The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Blac Chyna Black Panther & Black Pssy With @karlousm @clintcoley | Ep. 119

Episode Date: February 23, 2018

It's been a dope Black history month and Karlous Miller (fresh off taping Wild N Out Season 11) is here to talk about it with Clint Coley, the creator of the Black Men Don't Cheat Movement. From Blac Chyna's sex tape, to Chris Rock's comedy special, to Lebron speaking out - if it's black it's been talked bout on this episode of The 85 South Show. This week's sponsor is https://www.Camsoda.com/85southshow For Merchandise and live tour dates visit https://www.85southshow.com For Black Men Don't Cheat Merch visit https://squareup.com/store/clintcoley/ Karlous and Clint aslo give their review of Black Panther and The Chris Rock netflix special Tambourine and talk about Laura Ingraham's comments that basketball players should just "shutup and dribble" and Lebron's response. Plus their take on Blac Chynna's Sex Tape! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's funny as fuck, though. We got today's in the bill. Say what, say what, say what. Today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the bill. With your stagging ass. You're going to be in New Year's in church.

With your stagging ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ass. Why your kids still playing up in dirt. With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternator don't work. With your stagging ass.

Now you got to try to crank it first. With your stagging ass. You're gonna be late for work With your stanging ass You ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass Hey You don't bend over see with the shit

Tell it too Fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talking about Them nigga funna hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent Any time she called me She's gonna get off on these dick

Now ain't no tellin Where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid But I might jump on the plane And Paule-A-Vou A La Frantéca's I got the jokes I'm Everywhere you see me with it

I'm out of Africa I'm telling jokes In different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different Tiddy's Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hell niggum went to Germany And felt some different tities I say they're small and they're round

But felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it and high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Hey Bid's walking out Bits is pulling up I apologize

I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I don't like crazy man I'm crazy man for the crazy man If you give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking You come of that pussy baby

I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if this pussy is great Then Carlos really want some Oh, that pussy girl I don't like ass Pussy got a smell

But I want to smell but I'm a fuck no Pudson got a smell but I'm going to fuck no Pussy got a smell but I'm going to fuck no Eighty-five Hey, hey. I agree with that. You ever be on Instagram and you look at how far as some of these baby moms are? She can't suck no dick.

I said, I said, Black China can't suck no dick. Uh-uh. She can't suck no dick. Br. This guy is the goat to me, yo. Bro. The nigga didn't change to everything. You know, there was a picture of him, Chris Tucker, Kevin Hart, and Dave Chappelle at the All-Star Game.

And he was like, he put the picture up and said, I don't know what the lineup is, but David closing. Of course. No, well, if this, if it's a lot of me, you, and two other comedies, nigga, fuck that. I'm closing. They're going to a black woman right there! Do you like the way black penis looks? Yeah, I don't like pink.

You don't like pink? Yeah. Because I grew up at a time where all the pussy that we wanted at that time, all that had hair on it. Right. Oh, and LeBron and Kevin, you're great players, but no one voted for you. Millions elected Trump

to be their coach. So keep the political commentary to yourself, or as someone once said, shut up and dribble. Much love to LeBron James for saying that he's not just an athlete. Right. I don't appreciate a woman saying to him to shut up and dribble. Bitch, you shut up and swallow. Well, yeah. Well, you know.

Yeah, I like that more. Bro, Marvin Gay sung the shit and he had just like a nickel bag of cocaine left. He'd be like, oh, sake. That shit was player, though. And I'm so glad she wasn't sucking on mine because the head looked terrible. And I bet she was using some teeth chewing like it was edible. Black china can't suck no dick.

A black china can't suck no dick She can't out, she can't suck, no, wee, no, she can't suck no, we, we, no. She can't suck no dick, no, no. She was niggling on the dick, no, no, I don't nibble on my dick, no. I don't want you to nibble, uh, uh, uh, I don't nibble on the dick. Just give me the throat, just give me the throat. I said give me the through. Don't nibble on my dick, just give me the throat.

I said give me the throat I'm trying to get the throat I said black china can't suck no dick she can't suck no dick I said I said black china can't suck no dick uh-uh she can't suck no dick she was nibbling on that dick trying to uh blow that horn ah and she was nibbling on that dick like a mouse beat nibbling on a ear coin like corn on the car there was no fly It was dry, y'all, I swear to God. Hey, she didn't put no spit on the meat, and it was all terrible. Somebody dead. Black China can't get no head, and I was looking, watching, looking at that like what the fuck was rubbed so mad?

Because if that was my girl, and she got caught sucking dick in front of the whole world, I beat like damn. That ain't my lady, don't want that drama You gotta watch a video of your baby mama With the wee-wee all in the face And she was sucking on it like she didn't like to taste I'm like damn She robbed that dude That's what Black China likes to do

She don't suck no dick No she can't The Lucy wasn't good neither Because the ass was shaped like a box He literally got some box from black china because that ass ain't small but when you see it from the side it look like a football like damn what they put in her booty I hope the pussy wet cuz she can't do me with the mouth I probably kick her ass out make a delete my

numbers out of her phone the way that she was licking on the bone she never did it before she's doing it wrong I had a freaks last week that was licking and sucking on me she said that she liked the weight that I taste put the dick in a mouth and sucked on my waist swear of God it was good black china should have seen it the way old girl was working my penis man she really needs some lessons some hair from black china post to be your damn blessing hey yeah it should have been the fucking blessing it should have been a blessing it should have been a much work as you got to put in to fuck black china it should have been a blessing it should have been a blessing now let me tell you one thing you need to know if you're gonna be on tape

and you're gonna suck and blow be a host be nasty with it put both hands on it start jacking and spitting with your right and your left and make your mama proud make people say god damn how did she fit that dick in her throat make people be better citizens and go vote yo you know what the best thing about that meat it was the fact that a black man was Then, damn, I need to know this. Fresh rhymes I show this. Black China gets your dick, game up focus. She need to get a new throat.

Or maybe a new mouth. The way she was sucking that dick, I wouldn't even let her in my house. Because, uh, Black China, you're supposed to be a freak. And the one thing you're supposed to be good at is what? Sucking on me. And this week? Damn! I see why Tiger left.

He said if it's that bad, I'd rather be by myself. Be too, niggins. Hold on. I said I see why Tiger left. If the head was that bad I would be by myself. I don't look at you the same. Black China use a goddamn lame. We don't ask for much, but if you're going to have fake body parts,

learn how to suck a good wee. Penis, your head game. Your head game, supposed to be the meanness. Damn, looking at these holes. Now I'm starting to wonder about Amber Rose, but damn. Wait a minute. Don't talk about Amber Rose. She from Philly.

Bitch is from Philly's a good dick. Trust me, I know this. Because Clint right here is from Philly. It ain't rhyme, but it don't matter. It don't matter when you're talking about some good old brooks. Philly got a whole bunch of holes. Listen, Amber Rose got a low cut like me. Matter of fact, it's lower than yours, nigga.

