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This motherfucker's talking about. Hey, man. I just saw this nigga here. punched more niggas. Let me tell you something. I don't saw that niggas that niggas, but I saw that what sort of, niggins, man.

He ain't saying shit to you. He's just going to punch you. That's why I get to always look at niggas and watch their hands shit from. My pahlers! Nika, my punters are... They're not gonna tell you. We finna fight.

They just fight. You don't even know that. Say the wrong thing. You're like, ooh, where have them? Why you got swung on, but? I found the Lord, and I ain't. and I, you know, I've been reading my Bible every night. Tight shit going to church.

That right. Yeah. Hallelujah. Let me get those. Let me get a swish. Let me get a leaf song. I started looking at a nigga way different. Being around comedy brought me around the most violence I ever been around.

Comedy? Hell yeah. I see security whooping nigga at the club one night. This is love it. This shit. Roses and Bubba. But I love this shit over here. Shit sweet.

This shit cool. But I was hitting the spots every night of the week. Niggia, it was too much. Every club got some bullshit. Once I was saying security, they were playing dosy dough on the nigger ribs one night. Both security guard, they jumping on that nigga. I'm like, ooh, shit, no. This is some gruesome shit, no.

You ain't seen the ad-whipping like the mad-women at Central Station back in the day. And you're so far back, you're going to get whooped for about five minutes I seen them throw a nigga up on the roof. They were out there swinging that thing. I seen secure the scoop a nigga up one night and slam him on your neck. I'm like, you are fucked up, Nick. You're, bro, they're different.

That throwing a guy out of the cuss, when I was hosting that, though. When I was hosting that, duh. I went that nigga when they left me in the car at Central Station. Remember, I couldn't get in? I'm in the car with two pills. I'm like, dude, this is.

But you hold the gun down. We'll be back. I mean, the car is mad at. We can go back. I mean to go out two pills for four out. Everybody walked by, I'm like, ah, Rob, Dad. I was out there. Oh, that's fucking, boy, I woke, like, hey,

cold, don't, big one of you. Somebody over here. That shit was so funny, man. Station, man. That shit was, bro. That shit was like, all that club or paid a fool while all that money were falling in front. That shit was like that.

You know, who told her who pull up in that? Teller who pull up in that bin Rocco might pull up. You know what I'm saying? Goetjeet might pull up like, man, that shit was so low. Walka flogger pull up. They're a lid. Two-chained in their bed in their mud. Play a circle.

Two thousand people in their motherfuck. But that way, it ain't stop you from getting no pussy at all. No. Them holes understood. It was enough holes for everybody. Exactly. It was enough old for air. You can at least get you a little ratchet.

Man, you get you a ratchet out of that. A little dirty foot. She then took her shoes off in that bitch. They're going to take you two hours to walk around that bitch. I had Central Station 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I ain't even say name. That's how hard that shit was back in the day. I ain't gonna lie, bro.

I had time my life when we went to crew doing Central Station that night. But I had time my life. Just walking around that motherfucker. It took about two hours. But, boy, it was 2,000 people. I couldn't imagine that all these folks from the hood. That my brother, like, two clubs, like the shit in the back were different from the shit in the front.

We go part of it. What is it? We're still in the parking lot on the way out. It was a live night that night. We work, I just spent two of a money on drinks, but I need this shit back. Red, I see a nigga die of the street, me. First club, I went to, Cooch.

That was the first club you went to, Crucia. That was the first club. That ain't nothing wrong with that. I ain't going to hold you. My first club, Tasted Dog, nigga. You know what I'm saying, Tasted Dog. You know what I'm talking? Back when they're playing the music

that motherfucker, the Tasted Dog, if they're American Legion, America on Simpson. America Legion was danger. All right. Don't you go in there. My furt club club. The kiddie?

No, it had to be detour. Real homer performed. You remember detour? I never forget that bit. Real homie club. Yeah, he performed. And Crucial. That was your first night.

I was in that bit too. He went crazy. Don't I knew he was in takeout, but you got to go through Crucible. You didn't stand up enough? Nah, they were, right? No, red homie was like 18. Okay. Oh, you said, Rich Homie?

I was in there that night. I was in there. That's on type of way. Kid, that's on type of way with him. Hey, now, 16, 15, 15. Taste it all. Leading. 16 years.

You're gonna send somebody. You're tripping. You was in danger on for real. For a 3rd. I'm 307. Yeah. Man, I'm tripped. That's why you saying.

That's number 14 now. I can't go to none of that shit you want to. I mean, shit. No, but you ain't that. You ain't that old. Yeah, that's your house. I was in the neighborhood. 35?

33. 33? Yeah. More a little beer, ain't? I thought you. I thought that boy, 40. What a little beer, ain't. Well, 4200.

But nah, niggins in the neighborhood. That's all right, because it's the last to, though. And that stood the test of time. Yeah, it's the airfare. That's the crazy part about it. They're over there. They come out of nowhere like... Yeah, about the funeral reception be at that bed now, though.

Yeah, about the funeral reception be at that bit now. Oh, me. I saw some niggas have a club crucial reunion. I was like, damn. They've been around that long. Hey, bro. I remember bankhead, we used to be. What is about 20 years?

Let me tell you something. I was at that big. Banking had used to be so live, bro, when they used to sell the fruit, when the old niggas used to say the fruit outside. Man, Bankhead was the shit when they had J's all the way up and down. That one I'm trying to tell you, when folks were still outside coming outside, you could have the J's outside. The tie shot net to the Crucial were loaded full of them, Jay. And the nigger across the street was selling the muskidine.

Man. My dad would go across the street, get the musket down, man, boy. Bankhead, next thing you know, you were like, Nick, was that a person that just, When the motherfucker had the Pab go all the way around Bankhead? All right, because you should know. You remember when they had the trailer parks on Bankhead? Somebody down down the other way?

Pave Banking. It's right there across the street from the split at the Bada Balo. They used to have the trailer parts in right up. They had trailer parts in the cut. I don't remember they had the trailer. Bus there right and go up there. It used to be some trailers, nigger, in the cut. That was Sted Row.

Man. Them fall. No, those are the pills. That's going crazy. They were going to shoo. Back there. I remember when the sock man was booming.

Softman? Soft man. Sawman. Right them DVD day. Oh, you'll stop right there at that light, right in the middle of bankhead by the checkers. By the check. When Charlotte loading them, used to be out there.

You know they had the church. They used to be paying them jays and do all kind of shit right there. I admit the time where you've had to look. Diggas selling the coats outside the check catch the plate. The coach with the orange shit on the inside. All the black motherfuckers with the green mother and the brown muffling and the brown motherfucker. Nick bought a paper fat jacket. What the hell?

With the tag on the zipper. Mother's show for sure. You can't get you can't get them jacket must. That must stay in them jacket. Yeah. Well. Well. Every nigga had that jacket.

Had a half one. He had a half one. He'll bush around. Dude. Yeah, that had that half one in that bit. in the park because you know the pocket that part of the tag so you're in the jacket nigger and they're wearing the skull cat with the lid on it with the bread on that was the scud cat in the world with the dink got the scud cat with the bread on the beard on they got the

skeleton with the ear cut out of that little bit more than that dude what that did you do that that did that do that the motherfucker had cane with a pack of black a bow boy I remember I told my mom I want to get my cooking right now she's talking about you do I said, yeah, everybody is. Got the hell one, ma'am. I remember when they closed, Boeing home, the last day. I remember when they relocated. When they put the fence up and in the chains.

This is fucked up right now, man. You see over there about Turner Field, turn the field, a nigga, nigga, that shit, look, that shit, white, that shit different. Man, they don't put an apartment all in them parking lot. They're doing this shit in pit. I said, this is where I used to park. But there ain't no niggas out there.

You don't see no jay, man. That good, man. The folks got them nigg get them niggie scared the panhand. See, Cobb don't play that panhandle. and shit. No, you can't be trying to show their sign

on a load you. That's a bitch. They're homeless a homeless veteran.

I need some money that they're getting getting out. They're flipping their homeless like one

them turbot tank niggas. That's what, though. White dude had the funniest sign, though. I didn't see it in a minute on the homeless people. Motherfucking had a sign that said, spread some cheese on a broke crack.

Spreads some cheese on a bro. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, boy, that deserves, come here. That dessert, pink, that deserves one a lot. I'm gonna get it. You work for that one, gang. Damn. Ooh, that bitch, folks.

I think that's the trick, though. Like when you are, you up? a homeless person you gotta find the right little message because if the shit too funny people gonna think you're playing and you ain't gonna get shit I ain't never ran to the the hounder niggins they were like duff though but that niggur real ain't dill oh he was playing there me by the way stand or you got the issue right though no he's gonna all the time he got that had a sign on dill he'd help and i was like one day i was looking at all that shit say somebody help you out he was like got you and i got that game was like fiddh

Say let. Say no more, my boy, I respect the horse gang. Pop, yeah, shit. That shit's just me all. That's just stupid, though. Yeah, you just fired up. One time, the homeless nigga told the other homeless guy not to talk to me. Because I walked in the snow, I didn't, I didn't want to even paying attention.

I ignored the nigga. Right. So when I came back out, the other nigga on the other side, I was like, hey, little bro. The other, the homeless nigga said, man, that motherfucker came here. I can't hear. I don't see that shit, true. I was home for real, though. I used to get on, like, and Vifengen there old nigga, bro.

Your old nigga said, the funny shit I heard, like, old homin'nie. He was like, out now. He was like, he was like, you're like, y'all, how y'all be getting all those diseases and shit? I was like, shit, nigga beat tripping. He was like, shit, I had nut before I catch him. But that shit, that's a man.

He had nothing before he catch him. Nuck before I catch him. Out of here. I'm glad they're gonna go wrong, bro. Like, I'm glad they're getting all crap. I got some good advice from the liquor store one night. Glad this shit sweeping on up. Get them up.

Get them click. Mm-hmm. Niggas. You know them niggas will be drunk at the liquor store? That niggas shit. Hey, I don't remember, me nigga. Do whatever the fuck you want to do. Because they ain't gonna like you anyway.

That shit here, do. Yeah, the motherfuck I ain't gonna like it. The morocke, they ain't cleaning them up. They're going in them little tunnels up under the bridge. I'm about real-life underworld Jay shit going on right now. What? Nika, rapping in there, everything. You feel me?

What? Then they just put the fire, then they just burning some shit up under the bridge, and shit. Hold up, we gotta go back and revisit that, because you remember they, they tried to say a motherfucker was smoking crack and burnt the whole part of 285 off.

You don't remember this shit. That wasn't for no crack rock. That wasn't for no crack rock. That was something else. That's what they said, though. A little rock did big, gang. That bit bingo. That bit big.

That bit big. Once he ain't hit that motherfucker, they'd be sizzling. The five smoked 50% of that motherfucker. He got the last 50. What? As soon as you like that, 50, go. He can smoke a $7 worth of dope. Let me see you, Jay, B.

That'll have told him, man. You don't have got him again. Who need to put the fire? Then they're breaking it. Why didn't they sit there and watch them smoke that dope? Man, nothing else to do. You got to find my dog, bro, they got to hear it. They got to hear the white going by.

It's stupid, bro. That ain't done. That ain't done. He's talking about what to here for? You ain't going to like it. Are you stupid and fuck, man? That shit do be fast. Hey, bro.

But we found that shit normally here, though, guys. That was not normal. We grew up around that shit every day. When I say every day. Anytime I ever seen somebody smoke some crack, I just felt like I was in one of them goddamn after-school specials. They hit the crack real hard and hold in all the smoke and let it out at one time. I remember the J were walking down the street.

Fuck out of here. This is poverty. A Jay were walking down this street. We're watching. I'm sitting on the back of the clock. Me and my nephew, about two of my other little partner. We just talk shit. We're watching. We're like, man, look with the head.

This nigga come down. He's walking down the street. Now, ain't gonna take about a minute and a half for him to get to us. He ain't hit nothing. Ain't hit nothing. He just carried down there and was like, y'all want to see something. He was like, what? He was like, what this shit?

And blue smoke out of his goddamn mouth. He ain't blowing in your face. No, n'nick, n'n't. Nika walked all the way of grab for them. And niggia walk, they did walk down. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, bro, he ain't hit nothing. And Jay, they don't go to sleep.

Yeah. What, fuck, don't go to sleep. I don't never go to sleep. I respect them. I didn't like to one of the ones. They go home and eat on Sunday, though. They're mom going to play through a garage. They can't come in the house.

They can't put a plate in the garage. You're a little lady. Yeah, ma'am. Yeah, ma'am. Yeah, ma'am. Yeah, ma'am. Yeah, ma'am. Yeah, yeah.

