The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Area Codes featuring Clayton English | Ep. 16

Episode Date: April 1, 2016

Fresh off the road, DC, Karlous and guest/fan favorite Clayton English talk to Black-ish star Deon Cole, try to figure out if Partynextdoor broke the Side Dude Rules and then talk about what life on the road as a touring comedian is like. Make sure you leave a comment and tell a friend to leave one too! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Smooth grooves on the 85 South Shore. This is your man, Patrick Storm, playing all your favorite. Playing all your favorite old-school jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s. Okay. Oh, are you on the phone? What up, Dion, what's up, man? I didn't know you was on the phone. I was working on my radio voice.

Oh, shit. Yeah, I saw it. Getting out sexy with it. You know how to do. What's up, boy? Dion, what's up, Phil? What's going on? What's happening?

What's hair going on? Should we introduce and then have him come on the phone? We can do that. Man, who don't know Deion Cole, man? One of the funniest niggas out of Chicago. ever in the history. What? Dionne, what's up, man?

You're at Uptown this week, huh? Well, April 1st and 2nd. Yeah, the 1st and 2nd. I want everybody to come out. Oh, everybody. I wish we could, man. Chicago that had moved down there with warrants. Everybody, I want everybody to come out.

Oh, you know, it's a gang of Chicago gangsters down here trying to teach everybody how to stuff. Yeah. They all got warned. Really shit. I wish we could come, man We'll be a while and our tour We're on the tour right now

Wish you much success, brother Oh man That's what's up man Y'all y'all get y'all been getting Man yo You hear how You hear how much You're talking to us

Hey man Y'all do you Hey boy I hear about you You're tearing the game up But hey bud You're right on down hills Boy I hear you

Hey man I hear about you. Yeah, I hear about you. Hey, look, man, we hear that you got to return it to the Blackish, man. They're bringing you back, bro. Yeah, man, that's great. Yeah, yeah. See, the whole thing was, I just had another show before I had Blackish.

I just had to go knock out that Angie Tribecker show with Steve Carell and Rashida Jones. So I just went and knocked that out because the first season, I did both of them at the same time. Then they told me how to do one and then the other one. me and I had to go back. No, they didn't do you like that. They told you to choose? They told you to choose? Huh?

I said, I said, they told you to choose? Well, no, they just was like, well, in a sense, you had to, instead of me doing both episodes at the same time, they was just like this time you do Blackish, and then you leave Blackish, do Tribeca, and then they were like, you can go back to Blackish. So Blackish do 25 episodes, so I did 10 episodes of Blackish. So I did 10 episodes of Blackish.

And then I did Tribeca, which is 10 episodes. And now I went back to Black kids to do the other five episodes. So yeah, I never did leave. But people thought that, but, you know, that's just the perception. But it's all, you know. It's all good, man. Just tell them when you working, you got a young brother named DC on Fly who'll do about three episodes, you know what I said?

Mitch of your name every show is something back. Hey, Dion, what's been the feedback, though, man? From what? From, just from all the shows you've been doing, like, I see that the people loving you. Man, it's been in love, man. Yeah, the Tribeca show is, like, more like airplane and neckie gun and that kind of comedy. So it's, uh, it's a different kind of comedy. And, you know, a lot of people like it, man, because it's different.

It's nothing like it on television. And then, you know, Blackish is just, you know, it is what it is becoming like, you know, it's been a real big thing in our culture as far as television. That's what I was just about to say. Breaking grounds and opening up the doors for other black TV shows and everything. We're talking. I see the whole climate of blackish changing, man. You care to tell us about it.

I saw they did the police brutality episode. You know, they really going into some harder topics than just the, you know, the typical funny stuff. Yeah, absolutely, because they, first of all, when you're having a show called Blackish, they was kind of like, okay, what's about to happen? So you had to kind of, like, go in it, showing them that, hey, you know, this is not threatening. This is cool. And then they went, oh, okay, we like this show on the first. They thought it was going to be niggerish, not blackerrorism.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So after we proved ourselves, you know, the second season, we're like, all, come on. Now let's, now let's do words like police brutality, do like the N-word episode, you know. That right, that's a lot. Man, congrats, brother. And I got a question because y'all shot this in my neighborhood,

my neck of the woods, in Atlanta, Georgia, on the west side, man. Barbershop 3, man. Tell us about the movie. Tell us about the movie. You know I rolled up on the scene with Nick and Mina. You know I rolled up on the scene now. I'm telling you. My fault were like, hey, you know they shoot Barbershop 3?

What's up? You want to go talk to Cube? I said, nah, y'all, chill, man. Y'all chill. I'm going to see what. telling it? No, it was live, man. Shout out to everybody.

Real talk. Real talk. Hell. Oh, we were down there in it. I was like, oh, my God. I stayed down there for, like, too much shooting out. It was bananas down there. It was love, though.

Shout out to everybody in Nana made up to your home. Treated us well. Kicked it. Their arms open for us. It was dope. We had a good time. Dion, a lot of people remember you from the, from the first barbershop

when you got the hell slapped out of you. Hell yeah. They just slapped this shit out of me. Vanessa slapped shit out of you, man. That was dope. Yeah. Man, it was a live, man.

I got a cameo on the first one, then I had like a little cameo roll in the second one, but for them to extend my role the way that they did and the third one was just great. You know, from them to believe in me

and believe that I can. and hold that down. So, man, it was great, man. We've been on tour, too. We've been all over. Shopping in Cuba's down in Atlanta. And Cuba had all of them. But, yeah, I was at the Philly one and the Chicago one

as far as promoting the tour. And, yeah, it's been great, my dude. What's the sixth, brother? Hey, let's talk comedy real quick. Tell her everybody about that Chicago scene you came up in, man. You came out with all of them funny-ass things. McCoyer Hockham's D-Rays. man yeah yeah that man

that was a golden error you know I came up to turn back shit so Bernie used to always be like this he used to host this room called the cotton club and he used to be like this the only way you could perform on my mic is if you could follow me

so that was the only way that you get on so week after week if you could follow him then you was out of there so every week you try to go back up to follow him and once you start following him and then he'll He respected you. Then he had this other thing called Midnight Mac

and that he used to do that. That was on HBO for a minute, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he had in Chicago, it's called Miltonians. That's how it became a show. And you used to go down there and craft your stuff. And man, we could just make it happen. You know, being in that area, everybody coming up.

