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Episode Date: February 1, 2022

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What? You stop playing. I don't get paid to something. No, you don't. But like, what? But like, what? Stick the mouth masterclass. That's it more.

You know what? You knew what? A little mouthmaster. You put your mouth on things and make them go, mm. They talk back. Okay, bet. I'm not talking about it. I mean, I don't know if the world is ready.

But I mean, what I mean? You'd be in a trailbla. What kind of black market would we be if we didn't have no, you know, grown people's stuff in now. We gotta have something for the adults. Are you ready? And put the kiddies to bed.

And put the kiddies to bed. We got a freak in the building. What would you describe it as is as a freak or that's too mild for you? I don't think I'm freaky. I'm just thorough. You're thorough. We're gonna do it, we're gonna do it right.

Okay. I see you bought a lot of equipment in things of that nature. This ain't nothing. This ain't nothing. This ain't nothing. All right, Dad. You gonna let me put this on you?

I know. No, I'm, no. My freedom means way too much to me. I put it on you. I put it on you. I put it on you, but you're not putting it on me. You're gonna know how to do it? I am the man.

I am the man. I am the man. Ain't the way you're about to about to. put that on my hands, because how I'm gonna reach my dick. I gotta rub it all up on the clip. I can't do it without no hands. You gotta understand, baby, because I'm the man. I need both hands and both wrists,

so I can grab them tits like this, like a dinosaur. You ain't never seen a nigga like me before. Use both hands in my neck. And then slap myself with that tit. I'm just playing. I will, though. I will. I will.

Sometimes I just like to put both titties on my head and just... That's how I'd be. That's how I'm living. I don't have no shower ride with some luck. This is this shit. That's hella disrespectful. This hell of sturdier than a shower ride. I'm just saying.

That just looked like some shit that Jeffrey Epstein, them hat. Don't mess it up for everybody. They might want to use this. What is that called? A spreader bar. A spreader boy. I'm gonna show you how you can use. That shit called me off God.

I thought it was, I thought it was. All right, well, I don't know if y'all heard, but the black market is open, okay? All right. Okay, okay. This is enough. Put this up, man. No, I'm gonna need this.

I can tell. This is gonna be different. Because, I mean, we can't have I mean, we can't have a black market if we don't have anything you're selling there for the adults, right? We must do that. How do you feel about it, J-O-N?

It's pretty interesting. Because I'm tired of people asking me all these questions about how to improve their sex life. I'm not a sex expert, but she is. We got Ms. Samaya Birding in here with us today. Now, we don't know everything, but she is a specialist in this field right here.

Let me tell you some of the shit she'll be doing, hold on, cause I don't wanna mess the name up. Jay Wynn, have you ever heard of a mouth masterclass? She has a sex condition and workout that will get you in shape to ready to have sex. It's just, you have sexual stamina. You ain't shit to run, you ain't gonna be athletic, but you have some good sex.

So you've been really out here helping people have better sex. First of all, welcome to the Trump. Thank you, thank you. I just wanted my audience to have, you know, privy to this information that you are providing the service in the community. You have brought some of your teaching materials.

Some teaching materials. Look at your teaching materials. Marvin looking. He's trying to see what's up. What is? You're from the Harry Pussy playlist time. Oh, my Lord. You know, so it's a different time. I made the playlist.

You know about the Harry Pussy? Yes. That's a whole other show though. All right, all right. The cups say pussy juice. Is there actual pussy juice you're drinking? That ain't none of my business. What we got over here on this table?

First, how you doing? I'm well. How you doing, man? I'm good. All right. I see business is doing well. Business is great. Okay.

People opening up. You know, COVID had folks like, locked in the house. Right. And there were some realizations that, okay, I'm locked in the house. These people, I think we need to do something new, something a little better. Spice it up a little bit. Spice it up a little bit.

Okay. And that's where you come in. That's why come in. I hope people will have better sex, have good sex. Do you watch them or you just like critique them? Like, you ain't listening to shit, I say it, huh? A little bit of both. You're being your own self again.

A little bit of both. There people actually ask you to watch them. People ask a lot of things. I get a lot of videos. And they're like, hey, girl, I use what you show me in a dick sucking class. And look, see, it's, and I was like, I'll pray. Oh, okay.

It's not that. I thought women just naturally knew how to suck did good. Do everybody suck your dick good? No. All right, damn. I see why you to teach. I see why you to teach you. Everybody talks about, like, women be faking orgasms,

but I don't think that we really discuss that men, Just because men catching nut doesn't mean it was a good nut. Nope. And nobody talks about that. I'm just trying to teach them the difference between bussing the nut and having an orgasm. Oh, for men, that's two different things. Yeah, yeah, it's too totally different.

Like masturbating, but inside of somebody? No, busting a nut, you just, ah, it's a nut. Oh. You have a fact in that? Yeah. You spit on their back? Nah, just get the fuck out of that. Fuck out of that.

What's your dude? Do you? Sure. That was great. Mad of them All right, women be faking nuts Men be faking nuts You know

And so we got stuff To learn different stuff That's cool You think men have a problem With women faking organ No I think that they avoid the conversation Because don't nobody want to really know

It's like as long as I don't know I ain't really got to address it I just think it's cool That they care enough to fake it sometimes That's cool That really says a lot Because if she's faking it she probably really like you.