You got a salad. What type of stable they put in in, ma'am. You eat salad, my nigga? What type of nigga eat salad? Nigger like me. Yo, what type of, what type of, what type of nigger eats salad? J.J's need to go ahead and endorse us. I'm talking about going to give us that chicken and shrimp, nigger.

You already know and stop playing with that honey muscle sauce, bitch. Because that bitch is 75 cent. I was like, damn, nigger, wit. I just hit them ball. me a 10 piece with motherfucking two whitening and some fucking lettuce on the side because I got to stay high and lie and eat my vegetables nika because you already know what they do. No real but they got a goddamn endorse it though bro.

What type of nigger eat salad? Okay. And how come it's a lot of aging people in JJ? They're buying all the franchise too. I'm God. It's just like the mall. You guys just like the mall you guys can try to cook a soul food. I said, Jay, Jay, Jay.

I'd hear the Chinese folk on the soul food spot with the hill. For real. Yeah, they'd be doing shit like that. Your motherfuck say, JJ, and chicken and shit. What's your name? She said, Middle East. I said, in league. Y'all deep in hell.

You're all deep in hell in the hell. You know that old Chinese lady that got a new building. And then you come in there and see her. She's like, oh, how are you, bitch? She's, no, you for real. John John? John? Jonathan, how you been, Jonathan?

Damn. You know what I love? I love that lady. That's crazy. Damn, they got so big. But they don't really fuck with us. But they gotta fuck with us. Yeah.

I think we got some kind of relationship. We do. Talk to me. With the whole Asia. Talk to me. I feel like we birthed all these motherfuckers. I ain't lying. Say no, they're talking.

Look how they dance, bro. If anybody close to dance and like niggas, bro, are like niggas, brus, they're Chinese folk. For sure. Japanese, Chinese. They pop lot like crazy. Man, that motherfucker be really dead.

Like, they got, look at Bruce Lee. That was a nigga, man. They go crazy. Bruce Lee was a black man. That nigga drunk Hennessy. And he fought with blackwood. And he probably got a black baby mom and we don't know nothing about.

A nigh named Bruce. A nigga named Bruce. Nicka named DeMarcus Lee somewhere right now. The Marky Lee, Roy. What he name? What he name, Blue Lee? DeMarkey. We don't know about.

the son, you know what I mean, that came from over there. Right. We don't know about the son that nigger had got damn Columbus, Ohio, one of them big booty fleets. Hold on, man, what are you going around with it, man? They loaded. Might be on something. Tell him, I was a nigger, dog.

Huh? We loved him too much for him, not to be a big nigga. He hung around niggas. Yeah. Bruce Lee? Yeah. Bruce Lee, part of the community, Nick. Yeah, we fought with brew.

Brew, blue tight, you know what I'm spiritual? You know what I'm, you know what I'm, you were grounded. He was, you know what you were grounded. You be like, damn, bru, I ain't even know you talking like that. Oh, you didn't look them up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, bro, that n' got some hell of a quote. That n' got, I like, I don't know.

Look, you did in your eye and you'll be like, the sun and the moon and the stars. And I'm like, oh, damn, bro. Take your time. Take your time. Or time. Well, take you. Hold up. A thousand kicks, one time.

I'm like, a thousand kicks one time. Let me get that. That motherfucker said, be the water. Huh? Be like water. Be like water, game. Oh, the chronicles. What you told old dude in the movie?

It's crazy. My nigga. Don't hit back. You feel me? That's now. Hey, but you know what, though? That's why I don't like TikTok, bro. Like, they're going around now, breaking down there, all that kung fu shit fake.

Like, these niggas really getting the masters out of the dojo and shit and making them fight UFC for. fighter and getting their ass pout down. I'm talking about they getting this shit. All that old shit, nigga, but pick up the phone. Hello? Man, nigga beat this. All that trying to block that shit,

nigga throwing them lead. I did see that, nigga, then grabbed that old-hand man by that karate shoes. That fucked OG. Bro, TikTok ruining our childhood, game. Right now as we speak. Niggins bad enough, we knew wrestling were fake. No, we didn't.

Up for a minute now. You couldn't tell me that shit was fake. Hey, it ain't fake, it's just that. Sometimes, it don't matter what you know. It's still gonna be somebody that they can beat your ass. Yeah, fact. They tell you who, they tell you in fact now on the documentaries and shit. You're like, I didn't find out, I was grown.

We wrote the storyline. I'm like, no. I still thought wrestling was real. So I was grown. I'm like, damn, China died. I thought something to do with wrestling. I thought Kirkang was really broken league. You feel me?

hear me? That nigga was, he didn't even break his leg, he was just sitting there. He was like, ah! These nigga faking injuries

and everything. This shit real. They wasn't faking that drug use. Now all them old wrestles got podcasts. Yeah, fair. They're telling it too.

They'd be going back and telling you all the time they was on TV hiring the motherfucking everything. I can't even watch SummerSlam 93. Why not? I was so high

on Coke, man from Pils. I had four scribbers in my in the dressing room. I was growing up right up to what they called my name. Six beers, half ounce of two, ah, cadamine, broccoli, and I'm on Royce, heavy at this time.

They're giving it all, too, but. I've been wrestling 156 days straight. My back is killing me. If I'm not high, I'm in the bed. Men of the wrestlers got stories, man. What? I like watching that boy running though, the old bodybuilder. What about the nigga that you do this?

Deel O'Brien. Yeah, Dilo Brown. Come on with the delis. What's he a deli? No, Delo Brown is just a nigga. He might have like two bitches, but he'd come down there. Yeah. Who are y'all top three wrestlers all time?

Stone Cold, the Rock. Ha, gotta go with my bo'all. Gotta go with my bottle Ray Mysterio. Ray Mysterio. What that high-flying motherfucker, man? He'd do that six one, now, that you get out like. Yeah, by the face. This shit, this d'nick is crazy.

I'll take a Jeff Hardy over Ray Mysterio. No, I want to say the Hardee, but you can't pick one. Yeah, we can, you can use that team as one. All right, let me see. I love the Hardy. Only, you said top three? Yeah. You could, give me five, fuck it, two more.

All right. I got to say a one. In no particular order. Trish Stratis. I love me some Trish Trattis. Diamond Dallas Page. DDP? Yeah.

This nigga. Oh, school. I thought you were going to say Hogan. I was a hogan. Cactus jack. Nuffin. It's great. With the muffler rabbit.

Nacho Libre. This, niggi. Junk Yard dog. Junk Yard dog. Under his Chad. No. The snake, dude. No.

He's just snake. Fight people. Who I say? Who I say? Diamond Dalla. Diamond Dalla's page. Macho man Randy Savage. Oh, Randy.

Oh, that's one of the greatest. The greatest that ever did it. And I'm going to tell you again, somebody wants me to go down. But the macho man, Randy Savage is not going down. Let me tell you one more thing. Slapju, Slipchoo! I love Randy Savage.

I thought the ad end to him though. The ass end. Pause, man. Whoa, brother, come on. So damn that's paid by your man Randy Savage. Um. I'm gonna fuck with the rock. That's great.

Uh-uh. I like, because I... I'm silly. I like the head to the over the top motherfucking antics, man. You got to have that motherfucker. You ain't like gold dust. I'm kidding. Hey, that's motherfug.

Oh, man. I need you can say what they want gold though. With a true guy. He can wrestle. But his character was the first time LGBT was introduced to the entertainment world. As far as sports, it was gold dust, digger. His video face. Oh

And Rakeha put his ass in your face Yeah, they slowly programmed us That was crazy Gold doesn't blow the dusty eye Rakeetia put his ass in your face While you try to get it together So as you get in that cold He's gonna twerk on you like

He's gonna twerk on you He's gonna go My boyfriend has dropped 355 pound of purse That's one of my favorite That's one of my favorite That was just about That was my name's one

Rick Flair and then my number one That boy Sting Book of Tee. Steen, yeah. You're the only niggins. I go, Goddamn, I go storm cold. Come on, John. Okay.

Goldberg. Don't judge me, man. Mankind. I vote mankind. Bang man. Bang man. What O.G. Dan, Ron Simmons.

Damn. That's for root. Damn. And I go goddamn. I got to go jump hard. Listen. And you're there. for heart-wrenching knockout.

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He accidentally sent her a photo of the kid's Christmas gifts with a delivery to another woman at the bottom. He exposed himself? That's a rookie move. Couples massages, monogrammed bath robes, and lingerie he then mowed her for. So she spent four weeks gathering evidence and taped a 10-page letter inside his luggage before he flew out.

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calling his ex-wife in tears saying about the mistress. What a mistake that was. To find out what happened, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHart Radio Al. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I look, I fought with Jeff. Jeff was definitely better than Mac. Jeff was different bit. Jeff was different bit. I just saw the other document.

They might drop this nigga out of playing from the top of the building. Undertaker. No, Undertaker like that. Undertaker and Wayne was two in the same nigga, I felt like. It was the same shit. Undertaker Kane big show. Y'all just big and slow.

Best you can do a choke slamming. You couldn't do shit else. They choke your ass and rap. It takes that nigga. Too many day to get up on that rope. Who was your favorite little gimmick rapper? Gimic rapper? I mean wrestler.

Like they had the little gimmick. Mine was the repo man. You remember this thing? He just acted like he just coming to steal shit. And they come into the goddamn ring with a trench coat. And the Ninja Turtle man's and shit, he got tight tiths and shit all over him. You don't remember that shit? I go, I go Scott a Tuditer.

You remember Brutus DeBarrie? You remember Scott a Too Hider? This is the barber. You don't remember it's got it too hot. They need to look your ass and cut your shit off. Oh yeah, this is a shot, nigga. Yeah, it's got a too hot with crazy. Jointed the clown.

Yeah, yeah. What about the other one, man from the Dutley boy, man? The white boy. Spike Dilley. Spike Dittling. Black, man, get your ass on. Rap, shit real rude. Like, nigga, we're gonna be.

You know what I was there? Like, how did they talk that shit over? Like, we're gonna be. That was great, boy. They are interchained the hell like. Al Snow. Al Snow. The nigga had the head.

I'm a law of me, boy. Now he had that motherfucker head, and he used to make the whole crowd, say, what do we want? Yeah. Oh, I don't remember a guy. Trey Tragher was the first motherfucker I saw with the thong. Y'all forgetting about that but Jericho.

Y'all act like an oldtman warrior wasn't that nigga. And he was on that cocaine. Crip Benoit? Crippin'wa. Crippin'wa? See, they were hard. They were hard wrestlers. Let's not, let's not try my boy.

No, what's the nigga name who came in, bro? He used to go crazy. Damn, what's the nigga name? He went to WCW first, I think. But he was spearing the shit out, niggas, like Goldberg. He's a tall white boy. See it vicious. Huh?

See a vision. Oh, no. That military cut, no. Broll Lenton came in the game. Got, nigger, terrified. No, no, no. It wasn't, oh, no. Nigel.

Spike Dundle. Spike Dund. That was spike-ed-ed-h. Those nigger had everybody, but, pool, pools. Pools went safe, fuck with the dully, boy. Well, what? You get your ass deadly than that pool, boy. A table?

Oh, my goodness. They don't broke so many tables, but that she used to be iffy. That's why I say, boy, that was good entertainment. But that were great entertainment. Monday night raw. You think a nigga really breaking pool table, though. Huh? They were doing something.

They were doing something. Listen, I like watching that backyard shit. Nah, they'd be dead for real. Those boy got to be in shape. The nigga might pick that refrigerator up right there and drop that bitch on your head, gang. You leaking like a motherfucker, man. Nigger throw you out the top of the roof, man. You ain't down there for two seconds.

Nicky cuck down on top of you. Now, for real, these niggins fighting with Bob Wilde. Y'all don't watch that shit? That shit too extreme, but, man, look. I'd be watching that slout shit, though. That shit goes crazy. That's the dumbest in the world. They're the most gangsy niggins in the world, bro.

The nigga tinned up like they just got shot. Man, man. Any type of white man come in and make some money off of it'll leave. Nick, you have a stroke. Nika been doing that shit. Bro. Nicar been getting that shit. Nicar.

Nica, motor transmission lock up on TV. Shit a little bit. Damn. I think of you up seeing the nigga is slacked. Like blood clots. Like, yeah, yeah, let's get it. He doesn't got it all right. He took it.

The one nigga would be on the screen shit. He had done got out there with, I can't think he's like, whoa, that man. Big black dude. Nah, like skin. He just on some shit with AB talking about his wife or something. Oh, Larry. He never did a slap contest.

No, yes, he did. Larry? Nick sluck this ass out in the gym. Oh, no, that isn't. Oh, they did the slack contest in the gym? But they sluck, he got sluck that boy. He hit a nigga like this. The nigga got out of that.

