The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Black Jesus in the trap! w/ Karlous Miller!

Episode Date: February 5, 2021

Comedy royalty is in the trap! Slink Johnson known for playing the lead character in the classic show "Black Jesus" slides through Atlanta to chop it with up with the coldest comedian in the game - Karlous Miller! The OG Slink drops some knowledge and roasts everybody's momma. Slink breaks also breaks down how Aaron McGruder got Black Jesus on TV. You know Slink was in GTA 5 - he tells you how that all went down!Plus Karlous and Slink go down memory lane and talk about the first time they got down wrong by a woman lol. It's Slink's birthday so wish him a happy birthday and check out the Stacey Adams he brought to the show. Lous also catches up with the news - talking bout what happened with Lebron James and that lady courtside and they pay respects to the legends Hank Aaron and Larry King.Teddy Ray, Slink and Daphne Springs are making a movie so watch out for that!This is the coldest podcast!Subscribe To our Channel: bitly.com/85tubeFOLLOW THE CREWKARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/​DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/​CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/​Director - JOE T. NEWMAN - www.ayoungplayer.comProducer CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/​Producer - LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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so we can't use it. And that's stupid. Because we don't own the rights to the music. That meant we can't use it. Well, that was stupid. Then why the fuck they make it? I don't want their credit like somebody's going to take it. I need to play the song.

That's why that fuck they make. But put it on the internet and everybody getting paid from the streams. So you can't use that shit if you didn't make it. Nah, but for real, though. You can't use that shit. Well, I mean, he's trying to monetize, man. Come on, man.

Hold up, bro. Turn it down a little bit. Turn it down a little bit. Just a little bit more. Because I want them to hit this player-ass shit I'm about to say. Welcome back to the 85 South Shore. show. Yeah. I told you. I told you I was coming back like scoliosis. Now, you may look around and say, Loaf, who you got in the trap with you today? Bro, I got my real partner in here

with me today. Smoke yours crew in here with me today. Black jeez in here with me today. from Grand Telf Bottom. Yeah. With me today, you know I'm and you love him. My man, Swank Johnson. Thank you. Smoke yours, Nick.

Thank you. I'm so happy to finally be in this motherfucker, Carlos. Wait, don't act like you ain't been on here, bro. I ain't, no, he couldn't this motherfucker. I ain't never tried to get here. You haven't been to the trap. I ain't been a trap yet.

Nigel, I'm so happy to be in this motherfucker, Carlo. Shit, I'm so happy to be in this. here, nigga. Oh, shit. Make yourself that old. Yeah, what's happening

my, nigga? What's happening, lo? Here, it's cold as a motherfucking Atlanta, nigga, I'm layered up, nigga.

I got on motherfucking long, John's leg, warm as a condom. Nick, it's cold as fuck. Bro, you at the house,

man, do your motherfucker fucking thing, bro. Yeah, I hate D.C. I'm not here for this shit, but hell,

the way you kicking it is, I'm glad they're not here. Clearly, you got the shit you wanted to talk about and discuss. Man, I do, man, I do. What's been up, bro? How you've been surviving this pandemic-ass shit? Oh, shit, I'll spam the corn flakes.

You know, just trying to make my way. What my California niggas been up to, man? Shout out to the whole smoke of yours crew. People been hitting me, trying to tell me, and get you on here, I was like, nigga, they got to come. I'm so happy to be here. I've been trying to get here. You know, I got, you know, the way baby mama's working, shit,

it'd be kind of tough, you know what I'm saying? Her back kind of big, so trying to get past her. Yeah, man. I completely understand, because if don't nobody know, I know. Shit. See, Valentine's Day and shit coming up. We got some Valentine's cards on their ass this year. You remember Valentine's Day in school?

You get a little bag of motherfucking valentines from people who you don't even like? A whole bunch of little candies and shit. Yeah. Yeah, I love that shit Yeah, the marketing department Act of the Fool on this one That's what's up

Because we, you know, I'm sure It's about love I'm all about love, you know what I'm saying? Let's love. You know what we said When we made these Valentine's car Chico got one over that D.C. got one We got everybody got one

We just said fuck it It's better than nothing A lot of motherfuckers Been getting nothing for the longer Man look here I fucked with this bitch one time She had to be about 29 years old She said she never got a Valentine's gift

In her life For real? What'd you get it? Nothing? You didn't want to mess up the street. I don't want to be the one. I can't popper Valentine's Cherry. Word. That's Kusher on it too.

Because you were fucking with me earlier. That's Kushrona, nigga. Niggins was coughing before Corona, niggas. So relax. Get my guy. Then Nick Carlos was going to put me out quick. Nick, he had security over. You shit, the cross-eyed

motherfuckles dragged me out of the dog. Because ruse is ruse, my nick. You get two costs in the throat clip. Is it? Well, shit, you know, there's some good, nice premium weed you smoke with me. I appreciate it, man.

Nothing but the best. Yeah, I love it. I knew we was having company. I was like, you know what? My brother's them not here. Let me at least go get some good weed. It's always the best one is yours. So I went straight in my living room to my stash

because I ain't have to go nowhere to get it. I love it. I love it. What you said? In Atlanta? Stay in Atlanta, Nick Nah, man, I'm just so happy to be here, man This shit is legendary

I'm so proud of your motherfucking ass We talk shit because we really partners But it's an honor for you to be here, Nick You're the Grand Theft Auto, nigga Like, nigga, you know how many times I almost called you when I was like, Nick, tell me how to beat this shit Them Grove Street

niggas is on my ass, nigga My own gang turned on me, nigga XX right trigger bro you be getting it bro so you on the new shit when the new shit come out shit man I don't know shit about that rock star don't tell me shit they don't talk to me motherfuckers be asking me all the time my nigga but I don't know is it a real company it was just like three rich ass white boy a little bit of both I just felt like some young ass white dudes with a whole bunch of money it was like man when the new grandthor father

coming out I don't think they're that young but they got a whole bunch of money and shit You know what I'm saying, a lot of motherfucking money. I think they're from Ireland or somewhere. You know what I'm saying? Rich is a motherfucker. Call me. Bro, you know what I meant, for real, though? Some legendary shit.

The Super Rumble Mixo. Shipping on, man. Water. You're just sipping water and haterade, my nigga. Come on, man. Cut that shit out, man. Don't you know we like fine grapes? You get some of that

There you go Ungrateful ass niggas Every time I don't get your attention With just love and kindness And they gotta come through A yak and herb, huh? Like that, my nigga?

You got to have a little BET going on Some holes, a little booty bouncing My nigga That's only way to get you niggas attention, my nigga Yeah, man That was the precursor To a lot of shit for me, man and I had a lot of fun doing that, you know.

And that's early in the game. And you know, Carlos, by now we both done enough shit where you know, we've done, it's a lot of shit motherfuckers done and we'll never see the light of day. You know what I'm saying? But like at the beginning, you'd be kind of hoping, like now you've got a condition to it

it might make it, it might not. But at first I was hoping Super Roman Mixo was supposed to be a whole, you know, TV show joint. You know what I'm saying? But it didn't work out that way, but you know, the way it worked out was cool for me. So I'm thankful for that. How did that shit come about, bro?

That led to a lot of other shit for a lot of other people. Man, that was Aaron Magruder. I got a partner that, by the name of Jason Van Vee, he introduced me to Aaron McGruder. And Aaron kind of took to, you know, he thought I was real niggurish, and he liked that. You know what I'm saying? I wonder why he thought that.

I don't know, man. I don't know, man. I ain't that niggress. I would dump it on the floor if I was that niggas. It's a trap. No, no, this is nice. You don't watch this shit? DC has done a lot worse.

This is nice. Well, this is his shit to do it. You know, you come over company house. You'd be nice. You just don't be coming over there doing shit. Right. Laying all on, people sniffing this shit. I don't expect nothing less, though.

You're that type of niggins. You got to do it, man. I'm saying you put these in shoes right here. You come home, that's how the niggas know their mama got a boyfriend when they see this. The blue motherfucking loaf. Stacey's who? What's up with y'all, man? This shit is nice.

I love this, man. What the refrigerator at? It's around the corner back there. Y'all ain't got no real craft services. This is really your truck. No, we got the refrigerator right here, nigga. What's that in that? What's you want?

There's some water in that big. You give me some of that shit. Nick, a little parts and shit. Go ahead, bro. The nigger's too big to be over here dry. Sprigger yourself, my nigga. I'm sorry. Hey, pause.

The fuck. What? Man, we're killing, man. I just fucking love this stuff. But you all in here dress like a good-ass stepdad and they got slacks on. I'm trying to change my image. I just had a birthday.

You know what I'm saying? I just had a birthday, man. I'm down here celebrating all week. Real? That's dope. I'm looking for all the cougar clubs. You know what I'm talking about? Go to Walmart.

Oh, yes. I'm looking for... Walmart Home Depot Lowe. That's what a grown woman to be around here. I'm looking for a nice grown. Cockerzoid Snow Princess. No, not on this show. No, I just want some money.

They don't even watch this shit. They watch this shit. I promise you they don't. I know four of them that do. Oh, you should have just, you should have just hollered at them four. I did. You don't like what happened? I need FOMO.

What's up with California niggas and white women? No, you know, I'll just be talking shit, man. First of all, you know, before we go, before we go that tangent, y'all get on YouTube, be talking about snake love the buddies. Nah, bitch, I just like touching on them sometime, but I love my sisters. All my kids is black, nigga. All of them.

All of them. And all my baby mamas is black, all of them. That's real black of you. Mm-hmm. You probably, yeah, because you're like, you stood on it. I'm proud of that shit. I had black babies after TV. Mm.

So real quick, like, talking about like women, LeBron guy, too, with a white woman. Yeah, he did. You saw that? Oh, yeah, he told that bitch's head off. Fuck that bitch. I don't know. I don't know.

because you remember Snoop called a lot of backlash was calling the... Mm-hmm But that lady, she didn't have to say that shit That white lady attacked LeBron James And did nobody do nothing Who gonna protect black men? She could have ruined that man's career right there

Right there All she would have had to do was start crying And LeBron James would have been the villain Oh, that shit is fucked up, man My motherfucker turns my probation I said I can't be within 100 feet of crying white man what bro i don't want to be nowhere any white women are crying at no something gonna happen that's why you don't make them cry you know what i'm saying you

don't have to make them crap they cry they just crap and they face their and reds it yeah i just wanted everybody to have a good time for my birthday what i just look at everybody they look like they're not having fun it's just trying to sell yeah that's them real white I guess I've been fucking with them fake white than black white bitches. See, that's, you could do that if you're the first black dude that she ever messed with. But like, you fucking around with a white girl and all

her boyfriends be black. She thinks she'd know two goddamn much. And the bitch dangerous. I don't like this. Bits got to do a neck tattoo and shit. I don't like them. I don't like that. You ain't ever seen no white girl that Waphaweiler in two of the morning. I don't care. I don't care. I'm like this bitch sound like somebody. I don't know what

that white lady been through, but niggins didn't ran her ass through that when they got the permanent black lady voice oh she's done by that time what's on like what's on a little buddy you had like that new with me like that

I don't she's done why not because you sound like the weed man bro we got a cloud in this bitch yeah that's what it's supposed to be you see that smoke yours ain't

yeah I am yeah Shit, it's cool, Carlos, man. I love this shit. I like your little t-shirt. I want some of that merch right there. I like that shit. I like that shit.

We got some of your merch. Yeah, that's for you right there. That's for you right there. You know what I only wore it once. Shout out to that nigga DeLua. Yeah, my nigga DeLoor James couldn't be with us today, man. I told that motherfucker that he missed the flight. He said he was going to hype too.

He missed the flight. The nigg is done. Shout out of Teddy Ray. You already know. How this nigga, how this nigga DeLour going to miss the flight, man? He's going to act like he don't know his way he was going to ask. $1,000. He was high.

