The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Beefing With Petey Wheatie W Karlous Miller Clayton English And Ronnie Jordan | Ep. 174

Episode Date: March 16, 2019

On this Episode of The 85SouthShow Karlous Miller connects with Last Comic Standing winner Clayton English and Bossip TV's Ronnie Jordan to talk about everything going in the world. From Jussie Smollet's lying ass to Spike Lee winning an Oscar and jumping up into Samuel L . Jackson's arms. Plus Karlous Miller figures out his beef with comedian Petey Wheatie See the next live show in Charleston, South Carolina https://www1.ticketmaster.com/85-sout... FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Nick, I had them, that was a Reebok, ain't there? I had them in 98. Them is some... Chabble listening to Kirk Franklin in 98. Yeah, that's it. I remember them shit. Enough for him to say. He's top five.

Oh, so you got shit on. Oh. And I was listening. And I was listening. Bro, this dude gets, I've been knowing this dude for so long. And he just continues to get stranger and stranger. You know what I? Like, when I first met the nigga, you were cool and fucking.

He was swagged out. Now the niggas just dressed like the equipment manager. He's cozy. He's cozy, bro. Yeah, he's too comfortable, though. He called it cozy cheek. Cozy chic. You know why I be so hard.

You know why I be so hard. It is cozy chic. That's a great way. He literally, my little girl. It's production chic. I probably have known this nigga on anybody that he knows. Word.

Yeah, I knew this thing. We graduated high school when he started college, when he finished, when he got his first job, when he lost his first job. He worked at the cell phone, P. Come on, man. We've been knowing this little nigger, man. You remember when he used to wear big clothes to work every day? Big stupid-ass clothes.

They can tie up, okay? Close to work. Pick your tie up. Tuck your tie in. Big-ha-ha-dress shit. What my y'all worked at? Townsend. That's what's up, man.

Y'all got damn unsung gonna be so fresh. Whatever, the doc, the dock gonna be fresh. Cause they, them old Carlos pictures popping up, but... Come on, man. They, who are those old motherfuckers. That's how y'all know. But they got pictures of this nigga from different eras. That's how you know.

Clay was like the nigger who hoop with y'all. He looked like the tall cousin who hoop and shit. That's time travel, nigg. They got pictures of this nigga from the 70s. Clayton is 206 years old. There it goes. I saw a picture of this nigga in a Roman Bible. Hey, somebody asked me if that nigga sipping out the white fountain was me.

I thought you was the nigga who was thinking like this. Ah, nigg. J-O-N, you on your barbecue sauce today, huh? That's a barbecue sauce. That's for me, because my sweats are the same color as barbecue sauce. Boom. Hey man, I got a bus-skine. You know the internet tracks too, though.

All fat nitty is supposed to have a tuba. They do. The tuba is the... The big nigger instrument. But like big, he might be popular in some schools though. A baritone. You go to like, side with the tail, you'd be like beat twos. But see, that's why I, my whole argument is that we need big people.

We need bad people. Who gonna play the tuba? Come on. You feel what I'm saying? Come on now. Tuba playing that. Who's gonna drive the church van? I'm playing football though.

I wouldn't never know band. For real? Yeah. What was this? Center? You was a sinner, my nigga? You let a nigger touch your nuts. It was terrible.

You was the only one on the team that gave a nigger permission. First of all, we went his shotgun most of the time because I switched the over. No, that's shotgun, me. Y'all was in the air formation. I'm gonna know when you're back there. Shotgun, dick. We shot our quarterback with five, seven. He didn't let you touch your nuts.

It's awful. I thought I was gonna make it. I thought it was gonna be a football player. Hey, you know that part? You got, you got it. He's touching nothing, then you got to protect him. You had a boy, Brandon. These niggins are in a relationship.

He will not be smirch offensive line, but we make shit happen. That's enough. That's enough. That's too much. I'm having too much for it. That's hilarious. What position you play in football? Man, I played on the defense.

I played a cornerback and strong safety and free safety and shit. At the game, I didn't play at all. No, I had my moments, bro. I had my moments. But every time I had one, the coach tried to act like it was just then. Like, when you start doing that, I'm always doing it. It's me! This is what I do, baby.

I remember I had a motherfucker so hard one day, they fumbled like on the game. Ball went all up in the air. The coach was like, you need to get like Carlos Miller. Carlos Miller's pissed off today. My name, they used to call me heavy at school. My coach was like, God damn it heavy, get out of your comfort zone. What is it? Carlos Miller's pissed off today.

today. You saw him? He just went up there and knocked the piss out of it. He said about like Miller's doing. Hey. Hey, they will say me. I don't know what happened. Carlos Miller's got a fire under his ass today.

Clayton's showing up. Clayton showed up. He's us up to the ball, getting in and out the huddles. Man, you do some good shit. You know. Hey, Ronnie Jordan, big players make big plays. You hear me? Big players make big plays.

When you get hurt, they fuck you in. get hurt they fuck you up some more pride is temporary pain it's temporary pride it's forever what you mean right here oh my leg hurt nigga I ain't know we were wide I didn't know how wide I could get until I start getting wide and I was on the inside then I slags to the outside to give us I feel very disobeyed nigga need to say that nigga would just let it flick on their self before yeah yeah you know oh you like the level man don't you pee ditty this shit man Shut up, nigga.

Talk about the levels is good. I like half sound. They like how it sounds. Boil it down. Put the motherfucking filter on it and boil it down. One more time and then bump it. Somebody get a motherfucking trumpet. Ooh, yeah.

A tea and a crumpet. That's a biscuit. I might eat a trisket with a new bitch that I might get tomorrow. You see how I switched it up and hit them with a new flow because I be getting all the holes on the low. Hello.

Hey, 85 sound show the coldest podcast. We'll be right back. It ain't even time to start yet. It ain't need time to start. Come on, bro. We just got it in here. We don't never start right away. We gotta smoke these whole blunts.

This is the goal. This is gonna be every kid's go to work. No, this is gonna be my talking blunt. I gotta, hey, look, guys. You got a lot to say? I'm gonna hold up with you. I'm gonna say it, but I just, y'all need a talking blunt fan?

I may get, I gotta. I may get woozy halfway through depending on how long. You had a long day, bro. Yeah, I know. That's why. You all right? I'm good.

You got on your chest? What's the crafty? What's the crafty talking about? Oh, they didn't win crazy. They didn't win crazy. They didn't know about the crafty. They went crazy. I calculated my breakfast every morning.

Calculated. If I was to eat this breakfast in LA every morning. At one time? If I was to, if I could find a place that had all this shit. Before 10 o'clock. It would be minimum $186. Shit your ass up. No.

Every morning? Yes. Ain't no way you out there eating $186. Is it a Cambodian version squeezing juice? They got smoothies in the morning. So you mean to tell me, in the morning. You telling me that you eating on average,

$200 worth of breakfast every morning. If I was to eat it out in LA for the price. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. If it was at a restaurant, this is how much I estimated the cost. And no wonder you've been acting like that, man. So you eat a pair of retail Jordans every morning. Damn, you know how much a smoothie cost?

Let's not even discuss that in this economy. The smoothie? Organic smoothies, bro? Try one of them in the airport. You're really trying to cap. See, now I know y'all get money, because you're doing shit like buying smoothies at the airport. The airport smoothie, you could have put a down payment on a house.

The little girl swipe your car, like, okay. Happy entertainment. You know what I'm saying? Tone. That's the homie, right? Oh yeah. Come on, man. That motherfucker said, you can't be mad something a smoothie.

Ever. Never. Talk about it, that shit kind of real. and happiness. Shout out the talk. Yeah. In a slush. Oh.

You cut the funk off. What's wrong with you? Oh. Oh. What's happened? That's where the phone come from. It'd be a nigger going like that when the nigger cut it off. Hold up.

Cut it off. A nigger had to start the funk off with it. Oh. There it go. Or some stupid shit in the beginning. Cut it off again. Hold on, man. Hold on, man.

Hold on, man. Where's the fuck? Wait a minute! What the fuck is wrong with you? That nigga would have got kicked out of parliament for that. Brud. Because that niggins was on cocaine and acid. They were on acid.

That would have never been doing so good. Bray, you're on that Coke. You're too hyper. Is that your way of saying pass a blunt? Jump in the gun. You got to work on your communication skills, bro. Don't do nothing until you hit some weed. That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Look at a machine first. Brother, the funk is not anxious. Okay. The funk is patient. Man, the funk is very patient. The funk not only has the power to move, it has the power to remove.

Come and laugh from your chocolate never wearing. Laugh from a place called right now. Lollipop, the long-haired sucker. I am the lollipop, man. The long-haired sucker. Why the niggas don't talk

with concern no more? They did in the Pimp movie. You want me to stop, man? You really want me to stop selling drugs? What's out there for me, Johnny? What else can I do, baby? There's nothing loud. It will be smoke, got it from?

Nothing. I mean, we're smoking a half an ounce a day. What more can we do? Oh, shit. Don't talk like that no more. Yeah, I heard that little funk you had. Sound like it had a three on it to me. It was cool.

It was cool. It sounded like it had a three on it to me. But can you imagine to be in your phone? I mean, I was down south. I was digging some funk. Hey, that's shit funny. We don't have no more of them, boy. Man, no phone.

Hey, folk, that's what y'all dress are like. what y'all dress are like. They do a dolomite over. The little haircuts in the outfit, dolomite out, it's done. It needs to be out. It's done. It's done.

There's a lot of people in there. That black dynamite is underrated too. Wesley Snipes is in there. Westlisnice is in there. Wesley Snipes is in there. Who else in there? You know what? I don't even know who in there,

but I'd be willing to bet. Tiff and the Haddish in there somewhere. Gotta be. Probably. Lou Neil is in there. Okay. You gotta have a Lou Neal. You got to.

Why would you, why would you not have Lou Neal? Especially for Dolomite? You hate. Lou Nell, my opinion. Lunell should have been Queen B. I mean, if anybody knows the series, she definitely should have been Queen B. But you know, I'm not a casting director.

I'm just a fan with a team. Right, you're just a fan with a vision. With an opinion. Hey, come on, man. More than an opinion. Come on. We know how many times we'd have opine? You know how many people just should have been in there

just because they got to look. Rodney Perry should have been in there doing something. Something. I want him to say, hey, Jack. He looked like it. He should have been in that. Who else should have been in that, Clay? Oh, man.

I'm not sure who all in there, so I don't want to say about it. We just pitching. Man, you know who else would look like that. I could have been in that shit. They're from that time period. You know, the bad guy from fresh. He like black, but he's Spanish. The dude from school days.

You know who I'm talking. Yeah. Yeah. He's Spanish, but he's Spanish. He'd be black on some shit in Spanish and other. He's Spanish on CSI. That thing. brother Dean almighty come over he made a bitch lick his wave part had a part in his

fade he the first one set a girl out real quick for the squad he need the first one he the first one do it on camera on camera he go he got to get that I don't I mean first I can't argue with that be yeah half pint hit chat out to Spike Lee he just won Oscar he didn't just win it but he did it's still new fifth nomination for Spike Lee. All right. Do not turn that motherfucker clock on. Yeah, his reaction was a little, hey man. I'm gonna tell you right now, man. We win anything? Do not jump on me, man.

Why not? No. You don't think DC y'em like going to jump on you, bro? Not like, not, not like how, I don't think he would jump on on me like that. Not like that. But like in the black community, he did just win. Yeah, but you jump up like, you jump up like Scooby-Doo. And I got Got you. You don't jump up and wrap around me. What if they were sitting around smoking back in the 90s and it was like, me about ever with Oscar, I would jump in your heart.

And they laughed. It was funny. You don't know how they knew. They've been knowing each other. They've been knowing each other. It might have been a running joke. You know I'm jumping your arms. I don't know, Samuel Jackson probably.

And you don't know what age of me? My body not the same, man. Don't expect me to hold you. What if he wasn't about the jump and then Sam made him jump? Sam made him jump because he was picking him up anyway. He had to jump. What if he had to jump to avoid the wedgy? Hilarious.

There's a lot of scenarios that could have made him jump. What if Sam couldn't hold it done that thing? You got a strong case, you're trying to give him the benefit. What if Sam gave him the look like, like what, like commercial break, Sam gave him nigger. Like you know the look where you're potting trying to tell you someone, nigger, you, you, get ready. You bullshit. Nigger, get ready.

I'm gonna pick you. I'm gonna pick you up, nigga, jump. They mind the playing that. Because it was smooth. The transition was smooth. Can't tell the truth, though. Give him his credit. No, no, no.

The transition was smooth, but I also think Spike a little dude. That's exactly what I was going to. He's a little dude. He's been, he's been, it's not the first time. So that's why I said, that's why I said, I don't know about. That might be how they celebrate. Okay. They won a lot of shit that we don't know nothing about.