He did have a beard, though. He didn't have a beard. He didn't like this. That dude got there. Lockjawed his ass that nigga head got out. Well, the big, I know that far. That's a motherfucker. No, they called them.

Boom. Oh, they called him. They called him. He was sleep. Woo. This shit for real. The women be crying and shit. I'd be like, damn.

And that shit be funny. You just get hires and shit, bro. That shit be funny. That's what you do. That's all right on you too. That's all right me mad. That's all right in my sleep. That's all night in my sleep.

Ha! I told you. You should like that to remind you to leave people to fuck the alone, me. Leave people. Man, me and my son be gambling on that shit. I got five on blue shirt. I'll be watching Dateline, boy. Talk about the old NBC?

NBC? Dateline, and that? So, let me get this right. You said you want to blow bubbles in their booty. Hell, ma, man. I'm talking about the white man who comes out, Chris Hans. That nigga gets detailed in. So you said, hold on wait, this is your, this is you, right?

You said, I want to treat you like a bowling ball. No, the little mystery. I decided some little mission and shit. Oh, you don't have got 2-0. What about this part right here? You're at home. It's that hotel while you're on the road. Yeah, right. You know the best part of that show?

That the catch a brother is when they fake let them go and then the police be outside. Get on the guy, right, right, right. You're good to go. We're not the police. Nigga, I see you're going to do the, you know what they do to catch a predator shit today, right? I love them. I love me.

A little bit of me. Look, nigger said, nigga beat me a goddamn motor combat, I'll let you go. That's stupid. Wow, bro. What the nigger said? He's like, hot.

I'm going to say so. I said this year I'm a chill. I see Losa. Go ahead. It'll be on the sketch company show. I just got out of a football. He already knew it was fake. I knew it was fake.

Yeah, right. My people had told me. I knew already because I knew when they get caught. I was down here to catch you guys. Come on, man. So you weren't trying to talk about no. No. You're messing with people.

You're reaching out to people. And then they be slowly about to take all running. They're putting their punting. Y'all niggins got a lot of TV, but I ain't really watching TV like that. Yeah, no cable? No cable. Just like, we were in apartments.

So who was outside, bro. At night, yeah. Like at nighttime. By the time it is time to watch TV, like the WB on, like some shit you ain't going to watch on. Niggins said WB. Or your mama watching friends. Like, niggins watching them. W.B.

There's not TV in the living room. There's no TV in the room. Shit, right up. Your grandma can't watch the TV. She's watching like, got down. Stories and shit. Yeah. We're no TV in your room.

Y'all ain't no TV in your room? No, mama room living room. That's in the end of that shit. Man, in the end of that shit. We had one, but they ain't worked like that. Yeah, I can't get a TV, I got down, but look here. You had to put a loom and foil on the house 25. When I put a TV at my room.

My house, 25. Yeah, how old 25? My room. It's a thinking groom right here. See, I grew up in the time where everybody watched the same shit, bro. Right. Like, I grew up on shit, like, being in my grandma, how, like, three is coming in the thing. We watching that shit.

We didn't got into it. We didn't watch the whole season. Got a damn chain, bro. Then you get, oh, you start realizing shit, man. Like Mr. Pearly with some swingers, man. They were not doing it, one. Them little ugly suits. They were swinging on that day.

My dad had to watch four specific things, bro. Ain't nothing had that nigga attention. That they were watching Andy Griffin. In the heat of the night. In the heat of the night, he watched tornadoes. Like the four that would be chasing tornadoes. He loved watching white people do this. Your dad ain't watched Perry Mason?

Nah, he ain't watched that shit. In the heat of the night. My granddad did. Get some blue cheese in that, motherfucker. And Andy Griffin. I guess it would be right. right there. I don't know if it's blue cheese, though. And he watched the braid.

He loved a braid. What you think black for white the most? The news. My granddad used to watch Will La Forger because he loved Vanne White. Two, five, nine, a little, twelve. I thought my aunt used to be crazy every time I go to her house, dude, come on. She's sick at me like, huh, here go to the new. I was like, man, you want to hear this depressing ass shit.

Now, I love it. My granddad used to watch TV and hair had like a little crush on the lady on the TV. That nigga used to love to watch Oprah, but he couldn't say Oprah. What do you say? He used to call her Oprah. Shit, I watch Ofer Winfair all day. Ophra Winfrey. I went for.

Ophra. Ain't the wrong with Ophra. That was she asked her talk show. Yeah, in the daytime. Hell, yeah. That was good TV, but... I took my granddad. My granddad ain't never get cable.

Nigger. What a shit? Nigger. That she used to have a nigger. Like, niggia, we were young in here looking at this. You remember how Liddy used to be, nigga, watching that shit in jail, d'n, nigga. Nigger, nigga, gambling on the Morrow show. I bet that ain't here, baby, bet me too super.

Yeah. We were not supposed to be watching this shit. Before we realized this man, that that Jerry Springer shit was crazy. That's the height of Jerry Springer. Brough. The E and the bitch is showing their tits? Fuss Jerry B. Yeah, it got real.

What'd you hear for her? I just watched the Jerry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well. America, boy. We used to watch it for the fights and then the titty that pop out and they'll blow the titty out on TV, the TV, the titty just blur it out. And you're sitting there watching like, they're going to make her do the whole rest of the show with her titty out.

You know what I'm saying? See in the audience still clap for her tits. They didn't move on to a new get, and they came back for a commercial break. They're like, did Jerry? Her head still out. Tid is still out. They ain't had some good-ass fights on them, man. Bro.

Man, they let them braw too. Bro. At the end, the shit got corny, but, like, at the height of the Jared Spring and shit. Yeah, bro. Dr. Phil's funny, too, though. Yeah. Dr. Phil should be planted. You fought with Dr. Phil?

He used to be planning, bro. Yeah, I can't fuck Dr. Phil. His shit was sad. This shit was too depressing. So, you weren't a town made. This shit was too. See, Jared Springer was stripped. Yeah.

Yeah, Dr. Phil, this shit was real. Jerrit set your ass up. Dr. Phil. He used to all in. He went on the old coached. I don't like the way he used to talk to the drug addict. I ain't like that. The way Dr. Phil talked to the drug addicts.

Well, I'll tell you one thing, you're not going to smoke any meth in here. Ha ha ha ha. He's not He's serious as hell, too. Hey, look at me. You're not going to smoke any more crack around those children. Man, what else you say?

Man, what else he said? If I come over that house and if I even think you've been doing drugs, I'm taking your kids. That thing, he's getting up my kids. Now, I want to ask you right here today, are you committed to stop doing drugs? Yes. Because if you are, I'm going to give you $1,300 towards your rehab.

I'm not going to pay for it all because you got to show me that you're serious. You're a motherfuckinckon audience will clap for him. Hey, man, you were talking about Steve Wilco. He's getting on the kid. And if he wasn't the drug at his head, he ain't supposed to have on that. So you're 13 years old and you want to be a prostitute. Where do you even hear somebody talk like that? Then he bring the mom out and call her a bitch.

Put the kids up. Put them up. Take them back backstage. You ought to be ashamed to yourself for being who the fuck you. you are and smoking crack around those children. I'm like, Dr. Phil, you're full of shit. You full of shit, Dr. Phil. You so full of shit.

You're going to pay the red. You got to prove to me that you're ready to get clean. I'm paying for the first two weeks. And you got to pay me back. Dr. Phil was an asshole, man. Like he wasn't. Oh, so I got 13. I'm serious.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dr. Phil would never say shit. He just was grilling niggas, bro. Talk his ass. You were talking shit. You were fucking terrible, Mom.

Like, why would you tell her that? Nicar, not here to help. Bruh, not here to help, bro. Boy, that's hilarious, bro. I don't even think he was a real doctor. He was like... He was like an honorary... He had the same...

He got the same degree that the football coaches get. Underhaired, doctor. What kind of doctor are you? Well, I specialize in muscle location. I don't know shit about the human body. It's just the location. of muscles. It's the location of muscles.

I can locate the muscles, but that's... Hey, shit, that guy. Hey, Trey. He blew up because of Oprah. Oh, that's the good. Yeah, yeah. He used to be a recurring guest on Oprah. He down so, dude.

And Oprah got that power. Oprah say, if Oprah get on TV and tell the world to fuck with you, the world fuck with you. But the world fucking with you. She ain't got to shit no more. She's like, fuck there. Out of here.

Go on. Open what you're at, girl. We see you in the minute. Want to know where you're at trying to take your head to death. Who ought to say what's up? What to say? What a day? What a day?

What a day? Over a way you at, girl. Where you're being? Come on, no. My twin, twin, twin. Come on. Where you at, girl? You've had to quit playing with Oakland.

Oprah. That shit on the internet that anytime somebody mention her name, they know about it. Real. They're good. Because she's watching. She's sitting at watching, aw, this nigga shit. We fuck with you.

She's worth about a big. More than that. How my money thing takes you to quit? Quit what? Everything. Ain't no such thing quit. I ain't, listen, it is. To not do nothing.

I mean, I'm just saying, you're done. Like, the money chasing is over with it. It ain't going to take that much. 75, 80 million. I'm telling you. That's comfortable. Who a hunched you? Yeah.

Right at a hundred. You're fucking around to get more than a hundred And then you start doing weird shit Because you just be seeing What type of shit you can get away with Just wake up every day And just dress like your favorite character From all your favorite movies

Niggins that a dark winged duck suit Hey hey hey Look here broke out there Why is this fuck you're talking shit, nigga? No it's not a dark wing duck This Batman season savage, man, damn. Fuck you mean.

Hey, bitch, that's a real Batmobile outside. I'd shoot this bitch up. With the car. Do a drive-by for real. Kid, pull-up. I don't bought the night ride a car and everything. A real one.

They're going to take you a quick day. Man, I get that much money. There's nobody going to want to be around me, I'm going to have producers and all kinds of shit. All of this is a movie to me. I'll take 50. I'm about it. I'm going to have somebody.

Done, okay. Ain't going nowhere. I'm gone. I'm going to check this shit. I'll be right here on my native land, nigga. I'm going to leave me alone. I go out like 100. I'm paid about to leave me alone.

Who? I ain't paying nobody. Shit, you ain't getting shit. You ain't going to be fired about that. I don't get my old you. They're saying, I don't get a fuck about you. I'm not spank. You got.

You got that money. Yeah. That's enough. That's fucking money. Yeah. Then I'm trying to tell you. Then every time the nigger press me about money that I owe them, I'm going psychologically fucking so crazy.

They ain't gonna never even ask for the money. So you're telling me, you're gonna come back over here and ask me about some shit like that. And I'm the nigger up a hundred and you should be peeping game at what I'm doing. You see how I got this money? You still talking. I would gain the money money. By not paying you.

What are you at? I don't fly. You don't flip the table. You out of it. You out of it. You out of it. Hey, man, get gone. That what you wanted anyway.

I'm gonna show you that that's not even what it is. Right. I'm pulling off on an helicopter, Nick. That ain't anything. You just want the experience. First of all, you ain't even gonna be able to get closer enough to me to even ask me about no motherfucking money. Come on, man.

That nigga out here arguing with a nigga in a Batman suit, man. Get your crazy ass out of the street. Get that money, get the fuck on, though. No, fuck it. Because tomorrow coming back dressed like the joker, nigger. That's stupid. I got a little spread, my guy.

Hey, man. Just doesn't fit one. You've been to shoot a. They have two butt paper. They think they got rich. Lones and goddamn. Let them, man. You have money.

You can hire security to be the most terrifying niggins if I have a niggins if I have a niggis dressed just like Freddy Krug. Follow me everywhere. Man, don't nobody's fucking with Freda Kroo. Big.

motherfuckin' just on guard they all different sizes what he walking around got everybody this bitch scared that nigga stupid this nigga hit why I'm going to Africa they go get the fucking old man I'll get me a boat howl nigger like Leon felt me like like later man they're on water I'm gonna leave y'all niggas I do I do want to fish that's it I'm gonna call y'all from a beeper I'm gonna get y'all the beeper I'm like look you want to contact me He didn't get me. I ain't asking no phone. I pay you.

I call you. Here every two weeks. They got one way for it. It only will work when you call. Hello, seorritza. Cornucorne? What's it, boo? I'll tell you.

Uh-uh. A hundred M. That's cool. A hundred them. That's that kind of money. I'm going to have one outfit. Oh, God. I'm just going to get somebody to make me one outfit that I like.

Honeybund a crazy. Then I'm going to have just about a thousand of them. Every time you see me, I'm going to have the same shit on. Everybody is a shit. Because I wonder how many times you can have to see me in that shit before you realize that this shit ain't even real. Now, everybody don't get it like the one you had like a childhood. They got a million of the same outfit. Yeah, a nigger got all the same room full of the same shit.

