The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Black Men Are Too Faithful W Karlous Miller Lovely Mimi & HoodNewsat6 | Ep. 182

Episode Date: May 10, 2019

The coldest podcast returns to the Trap Living Room for a conversation about the Ayesha Curry situation, getting body work and a whole lot more with Lovely Mimi. Internet comedian HoodNewsat6 stops by the show for the first time to give us all the breaking news you can usually find on his Instagram page and Karlous Miller keeps it all together the way only he knows how and leads the debate, “should you shave your vagina hair?” Get some game on The 85 SOUTH Show! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ #ayeshacurry #karlousmiller #lovelymimi Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey. Hey, me, me, what are we talking about in like? We are talking about, what, Aisha. Is that how you there, her name? Aish. That's what we're talking about. Is that her name? You came to give me an instant.

Is that it right? Yeah. How is it? Hey, somebody fucking gave me this post. I was dead ass. Did you come to give me the inside school? I don't have an tattoo. We got the insat school. Good news at six coming up live.

I tried. We're gonna get him. We're gonna get him. She said she wants some attention. I saw that. You saw this one? You know I see everything. It said no way.

It said Oprah went on the inside of Walmart and stole a pack of wipes. This is a phenomenal story here. I don't think, you know, America's gonna believe this shit, but they said Oprah winning on the inside and stole a pack of wipes. We gotta get, we're getting an exclusive, we're getting exclusive scoop tonight, man. Say what?

We got breaking news tonight. They said Bill Cosby will be getting out tonight. tonight. They said they release all charges off of Bill Cosby tonight. They said he's going to be released for in the federal penitentiary. They said all the charges that were found against him were false charges. They said all the women are now facing federal penitentiary charges. They said they're all looking at at least 30 years to more in a federal penitentiary for line on the dad of America, Bill Cosby getting out, bruh. Yeah, they said Bill Cosby's getting out.

I know America's... This is breaking news, baby. You hate him first. I know you guys are happy. Chats out to Mr. Roger neighborhood. He was trying to call in to make sure he was straight. I told if he was good, drop a little 20 on the buck. He was going to be good.

Oprah said she's going to send him 30, I don't know. I don't know. With a 50 on the crack fight. What a 50 on the crack fight. But you guys got to make sure you stay too. You got to keep that high 50 on the crack price. And I'm going to tell you guys, they said Brenda Hurney and Tony went inside of family dollars on last night.

They said they went in. They said the employees knew something was suspicious with all three of them. They said two of them came in with the book bag on them. They said they all looked suspicious. They said they all split up on the, in the smoke. They all split up on the end. They all split up on the end. out of the store. They said they went to putting all kind of, uh, they went to put in all

kind of items inside of their bags. They said they've even put a pack of, uh, uh, they got away with a pack of charcoal, a bag of, uh, a line of fluid, and a pack of sour gummies and a pack of hot and latest potato chips. They said they all vanished out of the store as the beepers went off. They said the workers on the inside with stocking late night old shells and the God damn. This looks like it's raining. Only Mimi can do some shit like that. It's raining lifesavers in this bitch tonight.

So if you guys will, stay tuned here. It's the 30 second rule, Mimi. That is some funky shit. Hit me in the chest with a breast. Oh, shit. What is this shit? I said, hit me in the chest with a brass. I got...

Hit me in the chest with a breast. Yes, sir. That's funky. Y'all thought. No, we're rolling. Don't worry. Man, I got life savers on you. We've got a thunderstorm on the way, so we hope you all make sure you stay tuned, because

this is a heavy thunderstorm on the way, and I'm going to tell you, I don't know if Hurricane Arm is going to come back on her little sister or the mom. I don't know, but it's going to be a pretty nasty storm this week. So we want all of you guys to make sure you dress for the weather and not for the occasion, okay? Because I'm telling you, you might get fucked out there in the streets. in the streets but I'm gonna tell you you got hood news bringing the weather and the shoe collection guy straight to a hood near you so I'm gonna tell you gotta stay tuned you never know what you go get we got me me here fat to death oh shit pull over that

ass too fast who oh shit I'm connected to something she's got all these wires and shit going everywhere Mimi you dropping lifesavers and titty residue everywhere It's hot. You're not in the closet this time. Thank God. Thank you, Lord. We're going to start when I get this. Now you trust him.

Just use one of these beds. You know, the last time I heard a female say she was in the closet. That was what all cats. Oh, this more open. They claim to be working on some type of mixtap that I've never heard. So when is the mix? No. She threw all of them.

What's that? How did the fuck did they do that? Who is this lady? This is new. Hey unique. Hey unique. Look how beautiful. Look a beautiful shit.

This your glam tea? No. This is just friends. Okay. So you did. It's Ling Ming Singh and Ding. What's up? Your name?

Link. I did that. Mean and your name Link? For real? Yeah. I thought she was just bullshit. You never know with Mimi. You want some?

That shit funky. You hear it? These ain't one. Play them keys again, look now. She gave me purple ones. Black people laugh. Yeah, that's the truth though. That's the true.

The purple one be the good one. I'm going to tell us, especially when you have. Hey, it's about to go down live here at the 85 South show. Do you hear that funky shit? I'm going to let it play for a second. I want you to send me. Send me your hook. I'm gonna let it play about one minute.

Y'all get funky about one minute. I'm gonna let the 85% of send me in a hook or something. Joe, don't cut this shit out. You be leaving everything in that bitch. Leave the shit in there this time. Slap me in the face with a breast. Slap me in the face with a motherfucking breast. Slap me in the face with a motherfucking breast.

A fence was nothing of the motherfucking days And I don't even know what's going on. Uh-oh. You know what that means. You know what that means? Cut it, guys. Welcome back to the 85-tapsychelles man, Carlos Miller. Holding it down.

Holding it down like motherfucking safety pants. You know who we got in here with us today? You could just look around the room and tell it's going to be a magnificent affair. We got the hood's favorite news report. reporter in here holding it down. And it might cook crack. There he is.

If you will. Hood News at six. Even though the shit don't come on at six, that's what's so hood about it. That's right. It comes on at any time. You never know what you're going to get. It might catch a rat fucking a squirrel and a Dorinas body. But it's all hood shit.

It's all good shit. You know, it's some shit to report, you know. And of course, we got America's favorite Asian lady. Hey y'all. Lovely Mimi. What's up, girl? I bought you a gift, Carlos. Thank you, Carlos.

Appreciate it. What my fucking. Me, me, you're so thoughtful. She brought me some chips and a bath bomb, some chocolate. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. You look nice when I get some pussy. She got some balls soap.

You can wash your balls. Some dumb for your ass. Yeah, man. Some chocolate. Hell yeah. The fancy chocolate. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

I know a girl who named a baby that shit. Yeah, the good shit. Perretero. Ferreiro. I know a bitch name Ferro Crochet and all that type of good shit. Thank you lovely Mimi. You're welcome. You're always a lovely guest.

You know, sometimes people bring me stuff, so I think it's... What you've been up to? I listened to you from last time. Okay. I did a nail tour, so I've been doing a nail tour for a minute. And now I'm back. You brought my little percentage? Mm-hmm.

