The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - #BlackMarket - Effect Fitness

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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Starting point is 00:02:40 man y'all haven't too much fun I've been here today You're bringing money out in here man You got a real fear to bring the money Somebody liked the money We need to let them know the black market is open. And today I'm in there to talk my shit.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Get your bad ass up and get to the screen right now. We got the fitness people ahead of day, man. Everybody then put a slim shit on. Kind of look like we're doing better than we are. Yeah. Shit, we out of shape. We ain't know it. We ain't know we was out of shape to some in-shape
Starting point is 00:03:21 motherfuckin' game, man. Shit, we got work to do, Kat. What's up, Dooley? Welcome to the trap, man. Man. Thank you. Man, I heard you over here making big moves in the fitness world and shit.
Starting point is 00:03:35 You got everybody losing weight and stop eating meat and shit and everything. We don't want them to stop eating meat. We just, we want them to have fun while they're working out. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, but let me stop. I got something for you. Oh, come on, man, you know,
Starting point is 00:03:48 I ain't used the people giving me shit. What I'm coming with? And for you in the whole team. What we do? Just come working out. They call them a fat. Because I ain't gonna tell you. I'm not gonna sell this to you.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Okay, bet. I ain't trying to sell you nothing right now. I'm gonna give you this cause I'm gonna ask you for a favor. All right, bet. What do you need me to do? I don't run a fake feeling by myself and I got my partners with me and I want them to come on the show. All right, so you're gonna let us in.
Starting point is 00:04:11 I'm gonna let you out for free, but you gotta let my partners in here for free. Man, come on, man. Come on, man. Who you broke? So there's my partner, Redsie right here. You see what he got on. What's up?
Starting point is 00:04:21 Why his shirt? Yeah, yeah. And my partner, say, oh. Come on, man. They gotta get Mike. They talk loud. We got it. We got it.
Starting point is 00:04:30 We got it. We're getting ready to get you. No, we're gonna put you in professional. You can sit right here, bro. They look. No, give me place. You're all right. He knows the show.
Starting point is 00:04:38 He knows the show. He knows the show run down. I'm not probably. Do your thing. This is the official, this is the fitness trap today. Yeah. But we want you all to come work out too, though. All right.
Starting point is 00:04:50 And we ain't far from here. Okay, bit. It took us. Okay. Four minutes to get here. Let me do my Jerry McGuire. Okay. Who's coming with me?
Starting point is 00:05:00 Who's coming with me? It's free. Who's coming with me? For the rest of the year. It's free for the rest of the year for y'all. I bet. Okay, man, what? For the rest of the year.
Starting point is 00:05:11 We come here. Coming together. I want you have to come together. J-O-N, we're in there? We got ya. We're getting ripped. We're cutting the sleeves off our hoodies. You're gonna listen to some good music while you do.
Starting point is 00:05:21 I see you like music. We can listen to us some J-O-N, Tray. Man. to everything in that place. See, that's the beauty. That's why I quit my job, because I wanted to be able to play what I wanted to play.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Freedom. Yeah. That's what we all need. Yeah. His name's Shayan. Cheyhan. That's Reggie Ball. Reggie Ball.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Yeah, he used to play quarterback. He used to play quarterback. He used to play. Reggie Ball. Reggie Ball. That's how they said. That's how they said. He's electrifying.
Starting point is 00:05:52 That's what they used to say. Cheyhan, what you do? Same. Football. The university, man. Oh, talk your shit? Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Yeah, yeah. That's what's up. Yeah, that's right. Do your shit. You still play? He worked too much to still play. Oh, I'm just saying. Why are you still talking about this shit?
