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Episode Date: July 22, 2026

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. That'd be the one day out there they don't want to do. Shit. Sunday is a cool, lad day. I get homesick every Sunday. I'm kidding. Man, I don't know. I thought they still like to go out to time.

I come out on Sunday, watch the car, get up, watch the car, hit the city, burn a blunt, go see my girl on them. But the crave for it by the Sunday used to be chilled. When I had one. But now in this stage of my career, my Sunday, my Sundays be tunked, niggled. Every Sunday. Nigger, be turked in the Fridays. I'd be like, bro, what's wrong with y'all? Super tur.

I'd be like, y'all used to be chill and old. Now you need a nigga be. I fuck with Sunday. My Sundays be damn there better than my Saturdays, bro. I be like, I'm like. What wrong with you? You all of y'all got baptized today, boy, feeling good. There's something like Buffalo?

They be lit. That cold something, bitch. I fucking love Buffalo. What? People love your stupid ass. I know they do. Boy, I'm a bit. Fuck with Buffalo.

Man, I fuck with Buffalo love for me to come when it's cold in the motherfucker. I call them. I call them. Ain't no doctor. Pippen now. I'm feeling to walk out. Oh, no. Got to get the boy in Kirk.

I'm going to quit. Get the boy hit crack, man. I'm about to quit. Who didn't know? with me. Ain't no show without the Dr. Pepper. Buffalo was my first time I had 85% white

people. Boy, that is a nice head. I looked out, I said, what the fuck I'm gonna say? Man, I'm for love. Every nigga joke I have. Every, I'm talking about it. And his country, though. That shit, country is fuck. I said, boy. It's good and country is fuck.

85% white people, buddy. 85, niggles. Every time I go to Orlando Improft. They get away to weed. My first show be all. old white people in Cuban. Well? Those Cuban things.

Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Is that the one over there in the, wait a minute, what club? So what club is it over there, like, in the plaza? In the plaza? It's like one in the malls and shit. It's a couple of them.

I'm trying in Orlando. Probably in Orlando. Probably the final bone. It probably is. It's in the mall. It's in the mall. It used to be the L. You got to go up the escalate.

Yep, yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. It used to be the Mprice. You gotta go do off the hook in Fort Myers. Fort Myers.

Yeah, that bitch looked like it used to be like a Mexican restaurant or something. Hey, boy, see, they just took me somewhere. I forgot where we were just at. Off the hook. They paying good. What the hell we would just say? I did on stage through the kitchen, though. It's an old hardest in Litterrop where a motherfucker gonna turn to a company club.

What's it called? I ain't gonna do it because it's, you know, you know my favorite little hood spot. Got damn Johnny T. Oh, and, oh, good. But that bitch straight, I fought with that. I'm not. It looked like a disco box. No, you don't see what the DJ.

I said, man, I can't proud like it. They got a little green room over there. They also, they all get you. It's a hold of a step. It's upstairs in the back. I fuck with a club. I want to see the show. I want to see the show.

I want to see the show. I can't watch the show. I'm coming out. It's straight commotion. It's up staying. Bro, you know, you know, I saw a hood documentary, a nigga, no, they go right page down the T. Yeah, that the club, you know, they're the hood club.

Yeah. It's the hood, but it ain't the young niggas. It's the mom in there. It's a big old crowd. They parted too. They didn't be hitting, but I don't get like a . The food's good. The mother's right now.

But I like, I love that Stardombe. I don't do piss. Star Dome is Burmaham, my favorite. I love that one. I love that. I do Birmingham be straight for a month. No, that feel. Where ain't?

That's right? It went low. Y'all be known how to roll these bitch I don't know the harder one in the country for real No it ain't there in Birmingham Performing wise You cry I love it You don't like how it sat up

Oh he said Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I love the way they sit up It's like a little ring and sit up Crick like that He didn't got that bit He didn't been bought it huh He didn't have got that bit He didn't make booishy

He didn't got that ball He didn't got cap cited too And awesome I like cap sitting But he didn't have bought that bit But when any nigga that won't pay They let you smoke a now They let me do this what I wanted to.

See, I wish I had to ask you that last week before I went to the songbush. They had me, I'm sticking my head out of fucking dope. No, this the rules. They told you that. They told me I couldn't smoke now. Before you smoke? This the rules. Oh, yeah, yeah.

All you do is smoke and act like you didn't know you wasn't supposed to do it. So when they come in, you like, I can't smoke. Yep. Yeah, they'll tell you, we normally don't let people smoke, but you, you, you, do it. I don't, you want to, you want to say. Bruce came back then. Can you sell any more ticket? I thought I wasn't doing shit.

I ain't gonna tell y'all what I would because this this this on the fuck none up yeah Nick you smoke white a holly get a crooked in there I couldn't be fed tank I wasn't going to say shit I'm waiting on it's like hey man you know what cover club you live like listen bro the goddamn listen bro I don't I don't have been so one the po-po in that motherfucker smoke water pom-po in there all damn good fucks Popo, like, where you get that from? That's bullshit. I had that.

I'm like, oh, no. I had that. But yeah, I don't know. Who you took it from? I'd be all dude tonight. Don't give a shit. In the daytime, it's DUI school, but at night it's a comedy club. Hmm.

Damn. That's five. And I got it. That's the best guy. DU.I school, slag comedy club. They do have to have a lot of chairs, so they can just take the little. You have been to a DU. School?

I took a class. And I don't even drink. Me? I got a coffee of weed and they took me to a D-Y. I said, D-Y. He's like, yeah, we ain't got a weed claim. I've been to an anger man. I'm done to a basketball.

I had to do that. They had to do a fight test way. Hey, my name is Kelly. You got the keys in it. My name is Kelly. I'm not going to hit nobody anymore. You be lying and shit. I'm not going to slap nobody.

I'm not going to threaten nobody. You've got to act like you've been working on yourself. Yeah, they got like 20 things on the board. You got to say all 30 of them. I had to do that. to get a charge drop. And he said something. He said, you more than you think you are,

but you think you're not, what you, he just says some shit. You more than you think you are, but you don't think that you're enough already. He said a whole bunch of shit. You don't remember, but it touched me. I wrote it down. I'm mad at hell that the government can sell weed

and niggas has been getting locked up for weed for so long. You know, they say Georgia for all my charges. Huh? They say Georgia's for indigo medical. You know what in there? And I don't want that bull shit that's gonna be selling on the street by the

No, that means long as you got your card. You do. We been had our cars and we were born. Hey. Don't need no medical card to smoke no weef. Yeah, I'm a 40 plus your old black man. I should be able to smoke weed anywhere.

I didn't earn the right. Yeah, you earned your right. Yeah, I didn't put my time in. I feel like if you got locked up for weed and leave three times, they should automatically give you a card. Can that say you want it? You know what the fuck you're doing.

You don't give a fuck about that. You don't give a fuck about that. You need that. You need that. shit to survive. Right. That's what they did with the number. This country's open the roof. They really should just start selling privileges. You know, Oregon, you can have cocaine and heroin, right? You could do all the drugs in Oregon. In Oregon, they let you do cocaine. They let you do cocaine. They got tired of locking they

on up for this shit. They made crack cocaine at a certain amount legal. You can smoke crack. Nick, it's seven grams of misdemeanor. A crack. Yes. Seven grams is a misdemeanor. That's crazy because the average crack head. And they ain't got no seven grams. I tell you what? They're smoking that. I tell you what, that was back in my day when I was sitting this shit, I'll lead a high every day with a salve. I have stuff.

You're a good crack dealer, you should. Move the organ. I ain't never seen a car dealer. I'm doing well now. No, fun, no. Let me tell you something. But if this shit, I'm gonna stop. You go back?

