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You stop playing. What? You stop playing. I don't get paid to suck. No, you don't. Not human, dude. But like, what? But like, what?

Stick the mouth masterclass. I said, more. You know what? You knew what? A little mouth mask. You'll put your mouth on things and make them go, hmm. They talk back. Okay, bet.

I mean, I don't know if the world is ready. But I mean, what kind of... You'd be in a trailbla. What kind of black market would we be if we didn't have no, you know... Coach. Growing people's stuff, and now. We gotta have something for the... adults.

Are you ready? I put the kitties to bed. And put the kitties to bed. We got a freak in the building. What would you describe it as? Is it a freak? Or that's too mild for you? I don't think I'm freaky.

I'm just thorough. You're thorough. We're going to do it. We're going to do it right. Okay. I see you bought a lot of equipment in things of that nature. This ain't nothing. This ain't nothing.

All right, Dad. You're going to put this on you? I know. No, I'm, no. My freedom means way too much to me. Yo. I put it on you. I put it on you, but you're not putting it on me.

You gonna know how to do it? I am the man. I am the man. Ain't the way you're about to put that on my hands because how I'm gonna reach my dick. I gotta rub it all up on the clip. I can't do it without no hands. You gotta understand, baby.

Because I'm the man, I need both hands and both wrists so I can grab them tits like this, like a dinosaur. You ain't never seen a nigger like me before. Use both hands in my neck. And then slap myself with that tit. I'm just playing. I will, though. I will.

I will. Sometimes I just like to put both titties on my head. That's how I be. That's how I'm living. I don't have no shower ride. This is this shit. That's hella disrespect. This is hella sturdier than a shower ride.

I'm just saying. That just looked like some shit that Jeffrey Epstein, them hat. Don't mess it up for everybody. They might want to use this. What is that called? A spreader bar. A spreader boy.

I'm going to show you how you can use. That shit called me off God. I thought it was, I thought it was. All right, well, look, I don't know if y'all heard, but the black market is open, okay? All right. Okay, okay, this is enough. Put this up, man.

No, I mean, I'm gonna need this, I can tell. This is gonna be different. Because, I mean, we can't have a black market if we don't have anything to sell in there for the adults, right? We must do that. How do you feel about it, J-O-N? It's pretty interesting.

Because I'm tired of people asking me all these questions about how to improve their sex life. I'm not a sex expert, but she is. We got Ms. Samaya Burden in here with us today. Now, we don't know everything, but she is a specialist in this field right here. Let me tell you some of the shit she'll be doing her long, because I don't want to mess the name up. Jay Winn, have you ever heard of a mouth masterclass? She has a sex condition and workout that will get you in shape to ready to have sex. It's just, just you have sexual stamina.

You ain't shit to run. You ain't going to be athletic, but you can have some good sex. So you've been really out here helping people have better sex. First of all, welcome to the Trump. Thank you. I just wanted my audience to have, you know, privy to this information that you are providing, the service in the community.

You have brought some of your teaching materials. Some teaching materials. Look how Marvin Gaye looking at your teaching materials. Marvin looking. He's trying to see what's up. All right. What is? He's from the Harry Pussy playlist time.

Oh, my Lord. You know, so it's a different time. I'm made the playlist. You know about the Harry Pussy? Yes. That's a whole other show, though. All right, all right. The Cups say pussy's you.

Is it actual pussy juice you're drinking? That ain't none of my business. What we got over here on this table? First, how you doing? I'm well, how you doing, man? I'm good. All right. I see business is doing well.

Business is great. Okay. People opening up, you know, COVID had folks locked in the house. Right. And there was some realization that, okay, I'm locked in the house. These people, I think we need to do something new, something a little better. Spice it up a bit. Spice it up a little bit.

Okay. And that's where you come in. Let's why come in. I hope people will have better sex, have good sex. Do you watch them or you just like critique them? You're like, you ain't listening to shit I said, huh? You're being your own self again. A little bit of both.

There people actually ask you to watch them. People ask a lot of things. I get a lot of videos and they're like, hey, girl, I use what you show me in the dick-sucking class. And look, see, and I was on all right? Oh, okay. It's not that. I thought women just naturally knew how to suck did good. Do everybody suck y'all did good?

No. All right, then. I see why you to teach you. Everybody talks about, like, women be faking orgasms, but I don't think that we really discuss that men, just because men catching nut doesn't mean it was a good nut. Nope. And nobody talks about that.

