avenue and it's definitely you know what I'm saying but the thing that I hate about the shit now

I don't give a fuck about the loss he'll tell you I'm like fuck this but when white people act like I was supposed to give a fuck like dude how does it feel being a loser took a fucking L bro

career's probably over bro you ain't a dick on there bro I don't give a fuck man let's look look first of all we ain't never worried about that and it ain't never really been nobody that really won way that we don't want

just in life. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't watch this dude. You know what I'm saying? Like, man, we're out here. For real, for real. He got a little one. You understand? Like him. That's smarter than him. Talk to him. You feel? He is. Most of the bigger sons is smarter than the dad.

Man, hey. Real tough. You're fucking up as a father if you're smarter than your son, low-key. I'm a bit shirt bad. You feel me? No, but on some real shit. Hey, I'll do the shit again. You know what the fucking owe me. That was just like. But the thing was, man, we came off some... We came off a lot of work that week.

Like, we did the Vegas, and then we came in. And we just picked it up, but you know what? I had fun, man. I ain't gonna track, but I'm gonna let you punk motherfuckers know. Stay out of my comments, talking shit about Rose Bella. I'll slap the shit at you. I ain't trying to be internet famous. I'm a real comedian.

And I'm a real comedian. And I'm gonna slap a shit at you. And don't think just because you on the internet, I won't goddamn running to you. A lot of you motherfuckers look just like that look. ugly as pictures. I steal your ass to get. Like, don't, hey, this is the rule. If you wouldn't say the shit

to me when you see me, then don't that makes sense. That makes sense. Like, don't be, like, I hate, that's the one thing I don't fuck with on social media. It gave all you coward motherfuckers, confidence like a motherfucker. Because you know, ain't nobody going to come over your little dirty-ass house. That's why they do that a week. So you just sit up in the crib.

Niggins ain't never going to stop that. Like, playing with your booty and sniffing your fingers trying to see who will respond to you. Please cut the boo-boo. These niggas think they real when they tag you And I tag your bitch ass No, check this out This how much niggas to hate you

They'll get on social media Look your shit up And follow you for three, four weeks And be like, this the picture I'm gonna hate on it The nigga, look, have no What I love, though? You know what I love though? What, man, 85 South? All right, what is our fans, man? We got the best fans.

I know our fans go to bat for us, man. Like, if somebody talk shit in the comment Oh, nigg, it's over with it. Only our fans talk shit in the comments, but we know where it comes from and we can kind of feel it. But when somebody else talk shit, nigga, they're going in. Oh, you're like, hold on, you can't do that. You ain't part of the squad. They're going in.

They're rep for the show, and we appreciate them for real, man. No, man, they're long all the way. This nigga named after the street fighter character. This shit said, roop lug, gru, gru, gruel, glug. Rooplaug. How you said? Ragaluka. I've been watching this episode since Christmas Day.

Favorite part right now is the nerds spurn. The nigga tell you what time to come in. In 1256, we're 10th, man. Carlos face when he comes up with it. D.C. with the heart laughter. Clayton with the genius nerd shit. Damn, man. Thanks for an epic episode.

Damn, that's a good fan. That's a good fan. That's a good-ass fan. That's a good-ass fan. He wrote a favorite. Shout out to Rooka Lard. Hey. Welcome to

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One more time just to show y'all, just to show y'all, we got those dope-ass lighters. Shout out to our folks over there, backwoods. You're keeping us some good backwoods and smoking accessories. Shout out the Red Bull. Because without Red Bull, I wouldn't have shit to pop these viagras with without red bull.

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You just a young nigga who hard-headed. You weren't on the O-G shit. You just being hard-headed. No, it was because I don't want to say this shit because I'm going to sound like a thought, but I fuck two bitches. There you go. It was like. I had one at eight and I had one at 12.

So you knew the line up. Hold up, wait a bag. As long as you wash your dicks between them, you ain't no thought. I ain't going to lie. I did the little, with the way-ah. You feel me? Got a lot. Look, look, it's a thawad.

I don't know what that means. You ain't a thought. Oh, he bird bathing. When you are out here, you gotta take a whole shower when you're in between sex, nigger, you'll get foot fungus. I know, huh? I thought if I got athletes. Yeah, man.

