The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - #BlackMarket - Black Rambo in the trap! with Chico Bean and Karlous Miller

Episode Date: August 11, 2021

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We got a table full of guns in it. What the what? No. We got a table full of guns in this bit. Big guns. Hey, more shit, man. Look it, boy. He's got a hell of a stop.

This is here's a glop. It goes... Pop! Oh, my love to catchment, too. Oh, yeah, there's a transformer here, like this. This bitch. Yeah, then you hit this little back button, you fold it back down.

Yeah. That's crazy, huh? That's pretty clear, yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, it's all legal. All clear. You know what I mean? It's all legal. We're not flashing nobody.

We're going to make sure everything right. Exactly. And just know that all of these weapons will be handled by trained professionals, veterans even. And illegal. It's all legal. All legal. And all up the cold, nothing is loaded, nothing is dangerous. We got a true professional here with us today.

Don't sleep on me, baby. Shit, it wouldn't be a black market without some, uh, some grown man shit in there. Exactly. And this is definitely that segment. And, uh, you know, we could have went and found somebody safe. We could have went and found somebody who would have just brought us some props. But that ain't black enough of us.

Not on the black market. And we had to go deep down south. I'm talking about to swamp. I'm talking about with that loud mud. We just got to throw your shoes. We got to have the cage and Reeboks home. You don't even know what that is, I don't know what that is. Man, I'm from Mississippi, you know, we're right off in there with y'all.

You're fine. I don't know what it is. But we had to go on with the home, bro, and fine. Black Rambo. Black Rambo in the middle, man. The one and only. That's all the five side show, baby. Yeah, we ain't, man.

We didn't even know you was down there fucking with us like this. Oh, man, you know it, man. My boy right here, you're gonna put you on, man. Every Friday, y'all, man. Look, bro, you gotta watch this, get on there, do this. So he put me on, I've been watching y'all for about a year now. Oh, man, that's a tough. I'm gonna do it, this podcast.

This podcast is for everybody that watches just. They'd be like, man, if I can just get on that sofa. It's real. It's real. I'm gonna for all y'all. Hey. It's right, I'm gonna. This is real 85% of it.

You know, man. This is, this is, this is. I don't know if you understand how epic this is for a black man, man. I know, that's crazy. Like, my life is. There's so many brothers who are sitting down forever, whether it be in the grave or in the jail, from not understanding these things you got sitting on this table right here. Black Rambo.

You're going to be a black man that have all of these guns that are yours, that you ain't stole from nobody. This is black history for real right here, man. How did we get here, Black Rambo? So how do we get here, Black Rambo? It's a story now. Yeah, we want the story. From Black Ramble, right? Well, I was a rapper at first.

I believed it. I was in, no, no, matter of fact, we could go farther back than that. I was in the Marines. I can believe that, too. I went to war and everything. Which one? All right, second, I was the second tank battalion.

I was in Operation Iraq and Freedom. Okay. Yeah, I was out there head first with the tanks. Oh, shit. They got. Hey, yeah, this is an attack, too. U.S.M.C. Okay.

A lot of people, but you don't make me mad. A lot of people don't believe me, dog. Like, when I say that on Instagram, discredit me, man, say stolen valor, this and this, and they give me a hard time about that. But anyway, we ain't worry about them. I love haters. Oh, shit.

I bet you do. Oh, yeah. So look, all right, I was in the Marines, went to war, got out the war and stuff like that, started working with my daddy. It was kind of like, all right, man, I'm gonna do something, you know. I ain't got nothing to do, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I'm rapping.

So my cousins, all my homeboys, like, man, you're good, be a rapper, man, blah, blah, blah. So somebody broke in my house and they stole, I used to a cooljie, Bro, they stole all my clothes, my shoes, some guns, everything. So I got mad, made a song. I'm talking about, blah, blah, blah, and everybody started liking it. So I'm like, damn, they liked the hype.

You know what I'm saying? They liked the hype. So I got post-traumatic stress from war. So the hype, that's me letting me go, you know what I'm saying? So after that, you know what I'm saying? You know what I found out about the hype. I'm getting big, black around. I'm a trumpet man, trouble man.

I'm following Gates. See, Gates was doing shows. So I'm thinking like, how can I get popular? So Gates wasn't that popular. So I'm like, well, I'm gonna just pay to get this show. Okay, Gates in this show, I'm gonna pay to get this show. They're watching him, so they're gonna see me. I'm right, they got to see me and they're watching him.

So I'm paying to get shows. I'm paying to get shows. I'm paying for videos. So when you, people don't understand this, when you get bigger, okay, videos used to be 50 bucks. Okay, I got a little more following videos, a hundred bucks. Next thing, no video is 500 bucks.

And it's like, man, I'm paying all this by myself. You know what I mean? I'm like, damn. Say, not to cut you off, but you gotta let them know how you used to perform, you hear of me? I used to go, I used to be diving and stage, cracking skateboards over my head.

Yeah, I used to, it's crazy because I was gonna knock myself out one time. That's why I stopped doing it. Messing around with him. So I used to cut him. He came to my house one day. He used to work on the garbage truck. He came to my house with a skateboard

because I used to skateboard. Yeah, he was the driver, but I used to skateboard, you know what I'm saying? So I'm like, he comes to give me the skateboard and shit. So I'm like, man, what the hell? I'm going to do with this rag? I got all these brand new skateboards on the wall. You bring me one out the garbage truck.

That's something. I'll crack it over my head. Damn. I said, yeah, I'm gonna do that. So I saw all that, you know what I'm saying, with a little bit, put some stuff on it going to stick. Jump a while, boom, boom, cracking them on my head.

And it was just getting popular and popular and popular. But I wouldn't make no money. They're losing money. Like, man, I'm paying and getting all over, but I'm paying and paying. So I'm like, man, forget this. I'm done. So I got three degrees.

I got a degree in HVAC. I got a degree in massage therapy. I got a degree in massage therapy and I got a degree in electric. So I was so popular from rapping, everybody hit me up for air conditioning. So now I'm making bank with the air condition. I'm like, man, this what I'm doing. I'm doing nothing else. I'm killing it.

Air conditioning, $1,000,000 here. Man, it's easy. 5,000 hair. So I'm doing my little cleaning my guns one day. Now, mine, I'm tired of rapping. I'm doing it, man. So my cousin challenged me to the little so-going challenge. Y'all remember that?

Yeah. The so-goin challenge. So I'm cleaning the guns. Oh, right, I look at the phone. Man, I should talk about my gun. Now, every black person I knew scared to show their guns. Back then, you know what I'm saying?

I'm like, man, no, I don't know, man. I'm like, bro, you guys' name? What you're scared of? What they could do? The rest of you? They already know what you got? You got to fill out of the background check for every gun. So, boom.

I said, man, I got that. Man, five minutes. I put on everything. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just with something down. Boom, with a sleep. Post it. Man, I woke up in the morning.

I had like 30,000 followers. Yeah. My phone going crazy. So I'm like, whoa. Whoa. Yeah, so I remember that video. So I'm like, is it the rap or is it the guns? So I'm like, I'm gonna be a rapper.