Just one thing, though. Like, Agent K. Every time you see me, like, nigger, that again? Like, this is not even real. I ain't even here for real. Diccan diamond hair. A hundred. A hundred.

A hundred. Yeah, for sure. That's a man shit. A nigga fucked up on a hundred. Sure. I think most of that money got stole. I got a theory. He would happen to a lot of people too.

Who? MC. That's he home? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Shit, Mike Tyson had that bag. Poole in your limousine. You know that money ain't for them stuck.

That money ain't let people take advantage of you, bro. But if you got a good heart, bro, in today mind, they're not taking advantage of you. of them, which they are, but to somebody with the heart, bro, they really care about you, bro. That's the crazy part about it. It's like, you take advantage of my heart because you know I'm gonna give it to you.

Once a nigga cut that shit off. I just refuse to believe a nigga spent that guy's money. Don't you call me? No. I think most of that money got stolen, mismanaged by them motherfucking people. Because they always want to tell us about how much money a nigger messed up.

They don't never tell you about the other people. That why when they say get you a bid in the matter, what that, because it's, uh, oh, they're going to be over your accounts and making sure your bills pay, hey, bitch, I'll pay my bill. I don't need you pay, you think I'm that bill where I ain't paying my bill, bitch. That way, I got auto pay hope. Yeah. Well, no, I'll take all that shit.

I mean, I put that shit in cash. For real. You got, see, that guy's going to show you, you got to stay a nigger even when you get that money. You got to get that. You can't have nobody have access to your account. The only thing motherfuckers should be doing is putting money in it. Facts. I don't need you for that.

Get it to me. I do it. I do it, McGat this is what I'm talking about. I don't even if I were to wire me here, I'd be forgetting they need that. I'd be like, you need my what? Counting right. You got to get it. You ain't got no other way you want to get that.

You don't want to zeal 60,000. Yeah, can you take that out? I beat you so well. I grab me, man. You're doing too much. Because my whole thing is what if you don't send it? You just got the information for no reason. Now's bad.

You get you to say so. You're cash out with $250. You got information. You need to say so with that information. No, sir. Hell. I'm going to get me a hundred million, though. I don't give a fuck.

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You act like this is a, what, 2009 or something? No, these white people coming up with a scheme. Niggas, you heard that nigga Trump that did, man? He'd been to pay all them January 17 money, man. I'm going to get in the lawsuit with him. I'm getting in the lawsuit with him. But I'm a nigga shot at the police at the White House, bro. And there's on footage of him telling folk go to the White House, bro.

These folk gangsters are fuck. In life. How he do that? Because he said so. Oh, that nigga gangster. Man, do something about it. about the child's opposed. Man, that's your-

man, been protesting for about six years or not. It ain't affect him. What are y'all's the demand? Huh? What's the demand? Take me off. Fuck you're talking about. That's it.

I don't want to be on it. Damn. I don't want to be on. I don't want to be on paper with this shit. Huh? I make my man on purpose. She'll say the wrong shit. I'm like, man.

Fuck you. Don't do that. Don't do that? I'll be mad, boy. You might pay child support a then they had a deal. And, but, but, by the past shoes. That ain't got shit doing me.

Man, you get that money. When you get that money, that's on you. It ain't got nothing to do with me. Whatever you do with it, that's on you. I pray it goes to the kids. What I'm saying? When the kid hits you, though, it's different. You can pay a child for your child to come.

I want to go do something. I'm gonna do some. I'm gonna do that shit. Them kid be lying. Huh? Them niggas gonna'n't go. That money ain't going to what you did. Them kid get that money game.

The motherfucker be lying. My son called me. They told me the most strangest lie ever. You like, ya man, dad, I need you to send me $20. I'm at my friend house, I can't eat. I said, I'm locked out. I'm locked out in my mama house. Get how I play them.

I say, well, I ain't got cash out no more, man. I got an apple pet to you. He got, I ain't got an apple pay. I'm going to call my mama and set it up. When you call you up and set up, you can call your mother's up and let your ass in that motherfucker out. So you can eat. I ain't know.

I'm fucking. He's like, uh, damn. He's like, uh, yeah. So you still going to sit in $2 a $2. I'm like, yeah. I started paying this shit. They should spend in my license. That when I started paying me.

They got me like that too. I'm gonna fuck up like that too. Nigger, cool-ass. I asked me about the tent. And I was just like, hey, man, run my name. You know what I'm saying? It was some bullshit.

My car got fucked up like somebody tried to scam my car. So I'm thinking that my child support connected to my bank account. This shit connected to my debit card, gang. It six months went by a nigga. I ain't paid nothing. I'm convicted a fella.

I'm riding around gun. All type of shit. Now, I'm going to get up. Huh? I mean, I'm going to convict the fella. Look it up. I'm just letting you know how serious that shit is. I could have got pulled over, bro, and for what?

A couple hundred dollars? Go to prison for a couple hundred dollars. And it was a mistake. That shit weird. My kid, bro. Then they got the shit now where if you get behind $2,500, they'll take your passport. And a nigga like me, how am I? $2,500.

How am I see my other child out the country? This shit's stupid. Put it on them dead. I'm just saying, though, but you were, you know, motherfucker's head, be like, yeah, nigga. If you ain't up on child support, you don't need to be traveling anyway. What the fuck? What the fuck?

I just fuck with my kid, bro. Yeah, man, you did, bro. You can say what they want to say about that. All this shit going on with them baby mama game. It ain't going to get better till you realize. Nick, that shit is your fault. That's your fucking fault. You can hate them all you want to.

You is your fault. You have cocking hand. That shit don't be hate. And you could have stopped. And you could have stopped. All this shit. That shit don't be hate it, though. Huh?

Nigger was young, bro. Niggin'all, man. You ain't maddened out, man. You know, man. Yeah, we're getting raw down. Yeah, bro. Skeet up stone, skeed up stone. That shit, yo fault.

Oh, man. Yeah, it was. No, I'm saying. Niggin' shit. You know what, manning that shit. Nigga was just fucking, bro. Nigel ain't, about what this shit gonna do.

He was like his scheme. Got the thing. I'm gonna tell you, though. Be her second, baby, daddy. Yeah, you give what I'm mine. Be her second, baby, Dad. That's the best advice I can give.

Hello, my mind. Be the second. Don't be the first one. Damn. Be the second one. Oh, look. I'm here by the third baby dead. No, nigger, be the second one.

The second one. She's not got all that bullshit out of the way. She doesn't, we beat the test. She's just one. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Be the second one. You don't know what I'm going to stand a hot one.

Trust me. They're the motherfucker with a child already. If you, if you're on that type time. What if it's a nigga that ain't got no kid that he would a girl that I got a whole bunch of kids. I ain't talking about for everybody. I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know for a kid.

What I'm saying? He's like, your fur old a bit, bro. She had a kid. Fax. If you had four kids. She knew that one of your responsibility. You were a four-year-old. You were a four-year-old.

You know what I'm supposed to be here. The nigg's. I'm going to walk to the stove. Fax. You walking that big ass asses to the stove? I got some still. I got some kids. Now I'm gone.

Like, yeah. I'm still. I'm 17. Like, I'm 17. I'm 18. I'm 18. I'm at the end of my boy. What happened?

You see? Now I'm at the age, I'd be like, hey, man, tell you more about I said, hey. Nicky, look, look, look, you got some money on you? Right. You got the money on you? You got a little paper on you. Take that, hold that down. Tell you my mom, I said I asked about him now.

What's a fake book? Yo, S-friend. You Joanne, son, they're. Niggily. Real talk. That ain't, nah. But no, they be tripping on this shit, though. Yeah, bud.

I just feel like, though, if you fuck with your kid, bro, just fuck with your kid, you know what I'm saying? Once no white people get involved in this shit, yeah, you're gonna have to get in that. But they'd be like, but I ain't gonna lie, but I really just fuck with my kid. I go to their game, I pull up on them. I fuck with me.

They can call me anytime, so they'd be like, I know I got put on child support, just because of what I did, like you said, I know what I did. I literally had a baby with another bit. with another bit like I know I'm on child report you feel what I'm saying so they're like it would know about the kids I ain't never true I was like you just mad at me light goes on now we gotta communicate I'm not a witness situation is so they're like man you got

this shit you got it I don't know what they're trying to welcome back to confessions of a baby daddy today we're discussing black fatherhood in the community we've uh scour the streets of Atlanta to find some baby dad is just so we can hear just so we can't today their side of the story. We got a very special guest in the trap with us today, none other than throw it off wand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

He just remembered that he is, in fact, indeed not everybody's first baby daddy and our other specialist today, Mr. Moneybag Mafia. Yeah. Okay. Mr. Moneybag Mafia is the father. of 15 children by 31 different women. DC on the west side of Atlanta.

It will be our in-house expert today as we discussed the ups and downs and trials and tribulations of black fatherhood. I myself became a black father on a stormy night. 2008. Housing crisis was going on. Inflation gas prices were at an all-time high. But somehow, some way, I made a way, even when there wasn't a way. Shout out to the people who used to make fake pay subs. Just to get you into those apartment hunters, apartments. $600 for the one bedroom. That's what they were asking around that time. And it was a spacious place. And I remember plenty of times. I didn't. didn't pay those people. Every month, there was a different notice on my door. Until one day, one magical day, we discovered that when it rained real hard in Georgia, which it often does, the bottom level of the apartment's flood.

So to avoid me pressing charges, they stopped pressing late fees. And then a tragedy struck at that same appointment. at that same apartment complex. The right side of the building caught on fire. The fire department knocked on my apartment door and was like, Mr. Millie, you got to get out of here. I was like, for what? It's not on my

sit there. Don't you know that they left that side of the building burnt up until they closed? Open. This is a big burn. Oh, half the building completely burned away. My hat still intact.

But it smelled like. Oh, the bugs were terrible. The bugs were everywhere. Because they didn't clean that shit up. They just left it. So it was bugs. Yeah. Yeah.

Huh? Oh, man, that shit was so crazy. You would never believe the stories out that bitch, man. The Hickory Lake. Man, you ever heard Hickory Lake? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, that motherfucker was so ghetto. Niggie, it's a spot.

Man, we had a lake in the middle of the complex, bro. They drained that bitch. Hey, Carl has to get-o-o-a-place it, it's the spot right now, Babyland. Right before, uh... Sit flat-dry. Bankhead,

all still road. All still road. Mm-hmm. Franklin Road. Oh, you have been to the red train. Oh, now. On Franklin Road.

I just be up in the Cafe Red Train. Mm-hmm. I ain't got that boy. I ain't got no cop, cat, boy? I did. Well, what? That motherfucker, boy?

I've been all way up. I've been all over. Like a six month. I mean, about a four. I hated it for you every time. I said, boy got Gary. One year. Dalton, Georgia.

On the Garrett Middle School. One year. Gwen Garry? Yeah, I think had to lead see what that's your head for. Car had a baby, though. He didn't know where in there. You never been out of the Dalton. Pallispring.

Just saying to Georgia. Yeah, Dalaius. That's too far. Paul and Ceyton. Come on, man. 315, Longville. DeLonaga. 241.

With here. 242. 242. Yeah. Exit 41. What the hill? Highway 41. What is your?

Highway 41. for the one. Oh boy, y'all going far. Hell yeah. I learned that when I was dropping. Cherokee County, Cherokee, Georgia. How do you sum up in?

Agworth. Buchanan, Georgia. Now, Agwerp is one of the scariest places in Georgia. I'll give a fuck with nobody. Kenesaw. They like Nick. At work from Kennesaw.

Kennesaw with a lot more hood than people ever going to think it is. No. You know, they used to do, they used to do lynchings in Marietta Square? Hell, yeah. Y'all out there just having the time of y'all

They got a building in Kennesaw It's a sign. It's a sign on the say whites only. That should say no blacks, no Mexicans, this shit probably still up to date. Wait a sick, they're going to take it down. Go out there if you want to. Come on, nigga.

Watch it, your semi-same. He got the whole two pistols with that different that handle you spin. He got that one you shoot like that. He got that one of those. Before you go, you know, a nigga that hit you three times. No, I ain't.

You know what I'm having it? Who you have a guy? He didn't smoke that guy. That how quick it go hit you? That how quick it go hit you guys? You crazy. That's where I stayed when I first moved out here. Kennesaw?

I ain't like Kennesaw, guy. I did. I ain't like Kenesaw. Oh, boy, y'all out there, no danger's on. I used to drive way back there from the hood, box shabbed. What the flags there? Focked up.

I used to drive all the hood, all the way. Remember I stayed in Kennesaw, box shabby on six is fucked up. Never got pulled. That's crazy. That's a good record. They ain't got to pull them more time than I did in Carl. Carl, bro, you really got, you just got to be doing something.

