The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - B SIMONE'S SALMON GRAVY | Ep. 244

Episode Date: July 12, 2020

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for the charity event at Lowe's going to his hometown What's in Mississippi tomorrow? We're doing a charity event at Lowe's hometown But what is it? Oh, got you got you got you We're doing the boys and girls club

I'm doing a gift bag giveaway. That's lit. No, something for the kids. Give bags? What's the age room? Six to 18. I should give y'all some lip glosses to put in there for the girls. Take them.

What time are y'all leaving? I'm probably going more likely leave like tomorrow evening. Oh yeah. I'm gonna definitely give y'all some stuff. Late, late. Well, I thought we was gonna get that shot back. I didn't know that they was going, because they told me they were going to leave I mean, Friday.

I mean, Friday. Okay, well, we can do that. We can do that. Yeah, for sure. Let's do that. Yeah, for sure. Let's do that. I would love to do that.

Got some lip gloss for the lady folks. For the girls. Huh? You get the information for her? Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just answer for my number. We'll be ready in a few minutes, guys.

I'll be ready in a few minutes, guys. I got to get the ceremony of blunt together. Hey J-O-N. Why don't you set the mood, man? Hey man, that's that one girl, man. Where's she been? Got some tattoos and shit now? That wrote all on your breast plate. I hadn't even recognized it. Exactly.

What's going on, guys? Yeah. You need the key. Here you go right here. Here. A little more. A little more. There you go.

Hey, Jail me. Play some sexy shit. We got B Simone in here, man. Be Simone, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, be Simone. Be Simone. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Be Simone. Be Simone. Be Simone. Do we want the rock here? Brailing, Simone Green. Yeah. You don't know what's gonna come out of this in his mouth. I'm not gonna, man, we are here to celebrate you, black woman.

We're here to celebrate you and to borrow a little money. You should have never told us that you got rich. I don't got it, I don't got it. And you need to reinvest in the black business. I'm all out. You are not all out. You just made some more lip gloss money. Right. I'm all fucking out.

Motherfuckers got lips so they need lip gloss. Yeah. Use the coupon get 20% off. What ribs? Hey man, black boy got a real skill, man. He got a real skill when he comes to that grill. Somebody about to get proposed to in this bit? Shit, it's beautiful, ain't it?

Everybody looking around texting people who don't fuck with you no more. You mean texting people that don't fuck with you. Much love to everybody that's got broken up with lately. You never know how your blessing going to show up. I'm talking to the people in the room right now. I'm just building some team. I don't know how y'all been surviving this shit. Craig, the only nigga I talk to in this room.

I'm really disappointed in y'all. All right, what you need to happen on the trip? Me and Crick doesn't get a trainer. Y'all more than welcome to join us. It's team building exercise. You y'all about to get a what? Me and Crick about to get a trainer. Oh, okay.

Don't act like you didn't get me? No, man. I ain't the type of nigga that a running train. I'm too selfish. You would, Carlos. I'm way too selfish. What if a girl? No, I wouldn't.

No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. I don't want to see a nigga naked. Yeah. I don't want to be in the presence of a naked. Like the nigga coming out he's naked from the waist down. All right dog, you turn. Whoa, no.

You would do that. You got to establish your half of the body, this is my half, that's your half. Like, somebody get them out, somebody get the vagina. I don't have a, I don't have a friend that I trust that much. I don't want to never be naked in the room with none of my close associates. Yeah.

Ain't no pussy worth that. What are we proven to this bit? Yeah. We're not 19. Yes, you, you just, I agree. There's a time and a place for everything. It gets to a certain point. certain point in your life.

So when can you stop doing trains? Unless you're getting paid for. Yeah, I'm about to say, if you ain't a porn star, after a certain age, then you got to, it's over with you supposed to do that as a young nigga. Grown men run trains a whole lot different. You need to, your spacing is different when you get older. Right. You know how, you know what I'm saying?

You know how grown men run a train? If you get older and start fucking your spacing don't say the same as a young nigga, you can fucking confine spaces as a young nigga. But you need more space for your older? Yeah, you're trying to get down. You got to alleviate certain shit. You got to open up your nuts. Yeah, you gotta do a whole bunch of shit

when you're older, your train ain't. I don't know no niggas who run train. Older niggas share a bitch, but they ain't gonna share together. Like, you'll send her over there. Like, you'll leave the door open for your partner. So a threesome is different. No, no, that is reserved for a man and two women.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. All the others, I don't, I don't even know a woman who ever said they wanted two dicks at the same time. I might just know the wrong kind of women, but I ain't never heard a woman say. You know what I can go for right now? Yeah, that's a lot. A double up.

Two for one. I ain't never heard a woman say, you know what I really don't enjoy about sex? I got two open holes that nobody will feel. That's very true. I don't know if any trains ever started with the woman just say, you know what, hey, both of you niggers. I think when trains happen, it's an accident with the woman.

It's not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. We're not going to say that. It's never an accident. I'm not going to see. You know what, babe. There's never an accident. You can get hit by a train on accident,

but you don't get. A train. ran on you by accident that don't work like that it's like oops yeah no you don't that don't happen like that I always wonder what happened to those girls who got trains ran on them in high school they always seem to like move away to another city and find a hug yeah they're married they got the double the experience at you know early so they by the time they got to just fucking one nigga they was woo and this is my favorite part of the show bro the pre-show banter yeah yeah once they get the fucking one nigga they're like oh I got

That this. It's like fighting two motherfuckers at once all the time. Then you get to go one-on-one with a nigga. I'm about to beat the dog shit out you. I know some niggins that fell in love with girls they ran trains on. Even the girls said, ugh. That shit childish, though, to me. Why are we talking about trains?

You brought it up. I thought you was about to confess. No, I ain't never had no train ran on me. You ever fucked with somebody in the room? Carlos. That's lit. Tell the truth, that's lit. When they begin, you probably, like, goddamn, yo, fucking fucking, no.

Where'd you be acting asleep? Who? If somebody was fucking in the room with you, you would act sleep? No, no. You're not acting. You're not fucking in the room with me. I'm not going to watch. I'm not going to watch.

I'm about to let nobody fuck in the room with me. I'm not going to watch. You could have asked me to go. I'm not, like a drunken night after the club. Like, I'm not a head. No, I've never been there drunk to where I'm so drunk that nigg is fucking beside me. And I'm just like, let me make a decision as the way. But if I ever want to leave, it's over soon.

No, that's some college shit right there. That's some college shit right there. Just no, if I ever walk in, you fucking your lady, I'm gonna look at her titty. I feel obligated. I gotta see the, I want to see the teddy. I ain't gonna make it. What ya?

Why, let me get the fucking, y'all, what? I ain't gonna make it. I ain't gonna make it. I don't gonna make it. I do. You always talk about booze. As soon as I hit a hood, I'm like, oh, my bad, man. I'm out of there.

You know what? I'm out of there. You know what I think it is? Because I love titty so much, I want to save all of them. You like little ones or big ones? I like all of them. Like really little ones? No, because a few of the ladies in my family got breast cancer.

Aw. So I accept all the tithes, you know what I'm saying? It's a close place in your heart. Exactly. That's lit. That shit was crazy. Monty had to get her nipples cut off. And then they had to wait about two weeks to put them back on.

I don't even know if they put them back on. But I remember I was laughing at the titty. You know how you have to laugh to keep him crying and shit. Too much, yeah. Don't get it, more. Don't just saying. Bro, this is because it was, it was a, that's how me and my auntie play. But I'm saying if you had to choose, would you like a double D or like a little egg?

I feel like diddies don't even really get big till you get to a double D. Really? Man, come on. See how quiet a guy. I'm not a big, you know, that ain't nothing. You like, ass. Yeah, you could have, goddad. You could be built like me up top.

I don't give a fuck. Nope. I don't give a fuck, baby. Nope. It's all good. Mm-mm. I work with whatever titty you bring. Because I think all tities got character and flavor.

I didn't see some little titties that would have been great big titties. I didn't see little titty swag. What about stretch marks? Who gives a fuck about stress marks? That let me know she's a real human. I have stretch marks. Who cares about some stretch marks? I feel like a motherfucker ain't fine if they don't got stretch marks in certain places.

Like behind the legs or what? Like where you can see what the an is getting. I like lines right here. Whoa, boy. If you find when she got a little bit right here, oh my, that was in my right. They're so old, they're old. I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. Hercules. What is, oh, that candle broke? Yep. Well, shouldn't start it. Talking about Teddy. Sorry.

Who? Oh, give me one second. We'll start right after this. What happened? I'm like, they all. They all? Was it burned? Hold on once here.

Let me see some. It broke. Be careful with that. My bad. I'm sorry. She was already had a handful of glass. Be Simone. How is past the Greenfield?

Good. He really thinks he knows y'all. It's so weird. He can watch the show? 85 South show? Mm-hmm. He watches it sometime. Good.

That's how I don't know we're going to heaven. Pastor Greenfield, Ben, watching the show. So what's new in your world? What's your next venture? Music, back to doing music, and focusing on Be Simone Beauty. Oh, okay. I'm trying to work on a new stand-up set to get ready for next year. Yeah, so I talk to them. They don't care. They don't know. yes you really think we would make you look bad like we know I know we think we

we come and hey you on here to be a media outlet the fuck out of here you got me to talk to your partners it's not y'all it's the people we're gonna take one little clip we told you you can go back to the first episode we've been told you fucking people I know what I say Carlos was gonna say soon as I walk in fuck them nigger man but what the niggas can't stop shoot can't stop shit I know I know. What we got? We got some dope art.

I've been putting the P.O. box out there. Wow. That's mine. He sent all of these, my man, C. Ray. For real? He did all of us. That's big. Oh, that's dope.

I'm gonna bring that one. Oh, that's nice. Oh, look. Let me see that. That what you call them dead of us three? I'm going to bring it down here to put it here. Hey, just get a shot of this. She'll go get in this.

Make sure I'm out of it. Fuck out of here. Squat, it's hard right here. You fuck with it? Hell yeah. Guys, we're five minutes out? Five minutes out? Yeah, yeah.

Five minutes? We have the five minute mark. We got the five minute mark. We had to shoot the show because as soon as it get dark. I threw the car in park and I hit my morning. Mark said, bring the guns in the reefer. Got some holes over here and they're cheaper. All they want to do is smoke a little reefer, you the motherfucker keeper.

That's why I need you. So he pulled up, crown vick, and some motherfucking bullshit. But then he had the weed in a bag that was tucked under the seat, said, here you go, those cuz I got what you need. And then the nigger threw me a sack. I'm like, cool. And so I threw the nigger the money back. And then he hit me on the text and said,

what's up with the one with the dress? I'm like, hey, hurt. Ain't nobody hollered. You need to come back, dude, cause you got a couple dollars. You know we with this shit? He took her to the room in five minutes he hit. But that's just a regular night.

You feel it? That happens all the time. Cocoa butter. Be Simone, you're gonna have some man lip glosser or no? Niggas got lips. Lip balm. Niggas got a lip. No, fuck that.

Niggas. Mm-hmm. LIP, bong. B-A-L-M, B-A-L-M-B-A-Bong. Make the bitch just want to kiss your lips. Not gone. What are y'all use in your lips? I use this cocoa butter right here.

Oh, that? That's what I use on my lip. This right here. Really? Yeah, I mean, I don't put too much on my lips. Not like Carmack or anything? I mean, it's necessary, you know what I mean? Hey, somebody, somebody said, stop walking through the camera.

They got an O-CD, and that shit aggravates the fuck out of them. Yeah, I'm gonna make y'all. Cocoa but I'm just saying I'm just saying I tried I tried to but they was like till Chad sit his ass down God damn right it is you know why you know why Chad because motherfuckers had to stretch $1,200 for three months where the fuck they gonna get the money from No we ain't the community the community feels hungry in the motherfucker right now see you've made it too inclusive don't put the pressure of the community on me especially in ones I don't live in if you ain't black you really can't ask me for shit I'm serious and you got to be a

certain kind of black to even ask me that what kind I'm just shit family if you ain't never been to my grandma house don't really fucking say shit to me to all this is old it's about some help but I'm saying you ain't never asked me for shit neither never what if I ask why I love you you will help me because there's so many niggas it's so many niggas ahead of me that you're going to ask first

I know I know if you hell on shit yes it is there's a lot of diggins it's a lot of dicks is ahead of us that you're asking not that many well it's still it's some

you can't deny it it's some diggers that you're going to hear the bid in it if I was down to my wits end would you be there low yes I would never let you fall off I would never let you fall off

I would never let you fall Let you fall to fuck off. Okay, how much, how much? You didn't took it too far with the fall off. How much do you give me? I'm saying how bad. See, they need to be, you see you already that let me know your mentality somewhere else because it ain't always got to be about money.

But I'm saying if I financially needed you. I mean, shit. Anything over 40 is a blessing. You know what I'm saying? So I got you over 40. You definitely over the 40 mark, so anything over that we can work out. All right, man, I'm just be all the way on. Don't nothing.

$40? $40? No, no, no, no, no. Not you, I'm just saying, $40 is the limit. You know what I'm saying? That's the, that's the ground floor for just, bad fucked up, man.

No, Chico. So you, we passed that, so you know what I'm saying, we can discuss it. It's not even up for discussion anywhere else. Like, look, I just have 40 for you. God bless you. In my mind, I literally thought,

I'll help me, but I'm going to have to say something. I'm like, girl, you fucked out and lip lost money up already. I know, you were yelling me. You might take this $4.00. No, I had to ask where the money went. What nigga you didn't let come over here and finesse you? But that's what I was saying.

Don't nothing make me more uncomfortable than a woman. I ain't never had sex with or nothing sexual asking me for some. I'm like, whoa. I think that's how they feel when niggas ask them for some pussy. It's got to be the same feeling. The reverse. It's reverse. You ain't never did nothing for me, so what should I?

Yeah. It makes sense. It makes sense. Money is the pussy. Unless it's your family. Like me. My family. I ain't cut the family out.

Listen, you know how much shit I'd have done for my family. Oh, I didn't cut the family out. I know. I know. The fuck you're talking about this family. Oh, I get it. I get it.

I don't cut the family. I didn't have to have to be worked because I was poor. Uh-uh. See, that fuck that. That's what Fabby don't understand. God, God got real tricking when he was building families.

He just started throwing some motherfuckers in there at some point. Everybody ain't family. Just because you're in the family. I mean you family. Man. Family would fuck you with the road dick with the glass on it. Family will fuck you up. You'd be surprised how much your family think you owe them.

Yeah, for sure. What? How much they think you got? Boy, no, nobody counts your pockets quicker than your family. For sure. Boy, that's about 14 posts he'd put up in shows, nigger. Yeah, I had to stop my 1,000. That's 14,000, that'd fix all my issues.

I had to stop my own daddy. This nigga ain't got drunk talking about we straight down. straight they don't know who we is i'm like nigger i'm straight they know me they don't know you look we're talking loud than these folks establishment like that no for sure fuck wrong too i love his laugh that family drain your ass man i really always want some don't like i don't like one of the motherfuckers i don't like when the motherfucker i don't like when people being fucked up situation and then they wait till like the last minute then you have no choice I need $1,200.

They're going to cut the lights. I'm like, niggins, who at the light company let you run up $1,200 worth of credit? And you need it today. What time? 4 o'clock. Call me at 3.30. I want to see what you come up with.

Don't let me be your only. Call me in the motherfuckiness if you call. I understand that when you are the last resort. Let me be your last. Yes, call me last. Call me at $3.59. Nah, that's you're the solution. You got to understand when you become the solution

for motherfuckers, they skip a whole bunch of other shit that they could have done because you're the solution. Niggas skipped the whole process. They skip the whole process and be like and get to talk shit to the motherfucker that they owe the money. I ain't got to worry about this little bullshit.

Watch this. Watch this. Because. This little bitch-ass nigga up here talking about he going to put me out my house because I ain't got the money. I mean, talk to this nigga. Hello?

Yeah, yes, sir. You the cousin with the money? Man, the nigga hit me one time, not even family. Niggas was like, man, shit, bro, my rent got down two months behind and shit. Shit up about 14, 50, man, I got, I got four. And then, you know, plus whatever you can give me. I was like, whoa, you skipped something right there, my name. That was, I'm stage two of the blend, you know.

It's supposed to be two more steps before you get to me. Where's B, C? Where's B, C? Even more crazy is the strangers that DM you about breath. That shit's ridiculous. Those stories be so sad. I get requests all day from my cash app. All day.

It's me, my three kids, and I'm like, where's that nigga you gave that pussy to? And the crazy part is it'd be more than one baby dad. When you was fucking on cause, like what did you have in regards to conversations prior? Was it just dick that you wanted? Because he left a whole responsibility over there and now somehow. somehow you watching me make me the nigger that's supposed to fix that I don't know the mentality of a nigger who fucking on the chigger who he no got two three four baby dad what make you want to be three four five that's the power of the vagina though pussy's so

good niggins be like you know what I don't mind leaving something over here ain't no pussy you just ain't never had nothing that shit I didn't have plenty ghetto pussy I mean you know what I was doing while I was in there planning my escape was the good in the motherfucker I jump out this one day this day anything If a nigger kick you in this door, I'm under the bed. I'd be planning my escape the whole food is good thing. I feel you, man, she got, I see why she got all them kids, but she won't get me. We didn't, we didn't.

Feet don't fail me now. We didn't already establish that there is some pussy out here that we didn't know exist. Nigger, it is some pussy out here that to make you no want no more, pussy. Do you know how, boy. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show. I feel like that's the perfect place. That's the perfect place. That's the perfect place.

Right there, the start. Come on, man. We got superstars. We got to make this quick because I know she got things that fucking do. I'm actually free. I'm actually free. Lips to gloss. You don't have anything on?

Are you in there? Look at her nails, niggie. Niggia, you didn't come up in his thing on us with the Roycey crystals on her nails. Come on, man. Don't be, don't come on now. She'll do like this and be in the inside of the beauty supply store. You don't even know how she got in that motherfucker.

The doors locked. She click her nails together and now she in the beauty supplies. Blink three times now you got some lashes on. The one and only. The legendary. Our sister. Come on. For my name.

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Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm good. You know, you got rich on us and shit. We're still the same niggas. We didn't came up all the way. You all the way.

No, we have it. Why, you ain't caught me when the lip gloss was flying off the motherfuck of the shit? This thing is made a million dollars to two times. Right. Yeah. Twice. And get on the internet and be like, look, all you got to do is, all you have to do is manifest. It's manifest.

She lied. Because I've been trying to fuck Meg to style you said she dropped that freestyle. No, it is true. I've been like me and Meg. Meg says she got an ass so fast, she'd make a nigger watch dishes. Do you watch, do you don't watch dishes? I mean, I wasn't planning on it. But if Meg said, watch the dishes.

These morning made a ran up a ticket off the motherfucking lip gloss. And all you got to do is just sit and just think. I'm like, shit, I ain't never thought to sell lip gloves, but I can't in my living room now, especially in 2020. Ain't shit else going on. Ain't nothing else to do. I'm trying to manifest this shit back for years. Let her blow on that.

That shit won't give you. Touch my spot. I see it. No, don't put your hands on it so I can manifest some of that good shit right there. Maybe my should be back. We'll see. I ain't going to blame you, though, if it don't know about it. Don't, please.

Don't say it was my energy. I don't know like the face you made when he took his head off. Don't be judging him like that. Oh, she's better not. I've seen it already. I know, but the face. I love the confidence. You ain't seen it in person.

She said that shit like it was a dick that wasn't impressive. Oh, I've seen it already. It's okay. We spoke about it. No, it's, you know, I love the confidence. She goes so confident. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about nothing. I don't even know if that went together.

But I don't even know if that went together. But I don't, I don't give a fuck about nothing. That's what we, that's why we glad you hear, man. So we can speak on some of this shit that's been going on. You're worried about, you know, what strangers are saying about the work and effort that you didn't put in out here in the world. So we're going to talk a little bit about a little bit of something just to get that shit on out of the way.

Get it off your shit. Get it out the way. Because, I mean, we love you. We didn't have been telling you. I know. I caught a lot of hell for love of you. Yeah. In the midst of all of this.

