The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Black Men Too Faithful Part 2 W. Karlous Miller & Navv Greene | Ep. 183

Episode Date: May 20, 2019

Karlous Miller and Navv Greene connect in the Trap Basement to catch up on what's been goin in the streets. The shift leader pops in to give his opinion on Ayesha Curry, the new abortion laws being passed in the South, and delivers some information on how to deal with your baby momma. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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all up in the videos all up on the track and get your own goddamn record company man can't tell that nigga what to do with his shit man he's putting the money up He's from the paper. Shit, you want to be seen right in there.

Don't tell me shit if you broke her, because I don't listen to broke niggas. Why would I take advice from fuck niggas? Can't fuck with you. Hang around you now I'm stuck with you. Can't come up with you. Now I'm fucked with you. Because you're a crab ass in the barrel. Who the fuck put the crabs in the barrels?

What you asked, Jay-Z? Hell, I don't know it's just a crab like me. I'm trying to crawl up the side where the crabs can't see. Hey, you heard what I said, what? I'm trying to get out there side that the crabs can't even see. See, they be focusing on you and they're forgetting about me. And then the next thing you know, I don't crawled out of arms reach, get it? Yeah, you feel what I'm saying?

And you brought it back and then and flipped it on. Yeah, I was just being astronomical with it. You know what I'm saying? You can't do it another way though. Man, all right, well check it out. Okay, so, okay, so by the time they realized that I didn't creep about the side, I will be way up out they reach or they grasp

on their ass. You feel me? I ain't even know what I was gonna do with it. Saved it. I thought I caught you off guard. You never do that. I see ya. I'll never let you do that.

Man, every time I come, I try, but I never do it. When I got this money, where am I gonna keep it, where I'm gonna put it? I should put it in. in a bank account and let it get some interest. I'm not interested in doing that, so give me a couple stacks just in case I'm not able to come back.

Did you catch that? That's a fact. I don't give a fuck how many checks I get. I still need a stack. Don't ask me what I'm doing because my life is in ruin. I'm about to take my bitch shop and stop to get some ribs for the barbecue. Come on.

It's taking care of the family, this is what this is for. This is the 85. South Show, bro. This is a podcast a niggas who originally didn't know what a podcast was. Didn't they start watching this and then came to a live show. Guess what they are now? 85% of

Big facts. You don't hear what I'm saying, bro. Because we don't been everywhere from like from Huntsville to Jacksonville and then Knoxville and Nashville and Nashville Louisville and all the vills and Greenville

And we coming back still. You think that we won't, but we will. And you already know had so much fun when we went to Orlando. Come on, bro. I don't give a damn. I do a show in Birmingham if I want to. I do everything that these niggas don't do. Go to the Stardome.

Don't do two. Nigger, do three. And keep this shit real. Do three most shows where my nigger in Nashville Crack smoke all in your body if you have not seen that nigger asked somebody Come on bruh The 85 South Show let me tell you what it's about jokes about when your mom about to put you out the house for disrespecting and running your mouth Yeah, we did that I see what other motherfuckers is trying to

to do and they think that we don't know where they get it from bro we see you bro stay in the child's place we see you now we're not even the type of people who would address no shit like that we wish sometimes you got to we wish everybody well the fucked-up part is but you got to let them know you know we've been telling them now that they see that it's all good they they're behind you should have been did it Nah, man, nah, do you. It's the blueprint. Do you, though, but do your blueprint.

You get what I'm saying? So if a nigga do another nigga blueprint, is it still a blueprint? Man, you got that. If you want to use a nigga blueprint, you need what? Permission. Don't do that. Don't do that. That's enough.

Turn it off, see. Welcome back to the 85 Southshay. We're just getting out philosophical. Come on, man. But you know it is what it is, though. That's just how the game goes, man. Yeah. Everybody got to ride the wave, man.

You know what I'm saying? Never let these niggas ride your wave if you're too busy creating your own wave. It's fucked up when they catch it late though. Woo! Ooh! No, it's fucked up when they reheat your shit and think you don't know what it is. That shit don't need to be the same. Come on now, do you.

How you gonna do me if I'm me? And then they see you doing it. And then they see you doing me, and then they get us confused. And then they're like, who the fuck is who? Don't do that. Now it's two me's and know you. The fucked up part that they had already, like, go for us. It sounds like you want to wrap some of that.

Man, hey, man, put it on. Oh, no, I wouldn't even trying to start. No shit. Every time you come here, you start. I do. You're a shit starts. I think it's because your team lost. You're trying to, you really just trying to feel better.

Is that it? Because you know you got to come up off that little money. Hey, come on, man. You know you got to pay that nigga that. the money. Yeah, I'm a stretch of the day or two though. No, don't do that. That's a whole ass shit. No, it ain't. Come on, bro. Like, let me hit you about the money.

Don't hit me right after the game. Let me, let me. But if you, but if he would have won. No, I don't do that. Man, I promise you don't do that. Ma'am, I know you. I just read a tweet where you asked your daughter back for the money she didn't spend on the school trip. That's different. That ain't different, bro.

That's your baby. Because, like, low she's been, like, I don't like people to stack on me. My little girl been stacking on me. Like, I already knew she had money from the last time, but I still gave her some more money. I'm like, what is you trying to do? You're fin to buy your mama no mother's day with my shit.

Hey, bro. Hey, man. Sometimes, I don't know what the fuck been going on, man. All I guess is who been coming on the 85 South show been tripping. They're tripping. man it must be uh mercury must be driving the escalate or something no loz it ain't that it's like on father's day i get all the homemade shit that's what you're supposed to get you the father right but you know mother's day dad let's go do this let's go hey man we ain't doing all this shit now

you're a hater you're a hater you're a hater you got to get that up off your heart well fuck i don't know where it's gonna take a couple years you got shivley the money I just want them to have a trip through Atlanta where they're like, what are we going to get dad this year? You know, I don't went to Ross, Marshalls. She don't see none of that. Ooh, that's the song right there. Turn that up.

We go to the mall, now she'll find her mama the perfect gift. On Father's Day, they don't never get us shit. At all. They don't get us shit. At all. Every other fucking Father's Day, they don't get us shit. They don't get us shit. They take us out and get that same-ad meal, that same-ass-food.

Them same-ass-suck, them-same-ass-shoe. We get that same-ass steak. That same-ad food. We get them same-ass-sought, and them-same-ass-suit. We got a tie for what. What the fuck I need a tie-for? I don't like the gifts of what I need to laugh for. Motherfucker bought a lawnmow.

Fuck I need a lawnmow. work for, damn, this family is ungrateful because I pay all the bills. It's Father's Day, you mad, but that's exactly what it is. Didn't even get no breakfast with no eggs and no bacon. I want a new family because my old family hate it. My wife didn't even suck no dick. I hate this Father's Day shit, and they've made me sick.

