The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Black Men Are The Most Faithful Men Out Here feat. B. Simone & Navv Greene | Ep. 79

Episode Date: May 5, 2017

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Tid eyes in the building Say what, say what Say what Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building With your stagging ass You're gonna be in New Year's End church

With your stagging ass You're gonna go straight back to work With your stagin' ass While your kids still paying up in dirt With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternated on work With your staggin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first

With your stagin' ass Oh shit, you gonna be late for work With your stagin' ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking jaw With your stagin' ass Hey We don't bend over see with the shit Tell it too

Fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talk about Them nigga funna hang with that shit I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tellin where you might see me

I'm posted in the ain't But I might jump on the plane in Pallé vu or Lefonte because my ghost I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm off in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hold on a nigga went to Germany and felt some different tits

I say they're small and they're round but felt some different Titty I like smoking weed I like it in high Hey I make bitches mad like BC Youngfly She's walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize

And then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I don't know crazy man I don't know for a crazy man To if you give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking You come of that pussy baby

I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if this pussy is great Then Carlos really want some Of that pussy girl I don't like A-

Pussy got a smell that I want to fuck no Pudson got a smell but I won't fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got to smell But I'm a pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck no 85 South So nigger where you be in weekly

wrap-up report we're about to tell you about the shit they line on my nigga Carmelo Anthony they know he ain't do it get a stripper pregnant nigger please come on all lies all lies black men don't cheat most faithful niggas out here

everybody knows that they just don't want it to go viral put it in your spine and make it go spiral ooh they went over the head they went over the head I said they ain't wanted to go viral Put it in your spine Make it spiral Okay

The type of nigger you see When I'm on TV Love big titty Especially double Ds If she got double Ds Then she gets it with me Because I am the dude That love Tick T's

But that is enough Enough about me Let's talk about the holes And shows overseas The places that I be Places that you ain't going Popping everywhere and everybody be known We ask for whores and you bring us these bed winches

These peasants, these communists Where do we look like fucking sims? My cup runneth over, ath do my patience. I should put you on the list of player haters. You fucking player hate. You're a bitch-made ass. I know a back page. Whore when I see one

This one is for Little Brun them No, no Never forget about Little Brun them Never you not bring up Little Brond them and think that we have forgotten About the plight that Little Brow and them have endured What was fun of you on what? La La Colmelo

Carmelo said Lala married Not him Wow He did not say that Okay All of Lerning line I mean I thought they had a I thought they had an

Who else? Who else ain't lying, man? Ball up alert, tell the truth. Don't have to check this out. I thought they had an open relationship. I don't know. They might have misquoted Carmelo and Anthony because everybody knows black men

are the most faithful men out here. Now, let me see Simone have that shit. I'm not freestalling. Go ahead. Peace of party. Who is doing it? I'm been pre-telling for a month in New York with you. We had the piece of party.

No. Peace of party. Yeah. Don't be late. Don't be tardy. I come through with my bitches. No, we rock the party Red Bull

Uh-huh Maybe Coke Stop it, stop it I ain't talk about drugs Okay Because all I do is smoke I'm about to do this independent film Oh my god

I already got the shit in the film festival It's so relatable It's too true There's too much thought We just gave them too much man Be Simone How is Blueberry Ring doing? It's doing good

It's doing really good It's my single you guys On the EP Yeah Yeah Stack now cry later is the title and it drops

May 5th too much sauce Cinco de B. Simone All along said it's banish Her name is Bissimudian Mugan Yudan Make a fucking

one of those Arabic songs Be smud You How do you all they like We're on the way We out here in these streets

I love this shit I appreciate I appreciate everybody being in the end of day. Shout out the Red Bull for keeping us a whole bunch of red bull in this bitch. Have y'all noticed the effects of being high as fuck drinking a red bull? It's kind of like, and put you in the middle. You still have, but you're energetic. It's euphoric.

Yeah. That's a word they want you to use. They send us a list of words to use. That's the first one. No, I'm just playing. They should have, though. We would have used them. You know, we're some young men of some substance.

Hey, you got that right. We would have made the shit sound very eloquent coming out, you know. Yes, eloquent. Yeah, hell of that. That they got an SAT sheet, man. Very eloquent. Elegant. You know, the way I manipulate the wordplay, you know,

it's just going to manifest into something magnificent. Well, come on, man. Tell them about the verbiage. You know what I'm saying? Let them know about the Urban Foundation. Well, first of all, it's a lot of niggies who know about division, but they don't know about subdivision. Oh.

Oh. So look, check this out, right? Slow that shit down. I'm going to talk to them. Slow it down. Niggas know about husbands and our neighborhoods. You know, I grew up with the houses in the back in a circle called a cul-de-sac. Oh.

And if you ain't never been in a cul-de-sac, they got to tell you that it's a roundabout. In a roundabout that time, you're going to find out what it's really found about. Oh, look, man. See, when you put it out there like that, I got to speak on the, you know, the consequences of going through the roundabout in the wrong way. You're going to end up lost. Come on, man. Come on, man. You want to go down the avenue?

All right, man, listen. You want to wind up black and blue? That's what's going to happen, man. I'm telling you, because niggas down there for doing real shit on the street. Okay, young brother, I see what you said. I'm going to catch you before you get lost. Let's do it when the police get behind you

and it's always that goof-ass. Nick, who don't want to take his hat off? With the hat that strap under the chin. Come on, man. And he asked you for your idea again. You like, nigga, you already got it. And you told the nigga before you take off. Man, take that stupid-ass hat off.

You said the police behind us. Don't look back. What do you do? This nigger did that. Come on. They're saying a whole lot of nothing. You know the type of nigger who'd be looking real goofy. Like, nigger, don't turn around.

Niggas say some stupid shit like, who? Me. I ain't fucking with y'all. You think we said a whole lot of nothing? We were saying the most shit. Do you know how many little jewels we dropped? First of all, be Simone. If you're going to continue to be a part of the process,

you've got to get that hate out your heart. You got to let that hate list What the little booze is saying? Are you hypnotized by hatred? You are. I don't know that song. It's not a song. Look, she refused to even know.

It's an actual state of mind. I can tell about the way you're rejecting the knowledge that you don't want to be greater than you ever been. Oh, your guys. And if you're rejecting the knowledge, how can you go to college? Y'all rejected all my knowledge about alkaline. No, no, no, no.

You told us to drink water with you call the woman's in. I've been dropping batteries in all my water. Alka-Seltzer, everything, man. She's just water. She told us to drink some water with some cucumbers in and thought she had pulled us up on something. No, I did not. Come on. What she really said,

oh, you need to suck on a lemon. That's what she said. And drink some water. Be some only type of nether. I have fucked up the enamel on my teeth listening to be some more. She's the type of a nigga tell you to eat a salad and think that she didn't told you some life change and shit. No. We know this shit. I'm tired of all

that healthy talk anyway. Man, fuck that shit. Man, that shit ain't even good. That's why they always trying to tell you. I know you cooking healthy. all the time. Fuck all that. I watch you little Graham and you're in the kitchen. That shit. You're always that's going to frat. That shit for show.

For sure. I thought that shit right in the trash. That's a brown rice. That's a motherfucker, man. I put some spinach in the little panace. Sizzled that motherfucker then. Throw it away. You need some fucking fry. No, he not. No, he don't. No he don't.

You think I'd still be built like a donkey if I was eating milk? Hey, man. But you built like a dach that do some push-ups before she'll eat the house or so shit. But he do the push-ups on his knees. A dach that work on her shoulders all the time. You're an ass-law, man. No, you be eating that healthy shit.

No, I fought with salmon, though. Yeah. And other shit. You cook everything in the oven. I don't eat that shit. You don't supposed to pronounce the ale. That shit tastes dirty. I didn't say saline.

I said salmon. Salmon. Real niggins know that salmon tastes dirty. I eat fish, but I don't eat no goddamn orange-ass salmon. Hey, man. Give me a catfish, my nigga. I'm from Mississippi. I don't know what I'm going to fuck with that shit.

You can't salmon? Dirty-ass catfish. If we're going to talk about fish, you got to watch out for the salmon because they got the mercury. You know what I'm saying? You don't want no mercury. Shut out to all my niggas who ain't ate tilapia since 2015. You're going to turn into the Terminator. You keep eating that shit.

I don't eat salmon. Man, I didn't know about tilapia's a drone wrap that shit. I don't eat salmon. Hold up. You heard what this thing is said? I ain't know about tilapia to droop that shit. See, yeah, we talked about, me and Lowe's talked about. We remember what Tilabia came out. He came out, Purch and Tilapia.

He said what? He said, uh, Grand Hustle Mafia. Ain't no stopping us. What you know about shark meat, perch and tilapia, alligator dark meat, yeah, he's going in. My mama came on with the blue box from Walmart. Nick, I thought I would eat foreign food, nigga. I was done no.

niggas with a little single pack of tilapia first came out see tilapia came out like a mixtake nigger motherfucking just leaving some tilapia on your windshield like this is my problem niggas niggas really did start fucking with tilapia hard in like oh six oh seven it wasn't around in oh four it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't that's some genetically engineered bullshit you ain't ever been fishing with your uncle and called a motherfucking tilapia nah no my uncle's called all calendar guys right now right now give them to them give them what's them what's them fish they're nigga fish real niggas catch crappie brim mullet nigger bass grouper catfish but shit mullet yeah i guess red snapper see it depends on where you're from because i'm from the

golf coast so they'll be fishing in the oceans we got we got about four different fish that's it's it he got ocean too though when you got no ocean fishing that nigger see he's lake I'm a lake I'm a lake I'm a mississippi he put on them high-ass boots he put on them high-ass boots nigga we And fish where you make the shit spin around. Clay. Them niggas in Mississippi don't even use the rod. And he kept the fish as soon as it hit the water. Clay.

Them niggas in Mississippi don't even use a rod. They just stick their hand and pull out of the moment. Noodle it on them. Shit. He slapped the shit out of the beach. I caught it, Paul. No, man. We'd be, we be...

Nick only by two fingers. I caught it, Paul. A nigga from Mississippi be on the way home and see some water and stop and be fish Oh, hey. Hey, what he said? What he said? Hey, what he said? Hey, what do he say?

What he said? Shit, it's a fish in that, motherfucker. Nigger fishing right out the guy. Call on that you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got three bands in the motherfucker. I pull up in a minute. They bite like a motherfucker.

With that cooler with the ice in the Trump? What you're talking, man? You're on a fishing trip. We're drinking can beer. Ain't no bottle. Speaking of can beer. Boat before the bag. Let's read the motherfucking fan comment.

Fan comment. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm coming back. I'm getting another can beer. Oh, you getting another beer? Yes, sweet water. Please a morning. If they're speaking of a can.

Why are you on the word C? Comment. Let me tell you where the bill came from. That's actually one of the white people that work here. Yeah, we probably shouldn't. Yeah, don't drink all of them because then they're going to know that they're gone. But if you drink one, they'll never go. Man, fuck that.

I'm leaving some money in the place of the beer. I drank your beer. Go buy some more that artisanally craft. bullshit you like, man. Because I don't like IPA. It ain't even good, better. He ain't like you. This is the perfect time to mention that the 85 South Show is a podcast for niggas who drink whatever

there. They don't care. Niggas who ain't loyal to no brand. Like my nigga Jay Goldie. I love Carlos and the 85 South show in general. I listen to the podcast after my therapy sessions with my clients. This podcast is for social workers. After a long day of breaking

up families, the social worker comes home to laugh at the 85. Shout out to all those children who going to meet you in the comment section and roast the shit out of your ass one day. Jay be fucking the mommas. He fuck the mommas. Carlos for sure could have been an outcast

a good at mind back in the day. Nick, I was a kid back in the day. I was listening to that shit back in the day. Like I'm a time travel back to some shit. She said, Candace Collins said this podcast is for women who know how to, who know to keep getting at Carlos because you know he finds sex and gorgeous,

ready to make Carlos Millichu. Look, I ain't shit. I've told you on countless episodes that I'm not trying to be shit. I am not the nigger that you need, but I believe in you for believing in me. And whatever makes you watch this show, continue to do that. If it's my fine ass, then I'll be that. If you think I'm that goddamn fine, hey, with my fine ass.

I appreciate you. Do they email you guys these comments? Yeah, we read them, bitch. The email? They send them. Yeah, read that shit. Can you read that loud? I know you don't like to read out loud.

I really don't. I know. Yo, I saw B. Simone behind the scenes of Wild and Allen, Team de la Ghetto's blog. Seems like she's going to be on the show. And she got some bars too. Explanation point. That's dope. Who put her on the show, comma, one of you guys?