This is probably space partners, you know what I'm putting it out there. Manifesting when it do happen don't jump on you don't jump on me now that we got it on file Clayton said don't jump if it won't matter what we win how what's the no no no scooby do jump is fine like jump by you like jump up I got you Lamboleet but don't ever wrap legs right I don't think nobody on this side of things they'll ever do you know that's what I'm saying hey man if you were the lambo leap and we got some shit like you won't show all I'd be stairs and shit where y'all talk about jumping the shit so hold up wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Welcome back to the 85 South social man Carlos Miller.

Hey, my man Clayton English brought up a very interesting point. Don't matter what the team win. Don't ever jump up and wrap your legs around my waist. No. Never, my nigga. Come on now. No. My son can't do that.

Hold yourself. No. Hold yourself. Compose yourself. Compose yourself. Come on. Gather. Gather.

Amen. Gather. Come on. It's key. Gather. How you fellas doing. If you don't know who I'm in here with today, I'm in here with the magnificent Clayton English. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The luxurious. You're enjoying. Hey. You know what I'm saying? How you living, G? Doing good, man.

I see you swagged out in, your polo, you know what I'm saying? Hey, man, you know what I'm saying? Cuffy shit. Looking like a college professor and shit. This whole shit snap in the back. Yeah, at a HBCU. J O.N. What's up, Pimp? Man, we're letting you talk this season and shit, you know.

He had the second contracting shit. Trying to let his deal. Renegotiate. Yeah, he won't speaking roll. The nigga to win craig. Yeah. Last couple seasons he's been too high to talk, but now he's getting his life together. And then he got a lot of interest in points of view.

You know, maybe he'll throw some of them out there sometime. He talked fast, so you got to listen, slow. Hey, man, speaking to wit, bring the funk back, because this is not the trap living room without some funk playing in the background. Come on, man. Hey. Bring the funk back in. I think you got an internship with Warren G. Come on, man.

We need lay dog on this. Just last night I was fucking this bitch with a lace front on her head. Got naked in the bed broom and then we started fucking on the bed. Man that ass was fat like a mug. I said, ooh, I need some more hair. She got naked and we went outside smoking wheat and I had to get her. Because all I wanted from the bitch was some hair. Because she had bed bugs in the bay.

Some stupid shit. Some real stupid shit. That was great. G-Funk records. The rhythm is light? Right. And life is rhythm. What the fuck.

If you know like I know, you don't want to fuck the bitch. Because I brought stuff dirty and I bet her Gucci itch. If you go in a raw, you're gonna have to go see the doctor. Just be like your boy Did and just get them head from her Hey, we're stupid And we don't make no sense We be fucking with the girls

Who be laid on the rent I say we're stupid And we don't make no sense I'm only fucking with the girls Who'd be laid on their rent Hey, I'm boogey But fuck we should hurt Only fucking with it

And she pay a rent on the third Or the fifth and get stiff And when the penalties are already implied And she lies saying, whoa I already know She had the money or the slid it under the nose That's the way the game go, put the note on the dough, and if I owe you some more, you can get it, but not today.

Hey, IK, H to the L-M-O-P, and you can see me dog on your motherfucking TV. Shout out to everybody watching the show. They keep watching the show. Hey, I said, everybody watching the show. Hey, keep watching the show, and please stop asking me when we're coming. We're coming. God damn. Hold on.

See, my microphone didn't even type of this shit. I've been having microphone struggles for two episodes. So in YouTube time, that's like five months. So what you're, what you, uh... On this side? But shit. You gotta see how this name is dressed. Wakanda forever.

He dressed like he only delivered black pants. Nurse Kwame. It's dressed like a woke nurse. Like a woke nurse. at Martin Luther King Hospital. Oh, no squamee. Man, show them this bullshit. You dress like the chocolate cup of strawberry.

That's right. Yeah, man. You gotta see this bullshit, though. He had to figure the way to get him on camera hilarious. He dressed like he... Look at this bullshit. Look at this bullshit. Look at this bullshit.

Look at this bullshit. They're taking blood in Wakanda. Yeah, man. Checking for vibranium and shit. You ain't no Chachala had sugar, niggins. That's the nigger. Did he have this in Maroon? That's the nigger who comes in.

You have Bordeaux? Is it Bordeaux? He's the nigger that come in when the baby feet come in first. He's like, ooh, she died, lady child, uh-uh. Ooh, uh-uh, uh-uh. A niggins look at your pussy. Oh, bitch. No.

He teaches breastfeeding class. This thing is a B-Simon fan. Baby girl! We got a baby girl out for them. That's the dude, you're on my mind hanging out with your girl. We'll be going shopping with the bitches and everything. Like he worked at Build the Bear, goddamn. Hey, man.

hilarious. This is the real cold part, though, man. You know, I've been traveling all over the places, man. Everybody fucking went the 85s out. That's what's up, man. The nigga that put the luggage on the plane, bro. The nigga that worked out. At the motherfucker, what gas station is that on Camp Creek, man?

Is that racetrack a quick trip? Might be quit trip. Yeah, man, one of them. It might be. I don't know which one of it is. Hello, hello? They fucking with it over there on Camp Creek. Shout out to TSA.

TSA. They helped. They didn't, but they know what happened. They know what happened. They didn't help, but they did, but they didn't. They ain't make it worse. But they, yeah. That's what you're saying.

I see y'all, I see y'all. Yeah. Shout out to out of the cool black police. Yeah. When you see them in their uniform, they try to act like they hate the police. I fuck with it. I know, a job is a job, my nigga.

This is anything in the club without a mustache is a cop anyway. You know what? This is a great platform to put this out, bro. Because you know, unpopular opinions are the thing on social media. Everybody giving out their unpopular. You want to hit one of my unpopular black opinions?

What you got? That black people don't hate the police? My mom was a cop. You get what I'm saying? There is no hate for the police. No. No. We understand that.

that we need these motherfuckers too, but we just want them to treat everybody the way they treat black people. Right. That's all we want. If y'all gonna be killing motherfuckers, kill everybody. If y'all gonna be whooping folks' ass,

whoop everybody ass. If you gotta go, if you go to jail for suspended license, everybody needs to go to jail. If you gonna go to goddamn, hey, do the same shit. Pull the way folks out the car. You gotta get the same shit, man. Grab on their dick too, man. You gotta get the same shit.

Tell them you smell weed when you don't smell nothing. Get the cocaine. They're the ones got the drug. So y'all heard about the teenager? Yeah! The girl. Ran over the folks at the band.

Three four people. Ran over three, four people. What? And then they said she's not gonna do no jail time. Nigger, I know niggas in jail right now for expires, insurance, and suspended license. But hell, like, child support. License, like you can go to jail for child support.

Tickets and shit. Come on, man. The nigga put me on one time. I saw my check engine light was on and took me the jet. Come on, man. He said, you're not responsible. You're not even taking care of this car. You need some oil in this bitch.

Let me lock your ass off. I got locked up on Martin Luther King Day one day. I took the weed on me and you can smell it. You can smell it in the police car. That's the most hateful shit ever. You're a black man. You shouldn't have even been pulled over on Martin Luther King's. Yeah, but you should have had immunity.

Unless we, unless it's out of control. You should have had a whole immunity on that one. Unless somebody's doing a crime. Leave us alone. That's so black. I gotta hit the black on that. It's a black moment. It's a black.

It's a black on the black moment. I got, yeah. Locked up on Dr. Key Day. No, this is dedicated to my niggins who are watching this who can't hit the weed. I found the segment to hit the weed. Because some niggas know, sometimes you just got to. I'm just gonna take a moment. That hurt my heart and my blackness to hear you say.

That you got locked up on money on the King. Only on the 85 South Trail where you get some shit like that. some shit like that, bro. Yeah. God, that. Now, give me this blunt, man. I just had to tap that for my niggas who want probation. Where.

You know how many. I got to, I got to even... Dad is this show them brought back together since we started. This is the community right here. This is the village. Everybody come here to goddamn meet up. This shit, like the hangout on 2K.

Well, niggas go see where to play at and shit. This is it dope, bro. That's why we're going to put number of legends behind us, bro. Look at that. That's Marvin Gay. A nigga yelled out. Hold on, then that's us. That's just an African, like a real African.

Right. We don't know if it's a boy or a girl. It's an uncut, African. They are great. Just a pure, uncut. They are great. That's a hole in the wall. But figuratively, it's a vagina.

Uh-huh. Okay, guys. Look, this is the rebirth. It's the wound. We're looking out the pussy. We're in all right. This is the wound. That's why it's so comfortable.

This picture right here. It is comfy. just documents the journey like we didn't came a long way but we got a long way to go oh yeah that's a that's a that's a piece that's a feeling the spirit we the message ain't really important but it's by a nigga named Chester Higgins Jr. Yeah. Like from what we know and what we made up he was a fool with it. Oh Chester Higgins used to go crazy.

Chester was out here? You know Chester Higg. Chester was out here? Hey man, Chessie Higgs out on these holes, man. He was old. I think I heard about chest of his. He's a drug dealer. He sold refra.

Reef, like real refo. He was the first motherfucker to allocate an alligator. Come on. First nigga to pull up in his hood in a brand new cat. What? The nigga had ostrich skin before the niggas new ostrich's head skin. Had a real record player in that bitch. Come on, man.

Slade 45s and the big one. I heard about him. He had the house phone in. What? The nigga had to send him. He had a landline. that ran from the house in the car as far as he needed the goddamn goat right the shit you know what everybody called him chester higgins junior he wasn't even a junior he didn't really know his

father he was his own father but he made you respect the junior part you had to because he had hands he had hands bruh the niggins was a hood legend because he could dance his ass on oh man He could dance on his hand. Yeah. Nigger was good at everything. Dress his ass off, bad bitches. Nigger knew how to hold conversation with white people. Oh, man.

Remember he used to play basketball, but he would only play in Long John. Come on, man. No matter the weather. Like, shut up, all the way up. All the way up, no matter the weather. Long John, hooping. Hooping.

And didn't give him no fucks. At all. Nigger had the biggest afro in his class. Chester Higgins, Jr. was a legend, bro. He did. He was doing it out here. He was a legend. I almost went to the NBA.

I heard he could have it went to the NBA. Coulda? It was still on the table. He was debating. Come on, man. Try it out for the Rams one time. I heard he was the first nigga, the snicket camera in the movies. That was his brother.

Okay. That's Lester Higgins. Lester Higgins did that? All right, got it. No Jr., but he was still a man in his own right. He was a man in his own right, but he wasn't no Chester Higgins Jr. Right. Chester Higgins Jr. wasn't no Chester Higgins Jr.

But actually, I said it wrong because it was his little brother, Barry Higgins, him and... Like, Lester had a different daddy. He wasn't even a Higgins. His last name was Biltmore. Bilt was his surname? Was his surname? Okay, got it. It's built more.

Yeah. This is hilarious. This is what we do. I mean, we just really just... I don't know if you can see over there, but we definitely have some tities in the building. Yo, a niggas yelled that shit out at me in public... We didn't put a face on them, and we tried to make them, you know, like, we didn't want to, you know, make them too big or too small. We didn't want to be obscene.

Because, you know, we don't know who's tithes. It's hard. The bigger the titty is the mad people get when they come out. Right. Big titties are offensive. Why? It's something about a big titty that America just can't do. Oh my goodness man.

Pools out your insecurities. A big-ass titty. A big black titty. Hold on, hold on. A big black titty. They think it's cute when little titty's pop out. They do the whole little segment on E-News. Whose titty popped out at the Oscars?

Little pink nipple. It's cute. They put a little smiley face on it. But a big black ariola, they can't put no smiley face on that. They got to blur that whole. We got to put an little emoji on them. No. That whole titty.

You got to be blurred. Got to put a CD cover. Let one of them tities fall out. Big ditty. See, I think... Camera scrambling. They try to push them. Right America is afraid to let other countries know that they have an obsession with black titties and black bodies.

You can just look at the point statistics. They love us, but they don't love us. Yeah. They love our culture. Come on, man. I don't even know what the fuck that is. They just love our essence, the shit, the sauce, the goddamn. You know what I think it is?

I think white people only like the FaceTime version of black people. Like they want us around but not in the room. Or they want one around sometimes. You know, like white people try to act like you their black friend and they want to introduce you to other black people they know and see how y'all play together. Hey guys, it's Ronnie. Have you ever had a black, a white person?

