The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Bathing With Dish Detergent W DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 242

Episode Date: June 27, 2020

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The shit would have been so wrong. Nigger. I'm talking about you. You got to go home to that one bedroom apartment that niggas was in and look around and realize. The crazy part is you already late. You're late on the rent when the pandemic hit. You hit me.

Man, that shit. You don't understand. Like, I don't be talking like by losses and shit. But, like, all right, during the pandemic, a motherfucker had now, um, broke it to my story, you know? Okay. Basically, everything.

Yeah. You feel what I'm saying? So I was like, all right, but I'm so blessed to not even trip on that shit because, bro, I'm talking about it. A loss that would have probably had me like, oh, loud.

Had you looking for a name? Had, but I ain't need, it was just to the, point where i'm like okay i know i'm even bled during a pandemic i can't make no money i still got to pay my motherfucking bills and my mama bill right and these niggas know it's a pandemic and they're taking every dollar out and they won't every penny during the pandemic the light bill the gas bill the cable bill they wrote all day money they don't give a fuck about no motherfucking pandemic bitch

nigga? Yeah, the world still on that 30 day cycle, man. That's the way the world work. World working 30 day cycles. Every 30 days, every 30 days every 30 days you got get it together and it don't matter how many 30 day cycles you hit before. If you miss

this one, you don't get no credit for the last ones. Niggins ain't going to be like, man, you've been good for 10 years. We ain't even going to trip, bro. Get it to us when you can. What the fuck was the purpose of stimulus check so they won't give you your money on your refund you know what I think it was you know what I think it did you'll get your money on that refund when in time for a refund check they already know that and because first of all you had to file and put your information in food so when you're

filing you put your information in you already know the game too so next you when you're time for the refund check they're like hey boy you remember that stimulus you thought you were getting 15 fall it you're getting three it made me realize how they play with money though because it's like They ain't got no money to do anything else, but then out of nowhere, trillions. Trillions. To give away. Nigger, been poor.

To give away, my nigga, $1,200, to give away. You dig? And it's like, I want to meet the motherfucker who came up with that amount. Like, that's a, that's a nigger amount. No, it's, um, minimum wage time for me, money tax. Really? Hold on, hold on that shit back again. Minimum wage.

What? My boy. My boy. Appreciate you. Minimum wage time. time so 725 time 40 I got to see that shit because I was a minimum wage getting that so niggick no I won I was 825 I but I did get minimum wage before tempter 725 time 40 time 4 what the fuck was that what the fuck was that

Man, it's a cold game out here. It's a cold game. But motherfuckers was excited to get it though. Like, oh, free money. This shit can't start till they start playing me some pimper. I don't know. Give me something. That sounds like... This shit goes with my hairstyle.

Welcome back. You deliver some good bad news to this. Oh, when it's cold outside. Welcome back to the only place where you can get what you're getting right now. So I don't know. where you've been but welcome back to the place where you can't go nowhere else to get what you're getting. Bro, you gotta let me shake you up, bro.

I'm already shaped up, baby. I'm in shape. You did? You did? Look at Marvin Gaye looking at your hair. Marble Gaye looking at me because I look like his brother. Marvin's shit looked like this in the 80s, baby. Look like I run a cricket record label right here, brothers' records.

Yeah, you can trust me, you dig. That's what we're doing. And for all the people that keep telling me to get a haircut, motherfucker, you get a haircut. You get a haircut. when they don't five in the middle right now. Ooh! Hurricane three right here. Yeah.

That's what we're doing, baby. We back. 85 South Show. Smooth with it. When it's cold outside. Yeah, that's what happened. Most definitely. That was real flying, real pimper.

You did? We did. You did. We were back, man. We was just sitting here talking about the economics of the economy. The economics of the economy. That's a good way to put it. You did?

You know what I'm saying? Talking about how. The pandemic has impacted us as entertainers. Yes. You know. This good thing that we got works in the can that's still coming out, just keeping our face out there. Yeah.

Still gaining new fans each and every day. You know what we're doing? We're building an economy. This is an economy. Exactly. Because we... Infrastructure. This is a platform we can get our mental thoughts and our, you know,

perspectives out to the world. Regardless of the world shutting down, we still giving what we can give to the world when we can give it. You know what this is right here? What is this? This is a mechanism right here. Yes it is. Yeah.

I've been on my shit. A useful mechanism. Oh, when it's cold outside. So you're saying this is basically a microcosm of what's going to be. Ooh. Yeah. Man. I don't know what that would mean, but I'm going to add like it.

Microcosm. It means it's just a small version of what is to become huge. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of like a model. What we're doing is we're getting our infrastructure together. Okay. Because we're going to manipulate the whole.

whole shit and run up in it like the Carter and bum rush the whole damn thing. You did. But make sure we be methodical about it. Man, we have to be methodical and I met this. We gotta give some shouts out to all the black essential workers, man. I've been doing a lot of threads on Twitter, black business on us, black educators. All of that. You been fucking with all the black people on Twitter.

Yeah, I gotta start doing it. I ain't even been on Twitter. Yeah, man, we miss your crazy ass. Say some shit. Chico don't fuck with it. Yeah, I don't be on that like that. Yeah. Twitter lit.

Twitter lit. Yeah, Twitter lit. You go on there and you go out there really cussy motherfucker. This is the king of Twitter right here. Nobody tweet like Carlos Miller, but it's all for perfect. I'll be retweetin my phone. Yeah, that's all retweet a nigga right now. Man, go retweet a nigga right now.

I'm going to retweet a nigga right now. Oh, when it's stood outside. Oh my God. Let me see. Been to retweet. Why y'all retweetin, I'm gonna go through some world happiness just so the world can know that we know what's happening. Y'all really be. The FBI said they will not press charges over the news found in Bubba Wallace's garage.

They said the news been there since fall 2019. What? Pause a minute. All right, come back now. God day. The FBI said they will not press charges over the news found in Bubba Wallace's garage. They determined the news had been there since fall 2019. Who is the lowdown motherfucking scoundrel who saw a news hangar and left that bitch? NASCAR.

That's who. They should arrest the motherfucker who made it a news original. But why we shouldn't be surprised? That's NASCAR, man. That is not Negro-friendly. Nah, we got to give NASCAR credit, man. They stood in solidarity with Bubba. They walked that nigga to the car.

I don't know. They pushed that nigger car. Man, they got to get me. All right. He prayed a gap, ma' shit. Whatever has something to do with that news was probably the closest motherfucker to the car. I was probably on the back panel like the nigger who let J.F.K.

get shot. This nigga was fake reaching and shit. Yeah, dirty bitches. I wasn't impressed with that, man. That's called Clay the house, though. They made some of their drivers, though, the sensitivity training. They told them people stopped bringing them

Confederate flags. What is that doing? I don't like it, Lowe. I'm going to go ahead and say it. I don't like the way they've been trying to fake, give us shit. They didn't ask for. We didn't ask for nothing.

Who the fuck told them to take Aunt Jemma off the surf? Like, Yeah, family mad than the motherfucker about that. That was next. I mean, I don't understand. Her great niece was up there like, please don't take my auntie off there. I don't know who they have told. That's the real auntie now.

But think about it. Let's say they did take they do take Aunt and your mom off the shirt. Now they admit in 2020 that it was racist. So what are you going to give us for all the other years? We've been stirring at that racist shit. You ain't going to give us all the years? They got to replace her with another black one. No, they got to make SERP free for niggins.

That's what they got to do. You know why it's racist? Because, you know, ain't your mama. It's, that ain't your mama. You are hot. Already. You already had. Uncle Ben, too.

Uncle Ben. I don't like how we losing black people, though. I know it's racist as fuck, but if they're going to take them off, put somebody else on that. Ain't your mama ain't racist. Change that shit from Uncle Ben to Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil raised the generation. I all have fuck with some Uncle Phil rights. They put motherfuckin'all fucking Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince on that.

That'll work. They said they was going to replace Aunt Jemima with a black lady named Sheila that's a lawyer that like waffles sometime. Hell now, keep Aunt Jemma on there. How they had, why is it racist? They need to send the family a check, first of all. But why is ain't you mama racist?

They say Anja Mama is racist because it was a term used doing slavery to describe, you know, mammies. You know what I mean? It's like a real sleep woman to describe a man. Well, they literally hired the lady to come and make pancakes and tell stories about the old fucking Confederate South.

It really wasn't, that shit really happened. So that's why, yeah, and that shit came from a menstrual show. Man, keep the goddamn later on that. Let's, let the syrup be great. You know what this shit like, what they're doing now? Ms. Butler'sworth is out of here. You know what they're doing now? It's like if you had no, if you got, if you're watching somebody else's child,

you know what you're like, if you left November in here and said, she'll watch it real quick, I'm great run to the store. As soon as you walk out, she started crying. First thing I'm going to do, oh, baby, what you, what you want some, you want this paper? You want this candle, what you need? which just to try to appease it, but you ain't really giving her. Hold on, they're getting everybody out of here.

Creamweed man. Who? The cream of wheat man, been blood. What is that doing? That ain't helping you guys at all. Because I always think we care about the newest shit. Just get them, nigga, honey bonds. God damn.

Hey, they should have been changed the name of Eskimo Pie because that is some dirty sex shit. That's what, look it up. The Eskimos. No, you got to go ahead and explain that one. I ain't here. There's basically women who share calm with each of them. Oh, keep it. Keep the Eskimo pie.

Fuck, that has got nothing to do with black people. They're black women, they're doing that nasty shit. You never heard of that term? Like, if you have sex, like if elated, like, say, two friends have sex with the same dude, they call them Eskimo sister. Okay, so that's like, that's in the same lane as like the Superman. You have to be one of the old school internet perverse to even know anything about this type of shit. They got to get rid of the tricks, uh, uh, uh, serious. Because he a pedophile.

oh man and you know this quaker oats i bet they ain't gonna take that racist ass niggins i bet you they ain't gonna change the name of the washington redskins you know the old mail man they're gonna do that shit they're really a mega nigga go wait a minute shit i bet you i don't know what yankees mean oh yes i do yeah but see that's what that's a disrespectful term the people in the south used to call northern white people that's they shit right i'm talking about like the damn yankees right they need to give us if they're gonna start give us shit they need to give us real shit like we were talking about the other day low like not but not even that they need to give us real power like

for example the dudes who the bitch-ass motherfugglers who killed George Floyd right we need to have a set up to where when people do shit like that the black people we get handed over the black people we get to implement our own justice for people who do us greasy in this country come on that's what we get to do we get to implement like nigga you we need our own version you got to fight Mike Tyson for six rounds bare fisted motherfucker That's what you got to do. You got to get in the ring with the new mic. Okay, so we need like a squad that we can call on all these racist-ass-carrants,

like Big Tasha and them just pull up. Right. You got to square up with Big Tasha. Something like that. It's like a captain's lady. You want to call the police on there. You know, now you got to fight kicking them. Right.

Or make them do some shit they ain't never did before, like jump double dutch for 30 minutes straight. You got to get your hair braided real tight. Right, that type of shit. Anything that just make it known that we got the power. Tight, tight, tight, tight. Can't go to sleep. So where you can't blink. You can't need to smile.

So tight that they end up having your shit looking like this in the front, that type. You go to court. You go to court for calling the police some of my hell. You go to court for calling the police that niggins. The judge order you to wear a lace front wig for 30 days. With no glue, bitch. In front of the fan.

We the judges. We need to be over the courts where these motherfuckers come after they do black people greases. That'll make me believe that America really is giving us something. Because you got to think. That's still like giving us shit because they still got to go, bitch. No, but that's the thing.

You got to understand, it's only been, if you look at the Constitution, the shit that the country is ran on, what is built upon, the 27 amendments of this day, going against that. It's only three that's beneficial to black people. The 13th to 14th and the 15th.

The 13th. They don't think about it. They got the 13th. They was running out of shit. What else we could do? And then they say, to break it down, the 13th Amendment says slavery is abolished.

Until you go to prison. You go to jail. And then, After that, they was like, well, shit, let's make the penitentiary system. And once they did that, you know what they did? They was like, who's next? Go, go, go. Niggas was going straight to jail.

So it's like they don't. That's why, niggins were going to the armor? Because they felt like they were free. 14th Amendment. You can't be, or not, everybody, 14th is when you born in America, you're a citizen. So that means not only is slavery abolished. When you have children, they aren't slaves. Your children are born free.