I know. Okay. Them. But they was fake mad at me. They followed me back. They came back. I'm like, lo, we all that shit, my niggins. These old niggins ain't even cracking like this.

I know, when we went live, you know, you always got my bag. We didn't have been telling you for years that you was a star. I'm talking about way, way back when it first kicked off. I'm talking about when you had no hub cap. Yeah. I know. I only had three hubcaps, y'all. Yeah.

I heard you still ain't got a car yet. I don't have a car. What the fuck? You don't have a car. You don't need a car. I don't want a car. I want a driver. See, that's a different type of a car.

the thought process. I'm humble. I ain't never thought no shit like that. I don't want to drive. I want a nigga to push me around. I don't. I need a Miss Daisy type nigga. It's not even that.

It's that I don't like driving. Oh, yeah. I mean, them three hubcapses do that to you. Yeah. I loved my Toyota. I just stopped driving my Toyota this year. What was it? A Camry?

It was a Toyota Yaris. Oh, Yaris. Okay. Big Black, three hubcaps. And when it rained, the seats got wet. See, that's what people need to know. That's the shit you need. They do know.

I showed them that. Stop showing them everything. Stop telling them how much money you get. Right. You should have kept the yard secret for this time when motherfuckers turned on. You're like, wait a minute now. Whoa, whoa. Oh, wait a minute now.

Don't get it fucked up, man. Look at my seats. They still went from the rain two weeks ago. I'm regular. No, seriously. It was so stressful. It was like molding. What the fuck?

What? Yeah. Let me find that. And I couldn't figure out how it got. how it got wed. That's some psycho behavior right there. Right and right. You imagine.

Every time it rained. You know how many niggas don't roll with her and act like they didn't see that shit? What is that mold? Girl crack this one, though. You're a fool. Who? You're trying to give a nigger to black lung.

But I'm gonna take my chances. It was only in the back seat. Exactly. So I would only... That's probably nut or something. But kids trying to grow up on the back. Stop. Queen is amazing.

My first question to you is, what have you learned from all of this shit? That's a great place to start. I've learned so much. I learned a lot fucking with you too. I learned so much. Like, learn how to articulate, mean what you say, say what you mean, and also, like, I'm going to get a little deep,

but this is one of the biggest lessons I learned. I always ask God to use me, so you can't just expect him to use you by putting you on a pedestal and having people praise you. God uses you in so many different ways. I feel like this was like a learning experience and I learned like legal shit. I learned like not to put my faith in man. I learned so much shit, so much shit. Now how do you think that's going to help you move forward?

Like see, because a lot of people have lessons. Oh my God. They get the lessons and they learn them but don't utilize the, you know, the aspects of the lessons the day to learn. Well yeah, even like, first of all, I can't go into depth about the book that much because of legal reasons, but dealing with stuff with my lawyer, making sure. so much is like organized within my business legally a lot of stuff that I skipped over as an entrepreneur I just did a free webinar for people to learn with my financial advisor my lawyer a publicist was on there we gave free information so like it was called mistakes

you'll never have to make so free information to people that you know here's some shit y'all need to know I made the mistakes so you don't have to make it watch this webinar good luck you know so legal shit legal shit so you learn a lot about the legal side of the game yes see I know just watching you know how the world work

and seeing the whole situation happen I know from my perspective I would say that from what I've seen you go through prior and during this whole process you got to be true to you

throughout the entire time meaning that a lot of the shit that you did or thought that you were doing to subscribe to what you thought people will want from you, you see now that it ain't no such thing as what people want from you. That shifts and that changes along with whatever comes.

People are so episodic. Right. Just be yourself. So you have to be true to you. You have to be genuine. You have to be no matter what. No matter what the situation is, no matter what the circumstance, I'd rather have a motherfucker

dislike me for being me than to love me for being somebody that I'm not. Because once they find out that I'm not the nigger that they love, then the person that they're going to trash me for faking like I am is going to be a motherfucker. But you know what?

I think that's one of the main things that upset me the most because people portrayed me to who they were trying to make me seem like I was on the internet is not who I am. Y'all know me.

People that know me, know me. But that's what I'm saying. But the world don't know me. But that's what I mean. But you got to understand when you're giving people all of this access to your life that makes them feel like

you're letting me have access to all of the things. You do your B-Simone, all shit B-Simone, you have monetized yourself. And so people see that and think what they're getting is actually you. For sure. But the parts of you that you're not showing is the shit that you should lead with. All that shit that you think, oh, no, ain't nobody going to want to see me when I wake up in the morning with my shit fucked up. Man, be Simone smart as a month.

And I show that, too, though. In the midst of all of this shit happening. You know what she did that where I thought was a genius move? She went on a trip and dropped them ass pictures. That'll work too. Distracted with everybody. Right. Where'd she get asked?

Jesus. But I mean, you just got to understand. That's what I saw. I was like, that's bounce back right there. Drop them ass, bitch. Like, for example, it's a perfect example of me with this shit. This shit here is what I mean. I don't give a fuck about what nobody else sees or thinks I should look like to them or do for them.

That shit is inspiring. Regardless of what it made, the motherfuckers is like, niggas is really mad. Like, bro, God, damn, bro. You're really going to keep the motherfuckers. fucking Farooke, yes, I am just to show you how I can walk in my truth and my purpose because what God made is not something to be ashamed of. But you don't think I've done that my whole career? But what I'm, I'm not saying that you haven't done that, but what I'm saying is from

what I've seen is the things that people say about you from us knowing you, all of the backlash that you were getting, I'm watching it and like, migger, you sound crazy as fuck B Simone is a hood bitch from Dallas. Like you would never, I didn't, like you got to, I think about this. Remember that show we did in Houston? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The comedy show, the stand-up show. We went back and we were just chopping it up and kicking it and seeing how you operate and move.

That type of shit is the shit that people need to see because that makes you, they don't think that you're perfect. Mistakes happen. Like when you put it out and I didn't manifest two million dollars, you know, I ain't fucking the baby. You got to stop promoting that shit. Yeah, I ain't fucking. We'll talk about that separate. No, that negativity, that celibacy shit. You have a large platform, and for you to continue to put out that propaganda and negativity.

Bullshit. That is bullshit. But that's a perfect example of what I mean. That's bullshit. Be Simone, that's bullshit. That is bullshit. No, it's not. There's somebody been in that.

I never said I didn't one day. Somebody hated or something, man. But accident is difficult. Could you been trample with, man. I'm trying to master self-control and be obedient and sit still for a fucking man. But how? sound like some freak talk to me that we'll get to that later that sound like under the right circumstances you're trying to talk me out of my cell and it's not what happened

I'm saying if it was a little dark in here and all these folks were here and it was some just keep going wait wait what are you I'm just saying I don't believe you I don't believe in but I'm just saying like I don't have sex in almost eight months I don't believe that that's dumb as a motherfucker something wrong with you no when you're tripping all right what I'm focused like I'm saying like what you already got the money what you're trying to do Two million dollars. Clear my mind. Niggas are distracting.

I think you're distracted. You're allowed there to be distracting. Yep, I do. And I know myself. So keep your legs close if you can't handle it. Okay. What did she just say? She said keep her legs closed.

No, you should have caught it. No, I'm just, I'm trying to figure out your logic here, ma'am. It is for me. I'm not telling nobody else. No, you came here to share with me. I haven't seen you in a long time. I want to know what it is. Because I might be giving my magic away.

You never know. You are. I'm not. This ain't the kind of magic you keep to yourself. This, God gave me this shit to give it to somebody else. He said, son, that is your blessing. You use that to bless others. The man who walk is in abundance, shout out.

It ain't about you. See, the blessing is to be one. See, God gave me a blessing so I can use it over and over and over again. So I can keep blessing. It's the gift that keeps on giving me. I'm not wasting this good. that shit I got. I'm not. That is disrespectful to the Lord for me to do walk around out here with all of this. Have you ever taken a sex break like a time

where you like... A sex break? Yeah, and went to sleep? Right. Yeah. I went to sleep before. Is that what you asking me? I take the break. Every time I fuck, I take a sex break. You mean, this is what she asked. This is what she asked her. And this is going to sound crazy as hell to a man. Have you ever been? Have you ever not got some pussy on purpose for a long time? Yeah. Come on, Chico. No, be serious. Nigger. Not got some pussy on purpose for a long time.

Not for a long time. What's the longest? Probably like, shit, three, four weeks. Mm-hmm. Really? A nigger will dive him fucking about six weeks. Yeah, three, four weeks. No.

I don't know if that's a fact, you could Google it, but nigger really got, because that nut to fill up your set and go to your heart and call you to have a heart attack. Two and a half years, be someone. See, that's what I'm saying. You didn't have got some dick for two and a half years. half years. Your standards really should be on the floor.

What was you in jail? Your standard should be on the floor. How you don't fuck nobody in two years and still have a preference? All you need to be is a lie. See, that's what I mean. That's what I'm saying. This is a perfect example of what I mean, baby. Is you hearing that, most people are not going to be able to understand no shit like

that. That's not true, Chico. Nobody with a working pussy. Comment if you have been abstinent. On purpose. No, we, you can unfollow, if you're absolutely unfollow us, then we do not want your type around. Don't move that.

No, ladies, don't listen to them. This podcast is for women who will fall asleep with the dick right here. We're talking to them. You ever had to be fall asleep and take a nap on your dick? She wanted to lay right there about it. I know. I ain't reached that point in a kid. I have.

I ain't got to the point where a nap on my dick. She wanted to take a nap on the dick. I'd be scared my dick going to fall asleep like a leg when you sit on the toilet too long. You can't sleep. Get your ass off my meat, ma'am. I let her do it. Ladies, if you want to go on an abstinent journey... I mean, do what you want to do.

We ain't telling you what to do, but I'm just saying from, like I said, from my perspective on the outside looking in, you can't be surprised that people feel lied to when all they get is the magical shit. But they don't. But you got to understand. People don't subscribe to the shit that's not magical

because they don't feel like the energy that's behind it is the same. You got to understand. People are attracted to the... abundance of life so you have to like I said it's not like you could just use my hair for an example it's a perfect example I'm drawing it's a thesis statement I'm drawing attention to the abundance of what it looks like when it's at the ground floor you're wrong right right walking around with no makeup on and no bullshit like

drawing attention to it because when people see that you have the strip to be able to do that type of shit then they understand that the mistakes that you are bound to make in your life are just natural. And I feel like that's what I've built my total career on transparency and rawness in realness. Looking crazy. Not looking crazy, but like you said, no makeup, hubcaps. Show the Toyota.

I showed when I was making $15 a day. I showed sleeping on the floor for $15 a day. Yes, broke as fuck. Waitressing, not making a dime. Where? Tripping, you, details. You don't even know that. I was broke.

Oh. But my point is, I showed the jerk. When I knew, that gives me, that's what you should have called me, that's right. Yeah. That gives me to the point of. I showed all that. So, but that's what I'm saying, people not going, but when you show, when you get out of a, of a, of a Rose Royce and get on a private jet, they forget the $15 a day because you've excelled beyond that to a point.

And now that space that everybody has that success that everybody wants to see themselves getting to, they attach themselves to that. Right. So you got to understand it. Sometimes, fuck it, you might got to go back to sleeping on the floor with a motherfucker just to let them know. I'm not beyond. None of this shit that I agree with that. I agree with that.

I'm not beyond that shit. I'm not beyond that. Because niggas need to hear that. Because when I jump out the Rose Royce and jump on the jet, I'm not posting that for the niggas who don't do. It's me and Diddy and Nelly and four-file other niggas who do that type of shit. Who gonna laugh. Noggin'allie the rapper?

Yeah. I'm not posting that for. These are niggas that we, you know, have been blessed to. Well, we've been around in the Nellie and a whole bunch of nigg's. But that's what I'm saying. We post that shit too. We didn't took shots of Syracca with ditty, all types of dope shit. But at the end of the day, people see us and know that these niggas is not beyond hitting

the streets again. And that's just the part of it that you have to, and not to say that you'll ever go back there, because I don't think you ever will, but not to put yourself in a position where somebody saying some negative shit about you can drag you back there. Facts. You don't want to put yourself in that position if you can't help it. And that 9 to 5 niggas shit. I didn't even know them niggas are going to get you.

get mad about that shit that shit just came because they were already mad at you could have the fourth thing they were mad at yeah yeah you called it you had a mean yeah you had one that mean girl you got canceled so many times you got canceled so many times you got canceled so many times I think it was five times it was like a horrible sitcom that they kept trying to bring back be some on again fuck that bitch turn tv oh again one more time click the bitch one more time they brought up something from 2000 I was like Jesus 2,000 and what 17 I mean not the was that long ago but I was like what did I say in sixth grade that they could possibly oh you're a lot of shit oh they're gonna find some ocean this bitch that hates you from sixth

grade been waiting on this moment and you know what the bitch ain't shared crayons either just to let that be known but so let's let's let's let's delve a little bit more into what you really meant by that did you go got a lot on your mind right now did you not fuck with a nine to five nigga at all would you not fuck with a nigga that got a nine to five that's ambitious here's the thing that I think the title thing is what people got upset about because really it's a lifestyle but in my mind somebody that's going to have that lifestyle does not work a nine to five it's more likely that a guy with a nine to five it's not going to have that entrepreneurial lifestyle moving getting up and

going being able to move around being able to not clock in all the time and be stuck at a job when we can move so maybe the title should have been like okay maybe somebody with my lifestyle Whether you work at Taco Bell, nigger, can you call off? He can't, though. Whatever. Taco Bell flexible. I'm just saying, stop. I'm just saying, they're like, brunt.

The lifestyle. The lifestyle. So that's what I did. I feel like because it was in an interview form and people were already mad at me, they attacked me. See, that's why I told you you got to stop telling people in their music. Because there ain't nobody going to pull around that shit and they're going to get no. Give me something to throw at me. But I get you, but that's what I'm saying.

Like the lifestyle. Oh, where you hit me two times. You hit it twice? No, it just hit me back. Like, I was talking to my homeboy about it. He was like, you can't put a title on it. It's just you want somebody with your same lifestyle. Oh, you can do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Of course I can. But I'm just saying for niggas, you got to understand from a male perspective. I give you just a male perspective of what that means. As a man, we have to have a whole checklist of shit in order just to get attention. Not anything of value. Just a tension. Oh, shit about to get deep in this, bitch. Just attention.

I got to have a job, whether it be a 9 to 5 or I'm entrepreneur. I got to be funny, I got to be able to protect you, I got to be able to do, listen to you talk about, whatever the fuck it is you talk about. And what's the list for females? I got to be able to fuck, that's the number one thing, because I can have all the other courage to risk. If I can't lay no dick, I'm just going to be a, oh, you're so sweet-ass niggins. Okay, and then do the other side, do the female side. Do the female side. Yes.

You know what you got to do? Be alive. Not even have a pussy. You can walk down the street right now. This is what I mean. If you're a woman and you're alive, somebody. Somebody's truck. And the same thing with a nigger.

She, I don't fuck with- I know plenty of niggas who've been alive a long time want to know about the fuck girl. Niggins guy, he never had no pussy before. Real shit, like this is a perfect example. If you, as B. Simone, even if you wasn't B Simone, if you was just, let's just say this lovely lady sitting over there on the phone, if she was walking down the street,

before she'd get two or three blocks, some niggas gonna be like, hey, baby, hey, baby, hey, hey. The fuck you're walking for, baby. You're too sex to be walking down the street, baby. Let me give you a ride. Let me help you out. Me and Carlos can be walking down the street. As Carlos Miller and Chico Bean, bitch is going to pull up like,

Hey, Chico. Hey, Chico, hey, Carlo, y'all. Y'all digger funny and fuck. On her way to some dick appointments. So it's just a difference. So you got to understand when men hear that they get. It had nothing to do with money. I got you, but I'm just telling you the pressure that a lot of men. Yeah, I mean, it ain't got nothing to do with big.

It was more than what? Yes, numerous. Numerous. But that's a good question. What made you date the broke niggins? Because I like him. She was broke, too. You get no choice.

I dated a broke nigga when I had money. For real? Yes. And what made you, what turned you off from that? Huh? What turned you all from dating a broke nigga when you got money? Turned me off? Yeah.

You could still be following. He couldn't keep up with my lifestyle. In what regard? A lot of ways. He couldn't just move around. He couldn't get up and go. He couldn't. Do shit.

Okay, so if that's the case, why not take care of the nigga if that's the case? Oh, well, damn. That's fucked up. No. You mean to tell me, I could be broke and because I'm broke and I can't move around and you got the money. But he didn't have no plan of action. He wasn't doing shit.

Okay, well, so. Hold up. Can we take a pause for the cost? Yeah. I gotta do that boogie shit. What boogie shit? I got a comedy thing. I have a comedy special that's coming out on Amazon.

July 10th. July to 10. Boogie Cousins, fucking comedy all-star jam. Me, Tony Roberts, hosted by Mike Epps, Gary Owens is on there. Greg Grant. It was crazy. Shout out to my boy Lewis Belt. Lewis opened up the shit.

Oh, Lou, that's my nigga right there. Salute the young boys, young OG. They got the call pulled up. You got to do that now? Yeah, it's only like five minutes. It's a promo. I hate to cut you all. It was getting so good.

It was getting so good. Don't worry about it, man. Chico's been really concerned about you and I'm glad you came. We had a council. You weren't concerned? Hell yeah. I'm the one who called him. I can hear it in his voice.

He was trembling. He was like, call him. No, he wasn't. I'm telling you, man. He was concerned about you. Yeah, we're not concerned. You don't read the comments? They was like, I'm just trying to find somebody who look at me.

Like Chico look at B Simone. And then somebody made a TikTok of all the pictures and they tried to make it look like he was looking at you. Did they really? You ain't see this? Oh, let me see this. I don't have it saved, but if I find it again, I'll send it to you. But they got a lot of clips of y'all at the shows, and y'all like, gazing.

I'm like, man, they'd be really looking. But she's celibate, though, so we can't fuck with you. I know. I am. I'm trying to fuck immediately. Today. Chico got 35 girlfriends. You do?

No, I don't. You're a terrible friend, because you don't introduce me to none of these. No, I don't have 35. I don't have any girlfriend, actually. I have a lot of friends that are girls, but I don't have any girlfriends. I don't want a girlfriend. 35. Did they have the word out where are they that's that's like B Simone in the 95 guy I don't like it

it makes me feel icky inside would you date a chick who had a 95 she hell yeah I think a lot of chicks that got that 9 to 5s I fuck with all types of women that have 9 to 5 but it's different but it's different in their music but I got dragged when I said in interview no women say that oh but it's different it's just because they was mad at you that's why got you if you would have said that shit a year ago when I was lit shit and that nigga would be like yeah you Yeah, you can't follow a beat something all that. People have one-sided minds. Because all the niggas who work 11 to 7 was like.

They were like, I'm good. I work 3 to 6. Yeah, right. Don't fuck with the nigga that worked 3 to 6. That ain't really two hours. Yeah. With a break. Yeah.

Don't fall for that shit. But he got to let that nigger do a dangerous job. Facts. Make a lot of money. They stopped this way too early. They did. No, I worry. We stuck a pen in it.

We don't get back to it. 9 to 5 shit I want to fuck with somebody who got any kind of money coming in on the record but it's definitely you a nigger you got a different responsibility

but it's not because I need the money because I'm gonna always work I'm gonna ask you when the last time you asked a woman for some money I ain't never got no money me neither like I ain't never I ain't never asked a woman for no money yeah I've had women to help me

2020 tremendously back in 2013 so that's what 13 I salute why I salute women that are willing to, like you said, if a nigger got a plan of action, I always had a plan of action. That's the point. A woman, women have blessed me many a time, but I ain't never asked like, hey, sweetheart, you think you could get me right with a couple dollars in my life. I can't even ask Wanda for no money. Your mama.

What? Nigger. That's the last time I had to ask somebody for anything. I wish I would ask Wondon. You said that it made me think about it. I was like 2013. It was at the top of it. Cold summer day.