How much they catch you in when they caught you? When they caught me? Yeah. Well, I threw it out to one of them. A half a half a half a half a crack? Yes. I never, I was taking it to sell it to somebody. I never used to leave a house.

I don't bring on nothing. We don't want no loose holes. So you have 14. The whole damn time. Hey, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna be real, brus. I beat that shit. They can't do that back. They have over the next street.

Huh? If a crack had bought some crack, it ain't making it off the street that he bought it on. It depends. Man, that thing ain't buzzing on left, still got that crack in the hand game. That's up in the seat. He hit out of here.

That's up in the season. Now, it's some of them that you go. Yeah, I knew some crack here, and look at me and be like, and show it to me to keep walking. He'd be happy hair. I got it. I was a cracker in my neighborhood.

He used to always have a lot of things. He's been on their tongue. He used to always pull it out and show everybody like, nigger, I'm the dope man. How many time you got his head? Oh, they kept some band-aids on his own. I know. But he took the crane hole. He was that nigger.

Right. That's why he had it. He was the biggest. If he walked around with a handful of- Crankhead, change it all. That shit that cut-in-up. I used to get a room. I used to get like two rooms at the days in on the first and the third.

so I can pin them all in there. What they did right now? Incident. Ooh, y'all, a nigga, insincent. Y'all, I tell y'all age when you burn incense. You swear you young, you've been around us. You're high-age, now.

Oh, yeah. We are the new, young, old niggas. No, you're definitely getting up there. You're basically too old with them a little bit-ha pants, too. You got one more year. I'm still a young nigga. One more year. I'm still a y'all nigga, but I'm an old young nigga.

You ain't no young nigga no more. I know. Once you two generations out of three, street you're old niggins what he what he considered hold on cause you know you know I'm in them I'm trying to figure out because I'm younger than them but I'm older than you how old are you no man how old are you I'm 38 and then you what 30 34 that's what I'm 34 that's what I'm he granddaddy you great no niggia y'all ain't even hit on the status yet

you still under 40 right right said again y'all just this what I'm trying to tell Y'all just niggas at this point. To an 18-year-old, I'm an un-a-on-a-on-bron. You're just a grown-ass man. We're OG, they definitely onks. To an 18-year-old, I'm an-unct. Yes. You just want to give somebody some shit.

No, you definitely, bro. You're un-k. I'm unks to my siblings' kids. Okay. How are you a sibling kids? Huh? How does your daughter, I mean, your sister kid? Uh, 15 and 8.

Yes, nigg, you uncle. You uncle. You uncle and uncle. You're an nothing to do with it when she decided. The fuck ain't can get pregnant. You're not. But I'm uncle in real life. Yeah, I'm honking real.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm working real life. Yeah. What's talking to McGee? Yeah, I'm a born uncle. Right. I'm a great uncle. Your uncle only, I mean, your uncle's younger than you?

My God, they had, been there having kids. This is the fuck their part about our generation of uncle. What? Me and Duff. I got a niece, 38, huh? Newborn baby uncle. This is the worst thing about us,

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I think I remember. I can remember seeing on TV the most. That Valdez oil spill, when they spilled all that oil up there. I remember 9-11. Okay. I was 18. I was 18. I was a grade.

I remember when they tore down and walked that great wall. In Berlin, all the motherfuckers was on there crying and shit. I remember watching that on the news. I remember when that girl, baby Jessica, fell in that well. That shit had the whole, everybody in America. No. I got to go back. I remember the king shit.

The baby had fell in a fucking well. That was like, what, 902? Underground and shit. 901? They had to drill that way at him. Oh, I remember this too. I remember when the motherfucking racist dudes was fighting on her raw, though, and he got hit in the face with a chair.

His nose was broke, and he was on TV for like three years. with a band-aid on his nose. Yeah, I remember with Stone Cold and the Rock. Oh, that were laid on. Oh, Nick, I remember you a big. Hogan fought Andre the Jam for the first time, nigga. When you body slam. Come on, man.

I went to the movies to see E.T. Man. The movie theater. He saw, you went to the movie. I saw me in the black. Ghost was the first move out of all. He came out of 84, bro. Got it.

Dang. It was all right. When Ghost came out, not it would. I remember that shit. E.T. came out. Let me see when you were E.T. I remember, I was little hell. My mom and my dad took me to see E.T.

I remember standing up. Let me see. When that white boy was on that motherfucking bike. E.T. came out. It was flying. O'clock. E.T. came out 82. No, I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. E.T. was out when I was like two or three years old, bro. I saw this shit. They probably were putting that old-ass shit. He's at a dollar movie. In Mississippi, they probably playing dollar light at the beach. I saw ET at the movie theater. They put a rerud in that one.

Yeah, they were doing. Come on, he said a dollar movie in Mississippi. They put anything on the bitch. That bitch came out. I was born in 83. I know for a fact, I seen ET at the motherfucker. My motherfucker up.

May 26. See, look, Doves ain't gonna let it go. I believe you, I believe. What you, what's your thing? This is a bitch. April 1. April 2nd, 83. This shit came out, May 26, 82.

Burr, it's a dollar movie. And 15. It was a movie theater by my house. It's a dollar movie. It's a dog going to let the shit go. They played it again. I know they had the movie. They played it again in 87.

See, look, there he goes, like that hash brown shit. Just the hash brown shit. That's the exact way there. I don't get how you going to tell me. This is literally the first movie that I remember standing there watching the little white boy ride the bike. So, Doug, what's the first movie you saw it to do? And rode past the move.

The first move I saw the theater was Ninja Turtle. I'm not what I'm not looking at. Dick Tracy and Robocop. But is he? Did Tracing Robocop? Dick Tracing Robocop. I'm gonna tell you right now, Nicky. It's the same theater I saw disorder is that.

Okay. What movie had the most impact on you, though? In my life. In the movies. Like some shit. You was just like, ooh shit, boy that motherfucker was good. I had two of them. Two.

Bad boy two with mine. Nigel Fival goes west and E. Damn. I went. Nick, nigga, Friday night lights, nigga. Bad boy, too. At Rush. Boob, you couldn't tell me you won't when you came up out of that motherfucker.

I wouldn't. Saw them. When that thing got hurt, bro, bro. Oh, Bruvitt. When he got hurt, Boobie. Boobie Mild. Boobie Mild. Boobie Mild.

Boy, the greatest. To this day, I think he's a real football. No, he's still all the way off him. Went to shit. They got him on there. They got a documentary. Scream. You know what I'm saying?

I liked it, but I hated it. That one movie I could see one time, I don't need to see it no more. I can't see that shit no more. Screen with pop it. The first screen with Jada. She went to what you did last summer. With Brandy. Wait me, Brandy was in the second one, wasn't she?

It was in one part. Screen. Oh, oh, I know what you did last summer. The motherfucker walked around the hook. Yeah. The killer got right there and I was like, and she just whipped through it the last minute. Ooh.

fat ass or it was fat to me. Right. When you were young, yeah, it'd be like that. Back then that was coming. Because now I'm going back and I'm looking. It wasn't even really no ass in these streets. Ass didn't really come out to about 94. But back then.

Like a fat ass? Like a fat ass. But you guys. Like a fat ass. Like a fat. Like a bad. Until the two-lapped crew came out. Like ass.

I think I was fifth grade when they was talking about a fat ass. It was always one or two who had a fat ass. You know when it was like a, like, you know, baby got back came out, what, 91 or something like that. But it was about 9 there, 4. Haku Lumpur Ron that time, too, then. That would trick their with scar. Two live crew showed everybody

Pussy for the first time. Too short, talked about it. And then two live crew actually came to. Cash Money Show. And when you went to their show, they made sure you saw it. Dolomite shows. They would come on stage with 50 strippers and everybody get butt-necking and fuck at this show.