Question mark. She went to private school. No. Thanks. Carlos did help me. I called Carlos when I got the call to be on the show and he helps me a lot. I was so nervous. That's what I do, man

I'm giving back A real nigga on the low, man Why ain't got to be on the low? I'm saying on the low Because a lot of people don't know You do real shit like that You don't put it out of real shit Thanks a lovely day for love

Oh, a lovely day for love I'll let you read the rest of the shit Then I brag to me Yo girl O Smith I love Carlos and Clay Y'all need to get real bitches on the show Where's B Simone? I'm a real bitch

I'm a real bitch We almost can't afford Sophia Is that okay to say Was that cool? She took it as a compliment. You're a real bitch,

though, Simone. Sophia. I hope B. Simone comes on the show really soon to talk about her new song, Blueberry Rain, which is out now,

guys. It's available on iTunes, Google Play, and title. You need to be my assistant. Yeah, Dick Ryder. And her EP

will be coming out very soon. I miss her on the 85th. Aw. Where? Y'all have any more Bias? Shout out to Sophia. You want that.

That's so nice. Oh, shit. Knav. You got some comments, too. A. Oh, read your own F. Sorry No, you can read

It's okay You can be a Narrowator for the show Like you make the shit sound better It's okay You can read Hey

Now been funny That nigga said I'm gonna give y'all $20 worth of jokes LOL and that band That band lit at fuck And that band

I like how he repeat You've been working on your You've been working on like yo Yeah that's what I'm saying You're working on your How to audition Right Your audition is, look, look, I want you, can you do it again for me?

But this time, this time, I want you to act like Ernest really knows you. Like, you know Ernest. Take your time. Hey, Neff, before you do it. Like, he really know me. Like, he really know you and he's happy to see you and he ain't seen you in a minute. Let me get you, let me give you some character, backstory. Tell him about him

Yeah, when you do this, you're not reading this as NAF. You're reading this as NAF green. Take it. Do what you do. Hey. Man, you're an asshole. Come on, man, Chad. You're always fucking up. I'm ready for my big break, man, you do that. What do you?

Hey, man. Can you leave the room? Can you leave the room? We're trying to work here. We have professionals. Knav Green. Take two I'm sorry Hey Now been funny That niggas said

I'm gonna get y'all $20 worth of jokes Laugh Laugh and that band That band lit his fuck Yeah Killed it Love it Love it

We'll call you We'll call you Don't call us Bravo Next one Next one Do I email y'all? Hey guys on this one

Nav we want you to freestyle These next two Just show us what you got Go ahead Don't don't Don't be a slave to the page Okay Feel free kid

Live it Be yourself Live it Go there Give or take Now get to shine on Great nigger report Icey

Or Isaac Ha ha ha Oh it's just Ha ha No no Go ahead Stretch it out a little longer What you did with it

Made it more real Add a few more highs As many hives as you want Make it your own What about that one Make it your own I want to hear you on this last one Because we got to do lunch

I'm doing good. Hurry up. You're hungry. Yeah, so like I was saying, I got the other girl coming in that. Nap, go ahead. You can do it. So Clayton.

Nap is funny as fuck. That's good. Thank you. Thanks, Nav. So, yeah, the other guy. What's the guy? You don't have to finish that last line, Naf.

We've got everything we need. You can let yourself out. Let yourself out? Yeah, the other guy who had to. No, no, we don't shake hands. A lot of germs, flu season. See you later. Thank you.

Thank you. Take a red boy with you. I have any repressions on the way out guys. So the guy who had the 4 million followers. Oh, man. I'm a fan of his. So we'll just take the guy with him. Are you still here?

He's lost. He's lost. Hold on. Tyler. Tyler, can you show him? He needs, can you validate his parking? Did you park? No.

Okay, good. All right. Okay. Okay. But I'm just saying, I need to know the schedule because I got to take it. All right. Yeah. Are you local?

Are you here? I'm actually here. Good, good. We can get you any time. We're shooting in New York, actually. Are you local? They said we're shooting in New York. Yeah, we're actually shooting in Louisiana.

In Louisiana? We're not shooting. We're shooting wherever you're not. This is the one right here. But actually, we have a couple more things coming up that we will consider you for. So make sure that you email Lisa. We got your contact. We got you.

Well, let me know because I booked my message. Really looking. I'm going to send you on some of this other stuff that were cooking. Much success. That should be the worst. You know when they call you, though? When they get fired, yeah, kind of doing my own thing. Got this little project I meet you.

What about the roll I audition for? Yeah, follow me back on the ground. I think you got 393 followers. No, I'm not following this. And if you ever wanted to know how the game go. Yeah, man, I'm just, no, I'm about to do this. independent film. Oh, my God.

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We just gave them too much, man. Be Simone, how is Blueberry Ring doing? It's doing good. It's doing really good. It's my single, you guys, on the EP. Yeah, yeah. Stack Now, Cry Later Is the title

And it drops May 5th Too much sauce Cinco de B Simone Oh, oh long Said it is Spanish Her name is B Simone You Make a fucking

One of those Arabic songs Be smud Nud Nude See All All they like

Now they're going to stop listening to the show They like that shit They fuck with us hard They like that shit. Did you know they fuck with us? They do. They'd be getting on my Instagram live, leaving little squiggly lines and shit.

I'd be like salute to you too. They're probably talking to you. I don't give a fuck, man. I get so many haters. I thought I had a lot of people that fuck with me, but it's mostly people who don't. On Instagram. Where are you seeing these people, man? On Instagram.

Don't say it's mostly people who don't. I know. I'm one of the most fucking with niggas of all times in real life. Loz's going to have a pity party right now, man. Who hated on? me all my haters they really counterfeit they be like niggie ain't shit but at least you're honest

they always got to throw a compliment in there with a shout out to all the motherfuckers who hating on me whatever you doing I want to let you know that shit is working that shit is propelling me to be a more magnificent motherfucker each and every time I wake up and take a piss in the morning I'd be like yeah hell yeah empty bladder

about to eat breakfast on these niggas who don't that's what's wrong a lot of empty stomachs making bad decisions no nutrient Fuck all this type and Bissima. Who the fuck you talking to? Who are you going to put on the remix, Bissom? I'm trying to get on the...

Oh, you know who I'm trying to get on the remix? Who on that bitch? Well, she's not on it yet. Uh-oh, who? Trina. Let me guess. Queen Latifah. No.

You don't know her. Young M.A. No. Her name is Stefan Dahn. She's a UK rapper and she's amazing. So you're trying to say she's better than Young M.A.? She's a UK rapper. Now, fuck that get extra.

Okay, bro. Okay, bro. You did a whole album You got me on an album, bro I'm right here I'm right here You have to fucking go close to palm, bro I'm right here

Bees my fucking fucking aye bro As you can see My name is Carlos And her name's B and that B Clayton names start with a C my nigger nav on their ass

And he's drinking Slim tummy tea You thought I fucked up But that can't be me The type of nils nigga you see when I'm on TV. Love big titty, especially double D's. If she got double D's, then she gets it with me.

Because I am the dude that love Tick T's. But that is enough, enough about me. Let's talk about the holes and shows overseas. The places that I be, places that you ain't going, popping everywhere and everybody be knowing. They like, that is those. He tells lots of jokes He gets lots of holes

He always don't smoke A nigga, what's so high Freestyle up about nothing Hey, I might be single So hook me up with your cousin Nigger, I'm just be pimping And spitting it off the head Your girl, she's just like me

Cause she coming up off the head Yeah, that's what I said Because really I'm not scared If niggas want to see me Then somebody gonna see some red Not talking about colors Stupid bad motherfucker even when they fuck up

I find a flow and do another See, I'm the type of a nigga that be Cool and appeal to baby mothers and fuck them on the floor on pallets made of couples Amen Amen I don't even know what

I just thought about this shit That's so nice That shit is good for your back It is Pallets built niggas to be strong I feel like a better nigga when I Freestyle on this show It's something about that

shit. You're really good at this. How long have you been practicing that? Oh, man, let me see. He wrote that. I ain't right. Man, I think you don't practice. He don't. He didn't. Oh, my God. Wow, really? All they said you wrote it. Do you're going to come on my show and hate him? No, come on. Let's expose him. Go ahead. Expose him. Show him his written. Tell him it's written. I bet

you give him a word. He's going to rap about it. I bet he will. Let's go. Are you for him or against him? That piece is right now? What are you talking about? I'm saying you can give him a topic He said the piece

Okay, let's see Let's go Hold on Give me the beat man Wait a minute man Hold on Let's show the beat Give me the beat

Give me the beat Give me the beat Give me the beat Give me the beat That's too fast That's too fast Give me the beat Hold on

You must not know You must not know I said hold on You must not know You must not know I said hold on You must not know You must not know

No Bring that shit back Like you had it before I said Because I'm the type of nigger that's gonna fuck up anything hungry off the top of the head i made the phone ring dominoes are you holes open cause i need a piece of that's hot and still smoking they like what you need they got them they three for five i said give me a cheese pepperoni and a sausage on the side

hold on no pause cause that be fool with you i don't be fucking around like these other dudes and you know the type of nigger bring in party plates and everybody's get a slice if you haven't ate we send grace because shit that's what we always do we eat a lot of pizza like the ninja turtles hey but say little seasons no pizza pizza pizza we out here smoking blunts that's a lot of reaper for real you teacher we're about to have a pizza party damn we got b simone in here we ain't even started hey you already know that's domino's i need that up because I'm really hungry. Did you order a drink or did you get too full?

If I don't have nothing to drink, I eat my shit with Red Boy. Because my name is loose, I just keep doing it. You know I can. Your girl hit me on DM and said she tired of. You being a man, I said, shit, I understand. Next thing I know she sent titty. She said, when you got some shows and when you're going to be in my city. But she wasn't even pretty, so I didn't even fuck around.

I'm the type of nigger that has some holes, but hell I hold it down. What is you doing with the beat? Do you want me to rap slow or hit these niggas with the heat? I'm going to say a few more bars than you can hair that shit. I just had to show them. Now let me Simone have that shit. I'm not freestyling. Go ahead.

Peace of party. Who is doing it? I was pre-siling for a month in New York with you. We at the pizza party. Peace of party. Yeah. Don't be late. Don't be tardy.

I come through with my bitches. You know, we rock a party. party. Yeah. Red Bull. Uh-huh. Maybe Coke. Stop it, stop it. I ain't talking about drugs. Okay. Because all I do is smoke. See, that was enough to let everybody know that you was at the pizza party.

This is the pizza show. 85 South Show. This is for everybody who said that nigga be right in this shit. Middle fingers to everybody. Pull up in a boat just like Lil Yadi. I do that. Man, they got to play it over there. Somebody go and pass me that.

I'm the type of nigger. What's the price? I hope you get it cheaper. About to pause this shit, because I've been smoking a lot of reef and I'm hungry, nigga. Who is DJ screwing that shit? Right. Over there.

This is all the fuck. I wish y'all could hear it. It was hella echoes. Hey. Carlos, will you give me a slice and rip everything off? We don't have no pepperoni? No, I'm going to take everything off. I just want ready to sauce.

And nobody says he wants cheese? That ain't pizza. That's cheese, bro. You're going to take everything off. I'm just going to eat the sauce. No, you're not. You're going to eat them got-tham topping. You're not doing that shit on my watch. You're going to eat it.

You don't eat meat? You're going to eat it today? I don't eat cheese or meat. Oh, well, you can't have nothing that. You vegan? Be small? Why? It's good for you. Give her a whole box. Let her eat all cardboard. Thanks. You need them right now.

The NBA? 85. Five. 85, hi, pipe, hi. Welcome back to the 85 South show. I am and I was and I still am Carlos Miller. Who are you, brother? I am brother Nav Green.

And who are you, sister? He smiled. And who are you my brother? I would be the one and only, Clay Nangling. What's they called you, though? Come on, man. You know, various names, man. Depends on where we're going to go.

We're going to Spanish-speaking countries and Sabado the Deng. Oh, if we in Japan, it's Claytonio Nagashino. Wow. You know what I'm saying? If me in Switzerland, it's Clay Tartukenburg. Man, I thought that was your Iceland name. I mean, you know, in Icelandic, you know, I go by my goddamn Viking name, you know what I'm saying?

What's that? Clayton, the Dick Swanger. I'm glad I'm living, Iceland. Great Dick Swangor of the North. I would never call it. Well, I mean, hey, hey. You have to get him a nickname, C.D. You're a Viking, you got to call the Vikings.

Talk to that nigga like the Migos. Hold on. I'm gonna get right with you be Simone what are you repping today repping yeah like your hood shout your hood out you don't never shout your hood out on this show Dallas Texas for real like that's your exact location no my location is Atlanta but I'm born and raised in Dallas Texas shout out to Dallas man 2 1 466 9 film 2 shout out to rootish chicken out there you from Dallas but you D-town buggy mm-hmm okay that's dope as hell man hey my niggins my niggins my niggins my niggins my niggie Nav Green brought up some shit that we've been laughing at all day trying to avoid.