What if she have a real one and then she just throw you an alley with the fake one? Actually, this is what usually happened. Like she gave you a real one like, and then she gave you like a fake one that's beautiful. Like, she just mix it up, like the real ones are sexy and all. You're a fool, you're a fool, you're a woo, you're a food,

you're breathing. You breathe too much. You know when people catch the real dust. That's how they end up pooting. Most women have a real organ have a poot a little bit. So you ain't just got gassy? A little poot slip out.

All right. You still was fucking though, right? Yeah, man. That's how a nigga knows like she can't fake that. That's a poop. That's real. You can't fake a poop. All right, now look, so a lot of women come to me

because they've never had an orgasm, period. Okay, let's discuss that. Why do you think that is? A lot of people don't. I don't know how to play with... Nope. Nobody set us down and showed us how to play with our pussy. Really?

Nobody set us down neither showed us. I didn't think about this. Dick, just how to clean it. Barely. You know what? That's not the next time. I keep my dick cleaning up to put in some... Alright, what is that?

A clitoris. I thought this was squirrel lungs. Sure. My bad. It's a clitoris. It's a clitoris. You sure? Are you sure?

All you go on that? No. all right so this is a coochie right and this is what everybody usually sees right the clip right

you see the little hood you know the little skin like if it's a if it's a fat one you know like you've got to kind of raise the skin up the hood up to get to the clip but that's just this part

it's just the tip of the iceberg this entire thing is the clitoris and so if you were looking up under the skin these legs all these legs, they lay up under here. And just this is this part.

Just that. Is you picking up what I'm putting down? Yeah, keep going. All right. I didn't know the pussy has some lungs in. It got all that shit. So the skin, this clitorial hood is super sensitive. You can make women orgasm from that.

But ultimately, the reason that sometimes the orgasm is weaker doesn't happen is because all this blood flow is filling all this up and they get bigger. So you ever put your finger in somebody like after y'all messing around? And it's like, damn, this shit, like my finger can't fit? Because she's getting, she going. It's swollen. It's swollen.

So when you hear like, oh, it feel like I threw a hot dog down the hallway when you fucking, that's because she's not aroused. She's not done yet. When these are swollen, you could barely stick a finger in here. All right? But it don't be swollen. People be putting their dick into, into, the pussy not warmed up. It's cold.

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Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, okay. I just didn't want to keep going on, you know what I'm saying? This type of student I am, but I don't know what's on the test. Look for you. Okay. So, if you're starting to hear, a lot of times the reason that the dick is going in too early is because people are having four. and they're not having it long enough.

So what you think for a play is? Like some kissing, some touching, some pussy, right? Look, suck a little dick. Not me? Well, me. Yeah, see, stay in your lane. Well, both, you know what? I'm trying to put that shit on me.

Look here. So, the problem is, there's, to get to orgasm, you gotta have desire, arousal, orgasm. and then refractory period. It's four parts, right? But desire and arousal looks so similar for women.

Like, they nipples hard, they wet, and so you're like, oh, she's ready for this dig. But she still just desires the dig. Just because her body responding in certain ways, it's not into this. It's completely swollen and, you know, when your pussy starts getting that heartbeat and it's really going.

You don't what I'm talking about? Yeah. And so that's when the pussy ready. That's when the pussy ready But for y'all, y'all did get hard And y'all like, all right, it's time. No, it's different times. Women need, like, 18 to 40 minutes

to be fully aroused. You just turn around 85 South Show, and when the episode go off, then you can stick the dick in. 18 to 40 minutes. 18 to 40 minutes. For y'all, too. That's why some of y'all nuts be so weak.

Because, like, as soon as y'all stick, y'all, like, y'all don't know how to sit in being aroused. You're not aroused for long enough. Your blood not pumping. Like, what's arousal? It's nothing but blood flow to your genitals.

And so when y'all be giving lackluster dick, it's because that blood ain't really flowing. You ain't really want to fuck. You kind of just bored. It's like, you're a good teacher. Keep going.

Keep going. It's just your voice is so believable. I'm for real. Yeah, it sounds like. You don't watch everybody fucking, you know how everybody fucking right now. So you're saying I'm telling some truths? I don't know. I don't know.

All right. I did not know it took the pussy 18 to 40 minutes to be ready, though. Yeah, you got a jumpstart that motherfucker. I didn't even, I probably ain't never had no done pussy, though. Me, the well, you know. I ain't never, I don't know if I haven't had nothing that was all way done. So you know, like, one of the kids to having, like, great sex for women, see, men and women, women are different sexually.

I know. I couldn't imagine trying to make her wait for 30 more minutes on this dick. Well, if you give her three nuts, the 30 minutes will pass by quickly. Hmm. If you can give her three nuts before you put your dick in, like, that's a surefire way to test that the grease is hot enough. You know how like when you're about to fry some chicken, you put a little water, you just drip a little water and make sure it's sizzle, it felt sizzled, hot enough if the grease ain't ready. You know what I'm saying?

You need to put your tongue in there and just make sure, you know what I'm saying? So if you give her three nuts, before you, you just, you know what I'm saying? Before you put your dick in it, you know that it's warmed up. Okay. All right. So you know like when you jump a car, you like cars, you know. So.