It was a long time ago, so I know I'm straight. No, bro. Keep fucking around. dick going to sneeze. Your dick going to sneeze on I'm going to wipe my dick's nose.

This thing is retarded, where are we at? Whitney Denise, that's my girl, man. She'd be showing all the little man, wait. Ali was like

find one man with only one bitch of Clay say, I'm trying. I am dead. I appreciate that. Look how many caskies you got up there.

Yeah, she's dead for real. Anna Earn. Where do you find the earn? I don't even know if I got an emoji. Man, that's what I'm going to about she did that shit on a computer a lovely day for love please please make Clayton

rap with his nerdy white guy voice on the mixtape I'm a die laughing oh you got that shit oh you're doing it on the mixtape these niggins think we're playing we really got the mistake remember what we're talking about when he was the hell later I know but you know what I'm talking about when he said the old uh switch house oh uh screwed up click I'm gonna do a chop the screw um oh man I'll talk that's go crazy oh yeah it's gonna be I'm going to do that shit. Now, if you got something, you can read? I'm fucking with you.

I'll read it out loud for you because I know you said how to read it. You go ahead and read it. As long as you know the niggins class. Don't have me read. I have rich source. Quant Weldon, rich homie Quons said, man, they don't get now green back. You got it, corn.

What shit, I'm back, Qu'am, what's at now? I see why you ain't want to read this shit because that would have confused the average nigga from the hood. Most of the nigg is going to. look at that and think it's say tone bone right nope Tony bone Nav Green low key funny as fuck he got charisma I feel like he always

looking for a joke he says Steve if you don't let these niggins back you're a fuck nigga god damn I had the pause video hey shout out to the pause hey man hold that nigga really fuck with you because the niggins said you got charisma yeah that's a nice ass compliment that's like a niggins said

I don't even know what the whole charisma is. But I appreciate, I got that shit. Nigger, only charisma I know about it is the little stir-d-biz. I know a stupid. He got charisma. You got charisma, boy. That shit you only can type. You can't tell the nigga that in real life.

But you got charisma. Lou. Next time my baby mom would say, you ain't shit. Bitch, I got charisma. Oh, mama's the dog. Then she's going to scratch the fuck out your face. Who's fuck's charisma? You come over here brag about your new bitch.

Fuck her. Matt said, now funny as fuck. He need to be part of the show forever. Well, once you win this 85 South shit, you never really out of the shit. I feel like I'm branded in. Show him your hood in, my nigga. Show him your shit.

Oh, shit, you know I can't. We don't put this nigga down with the set. Gang, gang, gang in this bitch. Gang, in this bitch. I would have put it all in the day. But I would got to wear the shit tomorrow. Wear that shit tomorrow. It's my outfit.

Hey, now, put that shit on in the morning So you can stun on them holes all day Hey, we do have hoodies Available. Wait a minute, 85sowshow.com All the way up to 4X Everything restocked, t-shirts, ladders, ashtray And what is our people that get it? Because you know they're in that upper tier fans

So we ain't 85, it's a few 85 Southers, but I don't think we got an 85 South Army. We got an 85 South Navy. Nick, we got the 85 South Show ballers. 8thous. We got some niggas who got good-ass job. If you want to follow us who bawling, go to the store and buy some most shit.

You got the hoodie, nigga, go buy a lighter. Even if you don't smoke, just go buy like three lighters or some shit. Get some stickers. That's Tracy Ellis Ross. Not the Tracy Ellis Ross, you think. Oh, okay. Tracy Ellis Ross? Like the regular Tracy Ellis.

The regular Tracy Ellis. I don't know. The other one. Oh, okay. What are you doing? Trade, I'm going to stop you right now. I know, right? The one who bought the shit is the real Tracy Ellis Ross.

The one who's famous, she ain't shit because she ain't bought shit It might be her for real though Neither way we support you. We got a lot of famous people who watch this show Believe it or not This is a lot of motherfuckers

Samuel L. Jackson We've been riders His niece watched this show Ha ha! That's like that shit A LaMara little nephew watched the show That's like kids with Lamar little nephew watched the show

So you had and he killed him tomorrow He do? Oh man That's the crazy part There's a lot of people out there man Hell, nigger, all delicious daughters fuck with the show. Heavy. Okay, so you know, you brought him up earlier.