He was. And thought that it was at another time, man. And it really wasn't. That's my nigga, though. Teddy, too. Teddy was supposed to be here, man. I talked to him all the way. He said, what's up?

I fuck with that niggas. Bray, that nigga had a clip so goddamn funny. It's so funny, I'm going to send it to Joe so he could put that bitch in this episode. Because, nigga, that one I posted on Twitter where the nigger was like, God, why you give me this ex-o? Lord, why my back? Why? Lord, why these titty sit the way they sit? He said, because.

That's how I made you! Now go in them streets and be happy. Not go in them streets. They'll be happy. Teddy's a motherfucking genius, nigga. That nigga is hilarious. It's fuck.

I just did a short film with him coming out on Valentine's Day. I don't know when it's coming out. But y'all make sure y'all look for this short film called Why She Keep Scratching. Wow. Star of myself, Teddy Ray and Daphneek Springs. How long is the movie?

It's a short. It's a short. It's a film short. We're using technical terms. For real? Yeah, it's film short. Send me the link. Yeah, I'm going to see you the link. I'm going to put it on there. I'm going to make sure Ryan have it.

You know what I'm saying? I'm going to send it to you. You know what I'm talking about. I text you the other day, and then you didn't hear me back. You're a lie. You're going to stop lying on me, too. I'm going to show it to you off camera. I'm still going to say you lying.

I'm still going to call. You think I'm going to give up on my lap? I am. I am. I am. I've gotten myself out of worst I can definitely convince you I am lying on you see the type of hell mirrors

I have pulled on I am lying I just want to spit some bullshit right now sometimes niggas we want to do that just pop some bullshit because they can't let's just read some bullshit that's been happening in the world what's happening well the first bullshit you know LeBron he got into it with the white lady shout out to LeBron James stay strong black man

don't never let nobody talk you out of your position Hey, man, I ain't going to say his name. But the old president, all his lawyers quit on this new impeachment trial. That can't be good. Lock his ass up. Tom Brady going back to the Super Bowl. Who you got, Chiefs of the Bucks? The one that wins?

The Chiefs of the Bucs. The Titans. The Chiefs of the Bucs. The Titans. The Chiefs of the Bucs. The Titans. Tennessee Titans. All right.

This lady is doing some phenomenal things in the state of Georgia. Miss Stacy Abrams is nominated for a Nobel Peace. The saving America from old dudes second turn. Mm-hmm. We just lost Hank Error. We got to say that because we're in Atlanta, you know. He's a legend, you know, the hammer. Larry King is out of it up.

He out of left. Shout out to Larry King. That flattened him texting me right though. See what they're talking about, Ryan. talking about Ryan. We're in the group chat. Damn. I don't even want to say it. Rest in peace, the screech. Oh, yeah, I saw that.

Got damn screech, man. Cance was some shit. Yeah, man. Got damn screech out of hell, man. God damn. He was so young. Damn screech. He showed his ass on VH1. No, he literally had a point over where he had the girl eating his ass.

Y'all don't remember he got in trouble for that? Don't make like, I'm... He did. I remember. I remember, but I see it. Don't Google it, but it's true. Don't Google it. I ain't see that shit, but I remember.

No, because I remember it was on TMZ and all that shit, and they brought it up on the VH1 show when him and the black dude got into it. God damn Vince Young got the job. He got hired at Texas University, man. Hey, yeah. He got rehired. Well, you know, what, Nick ain't been fired before.

Look at me. I've been fired before. I bounced back Everybody deserves a second chance Now it's that third chance That we're gonna say fuck you on Shit now You get one more

You get one chance to fuck up Bro This is news Plas took his gold out Shout out to Plas He fucked with this show I didn't know he fuck with this show Until we had the show with him

And I walked in and the niggas was already laughing. I thought he'd just be doing that shit on Instagram. Everybody fucking this show. Everybody fuck with the show. Who you sing fucking with it? You know who I'm trying to get to watch it? Who got?

Morgan Freeman. You probably do. I fuck with Morgan. I think Morgan is a trilling up to watch this shit. You know, he's a worldly-ass actor, man. He's got to know this kind of shit. So when he comes, got to do the role, he got to know this kind of shit.

I feel like he might have seen it because he did some skits on 21 Savage album So Oh yeah He might have caught one In two episodes He did some skits on 21

Savage album Yeah he narrating the 21 Savage album You know who else I want to start Who I want to start watching this show Rihanna You know Rihanna You think so Come on man

The bad girl Rhee Yeah That's who I want to watch She watched this motherfucker I know she do ReRRee ReRee Get Carlos on the DM

Who else got to see this shit. Bobby Brown. You know, come on. Bobby, this is the trillish show on Earth, and Bobby's one of the trillish niggas on Earth. He had that scene. Man, come on. At least the Dallas Austin joint.

Bobby subscribed. Come on. He knows it. You think O.J. Simpson seen this shit? Tell the truth, bro. Don't lie to me. Oh, Jay probably watched it once and be like, no, I don't like those guys. They're two niggas. I can see that happen. I can see that. OJ probably watched this shit like that. I'm cool.

Everybody watch this shit, bro Everybody watch this shit If you're watching this shit Right now tell them Everybody watch this shit It's crazy how many people Watch this shit Man look this is amazing man

I'm talking about I'm so motherfucking proud of y'all man I put the hood back on my ears What used to the temperature My little feet is a little tingling This shit Let me put my shit back on It's cold man

These motherfuck I gotta do sign line That's how you know That's how you know It's time for niggas to go My motherfucking hands is frozen britts don't want to put the heat on

one niggas to leave and shit bro you look like you're about to pay a whole goddamn property tax man look here you just look like a nigga that got a ride llama hey I told you bad

I'm an elder statesman now man I'm an elder states bro who made you wet this shit huh who you down here trying to impress nigga ain't nobody nigga I'm from pressing myself

I'm a real player out here man when you read the comment I'm real clear. They're going to be on your ass. Hey, man, they fuck with me, man. When you read the comments, don't worry about it, man. Just know I'm a slap, niggas, something like a pimp. You know what I'm talking about?

You know what I'm sliding through? That went over the head. They ain't got to. Like a haircut. They ain't got to. He said, I'm going to slap something like a pimp. You know what I'm talking about? You see the Stacey's, nigga, shined up in Chambers,

nigger on Manchester. You know what I'm talking about, signed up in chambers. Put a zoom in right there, nigga, for the little niggas. That's what you had slink in life? Yeah. You want niggas to see your stacy after. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, we all go through stages. You know what I'm saying? That's where I am in my journey, little nigger. You know what I'm talking about? So when you smell that bucket of chicken on the table, don't even trip. You know what I'm talking about? My nigger. Do a good thing to these little things in their life.

On the young niggas. Yes, man. And some Stacey's nigger. One more time. Fuck it. Joe, I need a Zoom, man. Get it together in Zoom. So these young niggas can see what?

they got to look forward to. This is how you flex when you grow. See that, how shiny are your church shoes? With the shine, nigga. With the shine, nigga. With the shine, nigga. Come through, come over your house

and flambay some shit, nigga, it's good, nigga. You know what I'm talking about? I ain't no young nigga no more, man. I know. Let me see that lighter. I know. I'm trying to chill and be reserved,

man. Let me dress my little groove right here. You loving it? So you're birthday. just passed. So this is your first year out there like officially. Like out there like officially I was just officially just took my first gas

station pill. You know what I'm talking about? I'm like fuck it, nigga. I'm like, fuck it. You gotta embrace where you at in life, man. Because I know a whole bunch of niggas that ain't make it to this point. You know what I'm talking about? Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Shit. So I'm feeling stupendous, you know, splindifference around this motherfucker. Splend motherfucking different. Yeah, man, you know what I'm saying? I've been doing this shit for a long time, Carlos.

But when you put that shit on, you do you look indigenous to the soil right now. Man, look here, man. I've been doing this, man. Master of the West African monkey spank technique. Five-time wild cheetah submission hole champion. I've been

Nigger, I've been Raw, nigga, ordained minister, nigga. Come on. You know what I'm saying? I've been doing this shit, nigga. I know. The employee of the month. I've seen you when you did some of that shit.

Five times. Baby Daddy Championship winner, nigga. I got five rings, nigga. Real? Mm-hmm. Five trophies, nigga. I'm trying to tell these little niggas, man. One day y'all grew up and be like me, man.

You know what I'm saying? Learn how to poach an egg or something to make a bitch happy, you know what I'm saying? You can poaching eggs for a bit? I got a, I still smoke the same one. Eric, smoke yours, fool? I am. Don't worry about me.

This is yours right here, Nick. But smoke mine. I am, man. Smoke the wheat. That's the house weed. That's the house weed. Ain't no mine and yours. Now, I was at the house weedy you said is yours

because you went and got about your staff. I mean, I ain't about this. I'm not claiming it. It makes a difference when I'm smoking yours. I need to write that on the list, Carlos. I need to know who's I smoke. You smoking in care of Carlos Mill right now. Ryan, is this your shit?

No. His shit trash trash. And a nigga had a little soap in the bag. I don't know what that do. It's like you're trying to keep this shit fresh or something on me? Whatever. I love it, man. And that's just how we live in Slink.

Like a lot of people will be checking the podcast out, but they don't know who the podcast is for. This podcast right here for all the faithful men out here who got one woman, but you want two more. That's all you want. You're not about to cheat on your leg. You just want two more bitches. And there's nothing wrong with that in your heart and your mind.

so I've been told ain't nothing wrong to desire nothing ain't nothing wrong with desire yeah I get that lust out his heart

that that lust worse than indigestion you know how bad lust is God put that in the Ten Commandments don't be looking at

your neighbor white because God knew that if you were successful like you're supposed to be chances are your neighbor

gonna have a bad bitch too Do you think it's too many bad bitches at this point in time in history? No, sir. No, sir. I was thinking about that shit the other day. Women look better than they have ever looked in the history of mankind. At this point in time right now.

You ever thought about that? These are not the same women. Your granddad was chasing. Ain't no such thing as really no ugly women no more. You see an ugly woman, you kind of want to holl at her because she's so rare. Like a collectible Pokemon, like ain't nobody going to believe. Oh, is that mangazore? What if we, what if it's like, what if we get desensitized to pretty women and the thing is going to be having an ugly chick?

Because ugly chicks don't look like nobody. Like, to order to look good, you got to kind of like, oh, she looked like such and such. But if you get some original, just like, is she ugly? or undiscovered. Y'all don't be thinking about this kind of shit. It's just me. And this ain't even directed at nothing. These just thoughts I'd be having in my mind.

Like, ain't nobody going to understand these. Because if you think about how life worked right, it's really 50-50. It's 50% of the motherfuckers who ain't never going to fuck with you anyway. But then it's 50% of some motherfuckers who are going to fuck with you anyway. That's crazy. We'd be so worried about the people who's never going to fuck with us in any way that we'd be forgetting about the motherfuckers who we the shit to.

Bro, we're the shit to somebody. I'm a bitch crushed from well. I'm talking about if I was in the city, she fucking tonight because she liked me. Not because I took her out to dinner. It's because she heard this shit and liked me. Like, that's my type of nigger. And she don't even know me. that's why when we go to these shows

they'd be like Carlos I love you I'm just like what does that mean? Does that mean like I can drag your car tonight or do that mean like you just a fan of this work? Because that's two different things. You can take love outside and do some shit with it. Like

it's just in the room for the moment. Right. This too deep for these they ain't high enough. I'm high as fuck why you ain't? I'm high as fuck right now. Bro, you told me you was going to smoke this bitch out. I'm still going to smoke, but I'm high as fuck right now. Come on, bro.

I'm going to smoke. I just got to make sure it's gone because it ain't illegal here yet, is it? Yeah, it is. It ain't illegal. You know what they do now when they find weird? Like, man, hey, put that shit up. I don't know. I haven't encountered.