We're gonna take me out to eat in hell. I got the pay, man, that's some bullshit on Father's Day. They be like Daddy, I need some money. going on the trip they be like daddy I need some money we going to do some shit they be like daddy daddy daddy that's all they say they wear out my name just like every fucking day and then I don't want no drama so some money to your mama I don't even give a fuck how much just don't want drama give it to her tell her don't call my phone and don't text happy father's day that's a weak-ass text I'm so tired of that shit and it's unoriginal chain letter

tax nigger fuck the criminals and felons who be sending that shit now this a real ass shit father's day some bullshit man you just wrap my whole fucking situation up man on father's day they'll have you cutting some grass and talk about let's go eat with the family and then sit with some niggas older than me i got a stress on my mind bro How you just summarize that shit. I can't even complain no damn more. Man, don't. We all got it bad.

I might buy her mama a good gift. Do it, bro. Just so she can leave me to fuck alone. Do it. I don't think about that. That's a reason not to text me. That's the only piece you're going to get as a black man, bro. Some left alone.

It costs you a few dollars to get some peace and happiness, man. I don't know if you figured it out yet. I mean, I'm slightly older than you. but you gonna have this a man your piece gonna cost you it'll be worth it in the lawn who some shut the fuck I always make sure you got some shut the fuck up money because you're already in the baby daddy game we baby fathers bro and nobody gonna look out for us mm-hmm no you ever you run your grandparents did they have their own room like your granddad had his own room or they always slept together

No, man. My granddad, he had his own room, and my grandma, you all was like that, too, girl? Yeah, yeah, like, I never realized until. I got about 25. You know what? I'm like, I can't wait until. You know why, though? You know why, though?

You know why, though? Because your granddad wasn't no freak-ass nigger. Yeah. He only slept with your grandma when he wanted some pussy, and then he got up, and he went in his room. I didn't, and the thing about your granddad is after he got some pussy, he got fully dressed. He put all his clothes back on. Like he's going to a house. and walk down the hall to his bedroom every saturday because you know they go to church on sunday

that saturday night he's sleeping in the room grandma he might tip in there happy as hell now he's sleeping there friday night he might tip in there saturday but you know he ain't gonna wake up in there sunday m'n't know that ain't pop-off sneaking out of grandma's room right nigg ain't even realized them folk married he can't go in there but you look like he's sneaking out on that they did plenty fucking they got 10 11 children right now that we want nobody to talk about We begin our grandma, all the respect. But grandma has some dirty, dark secrets, too. All them baby daddies, don't none of these kids look alike.

Three light-skinned uncles, four dark-skinned uncles. Tall, short. Come on, now. Grandma got a whole other set of kids that live somewhere else. But they're always talking about the granddads. You don't even know them, uncles. Yeah, they always talk about the granddad. Grandad.

Grandma ain't packed up and left a whole family. Started a whole new one. Come on, man. Roll up something. That's too powerful. It's too painful to talk about. It's too painful. What'd you been up to, Pimp?

Man, just living. Just living. Going through it. Yeah. It'd be the ups, the downs. It's the ups that make the downs. Yeah, niggas love talking about the ups. I don't start embracing the downs.

Damn. That's negative, man. No, the other day, I was like, it's a good time right now. Just being. I'm going to look back and smile like, oh, the fuck you was two months ago. Real talk.

Oh, so you're thinking positive and shit. Yeah, I looked in her refrigerator. I said, look, I ain't shit in this motherfucker. That's all right. I said in a couple weeks, this motherfucker's going to be full. A couple weeks? Why it takes so long? My cousin, she had to recertify on her food stamps.

Damn, man. So when she recertified, I gave her the $100. She gave me $200 worth of stump. Now my shit, fool. Nick, I got alkaline water. I was just about to ask you what you get. Did you get some egg or waffle? Who?

Y'all get, y'all put them. man and they're organic like I ain't just doing a loz I ain't just doing regular shit I was doing before the drop I'm gonna ask you I don't step I'm gonna go through the bougie grocery list see what you was fucking with how about that goddamn Texas toes with the cheese on it garlic yeah count it oh what you think I'm eating my spaghetti with what you get oh so you went and got the whole spaghetti oh yeah what you're doing the breakfast department the breakfast department oh I got a little egg whites

Yeah, egg white, low cholesterol. I mean, trying to get the tities off for the summer. I want the stomach, but the titty's gone. Titties got to go. Hey, the titty's so different. Titties got to go. Titty's got, man. I'm about there at the pool last shit.

I'm like, man, somebody walked in like, man, these studs getting real aggressive. That one I was like, see, I ain't ready to BJ's dope boy at belly out. Yeah. Yeah. But I ain't tank top neither. I ain't. Yeah.

when you jump in the water and that tank top stick to you're like yeah that's when you really look like so i just been really just bossing it up laying on a little beach chair like like you're doing some shit on the laptop yeah so that's where i'm at with it right now damn the tithes being here yeah i gotta get them all right ain't true this training nigga keep trying to get me to work out like now i'll be high bro i fucking get fucking working out it gonna be the same bids yeah it's gonna be the same ones they're like me They like me now. Yeah, they like you.

Why I need to get, if I get finer, it's unfair. I'm straight, bro. I know how to make my, I know my angles. Then you're building a dynasty. Catfish. I'm catfish, bro. I'm telling you, I'm showing up with a dope boy body all summer. All summer.

All my shit unbuttoned, chest hair, grown-ass man. I don't give a fuck. What's you gonna say if I'm pulling up on 26s or something? Gleaming and glossing, looking like a favorite dope. And different whips. Hell yeah, with about four racks She only didn't even know it's you Bro, you don't even have to have a lot of money

Just four racks and some sweatpants Looks rich as hell Pull up with 7,000 Three in this pocket Four in my right pocket Killer Awesome I like

I like when bitches I ain't used to shit I get a hook out like I don't get a fuck Pull that hundred out about the hook Big boy My flit's on the waitress Walked off on the chain Nah, she was like 73 She's like, hey, sir, sir, your chain

I was like, man, hey, don't stop me for no now, $27? You don't take that goddamn A little weekend, too. I'm like, hell, man, I gave him ten more, man. For one and up, though? Yeah, right now. That wasn't enough, bitch.

But she tried to fuck out, I do. Man, what? Everyone was your little company and shit. Man, yeah. We get outside, I don't tilt the valet or extra five. Right. Man, hey. So he could hit the pipe when they bring the challenge around.

I was like, appreciate your boss, man. I always call them niggins. Any field they're working, I call them ball man. Right, make them feel like they're gonna be the boss one day. Yeah. Yeah, just real player, like, man, yeah. So what she was talking about when she's saying you bossing up like that? She didn't say nothing at the time.