All right, bet. It's in that bag. What's the fuck? She bought a percentage and it's in the bag. She made a bag. She made a bag and brought me a bag and brought me a bag. She made a bag and brought me a bag. little bit. I try to just get it back Wednesday. So that means she's got in my bag. I'm going to tell you.

You got a lot of selectables in the bag. You know, in the hood, they call it niggibles. If you will. Me, me, I'm glad you came today. It's a lot of shit going on. Social media. I know she's seen it. I know you, there's some good-ass week when they break your words up. Oh, my God. Yeah, today they had social media in a frenzy. What's the thing? Aisha. Aisha Curry says she wanted to. feel sexy to everybody. She don't give a fuck about no husband. Something that really bothers me and like honestly has given me a sense of a little bit of an insecurity is the fact that yeah, like there are all these women like throwing themselves,

but me like the past 10 years, like I don't have any of that. Like I have zero. This sounds weird but like male attention. And so then like I begin to internalize it. And I'm like, is something wrong with me? You're not looking. She still want to get holiday. I understand. She want to be told, she want to be told that that ass fat, that the titties is titter late. I mean, I understand. It's her ass fat? See, what happened? Black men are too faithful.

We're too faithful. We're smothering these women with our love. Black men don't cheat. You say it again. Look, step church, step courage. This man out here, a God-fearing man. He goes to church, he read Bible verses, he writing in the shoes, all his kids look alike. No, none of his say.

None of his sit. You ain't never seen him with no side bitch. He come to Atlanta, don't even go to Maddeny City. No, he'd be wanting to go. Yeah. Just be at the crib, watch the pepper pig and shit, and going to bed at 9.30. Being a father and shit.

Eat vegetables. You know he puts it with the light, oh. He's a house nigger. Come on, man. Man, what she said, my heart went out to him first. Because I know the nigger did everything he was supposed to do. So me, you're somebody wife, ain't you? Yes, I am.

Don't look at me like that. I am. I am. And I understand where she's coming from. What you mean? I know America don't understand where she's coming from. Help me. I don't have a wife.

I do. What don't you understand? Why you still trying to be sex? Are you taking her? She got everything. I understand. She got a faithful man. He got a lot of money.

He got all this. You know, not cheating and all that stuff. I understand where she's coming from because I've been married for 10 years. She's married for 10 years. Right. Quite frankly, I don't get hit on either. Damn. I want to get hit on like crack hits.

That's because everybody knows. I don't like nobody else But what we look like is men out here trying to holler at somebody white. You're right. That's what I'm good. Yeah, because you're well-respective. That'll be kind of fracked up. To be trying to holler at somebody married,

I mean, that shit will be kind of rude as shit. It would. It is. That's part of this is that curve fault now. That'll be life-shocking and heartbreaking and all that shit. Part of this is his fault. He did get her pregnant throughout her entire 20s.

She got pregnant. One, two, three. How many kids are guys? Three? Shit, it takes a lot. That's a lot of pregnancy. That's like 30 months. That's fair time.

Some niggas get caught with an ounce of cocaine and only have to do 30 months. And they come home with a lot of stories. So she probably missed out on some prime whole real estate. A lot of prison stories. She need to go find something to do herself. That's it. Well, I mean, hell.

But when your wife goes on a national platform and tell her she welcomed all this side dick, You know she's been getting all kind of dick pictures all the day. She probably had to turn the Snapchat off. You know the Snapchat. Snapchat got jack off videos and everything. Because niggas don't have no sympathy no more. Say no more.

He'd go right here. Paul me. Raw and uncut and on a dutterated. Go home. That's what they call it. Raw and uncutting and on a dutcherated. She just want attention. That's it.

She got to go find attention from somewhere else. What kind of attention does she need? That's what I'm trying to figure out. She just want to feel beautiful. You know what I'm saying? Like he has women. her. Maybe she's not always on the internet or she don't have this. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes women just want to be like, oh, boy, show you bad. So what is he supposed to do about all this hypothetical pussy that's been thrown his way?

It's just hypothetical. But he's a basketball player. It's always going to be thrown. It's always going to be thrown. She just want attention. That's it. That's what. That's what you're good at some shit. It don't matter what you're good at. You can be the motherfucking manager at KFC. You'll have three bitches coming down on your shift. It don't matter what you're going to get some pussy. You're going to be the motherfucking manager at KFC. You'll have three bitches coming down on your shift. eat wings and shit with you. That's right. You can need to be a fucking Uber rider. Come on, man. You think the Uber man ain't pulling bitches all day? That's right.

Pulling up and he's down there. They already need a ride. He's memorizing the addresses round and back on the racks. Man, what? He's killing them. Yesterday. I gave you a ride to Walmart. That's what I'm talking.

I gave him a ride to Walmart. Do you remember the address put it in? Got there 20 minutes. Man, once you excel at what you do, Pussy is easy. That's why I don't understand why niggas. be stressed over pussy you go and it's free it's free just called the no that no y'all just sound like y'all fuck anything now no we don't i am i've been blessed in the pussy department i

have got some top-notes grade eight pussy i ain't got some of magnificent i don't even feel like i just got the street version i just got the street version i haven't got together e-b-tie pussy that's all i got i'm trying to get some of that hollywood shit you know he ain't know how to quality shit. That's why I'm here. I'm trying to see what I can. See what I could round up. You be hitting the bitches who are big at the top though. Yeah. They'd be big at the top. The butt looks like a pussy. Yeah, for the front and the back. One's got the little kangaroo pouch in the front. Yeah. Is it a pussy? Yeah. Is it a pussy? Yeah. Are you hitting with that front ass? Yeah. He'd call them front in. That's disgusting. That's disgusting.

I can't condone this shit. Help you, man. It's all love. We're going to get some pussy after this show. Much love to all the ladies who got that front ass. She's going to turn it. She's going to turn me out. If you got a front ass, leave a comment.

Don't be embarrassed to your front ass lady. I had a front ass. What happened to it? I suck that bitch all and I threw it away. You threw it away? You threw it away? You did show up looking like a whole new much. I'm awesome.

Let's see the new year. You know what? We try to. Oh, shit. This is what crack does in 30 days. Shut the fuck down. So if you want to get on that stimulus packet, make sure you hit that number at the bottom of the screen. I'm going to tell you, we got flow for days.

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What? What's wrong with you? Just total business to do crack. They're really going to do it. Don't do that. Thank you. I didn't know.

My last fuck out there. I was big. Polaracheneers, local neighborhood pharmacists and tell them you want to. 20 or a 50, I don't know. What you prefer me? I don't know. Like 25. Stop.

We do not condone the use of drugs. On the 85,000. Don't do drugs. I won't tell you adults, make sure you do it outside of the home. What? This is not drugs. This is weed. But hold on.

You was helping me understand how this lady still wanted to be sexy to other people. I thought she was off the market. Who? This was because you off the market doesn't mean you, you're not, like, want to be sexy. What's the point of getting married then? Attention. Marriage is me and I'm a one dick bitch. Okay, so I fuck one dick. That's it. But you can do all the other shit. I get multiple pussies. So that means when you're married, so basically what that means is when you marry, what you're saying is when you're married, you basically can have that exclusive situation. No, this is with women, we're women, nothing ever, no matter what a man do, no how perfect you are, how much you pay. Nothing is ever enough for a woman because white were emotional creatures. She is, it is. the living proof that no matter how good of men is, nothing is enough for women.