Yeah. Yeah, that's when it was rough for, maybe. 2013 was all, it was fucked up after that too because the worst shit in the world is knowing you that made some money, but you got to wait on it. So you're like, you know you got some money, but you got to live three weeks. You got to be poor three more weeks.

Man, that shit is terrible. What? Boy, we was needing that per die of money so bad. It was cold as fuck. To the point where I snapped, I put my whole career on the line for this. Immediately. Why?

Why? What do you mean you snapped? Because I'm the only motherfucker who asked for the money. Everybody in that bitch fucked up. Everybody's scared. They come in there every day talking to us and giving us these pep talks. Could be like, okay, one day, all right, it's Wednesday. They're gonna come in here with some money.

Yeah, guys, we're getting ready. Where is our paper? What do you mean? Where's the money? When are we getting paid, bro? Y'all come here every day making promises and shit. Where is the money? What do you mean?

Carlos, what do you need? I need my check. Well, can I loan you some money? Nope. I don't want you loaned me. I've been up this bitch for two weeks. Working, nigga. Give me my money.

These motherfuckers went in that office, came back, guys, we're going to give you your checks. Okay, then. That's all. And they're like, man, that they're crazy. Anybody that said that shit? Anybody that tell you that's not what happened is live to me. They're a liar motherfucker.

We got the per diem because of this nigger right here. Anybody who was there would tell you that shit. And this nigga was walking to the Western Union sending 50 $60. I'm talking about for real. It was rough. That was rough. That was rough? First season? What? And then we ain't get paid from the show. What we did the show in January? We get paid to like May. April. In the May. In the May. In the March. In the March. I remember that shit. In the March, because my birthday at April 2nd. Oh my God. You know how stressful it was to do all that

promoting about being on TV and then we got paid in April and then they didn't come on TV till July. The whole time, me and Lowe's like, bro, what if this shit don't never come on, my nigga? Bro, wait till y'all see the movie about what happened in my life during that time. That shit, you're going to have, you're going to walk up and hug me, bro. Both of us. We was going through. We were having them conversations. Yeah, this is probably, it's worse than 2020.

Man, this is, what? Yeah, 2013 was fucked up. 2013 was fucked. I had to, I had to sell my clothes at Plato's closet to get the ticket, the plane ticket to fly to audition. I used to do that. And then when we got back, I got back, I figured I just, oh man, I did something good for myself. Then they hit me.

It was like, yeah, we need you to fly back again. I was like, I ain't got no more clothes that niggas want to buy. I had to go to the rental office and ask for an extension. Crazy. And this was going into 2013. Nicky, I had got so many extensions in 2013. Motherfugers was calling me to make the extensions. They knew I wasn't paying on time.

I had the Saturn view. I posted a picture of it on Instagram not too long though my satin had two hundred and fifty six thousand miles on that muffler I used to come out in the morning and sit in the car before I put the key in that bitch and say all right is we gonna have a day today or is we not nigger that's how my dog beyond was right we good once it started up it was started the whole day my shit used to break down I know so much about cars from that car I ain't know what the ball ball bearing was until mine

busted in that bitch. It sounds like I had pop rocks in my end. I'm like, well, I'm going to have to drive this bitch to the shop. Nika, before comedy life was wrong. My nigger, I lived in a project so rough, half of my building burnt down. Man, the people at the least, I was like, man, you can stay in this motherfucker if you want to. Half the whole building burned down, what I do? Stayed that, bitch. You motherfucking right I did, because my shit wasn't burned down.

And that's what I mean about just having the... Nigger, the crazy shit that ever happened to me when I was broke, nigga, they cut my lights off one time. And it wasn't even, my lights, they're supposed to be cutting off. They were supposed to be cutting off the nigga next door lights, nigga. I had a whole weekend with no lights, Nick. I felt like a caveman.

I was talking so hard. I was working. I was working the job. I was working the job right after, you know, I came back and was thinking I was going to be able to work my job after we feel whiling out. I was like, I can work my little job there to hold me over until I get to the money they're going to sit. then the lady who I was working for was like,

I'm sorry, I'd have replaced you. Man, I ain't never hated before my life, but I hated it a little bit. I was like, that nigga better than me? Like, so you tell me you to find somebody to do this shit better to be? Oh, wow, okay, okay. I mean, boy, it was real, but we thugged it out though.

That's the thing, you gotta thug it out. And when you're thugging it out and you get past it, like you realize that, man, that shit is what, the process is what makes the shit working. The journey is the price. I said this on Instagram yesterday, May your blessings outweigh your pain throughout your days. Just know that one leads to the other and it work both ways.

Because once you become blessed, you're going to experience a whole different level of pain, i.e. what you went through. You ain't know what it felt like to get motherfuckers that's sitting in a one bedroom on a futon Indian style telling you you ain't shit. But that's what come. I want to meet that girl that walk to the post office. What girl walked to the post? I missed that one.

I want to meet her. Who? The girl that walked to the post office. Oh, yeah. Who is she? She still works with me. I don't want to fuck. I just want to meet at what.

Because she worked for my shipping. Well, she still works for my shipping. She's the manager. She didn't have a car when she was shipping for me. So she would do the packages and walk to the post office to deliver them. How far? I didn't even know that. Maybe like a mile.

You got it? I like my cousin, Boogie. Yeah, tell Buggie come high at her to me. Crank that bitch up. You're doing it in here? Crank that bitch up. Oh. Crank that bitch.

Oh, you on this too? You're like, I am now. Right. How are you going to turn it on a nigger who it ain't even on my shit, dumbass? Get in here, Chico. But I'm saying, though, he's got to be about me first. I'm going to put you in later. You're a special guest.

You're going to tell you can't help it. You're a love, you're a special guy. My cousin, Boogie. What's that in the Fool? Man, shit. Just trying to survive this, Corona. Send me $150,000 to get on my feet. Man, you're both kids.

Man, I heard y'all season's about to start out. What you're doing for it? I'm cool. I'm watching just like everybody else. Oh, you ain't playing? I don't want no part to him. Yeah, I was about to say you watched that nigga from Utah, man. He gave everybody in America that shit.

That nigga touched them microphones, and everybody in America got sick right after that, booge. after that boy he was in that playing now look at it can't even go outside nah I don't I can't fuck with that shit I heard that man niggas just sitting in a bunch of niggas sitting in one room make for me shit you said that like maybe it wouldn't be for you even if the corona wasn't around niggins no way they're gonna be able to get me around a whole bunch man say what's up to be Simone hi how are you how are you Who is that?

That's the Marcus Cousins, man. That's the Marcus Cousins, buggy. Buggy. We dropping tomorrow, right, for Friday? Got a 9 to 5, I'll tell you that. He's cute. Man, this shit on Amazon, this shit might do a billion, bro. Everybody in their mama got Amazon.

Oh, God damn. This is the perfect time for it to do it, too. Yeah, this shit gonna be hard, because everybody at the crib, too. And the trailer looked dope, man. Everybody killed that shit. How long is it? What's the final cut? What's the final cut?

What's the final cut? How long is it? I think you ended up in like an hour and like 10 maybe. Okay, bad. Tell Draymond I was just playing about this shit. His shit's straightening up since then. Tell him it was just jokes, my nigga. Hey, crazy shit, you ain't telling him that I ain't told him already.

Yeah, this nigga's selling Invisal line. Shit ain't even started yet. He on his first trade, did a whole commercial. Fuck it. I don't blame him. Fuck it. Ain't anybody else gonna say it, fuck it, Draymond.

I'm with shit, nigger. Your shit gonna get straight eventually, but you got the money already if it don't, yeah, you already got the check, man. That's what it is, though, man. Tony, you saw the trailer? Yeah, I seen the trailer, man. I'm excited about that shit, man.

I love it, you know what I'm saying? I'm trying to. I'm fucking with your next shit, bro. Be ready. Oh, I'm already ready, niggas. You know how many NBA niggas I got questions for? You see my shit? Hope LeBron come.

Tell Brian pull up. Tired of this nigga. He can be the champion for this shit. Bro. Let's make this shit cool together. Bro. Fuck wrong with you, nigga. You got the power to bring this shit back.

You keep fighting it, nigga. Let's bring the goddamn 70s hairstyle back. Fuck the shorts. Man, whatever. Man, whatever. Fuck that. I'm gonna be the nigga to say. That's what we talk about.

If you're watching this nigga, hey, nigga, I'm rapping. Come join the team, bro. We out here. Man, let my nigga make it. I'm not about to let you do him like that. That man, and got his confidence all the way back up fucking with his shit. Oh, nigga, oh, whatever, nigga, whatever, buggy. You strong, hell, I have an ass, nigga.

Don't tell me what to go through in my life. You don't know about this process. That's why I need LeBron. A nigga who understands the pain. A nigga, I can talk to that get it. Oh, you strong headline niggins. Won't you just cut it? Nicky, you don't know my problems.

You tall, the hairline-having-ass, nigga. Man, don't let him live, bro. Shut out. He ain't got this nigga. Man, man, I haven't worked with this nigga. Told him it's over with. This nigga not giving up, bro. We was just talking about this shit.

He's not giving up, buddy. My bad, boy, I believe you, bro. Thank you, man. I appreciate the second-handed belief, nigga. I take it. I take it. But yeah, I'm definitely ready, man. I'm excited.

I believe, I know you don't, nigga, don't lie. They record this, you don't mean that shit. You're going to get over here, but like, bro, you're seeing this nigga shit. This nigga got to George Jefferson, bro. Man, that nigga cannot be on my shit, man. I'm making niggas wear suits and everything, man. Fuck that. I don't put it like this.

It's a reason all three of us got to have them. You're motherfucking right. You're absolutely right. But, Buggie, man, what makes you want to get into doing the comedy, man? Yeah, because you don't seem like no playful nigger. You get real rowdy when niggas say the wrong shit when you get filed, bro. You're going to get mad every time you get filed, my name? That's part of the game.

You can't fight every nigga, boo. You could, but like, some niggas, you just got to let that shit slide. Nah, that's gas, bro. No, bro, you be doing shit you don't even have to do. You'd be arguing with niggins when you're walking out the game and shit, buggy. What is that about? Bro, I'll be cooler. This nigga, here, man.

I believe you be cooler. people be fucking with you my nigga I give you that but what made you get into doing the comedy though like you know what I'm saying when to put that type of shit together my mom was a big time in comedy view so when she was watching that I was like man she really where it kind of started to me and then the first comedy special I ever seen the Eddie Murphy Jones the raw junk yeah and I was like Like, it was no looking back for me at that point. And I also became a huge fan that are shot on me today to get back in today.

So that kind of inspired me to, you know, he's kind of stuff in his lane. You know, I started doing my own. You know, they're super successful, so I took the next step and, you know what I'm trying to put out of that movie. It's special. So, you know, hopefully it continues to grow for me. to grow for me and, you know, see what we can do with this better. Man, that's shit, though. We appreciate you.

All the opportunities that we can get, especially from dudes like you that they got the ability to be able to use your platform to put the spotlight on guys like us, man. We salute you for that. And Shaq, too. Shack a big playful, nigga. We, we know Shack, motherfucking sexually harassed me on Wiling Out. I see this shit. That nigga, pick Chico up like an infant.

That nigga, grab me, bro. And I'm, we playing the game, and Nick, Shaq grabbed me and start going. going like this and shit, bro. I ain't never felt like more of a bitch in my life. Wasn't nothing I could do. Both feet off the ground. Both my feet off the ground. Niggins gonna talk about something.

Get Shaq off you. I'm like, niggascus couldn't get shack off him. You expect my five, eight on a good day to get shack off me. This nigga sexually harassed me, dog. That shit ain't right. We're gonna find that clip because the look on your face when he put you down was like.

Yeah, this nigga pick me, bro. We're singing the song. This nigga's shack come grab me. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? This nigga started jumping up and down. I'm like, bro, get off me. I couldn't move. We're on TV.

We on TV this nigga did that shit. Big playful-ass, nigga. Yeah, it is a big playful ass, dude. But that's what's up, bro. I'm excited about this shit. This is about to be a motherfucking takeover. I didn't tell everybody about this shit, man. We on Amazon Prime, right there.

We popping up right next to the AA batteries and all that shit. You ain't seen it. Go on Amazon, nigga. We're popping up in the fruits and vegetables, all types of shit. July 10. Yeah, July Tiff, get with it. Yeah, they sent me a notification. Ask me to buy the shit.

I'm like, I'm not buying me. Shit. Send me a DVD of this shit. Tell them, niggas, I want a physical copy of this shit. Right. Niggas don't even know. I'd be telling me. I'm like, my cousin, DeMarcus.

They be like, you mean DeMarcus's cousin? I'm like, my cousin got, now the shit. Now the niggis know that we ain't bullshit. Oh, yeah. Who are the bad guy. That's my nigga Joe. That's Joe right there. You don't know the coldest laugh.

They got the coldest laugh in the country, they. Hell yeah. We're here shooting the podcast right now, so they're thinking back there giggling this shit. He's going to be giggling Friday, too, when this shit comes out. That nigga can hoot, man. He just shoot underhand. I don't like playing with him. man what we're doing for the for the for the official premiere yeah for the official

permit there you go there you go you can't do nothing now anyway you had to drive past this nigger house and wave the way the world working now congratulations buggy hold some signs out the window and shit hey oh look watch me drop the official promo say what you want to throw a party put Yeah, at the crib. Everybody stay at the crib, but you got to get dressed and get online. All right, bet. We're going to do a whole Zoom party, nigga. What you, you got to bring something to you. Why, I got to be at my crib, nigga? Hey, bro, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna keep it a thousand with you, bro. My crib ain't built for niggas your size. You'd be very, you be very uncomfortable at my crib. I'm a tall nigga in my house.

You're not about to come over the crib and be looking all on top of my refrigerator and shit, man. They got to duck down and then the door. I got a comedian-sized house, man. Your shit got to be built. No, then, fuck that. Nah, hell no. I'm sure. All right, man.

Well, shit, man. I appreciate you fucking with me on this one, man. This one for the books. I know you've been putting it in. You know, the first two already classic, man. I'm glad to be part of the volume, the series. Whatever I got to do to keep this shit going, man. You got it for me, man.

Big salute, much respect, much love. Keep the career going, man. You want our favorite bad guys. Whether you accept the title or not, nigga. You and Zibo, you and Zibo the meanest niggas ever to play. That's what's up. That's what's up. The nigga on the program now.

They got that nigga in the program. They got that nigga the program. He can't say that about that shit laugh. No, no, no, no, no. That's gas. Hey, he gonna hang this bitch up, you're like, three, two, one. Three, two, one. These guys are all a figment of mine, man.

A little to you bug, man. Hey, man, you better get Chego on that next one too, man. We coming for the next one, man. You better believe it. I'm ready for you, Geysler. Big salute, buggy, we out this bitch. You know it. My nigga.

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What my fucking, I'm not good at making beats, man. I'm a rapper, man. Yeah. Hey man, much love to my man, DC Young Flat, man. Yeah. Much love to our brother. Rest and peace to Princess Erica too, man. Of course.

Beautiful young lady showed us much love. Much love, man. Every time she came around. Every time she came around, bro. And salute to Flaffa. And then one thing people might not know about Flap, fly. Always keep his people around all the time. Always, man.

He always show his family and let them experience his experiences. And we all do. And it's sad that, you know, we lost a family member because we are family, man. So, you know, rest and peace and, you know, salute to our brother, man. We're with you, know that. Right. Right. Thank you.

We're about to come back in two. Be Simone, your lip gloss looks amazing. Popping. I think that's what she went to check. She didn't have to please. Let's pick back up with Chico. That comes from celibacy. We're going to pick back up with Chico on the three, Joe.

We're going to get Chico on the three. Actually, let's get the two. I like the two shot. It's clean. Switching to the two. Let's pick back up with Chico. We're going to go. going in in 30 everyone take a deep breath rolling sound speed chat we're good how we're looking

on the production notes low already all right but uh research department everything good pull up some good shit about B Simone please good shit pre fame pre fame uh pre 2015 look up her middle school a mascot it was a lion we got 20 seconds we got 20 seconds stand down Shout out the new face. New face in the building. Newface has the most unique name. My man, New Face is expecting his first grandchild, everybody. Let's get a round of applause for that.

You know how amazing you have to be to be named Newface expecting the grandchild? I'm going to give you one more. This is the craziest shit ever, bro. He really took my grandchild? Yeah. This nigga whole family is light skin. For real? Damn near.

Damn. A good portion of them. Man, that's crazy. Exactly. Exactly. And we're back. Welcome back to the 85 South Show, America's favorite black-owned podcast, talk show, comedy show, radio station, hotel, casino, resort. And therapeutic office.

Come on, man. We're here. Hell yeah, this 85 South show, something you can play, you know, when she comes through and you're on the couch and y'all's smoking on something. And Netflix, I ain't hitting like it was. This is the nightcap. Exactly. That's why we'd be having a little exotic sounds and shit playing in the back.

No more Netflix and Chill, 85 South Show and smoke. And we are in here today with the very lovely, the very special. The illustrious. The illustrious. What is illustrious means? Miggum, good. You keep licking your tongue out at me,

I'm gonna show you. She'd be doing that, bro. She'll lizard. What is illustrious? You are illustrious. Yeah, I like how you made yourself at home, got your feet off on the couch, you know what I'm saying? It's cool, because you know what I'm saying, it's cool.

Oh, did you know the name Brailin means gift of God? It's an African-American name that a black lady made up. That's what's up. Is that really? Yeah, the black lady made that up. Salute to the homeless. As soon as I saw it says, of African-American origin, I was like, yeah, a black lady made that up. Yep.

It means gift of God. Yeah, we got a partner named Braylon Edwards played in NFL. Salute to Braylon Edwards, man. I never knew that. Yeah, he threw comedy shows. Thanks for that fact. Yeah. That's my real name, guys, if you ought to know, Braylin.

That's what the bee is. The B. Yeah. Raylan Simone. Yeah. Well, yeah. You know, we back and we was talking about the 9 to 5 shit before we left off. And you were saying that, you know, it's just a lifestyle that she was really talking about.

I shouldn't have put a title on. And I wasn't shooting on people 9 to 5. I had a 9 to 5 list than two years ago. But tell the truth, if you meet a nigga and you like her, you ain't gonna give a fuck. For sure. That's my point. I've been there, done that. Believe me.

Because I bet it's a homeless bitch out there that's cold. I know it is. If I like you, I like you. You know what if you ran up on a home living? She's like, excuse me, I'm like, girl, you got potential. You wouldn't take home? Not home, I'll take her somewhere though. Oh.

You know what I'm saying? I like how you think. I would think. I wouldn't take her home. I would definitely take her somewhere, so she wouldn't have to be out there on the streets. Suffering. You got a big heart.

You got a big heart. You know what I'm so many of places to go. So sweet. My house ain't one of them, but you get you somewhere. Get you somewhere to be. Get you somewhere. Somewhere to be. Now, do you think at this point, like, you know, fuck all that cancel shit, you know what I mean?

We ain't, they cancel everybody every week. But do you think that you're going to change your approach now? I think I'm going to definitely watch what I say and try to portray. You're a better person than me. My wording. Not watch what I say, but make sure it's portrayed better. It ain't no nice way to say. There's no way as you get.

I'm not saying a nice way. Look, just know this. This is one of the most crazy things. Say it in a way to where people can't twist my words. In this business, when you're in the business of saying shit, you're going to say the wrong shit. Yeah, for sure. It just happened.

There's no such thing as saying the right shit, though, because no matter what you say, somebody's going to take it the wrong way. There's always going to be somebody that has an alternative, excuse me, opinion to whatever your opinion is. So you have to be staying firm and true to your opinion. My theory is that I've told you this before. As long as you're not knowingly hurting yourself or hurting nobody else, Yeah.

Fuck them. Fuck them. Because at the end of the day, people are going to talk regardless. You're right. They're going to say, they're going to have something to say regardless. Now, you know, you cannot contribute to that to the best of your ability. But, you know what I'm saying? At the end of the day, you didn't been able to make your dreams come true.

I've seen you with the baby and shit in the sprinter van. I believe that nigga like you, for real. How can he not like you? I mean, he probably loved you if you was fucking, but... He probably fucked. No, he didn't. Yeah, he did. You know that.