Yeah, you know, I'm gonna be a rapper. The whole time I'm watching white people do the same thing I'm doing now on the internet, you know what I'm saying? But I ain't even worried about being that. I'm gonna be a rapper, I want to be a rapper. So I'm looking at the, uh, why was that? I've been losing my train and thoughts sometimes, man. Oh, well, you were ever, you wanted to be.

No, you was rapping about the guns and shit. and then you know, posted it and blew up. Yeah, so I'm doing the song Go On Challenge, right? So, bam, I'm like, all right, let me rap. Let me do a rap song on Instagram. It might get 30,000 views. So I did a gun song. I'm gonna get two, 300, 400,000, 400,000 views.

I'm like, whoa, okay. We got to be something with the guns. So I let the rap along. Started messing with guns. So, God's expensive, man. People don't know how expensive there is, you know what I'm saying? So I'm around here buying guns, man, using other people, guns. to make videos, doing all kinds of stuff,

just to keep up of content. So I'm like, man, I got like 100,000 followers. I got to figure out the way to do something. Now, this is the key right here. This is what Black Ramble can right here. I hit up this company right here. This company right here. I saw it had a white dude.

He had less followers than me, and they sent him one or something, and he posted one of these. And I was like, man, I hit the people up. I'm like, man, I could have did better than that, man. It's a new one. Give me some little deal or something like that. So we ran a little deal.

And so they ran the deal Bam, I made the video Went crazy, man So they were like, yeah, man, we're going to see you this See you, I'm like, whoa, what going on here? You know what the world? So I'm like, all right, I need to go to the gun shows I knew from watching all the other people with guns

I know it got big gun shows Like called The Shot Show And the NRA show And all kinds of shows So I'm like, well, I need to get to the shot show That's the biggest gun show in the United States They ain't nothing bigger than that people come from all over So I need to get there

So I can make some videos That's all I want to do is to make some videos I ran my mouth on Instagram, I ended up getting in there. Right? So when I get in there, it's crazy. The first day, the feds pulled me to the back. The first day I'm talking about before I could even get in the building and sign up. Hell yeah.

You're that assholes been cracking on skateboards over your hand, don't you? You're not getting in here. So the fans pulled me to the back, but to be honest with you, it wasn't even about me. It was about another dude with the company that I was with. So I was like, I don't know this dude. Look, here, look. You want our texts? Yeah, everything.

I don't know they do it from night and day. So they're like, all, you're good. So I get in the show. So I'm like, a kid in the cat. I'm like, whoa, y'all, look at this. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Man, I was there for like four days. Just doing crazy stuff.

So a black dude came up to him named Hoodneck, man. I got to shout him out because it wasn't for him. I wouldn't have did this. He was like, hey, boy, you know, you could work deals with these companies and get some guns, right? I was like, what you talk about? So me and him sat down and talked. So I had one day left.

I was like, damn. Damn, okay, I got to think of something to tell these people. You know what I'm saying? I got, man, 8,000, 9,000 boots up in there. And I got one day to hit all of them. So I started thinking about a pitch. How can I get these people attention? How can I get the attention?

So I reach a whole different demographic than any other guy out there. All my followers are not the followers that the other people are all straight urban hood people, you know what I'm saying? So I go up to them, I'm like, man, I'm from the energy of me. I'm like, I'm like, yeah. So I'm like, man, I got to make these people, you know, feel me. So I go up to him, man, what's happening with you? How you're doing, man? Oh, you know who I am?

You know who I am? You don't know who I am? Yeah, you don't know who I am. Ha! I got out to know why I'm right now. I don't look, I'm Black Rambo, man. You don't know what Black Rambo? Oh, y'all, you don't know about me, y'all?

You don't know about me either? Oh, I'm about to let you all right now. I got about 400,000 followers, man. I reach a whole different demographic than all the rest of them other people, you know what I'm saying? But look, I see how you're looking at me. Look, I like straight talk. from Louisiana, you know what I say?

You like straight talk? I like straight talk. Man, look, I want a gun. Y'all want promo? I want a gun. Y'all want a promo? And I did that to 8,000 boots. In one day?

In one day. Walked. By myself, I used my last dollar to get to Vegas. I used my last, I had the big McDonald's. I was walking from the Vegas hotel to, you know what, uh, the, uh, y'all probably been the Venetian is? Yeah. Okay, you know where the Silver Sevens is?

Yes. To the Venetian. Every day. Every day. Whoa. And back. Yeah. And so the last day, boom, I'm hitting up every roof.

I'm getting cards. I didn't know, you know what I'm saying? So I'm getting cards. I'm getting cards. I'm getting cards. So this company right here. F-1 firearms. I came in there, one of my friends named Sean, he picked me up in a peddlet.

He came in with a mohawk and we look different. You know what I'm saying? We're walking through that. He got a mohawk. So I go up to the company. That was one of the last companies. I shoot the pitch. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

They're looking at me like crazy, so I walk away. But their owner's super cool. So they come running me that owner. Hey, come back, the owner want to talk to you. So I get in there with the owner, we're chopping it up. He's like, yeah, brother, let's make an Instagram video. And I'm new to all this on, you know. I'm like, all right, cool.

So we're making a video. He laughs and blah, blah, blah. Man, look, pick which gun you want. We're going to work a deal. I'm like, what? Yeah, I just pick one. We're going to work a deal out. So I'm like, shit, all right.

Pick one out, man. We worked out a deal. So I got that gun. So I'm like, dang. You know what I'm saying? You know, each deal is different. You know what kind of gun that is? I don't let them know what kind of gun that is.

That's an F1 fire arms. That's a death wish. That's a 2-2-3. Oh, a pistol. Woo. If you don't know what that means, it means the bullets look like fish sticks. That's what that means.

So I get home, I get home, right? I got 8,000 cards. You call everybody. I email every single person. I believe the shit. I sat outside, email them. I was, man, I'm in the toilet. Email them in the tub.

Copy paste, copy paste, copy paste. I was doing it so much. I couldn't need to keep track of the email. I was sending the wrong names and stuff like that. And I just sit down in, wait. I make one video and one thing come in. I make another video. They see it.

They see it. They talk. They say, they're talking. They see it they talking. Next thing, you know, I said, oh, man, it's cool. That's cool, man. I'm getting all kind of cool, you know, stuff. You know, it's all kind of easy stuff to get.

But I didn't make no money. What's there, bro? You know what I'm saying? I'm fine, you know, I've got this, but I ain't, you know, might be paying half price or something, but I'm broke. So I was always telling my cousin, I was like, look, man, I need to make some money. I got to, I got to do something. I'm two years in the game.

I didn't went to a couple gun shows, you know what I'm saying? A lot of people know me, I'm getting follows. I'm like, look, bro, I got to do something. I got to give something. So he was like, man, you can do anything. I was like, bro, you know what I want to do? I want to make this big old page where you could just go get all this gun stuff on the internet and do this and that.