I mean, I don't want to. I don't either. I was just been scared of it. Whatever them officers got going on, they need to keep that going on because it don't involve me. The motherfuckers pulled us over in Mississippi. I don't know nothing about this South shit as far as well. In Mississippi?

The motherfuckers pulled me over in Union County, Mississippi. That's right up-as where I'm from. That's Pontotoc. Them niggas pulled us over, I thought they was for to take us straight to the plantation. They probably would have it. The white motherfucking there. They found the weed.

Yes. They found the weed and took the weed and just let us go. They jacked us for the weed. I believe it. I thought this was for to take us down. Forty years. They would have gave you about 40 years. I thought that was

Mississippi got the craziest laws bro I'm scared of all that shit that's why I'd be nice That's why I wear this kind of shit So I can be cool I don't think that's gonna get you Out of no trouble

I'm saying I think it will sometimes But when you put them Hard bottoms on motherfuck Do you gotta talk to you there Yeah you know just a little bit Yeah yeah That's what you want sometimes

You know what I'm saying Y'all niggas put this on one more time You want more zone So these niggas can see No it's real shit though You do look like you're about to buy a plot of land Zoom in that shit And look a little nigga

Look, a little nigga, if you look close, you can see yourself. One day you can be like me. Slink looked like you're going to break some horses out of this. You know what I'm saying? You just got to be cool. You know what I'm saying? At least I'd rather look like I'm about to break some horses than breaking somebody else. I'm talking about it.

I'm going off in that motherfucker. I ain't got the patience to steal. No, me neither. I'm too picky to steal from shit from you. I don't want no use that. That's another motherfucker's a head. Yeah, that's some bulls here right there. nigga give me some stacy's outside out of mind

mhm my nigga this shit is right now you got some this some cool ass house we to be honest I was talking shit about it this shit but this shit kind of got me like real right I'm high as fuck you know what I'm saying I'm stuck it's cool you know what I'm saying right this is right and I appreciate you giving it up like that

I'm gonna get it up because a lot of people be coming over here and they'd be like man what is this I'm like maybe y'all just just don't have the right connections in the right places it just really had that weed that do what we're supposed to do it's like a cool little goulash you know what i'm saying at first at first hit it ain't it ain't you know it wasn't very little tasty to me however you know however you know i continue to smoke you know what i'm saying however you know it does the job

very effectively you know what i'm talking about my car neverosity's bubbling at an all-time high right now my shit is redlining you know what I'm saying come on man my shit is redlining a little bit and this shit is good you know what I'm saying my signal is going in and out but you know it's going to start even and out in the minute so just give me a second to even this motherfucking signal out because this weed is where it's at right here I'm really fucking with this man you know what I'm saying

But every time we get together we get high as fuck and talk about the good time It'd be It'd be Caliweed I don't know what this shit is right here This is some You think we don't got Caliweed in this name? This mother shit

I know y'all got Caliweed But this mother shit Like this shit got grits in it or something I don't know Yeah Got me, fool You know what I'm saying? I leave you, I'll be like, I don't want to smoke no more.

You know what I'm saying? It ain't nothing going to hit like that. I mean, it's cool. I don't usually go for pre-rolls and shit, man, to be honest with you. But if you're going to give them to me, I'm going to take them. But this shit, this is all right. I got to fuck with this. You know, as founder and president of the Smoke Yours crew,

I get an 85 South show to stand for approval, you know what I'm saying? I make sure you know. You know, we're on behalf of the 85 South Show and all our affiliates, you know. We humbly accept that, you know, coming from, you know, a legendary smoker as yourself. Look at that. What's your art department? What's your art department?

Oh, do you need somebody from the research department or the art department? To our department. What's the name? Oh, I can't tell you. Okay, well, to ask the art department, I want to hang a little hook right there, and I want you to hang my stacy's right there. Now, if you send them to us, we're going to do it right. We're going to get a whole glass display, and we're going to get you the sign a plaque.

I'm going to send them to you and hang them over the record. recording sign, you know what was it like having your own show? Man, that shit is out. This shit was outstanding. I'm gonna say ears, because the white folks ain't told me it was over. Okay. So you know what I'm saying? Hopefully they hit your boy back, but this shit is outstanding, you know what I'm saying?

You know, me, or like most of us, I don't know, I just felt like doing the shows like a dream from true. And then August 7 came and the shit about to come on TV and I'm just thinking like, watch this shit don't come on. Watch these white folks pull the plug. But that shit came on, man, and it was... They wanted me to be the crazy. It's fucking amazing.

My loz, can you be a crackhead? I was like, I am above it. They did. That's fucked up. I wish that as long. I mean, I would have did it, but it wouldn't have been believed. What bitch is going to believe a nigga this handsome is on crack? You too fly to be a crack hair.

That just looks stupid. You too fly for that. I know. I mean, it's not even believing. He must really be acting. You too, man. Yeah, you too fly for that. about black Jesus.

Did you catch you in the hell? I mean, you know, people don't play about it and shit, but then nobody comes to see me. It's cool. Then nobody, you know, writing letters to me or say those shit. Ain't anybody going to walk up to you, you're like 6'6. Well, you know, even with their hat on.

Ain't nobody just going to, who's going to walk into a niggie 6'6 with Stacey Adams on? Man, you'd be surprised, man. You'd be surprised, man. These little niggas be buck. You know what I'm saying? the white boys and you know

whoever passionate about their point they'd be buck walk up and shit chest all poked out nigga four foot seven nigga what's up nigger

anybody you know what I'm saying so you know I just be trying to be cool man you know what I'm saying right you know niggas be like you big

you know always be using my height you know I'd be thinking of it like this you know if men are dogs you know what I'm saying I'm a great dain

whenever you heard the great dain be vicious nigga I'm marma duke nigga be chilling nigga you know what you marma duke

Marmaduke, Nick. I'm Marmaduke, nigga. I'm fucking Scooby Doo. I'll be chilling, nigga. You? All right, man. It's cool, man. You know what I'm saying?

I just, you know what I'm saying? It's good, man. You know what I'm saying? You all right? I'm good, man. I told you. I'll be chilling my damn self. That's all this shit is about.

That's what I'm talking about, man. I'm gonna take my shoes off again as soon as my feet get warm, though. It's just, it's fucking here, man. He just, he opened that bitch up, you know? He opened it up. Yeah, it's not that it's cold in here. It's just that. Oh, the fucking stole.

It's about that time of night. This is what people don't realize, bro. At a certain time of night in Atlanta, it just, the temperature just drop all of a sudden. It's just a strange-ass place. People think this is the South, but I don't know. It's the South, but it's the Southeast. And then it just be so much strange shit happening. It might fuck around and be 80 degrees tomorrow.

Nigely, it might rain for two weeks. It's cold as fuck right now, nigga. It's cold as fuck now. do nothing right nothing and that's what it's been doing this whole time it'll be cold as fuck get high for three days rain for two weeks same shit over and over again man that's some bullshit man that is some bullshit I'm glad we got some cool accommodations otherwise I'll be crying and shit because it's cold as fuck that wind come by whip whispering hard as a bitch nigga shaking the whole building they whispering whispering whiskey you got to say whispering you got to

enunciate for these niggas whispin you got to enunciate for these niggins Whispin. See, you doing all the show this shit, I said, Whisping. Whisping. It's whispering. Wow. You still got to make it a little niggurish for niggas. You said enunciate. Enunciate, but you still got to add a little niggurosity to it. You know what I'm saying?

That's what helping a nigger win. That's what helped me win. Niggerosity. Yes. Is that like the nigger version of nigger generosity? You know, a little bit, perhaps. Niggerosity. Yeah. That's kind of like when the weed man gave you a little bit extra. Yeah, it's a little niggorosity, you know what I'm saying?

A little nigger generosity. Get that, nigga, you know what I'm saying? You got to put a little niggorosity on it. You know what I'm saying? So what if you're going through a phase of changing it? Would that be like a nigger Otis or like a niggas? Like a, what would that be? If you're going through it, phase of changing like what?

Like a nigger metamorphosis. Oh, it'll be like a, uh... Would that be a nogorphias? It's like a niggas synthesis. Niggas. Synthesis. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

You know, you just, you just change them. You know, they niggas changed through their life. Wait, wait. So let me ask you this. Are there synthetic niggas? Oh, yes indeed. Yes, indeed. It's a lot of them.

It's authentic. It's a lot of them, it's authentic. It's a lot. It's more authentic, but it's quite a few synthetic niggas sliding within the ranks that need to be weeded out.

Give me an example of a synthetic-ass nix. from a nigger with some stacy's on that shit hit different everything you say damn near believable you got the ball okay you know i'm in the process of writing the handbook right now so some of this information i made this close you know what i'm saying may not be suitable for some viewers that's what you're getting at but you know we tell them at the beginning of this show anyway

viewer discretion is advised all right some of these synthetic names man. I tell you, man. Some of these niggas, man. Fashion is fashion, man. But I'm tired of seeing you niggas, man. Calfs, man. Tired of seeing your niggins painting on, man. If you in your business, the niggins are too tight, man. Too tight. This one thing is be slim. It's another thing to be tight. Niggas look like Negro superheroes, man. Nick ain't supposed to see the motherfucking contour your calf, man. No, but on some real shit When I see them diggers

With them, I move out the way Because any nigga who got enough nerve To do some shit like that Don't give a fuck about Nothing I got going on Them niggas will take you out Because they got more to prove These niggas right here, man

I'm telling you, man Look here, ladies, if you and your nigga About to have sex And you're peeling your jeans off And that nigga pill your head off too Who's the real bitch? Just ask yourself that question You know what I'm saying?

Oh, I'm, like, I've seen some synthetic niggas doing shit, like, let me be out here trying to be best friends with the hose and shit. Yeah, that's a, that's a very, very, very common trait. Oh, play brother-ass. Oh, I hate them niggas. I hate them niggas. I hate them niggas, man. I hate you, niggas. You niggas is poisoning in the holes with this shit.

No, man, I got promoted back home. You niggas is poisoning in the holes with this friend shit, nigger. So when the nigger When the bitch run across a motherfucker Like an 85 South Show viewer Or Smoke Yours affiliate She got it fucked up Because she been fucking with niggas like you

Look here bitch Niggas is not your friend Stop I'm just saying Man that's a bullshit man Can you even say that type of shit anymore Because they got so many When you wear faces you did

That's why I ask you These young niggas They can't talk that shit Because they shoe game off No they shoe game nice I'll give them that But they're off You know

They're just not there yet But they you know They got some nice game They got some well I take that back man What's up with them Orthopedic sole looking shoes The motherfuck

I hate them motherfucking shoes Them niggas look like a mother Me either I don't either I don't either I don't either And they just wrap around The nigger ankle and shit

What the fuck is that shit Them big ass shoes Look like super Superhero with them tight-ass pants. Big-ass shoes. Big-ass shoes. Big-ass souls and shit. They wear platforms, man.

These niggas just grew up different, bro. I don't think they mean no harm. They're just from a different environment. I don't think they mean no harm either, man. But, you know, I'll be hearing motherfuckers. Always talking about the OGs need to come back. It ain't the O.G's fault. It's the daddies.

Niggas. Go home and take care of these kids. These niggas, it's fucked up. These niggas is doing music videos and shit in the kitchen. of a condo strapped with a gang of guns shirtless and dancing around in the circle 20 niggas and not a hole in sight that's because they responded to 20 niggas who said something about all 20 of them how do you got 20 niggas gathering what that shirt said they're on the inst they're like on the first level of the game they got to get in the game first you know

how hard it is to get a lot of holes what holes gonna show up with 20 niggas? You wouldn't even feel right Trying to bring some holes around 20 niggas I wouldn't bring no hos around No niggas. Why are you around 20 niggas? Look, I'm doing a mentoring program, man Hit my shit, man Slankjohnson.com, man. Just send me a picture

of your mom in $50. God damn, what they got to? You pandering? No. No, you pandering. I'm just saying, I'm just trying to help the youth. You know what I'm saying? These little niggas.