If you have kids in America, your children are free. Then the amendment after that means you can't be discriminated on voting because of your race. Them the only three. This was in 1865. Ever since then, they didn't do shit for niggas. But y'all know they got to vote every 25 years to let African Americans vote. So we'll be changing. We'll be changing.

I salute everybody that's out in the streets. I didn't did my goddamn protesting. And no, I'm talking about all the way back to the Jenna Six. This shit ain't new. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying, it's been to every goddamn protest since that shit. Right. You did what I'm saying?

Ain't none of this news. So this shit been going on for a long time. Shit been going on back, back. And I think that, and this is just my opinion. I think the only reason white people are so gung-ho about showing that, oh, I'm with you guys. It's because the George Floyd murder was the one that they had to watch while in seclusion. They ain't never been forced to sit down and watch one like that. Because you think about Amadu Diyalo and all that motherfucker got shot 40 times.

This is the disturbing part. This is the disturbing problem about that shit, Chico. You dig, it's going down. Out of all that shit didn't happen. You heard that, niggum. Some white people really were totally clueless. They were like, oh my, my fucking God.

Are they really doing y'all like this? Man, Richard Price said the same thing in the 70s. You say they put it in a newspaper and white people was like, oh, apparently they've been beat up niggas like hot cake. So ain't shit changed, man. Like, if we're going to get some real change implemented, man, You got to start from the floor.

We got to get, first of all, black men, we got to squash all beefs. We got to stop beefing with each other because it's too easy. Hey, man, let me like the candle for the niggas who died in the beef. It's two, nigger. Give me the lighter.

How many niggas you got that than died in the beef? Who? You. You. You almost died in the beef. You did? Yeah, yeah.

Nick, my father, uncle, cousin's friends died in the beef. How many niggas you're the laws to the beef? Shit, most of. Most of them. So if we can squat and then, Mind you, nigga, you ain't that mad. If you was really that mad, you were, it is way better ways for you to handle your problem.

You just square up with a nigga. But you ain't really that mad. You're really scared. That's why you're busting off with your eyes closed from across the street. Paul. You ain't stupid. You get a pound for that one.

I'm gonna tell you what we really need, though. What? Go on split the 50 states up. You give her 25 in a beach. Shit. You just said something that. You just scared the shit out white people. people just now turn this shit off me because I can't I can't watch this shit anymore

these guys are too radical these guys are fucking crazy that went over there that DC yeah he's wild for real honey turn this off we were trying to give a shot I don't want them to do that because then you're gonna find out that this bitch really ain't what you think it is America really a trap house with some nice ass curtains yeah this a working country yeah that's all it is it is work work work work work but get what it can be functional It's just the system that's so fucked up. You feel what I'm saying?

We're not operating and using and utilizing every skill that we know. Naga, I'm telling what we really asking for is fucking equality. We're really saying to the police, look, if y'all could be killing motherfuckers, you got to kill everybody. You can't just keep killing niggas. But that's, they'll tell you that. But more white people get killed. What they're at? No, they don't.

What they are in? That white man. That white man took that gun. from that girl and chase the police that is a fucking life you know what else is a lot of this shit right a lot of this shit right a lot of this shit I was going to say one specific incident then my mindset loads all of this shit is a lot really this whole system is a lot it's not a system it's like it's like three old white dudes who think all this shit is hilarious dude they're saying up stuff again jimmy it's fucking a trick right none of this

really fucking matters. I'm telling you. Listen, niggins. We over here complaining about 1% of the shit that's wrong with the world. Half of one percent. But this is what we got to do. We got to get in office

and we got to vote who we won't in. But did it. And when it comes to law, they can't do none without the community, bro. We can't act like any of the community has more power than we actually know, bro. We don't have a community no more. We got neighborhoods.

We got neighborhoods. Neighborhood, my nigga. I give you a perfect example of how different America is. You know, we all live in nice, nice communities now. You don't fuck that street credibility. Shit, no, we didn't. You know we had to do it. I stayed in a diverse ass.

White man, black man, black man, black man, China man. But like you said, what did the China man and the white man had to do to get to that neighborhood. Nika, what did you have to do? I don't know, but I know. You had to break the cold. Hey, this is what I noticed about my neighborhood. I love letting them know I own my shit.

My whole neighborhood, black, but don't nobody come outside because we don't want them to know it's a black neighborhood. See, that makes sense, but anyway, listen, in the neighborhood I live in, the white people live across the street from me, had a whole domestic dispute. The son out there fighting the father, they out there loud, drunk, banging on cars.

Motherfucker, you bitch, you, all that. A hour and a half, police never came. No. They never came, bro. If I'd have been outside aggressively helping the motherfucker, they were to came. That's the difference. The thing we got to do, like you said, we got to get motherfuckers in office. But the way you get people in office is if you build an economy. We don't have no economy as black people. They don't care about what we think because soon as our money come in our community, we send it right back out. Every other community, their money bounced around three, four, five, six, seven, eight times before it lead their community. As soon as the money hit the black community, we're giving it to the other man.

We gotta build our own economy up. And once we build our economy, like Dr. Claude Anderson say, nigga, when you get to that next level, you can buy the politicians. You can buy them. And if you don't got enough money to buy them, you can rent them.

Because what? You need the community to vote for you, right. Now what? Because if you need our vote, what's happening? What's you gonna do for? Oh, don't do, don't,

boy, don't get in there and do nothing stupid. I've been watching the scandal. I don't believe none of that voting shit. Nah. They don't need the community. The motherfucker would go pick. Man. I'm 10 when have you ever heard this too when have you ever heard I'm a

politician said they gonna do something for black people like when they need our vote black people you know who did Mary and Burry that's why that nigg is the greatest politician ever salute the Mary and Burry who and fuck you if you say is a crackhead he's talking about the nigga who's he the greatest crackhead ever in easy yeah because he did it for black people and specifically for black people I remember being a little boy and seeing Mary and Burry say this is for us what I'm doing is for us the summer job program is for us you think it was a was under a lot of pressure that made him hit the crack because he had a lot on his

shoulders man because the white people was coming out of black community but if you only that's the thing crack that then we know I mean shit you never know you never know you know they set my nigga let's go ahead and say that they set them up you know what the first thing he said when they came in there bitch set me up that let you know how real of a nigger Murray and Berry was the first thing he said oh this bitch set me up we was walking around with t-shirts on in the city that said bitch set me up Because you know they set Mary and Barry up. That nigga was, if he was on crack, he was the greatest crack head ever.

You ain't know. Hey, man, I put him back here. Did his speech. Look, we're doing this for my niggas. Hey, baby, give me that. Give me that over here. And you ain't even know until they set him up. So that's the only politician I ever known to do something and come on TV.

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Who's next? Yo, go. Yo, the motherfuckers that be doing that, who's next? Yeah, yeah. The generation that's behind Generation Z. The people younger than you. All right. The new young motherfucker.

You lost me. Okay. Yeah, the new 20. The 19. The 18 to 20s. The 18 to 20s. two-year-olds. Young motherfucker.

So they all went online and reserved tickets to this rally and never showed up and made the bitch empty. So shout out to them. Whoever came over there, genius-ass plan, do some more shit. We got to start supporting these goddamn the youth because they are geniuses. I don't know what these niggins. So if you reserve the tickets, that mean you like post a go? Yeah.

Oh, so all those things. Yeah. Salute to what you say, the TikTok generation. Hey, don't leave me. Don't leave me. Don't leave me. For real. This shit is crazy. Oh, we got to give some international shoutouts.

We've been getting love sent in internationally nigger from France hitters. It was a nigger that lives in France. A French nigger. You know what? Next time we go shout out, we got to pronounce his name. He is a French nigger. So we can put it in a clip like, you all. And he knew it.

He said, that's what he said to me. I'm a French niggas. Niggers in Perz. Yeah. He was born in French. Real live niggas and purrs. Did you say the nigger was born in French? That what I said?

I ain't mean that though. You're right. And the answer is, yes. Yeah. I was born in France. He was born in France. He was born in France, but it was a bunch of French motherfuckers around when he was born. He said he lived a little bit outside of Paris and there's a bunch of holes and he's living good over there.

So salute to that dude. He know who I'm talking to because he said watch every episode. They gotta buy the odor. Yeah. That's their business though. Maybe in France they don't stay. Of all this shit, we could have said, we got to let it be no, hey, man, y'all nigga like a bullfucker, but we fuck with y'all.

Snigger, man. He gonna hear this shit and like, fuck you. In French, though. Fuck you. Whatever they mean. To puttois. Pousy. What fuck what I don't know?

They're just rude and fuck. Right, right, right. Oh man, we got some other partner hit me and said he'd be white. He was in chemo before his cancer and shit. cancer and shit. He was watching the show during his treatments and shit. And now he being four years cancer free. Boom! It's crazy.

He said he started watching. He came up across the show. He was getting ready for a treatment or something and they was playing wild and out. He fucked with us and then he found the show online. So he started watching it on. So salute to him. He know who I'm talking to. We appreciate shows.

Salute you, man. We've been, we've been a lot of, done a lot of that. Like people have been saying, you know, we helped them through tough times. Depression. depression like that i mean people we got off medicine this shit didn't help me the shit we're out here getting people all medicine like to go through salute to all the people who using this show is therapy you you know we talk a bunch of shit but we're trying to thank you chick who thank you thank you for the jamaican nike you for the jamaic

Thank you for letting those use your pants this episode. My nigga, I know you bought them for my nigga. You bought them as a gift. Ain't nobody going to say now. You don't get no credit. Jamaican man love to you, Rodman. What I do for Juneteen, nigga? Ah, shit, nigga.

I went on my man, dressed. My man, drank, big baby. My man, drank had a June Chief cookout. He got some weed, too. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, big baby, bud. You know what I'm fucking friends, too. I don't want you to have to be cramped.

We went, we went, uh, yeah. He thought he was sitting there thinking about in the back of his mind. Oh, the French nakes, gonna be mad at me. No, that's how I fought friends. Like new stank, but I fuck with them shit. But yeah, you know, we celebrated the June team. That was cool. Niggas let the fireworks off, had the white people mad.

That was cool. You know what I mean? It was good to finally do some shit. That's really what I liked about this whole situation, just how mad white people are getting over the little as shit. But a little issue. The little as shit, brus. Who knew seeing black people happy?

Would be so fucking just, oh, God, it's making my blood boil. How much of it? the hater you got to ride back see some niggas with nothing doing nothing enjoying themselves and it make you mad. But this and I don't know they hate to see the white people mixed in with the niggas. They like why? That push them to 10.

Who are you like look at this motherfucker. They are actually mad. Can you imagine the conversation that happened? Honey. Do you know these fucking black people are celebrating their own July 4th? They was what? Fucking July. They got their own July 4th in June.

These motherfuckersported spot everything. I'm telling you, they're mad, bro. They be swearing we won't. Like, no, we don't, bro, y'all don't get it. Y'all niggins just don't get it. They just don't fucking get it, bro. To comedian Black Runt, got one of the best Jim Team jokes out there.

Oh, yes, he do. If you haven't seen it, go on this Instagram and check it out. My boy, stupid. It was just so dirty how white people waited 18 months to tell niggas day was free. Oh, yeah. Niggins knew we was free. They were like, you're going to tell them shit. I'm letting them find out.

Hey, they'll figure out. man. They can figure it out, what we were, how many years it was? Shit, 18 months before they told the people that what was it, Texas? A year and a half.

Yeah, yeah. So. It took one nigga who knew how to read. Because you imagine a nigga that, that, the first nigga that seen him still being slaves when he came down. He realized he was free.

He was telling everybody didn't, nobody believed him. But the nigga that, it was a nigga that came down there first that was free. He probably was coming down there and fuck with a bitch or something. It came down there

was like, hey, man, what? I mean, what the fuck is y'all niggas doing, man? Hey, man, you better shut your mouth. Boy, masters, right there. Ain't no masses, nigga, we free. But look at how to wipe people. Shut up.

Shut up. Shut your way, sir. Ain't no, God. Ain't no freedom. I'm telling you, we's free. Hust it, crazy talk. Been free since about 1865. I got a hard-hoping out here.

Ain't nobody free. You take that, you take that bullshit back while you got it, bro. Ain't nobody afraid no more. Stop talking loud. I got to work. in the morning. Fuck your master! I advise both y'all.

Shit to fuck up. You better lay down. We got to go to work in the morning. Watch this, watch this. I pull my dick out in the field. I don't give a fuck. We're free. You better not.

I better. Them white folks to kill you dead. They're gonna do shit to me. They'll kill you. They're hanging. They're sure enough. Shut it up. Shit, nigger, you see this?