She did a little smirk. Right. She was getting the cuss. She was like, You be thinking, you be doing, son. I was like, what you're talking about, shaw? What you were listening to, Phil? Huh?

What you were listening to? I've been listening to the baby lately. But I'm saying, that's what you were swinging while you had a little shout in there. Oh, no, but when we got in the car, what I was listening to? Man, Lois, you might think I'm playing, man. I've really been on my old school flow later. For real?

Yeah. Oh, you've really been trying to get to a mind. I got a whole little playlist. Don't bust them out. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. No, no. They ain't gonna put niggas on that shit.

Man, come on. Hey, buddy, look. You were riding listening to some slow shit, some shit, whatever I'm saying. I ain't gonna put niggas on, but I'm just gonna. That's enough? That's it, that's it, man. We got it that motherfuck I pulled out the parking lot.

Hey. You had a mind gone. Yeah. You see, you play some shit like that, you fuck around to miss your egg. Be going around $2.85 the back way. And you know I fought with seven is low. Come on.

She's about a 7.8. 17.8. Like, she, she, she almost, she almost, she almost out of a nigger lead. That way I was like, okay, I can't fuck with it like that, you know what I'm saying? Right. She got a little girl. Okay. What the dad is at? These are all questions you got to ask.

Yeah, the dad is. Because, you know, them niggins love to show up and want a family when you over there happen. But the daddy, the daddy, the daddy. I want my motherfucking family back. Yeah. Who took your family? You left, you know. I can see him doing some shit like that, because he do baby mama.

type shit he'll emotional a niggins be calling hanging up and shit outside she's like me he's i don't know about that with children man how about when the nigger know you over there he's drunk one face time and shit yeah let me see my little girl oh that she's sleep my niggins she's sleep yeah she's sleep that's crazy times is changing bro you got to really step you game up out here fucking with these ladies man especially when they got them baby daddies and shit I ain't that baby daddy though. Me neither. I ain't him.

I ain't no cock-blocking-a-n-a-nigger, man. Shoot your shot. See what she's talking about, bro. I can't be the only nigga she liked. See, but Lose, you, your child at an age where you ain't even got to really deal with the child mama. And my little girl... I wish. I ain't there yet.

Almost. Well, shit. I guess I don't spend my little girl look. Shit. Yeah, you didn't cheat it. Yeah, the least conversation is possible. For real. me and my little girl were talking other day

what she, like what middle school she's looking at? She's looking at her own middle school, I don't want to talk to her mama about it, so I'm throwing it at her so she could talk to her mama then bring it back to me. Your baby mama cool?

At times, but now she doesn't got pregnant. By another nigga? By another nigga. Oh, that's about to free you up a little bit. Yeah, but now it's like when they have a problem, the stress come up. That's fucked up. You shouldn't be the straight.

Now you should really be, working out they shit like hey what y'all mad about caught you because now you caught in the middle right you got to hit him and be like bro you need to call your girl man like you tripping like i don't did my ears like you seeing what the fuck up you asked for this shit you love he about to marry and shit or they just fucking i've been trying to convince him to marry stay with her yeah i'm like i'm like bro she's a good girl though she's a good one bro you a real I knew you wasn't no hater. That's why I fuck with you.

Yeah, I was like, hey man, what you doing? I was like, man, I fucked up. Don't let her slip away. He was like, you for real, you still, he was like, you got feelings for us still? I'm trying to trick his dumb man. He think I still. He thinks I still, I'm like, this dumb motherfucker.

I was like, man, I was like, every nigga get one good girl. You ain't hit him with that? I'm looking the nigga in his eye. I was like, man, like I ain't even gonna lie. Like, I ain't even gonna lie. I was like, my daughter, she don't hate you? I was like, man. You a good nigga?

You're a good nigga. I was like, if I, I thought you was a bad nigga, I wouldn't even tell my baby mama that y'all should be together. But I'm like, man, I was with her five years. She ain't never been that happy. I was like, this nigga, dude, not let her slip away. She ain't never been that happy, bro. Shit, I don't know.

I don't give a fuck. You were just. I hope you ain't watching this. shit, bro. Because you're going to know I've been finessey, you know. She don't watch this shit, bro. Yeah, he can't watch this shit. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.

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They think we some fucking niggins, and they swear we ain't funny, for some reason. All the niggas who are married. another nigga baby mom can't stand up. The nigger rolling their eyes now watching this shit. It's a few, but it's like, and then he's going, man, what fuck with y'all? Now you don't, bro. Oh, this is the perfect time for me to say this too.

Look, let me say this to all the people who say their fans. If you're not a real fan, don't be trying to take pictures with me. I got shit to do. I'm so sick of taking pictures with people who be like, who watch your Instagram. Nigger, what? How are you fucking with me and you don't know it? Leave me to fuck alone. Speaking, keep it moving.

They be knowing you love them. They don't, bro. They know me, but they don't fuck with me. I really got like 10 million followers in real life. They just don't follow me for some reason. They don't. They don't share your shit, repostens your shit. Don't even follow me, though.

Just be talking about me and tweets. Won't even at me? But they're saying some decent shit. Man, bro, no, he's funny and fuck. Bro, tag me, me. Just, bro. I need to retweet. I need to retweet all these so the network know how many motherfuckers

fuck with me. Not the same three motherfuckers, everybody. A little niggas don't even say my name, with you? Why, she'll leader! But I love that shit, I answer back. Yeah, you're gonna be straight when the time to do your taxi. Ship leader ain't a real person.

You can reach that, your arm pretty long. I ain't want to nab to touch it. I don't know what he'd do. No, he don't even touch the shit. You know me. I jumped way over there. We went straight to the, big leagues

that water that Kleenex you on the Kleenex I'm just getting ready for that Hollywood shit loath no you don't have to be prepared for that I don't want to look like a rookie when I get in there they were like this is what a lot of motherfuckers don't understand they're going to be

disappointed when they get there because they don't hype the shit up in their mind so much they think that they're going to be doing Hollywood shit the first day even when you get over there they're not about to let you in on all the fun shit yeah you gotta know some motherfuckers who can bring you in you don't just get the go to the shit because you got a movie that's why niggas be on social media all the time they'd be famous but they ain't cool yeah this is one

thing about the social media age you could be famous than the motherfucker have all the followers but don't nobody want to fuck with you they just want to watch you you just now you trapped on the fucking entertainment and then when they get around they're like man that nigg ain't nothing like Like his Instagram. Nothing. Man, that nigga, lame at him. He's weird. He's a weird old, bro.

Yeah. A lot of that. I've seen it. Some of the niggas, you think be funny, and you see him in person, you try to roasting John with them. They're, a nigga, Jon, back. They don't do that. They don't do that.