You know Roy Jones Jr.? Uh-huh. Well, you know Roy Jones Jr. Jr., Jr.? He loved the show. He loved the goddamn show. Roy Jones Jr. Jr. You know who else fucking with the show? Like three of Sean Kim's kids.

Yes, sir. Yeah, man. Be legit. Willie Gault? That's real. Doc Ellis, dog? Yeah. She fucked with me here.

Okay. Guess who else to be fucking with the shit? Who else with it? Not Ashanti But her sister The little cute one She'd have found Yeah exactly

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Nigger His nephew Rock with it Higgas super heavy Nigger His nephew Love that shit Guess who fucking

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I can see Come on man Okay Because guess what somebody She got to TV credit. Guess what? I don't know if she watched the shit, but I sent Jocelyn Hernandez

the link. Oh, you sent it to Jocelyn? Sent the shit to Jocelyn. She's fucking with it. Hell yeah. Guess what? Young Jock said he was going to come do the show. Yes, sir. But he had to get his hell done. Y'all laughing. You're laughing.

Hey, man. Ted Jock, we'll pull up at the Bucaseline. Hell yeah. We'll do the show live while you were in the chair. Jock should just be a comedian now. He is. Like a fend-up, though. Jack's been around comedy. I've been trying to get Plas on the show for like two months.

Oh, yeah, that nigga, hell of funny. What did he don't want to go? I don't know if he just won't come, but I ain't really been able to understand. I thought y'all might scare the nigger, man. I don't know. All the fans. Who you want to see on the show? Pee-wee-Longway.

Yeah, Pee-Wy-Longway. Come on, man. Mr. Ice Cream, man. Get the little nigger who got that. Why you ain't eat it cold? We ain't about to get it. It's no bad. It's just a, it's just a fucking bike, bitch.

This, nigger, why I fucking come on my bike ugly then? My man. How are you keep on sand and you say that hell of your fucking day? That's fucking crazy, nigger? And why you're on your crazy? Where you're crazy? You got to say fucking else for these, niggas. I got to say that.

No, you don't, nigg. You may say these d's in them. What you put my fucking bike no more, dude? What you say? What you say? Come on you know me, Seth. What's what? What's your bagging off for?

What you? What you? What you? They go push you, man. He's bagging, look. Real talk. There's no real name. I'm a fucking girl man.

You are? You're a girl man. You don't smoke, though? I don't what? You don't smoke? You don't smoke? You don't smoke? How many times your bad and who are you crap?

How many times your damn do it? I don't cry this. I don't. How do fuck? How the fuck? What are the fuck? What are the fuck? This niggas try to cook a motherfucker.

Uh, uh, uh, damn, uh, a fucking sandwich. Sandwich. It's what's saying, nigga, burn a fucking sandwich. Why the fuck you ain't eat a cold? Don't fuck wrong with you. Nigg can't eat a fucking sandwich cold. Don't, man. You can't cook a bell of cheese toast.

Because you can't. Nigger, I'll kick off my life. Hey, we ain't going to get no new rappers. We're just going to get all old rappers on this bitch. Nigger, we're about to go find Miracle. Bounce. Bounce, bounce, dude, you're with me. Bown off.

I took my walkman in school. I didn't get it up my sleeve. I told my teacher, bitch. Fuck you, I listen to where I please. Lones, you can't get miracle until you get Sam and Sam and Sam. Oh, he got to get Sam and Sam. Yeah. You got to bring a little flip.

I'm gonna tell your mama. Damn my mama. I'm gonna tell you mom. We're gonna get a little flip too, Nick, I like a little flip, come on. Nick, we're trying to get it.

He probably got the drink on my clothes. I can do that. He do. He still got the brain of that. Yeah. If we see it, won it back on it, factory,

crone it. Nigel, we got to get ghetto mafia on this bitch. Oh, man. Is Scarfe? Is Scarfe still alive? Scarfe? Yeah, he'll live. You know you're a young nigga.

Don't be killing niggas, man. You got to get silk to chocker on this shit. Long y'all don't like Pete to pop up. Don't make me peel your potatoes. Speaking of silk to shopper, nigga, Master P got a new song out this hard end of the mother. And he bop-a-

He got a song with Pee-Wee-Wongway. Pee-Wing got a song with Pee-West Pee. Because I heard a mix-taker. He tried to drop a mixtake like six months ago. No, it was like last year and that shit was horrible. I'm like, damn, P ain't the same.