You're going to start with the mommas. You know, I just, you know, we got it. You got to start. It's an interview process. Okay. That's the interview process. Bro, stop playing because a lot of mommas watch this show, and they're going to definitely hit you about helping with them kids.

Zoom in on the States. Get them shoes, man. You letting them know you're ready. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South show. I'm in this motherfucker live with your auntie boyfriend slink in this bitch What's hatin' player

The cold-ass hat, man You can't be mashed Black Jesus Hey man you know what I'm saying Thank you very much Carlos I don't know man I'm just I'm feeling some kind of way right now man

What kind of way you feel? I mean I'm feeling all-struck man I'm in motherfucking 85 South man I'm in the trap This is the trap of all traps This is the trap of all traps This is the trap of all And this nigga, you know, nigga, this is like the tonight show for real niggas, man.

Ooh, this, yeah. But if they watch it the next day, it'll be like the last night show. Or the today show if they're watching it in the morning. You know what I'm saying? So, I need me a show that come on at three in the morning. Guess what I want to call it? Fuck is you doing. I want to be a guest on that.

And it would just be me at the house. shit you can do at three in the morning at your house. Hey, what's up, y'all? I went to sleep earlier, so, um, look, we're just about to go through the house looking for shit that we ain't found that we ain't seen since we moved in this motherfucker. Hey, nigga, that motherfucker hit, too. I know.

That motherfucker in here. You ever find yourself doing some dumb-ass shit at three, four in the morning? Cleaning out the refrigerator, and you look out the window and sun up. Like, fuck, wow. Yes, yes. Fucking sweeping, I mean, clean out the fucking fireplace and shit. Stupid shit. fuck I'm doing, man, just high up

insomnia and shit. Worry about that bitch. Bitch, get out of my mind. That's exactly what to be, oh, shit. Bitch, leave me alone. I'm doing some stupid shit. That's why I would be the first mother. They will. Man, they be fucking

crazy already. Man, these bitches, man. I swear to God. One time I heard of a woman's She called and I was like I would sleep She was like Don't nobody sleep that fucking long I was like What type of stupid ass shit is that

You don't know what made me tired or nothing In consideration They don't care nothing They don't care nothing about this shit It's little bitch It's only 24 hours in the day That's what I'm trying to tell you Bitch always won't demand enough

It's only 24 hours of the day You feel me look here It's eight hours you want a nigga That's responsible and the nigga to take care of business He's gonna work eight hours a day bitch he need eight hours to sleep bitch so that's 16 he got only eight hours left bitch

you know a good faithful black man godfearing black man got to go to church and worship god bitch he need at least two hours out that eight to do that and he love and respect his mama so goddamn much that he got to devote two hours out this day to go make sure his mama got everything that she need

because he is the one that holds his family damn that leaves him only four hours and out of him four hours it is imperative that that brother gets to fellowship with his partners in the trap and do real

nigger shit you understand what I say you don't fucking you bitches are so selfish what's wrong I gave you that hour what's wrong with that what the fuck is wrong with that that real spirit then came in here

I'm talking about a real spirit. Fuck that. They're so inconsiderate, man. They're so inconsiderate. Look, man, my heart breathed. They demand so much of your light. Look here, bitch, I'm doing the best I can. I'm doing the best I can, bitch.

This shit's so real that the Aisley brothers had to write a song about it. You remember that? That nigga didn't even waste no time on the loop. Soon as the beat came on. That niggas, I got a job, baby. I got work to do. Let that nigga live

You're gonna have to get used to me Coming home a little late Bitch Bitch, he's a good black man But it's so hard to be It's so hard to just, you know A boy at the pitfalls That they out here sitting for black men

That's a black man Man, you gotta understand what you got pregnant You know how many bitches hearts I had to break Oh my God Why you bring that up? That's horrible It took me a long time to work through that. You know how many people...

I'm talking about I was at the height of my hordom. I was pulling winners. Lawyers. Doctors. Women with exotic sports cars. Cheaters, squirters, edges. Deep throats. Women who asked for it in the booty.

I'm talking about ask for it. they liked some possibly required it they required it it strippers gymnast dance instructors independent

business owners a fucking beautician that made over $50,000 a month Lord have mercy and you're going to bring that up in the trap I'm just saying I'm just trying to keep the height of my horse

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podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Hey, is that a white Honda? No, we got to steal, though. I thought about my baby mom's out there. She might be, that bitch got a big ass back, my nigga. You love her, though. I do.

She's good people. She makes soup? Mm-hmm. When the little beans in the shit, little garbizzo I was like, bitch, what's you doing, bitch? You look delicacies and shit. That's what you were doing, man. You know what I'm talking about, bitch? I saw how you lit up when you brought her up.

Yeah, you know. She's good. Trying to get back with her. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? How did it go on? She started winning. It was cool until I started having to spit start the pussy. It wasn't no good.

Oh. That's how I know she lost the feeling. When you got a spit started, when you got a spit started, she lost the feeling. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. you know ladies you know when you like that nigga you know what I'm saying that motherfucker's wet it's ready all the time when as soon as he

call you and you know what that's it that motherfucker's moist you know what I'm talking about that motherfucker's nice and the soggy and shit you know what I'm talking about after you don't like that nigga no more that shit is that shit is the Mojave

you know what that shit is sandpaper trying to slide a peanut aisle up in that motherfucker I can't believe you came up here and brought up all these traumatic ass women Now you're reminding me of all the times that I ain't been liked Look, look, zoom in the space again See, when you've been through a lot

You know what I'm saying? Life has been troubling You know what I'm saying? You've been through trouble You're able to just recognize You know what I'm saying? I've come, I've embraced my pain That's one part of the pussy game That niggas don't never speak on

We all didn't have some pussy after she ain't like you no moment That shit they could That shit don't even feel the same That old hunt, take it ass pussy Bitch just laying there looking at you Yeah

Trying to make you feel like Mr. from color person Yeah Punk-ass bitch Trying to get Trip you and shit That shit is That is terrible

Make you just want to put You dig up Never mind Yeah, bitch And that's That pussy feels like Anger And you know what? The bitches don't understand.

Like, that's what hurt. You know what I'm saying? It ain't so much that the pussy is fucked up. It's the fact that you don't love me no more and you expressing it through the pussy. Oh, my God. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, my God. This thing is good. This guy's fucking really good. No, listen, kid. You got a gift. You got a real gift. Oh, when you said that last shit, you fucking said. You fucking said that fucking shit right there.

That's real life. Oh, you don't love me no more, and you're expressing it through the pussy. I've never heard words so fucking beautiful. I've never, I've never had words. Listen, I've never had words touch me in a way that when you said that shit that you fucking said. Oh, my fucking God. Who is this guy? They call you Black Jesus for a reason.

You know how when you used to hit that pussy when you first started, that pussy was like, wow, you'll lead a dice game for that pussy. You're gone. You up and shit like I'm up, 1800. I told that bitch I was going to be there and nine. You're there. That pussy was wet.

You know what I'm saying? Two, three years ago. Ladies, just how you know you was at the height of your pussy, if your nigga go get you some food and bring you back and the shit still hot. And ain't none of your fries missing? Nick ain't bit off nothing If a nigga bring you back some

Warm-ass food This nigga love you bitch You should just be glad The nigga bringing you something to eat See, I'm here I can I want to be able to I want to be able to articulate

The real niggas love I don't think these bitches understand How real nigger love Before you even get to that point I gotta have you speak on what you said She expressing how much she don't love you through the pussy. That motherfucker used to be Niagara

Falls. That motherfucker used to be a slip and slide, nigga. That shit was great, nigga. That she was a skating rings. Now, this shit is like a motherfucking sandpaper, nigga. That shit's like the inside of sandpaper inside the toilet paper roll. That's what it hurt both of y'all. When it hurt both of y'all?

When it hurt both of y'all, that shit's nasty fuck. Bitch, you got to stop doing that. That's some buster-ass shit. Damn. You know what I'm saying? Hey, they're, like, feeling like nobody loves you. As soon as you get that, like, that feeling of being unwanted. That one right there. Who's supposed to be inviting like your grandma house?

It's supposed to be. Like, here's the bag is spinning. It's supposed to be a safe haven for you and your feelings. Right. You know what I'm saying? Especially your feelings. Especially when I'm in there skiing with you, you know what I'm saying? I'm exchanging bodily fluids with you, bitch.

I'm giving you my essence. This is for you. You know what I'm talking about? That's why I think when niggas be fucking up when they always, we gotta stop this term Give me some pussy What do you mean Give me some pussy bitch

I'm giving you some dick Do you understand What's going on right now You are the recipient Of greatness This is the power staff of life Bitch I'm important The power inside you

You just made me change My whole train of thought Once again I will no longer say Give me some pussy You know what I'm gonna start Tell her Give us some pussy

Because you're gonna get some too You're going to get some, too. Let's have an experience between each other. Right, because this is a, this is a, come on, man, we got to stop all this. Look, bitch, I'm giving you something, and I'm giving you my time. You know, don't forget, come on, I already divided love for you. I already know how I'm going to do it. I can't do it in my voice, though.

Don't be like, ma'am, I would like to exchange some dick for some of that pussy, please. I have dick for exchange. Would you like to make a deal with me? me. I'll trade you 30 minutes of dick for 60 minutes of pussy. This, you gotta know it. Because I got to come back. I got to fuck two times. I'm coming

back. You got to know it. And if you and bitch, if you fucking with a real nigga, and pardon me when I say, bitch, don't come on. You'll miss me without a L. If he, it'll be cool if he wasn't called us, bitch, that's most endearingly. You all of it. If that right nigger call you bitches, so let's take it that I'm the right nigger right now.

Bitch. Wow. You know what I'm talking about? So look here. Y'all, bitch, stop there. Like if you're saying, bitch, I feel like you're talking to a specific type of person who only going to hear it. Like, they've been told before. Like, this is, you're saying that because they know it, but they're just not applying. And if you've already said it in a place of love.

Now you've got to talk to them in a language that they will understand. You gotta know, man. Stop acting like that, man. You gotta understand that you're receiving greatness from real niggas. You're sliding through. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes I be trying to hold my greatness. away from you ever see it to you ever have to have the peep the mouth first and be like

they don't deserve it they're not worthy they not worth it that's what I want to tell you see you don't get none of this greatness I want to tell these dudes the unpopular truth man I'm gonna tell you the unpopular truth here you go here you go with some of that greatness man these bitches don't deserve it man you got to understand these bitches ain't worthy your time bro oh they don't deserve it some of these bitches how many times have you fuck with the wrong person oh man I don't have a calculator with enough of gigabytes But do you understand that's the parallel of the universe? Some of these people that we end up dealing with

was never supposed to come into our realm of possibility. Just think about it. You would have shut the fuck up. Exactly. So don't fuck with that bitch, man. Save yourself because she's not worthy. Does she have some money? What does she work?

You know how everybody have weird little triggers and shit? Soon as the motherfucker tell me, they like me, I started investigating what the fuck they do. You like me? Yeah, why you like me, bitch? You know, wait a fucking minute. You? Mm-mm. Let me see what you got going on with some life. What the fuck did you grew up?

Was there any power lines in your yard? Hey, man. I'm just trying to tell these people are unpopular truth, man. Do you think women with little feet are sneaky? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Because they can try the asses of a motherfucker They cover a whole lot of space fast and shit

You know next thing you know your wallet gone and shit You watch ain't on the counter no more Sneaky little bitch Talk to the nigga I want my chain back bitch What would you tell a nigga who just found out He ain't the only nigga Because these young niggas be hurt behind that

Since you got Stacy Adams on I feel like it's more believable Hey man you got to know man I already know but I want to hear from you I'm tell you man Look, man, my mama told me, man, woman to more woman out of men and women, you know, women are more lowdown than men. So you got to know that, man. She said that for real?