You know, my career took off a little quick. I did stand up for about maybe like a year and was on Dev Jam. I mean, ended up getting kicked off the death jam tour because I ain't have enough material. I was doing... That's why they kicked you off the tour? Yeah, I was doing knock-knock jokes

on the motherfucking death jam tour. Damn. Because I ain't have enough material. I did all my material on TV. Knock-knack. Who's that? Dion! Who's called?

Oh, my father. Yeah, man. But that was the beginning. Because, like, soon as they sent me. me home and shit i was sitting in the airport with my death jam jacket on and hat and shit and i just was like yo i got to start writing i got to start writing but that's just that's part of the game and letting them yeah that's part of the game but you got to go through something in order to make something happen but without that without that happening to me shit i wouldn't have been writing

all the sketches and i wouldn't be writing for conan o'brien and emmy nominated two times and three Give Awards for writing for Conan and all that. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold up. Did you say nominated for two Emmy Awards? Huh? Yeah.

Huh? Yeah. Tell us about it. Huh? Tell us about it. Huh? Yeah. Yeah.

For writing, brother. Oh, man, man. Hey, man, congrats, brother. And it's crazy that you nominated for two and now you got a company's Central Special. Yeah. Yeah, my special job, man. What's the name of the special? June.

Uh, uh, Dionne Cole's a cold-blooded seminar. Hold up, hold up. Let the people hear that one more time, Dion. Let the people hear that one more time. It's called Dionne Cole, a cold-blooded seminar. And it's coming out in. It's coming out this June. This June.

Like, he's a May of June this year on Comedy Central. It's going to be live, baby. Hey, man, I can't wait to see it, brother. I can't wait to see it. I got to ask you this, Dion. Because, you know, I didn't see you in the hood. in Chicago in them places where we're like, you know, we need to get the hell out of here.

And I've also seen you, that's what I'm saying. Like, I see you in the hood for real, and then I see you on TV with Conan. I gotta ask you just from a real nigger perspective. Nigger, how the hell you pull that off? Especially with Conan. Exactly, you with the whitest dude ever. I'd just be sitting at the hall like, what the fuck?

That's with Conan, though, it's real shit, though, Conan just no real. motherfuckers like he is he like genuine motherfucking people and he I came to him like when we talked and he chopped it up about what we're going to do or how we're going to change the world and get it in

we chopped it up on that just on some real shit he respected me I respected him we came together and man the rest is history we went through that whole Jay Leno shit together but is he cool enough leaving NBC huh I said but is he cool enough

where you allow him to call you a nigga no He ain't done yet He ain't got a nigger bag yet Don't get me wrong He changed my life enough He probably could Okay, okay, okay then

All right But he didn't Okay, cool, cool, cool You know, if a white motherfucker change your life, nigga You'd be like, you know what You don't know a nigger You can call me a nigger like

Hey, Deion, you ever met a... I'm your nigger. I'm your nigger, nigga. You ever met a white person that was too nice you ain't even believe in slavery? Like, oh, no, no, no. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't believe that shit. Not my white boy, Craig. He hated everybody, really? Come on, man. You know how Hollywood would be making shit over dramatic. If he was a slave master,

we would have ate at the table. That's how that would have been That's funny as hell We're out here Man you know We on the 85 South show man This is the most unorthodox podcast out here You know this podcast

Is for Spanish women with black children This is the type of po- You know what I'm saying That's hilarious We know 2016 is a big year for you man I know you got the insight on what's going on On the comedy world Give us some projects we need to be looking out for, man.

Anybody got some shit coming out? We don't know nothing about. Give us break ground. Man, I ain't going to even, a lot of you right now, my name. You're like, I keep my hair so low, man, and keep doing what I'm doing. Like, Steve Harvey taught me that. He was like, he was like, don't marveling your success. He was like, let that success catapult another success.

He was like, and then you let that success catapult another success. He was like, that's why you see. me on the radio and doing family feud, during the Steve Harvey show, and the book. He was like, because I don't marveling that shit. And that's what I picked up on that. And that's why you see me doing Tribe Bagger and Baggage and my special and Robert's got him. Because I'm on marveling and I don't be knowing what's going on. I just be hitting shit and just keeping it moving or whatever.

But I take this, though, what brothers should be doing, man, is like write movies, writing TV shows and putting them together because that's where that money is. Shout out. Okay, so check this out. To my motherfucker dude, the Carmichael show, Gerard.

Wow, wrote that show. Yeah. Wrote that show with some of his boys. That's what I was just about to ask you. You know, comedians sit around and write shit all day. Yeah, they put their egos to the side and they all collaborated on one show. Yeah.

And now look at them. They all go and they all can go do whatever fuck they want to now. Yeah. That shit, them motherfuckers need to do it. too you know if people can get along you know bro that's crazy that you said steve harvard we're sitting in steve harvey studio right now we are the children boom boom look at that he just let us cook man he just let us cook man shout out to the big uncle he do it won't he do it yeah that's dope y'all in steah harvey studio

he'll be here though he just his name and shit here was so He got magazines and shit So we're here We believe he'd been in here We believe About five years ago He was here It's remnants of him being here

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the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Oh, that's funnier, man. Hey, Dion, by fair request, we've got to ask you, who are some of your top comedian? Top five. Your top five. Top five. Comedy. There, do a lot.

Man, I mean, that's the obvious. You know, it's Richard and Red. Those are the gods. You know, we already know that. Yeah, rich, red. Right, so those is in there. But I love Ellen DeGeneres. Word.

I love Stephen Wright, George Garland Those are some Some great ones Comics that's doing it right now That I like I look at comics That'd be inspiring me Man, and when they be writing

Like, J.J. Jay J.J. Expired the shit out of me. He's so funny. No, he's talking about other J.J. Not, Jay J.J. From Mississippi, yeah. He's living in Atlanta now.

J.J., he, man. Earthquired. or earthquake another one of the three of them uncle yeah yeah said inspire me to write a lot you know it's Chris Spencer inspired me to write a lot too

man that's man this folks but you can if you sit if you sit around Chris for 15 minutes you're going to have a new joke like I'm not even more shit dude Chris is Chris

Chris is fire when it comes like fire so shout to Chris But there's some of the comics, man, that just inspired me to write. I look at them and be like, damn, man, I feel like writing. I just want to get it in, you know. So, yeah, look some of the comics, definitely. But it's a lot more. I just can't think of everybody's name right now.