Man, we've been just laughing trying to avoid this shit. Who? My nigga Carmelo, Anthony, is going through some real shit from what I heard, man. The Internet's just talking now. You heard what they said, what they say, bro. But, nah, this is what made me say you got to speak to him because his cousin watched the show. I figured that that's what the angle you was coming from. So, you know, you know, there's a lot of people who watch the show.

What's his cousin name, Yarmello? We can't talk. We can't bring up names and shit like that. Lamello. Lamello? Lamello Ball? Mello Yellow? No, she know?

Lamello, Anthony. I think they dad that do watch Dave. Oh, he did? Yeah, LaVar Ball. Oh, yeah. Wait, where you think he got that shit talking from? I know for a fact. He watched this shit.

He stole our character. Yeah, you saw how that he mixed them all into one. Saw how that nigger walked out on the first take. Oh, he walked out like Vince McMahon. Yeah. On WWU. He called the nigger baby Bird when he came out. But listen, man, they got these motherfuckers saying that Carmelo, Anthony.

What? She got to go before you guys start the conversation what you want to speak so I want to excuse myself All right tell us what you don't tell us what you think first No, you got to leave we want a woman we don't give a fuck what she all right tell me all right let's do it No she got to go go get that check Do tell them this one's point of view then with your bastard shit. Okay, let's do it yeah give it to them What's gonna be on what the carmello carmello not him.

Wow. He did not say that. Okay. Ball Alert ain't lying. I mean, I thought they had an open, I thought they had an open. Who else? Who else ain't lying, man? Ball alert, tell the truth.

Don't look. I thought they had an open relationship. I don't know. They might have misquoted Carmelo Anthony because everybody knows black men are the most faithful men out here. Thank you. That's probably just a big misunderstanding. Carmelo Anthony is a huge star.

He's a huge star, the biggest star in the club. Let's just so happen. He in the club one night. He's the biggest name in there And the bitch Get pregnant the same night Of course they're gonna say It's his baby

Why would you blame the bus driver? Why would you blame the nigger Who baby it really is It makes sense to blame that Carmelo Anthony is a victim Of the situation Why are I'm trying to take up for this man Because that man

You can look at that man And tell that he hurt right now His beard and shit all uneven My nigga ain't had a hair cut in weeks You can look at his eyes And see how puffies They've been drinking Henderson And smoking blunts and shit

That nigga is hurt I don't even think he on the Hennessy He should have never cheated on his way. First of all, that is all just hearsay apparent, you know, allegedly. How we know Lala not cheat. No, exactly. Because we did just see her tithies on power. Now, she did let the nigger who was the driver suck her tetties on the last season of power.

And I think that's what all this is. That's got a lot to do with this. It's hard as hell to let somebody sit there and watch somebody suck on your white titties. And then he probably checked about the shit. That's not your son. He said some. She got the smote. Who the fuck?

you think you're talking to. Then the nigger had to play for the goddamn mix all season. That's stressful as hell. You are, and everybody knows, strip-0-1. She-0-1. Striples are some of the best listeners that you can ever have. You know what I'm saying? And first of all, I know that Carmelo Anthony is not the nigger that they're making

them out to be. She-O-1. The nigger not happy at home? He's not happy at work. Like, what the fuck? Can he go-as-o-strip club? You can tell that he not. He had to go down.

She's not hearing him. She's not hearing him. She's old. One, she got to give them one time to fuck up publicly. You pulled your tities out publicly. And, Lala, if I remember correctly, you older than that boy, all right? He didn't get to get out there and get all the pussy. And you know how hard it is to turn down?

Pussy when it's thrown at you when it's all the pussy. And he out here working his ass off. It's easy for motherfuckers that don't do shit to turn down pussy because it's not being thrown to them on a consistent basis repeatedly. Who can take pussy being thrown in their face? Over and over and over. I'm being sorry for that, man. It's over and over.

But Clayman, it's over and over and over. I'm leaving now. I'm just saying, well, he was supposed to do. What's he supposed to do? These holes just throwing pussy at this, didn't it? He probably said, stop moving. You know how many times he'd have said, no, I'm going on my wife. I love her.

No, leave me alone. Why your chin is out? No, put that pussy up. Bitch, get off my left. Uh-uh, you don't put that on Snapchat. It's tiresome. Man, it's tiresome.

Then you losing game after game. And you're trying your motherfucking best. And Lose. You can't win on the court, so you got to win off the court just to keep going out there on the court. That's crazy. And Clay, you go home, you try to watch TV. You can't watch SportsCenter because they talk about your TV. You turn the power and she got her titty.

Look, you got a 10. Because she supposedly tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios. All right. We'll catch you that. That's what they say. Go get that money. Go get that money, B. Simone.

But look, check this out. Take it easy, babies. Now, that man then gave his life and dedication to the game of basketball, then locked down $150-something million contract, and you out here pulling your tithes out for what? For a cable show. You don't even have to. On cable, cable.

You don't have to do that? Hey, let's not shun. Tiddy's being pulled out on cable. I'm just saying. Because it's been a big. part of cable ever since it came around since them Skinner Max movies, so we need titties on cable. But

if she was real, she would be taken up for him. Y'all leave my husband to fuck alone. No, why? She's the way to put it out there. That's what marriage is about. You're supposed to be running out. She put it out through thick and thin. Through thick and thin, Clay. Carmelo and Anthony, if you want to be around some real niggas and talk about that shit?

Nicar 5,000. Nigel, we all is. That's all I'm saying, my nigga. We know what it is. We know that you. And we're going to go to the strip club because we know what type of hose you fuck with. We know they line on you, man. No. Hashtag they line on Carlisle. I heard she wasn't a stripper either. No, they actually graduated. Oh, I heard she ran a snow cone stand. I didn't know. I don't know.

I don't know that shit up. You got to graduate the snow cone thing. No, don't pull that shit up? Yeah, you got to graduate to run the snow kid. Don't pull that shit up. Because we know they line on their brother, man. That's what they do. They always try to put some boy shit out to make the black man look crazy. But ain't nobody said nothing about JJ Reddick. Damn show, ain't. What do?

Don't even worry about it. You know what he did. See, they ain't going to talk about that shit. You know what he did. I don't know what he is. Is he still in the league? Yeah. It's still fucking holes.

And you know what else fucked up? But his business don't get out. You know what else fucked up? Everybody out here laughing and playing about. You know what else fucked up? Aaron Hernandez is dead, man. That's fucked up. That ain't even nothing to play about.

People out here playing about the shit making all these fucked up jokes. You ain't laugh at that one loser. I ain't laugh at none. I ain't even laugh at that. the one where they said, hang in there. I ain't laughed. That shit wasn't funny to me. Man, I made a mistake and laugh

that the suicide scored. See? You're fucked up, bro. Y'all are terrible. You're undoing what you just said you didn't want to do. We're terrible. We're terrible motherfuckers, man.

You're doing it. Suicide not funny, though, man. It's damn shit not. Aaron and there is. They said he put soap on the floor. What kind of soap? What kind of soap? So he couldn't back out of it.

That's what they said. You got to like the determination, though. Hey, bro. I don't know what the fuck wrong with you, man. Y'all are the ones making puns. I give facts. Hey, this is the 85th Saps show, man. Claim what kind of soap?

This podcast is for niggins who ain't never gave up. I don't know the options you have in jail for soap. Because the soap could have a soap commercial now. We got to move this shit out there. Like, I shit don't let you back out. Horrible. grab this shit That's what I'm saying

I'm gonna move this shit out of the way Oh okay, okay So you wanna keep me with the retarded mic Yeah, give him that one Just slide it over here Yeah, you're in that one No, you come down straight I like my shit, no

Move that shit, move that shit, man I'm gonna stay on this mic Just for the shot, we want it Yeah, get in that pimp Yeah, just for the shot Yeah, yeah Okay, wait, hold on, let me test you bro Check, check, I can't hear it.

Hello? Yo, yo, yo, yo. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. What happened to that, bust around? Okay, take three, scene seven. Are we good? This is Act 7 of the 85 South Show. Like I told you before

I'm the most magnificent nigga that ever do this shit My name is Carlos Miller Y'all don't want to tell him Who y'all are Fuck it did I'll just be me This is Clayton English man

You know me man I'm out here My nigga you just Album dropping May 26 I'm out here You just ran into DJ Yolo He ain't making no albums though So

Albums dropping May 26 I saw him at the news Yeah you're doing He was at the news I promo and DC Shout out to everybody in D.C. Great Comedy City, great comedy town, man. Improv, show, love.

How many do you do? Ah, man, I did, you know, Thursday, New Sunday, and so on, I don't know. It's at about five and six. And, you know, goes to cute or bad. Come on home. That's all I try to do, man. Getting the zone. Come on home.

That's all we want to do. That's what it is, my nigga. Yeah, man. That's what it do. Out here. Roscoe's chicken and waffes. May 26, album dropping. All the same.

What's the name of the album, man? All the same. May 26. Comedy album. Who you got on production? May 26. No, it's just straight comedy. It's me.

It's me. So you're trying to say the shit that you and Fabo did. It's me. It's not on now. No, it's me. All me. What you're talking about. You could probably go about to have the social media up and everything.

You know, you'll be able to pull up the stuff. You can pre-order it on iTunes right now. I'm about to play English. All the same. We're right now. You got iTunes? Yeah, it's a comedy album, man. Old school comedy album.

I just taped it in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Shout out to them people. I did a little club. So we can type of Clayton English and it's going to come up. Clayton English, man. Yes, it should come up. Man, we're doing that shit right now. It should come up.

We're doing that shit right now. Did it come up? It should. Hold on. It should come up. These folks talking about my billing, man. Yeah, you ain't paid a bill, man. Only thing I see is 85-7.

You gotta put the title of the album in there. Not now. Y'all fucking up my views. See this? Take my name off. So people go straight. No, put all the same in. Put the title of the album.

All the same. Look at you. You're about to drop the shit. I'm trying to get the... There you go. See, there it goes. See, cats are no problem. All the same?

All the same, man. Already, plugging. Shameless. Shit, all me by Drake popped up. Yeah, he on there, too. You got that pre-order. That's what I said. It's a pre-order.

I didn't say you to get it yet. I'm going to type in all the same claim English, man. What did you type in? All the same. Spell all the same. Spell all the same correct. Exactly. A-L-T-H-E-S-A-M.

No, this is good. This is marketing research. I see how hard it is for y'all motherfuckers to find it, apparently. Look, see? I don't know what's that guy. Hold on. I got Sprint, though. I got Sprint, too.

Oh, he bought one. That's what I'm talking about. Buy one. I don't know where. All the same. Clayton English, all the same. Okay, Clay English first. Man, you got to tell them about that shit, Clayton.

They're going to stop a lot of sales. Man. Clayton English. all the same. I don't know why y'all, what y'all putting in. No result. My shit said no results, too. I guess it's Sprint. Hey, turn that shit off.

You got it already? You ain't supposed to have it already. You don't want to leak it? See, how much shit get leaked on my own show? He got it, too. That's what I'm talking about. He got it. He got it. He got it. So I see y'all hating. It's all right. I just see y'all some haters. You ain't no Sprint. Motherfuckers got. We got Sprint.

Yeah, you ain't on iTunes. You got an Android. Sprint iTunes ain't got you yet. You got an Android? I got you. I got it. Oh, man. I don't know. They got it. They're up to date. You might got to update your phone. This podcast is for niggas who won't have to buy the shit. But I'm mad if it's out there, though. I'm going to have to stop that shit.

No, you know they get you on the preview. I'm going to go back to stopping bootlegs in advance. I'll break your previews. I'll break your radio if I hear it. Hey, man, you know you can get you a fly-ass 85 South Show head on the website. So go hit the website. That bitch fresh as fuck. Oh. Oh, y'all trying to do Apple Music. See, don't do that to me, man. I ain't set up on the sound stand and set.

I ain't no. Because you don't want to pay for it. That's why you did it. That's what the fuck it was. They went to Apple Music. Well, I paid for Apple Music, so I should be able to get it. No, I'm fucking with you. It was just a misunderstanding.

I'm fucking with you. I don't understand it either. We got you. I was looking for it at the same place. No, I fuck with y'all, man. Come on. We found it. I already got that shit.

Damn, I don't remember my fucking Apple ID. Shit. They're going to hold you to that, too. No. man tell them to text you what the fuck don't do it too many times you're gonna lock yourself out i know yeah don't do it too many times i'm telling you they'll tell you you can't use your phone all right i got it in there don't worry about it hey we back again we're in there we in that bit shout out to my nigga clayton english we're gonna make sure this goddamn album go platinum come on

platinum jo you are fool with them graphics make sure we get that link out so everybody can be pre-order and that shit 85 south show hats all that shit you think Listen to the album in your attire. You think the nigga gonna blow up and forget about it? No, I don't know who y'all are now. Well, I take that. You're really a shadow of your former selves. No, I'm just fucking around.