Can we call you Big Ron? No, motherfucker. Have you ever had a white person nominate? you is they black friend and you didn't know shit about it they you didn't have a talk about it or nothing no no they just pull you by the hand and say come here this is this is my black friend Carlos someone I want you to meet they always tell you who you got to meet you know who you got to meet my friend Ron you guys would hit it all you know Ron they asked you if you know him because you're black

I want to call him Big Ron he won't let me you don't know Ron Ron. Let me do it. Let me do it. I've been saying this. How do you guys and I know each other? You've never been here with Big Rooms, goodbye? We all been on state, a lot of different stages, and a lot of people hear me say this, and I'm glad y'all hear the vouch, man. Tell them, white people laugh at every kind of racist joke except the ones about white people. Yeah, they'll be quiet on their own. Yeah. Like, not all, but a good proportion, like sometimes it'll just, but that's if they feel

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And I said, oh, wow, this is great. I'm glad doing black history month, y'all. Bought a black dude, the couple of four for y'all. Bought one cash. Wow. And they were like, ugh. They looked to be like, oh my God. Like, this show was so funny.

What joke do you tell after that? I don't even remember. Hold on. You say that shit and it's true in some places, but you remember that one time we was in that country-ass shit. White people country, not just like country with black folks, like cowboy western type bar. It was all them white people and you was telling them how they had mixed grandkids. You were going in. Going in, I thought we weren't going to get out that bitch, bro.

But then they started laughing, bro. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? I don't remember that shit. That she was like outside. It's in Georgia somewhere, but it was out the fuck. Is it what the Abeddale shit? The place was way too big for the amount of people.

Like, it was a good amount of people, but the place was like super big. There was a whole sign that was like dark or something shit. You know what I'm talking about? And you said all type of crazy shit to their ass about. That's backing out of hustle days when I didn't give a fuck. I didn't know no about it. I didn't know how to hone my weapons. It worked, though.

It worked like a motherfucker. It worked. Because the truth is always funny. Motherfuckers left. Yeah. Walk to the car. Drink to both. Hilarious.

Hey, man. That's comedy. Everything ain't going to work for everybody. I got in trouble at Georgia State the day after Black Panther came out. You know, now at the school, they don't just have a step show. It can't be just a divine. I got to be like a Greek showcase. Oh.

So everybody's included. Everybody's included white Greeks, black Greek, Spanish for sororities, non-greaving. Just Greek motherfuckers. Just for them to fund it, they have to, they have to include everybody, man. What I'm saying, but do they even want to do that? Bro, the crazy shit is they don't, it's not called a step show no more. It was like, it was like a lip sync stroll step battle. So now they didn't turn the shit in the stage, girl.

Man, you could do whatever the fuck you want to. Yeah, it was so the first, it was like Lambda, Lambda Chi or something. And it was all these white girls. I'd want it that way, Lambda knew. Right. This said Georgia State now. I got up and said, I said, give it up for.

Then the glass break and the explosion go off and some Iggy Azalea come in? Naga, yes. Bad bitches, I don't want them idiotic. Come on, man. Get tired of them to fuck out of it. They came off state. I was like, give it up for Lambda, Lambda,

colonizers. And them days got mad. He was like, you got apologize. Do you apologize? Yes, I'm sorry. I said, I said, I'm sorry I called your colonizers because y'all colonizers. You're pussy. You're pussy.

Because they are colonizing. I know. But you apologize, though. They are. That wasn't an apology if you didn't apologize, right? Man, you should have been a gangster and just walked off. Fuck y'all money. They ain't apologizing for shit.

I don't apologize. There's one school. I don't know. I don't know about fuck that money, right? Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, yeah. I might, I might. I might. You probably can go back now anyway.

Yeah, I can't go back. What happened? What's your talking about? Brough, this was probably, like one of them white schools down in Louisiana, way in the woods. You did the shit you did in the Cowboy Bar? Man, they had, I had showed up. First of all, I was late because the shit, the far is fucked. And I was stupid, and I fucked around and waited and drove to the bitch.

Oh, you do drive. You used to be driving late, nigger. I'd be like, nigger, what time is the show, like? He said, seven. Drove. In Jackson. Yeah, it's 4. This nigga, be here.

Yeah, the tub. Get you, go, leave, nigga. I'm leading. Yeah, I got a travel phone. Hey, man. Hey, man. You take all day. You're going into that bitch.

I'd be like, bro. You got it. That's how that's pictures from you from different time periods, Nick. That's how, nigga, you broke the time period. I know, because I didn't happen to me too, man. Hey, man.

This man, Clay knows that some shit is weird. Man, one night we left to go to a goddamn show. to a goddamn show it was dark little motherfucking rain like hell by the time we got to the east side nigga it looked like another morning like the goddamn sun another day that shit was the craziest shit ever man dust to a done shit we didn't droop to another day I'm talking about that shit was raining stupid hard getting on that shit up on the interstate like up 75 and then it's just like that bitch home you can look back and see like the rain just stop kind of in the middle of the highway like a line you never had to have one of the

rainstorms and like your defrosts fucking up bro man come on you got to wipe that mous fuck the fuck up y'all got to shut the fuck up the windows up shout out the people who just not figured out how to work their defraud you've been in the car with somebody like cut that motherfucker home man you're trying to look out the window you've been in the car with somebody and don't none of their buttons work don't shit work hey you know but if your car fucked up you know the rules you got to tell people whatever the fuck is fucked up in there hey man don't get in here touching shit all right yeah that window to go down it's not coming back don't touch it shit man i don't like the radio work because we don't touch it we got to listen

to what's on there man hey and it's going to change the radio for no reason but do not touch it bruh don't think of who he eject on the cdb jill jill i don't like when you're in the car with them of, and whatever wrong with their car, whenever it start acting up, they look at you like you had something to do with it. What? Niggia, you know your car were going to start shaking when you got off this interstate route.

I ain't do nothing, man. Diggins start. If I had to pick your ass up. People be riding around with some fucked up cars. You think you're trying to be safe and shit. Oh, you put your seatbelt on. Now you got to clamp under that bitch to get out. What?

Yeah, the lock don't work. How the fuck you got to talk that lock don't work? You gotta tell her. Remember them cars with the shit, the seat button, zz, that shit damn to choke your ass. Like, why you still got this? Right.

Come on, man. The one you can't even unbutton. This shit to fuck up. If you don't put your seatbelt on. They don't know what you're doing. You might be doing this shit on purpose. Right. Snitching head, cop.

Bing, ding. Shut the fuck up. You ever just ride and see how long are to do it for? Oh, man. Let me see how long this shit go. It won't. I put that bitch on. I really drag like an old nigga.

Somebody had this shit fucked up and it wouldn't go off, even with your seatbelt on. Especially when the goddamn rental car. It's one of them or last money collo. Right. The money carlo's name.

It's the worst shit. Hey, welcome back to another rendition of the 85 South show. It is time for us to tell you. Yeah, black men don't cheat. I'm going to have to start telling you all again because a lot of motherfuckers. seem to have forgotten.

Boy. That is not news. That is facts. You can argue with your ball head auntie named Johnny Ray. Your ball head ain't. You want this one? You want to smoke this one? I'll take it.

That's what we're smoking on. Much love to all my smokers worldwide. You know, I just got to work with high times. Sometimes I sit here and cross my legs like I'm really on some shit, man. It's a bad habit. Hey, man. Do you, you, is this hot times weed? Uh, that's in California.

Oh, okay. man you know yeah they live in Atlanta but it's from California okay it's a lot of Cali weed here because there's a lot of California people here right and they have preferences and it's the rap capital yeah and like that Detroit got some good weed too but they're sure to fuck they're rapping they murder drop they murder rate dropping because they give you too much you know they're about to give you a lot when niggins ask when you leave they don't give what you paid for they give you like three times that much shout out the foolers you

got his own strand foolish o g i had got an ounce for 30 dollars the last time i was in detroit the only time i've ever done that is the first time i went to detroit and i got an ounce for 40 dollars i was like damn it's been that long the ounce price is don't drop that's how you know it's been a minute right but it's legal in right right medical yeah yeah you got to smoke i think chicago is too and lans slowly dragging his feet they don't you know they got a proposition but they want to they want people to amend it because they're not including the black growers in the amount i can't forget the number but they got it almost pushed through but it's like the cannabis community they're trying to like get the

people to amend the bill because you know they'll they'll freeze us out like it will it'll be no opportunities for i'm gonna get what i'm saying yeah they said we got to start showing up to that shit i'm gonna have license yeah man i'm a grosser yeah because my dad had surgery man they're motherfuckers they'd be trying to get you so many pills and shit bro this shit I got them on the CBD. They got them on the CBD. There you go. They taxing a little bit, though.

Is this a commercial? Oh, no, man. Did we just plug? Wait a minute. Insert commercial here for CBD product. You want a commercial? Right. CPD.

Hi, my name is Carlos Miller and CBD saved my motherfucking life. Every time I do a commercial, I do it. Because I know who I'm talking to. Who are you talking to? My audience, the 85 South Show. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's podcasts for niggas who get a new bitch keep your socks on.

Yeah. Yeah. You dig what I'm saying? Yeah. Why are you taking your socks off? No, bro. You don't let no man see your feet. That's the rule number one.

This is amazing. You know this. I'm so married, bro. I don't be doing none of this shit. I'm so married. I'm like, I don't know. You know. You know.

It's a crazy thing, right? Like on your worst day, she still got to love you because she swore she would. She lost 100 pounds. 100 pounds. She made a pinky promise to love you forever no matter what happened. Let me clap so they don't think I'm a hater. I've been to do this in real life, though. My kids looking to be like, all right, nigger, your turn, come on now, just get it.

No, bro. You good. Don't think that you gotta lose no weight. Let me give you the nigger perspective on it. The better she look, the colder nigger it makes you look like. It do make me look colder. You get it? Because dad looked like, she the freak, like, ooh, she's like fat,

Or then they like, this nigger must be used to sell dope before comedy because high fat nigger get a fine bitch. It's questions. I always had a nice looking chick. But that's what I'm trying to tell you when they ask you, that's how you hit them. I always had a cold. Girls like niggas who listen and talk. Like motherfuckers who are clever and you're a great listening.

A girl will be looking at you like, What is he gonna talk to me? Don't get to him yet. Let me introduce it. There's somebody with a happy household. Hold on, man. This is game coming from somebody husband. If you wanna be a better nigga and figure out

how you can one day be somebody's father, listen to this nigga, man. What you said, bro? And I wouldn't interrupt in your big player. No, just you gotta listen to them. Women tell you everything you need to know about them. You could just listen and fucking give it back to her in pieces, fucking take it in and shut up sometimes.

Let me put this in 85 South Show nigger term. Nick, you gotta listen to what she said. Didn't give your opinion back, but you don't gotta fix shit. See, a lot of niggas be thinking you gotta fix shit. You don't have to fix you. I learned, you have to learn that. You don't gotta be fixing. You're not to fix her.

Sometimes she just wanna hear a niggins say, damn that's crazy. I can't believe that bitch tried you like that. Right. Sounding board, bro. Just pay attention. Just let her be wrong for a minute. Say back what she said. Yeah.

But different. But women talk different from us, bro. I know that's why I found. They give a fuck about all the shit. all the shit that you would never tell him about like what their stories they want yeah they because we'd be like man the bitch came and this happened and then we got some chicken and we smoke one and you know like we just we leave up a lot of shit to niggas going through the same experience and just like

you know how that shit's supposed to have a lot of context then come on man women want to know well first of all we were sitting in the living room the trap living room and the Ronnie was on the couch and Clay was there and me and Chad and Joe and then Craig was there and J-O-N was there and then Yeah, Rimo was there. Who's Rimo? You know, Rimo, the nigga with the hat. He'd be there sometime, he'd be quiet.

You know that, nigga. Is that the guy? Yeah, you know. All right, they give a fuck about all that bullshit. The details. Yeah. Niggas who like good have a lot of details, too. No, that's why you get caught because you've got too many details,

how you know all that shit, nigga? Right. The truth is... That's what happened to Justice Smaller. You know. That's what I've been trying to get niggins to understand. The truth is a goddamn lie. That's what it, man, nigga, you got all them details

talk about you telling the truth. No to fuck you, ain't. We don't keep track of details. I hit his ass back. I was like, no, he didn't. Hey, man, that nigga, I got a new business. If you got a lie, call up to the 85-south show, and we will listen to you a lot and tell you,

what's wrong with your life? This one, I knew the whole shit was a lot. When the niggas said, he was the gay Tupac. And above all, I fought the fuck back. I'm the gay Tupac. It wasn't no gay Tupac. It wasn't no gay Tupac, bro. And listen.

It wasn't one. And that's no disrespect to nobody. It just wasn't one. Your brother made drippity drop anywhere. drop. Okay, come on. If we can do it, if we can do it right now, let's go down to the levels. First of all, you came home from a flight, went home, boom, two in the morning decided to go to Subway. Never. Mother, first, that's the first laugh. Ain't nobody making no decision to eat Subway or two and a normal. And then second of all,

you're not going to walk. Postmates. Postmates. Hold up. You can't even do this. See, this is what we're not going to do. You know what? We're giving it too much light. That's not for us to decide. Because if we discuss it as men who prefer vagina steaks. Right. They're gonna say that we're hating. No, no, no, it's all right. So let's leave, let's leave that alone. Now, this is one thing that needs to be said,

first and foremost. I am not a black man that supports any black man going to jail for a lot of shit. Yeah, those are a bunch of misdemeanors. No, man. Especially a rich nigger. Rich niggas don't post it. Nah, see, I can't say that,

because rich niggas doing the most shit right now. Right, he did a lot. See, I'm not defending, I'm not defending bad behavior, first of all. First of all, I'm only talking about like niggins who ain't do shit. Hey man, look, fam, you know, you can, like, apologize in advance. That's what I was doing. I was doing, trying to do like, I don't want my...