Yeah, she said that for real, man. So, you know, these bishes are sneaky, man. You know, you got to know that, dude. These bids are lied to the end. Because if they wouldn't, man, Morric Poets wouldn't be a hit, nigger. You know what I think is cold if your girl cheat on you and she don't have no car. That means she's cheating with a nigga with a car or she's cheating with a nigga she loves a whole lot to ride the bus with him. Nope. She'll catch a rat to cheat on you.

She makes some other motherfuckers. She would actually pay somebody to take her over there. That's why you got to stop fucking with them cousins and shit because they know. Who could, what? Those cousins know, man. Them cousins know she's sucking that nigga dick. They be smiling in your face. Hey, what's up, Rondale?

Nah, bitch. Get out of my face. They be happy as motherfucker. That's fucked up how you let your home girl do me. Damn. Musty-ass bitch. You've been hurt. I've been hurt, man.

So look, ladies, hit my cash out, Donald Sling Johnson. If you live with your girl and it's her house, and you find out she's cheating before you confront her. Just ask yourself,

is this work being homeless over? Is it? Some of these niggas needs shelter, so they'll take that shit. She's already providing shelter, and you got the nerve to be trying to catch somebody cheating? I mean, even if you're right.

You just got to take that nigga because of a little fat, but you fucking stay with her mom and you can't go nowhere. What if she'd be like, you're right, I did the shit, you got to go.

Now you're fucked up your whole housing situation when you could have just kept being stupid. Do we have kids there? A lot of them don't. A lot of niggas kids don't never be where they stay in.

They need to be raising other niggas kids. They do. Niggas raise other nigg's kids better than their own kids. I don't know if these niggies is trading kids or what? But what?

if you meet a girl and she already got some kids and you like them kids more than your kids you think that's the case won't nobody say this shit won't nobody say it that's fucked up because if you like a nigga really just went over there and them kids was loving him like they real dad good night daddy we love you that's got a hard forget them ain't your damn kids that's got a hard right there that's got a hard Look, I'm not saying this about nobody personally. I'm just saying what if. That's what I have to do as the moderator. Oh, that's hard, man. What if them kids was waiting on their stepdaddy?

What if the stepkids treated that man as their real daddy and they had a better environment to thrive as a father? All right, on some real niggins shit, especially if they around the same age, on some real niggas shit, you got to find a way to integrate your kids, if you don't integrate your kids, nigga, you're far. Yeah, that's the right solution. That is the right solution But you know how many

Niggas have been beat up by their kids Nigger 16 year old son 6-7 and knocked his ass out That's what's fuck that's why And they act like he's supposed to just That's why I'm telling these niggas go back You gotta get back with these kids man these nests Man bags

They gotta stay the whole time Bro stop leaving them off Stop you knew that this was crazy In the first place their neck is dynamic You knew how neck was good It's niggas out here who can't even see their kids over some shit like $150, $120, $120. $100.

And then there's niggas that old. They know they be old their baby mama, a bunch of child support, and they ain't even trying to put nothing on it. Niggas. I started leaving $20 in the mailbox just to show some effort. Yeah, exactly. After about eight of them, you'll build up some credit. Do some real niggas shit with her,

and you might, you know what I'm saying, it might change the shit. Can I don't know that drop that. It's all the, most of the time, it's about that little change, though. Or some time. Or some time. Don't be so busy.

Yeah, don't be so busy. Let me smoke water, man. You got this. Don't be so busy that you can't go, you know, fuck with them. You know what I'm saying? Some, you know, make your relationship with them. Right, because these kids are the future, whether you believe it or not. And if you don't, they don't have these man bags and shit.

Yeah, they grow up fast and tell. I'm tired of these niggas with these man bags and all these motherfucking accessories and shit. These niggas be bedazzled and shit. Come on, man. And you don't think that we're living in a time. but niggas have way more shit than can fit in some pockets. Yeah, man, what's wrong?

Why you can't put your shit in the pocket? Because ain't nobody came out with no swag bag. They ain't shit. Purses is the only option if you're a nigga with a lot of shit. I'm not making an argument either way. No, nigga, a backpack.

No, that's too easy to target. It's too easy to target. It's too easy to target. I say it's too easy to target. I understand. That's what I'm saying. I'm in a different point in my life. Too easy to target. You see how you were just saying,

you don't fuck with them niggas with them purses and shit? Mark it, man, wear the backpack, man. Unless you're doing some illegal shit, and brother, I implore you not to do no illegal shit. As an old nigga, come on, man, don't do no, come on, man. If you ain't got to, don't carry the strap in the backpack. You know what I'm saying? If you, in that age, don't put yourself in that position.

But don't walk around with no motherfucking merce, man. You niggas going to grow up and shit one day you're going to be the fathers and your kids going to be like, hey, daddy, can I have a dollar so I can go buy some bullshit? And you're gonna say, yeah, just go get it out of my purse. Just like the mama, man, god damn, man, come on, man, stop. That's fucked up, man. Stop, man, guys stop doing that, man.

These niggas need their purses, man. Y'all niggins stop doing that. One day you're gonna look back at these pictures. Don't say y'all, I'm not buying this shit. Not y'all, but you know, these niggas, some of these niggas is watching, man, you know, and I love you. You know, again, I'm, I had to tell my own sons this shit. I had to teach my own son. My son, he was getting tall, wearing them skinny jeans.

I tell him, no, you can't do it. Is he skinny? Yeah, he's skinny. Well, that's who the fuck they fall. No, but he's tall with big feet. When he turned to the side, he's going to look like the letter L. Skinny jeans are for skinny people. You, that might, man, I can't agree with you right there.

Okay, it's the difference between skinny jeans and these fucking leotards. Some shit you're not supposed to be able to see the denomination of a motherfucking dollar bill in the nigger motherfucking pants pocket. You ain't supposed to see it. Not that shit. nigga, that shit that's when you pull it up like bitch stop

that not that no see you start they're gonna be on your I'm just saying my nigga you know I'm just they're gonna be like they got down they're gonna be on my ass

because their daddy wasn't in their life so send their mama picture why you have to say that where blessed children it's the honor somebody I believe the children are our future

you need your daddy in your life here I come to try to save the day via the 85 South show is the Uncom comfortable conversation, but son, you can't do that. Okay, keep

playing. You know what I'm saying? Look at that bitch behind you. Those are the type of women that watch this show. I love her too, and she knows she ran the nigga all 30 years ago. That's why she needs to hear too. She ran the nigga all 30 years ago. Right. I'm trying to talk for the nigga.

Now, wait, baby, look, I got to talk for a little time. When I see you sitting in the living room with them, Stacey Adams, though. I'm just saying, that bitch don't like Stacey Adams. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're going to be in there. to listen. Some of the little bitch.

That's them kid's mama. Well, before that was mama, she was fish. That's what shit of alcohol father was sick. That's y'all muck. But that's my bitch.

She was my bitch way even before she was y'all muck. Fucking right. She's been my bitch longer than she been your mom. Fuck it right. You got to fuck. That's what's wrong, man. These kids come fucking everything.

Wine drunk behind your step there. That's right. That's right, baby. Come on. Let them kids alone. Let them go to vet. Yeah, man. Shout out to everybody who grew up with the alcoholics in the house.

Hey, you got to know it's a real character. Tell the truth, though. Growing up around alcoholics was some of the funniest shit, bro. I don't know if we grew up in a pandemic or what, but I grew up around a whole bunch of alcoholics, they were so fucking funny. Bro, that's probably why I don't drink that shit, man. That shit, that shit, evil than horrified me.

I remember I was like 13. I drank some E&J and A ball. We mix it together. Damn. And that shit, fuck me up forever. I don't even like to smell a beer to this day. That shit fucked me up. Damn, slank.

Bam, slank. I can't fucking or, irkin jerk either don't give me that shit that's their rock gun smoking shit bro if you like 20 something and drink irkin jerk nigga you got a bad life nigga you gotta last time i got drunk i was in hawaii i couldn't find no weed and i had drunk all this crowned at the strip club and then i went to the room and laid down in that motherfucking bed just kept spinning around that room all goddamn night and then i woke up that morning and that bitch was still spinning around but i woke now and i was looking like oh

Oh, shit, I'm still fucked up. I couldn't even sleep at all. It's like if I could make it to the bathroom and make it back, I'm straight. But as soon as I stood up, I was like, fuck, I'm all the way fucked up again. Got up too fast. It was the worst experience.

I don't focus that shit no more. That's why you just smoke weed, man. I don't understand it. I don't understand. I think he got a ringtone. I didn't even just got out of jail. Who that? He's called ring and play a song.

Who at? Man, play me some pimper, man. We got to get ready to wrap this shit up. Play some pimping, man. Play some too short, man. We're over here, man. Man, I got you another joint. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Thank you. I told you I can't smoke no more right now. I'm going to say this one. I'm going to wake up in the morning like, man, this is carlo's cool. I'm saying, I'm high, man. I've been teetering all night. I hope they edit that shit right

because they're going to be like, is that a thing going to sink on Coke? You had? I've been teetering, man That's some bomb-ass weed right there, man That shit got me feeling real That shit got me feeling real Hells and water, man

Smoke you, I've been drinking some of that water It's nice to stay hydrated Because you know what I'm saying That's what niggas need A little hydration and shit to help out You know what I'm talking about Keep your skin looking right You know what I'm talking about

You know what I'm talking about I'm like 61 years old right now Oh, me I just turned like 61 You did? Yeah Shut the fuck up thinking That's right.

This nigga is not 61. The fuck is wrong. I did a lot. He might be. I'm just here. I did a lot. My mother's fucking out. I'm just saying, man.

You're 61? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, get your ass out of here. I get six to one. I'm just saying, man. You're 61 or six foot one? I'm 60.

years old, man. Get the fuck out of him, you just said a lot of bullshit tonight, but I don't believe it. I'm just making it look good, you know what I'm talking about? There ain't no fucking way, bro. You ain't got to believe it,

you know? You ain't got to believe it? Nick, how the fucking hold it in my, and what point did we record this? Why do you get 61, nays? Man, I'm 61 years old, man. You remember that shit? Yeah, I've been putting it out for a long time.

Nagan, you was putting it down on the first day if you're 61. You start putting it down right after freedom. I'm just trying to celebrate my age, celebrate for the seniors. It's about time, you know what I'm saying? I'm wearing my little station and sit. I go to the Waffle House and get the senior citizen deal and shit. That's why you're doing that.

Sixty-one. Ain't no way you up at this hour if you're 61. How you still woke? No, because I had once asleep at five. I took the math of five. seven, nigga. You know what I'm talking about? You just got to be young and vivacious and shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm really

feeling that two-changed song, you know what I'm saying? Why are you rubbing on your leg? You got to keep your shit, keep your circulation going when you get my age. You got to keep your circulation going when you get my age. You know what I'm talking about? Keep a little circulation going. I'm like two-changed, you know?

Old enough to be your daddy, young enough to fuck your mama, you know what I'm talking about? I heard it. Slide in and see how niggas mom is doing, a little bucket of chicken or something. You know what I'm saying? Just be posted up Him and another nigga Just in that bitch

A few bags of hot Cheetos for you You know you'd be happy And shit Because you ain't seen your daddy You'd be happy I come through With the new little game

And shit I got the little PS5 I'm off from the Mexican and shit You'd be happy You got a plug on them Yeah The Mexican

You know Why? Don't expose the plug bro No that's name It's fictitious I never expose a plug

A nigga ain't even really Mexican this shit I really buy it for Best Buy because I'm a nice Nick But they're basically to do work there though You know what I just make it sound good You know what I'm talking about because I'm in the trap You know what I'm talking about I got the collar shirt on and I don't live my life as such Hey bro, are you listening to Marvin Gay?