The Big Hair-ass Pussy. When that bad that ass up came, we used to be shut. You know it. They ain't played a shit. Dolomite showed that big air-ass pussy on I don't in his movies back in the day. When you get that shit, boom, boom, boom, boom. Stuff.

All I knew, I'm going to see some ass. Every time. Boom, wong, ass. You know what? If you think about the 90s, all you had to do to be fine was get your hair done. Yeah. It has some big-ass-ass-ass-a-airing.

And that back-to-the-ass video had. Get your head-down get some big-ass earring. The back-ha-ha-ass video, go watch it again. Add something of the terribleest women you ever want to see it. With no decent looking nothing to me. Back that ass at the terribleest girls ever, man. They shot that on the fly. Juulina no way or ain't.

Just whoever was outside that day. Yes. Put them in now. No, that's going to go. I love it. Make that ass up on me, huh? 1998. Yeah, I remember that she came up, popped up on MTV News.

I get it right. I get around. Ain't nobody even believe that shit, because Tupac had got shot a bad time before. before that. Right. So he didn't even die. But remember, yeah, because remember when he got shot, they reported that shit and then he didn't die.

Yeah, he didn't die. Yeah. So that was your first celebrity, first tragedy that like popped up on the news was Tupacup? No, that was the first one that we really gave a fuck about, though. Yeah. Because we didn't really saw this nigga do everything. And ain't nobody never thinking that this nigga about the day. Like that's the first thing my mom told me when I woke up for school that morning.

I see done that. Nigg got to take that. That's why people trying to tell you, you got a chair. I'm telling you got a chair of shit. For real, for real. Because in a certain lifetime, some people ain't even going to have them. You experienced too far.

This shit, right. You're born 92. I ain't seen none of that. You know what else been out since you've been born that wasn't out when I was little? Who? Hairlines. You didn't get a line up.

You didn't get a line up. You just got a haircut. They just cut to house. Yeah. And you just sit there with just a little, whatever you were born with. When that line came in there? Like 2000?

Martin Lawrence and Will Smithman. Steve Harvey was the one. was the one who really submitted your hairline. So he really mobile for that shit, though. If you catch Eddie Murphy in trading places, I don't know if he had a hairline in trading places and all that, that were 80s. If you look at all the movies, there ain't got no hairline.

For some reason, Eddie shit grew back. By boomerang, he had a headline. His shit grew back. Because he didn't even have one really in Golden Child or none of that. Coming to America. Come into America. And trade the place is what?

Eighty-four, right? Because who? Trade the place. Like, 83, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8. 8, 8. Yeah, trading places. Damn, what y'all are talking about? He's, he did, that one here for a movie.

And, and, uh, trading places pretty much like it was one of the time. Oh, hell now, because his first movie was, for that hour. Yeah, hit her first movie, yeah, hit her movie. Yeah, I've been saying. Now, listen to this, what I remember my daddy rented that movie from, on VHS. Or a movie. Trading Places. You know, the scene where he come home, and the little Mexican chick jump up and her tithers was out.

He made me go to bed. I remember that shit. My dad, I've been waiting for you, Billy Ray. Yes. I've been waiting. My dad made me repeat the jail scene. He ain't sitting me nowhere. Why was your dad like that, man?

God, hell. And I appreciate it, though, for hell. I ain't good at nothing else. Torture you, man. I don't think it was tortuous. Remember when he got killed? Yeah. That shit was crazy, too.

Yeah. That's the equivalent to back when the OGs found out Marle Luther King got killed. What was another tragedy since? MLK to then. That we witnessed, though. I ain't saying nothing to happen, but I'm saying... Somebody in between MLK to... Tupac and Biggino, that we witnessed.

That we witnessed. That we witnessed. That we witnessed. I remember one when the one like I knew and I was like, damn, I felt it when the lead passed. That was 2001. Yeah, that was 2001. He's talking about the 14.

He's talking about... In August 21st, 2006. What was the big tragedy? Marlon Luther King, Mama, got killed the same way. 74. What was the bombing at Oklahoma? 94. They were 94.

Timbitt Bay. And then when was the Olympic, the Olympics? 96. Okay. They had the Olympic bombing. Park died with 96. Two then. A bigger died.

The Olympic bombing had to be, what, April or something? What happened? You then fucked it up. I like what the old people be concerned. What happened? We'll be tuck it here. Yes. Oh, huh.

Put it on. That was your line. Yeah, y'all doing a lot of moving. Y'all on them pills. Thank you. Y'all on them Piff, be still. Oh, my goodness. Is you okay?

Are you okay? They all got them old people at Walmart checking the receipt. That ain't a good job for them. Yeah, the fuck around don't put something in that bad. That ain't a good job for them. Because you got some people who don't want to be, you know what I'm saying? want to be, you know what I'm saying, uh, fuck with. You did what I'm saying?

Then you, you're in seeing you ain't down. But there'd be a lot of old people though. And some people be standing for real, though. Some people be sticking. Put it in a bag. They ain't going to bother. If everything ain't going to bad, they don't go to fuck about it. Once I feel like I'm being watched, I'm gonna try to make a scene like I'm still.

You know, the motherfuck that'd be standing at the end of the eye with the phone. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck with you. I'm gonna lock eyes with shit and then go to the net aisle and I'm gonna see it. Fuck around and scan a gas treatment or some bill to be 40. I'm gonna fuck with it. Come on, come up there. You need your ID for this. Don't you know you need your ID,

the old black community in a chokehold, though? Huh? They say. What's what got the old black people in a chokehold. What? You know they say? They say that's got them fucked up. They believe anything they say.

That's shit crazy. You know old people do believe that. Put it on the news, put it on TV, they believe anything. Fake page. My auntie me calling me out. Jam ya! You okay? You okay?

They said you were up there with Trump. I said, I don't know him. Yeah, they got your picture. You drunk up here right now. I'm like, I know you ain't done that. I know you ain't done that. Yeah, that shit crazy, man. Don't you up there with Trump.

They got a whole AI page of just me and you with fake pictures, niggie. We didn't have three birthdays. You see the one with you or Ashton. Bruh. Oh, yeah, I've seen that one. They don't made it so. minute. I don't even fuck with you and bother you about it. I just be like, this.

I don't even kill about this. Because people getting paid for posts now, bro. They're going to make bullshit. All the motherfuckers that they can be doing. Why they sit around and fucking. Because there's no, but you're popular, bro. You got to also understand, bro. Social media is different. You remember when it's fur popped off? We were the kids that they tested this shit on. We really did social media, social media shit. This is what Adam started doing. I didn't start to comparing my haters to other niggas haters. I ain't got no haters. I got haters, but I don't pay another thing.

They made a whole fake documentary about everybody on Wiling Out. What happened to Carlos Peltz? You've seen all your properties and all your cars and your house on that bitch? They're in a motherfucker. I got nine acres with a wraparound porch. I got a studio in there. I got one of the old school baritubs with the feet up. Nick, I got a documentary.

That what the niggins said about you? With the white man voice and all that shit on the bit. They don't want on you. We're bawling. No. They're going on that bitch. Oh. I got one of their better country homes on that motherfucker.

Big pretty yard, horses. That's what my auntie called me about. Everything that we than ever bullshit it about is in that documentary. When he's not looking at holes. He spends his quality time. No, I'm saying, Google my network. He's going to surprise the shit out of you. My uncle called me about that bullshit.