Do you hear that fellas? Quit trying to be something. These women want you to not be shit. They love a nigga who ain't shit. They do love ain't shit. Fuck her friends. That's right. Get her pregnant and block her.

Take her home girl on vacation. Don't call her back. Quit all your jobs right now today. Quit all your jobs. Women love taking care of rogue motherfuck. Well, I heard that. Which one of y'all are trying to take the hell of me? Good on, good on!

You're going to win! My chance is a negative 20. I don't know how I was talking. So, hey, I'm looking for all the beautiful women that want to get with the broke niggers. Here I am. Damn. Here I am. Hold on, Mimi.

You might have unlocked the Matrix on that one. Why is that? Because with women, with creature, we're emotional. So just because it's enough of this part, it's still lacking in this part. It's always never enough enough. Like, just because I've all, all. all the clothes and world. I still want jewelry. I got all jewelry. Okay, I still with my hair down.

Every week is something new with women. You know, the hormones or something like that. But, you know. So what you got to say about that call? She just had to put that shit into something else. I'm tired of women. Women are always trying to convince us they only get in one dick. That's right.

I only get one dick. They'll tease you. They'll fucking put on shit to antagonize you, make you slob, dringle, all that shit. You know, all that good shit. You know, then when you try to holler, here comes their nigger and just come out of nowhere. You know, and that's unfair, you know. It's not unfair.

Look at what she's, you know, look at what she got on. I mean, hell. What? I look like everybody's going to scuba diving. Fuck you. You do. Scoopred diving. Oh, shit.

Damn. So this is what we had with it, man. How you, fellas, how would you feel if your wife was getting a lot of sad pussy and not sharing it with you? Hit us on the comment. minutes and let us know that is so stingy yeah you just said you get a lot of pussy then you did do you honey everything together we say yeah we stay together how often do y'all get pussy this weekly or once a month how much pushers do you need to keep your marriage together it's not

it's not keeping it together but i'm just saying to keep everybody happy it's like having snacks in the house if they know like damn we have no pussy you know we want to there you go there you go I'm trying to give me show me out. So it's like every, so is it like, tuna fish and crackers, you know? Well, which one do y'all have at your house more? Fruity Pebbles or Pussy? I prefer to pussy. I just.

What's the pussy schedule? Which pussy schedule is odd. Is it as needed? Drunk and night, you know, not as needed. I think it's a out-of-town thing or, you know, a brother-a-bitch home your husband didn't like. Yes. Yes. Hey, hey, are you,

Hey, my kids in their sleep. Can you and this bitch with the broad shoulders, keep it down? What the fuck he's there? When the bitch's not lucky, he'd be like, whatever. Hey, bro, wouldn't it be fucked up your lady go out, drink it and come home,

say, baby, I brought a bitch for that and then she brings a stud. A stud. Man, the whole part is. You don't remember that fucking zone, eh? She butted naked with a tank top and some boxes on. Shit, hold on, baby. You don't, you know, you don't get people from?

That's his nigga that she don't get. Right. Right. Ain't tub and box. Hold on, man. And then she starts talking to deal with her. You come walking in there. You said, bitch, you can't even feel that shit. She come walking there with that motherfucker tank.

I'm like, hold on, wait a minute, bro. That'd be so fucking up. Then you start hitting the stud. You start hitting the stuff on the back and she turned right. And call, you're getting the fuck out of it. No, wait a minute, Mimi. We ain't going to go that. You didn't.

You ain't going to fuck a stuff. Pussy is pussy. It's not. Stop saying that. That's propaganda. Not for you, but for him. No, it's not. No, I don't know.

I don't want that. No. That's a difference. We got to stop this myth right now. Pussy is not just pussy. That's right. Now that is a goddamn lie and it stops today. It stops right goddamn now.

I'm sick. You have to clarify that. It's a difference. Come on now. It's a lot of speculating going on. It's a lot of speculating. It's two different kinds. It's a positive and a negative out here.

Just like a battery. I'm just, hey, it's some pussy out here. It's some pussy out here. that can clear up your skin like you went to the dermatologist. There was some terrible ones, dry. Then there's some pussy in here that it gets you five years on the aggravated assault charge. I'm telling you, don't keep, don't, don't perpetuate that. I do.

Don't, I do. Don't never throw it away. Give me that. You're throwing away the good part. No. You like hair? Throwing away the good part. A little bit of both.

You like a little, you like the landing ship? It varies. I don't like bald pussy. It feels too. It's like it's too new to me. No, this puss ain't been through nothing. I'd be quick about it at home. I want a raping some shit.

Can I get them? I want a whole grown woman vagina. You got to have a little hair on that shit. I feel like a little hair on that shit. You got to have a little hair on that shit. I am not choking. I am not choking on here. I ain't felt like that, but god damn.

It's too extreme. No. So you like, why do y'all like hair? You don't even have hair. You don't even have your mustache. Shit. You don't even have facial hair to me. I get it trimmed up, so I can eat the pussy.

There you go. I want the hair to get in the way and kill all the juices. No, lady. You know, I want the hair to get in the way and kill all the juices. See, I'm on a diet, pussy juice and cigarettes, all right. Both of them are going to get you. I'm on a diet. You'll be dead in no time fucking with them cigarettes.

Hey, Mo, ew, ew. Put the juice are going. That sounds like a dope-ass mix tape. Mix tape. Hey. That's right. Hey, that's going to be the new mix tape, me and little baby pistol starter on the way. Stay tuned.

You need a t-shirt desk, they say pussy juice and cigarettes. That's right. Pussy juice and cigarettes. We're going to get one. Pussy hair has contamination, y'all. There's like toilet tissue, lint pieces. So what you think of a bone pussy doing? Just being clean all day?

It's lit off. It's bald. It's clean. There's no hair. You can't catch contamination. You can't catch anything. I feel like bald pussy don't have no identity. Like who is this pussy?

You ever wipe your ass? You can't identify. Yeah, I like, like, who is this pussy? What is it? Like, I need this hard to identify, you know. When you wipe your ass, have you ever had toilet paper stuck on your hair? That you still, what does that have to do with that? Now, imagine that on a pussy hair.

That's fucking, what was nobody wants you, do pieces? What? I don't, I don't love. If you got pussy, if you got toilet paper stuck in your pussy, you're just a, Nasty bitch or you got a gritty chatter Just slap them all Can't you just slap them on? You know you get that ditches.

Let's ask the ladies. Can't you just slap off toilet? Who got pussy hair? You have to pull them? Ah, y'all bitches better. Nobody's going to admit it. You slanted it. No, I didn't.

No, I did it! No, I did it! No, you created an unsafe environment well, now nobody admitted it. You already hated on it. I mean, me, the last chick I was when she used baby wipes, she didn't even use tissue. Look, the last time I let my pussy hair grew,

the fucking hair was, Poking through my leggings. Well, that's your... So that means you have... Corses, puberty. You have a poor pussy. Oh, let me see. Oh, both in there, not like that.