I was trying to teach them the difference between busting a nut and having an orgasm. Oh, for men, there's two different things. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's too totally different. Like masturbating, but inside of somebody? No, busts a nut. You just, ah, it's a nut. Oh.

You have a faked in that? Yeah. You spit on their back? No, just get the fuck out of there. Fuck out of that. What you do? Sure. That was great.

I'm out of them. All right, women be faking nuts, men be faking nuts, you know? That's fine. And so we got stuff to learn different stuff. You think men have a problem with women faking orgas? No. I think that they avoid the conversation because don't nobody want to really know.

It's like, as long as I don't know, I ain't really got to address it. I just think it's cool that they care enough to fake it sometimes. That's cool. That really says a lot because if she's faking it, she probably really like you. What if she have a real one

and then she just threw you an alley with the fake one? Actually, this is what usually happened. Like, she gave you a real one like, And then she gave you like a fake one that's beautiful. She just mix it up like the real ones ain't sexy at all. You're a fool, you're a fool, you're a fool, you're a fool. But you gotta stop breathing. You've breathing too much.

You know when people catch the real dust thing. That's how they end up pooed. Most women have a real organ have a poo a little bit. So you ain't just got gassy. A little poop slip out. Yeah. You still was fucking though, right? Yeah, man.

That's how a nigga knows like she can't fake that. That's a poop. That's real. You can't fake a poop? All right, now look, so a lot of women come to me because they've never had an orgasm, period. Okay, let's discuss that.

Why do you think that is? A lot of people don't know how to play with... Nope. Nobody set us down and showed us how to play with our pussy. Really? Nobody set us down neither showed us. Anything about this. Dick, just how to clean it.

Barely. You know what? That's not my dick cleaning up to put in some. All right, what a, what is that? A clitoris. I thought this was squirrel lungs. It's a clitoris. It's a clitoris.

You sure? Are you sure? All right. All right. So this is a coochie, right? And this is what everybody usually sees right here. The clip, right? See the little hood?

You know, the skin, like if it's a, if it's a fat one, you know, like you've got to kind of raise the skin up, the hood up to get to the clip. But that's just this part. It's just the tip of the iceberg. This entire thing is the clitoris. And so if you were looking up under the skin, these legs, all these legs, they lay up under here. And just this is this part. Just that.

Is you picking up what I'm putting down? Yeah, keep going. All right. I didn't know the pussy has some lungs in it. It got all that shit. So the skin, this clitorial hood is super sensitive. You can make women orgasm from that. But ultimately, the reason that sometimes the orgasm is weaker

is doesn't happen is because all this blood flow is filling all this up and they get bigger. So you ever put your finger in somebody like after y'all messing around and it's like, damn this shit, like my finger can't fit? Because she's going. It's swollen. It's swollen. So when you hear like, oh, it feel like I threw a hot dog down the hallway when you fucking,

that's because she's not aroused. She's not done yet. When these are swollen, you could barely stick a finger in here. All right? But it don't be swollen. People be putting their dick into, into, the pussy not warmed up. It's cold. You got to preheat it.

Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, okay. I just didn't want to keep going, you know what I'm saying? This type of student I am. I don't know what's on the test. Look for you. Okay. So, if you're starting here, a lot of times the reason that the dick is going in too early

is because people are having foreplay and they're not having it long enough. So what you think for a play is? Like some kissing, some touching, some pussy. Right? A little dick. Not me. Well, me. Yeah, see, stay in your lane.

Well, both, you know what? I'm trying to put that shit on me. Look here. So, the problem is there's, to get to orgasm, you got to have desire, arousal, orgasm, and then refractory period. It's four parts, right? But desire and arousal looks so similar for women.

Like, they nipples hard, they wet, and so you're like, oh, she's ready for this dig. But she still just desires the dick. Just because her body responding in certain ways, it's not into this. It's completely swollen and, do-doo. You know, when your pussy start getting that heartbeat and it's really going.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. And so that's when the pussy ready. That's when the pussy ready. But for y'all, y'all did get hard, and you're like, all right, it's time. No, it's different times. Women need, like, 18 to 40 minutes to be fully aroused.

You just turn around 85 South Show. And when the episode go off, then you can stick the dick in. 18 to 40 minutes. 18 to 40 minutes. For y'all, too. That's why some of y'all nuts be so weak. Because, like, as soon as y'all, like, y'all don't know how to sit in being aroused. You're not aroused for long enough.