He is for you. You think Master would have let me do this? I did this on my own. Home! You is free. You see it? You is free. Where you from? Where are you from, brother? America. What is like to be a free man to let your hair do it like that? You want to touch it?

No. Yeah, don't. It looks like a gingerbread. But yeah, man, that's what I'm saying. Niggins don't know what we've went through out here, man. These motherfuckers acting like it's easy to do. be black we under constant pressure but what about the white people who knew that they were free and watched them really they were letting them walk out they just look yeah they probably did but you know how white people justify white people justify white people justify the our negroes really

love us i'm gonna tell you how dirty white people love us hey niggins knew something was up where did nobody get no war white people tried to act like they had changed and found jesus well you know we really just had a change of heart and we really want to be more inclusive Damn, bro, you just hit it on the head. Yes, he didn't know they were nice. They were bringing breakfast to the field and everything. Guys, come over, sausages and biscuits. They were made in the house too, guys, come on.

It's terribly hot out here. Your mom made them. Exactly. Probably went out with the whip. Hey, guys, everybody, everybody here, focus here. You see this? You see this? It's over.

Never going to use it again. Guys, I'm never going to hit you again, because I want you to be able to express yourself so we can communicate better and get this. Just cotton out of here. I couldn't be no slave. Nigger, we're from the master to the manager. I'm too hard.

But he was still heartless than the motherfucker. You guys want some lemonade? Well, fucking make something, niggins. And get back to work. This shit crazy, man. Mind you, this shit ain't changed. 1865. I would put mask the ass in the yoke.

Boy. I would be like, Maas, let you right quick. Fuck, nigga. You know, nobody gonna tell. Man. I'd have been hyping you up to kill him. Kill him. Get him.

Dead at his wife. Bad bitch, come here. For real, bro, this shit. You know how many chances of niggas had to kill Massey and did? It's a nigga out there chopping wood all day. Everybody just watching this. Had a good time. He going to do it today.

Look at that nigga. That nigga, his arm is burning. That's the best action, nigga we got. Please hit Mass up with that motherfucker. It's just us and him. Man, shit. They keep looking at it, too, like. They used to be on the...

You get him the fan. I told you he's gonna be scared. Get there. Hey, aye, yeah, yeah. He's the only one that can get those now. That's what we came from. Nika, we were three people out there. Hey, y'all, how ya, yeah, yeah.

We know who we want, Nick. Hey, there's a nigga talking so much shit in the field. They would never give a nigga like me to ask. I put that motherfucker right down there, the nigga. Top, top, slow. Soon as it's his time, he don't do shit. He's sweating. Motherfuckers used to be out there shaving masters faces shit.

They're with a razor. What? You could have hit him with the goddamn Bumpy Johnson. But you know what it was? A nigga was so scared because we would turn on.

We didn't know that we had that power in there. You feel what I'm saying? So once we see another nigga do it, we look at him and like, why would you do such a thing? You know they're going to kill us all.

And the fucked up party is that's still going on today. Hey, bro. Look at the cooos. Hold on, Nick. It was a nigga that actually used to tuck Massa in the bed.

Oh. Cause some cake that niggins. You don't sleep, now. Let him not, you bitch, a-d-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Can't these slayed knees, bitch. You got me further. Oh, shit. That shit hilarious.

Nigger, that's so many chances to kill, master. Yeah, a whole bunch. What about in the kitchen? You got a hot, boy, you got the born-in-war. Man, what? Why is it so crunchy? Yeah, it's a new, uh, tradition. Yeah.

Oh, Massa would have pants off, they'd ever got damn thing. I'm poisoning that nigga first chance I get it. That's why you can't sit on niggins from now back there, boy. It's a bell. Diggas from that way. They're just going to be slick with it. Niggins would be it master dirty, rode the town on his horse. I'm just saying, you know, that nigga hoarse?

I'm hauling that. I'm going to the store using all that nigga credit. Going crazy. Man. They had patches of coins back then. You had them little shit. I'm going to watch. Jingo.

Shuck it to the crib. Shillings. What? What them little shit is? I don't know what you hold. It's a pouch, me. You're going to steal his house?

He's still a pouching out of the pipe. He got all the gold of that motherfuckold. Confederate money. Man, up and about me, I've been spent all that shit. You know some niggas had some Confederate money. They've been knocking down all the statues.

They've been knocking down all the stars. What's the last one that's the last one that's not down with the two slaves on the side? Roosevelt. Roosevelt. You just, nigga, they made slave statues. Yeah. Boy said he gonna give you 10 years for fucking with them statutes. You heard what he said.

I heard you. Yeah. You heard that. You heard what he said. He said, attack the motherfucker die. Because the reality is, that's what this country was built on. Right. That's what it is.

This is the funniest part about this shit, though. You're talking about, fuck that. This is really just like white lawyers and shit in these parks doing this shit. They know the law. You've seen the motherfucking movement. This whole movement has been hijacked by white people who's. don't give a fuck right dude i'll go to jail for you guys i'm so down they don't give a fuck they don't know what going on go ahead go ahead and then and then it's fucked up the way to the way

the system work in america because if this shit keep going on to i that's why they keep giving niggins shit eventually we're going to be the oppressor they're going to switch the narrative how you feel about the um they already they see the white lady oh stop they're about to take me first of all this was a gay black man who followed this white woman because she flipped them off and called them a nigga. And then she was like, oh, you're about to take me, ma'am. I see that the day. He wasn't going to take you anymore. He had to go all the way across the street just to show like, he had no desire to take you anywhere, ma'am. You was not on his list to take. He did not want shit you had. He just wanted

to address why you was disrespectful. And you just, oh God, oh no, please. Jesus no, please. But that's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that, that, that, that's that, that, that's that, that's what I'm that every nigga wanted to fuck them. Them? Because that's a fantasy that they'd be having. Everybody want that pale-ass shit? That's why my man on the news

is like, Black Lives Matter and white women don't have any ass. It's like, man. That's a true fact. White women get relaxed. Ain't nobody put that in the fuck y'all. Yeah, right. Anybody want that chicken?

Saggy. What are you talking about? I'm good, bro. Anybody want that chicken. Salt and pepper? That's it? You ain't got no motherfucking. Nothing around this. You ain't got no lorries in this bitch?

Nah, man. I got to leave outside all day. Hell now. White women are getting relaxed. Except for the white women that got that Bob haircut. We know y'all down. Salute to y'all. They can really relax. Ain't nobody really stressing over that.

Nope. Not at all. I mean, it's a handful of the niggas, but they don't even count. Yeah, they're not niggas. They're not niggas. It's some black, they put with black dudes. Black dudes. Yeah, those are negroes.

And I went to the cops three times. Hey man They can really relax the white ladies Ain't nobody stressing about y'all We got women out here Black women That's built like Meg Dostalian You think somebody give a fuck about

Your little bonnet You got meddy stallion and you got Miley's side That's a hell of a comparison Right there Now Meg D'S She's gonna get the credit She deserves right now But she is

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Big fine, too. Stop. That was talking about big fine. She's the, something. You just, who. That's a real moment. Yeah, boy, big fan. I couldn't fuck with it, though. Why? Because she can fit my shoes. That hurt somebody Whoever said Uh-uh She wore a 10, bro Ah

She wore 11 They're at 11 They're I don't give a fuck You put my shoes Oh, we go on the ball Fuck that We're going to the court

She wore 11 She probably were about 12 in women She wore 11 What the hell Oh, dang I don't know exactly What's that

She got some It ain't It ain't looking for I saw At the airport She had on some Gucci sandals Man who got damn Sandals

And it was in the morning, too. I'm like, god damn. You got a monse. Right. That's why we love black women, white women, because if Meg the style he was here, she didn't start talking shit about us. You'll start crying. Why are you talking about my feet?

Stop. I love him. You know, I'm talking about my feet. What is wrong with my feet? What are you going to take me? Stop. You're going to take me. I love.

It's a lot of the motherfuckers I love. You know who I like? Who you love, though. Who I love? Who you love. Yeah, that's a classic right there. Oh, don't talk about black woman. Yeah, that's a classic.

You know who I love in that class? Who? So not late. Ooh. She real original. Yeah, that good. She real, yeah, yeah. Black woman right there, man.

Mm-hmm, real original. But she can make a pound cake from scratch. You know, you know, you know who good? You know who's good, but she got like, when she do like this it's a little it's a little muscle who Taraji?

Uh-uh. The guy, the lady out Uh-huh. Angela Grewbett Angela Bassett. Yeah, Angela Bassett. But that was just because she did

what's love got to do with and she was cut up like that. Oh, you're talking about grown women. Yeah, she's right. You know who don't never get to the shit. They're like, they big guy. They're a punch out.

He's like, oh, wow. Viola Davis. Byola Davis. Yeah, by all the Davis. Yeah, by all the Davis. Classic black woman. What's, what's the lady name from Who that? Who that? Who that? Who that? From, uh, from, um, from, um, from, uh, waiting

exiled, the one that was walking. Loretta Devine. I want to see looking. Loretta Devon. Ooh, I'm gonna tell you, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who. Hold up. Hold up. Why you thinking? I got it. Uh, uh, I got a bird. Excuse me. Unvib. Oh, first one. First one. Well, she did, did. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh. Yeah. Yeah. That motherfucker gotta got a monster. You hear me. That puts so fat guy. Speaking of legend, it was a legend hit me on the social media the other day. Just the other day. Pam Griff.

She hit me. Pam Griff. She was on them. She hit you what she said? I was giving us some love and she liked it. Oh, that was love. That was love. I said, don't nobody say shit to me.

You know who's bad? They're only from good times. Today. Today, right now. I'm going to tell you who trying his head. chilly chilly yeah yeah

I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell you who who look I gotta sit like this in this conversation who right y'all will look at me craig I've seen the other day

in some workout clothes come on the brack stop playing stop playing hey look the brat bent fat oh that rhyme right there

no disrespect the brats you bet you did that whatever that video you did with little kim and them got the distance lady night when you had the bikini remember you had that earl where you was like fucking i'm going to show how fat my ass is that earl was cold that motherfucker sit up o g she was running that people like i what big big one big booty

damn classy black women man salute to all the black women man salute to azula davis too we ain't even gonna get a chance to salute all our favor i know it's just but we're gonna start thinking we love yada pinkett classic classic down dirty shade oh my goodness a little finger way all I see what you do it that motherfucker shining in a motherfucker what yes sir Tony Braxton Hallibair Hallibair was all the time I had a bear was just that was that was that was hally that was the first kind of like Philippine type loop type but I ain't gonna go through the whole list but all the women who can rap all the

Foxy Brown just give just because they can rap what about the one with the red hair what about the light skin girl with the red hair charlie baltimore that's how fine they are you'll never forget them yeah charlie baltimore who was the other one that was signed the crazy part she ain't even that fat she wasn't that fine she was just like pretty and sliff right that you could get that tan she was that super fine that hood fan yeah you can't say she's the firm off with red hair with that red hair you got to be crazy salute to ashonti Ashanti fine now.

She's so thick on the left side. I like that best. That's my favorite side of her. You didn't, you so bad that Shanty niggins and split you down the middle. They used to always try to talk about her sideburn. I was like, bro, why are y'all looking at that? Her sideburn's got an Instagram page.

For real. Y'all niggins play too much, man. See, I'd be doing the weird shit that I said. I said this out of my fucking person. I'm sorry, man, Instagram page I have seen, though. Have you seen the thick Beyonce page? No. But they take all Beyonce pictures and they make her a BBW.

Word. Nigger. And the fucked up part is. She still look good. She's still fine. Still fine. It's called thick Beyonce. Huh?

Beyonce from Fight Temptation. Talking about Beyonce J.Z. White. I know, I'm saying. But you're taking it in the, in the, I'm taking her in, it, it with Rainierce. taking her from like a Beyonce would do some things I'm gonna tell you when she was the finest to me me when she was on the beach singing drunk in love and she was really drunk mm-hmm that's a that's a that's a category right there and what she did the stripper wall was Beyonce the finest to you to me crazy was that drunk of

crazy crazy love she went crazy first time I ever seen Beyonce on the on the floor like oh yeah to me she's trying oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That's your favorite, Beyonce? Oh, nigger. If you like it, then you could have been a ring on it. What's shaking is you? What she was goddamn, I'm like, man, she moved like she got a battery in her.