Niggas don't understand that. Atlanta pull you up before Cardwell. Yeah, nigger pulled me up one night. I'm fucked up. I'm thinking I'm fucked up. This nigga walked up to the car to my money back. But I got a money color that'll smoke this motherfucker. I said, boy, I thought I was going to town.

For money, Carlo, nico, fuck cars. I'm trying to fucking cars. I'm gonna fuck done. Pulling me over like, it's serious. Hey, hey, shut the car off. I'm like, oh shit. Jeddy say that. Yeah.

I had a nigga one time, nigga, I stick, when I had that G8, I'm coming down Peter Street. You know, it just used to be loud. I guess the nigga thought I was going fast. I wasn't going in a bad game. He told me to pull over. When he walked up, I got my ID hanging out the winter to say, you some time. Man, that nigga put the handcuff on. I'm like, hold on to him.

Hold on to him. I thought they're supposed to be behind my back. You got a head start. You can't start for right here. This is my other shit you got to tell me before you do this. You ain't ran for my right or left. Man, I can get out the cuff. The nigga like, put your hand.

The nigga like, put your hand in how you bat. I put my hair in my hub and I put my hair on my hip. The nigga sent me up on the front of the car. That nigg said, man, money, what you doing out here with this loud of that? I say, what the fuck? The nigger called your money bag. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm going home.

You mean my rights on my left. But you ain't my right. He didn't get in nothing. He told me me my doubts. You feel me? You feel me? I'm gonna lock me up gonna lock me on. I'm like, gang, what the fuck?

That linda is stupid. That linda be tribut. That nigga pulled me over that box sheavre one time and said I was driving a suspicious looking vehicle. Told my speakers eye, everything. Left all that shit out there on the ground. Yeah, they'd be wild. That's how they do. Suspicious looking vihers again?

That one I don't like a... And this used to be a police car? It's suspicious looking, though. Huh? You thought it was gonna say? Oh, but it, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. It's a little cheap-ass car. Like, how is it suspicious?

I'm riding around a goddamn little rascal go-cart or something. I'm in the blur. Like some blur with a new paint job. Yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Right around in a blur. That one don't like no distinct of car, bro, because what they know is you, they can fuck with you at any time.

Nigger, with three on the side, they can pull me over. You gotta, you gotta exercise your right to remain silent. That means you don't have to say nothing. You don't. Try that shit with that lama. They're gonna beat your ass there. They're gonna be all the bullshit. Right, get your way inside the car. What Mr. Turner say? I refuse to answer any question under the ground that it may incriminate me. I pushed the on me. The

bitch jumped on my lap. I put the on. Hey, fuck the goddamn shit, man. I had, I was drinking, but I wasn't motherfucking draft. Right. And I believe that, nigga. That's still the funny video to the day, bro. Bitch, you might want to get him. She said, certainly your head back closed your eye. That niggins head, you close your head?

Mr. Turner, D-U-I. You close your motherfuckin' eye. I got to see it. Mrs. Turner funny as hell, man. You can talk about the bitch was in his head laughing. I did not believe that. Fuck the shit. What motherfucking physical performance test?

Performing test. It's not Mr. Turney? Yeah, bro. You gotta watch that shit on YouTube, but that's it, that's fun of the video white. It's been that way for you, but. Really, what, you black and white? Black man.

Nick, drunk at hell. Drunkin' in the bitch. Bucking on the white photo. Go ahead. He's bucking. Hey, fuck all that, man, he's all that type. Hey, take me to motherfucker, Joe, yeah.

Yeah. I gotta go check him out, man. And the other black man on there front his head, too. Stop sign. Man, stop looking in my car, man. What, stop saying? You never see that, that white, that old white dude they had in the back seat one time. That nigga told the officer,

a nigga, fuck you, fuck your mama, fuck your grandmama. That nigga said, dig your great grandma up and fuck her. It was white. That niggas said, fuck all your kid both. Did you see the one with the old Mexican dude on there? He drunk, the police said, why didn't you pull up? I don't want to. Yeah.

I don't want that. You're going to jail. He said, okay, yeah, I saw that one. He's going to jail. He didn't get for it. I don't want to. I didn't want to. Bro.

No, we talked about that a hundred times on her. Cops, boy, a cop used to be that shit. Yeah, cops were smooth. And at Reno 9-1-1-1. What you're gonna do? Reno was different. Yeah, Reno were different. Reno were kind of like sketch.

They created this, though. Now I gotta get on YouTube and watch white people go to jail. That's still been something my favorite shit. How white people go into jail? Hell yeah. A funny jail moments, you know, cops' moments. Oh, man. When the fuck around-on- on YouTube,

when they fuck around and find out that they go into jail, Yeah, put your hands behind you back, you're in the rest. No, I'm not. Y'all fucking you are. Yes the fuck you are. So put it. What happened, nigga? Oh.

Them Karen do be in, them Karen do be in the now. Why is he grabbing me? Owl, I don't. I go to jail. You go out of jail, bitch. Oh, hell. Bitch, this is the hell.

You called him, and now you're going to jail. Get your way to die, man. You always know when they about to go to. They keep asking that question. Well, did you put your hands on them? Okay, but at what point did you put your hands on them? I didn't put my hands on them. I just pushed them out of the way.

Put your hands behind your back. Get on a jail. For what? Simple battery. Baddy, are you fucking serious? Tell you. A little hate to know. Oh, I'm a little hate to know.

Damn. The police be a good. The police be aggressive as hell, man. Some of the video, them niggas do be tripping, though. They do, bro. Could they be drunk as far? They be tripping, bro. I love to watch the one when the police go to jail, too.

That's a good genre. When they do some fuck shit, they got to go. Yeah, they got to go. Oh, man. Yeah, bitch, take your head down. I saw this one shit where the police department, they'd be arguing back and forth. Like, I think it's the county and the city police. Uh-huh.

They get into it. Hey, man, when you come out here? We run this motherfucker, man. We don't do that pussy-ass shit you guys do in the city. Who you think were a state trope? Hell yeah, GIP. All they thought they were your highway patrol. Cray's squad.

Anybody with them deputy hats on, them real motherfucket hat. Don't play with them niggles. They take this shit purse. Man, listen. They think the highway is they shit. They look like they kick harder. They punt, man. They'll kick you first.

They don't punch you. They don't want you to fucking pull over. Hey, look, hey, they don't do all that. They ain't got no talk. Man, those folks called me out there in South Carolina. They'll help me up. I'm like this. By my shirt like a pit bull.

They're like, yeah. That nigga said, who president is this? I said, I hope nobody. Who prison there is? Like a real goddamn cowboy type of. But they be spinning motherfuckers out. They don't know how to be chase. And they want to kill you?

They want to be trying to sit. No, GSP, we're the high as in that. They will kill everybody on the highway to catch a motherfucker. But I'm like, that's stupid. They will kill you, gang. Just do the chase. You got a goddamn, that shit be crazy. They got some shit now where they shoot the shit up in your top.

The police made you pull over and fill your tank up. Pull over in this gas station. Fill your tank up. I can't afford to fill this motherfucker. You got a guy. You can give me a ticket. At least I have time to pay the ticket. No, build this fucking taker.

God, that shit! My lad, 200. Make a motherfucker fill up. I would let you go with a warning. You want a warning or fill up? Give me the warning. Pull this motherfucker in there and then fill it up. You're gonna stand there and watch you.

He see that bitch, just won't even accept your car. I'm gonna give you three more chances. chance of you going to jail. I'm taking the fill up every time. I'm playing with the deputy guy. Police all is different than deputy. I'm glad my light chain. I would hit it.

You don't got to worry about that shit if you're, that's what I'm saying. You ain't got to worry about the police if you ain't a puppy criminal. I mean, they still be on the line shit. I still like, I don't run. I kind of like skip me. Remember like, oh, shit, I'm tripping out here. You said what?

Every time I see it, I just be like, oh, skip, oh. Nigga, be legit and still be nervous. Let me come now. He's not going on. What's how to play? I still be nervous. Nick, everything ain't right. I'm well-rested. Everything. I ain't smoked no weed. I'm still. And you know what's crazy? A lot of police watched this show.

I didn't realize it until they start breaking. Man, they fuck with us hard. We're talking about y'all's stupid eye, boy? Fuck you're talking about. Leave us on. I didn't say that. I did. Leave us a long hug like any. Let us go. Don't tell you.

Give us free. You see we got shows and shit to do? Now we fuck with you. You know what the hell? What the hell you've been up to, man? I just been grinding, bro. I just been grinding. I just been grinding.

Nah, though, uh... Shit, I shot a special, you feel, I'm gonna. Shout their big. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Not out. We just shot their documentary, too, car really from Atlanta.

That right. And the girl to come through. And then I've been like, me and this nigga Black, man. We're doing this series for making a movie. So I just been grinding, starting a merchant shit. And Jay, Jay grinding. Got me a couple shows lined, I gotta show this Friday, I'm gonna come to you.

And I made Dallas and June. Yeah, turn up, man. Yeah, yeah. Talk about your shit, so late. I made Dallas and June. I'm working on all Chattanooga in Memphis, so I'm just back grinding, man. You gotta be. That right.

Because if you don't grind, you don't shine. And if you don't shine, nobody's gonna fucking see ya. You gotta get this shit together. They got to get that shit together. They goddamn comedy game, brutal, man. We were talking early about what does it mean if you got a comedic actor, then you got comedians, it's a comic. I'm still trying to figure that shit out.

Like, what the fuck they mean, bro? Like, you could be a stand-up comedian, but you ain't a comedic actor because you ain't ever did no movies, or you got some people that are comedic actors, but they don't do stand-up. It's some comedians that don't want to be actors. They just want to be stand-up comedian. So you could be a comedian, which means, which has too many subsidiaries. You got comedic actors. You got comic and then with a comedic poet, nigga.

Yeah. Right. But that's what I'm saying. So is a comic and a comedian the same thing, or what's a comic? A comic is a person that says things funny. A comedian is a person that make things funny. I see what you're saying. So ain't a way a nigga can be both.

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Something they don't know how to be comments. And I think that's what I'm learning to broaden my range. The biggest problem with a lot of comedians is that they be making shit up. Can't make shit up. You can't make this shit up. Fabricated air story. This is just like you can easily sit here and smoke some weed and make up some bullshit. that'd be funny but if it's just that then it's just like that's just like rapping to be

you just work that's like when you raping you're just rhyming at that point you're just saying shit because it rhyming is found good right but if that shit ain't real and they don't look like the shit that you're talking it ain't gonna hit the same conviction right conviction is a big part it play a bit part of because you damn they got to believe that shit yourself you do right if you ain't likable it's gonna be hard to be hard for you anyway. Likeable motherfuckers get over in comedy. Because they know how to connect with people. People connect with them. If you ain't likable, then you got to prove that you funny. Right. Now you gotta be a comic. Because at this point, motherfuckers up there being a comedian.

Now you gotta be a comic. Right. But the comedian is like, that's the motherfucker who know the, know how the importance of a show. Right. And when you gotta, you can be a comic all day. That's That's when you grind into becoming a comedian. Right, right. A lot of motherfuckers start off. That's the transition from comic to comedian. Kind of comic is the first stage. Like, you're gonna bring up a few comics,

and then we're gonna get to the comedians. Uh-huh. Right. Yeah. Right. It's like the beginning stage. Yeah. Twilv in, no, man.

Damn, fint be a dub. Eight more year, a gang, that craze. Amazing, man. I already had a dub kid. You had a dub. But always remember the game changes. Right. But the players stay the same.

Mm-hmm. What show? Oh, yeah. You got to stay active. I think that why I... Man, do you see we got nominated for a B-E-T Award? Did you see that? Yeah. You don't start playing with it.

Stop playing with it. Stop playing with it. Stop playing with it. Stop playing with us. Stop playing with us. Stop playing with us. Then we're about to win. Hell yeah.

It just feels good to be up there with some player partner for real. I love the whole list. To be real, you feel me? And motherfuckling the understanding what the culture coming from, you feel me? Like, everybody on that list is bringing the culture for real. Like, they're bringing it. Yeah. They bring them the culture.

But what did I ask you? What you say? Do you think we're going to win? Stop playing with us. Stop man with it. Stop me quick, because we're a fucking around and we're on win, I'll be mad. I mean, even if we're on win, go ahead. The nomination is the win.

But you know, on some friendly, competitive shit, I want to win too. But if I don't win, they ain't going to be hurt. But if I do win, I'm going to talk my shit. I always feel like whoever win, they won for us. They won for the culture. Because the crazy part, the one that ain't getting nominated, they feel of salt. And I understand that.

But what about if they want to do it again next year? They gonna want some new motherfuckers. See, you gotta keep you just stay in the game. Just because it didn't happen this time, don't mean it won't happen. That don't mean you ain't being acknowledged, gang. Yeah. Come on. They see you.