Starting point is 00:06:15 No, he's younger than us. He's just younger than us. He was just playing. He just playing. Because when me and him, I'm gonna tell you what's funny. How man him was, we were starting. working out together and when we realized we both weren't going to make a living playing the league we looked at each other and said bro let's be professionals at
Starting point is 00:06:32 something else okay we had a workout together and we both knew our football career was over in a sense like and I was like bro I'm gonna be a professional trainer not a personal trainer yeah I'm gonna be the best fitness instructor gym in the world when I knew I knew I wasn't gonna make no money for any fair I said that that day yeah I heard that yeah the day The day I knew I wasn't gonna make it in the NFL, that's when I started doing comedy. That's what I'm telling you. No.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Don't never give up on you. Ever. But you know, sometimes it's just in the path for things to happen, man. You do, sometimes doing one thing, prepare you exactly for the next thing. It's like, once you conquer one skill, it's really five they come with it.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Absolutely. Absolutely. So you're exactly where you're supposed to be, man? I don't, I don't never question it. Exactly. Oh, never quit. Look how many people fell off doing this time, man. You didn't put on. Facts.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Shit. Facts. And it was just that time, man. Some of this shit had to happen for some new shit to happen. That's a fact. All right, everybody mic up. Mic check, cat. I don't think Seah aren't gonna say shit anyway.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Mike check one, mic check two. His mic gonna sound fucked up. That's his natural voice. I forgot up. I used my voice. Yeah. They'd be like, is this Mike. No, he just sounded like that.
Starting point is 00:07:57 How long you've been in the fitness game? Probably about six years now, seven years. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Once we make sure these levels are right, we back to talking shit. Reginald Ball.
Starting point is 00:08:12 That's him. Yeah, that's him. What's up, man? How you living? That's a dope-ass hoodie. Shout, I'm in the dream right now. This is the trap. This is where all the magic happens. You know, we almost moved here,
Starting point is 00:08:23 when we're trying to find us another location. Oh, yeah. Probably about five, about four years ago. Yeah. Instead, we moved right. We're right behind the Captain Dees. All right, man. You coming?
Starting point is 00:08:31 Yeah. Kat, we in there? Kay, I got you one of these, man. Come on, man. We want all y'all in there. Leg day. Don't skip it. And then whoever ain't got one of these,
Starting point is 00:08:41 you tell us, we'll have it for them. He might come, but he's going, I know he's going to wear that. I know he'll wear that. He's going to wear that. I know he's going to wear that. Don't punish him for wearing that in that. But he's still need to come.
Starting point is 00:08:56 No, bro. He need to come. What about my man Javier, bro? He got real little hands. I know he can't do no benching. His hands little and shit, man. Bro, you laugh. But that be the funniest shit.
Starting point is 00:09:13 I hear, you gotta come give Shayan fact. Watch this shit. Whoa! Oh! Bro, look at his hand compared to his hand. Oh, shit. You're good, though. You're in company, where you're trained?
Starting point is 00:09:34 He can't hold that. This card is bigger than this fucking hand, man. Oh, shit. He can't do shit but jump rope. That's all he's gonna be able to do. We gotta take you to the lip and shit. I ain't good to do that lip-in' shit, where you strap his hand, that bitch.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Howie, yeah, can't hold shit, man. I make sure he got a straw, here where we go, man. They be holding a cup with both hands, fingers, locking this shit. That's my dog, don't nobody fuck with him. Oh, you shit. We good. I told you, this shit crazy.
Starting point is 00:10:10 That's how I introduce him to everybody. That's a little hand. Why are you calling that? Give him five. Even girls be like, oh shit. Oh, shit. What I'm gonna do push up as fast as hell. You got bird hands.
Starting point is 00:10:31 You had to think about a bird, do you? Oh shit. This nigga stupid. Hey man, welcome back to the black market with your fans. All right, man, y'all give us some effect, essential fitness tips for all the people who's sitting at home right now.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Before they even come down there and get embarrassed, what they need to start doing. Don't do shit, just come see this. All right, don't do nothing. Don't do nothing. Okay, bad. Just come see. They pull up a little.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Walk through those doors, we gonna take care of you. We got you. See it. Fats. You stay out of marketing, bro. You see, you're too seriously. Ain't nobody about to come down there with that shit, brad.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Just walk through those doors. Your ass is mine. That's him, though. See me on money. What is that, bro? When did we start, bitch? Ain't nobody. You eating purpose again?