He was like, man, that's too much. He was like, bro, you could do one thing and make you rich. He said, you got it, you can just do one thing. He was like, you could do this, you could do this, you could do this, you could do this, you can make a bullet, you could do this, you could do that. I'm sitting in the bathtub, talking to my first cousin. I'm in the bathtub, a bullet. Something like that. I went to a hall of gun show for two years now.

I ain't never seen no black people make no bullets. I ain't never in my life seeing a black dude with his name on the back of a bullet. Hell, not for no, not for no good shit. You ever seen it? You ever seen it? They say bullets ain't got no names, but apparently. So, they got something else. So I'm like, I called my cousin up.

I'm like, man, I think that's it. No, we're on the phone. I'm like, I think that's it. He's like, what? I said, a bullet. So he's like, bro, look, I'm gonna tell you something. If you're gonna do it, there's one thing you told me, Brian, if you're in business, bro,

there's real, real, real, real stuff. He said, if you're gonna do it, don't half ass it, do it right. He said, because he's got all kind of eyes on you. They're gonna give you all kind of head. any little thing. So he said, do it right. So I took a year

and learned about bullets. I started hitting people up that I knew that work at gun stores, working bullet stores, making bullets. I started learning. You got to have this license to do this. You got to do this to do this.

You got to do this to do this. So I'm like, man, that's a hot, the nigga bullet. You know what I'm saying? So I wanted to, I had some companies sending me ammo for free, for promo.

So I wanted them to make the bullets for me and give me a cut. I'm like, hey, You know, I do this. We've been doing this for about a year. Nah, we're busy right now. I don't say no names.

I say, hey, you'll do this from... No, we're busy right now, man. We got this going with the military. We can't... It's all good, though. It's all good. And so, Nipsy Hustle died. The rest of peace, Nipsy Hustle.

I ain't never listening to Nipsey Huston music in my life. I swore on everything. I go on the Internet. Nipsey Hossil died. I'm like, man. You know what I'm saying? So I started listening to the music. That day.

I'm listening to the music. And the music, he's saying, Forget the middle man. Do it yourself. Do it yourself. Forget the middle man. I'm sleeping the bed. I'm like, fuck the little man. I'm about to do this, man. I'm about to do this, man. I'm about to do this. How the hell I'm going to get this money? You know what I'm like? Okay. So I just started telling everybody, hey, it's coming out. It's coming out.

I ain't had a clue in the world. How to get it? How to do? Man, black rainbow ammo. Yeah, it's coming out, baby. So I started hooping and holl. Hooping and holl. So I got to get the hype up. So I'm like, all right. Damn, how the hell I'm going to do this. I know a dude, he worked at this, he worked at his ammo company. My homie, he said, I can do it for you. I'll press him up right now for you. Pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, boom, boom.

My cousin said, if I do it, do it right. My cousin said, if I do it right. Man, this dude here, man, you gotta do it. Water test. Oh, God, man, I gotta trust this man. My stuff in his hand, man, it might blow up. I'm in trouble. You know what he got?

So I'm like, all right, hit the company up. Nah, we busy, we busy. So I'm like, all right, I want range bullets. No, I want hollop points, no, I want this. I want this. I'm like, oh, man, it's crazy. So I was like, hmm, we can make my bullet different. What can make my bullet different?

So I heard about these black bullets. And I was like, Danny got black bullets? And I was like, yeah. I wish I could do that. But that's probably patent. You know what I'm saying? Oh, man, that's patent. I can be able to do that.

So I was like, I want them, though. So I found out who make the black bullets. And so me and my cousin and my other homeboy, we're on the phone. And so I'm telling my cousin, look, bro, let's just hit the people up on the email or something. Hey, man. Is it patent or not? They're going to tell us? they're going to say, yeah, no, just don't answer.

So when we hit them up, the dude was like, nah, that's just painted, you know what I'm saying? There ain't no patent on nothing like that. So I'm like, hey, told my cousin, why we got them? They ask them if they won't make them for us, you know what I'm saying? And it's the number one, number two company that make.

I'm going to fuck everything. Big company, big name. I'm talking about, no, you can't say nothing bad about them. You're talking about me. You're talking about them. So I'm like, oh, this would be sweet. You know what I'm saying?

Ammo interpreter. That's my people, you know what I'm saying? So I'm like, this would be. It's sweet, man. So the dude was like, yeah, it's just painting, man. So we'll do, we'll do something with you, you know what I'm saying? And it right there? Let me see, let me see.

Now, keep going, I just want to. So the dude was like, we'll do something with you. We'll do something with you. But look, we don't manufacture less than 250,000 rounds. I'm like, what? And they're like, yeah, and that's going to cost you blank amount of money. So I'm like, man, I ain't got that. Look, something.

I got to do something. Something got a shake. So I got it in the head, yeah, do it hard. I think it's tight. I didn't want to break that bitch out when they have to pay for it. It's yours anyway, huh? It's yours anyway. Yeah, so the company, so I'm talking to the company,

they're saying X amount of money. X amount of money. I'm like, dang, man, it's a lot of money. So just so happened, I had gotten a head on collision. Somebody hit me. Damn. In the work truck, head on collision. Boom.

I'm waiting on $150,000 a lawsuit. Man, everybody wants me to lie and do all kinds of stuff to get the money. I can't shoot the guns. I'm like, man, I got to be me. This ain't right. I don't feel right. So I was like, when the bullets came up,

I was like, man, I'm about to go settle. I'm about to, whatever they're about to give me, I'm going to settle. I want that money right now. It's just so what happened. The money came right when I was talking to the people. So I settled, and I came up to the people with X amount of money. And I was like, look, I know y'all don't know me from night and day.

I said, but give me a shot. I said, I reach a whole different demographic. I said, I can do this. They're like, well, you don't have to sell it, on your own. We ain't doing it. We're going to make it. That's it. We don't want to cut, just pay us to make it. We don't want nothing.

100% you. We did. You go, you do whatever you got to do. So, bam, put the money up. All right, cool. I ain't get my bullets for about eight months. Like my cousin said, do it right. I'm not going to bother these people.

The money there, I know it's good. I know it's good. This is number one company. Bullets came in, man. I sold out in like three, four weeks. $100,000 around. They were like, whoa, what in the world? So I hit them up, sent him some more money.

They didn't even know the money was in the bank. They said, oh, it got money in here. I guess he wants some more, you know what I'm gonna make and some more. Bam, I'm ready, yeah, everything great. Ooh, I'm about to fight, I'm gonna do good. That's bullets, man, they're hot, hide them and black bullets, my name on the back. Coronavirus come.

I'm like, man, I'm just about to get my bullets. So now, check this out. Check this shit out. This crazy. I was already at the bottom of this. The very, very bottom. Now coronavirus come. All the big time companies that was getting bullets from these people.

Oh man, they're spending millions now. They're throwing help. We want it, we want it, because it's hard to get. We want it. Now I'm being crushed. Man, I'm going, man, my bullet's going, wait. Wait on now. Like, oh, that ain't going to ever happen.

So, we came back up. Oh, we came back up. Oh, they won't blow up. No one company. No one company. So the people were putting all the money on top, and money on top. So I got my money in.