Oh, sharp-ass put here. See? See? Do y'all see this? Hold on. Wait a minute. Y'all see how happy everybody in this room got when you started talking about a pussy?

It was smiles on everybody's face in here. Everybody was happy. From ear to ear with... Everybody was laughing and slapping. shoulders. Pussy! And this paper's stuck to it. It's like a billionaire conversation.

That shit brought us all together as a unit. That's what I'm saying. So I'm going to tell you guys, stop killing each other. Oh my God. With pussy, man. Oh, man.

It's saving lines out here, guys. You do? Shit, you don't hear crackheads gone and shit every day. Yeah, man. I think I want to. But I didn't see how they traveled around the room.

It felt like Christmas in this. It tastes like Harry Pussy. I love Harry Pussy. Much love to all the ladies. who work a lot and don't have time to shave their pussy all the time. That's jail pussy. The only time I had a hairy pussy is in jail. When I'm locked up, yes, this shit is woofing.

Shout out to all the ladies that ever want to get their pussy wax. They don't give out razors and your lip got swollen because you ripped it on to the head. No. How long was you in jail? They don't give razors in the care packages in jail? No. How long was you in there? Shit.

I have four years on it off. God damn. So your pussy probably was really woofing. Yeah. Damn, no wonder you don't like this shit, so I don't get the little throat. I got the long hair, pussy hair. Damn. Hold on.

God damn. I just realized something. I, it's just, bitch, I have bundles of pussy hair, bing. Me and this bitch looking like six last. She's got bundles on her. I was in that bitch and I braided my hair. Takashi. So what kind of bundles?

So what kind of bundles do you grow down there? She's going to tell everything. Right. It's fucking Trayway! This nigga ain't got out early. He got his body done. He got his body done. Can't trick me.

Shout to me, man. This shit here is hilarious. Hell yeah. You really know how to light up a room, Mimi. But you never told us how often y'all get pussy at your house. Right. You skip right over that.

How often does it go down in there? When I drunk, you know, Show like every other day. Yeah. No, bitch, no. You be drunk a lot. I mean, let's say once every three once, once a month. That is not a move.

That's four plus a year. And you said, you said it like you really, you can accidentally fuck four bitches a year. You're like, wow. Like you really was just spoiling this man over there. No, okay, okay, right. So y'all did four bitches. Wow. Wow.

Wow. It slowed down. What, was it a great night or like a crazy year? What the? Wow. Oh, shit. Wow. No, it's slow down.

Like, you know, like every couple wants to do a threesome, but a lot of time, they don't know how, you know what I've gotten to the point. I don't say you do three cents. Yeah, three cents. But see, a lot of people don't fuck good enough to do three cents. You got to be a good fucking person to do, like, you got to know how to fuck the shit at the person. You've been fucking first.

Y'all don't want to show up. Just watch a boy. You know what I'm saying? Y'all can't show up in the threesome and y'all don't have no good fucking chemistry. That's right. If you're going to be inviting some more. to some shit y'all got to really be on the same page you can't just be like i don't know what this bitch really into You gotta know what's going on, what's going on.

No, before a lot of couples want to do the shit, but they don't know how. Just like before we ever did it, it was like, well, how do we find a girl? Like, how do we even start this? How, like, no, she's on the same page. So you guys go internet searching and shit? No, no, no. I don't know how it happened. Then it happened.

But then once, like, I guess, like, club hostens became more and just came more popular. Like, it got to a point where it was a lot easier. Bitches was just throwing themselves at me. I mean, I can look at a girl. I can't look at guys. Like, y'all don't attract me for some fun. me for some fucking reason, like... Well, you know, it was great having you on this.

We wish you much success. I just feel like a woman has. Whatever you got coming up, man. Give us some shit to walk. No. You don't get my pussy there. You don't really just make my dick like that easy, you know?

It's not like I'm at the crib. Like, I want to fuck a bitch with some pink hair. She's going to get her shit in corner roll. What the fuck? Uh-uh. Great. It goes to the titty. Turn it up. Turn it up. What we got to do the same earlier? Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.

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Somebody sat in face with the chitty. Oh, hit me in the chest with a breast. Hit me in the chest with a breast. Hit me in the chest with a breast. There's a lot of shit going on in the world, man. Say less. How you're nail some lines with a chest with a breast? going. That's right. Hi, pull up to the nail salon. Okay, I'm not working this month, but all my girls are good. So bring your mama, your brother, I mean, not your brothers. He and your brothers, if he like getting his nails done, your aunties, side chick, baby mama, whatever you want to bring, whatever you like. Go see me. Hey, me. That's my cousin. If I'm not there, you can go see her, you see all of the girls. Support our businesses. Everybody good up in the motherfuckets. Y'all are all good meals? Nope. Just you? Just you?

Well, we got the nail of people in the building tonight. So I got a quick question for Mimi in your nail shop now. So if they come through with seven fingers, do you guys still give them, you know, do you guys, do they still have to pay the full price or do you guys get them a discount? Damn. Okay. I have a five finger. That's policy. So you got missing fingers.

you still got a hand so that got shit to do with me what if you only got... But if you come in with one motherfucking hand, you know? That's right. You know for me? Yeah. I charge you half private. That's half you know. But if you too...

So y'all play too much. I recently met a bad bitch who really didn't have a lot of fingers. What? Hey, Ma! He said I just recently met a bitch. Yeah. Yeah, she was bad. What happened to her fingers?

I don't know. I didn't ask because she was fine. I mean, it's not my business. I mean, she had all the fingers, but her shit was just, you know, you know, kind of curve. Hey, bro, that's the thing. Some women be, some ladies insecure about their disabilities. Yeah, but I want to be there. I want to use my platform to say this right now.

You know, I want to do that. Somebody that still fuck you, man. I want to inspire them, you know what I'm doing? That ass still fat. You know, yeah. Even though you got the little arm, you got a fat ass on both sides. That ass is fat. You make that shit, we can still make everything.

God gave you. It's not a disability. It's a challenge. That's right. Yeah. So now you got to... Come on, man. What the fuck?

I want to call. I'm going to get him. Mom. I hate him. I hate him. It's the turkey. God damn. Shout out to the turkey wing.

Shout out to the dudes who got that little wing and you still... You still getting some. You just pull that little bits back like this in. You put in the dog in style. You've got to get creative with it. You got to get creative, you know what I'm saying? You got to keep a phone in that bit. And what really makes a phone.

You just got to act like you on. And what really makes some, you know, and what really makes a moan, you know, I realize what really makes a moan is when you, you know, you take that little, little arm and you throw it back there and, you know, fuck with the fingers, why you're hitting it from the back. Not the fingers? Yeah, adjust the fingers a little bit. They don't even open all the way up. They don't open all the way, you know, you just. He's blowing me, dog. You know, I mean, shit.