No. You gotta really watch what you say about roasting and playing with motherfuckers. They're taking that shit serious. Yeah, I've been noticing that. You know what? I've seen an argument about how much you're supposed to go to sleep. I've seen some comedians that was, it was real light, but if you tell it, they could have went another way, had somebody what to say.

The comedians were debating on how much sleep you should get? Yeah. I ain't gonna say the comedian's name because I don't, you know how, you know. Yeah, you ain't gotta say the name. I'm just trying to figure out what was the debate about. You know, the people who active on social media, they probably seen it, but you know, it was just a little back and forth about some shit Steve Harvest said. Then they went on, you can't get rich going to sleep eight hours.

That's a third of your life. The Bible say. Black people, just because you lost some shit or you thought you read some shit in the Bible, they don't make it real. That don't make it no realer than nothing. That shit ain't real till you believe it. They can get mad at me all they want to,

because you know what? Monefuckers who go to church ain't trying to fight nothing. Hello, welcome back to the 85 South Show. My name is Carlos Miller. Say whatever fuck I want to, and you can't do shit about it. about it so loz do you measure your sleep no man I go to sleep when the fuck I

right no it's a nigga who probably heard that whole rent like oh shit that's what it is I can't get my rest man what the fuck you're gonna be up man if you you got diabetes you ain't got your ass to bed take your ass to bed you got big ass bags yeah you waking up your feet swelled up because you ain't got all the damn time all you doing is fucking up when you do what the fuck Steve Harvey doing Man, Steve Harvey already rich. Yeah, yeah. He didn't say that shit when he was trying to get his money.

Yeah. Somebody went telling your ass how to sleep. How much sleep did he get when he was on to come up? When he was rocking his goddamn hot top and shit, ain't nobody... That's why you ain't sleep eight hours and he went trying to fuck it up. God damn, comedy club wasn't open in the daytime. What was he doing all day? Sleep.

I know what the fuck goes on. King's the comedy got the show tonight. You think this nigga was up? He said that and now two more niggies. niggas come arguing about it why how the fuck you are about what another niggas say but that's the thing about saying shit somebody could always be the other side of what you're saying so hey man you can't get no morning going to sleep motherfucker come right behind yes well actually I'm very successful I sleep a good

eight hours than that residual income man get your ass up sometimes I go to sleep eight hours a week eight hours straight sleep the whole eight hours then sometimes I I might take four naps, then I might be up two days. I don't know. Loz, while you sleep, 85 South merchandise is being sold. Right. That's you getting money in your sleep. I know it's being sold, because soon as they buy it, they email, they send me a text and

be, they send me a DM or something shit. They'd be like, jabba shit, where's it? Like, damn. Can we get me? So do you have to be up to make sure that happen? I'm not, that ain't even my department. That's why I'm here. What the fuck I'm up for?

I mean, I get it. I send it to. Two niggas arguing about what another nigger said. Bro, can you imagine this? I sent out a tweet and I said, don't ever go through somebody for him, man. If you leave and just leave, fuck that shit. Right, that's true.

How about the bitch said she, last time she went through somebody for him, she didn't eat for three days. I'm like, can you imagine not eating for three days because a hoe is being a hoe? You're about to start the damn death because the motherfucker doing what you knew they was going to do. That's why you went through it for confirmation. Don't never go through nobody's phone.

And to stay. Once you find out the type of niggas your girl really like, you could never look at her the same. You're definitely not her type. Right. She's settling. Come on, man. Y'all don't have a kid. She's like your mama, niggins.

She ain't trying to start old. She's just like another nigga though. I'm going to give you some old game niggas who don't have no kids. Just know that your ass, you are on a temporary time. You ain't got no obligations. Your girl might find a whole other nigger and ignore the fuck out of you. You out of there. Like, I think that's when people, people with no kids, they feel like they, in high demand.

You know, Georgia is a will to work. Georgia is a will to work state. They can just fire your ass for nothing. I don't see anything happen. That shit. People with no kids be selfish. They don't understand the family life. People with no kids, they got it good.

Don't even know it. You could do whatever the fuck you want to do. And they don't even want to do it. Woo, motherfuckers want to not sleep eight hours. It got hot in here because shit got real. Yeah, motherfuckers ain't got no kids, no family, and still don't want to take their full eight hours. But even when I'm tired as a motherfucker,

sometimes eight hours just too goddamn much sleep for me. Man, I don't, that's the thing. I don't even know how long I sleep, but it ain't eight hours. But since that nigger said, I'm going to go sleep eight hours tonight. Just because, man, I'm going to try. It's hard to sleep eight hours. You gotta roll over, you gotta piss. I'm good.

Your phone might go on? After a good five, six, I'm outta there. I'm straight. Man, I gotta been drinking all night, eating push it all night. Damn. And that'll put me to sleep for at least six and a half. Sometimes pussy puts you in a coma, you don't know what time it is. Wake up, your mouth be dry.

You gotta get you from Gatorade. Man, I had laid up in this pussy. all night. Damn. That's the whole day. How you do it? How are you? Damn.

I've been in this pussy a day and a half. This shit just won't like no more, Craig. Did you put a, is this a fake blunt? Hey, how you doing? My name is Carlos Miller and I'm over here at the 85 South Show. I know a lot of people run a lot of online businesses and boutiques and stuff like that. Or maybe you just have your own business and you need to do a lot of postage. That's why I want to recommend.

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so you can start getting your discounts at Stamps.com. I'm telling you, they'll even send you a free digital scale if you go to that joint right now. Yeah, man. Niggins going through it out here, though. I'm glad you came through. put some pimping on it though yeah it's just different aspect then like when i hear you you know me you get your take i learn take something out of there add to mine right yeah i'm telling you man if you got a good one you better keep it there ain't really shit left on these streets i'm noticing

a lot of the nays be thinking that there's some good some good women gonna show up and change the game they're not nope man i don't one bitch her nigga just keep calling she got me so fucked up in the head. I said, why did a nigga don't trust you? Not realizing the bitch with me. Got a good nigga. He worked at a warehouse. Damn.

Trying his best. Buy everything she won't. Buy everything she want. And I'm just finger fucking her. Right now. She said, no. I ain't doing nothing. No, no. What you think about that shit? Step Curry wife said. That's got

everybody in there, feel? Yeah, I seen a lot of people talking about that on. I think, I think, this was crazy it's the people that's giving their takes on it like the single women like I don't like of course you're gonna say that bitch I feel like for him

it's like a slap in the face he's a good dude he's a good dude but what the fuck they got to do with anything I'm a three-time champ nope about to be a one-time loser that's crazy

Well, I guess maybe it is a thing I mean, I guess it's shedding the light on a lot of aspects of, you know, the female psyche this week, you know? Maybe some women just need attention whether they want it from some motherfuckers they want it from or not. I guess everybody needs to feel attractive

and shit. But that'll throw that nigga off his game. Yeah, he's like, well, why my bitch ain't having me? She wants some, that was a craft for attention. He busy at work. She wants some attention from somebody. I hope she don't get it from the wrong knick.