Snap you. You got $5 million and you ain't gave me shit. That's niggins, stop. They can get off that goddamn Google, man. Nah, no, those folks say you work about $15 million. And you know what, Drewka, it's on the internet. It's on the internet. How are you going to put a value on me?

15 million. That ain't enough. I'm a one-of-a-kind type of motherfucker. You can't get another nigga like me for $15 million. Oh, man. They say you got $15 million on me. I don't know. I don't know who said that shit.

Shit. Barbara, he lied again. Man, okay. This is how you know anybody can put whatever they want to about you on the internet. Motherfucking said, I've been celibate for seven years. Me, he's got no place in seven years. I'm a man or stuff and I don't practice sex. Damn.

We all know that. That's why. The sense say don't have sex. Come on, man. I wouldn't be shit if I ain't have sex. Y'all wouldn't listen to me? You know who doing that? They'd be kids, man.

It be nine years old. It's people who get paid from fucking. views and shit. It ain't people who even getting paid. They're just doing this shit for the hell of it. Could they weird, man. It just show you. It's really exposed.

For the hell of it. I'm just a comedian, my nigga. I should not be that high up on your list where it's people who sit around and fuck with me. They're watching this shit. That's the crazy part. And you know what's even worse than that? Wait to the next video.

They don't even like this shit. They hate it. They watch the show every week to make sure they don't like it. I was just going to say, Have you ever seen a hater, then you go to their page and they say, follow back? Like, nigga, you're following me? And you're talking bad about me and you think I won't go see it? Block, bitch-ass, nigga.

No, you can be following my life. No, I don't want you following me. You can follow me. I want to give you, I want to make it hard for you. I want you to go find me. You could just face the shit on even like me. Now you got to Google me. Now you've got to make another page.

You got to make another page. You got to inconvenience these other things. Yeah, man. They don't go to make a hard by the next person. No, he's going to find, he going to make another page, and they're going to still follow. I don't ever hate on me following me. That's shit crazy. You don't know what to do with them.

I don't want you to follow me in your life. I have to blow it. I don't follow nobody. You get emotional. You crazy. I say something back and then I'm going to lose my page. So you got to go. I don't follow nobody on life.

You got to go. One day. I'm going to learn how to shut the fucking one day. Yeah. Sometimes you can't entertain this. No, you can't. You can't. Speak your motherfucking mind, Jay Whitehead.

Because I know I never. There's a lot of people who post shit in a game. There's a lot of people who post shit. that I don't like or agree with, but I have never taken it to the extreme to write something that, you know, make sure they say, I don't give a fuck enough to do that. Like, go up on it to comment and be like, bro, you know you wrong for this, bro. Why? And post it.

Facebook. I'm worse on Facebook. I go through your pictures. But once I met somebody who was really like that, it just took all the feelings out of and something. When I met one of them people that actually they live to argue in the comment. They'd be the comment. They comment, Facebook.

Then I started, I was like. So it don't matter what they say back. This shit just entertainment for you. Right. You like the attention that people are real with your stupid-ass opinion. You'd like to know that there's other motherfuckers who like you. Yeah. Who would just keep going back and forth.

I just seen comments where a motherfucker have more comments under the comment than actual comment. You don't start an argument with your puss ass. Right. With your little punk-a-ad comment. Every few minutes on this show I'd be wanting to look at the camera and just tell people, I ain't fucking talking to you or about you. I don't even know you. If you hadn't said some shit,

if you never knew you was on earth. I don't give a fuck if you don't like me. They're ready. I don't care. I don't want your approval. That's the point. I think it bothers y'all so much that we don't want your approval. We're not doing it for you.

You ain't listening to me. Because we don't have to. We don't give a fuck. Fuck you, nigga. We don't have to. That you ain't fun and shit. Okay, well, all right. You even follow me to see have I even got funny for your bitch at.

I always put it in a different scenario. I make a nice living. They have to say that to you because we're a comedian. Nigga, if we were something else, they wouldn't give a fuck. You ain't a little flumber? Like, yeah, you're not a... You ain't shit when it comes to roofing. Like, nigga, I want to see what this fuck they do.

But if I was, that would be your rebuttal. But if I was, that'd be your rebuttal. That would be your comedy. I would like to see what you're going to hate it anyway. You're going to be a hater. Let me see what you do. But they're always ugly, bro. If you go on their page, they're doing the worst.

Or they're paid private. No, you can see it. Yeah, the page is open. And they're following more than the guy. And you'd be like, ooh. That's what take the shit. They're always following more. That's what takes the same guy.

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I'd be wanting to say something back, but I see the 72 followers, 1,700 following, I'd be like, I'm not fin to talk to you, man. He's been holding up, a whole bunch of cats. Then the shit you can say back down, other people are going to take offense. And as soon as you say something,

it feels like, and guess what you do. Guess what I heard. Guess what I had to learn, it's a thousand ways you can get revenge for that. As long as you don't hurt nobody, that's good. Right. I might hurt your feelings.

If I go to their page and I see some shit like that, I pick the most fucked up picture and like it. Yep. Just to let them know, I see it. I seen you fuck-up. Hey, boy, this is what you look like in 2009, boy. Hey, you're all fucked up. Don't fuck with me now. Come on.

Look at them dirty-ass shoes. Yeah. Come on, people slip you still out of 20 seats. Oh, man. Sometimes I do slip and I fuck around and say something back. I'll leave you coming. I went on their page on their daughter page and left a little laugh emotion. They got out of there.

Yeah, you got a new shit like that. laugh, if daughter was sitting there in a little don't let him be on there with this girl. Don't never be on there with this girl. When you realize what type of girl, they're like, you like, this shit. Don't be to argue with a nigga who's like, I can't.

No. I told you I got a whole theory behind this. I can't argue with you. Because at this point, we're talking to people we were never supposed to know was on earth anyway. I never was supposed to know. Like, we would have never ran into these people if we didn't have this shit.

Why would we give a fuck about what they what I wasn't supposed to know you in real life bruh in real life I wasn't supposed to never knew it was a nigga who was just like you or who were ugly like you and they know how to say so part of it is everybody ugly I don't give them to somebody you're I know a man I just got cute two years they got you I say no matter how thick your skin here they got you on social media you're looking at coming at you you were ugly one everybody was ugly tag you my dad got me tested because I was ugly really Yeah, yeah. You think that's why? Yeah, you're like, that's, baby, that is...

That can't be me. Man, that can't be done. Look, that little bit, man. What's the ugly? What is that doing, man? Oh. What? I've looked for the little ugly.

What that little ugly? You got to have a little ugly on you. You had a warm... Oh, I thought. I don't know I had two men. My baby's gonna be mean and dog. I don't have no brown babies. Mean and dog and had that little frown on their face.

Yeah, I go to everybody's shit. Yeah. to make sure they're ugly. If they're ugly, I'd be like, this don't want. Man, it's everybody to be able to comment. On Facebook, you can respond with a picture because I respond with the fucked up picture. Yeah.

Like, I know God damn well, you ain't don't if you're talking to me. That should be funny when you see the comment, like, quit blocking me, bitch. Like, no, your new page ain't even finished it. I'm telling you. You didn't come up being and say shit to me and think I ain't finished it.

That's engagement. Get what? If it's funny, I ain't gonna block it though. That's my rule. Oh, you gone. What about this? If it's funny. I'll let you stay.

I'll go follow that girl. I wouldn't. If that girl looked like something. I'm like, yeah, see. You don't put this bitch in the fight. That's why they on Instagram, man. Talking with that they got like, me. Oh, you want to talk about me.