Hold on, this is what y'all don't understand. You don't have pictures. We have fans who have this. and they be watching this shit and they'd be fucking they'd be telling us shout out to the nigger who had the bed they laid all way down with the lights under that bed shut out to all my disabled all my disabled fans man I mean if y'all wouldn't turn it especially when you got good sense of humor with it shit is amazing like because I'm not the type of person like when I see it y'all notice for

a fact all my friends or if y'all even met me during these nail tours and stuff like that I don't have a filter and I say a lot of things right off my head but I I never try to make anybody feel offense to it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We live in a due day and time, man. I'm not going to be one that talk about you with me. Don't be embarrassing your shit. It is what it is. It breaks that shit.

One of my class in New York, I had a girl came to take one in my class, and she came in a wheelchair. So I'm not about to look at her late all night, you know what I'm saying? And not want to touch you. I can't touch a leg. So you mean, tell me, what the fuck is wrong with you? Shut the fuck up, but what the fuck? You don't know. Y'all know she's in a wheelchair.

So you mean, say you just seen it. This woman just rolling in a wheelchair. No, they actually put her up. She came to the class. She took my nail class. Yeah, she took my nail class. And I'm not like this there. I'm a type of person, like I said.

I say it was on my mind, but I don't mean any defense, you know what I'm saying? I like the way she think, because you don't need no fucking leg. You don't got to talk. You don't know goddamn nails. She don't. You don't? You don't? You just fucking sit there and take nails.

But I had so much fun with her. She told me her story, what had happened to her and watching her get in and out of the car and drawing you four hours to come see me. on one leg, like, it was like, you are fucking amazing. She came to kick you with you. You're fucking amazing. Like, I just thought it was so beautiful. Like, you gotta go through all this shit every day just to get in your car because what happened to you?

Right. So, I don't know, but I loved it. And I had to play with her leg was so squishy. She had these leather pants on her knee was big as shit, right? And she had these little pants on it. She just tied up and bowed up and was tucked under. So I'm going to touch that, Joe's like a titty. That's not like a big ass titty.

What the fucking is wrong with you, me? You don't say anything. You got damn thing. Welcome back to the 85 South show. Well, Love with Mimi will rub on your disabled leg like a big teddy. This is so fucked up. Every week we come in this show and get looser and looser. I loved her. She was so sweet. And then I pushed her around in her wheelchair and I did like circles. Y'all don't want to see the video?

No. No. Well, you know, my favorite part. It's a privacy. Don't play it. My favorite part about Hood. They might sue us. My favorite part about Hood News. She might just see you on here and sue you and You know, I get to, I get the, I get the, I get the, I get the, you know, I get the touch, you know, the most exciting parts, Mimi, is that I get to touch Brenda Ernie and Tony. What? What the fuck is they? Who the fuck is they?

Those are the crack heads. Oh, okay. Yeah, what's their names? Brenda Ernie and Tony. Yeah, Brenda Ernie and Tony. Yeah, they're always smoking crack. Yeah, they're always up to some shit. They're always up to the different shit, you know, they're always browsing through shit.

I remember one time I was on the scene. You know, you know, smoking crack. But it was, you know, it was a horrific scene. I mean, I've never seen a fucking crackhead hit a whole 50 on a crack pipe and bring that bitch down to a $10 guy. I mean, that's awesome. In one pool? In one pool. I've seen them take it down to it.

And when did you start covering the hood news? I mean, I started covering it since, you know. We have a row of you. It's been four years since I've been doing it, and I'm going to help. What was your first story that you covered? Oh, the first story that I ever covered, man. It was wild shit. I was in Savannah.

I was in my hometown. You're from Savannah? Yeah. Okay. What those hooligans are? Shots out to you guys. All right. The hooligans?

Anyway, yeah. I was down in Savannah. I was right on Skidaway Victory Drive. I was headed home and, you know, I was always, you know, doing hood news impersonations and shit. And I was riding down the street and this white lady ran into a fucking palm tree. And I'd seen it firsthand. I swear to God, I've seen it firsthand. Was she all right?

She was drunk as shit. She had a whole bottle in the car. A wine. She had some red wine in the car. She hit that shit pretty hard. Airbag came out. So I told my folks, I said, hey, pull this fucking truck over. I'm going to get this here story.

You know, shots out to the voodoo chips or whatever. Nicky, you high. That nigga is high, man. But I'm going to tell you. But the first story, I'm going to tell you. Guys, I'm going to tell you. I'm gonna hide a fucking can of crap meat on sale. But hey, it's all love, but I'm gonna tell you.

Hey, man, play me some music because we're high. Play me some on high music, bro. But then I got high. The 85 shop show. Coming to you live, motherfuckers. Shout out the city trends. I need some candy. I'm mad.

I should I smell all my favorite. Shout out the city trends. You fuck with shit, I do all day. And am I going to deal with y'all? Because y'all been getting city trend. Deal with the good. Yeah, we're about to get our own dureg line with city trends. I see all y'all see the Tram.

I'm like, I'm talking about Chalky. Rainbow. I used to know. City Trends? What's good? City Trends? We fuck with City Trends, bro.

We're doing this for free just because we fuck with. Does City Trend have it like a song? No, but just the thing. City Trends is reaching back to the hood. They're starting to see all the baby mommas and shit in there. And they like, these are our consumers. We want to go direct to the consumer.

That's right. And then I came to him and I was like, you know what? I want my own do rag line. and they was like let's see what we can do let's talk about it let's get on the phone Monday

you ain't got no hair Carlos but it doesn't matter you don't understand you don't understand you don't understand what a do rag means to the black community

it's a mindset all right I'm gonna tell you guys it's gonna be a real you're a hater I'm telling you Carlos I didn't say shit when you were teaching

a lady that's coming out that's gonna be five shit all the baby mommers all the baby daddies are gonna be able to Where even your first-born children are going to be able to wear. Rolled up hatline, condom hatline. Yeah, this is what you call a condom skelly. That L, the hat and the tails.

Yes, a condom Skelie. Stick my head in. That's trying to look dusty as a motherfucker. Dive right in. Dive right in. Dive right in. It's one of those hood trap-a-trap-tons. Hold on.

These are one of those trap-a-thons, if you will. Oh, no, I just need to ask the question. What? This song is reminding me of. What is going? What the fuck is y'all talking about? I don't know. We're going to talk about your new bag.

And then we started to talk about his ugly-a little hat. Me, me. Then he got to talk. Y'all got something on your head. Oh, yeah, city trends. They're, they're, they're sponsoring the, you want to. Imagine if I was sitting here with Citrient. I'm a big fan of City Trends all day.

City Trend, honey. Oh, I can't say that, right? You can say whatever you want. But you actually let me show the video. Show the video. Fuck it. Show the video, Mimi. I tried to give me some.

Because you didn't have a fucking attitude. Is this my girl? Every since you brought this video shit up. In other news. With your leg, it's like a titty. We had so much fun. She was happy. These motherfuckers are crazy, man.

But that's just how the 85 South show goes in the Trembliving. See the fucking video? She's a leader. Shout to the young lady in the wheel chair. Shout out to Journey Love Hurts. That was Maboo. Yeah. See, I sit here.

In a wheelchair after class. She was such a good sport. How many people came to take your nail class? This one was 11. The New York was the bigger one. The one with the smallest one is like three. And now it's like two, three people that pay. So you gave her so up.