That nigg. I don't think he did it. I believe you not doing a whole video. That's how good your pussy was. Huh? Because you've been saving it up. When that nigga got a little bit of that pussy, he was like, this bitch going in a video. It's going to be me and her.

We're shooting people and robbing shit. I don't believe, I don't believe she, I don't believe she let him get none. And that she really sits on it. And that just won a fight too? That's a good point. You got to throw that in me. That's what is wrong with y'all. I'm right here.

I can tell you the truth. When a nigger win a fight, it don't matter who you, if you win a woman and you win a fight, God will win a fight, God will put that on her soul to give you some hook like this nigger is a dog yeah one of my boyfriends got beat up right in front of me exactly i was so pissed i had to go home with you see what i'm saying that that plays back and you had to go home with who the loser oh well listen that's what i was saying fella you see that you see what i mean he just lois just made a good point if you win a fight jita said oh yeah that's sexy bro my nigga coming from a nigga who didn't

won and lost fights that should not be determined upon him i grabbed him like This my nigga, like... For how long, though? When we got to the house, I was like, what the fuck I'm like, what the fuck I can't talk no more shit? Hey, baby, you mind running... You might run to me? You might run to get my shoes out there? No, no, you mind running from that nigga that knocks you to fuck out?

Hey, but that's one thing that motherfuckers don't want to admit. Oh, I had his back though in public. There are fighters. And then any motherfuckers... Well, if you're not a fighter, you don't need to be talking shit. But I'm saying, the best motherfucker could catch your ass from. Right. point that I was making any motherfuckers that fights knows that you win and you fucking

lose that's just the way it goes some motherfuckers can't accept it other part yeah it ain't your day when some day you don't want to fight you don't lost the life unless you want to know I don't get fuck who you is because some days a nigger just had a worse day than you had and that shit he's taking it out of that shit listen I didn't court that I'm talking about and then I didn't talk about the fights that don't count anything before the eighth grade you can't really count You have a lose a fight and you just be like, at least let me clean this shit up and make it acceptable. This motherfucker ain't just going to win. Yeah, no, you're going to know you got into a fight.

You're going to know, because you're going to know you, if you fight me, you're going to know you've been in the fight. But I can accept the fact that you know, nigga, you won, but they're going to ask you what happened too. They ain't just about to be as. That's an ass whoopping when the nigger just asked you like, damn, bro, what happened? What happened, my nigga? Like, what did you do to that nigga, bro? Like, you're going to ask you too. Like, damn, what you got to fight?

Now, yeah, I whoop that nigga, you should see him. That's the fucked up part, though, nigga, at this age, and I'm 37. Even if I win, I lose. Yeah, no, it's over. Because I'm going to be so goddamn sore for the next two weeks. Yeah. Nigga, I'll have to roll up in this bit.

Like, what's wrong with you? I whoop that young nigga ass. Now I got to have surgery. Right. I'm a neck. I don't blow my lower back. Lower back. Dr.

Dr. said, I got to have a back on me. This shit, you don't even know what's wrong with you. After you get to a certain. A's trying to fight, nigga. Your whole this right here get the burning. You're like, nigga, I can't, ha. Now, you got to walk around like this all day because you can't extend your arm out, nigga.

This shit is nasty. But that's another thing. Men are just under a lot of pressure. I don't think that people know the type of pressure that niggas is under out here in the world. So when we hear- Niggas got to be successful right now. Exactly.

When we hear, you know, somebody that we love and fuck with it sound like they don't fuck with us, it makes, it makes niggas feel like, damn, bro, we ain't got no hope. I know as a black man who adores black women. And that's why I say it's wording. Oh, God, right. It's wording.

I didn't appreciate how motherfuckin' thought I wouldn't post the fuck with you because they stopped. Like all these tweets, like, look at your girl. They stop fucking with all these other musicians that say, I ain't fucking with no nigger. Give me a birkin bag, niggas, Chanel me down. Stop, that's too specific.

That's too specific. They're gonna say you. What's the difference? The difference is that's entertainment. It's a lot of shit that the music is entertainment. Even though I didn't say. I wasn't like wrestling. It's entertainment. You can't take none of that shit serious. I didn't heard niggins say they got bricks from four different continents at the same

time. I'm talking about niggins say, we're from the Philippines. Then I went to Africa. Then I went to Africa. After I got my brick from Africa, I went to South America. Then I came back to America and sold all the bricks. It's like, no, you didn't do none of that shit. You didn't do none of that. But see, you gotta give you gotta give that shit. You say it's wrestling. It can't be real. It can't be real. I heard the niggas say he sold a thousand pounds of midget.

What is midget? Some bullshit. Middress. Middle grade marijuana. Who bought it? Who bought all of it? He said he had a truckload of it. He got fucked in that deal. He definitely did. But that's what I'm saying. It's different when you say things. And you could have said that shit in music. Yeah, for sure.

Nobody would have a skim right over it. Say it in Iraq. But when you're sitting down and you're having a conversation and you say it, it means it's more internalized that way, because if that same motherfucker that said he sold all them bricks was to sit in the interview, be like, yeah, I went to Africa, you know what I mean, red eye. Then I got the bricks from there. You know, my man had a private plane.

And then we went to Belize and got some bricks. We flew all over the world over the world with these bricks, you know what I'm saying? Then we landed at my man private airport at his crib. the plug I robbed him twice and we took that shit to Atlanta got it straight through Custle we was flying down 285 like yeah yeah then I jumped off you know man jumped out and I had 250,000 on me right let me just say and then you gotta you can't leave out that part where we put we paid the plug so much cash that he gave us his whole operation yeah that I forget that but you know we did that on that

week but you know the plug like our little brother yeah you know we fuck with that he's supposed to be the big homie but we buy so much dope He's like I love. What I'm saying? Okay. Then I went to, remember that night? Right. We went to Magic City.

No, before I got to Magic City, I had stopped and picked that nigga girlfriend up. Remember she was showing me love? Yeah. I was with that nigga girl, his main lady. She ain't had to be at work that day. She knew my flight schedule. Yeah, exactly. Then I went to the Magic City that night and I built a swimming pool a lot of money.

Right. It melted a little bit of the money. You tell me that night all the strippers started crying because you gave him so much about drug money. All about drug money. I understand. You see. You see how that sounds as we're saying it? Yes, I get it.

Yeah, I mean, it sounds completely different than in the rap. I know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know, we're lucky we're doing this interview. I just got over the flu. I had so much ice on. Yeah. You fucked them up with the ice. Fucked them up.

That's why I ain't got none on, because I got to get my body temperature back right now. You know how much I don't give a fuck about it. I crashed the Bentley. What you do after that? I went and bought a Maserati. Why are you buying Maserati? That's it.

You know, I had to. That shit cheap and fuck, but that's all I had on me. Holy! All right! I was going to have a baby, you know what I'm saying? So then I died close. I went aboard the mazorale. I got the mazarin to my baby mama.

Right. I don't really fuck with that bitch like that. Right. I understand. I get it. But no, you don't. Because remember that Rose Royce that you got in and got on the plane, I own that motherfucker. You got one shot?

You got them, Rose Roy. Don't worry about. I buy you one. Don't even tip all that shit. With this money, we're getting off this mid. It's so that, all of that is the, all of that is the, let you know that there's a difference and you know I mean that you sitting here down here

on the interview with us and talking to us like it's genuine but also we have the ability to be able to get you to be be Simone and she had saluted Nick Cannon because I'm sure he does too like he got the ability to get all of us to sit down and talk and you know I mean that's just the element of how it goes like when you say stuff people are going to take it the heart when you're saying it out your mouth and not on a beat it's wording right exactly It's definitely working. And time in, too. Yeah.

That's very important. Well, yeah. If I would have said that a year ago, nobody would be mad. I said it after I was canceled. Right. So, you know what I mean? Timing is everything. The timing of shit, you know what I mean?

I got a show I want to pitch to you. You do? It's a dating show where you got to find many of your dreams, but all these niggas work nine to five. Yeah, we already talked about that with the network. I'm not doing it. You're not, I know some niggas who wanted to get on it. Really?

You know, it's some cold niggas that work nine to five. out here but that's the thing this is a nigga that deliver Amazon Prime I wanted the shit to come on I've dated nine to five guys and I've dated entrepreneurs that nigga's wrong and he can fuck for a long time you ever dated an entrepreneur with a dumbass idea yeah like this shit works but that's a good question would you accept the thing look look look look look look look be Simone I heard you were looking for entrepreneur I heard you were looking for the entrepreneur what you sell man I don't sell shit I got a product that I improved lifestyle. See, this is what I do. You ever bought a pair of Jordans in the bottom style of the yellow?

I got some shit, take that yellow all. You take the yellow off and put that shit on something else that's supposed to be yellow and then get the color back. That's what it is. It's called yellow to yellow. That's a good idea. It's a nigga on Instagram live. See, Nick and trick you with some dumb shit.

Just because you want an entrepreneur, a nigger than tricked you with some stuff. I got my own pressure washing business. I do houses, driveway, commercial, residential. I bring my own water. All you got to do is call me. Oh, I have an idea of what y'all can do. What? See, I know how to make them shit.

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I have an idea, for real. Y'all set me up on blind dates. No, because I know a nigger who already like you. Who, please, where is he? This niggas is a retired. He's a retired. He is a retired. He is a retired.

He's tired. What does he do? Street nigger. Okay, great. But this nigger. Yeah. He loved you. Every time I see the knee, he's like, bro, for real, knee.

And you get me on, bro, you get what, bro. You get what, bro. You get me on with bison, I'm putting money in your hand. Boy, did you get me in the room with her. I'm gonna take you from now. Hey, I got a cousin to fuck with you too. Really? Yeah, you wouldn't like him, no.

He's trying to fuck. I know. Yeah, he tried to fuck. Oh, tell the guy I'm still a little bit, though. He said, he fuck with. He said, he fuck with. Are you serious, Carlos? I'm dead.

Do you not know that every... This is the level of fame that I have. That everywhere I go, motherfuckers ask me about everybody else. They think that I'm just hanging around y'all. Like, what you want me to tell motherfuckers when they... Say what? Tell Tico what? What, you stupid?

I got to tell him. I got to tell him. I'll probably talk to him tomorrow or something. That nigga fall out when he hit his shit that you said at the gas station. station nigger that name can't wait to hear this shit come on carlo for real come take another 11 pictures hold oh hold on my mama my mama hey mama guess who I'm with she gonna be look at that nigga right there that shit happy all the time dude I am please set me up on a blind date I am so you don't want to go on no

date you're gonna bring look it gotta be on camera though you got to do the shit on camera you know what listen this is you got that would be hard you This is you got to understand about a lot of men. I can't speak for all men because I don't know all them niggas. But the niggas you know. The niggas I know. You got to understand, you got a choice. You're going to say what is necessary to get the pussy or say you want the pussy.

It's no in between. So give me an example. Say what necessary to get it means that I'm going to act like all that shit you're saying I'm with too. Oh, you said, oh, man, I'm, oh, yeah, of course. That's, oh, that's beautiful. Man, you know what? I want you, I want to be with you and get in touch with who you are before we even go. You know, that's an exchange of energy.

So I understand that, you know, we all that shit. And then you got niggas like me, who you're going to run into? That's going to be like, look, I respect what you're doing. I respect the fact that you celibate, but I want some pussy at some point past whatever the point is that we get together with one another. Then you got niggas like me. You're going to invite him over to the crib. And he could be like, that's cool, you celibate. But I'm nutting on something in this house.

I'm getting your shower pregnant. I'm fucking wanting to pill off for something. That falls in the same category. I'm nothing in this space. I bet you that. You know what I mean? My nuts will burst. With or without you?

That's where I'm mad with it. You don't mind if I jack off. Do you remove your arm? Give me some space. Do you know the value of, see, that's the thing. Men try to get pussy without giving up time. Women try to get time without giving up pussy. And we need to meet in the middle.

Because I got time to get some pussy. Exactly. So there's a middle ground. You're always talking about pussy. But you, because it's so important. But what, let me explain. When we say pussy, it's not even, to me, when I'm talking about pussy, I'm only talking about the good parts.

Like, it ain't just about the physical vagina. Like a chick who will look out, roll you a blunt. Like, that's pussy right there. Look at that. That's what pussy do. you know why she do that because i put something in the pussy it ain't got shit to do with my personality or nothing she is fucking with me based on how i treat this pussy the relationship that me and this pussy have like if she picked me up tonight after like after this like you know

what pussy pussy pick me up she didn't do that pussy it's it's crazy how we live in this motherfucking matrix we just associate good things with pussy that's all i'm saying i mean no i'm gonna always let them finish you're understanding you're thinking about the actual box that they come in. That's part of the pussy. The other shit. Okay, thank you. Completed it. So what made you make that decision, though.

Like, that's what I was going to say. What made you say? You keep listening to him. That I was going to be still of it? Yeah. I told you it was a personal decision. But what? Because I've done everything.

You haven't done everything. She didn't. I've done enough. You haven't done everything. You ain't gave me or him no person. I don't want none. I don't. I don't.

I mean, I don't. I mean, I respect that, but I'm just saying that's what we were just talking about no wording of shit. We were just talking about the wording. Don't say you did everything. See, they have the other shit words? Yeah, right, exactly.

But I know. Perfect example. Because if she ever gave me some pussy, the first time she called me with that whining shit, oh, I'm gone. Like, where are you? Where are you wet? I'm not, no, hey, whoa.

You're like, all that police ass shit? No, where are you? I'm not doing that. What are you doing? That shit cute till you get some buzzer. See? Now that shit make your head hurt. Make your head stay.

Yeah, it's just a personal decision. I mean, but of all the personal decisions, decisions you could have made, you could have started doing push-ups or some other shit. You know what I did that too? You could have started doing a lot, but why that? What makes you think that, do you think that you know more about a man by making them wait to get some pussy? I'm not even dating right now. I understand that, but I'm just saying when you get back into it, when you decide, you know what?

I'm ready. I'm ready. It's not about the nigger. It's about me. I know myself. When I'm having sex, I'm distracted. From what? You're supposed to be?

Yeah. No. No. What type of fucking is you doing? I need to focus. I need to focus. So you mean tell me you get some dick and this, we're walking around. Yeah, yes.

Yeah. Really? Did you shower the day? I don't know. Oh, the dick got me hit with heart. No. I don't need to, no. A big drunk.

I didn't say I turned into a zombie, did it. But right, so what I'm saying? It's personal. Why are you trying to talk me out of my personal decision? I'm not trying to talk you out of it. I just want to understand it more. Like it's wrong. I'm not saying that's definitely not what I'm saying.

You do what makes you happy. I love you. So I want you to do what makes you happy. I just don't understand the point of the shit. Like, I'm trying to get what you. It's a spiritual decision. So has it, what does it change? My spirit ain't going to never connect right.

I honed in on my work. I honed in on my business. I focused. I didn't have distractions from guys. It's a lot of things. I feel like I've done so much of, I've had so many sex partners. I've had fun. You had a lot?

Yes. I've done a lot. So, that's what I'm saying. Stop trying to help because you don't know what she's been. might be on dick 999 she might just want no dick and she out of love she might be in that got you know how you keep eating your favorite food over and over again you can't do that shit oh shit yes the fuck I can okay I can eat my favorite food over it over fried potatoes every day nigga I'm a simplistic maker I don't that's what I'm saying I don't understand that shit

I understand well you didn't already now I understand when you said a lot of sex partners seven months so do you have a goal do you have an end goal like I get it no it's no it's no Sometimes you just got to quit fucking around, tell your ACL, doing all that wild fucking. What do you say? You gotta stop sometimes. Too much wild fucking that ain't healthy. You gotta, I understand.

I get it. I get it. So you think that it's the fact that she was doing some... Wow. You didn't understand. You said, the way you said it, you said, a lot of sex partners. Oh, you found that on there too?

Okay, what's a lot? Oh, this said that you... Wait, what number is a lot low, so quick? Shit. I don't know. I ain't never owned a vagina before. And I'm not the type of nigger who asked the pussy history. What number is a lot?

For me? For me? For you, I can't determine. Everyone who ain't gave me some pussy yet is a virgin. I'm telling you. I ain't never even thought about who got the pussy before me. I'm focused. You want to talk about focus?

Now that's focus. I think I'm sitting there. I mean, you square roots of 48 dicks. No, what's a lot of sex partners? Nine Dixon College and then she graduated four years ago. You got to add in full dick A month that's 48 dicks before she met me. That's just in a four-year span. She said that? Nika, I am 37. If I meet a woman that's been having sex and she was 15, that is 22 years worth of dicks. I can't count that half.

What do you think is a lot? I don't know. It's just like if you have enough dicks to lay down, like from Atlanta to Birmingham and you can still reach and you got some dicks left over, that's a lot. If you're in a room and you fuck two people already, that's a lot. When you start going in places where you have already fucked, then you have fucked too many people. If you can't be in a room comfortably. Yeah, if you're going to fuck two people in the room, bitch, you's a whole ho. Especially if they speak to each other, you're going to be nervous than a motherfucker. What are they saying?

What are you talking about? I disagree. That's the lady game. That is not a lot. Lady game, boy, you'll be in the room. I'm gonna fuck four diggers, you'll never know. But I'm saying, that happens, but if that happens to you on multiple occasions, you need to spread your sex out.

Yeah. You fucking in too tight of circles. Why are you gonna fuck two best friends? These niggins love and care about each other. They find out they both been fucking on you. You're that never look at each other's saying. They don't care. Shit.

I can't determine how many is too many because it's different. Y'all give us pussy. So I can't be mad at you for whoever you thought worthy of getting some pussy. There's no such thing as too many, man. If you think that a motherfucker is worthy of getting it, then you should give it to them with no remorse. Thank you, too. Do you understand how many women have come up to us

after shows and want to give us both some pussy, and we have to both decline it because we respect each other. Right. It's like, no, you can't have both of us, ma'am. Your pussy is avoided. No. Right. You can't like both of us the same.

That mean we ain't going hard enough. If you couldn't pick one of us, come to a show next time, bitch, when you figure out who you wanted to a bitch. Yeah. Yeah, just pick one, you know what I mean? But I can't determine what's too many, but I can say I don't understand when you just cut them off all the way. Like, no, I'm done.

It ain't no setting. Yeah. I'm done. That don't make no sense to me. Why would you be done? Do you not like it? Did you have a bad? Whoever made up the word, ho was a hater?

That was the nigger who wasn't getting no pussy. He had to find a way to try to slow down the way of everybody else getting some pussy. She's a ho. What? Hold on. No, she's not. No, she not. I think plies got the best logic when he comes to that shit.

What do you say? That niggas said, you don't hate how niggas come up to you. Like, bro, she a hoke. I'm like, nigger, I'm a hoke. Like, niggas, she fucked everybody. Nigger, I fucked everybody. We met on some whole shit. That shit changed my hope.

That's beautiful. Yeah, it was poetic. What did the cards say? It says that the condition that you were describing is called a dick trance. When a woman loses touch with reality because of a man. That's from the Urban Dictionary, Urban Dick. Yep He hit her and they use it in a sentence

He hits her in the head with his dick Dick train That did not say that That's the quote straight off the Urban Diction Did you write that frame? Look my research department hasn't missed Okay At all At all they did not send me facts that are not facts

Okay so you was you was in dick trances Dictmatize every time Right No not every time Okay I'm proud of you though Whatever you've been doing you gotta keep doing it Because you're proud of you too

But not for that goofy ass shit Stop saying so much I'm proud of you for all the other things you've done. I'm not giving you no points for deciding. You don't want to fuck. Like, that's nothing. I am. Because I felt, I felt you when you said it.

At first, I was like, stop promoting violence and negativity. And then when you gave me a reason, I was like, I could see that. You can see that. Move yourself to a safe space. Thank you. Because Dix will distract you, especially when you look in at a lot of them. Are you calling me a hope? I did not.

I did not. I told you, I don't even agree with the term, Hope. Because I think that some people have a better understanding of what we're really here for. That makes sense. And Hose. No, I love Hose. Real one. But that's what people don't understand.