Starting point is 00:11:28 See me money. He got you, bro. He got your last. No, you're right. See me with you. Man, my arm's time. One more. Hey, man, you said that three more ago.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Oh, shit. Nah, man, what made, what put this team together? How y'all come together? together to put this whole, you know, playing intact, man. And it's like you said, it started in my garage, a two-car garage downtown on Piedmont. And like I said, at that time, me and Ridge was already kind of working out together.
Starting point is 00:12:00 And like a little bit of, I guess it happened at the same time. We was working, we was trying out for the CFLT. I ain't going to say that name. Yeah. And we looked at each other. We're like, bro, what the fuck are we doing here? Like, that's what I really, like, hit me that. I'm not going to make a living chasing this.
Starting point is 00:12:16 this shit, because I was at a workout with about $705 to a hundred of the dudes and it was like, I was just the same. I said, this ain't it. I made up my mind that day that I was gonna be the best professional fitness trainer, not a personal trainer, but a professional trainer.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Somebody that's gonna take this shit to the next level I'm talking about from training to gym to like building it to teaching other people how to do this shit. I made in my mind I'd never be working like that again, bro. Yeah. And then Shian just popped up. He showed up serious.
Starting point is 00:12:47 He showed up to work serious one day and he ain't left since. Yeah, serious. And then you just smell, wait. Yeah. Niggas, work it out. He did, no, he did, no, he came on this, he came on this, no, he came on his interview.
Starting point is 00:13:03 These, uh, November of 2017 and he ain't missed the day at work since then. I can't get him out of the job. He won't go on. Exactly. He lives there. He lives there. He lived there.
Starting point is 00:13:13 That's why he's it. That's when you walked through the doors. Yeah, he walked. I'm in my house. I was just fucking with your bed. Fitness. You know, the gym is really important, man. It's prolonged your life,
Starting point is 00:13:29 get you in shape, healthy, you know, health as well. Like, so I gotta ask you, because I'll be on social media. Can a woman with a flat ass really go to the gym and get a fat ass? Absolutely, absolutely. No question. You see the slum girl, what's the name of the comedian?
Starting point is 00:13:45 Don't say nobody name. Okay, well, yeah. Plenty examples of, you know, slim girls or slim dick, you know what I mean? Like, you can improve. I think we all individually, like we all got our individual clown. We all got individual examples of people
Starting point is 00:13:59 that showed up with some flat asses that look a little different now. Okay, yeah. But the best thing, I tell people, the best thing about us, we got like receipts. For the shit that we talk, we got a receipt for, we're like, okay, here go to the shit we talk,
Starting point is 00:14:09 here go what we can do for you. Every fucking thing. This shit, all this is based on a true story. I believe. Yeah. I don't think y'all would come in here bullshit. Not a lot. No gym results.
Starting point is 00:14:18 That shit don't lie. No, I don't. Yeah. Get your ass in the gym. I mean, I got my membership. I was just waiting on the right membership. You feel them? It's there.
Starting point is 00:14:30 How are we in there? Get your ass up. Who coming with me? Come on. Everybody who said they come with you, they on me. You hear this shit? Anybody who say they come with you? They need us in there.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Yeah, we want more people in there. And it's clean, and the gym clean. He don't have. That shit, what's the hours? What are the hours? Tell him your hours. No, he opened it to you. I know.
Starting point is 00:14:50 I know. Tell me your hours. My office hours. All day. This is open all day? All day. All day. 3.30 a.m.
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Starting point is 00:19:14 I'm not there at 3.30. What time you be, what time you pull up? I get there at 5. Okay. And I start working at 5 in the morning. Oh, okay. What's the atmosphere like? It's just like this.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Like I tell, bro, we were so close to moving here. Like in the time, bro, we were sharing a space with another gym. Again, we don't say no names. And we said, bro, we kind of grew the space. Like we, so we ended up, we literally two miles from here. Yeah. And it's, you know, everything. On this street is the same.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Y'all do spin class and all that shit. All that. Yoga, spin, shut out to it. All the instructors, Jill, Reese, Marcus, all that. We got that. Nutrition. Nutrition. Juice bar.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Spray. Spray, bro. Yeah, we got. Yeah, we got some juice in that fresh. We got all that. All that. It's different. Shit, parking all safe and shit.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Tell them about your security team, man. We got, we got not plaza security. We pay for security. Good. Because we don't plan that breaking their car shit. Not just for breaking in a car. We're in the world. For a reason.