You're about to get back on your hip-up? Y'all ladies, y'all beautiful ladies, gave her a few, the lady in the wheelchair. Did y'all give her a manicure and pedicule? You stupid. You fucking, you fucked up. She can get one. She can get a hair.

Your patch a one leg, girl, you're a part of one leg guy. Hey, man, my name is Carlos Miller, and I have to get some better friends. Who in news at six? And lovely me, me are terrible people. Fuck we not. You see the type of... You see the type of... You're into the fuck out of my chips!

You went off your heart. I didn't even realize he's eating my chips. I stole like two of my bag. Ain't in my face on the whole story about some fucking one leg shit if you were like, Hey, would y'all? Hey, man, that's some weird shit. I said to eat that shit. Like, hey man, that's real.

You got on shit. Only project niggas were still chips, chips from people they don't know. He matches. Oh shit, that's that Illuminati shit. That is fucked up. Your shirt is the exact same as that bag. I see your shirt? I don't know voodoo though.

Look. Hey man. Boodoo chip bag looking at one. If I call your ass, voodoo. Fuck off me! Hey, I'm gonna tell you, this lady here is hell. I'm gonna tell you, she's hell on the scale, if you will. But could you tell us, Mimi?

Mimi. Hey, I'm a big fan of, I'm a big fan of city trends. I'm gonna tell you, I tell the people all the time, I don't care how you get the bag, I don't care if you're stealing out of Walmart. Family dollars, city trends. It's all getting the bag, hell. You know what I used to go to in Z&V?

Four more mills. All the D&V people go get that shit. So we got a store, it's like CityTrain, all cheap school little outfits, like, little matching outfits and little, like, African jeans and stuff. You know, I can stay with them lit, With the zippers and shit.

All that shit. They got all that shit. Covenants. I think that's where you used to shop. For more meals. For real? Were you stealing out of there? You just was shopping.

It was too cheek to steal. I was boiling. Oh. Too caught full of shit. You ain't no real nigga you ain't never stole the outfit from somewhere. Four month meals. Much love to everybody who's ever gotten fresh and somebody else's shit. All the boosters, shoplenders.

I feel like I always look better in my friends clothes than I do in my clothes. That's fucked up. Oh, shit. Now your friends ain't gonna let you borrow shit because they heard you say that. I let my friends all go in my closet and go puss. Because I have, I'm one of those people that have a bunch of clothes and I didn't have nothing to wear. Wow. I just stand in there and stare all my clothes.

I got shit in there. If you wanted those people that people let borrow shit and they don't want back, you're a nasty motherfucker. Yeah, you don't have to laugh because it's true. You're nasty. nasty. If you borrow some shit and they don't want it back, you're just a nasty motherfucker. You're known for being an extra sweaty.

It's not even that you stink. You just smell funny. You can keep it. I'm good. I don't want it back. Hey, let me borrow that. Hell now. I don't even want to wear that shit. Right. Your pillow stink. I don't even want to wear it. You can keep that shit. Hell no

family's ain't get no sleep because the pillow stinks. Hell no, you can keep that, fam. That's fucked up. Oh, look, it's like one of them videos. Like, you found your soulmate. This is a great chip commercial. 85-7.

Voodoo. You need to sell voodoo chips on the black. The podcast for motherfuckers who take selfies, eat chips. Look at this voodoo. Look at his voodoo. I just talking about voodoo. Oh, look. Look, this picture funny is a motherfucker.

Look, zoom in on this bitch. That's right, guys. I want you a bag of voodoo chips to make sure you log on to the website right now to get you a bag of voodoo chips. And we'll send you a bag of personal voodoo chips to your doorstep. I'll tell you. Only one bag. These shits are high as hell. Shut out to everybody who's been coming to the live shows, man.

Support an 85 South show. Y'all fucking lit. You think so? Can we have made some noise? Fuck! Y'all fucking lit. You think we lit? You think we lit?

I tell you y'all y'all lit. Your fucking shit. Your fucking shows are lit. It's lit. You know what? You know what? Settings. It's good.

It's good. I want to go to a live window. It's the fans who make the shows lit. That's right. I need to sit my ass in one of those. I always see my ass in the trap house, but I'm so glad this rap house. I was big in a lot of that truck. You had me in the closet over there last time.

And then you're fucking walls. We're moving you up. We're moving on now. We're moving on now. You'll be at the last show in no time. That's right. We're going to the top. We didn't be in some air shit.

So glad we out of this closet. We made our way to the living room. Yeah. You all fell on me last time. Remember that? Yes. And I was bigger. I was looking back and I was like, damn.

I'm the fucking shoulder bag. You're a whole new bitch now. Like, what's right? I'm telling you, Mimi. Bring you back. I don't. I don't know. What's new?

What is new? Did you get? I got some new tities, y'all. What they do with the old tits? They took up hard at, if y'all follow my YouTube. They recycle on or something? Y'all can see that shit. For real?

So how you like your new tithes? I love it. I love it. New tithes in the building. Got some new tithes. How do you order your new tits? How do you order your new tits? When you go in the doctor, how do you get your new tits?

And these are not mosquito bites, folks. Bito bike, folks. Okay, I got sportsball. I do wear sports all the time anyways. There you go. My fucking school outfit fell off. Titty. How you order your new tities?

Like you go in and there's like a set, like a set of tities on the wall? Yeah, no, no, no, no. There are tithies like your bath bomb. Where's the bathroom? Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I like to know that. Titties lay like plastic little circle, like water balloons things. And they're going to be like, you're going to throw you with this,

they're going to throw you to see you like that, and you put it up to you like, hmm. I can see myself with that I was throwing them bitches I was patten up so once you found the right titty you just So you was, hold on, you was patting on the titty's like produce Yeah like a water matter, let's see if it's right Do I want the city? This is the sound of the titty

gotta get slapped in the chest Go back to the song, the slab in the chest, to the breast something something. So I got a question though Like, like, like, my old titty was hard My old titty was water bags, right? Yeah, I don't say like in the original Yeah, I had a cheap one. How did that look?

Like, no, I'm just saying like. No, they looked at fine, like, but internally, my left titty was fucked up. That motherfucker titty was hard. I had no feeling my left, no, but then they had a nerve to be lit. So my left titty had a feeling, but my right titty didn't have feeling, but it was softer. So that was the disabled one? Yeah, you're going to, like, fuck up all your teeth if you suck on this titty. Oh, shit.

Because it's really hard. And. What the fuck? Like, oh, shit. So, you mean, I'm telling me, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm Crank my goat. Oh shit. Man. So how are the new titties? Everything These new tities are amazing, y'all. The other tities were saline. So these are softer like scottish. These ones are called gummy bears. Okay. So gummy bears is more expensive. That's what the

Tiddy actually called. They call gummy bears. Why they're called gummy bears? Okay, so the water bag in the silicone bag, right? If you cut those bag in half, it will leak out. One will leak out water and the other one would leak out a gel silicone, okay? If that gel silicone leak into your body, it causes cancer. If the water one leaks, it's okay because where our body is made of 90% water, okay? So those are pros and cons, okay, of those two. And then gummy bears came along, right?