I hope one of them rap niggas don't pull it. One of them loving hip hop-ass niggins, man. Damn, that'll be so fucked up. I already know who will probably shoot his shot of him. Who? Somebody. It'll be somebody you at least expect. But it'll be one of them niggas you don't even know.

Nah, it'll be somebody like South Walker. I can see him doing it. I took your bitch, man. Oohie! It gotta be somebody who will get on the ground and stunt. Ooh, he gonna do it. Yeah, he gonna do it. He gonna expose him.

Ain't gonna put it in the rap. Ooh. You shoot threes. I'm shooting at your bitch. Quit call in my house, nigger. Asking to speak to my motherfucking kids, you dig? Them my kids. Pay your child support, nigga.

Wow. Don't do stuff like that, bro. Nah, can't. Because Steph a good shooter. He'll come out of that bitch out. He'll be right, too. If he'd do that with a basketball, imagine what he'll do with a glop. Niggins that got his contacts, too?

That niggas shooting from Long Range. I know he's sick. Even though they won and I know he's sick because now he's got to go home and hit that shit. Yeah, hear that shit. Like, how do you even check? Like, what you doing? He's not going straight to bed tonight.

He got to go home and hear that shit. Oh, no, I bet he ain't getting his eight hours. Woo! Ain't no eight. There's going to be a minute before he gets eight in that house. In that house? Then you don't know what my mama saying that shit? Oh, my God.

People ain't realize. You sit next to my mama talking that shit. Then you're on a team with niggins like Draymond Green who played way too much. Yeah. Way too much. He gonna let the shit die down about three months. My brother, wife on the shit? You, man, hey man, I don't know.

What you mean still? I don't know. He just walk around the house, mad. I won't take them under armor shoes off. Where you going? I'm worried about what the fuck. I'm going. You should have been thinking about that shit

But you start getting on talk shows Answering questions and shit With Jada at Bitch is you married to Jada That one you get back Bitches you married to Jada Let me leave so you can get You know have room for your little attention

And shit Yeah Go ahead Every time she pick up the phone What you're doing getting your attention Right niggas back Whoa Whoa

Now Steph got to go look at the niggas She's following And start keeping up with the nudge You know how many comments he didn't went through the date. I get this, you little friend. Every time he clicked on a picture, he sees one of his dogs, then like, like that. Oh, man. Going back to the old pictures.

The 2016 motherfuckers. Oh, so you following niggas back? Where are you talking about? No. All right. How long this been going on? I'm telling you, when we win the ship this year, don't you jump your ass on. the parade.

Wow. Don't jump your ass on the fucking parade. Now go get the little attention you want it. Don't say that. Don't never tell the woman that because she don't go get it. Shit, she done did it. You know how many people saw that interview?

Look, we're talking about it. How many people watch your show? She might be the way I said the shit on the 85th song. She did. She did, bro. But this is... Man, I'm stressed for that. It's a lot of step-careers.

going through this shit right now you know how many girlfriends is but naked on the ground i'm talking about the whole pussy for 372 likes and 14 comment 14 ragged comment she's twerking on beat got good light for 200 view 26 comments five hard eyes most of her ass is out mm-hmm and a girl 13 ugly niggins her best her ain't gonna come say something on now three old niggas calling her beautiful

two ugly bitches leaving hard eyes wow that's what we turn up twin bitch don't look shit like her lord

we're missing we're doing we're done it's over this is what I doubt this is what the end look like the end game they all got the same body

They got the same teeth. They're getting laser coochie. The laser coochie got to have some type of long-term effect. Oh, definitely. The laser in the coochie hell. You got one coochie. Why would you put a laser on it? Gonna burn your pussy out?

What if they set the shit too high and hit you with the fucking Star Wars lightsaber? What did that shit like? Sterilize and click. I don't know. I know one thing. I never put no laser by my dick. I know you don't even supposed to look at the little scanner

on the U-S scanner. That'll fuck you up. People don't be thinking like that. I do. I keep everything away from my genitals, especially nasty motherfuckers. Hey man, this is the 85 South Show. We just in here kicking off random ideas.

We just had a crazy-ass night, man. We had an argument of sorts. A lot of things going on in the world. Now, how you see it? What, the argument? The world, the changes that are coming. How are you enjoying 20, 2019, my nigga.

Well, 2019 ain't been bad. It ain't been bad at all. Mm-hmm. It ain't been bad at all. It's been a little different, though. Georgia passed the abortion bill today. I saw that. Yeah, I smoked one for all my niggas who ain't here.

I need another one. But yeah, Georgia passed the abortion bill. Six weeks, heart beat. That what part got me. They said the female could put a nigga on child support. Why is she carrying the baby? Then they said if you go out of state to get an abortion,

they can charge you for some other shit, conspiracy or some shit. Now motherfuckers got to sneak and put motherfuckers in the trunk to go to North Carolina. South Carolina closer. Yeah, but you can do more shit in North Carolina.

I don't know. North Carolina got some crazy-ass rules. They don't play about who go in their bathroom. What do you mean? Man, you don't remember? They had the whole shit where they was about to leave North Carolina about the transgender background. Oh, yeah. That's when they almost took the All-Star game from them.

Damn. North Carolina ain't playing, man. These old white dudes, they're losing the grip. So they're just, like, taking their power and making dumb-ass rules at this point. Right. They're about to bring segregation back. They got some bills with segregation on the, on the docket. It's ultimate the female choice.

Yep. At the end of the day. That's what she said. Her body, her choice. Yeah. Who the fuck is Brian Kemp? He a loser. Yeah, man.

Somebody's going to slap him politically. Because I don't want them to think we're, you know, inside environments. But I think politically he's going to get a smackdown in the runoff. I want what's the name to say something to him. When she reclaiming her time. Ooh, Maxine Waters. She'll let that motherfucker have it. Ooh, he's going to have to go to Congress.

You watch the Congress argument. You'll start watching the arguments in Congress. This shit is great. Maxine, reclaiming my time. Love Maxine Waters. She told me I was handsome and gave me some sugar. Free? At the BETT Award.

Yeah, I'm that nigga. Now, that's big. Yeah, I was gonna wait to tell my that story to my grandson, but she did that on this chief right here. You took a picture with her? I think so. Yeah, you need. There's some pictures you need on your mental.