I'm just going to have to wait. I'm just going to have to wait. I'm just going to have to wait it all. So that's when I linked up with these people right here. See, I got my own gun loom and my own gun cleaner as well. I hooked up with another company, they top of the line. I'm talking about that stuff right there. That's called accuracy or because it makes your gun shoot better.

And everybody, like, accuracy or how you make your gun shoot better? But it takes 90% of the friction out your gun. People don't know that, though. Yeah, if you ain't using that, you're probably going to miss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you ain't any stuff going jam up, no. Oh, shit. You know what I'm saying?

So anyway, while I'm waiting on that, I got that, and I got my belts. So I was selling these belts. These black round bull belts? And so I'm trying to get all that off. I'm trying to get all that off waiting on the bullets. I'm on YouTube. I'm doing everything trying to make money. I'm waiting on the bullets for like a year go by, bro.

And I'm like, man, two years, like a year and a half go by, I think. And I ain't got nothing. I'm like, damn, bro. I got a whole bunch of money in. And then just one day, I didn't text, I ain't get no nothing. I just walk out, hey, your bullets be in tomorrow. I'm like, damn. So the bullets came in and here we all today.

I'm still selling bullets. I'm still cutting up. It's a lot more in that store. but that's like a short breakdown, you know. I don't want to sit down. Man, how are your bullets doing now as far as sales, though? Man, I'm selling out every store I'm in. Quick, man, right now.

I mean, stores they got you in? Not there, it's me. I'm hustling every store. I'm probably in, like, 20, 30. But it's back and forth because I got some stores sell out fast, some stores sell out slow, then I'm selling online, then I'm selling their gun shows, and so I'm trying to keep some. You're able to keep up with the demand?

Oh, yeah. Well, for a little while, Because when it's gone, it takes me so long to get. So that's the part of killing it. And I don't want no investors and nothing like that. Damn! I'm not right. I'm not going to wait for Floyd, man.

He wasn't somebody to come after me off, man. We can hit him hard right now and get every bullet. You're going to let Floyd get up in that bitch. But you got to think about it. If I'm going to do it, if I'm going to do it, I got to hit every bullet. I can't say, oh, yeah. Come help me out. Let's go get two more bullets.

They get a 9-millimeter and a 4-to-5 and an AK bullet. When when somebody was big, I could say, give me a shock, every round. I don't need got a whole black round bow line. I'm already popping. I'm already getting it. I can help you get three of them, man. Shit.

We can help you get the $22. Come on, I can help you get the $22. That's the one. I get money right. They have the money was right now. All the way, man. This is dope.

And like I say, man, just, you know, the story is amazing. Let me tell you the crazy part. I was sitting there so excited. Just, niggie, we got a black man who got his own bullet. But let me tell you the crazy part. It's the crazy part. Boy, I hate to say this,

but it's just like the game. but it's legal. You take the same hustle. I keep telling all my friends, bro. You take the same hustle that you got in the streets. And, bro, you see that case right there? For My Heart Podcasts in Rococo Punch, this is the Turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.

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money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. I take a case, right? Case a bullet. Oh, man, I got this case, man. You know what I'm saying?

They're going for X amount. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay. Yep. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I ride through the hood. I ride through the set. It's not, it's not, I don't have to check for background checks. I don't have to do nothing. It's just up against you, so now, you better be legal because you can go to jail. But I just go up with a receipt book, bust it open.

Hey, I got them, boy, for Winston. We're calling right in chair. You want these boxes right? Look, I'll give it for you for this. But if you want the whole thing, I gave it for the help. It's like, I'm like, wait up. What I don't know what? You know what I'm saying?

Thanks coming there. Is it what I'm saying? And it's the same exact. But it's legal. But that's why I keep telling my friend, just take that same game and find something. Find a pencil. Find a shirt.

Just take the same hustle you in and just do something. Yeah. You're going to fail a couple times, but you're going to hit something in the head, you know what I'm saying? If you keep doing it consistently, you're going to strike. You're going to strike.

Man, I ain't stop. I'm trying to get a Black Roundbo game. I'm trying to go on. What you got right here? I got my own bulletproof backpack things right here. Hold up. What's that? Oh, this bulletproof plates going to school back.

I didn't told them. Sure, I've been having this out for two years. I should have sold out, right? Right. He's selling the slowest. But I had friends pass away that got shot. could have just had a school bag on or a plate on it and say their life.

I shot it on my Instagram up to a 50 cow. All you do, look, it fit it in the school bag. There you go. There carry a Drake going in there, but they won't put a bulletproof plate. Don't get me, that's stupid. That's stupid. Let me see.

Let me see what it look up. Man, that's crazy. And they can make the bullet sticks on the back, everything 100. And it's an arm. I got doors for sale, too. At Black Rambo TV, on my link in my bio, on my YouTube, Black Rambo,

TV. Soft, I'm a ballistic panel. That's it. Everything legit. Everything 100. Every company I mess with is 100. I don't mess. Because I know if I put out something bad, they're going to talk about me. Bro, you can go on the internet right now. You go on the internet right now. You won't see a bad review on my bullet. You brought some of your favorites, huh?

What you got? Y'all bought a gun. Yeah, yeah. This nigga fight zombies at night. I know. I know either that or he killed a vampire. Change saw gun, man. All kind of stuff, man. Now, we got to get into some of these. Now, this here. This, what is

This is this. Everything is clear. He pointed them. Oh, yeah. No, no, I know. Yeah. They went through that already. Trust me.

I didn't went through that process already. We did all this off camera, people, so you know, you know what I mean? That's the Smith & Western 500 customized by Savage Customs. You know the Harley Queen gun? Yeah. That's the person who customized that one. Wow. The same person did that one.

That's amazing, man. That's crazy, right? Look at the detail in that thing. Yeah, man. That's a big monster right there. Yeah, this is... My 50 car, I got a battery that came in today, man. I wasn't ready, but it came in to me.

Oh, my goodness. Now, talk a little bit about the understanding of these, man, because a lot of people, you hear a lot of dudes in the music, rap, gun, gun, shoot them up, shoot them up, shoot them up, and don't have no real knowledge of what can happen from handling these. You know, these are the weapons that take life. You got to really know what you're doing. See, what I try to teach people, you can still be yourself.

You can still have fun, but you just got to know about the gun. So as long as you go take you some safety classes, you know what I'm saying, and pay attention, it really is not much. because everybody know what guns do, you know what I'm saying? Long as you don't do no, yeah, we're gangster, do, do, do. As long as you take some safety classes, learn how to shoot, learn how to hold it, learn about the trigger, learn about your stance. Everybody know right from wrong.

I believe in that in life, you know what I'm saying? I can get my son one of these right now. He won't do nothing ever. He'll hold it. He got two in his room. Don't never do loaded, ready to go. Don't never do nothing with him. So I kind of think it's on the person, you know what I'm saying?