Supposed to need to jump. Okay, but you know how when you jump it the first time and it go, and then you're like, dang. So then you say, hey, turn it over again. And then it goes, dun, dun. But that third time, it's start up and it's like, all right, let's go for it cut off again, right?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, it's wet, put my dick in. No. That shit paid. Women are multi-orgasmic. Sounds like a lot of work. Sounds like a lot of work to me, fellas.

I didn't know this was just the most shit we had to do. That's, oh no, it's stuff for her to teach y'all. It's stuff for her to do, too. She won't three nuts, be funny. You just over here with a hard dig and some pre-cups. Y'all is selfish. I wish to. All right, go ahead.

I'm just saying, like, could you imagine though she get pregnant and she ain't even catch a nut? And baby gonna be average as fuck C student When you think about it for like Both sides When you think about it for both sides Could you imagine

Wouldn't you be pissed if you got somebody pregnant And you ain't even get to nut It was just pre-nut And she was like, that's evil It's the same thing We'd be having blue pussy too Like we're not done For real

Stretch marks, titty sagging Got a breastfeed And I ain't even catch my nut I got out of here What do you mean? You got to communicate. Now it's communicating. It's a lot of work.

But guess what? You know, it'll be good. You'd be king dingling by the time I'm done teaching. I can't go on here. What else? What else? I've been fighting out. I've been getting all this pussy that ain't always thawed out.

Yeah. You got to send a text. You thought that pussy. I'll be in about seven minutes. When soon as it comes out. I'm talking about as soon as it come out, I don't wait for the minutes. The same thing is about. I don't wait for them.

I'll be ordering pussy like a white man at the steakhouse. It's rare, bring it, bring it, bring it. Let me see. I'm just fucking. Nah, you know, women be sucking dick, the same song be on when she started and when she stopped. And y'all be the same way. Don't blame all that on us.

That's not all of us. Okay, so look, we got some toys to help. What's that? This is a Hummer, it's for your dick. Is it? Yeah. It's called a Hummer. It's called a Hummer.

It works really simple. Watch this, fellas in the room. Have you ever seen this contraption before? Thank you. You see that? We don't even know what they sell them motherfuckers at. That might just be a one of a kind. Just don't know how to create this.

Hey. Boy, did you even know what they sell pussy replicas? That's not the pussy replica. What is that? This goes on, so look, this what you do. We make some squish, all right? You put some louvre in here or some spit. It depends on your own.

And then, here, wait, you got the lube. You're the lube master today. Okay. Loom me up, girl. That's what she said. I'm saying, you know how to open it. You need help? I got it.

All right. You making sure it's at the bottom like toothpaste? Yep. Fellas, when you open the loop, don't all the way, don't open it all the way because you ain't gonna use all of this shit. Mm-mm. All right, put some out here.

Size of a dam, that's what they say. See how much that is? All right, now if that's all the spit she put on her, would that be enough? Ma'am, this is your demonstration. I'm just here. All right, no, for a friend. Dang, you didn't got it, I got loob, too.

She was a squirder. I'm a squirder deal. All right, so what we do, here, let me stick this back to this. All right, so, oh, this is a thrusted machine, just for y'all know, all right? This is what this do. All right.

But anyways, we're just gonna use this as a dick. We're already here now. So you use this, we're gonna use this as a dick. All right. So you put this on here and touch it on the inside. See how soft again? Wow. Wow.

All right. For all the people who wonder what it felt like, Um, I don't even know how to get scrapped. All right. Go ahead. So when you put enough spit and lube in here, though, like he's giving you the, there you go.

You don't come out. I just use the rest of it. Thank you, friend. I got another paint, you know. Hold on. You get it all in there. There's some right here in this corner. And all my toys come from black on vendors, okay?

Okay. Erraty Kudar. All right. All right. So you buy that. All right, so you put it on here like this. So ladies, like when they're doing the gawk gawk, you know, you know, you know what I'm supposed to just bust that out.

No, I'm saying you can do this instead. So that way, because a lot of people like how you're supposed to last from 18 to 40 minutes. So do you use that? Yeah, you can help, yeah. Like you want a lady to use that on a man? Yes. She gets to use her mouth. You don't want to eat pussy for more than seven minutes, but she's supposed to suck dick for 40 minutes.

I didn't say I wasn't going to eat the pussy for more than seven minutes. You're going to eat the pussy. you said you said how long you take the pussy to be ready uh-huh about 40 minutes yeah I said my cutoff is about seven so in correlation to what you were saying I was saying this was fresh out the freezer I ain't warmed up nothing apparently not but this going to help I'm just saying this going to help tell us would you rather her suck your dick or use this as a helper too or both or both see we're not why are you going to knock it to you because I'm asking the men in the room, what would they like?

I didn't say, we just, I don't know, maybe that's. All right, I'm just saying, we're gonna meet you and like, let's move, get that plastic thing. Alright, then you get in just three minutes to dick, the same song still on. And it's a short song too, a three minute song. She's, she already done suck your dick. So she could, you know, suck some here,

or suck on the balls, and then, you know, here. Now we put your finger over the top, it traps the air, and that's how you get the, and it feel like sucking you. See? Look there. Wow. See?

No batteries and nothing. Let me hit this blunt again. There's no more, friend. That's crazy. That's so she could do that so she could switch when her mouth getting tired. You don't want her to get locked down your shit. Wow. Her mouth gets tired.

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So then if your mouth gets higher, you can use the clitoral stimulator. So clitor's stimulators. What is that? Let me see that. I have never saw this before. I thought this was a thermometer. Where it was going? I don't know.