Bro, I'm taking some pictures with some very obscure people. I was in the airport one day, and Herman Kane was walking right behind me. You know, the black dude who got in trouble with all that shit, trying to run for president, the godfather's pieces. Him, he was right behind me and shit. I chopped it up. Just because I watched it. the news and shit and I knew who he was.

He's seen a lot of motherfuckers, man. Man, oh, my cousin, she graduated from TSU. And they had Al Sharpton, one of the speakers. So, you know, I- Al Sharpton looked like a good-ass grandmother. So I'm talking, somebody like, I shh-sharp me about this. Bitch, I don't give a fuck about that.

That was sometimes you gotta be rude, the motherfucker, like, don't shush me. He had a shot. He didn't wait to I finish. He's snitching the ass. You know, he's a snitch. He doesn't form it. Big fat rat.

That's why he had to get that gastric backpads so he could be a whole nother motherfucker. Man, he's a whole other nigger now. Damn. Damn. How do you think ass something here? Seven or something. You saw that they banned Farrakhan on Facebook and shit?

Oh yeah. They tripped. That's when you know. you powerful you know how powerful you don't need bad motherfuckers who fucking on Facebook bro all this man is does is speak intellectual bruh I see the shit right they don't that ain't gonna have no effect that's not gonna have no effect what because now we just gonna we're gonna watch the shit like we've been watching it we'll go down there and buy them DVDs if we have to

man I'm gonna fuck out of last call come on man that's the whole other one that's the Jehovah Witnessing. No. No, you're right. I'm happy. I'll be buying my fruit from... Oh, I don't buy shit from the... From the Muslim.

No, Jehovah. From the brothers. I buy from the Muslims. The fruit, the pineapples and shit there? Like, let me see you out and I buy from me. Don't come knocking on my door. And then you tricked me. How?

Like, the later she was like, uh, you believe, like, what's your religion? I started talking to her. I'm telling them. Then she hand the motherfucker to him. I'm like, what's that gullible? I'm not that gullible. They can't talk to me. So you don't, like, leave me alone.

I'm good on what I believe. I don't need to do what you doing. Leave me on. But I don't want to be rude though. I don't, no, it is. It's rude for them to come and ask you. Yeah, that's true. Who's to say that you ain't in your house practicing your religion right now?

And somebody gonna be like, hey, bro, I got some shit better than that. Like, no, I'm good. Wait a minute. Who talk, that's basically what they said. That ain't nothing but the deal. Come on, man. Don't try to tell me a different version of the shit I already believe. right well let's care so you're telling me my grandma a lie i'm just saying i ain't

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at tailorpapersilling.org. Brought to you by Opportunity at Work and the Ad Council. Hey, what did I need to put on my door so I want nobody to knock on it? No solicit. No, man. Leave me to fuck alone. Damn, bro. Bro, I'm really, like, I fuck with people,

but I'm really like, when I'm not fucking with people, I really want to just be by myself, bro. Like, all that extra-ass shit, yelling and hollering and making a scene. Br, I don't know what I call that. I can't fuck with it. What's the last thing you did, Lowe, like on your free time that did, like? What you mean?

Like, you know, like some people go to concerts, some people go to movies. Man, I'm going to the movies. I'm going to go see that end game. That shit did too long. Yeah, three hours. I'm trying to figure out. So what were the last thing you did for yourself? I'm trying to figure out the type of weed that I could goddamn smoke that's going to last that long.

Nothing? I ain't did shit in a minute. I've been working for months straight. That's always a good thing. I ain't really got to go kick it or do shit. You ain't had a day to you something. I get to do little shit, like go outside and watch the car and shit and take a little ride, hit the blunt. But they ain't been nowhere.

I'll be working. I only get like one or two days off and then I'm back to the ground. That's like, you know, your auger, you'd be like wondering, like, what makes it move? He come home. You don't even really fuck with your uncle. with your uncheon like that. No. He gets in this car.

He finds some shit to fix. Find some shit. Yeah, I get to put the damn license plate on that damn car. I got the fucking with that license plate. Yeah. Old niggins got the best stories about nothing. Yeah, I got up this morning and I was fucking with that license plate. I took that damn, they had the damn Phillips head on there.

And I went down in the hardware store and, hell, I changed the damn license plate screws. And I look up, hell, it was late. It was about 8.30 in the morning. I stopped down to McDonald's, got some hot cakes and some bacon, hell. I wait down there a good 15 minutes, hell, and then I ate, and I came on back to the house, and, here, I looked at the news for a minute, and then I looked outside, and I looked up, and, hell, it looked like it were going to rain.

So, hell, I waited on the rain, and then about 10.30, it didn't have nothing happen, so shit, I rode down there, and went down my brother's house. He was still in the bed. He didn't have a door, so, hell, I rode down there about a while. water check the water water you know the water up it rained them two days and their water then went all way up there now man there was some good fish back there I was gonna go down there my brother with time that by the time he got up it was 11 something I said she you didn't sleep all day night so here like then my sister wanted me to come over there

and help her with some things and I get over there and here she wasn't ready to do nothing so I took her to Walmart we went to Walmart up there and here I helped her bring her groceries in and then me and her sat around and we talked for about two hours or something. The next thing, I know, I look up, it was 215. I said, shit, let me take my ass home. I get home, I pull up about three o'clock. You know, them kids got out of school about three o'clock.

So I got behind that school bus, and I was about having this school bus for 20 to 30 minutes. And hell, and I get home, I put some greens on and took my shoes off. That's just about the time my son called me. I got up, went over my son house, help him put his lawnmow back together.

He had took the blade off that motherfucker I mean, shut the fuck up! Why ain't to the Lord War Park? The nigga ain't said nothing by their wife. Bro, old niggins will talk to you all day about nothing. Don't let them buy something new. Come on, man. And they thinking you ain't seen it yet?

Well, you saw that regar about my wife, the Buick. Yeah, she said she had been going to new car, so we went down there. And I ain't plan on buying nothing, though. We just looking in there. She looked at a few things, and on the way out, she said, I something about this damn car. And I said, girl, come on wheel, I'm tired. So she got the fucking round with that damn car.

Next thing, you know, here she comes. We bought the damn car. They want $1100 down. Because, you know, my credit is already straight. I ain't bought nothing in it. So we gets to fucking with it, and I brought it home, and I wash it for, and all this and that. And I don't drive to something.

I rolled it down to the gap, put some gas in it. And hell, that's the last I drove it. All damn day. There's the blunt. We're about to get the fuck out here, Nath. What should we talk about in closing? Man. You lost that little money on that game tonight.

Oh, man, I don't, I'm in good spirits. Nah, I ain't true money, no. Man, that crackhead shit y'all did. So fucking funny, though. You fuck with it? And Nashville shit? Yeah, yeah, the whole show. Crack smoking your body.