Without Hose, none of this shit is exciting. No, not, well, yeah, the ones that it's their job. But the thing about Holes is that they accept the reality or whatever it is they want to do and they stand on that. And that's a good, and that's, like, you hit a statement that every woman got some hole in her, like, but just for the right person. So the fact that you want to consider. seal that is bothersome to me in certain aspects because you are run into four other niggas and be a whole for them and then decide you want to get to you when it get to me i want to celibate i'm celibate i want to go out and i want a word of man you should call me in 2019

no no fuck that what is it about me that makes you think that i don't deserve that quality in your characteristic man brother do that i know that have dated women that are hoes or date women that are they seem to have the most fun hos are so fun yeah hose can do anything everything that niggas love to do. Play madden. Bro, holes can parallel park a box Chevy on them 60s. That's difficult. She can roll a motherfucking blunt while standing up driving.

That's hard too. She could be standing up driving? She could be, I'm saying, standing up like that. I'm slashing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because I mean, you said that shit that you said, every woman got some hole with him for the right man. Imagine you find out you the right man that can bring the right amount of hole out of it.

I don't know why ain't nobody made that move. That movie. Fuck all these superheroes, they need the movie about the man who has the power. Bring the hole out. Bring the hoe out. Immediately. That's funny. Ho out.

That's a superhero name. A hoout. You know what I mean? That's dope right there. We need to like that motherfucker. You just bring the hole out of everybody. That'll be a porn though. They might not have put it on the TV.

You got to show the results of what hole out is capable of doing. But holes make everything lit. That's why can't nobody stay in the house. Hodes is out. Explain that logic. Nika, they had a pool party. What's the pool party with no hose? A swim lesson.

Exactly. You get what I'm saying? Holes add excitement to everything. Why you think they in such a hurry to open the NBA up? No, that's real. But see, you hear this type of shit, and this is the type of shit that we subscribe. Ain't nobody doing no accommodations for women. Women, they get nice, they respect.

Most of men got all the respect. There's respect. Look, girl, go ahead. right you run the business you think we about invite you to this pool party though no this space is open for the holes you turn up at pool party but you turn up to a certain extent you'll turn up got a cap on it the holes so you'll go to no cap right you'll go to the pool party twerk in a circle with your home girl yeah we're trying to invite holes who gonna twerk for this party you give what I'm saying it's a difference yeah I guess and salute the snaggle

plus the holes are willing to go to heaven's the murgatroy what you see about that And I'm, and no matter what platform I'm on, you're going to always hear me like saying something positive about hoes. Yeah, because we love them. You know what that's nice. We love all women. You know what I'm saying? We love all women. And I've been wanting to go to the slut walk since it started and anybody tell you that.

I really, I'm here. Yeah, he's talking about that shit. Why haven't you gone? I just haven't made it out. Scheduling. Yeah. Scheduling. Yeah.

You should host it one year. You should host it one year. That would not. I respect the ladies, but I support the holes. And they have to at least support it. And it ain't even about no, not even on no sexual shit. I just like the mindset that some of these holes got, some of them. Got some excellent viewpoints on a lot of shit.

I'll give me an example. Like a hole is the most honest bitch you're going to meet. Ever, the honest. And the thing about what's exciting about holes is they trick men that they fucking with to make them feel like the holes. You ever have a bitch tricked you had you feel like the hole? You get somewhere and she's like, we're fucking out of this. And now you're just standing there waiting on your ride, like, it's a pussy, yeah.

Yeah, you get it. You get it. Yeah, that's how I go. But the thing is, like, you being our sister and us loving you, like... Right, you can't be a hoe now because we love you. Yeah, yeah, I mean, and that's a very real... We'll feel like we failed you if you was a hoe. At this point.

I mean, but now I ain't gonna say that. You could be a hold, just be a good one. Don't be just out here being... I'm... Don't plan on being a holl, you know. Miscellaneous hole. But we don't know what your next phase is. phase might be you might just be on this right now and then once you you decide

how do you know I didn't already have my whole phase but I'm saying you might have another one let me ask you what that means to you as a woman what is the whole phase it's an allotted time frame where you could just be wild and just young wild and free that's what that means yeah so how many dicks do you count from your whole face you can't keep counting dicks that was my whole logic no but that's what I'm saying because but if that's the case that how come every time you most times Lowe's how many times do you have a matter one and she'd tell you how many people she really fucking with. But see, this was the thing you got.

Not at once in general. Every time you meet a woman, they only didn't fuck five niggas and they ain't had sex in six months. That's the standard, though. No, I just started in January. That's the standard. Last year was lit. It was lit.

Oh, okay. That's what I'm telling you. See, Bea Simone got some shit. She got a goddamn, she got that demon and heard from, uh, don't be a menace. In the back of the mail truck, ugh. She gets the fucking turn into a monster, nigga. Stop, don't talk about me for having sex

Nah, ain't nothing wrong with that Just to put my past See, that's what I'm saying though You can't you can't count dicks Because you can't measure the pussy You don't know how much Pussy somebody is actually giving you Like if you actually had a chart

And they put all the ladies you had sex with them She's like, this lady gave you 13% pussy And you're like, what? We had sex over 200 times But you don't know what she was giving you And then you've moved down the chart be like now this one this was your soulmate she gave you 95% pure uncut coochie like what yeah you can't measure the amount you can't measure you man that makes sense yeah because you can give me the shit fuck four times in one night and she still only gave you

like one day's worth of pussy you ever think about that yeah she really gave you one fuck because he wasn't giving her all right because in the time frame in the amount that she gave you it just like if you put it in cups and it wouldn't even be a whole god damn yeah it wouldn't be like leader. Yeah. He backed their life. Let me stop. Yeah, he don't know.

He's like, man. That shit touched his list too long. Because now his wills is turning and he wondering. How much coochie are they really giving me? We're gonna have niggins ass and questions. Hello? Hey, so what percentage of pussy have you been giving me over the past six months? Well, I never thought about it, but since you asked, probably about 14, 15%.

Right. We just want you to be all the way free. We don't want you to be restricted to none of the social. That means, that's cool. That's the best thing. about it. That's cool. Talk me out of my draw.

Not you. I'm saying in life. Yeah. In general, this is a part of who you are. That's cool. But we just want you to be free that at the moment you change. Don't be subscribed to that shit so much. You'd be like, oh, well, if I let people know I snuck some dick tonight, they're going to judge.

No. I don't care about that. It's only going to be like four people. When I broke my celibisty last time, I was honest with it. You've done it before? You can't just be picking this shit up and putting it down as your leisure. Yes, I can. She said, yes, I can't.

Look, she already got it in her mind. Look, I'm only doing this shit for like 30 more days. Well, I'm celibate right now. But that's the crazy part about it. At this moment. I don't even have any options. You don't got no options. No.

There's no such thing as a woman who's not going to be on my show promoting that shit. We promote. There's not a guy in my life that I want to have sex with. Go get you some. No, hell no. There's no such thing as a woman with no option. I don't have any. Any woman that doesn't have options is by choice.

I mean, it's by circumstance. It's by choice, not circumstance. lying because she got your number you know i mean you are not an option you're a fucking lie you're fucking laugh i love you you so sexy chico see that's what i'm saying that's fucked up because you're my brother i mean that shit happens sometimes you know what i'm saying you y'all got different mothers and fathers we can do the stepbrother scene tonight the fuck as you talk about don't it just eliminate me from that way we brothers we're brothers and sisters that would hurt your feeling no he's not I like, I love you.

I'm not going to hurt you, baby now. He's not going to hurt you, get your feelings, but I'd never hurt your pussy. No, he wouldn't. We showed a t-shirt, Chad. You know, babe, we sell her that. I might hurt you fellas, but I might hurt your feelings, but I never hurt you. He ain't that type of nigg. No, I'm just, I just choose to be honest with women about my intentions at all times.

Look how mother gay looking at you for being honest. Yeah, he's sad to me about that shit, because it don't, it don't work. It don't work majority of the time. I'm talking about. No, that's really good. No, it's not really good. I don't promote it for men to do it all. It's just, if you don't want to deal with a certain level of bullshit,

then it's just what bullshit you want to deal with. Because there's no such thing that's not having no bullshit, but not lying keeps me from having to worry about doing the things that make me happy. You know what I mean? I'm not about to be ashamed of the shit that I want to do. You're really cheating yourself, though. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are.

You are out here telling the whole truth, and they still don't lie to you. You just said that you, they all say the same shit. Yeah, but I'm used to that. I don't expect you. to tell me the truth. I just expect you to... He's doing his part. I mean, I don't give a fuck what you do. My theory is, as long as whatever you do don't bring me no problems, do whatever the fuck you want to do. Right. I got no control over that. Some shit I don't want to know.

Don't show up telling me the whole truth about everything. Because if you did, I might not fuck with you. I don't want the whole truth about you. I need ladies to keep lying about certain shit. Keep saying you only had four, five niggas. Please keep telling me that. And then if you could follow it up with some gangster shit and be like, don't worry about two of them niggas dead okay oh wow I'll take it to the next level I thought it was me and four other niggas on earth you're like what the fuck so so what qualities does do you look for in quality just night a nice guy yeah I call it qualities for her that's co-wai linens a nice guy a nice guy what the term is a nice guy to you a nigga that's

off tomorrow got a bunch of money yeah on the cleaners service I work for Luther you want to work for Luke. We just want to fuck George Jefferson. A nice, yep. So, a nice guy. What kind of niggins approach you? Like, that can actually get through. That actually get through that talk to you and like get the number and shit.

As long as he's nice. Right. What the term is nice, though? A sweetheart. So he got to come up with a guy. Oh, my God, you are so lovely. Look at those. Are those devil soles on your shoes?

Did it make your feet feel good? Just nice. I just want to make you feel good. Somebody that makes me happy. Oh, that's so sweet. I'm gonna be fighting that nigga, man. Look at Marvigate looking at you. That's sweet.

Yeah, well, we gonna try to find you somebody that's nice. Thank you. Yeah, if you're nice, just that, just be nice. If he got a 9 to 5 and he nice, does it still work? Just, I want a nice guy in my life. Do me a favor, don't hit me about none of this shit, B Simone said, I don't give him no fuck. I'm not slat nobody application in.

You gotta wait in her DMs like the rest of them niggis, man. Diligence. My DMs are so fucking dry. I check them every day. Bull shit. Let me see your phone. No, don't you? I can't wait for you to see this shit.

In other news, I ain't seen no strange titties in a long time. Nothing. You might see something in her, in her, in her, in her shit. Not a damn fucking thing. Play me some brown ariola music. This nigger, that nigger. This nigger right here, this nigger. Yeah, click their page.

It'd be people with zero followers, zero post. What's the fuck about that? No, I'm saying fake pages. Man, I'm not going to say this nigga name. Zero post, zero follower, zero, like, it's not a real page. And he hits you at 1054 at night and said good morning. He live in another country. That's a nigga that live in another country trying to fuck with you.

You are amazing. Good morning. Okay, go to his page. Bro, you're going to fuck around and find a dick picture. That's not a real person. Oh, no, I'm not. I'm not going all the way. That's what I'm saying.

That's not even a real page. just looking at the messages I can read without opening them all the way up. Not a real page. It don't matter. These niggins is in here. You can choose. You got a choice. No, find me another one, please.

All right. I can't wait. Don't go to the DMs. Go to the request. Oh, that's what I'm at. We're in the request. You see me, loz. You know what time it is.

She ain't tricking me. Look at buddy. Hi, I'm your biggest fan. He fucked up. You can't come out off the ledge like that. If you're trying to get that ass, don't approach it as no fan. You got to act like you don't know what the fuck she, be doing you just damn you what you do I want to know more about you I see you got all these

followers and shit but this the show right here you get it this is the show right here we're gonna read it I'm gonna read another one read another one and you tell a nigga what he should have done loz bet because it ain't many in there all right I'm gonna say good morning I'm looking past all the ones that that you know all these ones I'm gonna go to to a good one out in the DMs with some good shit. I teach you how to be successful. All right here, hello beautiful. Hope you're having an amazing day.

Nah, because he started off wrong. When you started off and say hello beautiful, that put you in a pile with creep niggas. You can't come in and compliment too heavy, too hard. Women hate that shit. He should have said, if he wanted to speak, he should say, hey, B, Simone. Or Google it and say, hey, Breilin.

Because that would have made a look like. How this nigga know my name? That would at least got your. profile that would at least got your profile clicked on and this nigger has been trying for a long time that's why he ain't gonna be successful when are you coming back when are you coming back to Dallas I would love to take you out my treat baby she from Dallas if he ain't took out yet he ain't gonna do it all right and did what I'm saying moving on to the next thing they ain't shit in there

did y'all give a niggas game I check my DM all right here we got hey beautiful baby girl told you that's just sound that's too much too much too too much too much a heavy-handed compliment which one is she beautiful or baby girl i mean hey he was trying to he was trying to consolidate his my fucking compliment and then we got another one hello beautiful there we go it's every niggie stop stop this hello beautiful i'm talking to my niggins stop this hello beautiful shit man that's nice cut that shit out no it's but it's that's that's that old niggas say at the grocery store hello beautiful there you're sure looking like sunshine today baby you hit that one right on the head because guess what this nigga said next

Hello beautiful he switched the whole game up can you be my sugar baby I'm ready to help you and you're gonna get paid no no let me read this one all the way out because you sitting here acting like you ain't got no options this there's no fucking options this nigga I want to say I'm not gonna say the nigga name this no he got daddy in his name a fake page I'm gonna tell you why you fucked up it these are all fake pages it's creepy shit you can't put shit like that can't put daddy in your in your fucking screen name if you ain't doing some thought shit that's gonna appeal to a bunch of holes like you gotta have some muscles or some dick prints or something like you gotta if you gonna be like daddy on social

media you gotta be a stripper or a police officer or some shit like that okay you got to look like you some like you these holes want you to be their dad got you that compliment that whole situation was weird but i tried to make it make his best sense as i could we're gonna keep going with this one i'm ready to help you and you're going to get paid weekly No. Let me know when you're ready. I'm not interested in any news. Just chat.

That's the setup. That's the type of shit that people. You respond to that. I'm on the shade room. Exactly. You're so smart. There you go. Plus, you don't need to be in here fucking with old men.

Oh, ah, there you go. Let that be no. You're fucking with old men anyway. Yeah, you know what I mean. You like old guys? Well, meet them in person and I don't line. Yeah, for sure. There you go.

Nigger might have a motherfucker fucking fake leg or something. Not that shit is wrong with that. I'm skipping over all that. You don't need that as a young person who's on the move and trying to be mobile. My husband could be in there, but it's just so much. Clutter? Chaos. Yeah, you got to weed out the clutter.

You got to read these motherfuckers, man. It's a nigga in here that's been buddy that's been trying to take you out for seven, eight years. Years. That nigga might deserve a shot. His first DM was 2014. Ladies always talk about consistency. It don't get no more consistent than that. There's so many weird looking women talking to themselves in my DM.

I don't feel no type of way about that shit because if it was the other way around, I'd be the, all that shit they said, fuck it. Lisa, Maul, you're being, you're being, not talking about the ones that's fine, talking about the weird ass women. I'm not going to think they were for applying to, but you should. Right, that's my point. But, yeah, we don't even want to talk about the shit to get said to us. Man, I get so much weird shit sent to my DM. We get some shit said, listen, I'm talking about. What kind of fucking phones do they have?

Because all them pictures be blurry and red. My little orange-ass pictures. Salute to the old ladies. Like I'm going to look at one and be like, man, I got to have that. That bitch with the witch boots on? Oh. Salute to the older ladies, because y'all don't have no cut cars. The ladies that's posed like this in their picture,

y'all send a nigger DM all the time. I had to, listen, the older ladies be sitting in me pictures of prep meals and shit. Getting these pork chops, get ready smothering in some gravy. You can tell. You can tell. You can tell by their name they older. It'd be some shit like Dolores dot rose. Like, what the fuck is the period for a rose?

Delores Rose. I'm about to fuck with Dolores Rose. Delores Rose ready. I can change your life. And the fuck the fuck the part is probably a lady named Dolores, am I then? Like, really, Carlos? Really?

I had a lady said. I don't care about your feelings, Dolores. A screenshot of the, uh, the host. I'm supposed to care about some shit I don't care about? No. Thank you. I had a lady send me a screenshot. the whole Jada Pinky at August Hocene and shit

and said if you think he was fucked up wait till you get a shout of this pussy. Old lady. I'm talking about she was old enough. Hey, I don't know what you're doing to appeal to them. And now it's really fucked up. Once I grew this out, oh, they're really coming now. I like the little piece.

A young nigga with this. Oh, that's my bang right there. Hey, I know you appeal to them because they'd be sending me messages. They'd be like, tell Chico Bean. I don't know if that's the voice they got but that's how I read it in my mind Tell Chico Bean to come, you need to come to Austin and get a real woman.

And it'd be her standing in the kitchen, that's fun. Yeah, one of them. And that's crazy that we get- You don't know how many people said us DMs about each other. Like these women be said to be, just, that's what I said. Niggins be DMing me about you and shit. Just tell Carlos Miller, I love him. Tell him whatever I need to do.

I'm like, you tell him. I've replied one later, I'm like, you tell him. I've been trying for the longest time. He won't listen to me. I was like, well, shit. I ain't going to tell them, but I respect your consistency, ma'am. This shit is crazy, man. It's crazy.

And it's not that I'm hating. I just know that one day I'm going to open my DMs. And I'm going to look at the message. It's going to be early. Let's be early. Don't some tithes. I'm going to look. It's going to be my soulmate right there.

I ain't gonna have to see nothing else. This beat go with that too. This just sounds like the intro to an R&B song. I woke up and looking at myself in the mirror. Thinking I ain't got no chance to get no. Sing it, bro. I was trying my hardest to get B Simone to respond to me. Come on.

She's being greedy. I got a 9 to 5, but I'm nice. Blot. I don't want to fuck night tonight. I'm willing to wait for you. Blot. I don't give a fuck what you do. Blot.

I text B Simone on a WhatsApp today. She didn't reply again. Blot. Block. I wonder what I have to do to get through. But she won't give me the time of day. Drop an album, beat some niggas up. I guess I got to live like the baby.

And whoop a nigger ass in the mall. You stupid, too. She's a celibate, but like violence. I never said that. Yes, she did. Oh, I forgot. She's controversial right now. My name is daddy.

Maybe I need to change my name to the toddlers since she likes baby. Never said that. Yeah, you got to be Harold, nigga. You Harold. You harold, that's it. Harold. This is my hurled right here.

Be Simone, listen, we love you. We glad that you're still on your feet. You always be on your feet. We just want you to know that a lot of the shit that come with what we are and what we do is bullshit. It's bullshit. And you gotta make sure you elevate above the bullshit at all time.

And even if you contribute to the bullshit, except that you contributed to it and say, hey, fuck that. Niggas fuck up. Right. And move on. You know, you always welcome to my trap house. Forever.

Whatever trap house we got. Can we do a mump bang next time? A what? That sound like some shit that made you stay get abstinence. No, first of all, everybody calm down. What's a muck bang? That's when you eat and slurbing shit. We break food, we have a table and we eat while we're talking.

You want to do that? Well, what's the point of that? It gets a lot of views. It's entertaining to watch a motherfucker eating talk. It's a whole culture for that, bro. I watch that before I go to sleep sometimes. Oh, is that this shit? No, no, no, no, no, my daughter watched that shit.

Yes, be loves. She's just, she don't be talking. She's like making noise, cracking, cracking and slurper. I like that. She didn't get some way up one day. I like that shit. I walk past my daughter room and heard all that slurping and shit. That I flew, what the fuck you are watching?

Calm down, you have a flashback. Bro, that shit scared me. I walk past her on my head. I'm like, oh, shit, no, you're watching the good shit now. We can't have that. She was like, Daddy, what's wrong with you? I'm just watching the lady eat some crab legs. I'm like, oh, in my mind, I'm like, sound like you

was watching somebody suck a dick. I just wanted to make sure you wasn't training. The fuck out of here. It's too young for that. I remember that lady first started. She was on that eat. I love it. Then I started watching it, like the video kept popping up.