I thought you just checked your temperature with you. We've been in COVID too long. Oh, that's not, I'm not just how you... All right, how you're on you see, hold on. How you turn it on? Hold down the plus button. Did you hold it down? Yeah, it's on.

All right, now keep pressing and then it go up. She ain't gonna be able to take one more, though. Look at you. See you're halfway there. All right. So what you do is, now look, they don't... I think women would masturbate. with Master's Bay with anything. You could drive a motorcycle up to the pussy and shit.

Don't let me be like, ah, don't let me be like this somewhere. Look here, I figure it out, all right? That's crazy. So look, you take the toy, and you put it on the clip, right? Look, they only sell them this color, so, you know. Can I get a set of those?

There'll be some nice coasters like if we were at the field. Like if we were watching the game. Like, me, hold on them, get a coaster, get a coaster. Don't sit that naked drink down, man. They got them poster right now, man. Okay, we got it, all right. Okay, show them how to put it on the jump.

Okay, so if this the pussy, wait, which one you want to use? You know it's different types of pussy. Which one you want to use? Use the one that's less socially accepted. Less socially accepted? We want everybody to be included. Just use, rotate them. Just show them how to use.

Rotate them out. You should do, you should. You show them how they work on all different ones. You want a lot. Yeah, because all vaginas are not set up the same. Friend ain't the same. All right, cause let me give you the situation. All right.

Say your girl got them lips like this, right? Like, so you, when you're doing the clit shit, should you just, you said the whole thing, right? So should you hit the lip too with the vibrator? Yes, you can move it around. Individual lip or just both lips at the same time. So the first three inches, like the entry of the vaginal opening, and mind you, this is the vulva.

Right. The hole is the vagina. Right. Okay. Just like outside the club. Can't even get in. Can't even get in. All right.

So right there at the entry is where it's like super sensitive. That's where like most of the nerve endings are. Right there in the club. Right there. Like right there at the door. Like that's the hot spot right there. You know what I'm saying? So putting your tongue there, putting your fingers there.

And sometimes just even rubbing the lips like this. Help get that blood flowing because once I go to fill this up with, you know, get it swollen. Right? So all the movement, but also this clitoral hood part right here, which is the same thing as this part, sometimes this can make her orgasm alone. Right. Like sometimes just touching the clit directly,

it's just way too, you know what I'm saying? It's too sensitive. It's too sensitive. Make her big toe crack. Isn't that okay? That's how you know, it's for real. Her big toe lock up. Yeah, big, it's the big one, though,

if it go like. That sound. Oh! That's when you're on your grown man shit. So look here. You put it on here and you just kind of like move it around so you find that sweet spot. But the reason I like this toy is because it's not super strong.

So it's like if your mouth come behind this toy, it's not like you compete in like, you know, damn, that toy went first. I can't go after this. Because it's like y'all a team. You got the team working. All right. So, yes, but.

So fellas need to stop looking at this shit, this competition and look at it as a tool. Some help. Yeah. Yeah, it's just pussy tools. You show up, and be like, hold on, I got my pussy drill on me. And you could just get one of the utility belts

and just put them all in the hose. Yeah, they just have all kind of shit. You know what I feel like, and most, I don't know, maybe it's just me. I feel like if a lady came over your house and you had all this shit already, she's gonna leave. She gonna call everybody, she know,

and I'm like, bitch, this nigga freak. I don't know what the car. He got a gildo machine with a dick on it, with a mouth and I don't want to be, she gonna probably go to her truck and say, poor, I know he was in that, hold on, let me go get my bag. Exactly.

Because you pull that shit out on me, that's what I'm gonna do. What's up? All right. What else on this table? What's on this table? Oh, this. You threw with this?

Oh, let me, you want to show you how to use? I'm gonna do it on you. On me? Yeah. All right, you gonna have me on the couch. All right. So say, all right, you know what? The name of learning.

All right. So it got straps and it's adjustable. I'm a little smidget, so I'm a little short, so the thing's kind of short. All right. We just go strap it around my ankles. And I'm gonna give you, this is called a spreader bar. A spreader bar for real, that's the real name.

Spreader bar, yeah. It ain't, it ain't rocket signs, you know. Yeah. Simple name, a spreader bar. A pride bar. All right, go help, all right. Okay, bet. If you fucking with somebody.

Right. And they're laying down, you can use this as leverage. Like to hold yourself up. You ready, you ready. Okay, hold on. Don't lay back, because your titty gonna fall out. All right, well, you know what I'm saying. You get what I'm saying.

And you hold it. So if you, heard of him, because I don't, they can't see this on the ground. Yeah, they know what it is. So if you like this, fuck with somebody and she lay it down. And then she's spread and then. Yes, her legs is wide open, okay?

You like this and now you can hit the stroke. And you can do your push-up too. All the things. Why are you in now? Because that's a motherfucker's sturt. Let me see. My motherfucker's sturt. Yeah, you can get your shit together while you in you.

And then you can clip this, just like what you can hang this on the ceiling or something. Yeah, you can get other stuff and hook it and dangling. So you're telling me I can get two of these and have her like, in the doorway, like one of them Walmart chickens. You know the chicken they said? Hell the hang out. Like a rope. Well, yeah, I got an ass in there.