Yeah, yeah Trowman one of my favorite joints right now Remember I was going through it with Irene at that time that had me going bad You know what I'm talking about you on the couch Irene was good She made a good pot of gum She came to Streetport.

Right. Came to Streetport, a little green-eyed thing. Real good to me, you know what I'm talking about? I thought she put a spell on me. Real good to me. What ended up happening with it? Oh, man, you know what I'm saying? I lost my job at the meal, you know what I'm saying?

She ended up messing with this light-skinned boy named Malcolm down the street. You know what I'm talking about Malcolm had a brand-new car. What kind of car was? A little ponniac. I told I'd get a car one day. It was fresh. It was fresh. It was fresh.

Nice, nice. I never hated on it. I told him it was a nice cop. Right. That's a nice car. You told that to the nigger that stole your girl? She wasn't my girl in the first place because she went over to him. Right.

So that's when things changed. That's when things changed. You know what I'm talking about? Game got cold. Ice cold, baby. Ice cold. That's before the Stacey came in my life. I'm going to tell you when my game got ice cold.

Tell me when. I came to the basketball game. one night and I was walking up and then I saw my girl she had this big ass coat on and I was like damn that coat big as hell but I couldn't see the other side so I'm sitting there watching the game and then I looked up we was in high school and shit and I looked up and I saw the nigger playing his name was on the jacket I just got up and went and sat on the other side oh he took your bitch.

Bro, that's some shit you learned in ninth grade, though. Like, I was warming the pussy up. Because I couldn't get it. I wasn't driving after this game. He's a nigga, he got a whole beard and a Jeep and everything. He's supposed to be getting to me.

Yeah, he's supposed to. I just got to high school. I ain't paid no dues. That's cold. I'm getting picked up right after this. I'm at that phase of the game. You know, 15, probably the worst age ever because you're like old enough to drive,

but you ain't old enough to legally drive. Like, when you feel, and you know how to drive you're like fuck this whole year ain't gonna do shit I'm just gonna sleep until I'm old enough to get my license because all the pussy

just be like mobile and you just walking and getting dropped off and picked up that's fucked up man that's when you don't really get no pussy until you get a car nah you don't

everything you get up to that point is coaching unless you got curly hair like the nigga Damon down the street I remember I was 10 years old man Girl should tear her, man She's a little light-skinned thing

You can't legally even tell this story no more It's 2021 Bro, you know they were cancel this whole shit Oh yeah, that was 19 Yeah Let me keep that to myself That's what I'm saying They'll bring that shit up

La Terra probably is the She was a cold piece though She probably is a business woman now She don't want you telling Nothing you did behind your auntie help Girl I'm gonna tell you look at this You made a cold player baby somebody gonna find that shit

he'd be like Auntie the tree This man with these church shoes on Sometimes you got to wear the little church shoes though You know what I'm saying Sometimes it's cool Because you got to put the little tap on it You know what I'm saying

In the trap Bring some little you know Bring some good Elder Statesman league game in the trap You know what I'm saying That's what I said I plug with you for wearing them Because it just made everything

You say so much more believable Man you got to understand You know what I'm talking about I've been around for a minute man I've been around many moons you know what I'm talking about And I've been doing this shit man What did this shit like 61 years ago? Man this shit was groovy man It was outstanding it was way more real

Because we had this social media to compete with man You had to see a nigga to see what it's about Right you know what I'm talking about You couldn't just stunt like that You had to see a nigga to see what it's about Don't act like social media ain't the shit Social media is the is this shit But it's the shit

It's out there's out there's out there You know what I'm talking about bro i'm just saying though this shit is the shit though man but y'all motherfuckers be used it wrong man motherfuckers quit telling on yourselves and shit man stop doing that shit man it's enough cameras of 7-11 and on street corners man you ain't got to report your own crimes and shit man you got that shit how that shit man god damn i don't know why to fuck these these niggas go do some illegal ass shit and get right on line and talk about it it's just like hey look at me that's what i'm saying i'll tell you

your daddy ain't never told you you you dickhead man wow i just want to come through and just i love you don't get me wrong i don't want to be hated i want to be loved for the mother i'm 85% of myself your dad ain't never told you but you're a dickhead you're a dickhead you're a dickhead my nigga you need some real motherfucking love and guidance this was wrong some of you niggas man your mama's them pussyfize your ass wow shit man don't say you niggas don't know how to change tires or nothing gonna hurt these niggins don't even get dirty no muck niggas don't get dirty everything automated this shit man if you You ain't got to get dirty.

You can be clean. You can be a clean, nigga. But if you ain't willing to get dirty for the right shit, nigga, you use them. That's what I'm saying. These niggas ain't even ready to get metaphorically dirty.

No, not at all. See, that's why niggas don't be having shit. Because niggas don't want to do what niggas done to do what niggas do. Niggas want you to feed them and give them shit all the time. Y'all niggas got to stop doing that shit.

There's a lot of hungry niggas out here. We all hungry. We all hungry. I'm hungry as a motherfucker. How you think I stay on my grind? Because I stay so fucking hungry. And you hear how this nigga talking? I'm so fucking hungry.

Do you hear how this nigga talking? I'm a fucking beast. Do you understand me? If you had a nigga in your life and put a bucket of chicken on the table sometimes, you wouldn't talk like that. Listen, listen, listen, I did it all. I did it all. I don't give a fuck. I made French fries late at night.

I made burgers. I did shit people didn't want to do. I took the fucking chances, delivering pizzas to all over the. the neighborhood. I fucking did that. I drove those fucking trucks. You don't know about that fucking shit. I went to that fucking Fire Academy. Huh? Who

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Mm-hmm. Sometimes you got to remind a nigga, man I don't want to be that person I stay away from as many people as I possibly can out of love because I love the fuck out of a lot of people but I don't need to see you all the time But you know

You remind the motherfucker about doing the best you can You gotta always shine on the motherfucker You're not shine not necessarily You ought to stun on the nigga But you do the absolute best you can To be the absolute best you are Be the absolute best you are And whoever hates you is gonna see that

And they're gonna fucking wither In that motherfucking presence of that shit I tell a lot of people like the Indians told the pilgrims, though, man. You know, absence makes the heart grow fond. I'm sure that was a Native American trying to trick them white people in leaving. Absence and inaccessibility. Yeah. Sometimes it's best to just get away.

Hell yeah. Yeah, you got to, you got to leave in order for people to miss you. Hell yeah. Yeah. That's why some of you need to be hanging out on the hood too much. Look here, man. Get you some money. I'm going to just go ahead and tell you, you do not get no credit for being.

in the hood. No, you don't, man. Get you some money and, nigga, come on. When you get some money, man, do some right things with it. You choose some Stacy Adams. Get you some Stations. You can love that shit to death, man, but you know, you know. I'm going to wear some Stacey Adams on the episode. You better, motherfucker.

Because I got some. I got a new pet put up. I just didn't know at what point of my life I'd be ready. Get you some of these right here, my nigga. Get you some of these right here, my nigga. And then let me see. Let me check this. Old niggar rules, too. You can wear them bitches literally with anything, right? It don't matter what the fuck else you got on.

You can wear Nike Tech sweats just like these. And then fucking Stacey Adams to go right with it. You know what I'm talking about? Look at your mom. Look at these. Now look at your mama. Look at these. Now look at your mama.

Had I known that's what we were doing tonight, I'd be on some whole other other shit. I had the same outfit on with some motherfucking Charlie Chaplin's on. Niggie, you better know a nigga in the trap. We told Oxford. Ain't nobody came in the trap with no stations on? No, you're the first one. Nigger. You better fucking know a nigga.

Take this picture, bitch. You see them motherfuckers? Can you get a Zoom right here? Send that to a nigga mama for Valentine's Day. You stay on a nigga mama. I'm going to come on. You don't get it, Woodrow. I'm telling you, these 85% go hard.

It's a whole lot of mommas and shit out there. I'm sure they do. shit they do and I know they're lonely they're not though they are man they cheaters they're happy with the nigger they get they just need a need to plan a weekend get away well to get away

with a nigger sometimes I might offer some guidance you know what I'm saying? Sometimes that little side shit be keeping the motherfucking relationship steady and balance sometimes first of all when have you ever known holds the list

you can be saying the best shit in the world they just have selective hearing. I'm just going to scream it from the mountain top because I feel like these holes, you know what I'm saying? These holes aspire to do better, man, and I just want to make the world better, you know what I'm saying, by telling these holes act right. I've been doing some extensive research and I found out, you know, just by my studies, the average hole can only hear key words. So it don't matter what you're saying. And she's only going to hear certain little pieces, income, money. I live by myself.

She just really can hear All the things that you can do for her It ain't got shit to do With what you're saying But it's all about you very much I'm gonna drill it into their head man Sometimes I'm like a real nigga drill sergeant bitch You need to know

You know what I'm saying You're out of line You know what I need to go in there Do something right with you life I appreciate how you You know you never gave up on it I'm the type of motherfucker who is like I'm not

I'm not trying to change No direction that a whole going in life But I don't you know I don't even want to be a stop on her journey no more. I try to give them the best guidance. I'm like, I see where you headed, and don't let me, don't let me hinder you. Because the whole aspirations that you have,

there's no way you should be at my gas station of love. You should be running full steam, baby. You are a phoenix. Absolutely. And then they come back to reality, and they need that bucket of chicken. Hey, you ever seen a whole goal? a good run. Oh, man, they're going on. They're going on some great ones. These bitches

is going on some great runs. Like, like right now, these transformer holes, they're trying in all types of shit, man. They're going on great horror. But, bitch, I hope these bitches is keeping your money out. No. No. These bidsons, you better get your money up because that shit can't be the same in 50, bitch. I hope. The rejections, you got to keep them up every three years, bitch. You better get that shit Why you got to talk about the bill the best Because it's the elephant

In the room These bitches are These bitches out here It's shaped like motherfucking Fucked up wine goblets and shit Man All right Some of that shit looks so painful

This shit ain't cool bitch You're gonna be 50 one day bitch And that shit is not gonna be cool Ooh You better have your money up Because it ain't your body Ain't gonna match that shit I'm scared to see what's going to happen

Because ain't going to be no Social Security, no Medicare When we get old as fuck You know what I mean The ass is just going to fall off one day Smooth I'm talking about smooth Smooth

It ain't going to require No kind of medical attention It's just going to fall It's going to be smooth-ass Smoothness His bitch is the ass It's going to fall down the back of their legs They can have ankles

They have ass all on their ankle Full of ass Walking around with ass right. That's like... Ankle's got ass like a motherfucker. Bish have pancake bags. That shit ain't going to be cool if it don't smoke. And they're going to have a whole documentary, a whole show about this shit on TLC.

Dr. Anker ass. Stop doing that to yourself, miss. All she do is get that fucking ass pieces at your feet. I keep telling you, bitch. Your natural features is the best. Stop doing that shit to yourself. What if the fake titty's just Just permanently

Like what if fake titty starts Sanging like real ones Like they just sagging in the body Like you just It's like knave up Two titties right there And they just won't move Like the bitch got two softballs in their belly

Just walking around the shit Man's just as fuck man Just the little flaps and shit of meat I'd be concerned about this shit And then you know They got new tities and shit That come out every year So like

If you got some tits five years ago They kind of like You gotta keep the motherfuckers up You gotta update them Tis and I hope you still got the same job. They got some smooth-ass shit where they just like go. They go all kind of ways to get in them Tidies now. It don't matter. Stop doing that, ladies, because niggas gonna still suck them.

That's why I've been saying. We need variety. This doctor who's doing these asses and shit, they're putting the same ass on everybody. And you're not built for that kind of ass. You're not. But what, they'll be like, well, I just want to do it for me. We'll do it for you.