Starting point is 00:20:15 So we got the top notch. This represents us. So for us to be a part of this is great. He just don't understand. This shit going out to the world. Now it's gonna be some Italian dudes from New Jersey. That's bullshit. We've been open since the late 60s.
Starting point is 00:20:33 You wanna talk to the number one, Jim? I'll come to your fucking trap. 1995, Metropolitan Parkway. Right behind the captain. Not long John Silvers. Not long John Silvers. Next to McDonald's, right behind the Captain Eats. Loose meatballs, it's right next door.
Starting point is 00:20:50 You like meatballs. We got good fucking food over there. Oh, gee. Try. What? I'm just letting you know. It's going to be some smoke behind me. We like that.
Starting point is 00:21:02 That's why I always say this the number one TV show that ain't on TV. So the number one TV show can't say shit. And we're the number one dream in the world that just be talking to our same type of shit. Yeah. We ain't scared of shit. We ain't scared of shit. I mean, what's the like,
Starting point is 00:21:15 like you say, y'all do everything down there. What's the weekly schedule looking like? Seven days a week, no holidays off, no, we're not never closed. Like Waffle House? Worse, because we actually got good service. Like, we better, like, we better. Like, Wap House is open,
Starting point is 00:21:29 but sometimes it'd be closed. Yeah. Like, you can go to Woff House and you can't get everything. If the Doze is open, you can get everything with us. So y'all was saying y'all had a surge, like, doing the pandemic? Like, what do you think drove people back to the gym? Because we never stopped going to the gym.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Like I said, during that time, during the pandemic, I thought at that time we had, we didn't have no online workouts, no app, no app, no and everything, it was in-house. Right. No shit, bro, we probably got about 2,000 members coming through the doors every day. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:21:55 No, no bullshit. And then on top of that, during the pandemic, before the pandemic, we were like, we ain't, everybody asked, when y' y'all gonna start doing online? So Facebook, Instagram, we was doing that for free. We go to give away classes, every morning. At least eight months.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Eight months free. Like, bro, we're gonna get up and teach a class, like, we were going to work every day. Keep mine, Jim shut down. Jim's and Lampo's been closed. We open every day, though. And nobody in there, we just teach you,
Starting point is 00:22:19 we're using the trainers. Just to four, five, nine. On the class, one of the best. That birthed the app. So the app we got. He needs to be on the app. He on it. Well, it's just him looking at them off
Starting point is 00:22:29 of the serious as hell. That's what they all. The weight lost app. Put that shit down. And that lose weight looking at him. You better not eat that shit. Just him looking disappointing at you. As soon as you open the app, I gotta get my shit in.
Starting point is 00:22:44 No, he liked that though. Said a reminder. That's him though, but that's his own. You can tell. He got a on me. He got a on me. He got to own man. He got a on it.
Starting point is 00:22:53 I'm gonna do three more of them, bitches. What are you doing? Wrists, it's wrist day, Nick. You sleep, you sleep. He ain't got you. You ain't catch them. I'll be watching all this shit. That nigga working out the whole time me and him.
Starting point is 00:23:06 You found the right mother. I swear the guy is blessed, man. Folks are blessing. But yeah, now, the pandemic was good to us. Like, we weren't one of the people that was in line for that long shit. We ain't, we didn't get none of that. We just, we stuck to our gun.
Starting point is 00:23:21 We went to work every day. And that's it, and catapult to this. No, we just launched our app too, streamed the service. Yeah, we just. You know, like, I'll do on the shit, man. That's important. The new show is 85% show crew going to the gym.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Come on. That's gonna be good. Biggum, niggas cramping and falling out. Everybody you played free show, we're playing in gym. Man, no, he's just, we covered. Y'all heard that shit. Bro, y'all at five minutes. But this is a motherfuckering to run about 12 miles a day.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Tell what I'm saying. I got a run club. Every Saturday morning, I'm on the West 10. See, that's the type of shit. You tell them. Run club. All that. Spin.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Hot yoga. Spin. Personal training. Go swimming every Thursday. Basketball court. Got a half court. You can pull up. Give a couple of free.