It was almost done. It bent them out for 22 minutes. And then just spinning around. Spin their ass around. Yes, so like the arms could be up. And it's adjustable too. So if your girl can go, if she's flexible, you can go. Hold on, let me show.

If you're locked. Yeah, see, it's not, it's not, it's not. Especially if your girl, you know what I'm saying? If you're like six folks, her legs can open, what? Boy, can you do it this way? Do whatever you want. You figure it out. Put one lid right through.

You know they got other toys. They got sex swings and things for that. You can't make one toy do everything. But I'm saying, you could just, I think you can go. I'm just saying, can you get, it's an horizontal too, and vertical too. You can go both ways. Don't worry about.

It's the interest. You can figure it out. I'm just, hold on. Let me know what you find out. I think this girl's going. They should have put heights right here. Like if she found, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would actually be great.

Yeah. Because taking it off and putting it back on, because you short, it's kind of awkward. But it's okay. But then they got the little joint. You can put the handcuffs right though, too. I ain't bring that to that. Yeah.

Everybody's saying handcuffs. Everyone's something different. I know, but I'm saying, though, it's just the options. You want to hold that while we finish? You want to hold it? I'm done. I'll just make sure. It's like you like it. You want to hold it?

Just see what brand that is because that's sturdy. That's real sturdy. For real. That's honestly, a lot of people don't like sex toys because they're using, they're not shopping at good. They're, oh, Amazon. They're not getting quality of shit. It's not.

And just because it's the same. toy like it has the same name does not mean that it was actually supported by a good toy manufacturer right you know what I'm saying right it's like in the base model of a car right yeah so this one is amazing now look here this you gotta be prepared now look first time I used this I thought I was going so it got a little suction cup and you think you can use it in the shower so I had a little you know me time weekend I end up having to put this shit on a mini fridge it wasn't sick but I thought you all said me and the fucking anything.

This is a top-knocked toy. You fucking a sticky dick on a minifree. It's not sticky, it's suctiony. So what happened was, the shower didn't have a stick like I thought, and then I looked around the room and there was nothing else, and I saw the mini fridge and I was like, bitch, I mean, as you win, as you win, and I was like, fuck it.

So I just adjust it, and then you boom, and then you turned it on, and you just, you know. You turned it on. I did turn it on. This yours, or that's one like it? Oh, this is mine. Oh, okay. You just brought your shit, the shit you like.

Some of the stuff that I, that, you know. Keep going, what does you get? So you can combine some shit together. Oh, you're selling in there this shit? Today? I'm just saying for the people who watch. Oh, you can go to Erotic Budar. Erotic underscore Budar, like on Instagram.

You can use Code Sexual for a discount, but that's a trusted vendor that I like. I don't ever talk about nothing I've never used. A lot of, not to be funny, but like a lot of black people don't fuck with toys because they be like, well, I bought this toy one time and it ain't work and da-da-da-da-da. And toys is expensive.

So finding a good toy company is really great. Like, so if you tried toys before and it didn't work out, do it again, do it again. Everything don't work on the first time, you know? So I like this one. We got some butt plugs. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm.

You could spice up your nudes with it, well, not your nudes. What? You could, wait. Wait. I was just thinking. I know. You could just put it in and then like bend over it and then like clap your booty cheeks and send them a little jiff for your booty cheeks.

But then this is in there or this in there. That'll go good for Black History Month. Noted. It's just saying one just like that. Don't this just sing. That just screens Black History Month. It's just the Black Afro. I saw it as a bunny tail.

I ain't know like that. I'm just like, you know. I feel real. Pro black. I'm good. I ain't put it in there. It's new. I ain't bring no booties, you know.

I'm just saying you're about some pussycoasters and shit. You like the pussy coaster? I do. I definitely want to plug on this. Pussy coasters? Yes. So that's like the handheld version of the sticky. So these are your favorite ones.

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Because you can use this. Is that what I, is that right? Hold on. 12 out of 10 for sure. I was saying one out of 10. What would you say? 12, man. Okay.

You got like, because look, you only can do so much, like by yourself. If you struck him to put, yeah, anybody. Oh. You got two hands and you got a dick and you got some feet. Don't nobody want them feet on them. So this is all you got to work with. What's you in tune? I'm just saying.

So say you stroking, right? And you know y'all know that you like the clit touch, so y'all be rubbing, but when y'all, it's either one or two going to be good. Right. The stroke either going to be off if your hand is right, or the stroke going to be good, but really you're kind of DJing the shit, like, incorrectly. So, like, if you're using your hand for this and you're using your mouth here,

now you've got some accuracy, some preempties, some precision, she won't have to pick between the good dick and the good clit, you know? She can get both of them. So you can use this and use your mouth, or you can use this and use this toy on her clit at the same time, have a squirt and everywhere. Oh, so that's the type of shit you like,

you like, you like this and some other shit. You like shit with it. I want it all. Oh, okay. You're gonna get overwhelmed? Like, what's too much? I'm still alive, so I think we're good. Mom's just saying you don't never have to stop me.

Like, hold on, wait, wait, wait, I bring it back. You're all, okay. Maybe you just built for this. I just feel like if you die, you die. Damn. That's the mindset you go. Put all my shit away, though. Put all my shit away.

No, all this shit, everybody knows you got it. I guess this is the grand finale. What the, what is this? Oh, that's a fucking machine. I thought that was the shit that they cut the delin meat with. No. I mean...