Nobody that's living a good life. Nobody that's living a good life and happy is fucking with people on social media. Yeah. I ain't seen nobody. I ain't clicked on nobody page doing good. I'm going to be real. People who really is having. fun in life, don't even have a social media.

If they do, they're fucking with nobody. I'm talking about people, I'm telling you, if you just think about it, what do we just took the time out? But social media is now in our life right now. It has such of a high demand. We should have a two, three day period where it should be like no social media. You know what? Social media are only supposed to be filled with shit that you like anyway.

Right. You get to pick what the fuck you see. I'll be on that bitch watching everything. Nick. I will watch a motherfucker do all the shit I don't want to do. I'll be watching motherfucking make cakes and ribs and shit. I don't watch the white lady bake a cake in an air frown for 12 minutes. No.

You ever notice when you see a post, Lowe's all right, this year? I'll be watching everything. He'd be on. Most of the everything. That the type of shit you'd be watching on something? Probably watching all the bullshit videos on there. I watch all that shit. I be watching people trying to end up.

Real is a hell. Be stuck. This is a fetish. I don't know why it's a fetish, but this shit funny as hell. I'll be watching people in person named Michael Jazz. Hmm. Hmm. Ha!

I be watching... Bumpin' your arm, bro. They be driving their bed, bro. I be watching body cams. Niggas get arrested all day. I love to watch body cams. All day. I get dizzy looking at that shit.

That police shit. I'd be nervous watching the movie fans. Hey, listen, black people, ain't nobody worse than white people. I'm telling y'all, don't never say nothing about the black community. When I tell you the white community, boy, them folks, it's crazy, bro. It's one video. Worst people. Who's pulled up in white man, y'all.

Man told that motherfucker. Get your fucking car away. My wife's coming home in a minute. What the fuck? White man told the Poli that? The Poli pulled him. He ain't pulled over. He went all the way home and pulled over in his driveway.

So the Poli pulled over behind him in the driveway. The first thing the white man said when he walked out the truck is pull your goddamn car away, my wife's coming home in a minute. And he put any move. No, hell, no, he moved. But that's just what the white man told him. That white man didn't. We should try that too.

We just got to change our tone. No. We can't be like, hey, by, move, by, fuck you're talking about, boy. I'd be like, you know what? Let me move out the way, officer. I ain't had no business in for you. They got some black people on there to talk, they got some sovereign citizens on there, too. The thing they ain't, yo.

They go to jail 100% of the time. They don't, they don't know, they're going to have no license. They crack their wonder about that much and put up a little piece of certificate. Yeah, like, yeah. Oh, they be trying to tell the on need no license. Yeah, they don't get your ass. They want to get bused 99% of the time. The sovereign citizens.

They lose every time. They go to quote their shit, then they're for a white shirt, and then they get their ass messed up. And they get their ass messes. And they get every time. Their papers be on the ground, all that paperwork. They had to tag on the back. Somebody out to bring that shit to the office. To their car.

I'm talking about it. One woman had another sovereign citizen pull up to get the car. They're like bumping their ass up, man. She didn't have no licenses? She didn't have that. She was like, I come to take her car because y'all was trying to tow it. Like, where are you license?

I'm a sovereign citizen. Like, bitch. You go, they hate the fucking cyber citizens, man. Bro, that would be the dumb shit. I had a partner that was a cyber citizen. We all know my partner that was a cyber city.

I know that. He got a lot of so many times. I was like, I was like, dude. He'll tell you. I was like, You still a cyber city? He's like, no, I got my license.

I was like, what happened? You're like, I got tired of them, motherfucker. They don't understand you. I don't know what I'm going to never. I was like, man, you don't need no goddamn driver life. You ain't driving, you traveling. I said, damn. Somebody ain't got those wonderful.

You know. Those sovereign citizens would ride around with a tag with a stone. Some shit, they locked their ass right up. Hey, man. And they're going to be a sovereign citizen three times. Oh, boy, that shit. He was in jail for a little while. Yeah, they kept my partner in there for a minute.

He got out and went straight, not in Alabama. He's crazy hell, but no, they locked him up. He got out and went straight and got a driver license. Oh, but. He's been, he stupid, buddy. I lied to go. Came to get the car. Yeah, she came to get the car.

He said, I came to pick up the car because you're all about to tour it. He said, okay, cool. When you drive, like, pull that certificate out? Let's go. They ran out right. They had a hand so far back behind her, bro. They're doing like she was skinned. What they do jail in the team?

You put a man, baby. What that thing is... They put her hand back like she was skinned. You got to come on the jail, bitch. What they do with the two cars? They told them both until they lie. No tag, no registration, no nothing. They didn't drive.

They didn't drive. They get people really feel like that. Like, how the fuck you think? Everybody else got it. I'm gonna try that shit. I'm gonna try that shit. No, don't do that. Don't do that.

Don't say it. Don't do that. Don't do that. No, I got my license. They'll keep them. No. Well, tell me your siren citizen and give me your license too. Okay.

But just tell them you want, but make sure you... They're gonna say all right. They're gonna say okay. They're gonna run and get your ticket and be like, all right, be a siren. But show, sure without that little license. They're gonna tell. That's fucking tell. So big, gonna need a U-Haul to get home.

Tanya. Yeah. U-B. You're sorry for the city, sir. What you, oh, okay. He just got dread, don't do them like that. That's why you cut them dread. Who mean?

Yeah. Man, I cut them dread. Why you wear black and red all the time, man? What the hell? Man. Damn. You don't wear orange. No.

I'm gonna buy it. Oh, man, you know what? I'm gonna get this guy's an outfit. Jet, this is he's gonna wear. We were at the same side. You told me. My dad wore anything. Same.

Church clothes, gym clothes, any kind of clothes. My dad's gonna wear shit. He ain't no dub in the five bigs t-shirt. No. He don't wore everything. Yeah, man. I met Doug when he had started, you know, he had got his money and shit. He said when he got his money.

He said, he still had gold. I knew the nigga when he had gold teeth. I didn't see he had took him out. They were old one. I think my first time seeing your head was on coming with you. Coming view. I saw him on, what's the shit that used to come on? Coming to the stage.

Bounce TV, coming to the stage. That was I seen the name. But you know what when you did Comedy View? O2 and O5. I saw the O'Five. Cheryl Underwood. Cheryl Underwood. You and Snout did it the same year, though.

Cat William did it that year, 05. Where did it in it? That Friday came out, but Kat still wasn't famous. Captain get famous to after Katrina when he dropped them ringtone. He did Friday that Friday still with that chilling. You know, I was gonna come to be with him in 05. Whatever you're Friday, that Friday after that came, right, could have been in 03. And that niggum blew itself up after that, dropping them ringtone, pimping, pamping, ringtones and shit.

Man, who is when I knew who he was. Huh? Yeah, but he still hadn't got damn it, boom. Then he did pump, call-clic... Because he wouldn't have been on company with me in 05. I'm definitely saying... He wouldn't have been on... I marked this special on HBO my senior year in high school.

Where year? O.6. That's when he blew up right there. Mike Yelke did, they specials on HBO around my same year. Mike Yelps did inappropriate behavior and he did Tomponical 1. That when he got through there, when he dropped that special, that were validated.

That's that. That's that. That was it. That was 06. We did in Columbia, O'clock. The Green Jacket. July of 05, right, Fort Trino.

Soon we left Camerview. We left Common View, Katrina hit. We were rocking. We were down there. I'd be watching Sinbad, by Simbad. That's another one, though. We got to see shit for the first time, like that type of shit. My first major comedy show was...