I said Amber Rose got a ball head. She probably suck a spurt and give all hair. I said Amber Rose got a ball head. She probably sucking so good, they don't know what to call it. And now I got to go through my Instagram feed and do some evaluations. I want to see what that mouth do. And let me get a demonstration to all the ladies in the place with styling grace that Don't know how to suck a good dick.

Put the whole thing in your mouth and start crying. Shit. Really, that's it. There's ways to practice. This way is to get even better. Watch a you two tape, bitch. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Do your thing. Hey, if you suck it right a nigga, about you a ring. Now, really, if you got some good mouth, that's the difference between apartment and a house. Change your life. If you suck the dick right, a nigger, make you his wife, I swear to God. And I ain't lying. If you ain't sucking it good, then keep on trying.

And you know how this go. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. 85. That's up, you know what we're talking about today. In black history was the day that black history was the day that black. China broke the internet. Is she black? She's black?

Is she like... Her mom smoked cigarettes, bro. She is black. Her mom smoked Newport. But you don't see? Her mama, Instagram? What's her mama name? Tokyo, China, some shit.

Black Tokyo? I got to figure it. What is it, bro? Somebody looking up. Kristen, look it up. Does her mom smoke new ports? Her mom used to make porno movies in like the early 90s, bro.

Her mama was busting it open, like, when Mr. Marcus had the edge girl. Oh, shit. You remember Mr. Marcus has the box ex-girl that's no i didn't watch it's took you or something right jam soda dot com okay i'm slash 85 sound okay i'm solda dot com where we go on okay i think they get the picture I think they get to pitchers.

That's no need to watch the issue. Go to Cam Zoda right now and tell them 85 shop show just sent you. Sign up for free. Or did I forget to mention? Yeah! We like it fucking over here. I'm on there right now. Yeah, shit out.

We got other things to do. Let's go. But she'd be on there twerking and smoking cigarette and I know she'll owe because the cherry and her cigarettes be real long and they don't fall off only old women know how to smoke cigarettes with the long cherry I'm looking it up right now bro stop looking this shit up your phone will have a van

Hey man I'm in here today with my home boy Clint Clint talk to him bro What's up how you doing man Give him a whole introduction I finally here on the 85 South show I've been watching it for a long time man I've been following the show man I've been seeing you guys making songs and beats

I'm glad to be a part of one of the songs I had my man Carlos Miller when you came out to LA I had you on my podcast And I wore a dope-ass T-shirt had the internet going nuts. Any wore the black men don't cheat t-shirt. My name is Clint Coley. All you other motherfuckers out there

who's trying to emulate the black men don't cheat movement. All right, you can do whatever you want. You can't. Come on. All right. And when I come after you, you know what I have,

you're going to be sorry. Come on. You know what I'm saying? I'm the leader of the black, I'm the president. Come on. Carlos Miller is the vice president. You know what I mean?

That's why I rap so hard. You know what I mean? Like we got on that we got, we got, what we're trying to do is we want, we want, listen. No, I'm changing my title. What's your challenge? I'm the C-E-Hoe. Okay.

Gotta do it. Yeah. Got to do it. The C-E-Hoe. The C-E-Hoe. And then we also coming out with the new merchandise, which is now Fyna-Nada-Chita. That's the new black men don't cheat fraternity, all right? Five-N-a-chita, you know what I'm saying?

We want you guys to understand, like, you know, we really start the movement out here. So we got the Greek letters, the five sign, the new sign, and then you got to see. You know what I'm saying? A lot of cheater. A lot of cheater. You know, every time we post that shit. We're a lot of people in their feelings. You know, why do women get so mad about it?

I always ask them, well, who cheated on you? Who? And, you know, the popular response is, that don't matter. That don't matter. I don't like how a lot of these chicks attach themselves to other people's pain. They just riding a wave of popular opinion. Listen. Half the shit that you mad about, a nigga never even did it to you personally.

Half the shit you, that's. One nigga cheated on you. And you wasn't shit then. Like, are you even, when they posted throwback Thursday pictures, you can look at them, be like, if you did get cheated off. I see why. And here's my thing, too. Fellas, if you're a black man and you cheated on your girl in high school, that didn't count.

It didn't. You didn't even know what a relationship was. It didn't count. So you technically did not cheat on anyone. Come on now. As long as you are an adult man in an adult relationship, you know what I'm saying? You are-80% of the dudes who get accused of cheating. The girl who accusing them is already cheating on them.

Exactly. Women are going to stop acting like they don't cheat on us, too. And we're not out here to point fingers. Here's the thing, no. We help women cheat. We help women, listen, man. You're going to come through with the message early. Listen, we help women cheat, man.

I'm tired of, I'm tired of women. Be honest. You know what I'm saying? I'm tired of women saying, oh, we cheat, we don't cheat or we. Women, listen, if I call a woman, if a woman says, yo, look, you're my side, nigga. Come on. You can only be my. I'm happy.

I'm hanging up. She don't got to say shit else. You can fuck me. You can only fuck me Mondays through Fridays after 8 p.m. Between 8 and 11, that's your time to fuck me, all right? Guess what? I'm not going to ask for no more time, all right? Because we're helping, we're assisting in the cheating process.

See, this is what women got to understand. Don't never put a nigga in such specific parameters like that. If you tell a nigga he can only fuck at eight, after eight, a nigga going to want to fuck at seven. It's when you start making specific demands that shit get blurred with a dude. The less information, the better. Just point blank period. That's why I don't like, no, I want to get to know you. I'm like, I don't because once I get to know you, I can't fuck with you no more.

Because I like you. Yes, because I know you. And I'm invested. Like, the mystery is gone. Right. Like, oh, this bitch got allergies. I can't. Like, you killed the mystery.

Exactly. I'm an explorer. Exactly. Some niggas is, some thing is, some thing is, I'm an explorer. Exactly. You got to surprise me. Don't be letting me get to know you and shit. I want shit to be a surprise the old time.

I agree. Like, I want to get some pussy and be in the bathroom pissing and be like, who was Amanda? That's your first name? Amanda. No idea. Man. And then you know what, man.

And then women be getting so angry about the black men don't cheat. Wow. I was crying and talking about some, oh, my God. Well, no woman has ever accused me of cheating. Bro, I ain't never been accused of cheating. I've never been accused of cheating. Now, I didn't have been accused of having a bunch of holes, but it wasn't no specific place where you could pinpoint me.

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So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You ever have a moment of reflection where it's like you back and forth with you later and she keep accusing you or having a hose and then you're riding by yourself one night and you're like, she really thinks a lot of me. She really thinks I'm that sexy. Right. Right. She really think that holes is feeling me like that. And they're not, man. And then you got to really bring your standard up to like that.

Like, you got to fit some of that. Like, if your girl out here believing in you like that, you got to be believing in yourself like that. Wake up every day and tell yourself, these hoes like me. They do. I'm a scholar. I am somebody.

It's positive affirmations that make you be the nigger you want to be. Like, you think a damn just going to see you and, oh, you're the nigger. No, nigga. You got to have some other shit to go with it. No, we've talked about that over my pocket. You got to have some other shit. It's the end shits.