All right, what is... What is this? You want to hear you do it. That's the remote? This remote. Well, it's two purpose. This actually can go in their booty. Wow.

And vibrate at the same time. So... I mean, oh, so she using that. So... You're using this. Don't try to make it hypothetical. This is your shit. Absolutely.

You got to claim this. Absolutely. Now, how do you use this? Now, I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm short. So this thing right here, it goes, mine got to go all the way down. Okay.

So, like, say I was fucking on the couch, all right? We'll turn it around, and then you have an angle right here. You know what I'm saying? Oh. And so you're sitting there, you know, good energy, you know what I'm saying, big, good energy. You would take the remote. I got the remote.

Uh-huh. So you're doing your thing right there. And so I'm over here like, ooh, yeah. And I'm over here, just smoking a blunt like this. Yeah, I'm giving you a show. You know what I'm saying? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey, relax, let me.

Everybody calmed down. All right, we get. No, she was talking shit earlier. She said she, she's in the vote. And so you get to take a break, you know what I'm saying? You get to watch a show. Like, how often do you get to watch your girl

actually get fucked? What if you get distracted, get to play in the PlayStation Yeah, you just, you're over there, you ain't even looking. Girl, you're still over there? Oh, my bad, my bad. Hey, go lay down. Yeah, so. He ain't going to turn it all the way off, though.

Girl, go to bed. Yeah, and so then, like, if you come over here, what you could do is you could take it, and it's like, this vibrate can vibrate too. And then, you know, the tick of the booty? Is it another remote for that part? Like, what if you? No, it's a long stretch.

It's a long. I suggest they get one more remote. That's cool that that's the remote. But if they had, like, say she wanted to sit on it and you had another remote too. Now that would just be all the way. And see, usually probably wouldn't be this far away. You know what I'm saying?

You'd be like right here. And so you had a remote and you could just sit there, but yeah, you can put it up higher and then she could stand over it. Like I said, I'm five, three. How long did it take you to find your angle? About three minutes. What is this set up, bro?

You have to put it together. Is it coming already assembled, like? A very special person put it together for me. Got a riding machine, a sex bitch, you know, everything, you gotta assemble yourself though. Now where is, at your home, do you keep this contraption? In my office.

Oh. When you walk in the room, though, it's so beautiful, the ambiance is amazing. You don't even realize it's dicks everywhere in there until you start looking and you're like, is that a big lamp? It is. It is, you know. You have a lot of visitors and people who just come.

A lot of visitors. A lot of people don't, oh, it's a property. See, you told you, Robert. They don't do the family barbecues and stuff like at my place that much. Like, let's give me some more advice about what these fellas should do about, you know, these ladies who've never achieved an orgasm.

Well, first of, I think we need to talk about eating pussy. No, no, no, let's get back to the basics. So if we're talking about, like, eating pussy. Okay. You know how like. Here's a different pussy. That one's been used. Oh, excuse us.

We're going, what's all about diversity. All right. We're gonna use a different. Okay. You need a coaster for your water? There you go. Alright, so. Look, on the clip.

So, eating pussy properly. Okay. If I said how do you eat pussy, a lot of people cannot tell me how they actually eat pussy. They're really down there like SpongeBob and just doing shit. That'll work too now. No, it really does. Not well. Okay?

You probably catch them on them fake nuts. And also, you should not. be wearing all your first week of school outfits on one day. So if you know some stuff, some skills, some tricks, give us a second. Like give it four to five minutes and then go on to the next thing. But start with one thing and then you end up with something else. And so if it's like... Transitioning too fast.

Yeah, transition too fast. And so when I'm feeling it, it's like, okay, ooh, go back to that. But you don't know what you did because you was really doing a lot of things and you don't know. Also, like, stop responding to me not yelling and gyrating and shit. Nobody, look, if I'm trying to catch a nut, I'm concentrating. I'm quiet. You know what I'm saying? Like, a lot of people are like, well, you wouldn't make – is it about you?

Is it about me? Because when I'm, like, trying to catch a nut, I'm trying to breathe and remember. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, when you really catching a good night and it's building, you know what I'm saying? It's real silent. I feel like we're breaking up right now. I feel like I'm being reprimanded, like I ate some pussy wrong. It wasn't, it wasn't me.

I didn't say you, I'm just saying, right. I'm just saying, like if I'm focused, and you're gonna do shit you didn't do that you know that you didn't, I liked it. I already made you wait 44 minutes for the pussy. And then you find some shit I like and just change the goddamn channel. I'm just saying. You need to say his name.

Clear your conscience. So, that's one. That's one. And then also just, like, turning the lights on, too, and just asking how, you know, she feel about it. Learning how to do a yonnie massage is really great. I come out like a waiter and I'd be like, how you want this pussy? Okay.

All right. All right. Looked all around? Hold the spin. All right, all right, okay. Whole area. All right, okay, cool. I'll be right with you.

You'll think on your notes. Come back. Come back. So I teach this class. It's a yonny massage class. It's a three-part class. And it'll teach you, like, how to, like, ease the nut and, like, massage the nut up out of the pussy.

That can happen. Yeah. Like, I could teach you. Well, you might not want to learn how, but even learning, like, a lingam massage. That's a dick massage. Because so many of y'all and people just steal jack dick like this. That's it.