Like, okay, I see you getting thick. Yeah, I love it. Here comes our research department. What we got? Mook bang. I feel like I got to see it like a motherfucker at the beauty supply store. Mokbang's fucked up. They're gonna get you for that one.

I love y'all. I didn't say that. They'll be in there. Look at you scared. Fuck. Yeah, baby. Became popular in South Korea in 2010. Mm-hmm.

Combines Korean words for eating and shit. What the fuck is this, man? it's this man you've muckbang the fuck out this word what does that say broadcast that's what that says yeah oh okay that don't look like that to me it doesn't it looks like broad ass okay muckbang yeah we can do that next time y'all I'll bring us all dinner and we can eat okay fuck it whatever whatever be Simone oh you can't cook I don't We can't have a 9 to 5 and you can't make a minute. We are just breaking all the social customs and social norms this year.

For real. We can't have a 9 to 5 but he come home with the... There will be food there. There will be food there. Because you got money, you can buy milk. No, that's not what I'm saying. Can you cook though? Like what?

Food. My nigga, can you cook food? Can you do that? Like, give me an example. An example of... of can you make a full meal? Like that lady they'd be in my DM and smothered pork. Yes, salmon, paragas, rice, with gravy.

Rice with gravy and salmon? Yeah, I mean, those are spaghetti. Spaghetti. I ain't never seen nobody make no scratch gravy out of salmon dripping, sannieggia. She and them like, give me that flower. I'm about to make some gravy. You made salmon. I ain't never had no brown gravy salmon flavor.

I don't want it over here no more piece of more. Fuck that. You still got the yard. I take the mold before this shit. I couldn't, oh, ha, ha, I never made gravy in my life. I don't know why I've had it. See, you bullshit again. That's what got your trouble the first time.

First time you make some of it and post that shit. This bitch is a lie. None gravy making ass. And fuck that good meet up with that lump-ass. You know what I think. The pork chop didn't deserve. Shit. Because I said salmon, asparagus, rice.

Who about putting gravy on salmon, nigger? In my mind, the rice looks dry. Oh, mine ass. So I added you end up having fresh salmon with the gravy. Ooh. That bullshit, that making scraps gravy on the salmon. So to answer your question, no. No, you can.

I can. No, you can. Yes, I can. No, you can. Embrace it. Say it on here. Be, that's what I'm saying, B. You're going to fuck around and try.

Then you're going to put that plate out, and they're going to cancel your ass again. your ass again. Be Simone, they're going to be on the shade. Be Simone post plate struggle plate. Nobody's. That's going to be the headline on the sheriff. Be Simone post struggle plate. And then it's going to be a thousand comments.

Her again. God damn, I thought he was done with her. No, for sure. They'd be so over me. They'd be like, damn, stop posting this bitch. So you might as well say it now, bitch cake cook and what? You know what, and if you want me to, I'm trying to make salmon gravy.

That's what we're going to title of this video. Be Simone, salmon gravy. Oh my God. Oh my God. That is hilarious. I don't know why I said that. Salmon gravy, I'm like salmon, rice, gravy.

When I said it, I saw the visual and the rice. Here's the crazy part about the world. There's going to be somebody in the comments like, y'all got us fucked up. Salmon gravy, good in a bit. Don't knock until you tried, nigga. It's going to be Deloice. Y'all really want to get on me this show, huh?

What's Nick? They don't put bell peppers in their motherfucking? That's funny. I didn't mean to say gravy. You didn't put bed pebbles in your meat lo. Yeah, I can cook, no. I believe you. I don't.

I don't either. Fuck. You'll never be able to convince me you could cook after Saturday. I'm bringing our food next time. No, you're not. From where? I bring my own for the muck bang.

I'm gonna cook it. It's all good. You know what I bring my own food for the muck bang. All you have to do is Google recipes. No, that's not all you had to do. No, that's not all you had to do. You can't. I made so much good stuff from Pinterest.

What did, who else ate it? Nobody was Pinterest and eating that shit. That's the question. Who else ate it, Loa? You heard what I said? I said, nobody was Pinterested and eating that shit. You can make all the food to be good as hell to you,

and tell you get some alternative perspectives. Salmon gravy. Hey, you think your ex will come on here and tell us about how you ain't shit and how you broke his heart. My ex? Yeah, I read about that on Reddit. Really? They had a thread about them.

I'm just laying shit. I'm just getting it. Hey, man, that's why I'm the greatest motherfucker ever do this shit because i can make you believe some shit that you know ain't true because my last ex was sad he was sad that you left him or that y'all uh i didn't leave him you well how did y'all break up how do you break up with a nigger in 2020 i don't know i haven't had a nigga in 2020 well how you used to do it i just broke up with him just just be like come now sit down miss maud just that's what we need all them asses that you give i just you broke up with

What the fuck was you do? What did you say to that dick? What was the process? Let us into your ain't shittness. I said, you're nice, you're a great guy, but I just need some time alone. Did that work? That's what you're saying? And that worked?

Bullshit be, that's what I'm saying. Bullshit, you got to let us into your ain't shittness. We know you, when the camera turned off you, you'll be like, look, I told that nigga, look, your dick ain't strutons with these problems, my nigga. You gotta get some more dick before you give to all these problems. No, why can we break up? Why did you?

That's how you know y'all broke up over some bullshit. I was young. My last boyfriend, I was too. I'm 30. Damn. Your history fucked up. Even Chad laughed at that. Chad in the back, like, look man, this salmon gravy is just too much, man.

You ain't had a boyfriend in 10 years, dick and eight months. What's going on? What is happening, bro? Somebody said, mm. What the fuck is happening, Loaf? I don't know. You don't even have girlfriends. No, I don't, but that's the thing about I don't ever want a girl.

I know. I don't ever want a girlfriend. You don't believe in girlfriend. I don't believe in none of that goof-ass shit. That's goofy as fucking to be. When was your last girlfriend? Can you stop playing the side music? No, that shit hard.

That go with the dime. You know what that beat called? Salmon Graves. That's so funny. I can't believe I said that. I can't believe I said that. I can't believe I said it. That's funny.

No. When was your last girlfriend, Loz? Yesterday? No, it wasn't. It was about 10 years. No, it's not. I mean, take that bad. I've been trying.

I'm just a difficult. I'm a nigga though. Difficult as fuck. See, you see what he did? Because it's like... He said, I'm difficult as fuck. I don't have a lot of relationships because I know that I ain't the easiest motherfucker to deal with. And then having the motherfucker around all the time to remind me that I'm not the easy.

This shit aggravating. I know me. You didn't tell me something else about me. Plus I'm growing and they'd be like, you know what your problem is? I fuck with people like you. That's my problem. I keep making the bad decisions. This nigga.

You're fucking with your goofy ass. What do you, what do you mean? Because look at you, look at the dumb shit you do and they expect me to, okay, see. Do you wanna get married? No. You don't? No.

I don't, because you gotta understand that shit ain't for everybody. And the more I fuck around, the more I realize that I might not be your everyday nigger. I might not be able to do that. I might not, because I- You would be such a fun husband.

No, I wouldn't. For how long? No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. This is what I don't understand about marriage, man. I'm so set in my ways I only like to do like seven things on earth that I like. I promise you. I promise you I don't really like doing shit.

I don't like meeting people. I don't like none of that shit. One of the first things they'll tell you about marriage is that it is compromise. I hate compromise. Fuck compromise. Because you know what compromise means. That shit is stupid. That means we only get to do half of the shit we both wanted to do.

Right. That means one motherfucker is except. in the fact that I'm not going to be happy with the outcome of this situation. And you are forced to do that under these guidelines that's been set by a motherfucker you've never met before. Who made the rule? Who made the, why am I following the rule? Now, we already got enough rules to follow.

You mean to tell me I'm going to pick some shit I got to follow the rules too? Hell no. I got to go out here and follow the law because if I don't, they might shoot me in the motherfucking back. I got to make sure that I got to make sure that I handle my responsibilities and pay my bills every 30 days, no matter what, I got to make sure that I take care of my family. I have to make sure I do all of those things without question. The world has set that up for me to have to do. I don't have a choice until the day I die, these are going to be my responsibility.

And there are very few choices that you get in life as a human being that you get to make. And you mean to tell me I'm going to choose some shit to where I let somebody else dictate what it is I'm supposed to do based on some rules that were set by some other motherfuckers. Right. Hell now. Right. No, if you want to fuck with me, you want to fuck with me, I got missing. It's like, this is my theory, and you can ask, and any woman that will hate, he just like his, that's definitely what I said.

He like his way better than the other way. That's simple. And that's just what it is, and I tell, and that's the thing, you can't, you ain't going to meet a woman that met me and they're going to tell you that I ain't told them this immediately. Hey, how are you doing? Hey, I ain't fucking with that bullshit. How are you? You can meet some women that, I did. I didn't entertain so much bullshit.

I had to be thinking that was vegan. I don't even eat vegetables, niggins. That's true. Why would you do that? Because see, you had a bad ass and some big old tittas. Titties like cassava. And from telling the truth, you know what I've learned, most women don't, they say they want a man to keep it 100.

I ate tomatoes and everything. But they ain't never had a man keep it 20. So how you know you even want that other 80%? You don't know you want a man to keep it 100 until you meet one that does. And this is my theory. Look, it's like we all got to play basketball, right? Everybody, because I am not going to say. I love black women too much to ever stop fucking with them.

That's impossible. Long as I'm on the earth, I'm gonna fuck with y'all. But if we all gotta play basketball, I respect the fact if you wanna play full court. You wanna run on the full court, go ahead. I'm over here on the side court and the back with a tennis ball. I'm still out here, so if you wanna come over here

and fuck with this tennis ball, then come on, you might love it. But if you expect me to come over there, just cause you over there and that's the only way I'm gonna be able to get with you, I'm sorry. I lose out, you know how much pussy I would get if I was just a little bit full of shit?

just a little bit i would see i'm the type of nick i would commit to that i would be that he is a better man to me because i would do that all i got to do is what his goddamn cape and put a hat on i will do it and i repent later because that's the type of relationship me and god got i respect it i respect anybody that could live their truth i'm not saying i'm not against relationships and marriage for you yeah it's just not for you i'm just not fucking with it you know what i mean and that's cool with me but if you do want to do it I just feel like, nigga, you might as well follow the terms and conditions because y'all said the terms and conditions. I ain't good at this shit.

I'm not sure. I'm just accepting at this point in my life. Y'all ain't no man ever dictated how a relationship going to go, ever. I don't, I ain't never met one that's in a conventional relationship that's going to be able to say, hey, shit going this way, no matter what. Yeah, nigger, we'll see. That's how, that's what it is. So I just, I'd rather be, if it takes me to be an old man with a dog by myself, because bitches ain't fucking with me, that's not much. And that dog's going to leave your head.

sometimes exactly but he gonna come back but dog even a dog will get sick of your shit and that's what I was having to realize I'm not good at this shit because then you get to fuck around with this entertainment life you get spoiled you get used to shit a certain way and then you just you know what I'm saying you only have to deal with what the fuck you want to deal with you can just cut that shit off whenever you want to my and it's just that's what I say about just being forward about what it is you want because at the end of the day you didn't my theory is you didn't been doing that shit your whole life you ain't never fuck with a

nigga like me before so you might as well give it a shot because you never know you might just like it you might just fuck with it not you because I know you already gets them put me in the brother category like we can't make the poor-up stepbrother video and I'm abstinent yeah it'll be an accident that's the beautiful part about all this shit it's somebody out here that's the exception of everything yeah somebody gonna be like shit up nigger put this titty in your Next thing you know, Chico driving a van. No.

Chico, what? No. No. That ain't gonna happen. You ever thought about this, Loaf? Nope. Tell me. I know I ain't, because you're about to hit me with some shit.

Ain't never thought about it. By the way he said it. Every time you say the shit, I was like, You ever thought about this? Nope. I ain't thought about that. This is something I don't understand. Like, you got, like, the baby,

like the baby is your nigger that you just fuck with heavy. Like, if you were to run into the baby, nine times. Then you'll get the baby some pussy immediately. She manifested that nigga for nothing. Just out of, right. You should have left that nigga where he was at. You're going to show up and be this nigga free.

I'm like, girl, you don't get the fuck. Let's say you would just regular B-Simon in Dallas, still had the Yaris. She do. And you pull up on the baby and that nigga at the, you know, wherever you hear at the store. And he'd look at you and he's like, God, damn, man, I'm only in town for the rest of the day. but I would love for that to be spent with you. Mm-hmm. You're going, right?

See, I'm just... No, you're going. Yes or no. You telling me? I'm asking me. No. I've been in those situations before. As a regular person.

Yes, I was regular. I'm still regular. I mean, I got you, that's the hard part. Get the fuck out of here. Right. Get the fuck out of here. You mean to tell me that nigga that you'd have been on the,

ya baby boy, the baby. I mean, I mean, come on baby, boy. You mean tell me you run into that nigga, you're gonna be like, no. It's not that... No, I was about to say, tread lightly. With the kid, when the red lights is on, I'm like, bitch.

Let's not use her. Most, let's use you over there. Who's a celebrity you find attractive? Or just somebody you find attractive? Don't say me, we're on camera. Ain't nobody just about to be here all weekend, man. Make sure you get those tickets. That's not a good example.

Give me another example. Well, I'm not asking you no more because I know. Ask me. Ask me, that's a little cousin. She got a whole boyfriend. She ain't about to just tell you. She ain't about to just tell you. Well, now you didn't let them know.

who the fuck it was she could have just asked she's all camera no she's not okay okay well you know what you see how this why i can't insert any random lady name and then it turned it to now he gets mad when people I'm not mad you establish it than I man now we all get like we fucking they're gonna think we fucking now tell the truth tell him you ain't fucking man you got we not but y'all could be anyway we definitely could be but anyway most women have a man and they get that pussy too immediately Yeah. And the crazy part is the nigger ain't even got to be famous.

Nigger, if the FedEx man walked through this motherfucker and he tall with some shoulders, they're going to be like, bitch, did you see the nigga with the job in the box list? It doesn't matter. That you would give pussy to immediately. That day. A celebrity? Period. That day.

Not right now. Not, of course. God damn it. Not right now. In life, one day. We're figuratively talking now. Sure. Yes.

Chico, which one of them are famous woman you want to. We got to use you. Because she's a terrible example. Exactly. She just, not right now. Of course not right now. We'd have been talking about you, not giving no pussy away the whole show.

I know you're not fucking right now. But figure, this is a difference. Have I ever yet? Okay, this is a disconnect. Let's fuck that what I was about to say because that point's going to take too long to make now. I'm telling you, bro. This is what it is.

We have a disconnecting because as a man, we were talking figuratively, but you couldn't let what was going on in reality. She committed, bro. I'm saying, what is the point? She committed to this celibacy. The point is you have a man that she was. you'll get some pussy to immediately.

That's it. That was the point I was trying to make. Yes, you do, right? Okay. But then you have a standard that most other men have to follow to get the same pussy that you gave away immediately. But yeah. That's a terrible way of setting up this program. It happens.

I'm guilty of it too. I didn't gave you this dick away for nothing. Right. But that's different. Some of these women really had to work and earn my trust. Real benedified. He's lying. He's lying, but you're not.

He's lying. Whatever, man. That's part of life. You're gonna make some bad decisions with your genitals. Just don't make them primary. Don't make it per- yeah. Treat your dick like you treat your Social Security number, fellas. If the wrong person get a hold of it, they gonna fuck your life.

Yeah, I mean you can't show it to nobody. Yeah. Be careful who you show it to, goddamn. Yeah, be careful. We do promote safe sex over here on the 85 South Show. If you decide to have some sex or if you're celibate. Wrapped up. Yeah. And if ladies, if you are celibate,

be nice enough to at least play with the nigger meat from time to time. Pull your tinnies out and play with the meat. There'll be no penetration. Do you know how satisfied? You don't have to give me some head? Hold on, wait, wait. You don't got to give up no head. You can just put the dick real close to your mouth and hum real life.

But you know, a nigger will call his homeboy and be excited about that. I got my dick hum during the night. I love this bit. It doesn't take my... Men are very simplistic. Exactly. They don't take no... I've seen a meme where they had...

where they had a chair sitting in the middle of the floor and a nigger with a PlayStation and was like, niggas really live like this. I'm like, how the fuck you gonna be mad that niggas can live simplistically? If I only need one chair TV and the controller, that makes me very simplistic. That goes back to what I was saying earlier.

That is simplistic, but guess what is not doing? That's not gonna track no pussy. You could live like that if you choose to, but you know the good thing about it, if you're lucky enough and God believes in what you're doing, you'll find somebody who'll see. sitting that one chair with you and that one chair would be enough that's the theory and then she'll be so down for your program she won't even give a fuck that is one chair she gonna be in her mind it's a

whole couch and she don't even want to sit on that one chair by herself with room for one person she'll be like babe come sit with me because it's too loose without school over exactly love is real love that's real love conquers all i mean i believe in love love is real but love is not restrictive fear is so for real not going to let something that's supposed to be giving be restricted by somebody's rules make no sense to if I had to give up sex and go back and forth about this shit make a bunch of money oh we definitely do all the time that money I'm having sex what did you say I said if I had to give up sex to make a bunch of money fuck that money I'm having sex yeah what's money without being able to have sex I don't want to focus on

Nothing else. Yeah. I'm like, cause I'm gonna get depressed. If I get too successful, don't nobody want to fuck me. So you're like, you said three weeks, what's the long as you ever went without six? On purpose? Yeah. It's probably about that.

It's probably about a month or, I think in between about four to six weeks, don't travel and shit. On purpose. Okay, what's not on purpose? The entire time that I was in a relationship to one time. Right, that's, well, I mean, I thought we meant, I'm not. No other pussy, that whole time. Yeah. That was a couple of years.

Hell yeah. Oh, you didn't cheat on that? No. and you get back in the street, that shit feel like you just got out of jail. Yeah, you don't know what to do. You don't even know what they're talking about no more. Yeah.

What they're listening to? Yeah. For sure. For real? I feel like that. Wow. Bro, when you were in a relationship, it seemed like all the holes come out.

Your home boys be having the best stories. Yeah, boy, last night. And you know what a nigga got a story for you because he comes to the crib. You're like, Nick, come outside. Come outside. Come outside. For real.

Yeah, be some ridiculous shit. No, for real. Bro, we fucked around last night, Man, we met these two. We pulled up on a dick-sucking cocktail. Come on, man. But what the niggas that was for to get their dick suck? Ain't show up, bro.

The nigger hurt his leg, man. It was four bitches from Germany, man, and they kept asking us about you. Did you look over at her? She's looking at you, complaining about some socks you left in the liver room. You just got a, you just had an argument where y'all had cussed each other to fuck out

about some socks in the liver room. She made about some shit from 2017. And you'd admit the whole dick-sucking contest. You got to go ahead. You should be able to go to your woman and tell about all the pussy you missing. It should be some kind of rewards. Like, baby, I was out today and I've seen these.

I knew this little bitch because she wanted to be, but I ain't do nothing though. You're like, oh, come here. Nothing. Nobody cares. You don't get rewarded for shit you're supposed to do. You don't get rewarded for shit you're supposed to do, right? Hey, who made that rule up?

You do get rewarded for shit you're supposed to do that. You do that. supposed to do. If I was supposed to show up at work, you know what my reward is, my fucking paycheck. I don't tell shit don't make no fucking sense. You get a cookie for doing what's right? Yes. You get cookies for doing what that would be better. But I'm saying in a relationship, you're not getting a relationship. No, in a relationship you don't. In a relationship, no, in a relationship you don't. In a relationship, you don't, in a relationship, you get rewarded for doing what you're supposed to do. The relationship is the only time when somebody made a rule up

and said, you know what, fuck that. You don't get no cool points for not cheating on me. You mean to tell me all this pussy I'm supposed to be getting that I'm just divulging and getting away from, I don't get no reward system for that. Yes, my, your reward is me. You probably, that probably fuck your karma up. We're not being a cheater. We're not being a cheater. No, thank you. No, I mean, I agree.