You were talking about the nigger like, yo, like, There was a nigga who had no legs Right And she, and the nigga And he, she was Bro, he had no legs And then the nigga was fucking with this chick And she was a model

And she was like six feet tall And she was like, what legs? What leg? Didn't even know the nigga didn't have like How cold you got to be? You was a cold motherfucker When you make a motherfucker Forget you got legs

You ain't got no legs Shit But you got a mind, You got a heart You got a spirit And everybody out here Looking for tall, dark and handsome This nigga don't even have

The shit to be tall That first part is just What his girl looking for I'm looking for It's tall, dark and Hanson Shit It's rough out here as a black man Yeah

Especially the ones that don't cheat Because you know what it is man The black men don't cheat movement Is getting such a negative stereotype Why you think that is Let's listen Because they think that listen First of all I did

I did the actual math on this All right Shut up Chad 75% of men who cheat are white. All right? Bro, it's really in the high 90s. It's 93.

No, no, no, because it's not. It's 75. I'm gonna tell you why. 10% of men who cheat are Asian. Alright? Okay. So now we're 85%. Wow.

All right. Now, another 7% Right? That's Hispanic. No, no, no, because they're black. Hispanic are white, so they don't count. No, the 7% are Samoan. Get the fuck out of here.

Samoan. 93% So the rock and niggas like that be cheating you know what I'm saying not the rock because rock is half black

but you see what I'm saying yeah and then then the other we had 93% right right so the other seven percent is other

they mix yeah we don't we don't Creole and shit we don't know but Cuban anybody anybody

who's of African descent right you know I'm saying do not look we just seen black panther right

did we see any cheating in that movie I ain't see not one piece of I see cheating in all types of... What I did see was a black man being faithful through the whole movie. That's what I saw too. That nigga had one crush through the whole movie.

One crush through the whole movie. Come on, bro. Was it switching up, bitches? All them asses. All them asses in Wakanda. Listen, he had a whole black woman army he could feel whenever he felt like it. And they all had short hair so you can see the face and be like, look. She's fine and she found.

And they was tall too. And he wasn't cheating. This is what they didn't focus on. The yams. Right. The yams, bro. Right. These women were so fine in Wakanda

made them niggas come from the mounds and help them. I'm like, who, who, who? The Q-Dogs was in the building. The Q's show, though. We ain't going to fuck the movie up. Nigger, if you're a black person? No, you know, we're not. No, we can talk about the movie

because if you ain't seen the movie yet, you ain't doing your duty as a black person. You didn't do your job. If you haven't seen the movie today. I'm going to just be real nondescript with my descriptions. I'm just going to say shit like the girl with that long-ass stick. Yeah. As soon as I left that motherfucker, I'm talking about in the hallway.

I had to find her on everything. I don't give a fuck. What's she talking about? I want to be a part of it. Did you see the part where she said, like, yo, like, she was wearing a weave and when they was in South Korea? She was like, oh. And then I don't want to wear this bullshit. I don't want to wear this bullshit.

She said this shit is embarrassing. This shit is embarrassing. She had on a wig. I had one till come out to left out. I was like, wow. It's embarrassing. Yeah. Nigger.

Let me take some of you. So I didn't see any black. man cheating at all. It was a lot of undertones in that movie. Like Black Panther taught black men, nigger, it don't matter what condition your feet in. Where your goddamn sound like. Where your, you saw that nigga throw his feet up, toes look like Cheetos, my name.

But he wore him though. Oh my God. And he was proud of his feet. Come on, bro. When you were king, it don't matter what your feet look like. I just want to know who in Wakanda was making that nigga with the plate in his lip, them suits like Bishop Don Magic One. How did he get the plate in his lip?

Nika, you can eat spaghetti on his face. I know the nigger than broke out a blunt on that bitch before and rolled a blunt right there on that plate, bro. That shit is made out of average, too. Hey, go see Black Panther. They fix Forrest Whitaker's eye. Shit. Zuri.

They saved a white man life. They didn't even have to. They didn't have to say that. Don't look like that. They did. They saved the white. They made him do some shit, too. They were like, didn't you used to be in the Air Force?

We're going to fly this plant. And we made it American. Come on, for your dumb ass, colonizer. Colonizer. Hey, man, do yourself a favor. Go to the movies and see Black Panther. Then go home and watch the shit on the fire stick. Then go see it again.

And that's a great representation of black men not chained. And if you, yeah, take your side chick and her kids, too. Take her little boy. Right. You know his daddy ain't coming. Right. Hey, Huntsville, what you doing? Stop looking at that girl's ass.

And bring your ass to the show. March 11th. We in there. 85 South Show, me, my man, D.C. Young Fly, my other man, Chico Bean, is going down, or should I say it's going up? Look at the ass. Now look back at me. Back at the ass. Now back at me. One more time at the ass because it's nice. Then back at me. I agree with that. Bro, you ever be on Instagram and you look at how fine some of these baby moms are? Like, I don't know. It's hard to convey this shit to regular. It's some fine-ass mom's out there. Single moms. I met a chicken target, bro. And she's a baby mine. I'm like, how?

I don't fuck it. You sink, bro. I seen a baby mama so fine on Instagram. I was like, Nick, I ain't no way I would have left her. No. Ain't no way. I don't give a fuck. Ain't no way.

You're not tired of her shit. I ain't tired of it. And when it comes to some shit, I don't get tired of it. Yeah, I feel you. I don't give a fuck. No matter how frustrating it is. Uh-uh. You still fuck it.

Yes. As you should. There's some women out here that's just ridiculous. You know, do you believe that the baby father can't can't. I don't see any niggas. I ain't niggas have to be the baby father and can't even grab the titty.

It's amazing how you can go to be a stranger. I'm not going to ask you if you can still fuck your baby mine. No. You can't? Mm-mm. I ain't shit. I'm glad. I'm glad.

I'm glad. Kick me out. Kick me out. That ain't nothing but problems. You can't. You can't put you. I don't have a baby mom. Bro, I'm telling you.

You all got baby moms? Y'all got baby moms? Well, listen, listen to a nigga that got one. Okay. If you ever want any kind of peace in your life, don't be fucking on your baby mom. if you ain't trying to be with her. I swear to God, don't do it.

Right, right, right. Take your dick and wrap it up in a wet sock. It's other, don't do it. Don't do it. A wet sock car. Don't do it. It's other ways, is all I'm saying. Don't do that.

Don't do that. Bro, I'm telling you. Sometimes, I don't know, some niggas ain't the, some niggas is not the dominant figure in their situation, though. Right. Some niggas is the baby mama. I know you don't see niggas on Instagram all in their feelings. Oh, my baby mama bitch ass with this nigger.

Use a bitch. This chick, I know, got taking the court. She's paying child support. A nigger just said he got full of custody because he took a twerk video of his baby mama to court. I was like, damn, I feel you, them your kids, but ain't that snitching? That's definitely snitching. But I feel like as a bitch, I feel like as a baby father, that was a bitch-ass move.