And gummy bears is like this motherfucker life statement, like a gummy bear, right? So a gumbearer is off. I was going to eat that, but go ahead. That's okay. Oh, your hands fucked up. You're right. I did high-five this booty guy.

I know. A couple of pair of them. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house.

Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect podcast network, tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite

shows. Adventure should never come with a pause button. Remember the movie pass era, where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero cents, and I could not stop thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines, like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black Founder, Steve. Casey Spikes, who was pushed out of movie pass the company that he founded.

His story is wild, and it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary. We dive into how culture connects us. When you go to France, or you go to England, or you go to Hong Kong, those kids are wearing Jordans, they're wearing Kobe's shirt, they're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a Black Bounder. Close your eyes and tell me what a tech founder looks like. They're not going to describe someone who looks like me and they're not going to describe someone who looks like you.

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Okay, proceed. What about? Titty gumby. Yeah, it's just a whole titty. Nothing leaks. Yeah, so if you cut the gummy bear in half, it doesn't leak. That's the problem. How are y'all cutting up titty?

You know? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Man, don't be out here cutting up tities. Look, ladies, look at me. I'm just a man who loves tities. My opinion, I'm not going to shit. The tities you got right now do. They'll do.

I swear to fucking got, somebody like them. Those you have. I don't give a fuck how you feel about them. Mealy, what advice would you give the ladies who about to buy some new tits? Would you recommend the gummy bear tities? Yeah, it tastes good. I mean, shit.

So that means guys, load up on the gummy bear titties if you will. Hey man. So when you said some new titties, you actually met some new tities. You want to get some titty with some ass you want to lose the way, do some drugs, do some cracks like I. Tell you're joking about the crack guys, okay?

All right. Me. Me. What the fuck? I thought I was fucked up, but you more fucked up than me. What fucking you mean? Yeah, I've been fucked up. I've been on toilet for like four fucking days with diarrhea. You're fucking throwing up.

What is wrong with you? She said down. Yeah, and throwing up. I know what it is. Because you ate all that shit on YouTube. That was a while ago. Yeah, it came back. It just setting your shit.

Took forever to come back to. Yeah. You good? Now I am. That's why I'm here. That's why you got the jumpsuit on to try to keep all that shit in the... You're leaking.

Try to stop the leakage. Yeah. Quit twerking. Now we know you got the shitty booty. Well. We don't want it to leak out in the reporter. I'm in here, twirmy of your shit hair in. So y'all can't tell me about no booty because y'all eat hairy pussy.

I'm never going to get over that. We don't eat shitty booty? Yeah, that's... But you eat hairy pussy. But we don't eat shitty booty. It's on the hairy pussy. No, that's a different thing. Where do you think that fucking pussy hair goes when she sits down and goes to her booty?

When you sit down. When you sit down. You can't talk to me. You can't talk to me about the fucking shitty booty. You got a shitty booty. You fuck. You walk around with shitty booty and dancing toward the shitty booty. Where I'm from, they call that nanny and up.

Huh? Who that? Who that? It's the man with the wipes. That's the whole man delivering the baby wipes. Let him in. Shut up, Craig. Don't judge me.

I feel like somebody's father in this shit. When you got long nails, they're like, how do you wipe your ass? How do you wipe your ass? You don't, you let that bitch air dry. You nasty. I knew your, I knew it. All their air in the state. So you get fungine and all that shit.

You buy one of those with a public restroom, the little air dryer. Make the noise. Make the air dryer noise. And he just put your ass over. Woo. Wow. Do it. Woo.

If you ever, if you ever scratched your pussy on your nails, leave me a comment. I'm going to get back with you. Explodicious. Scrashed it, blizzard. And after see, done, you got to get the air freshen. You got to spray the fresh after you're done. Sprite. What?

Damn. I should just walk the fuck out. You didn't make the noise down. I like it. Hey! Oh shit. Hey, whoa, you funny, you shit. Oh, man.

I'm gonna know the air flushing that was in here. I should just leave. It's a fucking circus, man. You can't control these people. It's just a fucking circus, man. I was a little glade right now. That's going to get the plug-in. That's better than plug-in.

Your titty broke it. Your new titty broke it. He'll try like hell to put that shit on. Just hold it. Oh. I'm not trying to. I've given up. Mimi is fucking crazy, man.

Nope, I hit the J one time. That's right. That's what it is. You hide. I'm hired shit. That's okay. I don't smoke weed, y'all. Weed is not my kind of drug.

And I just hit the J. I'm part to take a drugs, but I'm going to tell you, guys. I am not from the States. I am from Nigeria, okay? You asked my Godma? Yeah, I'm from Nigeria. Ladies and gentlemen. I'm the head, nigga.

I would like to welcome my new guest to the show. Mimi's tities have decided to be on this episode also. Everybody makes memy's tits. You're welcome. Get those girls behind. Hell yeah. Those tities is new, fresh out the box. Yes, they are.

Less than a hundred miles on them. At all. At all? At all. Like no pain. No. It's like they was never even there. That's right.

I came about that. I came about that motherfucker like. For real? Yeah. She healed it one day. I felt refreshed because my titty was fucked up. So the shit, y'all even let me finish the story. Oh.

up, it's like, it's like extra tissue, built up around your titty because a foreign object is in there. So when they took that shit out, this shit looked like pork chop, like fried pork chop. And it was, that was in my titty. Yeah, I'm glad they got it out. I feel like we on Dr. Phil. Well, you know, oh. No, we got to approach this with a certain seriousness because we take tities very seriously.

That's right. It was fucked up. It was a capsular contracted titty. Damn. So at that moment, when did you notice? the, you know, the heart tissue growing in on the inside of the breast caliber. You know, for a long time, I knew it, but I didn't have no money to fix it. Absolutely.

But you've been having money. I've seen you with some money. Yeah. You had titty money. Yeah. But at the moment, I didn't have it, or I just didn't want to spend it on that. On the titty. And maybe I could ride this shit out. If I massage this shit with bengue and shit like that, I'd be all right.

Archinia cream, all that shit. Can't put Ben Gae on the titty. You know, so I saw the plot. I got in a car accident, and I tried to say the seatbelt fucked up my left titty so I can get some money. Oh, shit. Fixed the left city. I don't think that ever came through.

Well, I heard if you, I heard if you piss and shit during an accident, you get a little bit more. I don't know. I'm going to call $1004.11 pain after this. See, like, you're in consultation on that. I'm going to stage one after this. Atlanta will be on a come up with that car insurance. I was in an accident. I got injured over 80% of my body,

and I called John Richard Whitfield. He got my money. Fas! That's right. It's your money. Use it when you need. Paul Jackson, Massey, Massey. Damn, man.

Georgia than outlawed abortions all together. Oh, yeah, that shit crazy. You can't even have a sad bitch no more. You got to pull out. Got to. They should have called it the pullout bill. Hey, the pullout bill. That's what it is.

You know, Plan B pill is about to be $3,000. Oh, shit. So you guys are going to have to sell a little bit more ass and a little bit more pussy. I'm going to tell you, sell a little bit of more of those food stamps. Pussy is the most dangerous shit on the streets right now. Damn, that shit's high as crack. Shit, pussy is sending people up the creek. Hey, I'm going to tell you.