That bad karma in the world. Black men don't cheat like Carlos said, but cheating this lane. I thought we were speaking from a, from a single perspective, hypothetical. Yeah, and I mean, but now I don't put me in a hypothetical situation. That shit don't make no sense. I don't think that you should, that it should be. look that like that. If a man, because you expect a man to have all the characteristics that make him a nigger that women want to fuck me. Don't know women want no nigga don't know other

women want. Some women like to build a nigga. They like an incomplete nigga. But once you build a nigga, that means you didn't build them for, then other bitches don't like them. So you mean that's a byproduct. It is. But then you don't be building with the, you know, somebody might like this when I finish. You'd be building to your liking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But your it's a lot of motherfuckers that got them same likes that you got. For sure. You understand. So if a A man is, if you expect a man to be a man that other women want and expect him to turn down the pussy that you expect him to be getting offered, how do you not think that that's something that a man should be rewarded for? You lost her. She doesn't know what the fuck you said.

You plead to the wrong. Yeah, she's not, because she ain't heard nothing I said to her. You take the- If I beat Simone goes, she just be sitting there. You're taking the college application to the food step. Right. She has nothing in that department, creative, positive to say. There's nothing over there.

You've got a great logic. You're just talking to the wrong people. I don't know nothing about this topic, honestly. Yeah, everything you said is great. This is flawless logic. Lacey and sex, dick. I'm like, so lost. Biss-a-Moh is committed to the celibis.

She just looked up as it. She don't want no hypothetical dicks. She don't want no dicks in conversation. There's no penises allowed. There's nothing going to have. She literally, I'm talking to her, she said, no. Exactly. That's the thing.

You just get always do that. It don't matter what type of logic you come with. If she want to say no, no, and now you get emotional. That's what she's looking for. What bitch fuck is there? Yeah. We'll take a beat through all this bullshit, slamming doors and shit. To dedicate this podcast to all the ladies who used to be celibate,

but you went back, abstinent, but you came back. To the dark side. To the dick. Like you left some. Came back to the dick. You ain't. know you was coming back you just stopped by to say hey ended up in reverse cowgirl with a thing in your boot right after all after eight months of holding out crazy you know that's in

now you know that can happen looking crazy no that's the same position I was shout out to all my niggas that don't know how to spell celibate ladies y'all be thinking y'all slick you don't need that little bonnet you left of the crib you're coming to fuck you do you do need that because if you If you pay attention and she'd wake up in the morning, that should be crunching right here, you know. That bunny make them edges lay down. She got a whole bunch of them. She just wants to come over and see what you got.

Yeah, there's like 20 at the house. Your best to a digger house and started looking to see evidence of other bitches being over? Always. That's how you know you're living around. Always. Probably is so crazy. I got everything a woman need at my house,

to leave evidence that she was over there. I got some of those wash cloths that's 50% nylon, 50% cotton, keep the pH right. I got some white soap, big beach towels to take. shower with. I got a brand new pack of those pony tail holes just the case she want to put her head. Oh yeah that's so convenient. Thank you. Got the whole manicure set. I even got a few pair of slouch socks over there. This nigga got a chocolate factory for

this thing is Willie Walker. I wanted to be, I wanted to meet herself when she come over my house. You got a few pair of small 85 South show jogging pants over there. I grab a few smalls from time to time. He wants to be thinking about who, you know, my guest. Oh yeah, that's genuine, that's Joe Lab. Joe, you know I got green tea and all kind of guava juice at my crib. And don't drink none of it. It ain't for me.

Just like the ponytail holders, it's not for me. Fuck, I look like using pink dove soap. But it's a 24 pack of that shit over there. Yep. Feminine watch. What's she gonna say if you got some feminine wash over there? What? Think you're gonna come to my house with steak and cooers?

The bottle's full. Check it, check it. Stop making that face, man. You don't need, I don't need you to judge me. She's taking notes. She's about to go home and ask questions. So, candies. Pink, pink star, I got a whole jar of pink starburst.

I'm like, you want a starburst? What color? Pink. Is that the only color? Yes. Because you are pink starburst. Oh my God. This nigga is.

See, I'm a nigga that I have a jar full of yellow ones just to have a conversation. Why would you have these? Well, that's what you like. Because you're all about yourself. I'm selfless. Yeah, that's, that's a job. good one right self less as self that was that was boy that's why you cold yeah but fuck with me you'd be y'all would cut all the water off I would literally

take the ice out the ice trade I am that and I it's best that I really be by myself because I'm fucked up I'm all you can admit it I'm I'm emotionally empty at the moment really yes no that's no that's not from tragedy that is a pure decision you ever took out the trash You don't even like, fuck these emotions. I'm out here giving a fuck about people and shit. What the fuck I look like? The bitch don't love me.

Oh, she wanted some eye lashes and a lace front. Look at you feel bad. I don't feel bad. Say that. Whatever. And whoever in the comments, like, who hurt him? It was you. It was you and bitches just like you.

I'm about to start saying that because that's what everyone would say to me would have to give him my perspective. Who fucked you? You? It was you. You did. I know it was you because you provoked this conversation. You did this shit to me.

Look at what you did to me. Be Simone, I know you gotta go. You hungry and shit. You hungry? I'm not. Oh, I'm hungry. When you gonna get something to eat, mom? Yo chef.

Yo chef. I don't got no chef. No, it's a place. Oh, you see, that's a never-mug-pain. I ain't hit yet. We gotta bring that shit back. What the other? That's the blade icewood.

Detroit names. Yeah, we're going to bring that back. Where is Yosef, a Yosef restaurant? Uber Eats place. Mm-hmm. Like Uber Eats place. Mm-hmm. Go home and order Uber Eats.

No. They got salmon sliders. Well, don't let this. Don't be gone for so long, be Simone. Right. I love you guys and thank you everybody that supported me during my cancellation. I love y'all so much.

We fuck with you. We ain't gonna counsel you yet. You ain't did a shit that made me mad. I'm saying the fans and stuff, because I had some writing out. Oh, these niggas who watched this show, they never unfollowed you. Them the ones who was in the comments roasting people back for you. What's that your little bit of head ass? Check them out.

85% of Zeld you down. And I'm so proud of y'all. For real? Thank you. That's what's up, man. We really on here creating our own space saying what the fuck we want to say. People have a lot of things to say about the topics that we choose to speak on. But, you know, now we have made it a point to speak on the shit that we want to speak on.

bothers you let us keep doing it yeah because we pet it people be saying stuff to y'all too oh my god we had a whole white bitch write a letter to congress about us oh jesus i got the i got a diem i just looked there right before we started with somebody uh ridiculing me about black people being able to be racist fuck them yeah i ain't never seen a racist nigga in my life it ain't no such thing doesn't exist sorry you know the definition sorry yeah i'm sorry you mad man the motherfuckers invented racism and they're gonna tell us because we respond and react to it that we're right, man, eat a wolf dick with salmon gravy. With salmon gravy.

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I hope you kick COVID in the nuts. Hope you better, G. All right, let's keep this rolling. Maria said, the D.C. sell the Astrovan. I swear I saw one out there in Denver with Georgia Place. Yes. Chances are, chances are. D.C. did sell that van, and he got his asking price.

Don't listen to me because I don't know shit. Somebody was talking about the pussy's hair conversation. My name, Matt Birch says he's straight with the landing strip, but too much hair, you can't find it like it's a mystery. Matt Birch, what kind of man is you? You can't find the pussy. What type of shit is that, Matt Birch? I would never admit that shit in public.

I would buy one of those hats with the light on the front before I told somebody I couldn't find the pussy. Matt Birch, you sound like you manage a bed, bed, and beyond with that bullshit. Hey, Matt, let me give you some advice. Look for the wet spot. You'll find that pussy soon enough. Some of those pusses are tucked under there like a small block shepher.

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I'm talking about you can fuck an eyebrow off. Like, you know how bitch, draw eyebrows on? They don't stand a chance. Oh my God. Let me skip over some of this. Because, you know, I don't care nothing about the dude who runs the country.

I don't give a shit. Yeah, no. None of that. Uh, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That right there. Yeah. Uh, shout out to D.L. He has been on Terry Hughes.

Hey, I mean, Terry Cruz, I call him Terry Hughes. Who is Terry Hughes? Uh, probably a negative fuck with Terry Cruz. Yeah. Well, anyway, I ain't gonna get into much detail, but D.L. Higley's been on his ass. As he should. For real, got a gospel docu-series coming out. For real, got a gospel docu-series?

Yeah. That means he didn't did more than one. I can't wait to see it. Me, D. gonna be extravagant on that one. Hell yeah, uh-huh, yep, sure well, sure well. Shout out to all these people who getting these PPE loans, your small business loans.

Hey man, take advantage, man, take advantage. Taco Bell got a bunch of money from the government. A lot of people got a bunch of money from the government. Need to stop doing whatever it's causing niggas that had the shit instantly from eating the food. Oh, here goes some good news. Let's move on the sports. Check this out.

This is how you know LeBron James is a real nigga. Mike. J.R. Smith. signs of one-year deal with the Los Angeles Lakers. I'm just gonna let that bitch breathe for a minute. Because I ain't mad at that. J.R. that nigger, man, salute to J.R. Yeah, yeah.

Dwight Howard, so he's giving up his whole salary right now. Colin Kaepernick got a documentary coming out with Ava Duvenant. Is that how you say that? Yeah. I said that shit right. Yeah. On the first try. Yeah.

I'm a big fan of her, but for some reason I just don't feel like she would like me. Why? I don't know. I don't know. Man, Andrew Renee would love us. I don't know. I guarantee you. She probably like you.

You know, I ain't the nicest nigga. For some reason, it don't come across that way. Whatever. I'm really the nicest nigga, but I don't know. Whatever. The NFL gonna play Lift Every Voice. I don't know who made this the Black National Anthem, but I kind of disagree with that shit.

I don't know the words to the Black National Anthem. I do. And I don't know. All of them? Not the second verse. You know the verses to songs. Nobody gives a shit. shit about you're right but I know that one but I'm just saying I don't understand why

the NFL what is that going to do NFL what is that going to do man oh this is some bullshit the WMBA Atlanta dream co-owner Senator Kelly Lop Lofler is Lofer she is against the WNBA support of Black Lives she wrote a letter to the WMA Commission Kelly Lofler fuck you I'm glad that news was on page by itself what type of motherfucker man that some niggas want to stop getting killed that's some stupid shit speaking of stupid shit there's a lot of stupid shit going on what you got uh we got uh you got to read all that shit no i'm not gonna read all i only read the shit that injures you uh t i calls out 50 cent for versus battle yep yep you know see that one hell yeah i want to see it too

i you know what i'm tell you the day i stopped becoming when i was i used to be a 50 cent fan okay not saying that i doesn't wrong with 50 cent but 50 when he dropped a candy shop and then he dropped that amusement park shit I was done okay you ain't like that I did not like that okay my favorite 50-cent song is called in my hood and it's on the massacre see yeah in my hood niggas is grind me I go nowhere without my strap in my hood screw they face up at me oh the real shit son they don't want me come on nigga I gave that shit out the window is spread a the shell left there money that nigga what the fuck up Yeah, he went off.

Hey, that's one of the hardest 50-cent songs, right, it is. But Tip, boy. Tip got some hits. Ooh. Tip got hit, hits. Whoa. And let's see, they're going to sleep on Tip. They're going to say we're showing.

Tip, one of the coldest on the mic ever. They're going to say we're showing favoritism because we fuck with Tip, but that is not the case. I'm just thinking, I think that would be a good battle. Me too. I think it would be an awesome battle because, and I think that the, and salute the Jada and Fadda did this. That was dope. I just think that it would be dope to be able to see that. tell the truth you thought that one was gonna be closer to you it was closer but you think a lot of them versus battles you got to watch back again like because when you watch it the first time you caught up in it and you know i mean you see how i go but when you watch it back it don't be as distance as it seemed when you're reading the comments and all that shit but you know the t i 50 would be a dope one to watch them i don't never really see a clear winner or a loser there is no winner or loser everybody wins everybody wins when we do that because it's really putting black excellence on display right you know what i mean and all of this shit they go into promoting who would you want to see what would you want to see what would you want to see what you want to see

Marvin Gay-Doo a versus battle with it. Who would I want to see Marvin Gay do? Ooh. Smokey Robin. Oh. Even though Smoky came out with the gang banging, gang banging. Gang banging. That shit a hit.

Fuck y'all, nigger. Smoking that's wine. Wasting your time. Gang bang. Hey, that shit is a hit. I don't get a fuck with nobody say. Salute the Smoky, nigga. You can't do no wrong.

Who would that? Who would you want to? see the Isley brothers in a versus battle with? The Isley brothers. I want them to do a versus battle, but I want them to be sitting down and like their nephew having to play the shit. Yeah, they're going to have to. Yeah, somebody's grandson is.

Who would be a good, nah, the Aisley brothers versus the OJs. Oh, that'd be hard. The OJs. Boy, that'll be a cold. Them niggins get to driving them class. Here's so many, man. You know, I like to see Frankie Beverly go against the motherfucker too, man. Frankie Beverly, ooh.

Who do you think Frankie Beverly be a good again? Uh, shit, Frankie Beverly, I want to say goddamn. Hell yeah, that's exactly who I was about, the gap band, the gap band. The gap band, that'd be dope. And then you got the gap band and the versus the maze. Woo! That'd be cold, man. They ain't versus, holl at us, man.

We can set these lineups up for you. Come on, man. We ain't doing too much. All right, no, we gotta be obscure. Obscure. Obscure. Obscure. Obscure.

Lord Mama versus... Let me think on that one. Let me think on that one. Lord Mama versus whoever made the chicken noodle soup song. Yeah, we say y'allel. Huh? Bianca. Lord Mama versus Bianca.

Yeah. Obscure versus battles. And... Ace boogie in the hoodie. Ace buggy in the hoodie got some hits. I know, but who we gonna battle? Who are? We gonna battle.

Shy Gleazy. Shai Gleazy. Salute to Shad Glezy, D.C. niggas. That'd be dope. That'd be dope. That'd be dope. I'd like to see. You know, this would be a good one.

And little baby. Ooh. Go with the new young nigger shit. Why you shaking your head? You don't fuck with that one? Why, don't you? You ever listen to NBA young boy? He had to battle somebody.

He had to battle. You haven't. So that's what I know. When you said that, that let me know, you ain't never listening to the young boy. See, I think that he might have to be. battle a little oozy vert or somebody no oozy but not little oozy vert would have to go against somebody else that's like the car no not card Travis scott yeah Travis scott

you know i mean because little oozy be going off man oh meg the stallion versus lady of rage switch it up oh oh oh oh oh okay quentin no that wouldn't be fair that wouldn't be fair yo yo you can't play with my yo yo that was a clean Hey, Leoya, that shit. Okay, give me a one-hit, give me a one-hit wonder. What? You're disrespectful. Smiles and South Star versus this is why I'm hot.

But look, this is the killer. This is the killer, though. This is the killer. They got to play their biggest song first. And then they got to play the rest of the album. That's it. The shit nobody heard. Nobody heard.

If we get to judge what album was the best, because there nobody heard this shit, salute to everybody. But we try to, hey, this is. This shit work. Don't be offended if you hit. That's a good, that's a whole nother lane. That's a whole other land. That's a whole other thing.

The first album, the first one. Even if we never, if you got one, if we need to have a one hit wonder versus where they play their biggest song first. Get that out of the way. And whoever got the best songs that they play from the album is the winner. Oh. Man, we, they owe us, man. I'm telling you, we can be on the marketing team. Give me one more.

Give me one more. One more. One more obscure one. Obscure. No living. Oh. Silk the shocker. Silp the shocker versus, oh, somebody crazy.

Crunchy black. Crunchy black do got an album. Crunchy black definitely got an album. And it's the same type of rhyme style. You know what I mean? I mean, that is a style. The style is the no style. You know what I'm saying?

Because Crunchy Black just get on the song and talk, Yeah, I rock. Yeah, I steal. Yeah, I put your body in the feel. That was very descriptive. if crunchy, appreciate that one. That's a classic. Obscure ones.

We got to get one more, one more obscure one. Obscure ones that people wouldn't expect to see. Let's see. You know who I like to see go against somebody? I like to see, and this is the upstate in New York one. I like to see AZ, underrated versus battle. AZ is one of my favorite emcees ever. That niggas so cold.

But guess who he going to hit the battle, though? Cool G rap. Cool G rap. AZ and Cool G rap will be crazy. I'm not talking songs, I'm talking style on this one. Style, for real. Because I mean, if you ain't never listen to A.Z put forth that effort that he put forth on the mic, man. I mean, he just cut, life's a bitch.

Listen to life's a bitch and listen to AZ verse. Visualizing the realism of life and actuality, fuck was the bad as a person's status. Depends on salary and my mentality is money orientated. I'm destined to live the drink for all my people who never made it. Boy, went crazy. But Cool G rap is the first gangster rapper in my, I mean, like, that really got on the mic and said, gang-s and shit, like, I'm gonna pull up to the crib and shoot you twice. That was that nigga.

This is another nigga, like, when you're just about hearing what you were talking about, nigga, Rayquan, like that. And Ghostface, too. I like how Ghostface will come in, and it's like, he don't never start the verse. That nigga, like, he was just walking in, and he'll just start wherever he came to the mic. Hey, yo, I was outside, had the Wally's on. She came from Coney Island. I was like, what?

Exactly. Every rap is a story, nigga, but this shit sounds so believable. Plucking roaches out the cereal box. Come on, man. I didn't like to sleep with John John. He peeped to bed. Mommy, where's the toilet paper? Use the newspaper.

Yeah, I'm mean? You know who I like to see go? A ball and MJG. I like to see Aibald and MJG. And even though, you know, he's not here no more, UGK. That shit'll be two hours. Exactly. That'd be two hours.

My idols, man. That should have turned into a mixtape. Salute the Miss, you know, Butler. You know, she should. Okay, this would be crazy. I'm going to get your opinion on this. Down South shit. Newface, what you think?

Project Pat versus Juvenile. Ooh. That'd be tough. That'd be tough. Okay, so what's Project Pat's high? Chicken Head? Uh-uh. I think Don't Save her.

Probably be his biggest charting song. Don't Save her. Chicken Head, don't save her. Right and Spend. uh uh dull ballers we be on some twinkin twinkies that's from the choices soundtrack though that's chicken heads yeah so chicken heads you know what I mean but that'll be a tough one right there

that'll be a tough and that'll be a classic see man they they don't got this type of mind frame or they need niggas like us to put these type of joints together you you're wasting all of the type of shit that you could put some of these motherfuckers definitely ain't gonna say no you just got a hand Damn. Incarcerated rappers. Incarcerated rapper.

I go cool. See. Okay. Now, you're taking it all the way back. C murder. Oh, C murder. Yeah. She murdered.

Shine ain't locked up, though. Shine in Belize. He running for like Senator now. Salute to Shine, man. Good luck with that. Incarcerated rappers. I like to see Fat Trail because he incarcerated right now.

I like to see him Oh, C-Murder and BG, it'd be hard. That's different, but, you know, I just fuck with Fat Trill, so you had to find somebody else that's locked up right now. Bobby Schmurterr. Bobby Schmurterr. Bobby Schmurterr. That'd be cold.

That'll be hard. Man, we gotta move on. We can do this shit all day. We could do this shit all day. Let's talk about some other shit. Oh, you know what? You know what? We got to talk about it.

What, man? We got to talk about it. What is it? We got to talk about it. Well, I'll just read the way that I research department put it down. August Alcena. That's enough. That's enough.

God damn it, man. Boy, what the hell happened over there, man? You know, we started playing some video game music, man. This nigga started playing the extra board music when we said that shit. Man, what the hell? Listen, Carlos Miller. No, talk to me, man. Talk to me.

I don't understand. I don't understand how you want to fuck up a situation. That good. That's the angle you take it. I just don't understand. You mean to tell me that you sat down with the fresh prints and this nigga gave you the okay to fuck woo? And you don't take that as the biggest, that that right there, I don't understand,

I'm grateful man, it's just ungrateful, I'm sorry, I respect all that love shit and all that's cool. You're supposed to speak on nothing. Right, ever. That happened. But here's the thing. Why you were spending the night over Will Smith and them house. Yeah.