You see what I was doing? I was pumping my brakes, my next. I don't, because I don't want no... Because, like, we live in a time where motherfuckers to take a piece of something and then make a lot of something, and then you ain't even said none of this shit. But you know who I fucked with? But, like, but to be honest, I don't care of you gay or not.

He had to feel like a piece of shit. We already off that. We let that shit go. Because you put that part in it. Now they're gonna hear their name and then they're gonna think you said something about them. Trust me. Trust me. I know.

The only people I'm shouting out of them not of them. Don't shout them out either because they're gonna fuck around and hi-hacker our YouTube page. No, they're gonna be, no, bro. That's what I'm saying. When you shout them out, you're gonna bring them over here, bro. We're gonna go to upload the show and then we're gonna look up. I'm telling you. No, bro.

Man, y'all niggas don't know. That's their new business. No, man. Don't. No, bro. I'm not fucking with. Hello, do you need your asswood? Are you Carlos?

Why are you? Why are you in the comments? Why are you like that? You're going to be in the comments and they're going to tell y'all that that's not even the right accent. That's going to make them mad. They don't, they don't have the right accent. It's Nigerian with an Atlanta accent. You're still talking about them, bro.

Move on, man. Just move on. He's paying. I'm just saying. It's not even them. It's not even them. So you're gonna shout out them and then we gotta shout out

all the South Africans because now they're mad because you said Nigeria instead of South Africans and they're gonna be like all the love we show y'all and we talk regular fuck the act

I'm telling you bro I've been doing this shit so shout out to who else niggas Ghana Liberia Africa big and fuck bro you got a shout

out everybody bro it's a whole goddamn continent don't call them a country you get beat up They spent, now, now it's, now they're gonna be mad you called in Africa. We got the woke people who'll be watching this shit too. And they're gonna have a whole argument in the comments about what it was originally called and all this shit, bro. Just trust me, man.

It's treacherous out of them. Why would you type that much? Our comments are like, a world start. Yeah. You know who I love, though? They work theirself out. Motherfuckers are they, they like eat each other. They argue each other?

Yeah, like they like, work. I got a good argument going on my page. They like the fucking... You know why? Immune system. Because the 85% is go hard. They don't even let nobody say nothing fucked up about it. Because it's not just a podcast.

It's an actual living organism comprised of a bunch of people. I thought you said... I thought you was about to say that it was an atmosphere. Well, it is kind of like an atmosphere where you think of a cloud, but it's a mind network. I like to think of it as an ecosystem. Oh, come on, man. Because the weed smoke is the... oxygen right well the ecosystem about how far do you think that reaches are we

talking about the troposphere are we in the stratosphere where you know what I'm saying like we close the water but like not close enough where some shit happened naturally that it'll fuck us up oh so we like in the ground with the sedimentary rock you know what we kept if like if I had to put it in a place it'll be kind of like it'll kind of be like Northern California or like Central Florida but I'm just saying landscape not location Okay, so in your mind there's a lot of plateaus, flames, like, bro, valleys and peninsula. Like it'd be hot as fuck in the daytime, but at night you really want your short zone,

and it's not that sticky hot. You feel what I'm saying? I've got that humidity. You don't want the humidity because you check the barometer earlier. Nice clean breeze where you want the windows and shit open, and don't nobody even fuck with your shit. You can leave your days in a lot. Oh, you talk about that nice, goddamn Florida-esque. Flamingo colored hotel room, balcony.

Miami. Right, with the loafers on. Where they put the curtains on the sheets with the pole? Come on, with the loafers on. When you walk in the room, it's a neon light on, make you look like you fucking with a prostitute or something. It looked like the part of the Scarface when he went to the seat of Columbia. Come on, bro.

Got it. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I got you. Think like, think Hawaiian shirts. Oh, Magnum P.I. Come on, man. 22 burning in your pocket oh let's go vintage Ferrari got it that's what how we living over here with you live I've had this whole conversation in my head two

days ago for real by yourself by myself talk to me that's great it's great I was like yeah I was talking about the same shit what's some more game you can give him from the husband's side of things Ron and Jordan oh shit listening is everything how long you've been married It's coming up on 15 years and shit. You know what? I like how you always dip in and bring us some game from the other side back over here. 15 years.

Yeah, man. I'm learning every day. She's changing. Women change, man. You got to fucking adapt to. That's how I know you're really doing it because I would never expect to hear you say no shit like that. What? Because he said it like he was on a real talk show.

Man, you know, women change, man. I'm learning every day. I'm like, who is this nigga right now? But I did request to speak to the husband's saying. Right, I guess that's what the fuck. I guess that's how you communicate. You got to move, man. Right.

You're learning every day? What'd you learn yesterday? Shit. That she need to break sometimes, shit. What'd you learn today? Today? To give a one. See, you're really learning and shit.

You ain't connecting no doubt. Yeah, I know. It sounded great coming up. No, you're a husband. You got the Air Force Warns on this shit. Oh, this is all, this is the Lowe's kit. Yeah. Like, you see this shit, man.

What I'm supposed to see? He's in husband mode, man. I'm chilling. He's got to be in husband mode. Do you see how quick is switch? Yeah, because he's won. You've got to switch. He can't act no other way.

I don't know if you're still smoking or whatever, you know. Why we just got this random ass drum right? Is this drum in the shot? Stupid-ass drum. I got a drum. The strings coming off. Nobody ever plays this. Right, man.

That motherfucker looked like it worked its way into the shot. Hold on. Let me talk about some recent happenings, man. Because somebody might give a fuck about some of this shit. Recent happenings in the world on the 85 South Show. Welcome back. I got some live updates that's coming to you from our live update center located via Stankonia, Georgia. We are looking at some property

and stank on here, Georgia. Yes, they need to call us back. Okay, breaking news. What you got? O'Dell Belkin got traded to Cleveland. Mm-hmm. Really? Tony O'Brien got traded to Oakland.

That's what nigs do like football. Somebody got their change net. I hate it for that young man. I ain't going to, you know, I hate it for that young man. We ain't going to, we ain't going to divulge on it, but. They got a college. They're working to get it back. They got a college admission scandal.

White people going to goddamn jail. Aunt Beck. Come on, can we talk about that, please? Go ahead. William Rick Singer is accused of orchestrating a scheme that lasted nearly 10 years. Prosecutors say it's the biggest case of fraud that they have ever seen. Actress Lori Lachlan and Felicity Huffman are among dozens of wealthy parents accused of paying large sums to get their children into elite schools under false pretenses.

Since you have a perspective, I'm talking about it. What the fuck, man? You need some music? We knew y'all wasn't that smart. Do you need music for this? No. No. You don't need the funk?

No, well, if we gonna do it on the funk, then it's a whole different thing. Hey, J-O-N, can he get some funk for this? Because I feel like Clayton got a lot of funk on his heart right now. Just coming out. Speak to him, Clayton. Come on, man. Listen. What happened?

They was paying to go to school, Cat Daddy. No, man. Hey, man, don't tell me that. Tell me something else, baby. Don't tell me whatever. Just don't tell me that, man. They were taking to go to six meals. Six mills.

Six milly to go to University of Texas. So you mean to tell me they was paying double to go to school? Bitch, I'd rather put a bitch in 18 Lexus. Ain't no way. But why? I don't get it. Like, why would you get it? First of all, I don't understand it, but I knew they weren't that smart.

And that's why we're fucked up now. Not only what they're going in school. Because it's dummies. Y'all are dummies. They pay for your school. Not only when they're going to school, bro. They were playing school. Sports and Somo shit.

Sports, they never even played. Just because their parents had bread. They're like connected. Listen, man. You're not good. This probably what blew it right there. Hey man. Him.

How he made the team? He can't dribble. Right, man. He cannot. Y'all want to hit some oh shit? Connor McGregor was arrested for robbery, but that's not robbery. All he did was smash.

somebody's phone, which I totally agree with. When sometimes when you're that famous, people do some disrespectful shit. Okay, depends. Did he go in their pocket and get that phone? No, he's just knocking. He probably just snatched it from him, man. You pussy-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

You know how people play too much, and how they're phone that, hey, you dick-sucking bitch. You never play out to play with people, man. Why would you play with an M. Just like Russell Westbrook just went off on somebody. They told him to get on his knees, like he'd been doing. And he was ready to read.

That nigga, he's not one of the niggas you say that shit too. Did you see him go off on the little kid a few weeks ago? Uh-uh. He didn't really go off, but the little kid, like, tried to slap him. Like, he was sitting courts out. He turned around and saw who it was, and he went over there and was like, Hey, man. That's why Russell Westbrook played basketball.

I'm high. You hear that fucking name? Russell Westbrook? That's why he played basketball so good. That nigga played ball, like his daddy said he was coming to the game and just didn't show up. That nigga is angry as fuck. You ever seen how he dumped? That nigga would start dribbling at the other end of the court

Run all way down that motherfucker. He don't care who down there. He dunking that bitch. Yeah, he won't give a fuck if they up by six or down by 12. That nigga dunked, come down and dunk so hard at the game they didn't have a chance. Them nigga come back and won. I'm like, this nigga got more heart than your whole team.

Westbrook will jam that bitch and it'll bounce out. Yeah. And he's going to give you 17 more that game. That's gonna go in. But then he do some gangster shit, like start back arguing with the referee about some shit that happened way before that. We fucks with Russell Westbrook, bro.

Russell Westbrook being his mental on the game, man. He out there, man. He is not with the bullshit. He'd get a whole not other zone. He not with no bullshit. He told them white people, on God I fuck you up. On God, I fuck, the seriousness of that. You know he don't care, but you know he'll tell you.

I don't know what city are you from, whether it be Utah, whether it be Boston, whatever your, whatever fly in your city, whatever y'all say when black people not around. Don't say that shit thinking somebody playing with you. When you hear words like, oh God, I fuck you up. That's real. Yeah. What else could you possibly say to top that? On everybody I love, on my kids.

They'll be sitting on my soul, bro. Come on, man. Stop playing with these people, man. One lady told LeBron he was something she called him. That nigga stopped and said, what? And what's not playing with her? What make people think they could just say whatever the fuck they want to? You shouldn't be able to talk shit.

You can all talk shit that you can do it. Did you see that? You talk band the fan? Huh? I have no sympathy for that. I have no sympathy for that. There's some people that need to just be bad from going out in public.

You ever seen some shit that just happened out in public that was too wild to record? You couldn't even record this shit. Like, man, I don't even want them to know that I see them doing this type of shit. I see a police tripping and I couldn't do shit because I had some weed on me. Come on, man.

You ever had that happen? You want to be like, woke, but you're like, I got a three, five on me. on me. So I got a chill, too. Let me get on to my car. Hopefully, I don't be no. I don't ride like that anymore.

Brough? I'm talking about just. I'm paranoid. Because times have changed and the equipment has gotten better. I don't know who's doing what and who for. I don't trust nothing outside my house. If it ain't in my house, I don't know what the fuck is doing.

I'm scared of everything. I don't want no Alexa. I gave my goddamn Comcast remote back, because they gave me the one that you talked to. I don't like none of that talking shit Siri got me fucked up Hey, this motherfucker don't understand nothing I'm saying anyway, I don't need this shit

But you got your phone on I know your phone listening though You never show you some shit you just talked about Hopefully Oh yeah, the advertisement No man that algorithm is real It's recording right now I ain't told it to do nothing Man see that? Come on man

You see what I'll talk about Come on They're trying to listen it into the moon Hopefully that shit worked in my favor Hopefully whoever listening to that shit understands that I'm trying to do more good shit than I don't even really do shit. Yeah, y'all need to buy some scrambling equipment.

And you need to debug everything, man. Debug everything, sweep it. Bro, they know I ain't on shit. Sweep the house. Whoever listening to me, I hope they do some Jamie Fox shit and send some money to my house and let me be the nigger that make it. I'm gonna do the right shit with the money.

I'm gonna go back to the dude. Who does, James Fox does that? Computer laughing shit. Who's his people with a barbershop. What in the people's house? What's your house? Free Wi-Fi and a coffee shop and some fresh vegetables. All that shit, bro.

I'm going to do the right thing. I'm going to look out for the community, the black community, the real one. The ones that I know first. We've got to get the community back first. That's the only thing missing. The hood just need a few dollars, man. That's the one thing they want to do. We'll be right back to it.