I knew it. I told me. I would never be that person to do that. I think y'all would do that way before I would do it. Nav is very close to it. I remember when that nigga first got that little money, he was acting all fun and shit. And if Lowe's get any more merchandise, it's over.

That nigga, if he get one more, if he get one more long sleeve thing for 85 South show. No, nigga, I got the cookout aprons coming. Yeah, but that ain't long sleeves. You ain't going to lose it on that. That ain't going to be what push you over. It's one more long sleeve. It's a cookout season. You're going to have a stockout acroids.

Cookout aprons. We're going to have a full-linked aprons with the cell phone pockets. What is going to say, kiss the shell? Hell no. It's going to say it's some shit. Hey, I'm cooking meat or some shit. Cooking 85. Put this meat on your grill.

8th South Show meat department. Put this meat on your grill. That's what it's going to say. 85 South Show meat. We need to plug on them. Put the meat on your grill. You remember when Lowe's was in Hawaii? So he out there standing on the water.

I text him, I said, bro, you're out there, boy. You're looking right out there, boy. What he said? Who this? It just said red. That shit said deliver. This motherfucker hit me with some bubbles for two days. Brubble.

You're about to sit here. All right. Act like I'm flexing. Nick, you know that that Sprint? Sprint, do you like that sometimes? Sometimes Sprint tell me I got text messages and show me that the motherfucker in there and they don't be in there. I'd be like, man, y'all don't play two goddamn much.

Sprint, Sprint ain't shit. And then they always wanted to do a survey. How is I served? Bitch, you know this shit fucked up. You know this shit fucked up. If I had good credit, I'll be with somebody else. The only reason Sprint got customers is because motherfuckers bucked on T-Mobile. Clayton, you still-Mobile wouldn't give you that upgrade when you wanted.

You was like, man, fuck y'all. Sprint or take anybody. Hey, you're still flying American airline? I don't never fly American. You're fucking with it? That's the airline that's been beating everybody's late. You know, I'm the Delta. I'm the Delta.

You didn't blew up. I'm on. You ain't heard shit about spin. I'm on Delta. Delta get tired now. Delta get tired, but they don't never get physical. Like, you'll hear the Delta's like, all right now. I don't think it's going to fit, sir.

Like, they'll do that rude shit, but they don't put their hands on you. You could ask them for as many pretzels as you want. They're going to keep handling them to you. Man, one time I told the bitch is just lead a cart by me. I was on a Delta flight and bought $24 worth of sandwiches. The bitch was like, this nigga, got it over there. Nick, on Southwest, they only didn't ask you what drink. The bitch said Coke or water.

I'm like, God damn, bitch. Ain't no inventory. No juice. No juice. None of that. But, okay, so American snatched that dude off, right? No, that was United. Oh, that was United.

Oh, that was United. Oh, that was United. American destroyer. Okay. Nick, the airline getting dated than a motherfucker, bro. If you at the airport and you really ain't got shit to do,

get you some of that money because, you know, they authorized Delta to give out $10,000 to get people up out of seats. Because that's part of the reason they couldn't get buddy out. They was offering $800. And $800, I'm sorry.

If I just did a whole weekend full of shows and I want to get back home, $800 ain't enough to move me. $10,000, I'm up. Shit. And I'm wiping down the seat. $3,000, depending on how I feel. I will take that next flight.

I don't even need my bags. I'm the fuck out there. But I wonder is the actual money or like flight credits? We got to find out. It's probably about $600 and then it's $9,400 and it's some bullshit. You know how many bitches I'll fly around just to boss up on the hole? Do you know that? Come on, bitch.

Do you know that many bitches that live out of town that you would? No, but shit I was far out of him. You would find him. I found a bitch. He'll take out an ad, Holes in Idaho. Any holes in Idaho? His tweet's going to be shit like, who ain't doing nothing tomorrow?

Man, I'll be no book so many one ways. No. We can't be out here living like that. Why? Because, man, the shit, the world about to blow up in about a little bit. How can we live? You better live it up.

Might as well. That's what I'm talking about. We can't be out here risking it and shit. We got to do all the shit we can do locally, on the ground, in the car. It's time. You mean, don't fly no more? I'm flying.

I got to fly tomorrow. I'm about to fly tomorrow. I ain't never said, don't fly no more. Don't be making up shit Oh my to have Shit, spirit, I think Well, let the spirit be with you I'm the only motherfuckers who ain't got in trouble

Lately They ain't fucking with nobody They ain't even give a fuck And for the price they got me going I was like shit I got to go and fuck with them The spirit flight attenders Already be balked up

They don't need sit you down And shit You know why I like They just sit down You know why I like why I fuck with them Because everybody who work over there Why's wilder now They be like hell no

Are you trying to give me that goddamn picture? Me and my kid been watching all that shit What's your ticket say? Oh, in the end of the bag I'm gonna let shit on that bit Come on, bro, I got you.

The pilot be fucking looking at all because you know that Like the cheap The cheap ticket is on a whole other side Of the airport It's dirty over there The lights beat dead and shit They don't even have no food spot

They don't It's Papa as soon as you get over A vendor machine Yeah the other side Nice than a motherfucker But the other side With the other side was Spirit and American

and all that shit, they treat you like, hey, $2 hoes, man. And that's all you see over there on spirit is holes who've been flying around the country, chasing athletes and shit. Yeah, yeah, a lot of lip piercings and shit. A lot of lip piercings and shit. You find out other airports is not very large also. Atlanta got in it. Yeah, that shit's just ridiculous.

I checked out the shit on Netflix, bro. They're loving that. Remember we were talking about it on the last show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what's up. Hey, shout out to the fans. Man, we got the realest motherfucking. No, I appreciate them, man.

They, nigger said, I just skipped all of them goddamn episodes just to watch. That's what it's talking about. And they then posted memes and gifts and everything, so we appreciate that support, bro. You still fucking with the show? Yeah, I'm back on season three. Yeah, that's what's up, man. Hell, hell, yeah. It'd be good to see a nigga you actually know.

Yeah, because it makes you like that shit is really real. Stop telling people that you fucking know me, man. This nigga. We work together, bro. Like this motherfuck don't know me We ain't never G'd a bitch

We ain't never ran a train We ain't never smoked No angel dust What about the time We ain't never been on an all night flight Like I'm just saying Don't What about the time I was fucking up

And you pulled me to the side And told me I was fucking up Yeah because you was fucking up What I was doing also That shit was effectively You fucking up us Fucking everybody up You got it hot

I fuck with you I fuck with you I'm fucking with you He was like You gotta stop doing that shit He was like, come on, man You got too much to lose I'm like I do

You ain't even know you had shit I ain't know I had shit I thought you had more shit You just flex good Hey man These my niggas Everybody you see Associated with the 85 South show

Has been associated with the 85 South show And it's gonna continue to be that way Make sure you stop by our website So you can order some of this dope-ass shit How much of these stickers? Didn't we have some bigger stickers at one point? Chad fucking up our shit. We had bigger stickers, right?

Yeah. How much of these, though? These little ones? $4? Yeah, man. You know what they're going to say in the comments, right? They're not, you get a few of them, though, man. We'll give you a book for your kids.

We're going to give you a few of them shits, man. You can use them as a stamp. Yeah, man, we'll make sure you get a few of them shits. Bitch, male ain't going to never get that. We'll put together a package special or something. You'll get tinted them. Get ten of them. Them bitches for Zadet or something shit, man.

They're going to go out and see it still sitting in the mail. No, we're going to get the multi-pack, man. When you buy them, we just throw them at you like that. Like, here you go. Fuck out of here. Broke ass. No, man, we're going to make sure we look out. Yeah, put them on your iPads and all that shit.

Hey, man, be on the lookout because we're going to drop the discount code for all the merch real soon because you know we got some shit coming out. A discount code. Yeah. Stop slashing prices, man. No, man, we got to do that because they ask for that shit. bad brick and mortar is doing bad we're on the digital side we're the new

Amazon so don't even give them but we don't sell a lot of shit we sell our shit just ask us we might get it for you at a good price how much you willing to spend and what you're looking for hit us up make it 5s out what you want how about this what you want you saw some shit we wore why don't you give it to you because we can't

pay us some money and we'll just sing you some shit how about that whatever you send us we'll just sing you you make your own packages right We sent it out, what was them boxes? The little bundle box or whatever. It's a care package. No, you know what I'm talking about.

Buddy was talking about. The stash box? Yeah. Yeah. Chad, just make us... Andrew, yeah. Just make an 85 South show, PayPal, and just let them send money, and we'll just send them shit. We got...

Yeah. That's how we'll do it for the broke-ass people. If you send us, like, $17, you get, like, an ass-tray in, like, three stickers or something shit. Some retarded shit. You send us a retarded. We'll be retarded with y'all. Also, hey, y'all need 85 South Show like journal We got

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We have the disc. The discount prices where you could just book us to come to your barbecue or family reunion and just eat and chill and blow blunts with y'all plate uno and shit. Yeah, so email us on that too. You still with it? Yeah, that was actually, you said that we should do that shit this time. Clayton might not come. He didn't blew up.

I do it, though. Send me something. It depends. Who making the potato salad, really? I need to know off top. The nigga on the grill ain't wearing a sandwich. And what's your auntie looked like. That's what I need to know also.

Cut an egg up in that ballparka. Shout out the niggas who won't eat that shit. You don't eat potatoes out? Hell no. I don't trust you, love. Don't. Don't. I'm an untrustworthy niggas.

Don't trust me. But you eat cold sloth? Don't trust them, dog. Who the fuck's head that? Do you? I mean, it depends. So you mean to tell me, you don't eat no sides of the barbecue. I'm not just, I'm not, no niggas just eating cold sloths, man.

With the fish, though. I'm just, I'm just saying that you just, that's with some. The niggas trying to figure out what the hell is you doing at the barbecue. Nobody's trying to eat it by itself. No, man, you're niggins get mad with their cold sloth shit, no, that's a side. No, hey, yeah. If you just eating cold slaw,

you'd have fucked up somewhere in life. Shout out the niggas who always throw the hush puppies away. Yeah. Shout out to the niggas who don't get the hush puppies. The problem with hush puppies is you don't get them cooked right. fried the little corn meal, when the dog would catch them, they'd throw that little shit to him, and that's why the fuck is called hush puppy.

Shut your stupid ass up. And eat this shit. That's what it's for. Even if it's not, nigga, I'm taking that shit. I'm gonna believe it, now. Let the nigger tell me that's not what it's for. Nika, English saying that shit.

It's just fried dough. And the nigger went to fam you, so he knows what the fuck. That nigger know what he's talking about, nigger. Hush puppy. What else? What else? What else?

You don't need no more, man, facts. Y'all don't need no more facts. Y'all know Ethiopian? Go ahead. Okay. You did. You 2007 in Ethiopia right now. No.

Ethiopia up there. Ethiopia got some bad bras. And they was the only African country never to fall under colonialism or whatever. To never get colonized. Colonialism. I don't know. I learn stuff as I go. Speak on that colonialismism there.

It's all about a mindset. There you go. Politic with them. Talk to him, bro. Because some people, the fear starts within. Say that again. So when the colonialism get on you, it's upon you. It's on you now.

You got to shake that shit. What can you do? What can you do? See, it's something you got to know. I can't tell you because the colonialism might be different when it get on you. The colonialism, it varies. It changes from person. Whatever the host is.

it attacks it has different side effects and it might attack you differently than it attacked me but I know when it got on me I knew what to do what you did see I don't want to tell you and then you try to do what I did

and then you fuck you up and then you fall deep into the shit then you blame me shout out to my niggas who just hear a word and use that bitch and fuck they want you no nigga

once you add the motherfucker colloquialism to it the whole damn thing start bubbling up hey but can I say that we everybody at this show, even if we don't know

what the fuck we talk about, we better at bullshit than the goddamn president of the United States currently. Even when we don't know what we're talking about, we know exactly what the fuck we're talking about. We'll get on the horseback, was riding in the wrong direction and wind up where the fuck we're supposed to be.

Like Christopher Columbus. He still ain't getting to where he was going. I got to stop smoking this shit because y'all making more sense to me than y'all ever than me. And I know y'all wrong. I'm just a grin like a motherfucker. This nigga just said, if you jump on a horse backwards, end up where the fuck you're supposed to be.

First of all, nigga, that sounds like it hurt. It sounded like the horse. Nigger, the horse. I didn't say, I say rode the horse. First of all. You ain't got to get on the horse how you get on it. If you jump on the horse, that's you. I'm not jumping on no goddamn horse.

First of all, I need to know this horse. It's a part of the show where we're just going to get you bullshit-ass advice and let you take it how you take it. For you, Lowe, they said Connie didn't broke up with Tiger for Travis Scott. Hey, man. Shout out the goddamn Callie there. Hey, man.