You got to just take the L. You got to just take the L. You got to just take the L. Yeah, and you don't want to have to grow up and explain your bitch nigger tendencies. Right. What if your son grew up to be a real. a nigger than you. And then you're like,

you're a bitch-ass-nigger. You call the police on my mom. But then you'd be like, but son, she called the police first. I mean, like, so you're gonna call the police back? No, it don't matter. Bitch-ass nigger? Damn, your son, realer than you. I feel like, I don't know.

I just feel like as a black man, you just really, I'm really, I feel like you got no information for the police. Not unless somebody, like, shoot your mama, or, like, kidnap your little sister or something. What we talked about this on my podcast, too, there's a difference between telling and snitching. Yeah. Like, if a nigger, if I'm on the block,

And I witness a shooting, and it's a family member of mine, and I know who did it. Nigger, I'm telling. Well, I'm telling. I feel you. Now, if it's a shooting on the block and I ain't got nothing to do with it, I ain't see it. And, you know, don't ask.

But see, this is the thing, though, with the justice system. You can look at it as telling. But the information that the officers are going to ask you for, it's going to be snitching. Because they need your name and your address. It ain't like you can just, oh, Clint shot that nigger. Well, what's your name? Hey, hey, don't matter who I am, baby. I gave you the killer.

They're going to start using words like subpoenaed. Man. I don't want to be sworn affidavit. Yeah, I don't want to be subpoenaed. Man, when your name in the paperwork. Yeah, nah, nigga, I'm good, man. But it's been a dope-ass black history month. It has, man.

We've been winning, man. What else happened this month? Nigger, uh, fucking, uh... You said all that to say that. Nothing fucking happened. It's just been dope. We've been waiting on this fucking movie to go. You know, the movie, we had, you know, the Eagles won the Super Bowl, nigga.

Oh, man, I lost the fucking $1,000. That's exactly what you get for betting against my motherfucking city. I fucked around last year, and I bet against the Patriots and the motherfuckers beat me. And then I bet with the motherfuckers and they lose. So I'm just like, fuck the Patriots as an organization, record label, staff, and a crew. I'm mad as fuck. Goddamn Patriots. But yeah, man, congratulations.

Y'all, your shit, act of the motherfucking food. And then everybody's like, yo, man, we need to free McMill. Like, no, no, no, no. We do, though. No, we don't. Yes, we do. Because that nigga got a raw deal. This nigga been on probation since he was like 17.9.

I want to, I have mixed feelings about the situation. I want them to free all the niggas. I'm going to tell you wild because my-old the niggers. My dad was his counselor while he was locked up the last time. Okay. You got personal feelings in. I have personal information on what I just. Let that nigger go.

He really didn't do shit. He rode a fucking motorcycle with no helmet. on. Yeah, that's not what he's Well, I don't give a fuck. You're going to try to justify a nigga being in it. He didn't hit nobody. He didn't sell no dope. Let that nigga go.

You know what he is, though? They just don't like that nigga. I know. That's it. Let him go. They need to let that nigga go. And he needs to move and he can only come back to visit his mom. They in there, he's in there to show a lesson. He'll be out by like This is why he keep going back, though. He be out by

June. He's not taking the shit serious. He don't take the only nigga that go to jail and don't come out, swole. He ain't doing no push-ups. That nigga ain't working out. He ain't read no black knowledge. That nigga just come out and go right back to the same shit. And he don't have no, he don't have no niggas in his posse.

Man. He got too many niggas in his posse. He had nobody in his posse. Like, you know what, meek, this is not a good idea. Bro, you know what it is? He got too many playful-ass gangsters in his crew. These niggas is too playful to be that goddamn gangster. Right.

Ain't no way y'all doing all this illegal shit. And y'all real gangsters. And these niggas in the crew who is well known for, like the police looking for him. We're not going out 50 deep, riding motorcycles and shit. We're not. We got too much to lose. Let me ask you a question. When you go out, how many deep do you roll?

One. I roll one deep. In my mind, nobody knows me. I always end up in a weird situation where it's 20 people wanting to take a picture. And I'm in, like, damn, nobody? Yeah, man. Fuck, I thought I was, I don't be, see, you're going to be famous. I'm at that level where I'm not famous.

everywhere. Neither am I. Like, I could go a whole day and a half and not be famous. But then I might fuck around and try to get some nuggets at Wendy's and cause a chaos. The nigga know you. That's the one spot where everybody know me. No, I've had the airport. Niggas recognize me

in the airport. Somebody's recognized me at CVS. You know what I'm saying? And thank God I wasn't buying like penicillin or no shit like that. A lot of motherfuckers think they want to be famed. I don't even know if I want to be famous. The worst thing is is comments in your

pictures and in your DMs, all right? Because everybody think our DMs is like, oh, man, this is great. And you're so funny and, no, man, my DMs be full of hate. My DMs. And disrespect. 40% of my DMs are asking me what other people are. Yeah. Just random as.

Where's Nick? Where's Nick? Where's Chico? Where's D. When you come into such as... Why? You ain't coming? You ain't coming.

I hate when Nick's asked me when you come into my show. But the worst shit ever is when you respect. respond to some shit like on Snapchat or something. You're like, hey man, you're really, really a big fan. And he'd be like, oh, thank you. Snapshot. What the fuck? Yeah, man.

You gonna screenshot that shit? Yeah, man. So that's, but that's black history. You making black history every day. I am. I am black history. I was never supposed to be shit, according to statistics. What was you supposed to be?

Probably, a two-time felon. If you weren't a comedian, what would you be doing? Probably something. legal because I would probably be in the streets. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm legal as fuck. I'm not from the hood. So like, you know, but I hang out with niggas from the hood.

That's what I'm saying. Well, I'm from the projects, which is one level below hood. Yeah, yeah, it is. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm from the straight project where we had to come up. But you're from Mississippi projects. Yeah, so that's the poorest state in the fucking whole country. And then it's like being poor in the poor state.

So we was like at the very bottom, I got drunk juice out of the camp. They had canned juice. Yeah, they had can juice and we was on the program. That's like that's like airplane shit. What? Like on the airplane, they got canned. You know, Southwest got can. This was the big can, my nigga.

You had to drink it out of a big-ass can. Oh, no, I never had that. We was on the juice and programs and shit. Shout out to all my wick babies. Yeah, no, I don't. Eggs out of the mother, powdered eggs, peanut butter. My mom and dad, we grew up in the nice part of Philadelphia. That thick ass peanut butter with the sweat on it.