But you got to think about it. Shout out to all the Oakland people. He was, like, sound like he was out of shape. He just was that nigger, though. Bought it. Damn. That niggas was out of shape. That's hell of shit.

It's all over with P. You know who the podcast for the record. Niggas who go win a goldfish for their kids at the fair and the fish be dead before they get it on. Come on, man. So the niggas said, apart from familiar. That's not funny. You said, niggas who go to the gym and act like they're doing something,

but at the end of the day, they're just fucking their self up. My shit. This podcast for black people who had the, the dog that they were scared of. Hey, y'all want to see the dog? No, don't go out there. What? Don't go out there.

That's him. I ain't going to feed him yet. I'm going to wait until they go back there. You got a lot of food like the niggum way on and some shit. That nigg ain't eat all week. You know who this podcast for specifically. That dog come at the dog full speed every time, too. That motherfucker will be like, oh, there you go.

No, he good. Like, he's staying in the house until you get too big. Man, if you scared of your dog, man, hey, you can't have. I have a little dog, man. If you ain't got time to kick it with that dog and teach you no tricks and shit and don't expect me to like your dog

because I, fuck that. I like my dog. You care about your dog because it's your dog. If your dog can't do nothing special, none of that shit is cute. I ain't never own a dog, so I don't think of the fuck about dogs. Nick, you got so much life to live. You got to eat two pussies, own a dog.

You got to eat pussy in front of her dog. The dog will sit there and look at you like this. Like, this motherfucker is going on. What? Lou a cold nigger. That's what the dog's supposed to say

when you in their pussy. Oh, boy, good. Oh, shit. I got a light to live. You got a lot of life to live, my name. Hey, loki, though. Yeah, you got a lot of catching up to do, Louis. Hey.

Locke. No, hey. Hey, but listen. This is a motherfucker's playing it on noise. That top lock. Check this out plate. Top lock. He got to eat a whole other pussy

just to have something to compare it to. He don't know how they taste. You don't even know. Hey, he's like that one pussy tastes like pussy. Oh, my right. What was her name? Bro, stop bragging about that shit. That shit might be cool where you from, but I want to raise some money.

I thought Lou was a cool-ass-a-nick to you saying that pussy. I was looking at me like, I couldn't even buy it with him. Like, I don't trust it. And the nigger wanted to eat one pussy, I don't know. I don't trust it. It's something funny about the man. It's like, he got something up his sleeve. He'll shine this nigger.

Only ain't one pussy? I don't know. I don't know much life, man. I thought I was doing good, man. What shit? I was having sex. Get money. I was happy.

Keep bragging on this shit like he's a bad. Only one pussy. Like, When he said that, that's stupid, when he said, I started a school from back. I was like, what the fuck? It really is. That's what it's about.

If I had your face, I would eat this. But I'm on some arrogant shit. How did you get away? With that, where are these girls? Because you're only young girls. No, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, geez, oh, yeah. Hey, man, y'all get off my younger, nigga Lewis, man. That nigga got a pussy appointment.

He's about to eat everybody puzzles in them. Wait to the bitches and watch this episode. What, he can eat by? I just got to do it. I just got to do it down south. That's what's up, man. I'm just eating one of these allowed to live. Yeah, he puts it down south.

Like, you better choose the white one. Hey, man. Hey, your blood pressure hat. Oh, see, now you're all scared me. Lou's going to be in the grocery store. Hey, let me eat your pussy before I get on the bus. Now, I just got to do it one time. I'm about to leave.

After all the good shit we said, he can't wait. He's going to eat the flight attendant and push on the floor. Yeah, the flight attendant is to be sexy as fuck, too. That's the bitch who got this. His whole reputation will change when he gets home. Lewis, your whole reputation is going to change when you get home. All he wants to do is eat pussy, man. I don't think it's going to work back.

I got to do it out here. Loose. Y'all missed the earlier. You just going to live life? It ain't no set place you got to eat pussy. You ever notice any time somebody come on here and talk about eating ass, it's always one person who ain't with the shit. Y'all eat ass.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Because Lowe's quiet. Oh, man. Because it's some shit you ain't got to talk about. Play quiet, too. I'm not going to be eating on ass, man.