Yeah. It don't matter what we do with the money. They need a little more than a few dollars. No, I need a few dollars. Most of the problems in the hood can be fixed with a few dollars. Now, whatever happened outside of you and them few, you ain't got no excuse. Now, look, we gave you a few dollars. Don't leave us the fucking loan.

You're going on, now. Now, look, you should. As a nigger who to receive for a few dollars, I'm going to tell you right now, it ain't enough. It ain't enough. Hey, look, I'm going to get you a few dollars. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, well, how about a little something? We need a little something.

Man, a little something. More than a few dollars. Needing a little something. The hood needs some money, man. That's the real. If they say put something towards a time. Nah, they need some shit so they can save money. So you got to do affordable housing and all that type of shit.

Amen. And then you got to get those jobs so then you got to get some of the most. You know what's fucked up though? It's like the same people who are getting rich off the hood, man. They can just let the nays stay up. Let me get right for one minute. They let me stack up for about four months. Let me get a little spring.

Let me have this spring. Let me get the 2019 spring. If they're black checks at one time. If you black. You're black and they just freeze all your bills for a year. That's all we need. Just freeze everybody bills for about a year or two. And then all the side hustle niggins are really turned up.

You're like, dude, we're going to get to it. That'll restore most of the black community. I'm getting the pressure washer. I mean, that would bring us back to enough where we can unplug our phone. I mean, that shit ain't going to be on a hundred, but it's going to be straight. Yeah, man. The 85 South Show. We always look in the uplift the hood.

I did not say that, that girl said that. Who said that? Okay, I'm just letting you know that I didn't say that. Oh, so you know they'd be covered with the fuck shit anyway. So if you're gonna hold me responsible for some shit, somebody else said, what else are you holding me responsible for? Huh? How you gonna hold me that? Okay, you got it.

Since I'm responsible, I'm sorry, but I didn't say that shit. I just kind of went on in the conversation with it. Okay? But that just lets you know how much that shit does. shit does hurt us. They put it on you? You got heavy as the head, right? God damn it.

Come on, man. Jesus. Every time I see a picture of a black woman in love with a white man, I feel like Mario when he touched one of them the things and he turned to little Mario. Ew, ew, ew, oh. Yeah. You feel like that?

That's hilarious, God damn. I love all of them. What make you feel like you got to start? I don't know. You feel like it should be a nigga benefiting from her success as well? I feel like it should be a nigga. Every black, every successful black woman

need a nigga who drive a Chevy. Like, y'all got a big, nice-ass crib, but it's supposed to be a regal or an old Chevy over there. Like on the side of the house. It's like, you know what I'm saying? I just feel like every successful black woman supposed to have a whole transmission out. A real nigga who got some fed charges,

some tattoos that's fading. Niggas who went to freak nick, your uncle that eat pussy, old cute. Yeah. All of them niggins. Oh, motorcycle allowed R&B niggas. Yeah. Them niggins who you'd be like, what the fuck does he do?

Man, my wife will give you. My wife is a damn back surgeon. I don't do shit. You know, like, we need that. This is how he dressed just like this. Like, sweet. Basically what I'm doing shit. I hope, but.

Not that nigger, man. No, man. That nigger deserves something. He deserved to win something, right? He deserved a bunch of shit. You don't know why he got it, how he got it. That they got a motorcycle. That's the nigga that was talking to him getting the army checking and shit.

Yeah. That's the nigga that had talked to you at the airport. You'd be like in first class, like, man, I ain't going to where but the Vegas again. Come on, man. The nigger who been retired, but you ain't never seen him go to work. Right.

The nigger did, yeah, he just hit that yard all day. Are you really a successful black woman if your nigger don't have a chain? Wow, the real questions we're asking. You know what I mean? How are you gonna say you successful? Your nigger don't even have a chain. I bought you this.

That's what you're supposed to do. Come on, man. I'm just... Remember what niggas tried to have the high school niggas to fake no limit chain? Hold on, bro. Something just touched my spirit. I gotta say, ladies, if you don't have no ass and a nigger tell you he liked you, believe him, because that nigger really do like you.

He really does. Come on, somebody. That's all, that's all I wanted to say. It ain't much to that story. Just no. All this, all this ass out. All these ass out here. Could you imagine tripping over a chick with no ass?

I've seen it. I've seen it. I can't, I can not do it. You ever tell a living? I laugh. When she don't like me, no other. Mellow one bites the dust, what did I lose? When your home boy tripping in, you'd be like,

nitty, she's got no ass, no way, and then it get back together. You'd be like, god damn, for real, bro. You don't let me go goddamn roast the shit I took her? You were roasting the shit out that big with her. You roast your home boy girl. No, both of y'all roasting him. When he was mad? Yeah, that niggins like this old flat back booty.

I'm like, yeah, I'm whole K-fitt. Stop playing with this. Stop. That's what happens at the 85 South show. That's how you help your homeboy get over a rough relationship. You roast this girl with him. You roast this girl with him. That's a remedy.

You got it built up. You want to say it. But when they get back together, now you know how you feel. Hey, boy, he's like, work. And he'll say now, he's just show up with it. Yeah, you know. He's like, oh, man.

He still be roasting her, though, after they get back here. Your girl don't like her now, because she don't fuck. Hold up, bro. They're bit feet. Hold up. Right. He doesn't brought her to the kickback, and your girl didn't even know.

You didn't brought big feet to the kit back? That's what type of shit you laughed at when he leave, bro. You brought big feet to the kick back, bro. I brought bit feet to the kid back. They'd be had them David Roberts is older that motherfucker. You can't even go to a goddamn kickback no more, bro. Ain't nobody even cool enough to kick back with it. Niggins ain't kicking back, man.

We thought our kickbacks, man. They were pretty straight, man. It's a show adjacent. It's really too dangerous to hang out. These young niggas is crazy. And you know what won't nobody say? They do real drugs. This is the shit that's being overlooked.

These niggas got good motherfucking aim. The motherfucking aim. They killing everybody. These niggas, all that call the duty, turn these niggas into some good... Savages. Motherfucking savages, bro. The dick is making a song about it. I don't know why these old niggas keep getting into it with these young niggas, man.

These young niggas is crazy. The niggas got a song about murder on my mind who really murdered somebody. That's exactly the shit I'm talking about. But the song was jamming to me before, but I'm like, it's weird now. You know what? I'm scared to listen to it. Because that's evidence. I'm not going to listen to the evidence.

Are you an accomplice? Because I don't want to form the pay. I don't know. That is motherfucking evidence. What do you think they're gonna play at the trial? Bruh. Didn't they kill this own fucking trail? The whole jury gonna be like, boy, this shit got damn.

They wanted him to make it. Y'all niggas. That bitch is just like, y'all need gotta go. I'm about to blow up. I could do this without show. I'm kidding both of you. What are you going to do, bro? What are you going to do, man?

What you're going to do, man? You got an LP, digger. It's fucked up that we're saying it or it's fucked up that it's happening some that's the difference hey man you know you know you know this stupid man he didn't rob somebody don't say that don't say that it's not their fault they hear the knowledge from they put the location up and post the picture of the robbery shit they doing they don't they don't understand that it's they go live from straight from the robbery is more money not doing the robbery come on

dog that's what i'm trying to get them understand is more money in not doing the robbery than doing the robbery my nigga next come on now stay the fuck out the street the streets is changed bro right do something else my nigga i'm telling you make beats man yeah they own it they own somebody got to say what if we we we might reach one of them niggas who really about that and he just might be chilling at the house next to some pussy tonight and we say three pussed ass nigger life he really got that chopper and he really was going to be about that and he was gonna get away with it too because he know how to do that shit yeah don't do it yeah chill out bro you got damn fuck with your girl one more time do that

roll up something smoke that mid all kill us like me you ever watch first 408 every time a nigga get murk he got three pounds of redger in the kitchen i don't know if the police is putting it down before the camera get that but soon as they look in that goddamn kitchen it's a pound of some men. He had a house of Mexican. He asked a girlfriend. Hey, excuse me.

Did Carlos sell a little marijuana? Look, we're not here for that. Looks like he sold a little dope over here. We're not going to charge him? Not going to charge him for the dope. He got coffee cabs. And it'd be funny to watch the dope. The police put the dope back in the refrigerator.

Yep. Looks like he keeps his dope in the refrigerator. I don't know why they keep his dope in there. Guess he wants to keep it fresh. not very good weed anyway it's not a good grade anyway. I mean it'd be a bigger stress to write the ticket up hell he has

enough stress. And the police be talking shit about the wheat. He has enough stress trying to sell that shit. This is going to get many headaches away, I'm telling you that man. Yeah man I don't know why they huff weed man he's got some swag

shit out here, man. Listen Chironda you look me in my eyes you tell me the truth Carlos selling marijuana out of his apartment. You can be honest with me now. These boys have already tried to shoot your house up. Now if you don't be honest with me,

they're probably gonna come back. Right. Yeah, but he mostly smoked it. He got that 96 chahoe out there. Well, you know you're in love when your big came tall, bro. He mostly smote it. You roll the fat bloods of Reginal again. God damn.

Boy. Nigger tried to say that shit. You couldn't get it off, man. He couldn't get it off. He got stuck with this shit. Hey, 100 pounds of Midgey, hurry up and come and get it. Man. You definitely don't want to get stuck with no hundred pounds of live.

You don't get that shit for a pair of J's and shit. Woo! And let me get them knives off. What you gonna do with it, man? Because everybody know anything about Mizzit, nigg. If you got 100 pounds of it, you really got 200 pounds of it. pound. That shit gonna break down to 200 and a hand. That shit ain't gonna never stop falling off. Diff? Ugh. Br, stop saying it before my head started hurting.

Yeah, man. Do you remember your first time detective a nigga trying to give you mid after you had started smoking a lot? You're like, bruh. Oh, the worst is when a nigga is known for smoking In mid. Can we talk about this? We can. Can we talk about how- These things are still like today? Before there was mid, we had just good fucking weed.

Just reef them. Yeah. We had just good weed with smoke or I wouldn't, right? Then somewhere along they do mid in the middle. Then they had some drool. That shit was cool. That shit ain't even around them. I guess that's just how it was growing up.

I used to have shit with red hair and the thing. That shit was a fire. Now you got it. I saw only because it was a drought in college. I just had a theory pop up. Statue of limitations. Check this out. Statue of limitations.

What if? Statute, yeah. What if we had to smoke mid because the government had bought a whole bunch of it and they had to get rid of it? They put the shit in the streets and they was like, you gotta fuck with me till I get on my feet. They grew it. Y'all gotta get rid of all this, we pull out the real shit. And you know where they grew it. Right.

I don't know if you want me to say, but you know. Don't say it because I don't want them to flag this video. You know. You know. Oh, come on now. It's the area. It's the area. So.

In the place. It's the area in the place. They grow it all there. It's just one place. See, now you're getting too deep. Let's stop, bro. I have to keep stopping. Can I say the state?

Can I say the state? Can I say it? It's your home state. Come on, man. I wasn't going to say it because then what it looked like if I say it. Right. It's your home state, Mississippi. I'm not telling those.

That's where all the government we come from. It's one place. They've been 10. Ole Miss got all the dope. Right there. Yeah, they said the suit. The first time with over, there was like, government grows the weed here.

Hold on, let me do something. Like, can we get some? I gotta do something. Hey, man, do you see this fly-in shit that I'm wearing? Oh yeah, out there. Go to the website, it ain't on there, but go anywhere. It's gonna be on there. Look at it like it's on there.

By the time this come out, it should at least be on there. You just put one up there. Put your pre-order in. Would the drum major come out with that shit? Alright, give me some old shit, man. We're about to switch the tempo of the show. We're going into the second half. Okay.

Yeah. Shaghan. Yeah. I thought that was the whole game. No. I feel like Clay Tox when he dropped 37. What is wrong with you, red? We ain't even talked about shit.

Yeah, we did? We did, didn't we? I don't know what we did. Well, give me your closing statements. Oh, are we closing? I mean, I'm just, we're closing out the first leg. In closing, man, allow your mind to manifest, man. Oh, so that's where you're gonna go.

We're all out with the manifest flexibility. That's where you flex your mind. mind muscle and if you manifest it in your mind it'll bear fruit in the real world you plant the seed of the mind you bear the food in real world and then you're gonna go and it's gonna be gone I don't know who that was but that nigga felt that he felt that you just got a random red flag wolf stop running Joe yeah he's boy he running in here stop running you got turn it up so ain't no workman's come in your mind I feel you get it out the ground you know what else in the earth stay focused oh come on with it but only way you can stay focus

is if you were focused. Some people have to get focused. Like, first get focused, then stay focused. What about the people that need to refocus? First of all, this is what they got off track. Stay true to yourself. You know what I'm saying? Your goal or your goal, you see,

we're going to correct the English show they'll feel this. Your goal may not look like what someone else perceives Your success ass When you come up with your plan And you want something in your life Go get it And don't let anyone deter you

Because you yourself Are already great That was better than chick for life, boy Right Right No good Yeah you know what failure means You need to keep going

Okay Because failure Is the father of learning What if you Anything, you know how you get great, you gotta be good a lot of times. How you gonna get good? You got to practice. How you gonna get good?