She just say peanut butter on it. It was just came in a regular shit. It was white labor. said peanut butter that's it with a peanut on it oh you know what else was black history this month what Chris Rock Special bro Chris Rock Special is so dope

This this nigga's the goat to me yo bro The nigga doesn't change everything This nigga's I feel like he tried to I think I felt like he tried to sneak Kevin on this one Not sneak this one I just felt like he got to the material first I feel like this the that was the direction

Kevin going with the material With the talking about the divorce And all that shit So we kind of snuck him like Let me get in the that real quick before you do it so i was like damn do you think chris rock looks at kevin his competition i think chris rock look at everybody's competition because he y'all every every interview you see him he always talking about how another comic is a better comic than him and these are

always the comics who like chris rock is the goat and he was like oh nigger you a better comic did he think he think he said that he said it but he don't believe that shit why would he say that shit you're going to tell the nigger what he's thinking i know for a fact he don't believe that shit right no i believe it i don't believe niggins would say that he's he's not i don't believe Nicket would say some shit just to be saying some shit. I don't think he's believe that shit. Here's the thing. I was so I was, you know, there was a picture of him, Chris Tucker, Kevin Hart, and Dave Chappelle at the All-Star Games. Right. And he was like, he put the picture up and said, I don't know what the lineup

is, but Dave is closing. Of course. No, well, if this, if it's a lineup of me, you and two other comedies, nigga, fuck that. I'm closing. Well, you can close. I don't give a fuck. I'm fucking, I was saying, I'm closing. At this point, we all, if I know if they book that show, we all getting paid what we want to get paid. You know, fuck, what happens? Now, I go first, and I get drunk with the bitches in the crowd. I don't care. Exactly.

I don't look at shit like that. But, Nick, you know, Dave Chappelle don't even, that nigga do some other shit, bro. You know, his shit is ever. Those, everybody else is a comedian. That nigg is a magician, bro. That nigg is a magician. I don't care. Like, I feel like he could do a fucking comedy special every weekend.

I agree. Every time the nigga go on stage, it's a comedy special. And do brand new material. Come on, man. No, that special was dope, man. I really... Yeah, because the mean... Like, I like how he tied all the shit in.

I'm like, why the fuck he named this shit, tambourine? Yeah, what the fuck is... But then he had the metaphor where it's like, shit. Sometimes you're singing Lee, and sometimes you're on tambourine. But when you're playing the tambourine, show your ass. You got to be on tambourine just like you're on lead. That's the true. It's a deep little connection that you made.

Chris, my favorite comedian. Netflix is really showing their ass with these guys. comedy special, bro. Netflix showing their ass, period, man. It's a whole lot of dope, black comedians getting specials out. D. Ray got a dope special on there. Yeah. Tony Robbins is sneaking hair, some shit on there.

My man, Ali Sadie got some new shit coming to Comedy Central where he shot in the prison. Yeah, big salute to Ali, man. So y'all gonna be seeing that real song. He got a billboard on Sunset Boulevard, my nigga. Oh yeah, I saw those things say he had like 30 billboards. I mean, well, I've seen the billboard on Sunset. And I'm like, that ain't like, you know, everybody can't get that. No.

That's a, to me, that's a, that's a, you know, that's a blessing. Yeah, man, this is the comedy game. It's coming all the way around. Tiffany Haddish is killing shit. She got a new show coming out with Tracy Morgan. I just saw that. Who else? Lorel got some more shit coming out.

The Uncle Drew movie. Shout out the Lerreelvaugh-Walker in the movie. LaVar is in the movie. Everybody eats, B. Yeah. Especially if you ain't no hater. If you're a hater, you might not be eating right now. Because I do be saying, like, I see a lot.

a lot of haters. It's a lot of hating these niggas out there. I ain't gonna say their name. I ain't gonna say their name. But this the thing, we're in the position where we know these niggins. So it ain't like we can just give opinion. Even if we just give an opinion of having an opinion, niggas gonna be like, oh, I thought you was my nigga. And then you got to deal with all this bitch-assness. Right, right, right. Because niggas feel some type of way, but I never choose sats and a beef because I don't beef. So here's my question. All right, so I think we refer to the same situation. Why he got to say anything in the first place? Because that's the position that he chose to take.

He just wanted that he saw an opportunity and he took it. And it's viral. Yeah, of course. But that ain't going to make niggas want to come to his show? Yes, but that's the thing. Once you locked in and you know niggas is going to come anyway, you're good. Right. You get to a point where shit like that, even controversy is good.

Like, they sometimes at this stage of the game, they ask you, if you got any sex tapes or anything coming out, what's the controversy? Controversies everywhere. Like, Fergie, I don't think she meant to sing the asshole anything like that. Furgy is getting high again and I'm just gonna be the first one in tell Fergie is back on mouth Yes, Ferger getting high again

She crazy as shit She's getting high again What made that bitch come out She was on an ex-pill or something She rubbed the nipples when she did it Really? Fergie getting high again, bro I'm not fucking with Ferger

Ferger I'm mad as fucking you owe us in her apology They had a, you know what Every time I hear different renditions Of the she wasn't the worst one though You know what the worst national anthem was R. Kelly. No, it wasn't. He did it for the stepers.

Carl Lewis. Yeah, that was cool. You're right. You right. Why did he sing anyway? That nigga's a track star. That nigga, they believed in that niggas so much. That you thought he could sing.

He was so good. You thought he was that fast that he could sing. That's one white. That was racism that got him. White people believed in him so much. He can do anything. Let him sing than that. Oh!

I got one worse than that. Roseanne. I didn't even know she sang. Yeah. She fucked the national. them up literally literally i never i was a whole scheme all right jim first we have the mooning at the world series and now this we can call it already the rose anthem the san diego padres have now issued an apology for the rendition of the national anthem and accompanying gestures

presented last night by comedian rosan bar but amid a nationwide wave of protest anger and invective bar herself has made no public statement her husband insists she meant no disrespect and that she has nothing to apologize for bar was roundly booed by thirty thousand padre fans as she screeched her way through the anthem before the second game of last night's double header she said right afterwards quote I think I did great and people wanted more as she walked away from the microphone bar made a mock gesture of grabbing her crotch and then spitting husband Tom Arnold insisted today that was satire a mocking of the way ball players themselves behave on the field in public

More on the reaction, plus the rest of the day in sports, including a terrible irony about the prison that Pete Rose is going to. Later, when it's sports time, I'll have a commentary on Roseanne Barr and the action news at 6. By the way, tonight's anthem in San Diego, a recorded version done by the U.S. Marines band. See what happened when you touch shit? Leave shit alone, girl.

Quit touching shit. Yeah, Roseanne fucked the national anthem all the way up, bro. It was bad. I didn't know that. Marvin Gay made this shit so player. He crazy. They said after that, you can't do it like that no more. Bro, Marvin Gay sung the shit, and he had just like a nickel bag of cocaine left.

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vagina. Well, I'm see, I'm such an African warrior. You like hair. You like hair. I want to see all phases of. Yeah, yeah, I feel you. Yeah, sometimes I want to look. I want to see some hanging out of the side of the other. I don't give up. Yeah. Because I grew up at a time where all the pussy that we wanted at that time, all of them. Right. All of it.