I'm not. Oh, okay. Why not? That's the new shit out right now. What shit comes out of, man. Oh, no, no, don't get me wrong. I don't eat ass. No, no, you ain't seen you lying, I have eight ass.

I'm not an habitual ass either. I'm an habitual pussy either. That's like saying I ain't a crackhead, but I smoke crack on the cages. Okay, fellas, fellas, we didn't took a tool. Settle, settle down. I'll be, I will be the bad guy in this conversation. Get us out the assing. Hey, everybody over here than ace of man's before.

You don't know, Lou. If you eat, if you eat, I'm missing out. Shut up, Will. Shut up. You're fucking, you represent the. demographic. Y'all steal the most pussy out of everybody. Y'all eat hands, pussy, nipples, children, everything.

Y'all don't even fuck. Y'all just eat just stealing pussy. Just inconsiderate. Yeah, you eat some ass. I'm not saying, look, I'm not saying, just go out there and just eat some ass. Like lover. You haven't been in love?

Your girl ever had a birthday? Put it in the shower. She comes out smelling like, what's the shit with the glitter? Be beautiful. Bath and bodywork shit. Why you got to be, why you got to be a little I'm smelling like a raspberries and cucumber melons and all that. Why you got to be in love to eat ass and not pussy.

See, you just like. See, do you stop asking these 22-year-old questions? They're two different. When he say shit, you go to neighbors. They neighbors, I shouldn't go to a cookout and speak to the motherfuckers' over the fence. They're the ass in the pussy live. They're right upstairs for me, gentlemen. If you don't eat some pussy right, you don't eat some ass on actually.

I get what you're saying. I understand, but I don't want to lick a butthole. Well, don't, well, don't. If you look at it like that. I won't then, Lose. You fucking, you're happy now? I'm not eating no ass. Like, yeah, I'm going to eat around and pussy stuff,

but I'm not deliberately, like, all this. You got to eat my ass. You got to eat my ass. Every good pussy eat at them fuck a hood. But you have, though, right? Hey, shout out to my nigga Clayton English. I had accidentally eating these bitches. It was a mistake.

It was an alternative hole. It wasn't deliberate. It wasn't deliberate. How it happened? How it happened? You slip. Flowing with water. You're feeling it.

Motherfugger became too much like water. Yeah. Is that the worst shit ever? Is that it? What to eat ass? That's it? No, no. Niggas be on some weird shit.

No, no. No, no, it's way worse. Niggas be on weird. But that's what I'm saying. In life, yes. No, that topic just makes, motherfuckers so, uh, yeah. Niggas dropping headphones. I got to get the fuck out of here.

I got an interview at the post office. But I can see how who ass really that clean? Hey, man, if you out here doing some shit that you embarrassed to talk about, that's what you do. Oh, mammas. Damn right.

I eat the entire woman. I'm the type of a man. I eat the whole woman. I eat the whole woman. I lick dendrous, if that's the type of shit. Sometimes you got out of year with some weird shit, man. Look up under our arms. If she shaved them, do it.

I ain't saying lick no stubble. If you ever want to blow your fish, man, lick the back of her knees. That little crease. Luke, do you drink? No. See, that's the thing. Tennessee will make you do some shit

you weren't supposed to do. You got a point there. I'm always in my right mind. That's right. When you start getting out here for real, making these bad decisions. Yeah. And now he probably never fucking never fucking nobody's here.

He liked all of them. Like, he got all a little average. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, I'd fuck some weak ones, but you know those benefits, you know what I'm saying? No. I'm talking about some shit that you don't want nobody to know about. The janitor lady. Nah, yeah, I ain't, I know yet.

Yeah, I didn't, see, I ain't know yet. You ain't never fucking lunch lady? He never fucked the lunch lady, my name? Oh, this man got here choosing. You said you were an OG, Lou. You did say this. Yeah, I did say that. That's some OG shit.

You ain't never fucking. the bitch named Beverly before you know about that like Hey man we just be on here talking heavily don't hold us accountable for nothing we said Hey, for all the motherfuckers out there Don't eat ass though Don't listen to these niggas don't eat ass Hey man

Yeah, I ain't here to convince some motherfucker Who didn't do anything? Which one? I'm not eating ass or not either. I'm not with eating ass but I can fucking That's why we set y'all by each other So you can be around another weird motherfucker

You kiss us, it's not going to taste like shit. See, that's your problem. You out here kissing, bitch. You out here kissing, see? That nigger was like, we don't eat eggs. Let's kiss each other. That is not what I said. I was speaking to the ladies at home of Carla.