Crack smoking your body. Freddy, Freddy, look at me. Much love to everybody in Nashville for making all three of those shows fucking classic episodes. Joe. The shit getting better. What the shit dope?

That's our goal. Every show is to just go better and better, harder and harder. Man, we're getting people traveling from all over the country coming to these live shows. I think, I think for, a minute the Chicago was my favorite one holding the title yeah but that Nashville you gotta watch all three of them because this a series oh so I ain't

seen the third one yet bro you bullshit you bullshit the third one ain't not yet yes it is with the finale that's the one that came out last week oh yeah I only seen two it's three we did three shows in Nashville damn we on their ass on their motherfucking a niggie we had a four o'clock show a seven o'clock show and it was eight eight nine o'clock yeah we was on their ass boy all day so a nigger really could have came no we did a good six hours of comedy down there effortlessly that's the blueprint now a nigger fin to be doing that right that's why we can't be mad they're gonna have three shows do they use like hey i don't know do they do like just watch it just watch it that's all i can tell you is watch

I'm talking of how they do it, how they emulate the style. They can do what they, man. I'm saying, so how would I know somebody emulate y'all's style? Like, what's, like, give me, like, three key components. Mm-mm. I just know it when I see it. Say no more. Now I'm gonna be looking.

Because it ain't gonna be one, motherfucker. It's not one. It's a whole genre. It's a plethora. It's a genre. But you know what to be dope about it? What? If everybody was doing their own shit.

Like, then I can watch your shit. And then it won't be the same shit. Like, damn, now that's dope. But now you're watching their shit like, that's us. I want to be able to say, I want to be able to say,

I fuck with what you're all doing. Not, I fuck with, we doing. And I'm just seeing it a different way. Ooh. I think you should just close it out with a little, Inspirational freestyle, Lose. Because a lot of, like, when you say it like that, niggas don't understand until you rap it.

A lot of these niggas don't understand when you just straight tell them something. They gotta hear that shit in a rap. Because they don't listen. That's why I always catch them stealing. They need to get up on their pimper, and they quit trying to be like me, be like yourself. Because if you steal mine, I might not have none left.

Hey. Nah, because I got a lot. Matter of fact, Come over here, I give you a shot. And if you want it, you can get it. And I'm going to show you what you need to do with it. Take that shit and go global. And then go commercial.

And then shoot you a commercial. And then start gigging like Urkel. And get a trademark color, maybe purple, because ain't nobody using that. Matter of fact, get your logo together. Outlined black. Hey! And make you some merch.

And then start making money off your. little bit of shirt. Mmm. And if you really get goody, guess what, re-up and then buy you some hoodies. And then get you a website, and then stay up all night to get the mail right. Hey, box up off your packages. Then get the money, get some action. Find a motherfucking person who will ship them for you.

Now you ain't ready for that. Now, matter of fact, I didn't took you too far. I shouldn't have told you that much because you ain't ready for that. You ain't ready for that. They ain't even got to that point. They ain't even at that point of their life. Now you're going to have them jumping up steps trying to do that shit. Now they don't fuck up with that.

Yeah, man. See, the next thing you need to do is get a studio and get your motherfucking timing in your flow. And then book the live show so some people can't be hype and want to go. You feel me? It's too much. I'm not giving them the game. I refuse. That's enough.

They got to find part two. It's going to be lost in like some episodes. We're gonna break it up. So low. I'm just gonna give them that first two parts. They heard you talk about the three sold-out shows,

but they ain't got one yet. So what they'll do to? But this is the thing. See, they're trying to, they're just throwing it out there leaving it the chance. But we take a chance on our goddamn self.

See, like, by the time we put the shit on our social media have the shit gone because them, because them people who watch this shit, they wait. They waiting on us to say, We come to your city.

Every time I see you post one, somebody yell out another city. I got to get my shit right now because it's sell out like that. A lot of people want to be in the front and they don't give a fuck. I seen the motherfucker who's staying in Antarctica say, man, I guess I'm just going to have to go to the Nashville. He said that. Because I can't wait. You ain't make that up. He really said that.

I don't get paid to lie. You know what? I really think we undercutting ourselves. The ticket's too low. Maybe the tickets don't cost enough because they're selling too fast. They show us much love. Some people just like coming to the show They just be like, nigga, I'm off that weekend, I'm coming

Which is a weird show? Nick of the Missouri show Where you live? San Jose, California I'm buying a flight, a hotel, and a rental car And I'm coming And I'm buying a ticket, a hoodie, and a hatch And a meet and greet

All of this. They show you the picture from the last one. Bro, I'm so glad we have tapped into a market of black people who have financial resources If we were limited to just niggas who didn't have no money, oh my God. I don't know where we would be.

And this shit, this shit. This is just the beginning. This is phase one. Brick by brick. We almost, we're three-fourths done with phase one. Phase two is a motherfucking fool. Don't bullshit me, lois. You not instill fucking phase one, lois.

Three-fourths of the way. Phase one. So phase one ain't even over? Phase one not even done. I'm going crazy, bro. I'm baffled. You want me to just? drop, I'll tell you. No, no, man.

It's gonna take me a minute to comprehend that for a minute. Guess what I got coming? Cause now I'm figuring out what was the three-fourths of the phase one. I ain't even got to the other shit. Guess what's coming? What? Bath robes.

Oh shit. Slippers. Not with the eight and the five on the, oh my god. Motherfucking flip-flops with the eight on one side, the five on the other. I definitely gotta lose these titties. Come on, bro.

I gotta have an 85 barrope. Guess what else we're doing? What that? Nick, I'm about to give me some of them goddamn Bahama has. Them cow, the shit that motherfuckies were on the beach like Panama Jack. Yeah. Definitely. Definitely.

Do rags, sports bras, stretch pants. I can see a Jehovah Witness knocking on my door. I walked to the door in that 85 road. Bidt. Why are y'all knocking so loud? What's happening, bitch? Clasp. Yeah.

What's happening with it? All of that. It's coming soon. I already got to work. And guess what? Get what she got? A 85-something lighter in her hand. You know those are already in the play.

Shout out to everybody who been asking about to show me the coochie first shirt. They coming. Should I have them say, show me the coochie first or show me the coochie part first? We're going with the first one. Yeah, I like the first. Yeah, show me the coogey first. Those are definitely in the works, but that's going to be a limited run. So make sure you get your audience.

I don't know how many I'm doing. I don't know yet, but I know it's going to be limited. That's going to be a limited edition. It's gonna be a limited edition. I may bring them back later on, maybe next year, but the first run, it may be an exclusive, maybe only 100. I don't know yet.