When you been called at the Grammys, I'm pulling up. I'm pulling up to that grammar. Man, come on. I remember talking about age, but no book, Nen. You won't hit away. The Emmys, we dealt. You won't hit away. And I'm going on red carpet, man.

That's what I'm telling the people who didn't get it this time. You won't hit away. Hold my name tag. You got three hundred and six. days to make a hit. Come on, man. I got to make another one. Right. Stop playing with a. Stop playing with us. Time for another hit.

Time for another one. What three thousand say? You're only fucking funky as your last cut. Uh-huh. You're only fucking off your last cut. Damn. No. I don't know why this shit just switched in my mind. For real.

Thore. Thore. How long you been throwed off? That shit's how I need growed up. You know that niggum voice got a warm up. You got to get that bitch gang. That niggins be talking like, yeah, you know, I stepped out. Then I was in a high school back out there for four years. That's that boy, it was.

That that boy was. That that boy got a cold start on it. We started out doing this shit. No. All this shit was going up. You just seen a lot of shit, did a lot of shit. That's what those y'all. That's what those y'all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Niggins like she did. I never did. That first, I had to go it, that guy on stage in my first time that rocked that, but the bugger. Tell him about that gun land, boy. We ain't got no fences here, camp eight. That, that's stupid.

We got what's called the gun line. Nicar, never here. Go here, guy. My bad. Yeah, yeah, man. Yeah, that's him. Money Bank Mafia. Father of 15 with 31 women.

I didn't really car. I caught myself, throw it out of those two I got down. Like, this shit was dumb in hell, though, bro. So, like, I had no cheated on this girl. Damn. She had everything with a girl who ain't had shit. So she put me out of shit. Damn.

You fed. And she said this shit, she said this shit to me. So you stupid as fuck, like, you throw it off in your head or something. Like, that ain't got nothing. And then you clicked. I'm like, no, I don't got nothing. So I'm calling the horn shit. The girl's gonna pick me up and shit.

They ain't had no car to pick me up in. Yeah, he throw it off. So I had no jail cheated. I glittered of Jerry Cheater. You would throw that one. Shit. Die of that shit happened though, bro. They realize how that shit happened, bro. The girl said this shit.

That's a hell of a moment in life right there. That's a turning point. They got kicked out of front of head by the two, right? This shit crazy. The whole hood. He was like, she's a little work to kick a nigga out. Like, three o'clock in the afternoon type shit. All the good shows about to come on.

Everybody outside, you know. I'm selling a little weed, this shit. Everybody out. We had the green box kicking her whatever. Shalajana said her come through though. You know, she comes through that. I'm walking up like it's a norma day. What's up, baby?

Everything good. Like, you got me fucked up, niggum. I'm like, what going on? I'm trying to take my partner laughing at me and shit. You're like, but she can get on your ass, one. Went in the house and shit. She was like, oh, don't you want to talk, just get your shit, you feel.

Yeah, I ain't even had too much shit to get though. Like, you feel? I would pay their fault, you feel like, I had a little PlayStation got down three in that bit. Her son, he's been playing my shit. The only thing I got, I'm like, I can't carry, I can't carry any clothes and shit.

You're gonna leave that minute. I'm gonna take that goddamn game. Real shit, boy. I had to go back to my mama, this shit, crazy fuck. You got to go back to your mom in the afternoon. You feel, like 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock when I get out of my mom and I, she's like, why you got your game? Why you got your shit?

Nigger telling him mom and this shit, but he ain't ready to tell her the story like he told me. Niggins are like, nah, I'm always going through this shit. I just want to come up here for a little minute. Over with it. Yeah, yeah, shit being like, that's a lot. That shit was crazy, bro. I never forget that shit, though. That shit's crazy, bro.

And your mama started talking shit to you, like, because she knows you ain't leaving this shit. Every day he goes about, she got something to say. You need to go work that out with her. Don't know what I'm going on. Don't rage your boy. Oh, you're yelling that motherfucker. That shit was lame, though, man.

Move back in. That shit would be crazy, buddy. Oh, you got down your mom. gonna go to work, that the only time you can fuck-hole. That's real. I'm fucking, I'm gonna' out in the park a lot of shit. Like, but you can't go in that at my mama room, Sheld. You ain't a room, no room?

Man, the first time, it was just like a one-bed room. Ooh. You had to go back. Yeah. You know, she got the house and she had to go back again. That shit was done, man. Damn. But after that I ain't go back no more.

I went home before I went back. Oh, I think a lot of women, bro. Thank you. Because, like, J. Put a nigga out, I'm gonna make sure I never. I never. Yeah, that's one of my goals. Cracker, y'all, cracker, y'all could take them the goddamn license. You don't need the license until you get pulled over anyway.

I'm gonna keep my motherfucking high. What that mean? I'm gonna make sure I got somewhere to lay my goddamn head. They're the first time when viral. Fuck that. I owe that the women. Thank you. That's cut deeper than a time.

But we had like $30,000 a follow button in the guy was outside. Like, dude. Everybody had that motherfuck on me. Oh, my time. Man, listen. All right, about, power around about time, I would get him put it out to shit. No cow. They had to accept a lot of shit.

She's like, yeah, my other nigga on the way trying to pit me off. Bitch, hey, well, get what, I'm going to walk down the street. They called me when he leaves. I come back. I come back. I come back. I ain't got no way up there go. That shit.

I ain't seen me. Nobody part. I'll record that shit for y'all. I'll record that shit for y'all. Bitch, I will hold your leg back while that thing. back why that thing take you up to you man you put out that shit is the worst boy I need to be here I don't need to go nowhere should I go in the back room y'all want to you to me and you try to make the call back hey man I just want to tell you man I ain't

ain't in that shit I just want to give some advice to all the niggins who watch this I just thought about this if you ever live with a woman and you ever get put out don't ever go back because now every time y'all into it you got to get the fuck out Yeah, yeah. Once she break the glass, still, I'm putting your ass out. It's a dog. Every disagreement, you gotta go.

This is a dog. Yeah. It's over with. Yeah, been there one bit, though. Like, the dude, like, she wanted to put you out, but she doesn't want you to get your shit. Like, she's keeping all your shit, though.

Oh, no, I ain't ever had it. But that shit, I haven't done, but. I'm not going to do. I'm not going to do. I'm going to have much. You don't know how much. You couldn't get you.

You don't know how much that woman don't respect you until that shit happened, though. Yes. I was young to hell. Which foot you think work? Calling the police or Pignat? Pony Yacht. Purni Y' worst.

Calling the police work. Yeah. That's why you gotta stay with a bitch who stayed with a man. I ain't really fuck with no bit who's called the police. She can't kick you out. I don't fuck with no bitch who believe in calling them. Gotta get cool with her grandma. Yeah, yeah.

That's shit. I got going to stay and Tim, girl on your ass. A lot of these shit, a lot of the shit, the police should be calling your motherfucker. That's, that's the mature way to look at it. I don't be doing shit that requires. Police are, cause.

She went to jail. That's shit. I'll put to say something. I'll say something. I bet my mom. I bet my mom. Chill out again. Chill out.

Let that shit go. You get in front of the head, man. That he's stupid, bro. I love that. You ever got put out and you couldn't leave until she let you leave? Hell no. Yeah, now.

So now you kidnap. Basically. Hell no. Get out! I'm trying. You ain't leaving. All right. You get a kid.

Get what that help. Get what, having your own place. Have your own place. That help you tell the truth, too. You can keep his own stuff out. Yeah. I fuck him. What you want to hear that?

What you're gonna do? Put me out? I'll go home. Oh, you mad? You need lying. I don't need no way to stay. Fuck I'm lying for her. I'm telling you the truth. Right. And I'm gonna go home after this.

See, they always try to make it seem like it's always the nigger. What if she was fucking off? The nigger kick yourself up. Some nigg didn't get caught her fucking off and get put out. out. Get out going through my phone. So you had the niggas in the house? You know what? You're doing too much right now. I think it's best that you just, you know, do what? You probably just need to go be by yourself or something. Gang, I caught a whole one time. This bitch going to tell me, you know what, I'm glad you find that. It's such a weight lifted off my shoulders.

She was waiting to get your ass out of here. No, no, I found out that she was, you know, fucking round. She's, it's, who, I just need to get that off my shoulder. I just need to get that off my shoulders. I just need to get that off my shoulders. The bitch took a big sigh. That you was prostituting, but how about that? A nigga can't just sit on that. A nigga can't find out that this bitch fucking off and then just let that shit stemming.

You gotta be a player, bro. You gotta be a play like that shit don't hurt you. You're not like you don't hurt you. You said like it don't hurt you inside. That's fucking tag you down. You gotta stand there and be like. I was ready. If you're doing you, you know, you can't hear a joke.

Then you get triggered by some shit. Hey baby, you want some more macaroid. Like you was eating at that, that nigga, out. The macaroni that said, they quackerel that said, they spent quiet for four months. He's their name. He spent it down. Maguroa triggered that, nigger.

She had the picture in her phone. She took a picture of a place. She kept in his house. Like you was eating with that nigger. What are you talking about? He has spaghetti. You made that niggins state. That blackout on the macaroni.

The macaroni made that niggins snap. What he's doing? What do you say with macaroni? Like you was eating at that nigger house. They can't hold that shit. That's stupid, man. That shit is too, though. Man, a nigga been holding that shit for four months.

That shit do hurt. Niggins just gotta stop believing they bit on to do it, though. I don't want to know nigger before. You got to stop believing that shit. I'm just like, man, hell, no. I'm like, she ain't gonna do it like that. I'll ask a question about a nigga in there, everything. Tripping out.

Nick snap off that macaroni, man. He tried to hold that shit in for too long, guy. He flipped the macaroni cheese there, but you know what I said? Fuck me macaroni cheese, man. No ever cook the motherfuckers in their house ever again. I think that's... After you didn't fucking with a, like, a scandalous-ass woman, they should show up at your house to hang you your man card.

Like, yep, shit was real, huh? Welcome to the club. You ain't a real man until you dealt with it. scandalous low down bitch what what talking about a scandalist bit me talking about a man I'm talking about motherfuckers those scandalous when you when you even speak about the shit she did people think you making this shit up man man I don't really did this shit like that huh I ain't never kept up with a bitch like that that much oh man I'd have been hurt well I say you know what they're gonna be

believe you I don't give a fuck I don't care I don't I don't care I don't care I need some worse day. I need some worse thing. I got that. What is there? Cunnel? What about a baby? Motherfugger, I need some worse thing.

They ain't got that dude with me. What about you? You think, I'm talking about some straight ass back with shit. I know a girl who was staying with this nigger daddy that was pregnant by another nigga. He used to fucking with her. She over there stand with his folks. With a daddy? Yeah.

Yeah, he she'd have moved in with his folks. She's pregnant by somebody else. Damn. This is the ex. The airman. This is the ex over the nigger. I don't think it was the daddy. It was another dude, but she was, she was standing at this nigga folks house.

Plixting her ass. You hear me. Pop, pop, pop, pop in that hand. Don't believe, poplixing, boy. He might have been. He did a dad over that business. She ain't got no money. You're dying on your luck.

You got to stay with this. Get the fuck. He's giving her $80. She ain't got that butt ass for him. Damn, y'all's stupid, bro. They're dead to tear. This shit the most flea-on-way. Macaroni and cheese, guys.

Like you was eating at that nigga house. You be talking to your buddy? Yeah, you know, my girl can't cook macaroni and cheese in our house. What the fuck with you? Yeah, I'm lactose. Yeah, you throw up, gang. I'm allergic. But you're stupid.

But that shit would be the worst. It is what it is, bro. This is the thing. This is how I always said. It's like a psychology where you want to fuck yourself up. It's either she needs somewhere to stay or you play enough to keep the bitch. And ain't nobody was able to love to take you a bitch.

And if she do do that, it is what it is. That her pussy. She do that the fuck she won't do it. It's about how she do it. If she would make you enough and not put it in your face. That's what you got to look at. You don't give a fucking put it in your face.

You could have just left it at the first part. That's going to ground. Huh? You could have just left it at the first part. No, because they got a mold that if the bitch. That she got for her birthday. And she can give it to whoever she wanted to give it to. That's her pussy.

But you got these niggins that be controlled. They be really thinking they're day-coochers. No, my nigga. You can't own a pussy. Not unless it was on your body. Come on, game. Hey, my bitch. Hey, bro.

No, it's not. She may fuck off. She may fuck off. But you play enough that the nigger wasn't able to take you bitch. Now, you just got to play the game fair. You don't fuck 200 holes in the city. that girl fuck two or three times a year, man. You're just mad because she catching up to you.