I know. Oh, man. I just had to post some. Oh, in other news, the new edition movie is officially out. D.C., my, my nigga, D.C. Youngfly. He is who we playing. Shout out, he's the barber. He played a barber in.

Okay, okay. He was in this episode? I don't know. It's a three-part TV show. It's a three-part TV movie. How far they're going in their life? God damn, these motherfuckers started their kids. They show a million commercials.

Like, they show a minute of a movie, then show 30-minute commercials. Well, the first episode, everybody had to be born first. I think the first episode was just the first. Yeah, everybody's mama was pregnant. Oh, man. No, they showed the mama life growing up. Oh, damn. They didn't come to show the niggas.

Yep. They show it. It's like, yeah, new edition. They go out of all the first. Sex scenes and everything. They grew up. Hey, I can't watch you that come out

with a Jodice movie. Shut out of it. Jodice. Y'all don't fuck with Jodice? Yeah. What's some movies they need to make from music people

if they just gonna make them? They already got the Pock movie coming out. That's all we missing. It's Tupac movie. Man, we're missing a lot of shit. I want to see a Master B movie. Hey, hold up.

Y'all seen that Tupac statue? Yeah, yeah, but like a... You ain't seen that Pock statue? That nigga like an old man. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You got to pull it up. You got to pull it up. Hold on.

Two eminent movies, actually. Y'all ain't see the Tupac statue? Yeah, I've seen that shit. The Tupac statue don't look nothing like Tupac, man. No, he do, though. The statue? We got a statue in Atlanta. We got a statue of Pock.

It looked like a saxophone player on heroin. The nigger Tupac looking like Louis Armstrong, first of all. You don't know how to do it, Chad? Chad don't know how Google. You don't know how Google. Saw as the statue in Atlanta. Yeah, it's at the Tupac Center,

but they got Tupac looking like that damn little. Well, so, Clay, y'all got to think about who they paid to do the shit. They probably paid a nigga at Underground. Man, can't do this shit right now. The nigga on drew up some shit. He really good draw. He practiced. He practiced up the statue.

I just, I never looked at a picture. I just listened to his music. I don't know. I did what I thought he sounded like. That nigga made him. Hey, we need a J. A nigga who playing Tupac in the movie. Come on, man.

It looks like Steve. Oh, shit. That's supposed to be Tupac? Yes. That's the Tupac's it. It looked like Lewis Gossett Jr. Niggia, the Tupac statue looked like he ain't been drinking, no water.

That make it look like, Nicky, that's Mooky Blah. Look at them shoes. Oh, my God. They got Mookie Blah. I got, that nigga look like every nigga in Atlanta. Hey, Joe. Make sure you let them see this picture.

Hey, bro. He looked like Gandhi in the face. And they have hair on the size, too, a little bit. Oh, man. He looks like I'm a cat in now. Oh, man, he do. That nigga like Jeddick's. Man.

And it looks like he's saying, mm-mm-mm. That looked like a nigga that's looking at a Tupac statue. That ain't. Hey, how y'all doing? Y'all used to listen to Tupac. Excuse me, brother. for the Tupac. Those are not Tupac clothes.

Excuse me, Mr. What night was in there? Are you Tupac? I used to be. I thought that would One day we're all going to die and then people are going to go to that and kids are going to think that's what they're like.

Everybody going to think Tupac was white. Lones, I thought that would Eddie Long up there, man. Not so fast, that's our secret. Hey, rest of peace to Eddie Long, man. Long used to babysitting there when he was a little boy. You're a goddamn lie. You're a motherfuckin' life. I ain't never watched foot in New Bird.

What is it? I keep seeing it all over the book. What is the shit? You ain't gonna never find that motherfucker. Google it. Google it. We're trying to learn some shit with us. Google it.

Google it. That would kind of food. No. Hey, man. No. This shit didn't go out. Y'all need to talk. Oh, man.

Most, why you had to say this shit, man? You know damn well on the other way. Oh, niggins. 80. 80. 5. Nick, claim, man. Stop, man.

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