Your blood not pumping. Like, what's arousal? It's nothing but blood flow to your genitals. And so when y'all be giving lackluster dick, it's because that blood ain't really flowing. You ain't really want to fuck. You kind of just boy. It's like, you're a good teacher. Keep going.

Keep going. It's just your voice is so believable. I'm for real. Yeah, it sounds like you didn't watch everybody fucking. You know how everybody fucking right now. So you're saying I'm telling some truths? I don't know. I don't know.

All right. I did not know it took the plus 18 to 40 minutes to be ready, though. Yeah, you got a jumpstart that motherfucker. I didn't even. I probably ain't never. had no done, pussy, though. Me, the welder, and, you know. I don't know if I haven't had nothing

that was all the way done. So, you know, like, one of the kids to having, like, great sex for women, see, men and women are different sexually, right? I know. I couldn't imagine trying to make her wait 30 more minutes on this dick. Well, if you give her three nuts, the 30 minutes will pass by quickly.

If you can give her three nuts before you put your dick in, like, that's a sure-fire way to test that the grease is hot. you know how like when you're about to fry some chicken you put a little water you just drip a little water to make sure it sizzle it felt on sizzle hot enough the grease ain't ready you know what I'm saying you need to put your tongue in there just make sure you know what I'm saying so if you give her three nuts before you put your dick in it you

know that it's warmed up okay all right so you know like when you jump a car you like cars you know so supposed to need to jump okay but you know how when you jump it the first time and it go and you're like dang so then you say hey turn it off over again, then it goes, but that third time, it's thought up and it's statement, like, all right, let's go for it cut off again, right? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I'd be like, oh, it's wet, put my dick in. No. That shit paid. Women are multi-orgasmic. Sounds like a lot of work. Sounds like a lot of work to me, fellas. I didn't know this was just the most shit we had to do. That's stuff for her to teach y'all.

It's stuff for her to do too. She won't three nuts before you just over here with a hard dig and some pre-cups. Y'all is selfish as fuck I wished it Alright go ahead I'm just saying I'm just saying too

Could you imagine though she get pregnant And she ain't even catch a nut And baby gonna be average as fuck C student When you think about it from like Both sides When you think about it from both sides

Could you imagine Wouldn't you be pissed if you got somebody pregnant and you ain't even gets a nut It was just pre-nut And she's like that's my That's evil It's the same thing We'd be having blue pussy, too, like, we're not done.

For real. Stretch marks, titty sagging, got a breastfeed, and I ain't even catch my nut. I got out of here. What do you mean? You got to communicate. Now it's communicating. It's a lot of work.

But guess what? You know, it'll be good. It would be king dingling about time I'm done teaching. I can't go out. What else? What else? I've been fighting now that I've been getting all this pussy that ain't always thawed out. Yeah.

You got to send a text. Did you start that pussy? I'd be eating in my pussy about seven minutes. Soon as it comes out. I'm talking about as soon as it come out. I don't wait for the minutes. I don't wait for the minute. I'll be ordering pussy like a white man at the steakhouse.

It's rare. Bring it. Bring it. I'm just fucking. No, you know, women be sucking dick. The same song be on when she started and when she stopped. And y'all be the same way. Your entire identity has been fabricated.

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Don't blame all that on us. That's not all of us. Okay, so look, we got some toys to help. What's that? This is a Hummer. It's for your dick. Is it? Yeah.

It's called a Hummer. It's called a Hummer. It works really simple. Look, watch this. Fellas, in the room. Have you ever seen this contraption before? No. Thank you.

You see that? We don't even know what they sell them motherfuckers at. That might just be a one of a kind. This doesn't know how to create this? Hey. Boy, did you even know what they sell? Pussy replicas? That's not the pussy replica.

What is that? This goes on, so look, this is what you do. We make some squish, all right? You put some lube in here or some spit. It depends on your own. And then, here. Wait, you got the lube. You're the lube master today.

Okay. Lube me up, girl. That's what she said. I'm saying, you know how to open it. You need help? I got it. All right. You're making sure it's at the bottom, like, toothpaste?

Yep. Fellas, when you're opening the loop, don't open it all the way because you ain't going to use all of this shit. Mm-mm. All right. Put some up here. Size of a dime.

That's what they say. See how much that is? All right, now if that's all the spit she put on her, would there be enough? Ma'am, this is your demonstration. I'm just here. All right, no, for a friend. Dang, you didn't got it on that?