Man, Los, you're gonna have- I'm taking pre-orders right now, though. You gonna have motherfuckers really like out here standing in line, because they wanna get that shirt. Dude. And look, let me say one more thing. You want some Michael Jordan shit,

do me one more favor with all the fans who watch the shit. Don't make your own version of my shit. Stop doing that, you bootlegging, right in front of me. What about a nigga trying to send you a shirt of some shit I said and tag me in it and ask me if I want you to send me one? Let's think about that for a second. Did he try to sell it or he just tried to get to you? Hold on. Let's just think about that.

You made a shirt with something I said and asked me if I wanted one. He tried to sell it. Why are you doing that? Why you do that? Why do you do that? Why? Why you do me like that? I would never do you like that.

But why you do me like that? Loz, did he won't profit? Did he won't profit? They sell him. Did he want profit remus? They sell him. Hey man, I said you want. You don't do what?

Lord, whatever you go to the page and see sold out in large and they say? Oh, you don't know how many times I have done that. Hey, Lord, just so happened, you want. want one. And he's like he ain't got your side. Can I see you a two-act? I'm gonna get you one on the next run, bro. I sold out of them. You know, they quit touching shit. That one flew out. Yeah. I hope y'all know I own that, so I ain't said shit, but I'm gonna sue here. I'm gonna let you get all the money first. I'm gonna sue the shit out of you. Joe, you laughing way too hard, because you know I own that shit. Hey man, why don't

you make that? Yeah, I already did. You think I'm just saying this shit? I own it. I got to make sure I got all my paperwork in order before I do any hashtag or anything. So low. How did he ask you about the shirt? He sent it to me on the DM and tag me in that bitch. I'm like, bro, you want one? These bitch are gone. You're laughing, but it's fucked up, bro. It's fucked up. What? It's fucked up. You think I'm making this up?

No, I believe. But would you rather it be in that way? Let me tell you how they do it. They try to give me one that's too big, so I can't wear it. I brought you the shirt. Man, that big ass shirt. Do y'all niggas, what the fuck are y'all seeing on y'all screen? Do I look at fucking extra large?

I am a medium. You told me about the nigg who came to the show. I forgot what he was selling. But I ain't know about the nigger on Instagram. Hey, man, for real. What if you just would have been scrolling and seeing it? That would have, that would make you both madder than a nigga tagging. Hey man, don't be trying to prop it off my shit, bro.

Prop it off your own shit. If you have the tools and the, the tools and necessities to make another niggie shirt, make your own shit. You can sit there and make somebody else shit, but you don't have some shit that you want to make. That you want to say. That's yours. Some shit ain't nobody saying. Come on now.

Who the fuck just got it? And these things can make t-shirts faster than you can fucking believe, bro. This shit'll be, they'll have a shirt made by the time you get off Instagram line. As long as you be dropping so many gems, I bet you forget something that shit you say. Nick, how am I'm gonna forget my shit?

But I know you... I'm annoyed when another motherfucker said. That's the way the human brain works. Nick, I said that. Hold on a minute. Nick, that's mine. Y'all so disrespectful. I post a little clip. These niggas cut my shit off the clip and just post the part that they want to use You dirty bitches. Whoever watched the 85 stop show and make all them memes off of shit that we say you're not helping us

You a whole fuck nigger. You're a hating-ass nick. All right, let me stop. I get emotional See J O Nguyen just started manning his business. He don't want no smoke The new niggins like man. Let me go on pat this shit. I'm in the church. I ain't come here for this beef shit. That J-O-A never get it D-Rad back. Man, I'm make sure that nigga get that, bro. I didn't cost so much hell. Who pink motherfucking Duraad? I had to make this thing and make a video.

Like, bro, tell these motherfucker. I'm thinking I'm looking out for my dog. He didn't left his shit in Houston. I didn't brought it back. I ain't never get it, get it to him, man. This nigga, hell. Can't have no friends. These ain't shit.

Every time I come, man, I have fun, man. Man, that's why you got to keep coming on the regular, man. I guess we're going to have to cut this shit up with the other episode because they ain't even say shit. We're going to have to put these side by side. We've got to cut, we've got to jump to these. We got to jump from clip to clip. Throw the blue chew commercial in there.

Yeah, my facial, it's pressure. Hey, you know, motherfuckin' Me, I finally seen you commercial. That's not my fucking commercial, dog. The special help, yeah. Bro, we're hustling over here. We'll do an ad. Wait, niggins.

I finally seen my commercial like it ever was my shit. Nigger. You forced me in that shit, Lord. We're doing ads now, bro. You ain't seen the City Trends ad? Yeah. I got to post my shit. I'm going to go in there, bitch.

Yeah, I ain't seen yours. Do all kind of shit. Then get some socks. You know they sent me a gift card How much on that? I ain't gonna use it I'm gonna buy my shit Oh, that's dope

Yeah, I'm just gonna buy my shit You know what I mean You want to got down No, because I ain't look out for your boy You know, give me that motherfucker I'll take so many holes through that shit That's the thing, bro It ain't for that

It ain't for that You know I'd be always You know I always have to Go left field with some shit No man, for real Hey, this is what we're gonna do though I'm gonna holly at City Trends and get a gift card and then I'm gonna give it away to

I'm gonna find me some fans to give like three or four gift cards to so if you uh one of the latest or one you know we might pick a fella to get a gift card it ain't gonna be two though that shit would have been perfect for Mother's Day yeah man we might do it we gonna hey man if you want to try to win this City Trends gift card

leave a comment let me know what you'll do with it and then you gotta tag me in the picture and let me know how fresh you're gonna get. Nah, for real, I gotta plug in City Trends. I'm gonna get a couple gift cards. I'm gonna negotiate something with them. Put a little money on there so you can go in there and get you, you know, if you already a Cit Trend shopper.

Or if you ain't never been, I need a big fan woman. I need somebody with a big ass booting, and then I just need somebody who's just cute as fuck. You could be skinny's hair. As long as you cute as fuck, I just want three different, like, body type to go to city trend and I need to

and I want to find a nigga who can get fresh under any situation you think you're a nigga who could get fresh except the city trend's challenge take the gift card and then I want to see

what you do with it and I do this every so often and you know I pick a little winner and then you go I'm gonna send you the gift card I'll express it to you and then you hit your local city trend and I want to see how fresh

you can get with it and if you don't spend all the money we're gonna send the gift card to somebody else and keep the shit going and make it a real city trend challenge. You, what y'all? That would that be hard? That's dope.

That's dope. All right, Joe, now send me that clip so I can send it to CityTren. Think that'll work? I bet. That'll be hard. Bro, this is what I do. That's why this is the 85 South show

and that's why your podcast is not the 85 South show. We love you. Thank you. God bless. Good night. I'm Carlos Miller. That's Nav Green.

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