I already know, like Carlos and D.C. and shit. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. I feel you deal with. Carlos and D.C. Yeah. I feel you, D.C. Yeah.

I feel like Clay. You know all that. You know all that. We on his head, Carlos. That's my nigger, man. Deion come to my birthday parties and all the type of shit, man. Come through and show love. It's my nigger, man.

Appreciate you, homie. It's, ah, oh, man. That ain't nothing, man. Y'all are phenomenal. Keep your foot on their fucking neck, man. We don't have no choice. Then they're going to stop breathing, then. Trying to kill these motherfuckers.

You know what? You hear me? Hell, yeah. Both devs me. We appreciate the love, man. You took time out your busy schedule, man. You got all this shit We think we busy

You got all this extra big shit Movies TV show You know what In me awards I appreciate it You know I just came from I was at the White House What all that shit were going on

Yeah I was at the White House I just landed In Chicago today We were at the White House So did you like Did you like feel extra safe Like knowing some shit

We're going down And you're like yeah They got to protect Not only for a lot They got to protect me too We need know what's going on We need to what's going on We just stopped seeing guns we never seen before just showing up, like guns with with monitors on them.

I'm like, what kind of gun is that? Motherfucker had a gun with a gun with a gun on it. Yeah. With another gun on it. Like, who's going to shoot that one? It was a gun with a gun on it. Yeah, it was crazy, though, man. We was out there for the Easter egg thing.

Shout out to the old blackish cast. We was out there reading to the kids. kids and hanging out with the president and it was man it was surreal i ain't never thought i ain't never thought jokes to take me that you did i was in that like man jokes got me at the white house really shit a black man don't tell us at the white house man you know and he got a basketball court on that much no good plan dude we was hooping i got a picture that's oh man i got to sneak on the white House, man. I got to sneak on the White House.

I got to shoot a jump shot. I'll be so scared. I'm going to miss it. We was hooping. It was crazy. That's crazy, man. Next time you and the A, you got to stop by the studio so we could chop this game up. Man, listen, y'all ain't said nuts.

I definitely come through. Come kick it. Definitely kicking in your job. Y'all, man, this has been live. And I don't even do these kind of podcasts. I don't even do these kind of podcast. Every now and then, you're ahead that I've done one. but man that's why we got the exclusive shit on the 85 side show at the old Steve

Harvey station hell yeah this is for this podcast like buttons a whole bunch of buttons and lapels hell yeah stickers it's a whole bunch of bedazzle ass shit in here we got what Steve we got them we got them t-shirts with the hard-ass print on the front scratch your chest all up old birthday hats It's a mini-ass workout trampoline in it bit. The trampoline, little as fuck. I don't know what that is. With some two-pound weights.

I don't know who that was for. We got a leather couch that's a futon. You ain't never seen a leather futon. For real. That's hilarious. It's an exercise bike in the studio, my name. We appreciate you, bro. I swell and everything, man.

We appreciate you, man. It's all up, man. It's all up. Thank y'all for the hot, man. Hey, man, we're going to be looking out for the movie. I know it's going to be number one and shit. Carlos Miller, D.C. Youngfly. My boy, Dion, Cole, man.

You know what time it is. Thank you, bro. All right, y'all. Love, man. Love, bro. Oh, shit. We back. 85 South Show.

It's your man, Carlos Miller. My boy is back in the studio, my nigga, D.C. Youngfly. We back in this bitch like a spine. Fuck you, man. You heard me? And I got my cousin in here. My nigga Clayton English. Yes, most definitely.

What do you feel? Like, man, you know what it is, man. It's that time again, man. I'm glad to be back up here in the studio. Man, we appreciate you coming back, man. Yeah. I like that Jersey and he. Hey, man, appreciate, man.

You know, I had to go ahead and get it. I saw a little organizing or a documentary. Word. I said, let me get mine on. Get your brave jersey and aim up, man. Even though they isn't in Card Canada now. Oh, man, they're moved out there. That stadium ain't even going to be that.

They think it's going to be safer. It's not. It's not. It's not. Out there. Why? It's on many ex-ball. Hey, bro.

I love the braids, but I don't even like baseball. Yeah. I would rather do community service than to watch a whole baseball game. The whole game. Hell yeah. So you'd rather be a slave than watch a baseball? No, not that. Why are we always got to be slaves?

Community service is slave, man. I see what you did. You're right. No, no, no, no. Any kind of work for free as slavery. No, no, no, not community service when they make you do it. Oh, yeah, you know. But when you do community service and you can smoke a blunt.

What kind of service was that? I don't think I was just supposed to say that. Yeah. You don't get somebody fair. No, they didn't know. I'm all probation. I'm all that probation. They should have just been watching my dumb ass.

I was chilling, smoking weed on them. Everything. Look, I used to pick up. Wait a man, they took you out there or you took yourself out there. I swore on everything. I went to every park. No, this was like mandatory. I went to every park in the line of picking up trash.

But this is what I did. But on your own? No, with a whole bunch of other niggas on probation. Oh, a van. Oh, a van. Yeah, in a van. You're going to go to the probation. Shout up there, everybody on probation right now.

Yeah. Who still smoke a woman. We turn right now. Hey, and shout out people on probation in the little-ass counties where they ain't even got enough enforcement to extradite you, so they ain't never called gum kitchen.

Real talk. You let's you within 50 miles of that city. But this is what I used to do, though. I used to go to community service and put, like, glass bottles in my bag. So when they were like, Whitfield, you ain't picking up. I just shake my bag.

I'm like, yes on? Bro, you, you're like a ghetto jig. Hey, man, it was beautiful. Yeah. Had like nine bottles in my shit. You was the only person finding glass bottle. Hey, I used to get mad at niggins picking up that ball.

They thought he was a collector. They was like, hey, man, put that shit down, man. You don't know what to do. Bro, you don't know who listening to this right now. I got to say it. They can't bring me back. No, but I got to say it. Shout out to all the probation officers who ain't going to drug test nobody just because we said.