There's so many other ways that you could, like, jack dick and do different things. Every man in here has taken their dick back before. Taking it back? Yeah. Get here. Get here. Get here. You're stupid. You lost your privilege.

You're angry. That's what you are. You're real angry. You don't fucking do nobody's shit like that. I'm just, it's not working. Look how they're laughing. It's true. They're like, yeah.

They're like, yeah. What the fuck? What is wrong with you? Uh-huh. Get my drawers. You know what? See, this shit, I'm talking about. I'm trying to pull my heart.

whole damn me, though. I'm just, it's a lot of different ways to get, like, proper arousal. So, like, in the beginning, when we were talking about 18 to 40 minutes, I feel like it sounded unrealistic and, like, damn, how the fuck we're supposed to do that? Hell, we just, like, you could pick a thing

and you really got to, like, be a student to the pussy and, like, really zone in, and be ready to communicate. Do any of your clients, like, do women come in and be like, I don't know if my pussy is good? Yes, they'd be thinking of a pussy, What advice do you give women about having better pussy? You got to learn how to work your pussy yourself.

There is not nothing that a man has done in my pussy that I have not done forwards, backwards, sideways, and around and round. Like, you got, like, think about it. If I was like, Carlos, you ain't doing, you know, I ain't getting her. You're going to be like, okay, what you want me to do? I don't know. That's not going to work either. So it's like if you know, if you know that you're not being satisfied,

that's the first step, and that's amazing. but are you going to give them some direction like, you know what, I don't like this or I do like that and are you with somebody that you can communicate with? Yeah, that's the first thing and the most thing.

Before you even get to any of this shit, you've got to communicate. It's so many people that have come to me and they're like in marriages and they're like, I've never had a nut in my marriage. I've been faking it the whole time. So some of them, they do find me and they want to make a change.

But how do you tell somebody I've been faking nuts the entire marriage or like, I actually just always masturbate when you leave or you really don't know what the hell you're doing but you fine as fuck though so you know like how do you really say that? Like these are real things and I know for a fact there are so many men

that women show up and they feel like because they showed up with pussy that is good pussy and that is absolutely not true like you start fishing it. Some pussy ain't just pussy. It's just pussy. It's just... Just pussy. Yeah. And so it's like

Are we... Some of that shit is... And we gotta communicate. Some of it is... What makes it good? What's good pussy? What makes it good? Yeah, what makes pussy good?

God. God. Only God knows what makes that shit good. We don't even know what's in it. The ingredients or nothing. It's just... Pousy. It's different.

It's just... I don't know. I don't know. I feel like... I feel like we got to be able to able to accept some criticism. Right. And plus a good owner, too. A good owner?

Yeah, whoever owns that pussy. You could be, like, that's what really make the pussy good. The person that owns it. This is a fact. Yeah. Like, all that bad attitude and shit, that's the biggest turnoff because it's like, that pussy got to be bad because it's coming from a bad spirit.

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for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets. Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I don't know if it'll come across if I wore it because I'm on the other side. Inactivity, make your pussy dry. That's real. Then they'll say I'm misogynistic. That's the world we're living in. You put me on here that shows that you're trying to be open to something different. I feel like education can take us so far.

Honestly, I started this because I, I was like, there are so many relationships. You know how you've seen people and they're cheating or whatever and shit goes bad, but you know they in love. But they are super unsatisfied. Yes, there's always other reasons. Some people just dogs. Some people don't give a fuck.

And then we just got to be real about it too. Some people just fuck a lot. Okay. That's the facts. Some people just are fuckers. But what about the people that's like genuinely unhappy? Like, I'm sorry. They're fucking to fix that.

That's unhappiness fuck. it's called sexual essentials because it's all the essentials of sex so if you're mental not right if you're not happy about what you got going on in your work life like if you ain't got no hobbies you ain't got no friends like these are all the sexual essentials exactly but what if some these are they hobbies i mean this could be a hobby it's a past time for me i definitely wake up and catch three you got to start the day off sunny now how much would you say you have spent on sex toys in your lifetime Well, before I met my toy vendor,

a couple thousand, a few, about five stacks, maybe six. I'm not, I don't put cheap things on my pussy. I see. Yeah, so like these machines, so like I got, I got myself a riding machine for my birthday. What does that consist of? It's a machine, you know how, like, they go to the, place and they ride the, the, uh, the, uh.

Mechanical booth? Yeah. You have one of those? It's small, it's about this size, and you do. get on it and it has a dick and it has a remote. You know, I like remotes. And then it moves

and you could sit on it and it goes, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah. And you can put this on your pussy to at the same time. And you could, man, I'm a greedy bitch. Oh, this is the thing, though. A lot of people don't realize

like a lot of women have never had a vaginal orgasm. To be clear, a vaginal orgasm is nothing more than a deeper clitoral orgasm. Yeah, I think this is stuff you should tell people before you start fucking them.

Give them a clap, give him an introclad. You should just let them know, like, hey, don't even try hard. I ain't never really had an orgasm. I'm not here to fix this person. What? You're not here to give a gunner? Why would you, I'm just saying, if you ain't never had an orgasm before.