You have to practice. And then how you're gonna get great? But guess what? We're talking about practice. Exactly. Practice. Practice. Not even the real game.

Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. And you know what I'm saying? Practice. Everybody's not Allen-Nirverson. Some people have to go to practice.

And first of all, maybe I should understand. Allen officers' point of view in that interview, man. Right. He was saying, goddamic, I'm the star of this goddamn team, man. And you're going to tell me about it. I get my ass wooked up against Shaq every goddamn, I'm out here. What the fuck? Practice?

Nick of my back hurt. Practice? My hair ain't even braided. What about that buzzer people? Nigga, practice? First of all, we got to say this because this is what, it's really disrespectful. Whoever that fucking report is that asked Alan Ivorson about some fucking practice.

Right. Do you understand that this man is a two-sport athlete set so many records in Virginia? Some of them ain't gonna never be broke. And he's little. He's not big. Yeah, that's what they make you think. That's what they make you think.

I really think Alan Arison about six foot nine. I don't know. No, they say he's like six one. I don't give a fuck what they say. I don't give a fuck what they say. The shit I've seen this nigga dude, the nigga tall. That's all I'm saying.

I'm saying. I ain't about to measure. Oh, his spirit tall. Yeah, the nigga can dunk. He's tall enough to dunk. He goes up on the way. On grown people. He dunked on a lot of niggins. He's first tattooed jewelry, nigga. He's the first goddamn brazed, nigga. Oh, man. They want us to forget all our letters.

They let his out and come out. That's what we got to do. We got to show some love to our legends right now before they start digging up the bullshit, bro. Right. We just going to highlight them. Yeah, because this going, we need to go on have it all. Is it a theme? Like NBA players?

Whoever. Whoever you think Nick. Well, shout out to Dominion Wilkins too, because they traded him for Danny Manning. They made him go play basketball and friends. That shit was fucked up how they did Dominique and I'm saying. He worked for them now. The human highlight? They did him wrong, man.

And he really beat Jordan in that dunk contest. But it was in Chicago. White people don't understand the struggles that Dominique Wilkins had as a black athlete. First of all... In the Jordan era. He bow-legged. He pigeon-toe. It's curl box.

And the nigger got a curl. He got curl sweat in his eyes. Come on, man. His shorts is goddamn damn near offensive. Got this nigga Jordan who keep challenging him and doing his shit better than him. He's doing the same shit in Atlanta, but they ain't get no love. At all, nobody fucking with Dominique Bernard. Because they got this nigga playing with motherfucking.

Come on, man. Mookie Blaylock, man. Budwell, Stacey Augman, I'm just saying. Dot Rivers, that's the nigger who's supposed to help him. Spud, Webb, this nigga is supposed to win in the NBA because he ain't looked cute, nigger. Everybody love him. Oh, man, what a little nigger had that can dump.

Hey, Spud! Oh, you ain't playing in the game, nigga. See your All-Star Weekies. Hey, because Webster popular. Because Webster. I just want to see the little nigger, man. Let me get the picture. Somebody get the poor roll.

Hey, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Spudwell needs. That's what I'm saying. That niggins was fried. Look at all the shit. I don't, I just wouldn't, I wouldn't want to be going in the NBA finals with the nigger. Hey, look at Spudwell picture right there.

He didn't have, he the first person having 10 face. Fuck you, man. You can make him all this shit, brad. What do you say? That's a K-checks, Scott and Pippman. You said that in Spudwellwell. Jordan doing this little nigger like this all night, man. Hey, bro.

Hey, Dominique, how you want me to joke this motherfucker? You got your kid brother out here on me. Hey, Ron Harper, I'm gonna throw it you throw it right back. No, fuck this nigga, throw it right back. Hey, who gonna go at me? Time out, what's y'all gonna do? Put the white dude on me. Man, I'm about to score 160. Scotty, you tired, call the hose.

Hey, lokiy. How did Michael George turn up in Atlanta back in the day? How you think Michael George? With Dominique after they won? Look at the niggas was hanging with Dominique. He talked shit all night. Nigger, who told y'all to put Doc Rivers on me? Who put Doc Rivers on me, man?

I had 33 in the third. Oh, man. The fucked up part is all the highlight shit be on the Hawks. be on the Hawks, like all the best dunks, all the niggins' best catches be on the falcons. Jordan talked so much shit to the Hawks, but, bruh, who the fuck said that Craig Elo could guard me? That's when he played the cat.

That's when he had a Jordan Forge, yeah. Hey, remember, didn't Craig Elow do that high-ass dunk because he put his knee on the nigga's shoulder? That was Tom Chambers, wasn't it? Man, white people come up with some shit, well? Boy. They know how they'll use you to find their success. They will step on you to succeed.

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your podcasts that's why molly sides are hanging out with mike wills that's how he doesn't like a black guy he doesn't like a black somebody going to say to somebody going to have a song called he doesn't like a black guy going to blow up on feature codec black he does he got he got Chris Brown to say the end word for him on the sneak tip and everybody ain't noticed the shit what up my nigga that song made me uncomfortable he got to say the end word got everybody feel him even though it was because he felt like he wrote it for Chris. I watched Get Out and then he said, I'm in Chris Brown's body. Nigger, you want.

I didn't like, it's a double entendre. First of all, it was a lot. I don't like the phrase of you saying you in Chris Brown's body, meaning he lets you enter his crevice. Right. You have to be allowed to somebody. Second of all, as a white man, why are you excited you get to be a black man in your mind in a song and why are you gonna say nigger?

You gonna fuck it up? Right. Right. On your first day? You're not even going to wait and see if you're going to wake up tomorrow. You want to say it to somebody too. On a song, you're supposed to sneak and say that in the booth by yourself. He did it in front of our faces, though.

How great was that? It's craziness. No, man. I don't even think that this really, this shit deserves our attention as the community. This digger got a Beyonce beat playing. Beyonce beat playing. This is great. Turn the Beyonce beat off, bro.

We got to get that to Beyonce, man. Why you try it's like that, bro. It's great. It's a great. This is a gangstand show, bro. That was upgrading. Hey, man. I wouldn't even paying attention, man.

Hey, Joe, what the fuck, bro? Wow. All right. Okay, cool. Get out the Beyonce folder, man. And then you got a hit record right there, boy. That's top 10, my dick. That's Billboard family.

Champains and wood. whistles and shit. I know you like that video, man. What the beat called? Oh, this pink toenails. Why the fuck is we playing pink toenails, bro? Oh, I call this. I call this.

Every producer got a beat for Beyonce, bro. What is wrong with you, dog? I think it was like a Beyonce in my Godself for. Beyonce type of music. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is like for real production. It's like for real production. All right.

Oh, man. Go ahead. Go Jenny Aiko? Jeannie Aiko. Jeanne. What's how? I don't know how to say it, but you. I'm glad you over here today, man, because you got an ear for shit.

Keep the ear up. That's why we put you over there, man. To regulate the shit he's doing over there? He's trying to get followers, man. I'll be seeing you on Instagram. Yeah, he getting too successful, man. Hey, him and Craig be wilding on Instagram. What are you doing?

Craig had him. A chick painted and glitter walking through the pull apart. What? Walked to the pull apart naked, body painted. Craig posted a selfie of him looking over his shoulder. I'm about to follow this. Damn, not over your own shoulder. Yeah, man.

My nigger, are you an owl? Yeah, nigger. Hey, that girl was glittered up. As a man, you ain't never looking. You turn around, man. All right, ain't none of this. Ain't none of this. He looked, he did that, bro.

What is that? It's like a social studies book cover. You try to look over that. Don't know what's wrong with these. What is that? And you a nigger that ride a motorcycle, you can't look back like that. What are wrong with you, don't?

Who's that girl you had body painted with the glitter walking through the junkyard? I saw a Dodge bagelip, I was like, damn, we ain't seen no magnum in a long time. Oh, yeah. Wow, he shot like a video. You see what happened? I said, what pulled apart and shit is.

See what happens, see how the structure getting up? J-O-N talking, now, sneaking and playing softcore beats. I think you can play. I think you can play this in a porno movie if you want to do it. This is the beginning of black title screen. Hold up. This is a bootie tides.

This is the title screen of Booty Quake, Greece. This is on some Jake Steen shit. Jake Steed is a legend. Hey, hey. Hilarious. This shit is here. Joe Pro. When the DVD stopped, they just keep looping.

Hey, do you remember what happened? This shit back when porn star I just had one name, Sierra, mahogany, caramel. Yeah, well, you got a... Lace. Lace. Ice. Francesca.

You got to make sure the... Francesca was the light skin. The porn VHS tape is rewind back to where your dad left for that, d'nig. Like he gonna remember. We gave these fucking too much credit. Yeah, right. I don't think about it. Like, you weren't gonna go.

Hell, no. Shout out to Luke's peep show. You could come on. Luke's peep show. God damn. You had the chip in your cable box, I met Luke the other day. Uncle Luke for a little bit of free for a long.

He fought for our writers to be able to say any of this shit. That's what I'm saying, man. He told him, what he told you. He gave me some real game. He said that his fight at the Supreme Court was mostly about comedians. So, and then he said Saturday Night Live had wrote a whole bunch of shit on his behalf

because it was really a parody or something shit, he said to some extent. So without Luke going to the Supreme Court, you wouldn't be able to make parodies. Just know that. So all the comedians, they can't really charge you for it because it's a parody, like you can really, you can take their beat, do it over.

That's why, because Uncle Luke went to fight. Man, he did that shit for weird out. Weird out, making, he's a million for that shit. That thing is, that's what he did. Yeah, he put us up on some real game. What was he did it for? He is the, the perveyor of pussy. Preveyor?

Preveyor, oh, man, he brought it. Not only did he bring it. He brought it for the... Did you read his book or... Everybody? He got the audio book. All his stories would be like, well, be Aaron Hall. I'm like, what did y'all?

Every time some freak shit popped off, I'm like, why is Aaron Hall always there? I don't know. Hey, Aaron Hall trained dogs. He got some dogs on his video I saw. Yeah, buy one. I don't know how this... This shit's a random-man's conversation, man. You did got random.

But we still do have to salute the legends. Aaron Hall is definitely one of. Teddy Riley. Teddy Raleigh, New Jack's Wing. Man. Does Teddy Riding get his credit? He need more of it. He need more credit, right?

Yeah. No, he got credit. Like, he got credit and money. He needs more credit, but I fuck with him. Because he found a creative way that ass-puss and busted without saying pussy. But, like, how many eras he went through, though? You know, you got black street shit and everything. All I want to do is put my zoom, zoom, zoom, boom, boom, boom.

Just shake this up. Right. Say, for real, wrote that shit at high school. It don't matter. Check, baby, check, baby, one, two. It don't matter. Check baby, check, baby one. Shout out to for real.

That nigga made us sing the minions theme song. The million's whole soundtrack hard. When the last time, run happy back. You deserve it. You forgot that that was your shit. It went crazy. Yeah, but see, they made you stop listening to it because it's really a Negro spiritual.

It just happened to fit with that move. You see what I'm saying? How you gonna give it? up on you can't bring happy back i got to boost my streams up that's how they make you forget good shit man they make you just move on i don't man i listen to outcast once a week ujk i got my god man i listen to god are we ever gonna get some new outcast bro no i hope so i'm uh duress was playing a new andre three thousand verse unheard that's not what i said that's not what i said i don't know I need three stacks.

Talk to him. And big boy in three stacks, bro. We need that goddamn music, man. We need that mercy. Please, on behalf of the 85 South Valley. Hey, can I say something? What we do to y'all? Bro, we bought everything.

We bought it all, right? Everything. Turbins? Everything, yeah. Comic books. The tape and the CD. We came up in the, you either had either or on both. I had the snippet.

I had the snippet, I had the snippet CD that The snippet tape that gave out of Freakness came out, nigga, we fucked with the music so hard if they were out of CDs, we would buy a tape. We even bought that other shit. IdaWild. We bought Idaho. Nigger, we bought IdaWile on DVD.

We watched Idaho. We love IdaWile. That shit. Nigel, we listen to chronometrophobia. Come on, man. She lives in my lap, man. Come on. Did y'all?

Did y'all cast at last, that concert, the reunion? I had a show that week. I went to it, I was with all the people that I remember listening to Alcalfi. Look, man, we just noted, man. We're waiting on this shit. We've been waiting 20 years, man. But they got a Dungeon Family reunion on 420.