Beyonce Mama fine. Yeah, she is. She looked like Teen Turner. No, she looked like, she don't look like Tina Turner. A lot of niggins ain't going to say this. Salange fine. Oh, yeah, she is. She's finding out to turn a nigga to a vegan.

Oh, no. You know who I, you know, you know, you know who. I don't like it with the show hack up. We're leaving out one of the greatest of all time, Erica Badu. Because that's a whole episode. Oh, my God. We need Eric on here.

I feel like if you fuck with her, you're going to get your soul right and get in the head. Whatever your thoughts of heaven is, you're going to make it because she's going to get your soul right. Hey. Errikabad by do. I think Erka, I'm scared. You know that fist, the black fist. This right here. This right here.

This fist, that's what Erica got their pussy. As soon as you put your dick in that fist, got him. You're like, oh, I'm getting some yarn pants. I'm scared. I feel like you got to do cocaine before with Erica. Nah, no, no. Eat that right there. She ain't going to fuck with you on the car.

Nah, she ain't going to fuck with no, dude. Nika, when Erica did wild and out, niggins, she was smoking an incense. I didn't even know you could smoke incense, Nick. She was hitting that motherfucker. If you ever get some Erica Badoo, you can hear your ancestors. You sung were Erika Badoo.

Humming behind you. No. Bro, you're a legend. I feel like I was hot. We were all there. We were all there. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Brough.

It's some. Listen. You got the scene with Erica, my nigger. Erica, what have you doing crazy things? I love her. Listen, that did, she had Audrey 3000 in that fur, uh, pamper. Right. She got, she got Andre.

A comment would start wearing the yarn pants, Nick. That nigga wore a wool hat in the summer. That's how I knew that pussy was. Woo! I know she found. I told you, if you ever did some of that? I took a sample with her and felt like I was with her for like five years. with her for like five years right if you ever hit that you could hear your ancestors just humming behind

they don't be clapping you know who you know who else jena from martin man jena just thank you for thank you for just being that woman don't slip up on pam now i was about pack your bags i'm like what we're going you know who else jena from martin man jena just thank you for thank you for just being that woman don't slip up on pam now oh pam too i was about to get the Because Pam, because Pam was bad as a mom-up on Pam now. But just y'all, too, a general for what y'all did for young black men, we were sitting in the living room just watching you just be beautiful. I'm going to tell you what she was defining. When?

When? When she was on school days and she licked that nigger part. Oh. Because you can't pretend to do that. That's a good point. What the fuck? She had a sex scene in a Spike Lee movie. Like she ain't had no nudity, but she was in Gina from Martin.

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Man, just the salute to all the beautiful black women. We love y'all, man. We love y'all and support y'all. Hey, you know one, we got to give some love, too, because I don't feel like she'd never get in love. You're here with the old old player? Yeah. They're probably to be.

Harry Winslow. Harriet Winslow. Salute to Harriet. Harry Winslow, man. She don't get enough, Lord. Florida Evans. Oh, no. Florida.

James a lowdown nigga for fucking on Florida, man. I know you'll fuck with me if you were still here, you'd see in this Florida. He'd be like, oh, you remind me in my old nigga. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. You need a place to stay fucking with Florida, boy. That's a man. Nicky be like, hey, yeah, that's my old lady right here.

Can you imagine you fucking with Florida and then with Loner Fianna is coming over there? every day I would have left Florida for Walona so goddamn fan y'all digger say shit man I got a family down the hall you know how you got to introduce Florida how my kids doing walona you should cool Florida hey man y'all play at Florida probably got the best pussy in the whole projects I never know in the whole fucking they stay in the pretty green project she had the best pussy in the pratty and james was over that motherfucker every day like this that way be so angry you can't get home. You can't have me late coming home for work.

Look. You know what I need. You know what I need. For real. Now listen, here, Jane. The one thing good I can say about Florida is she don't look like her body soft. It looked like she was a little round body,

but she was firm. You know what she was shaped like, Florida Evan was shaped like, you know that little thing that you hit and it bounced right back to you. We were wobble. We hit. Ah, when it hit the ground and come back.

That bounce back. bounce back yeah lord probably had that month salute to all the ladies out there that got there for that must in the project let me say this though we gotta give a shout out to all the ladies to all the ladies who like niggins who bad built too they'd be looking over all that goddamn flow see how quiet it got don't nobody want to own that shit nigger that's the thing about being a nigga though you gotta you gotta have something you get you got confidence and you can make a woman laugh and all that shit get past you built like you seen buddy was what he

He ain't black, but buddy with the neck, the big neck bomb. This is exactly what I'd be trying to get niggins understand. Whatever the fuck wrong with you, somebody's still gonna like that shit. You just gotta play to your fucking art, even if your neck fucked up. You think the bitch he fucking wick was like, it's something about them niggins with them neck. Right. She freaking in here. Right.

Y'all, why not at their BS? That's what it is. Yeah, cool. Yeah. Cool. I mean, but that's the thing, fellas. We always get y'all at a lot. that advice man build your confidence up in yourself man learn to love what it is that you

got and don't be trying to be no other nigger because if you try to trigger woman she's gonna go find the nigga you pretending to be at some oh my god yeah you gotta get insurance to fucking you just said some cold shit yeah i'm gonna go find the nigger you pretending to be so be who you are and then you'll find the women that really fuck with you because if you out here pretending to be another nigga eventually your bitch gonna run into the nigga that you pretending to be right and it's over for you talk your shit you dig and she gonna get fuck See you see So all the day

That shit hurt So when you're thinking like I want to do they fuck Yes nigga It do hurt You have your bitch like dick You got to think like that It do hurt

That shit hurt And don't think it can't happen to you Because it can It can't She can't she call them daddy bro She is She chill

She like the name Don't call a nigga phone But one thing about A woman though She ain't never gonna run out of pussy It'll get dry She will never run out of pussy. I don't know.

I do know. It's like a trash bag. It's like a trash bad. When you bought it up and you. I don't know about that one knows. It's some pussies that didn't hit they got damn. Yeah, the lifetime warranted and expired on them, motherfucker. Me, me, me, me.

The receipt, you had lost, some of the women that lost the receipt on that pussy. You can't, it's over with. Can't take that. Yeah, it's over with. You ain't get a ball bottle and take that pussy back. Go back and fucking 30 days. Can't find that authenticity stamp. Pussy don't lab, but 30 days.

That thing, what? Pussy. Really 28. Said pussy on what? Pussy don't even last but 28 days. They get a new one every 28. Every 28 days. Every 28 day.

Every 28 day. Every 20. It's called a cycle for a reason. The pussy that she had on 16th, if not, it's not the pussy on the 17th. That pussy reset every night. No, see, that's what you call a flush. You just. That pussy fart, really. It's like a doggie man.

Pussy update like an iPhone. It's a little doggy man. It'll update like an iPhone. But you think about it, once it update, the old phone do get slow now. If you use an iPhone. That bitch might be on iPhone 5C pussy. Some of them pussies is jail broke. You can't even take that back to the Apple store.

They're going to be like, man, we can't do nothing with that. You got the screen replaced the mall. You got the screen replaced on this pussy in the mall, we can tell. You have a fuck a chick and a pussy wasn't good the first time, but you kept fucking on it. He was like, this ain't bad. I mean, because pussy is a gift. Yeah. It warms up a little bit.

Sometimes I got to crank up, you know what I'm saying? Everybody ain't the same. It's a gift. It must be given to you. It's a little established. It depends on what kind of pussy is she giving you too now. Some of that pussy is like, when she gives you the pussy pussy, that's the shit that make you be like, all right. I'm over there.

Everybody get right. She could just be giving you some social pussy like, this is my party pussy. Like, it ain't much. Just, I ain't even, come on. Who, ain't nobody with you, is it? Cool. Yeah. You ever got some.

You ever got some sympathy? Yeah, that's, I love it. But I hate how you have to get it. It'd be a real tragedy. It'd be a real tragedy to get the sympathy pussy, boy. I'd be dead with some real bitch, they'll get a fuck. What I'm going through? I'll tell the bit, yeah, man, you know, this shit happened.

They're like, yeah, man, shit. You got some weird. Oh my god, duh, bitch. You don't get a fucking about it? Don't want to smoke, yo, bitch. You're sitting there, sad as a motherfucker. She rang. It's fucked up your grandma died.

My grandma did, too. Suck my titty. Right. Let me fucking we need nothing out. Stop it. You don't want to smoke. The nigga said, yeah, I'm going to do this shit. Damn, you got some weed?

That's fucked up, bro. This bitch that won't smoke, man. Hey, boy, that's crazy. Real talk. I left that beat house. I said, man, I feel right. Nick, at this point, if 2020 was a movie, what would it be? If 2020 was a movie?

Right now. If it was a movie? a movie what movie would it be total recall hold up go back 2019 this definitely total recall bro total recall yeah you need a different skill set to survive out this bit oh yeah that's a good one right yeah total recall god damn i'm in between 2012 and god damn color purple niggins Like, this shit color purple out here. This shit really feel like fighting temptation a little bit. Close. It reminds me a Jumanji, though,

because every day it'd be some new shit. Right. Every corner, it's the motherfucker. Somebody rolled the dice. Right. This shit, crazy, bro. You never thought you would see no shit like this in real life. Like, my nigga.

In real life, my mother-fail is fighting over wearing masks. A real shit now. Bro, a white woman burned down a wind is because the black man got killed. write that down on some paper they read yeah they don't even read right now they caught that bit they did they did take care they beat man this shit is the crazy this is the you let me go through some more news so you can see how crazy the world is

nigga talk your shit porn star run jerryman charged with three counts of rape how when you getting paid the foothold wait a minute wait a minute this i mean no disrespect he's been getting paid to fuck for at least 30 years 30 you can't wait the fuck of it 40 years 40 years the rest it's the rest you know what's crazy need to find another rash this thing a trip they're gonna those gonna go because it's actually a clip of him just being in scenes that he ain't supposed to be in doing what fucking like if they shooting a porno just think it just come in and start fucking Oh, no, see, I don't, I ain't, if I'm the other nigger, I'm not, hey, my, cut!

Hey, bro, what the fuck, bro? Oh, he went to the other dude Finch. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. Damn. And they got, you mean to tell me you don't think some pussy's? I don't know if that has, I don't know, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't want you to think this has anything to do with this. But I, I saw that.

And then, like, they tried to link the two to get, but it ain't, I don't think it's that. Oh, you're actually seen that shit. Right. Oh, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hey, you got nothing, look, man. 20, Nick. Burry, do you know the type of shit that people said?

You know the type of shit that people send me? Your ass is a poor investigator, bud. You're breaking down gift. I don't think that what this one is. Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute. You're about to go down. See your shot music. Dung.

Oh, this nigga ain't up. Hold on, let me look at this. Wait a minute. Y'all not about to put this on me. People send me shit. Look at that. Just like the shit that went viral. The lady who had her tits, she had a breast reduction.

They had the tits on the table. I was like, whoa, why you sending me that shit? Oh, man. I had to make sure my news was active. Oh, my God. That d'nigua. You go back on the road. They were like, detective.

Hold on. Well, why are you? I don't know how this go, but this is what says for the wrong journalism. It was at one lady house and three at the bar. Three at the bar. At a bar. So he raped women in public. That's what is...

What you think rapist is rape is raping? I mean, but in the... Not around other people. Rap is rape anywhere. Oh, my God. That's why they're rich. What's up, Fee? Oh, shit, Kat.

What's up, nigga? We talk about porn. This nigga, boy, there. Perfect, niggins. Ah, that's the guard right there. That's who sent them, them clips. And Loz, I was downstairs in the back cave. You realize Ron Jeremy is just popping up in a lot of these scenes.

85 sub-show. That is crazy. Yeah, man. But you get paid to fuck home, bro, I don't understand. You'll never understand this shit. There's a lot of, it's a lot of whole lot of sexual violence going on. And people be ass sending me requests. I don't know what to say about that shit.

Because you tell the truth. I despise any motherfucker to take some pussy, man. Use a scoundry, nigger. You're a dirty motherfucker. Protect black women. You're a lame. You're a bitchy-old. You're a lame-ass nigger, man.

You weren't really that's supposed to be here. Puss-ass nigger. You're a bitch. We need to get rid of niggas like that, man. You niggas is in the way. Because first of all, you're having our women walk around and, you know what I'm saying, in fear, bro. You fear, man. That should walk around choosing who they want to like. That shit not cool, man. I'd be disrespectful and grabbing on these women and shit like that. You're scared to turn the nigga down.