She should have gay Tiger Sucker and some Pepsi right after she broke up. Hey. They passing these dots around like the triangle offense, boy. We're not going to do that in 2017 on 85th. We're not going to tell our brothers down.

Tiger is hurting right now. Tiger had a light ride on Kylie. He had a lot. A lot riding on her, man. That nigga put his... No, no, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it for a second. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Let's talk about it. Wait a minute. We give it, we... Are we caping for the... I don't know. We're not caping for nobody, bro. I don't know. Does it seem like it's simping?

Was it simping involved? Because if it was simple involved, I have to... This is where we're going to start, though. Y'all going to act like... Y'all going to act like Tiger didn't raise Kylie for these last three, four years. That's what you do? You turn your back on people? That nigger made sure that she got to adulthood safe and sound.

So safe and sound that he made it when she was too goddamn young and waited. It was like, you know what? Act like we friends till you get grown. I'm not saying what she was right. But now he got to come to a realization that he was in the wrong. And this is just karma. Do you think he was really keeping her safe? Do you think he was just cock-blocking while she was getting of age?

Nope. I don't think he cock-blocked nothing. I think he was capitalizing on them new lips. I think he was simping. That's what I said. Then I got a withdrawal. I can't co-sign no simpich. Okay.

The Simpsons got over 5,000 episodes. That's right. It's way too many characters. We don't need no more Sims. He fucked up. That nigga Bart still in school, man. Come on, man. Nigger Maggie ain't saying shit yet.

Come on, man. Maggie still got the same clothes. But that would have been somebody black. Oh, the CBS, CTS, who was they called? CTS? Soon as everybody hates Chris, soon as the nigga grew a mustache, they cut the show off. Nigger.

Everybody, hey. I was mad. It just went off me and so. I was mad as fuck. They had the little dude from everybody hates Chris kissing the boy in that one movie. Whoa. Dope. No, it wasn't dope.

Dear white people. Dear white people. I was a little disappointed, man. You know that? No. The movie was asked it to be. Yeah, that's what they did, man. Not even for that point, but it wasn't even a...

Yeah, man. That movie was... The one who played Chris? That movie was a dirty trick that they played on us. They made us think we was going to see some revolutionary shit. We thought it was going to be a little bit like the new school days. It's been enough time. I'm going to tell you all the fucked up parts.

They was all on this Black Lives Matter shit. Then they got the little boy from everybody hates Chris kissing another boy in the mouth. Then the black power. revolutionary girl, then fell in love with the white man at the end. Same shit. Everybody hates Chris. He kissed a black guy or a white guy.

I don't even remember, man. I looked though. What you wanted to roll? I'm just saying. They could have gained that role to leave. That's what you're thinking now? No, I'm saying shit. No, don't play them like that.

Come on, Clay. But I'm saying the shit, dear white people. And then if he kissed somebody white, it's like, God. Yeah, no, that was his weapon. That's how he got to do, like, up off of him. Right? Yeah. Wasn't it?

Because he was getting into a fight. I'd rather the nigga die. Like everybody else blacked him in the movies, man. See, Ricky ran out like a gangster. Straight up. Because they were trying to make him do some silly shit. Yeah, Ricky should have ran. To get on the team.

A zigzagged. Ricky said, well, y'all got me fucked up. Ricky should have hit some jug moves, man. Ricky was out there running like, Nicky, how are you going to go pro? You ain't got no goddamn agility? They tried to mic-exam. You mean, you can't change direction?

Man. Ricky said, hell, no, I'm straight. I got an old lady. I got a kid. I ain't going out like that. I just wanted, I just wouldn't even want a nigga to change direction. If he would have just waited two more minutes. If he would have just been a look,

like if he would have just stood in the yard about 10 more seconds. Ain't nobody say shit by Ricky dropped the shit that he was supposed to bring home. What if he would have made it to the crib without the shit? They would have still been mad. They wouldn't even believe he was getting shot at. Man. It's fucked up.

Dope went to jail for 15 years. What the fuck him and little Chris Steele? That nigga must. That nigga went to jail. He stole somebody life in that motherfucker. That nigga went to jail for his whole guy. That damn childhood. It was his attitude.

It was disciplinary. Yeah, you remember that nigga was always mad. They don't never tell you how little Chris got in that wheelchair. Man. Had something to do with prison. Some shit happened in prison. Nika threw him over the rail in the right. Not the rail, the tear.

Yeah, what I'm saying? Damn. Nick got his back broke by some bloods. Hey, dough, let me out. Like... Damn. He went even close to the house when he asked... We had all them good black movies and they didn't make no sequels to them shit.

It ain't no minutes to us. society, too. How it's going to be a two? Who's going to be in it? I wanted to see juice, too. Somebody could have been in that bitch. Odal? No, Odal died, didn't he?

No, he's the only one that made it. Man, you don't know who died, really? Really? You don't, nag? They could have brought Kane back. Sike, told you, niggas. I'm 50-sending this shit. Like, anything could have happened.

White people die in the movies and come back. Don't nobody even say shit. You don't watch Game of Thrones? Yeah. Anything is possible. I want to do the, I still want to do the Black Game of Thrones. I think somebody stole the idea already. I saw something tweet about it or something shit.

Yeah, but they just tweet, man. It was better. We got it. Fuck it. What should you do it, then? They don't want to see nothing in jail. Y'all watch that shit? Uh-uh.

I don't want to see nothing in jail. I'm a black man. I turn everything with the police on now. It's up 60 days in. You watch that? Atlanta. No, I don't watch that. Them niggas crazy on that bitch.

Yeah, that motherfuckers go ham. Shout out to all them niggas. Game of Thrones, the Black version. Clayton. Shall we mingle with the peasants? I shall not spend any time addressing peasants, for as you can see, we have a new task at hand. I know the task is to get some winches in the castle.

Might we send young nav... Young nav of the green? Young nav of the green, the fairest pimp of the land. Fetch us some haws! Fetch us some of your finest whores. I thou's not go by myself. We shall give you enough shillings in gold to attract the horse. I'll send you with my finest squire.

Let the horse know that there will be elegance. There will be meat and bread. In the famous words, that way. That way. For it is that time of year, it is the festival. Cheniqua! It is chew zodium. Prepare the weed for the horse.

It is time for all hores to choose. Is that season where I pull a bad bitch. Are the whores here? Are the hores here? Don't these hores ass match thou attitude? No. Because if she is lacking in the back, perhaps. My lord.

My lord. These hos are rather ratchet. Haven't you any better horse? Thy lord? These are the only holes I can find with the shillings you present. Disgusting. You disgust me, you peasant. You are not a pimp. You're a rest haven for horse. You're a carthie.

He is not a pimp. He's a fairy. He is obviously a fanny. You have that fake Geneva watch. Take that monkey shit off. You're embarrassing us. He drove here with a Ferrari kit. May I be excuse, Lord? Yes, you may. You disgust me with your fake...

You bring shame upon the house of sweet James Jones. These... We ask for whores and you bring us these bed wenches. These peasants, these communists! What do we look like? Fucking sims! My cop runneth over, ath do my patience. I should put you on the list of player haters. You fucking play a hater.

You're a bitch-made ass. I know a backpage whore when I see one. This one is for Little Brunem. No, no. Never forget about Little Brun them. Never. You not bring up Little Brow and think that we have forgotten about the plight that Little Brow and them have endured. You look me in my eyes, you serpent.

You little beady-eyed fucker. I have this one, my love. Lord, you have until sundown to get out of the kingdom and take these horse with you. And if I had my way with you, why cut your fucking head off right? And you're lucky he doesn't cut your fucking bows off. Would you like to be a eunuch? You know what they do to eunuchs? You know what they do to eunuchs.

Please spare me, my lord. Get out of here. Run along now. Run along now. and tell Little Finger and Strongbow and everyone else that you see that we're not fucking around. There is none greater than us. You shall be punished for this.

Lord, should I fuck the whole shit? You shall do whatever you want with those disgusting wenches. I hope that your penis is burned off like the fire of a dragon when you insert into a snatch. Tonight you shall sleep in a den of a lion. And if you shall return in the morning with the holes that we requested, we may possibly spare your life. Oh, thank you, Lord. Still probably care of you.

Now get out of my sight. This is the last time we deal with common people doing common things. Fuck that shit, man. This is the 85 South Shore. You never know what you might get exposed to. You just got a whole legendary sci-fi epic. Yeah, man. For nothing.

You never know what you might get exposed to. We do the podcast so we can get some holes to. Sometimes people come through, but they always got to bring holes through. Kick it off. I like that shit. Like a football game. Because every time I do the shit, it ain't never the same. I don't even need to beat.

Sometimes I just say a bunch of words. Make that shit sound fly. I like that shit. Speaking of fly, shout out to my nigga D.C. People going to see this and be like, what the fuck is D.C., but you need to know that he on tour with C.B. Chris Breezy. Shout out to my nigga flat.

We're gonna keep that shit fly. Yeah, nigga, we're gonna post that shit. You know we're showing that by love over here. It's the 85 South Show, my nigga. I like that shit. This the podcast for niggas who don't know with the podcast. It was and it still lives.

This is for everybody who been fucking with us a long way since it wasn't no long way. We didn't came a long way. It still got a long way to go. I like that shit. We might take this shit and make this a TV show, but we don't know we've been talking to some folks. I like that.

We don't know what they want to do, But shit, they fucking with you, they fucking with you, and they're fucking with me, so we're gonna see. I like that shit, low. I'm glad that you like it, because if you ain't like it, shit, I'll start over. I like that shit. Man, this just some shit that I had on my mind. And since I got time, I'm gonna tell you how I feel. Keep that shit real.

I like that shit. This for all the niggas who ain't here no more. Who can't smoke, who can't even drink bill no more? Shit, can't even get no line up. I'm talking about getting tape on your ear no more. Damn. I like that shit. This for my niggas who got killed and wasn't even doing nothing.

This for the hoes who said That they got blamed for fucking And they weren't even chewing there This for all the time A nigga got lied on All the time a nigga had to go through your phone And all my niggas got spied on I like that shit, lost

This for the police officers Who'd be pulling us over knowing we ain't doing shit They just smell weed And they're trying to fuck with some That's too real Let that marinate I like that shit, lose This is the 85 South show

We keep it so real That the shit real Than a motherfucker Because we're real motherfucker Amen. And we do this for real, motherfuckers. I like that shit.

Shout out to the DMX. He's back on the Rough Riders to where everybody said he's looking bad, but nigger. We're just glad he's still here. I like that shit. Get it together. Shout out to everybody at Bad Boy Records. We don't even know nobody at Bad Boy Records, but God damn it, shout out the Bad Boy Records. Dylon, Dylon.

He ain't never been signed the Bad Boy Records. They don't even have Bad Boy Records no more. Well, shout out to Sir Rock now. Bring in the drum. This is like an 85 South-so, nigger, where you be in weekly wrap-up report, we're about to tell you about the shit. They line on my nigga Carmelo, Anthony, they know he ain't do it. Get a stripper pregnant, nigger, please.

Come on. All lies. All lies. All lies. Black men don't cheat. Most faithful niggas out here. Say that. Everybody knows that.

They just don't want it to go viral. Put it in your spine And make it go spiral Ooh That went over the head That went over the head I said they ain't wanted to go viral Put it in your spine

Make it spiral Okay I said they don't want it to go viral Put it in your spine Make it spiral Talk to them The doors of the church is wide open But shit won't nobody come in

You know why Because shit They're charging to get in And everybody's seeing So how much that's gonna cost Really get in If I'm sending every other weekend Shit, I might as well say that money to send with

Shit If Sunday's so important Why the weekend I always end with How the fuck Could Friday Be so far from Monday And Monday be so close to Friday You gotta wait all week

For Monday to Friday But shit, as soon as Friday come Monday right behind it Right back in your motherfucking face They set it up that way Niggas don't want to know Shout out to my niggas on the drums For everybody who don't never get none

Just for niggas Who be stealing change About your ass trait They gonna get it together My nigga one day We're just some niggas Trying to do better We're just trying to do better

We're just some niggas and we're trying to do better I said we're trying to do better Lord knows Do you remember All the shit we did It's niggas I hear we sell in the ground

We're trying to stack up some figures Because we was niggas And we ain't know no better But luckily we found each other We came together And put this shit All on the table And now we're talking to people

Trying to put this on cable Lord no We fucking with What they fucking with We're on some other shit We're just some niggas we're trying to do it better. Okay.

Than we ever did it before. Trying to stop calling these bitches, bitches and hoes at the same time. They be acting like some bitches and hos. Make you say that. But do it till your face. We don't play that. Respect on get shown.

Respect on get taken. Shout out to them ladies who be dancing naked. Striples with the titty's done. The ones who need their tits done. The ones who ain't never going to get their tits done. I just had to rap about Teddy, son. Oh, shit, we grindin. Walk up in that bitch, my pistol, you that I be finding.