By the ass that you think you deserve. That shit is not cool, bitch. That shit is not cool. It don't look right. It don't look right on you. You got to step your... Wait the niggins start getting dick surgery. You think niggins by big rims.

Ninh, can't wait the fucking shit. Yeah, I just put 30 inches in a bitch. I fucked the bitch eyeball out. Hit my only fan. That's what I'm called shit. Mr. underscore 30 inches in a bitch. They ain't got the bitch. shit already. What is it called

30 inches in a bit? They ain't got this shit all that. Right what you say what? 30 head. All right my bad. I went crazy I ain't got that shit man. I just put 30 inches stuff up. Stop doing that shit man, keep telling me. Everybody going to have surgery here to me. You niggins gonna have pus coming out your dickhead. This shit is nasty as fuck. You bitch is going to last

for three to six weeks. But after that 30 inches are there. They're going to have all kind of little rehab houses and shit. They're going to have a lady come out and rub all 30 inches of your shit. You hit it so fast. You've been 30 inches in a bitch in no time. They got a nice one.

So that's how I do it. Just grab the size and you kind of go up and you can come back down. Three or six weeks. 30 inches on. How would you transport 30 inches of dick? Would you curl it up or would you wrap it around your leg? Nope. Would you like, would you wrap it in a little ball?

I have a sling with a skateboard wheel on it. This how I do it. And I have it, I have most of it in the bucket. It's going to be a, it's going to be like a mop bucket. Just dig on it. 30 inches on her. See, I feel to me, I think I wrapped that shit around my head in the turban of shit. I still want to be hands free

I'll keep my shit tucked in an American flag You'd be dickhead for real 30 inches Because you imagine 30 inches A dicker Nah I ain't gonna never Never been

Thinking no stupid shit like that But it's coming Hey I'm close man I'm like 26 I'm just stupid I'm just a clown I'm just talking to shit You know what I'm saying She was like what?

Hey man, on some real shit Ever since all these allegations This shit been having Niggas don't even do dick jokes No more, that shit is on a whole other level That shit sucks, man, you know what I'm saying? That shit sucks ass, you know? That shit sucks, man.

There's some horrible shit going on And Man, I need to stop, man. Let the comics be comics, though. Amen. You motherfuckers keep your hands yourself. That's why I say, I want to come talk to some of you niggas

because you niggas need to know to keep your fucking hands of yourself and respect these women for who the fuck they are. You saw that shit? Are that shit that happened in New York or something shit? There's so much shit happening.

I don't even watch TV too much. Me either. It's just been so much bad-ass news. You know, and the social media fuck me up, because I realize this, we so desensitized to death because we got to deal with death in our own lives,

but we look at social media now. We know everybody we follow on social media. So it'll be like, shit, when they post somebody that died, shit, we feel that too. You know what I'm saying? So you're seeing that folk. five, 12 times

a motherfucking week, you desensitize to that shit, man. The niggas just tired of that shit, man. I stay away from the TV, all that shit, man. I'll be on Instagram,

I'll be looking at the silhouette challenge, though, you know what you say? You like that shit? It'd be all right sometimes shit. I'd be trying to see if I see nipple, though.

You bids just don't really be naked. Get naked. Diffle's going extinct. Don't nobody have pointing nipples no more. The nipple is a rare, it's,

nipple ain't respected as it's supposed to be. You know what I'm saying? They come to so many varieties and shit, you know what I'm saying it's like the it's like the receptacle of love you know what I'm saying you put your mouth on and you're communicating with her you know what I'm saying you're explaining to her you know what I'm saying expressing to her your love in a rhythmic pattern when you suck in that

titty you know what I'm saying you suck in that titty you know what I'm saying and that's how you communicate she understands it's what you said okay baby okay baby I'm gonna cook that tomorrow you know what I'm saying she knows what's going on when you suck in that titty you know that's spoken language just to hear you speak on that you speak on that you ministry right there you don't say that's the that's the work that I've been doing from state to state coast to coast nobody loves tities more than love you've been doing a great job and I'm and I know once then I've been trying to express to these young men if you're sucking her tit and she could hold your head as such as she's

cradling by she's that's nurturing that's how you know that's how you know she got you got a good one right there right you know what I'm saying you got a good one right there so You know, you got to understand certain things you do. Certain things you could do. Yeah, wow. You got to suck each titty equally. Equally. And if you don't lick around the nipple,

you got to lick around the nipple. Like you said, titty's got to be warmed up, too. They had a long leg, it's like brale, too. And they had a lot of false alarms. Titties, tithes be hard. Nipples be hard about three, four, seven times a day. Especially in this level. They don't know if it's the real thing or not.

What, what, what happened? Somebody's cold? What's called? What is this man? Who's this man? Who's this man? Who's this man? Yeah. They're just waiting for that mouth to dock on that titty.

You know, that mouth dock like a phone charger on that titty. You know what I'm saying? Because you're liking that motherfucker and a little shit, doc. Yeah, because the hard nipple will bring out so much unprofessionalism because you never know how to take that. It used to be a sign of flirt. Now it's like... And when you, you know, when you're a G, you know, a lot of times,

they can see them pointed, you can see them nipples like this. When you're a real G, them nipples be like this. You know what I'm saying? What happens? You know, so they're going down. You know, they're young. the motherfucker's sagging you know what I'm saying they're going down a little bit point towards gravity and that's how you know she a down bitch I like that you know that's real that's real

inconsistent because sometimes women being a hurry and they have to tuck them to it's different so the nipple might be I think I think in the course of the day you know they've been a shift of them you know it depends on when you see her at what point I agree but I think at the course of the day you know the the titties have to be cradled perfectly so I think women don't understand The leniency that we give a titty. Like, Titty got a whole lot of playroom. Titty is so undervalue and I appreciate it. Titty like cable.

Like, they don't understand how many channels we'll actually watch. You're going there and you just see it and you just like, okay, whatever. You just flip your own fucking, I want to watch the game. Nigger, you got cable right there. You don't what I'm saying? You're supposed to appreciate and value that, man. The titty's just, look, we love them titties. All of them.

Yes, you know what I'm saying? Big ones, small ones. Your real, nigg. Something as big as your head. She got some hand. You push the titty up and you lick under the tree. Yes, you lick the little soft. That's a real little soft.

That's a real thing. You know what I know. You got to lick under that titty. Yes, yes. That's how you get to our heart. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Yes, you talk, you're right there to it.

You know what I'm saying? You can hear that motherfucker beat. Like, yeah, I got you. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You look under it. Sometimes I like to get under the titty. Like I'm working on it.

Oh, yeah. I'd put the whole titter in my face. Put up your face like this and shit? Yeah. But I'd be up under that bitch like a mechanic like. Like I'm working on it. That's what I say, man. I don't mean to tell y'all there because I know a lot of y'all, young niggas,

ain't been under a teddy before. And when you say up under, that sounds like to me a lady of a substantial size to be up under. It's more about the size of the titty. If you are up under, that's who. But I was just want to speak on, you know, some, on the big-ass-titty first. Yeah, you start out with a big-ass-titty more oftenly found on the BBW. Because, you know, when you got a little bitch, you ain't up under her. She's on top of you.

She's like a little bitty shawl or something, you know what I'm saying? She like a motherfucking towel or throw rugs or something. You ain't under that. She ain't on top of you. Right. You got a big bitch, you know what I'm saying, a big body. You know what I'm talking about you get up under that. You ain't got up under a big body, you know what I'm talking about?

You young nigg's don't understand. You know what I'm talking about? And that's what people have been yelling out for years, man. Whatever size they are, we still want to see them. I want to see them all, man. You know what I'm saying? You got to understand. You appreciate it, baby.

You ain't got to do that to yourself for all that motherfucking build a body and shit. Stop doing that. We take them pancakes. I appreciate them flat cheeks. Them flat cheeks make me value that bubble differently. Sometimes you look at that bubble, be like, oh, you get tired of that bubble. Like, damn, where's, you know, where's the flat cakes? Sometimes it be like that.

Amen. You know what I'm saying? I hated that, like, this whole image has made so many insecurities in our community. Everybody don't need everything. Look here, but I promise, ladies, if all y'all went on strike and didn't get your hair and nails done, a niggins still won't fuck. We still gonna fuck. Because we know that that pussy when the hair ain't done.

It way different. Oh, and he did. What's your head? You're feeling good and shit. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? You're going to throw that pussy and shit because you humbled. You down the earth and shit, you know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? You just reminded that we all equal. Sometimes you feel better than that bitch, Keisha's down the street. You know what I said? Because she got the 94th Jenna and you got the new shit, bitch, but you ain't shit.

No, you know, every time I get some in the hay ain't done, I'd be like, yep, this is what my granddad and then we're doing. That's what I'm talking about. That's what you get to see. You get to the essence. You get to the essence, because if you ain't going to see that all the time yes nice to meet you at your best you got it but but miss i'm talking about where it get better from there that's why i say the stupidest shit because bish if you still like me if i

say the stupid shit i like you because it gets better from there where does it get better for you if i meet you in the club and you got your best on and you pop and this and that this is what happens when i when i need you on april 13th you ever had some african person be like see if they would have left us alone i would have been getting this the whole thing yes yes yes i'm still trying to find a bitch. You know, hey, bitch. S.G. Hit me up. I love how you just know she watched this. Yeah, I know the bitch, because you know,

she's 85% of her. You got to be, man. Those are some of my favorite people. She got to be. As G, hit me up. You know what I'm talking about? I got four more kids now. Well, there you have it. I'll just be clowning and talking shit, man. That's all we hear of. do over here, man. Because this podcast

right here is for niggas who order food and forget that they ordered the shit and leave it outside. Oh, that's like that at my spot right there. The motherfucking postmates just leave it right there. That's how we're going to eat tonight, nigga. They just leave it

right there in the lobby like, niggas, I ain't going take that food. I'm going to eat that shit. That's how you get down? I don't give a fuck y'all. I'm going a nigga, you slip, and then because I know when I order mine, I'll be out there five minutes early. like you John bro you're

61 you ain't quick as you used to be man I just look like that you know what I'm deceptively fast you too obvious they're gonna be like that's why who took your food

they don't see blue ass that's why look here look here let me see see states come here come here when they

when the police come they're gonna say when they base it on assumption when they base it on the assumption who took the food Thank you, bro. When they based it on the substance, who took the food?

Huh? No, man. Look, look, who took the food? Hey, you took the fool with those stacy's on. No, officer, I have license in insurance. I got to take the food insurance. Ask him if he got a license. That's your son.

No, that's my partner, man. That's my partner in crime right there, Shady. He's a motherfucker He probably fuck some of these niggas mama too This niggas

A cold nigga He told me a story By how he fucked How old was he 61 You was 17? Oh you're a Janky ass nigga I swear to God

You probably still wrong With that nigga right now This nigga said he was 24 Ooh I'll tell you He fucked later that was 62 Sometimes You gotta know man

You don't be thinking of older women In that realm and shit man And niggas be calling me Niggas tell me all the time Slake you the youngest old nigga I know I mean, I'm with that, you know what I'm saying?

But you're 601. I know these niggas, though. You're 61? I'm 61, and I know these niggas. You know what I'm just saying? Well, folks, she was your mama and shit. All wholesome and shit, baking brownies and shit, dropping you off at practice and caring about you and shit. She was a sloppy little bitch.

I know it. I know these niggas mamas, man. How you do the math on that? I know these niggas mamas, man. They'd be changing. I know these niggas mamas, you know what I'm saying? Little Kyle. Bro, you're going to say his name.

What the fuck is you on right now, bro? I'm gonna fuck, man, I just wanna do that nigga like that, bro. I just wanna niggas to know, man, you know? Because it might be the wrong look cow, bro. A nigga ain't never gonna look at his mom's the thing. I'm just saying, my nigga, humble yourself too. You gotta know the way you treat these women. I'm just trying to tell you, you know?