Scared to turn you down. Fuck you that bitch. You ain't pretty that bitch. All that shit ain't necessary, my nigga. Like who like you? Because niggas don't get no pussy, bro. Right. They don't, but you know why? Because a lot of niggas get pussy that they don't deserve

and then move forward thinking that they deserve that pussy that they got and get that energy of a nigga who deserved it. You understand, see, ladies, that's what you got to understand. You got to a philosopher, man. You got to stop giving out pussy to niggas who don't deserve it because you're giving these niggas a level of confidence that it's causing them to walk around thinking that they're not, thinking that they are what they not.

Stop giving that niggas pussy, baby. And bring that thing to me Don't get that, nigga, don't pussy, baby. He don't deserve. Just give it to us three. He don't deserve. Don't get that thing, no pussy. He don't deserve.

Oh, no pussy. He don't deserve. Don't get that nigga, no pussy. He don't deserve. Just bring it up to me. Bring that pussy to me Oh, okay. Uh oh, oh oh oh

We got laid out. Yeah, I like that. Okay. Bring that pussy to me Hey Oh Bring that pussy to me Bring it to me

Oh, bring that pussy to me Bring that pussy to me Bring it to me Bring it to me Bring it to me, bringing that pussy to me. Bring it to Jojo, bring it to Casey. Bring night pussy to me. It's gonna be a little bit.

But those are real shit though, man. If you see your partners out here tripping and slipping man, say something, man. You gotta make sure you protect these black women. That's your partner if you don't say something. That's somebody's sister. That's somebody's loved ones, man. We gotta protect all of our women, man.

Please believe it. Especially the black women, man. They are the nature and the nurserers of the earth. the nurseries of the earth man without them we wouldn't be here how many y'all motherfuckers out there was raised by a black woman you was born by black woman you understand and the world and all life on the planet come from a black woman so nigger bring that pussy to me while we're speaking on the subject man us as black men we're taking accountability responsibility in our community to try to correct some right you know

correct some wrong yes sir and make some of this shit right man do you mind if we use our platform as black men you know to speak on homophobia in the black community sure I mean shit that's what y'all niggins want y'all I already know how to me man you know it's not even that's what I'm saying that we're not talking to them or about them we're talking you know to the motherfuckers who on the other side of all of that it doesn't matter who somebody choose the fuck that's their business that's your business freedom and I ain't going to judge you can't judge nobody you choose because that's your business that's your business yeah

Hey that is your business. Hey, that's your business. See, I ain't mad at you. For who you do? For who you do. Because that's your business. Because that's your business. I mind my business. I mind my business. I mind my business. You mind your business. You mind my business. I mind my business. That's what it is. That's it. That's all. It's all. It's my mind. shit. I mean, it could say no better. It's that simple. Is that simple? You know what I mean? I got no problem. You know, I do watch people like, you know what I'm saying, Jane Baldwin, you know? Oh, of course. It's one of my favorite motherfucker. It's not really about what you do.

It's about what you say. You know what I'm saying? So, you know. And that nigga is so cold the way he was talking to the white people in interviews and be like, see I as a black man live life that you can never live as a white man. You're white and you benefit. So America works for you. I as a black man work for America.

Who was that he was having? He's going to crazy. He's going to crazy. Who was a black woman that he was having that conversation with? And he was like, you know what I mean? She was like, well, why can't you just lie to me? me. She was like, you got to respect me enough to lie to me. Don't think that I'm not strong enough to be able to take the reality of what you are. Don't lie to the white man

and come home and think I'm not worthy of you giving me the same respect that you give that man. I'm like, Nick a G of Vine. But that man used to say some cold shit though by how racism. See, racism is like, it's like a system. It's like an idea. To you, it's just a dream. To me, it's my worst night's man. I live my worst nightmares every day in America as a black man I'm terrified the police they come to my neighborhood they don't know my struggles my power as a black man it's very limited to you as a white man could be mediocre but me I could be a great black man and still not be good enough for your society I was like you know what you just did you just channeled James Bow

you know you gotta give credit to some of our code you know we gotta give credit to some of our cold our historical black leaders that is there and it's one that's still here that I got to give a shout out to the the honorable who minister Lewis Furr. Yes sir the way well I got I got to see there isn't much time for us to pretend my brother see what the white man doesn't understand is we are under a level of pressure that he could never be under and you have to understand as a white man in America we are not looking to infiltrate your world.

We are just looking to perfect the world that you have given us and make it better for the people who look as we look. And then here to start going. So if you don't understand what it means to be a black man in America, then what you need to understand is you need to get out the way. Because we come in.

I'm like, yeah, whenever, when we come in, Minister. I love the way he can start so calm. But he can get violent as hell at the end. Oh, Mr. Police, man. I'm not gonna bother you. I'm not gonna come in your neighborhood and teach your children to hate blacks. But if you start killing us,

we're gonna start killing y'all too. Ain't nobody, no punk or nothing. Everybody's a man. Right, to get the up and low. All of the struggle that the black man has been through in America, you think we're afraid to fight? We've never been afraid of the fight.

You taught us how to fight. You taught us how to be dishonest and disloyal. What I'm attempting to do is instill the greatness into my brothers and sisters. God bless you. Amen, man, salute to you brother. You are one of our greatest. I rot with you, O.G. Yeah, I mean, and we salute you, man, and salute to all the black men that have done.

See, the thing is, in my opinion, a lot of niggins things. the only way you can take, you know, uh, uh, lessons and things and appreciate black men as if they give you something that's monitored. Fuck a handout. It's information and shit you can draw from. Salute to Jay Prince.

You understand? A nigga that gave us all of this different type of music but showed us how to build a empire. Right. And then run a whole state, Nick, Texas is biggest state in America. And that motherfucker got his foot implanted in a state as a black man.

And before everything that you can fight, man. to salute the all of the black men, Master Pete, all of the OG, you know what I'm saying, that did it for us and showed us as young black men that it's possible to get out the ghetto and make something of yourself, man. And you ain't never had to give us no money, but the game is more valuable than any dollar, man.

For real. Start telling these young nigger, man. For real, man, nigger. And y'all young nigga need to start listening, man. I hate having a motherfucker be missing. Y'all fuck, niggins' ain't listening. Yeah. Listen, man.

You don't know shit. Get out your mama how. nigga yeah stop putting your hand on your girl fuck nigga take care you kid fuck nigger for real you understand don't get a job niggil for real because we got a responsibility to us that ain't nobody gonna do shit for us but us so if you a nigga you want to be lazy and sit around and blame everybody else for your problem right you're a sucker you a bitch you're a bitch ass off the motherfucking couch and go do something and stop doing bitch-ass shit right hey this is the perfect time to say this too happy father's day

talk man all the real niggins take care they keep happy father day my niggins right here my me father day dick god damn happy everybody that's father that's another thing you got to be as a father you got to be okay with not getting shit and what credit nigger fuck credit no nobody give a nigga credit nigga enjoy them socks that's what that's what it is be happy you alive for real dig what I'm saying what you get for father's day what you mean what I get exactly What'd you give a problem? I ain't gonna lie, my girl, me some money. Word?

Yeah, yeah. She was like, what you want? You see how shocked this nigga is? You were like, hell yeah. You're like, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, I ain't hard to, please. I don't give a fuck about that. But see, that's another thing about it.

I ain't hard to be family, though. It's like, we don't want to be giving shit, though. We want to know that you willing to do the shit. That's all we can't see. That's what me and care about. We know that you, we know that shit do. Like, I know right now my girl's gonna do something. But sometimes, nigga don't know.

Like, hey, man, you think your girl about it? Like, shit, I don't know. Hey, let me ask you this. Are you, are you good at receiving gifts? Because they always criticize, Black Men's and we don't know how to receive gifts. We're so used to give it. I'm good, but I'm like, appreciate it.

That shit is fast. Right. Yeah. Like, what you want to be like, yay, baby. I like them. I like them more. Them gifts, them gifts. The fuck you are.

The best gifts is the ones that we're a motherfucker listening to who you are and do something that you would have done for yourself. Like some shit that you would have really. you would have really genuinely went out and been happy to do for yourself when somebody do that for you it's like I fuck with you because you took the time out to really listen to a nigger enough to do this you know that that's what I was talking about you know what I'm saying and it's like my criticism is always but I can't get you done because you always get

shit first and get it for yourself right well that's cool but if you paid attention that you understand it's not about to me it's not about what you actually get it's like you know they say the thought that counts right it's really the thought that counts with niggas because we got to get out here in the world and get it. No matter if you do it or not, we still gotta do it. Y'all don't know how to finesse

and make a motherfucker do it for you. Right. We still got, you know how hard it is to get a bit to do something for, I was, I realized I couldn't get no mind out of business. I said, I'm tripping. I'm looking like a, oh. I'm looking like a bagger.

When did you realize, what was the situation, what was the situation that made you realize this ain't the route to go? That bit, I said, I'm gonna hold a hunter right quick. She was like, uh-huh. I was like, hey, she, yeah. She was like, boy. She looked at me and I was like,

damn, I made her, I should have between us, right? Damn, but I was on the ride home, I still like getting that, so I'm like, damn, like, she didn't get me so minding on. She didn't get me so minding on. She didn't get you shit. She let me knew I was broke. Yeah, she confirmed.

She dropped me off. with no money, we're like, what can you tell her ass out of my cup? Man. I was like, damn. My mama confirmed it for me, you know, she was like, I was like, Ma, I wanted to join.

And she was like, okay, they are $190. Ooh. Oh, fuck, I'm nine. I ain't got a hundred and ninety dollars, but you better figure it out. I'm responsible for what you need. I can give a fuck about what you want. What you want is on you.

What you need is on me. Mm-hmm, ooh. Niggas start working at the barbers, Georgia Avenue, Black on business, Man, salute to y'all. I'm crazy. You know what I mean? Y'all help save my life, man.

Brushing people off of dollars on Georgia Avenue at nine years old. Start getting my own money. You know, my mom used to tell me all the time, man, to stick with me. Like, every day. Right. As soon as I get up, like, I just repeat this shit. My mom used to all, just like you said, make you go get it yourself. Her famous phrase to me was always, well, put your hands on some.

Like, figure it out. Yeah. There's so much shit around here you could be doing. something got to put your hands figure it out like she'd be like why why son why you don't have what why you don't you got everything you need to have everything you want and then it's like like you said nine 10 11 years old you have to you have to be like okay I see what you're saying so if I get up and I do this and I go I say make my own play so you're telling me that I got the freedom to go get some money that's what you allow me said that's the difference that's the lesson that a lot of

black parents try to teach black boys and men that go over a motherfucker's head like you can sit around and ask for what you want all the time but you ain't put nothing to get you could be cutting some grass regis it's it's so much money to be contribute but if you show a motherfucker that you have the initiative to go get any kind of bread by yourself trust me somebody going to notice your initiative in that point you made with so cold fireworks blew up man that's fireworks niggins they've been real. That'll let you know the shit still on. That's your nigga said some shit so cold, blew some shit up. But that's real, though.

As black men, that's what you got to understand, man. The world ain't got nothing for you. You know what I mean? But some work. That's all it is. And this is the thing. This country is for sale. It's always been for sale. So go get you a piece of it. All you got to do is get out here and stop being afraid to fail and giving the fuck about what niggas

going to say about what you're doing. That's what I learned. That's what I learned. You ain't nothing but a lesson to let you know what you need to do. Stupid-ass boy. Talk something. you did your perception on life you're looking at it wrong right you did that's real shit that's real shit it's like you ain't got you got a certain amount of time on this on this plane man and you got to get it and the more you care about what people want to say

about how you move or what you look like and what you got on get out of here when I was walking to the safe way as a little boy and niggas outside riding bikes and throwing football that's cool y'all niggas be here when I get back or you won't I catch y'all next time But I got responsibility. And because I embraced that, it helped me at an early age realize that that's all that's out here for you. My nigger is some responsibility. So you better stop ducking it. They come with a lot of it.

So you better stop ducking it. Don't duck the responsibility because that's all the world going to have for you in the ground. More you duck it, the more you're going to be up under some black woman who accepting her responsibility and yours. There ain't no way to go as a black man. I say, right now, shot him, I'm going to be real with you. I say, I remember when I ain't had, they ain't going on. Right now, all you're doing in paying your phone bill, right? I said, but that's the only thing you got going on paying your phone bill.

It's going to be a time when now you're going to be out here on your own. That's a man, you're going to leave your mama out. You're going to have your own shit. And you might have a child. You'll take care of your child. Now you've got more bills. What I'm letting you know is prepare yourself because it's bills. And you ain't, you ain't running.