I feel you on that, but you ain't hearing what I'm saying. But what if you pop up with some new shit? What if they wait on the surprises on 420 while we're at our highest? What if they just drop an album and it's a rumor and you just go to iTunes and it's a whole goddamn outcast. It's been on there. Nobody said shit. Nobody says shit. Nobody said what? The new album? Man, we're speaking into existence. It's a ghost album. Can somebody check for a new outcast album? We're just, this is a shot in the dark. Bet your phone. But hell, niggas played the scratch off. What if we talked it up? What if we just

manifested it? Come on, man. Look, he really worked. He fake working now. No, it's not one. Did you really look it up? What's wrong with y'all? What's wrong with y'all? Come on. Man, that was for Theatrix. Theatrix. This fucking been to lift this shit up, man. Why? Why would you do that? I'll put yourself through it.

Don't do it, bro. Some snacks in this bitch. Snacks are important. Oh, man. To everybody watching this, if you just got your stems, man, make sure tomorrow you go get some snacks and shit. Snacks on, snacks. Get them kids, some lunchables and all that good shit.

You held these snacks, too, man. Man, Carlos got a bunch of songs. We did a long time ago. In the car somewhere. No, we recorded a Munchie's baby parody, like the parody. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Carlo's been rapper, man. This thing has knocked that shit out like that.

I had, like, five writers, like, help me. My motherfuckers have mixed things up, hand to hand. Slanging them out the trunk. Hand to hand. That's dope. Yeah, you see that? This one go hard. I like this one.

You fuck with that one? Everything. This is one of them songs, E-40, or get on to fuck everybody up on. You ever had E-40? He fought it knocked the shit out the park when it's his turn. Yeah. I like 45s of reality.

He'll give the nigga to run for their money. You fucking with the two-chain shit, man? Oh, yeah. Threat to society is my favorite shit. Two-Chane said rap or go to the league. That shit dope, bro. He got the best rollouts and merch. You know what I love about...

That's a pink trap house. That's hard to top. You know what I like about two-chain shit? It always looked like you can't afford it. Yeah? Yeah, even if you can. Sometimes the shit ain't as fancy as you think. And now I'm at a point with two chains.

It's like, whatever the fuck he's say, I know it means something else. Right. You know what I'm saying? He can say just some shit like, walk outside, look outside, stay outside, be outside. I'd be like, damn sure I do. Just, fuck with it. But I don't call him two chains. Titty boys.

That's the best name ever. Or I switch it up and be like titty two neckliss. Now that's hard. Titty two neckliss. I think that should be his permanent one. Titty two necklace? Playing circle has some shit, bro. I want to play a circle album to get to.

You said that. Now where is Dollar Boy? Dollar Boy put out something recently. I ain't, I don't want you. Why all the groups break up? Man. That's what we really. thing what if because little john just left the east side board didn't he man we had one

uh we had um big sam yeah we had big sam shout out the bit sam i'm high i'm sorry we had him on me bit man he said little john showed up with some niggie that little jett light them and jett rode out damn i was on that episode remember that he was like man that niggins he got some fake east side boy man didn't he say that that's fucked up Look your heart. That's crazy. Now that is not, that is not, that's not slather. That's coming from, that's coming from the east side on that.

We have to dig the clip out. We will, but he did say that. Your fans gonna dig it out. They gotta have that shit on Twitter. That's not it. Man. No, you don't replace niggas. With niggas who look like, no.

You got a nigger with a gas can, my name? Yeah, a whole nigger with a gas can. Where your hat like this? But like who is, how you feel as a nigga that got to go get the gas can to replace Big Sam. You're like, did my shot? Or like, fuck, this is bullshit. I heard the people in Mountain Dew

been seeing me drink Mountain Dew on the show. So shout out to the good people over there. Do-to-Doo. Ah, sent a check. Yeah. That's what. Mount Dew sent a check. They might.

They like me drinking Mountain Dew, though. That's what they said. Keep up the good work. He said, Mama June. Mountain Dew, that's a choice. I'm going to Jack, I'm on Mountain Beach, Chip. Mountain Dew is a choice, man. When it comes to sodas, man,

it's certain shit that's like, you're making a deliberate road to go down. I always do shit the hallway, bro. I'm about to go get there. You ever got one of the Mexican sodas? That tastes like a melted pops. Oh, my God, they're delicious. Oh, that litre.

That Mexican Coca-Cola? Man, with the cocaine in. With the real, el-chopo cocaine. The rock cocaine. Mmm. That's for nicks who ever got, had to go to work early in the morning, it'll be cold and shit.

You don't like coffee like that? I had said this on Twitter the other day. Oh, definitely don't drink. I'll just be thinking of random shit. That nigger Emilio Estevez got one of the coldest names ever. Emilio Estabez? Emilio Estabez. Can you top his name though?

No. You could name your son and give him any first and last name. You think he would beat that nigga name. Emilio Estabed. That's Mark Shee's son and Charlie Sheen's brother. No, it ain't? They change their names. No.

That's crazy. Yeah, he got a hard name. Emilio Estabez. I know I'm right. What's another cold name? I think you should name people about what they look like. But that's a nickname, though. Like real name.

That's not his name. Lou Diamond Phillips now, that's a cold-ass name. That's cold man. La Bamba's name, Lou Dibble's name, Lou Dibble Phillips. That's so fucking funny. That's cold. I just said the nigga look like Lou Dimeon Phillips tonight at the Cats who was talking to the comedians.

Santilla Biscan, dude, like, new live film, shut the fuck. That's crazy you just said that. I'm telling me. Harry shit, birthday coming up. What's happening? Who? You know, we got the same birthday month. Oh, man, we got to smoke a birthday blunt or something.

Hey, man, I think I'm doing a show, man. I think I'm doing roast, because you roast the shit out of me. My last roast, Carlos killed my head. Yeah, you was dead. We fucked them up. It's great. Rest and peace of the throwbacks, man. We had some great times in there.

No, I'm talking about you did one of the uptime. I'm about a birthday roast. I know. That's funny as shit. But we had some legendary roast at throwback. Yeah, man. I'm burping from drinking that drink and shit. That's just what keep me going, you know, throughout this whole process.

You got some superhero hours, bro. Yeah. We always creating them, you know, trying to get the people something to watch or something to do. We know the 85% are at work somewhere, driving a truck somewhere, sitting somewhere, being somewhere, you know, going through the motions. Or, you know, this shit doesn't keep a lot of people. from getting their ass who it does it's real common and i get noticed from this show still even though my episodes is way you know what's you trying to say well hey you on no no you guys are busy i don't i don't here you go man you got a whole another show tell them about your show

uh more than culture is the brand of the podcast so you just not going tell them you're just going tell them about what i'm just saying like you do you've been doing it and you just been holding out you ain't told us nothing yeah man we got a podcast more than culture i heard you just not I saw y'all on there reviewing red bottoms and shit. We had, so we had your episode in that right and what you said, why we're reviewing red bottoms? We weren't refueling. It's fun of culture, my name.

What? You just got me out there, dude. Ooh, ooh. We had an episode with Carlos. We smoked the joint with wax and key phone and that bitch was melting that motherfucker. The audio's all fucking. All right.

Audio's done. The sound band was high as hell. You gotta get you back there. Every where we go, everybody high as hell, man. That's how we get down. And we had these kickbacks every month, too. That was pretty cool. Clayton came through a smash a couple times.

We got to get you- Bro, Clayton is like Spider-Man. That nigga would be everywhere, but he's never there when you there. Right. That nigga saved the Oxcourt Wars. I'd be asking niggins if he'd been places. He's like, yeah, I've been there already.

Like, oh, shit. There's nothing new, man. I like how Clayton don't really want to be on social media. and he just promoted show like, yeah, Seattle, it's Friday. I'm like, this thing's shit sold the fuck out. I don't want to be on here. Hey, man. You should really, you really should just promote your show the way you talk.

Like you should just post the shit and be like, come on, man. Because that's really what the fuck you were saying, man. It's nothing I can say. I'm not going to sit here and joke for y'all. So you can come to the show. You know what I do with. It's going down. It's your boy.

Do it. Brother. You're probably say that way more than I would like to admit. How many times have you said? Hey man, it's your boy. It's your boy. I said that shit this week in the promo video.

I think I say that more than you. Y'all know what it is. It's your main man, comedian. I know they don't know what it is. I even say a joke of mine. I haven't even told them. I haven't even let them know anything. That fat nigga at the dough.

Oh, man. Ronnie Joe. Come on out, Biloxi. You can't. You can't. I'm really just at the point with it, like, if you ain't coming to the shows by now, you're just bullshit.

Some of y'all come to the shows and get mad about what you're here. Come on, man. Don't fucking hold, don't hold, don't hold what the last nigga did against me. Empty your heart. Just cause the last nigga who came

through your city and charged $30 and you ain't like it. They ain't got shit to do with me. Yeah. And they'll tell you who came through it what shit before you. You know who ain't shit? I don't give a fuck. You shouldn't have been in there watching them. Then they start telling these people that ain't even comedies.

You know the bass player for Earth's winning the five? But then they try to tell you about their favorite local nigger you never heard of. You don't know Petit Wheatty. Shit, Petey Wheat for that a mob fucker. Shit, you need to get with Petit Whitty. He got 10,000 friends on Facebook. I know he's gonna make it. gonna make it.

Petit Wheatty! Shit. Petit, we made them skits. Pete Whittie wear overrun. You ain't never seen Peter Wheat? He'd be squishing fruit all the time. Man, that boy be at Walmart, man, that boy. You don't know Peter Wheatty?

He did the skit with the goddamn fruit loop. Shit. Y'all name... You, no comedy. Pull up Peter Whitty. Somebody pull him up. Hey, mash. Smash Peter Wheat on your phone.

Man, go to your Facebook. Man, he's ain't going to talking shit, man. He ain't gonna be beefing. Bits-a-niggin said my name. Won't you have me on the show? You go to this nigga page. You're gonna say follow back. Comedian underscore Pity Wheat on my ass.

Y'all bet not that the niggins making the page now. He's going in. He got a YouTube video with 67 views calling me a fuck nigger. I don't know why this nigga got my name in his mouth. Why my name in his mouth. Just how you know, I was a fan.

Got the whiling out, nigga, talking about pete and with it. But the niggas say, look, I don't be beefing with these niggas online. At home and that wall. That's it. I go through my sketches, fuck these nigger, man. I really had never heard of.

They told me about it. They just was like, man, I thought, man, Chico the nigger we fuck with. Nigger's gonna tweet me the other day. This girl gonna say, I see you still retweeting this niggins. He's like, why I can't retweet Carlos? He's like, that nigga trash.

It was a stud bitch. That's how the voice I read this. Hilarious. He was like, only because of Chico in DC. I was like, bro, you ain't gotta fuck with me because of them. He was like, no, bro, I ain't say ain't fuck with y'all. I'm like, bro, and follow me before this stud whoop your way.

I'm still catching backlash from a few weeks ago. For what, what you did? No, I'm not. No, we settled it. We settled it, but that one, I'm still catching backlash for shit I say on social media. Like they, they're like what we're... I can figure out how to truth.

Sometimes the truth is ugly. They don't like what they heard. I gotta know, damn. No, we're not gonna... Losing up them goddamn jogging pad. They made me even here, man. What the fuck? Hey, why is Chad in the buck, bro?

What the fuck is there? What we're not gonna do it? You're not gonna talk about Jay right now. He can't leave him alone, please in the air. He's fucked up right now. Chad is comfy. But like,

I was saying man you gotta really like social media is a very dangerous place man you don't make it out of y'all I don't want to none of that but I like your I like your hood movie conspiracy theory that's the best shit you know what bruh I have a lot of conspiracy theories but you know that shit was amazing that's why I think a lot of people I save them and go back and read them because I have a lot of theories about shit that may or may not need one you know but it's a It's a theory. It's mine.

I believe a lot of shit. I gave my theory. I thought it was pretty good. They appreciate you, bro. But you have an interesting perspective on shit also. What's yours? What is this topic? What is the theory?

The hood movie theory? Go ahead. My theory is Doe Boy and Monster was in the van when the niggas pulled up on Harold and Kane and Menace. And the nigga who killed... And the nigga who killed Ricky was... was cousin Harold brother because he was light skin. Oh, that do make a lot of sense,

but I feel you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Remember Harold? Kane, cousin Harold. He was going to Jack and the Crack. The niggas pulled up. Break yourself.

Dopeoy and Monster for Boys in the Hood was in the van, but you didn't see them. Right. And they killed them and did. Them niggas ain't had to shoot Kane either. He was in the passenger side. Right, they went on and bust on him. They ain't had to shoot him.