Where the holes at? They ain't even here no more. It's 85, 55, 5, 5, the 85 show. We got the cool merch on deck. You know that we ain't hurt you yet. We got them on birth control. Play in English, talk that shit if you on earth control. Hey, more better blues, more better shoes, more better cars.

The bitches get the Pikachu. Hey. Yeah. Picking like they peek atoo. Put my dick up in them. And what they peeking through. Oh, leave the panties on. Still going to long stroke.

What? Got your bitch in the car, got the foul on. No you don't. Put that bitch out, left her on the damn side. What? Damn, he took it out 85 damn ride. Clayton, you really need to start to be nicer. She's a good girl.

Why don't you wipe her? Sike. I think she really cares about you. No. I think she really cares about it. You. It's this one girl who's always in the comments. It always makes me sick.

I really, really want to vomit. I think her name is Whitney Denise. Shout out to Denise. Yay. Because she's young enough to be my niece. She's like, Clayton, he's so cooler than y'all. And she really digs you because you're tall. And she's like, I know that he won't see me, but now he knows about Whitney Denise.

Let's move on. Go to another subject. Shout out to the host who don't have no budget. This one chick hit me said she's really rich. I said, what you do? She said all kinds of shit. Hold on. Let me stop telling you my business.

I know this other chick who is a Jehovah's Witness, but my dick, she said she want to see. Just because I was like up on some TV, and she was like, yeah, Lose, you're so cool. You think I send dick pictures? You think I'm a fool so I can wind up, chilling on the blogging shit, because I know that I'm slanging a long logging chick.

You don't believe me. Ask one of them hoes that fuck. They're like, yeah, he little, but his dick ain't, bro. I swear to God. When it gets hard, that shit is crazy. It's big enough to be your old lady. It looks like I'm about to deliver my own baby. And you want to see that shit, you look good maybe.

Don't you text me, you can old school page me. And if you want to fuck with me, shit, holl at me, lady. Hey, all these bitches freaky. South Carolina bitches know they speak of geese. Yes, sir. Bidges called the phone saying that they really need. Told that bitch, John Cena, no, you can't see me. And I'm dropping a whole new CD.

Ain't rapping on that bitch. It's just me on the CD. Talking shit and telling jokes. No echo and brunch a bunch of different folks. I said, hold on, all my hot Cheeto-ass niggas from the hood. Stacking Cheetos on these niggas. Came through on some 85 South shit, hollered at your girl for a few minutes and got the mouth quoth.

My name is Loss. Man, I got so much swag. I don't care how much it costs. I throw this shit right in the bag. I will work this shit out when we get to the register. I wouldn't fuck your girl because she looked just like the predator. I don't even know what make niggas want to have sex with her. I was in line behind her one time.

I ain't want to be next to her. Damn. Lose be coming up with some shit. I wouldn't even hit your bitch if she needed to be here with a truck. Because I don't give a fuck. Let me fix my core because my shit started fucking. Now I'm back. Now Clayton, I know you're trying to get some, so I'm gonna let you get this motherfucking rap because I ain't done. Man, me Navin Lowe's get hosed by the couple, Russell Westbrook pulling all triple double.

Got your bitch on my dick and she really suck. Yes, she was. Got your bitch still on the team, she really ducking. Every time you see you sitting low up in the seat. Every time she see me, she'd be grabbing for my meat. She don't want to eat. She just won't that treat, though. Yes, sir.

Dick the down at Dairy Quartz. And did a deep thaw. Now, if she like you, she ain't fucking with me. I call you Young Step Curry because you hitting a three. See, that might be too smart for these niggas. But that's okay. I'm lost more hard than these niggas. See, I came out on a whole nother tip.

If you didn't catch the other line, shit, I got that one from tip. See, Mississippi nigger, cool as I want to be. You want to see your future? This is what you gonna be if you let this shit ride. shit ride and roll a lot of Bluss and keep a bitch on the side Man, come on man Man, we ain't even, nigga, that was just the

intro. We'll just the intro, nigga. Man, they begin too much. They begin so much. I don't, man, I don't even know how much we should give them. They owe us. How much should we give them? We just going to take it with you. See us and you know you got to come up off it.

Come up off it in the form of merchandise. Right. I ain't even get to the other part where I told the nigga his bitch looked like Kodak Black. I want to hear that one. Man, come on, man Hey, man It's crunch time Can you give him a few more punchline?

Give me one, man Give me one, Chad Just give me something stupid Hold on, let me see something It's crunch time What is it? Is it crush time or is it lunch time? It must be

It must be Let's see What are we going with it? Uh-huh Yeah Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She said Hold on,

take that off. I don't need the T-Pain on this I don't even need the T-Pain because I'm going to bring it. This shit going to be so dope. I'm going to make the people sing it. Hold up. Because Lose-Bes-Witted it. Los-Losa beats with it. I said, hello, let me tell these holes my name

because I'm going to spit another rapper and I ain't going to do it the same. Hold on, Chad. That's your bad. Bring the beat back, bro. So I can tell you how I fucking beat the meat up. bro my name is carlos miller yes indeed i am a killer it's the 85 south show shout out the jack thriller for no apparent reason that's my dog and that's my guy he probably see this even though he has one eye see that shit so fly and the people wonder why how you do it did you eat your

breakfast who the fuck is this guy i'm gonna tell you who i am like to eat green eggs and ham shout out to the old bitches with big titties like that one miss pam gloria delore In one named Linda. I like them when they have big asses and be slender. I had one that was tender. I think her name was Brenda. But I ain't seen this whole in three years like a December. It was cold like November.

See, I like October because you don't really need a coat. Just something to go over your arms. A lucky charm. If you got one, just keep it. Because 85 South shows so much game, just peep it. See, I'm so good. Like breakfast's up in the morning. And Captain Crunching with the butter

And toast we up on it Like the breakfast white people Eat in the commercials When the last time you had a glass of milk And OJ like the commercial Nobody does that That shit is whack Where's the fruit, bro?

I'm the type of dude standing in your yard Shooting Hoops, bro. Just a real Negro. Do the shit why you ain't even at home If you leave your fucking phone And I'm gonna throw on through your phone Hopefully you got some news Talking to chicks and not the dudes

I just like to see people shit. That's fucking rude. I'm sorry. I didn't realize it, Tarynx. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right. It's not a, it don't mean.

My bad. That's your kid. It's like you never had a bitch leave a phone that locked around. You went through. Those bitch got some good. They do it, does. Tittis.

I knew my girl had something going on one time. She dove across the couch to get her phone. For real? Yeah, if your bitch ever do like she in the Matrix to get to her phone before you get to? What if her pass code, like 11 numbers? Nah, she ain't got no 11 number. Shit, the long pass code?

Oh, well, you got to draw the line? No, it's just a whole bunch of, it's like the long bunch. About eight numbers. Eight numbers. Nah, that's too many numbers. What if you watch is someone? Because then you got to think about if it's eight numbers, whose phone numbers is that?

That's somebody's phone number plus one. Hey, bro, this would be a good topic for us to talk about. How you know when your girl cheating in the half green? Man. All these bitches are cheating. But how you, what's some of the signs niggies can watch out for? When she started accusing you a shit, just on some regular shit that you've been doing. Oh.

She cheated. When she's okay with whatever you do. Oh. That's fine. That's fine. No, when she doing that, she doesn't move down, Clay. She ain't seen no longer. She's already, she ready to let the other nigger whoop your ass at that point.

She ready to move him to the fuck in. When she sleep all the time, when she's sleeping, She's cheating, my nigga Because yo has to make her drowsy She's been wasting out her energy Up fucking round Losey, you have been watching something on your phone with your girl

And you just praying Those shit pop up on it? Nigel heart beating so hard Because then it's really You start like, man, this shit funny But I watch it's really your fault It's really your fault You would call any goddamn body

Man, if she was the fuck now talking about Hold up, boy, yeah Yeah Your grandma still sleep Your girl can see any name in your phone it can be the most

masculine manly name whatever clearly it's your home boy who is that but she'll turn it into a girl so is that Carlos or carols what the fuck are you talking about no no there's not no nigger that's how I got caught my homeboy is that

nav or is that you got Navi yeah because look you erase the whole messages but you talk to your home boys about the holes you don't get oh nigger you were flexing Man, you know you get the script. I was like, bro.

You were flexing, bro. You were flexing. Oh, my God. You got to stop. Hey, man, you got to stop texting this shit. And she showed me. You got to stop texting my name. Flex Avery over there.

You know how you look. You know what you're looking at, but you try to see something else. Hey, man, don't text nothing. Don't do it. I love my lesson. I know how to text now. I'm responding back. Stupid.

Flex, mex. I tell a nigga, I'll tell you about it when I pull up. You flexic. He flexic. And you got to deflect everything. Ha, L-O-L, what you doing? Stupid ass. I'll be over there to get them chairs.

What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck is you talking about? Playing stupid, my nigga. We're out here, though. My name is Carlos Miller. And this has been a spectacular experience, journeying through 85 South Show. Listen there, buddy.

It's been a minute since we came back on. the air buddy boy we're back out here 92 a.m. Rebel Radio let me get me a goddamn red boy because listen here I got plenty to say buddy they let go of Bill O'Reilly which is just a goddamn discrimination case waiting to happen how you doing over there Clyde you pretty good I don't even want to say shit man I'm so pissed off about I'm I'm pissed I'm more pissed off and pissed on right now. Listen here, buddy.

Lewis, what do you think, Lewis? First of all, Bill O'Reilly's a patriot. He's always been a patriot. Anything that he did was a name of patriotism. If he put his penis in a... Bill O'Reilly is a red-blooded American. Okay, let's... He's blue, red, and white.

Let's start right there. He bleeds the flag. They said Bill O'Reilly has paid over $15 million. and sexual harassment suits which is spaghetti. That is just SpaghettiOs. That is just every time you get up there. Oh, SpaghettiOs.

You get up there. Pagetty with meatballs. You get covered with cheese. You get successful. And these whores want to start, every time you speak to them, they want sexually harassment. The phone lines have been shut down

because of some comments. that my brother made Randy said he went off on a tangent said a few of the wrong things we had to shut down our phone lines take all the comments off our Instagram

luckily our backup Facebook page was still up there nobody reported it thank you God we're still trying to get the Twitter back up to shut us down on social media.

Hell, we're doing the best we can over there. And we've been reaching out to Trump asking him for help. And I know he's got damn business. When I see Donald Trump, there's a hundred days. I mean, shit, man. It's been a hundred days, man.

I'm punching him right this shit. I voted for you, man. I'm punching the driving. A hundred days, man. You can get back to us. God damn, he ain't, he has been out there on the golf course and nobody has laid down one goddamn brick towards the wall.

Nobody's, done nothing, but you down there at Margulago, chip, chip, chipping away. You're on the green, swinging your club with your little friends, and you're down there with the little Chinaman. You was down there with a little Chinaman, just chatting it up. I bought me a damn, Make America Great Again and T-shirt. Look at the damn tag, the damn tax said made in China. I be damn, son of a bitch.

I'll be damn. The motherfucker. You know what the fuckers doing? He's down there in Florida, and he says he's going to build a wall, but he's not doing nothing but hanging around. He's not doing nothing, but being with the Latinas, exactly. That's all he's doing down there, sun and fun. That's why he won't put the damn wall up, because he keeps sneaking his wives over that motherfucker. Hello!

It's time to wake up, man. Hey, hey, go ahead, take a shit in their coffee. because they got to wake up and smell it, man. And now they've fired this sweet white angel, Tommy Lauren. They've, listen here, man. They can't treat white women like that. Listen, Tommy, if you want to come down here to the Rebel Radio, we'll let you do whatever you feel it is necessary in your heart.

You can get the 6 o'clock in the morning slot from 6 to 8 a.m. We already talked to a program manager. you're more than welcome to it and you can sit your sweet ass in my seat you can sit your sweet ass on my face 92 a.m. Rebel Radio this episode is brought to you by Taco Bell even though they don't want to put the wall up

fuck it some damn good taco best damn Mexican food I ever had right over there at Taco Bell when I saw Kid Rock at that White House that let me know anything's possible, hell. It was music to my goddamn

When you can, when you know what I said when I saw? What did you say? I said ball with the ball to bang the bang. Biggie, biggie, biggie. God damn it, I don't know the rest of that shit, but that boy goes hard. He goes hard as hell. Damn it, he got a rebel flag tatted on his chest.

I hope Biggie Smallers get that girl. One more chance. God damn Barack had all those blacks in that motherfucker. Baroque old. Motherfuckers sitting in there in the length of I told you what he was. Listen here.

Millie Rock on every block. Get your ass out of the White House. As Barack Obama got out of that damn White House, he jumped on that airplane and went straight to damn Kenya. Told you. Told you. I knew he's going to. I heard the music playing. I heard going going back to Cali.