They're the real heroes. Them the real heroes. I tell you walk about them other nigga getting tests. I'm like, you should have my nigga, man. You're lame mad, me. Yeah. You ever get too cool with your probation officer? I see you later.

Pam. I mean, Miss, Ms. Oliver. Man, I holl out of everybody. Pam, I see you girl. Felicia. You're going to be at church. All right now. And you'll be in the probation office that day

Don't know about how they money It'd be quiet, boy, we ain't got that money I love this shit What you come for? I don't know why. That's why you came? That's life rule number 86 Don't ever go to probation

Without your money together They gotta come And you know to bring the money order They do not accept cash You got to bring the money order I be paying mine too much Sometimes they did not me Nah we can't take it that month

My nigga you better take this shit Before I spend it on some pussy You all now? You good? Nah, I got three more years He got off the other probation, but he's still on the other probation. We're good, man, you know. Speaking of probation.

Don't do no Kay Williams shit tonight. Nah, hell no. Speaking of probation, my boy, Kyrie, need to put his girl on probation because he is the side nigga of the money. I didn't write this, y'all. My writers wrote this. I fuck with Kyrie and everybody in the world. But, uh, Kyrie, what's wrong, man?

Man. Shit going crazy. Did you see it? Yeah. So the side dude, then allegedly. smash your post. It was party next door. Let's put it out there.

Next door. The party next door? It's cranking up. Oh, man. Yeah, bro. I don't know. His ass might be ass whipping out front in a little bit, man.

There ain't no more party next door. He got a matted dread. That shit matted. First, hold up. Wait a minute. First of all, I don't appreciate you calling this nigger the sad nigga. Because a sad nigga wouldn't

conduct himself like that. I'm a side nigger. If you decide, had a nigga for a chick and she dating the nigga that's in the NBA? You don't, you don't take pictures and expose that. No. You protect that. Yeah. That's an investment. That's an investment. So who, so you telling me,

okay, I feel you. I feel you. Part of the next door, drop the pictures. Yeah, that's some whole ass shit. What type of nigger laying in the bed with pussy in the bed taking pictures of a bitch's wrists? And then, and then show it. No, that's, and then show it to the world. That's some whole ass shit. Then I had this R&B singer

in my bed. Yeah, like, come get your girl type shit. No, but okay. So pimping dictates he should have just rode it out with her staying with Karee. And then he could have got some of that residual NBA money that was going to get tricked off. He could have been right there at the game.

Sad niggas set themselves up to win in life. Yeah. You don't be outside. Real niggas don't expose nothing. We don't tell nothing on nobody. You are fans of everybody. Yeah, we don't fucking. Short-term goals.

You pull up to the game listening to her music. That's how you do it, man. There you go. a two for one, and you sit in the video box. He's that side niggas know that that's our girl. We don't do nothing to hurt her. You at the house, but guess who paid for the house? Me.

He did. The NBA dude would pay for the house if your pimping is an order. You're at the house not working and you're not paying for the house. That's them new niggas, man. You was ready to trick off, though. You get paid a lot more money than we know. You fucked up. I'm seeing right now.

I got to call her to put his name on it. Yeah. Because you got selfish. You think the shit all about you. But it was his money. Right, there you go. But I used his money, but put my name. That ain't no sad, nigga.

That was some, so I'm good. That was some real. Party names, though. Okay. Ain't he from Canada? He's from Kanada. You know, Canada. No, but on some real,

that was some real ho-ass shit. He's from Kanada. You're gonna be, real niggas don't expose no women and shit. Where are you from? That's the type of nigger. That's the type of nigga who we're trying to show you naked pictures with him in it.

Look at this bitch. She's fine. No, No, that's you. No, nigga, you in this shit. He's the type of a nigga that show you a porno with him in and he ain't up in him. You're like, look, bro. Hold on, Joe, wait.

You're going to see her in a minute. Nick, go to what she at. Hold on the first 15 minutes. It's just me jacking off. But wait till she come in. What? Wait. I don't fuck with the type of name.

Wait to what? No. Ugh. Oh. Party next door, you ain't shit. Bro. Hold up. Hold up.

That's foul up. Check this out. Check the timeline now. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Check the time line now. So yesterday everybody

laughing and bullshiting about this situation, right? You know what I'm saying? Dude put the picture out. It was like, oh shit. It was crazy. It was funny. Then old girl tried to kill herself.

Nah, it's not fun. Now can't nobody laugh at the shit. No, it's not fun. Do you see how women will make shit your fault? Man. Now he got to apologize. Hey. Party next dog.

I didn't even know all the extra shit, but all that shit was just some sucker shit for attention. That shit really weak, bro. I don't want to hear about about the hacker you're paying, but let me tell you something. Because I fuck with everybody,

bro, you feel what I'm saying? Even if it did, when the woot, wooed the wook, woo, like, you can't whoop the boot on another man's whoop to boot and put it out there like.

No, man, please explain the rules to the whoop the whoop. Say it again. Okay, a whoop-to-whoop is laying, I ate that pussy, I ate that pussy out of the booting. My dick at him out, and I did all that.

That's the whoop-to-whoop. Okay. You can't let the world know that you whoop-to-whoop because he's now whooping the who-in. Right. You feel what I'm saying? So if y'all both are whooping-whooping-whooping, there's two whoop-ees.

Yeah, it's two whoop-eys. Right. She's the who-whoop-et. You feel what I'm saying? So if I'm whooping to who-wop-in, but it's not being known, but this is your main who-to-whoop, we are still who-who, we are still who-who. There you feel, don't let the world know you,

because now you don't lost your whoop-to-whoop. He doesn't lost his whoop-to-whoop, and now she's trying to whoop-de-whoop. Right, yeah. Because I feel like it's a certain, it's a certain responsibility that comes with whoop-in-the-whoop. Yeah.

And if she trusts you with the whoop-to-whoop, you can't break that trust because she trusts you with the whoop-to-whoop. You can't break the trust with the whoop-to-whoop. You can't slip up. You can't. If you gave it to you. Because now you don't lost the whoop-to-whoop,

and now you got to look for Palmer. Oh, man. Now you're palmeling for the rest. Hey, hey, you know, you only get a few whoop-to-whoop. You only get a few. Everybody get a few whoop-to-whoops in their life. Say that again. Everybody get one or two.