Niggas would be running from bills and responsibility. Right. You're like, bro. You got to do that. Right. Without question. That's the part that young motherfuckers don't understand. You're in such a hurry to be a fucking adult.

But once you're grown, d'naguer, you just grown. You don't miss all the days of having. No fucking responsibility. You went from 20 and went to like 30, and you were like. What the fuck? Damn, nigga, all you've been doing was that hell now? Right. Somebody asked me a question.

That was a good-ass question. Like, you said, like, niggas rushed to be adult. somebody asked me if I could talk to myself at 16 what would I say to myself and I would be like niggas stop trying to be a grown man you're not a grown man that's it they can learn listen you know everything my niggins 16 I wouldn't even waste my time telling myself shit because I wouldn't listen right you would be like get the fuck at my face yeah right and I don't tell myself to be aggressive more aggressive hey yeah I wouldn't even be a comedian I'd be playing basketball

There it is. Nigel, when he'd tell me, I'd be like, And then, but you know, you know, and you tie that shit off. And a nigger hit that, and you know what make that real, though, because you don't understand what to take the tap into the energy to make something of yourself.

Right, right. So if you can go back to that time and get yourself that gym, or how to tap into the energy to make something of yourself, you could have got an earliest thought on it. So young niggas, if you out there, you're watching us and you look up to us

and you fuck with us, man, tap into who you are. Stop paying attention to this shit all day. Stop looking at the news. Stop thinking whatever's going on around you is what you got to subscribe to and figure out who you are. And stop beating the motherfucking pavement, ASAP. And don't tell, don't let nobody tell you that you can't. Because that shit might knock you down.

Because it's going to be some hanging that nigga black. Man, what you're doing that for? No, you ain't good enough to do that. Hey, John, don't get discouraged. You see what I'm saying? Because who are they? Right. Who you feel what I'm saying?

Who are they? That's some real shit right there, bro. So that's why I said I'd say I'd say to be more aggressive because I wouldn't a lick nobody said. It's just like a nigga telling me right now. You ain't funny. Nigger, fuck you. Straight up.

Got a couple of laughs. Like, nigga, it doesn't matter about you, my. Like people think that what they think about you. They act like you're going to quit right then. Your guy's your knife. It's crazy. Dude, you ain't funny. Well, fuck this shit.

shit, I quit trying. Man, I've been ready after the gas station. Really, man, at the gas station? I can just, hey man, I'm glad you told me because you saved me a lot of time and money. I mean, that's the thing, but like, people will have an idea your life

and get mad that your life don't match what their idea is. And it's like, why do you care about what a person got to say about what you're doing? First of all, most people that want to sit around and tell you what to do is telling you about shit they ain't done. And they never accomplished. They never even tried to accomplish,

But you, nigga, you ain't gonna be no goddamn basketball player, nigga, you don't need to tie your shoes right. But see, that's the thing that was built enough to demoralize a person perception on where he think he is. You see what I'm saying? That's why I never tell a nigga, he ain't good. If a nigga can play me a song and I know that shit,

some bullshit, I'm like, but it's, this ass. Let me tell you. This might be an ass song, but this is, he might make a hit tomorrow. I'm gonna tell you a story about this. Stop, you can't tell him to stop. I can't tell him that. I can't tell him.

Right. I used to host the rap shit, right? Mm-hmm. The open mic rap night when I was first starting doing comedy, right? Like 15 years ago. And it was like all kind of niggas used to come through that. Some niggas had big-ass hits, you know, eventually. And there's something like you said with that garbage.

Like every week they'll come back and just be garbage and be gobbish. Keep performing that shit. Hard than a motherfucker. Nobody even fucking with it. To the point where it's like they didn't perform this shit so much, it's a running joke where everybody laughing like, oh, this nigga ain't going to quit. Okay, we fuck with him.

Now everybody know the little stupid ass on where it become like a little hood. Right, because you letting them know that you don't give a fun. This nigga ended up booking most shows then everybody who used to come there. That nigga went all the way around the world with this shit. All way to Japan, Asia. Nigger stayed over there for six, seven months doing shows. And the niggins were still in there talking shit about them doing the same shit. It's all about your perception.

But the thing is, it's like, nigga, even if the shit garbage, you got to find something. where your shit ain't gobbin. You got to figure out. Your shit might be garbage in your city and your neighborhood. But niggins who stay over there. They love that shit. Man, that nigger been waiting on you

to make some more that. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. They love that shit. They love that shit, bro. Don't never be limited to where you at, man. You can keep pushing. Don't ever stop pushing because I'm telling you, man, it's possible.

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No matter what circuit you work at If you're local Some of them motherfuckers ain't never gonna leave And it ain't just gonna, you don't have to get good on your local circuit before you can leave. The thing that's separated, a lot of comedians, just like you said, a nigga can be garbage.

But they'll go on the road and be garbage. Right. And they'll be garbage somewhere else. Right. They don't know you garbage yet. You might, because they, like, you got a better success rate in front of a whole bunch of motherfuckers who don't know.

Like, he was all right. What? Right. The nigga came over there. It was all right. Because motherfuckers know somebody everywhere. And they're going to ask, Hey, how was buddy with it at the show?

He was like, oh, you mean to tell me he wasn't garbage? So you mean to tell me this nigga on the road working and decent, but he got, okay. And young niggins, y'all got the world different than we ever had. We ain't had this shit right here, bro. You can get in contact with so many people.

Right now. Right now. Like, bro, you see all the type of shit that be. There's something else I can't help with? No. The fuck. Hold up, Stan. Why your niggis sound like a nigga?

Huh? Why y'all sound like a nigger? It's a nigger. I mean, that wasn't Siri. That was Stan. That was Stan. That was Stan? Yeah, Stan.

Who was fucking that? Siri, brother. Is there anything else? You want to talk about? No, I didn't even know you was listening, my nigga. God, damn. They always listened. You shouldn't have brought their phone.

I don't trust that shit. That motherfucker got out a whole episode. You just said they want 25 states. We got to get these niggas out. We do. Staley thought we were through recording. Is there anything else I can help you with? Black Lives Matter.

Big black tithes. Big black tithes. Big black tithes. What's some of those up, Stanley? Stan. I have to do that to my phone. Big black tities. Yeah.

He said big black titty. It went off. He ain't fucking with those. But then, Nick, I swear to God, I just opened my phone. What was on there? Oh, Stan, motherfucking man. This nigger the man. God damn, that one.

Yeah, that's your element right there. He said, it works. Your energy is in the building, digger. That's crazy. Put that your tent it up, man. How in hell he do that? I don't know. That thing is standing.

Man, he said, I got some fun of them guys. Bro, what kind of phone is that? Where, brother? I'm about to get me one of them, I didn't know it was time to upgrade, baby. Which one you got? The XS. Max. That's the old one. That ain't even the new one. Big black titty. Y'all got them new phones,

man. This is my face. You must got that T-Mobile service. You motherfuckers be acting like, they don't know my face. That should have made you mad. You ever tried to open your phone while you're in the bed, nigga? You lay it down that bitch, you're like, fuck. Girl, look at you because you know you're ready to put your pen in it. Yeah, get out the bed, you know? Huh. What's that? Man, we got that.

Yeah. Yeah. But I'm the point, Inspector. You see what I'm saying? Motherfugger want to judge me for the shit he's doing. See, that's exactly what we're talking about. Don't let nobody else push their shit off on you, man. Judgment or ain't English.

middle and you said hey you know you got to put your pin in yeah yeah he's out of hey man get your ass on man oh he's like to him man he's like to him man would not do my case why I'm telling the fingerprint never go away I ain't bought a new phone in a long time because I was reading this book about getting rich and it said about 80% a millionaires phone be about three four years old so I just said fuck it I'm just gonna see You said every million is what? They phone would be about three, four years old. I still got an iPhone six.

No what I'm saying. Dig what I'm saying? Yeah, I got that. This ain't the new one, but this is the last one before the new one. Whatever that one is. They bring them them motherfuckers out like Jordan. This is six iPhones ago. This is an 8S plus.

See, but look at them. This, this hot code the game is. This six different iPhone, but it's the same goddamn. Look at this shit. My screen ain't cracked. This is that screen particular. Mine too. I don't need no judgment.

This six iPhones ago, this one and a half iPhones ago, and then motherfuckers still look the same. Right. We have. I want a flip phone. We have. I know we had now. This is shit you're talking about when you had.

Niggies, they're like, boy, look at the phone, bro. You're the same, mate. But this motherfucker's sick phones ago, bro. Shit the same, mate. Look, bro. See? Look, it's the same style. This an eight, right?

You hear me? This a 15. I just made a cold point like they're getting us, my nigga. Like, the nils. You can stand outside the store, my brother, don't fall for the track. The track. You talked about the trap. I thought you knew what it was, my brother.

Don't fall for it. Hey, how old my shit? Bro, Siri quit on my phone and worked on a newer iPhone. What? The bitch quit. She was like, this phone is old. I'm out of here. No, this phone is old.

The bitch text me said, Google, anything you need. Good luck. This phone is old. Oh, I'm out of here. They ain't got cereal to five C, do they? Five, nigga? Yeah. I don't know.

That's way back. Yeah. Your shit looked like an iPad. Our part, nigga. That's the five. The five C will poppy. No, the color ones, look like a little game boy, baby.

They were popping. They were popping. They were popping. They were popping. Got a little eye phone. Like, yeah, I see you. Fuck it. We are.

I want to flip. They're supposed to be coming out with the flip. With the razor. Yeah, the motherfucker will flip up and turn into one of them and you can flip it down the middle. I won't they be, he'd be like a razor for real. Remember everybody had blackbirds? What? Little ass buttons.

Yeah, blow-ass button. You do not do no business, nigger. You do not need no bad there blackbird. Fuck, you got that phone with all their buttons on that motherfucker. You got a space bar, alt, delete all that shit on your screen. shit on your screen. You don't know how you use none of that shit, nigga. We'd be buying phones just because they're popular. Fuck

you need a blackberry for it. You ain't never sent the email. Fuck wrong with you. The niggas had blackberries, boy. That shit was dumb as a motherfucker. He said your ass, I got no bitch. Hey. We got to give a shout out for your 2020 to niggas who still got prepaid

phones. I had a sidekick in mind that didn't work. You was your sidekick for real. I didn't put numbers. I used to use that business as a phone book. They just be like, Fafat Fafi. But you know it was a little dollar ticket. You couldn't tell me shit when I had my BlackBerry,

but I really thought I was handling business so I was scrolling shit. No, I'm gonna get you. I was doing comedy. They was emailing the contracts. I was signing that bitch right there. I could just do it on the phone, send it right quick. Yeah, damn.

Yeah. They did the perfect phone that ever came out. What? They started all that shit. What? T-Mobile Dash. I don't even know what that. Any nigga who know they gonna be like team over that was the fastest phone out for any of that

I can get on anything right now now you know right now that was that was the first phone that would do you like right now see that makes sense that's cold right there now that's a cold one right team over dash that's the cold one but for us for my gentleman a couple of years before you nigga the one that did it for us with that motherfucker next tail dog that shirt no wait wait wait Bain shirt, bro. Hey, bro, what, yeah? Hey, bro, what, yeah? Oh, man, man, shit, you're already, right.

Y'all was so stupid. But it's still as a walkie talking and a phone. But you loud and fuck. And everybody here, y'all hold. But that was cool. Wait, wait, I'm over here, bro. That was cool then. But even before that.

Menor stove, bro. It was the motherfucking no-key. Yeah, you call him, please. The one with the snake on it. Yeah, the little no-kia with the little chunkish. You could knock a nigga out with one of them. Them bitches was bricks. That would take miss and got real.

You ain't have to charge that bitch. but like every three day. That motherfucker had 11 bars, bro. T9. Niggins, you'd be like, p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p pats. Oh, you know, another one that was called when they came out with the camera phone.

Remember the first camera phone pictures, though? This shit was like, this shit was like, I was ugly. I was ugly. I was some of the worst pictures. I was ugly. You used to load like this.

Right, you couldn't see what it was. It looked like LeBron on NBA. 2K1 all my picture you look far ahead I used to take them up close in hell I'm like man I'm ugly not posting that I had to know kid to flip up to the keyboard then you can lay it down ugly my shirt is ugly way that were fable popper where you're posting your picture got to be found you must have posted a lot of pictures man because I always be scrolling and I see a new picture of you every day I'd be like, does he know y'all have these guys?