I said this motherfucker here, you're going to smoke some reason. Fucking dope, man. We were recently. Where the fuck is Joe Biden? Nobody knows. Call us up in two. weeks, we going to have some NASCAR tickets to give away. We gave away all the Conway West tickets.

We don't got no more of them left. Wait a minute, boy. We got NASCAR tickets or we got ASCAR? We got NASCAR tickets. Because ASCAR is something totally different. It's where strippers drive really fast car. Lewis. As naked.

Lewis. Ascar. No, it's NASCAR. It's the greatest shit in the world. Tom Brady. Tom Brady don't have to go to the White House. Tom Brady is America. Tom Brady is the symbolism of what America is

Tom Brady has a little White House inside of his house Hell I heard he don't never have to go to the White House I heard there was about 33 of them players didn't go up there That's disrespectful to the president And we salute that over here That's right Fuck him You got shit to do man

Why does why the president want to hang out with the NFL players Buddy You can't throw a football little bitty-hand bitch Why is grunkowski on the do? WWE, buddy. Something's not adding up. It's a conspiracy. Wait a minute.

Gronk on WWA? Gronk was on WWU. Well, shit, I ain't watched WWE since Carl Malone. Well, hell, I'd rather... Went against Dennis Rock. Hell, I miss you before I miss WWE, buddy. Shit, me. Hell, do you think I'm going to miss WDWE?

You got life completely fucked up. A jeepa jump out my ass and run to both over before that happened, buddy. Keep your ass clas. Jerry Lawler on my fucking wall. If you. You think you're going to come on this show today. Did you think you're going to come on here today? And disrespect Jerry Lawler,

you might as well put your goddamn hands up and square off, motherfucker. Well, if you're going to talk about shit, I knock your goddamn block off. I don't want to hear shit unless you're going to talk about nature. If you're not going to talk about the goddamn nature boy, Rick Flair. Who! Hell, you know, you're not a damn Rick Flair fan, boy. You know you like Hacksaw Jim Dug and shit.

You look like you like Hacksaw Jim Dug. You know I was a big fan. Don't you look like Hacks. Oh, Jim Doug, and he's like the big boss man. Big boss man for Cobb County. The big boss man. Cobb County police officer. Got a head.

Arrested moan niggers. Got a head like Razor Ramon. Looking ass. Face ass. Oh, hell. Diamond Dallas Page was a tough son bitch, too. Not tougher than that Stonecoast. No, I'll tell you who well they couldn't fuck with.

It got damn sting before he lost his mind. hanging up here in the rappers like a bird. Yep. Damn right. Shout out the junkyard dog. Hey man, this is a motherfucking 85-south show. We can do this shit all day. We do this shit in our sleep.

We do this shit while you sleep. We do this shit while your girl's sleep. I'm the type of... Nigger, let me say this before I go, because this shit got to be said. Don't say it. I got to say it. Bro.

If your girl don't sleep in a fake Gucci scarf, that prostit probably ain't even hitting on shit. That little poster probably ain't even good. This whole little episode is dedicated to all the little bitty bitches and all the little bitty horses. That's right, God damn it. And the full-sized ones. Shout out the black youngster.

Shout out the black youngster. Shout out. We're going to post the link to that new song he got with a little yada. You heard that shit. It's called hip-hop. Hip-hip-hip-hop. You'll be some of my dick and my flip-floppers. Yeah, that's right, goddamn.

Make sure you stay tuned today, 15, South, but we got some big shit coming up. This is your girl's favorite podcast. I know because I ask. Anything you want to say? Oh, man. In closing. What you got coming up? May 26.

Yeah. All the same. Clayton English. Oh, the same. Comedy album driving. I'm probably going to be. When is this putting up? When are you putting this up?

Man, this shit might come out. When is this coming out? This shit might come out. It's the problem I don't like. We need consistency, man. Okay? We need to be consistent. It'll be out soon.

With the consistency. We'll at least put this bar out. So when? Give me a fucking answer. This Friday or the next Friday. Right. So we got two shows. So we got two shows.

And you want me to tell you what I got coming up, but I don't know when this coming out. That's what you're asking. Okay. So you're getting everything. You do a good job talking about the future. I know, but I got to know where the fuck I'm going to be in the future. You got to know where the future is.

You can't time travel without a destination. That's how you fucking die. Motherfucking gonna go all the way back to slavery, and they go kill your ass. Hey, whenever this shit come out, it's gonna be out. I believe that. I don't even know where this is. What you got coming up?

They're working on a DJ Screw movie, man. You gonna play DJ Screw? Yeah, man. Real shit? You look like it on. They got there, Texas. I went out there. We did the little trailer for it.

You look like that thing. You do? I didn't know. I didn't know till I seen him. I was like, damn. Yeah, you look like screw. Hey, if you get in that shit, make sure they put me in there somewhere. I could be something, I can do something.

They gave you some lien? What is that? I'm sorry. I don't know. So if you for real, for the... Yeah, real shit. I could, when this, stop, I'm going to show you the trail and shit. So you've been listening to the screwed up music?

Like... You need to pop in one of them great cassettes. Turn up your fucking debt. They treat him like a god out there like... Right. So they showed you a lot of love. Man, hey, nigger. Nigger, hold up, nigg.

This is some exclusive shit. All my niggas in Houston gonna love this shit. Yeah, they got to. Step back up to the microphone. How are you going to sit here all this goddamn time and not say that? Because I ain't know how deep it was. Nika, that shit deep! No, I'm talking about to...

June 26? It's 27? In the talks and stuff. You know what I'm saying? They're working out with the production and shit. That shit dope. Y'all look at and support my nigga Nab Green. So make sure he get that road.

So I was out there, you know what I mean? My Fubu shirts and- You look like this nigga, man. Yeah, man. You do? Hey, matter of fact, you could type this shit, go to their Facebook page. It's the screwed up taping records. taping records and something like that. Yeah, they got some clips on that shit.

Yeah, they got it. It's on Facebook. That's dope as hell. 85 South Show out here breaking motherfucking barriers down. Come on, man. Knocking those down. Showing my surround. It's on the Facebook.

That's dope as hell now. Congratulations, my nigga. Yeah, man. You know what I mean. I fuck with screw tapes. Big shit, pop. Scroll down. Just scroll down.

See, the great cassette. Yeah, keep on Oh, yeah Man, big salute to my nigga Man, let's go Yeah All the Texas fans All the Texas fans

Oh yeah, shout out to Texan, man I'm going to Arlington This week, but I don't know when the fuck this is coming out And then I'd be in Houston in like two weeks When you're back in L.A? Nah Yeah, yeah, next week Like Monday next week

You know, we out that, bitch, man. So once again, hey, keep supporting the 85 South Show. We got a lot of shit working over here, man. My nigger Navgreen, my nigga Clay, niggins. I'm Carlos Miller. We out of this bitch. Stinking horse. Man.

Man. So you can be up him too So you can be up I need a water man Let me get a water I would drink a red bull But these bitch is cold Ain't cold

Mike check Can you hear yourself BB? Yes I added a B Some people call me that B B B B B? Okay, dokey Now

how you been since we've has heard from you know I'm a roast the shit at this microphone right you brought your old nigger that brought his own hello why you think he lying about that stop don't buy what he got why are you doing that why would you steal his outfit

out there are merchandise where are shit you should wear whatever the fuck we got no man you know what light skin niggins do it he's gonna try to use it to work out in and shit nobody Say it go jogging in it. Damn. Man, let me get the running shoes

to mask this year. Man, let me get a water. Cat. Ain't no water? I don't want that shit. They got an Arden's Garden. I love Arden's Garden. You wanted that? Be Simone on the Arden's Garden,

but check the inspiration date, please. Don't drink that shit. I'm just kidding. Don't be shitty as hell. I love Arden's Garden. Who doesn't? Except the people who work that Chad, order the food, bro.

It's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while, man. Do the same. Do it. Let's keep it how we've been doing it, man. I don't want to lose the magic. What are you talking about? Yeah.

Pisa? Yeah. Tell them to put some extra shit on it, too, because we order so much. Don't put it. We should get, like, two toppings of our choosing. Yeah, hey, hey, yeah. Chain, order a drink, too, bro.

I'm hungry, and I'm high. It's been a rough day, my lady. What is that? That's your cousin. Law and order. He is so funny. She looked like she could be related to me. Going through baseball and like, everybody always thinks I'm her.

Everybody thinks you rule. If this shit don't taste like the water. Who is that? Katie. Oh, no. They think you her? Does she be stealing your swag? Is that when we're getting that?

No. We're not having them. That's not rumors get started. That's not what I said. That's not what I said. You notice I started a rumor and cleared it up immediately. I just wanted to be out there. No, I'm just worried.

Start your own rumors. You know what? If the rumor about you succeed, let that shit ride. Just let it go. I heard Bees-a-Mong winning. Bees-a-M-M-State winning. I heard Nav getting to that little check, man. He always do.

He buying a little backpacker. of various sizes and colors with monograms on them and shit. They say Lowe's got a few cheques coming in. I'm waiting on them. Daily. I got a stack of things that was a sense. The other shit, man, I'm a tick of this shit. These motherfuckers got to pay me.

Pay me because I'm worth it. Pay what you weigh? I don't want to get paid more than that way. Pay what you're paying more than that way. Pay what you're getting paid in. Man, pay me in yen. No, pay you in gold. Pay me in.

Mansa Musa, pay me in Melanin. Did we start? Not yet. Keep going, though. This is just interesting badger that we like to record. I have to be somewhere. Oh. At a previous engagement that I already committed to.

You took their money already. That's what you're saying. You should have been left. This was supposed to be 9 to 10. I was supposed to be there by 10.30. Oh, for real? Yes. We're going to start in like 30.

No, what is it? What is the event? What is the event? I can write you a note. No, I told somebody I would support you up to the cell. I know, I'm sorry, don't do it. I'm addicted. Just cut my mic off.

I know. Cut my mic off until I'm finished. Because I'm going to pop all these. Let me pop one. It's hard to give it to you. I really don't. Are you going to pop them individually or you're going to twist it? No.

Yo, yo, yo, yo. Wait so many at one time. That weighs so many Oh I got the wheel And you can do this individually I don't like that like that

Do you have any more of this? Yes, we sell bubble wrap now too Thanks to be alone We just walking around with bubble wrap We give you bubble wrap With an ashtray so Bubble wrap My shit ain't loud enough

Hello It is loud enough, Charlotte, turn it out Shut up What are you on three? No, I'm on three What are you on be? Hold on this one yours?

If your girl don't like bubble wrap She might be crazy What you want to do? A little bit of long Get that bubble wrap out my face What's wrong with you? What's you on? What's you on before?

I can't hear nothing. Yeah You good? Stop You fucking up the sound I can't hear myself I don't know what you did Which one you on?

Thank you. Leave it there. You want it on 10? I mean I want That's you You on 4 Adjustion of shit

Thank you. What the fuck? Joe, you just turned me on. Hello. Me too. Yeah. Stop touching shit, Joe. Quit touching shit.

That's exactly what I say. That's why you say that? Y'all ready? What you're doing with the molecules, man? I'm trying to reconstruct some DNA for these horses. Okay. Rearrange a matter. Joe, you have a head for me.

Jack. We almost ready to be Simone. Why did you mean? We don't beat better. Yes. You see the type of mind? That was you Biesmore? Yeah.

There might be... That's all that alcohol water. Where do you water? I was not water in the car. And we can't let you go get it because you're anxious and you'll leave. No. Why, if she goes to the car, she's gone. That's it.

Yeah. He got it. He got it. He got it. motherfucker. Who gonna be on foot? Clayton? Huh?

Clayton's gonna be on. I switch mine to go to. Oh, the one? No, now have on one. Make sure they do not release it because I haven't released it yet. What are you in here?

Where? Uh, right there in the open slide. Oh, they down on. Thank you. Hello? Hello? Check them now. Hello.

Check your shit. Check. Can you turn it down? There. That's good? Yeah. Now, you good? Yes, sir.

Check, check. It's good. We should be good. Everybody's on the same motherfucking level. Same wave. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Hey, it's good to see everybody back in the beach. Shut the fuck up. Oh, man. I'm going to stay positive. Put your band back together. We're going to get it. this shit together. Man.

No, it's good to be back, man. It's good to see everybody, man. It's good to see everybody making moves. Are we starting? Properly. Say some shit. We started? We're going to start it off Eastmore?

I don't. We were trying to tag this out with everybody saying something nice. I did. Say something nice about me. It's nice to see you again. It's nice to see you again. Be Simone. Welcome back to the 85 South Show.

It's another. I'm in this bitch like I left my motherfucking My motherfucking keys, how y'all doing? You can look around to see my face. Of course they can. No. Look around and see who these wonderful people in the studio with me today. To my left, I got my first cousin on my auntie side.