Watch your motherfuck blow up. Yeah, yeah. That was... Yeah, my two. I went to the movies and seen that shit. And I ain't know what the fuck were going, or I was your child. I went to my sister to the movie. Don't go around, laughing.

Like, right, like, labor day. It was right... That shit was crazy. It was like two hours at the nonstop last. What was that? Labor Day? Yeah, we went around that time. That when movie used to be packed.

Yeah. You couldn't see them bitch at home unless you had the bootleg. And bootleg used to be bootlegged too. Niggies walking through them, Tom. Boolet was a real old. Cut all, cut back on. End of the movie, credit rolling all. Let me tell you what changed the whole bootleg game, though.

What? That motherfucking American gangster. That's the first HD bootleg that ever hit the street. Really? It really was. Man, that motherfucker was crystal clip, bitch. I thought our TV had got done. It really was.

Man, that motherfucker had every detail. Every 30 minute you might see a wealth site come on that bit. That's it. That's a little cold ball. Oh, that's a little cold ball. Soul plane. Soul plane was just regular bootleg shit. It was like a spread of bootlegs.

Soulplane, what was that 0102 or something? That was that old foote. Oh, four. People never bring up when they bring up soul playing. We're talking about three years later. Definitely is a classic. I don't know why they'd be tripping on that movie, but. That's a good classic.

That's a major class. He still had fun of shit in it. It had fun of shit in all the whole movie. I don't see what they even talking about. But you got to think about it. They said Norbert won't shit. Hey, boy, there's so many phone. God damn good.

Norbert's so fucking funny, man. They say Norbert was Edd's worst movie. She and me. He got the worst movie. He got one worse than that. One called Best Defense. What it is? Best Defense he did in like 84 that didn't come out.

It called Best Defense. Norbert were cool, but it's a lot of people like Norbert. Norbert were cool. Norbert were cool. It was fucking funny. Norbert was super funny, man. Ain't nothing got that goddamn. Hercules, Hurking Lee's.

My favorite Eddivus were his 80s movies, though. Man, shit, life. That Professor Clump shit. Well, yeah, that's it. Life was nonstop. Edmund. Best defense. Life was non-stop.

All the doctor do-little. I'm a, I'm a, I'm no idiot. Disagraphy. It's hard as fuck to put so many comedians in the movie. It's hard as far as put so many comedians in the movement. I didn't know that was name of it, but now, seeing that, yeah, I know where to deal. I didn't know that was named. Well, what is that food?

I ordered it like an hour ago. Oh, my stomach ain't about the head. I didn't know the name of it, but I remember he and Ed and Merph was in like a military move or war movie or something shit. Yeah, that she was so saying. Three times in my stomach. They kept it. You ever pooed in your stomach? I'm hung up.

I'm about I'll put it. Three times in my stomach. Don't go in them church. They're like, whoo-clixts, man. All that classics get slept on. Pooh. Yeah. They try to die out.

They try to, like, water a lot of hours. Money talk don't get the, don't get the, they don't get the, they don't get the, you play that shit right now, gang. I'm going to start chees. Money talk that shit, bro. I'm going to start chees like little that kid.

Money talk that. Money taught that shit, ain't it. From the beginning, man. Want to talk that shit. Franklin Hatchet, nigga. Man, what? Ain't ready for my clothesout, Mr. Lavier. What?

Vic DeMone and Julian. That's why I was just about to say. He was a real. He was in his head bag. He was taking nothing and making something out of it. The whole movie. He was in his head. Seeing that in the movies.

Seeing that in the movies. I said he was all the greats. Samin Davis Jr. Jr. In an interview, he said he was able to do in that movie. Really? Yeah. Hey, that niggins said something that didn't exist during that time, but it exists now.

He said, stole my phone. Stowe my phone wasn't even the thing. He said, he said, he said, somebody stole my goddamn phone. He said, I was gonna call you, but somebody stole my phone. And he didn't want no cell phone out there. It went no such thing as stole, nobody had ever got stolen before. It was in the house on the wall. Anybody go shit about the phone.

Anybody. You go to K-Mart, Bicklott's Walmart. That movie got one of the best intros of all time with that nigga was just in the car. I think that bear her white. My last. My head, everything. Yeah.

Men's society. My life. Yeah. It looked like a whole different. But you gotta get up, since we're on Chris, though, dead president. He did the thing in that bitch too. Sure he did.

He did amazing in dead president. He did amazing. He did amazing. He did amazing. Keith David, what, what the name is? Curbit. And he's name, Keith David. He's talking about something, you're not going to hit my dog.

That nigger, he was fucking. But he was going crazy. You grabbed the wrong leg. Your stupid cock sucker? Stupid cocks. Everybody in town know I got one leg. Man, remember when the police came to get their head. He tried to kick you between your shoulder blade.

He tried to fight the police all with the stick. He was like, go. He was like, go. What's what you're going to do? I'm going to do. Hey, that little stick game about 12 more seconds. Hey, Lorraine, Tiger Fool, you though. That Stingles.

That's a movie, bro. You got McCa. Hold up, now, you got niggins who ran the 90s. This motherfucker's up there giving away $100 bill saying he got them from God himself. We got to get it in the car. I drive up there and shoot that motherfucker between the eyes, if I have to me.

You know what he told them they were divided them money up? This kind of money that you can buy it with in hell. Hey, Jeff. That's y'all's motherfucking friend. Loreni Tate. That's y'all's my mother's friend. Had the Niners on lock. Yeah.

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How about this one? Is bribing your kids bad parenting or just negotiating? Oh, and I still do need to know why was my poop green that one time? Hypothetically, right? Okay, well, instead of letting the internet guess, we've got actual people answering these exact questions. And laughing with us has got to be better than spending three hours down a rabbit hole online. Listen to Bill and Juliana. The podcast. On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. As parents, we have a million things running through our minds.

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Oh, my, he heard, he heard, L. Fooj, Jay, Phyllis in that bit. Oh, my up for sure. What the name was, Jay? Oh, my up. Jay. He ain't no car, Jay Reid. He had that nigga, that bitch, man.

He just knew that nigga, Alwood down. Man, you don't watch me kill niggas and stick, pool sticks, man, I know. That poohs, man. That's okay, man. Looking back, that was crazy. That was crazy. That was crazy. Didn't think I do all that, put no point.

It made me want to switch movies. When is a nigga eating pussy in one of them scenes, like when they came in there, he was eating the girl out? They beat him up. Yeah, they just threw your head out the pussy, nigger. Yeah, he did it with the pills. Dang. They got beat up in Cucci. I'm just in here trying, you know, eating my eat on.

But that niggins are that movie, boy. You've been doing a lot more of that with your tongue. But y'all ain't never seen colors though. Yeah. That's the game movie, LA, right? Yeah. I ain't I've just seen it all right. I've seen it all right through my j is.

It ain't even about niggas for real. It's a love story. White cop falling in love with a Mexican girl. The gang members only make the shit interesting. They used that to break up the love story. Yeah. Oh, just throw a little monkey wrench in there. Man, literally.

Damn. All I remember. I ain't gonna lie though, bro. You know what I'm moving real good though? Maw-a-n't be sleeping on. I'm talking about sleeping on. Me and he black, bro. I still ain't just.

You don't fuck with me any black? I ain't just... Oh, like... What? The little worms? You get me laughing at the shit, man. I love that shit. When he shot that d' that d'nag,

Come on, man, you never do that. That's funny to that, man. He's like shit like that. Man, they black, man. That's how I feel about radio. The movie radio is just funny. Yeah, I laugh at shit. I'm supposed to laugh at.

Have you ever seen the movie in Decent Proposal? Yeah. Hold on. Have you ever seen the other sleep with his wife? Yeah, and she took the shit, then they broke up. Yeah. What do you think? What did you think?