Right. And the parent, you know what I'm saying? Right, most definitely. Most definitely, man, well, you know, that's important that you... Some people grow up. Oh, yeah, my gun, huh, yeah, I'm a shoot them up, bian, bian, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Listen, well, I come from, I know what these do.

But they do the people's personalities when they get their hands on one. You know what I mean? So it's just like these have caused so much detriment, but I feel like it's so dope what you do because we have somebody who looks like you come from where you come from that has this understanding, got his own bullets. And it's possible to be able to navigate these, the right way.

And we had a cool pup? I'm the only ammunition company in the world that can do this to you. What's how I'm with your dog? Let's get on Instagram. Take a picture. Yeah, what's good? I'm going to sign up for you, big dog.

Boom. What other ammo you're getting your ammo from? They're going to do that for you. Now, get your black ass out of here. Yep. Thank you. That's how I'd be buying my bullets. Let me get my black ass.

Yeah. Yeah, right. Let me take a picture of that thing for you. These white folks see a nigger with these bullets. Bro, I'd have been all on Carda B page. shared me twice. I've been trying to shoot with her for the longer. Yeah, you just gave Twister. Listen, Twister. I mean, I got a...

My man, Twister got a song and a video. I'm about to come out so hard. Oh, that's dope. That's dope. This is one of my personal favorite guns. Yeah, that's the thing I got right here. Yeah, I love the Hillcat, man. It's a dope gun, and it's easy to shoot. It's easy to learn. It's an awesome company. Yeah, I mean, and it's just dope.

You know what I mean? I'm going to be honest with you? You know, what took me the longest to learn on this is the safety, the trigger safety. Those are different. Like, you know, because usually the same thing. It's on the gun, but this one is the trigger safety, so it takes a long time to learn it, but this is a dope weapon radio, man. I like my health care. I carry it all the time, but it's, it got a lot of pop with it.

I've been looking for something with less pop, so I've been looking at the 22 TCM. Really? Yeah, that's something serious. Oh, okay. Man, I'm talking about, I shot that thing the other day. He blew up a watermelon in nine millimeter just going through it. They ain't doing that. So, I'm not trying to check it out, but it got some snap with it.

But she's dope. I keep it with me every day, you know? every day, you know. Springfield is the same. People that make the same, you know. Oh, Springfield. You got to show on a little lunchbox. Yeah, good looking.

I'm good looking. I was sure forgot about this. What do you think is? Uh, something that is... I got them tongue-tied out. Wait, wait. Wait. Wait.

What did you see that? The nigga got to change something. In New Orleans and we report the shoe and all that, tell him I want the shooting competition now. I got the hookup. Man, I got the hookup thing, man. I gave me the wrong phone number of everything. Took a picture left at me and everything.

He might. He might have thought you was. He didn't know. I mean, come on, man. He might have said you break one of the skateboard's over here. You had too many. Tell him, tell him, look, look. You know what?

All y'all, come Louisiana. Oh, we got to go. Come Louisiana. Down in the bay. We're going to eat some crawfetching, some algae, we're going to shoot some guns. We're going to turn up. All the way.

All right, bet. All right, here we go. I don't know what the fuck this is. All right. It might be a porkiepan or something. There's some call of duty shit you got right here. Yeah, this nigga about to take the chop out. That's crazy, huh?

All in the back. Goodness gracious. There you do. Springfield Saint. What the fuck? It was all of it? Like a little lunchbox. Remember that scene for Menaces Society?

Hey, y'all, niggins. Hey! Hey! Hey! Yeah, but you can leave that one down in there somewhere, too. down there somewhere, too. Amen. I'm loving this.

Bras, like, bro, they fly me out to go shoot hogs and all the helicopters. I shoot tanks and drive tanks and I ain't know this is possible.

You know what I'm saying? Now, I see other people... What's the link? What they need to search on YouTube to pull up? Go on YouTube. Check this out. You got to type it all the way in

because they be shadow banding because of the gun. Yeah, I bet they do. Black Rambo TV. Go on Instagram, type in at Black Rambo TV. I'm the one on the tank, a whole little little tank up. You're going to see 800-something thousand followers.

I should have a million or something by now. But, bro, they shadow ban me, bro. I ain't doing nothing wrong. I do everything 100% leave. I'm a war veteran. We got the backyard bullet too. Oh, yeah, and I got the backyard bullet. And I got the backyard bullet.

That me and him made that page together, and we make longer videos on that. You mean, introduce you, I'm Big Tee, the cameraman. B, T, the Camer Man, but I think Big Tee to Camer Man. But I think Big Tee to Camer Man, probably know how to work. all these morguees too. Oh, yeah, you know how to work them too. All the way. That, man, this is, now this is, I think, is unique.

I thought, I saw this. It was like the type of iPhone. It's this. Give me the food. Show what that is. This is some shit from the Matrix. Two shots. You can see that?

You push the button right here. Two buttons. Is that another? Is this another one here? Yeah, that's another. That's a little small one. That's a trailblaze firearms. That's, uh, I forgot the name of that company.

Dang, it's so long. It's ideal conceal. That's an ideal conceal. Ideal concealed. That's the trailblaze fire arms. Okay. With this one right here. That is fucking bananas.

Look at this one. Oh. Yeah. We got the small one. All that. One shot. One shot, lady. Yeah.

When y'all come down to buy you, I hope you're ready, boy. I got some stuff for you, you know? This shit, we definitely... I don't know, man. Y'all ain't seen my videos. I got guns flying all people. Don't be scared. No, I've seen a lot of your video. See, that's the thing about me.

I love them, man. Let me see. I love them. That's the thing about me. I shoot different, man. The damage. Everybody in the gun industry is so tight, man. You gotta be tactical.

You gotta do this. But I'm real. I've been the wall. You can't tell? I've been the wall. Front line in the Marines, second tank battalion. So I'm like, if somebody running here right now, shit.

Is we tactical? I'm saying, oh, we tactical. Do you have on the best? They're gonna say, man, God, man, God, this is the wrong. building, bro. I got to fuck around. Shit.

Y'all, man. My fault, man, I got a piece. What I'm saying? You ain't got no vessel. You ain't got no boots, no nothing. So why is you training like that? Right. The same thing, Chris.

Why you think you're in the military? I eat it, though. Train like your fight. Yeah, train like you fight. My dog talked to the car and say that. Fuck that part, a lot of niggas can't fight. I want some piece. Big T, I know you want some.

Yeah, you know you want some. Yeah, you know you want some. I get my man. on camera, eh. Big team, he's trashed, right? Is it more the more about to keep this?

Don't do it, boy. He's on camera, nigger. No, Black Rambo, I'm definitely going to need some of this. Man, check this now. To be honest with you, that's for you. That's for you. Hold up one of these. No, I'm actually, you know, we don't do that off camera,

but I'm actually get you to, you know, do something. Yeah, we got some, we got some, we got some off camera conversations. We just said, we got to ask this. I guess D.C., he's going to get me the wrong phone. Oh, no, he ain't mean to do it. He just thought you just thought you. I got some wrong for them too. Now this, you said, is the most expensive one

that you had. On the table right here, yeah, that's a- What is this? That's a Barretta, 24-carriage goal. Hold on, that's 24-carriage go. I get back in the magazine right here. Yeah, I know, I took it out. Yeah, I made sure I took it out.