Now if she out fucking you, then she looks down. That's a problem. That's a problem. Now she's out fucking you. They've been putting up them. Right. Damn, you're three for three. They've been up in the stove.

God damn, that's why you were tired. Yeah. You don't win crazy. So you mean the jump, you got eight other niggas. You can tell. When that pussy don't hit the sign, somebody been there here. Somebody been in here.

Hey. Why the motherfucker looted over here? My motherfucker loose to the right. I used to go over there and go crazy. Somebody out a bit in there! Oh, I'll pull my measuring tape out. Oh, oh, bitch. Two more centimeters.

Somebody's been in here. You ain't going to have to pull out no measuring tape. When you're fucking in, you look at a cat that she's doing like this. Somebody's going to be in here. Man, this bit. I wonder if women use their good pussy all the time. Like, like even if they're fucking off. Like, yeah, like, if you fucking off, like,

are you out here giving out your best pussy? Or it's just like, I don't think that they did this thing and damn. They can't control it. They can't control it to a degree. They can control the muscle or two, but they can't control it. Now, I had some women who knew how to skirt and will push your ass. Like, push you all. Break that down.

But that's what I'm saying. She walked in the house or she in the street squirted. See, some of the hole be lying. We were at the wax one time. It was the whole other. She's like, yeah, kik, kik, kik, kik. I'm like, shout it. She like, I had to pee like a motherfucker.

I ain't going to hold you off. But see, this is what I'm saying. But she was making it. She like, oh, I'm like, oh, shit. She was peeing. She was looking. Yeah, it didn't look right. I'm like.

So they can trick you, though. They can always trick me. I don't give a fuck what they do. Just keep doing it. Now, trick me. You're going to get piss on you in that? Trick me! I'm going to pay for a trick me.

I'm going to do it. I ain't going to lie, bro. Squirt and cool, but when she, like, just ridiculous with it, that shit, I can't. I love it. Why the fuck my flip flop my sock with? You don't feel that. There's a little puddle in my flip flops. I love it.

I got another pest. I love it. My toe doesn't slid to the front of my flip flop and that whole long dill. By how hard. bitch this shit's steeping in the stove. I can't get this shit out the crack of their wood. They're going crazy, guys. I love it.

So that's what I'm saying. Is she out here in the street squirting or is she squirting at home? I don't feel like if you're cheating, you should be out of squirting too. No, why did somebody make your bitch squirt in the street? And you ain't know she got to come at home like, hey, nigg on. Yeah, that's why I'm so freaking. I try everything. I'll try everything.

I don't like that dick on that little show that dick. You're a freak now, man. I'm trying everything, and this dude don't squirt. And I get done, I'm like, yeah, she don't do it. I don't try everything. This is the fuck. You know what I'm saying? You ain't gonna do nothing without me up.

You're stupid. I don't get a fuck. Who do you with a little freak-haired fantasies, bitch? I ain't doing it. But you know what? Keep it right here. What? When a bitch tell you can squirt and it never happened with you.

She might send you a video or us, and it's squirt. And you never get that out of it. I don't give a fuck. I do. That kind of fuck. My ego. I don't. I lay pipe, though. You hear me.

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Try to find a spot. He's going to be so stupid. Yeah. You're like, man, that was it. They popped your head. Come on, man. You got to beat this bitch. Pop my forehead.

She's going to. Oh, my God. You got thumped that hole in the nipple. They're doing all the road. Yeah. You're stupid, bro. That thing is that stupid, bro. You think it's stupid, bro.

I'm good cream, team. There's a lot of puss out here. You're pulling your dick out and you don't see nothing. Fellas, I know we can relate. And you still got nerd at me for some money. What you want to do? You need a towel. I said, for what?

I faked it. I faked it. For what? I fake it get on up out of that. I don't get a fuck. That why a lot of niggas. Hey, I ain't butt nuts. That why a lot of these whole gout babies.

It takes for a nigger to nut in them before the pussy did. That land shake, I gotta make a little real. I ain't dead, man. You tell you came all right? This shit hurt. But that shit hurt, boy. But that shit hurt, bro. But this shit hurt, man.

Don't be on the thing that would be hurt. Oh, my God. That shit hurt. That shit hurt. You pulled that motherfucker guy. out of it, bumfunk. A bit of bright red. What the hell,

that? Hold on, wait me, now, hold on. What happened you, man? You'll throw pitt down to it. You've been fucking

some sandpaper, but your shit fucked up. But our mile, we won't stop. You ain't, knickers ain't be like, no,

this shit too dry. Well, we keep going. I'm fun of that they'll be going to be purple when I get done with it at that time. The nigg

going to stay in that just, the head be left in that, but, eventually it's going get better. Sometimes it do or sometimes it don't. It's not. Even when it don't, it still be good.

Love ladies. That's the crazy thing about pussy. Even like at the lowest pussy can be as good. Good is just. Because it's new pussy. The only thing better than good, it's new pussy. And we really mind-fucking out. It's all new.

Yeah. Because when we get done, we were like, man, that shit, when they're talking about that. I'm talking about none. That shit when they're talking about that. That's talking about that. He said, she thought she did, and she's like, yeah.

I'm like, ugly, this ain't dead. That's ain't dead. I'm talking about it. She's putting on me. I'm so annoyed. I'm telling you. I'm trying to figure out how to get this bitch out. All that's what I'm crazy.

You threw it. And then they like it. When we don't like it, they love it. No, they're faking. They love it. This bitch, no, this shit, do you? In real life, that's why she, oh, my God.

But I had a old tank. Oh, so wet right now. I'm like, cap. When they got to that point, I was like, count, count. It must be internal. Yeah. Hey, I stopped talking. Well, I talk, but I stop asking questions.

Don't add no question. Dorian? Yeah. I'm going to talk. You talk. You ain't doing shit. I do that shit. I was feeling dumb ahead trying to talk to a bit on my fucking.

Yeah, big old, big over don't do it. That's all right. All right. You got it. He got to slow running. That pussy, that pussy, motherfucker, boy, take my fingers, dig it up your ass and put it in your motherfucker, you're your motherfucker back. I just do shit, though, I ain't gonna lie.

I just do shit. Yeah. Yeah, because female like different shit, man. I don't like when they spit on the bush. I'm like to spit on the bitch. I don't know. The one they had to spit on the bus. Oh, my one, dark, man.

I'm for real spinning on my mouth. You said on the face first. Did I have, bro? You want to see you get it. You want to spit it slide down. Where some of these are like crazy shit? True story, look, bro. They're real life, bro.

I have to stop. I'm fucking one. I'm fucking one whole she was rhyming, bro. And that whole just slap me, brother. I ain't know what's going on. I'm like, look at the hole. I just grabbed this shit. Like, you just slap me?

She's like, yo. I'm like, damn. This thing's hard. I'm like, fuck this stuff. This shit. You feel like my d'n't stay. Oh, I was like. I don't know what I'm saying? I think I like this shit type. I don't like it. You ever had a whole spit in your mouth? Nah, yeah, man.

Yeah, man. Me and my dick tripling up. My dick just, he's about to push it like. That he goes fucking crazy, man. This sly it's never, man. Oh shit, boy. Yeah, I'm scared of this shit. Those are stupid about, but choke you or something like that.

I would like, shout out. Don't choke me. Yeah, you choke me. Yeah, you choke me. That you choke me. Choke me so I can look at you, so... Yeah, that shit. You ain't reached that age yet.

You ain't reached that age yet. That city ain't stopping the rear nigg. You all ain't reached that age. That's a bitch. That's a bitch. Y'all ain't reached that age yet. What? What, nigger, goddamn, you, you, you're concentrating trying to keep their dick on.

I be, I be fucking a whole life. Well, my goddamn, carno coming up, these other... I'm paying my real shit, like, man, I'm like, talk to me. I can't talk right now. I'm trying to stick out how to hell, I'm a goddamn, pay this goddell, you know what, fuck it, the dick didn't ease off. That shit That shit of him That's shit of mine thing

That's why they say older niggas got E. They think they self out of heart then You gotta play some music Fats too. I got to think about 50 holes While I'm fucking in their one hole That was Brenda Lisa You might be giving them too much information

That nigg was dumbed You might be It did what it is Yeah, what it is. Hey, man. I'm with the freaky shit, but I got a tear. I'm right here. I'm like with the, I'm freaked out.

I ain't freaky. Maybe that that makes sense. You know what I'm freaked out. Like, you know how you do this shit? That works. Long as you ain't sweating on you. You're like. Yeah, you can be freaked out.

Yeah, you'd be freaked out. You been doing nasty shit? I ain't doing no nasty shit. I'm freak out, but I ain't doing no nasty shit. That's the best way to put it. You see what I'm that? I ain't doing no nasty shit. I still fuck it's for food and shelter,

nigga, I don't, I don't get still to that day. I got money, I'm still gonna get you that broke nigga dick. Like a bit can't go, like a bit can't go pay my ball. That's on you, champ. You gonna let him go pay your body? Oh man, the boy getting that alternated chick. My hood up.

I got my hood up. I need three swap blood. Crack, crack. You need you to check that. I got a slow leaf coming out, right. You got cracking your valve. You got crack in your mouth. You like the crack in a bow.

You let you crack in a vibe. Duff it, please. This is wild, boy. Mm-mm. A big can't even grab my eye. Like, you can't grab, like, you can't grab, like, don't grab it. I fall instantly. I don't know where it comes from.

It just activate. A little loose. A little. Big booted off. Nick Booty like, hey now. Hey, man, man. And my booty letting me know, hey, boy fucking drop fuck with you.

Hey! Nick Booty nervous. It's a defense mechanism. It's a hand that ain't your hand. Uh-uh, boy. Man, y'all niggas get on this bitch and say anything. Man, y'all been all my life, man. That nigga been like that all my life.

I remember he was the first nigga to tell him that he ain't booed. I was like, boy, that nigga. You're nasty. And then I told this digger when I ate booty. I said, I should have been doing that shit. What? Hey, you're a wild nigga if you ever had to fuck through the dickhole or the draw. You just kept draws on and fucked through the dickhole.

You're a savage. You don't care about nothing. You don't. You don't give a shit. And if you were still in the Boy Scouts, they'll have a little medal for that. Fuck through the dig hole Get your badger patch You're a savage out here in these streets

I'm glad to start I'm glad to start Why the pussy hit different when she pulled the panties to the side? So little bit go pat my ball And do it different Man take that shit out man that shit be scraping me man move What the panis? Yeah man

Sometimes it cooos sometimes that's Yeah, you can only do like 22 strokes with the penances and say that. Then you gotta take them off. Take this shit off. Mm-mm. I don't know, I like shit like that. It look a little hoish. Like, I'm like, don't pull your pants all the way down.

No, no, no, no, no. Like, just halfway. You know what I'm saying? Make it look like I paid for it. Right. We're going to do it outside. Let's do it quick. Like, the police coming.

I like it like that. I like a whole shit like that. Yeah, it's a little whole shit. It's a fuck, man. I'll be amazed, I don't even say that section though, but I'd just be like, look at that. Look at that. Loci, you know what I'm saying? Damn, look at that.

Look at that. He's about lick at that. Look at that. Every nigga know when shit about to go bad with all this fucking this shit going on. If she ever asked you why you fucking me like this, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. You're going to ride, buddy. I love that question.

Because I ain't gonna airs for- You got some of a little stay by six month, but by six to eight months, you got some, you locked in. You locked in. You fucking be like that. It can backfire too, though. I'd be saying that she's gonna stay,

boy. What? I hit there one bit, I was looking for somewhere to stay. She got down, she asked me where I was fucking her like that, I told I ain't got nowhere to go. That's it.

Bitch, I ain't got nowhere to be. This is it. Did it work? It worked for about six months. By sit, my. You better be working on the place. You better be working on the place. My sit him up, boy.

It's crazy. The niggins who live with women and it's they shit, like the woman shit, they don't know that they are on the time schedule right now. They are on the clock. You come home one more time and his dishes in the sink. They could be her dishes. She bad at all. I just can't believe you been here all day and you ain't seen no dishes. I guess my choice was bad.

Who the fuck told you I was here? All day. Ain't nobody told you to eat all the goddamn ice cream and sandwiches and shit. Them yo dishes. That motherfucker treat you like shit, but you ain't paying no bill. Boy, they'll snap. Fuck around and let her open the dryer and the clothes that she put in there still in the dryer. These are your clothes.

I'm just saying. I guess it was good that I didn't find a girl with an apartment. She wouldn't, I would have never left. What the fuck you woulda? You're gonna stay there and be good. I do anything for you, baby. Whatever you want to do. I, anybody disrespect you.

I'm gawk. Hey, that's it, boy. It's how good, don't. I got a potter like that, though. I got a real pop up. He didn't play about that, you see how that lady. You see that lady laughing right there?