What did you think? What happened? Wood Harrison and Demi Moore yeah. They go, they go. Man offered him a million dollars to have sex with his wife. They got the money. He couldn't deal with that shit.

He couldn't deal with them. He got the money. They landed up in the bed. He asked the shit like, so was his dick big in their mind? Did you like it? Did you enjoy it? So she's like, what the fuck, man? So she didn't give a million dollars just to have a hit at?

He convinced her to do it. Yeah, because they needed the bread. So the first they went on the trip. They weren't playing. They go on the trip. They go to the casino. They try to double the money that they got. Right.

A little bit they got. So while they at the casino, she won the off into this guild shop. The rich man still over there looking at a dress and shit. So he put like, shit, I'm going to buy this. What's going on? He put up on her. So he sees she going and then she's like, oh, I'm married. So he's like, no, fuck that.

I got you, bitch. So shit, he found her husband. He at the table gambling and shit. He don't went over there and gave him some extra bread and shit. I got real friendly with him. Justin Whitehead, ghetto movie reviews. Go ahead. He actually let her roll in it.

He put the money up and let her roll in it. He got the nigga, me, love. The fucking wife. No, so they get back to the room. So he's playing pool with the lady, with the old man. So he was like, so he's trying, he's just talking to him. So he was like asking how much money mean to him and shit like that. So he was like, so hypothetically, if somebody offer you a million dollars to fuck your wife or to have your wife, what would you do?

So Buda were like, I'll say hell no. But the bitch in the back looking like, shit. So they get back to the crib. They lost all their money at the casino. They broke. They get back to the crib. So they're laying in the bed. Butter were like, they both of them think about the shit.

They lay in bed, both of them. They're not saying shit. So Butter were like, you're thinking about it, aren't you? So she was like, no, you must be thinking about it. So then they just went to talk about the shit. So she still had the motherfucker number. They hid him up. Because he bought her the dressing shit that she wanted and everything.

Oh, he's been pimpy. Bray, they go back to the man, yacht and shit, right? Right. They go off on the helicopter to somewhere and fuck. He did the man on the yacht. So he left the hubbing on the yacht and took his bitch on the helicopter. Yeah, gone. Dang.

Yeah. Gave him a million dollars to stay, though. But now he got the million dollars can't deal with. Can't deal with. Man, why don't do you? Why don't you do that? She liked it to. She liked to, look, when they broke up, three eight and a half.

When he went with her, when he went with her and came back, the husband and the wife broke up and she went back with him again. She went back to the meeting? Oh yeah. She was with him. I'm talking about living their life. And then they wound up getting back together. Yeah, they took the bit back.

He took the back. He went to beat the man up. He went to try to beat the man up one. Oh, man. He started talking to me. All that's a fucking. That's a shit. That's the end.

That's the bitch. No, all that's that's the winger party. He beat the man up. You can't beat man up and fucking your wife like you asked to do. I want you fucking good. Why you fucking good? You asked me to. That boy, to beat the brakes on, though, man.

He tried to. He was too drunk. He slipped in the rain, remember. Oh, yeah. There were one that was sitting there. Oh, no. Man, why you take my... It was still burning.

I said it. I said it. That thing would burn like anything. Yeah. You get sad with a million dollars. I don't know how you can be sad with a million dollars. He ain't lying. He was in love.

He was in love. I know. I know. I know. I know. But I'm saying. And if you made a million dollars in one night. A niggas gonna blow it.

They're gonna find a way to blow $250. And you, the crazy part, they invested it in the business that they want. No, they thought they're entrepreneur. You ain't no fucking entrepreneur. You just want freedom. This a million dollars in cash. This ain't go pay. It's a tax.

This is a million and a million dollars. Straight million dollars. He gave a little a check before they flew out the fuck. He gave it to him. He gave him a depot. No, the whole mill. Yeah. And they were back in like 91 or something, so you...

That was probably like... I'd inflate that every four million. That's about $3.7 million. He could have got a house for $150 in Beverly Hills somewhere. And it's crazy that you say that, because they won the real estate business. They went to do. They're stupid. And look, she gave him the money and said, fuck it.

And went out with the man. See, but they got vows before the most high. And he gave that up for some money. And why he can't, he couldn't live with it. For one night. You can have that shit. I know he got. And get what, Justin.

Rodin Tomato gave it the 34. That shit crazy. No, but then she left and then went back to ready. We didn't all been through this shit. And we didn't get no million dollars. Right. You will be. Free!

But the nigger didn't act. She drove it over there to them. The nigga didn't add in my face. He got a million out of it. At least he got a million. At least he got a million. Man, they played it for free. They were fucking everything.

Wow. That's, niggas still ain't apologizing me from fucking my bitch. The nigga ain't shit. The nigga ain't shit. He ain't. He can't. He can't. They were crying like a motherfucker with a nigger fucking bitch.

He got ass. They were playing pool. And this motherfucker asked him, can I fuck me? He was a dirty bit. I mean, at least if he threw a million dollars in that, you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. kind of crazy. That's a little not.

That's a nothing out to swing. He's going to fuck somebody, too. Look, you fuck that man for that money. Let me fuck your son. Shit, why is she going to fuck him? Off and find a little scatting away and get in the casino. You're going to fuck back. What?

Offing that fucking skin off. Boy, my dick going to be sold. They laying down on the job back on that kid. Shit. I'm going to be a bit 25,000 of that shit. I'm cashing that check. Sooner they go. I'm cashing that bitch.

What? Then mine. Put my name on it. put that bitch last and she's gonna go, I need to be able to cast this motherfucker. That nigga hit in the hilltop. Matter of fact, get me a few of them casino chips. I need something while y'all go on the fuck.

That he even got a head in the hip. You got that ain't love her for real. If he let that break them up, that's his way. Fuck that. That was a business. You weren't supposed to do that. He ain't lying. That was the business.

He ain't put to got a hoe. You're supposed to stay with her and break that shit up. You know what I'm going to bid yourself? Late on the casino. Baby, remember that time, you fuck the man for the million dollars. Hey, we got a understanding now. Hey, baby, baby, make me, we hit that lick. Stupid that way.

But look, she's gonna throw it up in his stater. Remember these? She's gonna throw it up in his say, though. She got stead for life. Man, just think if he would have stayed, they could have brought that shit up later on in life. She would have been talking shit right back. They got better than him.

But if it wanted for me, boy, we wouldn't have got that house. And look at you, you ain't fucking nothing. You ain't brought shit down in family. He brought that in family. Free dick having their ass, boy? Uh-uh. This million dollar coochie. A million dollars.

Oh, now she got the, oh, now she's up in it. For real. A million. A million dollars for one night. They're giving away a dick for free. That shit crazy. Million dollars.

There's some rich bitches out here giving on that cake. A million dollars, though. But you got to put up with shit, like stanky, bro. You'd be like, ooh, this dick rich in hell with it. I'm talking about just stanky bro. It'd be like. Don't babe. But y'all have a couple of time, you're like, boom.

Damn. But a million dollars, though, bro. A million for one night. Guys can't do that. She probably got some. Women can. I'm scared. No, I'm saying, but saying a woman getting a million dollars for one night.

Women. You can't be mad at your old lady. I'm saying women can be with old ugly, ass, rich-ass, stinking-ass nigger. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude's going to fuck it up. Like, if an ugly, stank-a-old. This man got a nice-ass house. He broke his fuck it up.

He's still going to fuck it up. He's going to go off the cheek like a mother. He can't be attentive to that. Women can do it. Women can stay in there and swimming at food. Fell, stay with that ugly bitch, man. Look at all the plaque in his teeth for her. They can stay right there with it.