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what's funny he'll be pulling out the craziest fucking comments I'm gonna have to start pulling my own comments because he'll overlook the funniest shit and then it'll be and he'll pull some shit

like Carlos is the king fuck their comment it's better shit than that let's go back to how beautiful black vagina I don't know I get sidetracked but bro I want black pussy to me means everything The very first time I had said like I kissed her pussy

Like and I didn't like like I'm not talking about like I like I did like literally I looked at it and I did Like it was I feel like you should always do that Yeah man just kiss Like you appreciate it Right I'm glad you're giving this to me

Like I kissed it like I was getting a championship trophy As you should because you were selected Like I feel like once you get to that level Where she's like I'm about to give you this All the work is done Right It's like getting a check Right

You put your hours in You did good work Right And you earned it And it's yours That's why it's called That's why when you say She wants to give me some pussy

Right You don't never say She wants me to work and get the pussy She wants to give me That means that's like pre-approved credit. This is one of the best feelings in the world. When one of the girls that you know come up to you and say, hey, you know my home girl

want to give you some bulls. And I'm like, nigger, what? Isn't it my lucky day? I was chosen out of this random lotto. Listen, there's, there's four billion dicks out here. But check this is what you got to add up, right? Think of all the niggas that she knows that's pursuing her. It's niggas that she interested in and she's like a motherfucker.

Right, right. But no, fuck them. wants your she wants your dick yes yes and you can have all of it much love to all the ladies who want to give us some pussy well what about the lady do women think that black penis is is is is sexy you know that i don't know i can't how the fucking i'm i supposed to know that that go black woman right there do you like the way black penis looks you don't like pink oh so so black men have the best looking penises okay yeah i guess is that something we celebrate I don't know.

That's fuck it. I don't think I've, you know, because I mean, because have you ever had a girl tell you like she appreciates your people? Yeah. See, I've never said, I've never had nobody say that.

Bro, you fucking with a lot of selfish women. She can't give you no compliment? I've never had a compliment. Like, I've had the compliment about, you know, you know,

sex is good. Yeah. But I've never had, you know. Just dick compliment? Yeah, I've never had dick comp. Like,

nobody's ever said, you know what you got a pretty penis. That's fucked up, bro. And I need to, I need to, You need to moisturize it, something. I ain't going to give you all the game.

You'd be cutting in on my compliments and shit, but I, hey, pray for yourself. No, no homo. This is weird. You moisturize your dick. Yeah. What do you do? I mean, shit, it's simple. You got to...

You put coconut oil on you? You got to give a fuck about yourself. I do give a fuck about myself. I put, I put Vaseline on my... That's the, when you put in the work, that's when you start getting you compliments. Okay. She'd be like, well, damn, you got a smooth dick. Mr. Smooth Dick?

Do you see the smoothness? Yeah, hit her with the smoothness, my nick. Smooth dick. Get you some coconut oil, shine your head up on her. Look at this smooth dick, ma'am. You're right. Make her change your name and her phone. To Smooth Dick Miller.

And it's Smooth S-M-O-O-V-E. Smooth. This is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for ladies who like that smooth dick. Yeah, it's podcast for people who like having sex with your clothes on. Just pull your panties down, Miss Lady. I've never had sex with the assy cheeks. Have you ever...

You ever notice that when her booed the assy, the pussy, the pussy, be wet as hell? No. You didn't? No. Bro, you never just hit your chick right quick with to pull your pants down and you, like, notice the cheeks is ash. Like, damn, this pussy's wet. That's come from... No, I noticed.

It's a lot of ghetto shit that make the pussy wet. Like, if you ever fucking a chick and she got some footies on. I've never done a nigga be on high alert because that's the shit that make you a baby daddy fucking up with the foot is on I need to grow up then Carlis you do I don't know what you doing you fucking with the lights off

I'm fucking ratchet I fuck ratchett bro I'm fucking about 2.13 in the afternoon in the living room why just Judy on do you fuck do you fuck with your like do you take your dick out the zipper your pants if she got kids or not then I have to worry

about that I don't fuck with a lot The point in my life where I just get butt-necked, bro, I'm grown. All the rent I'm paying all these bills. Yeah, you're right. I got insurance and shit. You deserve that. You heard that. Come on, man.

I'm at the age where I don't give a fuck no more. I don't give a fuck. I'm walking around with a drug dealer about it. If she don't like this shit, leave. I just lost it. Leave. I need to grow up. Yeah, you do.

You out here trying to be sexy, bro. You got to be accepted. I try to respect the pussy. No, don't. If she gets to be sexy. you the pussy just know she has already accepted all of your flaws, my name right. Trust me, ain't nothing to be embarrassed

about no more. Take your shirt off, my name. Take your shirt off. Because I know you just said, I just lost it. Fuck that, man. Take your shirt off, my name. Let your belly hit that bitch on the back. I like to make love. Well, I'm a slow fucking. Who gives a fuck? I suck toes.

Well, get in still. Get in still. Do your fucking thing, but don't be shy out there trying to suck toes with a t-shirt on. Niggin, no. Get a ass naked. Get naked.

Nicky, you're grown. You think she'd give a fuck about some titties? Pay her phone bill. I actually like my... I like my nipple suck. Get the fuck out of here, man. You freak-ass.

Get out. That's not who the Puck has for. Niggas out here got women sucking on Nate Titties. You don't like your nipple. No, nigger. You don't mind-ass nigger calls. A nigger don't mind everything.

Don't suck nothing on me except my dick, ma'am. No, I suck my nipple. And as a matter of fact, when you suck my nipple, I'm going to look. down at you the way you were looking down at me I thought this nigga was my home boy I don't know this nigga man Freaky ass nigga cuffing his titty and shit

Yeah I do cover it This nigga here, bro My bad y'all I didn't know this nigga What's next? You gonna get his nipple pierce next year No no no no no no no I ain't gonna hear You never know who you're friends I see nothing wrong getting your nippers

You never know who you friends There's four other niggins in this room I guarantee Everybody looking at me crazy like who brought the titty suck nigga. It's nothing. Hey, bro, don't never talk to your home boys. You don't know what these niggies is up to. I see nothing wrong with it, man. What's wrong with getting your nipples sucked on? Hey, man. It makes me

it makes me... It's going to be you and three freaky bitches who live in Wisconsin who agree with that shit. I suck my man teddy out of ten. Every, girls do what they got to do for that. You think, okay, is it bad to suck your man nipples? Girl, I'm blocking you. I'm blocking you. You're going to block me? You're going to block me? You're going to block me? Wow. Yeah.

I thought we was better than that. No. You ain't even supposed to have nipples, my nipples. did you know that part what do you have I'm just saying men don't even supposed to have nipples the only reason we have nipples

is because everybody was a girl one time you know that's true that is true so you're using some shit that's really obsolete my name you don't have nipples

those are not only women have nipples so what am I supposed you have chest dots motherfuckers ain't nipples unless they have a function you can't use them for shit else I'm not

but I I enjoy getting them lit. That's why I created this podcast. It's all about the education. I thought this was a judgment-free zone. It is until I found out you thought you had nipples. That's not what those. Well, I'm like my chest suck.