Man, hey. You're lucky to have three. If you had three whooped-to-whoops, man. If you had three whooped-to-whoops, hey. Let me tell you something. If your partner ever asked you about a girl, hold up.

If your partner never asked you about a girl and he said, hey, look, she went to whoop-to-whoop. You know what I'm saying? That might not be the one you need the goddamn. You know they're going to ask. Whoop-to-Wo. When the last time you got caught up with some whoop-de-woom? Man, I think I got caught up the other day, man.

I wooed the woo. She's going to end up my other guy. She's talking about some, we don't wooed to whoop. And I'm like, baby, I ain't even whoop-the-whoop that long with this whole. You know what I'm saying. Right. She's talking about a junior whoop-de-whoop. I'm like, that whoop-to-whoop ain't true, baby.

It wasn't even long. I had a protection who-W-D-W-Doo. Right. Yeah, she shouldn't even be all up in your lady inbox. in your lady inbox. I mean, it wasn't even a whooped-de-whoop. It was more like a whoop.

That's it. He put the rubber on and everything. You ain't really fuck if you think about it. To be honest, I ain't even whoop-to-whoop. Thank you.

I was just so cautious, I was like, we fuck it. Yeah. You know? Yeah. But when you wooed-to-woo, you know what I'm doing?

Why not? Hey! On the woofdy-wooed. With the whoop-de-woop. Hey, fellas, if you go on raw dog and you're whooping to whoo-o-o-y-o-y. Hey, man,

If you out of fucking raw, you owe her an explanation. That's the only time you got to explain yourself. Definitely. Yeah, but if you have a rub on. Oh, you shit, man, go on with all of them goddamn question. They got some new rubbers. You're going to keep asking me shit over and over again. They got some new rubbers that cover your whole body like an X-Men costume.

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Yeah, da Flat, what the hell you been, man? Man, I've been here with, man, Texas, Ohio God damn Florida Where you did, Sound by Southwest, who was out there? How was it? How was it?

They probably got, like, four fights, but it was cool. You got a fight? I almost got in, like, four on them. Almost. Yeah. About what? To real, nigga shit. The real, nigga shit.

I almost got the scrapping. You know how how that they'd be airs for you. How do you have four almost fights? Because that shit be fun of the case, and you just kept going back in there. Yeah. When you turn around and the security guard and dumping a nigga on the head, you're like, all right, cool, we lead in another nigga trip. And you turn around the security guy had to dump him on his head.

That's two hours. You'd be arguing with the security guard. the nigga on the way out. I'm gonna fuck this motherfucker up when I come back. Hell nah. So the security. Before I go in.

I feel you. So security demonstrated what he could do when he slaying a dick on the head. That's when you was like, I'm good. That was an almost fight. Sometimes I just started laughing. I'm like,

because if I'm about to say, what the fuck he's saying? Then my security guard will go right past me and like head button. I just be like, ah! Hell no, that nigga is stupid. I ain't tripping on that shit.

That's a dude. That nigga got his own security, man. Hilarious. It ain't really a security. Like a partner who. Oh, me a favor. Nigger who just don't mind going to jail?

Yeah, one of them niggas. Man. You just give a nigga a title so he's important. And it's going to move his head button, people. Big Nick, you security. Okay, okay. I got security. Then a nigga be complaining and shit talking about his head hurt.

Like, nigg. Man, ain't nobody say do that. Don't tell me. You got shoulders, nigga. You got to use your shoulders. You got a lot of other body parts. Elbow, I don't know what they're just about their head button making. Me?

Me? Like, no, imagine what I do with my hands? I'm like, look, you're tripping. That head butt is good for that moment That moment The follow up after the headbut If you didn't put them down with the headbut If you can knock yourself out with the headbut

Yeah If you don't do it right Simultaneous knock both y'all out Just stupid Whoever get up first Like Oklahoma drill Brough on some real shit though Not even like on the super famous shit

But when you out and people recognize you for whatever Man you need somebody there To at least push you out the goddamn way It'd be some real crazy as people who just run up to you I like being around people that's more famous I'd be like yes they'd be like oh my god

Nick Cannon oh DC you're called but Nick Cannon I'm like the white girls like Nick touch my coochie I'd be like yes they do say that I'd be touching their ass why they touch Nick I'm like ooh she don't even tell I fly tell them the story the other night when we came off stage it was two white girls

just in the dressing room just sleep just sleep they had an attitude And had an attitude, like, why you got so loud? Like, bitch, you're not supposed to be in here. I'm telling. That bitch had an ugly-eyed coat on, like, one of them little foot carpets in the bathroom. That bitch had on one of the Moses slippers. I said, bitch, you're going to get your 12 disciple-looking ass out of him, man.

How are you liking the tour life, man? You know we're on the Wild Nell tour right now. Traveling on the road, man. This nigga. How y'all doing? How many days y'all doing? This nigga don't want about $9,000. Don't lie to you four.

Yeah, you don't want about... How much you don't want? Probably about four. Got a lost a lot. So you didn't walk the way with four? What y'all gambling, though? I probably walked away with like four. How long y'all on the road for?

We've been on the road like a month and a half. Yeah. Okay, so what y'all do y'all do like 30 and then break? No, we do. Well, like, I think the longest we did was like, what, week and a half, two weeks and then come home. Oh, man, y'all got it. Yeah, you know, we're trying to, because we still work around Nick shit, too. Y'all got it, lovely.

She'd be crazy, man. That's what's up. So what's y'all gambling on, the gang? It's like two card, draw. Guts? Yeah, two car and poker. You got to really have guts to gamut this shit. Yeah, because if you lose, you got to pay the entire pot.

Whatever the pot is, look, he's like, I love that shit. All right. All right. Thank you, Jay. A tree of your ass start losing. I should be going up, man. You be looking at that nigga like, I ain't paying that pot. Fuck that neck.

Fuck you. I've been wanting to fight you anyway. But you know what's funny? So you put it in the pot. The arguments don't never start when there's $3,000, $4,000, $4,000. The argument. arguments be on the $5 game, the $10, that'd be funny as it. We could have $800, I'm like, yeah, that's cool, you got that, bro.