That's just, whoa. Yeah, that's sweet right there. You show up with one of these, man. You get boy. That thing. That's from James Bond shit. Yeah, exactly. The thing about the gold, the gold fared

after you're shooting for a while. See down there? Look on mine. Look right here. See the gold? Oh, okay. That's the only thing I don't like about that gold plate. And if you keep wearing in the whole stuff, it fade for a while. That's a bad boy. That's the one with the change saw.

That's the bad. That's the person that did this one. Savage Customs, the whole thing, they did the chainsaw one too. If you look at it, they got all kind of details in there and all kind of stuff. Man, this is crazy, man. This is crazy, man. All the way, man. This is beautiful.

Black Rambo, you won the lottery in me? Yeah, I won the ladder. How? Tell me that story. Boy, you want to hear this. See, I've got to have a remind me on some of these, bro. Check this out. Check this out.

I'm going to eat because I ain't ate since Barack Obama was in office, man. Man, we're in the trap, man. Come on, man. Man, look, check this out. I'm talking to this little chick. Man, blah, blah, blah. I'm leaving in the morning. I'm tired going to work with my daddy.

Got this old white man named Bubba. Blah, I put this on my life. It's a true story. White man named Bubba. He didn't want to guide me scratching the tickets. I get there. I get there, right? So Bubba, like, I said, you got your tickets to their bubble?

You're like, yeah, man, I lost, man. I bought four of them. I said, how many did they got left? Say, they got about four left. I said, I'm going to get these four. Bam, I'm buying four tickets. Scratch the first three lose, all three. I'm like, damn.

So I scratched the next one. On the third line, I hit a 14. So I look at Bubba. I said, look, Bubba, this ain't nothing but a free ticket. We play this all the time. I said, give me my $20 back, and I gave me the ticket right now. Wait, you're about to give it away? Yeah.

See, you're able to talk about the car. I scratched the number 14 And the 14, I looked at Bubba I said, bubble I said, look man, this ain't number of free ticket Give me my $20, I pay for a 40 ticket and I'm going to give this ticket You can scratch and see what it is right now

Bubba said, oh no, I ain't about to do that I said, all right, Bubba, let's see Scratch the ticket Ah, I jumped back, I'm gonna knock all the liquor down, I'm going to get the $100,000, $100,000, $100,000, man, Bubba said, let me see Looking at bubble like this, I don't know, bubble, hold up,

me see, but I'm thinking, Bubba, oh, he can't run. I'll catch Bubba before he gets to the door. So I get the bubble, man, Bubba put them glasses on. But Bubba did like that. For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is the turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse.

Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor? But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt. For all those years, you know, he was, the predator and I was the prey. And then he became the prey. Listen to The Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Your entire identity

has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which Family Secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests

for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and bader than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much and women have quietly listened and all that stops here if you like witty women then this is your tribes with guests like karen stefans i'd never seen so many women protect predatory men and then me too happened and then everybody else want to get pissed off because the white said it was okay problem my oldest daughter her first day in ninth grade and i called to ask

how i was good she was like oh dad all they were doing was talking about your thing in class i ruined my baby's first day of high school and slumflower what turns me honest when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect

Podcast Network. The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. You got it. And you put the best off and walk out the bed and everybody crying. Boy, I was like, oh, Jesus. It's crazy. I'm about to get in a new ticket, man. It's $20.

Well, I don't know without it dead, bro. Do you have been crying? No, I don't know if I'd have been crying, man. I don't think all the people like around go, though. I don't know. Everybody got in trouble, boy. I don't know. We got to split this or something.

We wanted to work a deal. I didn't. I didn't get my ticket back. I was playing. You didn't give me no money. This nigga won the fucking. Wait a minute. $100,000 off of $20.

Last ticket in the car. Off of $20. Man. I didn't take that money. I bought me a house, man. I bought me a house, man. That's good. I ain't got no proof of income.

So you won the lottery and stayed in the hood? Oh, I was about to save. They bought me a house and I've been in there ever since. Got that goddamn, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. The bad and ugly. That's the one your grandma come out with. That's the one they shoot like this. Man, this is dope, man.

Salute to you. Put the John Wayne down. I had to, man. It's crazy though, man, because all these gun shows I go to, they just have more and more stuff. It's like it never stopped. And there are other people that do what I do that don't even hook up with me. Don't even hook up on me.

Don't worry about them. I don't care about them. Well, you know, that's the scariest shit in the world, a nigga with a gun. Nah, but you know what? They look at it because I'm different. I'm going to take their followers. You see what I'm saying? So they're like, it was cool, but man, this dude come in here.

He shoots specific guys with one hand and hitting targets and clowning, blowing up watermeling all over his face and stuff. Now, he ain't coming over here because he's going to take all my followers and all my YouTube money and stuff like that. Bro, I don't know what happened. When I was on National Geographic, they're supposed to put in the magazine, but they did a book, and the book, like, spread, and my YouTube, like, blew up for, like, a week. That's what they did.

They demonititized. Naga, we got two million followers, nigga. We can fuck that. We get that shit back. When they see this shit, that's it. They're going to know already new. They see this? Damn it.

And then, who say legal guns ain't cool? Man, my mom, I'm in the hood, man. Legal guns are the coolest. Bro, you know how many friends I say I had with illegal guns? for no reason. I don't know them people. I bet you do. I bet you got a friend

and got arrested. They got a gun. I ain't friends with them niggins no. No. I said we got two million fault. That's you right.

This is dope, man. Hey, I'm a comedian. I don't. I got solaces coming in all kinds of stuff. Oh, man. Drop the information one more more time.

At Black Rambo TV on Instagram. Black Rambo TV on YouTube, the backyard bullet, on YouTube. That's right, goddamn. And when we get back on tour, guess who working security, bitch? I mean, I help. Exactly.

I help, though. I'll bring this, I'll bring that. He bring the guns. You got damn right. Well, ma'am, I'll tell ya, y'all should come out, bro. Oh, we come. I'm coming, definitely. We do it all.

All the way, man. Hey. You don't even know. This nigga is related to you. Related to you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

to come to your house. Oh, yeah, you definitely. You need to come to your house. Oh, I can imagine. I got it. You inspired me. Now, I'm like, I don't have enough. Bro, I just hope you got a fucking musket in your collection.

I want a musket. You got a musket. You got a musket. I got a bulletproof helmets and shit. I don't have a musket. You got to get a musket, man. I want one so bad, though, with the big one horn. With Ramrod, yeah, man.

This is dope to me. Man, this is dope to me. Man, I love it because it's legal. It's done the right way. And it's an example that we as black black men can legally own fire arms in this country. If you can, man, I tell everybody that if you're not a felon, man, go do it the right way, man, because it ain't worked there's the problem.