Who? Your mom was thoughtly out here, you know what I'm saying? She was real thoughtly out here, real friendly with that trim, you know what I'm talking about? Real forthcoming with that trim out here. Blowing niggas down at the Burger King, parking lot of shit, 94 and shit, two-pike banging the shit. Got my hand on the top of the suburbia getting knocked down. That's your mama, nigga.

Right. That's your mama, nigga. You said she was forthcoming with that time. Biss told me, nigga, I, bitch, I don't believe. I got some bomb ass that bitch show me. Okay, you dumb ass, bitch. Thank you, and it wasn't even a bar. That shit was just okay.

I'm telling you, niggas, humble yourself, because, you know, the way y'all... He's been doing this shit for 61 years. The way y'all be exposing these women and shit and the women, you'd be exposing yourself. Stop doing that, because we all got past them. I'm just trying to, I'm just here to tell you one day you're going to be older

and you're going to feel different about some shit. You're going to be like, damn. You know what I'm talking about? So just stop doing that shit, just... Or at least stop doing it on camera because, you know, niggas know your mama. Niggas know your mama's man I don't give a fuck man

So you said All the niggas who online Acting a motherfucking fool It's a whole bunch of niggas Who used to fuck their mama like Niggas is a boy I knew that boy Weren't gonna be shit

Niggas man your mama man Your mama was out here man I'm just trying to say she cool She's what 42 now Tell them what year they would have to be born in To let them know their mama was really out of Oh you know I'll be honest You know I'll be like really like

like 87 to like them the high years like really the hot years was the early 90s like pop yeah when pop came along and that shit was mommy

shit so if you was born in say 93, 94 oh yes definitely 95 though oh your mom

hey nigga you know niggas got double jointed necks and jaw bones like boy constrictors niggins it's about here just business is just

out here just neckin' niggas down. You know what I'm saying? Niggas' mama's and shit. Relax. Stop talking about old niggas like because you know, niggas know your mama's and shit, man, I'm just saying.

Your aunties and shit, niggas know them at the same time. You know what I'm saying? So if a nigger was born in 98. Ah, shit. Your mama was a no living soul. She was getting knocked out of shit that motherfucker fucking lacked by a D-boy.

She only married Earl Because he had a job At the Longshoreman She knew he was going to do something With his life, nigger She knew it wasn't no future With niggas like me Come on, man, stop

Oh, man Knocking your mama down She knows She'll act like, who Slink Johnson Now bitch that bitch know Who Lamar Davis said Wow Knock knock, nigga

that's all for coming the niggas house no no oh that's a nice ass ooh that 85 South show got some nice shit this ain't that motherfucking IKEA shit this is wood now this is handmade by African American man that's nice with a salute to them that's a nice ass shit 805 South show

that's the kind of shit that real niggas bought for your mom that stay in your house forever so the niggas she wouldn't remember because she can't throw it away because it's too nice So that nigga got to look at it all the time Damn, that nigga bought that shit Yeah, my feet used to be on that motherfucker

Your mama I hit your mom on it Ooh, with a light too I hit your mom on That's when niggas had waterbeds and shit Niggas knock your mama in the waterbed You know what I'm talking about Before she had that slut gut

And that little motherfucker And that little light whiskers around her mustache niggin know your mama shit you know your mama when she had all her before your daddy stressed her out nigga probably was fucking your mama to like 04

I know I'm just trying to tell these niggas man nigga probably knocking your mama down to 04 you know what I'm saying oh 4 bumping her shit yep so if they was born in 05 there was something my hot years I'm the schedule was busy around that time

damn slink you fucked them up with that one I'm just saying, you know, niggas, y'all gotta relax. I'll be trying to be cool with things, but you know what I'm saying? Niggins will fuck your mama, you know what I'm saying? She's still at it. You know what I'm saying? She's still on the nigger Instagram and shit.

That should be a reality TV show. Niggas go on there with him, mom. That's fucked up. She knows all the scriptures like this. She know all the scripts is now. She know all the scriptures now, but that bitch, she's a thuggish, ruggish bone. That bitch knew her.

A bitch knew all them words, word for word. We have a busy bone part. Especially busy bone part, getting knocked down with the little ponytail to the side. Yeah, some of you niggas mama's got... Some of you niggas mama know a few of the homies and shit. I'm just saying, though. I'm cool with these niggas, man. Look, watch how you talk to a nigga.

That's all I be saying. You know, I'll be laughing with you niggas. But, you know, watch how you talking to a niggas. A nigger might know your mama. Y'all, I mean, Lowe's, I don't, you know, I'm pretty sure you know some niggas' mommas. You might not want to talk about it. I don't know nobody, mama.

Some of you, niggas... I do know your mama. I went to high school with your mama and she was pregnant in four periods. All right, well, I'll tell you what. You remember 2020 was a pandemic and your mama lost her job. But you got that PS5.

What? I'm just saying, we're kind of tight around the house. She stayed with a little. the good cereal, the Kellogg's, not that shit in the bag, you know what I'm saying? She had the good shit. You know what I'm saying? Nice little shit, you know what I'm talking about? You know, sometimes you

come home from school and shit? Mom's in a good mood. In the box. Man, that shit is right there for you. You don't ask no questions, you just play. But you just disrespect on Mr. Earl. You don't be generous to him at all. You know what I'm saying? You just call him an old

Cooke. What's up, Chad? You just call Mr. Earl an old coot. Chad ain't never had to go through that. Mr. Earl and fucked your mama. Damn. Yeah, I'm just saying, uh, he was instrumental in the shaping of your mama's character.

And he's still here for you in a form of PlayStation's and buckets of chicken. Do you like that? That's the formula. Yeah, that's the form. Sometimes, you know you niggas needed and I'm just trying to get a return on my investment

because you niggas is going off to the league and all of a sudden your dad's come back and shit ever went to the league I see it in your ass you talk about it what round

I spent so much time with that he went second man but I spent so much time with that dude working in the drive with him I ain't really go to the gym with him but I play

video game with him a lot man he knew me That's essential To build a character too He knew I taught him how to talk shit He was one of the best shit Talkers in the league

You figure it out for yourself Little tall Little head ass nigga You know who I'm talking about Yeah you know That's why I feel This shit was It was directed somewhere

Yeah when your mama came through You and daddy went to jail You know what I'm talking about She ain't know where the money was at She didn't know how to pay for it I'm just saying, my nigger, humble thyself.

Cynthia ain't a good, but bitch, I know. I'm saying, these niggas, man. Just be trying to, you know, I want to do better for the world. I'd be trying to help these young black men, you know what I'm saying? Stam for something and fall for anything. And, you know, you can't fall on your purse, man, because you're still going to bust your ass, man. Stop doing that, you know.

What, these niggas, mama? My mic, Phil, is out. Damn. We got to go anyway. I'm sorry, but I'm just having a good time. It's cool. Go ahead. I mean, we get up there by your dick.

Just on the other shirt. Can you stick your head down your other shirt? I'm sorry. I'm in, Los. I'm just saying, all these niggas. you know what I'm saying just think about that thing in your life man

you know what I'm saying the unsung heroes you know what I'm talking about Eric that dropped you off in practice and shit when your mama couldn't make it on this way to the hood

Calvin Calvin Steve Steve Steve's oh Steve Steve disregarded his own kids to fuck with you Gerald

oh man come on man let's not talk about Gerald man it's too close to home man Willie Oh, Willie, man Willie bought a whole

motherfucking system man, video game system everything, man, for both them little niggas, you know what I'm saying? Never missed a birthday. Never missed a birthday because he didn't like the niggins to argue because the formula is you keep the kids happy

because when I come over, nigger, it's cool, what you want here, go ahead. I'm gonna fucking go up, man. Because I'll be to play with your mama. Charles. Oh, Charles. Charles, man.

Charles, baby. for the mom. Charles paid for your mama card note for like the first three years. He paid your mama card note like the, how you figured you got the braces, nigger? Charles. Melvin. Melvin? Oh, man.

Melvin. Melvin, a nigga that got your mom of that job. If it wasn't for Melvin, you wouldn't even, your mama wouldn't even be down there at the, at the motherfucking, uh, firm. Glenn. Glenn? Oh, don't even talk about

Glenn. Don't even talk about Glenn. Glenn was a solid nigga, yeah, he drank a little bit too much. But he stayed fucking with your mama like making sure you was right, nigga. What, what, 12 year old nigga had to join another 12s, 13, 14s, all in

rotation at once? Fred. Fred, oh man, Fred was so motherfucking nice. Fred went to church. Fred didn't even want to fuck your mama. He just wanted to just be nice to her. Fred saw potential in your motherfucking ass, man. Friend thought it was good.

Fred thought your motherfucking ass was going to be in the accountant. Look at you, nigga, a Crip. William. Now, William, man. William was right, nigga, man. William, he didn't even come around that often, but every time he came around, he'd come bearing gifts. And he never made your mama mad. It was always happy.

He was a trucker. I think, you know what I'm saying? Your mama, well, was his Las Vegas stop. What about that? What about Harold? Harold. Now, Harold had a toxic thing going on because he was still with his wife, Glenda.

But you know what I'm saying? Harold just never. He was back and forth. But, you know, Harold, he didn't really fuck with you like that, but on the low, he gave your mama shit for you. You know what I'm saying? You talk shit. You know, he did choke you that one time.

What you was acting like a little bitch. Your daddy ain't... Nigger, daddy wasn't there, nigga. Sometimes you need a little choking, my nigga. What about that nigga, John? John was solid as a motherfucker, nigga. John worked down at the television station. John was good as a motherfucker.

John came through with all kinds of perks. You went through the backlots and all kinds of shit. How you think your mama got that picture with Tina Turner? That was John. See, they saw these niggas out there thinking their mom just had juice in the street without the help of these niggins. Look, man, look man, some of y'all niggas have nicknames and shit, bionic necks. Look at these niggas phone numbers. Oh, shit, bionic neck, creature, feature, double dribble, tube top.

You know what I'm talking about tantalizing tongue, titty top, all kinds of shit. Your mama had all kinds of names, you shit. Mama name straight up Gertrude and shit. We call that bitch lips. Fuck you. I know your mama, niggas. Niggas no niggas mammas, man. Niggas don't want to face it because niggas be like the 30-somethings now.

And they're like, yeah, you know, I get it. You're a grown man, my nigga. You're a grown man, my nigga, I respect you because a lot of you niggas as leaders and innovators and shit. I'm gonna calm down niggas know your mama man I'm just saying man nigga might come through with a little bucket chicken and talk about it because you know what I'm saying DNA wasn't really popular back then

so we might not really know you know what I'm saying DNA are you willing to take a DNA test right now or your father he too prideful I'm just I'm just saying man niggas know niggas must see niggas don't like the hard truth that niggins thinking about it right now

He wondering why I was telling you, don't do it He's too many He's wondering why Curtis Been around since he was 15 and shit He ain't never seen a picture of Curtis And his daddy together Yeah, nigga

Curtis was the sponsor, nigga Your daddy wasn't shit His daddy and Curtis played ball though Yeah, his daddy Kurtz was a better ball player But he didn't Curtis didn't really brag about it He didn't really brag about it You know what I'm saying

Curtis was cool He knew he was He knew he knew he knew your mom mama. So basically what you're saying is niggas know these niggas that's what I'm saying

niggas know these niggas mommas and it's cool though and I'm just want to offer just from an elder state from a point of view man like some of you niggas is fraud man the niggas ain't calling you on it man you know my life ain't perfect by no means I'll be the first niggas say that so before

you think you're a nigga nigga you know I'm just fucking with you too get out your mother's pull your panties out your ass, nigga. That's your fucking problem. Now, this is the 85 South show. We're fucking around. So before you get mad, nigga, put some Vaseline between your cheeks

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