Go ahead, do that. Enjoy yourself, love your family. Soon as $3.000 money, but the $30, hell no, nigger, put my motherfucking money back up there. That shit be, that shit be turk. But the crazy part about it, we're a family, though. Everybody be asking. They're like, how do y'all, you know what I'm saying, act amongst each other? I'm like, bro, we really be chilling, but you know what?

Yeah, but y'all got space because, like, when we was on last comic, standing to him, man, everybody pretty much grown. and you got room. So, like, I feel y'all. So y'all kick it though. But that's good to know, man. That's what people want to know, especially with y'all. Everybody's in their own, like, everybody played their part

in position. Like, we know who the shit talker is, you know what I'm saying? We know who the nigger who just want attention is. You know what I'm right? The wild, motherfucker. I don't really, the wild motherfucker. It's all, it's always one motherfucker in the group that's always sleeping.

I don't get that. Yeah, it's sleepy motherfuckers. All right, go break it down. Break all the shit down. Who y'all got on the tour? So who would you, who would you? Because on my tour, I would say I was the, I was the H&C, I felt like.

No, I'm just saying, because I was in the back of lot. I bought a PlayStation 4. I had a lot of weed that smoked. The window was open. And I felt good. And everybody else was sleeping. Everybody else was grown and they ain't really kick it. Y'all on some shit with people that kick it.

So you know what I'm saying? We ain't really had that. So how, everybody. Explain who you, Matt is the sleeping one who I always think he's broke. Yeah. Matt's sleepy as hell. He would let you check his wallet. I don't have money, bro.

You want to check my wallet? Check my wallet? I'm like, no, nigga. Let me see it then. Matt. He said check his wife. He do, man. Let me see your wallet there, nigga.

Dude, I don't have any money, bro. You're right. I take $21, like, you're right. You ain't have shit in now. You're right. Give it back. Hey, DC be trying to rob the little nigga all the time. Matt, you know you owe me $4 at all.

I'm like, Matt, the page's a nigga. Matt, don't give him no more money. Oh, my goodness. Quit fucking with DC. I love D.C. It's fucking with D.C. Then you know D.C. This nigga crazy.

I got to tell the story. As soon as we get on the bus, we got the old white dude. You know he don't like black people already. Why D.C. go on the bus and shit on the bus. Oh, you don't know that rule? I didn't know that rule. I didn't know that rule. You didn't know that rule.

Now, this the shit doesn't funny. You didn't know that rule. Oh, that's cold. DC goes shit. I should have fucked up. The bus driver was like. Oh, you do-doo. So he told the bus driver.

And I made videos about it. He said, I didn't know we couldn't shit. He said, oh, yes, you did. Yes, you did. I looked you right in your face and told you. I said that shit went over my head. All I heard was, you couldn't smoke. That's it.

Out of all the people on the bus, he hate D.C. He just be looking at them. And he got these dentures. He just be clicking them like. Don't they be popping out. So look. He hated it. You shitted on the bus.

He had to clean it. So he had to fix the toilet. He had to clean it. Why the nigger was giving us. You got a train it. Why he was giving us toilet updates the whole time. Like, yep, order the park. It'll be here Thursday, so.

Just can't use bathroom to Thursday. Why are you telling me this shit? Hey, I hate that. I take the mean shit in that motherfuck going on. What? Mean shits. That's a damn. It's like it admitted to go in their toilet.

No, I know how foul that shit stank, like just with the regular shit that was going. When nobody's shitting on the bus and I'd be like, who the fuck piss smell like this? Hey, let me tell you something. That bitch had a flush and tissue. Once I went in the bathroom, I said tissue and flush. So I, and I flushed. And that shit went down.

Hey, our bus driver used to on the shit. He used to drive for triple six. So that motherfucker be trying to see where the weed is. This dude said, our bus drive, we did check on a motherfucker. He's sitting there eating chili and driving. No. The motherfucker, we got driving. He used to drive Chadee.

He said it was just him and her and her sister. And they just kicked it. and everybody was cool. Of course that'd be cool. I want to go on tour with Shaday. You know what's funny as hell about being on tour? We ain't got no bitches. Seeing this nigga, he'd go everywhere he goes.

This nigga take his shirt on. You ain't ever been no way. No. It'd be funny as hell because we'd be at these nice-ass schools and they'd be like, yeah, this is the Vice Chancellor right here for this nigga. No shirt on. Sweat his hair.

Like, come in, babe, let's that compression. You're stupid. Bro, he got this shit. Like, we go to play a family reunion, right? This nigga, like, I don't get a, fuck with nobody say like in real life this the craziest funniest thing I ever met in my life we're playing family reunion right

this nigga said some shit when ain't nobody looking she let me play with her titty and he grabbed this girl titty like he ain't even talk about this shit with a nothing out of it. This thing gonna get us fucking locked up man so you can't put that out there now now that you said and now they're gonna be trying to put

titties in your hand to catch your own titty scandal that's why I said it's not a regular occurrence it's just some shit that he did I just love tities I'm saying they're going to put them titties in your hand. And that's what I want. Hold up. Let's shout out to the titties. Big titties, little titties.

Them get some way and sit down. To get somewhere and sit down, tetties. Exactly. I love them, them titties that we cut off and you can sell a titty. Hell, you know. How about the titty that ain't really a titty? It's just a nipple that's pouring down a little bit. Oh, what about them titty where you can tell they sagging because you see the stretch marks?

Yeah, they used to be big. Bitches sitting in their... Tall titties that stood up under their chin. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to them tities that slide to the armpit when you lay down.

Them the real titties right there. Hell yeah. Yeah, shout out to them black-ass nipples that show all the way through the tank top. Boy, I had a white girl. The nipples you got a thump to get them coming out. I had a white girl. I was licking her titty and I was like,

I thought she was about to say you had a white girl with a black-ass nipple. I couldn't find. She had like one of them real... Have you ever had dipping dots? from the games she had a dib and dot nipples you've ever seen them inverted nipples they'd be inside

they'd be shy you play with it to come out a little bit you gotta thump it to get it to come out I hate the little nipple a couple times I hate the little nipple with the big ass surrounding you know what

that aerial yeah this the big ass one it's the big ass around the part with it little hell you know what I'm saying oh the extra pepperon yeah the extra pepperon the extra pepperon

that shit be cool shout out to the nipple bumps you know that to keep the titty from slipping out the baby mouth I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate hair tithes. Hair red hair around the nipples. I'm like, bitch. We went from two of the tits.