Will Smith and them was nice enough to let you spend the night over there. I don't give a shit what happened over there. You don't supposed to leave that house and say a motherfucking thing. And say a word, man. I don't understand it. I don't understand it. I just hope that whenever Jada comes out and talks to herself on the red table, Because that's what she said.

She's going to be on there by herself. She's going to be on there by herself. Whenever you do that, Ms. Smith, Ms. Pinkett Smith, I want you, I hope that you come out and be like, you know what, yeah, this is how we living. Because y'all have the ability to make that shit cool. And I don't think, I think that we need, I think we need alternative ways of living to be put forth to show that the customary, social customs that everybody has been subscribing to is bullshit. Boy, you in your bag today. For real, if they bullshit. But can you imagine watching an interview, bro?

The nigger on the interview talking some heavy shit. And he's sad. He fucking, you can tell him emotional. And you find out this nigga's sad over your wife. That you then gave him permission. You gave him. Do you know how mad I would be if I was Will Smith and this nigga then came out and told all our business?

Well, you know Will probably was like, man, I don't know about Slim. Man, you know what I mean? I don't know about that dick. And Jake him probably was like, man, it's cool. All this is a legend. It's all alleged. It's all alleged. But just figuratively speaking,

if you sit down and have a conversation with Will Smith, first of all, just having that happen alone is a privilege. That's a privilege to be able to sit down with Will and get that type of energy exchange. And then when you build up the right to ask that man, look, brough, I fuck with all that, but... I don't want to be disrespectful. but it's gonna seem weird matter of fact bro you got something to drink real quick i can get

i yeah man i just i just was wondering man because you know i'd have been over here a lot you know what i'm saying and i dog like i had never been treated like that hold it hold a hold on hold i never been treated like this before and i just want to say thank you for all your hospitality but there's like something i've been having on my mind i wanted to speak to you about like i really want to fuck your wife bro and i don't want to do it because bro i mean i ain't never been treated like this before dog this like what you're saying bro listen but i i i don't want to seem like i'm being disrespectful but you know because all this stuff over here bro i'm talking about i come in you got a whole side of the house that's like the fresh prince of belibre mansion but i

ain't never thought i would even experience what you getting at though i'm just saying like jaded like she what about she she she'd be walking my wife your wife yeah she's amazing she'd be walking sometimes you know I mean you be oh they walk crazy yeah yeah yeah they walk crazy and she'd be looking back and like what you mean like that's how she'd be looking yeah it's like and I don't be wondering you know being your house and be disrespectful so I just was wondering it if bro stop right there man you when you at my house you at home bro whatever is in here is yours you make yourself at home when you're at my home man you part of the fat look at me

the fresh prince you're talking to man it ain't nothing in this house you can't have me you ain't even been in all the rooms yet you don't even know that we got a room with just the same color as your birthday stop crying stop crying stop crying stop crying i don't want to be i was i thought that he would be cool enough hey man no no no no no no no no hold it right there hold it right there i got to go shoot this movie be here when i get back bro I'm telling you, you more than welcome to stay, man. But I'm saying, I- Nah.

It ain't nothing to talk about them. Nothing. Nothing. Hey, you wanna stay here, you got my blessed. You got my blessing. You got my blessing. Hey, man, you're the greatest of all time. I know it.

I know it. Now, you think he'd do that and then look up. He on the set of the movie that he's filming right now and see this nigga, tell him a surreal, beautiful scenario like that. To people who didn't even ask, man. What if that wasn't he, what if he, what if this shit didn't happen like that? What if he heard that shit for the first time like we did?

Like, oh, that's it. That's even crazier to think about it. He probably called home confusing the, uh, uh, Hello? What the fuck going on over there? Why this little nigger's saying? Man, listen. If he did find out like that, boy, that cuss out is probably, he probably walked in the house.

Whoa! how the fuck you mean to tell me you got this nigga over here to be the little shit that you don't even think Will Smith of care but you got this nigga over here

walk around with this bare feet touching my floor bitch like what the fuck dude if he didn't if he really didn't had a conversation which I don't think

you can say nothing like that how you give somebody the blessing to do some shit like that because it ain't like it ain't bro you give somebody to blessing to marry

your daughter or some shit like that but you don't get nobody to hey see you're gonna talk We need them to come out and say, yes, you do. We live in like that.

That's how we live in. Catch out the bag, yes. We don't follow that same bullshit that everybody else follow, and we don't give a fuck that we're going to be judged because this makes us happy. If they do that, it'll open up the world for so many more people to stop being ashamed of living alternative lifestyle. Ain't nothing wrong.

Ain't no such thing as an alternative lifestyle. If you live in a life that make you happy and you ain't doing no bullshit to hurt nobody, then be proud of that. But it's hard because if you come out, you know i mean and and say that you let a nigger fuck your wife everybody gonna look at you like i think he broke the code though you don't i think that this this ain't them you get what i'm saying like this nigger that can't i think even told or i don't know i'm still waiting on some shit to come

out man i can't wait for that real i don't know i'm gonna be watching way i'm waiting on that shit like the super bowl i can't wait i've been a fan too long right the fan in me don't want to believe none of this shit right but the grown man to me like man this shit happened every day right This ain't nothing out of the ordinary. And you think if they, you know, these rumors been flying around for years, so you know if you're a celebrity, it's going to be rumors. But let's say that it is the case. Do you know how many niggins that did not say shit is mad that they know

that they ain't going to never be no double back now? Like how dare you fuck up my situation? Every first and third year, I get to go over there and double back. Now I can't come no more because now the rules and change. Rules and change. Rules and change. Man, hell no. Yeah, he fucked it up for every.

Ain't almost man. Hell, no, man. Ain't no more spending the night, man. Man. Hey, fellas, if you ever fall into, let one of my dream women from my childhood decide they want to give me some pussy. Some of them have. And I get to talk to her husband. You just haven't said.

And that niggas say he want me to have a pussy too. Nobody will ever know. I mean, I tell you, because, you know what I'm saying? Somebody want to. But that don't count. Somebody, somebody do. Just by, you put me out there. Let Regina Hall come out there.

and be like, hey, chico be. I over get you some pussy. Listen, yes. Whatever I need to keep a secret, I keep it a secret. Where I need to meet you at somewhere under, whatever. Laquita, that's cool. That's how you getting down? You don't even have to be, what?

Regina Hall. How fucking that up? Regina Hall, that's how you living. Boy, do you know how, eh, and she is an old D.C. woman. She got that D.C. mentality from back in the day. I would love for that offer to be extended to me. And no way would I ever be sitting down in a one-on-one interview. We do one-on-one interviews, but I wouldn't sit down and be like, Carlos Miller, guess what?

Welcome back to the 85 South Show. You ain't going to believe. Bro, that nigga probably was getting allowance and everything. Bro, a mean one. Had his own room and shit. Get to play the game whenever he want to. He got his own profile on their shit. Brough, as a...

Netflix come up. It was Will. Jada. Willow, Jayon, August. You left Trey out. Trey too, but Trey probably wasn't with that shit. He's blah, blah, blah, man, that nigga my age. I ain't fucking with that, me.

Man, I don't know. I just, I can't wait until they address it. I can't, you know, because this is all the legend. 2020 is the strangest place I've ever been. Oh, yeah, without question, bro. I'm telling you, this shit is ugly. I never thought. Bro, that, I don't know.

Did you ever think? that you would see an interview with somebody said hey man I asked this man the fuck his wife and he said it was cool and she left me I can't believe she did that nigga Tupac made nine albums just say shit about it nothing nothing they right exactly you mean to tell me you got that you broke the cold bro it's like you put a cheat code in at life to be able to get that scenario set up I don't know you never say nothing man you keep that and that's just in general And that's the fucked up part.

All that kiss and tail shit is lame all the way across the board. I'm not about to be publicly talking about shit I do privately. But if a motherfucker was to choose to out you, as long as you ain't doing no shit privately that you're ashamed of, then I'm like, yeah. Fuck, you got damn right. You got damn right that fuck there in the living room with the TV playing baby shot. Because a kid was sleep in the other room and we ain't one of disturb. What are they at now? Are they done?

Is it over? Is it over? The whole relationship, it's done. Who will and date? No, the other, the side nigga. Man, hell yeah. He said if he died today, he was good. That's how good day the pinkie pussy is.

Her pussy got to be so good that it make you don't want no more. That's crazy. Making a nigga change his whole outlook. That's great to where you don't want no more. And he said, I could die today and I'm straight because I know what love is. I said, boy. I need to make better decisions because I really have never experienced those shit like that. I ain't never came out no face.

I'm dead serious. I ain't never finished fucking and be like, well, go ahead. Take me, Lord, because I'm dude down here. I'm through whatever. I ain't shit else for me to accomplish. I don't give a fuck, fuck my family, fuck all that. I'm good. I have never, this is what, if this got to be what heaven is like, I want to come wherever you had to get some more of this shit.

Never. I'm done. I'm done with life, bro. I'm good. I was telling Marvin Gay about the shit. Look how he looked at. This is the strangest shit I've ever heard, man. I ain't never heard of no black man telling another black man.

Go knock it off. Hey, but I'm not against that, man. But like you said, what if that's what they decided? Yeah, I ain't against it. Man, if that's what makes you happy, man, do that. I'm not opposed to that. Who the fuck going to fuck the same person? going to fuck the same person they whole life who somebody yeah i don't know nobody that

they're committed to that shit personally i well i do know one person but that nigga different you know i mean he'd have met through some shit so yeah there's a lot of niggins about shit and whether you get it or not who delivers that movie to you shit apparently

will Smith because that's what you're sitting down and having the conversation with hey brother come in let me holl at you

do you think it was like an uncle Phil conversation like he used to have with the I don't know

I don't know either but I don't know I just can't see a nigga so we agreed to this agree to this

agree I just don't know what verbi's you and you Hey, and if he's going to look friendly over this, man. Keep him to take it to the next level. Hey, and if he did. If this shit is true, this is going to change the whole landscape of everything.

What if it's true? But. Hold up, wait. So what if it's true, right? When she come out, she do her interview. And she break down and she crashed, she said, and he's supportive and all this shit. All this shit, there's a good husband supposed to do. What happens after that?

That's why I say the only way in my mind that they can really, they got to either vehement, you've got to deny it or you got to come on out with it. It's one of the other. But the catch, there's catches in the shit because I don't remember buddy in the interview saying anything about sex. He just said they had a relationship. So she could say, well, yeah, we had a relationship and that we never had sex. He just took the level of relationship that we had. And then they're going to try to flip it and be like, love ain't sex.

That's the whole conversation. You could be in love without having sex. That flips it. That flips it. Like, you know what I mean? Motherfucker fall in love with you without having any intimate contact. So he could be- You just ruin this whole shit.

Have any intimate contact. So Will Smith could have gave him the blessing to have a relationship that is more intimate with his wife than is socially accepted in regards to being places when they're alone and going out and doing all that type of stuff. But sexually, that never happened. Yeah. That's how to. can flip I think that that see that's what I was saying I think the nigger took

that shit and ran with it he misinterpreted something something happened but to there was a glitch to me I would I can't believe it because the niggas said if I died today yeah now that was to come with that I don't give a fuck that was a kicking part when he said that if he wouldn't have said that I might have thought that was plausible when he said I'm ready to go that's the pussy that did that to you that the biggest hope in the world jail went because I'm telling Because for real, if you, I can imagine that. You think, like, whoever is somebody that you grew up loving and you look down and your dick is in her?

Oh, shit out of the man. In your mind, you like, I think I ain't going to believe this shit. I know that's how Nick had to feel. And the crazy part. That's why Nick had to feel the first time he got with Mariah, he probably was like, God damn, Nick on it. Well, that's another type of dream making it come true for, especially for a man and a black man. That's a manifesting for your ass right there. And you don't get no more manifestation to that.

That's Jada Pinkett. The pussy probably ain't even the best thing about her. Of course not. Niggas, she hung with Tupac. You know them story? You can sit down and listen to her tell stories about her and Tupac having lunch. That has been entertaining to the motherfucker. Like, this is one of the most brilliant.

black women to ever live. There's so many of them that we grew up loving. I'm talking about we grew up loving. And if you actually get to a point where you're having intercourse or any type of relationship that's like this,

I can't imagine what that would do to your mind if you're not stable-minded. If you're not stable-minded. What if all this time, she was like, yeah, go ahead and do your thing. But one day I'm going to get me a boyfriend. And they've been playing about this shit for 20 years and then she finally got one. This might just be her turn back.

It could be. That's why we need to, man, listen, if they charge for that red table talk, I pay like a pay-per-view, digger, I got to see it. I got to see it, bro. Because I just hope that they come out and be like, yes, this is what it is. This is how we live in. You think they're going to bring him on there? He's already been on there.

He was on there already. Well, you got to bring him back. Some shit, then that. Now, he didn't fuck it up. We can't trust you now. We don't know. He can come over, but he can't spend a night. He spent night privileges to spend it.

spending night yeah his spending night privileges over you see that picture when they was together and that nigga drake was looking versus a lot of pictures with people by having yeah that dick that dick was looking like boy i got to work harder see now we ain't gonna talk about yeah that yeah that's that's that's that's yeah that's that's that's that's mean really that mean we'll really fuck with that make if he was giving them a massage that mean i mean i mean i'm talking about like trust him like bro you good bro you're handstrong jada told me go ahead hook me up and the whole family they're trained

yeah why not you part of the family that's how I go that's how I go hey man that's how I go I'm not opposed to it at all I saluted if it's real that shit strange I did see Will get massaging a man knows what a man wants

jada was like you saw that picture of queen Latifah standing behind them like yeah because queen know she knew what time it was you're like yeah because she like said it all y'all that probably went over y'all here people are crazy but that's you're really they'll realize it would it did i mean oh they wasn't that movie together that's what it is chico but at the end of the day man this shit ain't surprised with me it's a it's shocking but it's not surprising no nothing

is surprising this year it's a lot of shocking shit but nothing is surprising and that was extra shocking when i seen him having a one-on-one talking about how he was willing that he good to go He's good to go. And we don't know him personally to know what his personal mental stability and all that shit that they get to talk about. But the bottom line is that you have reached a level of life that most men will never attain. You know why I believe. This what made the shit.

Swanded it. Will Smith, every time he'd sit down, he sit like this. I think that is so bitch made. I just never would sit like this. What type of niggas sits like this? That's the O.G. Way that's that niggas got his style. I don't cross that. Niggas old niggins sat like that. No, I ain't never.

W.E.B. Du Boise and them niggins sat right there. That's how the Negro sat. I ain't never going to accept that shit, man. That's how the Negro sat down. Any motherfucker who sit like this, man. That is the Negro right there. I'm fucking with that. That's not, that is the Negro.

That is the Negro. That is what we call on. I don't know. I don't know how these niggas built. But I'm not about to sit over my dick, man. I think after you get 40. Why the fuck would you do that? Your legs are.

feeling different when after you get 40 you could just sit like there for a long time oh g niggas you will see an old g man i've got uncles that sit like that and i know these niggins every time i see an old niggins are coming in come on they hit nephew what's up with you baby i'd be like bro if you don't got damn fix your feet niggas shit I'm like okay auntie James hey that's the negro right there Negroes sit like that black men who are war for doors I never accepted I'm sorry man this This shit is wild, bro. What else can...

It's not even worth asking what else this year got the offer, bro. This year gonna be crazy. This is gonna be. It's gonna be. This is the first half. What do you think the second half gonna do? Once that cold set in, that real... Winner is watching this shit like,

like, you go hold my bill. Wait till it's my turn. You think you did something with your little chest flu. I'm about to get these niggas de boo-boos. The winter time when it gets cold and the leaves start fall And you started looking outside. They found the bubonic plague in China. Right.

I know. The bubonic plague, the shit from the fucking dark ages, nigga. It's back. It's back. Listen, man, this right here is a cold one. Nobody would have ever predicted this shit. Where is Miss Cleo? We're gonna get a throwback event, watch.

It's gonna be something. Because it's too much shit when you heard about. Whatever happened to the opioid crisis? My fuck, just put their opioids down and went home and quarantine? What the fuck happened? Oh, it's a lot of shit that got swept under the road. got swept under the rug. Nick, they might be in the crack air of back.

It might be 10 more years of crack cocaine. We don't know what these motherfuckers got up their sleeve. Anything is possible this year, bro. Anything is possible. I tell you, it's not possible. You're going back outside safely. That's not possible. That's done.

That's done. That's been done. But once it get cold, because you got to think regular sick season ain't even came. You know, it'll come a time where everybody be sick anyway. So now, when regular sick season come, on top of what's already been going on and it's cold outside. Ain't nobody trying to go outside, no way.

Woo! That's why we need Anthony Hamilton to send the 2020 wrap-up. I will not accept anything else, but Anthony Hamilton featuring Fantasia. We need them type of voices to wrap up this year. I don't wanna hear, all that rap shit is cool, you niggas rap, yeah, you gonna rap in 2021. This year, we need some soul on the 2020 wrap up.

Can we get a street version featuring Ride Wave on that? Oh, well, he can, yeah, he can do that. He can bring some pain to it. That nigger sat on every song. Yes, he do. And I don't appreciate how he slapped Little Rar Rock. Oh, he's getting in the cell.

He had to do that. You know, we've been fucking with Rod Wave for a long time. January to January. January to January. That nigger Riled Wave been going through it since he was 15 years old. This nigga got a grown man problem. They've been killing that nigga. Don't Twitter fuck with Rive wave so heavy,

but they always be making, like, little clips of his songs. You know what I mean? like when you run when you in gym class as a teacher ask you why you stop and the niggie play because I can't breathe the nigger was on the on the little clip like cause I get on Twitter more man you do man that shit is so funny I gotta get on there man it's a it's like a comedic orgy to me man listen I've seen the clip that the niggins sent me with the dude squirting some water and some baby's faces and one of the babies had on some glasses and his headline was fucking up they was like white dude chico bean like that i cried you

ain't seen that shit what the dick poor with the and they squirted the goddamn water in the toddler's face but it was like what the fuck wrong with you daddy man that shit had me crying twitter is a special place now don't go on to facebook different though facebook is the is the gutter the gutter nigger i went on facebook on accident and see my auntie telling all her business on the internet i was like god dang That's what you saw recently. Recently, I go on there because my little brother sent me gang banging. That's who originally said it to me.

And I went on there and clicked on the profile, and she was telling shit that didn't. I'm like, oh, Facebook is. And then people up under the comments are grin. Facebook, I was on that bitch the other week. Facebook is like, I don't know. Have you seen this dude? He's a little person, but he's a gangster. He's like cut up.

Yeah, he's a bunch of tattoos and shit. Yeah, I said. Yeah, this dude. He was on Facebook. live and he's somebody has said that one of these niggas was his cousin this thing this shit kept me he's like who ain't my cousin they're my real cousin they're my little cousin Facebook but this nigga for about six to three I'm like you to look cuz hey man Facebook are different places a lot of unties don't know definitely yeah J-O-N you good

looking like you got your stimulus check check out our new art bro you see it see that one right did that one cold yeah we're about to hang we're about to redo our whole trap yeah i got some artists coming down to you know i mean so we're doing it man salute to everybody that's just fuck with us enough to show up hey before we go i got to ask you what's up if your chick came over you're like your chick you say you're on fuck with him like that your chick come over your house she's sad about her other nigg you're gonna console her that's a good question yeah yeah depending i'm not gonna talk about the nigger i'm not gonna sit and have no conversation about another nigga, but I tell her how I feel like she can feel better about herself

and not worrying about what nobody else does to or for her. If you was Will Smith, what would you tell your wife right now? What are they talking about for? They go to shit. I don't even know. I wouldn't do nothing. I'd just be disrespectful. Just walk around the house rapping summertime the whole goddamn book.

There it is. No conversation. I'm speaking in all lyrics, just to be an asshole. You know the fucked up part? August coming up Yeah Yeah, it sure is We just hope Jayda

Don't July Get the fuck You get that one too God damn Hey man I'm not about to keep doing this shit With you man

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