Nab Green in here, fresh out the outlet. Hey, fresh out the Nike Stone. For these non-believers. 30% off, man. On these fuck niggins for the 2017. But you got to talk into it. Hell yeah. Oh, yes.

To the right, my little brother, be Simone. How fuck you do it? How did I get that new name? Man, because this shit just popped off one day. Hey, and you see who we got over here. Sao de Mingo! I'm not even here right now. I feel more like my spirit is here.

Oh, one of those days, huh? One of those days. Was it my spirit whipping the foreign? I don't know. For doing episodes from the future, my nigga. Come on, man. This is a hologram. I wasted so much money on this.

Nice, man. glad you here. Fuck who's paying for it. Hell yeah. If you did not know B. Simone has taken over Instagram, make sure you follow B. Simone and leave some thirsty-ass comments because she going to like that shit. Leave that comment. This is the 85 South Show. This is for

niggas who leave thirsty-ass comments and act like they ain't do it. Let that shit cook for an hour and delete it. She saw you. My nigga Nav brought his own microphone today, so ain't going to tell her what's going on. This shit ain't even working. Yes, it isn't.

That shit working like a mom. The headphone. Oh. You're an unplug. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big part of it. Watch this.

Do you have stickers? Yeah, yeah. We got all the type of shit. We got hats. I'm back on. We got stickers. We got a red bull. We got rolling trains.

And they haven't given me one day. What do you want? Take the little hat. Put on the beat. Put on the beat. I know it's hot outside, but let you. Don't put the little hat on. I can't put the little hat on.

You're going to look goofy as hell with that little hat on, man. Oh, that's the one. Actually, actually, she's the one. Actually, actually, You'll make it work, man. You'll make it work. You're putting it together. You're going to look retarded.

Niggas still going to try to holler. Hey, I'm drinking water that I got from the water fountain. Green hat, green hat. Let me holl at the charter. Get some good church water. Anybody who real know that water from the church tastes different. Oh, yeah. Church does not have water.

Yeah, it does. Church does not have water? What have you ever gotten water at church? The water found? Shit, every church I went to hands some good-ass water. What church are you at where they don't have water available? I haven't been in a church. Two years, I don't know.

What the fuck? Even two years ago they had the water from. Damn. She went to church in the country. It's a well out back. We ain't got no water in here, though. Hey, before we get all the way into this shit, like I know we are. We got to give a shout out to since 1988-ass.

Yeah. Collaboration and shit like that. Hell yeah. That's made the hat. Shout out to my nigga one of a kind for making those dope-ass rolling trays. There we go. Shout out to my nigga. The art of a giant for this custom

Motherfucking t-shirt that I requested and he did the mask off the mask was and shit Oh, man. So look, I've been trying to tell people since they won 85 South show was fan-jurgeoned and we fucking with all this shit is fan-made and we fucking with it and they have 85 South molecules. We got molecules. Oh, we got DNA. That's DNA right there. Put that DNA on your face. You know how we do. And if you love a bite-hub one of these. these little stickers and sticking on her boogie. You just got a slap it when you're in the hell on the head. Hey, did you see this shit on Twitter? Somebody was posting these old pictures from Freak Nick

and somebody was like, could you please take this down? That's my mama and she was busing the bussy over. Oh, with the guys in the car? Yeah. And it was like, I don't know about all that. That sounds absolutely right. I know somebody, mama then got caught up at Freak Nick 97. Shout to that girl.

Whoever that girl lives, there ain't nothing to be embarrassed about everybody mama was a thought at one time how you think we got here? I'm gonna tell y'all like my pops took me the freak neck yeah talk to me 96 my pops took me how old were you? I was in eighth grade oh he told me we was going to get hair cut we went straight to freak nick

bro you got a good dad and people was taking pictures like every time they took a picture with a girl they had on them little tennis skirts right that's what was popping they lift the skirt up no draw no draw hold the ass open no motherfuckers head snakes out there letting snakes slither around the pussy. I saw a lot of shit as a child. That's what Atlanta is about.

That's the fabric of it. I'm talking about you. Get out on the interstate, hopping somebody else's car. As twerking. Okay, let's tell the people that don't know what Freak Nick is. Freak Nick was a college gathering that was originated by some nasty motherfuckers. We're going to go all the way in with the mythology of

Freak Nick. It's only in Atlanta? No, yeah, yeah. It was the only place it could possibly happen, but all the black colleges came down, but it wasn't a black college reunion because once the colleges started, popping, motherfuckers with money was like, nigger, we're going. We're going. We're going.

The niggas who ain't even graduate high school that's what I'm saying. You know the same way people with bread go to the little All-Star game, whatever. This was a different kind of bread because the bread went a little further. Right. And you could have a lot of... You want to fuck it up. More bank for your butt. See, there you go. There you go. There's definitely more bang with your butt.

Yeah. This went fucked it up. Gas was 87 cents a gallon. Niggins don't know when to quit partying. That's what it was. The weather stayed nice. Like, they were like, shit, we might well keep this shit going. They always peaked the best weekend. These things just started having Freak Nick on Thursday, Friday nights, and shit. What Andre's head on that song?

Drop out of college and never go back. No. About came down for Freak Nick. I'm sorry. Why you was fucking with the knob. Tell them your shit. Quit touching shit. Damn, man.

That's exactly what I mean. I just need you round. I'm just going to press it. Bro. If you just, if people just leave shit alone. But then he looked up, but they kept looked up like, oh, that did something? They all do something They all do something

How the fuck y'all been, man? How you been, bro? I saw the shit you did This nigga said Isaac is out here Oh man Me and Joe Me and Joe was confused

I thought that was the homeless nigga name Who did the shit The nigga was trying to say Isis but the nigga Yeah, Isaac So y'all be on the look out for Isis and Isaac

Both of them niggas out here They work together They work together Clayton you heard about The nigga that burnt The fucking bridge that wait we was out of town we didn't get to talk about the bridge do you really believe this shit no how

how how how who got that crack the crack burn the bridge up it was crack shit that he was a crack head he meant something new you said that it was crack yes what else

yeah what did you think burn it down I don't know we need it we eat it hey I'm not really got I'm not even... I'm not even the... I'm not even mad at the crack head. I'm man at the nigger who at her selling flammable crack.

Hey, he's the nigger who need to be locked up. Hey, that's too much ether. You put a little too much cut on that coat. Hey, what if he used that to promote this shit? Look, you see my shit all over the news. That's that bread burner. I told you, I got that bread burn. Yeah, I got that bread burn.

That was me. That's my hat. You don't worry about the shit that collapsed the whole guy down there. Yeah. Shouts, look, shudder. You want the nigg start rubbing anything like that. Don't smoke this shit. I got that spaghetti junction.

The thing this, though, this is what's really fucked up. It's like, if you go past, you know, to get on 85, the little sign that light up, that shit, real Atlanta. They just say, I don't know, Shudder. That traffic is ridiculous. Atlanta don't give a fuck. Traffic being fucked. No, it's worse now.

They said you can drive up there. You just go have to make it like the suits of hazard. There's some fast and furious shit. Mario car. That shit crazy out here, man. Shit in your car. Shit, no. Nobody car because if I know Atlanta

Like I know Atlanta It's way more fucked up than they say it is Once you get to the other side Now you want some Mario car shit Bro, them niggins say the shit gonna be finished by July That's a long time They need to come back

Nigger You think? Hell yeah July I believe in my niggas though The way I believe in my niggas They're gonna find a shortcut to cut through that shit That's why I'm scared

Don't be Niggas gonna figure this shit out I'm telling you, just keep your faith in black people. I don't even think the GPS to make adjustments, man. At all. Ways and all that shit, they had you going straight up into that shit. Until you get down. We don't know.

We have an alternate route. All them jokes niggas been making by Marietta, all these, I mean, Gwinnett then finally can't, none niggas can't even get up there. Who want to go? I don't know how to travel the city this lost. Just like, man, I don't even know how to fuck. You would think the Migos would have made a song, you know? Something.

get back, like to breathe or something. What do you think they were talking about when they was like, that way? You got to be from there to know what they talk about. You got to know how to get up to that way. Hey man, how you get there? That way. But look, not in the state, you know, they fucked up. That way.

20 fucked up, too. Oh, yeah. Man, some of 820 just gave up and said, fuck it from the movie. When the mold people tried to bust up out the ground. Nick, as soon as we left, the goddamn city started following the part, 85 collapsed. They had a chemical spill I'm saying

I really feel like a superhero and I feel like I let the city down Like if I would have been here I would have been out there smoking like Hey man Y'all give them under that bridge Come on man Come on that shit

Already wobbly Come on Where were you at? When the bridge burned down I was in LA I mean I wasn't saying it Why do you take it like that Everybody on this show got shit going on

This is the 85 South show This is a podcast For niggas who got shit shit going on. Go ain't on here. Got shit going on. What you think the nigga was thinking once he's seen the bridge start collapsing?

He ain't like, oh shit, I don't fuck up. He probably wasn't standing there the whole time. On that pack, he was on. He was probably moving like that nigga on the X-Man moving. When the shit moves slow and he was just like dodging the shit is slow-load.

This would make me wonder that shit is like, out of all the possible scenarios, that's the shit y'all gave us a fucking crack head. Nigger, that shit would have worked in 91. We would have really believed that, but don't know about it. We thought crack was way more dangerous. What do you think it was, Carlos?

I don't believe it was, I don't believe it was. How much shit? Just like the fucking jet fuel can't melt steel, motherfucking crack can't melt the bridge. Fuck that. Call me crazy all you motherfucking want to, but I don't believe the crackhead had shit to do with it. I believe the nigga was walking over there by there

and just so happy to hassle. You know what? You know what? First of all, I want to eliminate the whole crackhead theory. No crack was found on the scene. No, can I say this? He was just a crack head. Can I say this?

Crack heads are known to be heroic. Everybody knows a crack head to do some dangerous shit. Okay. In the hopes to get some money. He could have been trying to save that bridge. Wait a minute. This is that. He was like, don't get out of here.

I got it. And the shit just proble around and they were like, get your ass over here. You did it. When you said that, it reminded me, I know what the fuck happened now. Crack heads off the road. Give it to him. Breaking news. Nigger, the crack heads saw some screws loose, and he saw a family of kitty cats living under the fucking bridge.

Crack heads being the animal lovers that they are. First of all, let me stop saying crack hairs, because I don't know if this man was on any substance. I mean, if you saved some kitty cats from a fire, you might come out looking a little crackheadish, too. So we might be lying on this nigga. just like, they are, and I'm not the type of black man that's going to lie on another black man. No, but, but, hold up, wait. If he would have had a job, he would have said that.

I ain't seen no drug test. First of all, crack was recovering at the scene. No crack. I'm sure that. Okay. It burned up a bread. There ain't nothing left. If you burned out a bridge, you smoke at all.

But he's a selfish nigger. If he was on crack and he was by itself, like damn, you ain't going to shell? Don't crack his smoke by that guy. He's a real nigga because he ain't tell. Who was you under that with? None of your motherfucking did. I was talking about my goddamn self.

Doing what I do. Doing my motherfucking thing. What you're going to do? Take me to jail. Did nobody get hurt except me? I'm hurting. That damn shit fell on my foot. The nigga grabbed me.

What if he tried to sue the city? He's going to sue the city. Defamation and character? Hell yeah. No, man. I hope he, I hope he all right, man. I hope he didn't do it. his own house and all that shit

they did? Man yeah he doesn't no he didn't got bonded out he got the best lawyer defense and he doesn't got his own house How the fuck you know this shit? You know this nigga Nal know this niggins Nal sold him to crap Brough. Nave you came to him

I donated to his go fund me The nigga got to go on me I don't need to do that he a crack head Yeah right He got to go find me All we had to do was discuss this shit amongst real niggas we'll figure this shit out But no, I did hear some shit

But I don't want to talk about it No, we need it Now, really say it No, they said some, you know There's people missing Because they was trying to Oh, that lady Oh yeah

Who's nail in the new snake Hey, this is the 85 Sapp show This is a podcast But niggas who know What not to say Okay, text it to me I want to know

All right We'll talk about this shit off air Be Simone, she'll go live And tell She's gonna sniff No, be Simone I'm like, hey you see Yeah, no, she's gonna ask a question

that's going to include everything we said. So when you were asking about the bitch that you said, Clay, Clay, what the nerd nigga gonna say when she gets the snitching? Um, actually, I mean, I don't think those could be used in the court of law because nobody was even aware that they were recording and you can't record somebody without their express written consent.

He's gonna get us off, man. Nerds gonna help, man, get you nerd, man. Nerds gonna help you, man. They're showing the way We out here in these streets I love this shit I appreciate anybody being here today Shout out the Red Bull for keeping us and hold on.

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