Starting point is 00:24:07 And come on. We're not, we're not playing. We're not. We're two miles from here. We're on the same street as this building. All right, y'all want to keep a hood. Y'all ain't got to know where we can play wallball at, though. We didn't live here, bro.
Starting point is 00:24:19 You know, I understand what we're telling you. Have to stay in the back. Hey, tell the money, what you're going to say for, man. We got to stay around for it, man. We got to stay in red for the bed. We got too much shit going on. Everything in Metro, man. Hey, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Huh? Wall ball tournament. Now, let's get it started, man. Wall ball tournament. We got all of them. Y'all be up in the championship. This motherfuckin' big-ass. Oh, shit, man.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Hey! Man, you do that whole workout. Who got a tennis ball? We're gonna turn this shit up, man. Y'all are gay, these passes to the great people. Come on, hey, we want y'all, man. We want y'all. We need y'all.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Let them know what they can find y'all on social media and all this shit. At Effect Fitness, Facebook, Instagram. We got Twitter. We got Twitter. He made it. He didn't have Twitter. We don't have Twitter. We got Facebook and Instagram.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Facebook, Instagram. Yeah, he made the Twitter some years ago. He can't find it, though. He can't find it. Start a new one. Twitter, where is that, man? Twitter, where is it? It is, man.
Starting point is 00:25:55 That's the best social media app. Twitter's been the most consistent for real. Twitter, you got to be on Facebook, because if you're into marketing, Facebook is the number one shit for marketing in the world. Mm-hmm. So, you heard that? What's your resume?
Starting point is 00:26:07 Yeah. You know? I got the password. Hey, it's, Facebook is definitely where it is, man. Absolutely. Everybody and their mama. And their mama. And their mama, and her mama on there.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Yeah. And my mom, man. And they be on there watching all types of shit that you didn't know that they'd be wanting to see. Yeah. That old nigger that you laughing at without them church shoes. My mama like his pictures. You laughing, buddy.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Your mama like his pictures. pictures, all them granddaddies that be going to get them young nigger haircuts, yeah, your mama likes pictures, your mama's loved it, your mama like niggs and suspenders. Yeah, your auntie too, they send them to each other. Yeah, you don't never look on that group when people be laughing and that shit go viral.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Yeah, first three names be your mama, your auntie, and they're friends. They didn't watch them. They show you who like what on that bitch of you. Yeah, your mama liked that shit. Your mama thing, yeah, she liked Kevin Samuels. And he got shit to do with his content. She likes the niggins outfits.
Starting point is 00:27:17 She ain't seen them one of his shoulders. She just seen the nigga with a thin suit on. A funny voice. Yeah. And a funny boy. Yeah. She liked the pictures. She wasn't even in the video.
Starting point is 00:27:30 She liked the nigga profile picture. All right. You wait till you check your shit tonight. Start looking at them names that be under some shit. Go to your Explore page and see who you need to unfollow. Yeah. I'm watching now. Pay attention.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Some people are leading you straight to some bullshit. The most fucked-up shit you can see on social media, it's gonna be three of your followers. followers and five other motherfuckers than I already liked the shit. Okay. I ain't coming. That's the perfect way to find out who to unfollow.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Go to that explore page. And you see some shit that you don't agree with, be like, who liked this shit? Yeah, I'm out on. Damn. Let me stop, because I'll be charging for my social media class. Well, you got the past, so even up.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Come on. Number one. Like, if I just come to that bitch and put this by the dough, if I scan it by the dough, it's like, Like the shit gonna unlock. We ain't got like that. We prop our doors over because we got good security. We propped up there and look at you for a second in me like.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Y'all front don't be propped open a lot. You day and the motherfuckin'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n' come in there. Bro, I dare you come in a fucking way. That's what's up. Well, look, man, I know this y'all first time in the trap. Don't let it be the last time, bro. You know what? Let me do this shit. Spragles some money, bless you.
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