Listen, I got some ugly-ass picture. Oh, that one when he was at the prom, nigga. I went at the prom, that was my cousin. D-Z! D-Z! Ah! Ah! My bad!

My bad! I thought he was at the prime, my nigga. Your cousin made you get dressed and stand in the front yard with her. No, we had a problem on the same day, bro. And you didn't stupid. Everybody's like, look at your date. I'm like, because, bro, she is what I want to say, her self-esteem about her head.

No, I ain't talk about her. I'm talking about your suit. Nicky, you had the motherfucker zoot suit. Oh, we're talking about that peach motherfucker? Power and kick me down. You poor shit, I had that Mohawk. The Mohawk one, that's the what I'm talking about. That boy looked like he worked for Blaine.

Oh, what, my name. That thing looked like he worked for Blaine. I had that designed him. Kill the shit out of vampire tonight, nigga, and fuck your face. Hey, hold on. I'm pipe the whole motherfucker. You see, the funniest picture you, though, Nick.

It's the one where you in the back of the girl, thinking you're sitting like this. What, I'm saying like this? I got a box. The nigga got an idiot. I didn't see that one. Oh, Nick. I missed that one.

God damn. On sitting like this? Big-ass middle out of my whole earring! What the square was dead! Bidger with two hammers. Down here, we want block. Oh, shit. No way's had this.

The nigga got blocked. You're hanging your business in the street. Look how Marvin Gaye looking at your earring. Why a punt Marvin ad, buddy. What he want? Oh, that nigga, was you showing all the earring, bro? I don't even know what picture you're talking about. He said, I got blocked.

That man got a big-ass in the whole picture. This nigga little in the back seat. And then, that's your fucking funny. But look, see, down here, at Lana, you, you had blocks in you and you having your business. You know what I'm saying? If you walk around and you ain't got no block, or you ain't talking about that.

Oh, man, them old pitchers, man. Them old pictures be funny than the motherfucker. Hey, man. D.C., bro. Hey, boy. You got some funny-ass pictures. You don't grew up. Y'all got some funny-ha.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We all do, but you're a little squirrel. You all do, nigga. When you and your, I'd be like, I was like, hey.

Like, yeah, not a long. Wait that I go home. That's where all the fucking real stupid-ass picture. I'm gonna let you know how I've been on this double-ass shit. Damn, boy, I got some ugly-ass picture now. Boy, I got ugly-old-ass picture. I'm talking about baby picture. I told you all, nigga.

Boy, you forever in a big-ass suit. Right, listen. I grew up in that era. Shit. Me and my cousin got a picture from my middle school. We dressed like we in after seven. I'm talking about the big ass R&B singer suits. I had the Chinese collar like rush hour.

We were the flies niggas in the world, bro. I thought that was motherfucking, man. You could tell me I wasn't that damn Chris Tucker off rush hour at the middle school prom on the spirit of Washington, nigga. Shit, with the buttons down the middle, they're hooked. That was the fly suit in the world. I thought somebody had photoshopped your head when I seen your baby. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, my head been this big, bro. Damn, but you had it. Damn. You ain't never seen my baby picture, bro. You got it? Hell yeah. Hey, man. Brace yourself.

All right. I'm not to show you this. Damn, that fuck-up. She's cold, man. No, it ain't. Well, for my mother it was, but she's dealt with it. She's straight. I got to go get, go home and get some pictures from my child.

I hated all of them, because I was real shiny in all my pictures. Had on Vaseline. Yeah, nigger. Shad in a bitch. Shit. Shannon. Hey, I remember one time I used a whole bottle of grease. I was like, boy, the way this shit made my skin look.

What kind of grease? Was it Morris? Nope, it was head conditioning. Damn. I looked at the bar. I said, heck, I never read this container. That's crazy. Uh, one time I wash my hair with some summers.

I need to start reading. What? Yeah, one time. You wash your head with some summers eat? Yeah. Yeah. That's brother Some of the dumbest shit that was

Oh, what's wronged that is, bro. Hey, man. I had to think about that shit like... Hey, man. That shit was burning like a motherfucker. Hey, no wonder you bald, nigga. You can't never recover from that one, God.

Dude, that poor acid on here. I was probably about 10 or 11, so I don't know what the fuck that shit was. So I think my skin was. fucking up for me bathing with dish washing detergings it is laundry detergent you jam like I'm just so ashen for no reason bro how long did you use the dish detergent right I just I get at the bath and I'm just so white I put on lotion you know what I'm like mother what's wrong I know what it is but what is it's being think you dishes Nick no for real bro I pay with bro I never get brother the grit the purple you can be my

purple the dog I used to go to the tank ass with the dog I used to go to the sink and grab it and go to the tub me and that bitch oh my god man all the bubbles he probably did it just like you see that motherfucker let all the little fuck oh my god man I'm sitting in all that ditched turn it just yeah you would have hated growing up at my grandma house Why is that new ditch detergent I just bought? It's by the tub. It's over here by the tub. Real project, niggas, you ever took a bath with some laundry detergent in there,

now you're just gritty. Oh, no, no, we ain't bathed no longer. Yeah, that shit happened. That shit probably stained, man. We got him some chloro? No, it's not the clod. Oh, nigga, I thought you was talking about liquid detergent. I ain't know you was going that hard.

You didn't put some comment in this shit with you. He goes, what? This ain't you. You're not putting it. That shit starts sizzling. You know what? I thought that was normal. My bad.

Hell. Did you turn it is worse? Did you put the pie? I didn't. And you talk about me. I didn't put it in there. I grew up with my grandma. That's the type of shit of old people in the sap.

Put that laundry detergent in there and get your head in that tub. Then you wonder why the water grape, then you get in there and it's gritty. You're like, this guy, my booty edge grubber. Get your ass in there. Get your ass in there. I want to go out of itching! You think you're smart. Grandma, can you at least put me in the dry

because I'm itching. I think... Hey, shut the fuck up! You shouldn't put that tidy in my bath water. I can get cleaned by myself. Oh, shit! Stop putting the line in the tire. Hey, this thing said it was gritty.

This nigga sat on the... That shit ain't dissolved all the way. It's supposed to move back and form. back and forth. You know when you tell your mom, oh, this man tired of his ass, man. When your mom be like, go to the bathroom, see, that's why I was gonna tell you that.

When we said, Grandma, I said, put the larger detergent and then I'm inching and that's why I can't go to bed, but you don't even love me, I'm in. I'm injured for three days. They got exable, man. Oh, my bad. Oh, shit, man. Okay.

I'd have forgot what the fuck I was looking for. You were looking for your baby picture, me. Oh, there you go. Appreciate you. whatever y'all niggas had a better life to me i grew up worth of two dollars worth lunch meat at a time well i grew up off fake clothes ain't no telling when these shit gonna rip that's that's still luxury my mama was buying my mama was buy me size 13 i got a fit out jitter my mama was buy me size 13 shoes in middle school nigga i wore

eight and a half as fuck as you talk about you know i used to have planned with strike you see that you seen that video that nigga on that basketball court with their big ass shoes and buddy was like he must have been looting he went in their last and got the last that's how my shit used to look every day nigga big shoes big shoes nigga I'm talking about big stuff once she bought the Timberlands it was over with

I said you can't buy my shoes no more this big ass Timberlands dog I look like man for real Bob the builder that's crazy my nigga everybody had new shoes and the updated shoes and I won't fake F-O-1

that shit traumatized you didn't Yes, it did. You didn't mention it. I heard you, sir, speak on it. Dude, I used to try to... Hold, this is real. Oh, no, they're definitely real. More than.

I used to try to convert other people to go fuck with the person to buy my shoes from... I was like, why are you spending on 100, bro? And you can go get two pairs for 80. They're going to want. Your head, big shit.

You look like you nine. Oh, you're right? Like, four? Shit! You got nine your head. God. I got a nod the other head. Well, God, damn.

Yeah, man. All the old people used to see him when he was little like, that boy was going to be somebody. Real, mega mind, dude. That's what I said. You ever play football? Mm-mm. Just a waste of head.

That shit was illegal. They had to get him a kick of him. God damn, me. Got a grown man face. See the chair, they get the wicker chair. They can show you. Got to get the close-up of that one. They get big head-in-ass.

Let me show you something. That's the one. That's the one. The album cover. I was ugly baby. Hey man, I need y'all on this mixtape that I'm working on. What's your working on? It's called Goddamn.

I don't know yet. I need a title. I don't know what I want to call it, though. What's you want to call it? I don't know. That could have been in right there. It's called, I don't know. God damn.

What's the one that called? Laugh. How about Chocolate Coochie and Comedy or something? Chocolate Coochee and comedy. I fought with it at work. I like that. Chocolate coochie in comedy. Chocolate coochie in comedy.

Yeah, some shit like that. God damn, boy. You look like you're having to learn the reaction or something. Cheeks fat as a motherfucker. I told me, that was an ugly, baby. You say, I got an old-ass face, boy. got that adult boy. My shit on my home screen though.

Oh yeah. They know that my shit. You look like a regular kid. You're fresh and shit. Look at me, I'm burnt. I'm burnt. Yeah, my shit. My shit right there on his home screen.

I had weed lips. He's like this for me. Blacks already. I'm smoking good black. You were too young to be taking piss at that point. Your neck wasn't in your stable. You slipping on that piss.

My sister had to hauling my shit up. This is the 85 South Show. It always will be. It don't matter if you're an ugly baby. All that means is you're going to grow up to be an ugly human. That is all that means. That's all to be an ugly. Embrace the shit.

People think it's the end of the world because you're ugly. Fuck that shit. You just got to hang around people who are ugly than you so you can be the pretty friend. You're the cute one out of the ugly bunch. Yep. Got to embrace your ugliness. Come on now.

Embrace your ugliness Tell the truth Embris your ugliness Shut out to all the ugly niggas that be pulling fine women Because fine women love an ugly nigger Inbrisle ugly niggily Chico, make sure you tell them

to watch them shows we did, the Digital Jones man Shut out the MTV, man Oh yeah Smash a Dash Uh-huh What's my secret? That shit was funny. That shit is,

funny man you was the MTV may y'all go to the MTV website and I mean YouTube whatever and watch them some shows we shot what's my secret is speaking of show that we shot we had the season finale of 85 oh yeah with DC on there being oh stop and speaking of this is the perfect segue way out timing is magic what happened see this shirt right here oh right here yeah you got to drop those yeah official 24 hours Yes, sir. I'm supporting the black business. You do the same.

You see it. Superstar shit. Look like the one of your, uh, the crack-haired uncle and your family used to wear it. Once it got old, you'd be like, nigga, stop wearing that. We got them new now. Hey, man. You can get them and pass it down through the family like these shirts be. Your mama still got one with Easy E on and look like this.

So fuck with it. They got a russ in a shirt like that. Come on, man. Hey, man, I paid you the ultimate respect. I appreciate it, man. I fucked till you, shown. You did. That right, too.

Hell yeah. We out here, man. Make sure you go to the age. I cut it off before I nut, though. I was like, this is a giant one hit at. We can play it while we fucking, but I need a few minutes of quiet so I can poke it. I don't need DC in here with me like that. I know the neck.

I can't tell all that. Now, yeah. Come on, now. He'll understand. Cut it on, man. That is hilarious. Let me give me you now. Let me get me.

That's funny. That is funny. It's fun, bro. Hey, man. Yeah, I cut it off. Yeah, right. Come up. Oh, whoa, whoa.

Whoa. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, oh, bro. Oh, my God. That's beautiful, bad. That's so you're going to do it, bro. 85 apparel.com and get you some of this good merchandise.

Everybody is supporting black businesses, so support some black businesses. black businesses and definitely support the black businesses that support you you know what i'm definitely fellas figure out how to make you lady have an orgasm or i will this is a warning that is i need that this is a warning that's a cold one that's a t-shirt right there cold that's a t-shirt you better figure out of how to have an orgasm or i will or i will and that is a cold physio who's a threat and to fuck your life up on the back she don't look at you that's a cold fact it got to say that's a cold fact it got to say that's a cold fact what you turn around that's a cold fact that's a cold fat you got don't you

think that shit oh on the back you need to have a picture of a bitch give her the nigga turn right oh these people you got what i said for real that's what i said cold fat that's cold you remember a couple years ago they had this um when it was like the ladies was like money make me come this shit wouldn't that be cold if you actually buy a beast of shit and just make a come right then like if you give her a gift She's just busting that right there. Wouldn't that be hard? What happened?