You just got to go ahead and pluck it, man. She got to pluck it. You know, you got to go here and do it. She's going to say owl and then it's going to grow back and two more going to grow back. And I mean, I'll bite them off. Speaking of titty, is that many? What cities? Names this.

Everybody on tour. Name some cities with the best titties. Clay, name some cities with the best tits. Detroit. The best tities on the low. Okay, let's see. Texas. Rhode Island.

Rhode Island. They got some all types of nice breasts up there. Lexington, Kentucky. Wow. Lots of nice white tities. Wow. I would like to say, fucking, let me see. Detroit.

Detroit. Detroit, they do. Texas got nice. They got some of them Baptist church tits in Detroit. Yeah, yeah, they do. L.A. got some of them. Big plastic ass. He might find some cocaine in them.

The more rubber made. ass titties at L.A. You're smuggling cocaine in them titties. Yeah. That's why I got them green veins. That's how I picked my, that's how I picked my favorite cities, man. Overdose with the varicose.

Hell, no. Wells. Any more we leave out? Places with nice, um. I think Memphis got some nice. Memphis, they got some gangstas titties. Man, yeah.

With the one gold tooth? Yeah. Yeah, they got some hard-ass tits. There's a big tits. She doesn't murk the nigger before. Shout out to all the bitches. Shout out to all the bitches with. blue braids and big titties.

Them tities from Memphis until you can get the fuck out of here. Anybody, any bitch with blue braids and big tithes, she doesn't have syphilis. Bro, what was that one, what was that school we went to? No, in Ohio, you remember we went to that school in Ohio? All the white girls had them big-ass titties and all big-ass booters and stuff? Yes, and I was, this shit was like, it was scary, man. I was in them titty. Yeah, I was like, ooh.

Mowed a boat. Hell, yeah. I loved it. Even though they smelled a little witty. Yeah. But it was straight. That's really what make a city. They need to come out with titty deodorants specifically for tithies.

Nobody want to lick a titty and taste duff. That's nasty. Yeah, they need titty deodorant. What are some of the cities with the best weed? I don't know my Pio list. I know. You know what? I don't know what.

Atlanta don't get the credit that we deserve for having some fat-ass weed. I'm going to say that. By the time this shit get down here, that shit be... I'm going to say that repeatedly. Atlanta got some good-ass weed. You know what? I don't know what it is. The place that have legal weed.

I don't know if the weed extra fluffy and maybe I'm not rolling enough of it but it just don't feel like it's doing his job all the way like here it seemed to be a little denser Cali was super cool Denver I wasn't that it didn't impress me as much it was some cool things about it

I had some nice shit and roll out of island before yeah they are and Pittsburgh where it's cold at yeah they got the dry cush up there Kentucky you know what they got a lot of good weed in the bay yeah oh they're at the bay of course man They give you weed.

They're giving away weed in Oakland. I like the baby. I love Oakland. That's the most thugged-down city. It is, man. They got some good-ass weed in the baby. Rest and peace, Mac, Dre. Hey.

Come on, man. Career. Hotter than steam. What about the best food, though? Y'all didn't have the best food. I like places that got their own food. Like New Orleans got their own style of food. That's a city with their own style of food.

I like California. I don't have been the dueling. Them folks overfeed you. It's in the hood. What is that? It's in California? It's in L.A.? It's in California?

I ain't been to it. Okay, what about here in it? What about in Atlanta? The best food in Atlanta? She called Big Daddies. I'm a Big Daddies off of an old-knit. I don't know. Good soul food type of.

I like Busy B. You don't like Busy B? I ain't been there. I'm so Mississippi. I can't even go to no restaurant to eat no soul food because I've been like, I ain't fucking with this. Oh, they got rooted chicken too.

I like to eat my soul food outside on the porch, nigg. Hey, man. It's better. I'm a soul food, man. You feel me some chicken. Maryland, them crab cakes, them real crab cakes. Oh, okay.

You know what? When they come to food, I don't think no place fucking with New York, because you can get some good-ass food for a dollar. Right outside. If you're ever hungry and you in New York, that's... I just say they could put a big-assie-ass. It'd be a bunch of shit. It's a lot of shit.

It'd be super mediocre. It's the definition of average. You can't know female in New York. You're like, hey, hey, hey, that bitch, I ever across the street. It's the definition of average. Everybody got somewhere to go, yeah. You fucking around get hit trying to talk to the bitch out of it. That's why I'm going to just texting.

St. St. Louis got good food. I fuck with that Emo's pizza. Yeah. White Castle, them chicken raisers. That gooey cake? That cake, you ever had that gooey butter cake? I don't know.

St. Louis, man, that shit's so fucking good, man. You ever had pussy cake? Yes. It came with the whoop-do-woop. It came with the woof-de-wooop. Oh, man, that's the best, man. What else? It was a lot of dope-ass places we've been, man.

Florida was a food, too. Yeah, Florida got some food. Florida was a food, man. Yeah, Florida. I mean, you know, I'm from there, so I love... You know why I love Florida. Because the women in Florida love the fuck. They're just walking around with draws on all day and just looking good as it's

hot. Hot. Ain't shit to do. You can't. Shout out to Florida. You know, Florida looked like the dick just hanging off the United States. But you know Florida different though, the further north. Don't it?

Don't it just look like a dick just hanging on. That's America's dick, man. That's America's dick, man. The further north you go in Florida, the further south it gets. The more racist is. stay on top. It's on soft, too. Oh, that fucked up.

Florida just. America over here talking about we'll fuck something up. It's bust up. No, you won't. Shut up. Look at that little Florida dick. You ain't got that.

What you gonna do? Hey, man, y'all like the stupidest people I know with me. Texie like the pussy. That being a pussy. God damn. Texas got that little Kim pussy. Yeah, that little Kim pussy. Oh, shit.

Texas. Everything's bigger in Texas. Hell no. Shit crazy, man. Including them on. Clay, tell the folk what you got going on, man. What you got coming up next to you? This nigga out here winning, bro.

He's on the load and getting all the auditions, all the movie roles. I ain't putting the boy on shit. I got like two movie roles. What you're about to do? I'm on the road, fam. That's it, man. That's it, man. And a little audition for her.