Don't start with me, you like. I'm gonna feel like everybody else. Well, you got a fail, no. I feel like when you really fuck with somebody, you really actually try. See, that's the thing, most people really don't ask those questions. Or they ask one time, and then they do it. And they don't even talk about, like, so,

did you like this? It got kind of awkward. It got kind of quiet. Like, people are not ready to hear those conversations. And then on the other side, like, if, okay, so we talk about, like, how women, the pussy don't be ready or she don't orgasm, right? But what about when the dick be getting soft randomly, right? Don't nobody talk about that. It's just always awkward.

I've gotten a good dick after a dick got soft. First of all, I'm not going to be awkward about it. Yo, man, my pussy was getting dry. We was going. I was like, you know what, let's take a break. Because I felt that you was getting soft. It's all good. Like, you know what, I got some shit over here. We could try this, da-da-da-da-da.

But being open to it and not being like, damn, why your dick got soft? Like, that's not going to make it harder. That's awkward as fuck, and I'm not calling you again. That's guilt. Probably wouldn't even supposed to be over there. I'm just saying when you treat people like people and just understand that a dick getting soft

do not mean that he don't like you. He could be hell of excited. Like, when niggas really like you, Sometimes they shit don't show up for the occasion. You know what I'm saying? And like your response right then tells you what's going to happen because you could just give them a second.

Sometimes I'll be playing with my pussy and it don't go the way I think I just go. And I just take a breather, you know, scroll to gram or something. And I go back into it, boom, just like that. Sometimes you just got to give it a second. Be patient with the pussy. Exactly.

Now that's the T-shirt you need. Write it down. Let them know where they can find you at and why they can catch up on all these courses and classes. All right, so you can find me on my website. Thesexual essentials.com or on Instagram. Sexual essentials are one word.

I have a Patreon where I have over 145 classes. Like, I'll teach you how to massage to dig, how to give a yoni massage, how to have multiple orgasms. I teach men how to have multiple orgasms. I'll teach you how to have an orgasm from breathing. We do have multiple orgasm. Most of us. Who, men?

Yeah. No, y'all don't. You know when the men go to sleep. That's how other orgasm. Sleep? Sleep. I could teach you how to have multiple orgasms like women. So, there's a lot of different things.

That shit probably kill you so fast. Man, you, that's why God gave us one of the time. We don't need multiple. You have three baby back. You're gonna be a hussy. You're gonna be a heart. You're gonna stop beating. I'm just saying the ladies be like,

Look, my man got some good dick, but it don't last long enough for her to catch hers too. It don't be lasting long enough. She got to start earlier then. All of that. You can find all that on my website or on my Instagram. That's what I said. Yeah, so we do live teaching, live teaching, no lecturing.

No lecture. No lecture. I got class on there where I actually have women that have volunteered and I show you how to use these things on them. Word. Yeah, I'm signing up. On the Patriot, yeah. I love a good story.

I want to see some success door. When I first signed up for the class, I mean, I wasn't nothing. But it wasn't nothing for real. Now I just wake up nudge. Can't stand ya. Since I bought my pussy machine, excuse my language. Okay.

Look here, there we're on our learning. We be having events. We got a live sex art show that's coming. It's a lot of stuff. I like showing people. Right. We know learn. Some of all love for the fellas out there.

Just, what would you tell the men watching this show? Be open to it. You probably do got good dick, but that don't mean like it can't be better. Right. Elevated, get some demon dick in it, you know? Why? You know, why not?

We got one lot to live. If I said by one car. You can't just be giving everybody your best dick. Maybe you shouldn't be fucking in. I mean, there's no dig in there. Don't give her that one. Don't be giving people last love to be. Sometimes we'd be giving her, sometimes we'd be giving her that.

Don't give her that. Don't give her that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Make it think the dick ain't good. Make her think the dick ain't good because she gonna act up. She gonna act up.

Let me see how she act with my C dick. Let me see. This ain't nothing but the C grade. You know what? that A-class pussy, and then you're like, damn, I ain't come with my best game. You got to stay ready, so you ain't got to get ready. I'm telling me.

I'm telling you. All right, man. You're out here doing your best work. Now look at you. Now you need a whole goddamn dick with an air pump on it. Ain't no way. You play with it?

No, ain't no way. Let's rewind the footage. You had that in your head. I did. You had this. You got pussycoasters. I had to see the evidence. You were part of it.

We turn the sound down, you look like an accomplice. This is a lot of shit. We're just gonna start like right here. This is a lot. Right here, you know, in one of these. That is, that is a lot of shit, man. Some good naps. That's a lot of shit.

Fellas, if your lady need all these toys to have complete orgasm, just start focusing on yourself, man. Work on your hobbies and shit. Get back outside, my boy. Start back working now. Cut the yard more, man. Just get more accurate. Work on your truck.

Work on your truck? Yeah, get back in the church, man. Is that what people do when they ain't get no pussy? Because she need time to herself to plug her machine. You can just get it to her for Valentine's Day. Back, boo, I got you a box to her.

Thank you. Bye. That'd be the saddest Valentine's Day in the nigga life. Nah, she'll be ready. You buy your girl one of these machines, bro. She just stopped answering most of your calls.

I was using your gift, man. What you're doing? I was sleeping. What? Really? So, 17 times this week, I didn't sleep. I haven't seen since your birthday, baby. What's that motor out here in the background?

I should have never go out there. What's that out here in the background? A little motor go. Family keep asking about it. Where are your girlfriend in? Oh, she's, uh... Busy. She couldn't make it.

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