And sometimes they got to interview a felon, you can expunge your stuff, man, to get clear. You just got to go talk to the right people. Do the right thing, man. You know what I'm saying? It really makes sense to do the right thing, bro. We got to protect your family, you know what I'm saying? You said the war stories, we got to get one. Yeah, he got some cool ones.

Which one? It got the one. I think you should do two because it got the one with which you was in Japan. and you said you were in the dudes was fighting was about to fight to other people and then it got the one where he was talking about you forgot you took your gas man

All right, I'm in Iraq, right? So, in Iraq, it's pitch black. And one thing about Iraq at night time is pitch black. We didn't been to Iraq, we went to Kuwait. All right, all right, I've been to Kuwait too. Yeah, all right. Oh, dark is a bitch.

It's black at nighttime, all right? Hell yeah. So we used to use little red lights. You couldn't use the white lights. So I'm walking around with the red light, We had to do my little security thing. I'm walking around at nighttime. We're tired of his hair.

I'm like, man, I'm like, doing it. Man, I'm going to go home, this and this, this and this. So, bam, my little time went. I'm going to get the next dude. I'm going to get the next dude. I take my little mask. Man, you know, said, I always going to gas us. So we got gas, man.

Three months. Three months, boy, I ain't take my clothes off. I ain't take a bath. I ain't do nothing because we had mop gear on and everything because they think we're going to get gas. So I'm sitting there. I'm like, man, I'm about to take this down, mask and put it to the side.

That's when I took the little thing on and just put it. Man, I swear to God, I just put it right here. And then I sat down. I said, I'm about to go to sleep. So I lay it down, man. So I hit a little dude, but after you get on the walk, or the patrol, you gotta work the radio. And my code name will go to.

So I hear I'm on the thing, go to, go to, go to, we are lost. I repeat, we are lost. And I said, man, what the fuck? We did he's going around in the square? I said, look, follow the right light. I'm going to flash the light one time. I'm going to go white.

I went to white light. I said, I'm a flash it one time. Chick-a-chick-chick, I did two times like that, chick-a-chic-chic-choo, all your ears, a rocket come through. Boom, boy, everybody goes, gas, gas, gas, gas. Go. Oh, shit, I can't find my gas mask, right down, huh? But it only take, you got, like, a split second

to put the mask on. Man, I'm looking at my home, boy, I said, look, bro. Tell my mama, I love him. I can't find it, bro, it's gone. Then they be like, oh, clear. Brother, everything, got the mask right here. just right there, but I freaked out because I couldn't find it, but that was the crazy stuff

on my birthday. I got shot at, on my birthday. I'm on the building. They got a dude named Wu. He never forget it. Wu on one end, I'm on the other end. Who over there? They used to call me gold to.

So, Roo looking, I'm looking, I just hear, puky-choo! Roo on the ground. Roo shaking. I'm like, what I did you get shot? What's there? Somebody should, because I'm 18, 19 years old. So I'm going over there about Roo.

I said, you all right? Roo. I'm leaning over like this. You're all right. I know over there, I look, I look up like this. I said, I get the binos. I grab the binos. Oh, Jesus Christ, oh, Lord.

Roo, hold on, why are you telling me they were shooting, Roo? Ruh, how can't tell me? Tag your way. So, I crawled to the, I crawled to the little microphone. I'm like, I horse four, I'm hard. This is gold, too. We got inaccurate snipers around 2 o'clock. And so, tolls and scowls, just go over there.

There were two people shooting at us with a kid. Just shooting at him. Damn. He said, he said, call them naccurate snipers. Yeah, he didn't. I was dead. I was dead because, man. I felt the jean, girl, all my soul just getting on my ass.

I was like, I was like, I shit, and then I had to suck it back in. You know, I was having to crawl to the... I ain't know, we're scared, boy. Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, I wouldn't. We went over there. We see how to go, man. Man, I pissed on myself in war.

Man, dude flashed the red light out of sleep. It just flag the rain light. I'm gonna jump them because I thought we were hit. I thought we were hit from a bomb. Boy, I pissed myself in everything about, I thought I was dead. Yeah. Just for my nigga flag in the rain, like in my eye.

I got scared, bro. I didn't sleep, bro. We slept on side. Did, all that, bro. I was doing, dog. My job in war, I was a gangster. No line. No, no, bro.

Dog, I had the coldest job in war. Check what I did. I ain't know nobody. I'm fresh from Japan. I was in Japan. I get to the wall. I'm like, damn, none of these dudes. They're gonna put you on the security truck.

So I'm like, fuck, security truck. I don't do no damn security. Man, next thing, the trucks full of reserves. Oh, we got sandbags all over the trucks. We stand on sandbags to the window. We got a 50 cowl on the top. I said, what the fuck going on here?

Everybody else got regular-ass trucks and just driving. Say, yeah, you're in security. So the way warriors, okay, you got one convoy right here, one convoy right here, one convoy, and then it got the tanks. So this convoy supplied from home to them. Them supply to them, them, them supply to them. Well, I was in the fucking convoy right by the tanks. So I'm like, damn.

All right. What the hell they're going to have me doing? You know what I'm saying? I'm a security truck. I don't know. I'm thinking. So I secured a whole convoy. So while everybody's driving, I'm on side.

They got a turn right. They get on the goal to, go to, go, we're going right. I go up that block left. Boom, running cars. Everybody get all the gun. Dibus slah, dibus slah, don't move. Kelf, Kelf, Kelf, Kep, Kep, Dibb Shlai. Let's go, let's go.

We'll crack the little glow sticks. Crack the little glow sticks, and we'll do like this. Chump the glow sticks in the air. And they never see it. There's been nothing like that before. Man, they go to fighting over the glow sticks. We get him, we're getting back in the car and we take the hall out. Isn't that man?

It was crazy. Bro, I'm up and down. I go to my homeboy. Hey, man, what you doing, man? Should I go to the next leg, go to the next leg, girl. Oh, we can't look. Oh, we can't look. Oh, we can't look.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We're crazy. Bro, it is crazy. Oh, yeah. Wow, it was crazy. You changed. Your name is sad show Bob. Check this out.

Check this out. They said I went to war They gave me post-traumatic stress And I didn't believe him at first I was like man, I'm fine What you're talking about? Like post-traumatic what? But they say

I went to war And got a rush And now I do stuff and search for that rush I can't never get that same rush Chasing the dragon Yeah So like okay

Oh I'm shoot-gun HAA, boom I'm bored All right I want to do this I'm bored I'm bored I keep going to say

That's post-traumatic stress in the way But I guess it's a good way I'm making money Yeah I'm saying. Shit. Hell yeah.

Don't never come down. Hell yeah. Keep going. This is- The most interesting nigger in the world, man. All the way, man, y'all. This is the black market for real, man. Y'all make sure.

Y'all make sure. No, fuck that. One more war story, man. One more. What you're all about to fight? One more. And then you went to, and then you had to fight the dudes. I know, I got to go a war one.

I got a better war one, though. I got a better war one. I got a better war one. One more. We'll take. They got sandstorms. all right. Hell yeah.

Big sand. I'm talking about sandstorm, you get out. You can put your hand right here and you can't see your hand. It's all right, you know what I'm telling you too.