She was a squirder. I'm a squirder now. All right. So what we do, let me stick this back to this. All right. So, oh, this is a thrusted machine. Just for y'all know, all right?

This is what this do. All right. But anyways, we're just going to use this as a dick. We are already here now. So you use this, we're going to use this as a dick. All right. So you put this on here and touch it. on the inside.

See how soft again? Wow. Wow. All right. For all the people who wonder what it felt like, um, I don't even know how to describe it.

That's the, go ahead. So when you put enough spit and lube in here, though, like he's gave you the, there you go. You don't tell me out. I'll just use the rest of it. Thank you, friend. I got another pet, you know.

Hello. You get it all in there. There's some right here in this corner. And all my toys come from black on vendors, okay? Okay. Erotic udar. All right, that's great. All right.

So you buy that. All right, so you put it on here like this. So ladies, like when they're doing the gawk gawk, you know, you know, she's supposed to just bust that out. No, I'm saying you can do this instead. So that way, because a lot of people like how you're supposed to last 18 to 40 minutes. So do you use that? Yeah, you can help, yeah.

Like you want a lady to use that on a man? Yes. She gets to use her mouth. You don't want to eat pussy for more than seven minutes, but she's supposed to suck dick for 40 minutes. I didn't say I wasn't going to eat the pussy for more than seven minutes. You're going to eat the pussy for 40 minutes?

I said how long you take the pussy to be ready? Uh-huh. About 40 minutes. Yeah. I said my cutoff is about seven. So in correlation to what you were saying, I was saying this was fresh out of the freezer. I ain't warmed up, none, apparently.

It's not. But this is going to help. But I'm just saying. This gonna help. Tell us, would you rather suck your dick or use this as a helper too? Or both?

Or both? Why are you going to knock it to you? Because I'm asking the men in the room what would they like. I didn't say, we just, I don't know, maybe that's... All right.

I'm just saying, let's move. Get that plastic thing. Then you get in just three minutes to dig, the same song still on. And it's a short song too, a three-minute song. She's, she already done, suck your dick.

So she could, you know, suck some here, or suck on the balls, and then, you know, here. Now, when you put your finger over the top, it traps the air, and that's how you get the, and it feel like sucks it. See? Look there. Wow. See, no batteries and nothing.

Let me hit this blunt again. There's no more, friend. That's crazy. That's so she could do that. so she could switch when her mouth getting tired because you don't want her to get locked down your shit. Wow, her mouth gets tired. She must really don't like dude.

I'm just saying. So then if your mouth- Yeah, and then if your mouth gets tired, you can use a clitoral stimulator. So clitor's stimulators. What is that? Let me see that. I have never saw this before.

I thought this was a thermometer. Where it was going? I don't know, I thought you'd just check your temperature. We've been in COVID too long. Oh, that's not. I thought just how you... All right, how you're on you see, hold on. How are you turning it on?

Hold down the plus button. Did you hold it down? Yeah, it's on. All right, now keep pressing it, and then it go up. She ain't going to be able to take one more, though. Look at you. See how you're halfway there. All right.

So what you do? is, now look, they don't- I think women would masturbate with anything. You could drive a motorcycle up to the pussy and shit. Don't let me be like, ah, oh, don't let me be locked in somewhere. Look here, I figure it out, all right? That's crazy. So look, you take the toy, and you put it on the clip, right?

Look, they only sell them in this color, so, you know. Can I get a set of those? There'll be some nice coasters like if we were at the field. Like if we were watching the game, like, me, hold on them, get a coaster, get them. Don't sit that naked drink down. They got them poster right now, man. Okay, we got it, all right.

Okay, show them how to put it on the jump. Okay, so if this is the pussy, wait, which one you want to use? You know it's different types of pussy. Which one you want to use? Use the one that's less socially accepted. Less socially accepted? We want everybody to be included.

Just rotate them. Just show them how to use. You know what you should do? You should. You show them how they work on all different ones. You want a lot. Yeah, because all vaginas are not set up the same. Friend ain't the same.

All right, because let me give you the situation. All right. Say your girl got them lips like this, right? So when you're doing the clit shit, should you just, you said the whole thing, right? So should you hit the lip too with the vibrator? Yes, you can move it around. Individual lip or just both lips at the same time.