I'm telling you, I know. That shit be real, bro. That shit be real. Because the ones who really got it like that, you gotta put up with something. Man, some niggas will put up some bullshit. No, they don't. No, they ain't.

No, they ain't. Not no cool, nigga. Maybe a nigga. Yeah, I ain't talking about no cool. It was hard for me to find a woman like with an apartment. She was always staying with somebody. So it was just like, bitch, I know you can't keep me out. They got to kick us out.

That's reason. I stayed in Atlanta because women had their own apartment. I ain't know too many like that they had an apartment already. On the floor, a little empty little apartment on the floor. I was about 1920. We both were fucked up. So anybody I had to fuck with had to be in walking distance. Walking distance.

Yeah, ain't no pulling up. I'm walking. I'm walking. I meet in a minute. So you didn't roll a bike just a pussy. Oh yeah. Like Jody. I'm him.

Walked my bike on me. Man, I wouldn't call it. I don't rode a motor. I don't rode a motorbed. I might have got a car when I. When we found out a moped were legal on the street. Man, back in the day, when I was a teenager

and we, for some of them, I fuck around and be trying to get somewhere I see or one of my neighbor fin to go somewhere. Hey, where are you from to go? Oh, you're ass a ride-eyed nigga. Drop me around. I guess. Hey, hey, hey, see him?

Hey, uh-uh. I'll get out. They ain't going where you going. They ask you where you're going first. Well, you're going to go now. Where you're going? You're going to go. No, that's going to go fuck.

I don't just, that's some shit like that. Like, if I got to get to it, I roll the bison and all that shit. I miss them by the country. We ain't had no transportation like that. If you ain't got no car, you fuck. Oh, yeah. It's right. Like, we still ain't got Uber where I'm from now.

It's so, though. Ain't nobody. Because you're supposed to know enough people in that a little bit of every town to catch a He said, that's what I'm saying. They're far, though. Well, you know, y'all got Uber. They should get at least one per. Don't nobody want to get that little money?

Yo, somebody. Don't nobody be comfortable driving? In a one-voice town. Everybody knows everybody. Shit. You're the Uber. You drive a nigga to family dollar all day. Now, you know, they got...

This is an old nigga named Emmett now with a damn Lincoln. He'd be driving people around. Oh, family. Yeah, I got to be. He's going to hear you say this shit. He's going to hear you say this shit. He'd be like, appreciate that shout out in there. You been booming.

Emmett be driving people around. Oh, he like self-service. Uber in a small town, you go pick your bitch up from another nigga house and drop it back off at your house. He's like, damn. My bitch comes out to dog. She come right out there. She doesn't care because she needs a ride.

She knows it's you. Your face pop up on the Uber right. She's going to add like in her cousin. I ain't never drop you up here. Yeah, they're my cuss. No, no. No, that's a little cuss. A small time.

I know who this is. This aunt. That's a dope man, huh? Let's ask for this. After the tan your girl, look. He get in the car, you smell, never a week. Would you still, are you old enough to know not to go on your girl phone?

He's still going through it. This nigga here goes. He's crazy to hell. He's going to fire that shit. You'll get me get this old stupid bitch. You don't go on no phone. I ain't going on no phone, Polly. But see, I'm telling you, I really don't have to

because I don't trust shit in that way. I don't give a damn what to say. Just long as long as shit ain't obvious. start giving me reason. Yeah. I don't believe shit, no longer. It's just my turn, bitch. Right.

He's telling me it. I don't been through so much. I don't care. Yeah. So you want to know, I ain't gonna never find love at this? The way I look at it. Just gave up? I don't think a woman...

I think a woman can only do what a guy allowed to do. Say what? A woman can only do what a guy allowed them to do, and I don't think they could ever do as much as a man. No, you two got to let them do what they want to do. No what I'm saying. Like, you know, like, you know, like, at one. I'm making go have sex with a guy.

She might follow this one guy. Right. And but it's like a nigga might have four or five holes. He loved them all of them. He loves all of them. He loves all of them. When you have been the side nigger, you look at shit so different. That thing is all right old.

That you got a mile. Everybody bet not cheat on that nigga. Nobody bet not cheat on that nigga. I was a side nigh-ho. I was a side man, I was a side of him for. I see how they move. Ah, hell no. You need four booties.

You got ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Eight tetties. That nigger is a monster. He's going to crazy. Real munch munchy. She's sharing time. Quality time. I ain't never been able to handle more than two or three.

Two or three? That was young. That was real. Nah, I can't do it. I can't, I can't. Yeah, I can't. I'll like the phone. I'll tell the bit, I tell the big quick.

I clocked down. You gonna fall in a little. I only eat but one. That's it. You can do one at a time. Back when I was setting cracking shit like that, you know, I do something. Yeah, I feel.

At that time, you got to go on dates, bro. We're old enough. We gotta know these bitches now. We just can't be fucking. We got to go on dates and I gotta build up the energy to fucking. Yeah, I know, I still knock your head off. I do about two, three dates and then knock your head off.

Build that shit up. You know what I'm like, you're in public. You might do some shit in public. You're like, who'd be it. You're gonna fuck? I'm glad I ain't fucker. You feel, man. Oh, dude.

Can't have that. What about the ones that get clinging before you even fuck? I like. that little me bitch what no no so i ain't say be on top of my head bitch so after you fuck the shit what is be over with no it's worse oh no love me we don't talk i was gonna say something but uh no go ahead it's fucked up if i say go ahead no don't see it yeah say it don't say it man say that shit fuck it digger say it digger people always talk about the women with the daddy issue right i like the ones who had a mama issue

How they're at What you mean? They'd be fucking like When they fuck you They fuck you like They got a point to prove Like they be trying to fuck you So they're so good

So they mama know like I know how to keep a nigga Yeah so they'll be like Look I got the big pussy in the house I'm the only one with a nigga You feel like I love it Like she's staying to it With her mom and her sisters

They'll be the best one I know how to keep it man Right But they'll be the good one For real though Because the sisters and the mom They ain't talking about shit Right

But see, the ones who got the daddy issue, they'd be free because they're heartbroken. Right. The ones who got the mama issues, they be freaky because they got a point to prove. Yeah. Right. Yeah, they go over it. They might stay with them and all that. Right.

They be galling, like, bitch, I clean behind my toilet. I cleave behind my toilet. Like, they lose the shit. They're mama sleep under them. They got a black china and Tokyo tone. She sleeps upstairs. She fucks over her mama head. Oh, hell, yeah.

I don't be, I don't do that. It kind of like a little. You know what I'm doing it. I know you're not. What the hell you make this head boy hitting the wall for? No. Mama directly on them. I know you're a dog.

Who are fucking right here. I know you're a knob. Amen. Mom, you're going to have to hear this shit, ma. They better go to bed. Go to bed, ma. Yeah, they low down. One time I was fucking with this girl I stayed over her mama house.

Her mama was growing and fuck. She was like, you got to sleep in here. Y'all can't sleep together at my house. She was a shirt lady. No, but yeah, she was a turt lady. But guess what? She was fucking this. You slept in a man.

The side niggas slid through that bitch about 1230. You seem to come to do that. Deacon Charles. Mr. Fred. Mr. Fred came over there. Mr. Fred then came over there. I'm going to one-time. I was fucking that bitch over there.

Found out he built the back porch over there and everything. What? So y'all can fucking hear the weekend, man. I'm going to go fuck. I'm going to get up and go fuck and then come back in here. You ain't coming back down. Yeah, I'm going to be respectful. Yeah, I'm going to be respectful.

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