It goes from regular day to like motherfucking abyss. All right, so, man, they had a sandstorm. We had to pull over. We're in the convoy. We pull over. Big sandstorm.

Man, we lost two tanks in the sand. They went in some water and lost them in the sandstorm. So we're like, all right, we're pulling over. So, man, we pull over sandstorm good.

Man, in Iraq, a lot of people don't know. They got green. like trees and all kinds of stuff. They got that shit. So I had to take a shit. So I'm like, damn. I'm just being honest.

I got the shit. I'm like, so I had a, I forgot to let a Mexican dude in a Puerto Rican dude's name, but it was my homie. And I was like, I said, hey man, one deal, I think it named one of them,

something like that. But I was like, come walk with me, take a shit. Like going to trees over to take a shit. So you're like, all right. Well, you got to take a shit as a unit. Yeah, you don't want to go about yourself, because. So check this out.

Check this out. And when I went take the shit, it had like a little pathway. And it had some trees and there's some bushes and stuff. So, brother, dude saved my life. I was like, hey, bro, look, I'm a shit. I'm going to dig my little hole. Because everywhere you go, you're going to dig a hole to take a shit. I'm digging my little hole.

And I'm going to shit right here. I got another story. You want to hit too bad ass. Take a shit. I'm taking a shit in the hole. Boom. No, no. I'm about to take a shit in the hole.

He said, no. Hey, let's go in the bushes. So if they come, they can't see us. I said, no what? You're right. Let me get in the bushes. So we're in the bushes, we're taking the shit, we're talking, just like me, I'm sitting on the sofa.

Bro, shit, you're not, bro. It had, like, five people with A-Ks coming with, like, walking. I'm like, oh, shit. I'm like, oh, man, there's some more come walking through. You can see them up there. Now, you're really shitting. I'm like, oh, shit, boy, I look at him. I look at him.

I said, what you want to do? I said, look, we got two guns, and they got, like, 20. Let's hurry up and go back to the other, where our people are at. So, boy, I said, on three, you ready? I ain't about wiping my ass. I ain't think about nothing. I said, one, two, three. Pull the pants up, but my pants were falling down.

His pants falling down. We took all warning. Through the thing. Man, right when we got out the bushes, it got Marine. And in the inside, 200 meters. And me, like, no, bitch, they're right now. They're right now. You're right now.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da. My scariest time in war. My scariest time in war. Just the scariest ever I've been in war. We poured up to this spot, right? It was pitch black. And it had Phil, so we were like,

all right, we're just gonna chill. But see, I was with that damn security truck. I used to get pissed off, because we'll stop 20 times on the day. And everywhere we stopped, you gotta dig a hole up the hill. I'm like, oh, man, this is ridiculous. This is getting too much, man. So I used to tell the people, look, I'm gonna drive a bro,

look, man, y'all don't want me to fall asleep. Y'all, I'm gonna be 130 pounds. Digging a little bit this much, and I'm gonna slide in the hole. You know what I'm saying? You dig me this much in there. I'm gonna get in there, I promise you. I'm getting in there.

So we're gonna back in the truck, playing space. And they did it for me, they did me a little bit. Went back at the place, pop, pop, pow, pop. Man, let's just say down the street, about three or four blocks, something just blow up. Boom, everybody looking like, what the hell is that? And so we call it in, what's going on, what's going on?

They're like, don't worry about that, that's EOD blowing up Iraqi missiles. EOD is like the explosives people. Yeah. They're like, don't worry about that, that's EOD blowing up Iraqi missiles. Bro, shit you're not long. As soon as we hung up that mic, boom, boom, boom, boom,

man, I jump out to church. I froze for a second I was like What the fuck So I jumped out the truck I jumped in the hole I was in the hole about this hot

and I could just see stradno The orange stuff Just shoot And I'm just praying Lord please please please please please please please Please don't let it hit this hole Please don't let it hit this hole

Please don't let it hit this hole That's all I can do I couldn't shoot back I couldn't do nothing All I could do is pray Please Lord Don't let it hit this hole Don't let it hit this hole

And it got this thing called A Patriot missile So with the Patriot missile, do it, find out, it's like this. And they find out where you're getting shot at from, and they shoot back at them. So you just got to wait it out. And so, man, when I came up, bro, that dude, had been blown off, shit blowing up.

All you can do is sitting there hole and pray that it don't hit that hole. You can't do nothing. You can't do nothing. I know what I would have did. Shit. Yeah, you want shit. You want shit a couple times. You already funky out there.

They ain't taking no bad. No, I'm talking about, like, like, I ain't, I went home. Some real shit, I had a friend. I was in Japan. So everybody went home in, like, October. And so they said, they put us in the group. And they were like, hey, who got this?

Who got one, no kid, one kid, who got this? And they just started pulling people back. And so it ended up with, like, eight people. And there's my friend, Sam Watts, to this day. He was the only black dude in the group. And he was like, man, you should see that nigger face, boy. He was like, oh, my God. Because all these people got to stay.

We all were going home. So I'm looking like, man. shit, that's my dog, you know what I'm saying? That's my homie. So I just, I just suck it up and just run out there and just grab the first white dude. I see, hey, look, come on, you can go home and I stayed there with the dude the rest of the way

for like another four, five months. Still in war. Man, you're a hell of a nigga. A lot of men that do till this day, still, for me. That's why you hit the goddamn lottery, nigger. You didn't told them stories. You deserve that 100,000. I ain't want to do it enough, boy.

We lose. I know, but still. I met him. Got that show on yourself, been in a hole, and got damn. You know, you deserve. That ticket in a couple more. And we're doing this shit every day.

Every day, my nigga. Hey, make sure y'all, hey, play Rambo. And don't forget this. Look, see, y'all sleeping on this. A lot of people don't clean their guns, bro. They jam up. It's not that hard. I got instructions on the bottle.

I'll make it that easy for you. Look, directions, instructions. Oh, I'm out to get you to show me after. Yeah, make sure you check this out because you need to clean your guns. Man, I see a lot of people ask me for help. It ain't that hard, bro. It ain't hard at all.

How you break your gun down? How you clean your gun? I got the instructions on there. Check it out. The link is in my bio on Instagram. It ain't that hard. I'm telling you. And then I got the grass cleaner coming out. I got all kinds of other stuff coming out.

But me and this company linked up, but they got some badass stuff. They work for big creams and they do all kinds of stuff. But when I link up with somebody, they act like it'd be some bullshit. Oh, no. Fuck you, man. 85% of us going to fuck with you, man.

Welcome to the trail. Black market. Black rainbow, man. Black man. You're in this bitch, man. Dave. What my photographer is? Yeah, I want a picture, Tyrone.

I'm a picture too. I mean, uh, one of y'all give me a picture. Oh, we got you. We don't get you a gang of pictures, man. Yeah, hell, yeah. I'll take this. Oh, shit. Take it sideways, long ways.

Ooh. No, no other way. Oh, shit. Bitch. Ultra. Ain't no smiling on this shit. Straight gangster. Ah, come on.

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