You about to be on TV one? Try, man. I got auditioned. Bro, you're on unsung already? No, I ain't on a song. Damn. What happened? They didn't get you enough time.

Behind the music. They didn't get you enough. No time, man. I'd play me up. He got to be like, he had a hit song. Play, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, hell, no. Hey, I don't never want them to shoot. No shit about me where they zoom in on my face slow.

Do not. Hey, I don't give a fuck if I did die. However tragic it was, don't you zoom in on my face slow. Dinger. It all began when he started to dabble in drugs. Then the zoom in start. Oh, this niggas dead. We know.

He ain't going to hear from him. That's what it all changed. And from there it was all down here. You'll be watching Unsung, bro? I'll be watching that sad-ass shit. They were hot for a good three months and then they just cracked cocaine and some other shit, fuck them up.

I like Unsung all the way until they get to the end. Would a nigga still be trying again? Yeah, I make a few beats. No, nigger. Stop. Like, ping, pikong. Bing, ping, bick on.

Yeah, that's a crack beat right now. The shit they'd be up to now. I'd be like, man, fuck that. So I started using drugs and that's when I started experimenting with music. Let me hear some of it. Well, I didn't actually make it. It didn't come out. I still got mine on the flapper this.

It's all up here. It's on the floppy disk. It'll never be used. Like, man, you'll get your dumb ass old, man. And break that shit. Oh, man. So, man. Hey, man, what you got going on, Carlos Tell the World, man.

This is the 85 South Show. Yes. And I'm Carlos Miller. This is what the fuck I got going on. I make podcasts now. You feel me? I'm in the podcast, this podcast right here,

this is for women who got more tissue in the bathroom garbage can than they have in the actual bathroom. That's a lot of throwing away shit that you're on about to see. Shout out to all the niggas who can't rap but they believe in themselves. That's all it takes me. If you take that same faith and put it to somewhere else, you'll be somebody.

You'll be somebody in life. Maybe they won't, though. Maybe because they just won't be shit. And rap is the only thing where you can maybe not be shit and people just believe it long enough for you to actually be shit. The crate part about that shit sounds so true. It just sounds like the shit of work.

I'm just saying, man. You know you ain't shit, but you put enough effort into not being shit. Did you get being shit? There you go. There you go. So basically, don't ever not believe that you ain't shit. There's some people that lucked up on some hits out there.

be a successful not shit ass knick oh man it's some very successful not shit motherfucker who oh motherfuckers that just be just ain't never had their own shit but always got some shit Memphis bleat hey this is my house this ain't your house nigga you ain't never had a house I know I'm staying here but yeah who the fuck is you never see the person the label the label pay for this there you go yeah what label what label the the one it's called the the stupid I hate somebody correct we that's bitch this ain't duh you know what kind of deals are people getting to me i just got a deal but they don't never have specific i just heard i heard an eight thousand dollar five album deal

what hold up hold up nigg somebody got a eight thousand dollar five album deal that's some street work shit right there take their eight thousand so they can run into their label eight thousand dollars for a five album deal i don't want to i don't want to meet no more niggas in illana who tell me they the CEO and then say, yeah, I'm the CEO. These my artists. Artisers. Nick, you don't have no motherfucking artists. It's artists. Don't fuck

nobody career up out here calling them your artists. I slapped the shit out of me. They put an I ass on that bullfucking. These my artists. Yeah, me my artistes. Right here. I'm the CEO. What the fuck does that mean? No, we got a few artists. Hey, and stop coming out. Yeah. Nick, I, man, my shit about to come out. No,

it's not. And if I meet one more nigger, that tell you're not coming out, man. I know you heard this. right here yeah man we was gonna drop the single buddy got leaked who the fuck leaked the single you did what nobody even waiting on the goddamn single you put it on sound cloud just damn something you can't leak your own shit man you know they're trying to bootleg our shit who bootleg who who the fuck somebody gonna put my shit on youtube bro you get them yeah that that's got 438 views that is not affecting the drop date and they got 4,000 followers to talk about somebody to leak my shit then you go to sound call

the shit has 17 plays. Yeah, the niggas stole my shit. Who the fuck stole? Nobody even heard the shit. Boy, that shit booming on time of the club. No. It's got 17 views from you checking that bitch. Shout out to the niggas, man.

The intro of the tape. All right. You already know who it is? Is this the part? This the 85 South show? When does this shit come on, man? This shit come out every friend. You don't never know when it goes.

We add the shit as soon as we end. When does this shit come home, man? Hey, man. I don't even know what dates to plug. I'm the CEO. I don't know what dates the plug. I don't know what dates the plug, man. My name is Carlos Miller.

I'm the CEO. These my artists. I'm D.C. on fly. I'm the press and the vice president because we ain't got no vice president. He to CFO. I'm Clayton English. I'm in charge of ANR. He to C.

Oh, oh. I'm the UFO. You are in charge of the uterus department. Be. Blabia. All we do right now, special. and making other artists that's kind of like other artists.

You might have seen designer. We worked with them, and then the nigga left us. Some bullshit, man. We was the one told a nigga, we said, nigga, look, what you're doing is fine, but you should do it like somebody else that's already doing some shit. And we buy a nigga some shoes

to make it seem like we got money. Because I got a plug. We don't really buy them to them. We just let them hold them. Loz got a lot of shoes. We let them hold of it. Let me give them the men. message y'all go ahead if you want to listen to a podcast with a cameraman ain't all in the

motherfucking videos the camera ain't got to stand niggins ain't talking all over each other you can hear some crispy as audio yeah fuck with the 85 South show yeah i'm carlos miller and if you want to post on instagram even though you sign us you still got to pay me 5,000 bitch coming out your check hole you want to work in the real studio you want to see real real house you want to eat real food I know you're tired of little wings and shit look everybody can't live off hot pockets I get it we over here every day nigger every day we out here eating pizza and not hot and redness they ain't hot and ready they was made in a brick oven yeah I got a nigger with a mustache that

curl up I got to a promise you want to meet that man right there yeah look go over there go over there you want to meet him then be signed to us I'm saying this in concussion, my nigga. The streets ain't made for everybody. So get your pussy ass on the sidewalk. Nigger like me a drive on the sidewalk, bitch. All right, man, we out. 85.

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