Right. This nigga brother was a nigga in the back of the goddamn Tersel. He was an asshole. Yeah. He was pulling guns on my car. That was Harold brother. You just said,

this is double two? No, monster don't work two. I got another theory, too. What do you call about in the same? Hold up, hold up, bro. Angela Bassett and Lawrence Fishburn was already practicing for what's love got to do with it

while they were shooting boys in the hood. They was running lines? They was getting the chemistry together. Right. Remember when she dropped. very often he jumped in the car with her yeah that's when it started right there indeed that's why love got to do with it was so good you know it's a good black movie when they only say half of it with hey because what love what love got to do with it

who that somebody get the chopper joe always ordering pizza on the The fucking forgot he ordered pizza, man. Sneaking shit, man. I gotta go. It's too late to eat pizza, man. Hey, man. I didn't got old. I eat pizza this time or later.

I can't wake up until noon. Yeah, because you're gonna be up with an answer reflux to 11. Yeah, that reflux will get on you, boy. Come on, man. Talk to him old nigger style. That reflux ain't shit to play with, young nigga. Enjoy it while you still can. You're out here eating all these hot wings and shit.

Your day is coming. Your day is a number. It's on it. Hilarious. Yeah, man, I stopped eating on that crazy shit that late. I fuck around, but not that late. Not as late, man. Not as late.

I throw a veggie burger in that bitch in the mix. How many? What are you eating the impossible burgers? No, I eat the um... Boker burgers. Hey man, you eat all the burgers. That nigga eat all kind of burger, man. Joe, you're only one for you...

Oh, I do eat all kind of a man. It's a piece of break. Pizza break. Before we wrap up. Hey, I'm about to wrap up. I got it with us. You got to get a fine, man. I'm not going to get a shit around me.

I wonder, John. He'd leave the shit. He in the feet. Really? He'll be going in on Facebook. He got a whole group. Oh, man. This nigga jacked my whole style.

Man. Man, a nigga already doing my joke. Watch the clip. Clicking me on stage. Where the ladies are at? See? See? Why should I take the mic out of the mic stand?

Why should I take the mic out of the mic? That's your funny. Pety Wheatie. I was going to eat and treat. Pity Wheatty Wheat. They got a song. Pity! Like, you need to eat, we go, Pee-Dee, where everybody's gone?

Pee-oo-ee-oo-Doo. No, I can't hear you, Peter. Pity, whee-Doo-E-D, every joke got a song to you. My son, man, standing on my chest at 5 a.m. Daddy, wake up. Stop. Passion no spring break, bro. Yeah.

Shit, mine is, boy. They want to get playing. Everybody. Hey, man. If you want to see Peter Witt. I need the city to turn up for me real quick. I need everybody in Valdoctor. And y'all come out for my celebrity rose, man.

He said the... Who's going to be there? It's at the VFW. Story. Peedy Wheaty. Y'all come to my birthday row. Spunky Robertson hosting it. Gonna be me, my boy Doe D.

I tried to get Ronnie Jordan, man. He didn't DM me back. Hey, man. Y'all play too much. Now I'm in community. comedian beef. You did that. Right.

I don't even know this, man. You did that, man. Peter Wheat is on your ass, but. You want to apologize in advance? You know what I'm saying? Petit Wheatie, you want to smoke? We ain't know you was real. Right, man.

And if we just talked you into existence, nigger, thank her. Right. We gave you life, Petey Wheat. What if he didn't quit coming, then he heard this shit. Now it's time to get back on my shit. I do. Get it back in the game, baby. Facebook.

What's up? That's up. I knew it with time, boy. Hey, boy, look, new jogging suit. Who this? Check out my taxes. My girl behind him. I'm about to shoot my special.

Oh, he's going in on me on Facebook. It's my third time going on. The nigga jogging suit, oh, the hell, boy. What's wrong with you, black? Yeah, who the fuck? Oh, my God. Man, fuck this nigga, man. Ugly ass, boy.

Stupid-ass, boy, goof-ass. Like, man. We bit have it right out here. Man, what? This ain't even comedian money, boy. See if you come to Sandersville anytime, nigga. Sanderville, Georgia. See if you got down.

You can't even got them come to the goddamn, you know what I'm saying? See if a ghost to fuck with it. Shitting all that down. I shut all that down, bro. Oh, yeah. Me and my partner, nigga, I got like five Camaros, nigga. We have it. Nigel, I'm the kid in Carl Quake County.

Woo! These are all places you don't want to get locked up at, by the way. Sure. No. Jesus. I appreciate y'all coming through Detroit living with me. Hey, man, this is a lovely. I've seen every stage in this shit, bro.

This shit has been a lovely thing to watch. I've been in all the studios, guys. I've been in the first one. Hey, man, you want to have partners. Hey, man, I feel like 85 South alumni, man. This shit's dope. You know how they got to care, brother. They can still be hollering at me,

calling me Titties in the building. What's up? You gotta keep Titties in the building. Every building that I'm in, I want Titties in. I don't want to be in the building if ain't no Titties in the building. I think I was the only dude y'all sang it for those. What's up?

Yeah. No, because the people who fuck with this show is a long way, they're beyond me. Like, bro, you ain't ain't had no titties in the building, bro. You're gonna bring some big tities through here, man. We're getting a lot of criticism. A lot of the female fans were like, man, I ain't like the other bitch. You could have just talked to me. You could have just talked to me.

I'm a fan. I'm gonna go through. Y'all keep hitting me. I'm a fan one and I'm gonna bring me in here. I just gotta find one who ain't gonna get roasted. the comments. Like a co-host? What the older people say?

You got to look like something, sweetheart. Not because I want you. It's just because I know they'll do you bad if you don't. Shout out to y'all fans that be roasted me too though. They roast me but then somebody that defend me. It's pretty cool. They roast you but they fuck with you though. Shout to Rodney.

This thing is still around. Fuck Rodney. We ain't told them in a long time. Fuck you, Rodney. We just ignore this nigga better. Fuck Rodney. Rodney. Every post say some crazy shit.

He still worked at the roast. They still work at the rolling rink. They ain't even got no more rolling rinks. You didn't see the documentary and they closed them on. He lives in St. Louis. Okay. That's like going to big. I ain't never know if it was a big community.

I've been told him fuck him to his face. Did you? All right. Yeah. Oh, he probably loved it. He probably loved it. We fuck with Rodney, but fuck him. Is there any new Rodney's any other trolls putting pressure?

We have so many people that fuck with us the long way. Bro, we got 85% of us. They got an 85% of us. They got a Facebook group and they added none of us to it. We don't even know what the fuck it looked like. I want to see it because it looked lit. It's a freak sight. You been in there?

What? Yeah, I got a, I got a, like a burning account. You got up in there? I didn't dabbled in there. You had a little bit? Brother, I ain't even know you had a burning. My fuck just pulling holes on Facebook. I ain't know.

All the out of the street. Yeah. Just all our quotes, and they meet and bidders. Hey, you want to watch 85 times. Wow. They just getting straight to it. Wow. Origin.

You see what you created? That's an ecosystem. And I'm not even a part of them. But everybody fuck who they came with. Right, don't really be. They're just fucking in front of each other. Yeah, unless my bitch really with it, please don't come over here. Bro.

I don't know where you'd be getting your information from, but keep doing that. I'm just saying, I do a little reconnaissance. I had to get out of that old. Not the reconnaissance. The 85% would be liking my shit on my page, man. I appreciate it. You know what? We don't even know.

Bro, we just know it's them. We don't know them individually, but we fuck with them. They be having good clips, too, that y'all don't be having enough. I'm like, this is an older. You're making, Come on, man. Don't I'm saying? They fuck with y'all.

That's a dope-ass thing. Because they post the shit that they like, and we ain't know that they like that part. That shit be tough. Hey, man, stop bootlegging our shit, man. No, keep bootlegging our shit. Peet-weedy. Pee-weedy. They're blowing.

They do. They do. Long as they tag us in it, and then I can repost it, and then we all shunning. Got it. There's some of the shit that they laugh at, we don't even know why they laugh at it. Hey, man, I did the show with the hood news, nigger. Didn't even know it. Come on, man.

Stop playing. Seveld he funny yeah because they was looking at me like you ain't never seen the videos on on Facebook I'm like I don't know what you're talking about you know they came out later I was like oh this shit though yeah he blew up I'm glad I'm killing shit he got I want to see him get a job on the news for real that shit will be amazing I will watch that shit I want to see him sit right at the table and talk to Dan and Karen and Lisa right what's the thing hood news and six I asked the niggins he told me hood news and six oh where he goes He wanted to blow his identity.

I keep telling people that if I was in... Social media awards were dope, man. I'm glad they show them. Man, that shit was dope to see y'all on stage, man. I was at the house and like, this is fucking crazy. Yeah. Y'all look good too, man. Y'all was shining, man.

That shit was fresh. Like new money? Look like new money, but I was proud, nigga. Yeah, it was. I gave y'all this shit at the house. I was clapping for real. Remind me when new audition hand got back to y'all. And then the mic'd fucked up on Clay's joke,

nigga. That's what happens, though. On the one to broadcast. the broadcaster when they're gonna fuck it we'll do it live fuck it i heard it on the clip y'all posted though so that's why i posted that shit that's why we bootleg yeah that shit y'all was on it i think it's chad joe and that bitch scared to take pictures like they're gonna kick him out chad had that my shit but walking around the back and let him back in somebody had that bitch quick

but one good thing about it is a lot of places that we go they fuck with 85 south and they were like okay but only these two like man of course we got this they wouldn't even let like friends and family and and other relatives and care bear cousins this is part of oh you definitely was trying to finesse my way in there like a what you mean they weren't fucking with me man you know what I was trying to I don't know I was just turned you around no I didn't come oh I didn't need to show up oh they stand there until you leave oh no I already know not to come if you ain't got away in I'm making sure you plug them to the right out my heart can't take that shit I can't

I'm too old for that's so important man that's what I'm saying like Don't let them turn you around. They're not going to be having events in our city and not inviting us, man. The people want to see us. Stop going to everybody else. Put my name on everything. Lunch ins, dinners, that shit Jay Z and them be doing

where everybody be laughing in the pictures. I'm coming. Right. I'm coming. They think I'm not going to be there. I'm going to be in that bitch laughing right with them. Ah, what the fuck are we laughing at? All that shit.

Why is Carlos feet in the pictures? Because I kicked my feet up. While I was laughing. Yeah. Yo, you know they don't be saying that. J.C. just be like, fuck that. We're going to laugh. Nigger.

All Kevin Hart got to do is look at a nigga like this. Everybody laughing. I've been working on my laugh, man. I'm coming. Great. Shout to Tyler Chronicles, too, man. Writing on everything. This nigga.

It's killing shit. Writing on so much shit. Hell yeah. That's why I was dope to see all y'all on stage. I know Tyler back behind the scenes doing that shit. I'm like, we in that motherfucker. We in that bitch. Oh, yeah.

That's what I'm saying. We in that bitch. I got like five entourage options anyway. Let me say something. Hey man, quit flexing like you didn't see all the episodes of the 85 South show. It ain't been like 28 people that didn't see every episode. You take your ass back and you watch that shit. Watch the beginning.

every episode be part of the every episode club come on man you ain't watch every episode oh I love how y'all run you on a new episode yeah y'all should have 85-style trivia to see who has watched every episode no because they require us doing too much okay got it yeah I ain't watch every no right you believe to watch all the motherfuckers man no I watch them I love to I watch him I watch him like it ain't us because I be high and I'd be like what am I gonna say next you can get you sometimes I do sometimes I do yeah thank you thank you to all the people who remind us of the good shit because we don't be knowing you tell us what the good

shit is that's why we let them yeah they tell us it's all this determined nigger that would that motherfucker Chicago show with that that they keep running back their favorite versions of the live show you know some people favorite live show is in their city we are coming back version was watching Hannibal's face because y'all was going That d'nig was just like, oh, shit. Y'all had engulfed the room, but the thing it was like. Shout out to Chicago, showing us much love.

I was like, yeah, these d'nese do this shit, boy. That she was like watching goddamn precision. I was like, this shit is great. It's one thing they got to understand that we really do this shit. Right, bro. I'm going to tell y'all that shit, y'all, y'all do shit. It's not easy, and people think it's easy because you make it look so easy. It's not easy at all.

Let me tell them right quick. Hey, don't get it fucked up. We really do. like however you think the shit work is nothing we'll fuck you up several different ways you see that several different ways yeah right welcome back what are you doing man fix your shoulder fix your shoulder my name you're collarbone out fix your strap What are you doing? They look like the gold bond powder.

Come on, man. You got this hat on like you going hunting with your uncle. What's fucking wrong with you, man. He's sitting bad in high school. You know what I'm playing that shit. That's my name. My boy's playing. I'm going to my room.

What time is it, bro? I got to go. We got to go. Hey, man. Keep up with yourself. 85. Shout show. The coldest podcast.

Fuck what you heard. Oh, right. I'm about to go to sleep on this couch. I got to go before I fall to sleep on the road. I got to go back to. Athens, my nigga. Not Athens, my nigga. Joe, what's in the vault?

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