Well, okay, my nanny. I'm giving this nigger way too much confidence and hope. If you got any homeboys like this, nigga, watch them. Let's talk about Black China real quick. Did we already talk about her? Yes, again. But shit, the way. No, we made a song about that.

We did. That she can't suck dick. Okay. And I feel like that's, I feel like out of all your tricks of being a good whole, that's got to be like the biggest one. You think so? Yeah, I agree. Because if you look at her statistics, she is getting way too much for doing absolutely nothing. Yeah, I agree.

She probably gets about what? $100,000 of money in child support. Damn. Can you imagine? Last night, you wrote a fucking $100,000 check for child support. And you find out she's like that. And you wake up the next morning and get on Twitter. and your baby mama sucking dick for free

For the free For the random nigga We don't even know Who is this nigga in the video Wow I don't know But I know that that nigga O' 50,000

And child support now Because now we're supposed to be going ahead Oh absolutely Yeah exactly Absolutely Bro when you got I don't understand Bro that shit would be fucked up

Because she got two baby daddies Right I don't know black chimes They're called each other And be like bro Who's her baby daddy's rob Rob and Tiger They was like bro

You need to get your baby mom Or was they in a group chat, like, bro, your baby mama out here wild. No, nigga, that's your baby mama. Your baby younger than, man. But then the crazy thing is when these kids grow up, like, they see this shit. Oh, they definitely going to see it. Just like when North West grows up and finds out her mom, who her mom really is. Bro, I'm so glad that ain't no pictures of my mama titties nowhere.

Nigger, me neither. I'm sure they are somewhere. It's a nigga somewhere with a box of Polaroids. And your mom would probably in the 81. I wonder if my mom sent nudes to, like, niggas. No, she didn't have any means to. Like, what if she's, no, she could have sent the niggia in no, she couldn't. No, she couldn't.

Oh yeah, you can't get new to jail. You can't, bro. I'm just saying, like, at that, when was you born? 87. So, yeah, your mom was probably 70s, eight. My mom was born in, my mom was born in 62. Well, this is the shit that you probably shouldn't even be thinking about. Think all the niggas who could have been your daddy.

Think all. You ain't never asked your mom about the niggas she fucking. with prior to your father. Nah, didn't you? I don't want to know that. I don't want to know the answer to that. Me either. I don't want to know the answer to that.

Me either. Because my dad tells me all the bitches that could have been my mama. Exactly. Like, my dad always says, like, yo, there was a chick. Like, he's dealing with the chick that could have been my mom. The crazy part about becoming a grown man is you have the ability to now fuck all of your dad's holes. You do?

Yeah, you do. Don't say, oh, my God, Joe. Because what happens is that now you're older. And then they'd be like, who are you? And I'll be like, I'm Herman. The crazy part is these holes been knowing you your whole life. I'm Herman's son. And now I'm old enough to break your ass off, Miss Deborah.

Miss Deborah. Yeah, and Miss Deborah is with all of the shit. Yeah, I agree with that. Believe that. Oh, what else happened in the world? Oh, shit. We just got news. Well, we're trying to act like we just got news.

But allegedly, Black China going to report her shit to the police. What? Went to the cops to report sex tape. Yeah. I mean, what the fuck did you think was going to happen? Mm-hmm. Who, who, well, whose camera was it? I bet the police so tired of black China and these goddamn news, they're like, again, bitch.

Yeah, they're not, they ain't going to do nothing about that. I mean, I don't know, bro. I just feel like if you're a nigger and you was blessed enough to get some news and you get in your feelings. Keep them to yourself. And you leak them. You feel like you don't deserve news. You a fuck boy. I feel like you a whole ass.

Nick. Do you, I don't, I don't, I mean, I kept news for a while. You're supposed to. And I don't, but I don't send them out. I don't, I would never lick a new. I don't care how mad I get at a woman. You know why? Because you didn't work for these. Yeah. She didn't send these to us. No. She sent these to me. They're mine. They my news. She took them for me. She took them personally. These are claims. So I can't leak your news because I'm so possessive. I'm not leaking my nudes. I'm not leaking hours. I agree. These are not your news that you send. I me they're mine right i'm not doing that right i agree not because i feel like you cheat you don't get to see this young lady naked no put the work in i'm not giving you niggas nothing i agree right but i'm gonna look at them when you leak them and be like that's some whole ass shit so

nice tithes what's a at though let me follow so what bro so here's the thing right so lately so um you know i work out of out of out of flavor magazine yeah talk to him i work at flavor magazine That's so funny, bro, that you work out of Flavor Magazine because I don't know if you know this or not, but right here on the 85 South Show, we have a special place in our heart for Queen Latifah. You should. You think I'm bullshit, but it's true. What's the special place in your heart? Please don't say nothing sexual.

I won't say it then. Thank you. I appreciate that, man. I'm just saying she wanted the realest niggas. She is. She made history. All right, and we can talk about that off air. I mean, we're not, though.

We're not, though. She'll be here to, well, not here, but she's in it. I mean, if she came here, that. That would be dope. She's working in Atlanta, though. I feel you. Yeah, she's working. Hey, Queen Latifah.

Hi, how you doing, guys? Flavor Magazine. But anyway. All right, yeah. So, but Melissa Ford has been coming to my office. Melissa Ford drive behind the court. Allegedly. She don't.

She don't. I know, but it was a tight bar. It was funny. So she came, she comes to my office every day because we're working on something together. And I just be thinking in my head, like, because she, do I, you think I got a chance at that? Why wouldn't you?

I don't know, man. But if you got to ask yourself questions Do I have a chance? You should never question yourself. Well, here's the thing. Like, because she tells me the kind of niggas that she goes out with and stuff like that. Right.

Don't never fall for that. I feel like when a woman tell you about shit like that, she's challenging you to be one of those niggas. If she's going to tell you about the type of bullshit niggins she's been attracting, she's letting you know, hey, I want something different. I like bullshit niggins. And you probably get in there if you act, right? Just don't do this shit.

I'm telling you. but what so you think so you think i got a chance yeah i told you that before you even told this brother you always got a chance bro if you if she will sit there and talk to you and talk to you and entertain your bullshit on any level do you think do you think any man can get any woman yes i don't believe that i do because i think it like it depends on to look check this out i don't believe it depends on the setting if you don't spend enough time with a motherfucker in any capacity you start to see them different whether you're attracted to him or not the first day you see a motherfucker, you're like, ugh, never in my life, would I ever fuck with you?

You can't have my number, you can't be my friend. After a hundred days, you're like, it's a cool motherfucker, man, hit me sometime. We can at least need to exchange info, so I might need to, you know, I might need you to get anything. Now you got the info. Now you, now you in there. You gave yourself a chance. She trusted you, you got to build up.

Once you get the number, you got to have some shit to talk about. That's where a lot of motherfuckers drop. Now, I do have something to talk about. You get the number, and you wasn't expecting to get. get it. And now you're like, what the fuck I'm supposed to talk about? I got this beautiful ass woman. Right. I ain't never fucked with a dime before. Right. What do dimes like to talk about? What do dimes like to talk about? Carlos. I keep, what do dimes? This podcast is going to be long as fuck because if I give you all of this game, you're not going to believe it. Listen to this.