No evidence. All she got to do is say, I don't know what happened. I just woke up and the pussy was missing. Ma'am, what was the last place you had just? What? I don't remember. I just, I know I had the pussy on me when I went to sleep. I woke up and I just felt like my pussy was lighter.

Like somebody, I don't know if he stole something. Play with him. It felt looser. Sir, put your hands behind your goddamn back. They're going to make a dude confess to somebody stealing some dick from him. Some lady going to find out one of these rich-haired ladies that's stealing dick, too. Tell us what she did. Oh my god.

She took off my pants. And then she took my thing. What thing? thing my thing don't make me say what this we need to know what she did okay so she took my thing my dick she took my dick okay what did she do with oh don't make me say this oh don't make me say this we have to know what she did so we can help you sir what she did she took my dick and if she put in her mouth What did she do with it in her mouth and starting slobbing on it and spitting on it?

I'm trying to tell her to stop, but she said, mm-mm. I didn't want her to stop. I didn't want her to do it. I promise. I tried, but she just wouldn't stop. She just kept going to. And then what did she do? She took my thing.

What thing? My penis. What is this? I don't know what this penis is. I can't write the shit down if he won't tell me what she did. Okay, he took my thing and did she's stuffing inside her stuff. What stuff? And her stuff.

You mean her vagina? Yes, she did all these things I didn't want to do it, but she did anyway. It's going to come out. The tape is, I heard the tape. It's coming. Oh, yeah, but I went to a deep, dark place. Yeah. Yeah.

She just. My stuff. It was cool. I was cool with it. We stayed friends a long time. Oh, so you're nasty. You're just not nasty. Hey, my name is Carlos Miller.

These ladies right here already told me they're like niggas who ain't shit. We bring them back. You're stuck in shit. Shout out to all the niggins who are going on vacation with a bitch. They ain't supposed to be with. Ain't nobody ever did that to you? That's right. Boodoo Chip.

My nigga, you, hey, nobody took your thing. 2019, bro. Don't hide in them pictures, man. Post your shit too. Shit too. Fuck them questions. Twins, third. Post your shit.

We take your business on vacation this year. No draws. Dick hair hanging out the shorts. That's right. Drug dealer body. Drinking corona's like real father. You don't gotta be in shape if you got money. That's my new quote.

I'm not how to think about it. First it's pussy hair and now you say dick hair. Now I want this fucking type of fucking hair in my brain. Shut up. You got pink hair. You think we're going to take your opinion on hair. Your hair pink.

That means it's cute. Shit. So my pussy is going to be cute. No, it ain't. I like cute things. My hairy pussy is not cute. I heard your pussy look like dragon noodles. Nope.

It looked like dragon balls. She got a Pikachu in her pussy. She ain't. Pikachu. No, no, no. I have a jiggly puff. No, you don't. Yeah, I do.

I got a jigglypuff. Google it. I heard it. When I got a jiggly puck, it sings, and then it put that ass to sleep with that fat pussy. Oh, for real. Gigali pot, jikaze. He made him you sleep and her pussy singing just like that. Hey!

Oh, shit. Make the pussy go to sleep, man. Everybody go to bed. The pussy, too. Don't be cute. Uh-uh. Get your ass in them panties and go to bed. She's still up, night with her ass. Man-a-drill, motherfucker, Benadryl, stuff your game up.

Oh, shit. Y'all discussed. These people are fucked up. You know this niggis. Hey, the perk. Hey, the perk. Hey, oh, you're back. I'm gonna take these perks.

You just say this. What? The end, if you will. Meen can't hit the weed no more. She's just here. Whatever, man. This motherfucker can just get this speaking in comments. Just saying, shit.

I'm gonna take my purse to my hotel. This is a hotel room. I'm going to call till I can't know more. I'm going to take my purse. This would be a perfect time to tell all the young drug addicts to get off the pills. I'm okay. I'm okay. There is a real life opioid crisis.

opioid crisis going on right now. But everybody has their own drugs and like and shit. That's the crazy part. I understand how y'all be on a sleepy drugs like perks fucking lean and shit. That syrup is the shit that put you in sleep. I'm not trying to fucking go to sleep. I'm not trying to stay to fuck up. I'm on uppers around this bitch.

I'm on whee. I'm on wheyed. I'm on wheyed. We made me fucking sleep too. They said the depth of indica and the TV. What is it? Just get your three side of fix. I went to Cali.

I slept that shit. What? I slept for two days. I'm not. Uh, mm-mm. It's three side effects when you smoke wheat, folks. It's hungry, happy, sleepy, all right? Don't eat all the kids cereal.

I get sleepy, stuck, cold, paranoid, dry, slow, miss my eggs at 20 times, fucking plight the sugar goes out. We did never, you know what I was in high school, I smoked that shit. I got older that shit. I'd be dumb. I like the ride with her guy. It's the weed. It's the weed.

It's the weed. It's the weed. Blame it on the weed. Blame everything on the weed. I mean, we all know. need a vice. At once they was blaming on that's the week. I definitely want all the young pill poppers to get out of the pills.

You're going to be a young old nigger real soon. You're going to need a walker, a pamper, shitting on yourself, hand going to be shaking. You're going to be lying that shit. Your dick ain't going to work. You're going to be a water tech. Eat your vegetables. I eat live vegetables and drink water. They don't drink water.

That's why they drug addict. Water's good for you. Stop doing that soda pop shit. All right. water. Like a bunch of bubbly stuff. All right, anything else we need to say before we get the fuck out of here? Shit. Tell them some shit. I can't do it one time.

I feel like I've been half ever. Like, it's done yet. It's over. Hey, you guys are on Perkins. I advise you to guys step it up, get the 20s. They're much better. 20s better than 30s. I don't know. But Brent, Ernie and Tony, they're out back. We've got

to get those guys back to the house because they're ready to smoke some dope, but I don't know what they're getting ready to do. But we Got to get them back out there in the roadway so they can do their shit. But hell, we're at the 85th South Show chilling with Mimi, got Carlos here. Hell, I don't know. They might ride back home with one of these guys. I don't know.

Drop some dope in their car and get them all caught up. Mimi said, Mimi. What are he talking about? He lost me. Hey, man. These motherfuckers have. I'm straight. I'm straight.

This has been another. episode of the 85% show. I mean, it was like the... See you motherfuckers next time. Bye, honey. Bye, Lane.

From Mr. Nail down to Violet, we do for you. You stupid. Support blackmail text. Y'all black in the shop at like one quarter of the weekend. The rest of this black nail text

to play me some music all the way out. We do. Yeah. I like that. Promote your motherfucking corner store. You got to have a voo chip, son.

City trends. If you will, I mean, if you will. Voodoo Chipsy, because you said you get that trash pussy. Go. Come in. Hey. My man, voodoo chips over here. You know, he might get a deal with city trash and voodoo tips.

Voodoo chips. Running around eating those voodoo chips. What's this is good now? Navigation with Newport 100s. Two? Say I'm a swap for a bad A bitch gotta wake It's what time

For two days Hey motherfucker And y'all still got to be here With my phone You hear me my phone right there She told my shit Believe it Always

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