That shit gonna last. 97 days. What? Then she ain't gonna respect you no more. Hell no. Hell no. God, boy. Because she doesn't say you do too much whole-ass shit.

You got out the shower and put her robe on. She don't respect you, Nick. She said you walk through the living room with her slags on, Nick. You didn't get way too comfortable up to her shit. Your favorite cook is a pink barbecue? You had laid up on the couch with this bitch beak tuck in. You don't... You didn't get it.

to her favorite show. This was, you think y'all bonding. She's losing respect for you. Man, you watching some old whole whole ass shit to. El word. Yo, you call this shit this. Babe, we're going to watch our show tonight. Oh, ass niggia later watching Season 2 of Love Island.

I think Isaac gonna make it. Man, shit your puss ass up. I've been selling weed out of it. All this nice-a-boyfriend-ass shit. She's losing respect for you every time you're nice to her. You don't even know that. Thanks. Baby, I got your favorite ice cream.

She'd be like, thank you so much. Walking in the bad for a big, eat this. Huh? I'm going to make a big miss me, bro. If I stay with it off my side, oh, dang, man, I come in a bit one time. I was trying to figure out how the hell I were coming up. I need a place to stay, need a car.

Man, they lose a respect for you when you live with them. Day by day. If it's your shit. Oh, yeah. But. She's saying you. Go in there and use her body wash with that pink lufus. She no use a bitch-ass nigger now.

It's sad, right. I don't respect them and went out the window. Nigger don't put on her sock one time. No, because he... Oh, you don't want her socks. He doesn't became the bitch. He put her sweats on. They were cold that night.

Ho-ha-ha-n-kid niggas. Nigger farted up under the cover. That bitch, man. You over there eating low-fat ice cream, and you didn't eat it all up. Fuck you doing eating low-fat, no-sugged, strawberry-ed. They don't gonna fuck with you. Well, however you gotta do it. Hold it down until she kick ya.

Oh man. You gotta fuck the live though. You gotta fuck to live. Eat all the ice cream. You gotta do some shit, wow. That's a fucking a lot of work to do too. The task is to find a woman with a fight. I can't go back on.

I just told my dad the niggas, fuck you, I don't need that house. Oh, so you couldn't go back. I couldn't go back. It was a desperation move. Yeah. I couldn't say that to my mom. I need that hell. How?

Yeah, got some creeper crawler, too. I need it. You eat my ass. You're just wilding, though. I needed it. You're doing this shit on the regular. Like, this is how you living? Right.

Yeah. I'm scared to this. To women you're not even in the relationship with? I'm scared of this. Hell no. You just house-hop. I thought you're supposed to only eat ass on, like, her birthday and Christmas. I'm scared of this shit, bro.

You ain't a ab before? Hey, bro. I know bitch it don't shade their ass. So they're like... You scared of booty ass? I don't believe that, man. Let me look at him. Somebody's ain't the ass, brook.

It's pretty much just foodies. I'm like, man. That shit looks like grab, bro. You scared of booie? Bidgin'all. Bidgin'all. Bidgin'all. You don't say it.

If you ever closed your eyes and eight pussy, you ate ass. I barely do it, bro. I'm only time I really really take you the big pussy if I did, it's on wrong. You eat pushing with an attitude. The nigger African-I don't eat no push. You know, like the bid on went through your phone or something. That's an African-nig. You can fuck up.

Bid up. Yeah. No. No. I don't do this, no. You do that. For real, man. I do it, yeah.

Nigger don't gamble or money knows what shit. They want the nigger do that shit. Eat her ass, bro. She gonna lock up. No, she is. I'm scared of this shit, man. She's gonna lose this step for you. She's gonna lose this step for you.

You don't lick the boot. It's another way to make a little shit. He did a good ass, you know. I mean to be a ass, you know. Just another way to make her a loser respect for you. Yeah. She's gonna say that shit, I'm the real. When she's getting mad at her way.

And now she's fend to put you in the group of niggies that do with her head. They already know what the game is. Listen, she's gonna lock up. She gonna lock up. She may fall out, but you got to keep on. Yeah, you're down now. First I did, put my finger in a bit. I ain't never did.

None of it. What you do? What you do? Take that, did you just have it in the ad, like that ass? No, that ad, look. Oh, no, look. When I did that shit, when you do that, what does this head go? You like, ah.

Shit, man, man. Might be a little ducke on that little bit. Yeah, man. I made her take that shit, though. I ain't even gonna lie, though. I made her take that shit. I can't believe the type of shit y'all, talking. I can't believe the type of shit, y'all talking.

I made her own. I put it in on, then I just rode across the little. You wife. Oh, that's my wild. Ooh, you're wild. She's probably like, what is this? This is the 85 South Show. View of discretion is advised.

Now, this shit is a fuck, though, boy. I'm scared to do that, though, for real life. Hey, well, whatever you do at your house, we ain't judging. We ain't judging. It ain't for me, though, bro. Nick, it's for everybody, Nick. That ain't for me, br.

People are at home doing some freaky-ass shit. Some people are at home getting their feet tickled. You got a pissed on their chest. I don't need to applaud the bitch before, shut up. There's a lot of shit going on right out. She wanted a little light up. She had a little light up, motherfucker. She wanted to glue stick in that.

Oh, the little bullet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That motherfucker, like, you know how the little road, like the skate looking at the scane ring, that muck, little jail like that. Yeah, they're gluing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had the old big, got down.

She wanted to speak with that motherfucker. It had her blood pressure on it, though. It said 100 over 60. You sugar drop. You know what, those? The story I told you about, uh, Beirid. Yeah. That's real, but we got there, open her drawbar

she had about 10 deal those in them, motherfuck. All can of deal those. Saudeauce. Double up. Carbine. A little brother, them, little brother don't so stupid. They thorn them one fuck at each other. Thorn them, motherfuckers at each other.

We ain't touch them. Niggas, they said, back in day, they said, if you touch them, If you touch what you're going to end up playing with. My uncles was on that, but don't ever touch no guy out there. That's forbidden. But look at me now to day. Ring, wring.

Signed up for all the frets. Lobby. This nigga hit wild as fuck, bro. That nigga dumb man. I'm gonna scrape. I can't do a little ring. I do a little ring. You ever had the vibrating panties on them?

Oh. You download the app and you can control the shit on your phone. Oh, that's fine. That guy's... See, I ain't got time for it. I'm overkewed, eh? Oh, and you're doing all the other shit. I'm ready to... I'm ready to...

We're out eating, bitch. Fuck if you're bussing the dinner at the dinner table. I need to talk to you about your attitude. I ain't used the button all night. Hey, hold on, let me talk. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Yeah You know She's trying to order Yeah, let me get Ooh Oh Oh

Yeah That's bad That's bad That's bad You say the ring You use a ring Yeah, a little vibrating ring It's like a little bullet

But it's a ring Oh, damn That's more for hit For sure Oh, okay Be having the ring up to the pussy Like Captain Planet I am Captain Planet

Wind Water Heart Earth Fire By the power vested in me I tried to I am Captain Planet

That was some bullshit I fucked up I used to wrong They had a whole goddamn cartoon Trying to talk us into recycles Captain Planet, he's a hero. I'm like, man, this is Superman gay-ass cousin. That, that's stupid a fuck, man.

This motherfucker just show up and clean up garbage, man. Don't do that. What you go out of that, dumb, fuck, boy? That's shit, I put my nuts in. Wheeler! They had every national. They had an African nigga named Kwame on there. The name was stupid, man.

This nigga just make dirt and shit. make dirty shit move yeah don't come to the instruction guy oh yeah by the power of those rings i am captain planet no by the power come on man stop playing for captain planet man and captain planet man and captain planet was a whole-ass nigger man i don't give a Come on, man. Hey, he had to be anthem. Captain Planet, he's a hero. Go to take solution down to zero.

Man, that's some bullshit. That's some bullshit. He don't even know they got damn electric cars is out now. He followed motherfuckers all over the world trying to make sure they ain't polluting. And then the villains's in there just doing dumb shit. And then we'll get the radio active material and boy, in the old shit.

I think I always get to phase three. Oh my gosh, we should call Captain Planet. They can't never do the shit right, can't it? Hell no, they can get two-thirds of the mission done. It's too late. He's dumping it in the ocean. I think it's time we call Captain Planet. He come out of nowhere.

And this nigga be tired in the motherfucker when he get done. Captain Planet fight pollution for two. white pollution for two minutes and be sleepy as a motherfucker. I didn't realize he would fight for a goddamn pollution. A lot of dumb-ass cartoons, man. Scrooge McDuck. That cartoon was all about white privilege. For sure, for sure.

The more had that paper. Man, what? They had that motherfucker. Hey, boy. Uncle Scrooge wasn't coming up off a nickname. None of that paper. They over there trying to be nice as hell than Uncle Scrooge. Them little ducke.

Look cute dinner, motherfucker. Uncle Skins. No, no. Give me back my quarter. I don't know how you, my sister's kids, but I don't fuck with y'all like that. I'm doing y'all a solid by letting you live here. Right. Really, give my money.

Man, Uncle Scroo's got every nickel accounted for. Then they ain't got a whole vault at his house. Nothing but gold in that mother's way. Hey, this nigga will go all the way to South Africa chasing one gold coin. He won't hit pay. I need me money. You gotta go back and watch this shit as a grown person, man. Uncle Scrooze was cheap, that a motherfucker man.

If you go back and watch the, all he was doing was tax evasion. What was doing? I was crazy, boy. I was crying a bit, man. What he was doing? Man, that niggin'nig went over there and dug up some monies and all kinds of shit. He heard that they had some gold This nigga on a fucking

A treasure hunt Every episode he's on a treasure hunt He's looking for a son That he got a private plane Lunch pad fly him now Crash the plane Every week Then the nigga got a robot

That's show up on one fucking wheel Gizmo Duck Rich than a motherfucker He was a duck You don't get it What rich people do? when you're asking for some money, they start ducking years. Go back and watch it.

I definitely got to watch that shit. I didn't let his nieces and nephews come live with him. It was not getting, didn't even buy them nothing but a t-shirt. They were cold hair. Ass out. A-hast out. And they got trench coat, head, little model, everything. All they got was a fucking t-shirt.

Cartoon. Martoons used to be funny as fuck, man. Oh, shit. That coyote ordered $38 million worth of shit from Agmy. Niggins could have just ordered a piece. They got a real movie coming out about that, where he sued Agnew. Yeah. Wilder Coyote versus Agney.

That's going to be good. What's the dude name? I think John Cena, Chan and Tate. One of the motherfuckers is in there. What if I? That's how we live in DC. We living, bro. We thugging, bro.

Y'all got to vote. It's time to start voting again. Hey, bro, we got a... Oh shit, it's a day. No, it was today! Oh shit! The early vote was the day! We missed it, bro.

You gonna vote? Yeah, I need to vote, bro. You need to go get your ass up. It early... It's May 19th. It's over with. Yeah. They only do it one day. They don't do it. for when nigga be late.

Damn. Keisha Bottoms. Keisha Lans' bottom. She's running for governor of Georgia. Damn, man, I got to go exercise my motherfucking vote. I hope she win that shit. Yeah, yeah.

You vote? It'll be hard. You vote? I ain't vote today. Damn, you missed the two-lose. I know. I just found out. Man.

Liggo. We got you on the next one. We got you on the next one. No, damn. I was a lot of places. You know what I didn't? I went there. You motherfuckers vote for me is the question.

I vote for you, but you vote for me. You know. It's too to fuck, bro. Damn, we didn't exercise our vote. We're fucking up. Oh. We gotta get a better alarm, sister. She's gonna get it, though.

I think we, I think they were earlier, though. We still got a sick chance, though, fellas and ladies. Yeah. Yeah, that were the primaries to win the secondary. Because we missed primary. Damn, we got to wait no more shit. God damn, fellas, we fucked up. It's over with it.

Shit. There's no time for you to forget again. God, man, we got to do better, man. How these white folks are taking their badge, man. They're going out on the church buses going crazy. We got to do the same thing. They are early drinking. Do you do early oh

Oh Hold on you got your you got your early vote you went it voted fool What that patch is on your swatter, nigga He got his badge he got his badger patch Oh Yeah, ain't nobody voted Nobody nibit you voted How you knew about the how you knew about the day nigga

Why the fuck he didn't tell us? You should say hey guys, you know We got a start a vote campaign Yeah, hell man Too much influence, man. We can really take this thing over, man. Come on, man. Got people that march this shit, and we up here.

Bullshit. Trying to do everything at one time. Too much or nothing. I ain't never voted, bro. I'm cutting all this out, man. Y'all making us look bad. 85 self-show, sold off one. We out this big.

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