What do, give me one topic that dimes like to talk about. Okay. First of all, women who are women that you consider, women that you consider dimes do not see themselves like that. So they don't want you to give them no special treatment like, oh, you're so pretty, so I got to act different. No, that's what their frustration. So many niggas done approaching with the, oh, you're so pretty, you're so everything.

They're tired of hearing that shit. Like, okay, nigga, I'm over this. Tell me something real. Now you get, now you in there talking good shit. She's interested in the shit that you talk because ain't no nigga never spit this type of shit. It's just every day, oh, you look so good, you so pretty. Let me buy you this. So what do Dom's like to

talk about? They like to talk about real shit. Like what, though? Other than themselves. So they like to talk about politics? Yes, but you got to find a way to loop them back into the conversation. Don't just get to talk about shit and be talking. Loop her back around. Talk to her like a woman.

Yeah. Keep that shit in addition. Keep that shit beautiful. Keep it enticing, my name. Yeah. That's why you got to be on your own bullshit enough so you can feel out what's actually bullshit. I just want to rub. And what's something that somebody else can appreciate.

I just want to rub her feet. well you should probably take that approach just say that shit just be like yo sometimes it ain't up sometimes if you say the shit right without being a fucking creep she gonna go how do you say i want to rub your feet without being a creep dress that shit up and make it real hey baby um nah why you calling her baby if she ain't your baby don't be giving women cute as nicknames if you ain't in that space hey love no hey what's what's her name what's up no no what's up you know what's up dumb ass niggins You see why you're losing?

You don't know how to talk to these bitches. Asking rhetorical question. What's up? Bitch, me standing here by our fucking self. That's what's up. All right. Hey, I want to rub you. Hey, no.

Would you go for that? You open your DM and you say, hey, I want to, get the fuck out of here. If a girl say to me, I had a girl tell me in my DM, she wanted to defeat me and listen to my dreams. She was ugly. Hey, Huntsville, what you doing? Stop looking at that girl's ass and bring your ass to the show. March 11th, we in there, 85 South Show, me, my man, D.C. Young Fly, my other man, Chico Bean, is going down, or should I say it's going up?

Look at the ass. Now look back at me. Back at the ass. Now back at me. One more time at the ass because it's nice. Then back at me. Ooh. We learned a few things today.

Quit being these bitches friends. Stop being these bitches friends. And when we say bitches, we mean that with the most respect. With all the respect, all right? Me ain't like you bad bitch When you call me homie Or you call me your buddy I am not your goddamn homie or your buddy

I'm not your friend I will fuck you girl I will eat your ass Like a birthday cake And I want you to lick my nipples Not mine though Okay I'm leaving my hoodie on

Next I need y'all to understand That uh Black men do not cheat First and foremost We will not cheat We have not cheat Matter of fact cheating Is not in the black man's vocabulary

You ever seen love in basketball When Zeke told his son, Quincy What is cheating? Exactly He said can't isn't in a man's vocabulary Cheating is not in the black man's vocabulary We don't cheat on our tests We don't cheat on our women

Nope We don't cheat on our diets We should cheat on America with another country We should be loyal To a whole other country We're loyal to Wakanda actually You know what I'm saying And also we learn

Wakanda is a continent bro Yes it is And also from now one as a black man carlos we are not to greet each other with dapp anymore no we greet each other like this 85 south podcast forever told me nothing you know also if you want to get black men don't cheat gear burt merchandise you go to www.com clink coli c l-l-o-n-t-t-o-e-o-e-y-o-o-i dot my shopify dot com that shit long as fun yeah it is you can get a shirt you can get a hoodie you can get you can become a part of the fraternity five

Get a sweatband. You could get a fucking coaster, a mug, something that shows your loyalty to the black men don't cheat community. We also learned today that black China should not be sucking dick. No, I'm calling that bitch by her real name. What is her real name? Ain't her name, Angela? I'm calling the bitch, Angela.

The way she suck dick, she don't deserve a name. No, no, no, Angie's have really good. No, that bitch name, Angela. Okay. I'm Googling her. Yeah, that's Google her name right now. Angela White. Angela White.

Angela White. Angela Renee White. She has... Angela Renee. Here's my problem with her name. The fact that the matter is is that around the way girls

is Lisa, Pamela, Angela, and Renee. She's named after two of them. I don't hear shit again. I hear shit now. I don't hear shit again. But Carlos, I'd like to thank you

for having me on the show. I would like to thank you for... You got to come back, bro. You didn't even get to be on the show. I don't know what this shit was. This is embarrassing. Joe. I thank you for having me bro

I thank you for having me bro I don't even think we recorded anything I don't think we didn't I don't think so and it's okay if we didn't you all right but we bonded and we did and as the as the as the as the as the C-E-ho of the black men don't cheat community right I like to thank you all right you know what I would like to thank you

and carry on tradition for being a like-minded individual absolutely man me and Carlos have known each other for a very very long time and actually just met for the first time maybe like last year. That's that social media shit. Yeah, man. Yeah. But I feel like I feel like I grew up together.

I felt like I've known you since Mississippi. What part of Mississippi are you from? It don't matter. All of it is the same. Are you from Meridian? Once you say Mississippi, it's all, that's why people from Mississippi are like, oh, Mississippi. So you represent the whole state? The whole guy.

See, I can't say I'm from Pennsylvania. You can't. That doesn't accurately depict it. Because that is a white-ass place. Once you leave Philly and you go to fucking Hershey. Allentown is white And York And fucking even Pittsburgh is white

Come on man Pittsburgh Aliquippa But when you go to Pittsburgh No matter what time of year it is It's fucking chilly It's always chilling Just like it's always sunny

In Philadelphia It is man Much love to all those Muslim dudes In Philadelphia Who wear those long ass Non-Discrip clothes And their beers be sticking out And they sell you oils

Yeah and they don't sell them to you They aggressively try to put them on you And say yo man I got this this is wet pussy we call this I don't think I want wet pussy on my ears Much love to the Muslim Hebrew Israelites

I don't know how you could be both Them niggas get on my nerves But much love to them Much much love to LeBron James For saying that he's not just an athlete Right I don't appreciate a woman saying to him To shut up and dribble

Bitch you shut up and swallow Well yeah Well you know After seeing that Angela Renee White Take I don't even believe In their ability to for late anything anymore

right well thank you guys for having me I appreciate thank you for being this this guitar makes me

want to sing I can't hear it I don't know what he's playing I don't know he's playing some beautiful music I don't know

what's going on I can hear ooh oh no it's not it's not going to it's just I don't think

I'm trying to sing I'm not going to fuck up the show well just sing my nigg sing us out sing us out

Black men Don't cheat Black men I'm off beat I can't hear So fuck Don't cheat Hallelujah

We don't cheat on our mothers Don't give me no Angela Renee White Please do not I'm gonna see you bitches next year Have a good evening Man I can't hear I mean, 85, 85, high.

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