She'll just like, what if a woman really could come, just all some shit you bought her or some money you gave her? Like if I just gave you some shit, she was like, I'm like, hold up, baby. You're all right? Soon as you handed a $40, she'll get wet. She'll get wet. I mean, they knew that anyway, but you said calm though.

Okay. He said having the 40, me. Never go above the 40. Ever. You were fucking up the game, sir. Don't go over that 40. What is wrong with you? What the type of standing in you sense?

You don't go over 40. You don't go over the 40. You don't go over the 40. It's in five print. Nigger, don't go under the 40. You fuck the game up. If you think about it, if you think about it, most of the shit a woman buy is cheap than a motherfucker.

Fashion over? They'll get a whole outfit for $7 and don't even wear no... Man, I was in Lennox all they say there's even more money because they don't wear no bra with it. It just be... All they had to do, it put some panties and some shoes on. No panis, no name. They just put on clothes for $9.

I'm in Lennox Mall today. This lady walked up. See me was like, let me take a picture. She was on the phone with somebody. She was like, yes, bitch. They got jeans in there for 63 cent. Which size you went? I said, God, damn.

What the fuck she was in? I don't know. Somebody got a sale going on. They were selling jeans for 63 cent, my nigga. I was like you better get as big of it as you can, man. Damn, 63 cents. Ladies, if you wear jeans. You're going to be like me when she said out.

If you wear jeans, they're going to cost 63 cent. Your kutche is going to stink. That's a good point. Yep, because that ain't real material. That fabric going to throw that pH balance to Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper. Oh, oh. Got to edit that out.

Too graphing. No it wasn't. No it was. He said, Dr. Pepper. Oh, you don't know what the aftertaste in. Oh. Oh. I'm gonna start apologizing.

I can't call it. I'm gonna start apologizing for some of this shit, I say. Can't just put a taste on it. Like people get mad at us when we're saying bitch all the time. Really? I know. Bitch is a figure of speech. Bitch, shut up.

I know. And those problems are just people who really bitches in real life. Right. Every time he didn't want her business is getting into it. Words. Stop tripping off words unless you're going to put some action behind them. Don't be mad. It's just the word. You only words that offend you are the ones you allowed to offend you. It's a lot of words, motherfucker. That's what it is.

You know a word offends me? What? Broke. Yep. That shit hurt my feeling. Mm-hmm. Broke. Broke, you got to be real.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, because that shit like a curse. Because broke is, yeah. I feel like a motherfucker can speak broke onto you. Right. You got to be like, oh, broke. You're like, oh, oh, what? Whoa.

No, hold up. Damn, we argue now, but don't just say no shit like that. Hey, bro, stop, because I'm about to start sweating. Every time you say it, that's certain words that go into that category. They trigger me. Broke, police. You see that? What the fuck?

Exactly. That's a fucked out word. I went, I was like. That's a fucked up word, man. That's the boy. I just say, I won't say broke. I just be like, shot ain't trying to do shit. You know what I'm saying?

That means the same thing, but in a little category. I ain't, I can't say that word. Yeah, broke worse than poor. Yeah, yeah. Broke me your mind sick. Poor is the condition. Broke is how you living in it. Right.

Ooh. One more time? Broke is the condition. No, uh, one more time. Broke. You said poor is the... Broke is the condition. Poor is how you living within that condition, me.

Fucked up. See how quiet a guy. Don't nobody want that broke shit to be spoke on them. That shit like a curse. Yeah. Got to see money wealth. Wealth over here. We'll go to black chase.

Wealth. I just feel wealthy. Nika just threw some wealth around the room. Throw a little wealth around. Throw a little wealth around. See, that makes you want to turn to your Bibles and read about two brothers. Brother Orange Maid, where you're at?

There were two brothers. See, a lot of people who misinterpret the word think when you say two brothers that you mean actually two people, but I want to speak about two brothers, Kane and able. See, if you think about the words, these are not people at all, it's about your wants and your ability.

See, can speaks on your ability, but are you able? See, can kill the ability. See, because able is short for ability, meaning are you able to? See, when you ask in can, you seeking permission. Mm-hmm. You see how doing and asking kills each other.

It's more about doing. Fuck asking. See, Kane and Abel had a sister named Avail. Did you know that? Mm-mm. Short for availability, you have to be available before you can be able. Cool. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. I didn't want to know of you of you because I do. Mm-hmm. Now you ain't heard what I said. Mm-hmm. When I said what I said, you weren't listening to what your ears. You had your mind setting your heart. Now see, some people, they're trying to hate me and they keep in their heart.

See, you can't let hate live in your little chest. You got to let that hate out. Mm-hmm. So I invite all the haters to hate me openly. Don't hate on me. In law case letters, when you're hating on me, put it in big letters so I can see it all. I want to know that you hate, don't sneak hate me. I looked around one day and I said, God damn, ain't got no haters, I'm doing too well.

What's going to motivate me? Don't nobody not like me no more? I love as soon as we post the video up, it'd be 11 dislikes. Nicky, you ain't left me finish? How you hated and you ain't even finished? Can you unlike the dislikes? What if you kept watching it after you dislike it, suck my dick, and leave me alone. I said, suck my dick and leave me alone.

What you say? What you say? That's all I want. What motel? That's all I want. Suck my dick and leave me alone. There you go. I'm talking about as soon as I finished, get back to doing what you were doing, go in the other room, walk on.

Don't touch me. Because you can. And you're available, but are you able to suck my dick and leave you alive? It's been charged, man. Hey, man. Somebody didn't leave it alone? Somebody didn't leave it long. That was beautiful.

And thank you, DC. I want to thank you. Because you just tried to help me say that shit I was saying the right way and I still said it wrong. I told you. I just, I didn't agree with I was like, what you said to say wrong? I was like, yeah, I said, it's his term, you know, it's the condition and broke is how you're living in it. I fucked it up and my nigga tried. That's a brother right now. You know what it is? He helped, he tried to help me. I didn't listen. He was like, well, I guess he wanted to change you. I was like, I was like, yo. That's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is. That's what it is, bro. They got to go, they rewind it. You said.

Hey man They were wired I feel like one even had to say this shit at this point But make sure you continue to watch And support wild and out During the pandemic They got a lot of marathons They've been running on VH1

I don't give a shit If you don't watch it Turn your fucking TV on there And walk off and go back Just let it run on Let it run in the background And then when they go off And you get tired of watching that

Click back over And then just go to a random episode of 85 South Skip the 35 minutes And just watch that Because you don't remember what the fuck you've seen anyway. Running our numbers up. There's so much shit we'd be talking about.

I go back and look at them shit. I'd be like, this shit is hilarious. Everything, my nigga. Everything had to happen. We didn't talk about it, bro. And we got so much shit to talk about. Look how many times we didn't did how the police treat us on the show. Mm-hmm.

I mean, of course this has been going on. We didn't talk about everything, bro. And there's so much more to talk about. You don't need to understand. Yep. The world will continue to rotate as the earth gets done. bigger. When it's cold outside. Anybody who know the rest of that knows that that ends with how many bitches want to fuck this nigger named Snoop Doggy. Shout out the Snoop Doggy Doggy.

Snoop Doggy Dog. I call the nigga Doggy Dog just because don't nobody else do it. Right. salute the Uncle Snoop. Yep. See, that's what I'm saying. How many bitches want to fuck this nigga named Snoop Doggy? I'm all the above. I'm I'm too swift on my toe to get caught up with you hoes. Snoop ain't never let me down that one time. Snoop a real OG. That's what the coldest songs ever did when they did went to Brazil and shit. No, I went true.

Beautiful, I just know you to know you're my favorite game. Then the nigga had Charlie Wilson on that bin. I just wrote you to know it you. All right, see. Classy. All right man, hey, make sure you continue. Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why. Then, for real, come back whispering, Oh, that's just something in the country.

It's cold. Cold is fucking. That's in dirt. And make sure you keep shopping 85 apparel. We got all this on deck. Restocked. Hit the quit touch at ish.com. Grab you some of this quit touching shit.

You know what I'm saying? Fuck with us a long way. A strong way. way you got the you got the chico bean about to drop some for you the chico bean fall collection is coming real soon he gonna be selling a lot of merchandise a lot of items and shit the chico bean cap all that shit coming hell yeah got a wave cap coming out chico bean line starting this size extra large enough yeah ain't no small side ain't we can help we They're helping each other this whole time, bro.

I told you, yes, you know. I'm like, it's like. Yes, sir. Much love to all the couples that broke up a couple months ago, but you stayed together because, you know, it's a pandemic and shit. But as soon as the world opened back up, y'all still broke up.

Got to give some love. They can't spit up because they both are their name on the house. Right. They got two more months on the list. I leave when you're talking to drink my part, take your part. Yeah. Got to get some love to the ladies with the good coochie because y'all really keeping a lot of people from going crazy. Take a bad though, even though you got good coochers still take a bath.

What the fuck, bro, what happened? They just got bays sometimes. The ones that's bathing, not the ones he talked about, the ones with good coochie and bathing. Salute the J-O-N over there. He wants some coochie too. Yeah. We ain't tell us. Something I did.

A little bit. And leave me alone. Yeah, play the flute. And leave me alone. Something I did, and leave me alone. Don't leave me alone if you're good. You want some more? I'm gonna let you know.

All right, suck a two-tie and then gone so well. Two-tie. Two-tie. Playing y'all niggas is the greatest, man. Oh, that's what we have a song called Chocolate Coochie and Cush. It'll be a weed song to put that on the mixta. And we got to have Ericabad do incense. Ooh.

I'll be smoking them while we're singing a song. second or something so much coochie in the air right of course fuck with us on social media keep doing what you've been doing black lives matter black lives always matter always will black lives matter d d yeah all races all races all races could die and go to hell pull down all the confederate all the confederates flags to all races can die and go to him they really can even if they don't go to hell they could just be off earth for a man make it easier for a nigga to get him in a cage where they can do that shit by themselves where they like we don't want to

be over here all right go on this cage I'm tired of 70 old white people making all the decisions and they got all time disrupt the system corrupt the system corrupt he's 29 he's 72 bitch shut up be the change you want to see right and then all the people that's out here fucking with niggas Thank you for revealing yourself. Right. I'll put the game deep part D. And before we leave,

thank you for revealing who you are. Before we leave, I got to go, I know we got to wrap this up, but I don't know what you got going on in life. But always remember that Marvin Gay is looking at you. Just like that. He's like, no, the fuck I ain't. That's the thing about that face, you don't even know if he's agreeing or disagreeing.

He's got it on you. But there's something about that face that let you know. Something got to change. Something got the change, man. Something got to give, got that. Anything you got going on, you want to drop out here? Man, ain't shit going on but the rent. Most of us.

D.C. Go buying that 24 hours. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what they need to do? Put in the roots. Go bang that shit, keep streaming. Go watch some motherfuckers. Go watch some motherfuckers on the night that ran on a man with these ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohs.

That ain't there, but that's what I'd be saying. When they get to that part, I change it to holes. For real. Because you'd be like, oh-oh, but I'll be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We only have a living in the time, so I'm trying to hear it right now, baby, and you know that. And then I'll be trying to do the house. I have no, I can't never get that bitch.

I'd be like, sing your low game. Yeah, record, that fuck. For real. Oh, I'll be fucking with this shit. I'll be riding around listening. Hey, we'll be riding on this. Man, listen to all this. My side.

Better than that shit. That's my shit. I'm trying to get that big gold, man. This is the coldest DC Youngfly song. They're fucking pretty lady. And I'll be riding around like I'm in another country with the windows down. He pretzel leit and he pinched again.

Roll up, nigga! Hey, niggia don't be all the Saturday, bro. That niggins got range, man. But y'all go get that 24 hour, man. Scream that bitch, trying to get that beat. Go, you dig what I'm saying? Yeah. Scream that motherfucker, man.

Trying to go go. Bitch, man. Fuck your whole bitch, man. I'm straight, feel it. Oh, hi, fuck. Oh, and we're going back on the road. July 30th, my boy, bitch. Baby, man.

Murder Beach. You dig what I'm saying? July 3rd or 1st so don't try to part their beat back out I'm still I got a lot of shit in motion though I don't wrote a couple movies and TV show right so we ain't booed you know what I'm saying oh yeah well there you have it folks this has been another rendition of the 85 self show we are here live in your motherfucking face asking you how it takes suck my dick and leave me alone I'm out this bitch did Bo-D-D-D-D-D-D.

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