So the first three inches, like the entry of the vaginal opening, and mind you, this is the vulva. Right. The hole is the vagina. Right. Okay? Just like outside the club. Can't even get in.

Can't even get in. Can't even get in. All right. So right there at the entry is where it's like super sensitive. That's where like most of the nerve endings are. Right there in the club. Right there. Right there.

Like that's the hot spot right there. You know what I'm saying? So putting your tongue there, putting your fingers there. And sometimes just even rubbing the lips like this. Help get that blood flowing because once I go to fill this up with, you know, get it swollen. Right? So all the movement. But also this clitoral hood part right here,

which is the same thing as this part, sometimes this can make her orgasm alone. Right. Like sometimes just touching the clit directly is just way too, you know what I'm saying? It's too sensitive. It's too sensitive. Make her big toe crack.

You're not so, hang on. That's how you know, it's for real. Her big toe lock on, though. When they're like this. Yeah, it's the big one, though, if it go like. That sound. Oh! That's when you're on your grown man shit.

So look here. You put it on here, just kind of like move it around so you can find that sweet spot. But the reason I like this toy is because it's not super strong. So it's like if your mouth come behind this toy, it's not like you compete in like, you know,

damn, that toy went first. I can't go after this. Because it's like y'all the team. Yeah. You got the team working. All right. So, yes. But.

So fellas need to stop looking at this shit is competition. Absolutely. And look at it as a tool. Some help. Yeah. Just push the tools. and be like, hold on, I got my pussy drill on me.

You know what, you can get one of the utility belts? Yeah, they just have all kind of shit. But I feel like, and most, I don't know, maybe it's just me. I feel like if a lady came over your house and you had all this shit already, she's going to leave. She's going to call everybody. She's going to be like, bitch, this nigga freak. I don't know what the fuck.

He got a gildo machine with a dick on it with a mouth, and I don't want to be. She's going to probably go to her truck and say, poor, I know he was in there. Hold on. Let me go get my bag. Because you pull that shit out on me, that's what I'm gonna do. What's up? All right.

What else on this table? What's on this table? Oh, this. You through with this? Do you with that? You want me to show you how to use? You can do it on you. On me?

Yeah. All right. You're going to have me on the couch. All right. So say, all right, you know what? The name of learning. All right. So it got straps and it's adjustable.

I'm a little smidget, so I'm a little short. So the thing's kind of short. All right. We just go strap it around my ankle. And I'm gonna give you, this called a spreader bar. A spreader bar for real, that's the real name. Spreader bar, yeah. It ain't, it ain't rocket signs, you know.

Yeah. Simple name, a spreader bar. A prayer bar. All right. Go help. All right. Okay, bet. If you fucking with somebody.

Right. And they're laying down, you can use this as leverage. Like to hold yourself up. You ready. You ready. Okay, how to. Don't lay back, because your titty gonna fall out. All right.

Well, you know what I'm saying. I get what you're saying. And you hold it. So if you... Her to him. Because they can't see this on the ground. Yeah, they know what it is. So if you like this,

fuck with somebody and she lay it down. And then she's spread. Yes, her legs is wide open. Okay? You like this, and now you can hit the stroke. And you can do your push-up too. All the things. Why are you in now?

Because that's a motherfucker's sturt. Let me see. My motherfucker's sturdy. Yeah, you can get your shit together while you in there. And then you can cut up. You can clip this, just like with your hand next on the ceiling. Yeah, you can get other stuff and hook it and dangling. So you're telling me I can get two of these and have her like...

In the doorway, like one of them Walmart chickens. You know the chicken they said? Hell to hang it. Oh, yeah. Like a rope. Well, yeah, I got an ass in there. It was almost done. It bent him out for 22 minutes.

And then just spinning around. Spin the ass around. Yeah. Yes, so like the arms could be up. And it's adjustable, too. So if your girl can go, if she's flexible, you can go. Hold on, let me show. If you're locked.

Yeah, it's not, it's not, it's not. Especially if your girl, you know what I'm saying? If your girl, like, six folks, her legs can't open. What? Can you do it this way? Do whatever you want. If you figure it out. Put one lid right there.

You know, they got other toys. They got sex swings and things fit. You can't make one toy do that. But I'm saying, you could just, I think you can go. I'm just saying, can you get, it's an horizontal too, and vertical, too. You can go both ways? Don't worry about.

It's the interest. You can figure it out. I'm just, hold on. All right, you might be too long. Let me know what you find out. I think this girl was going. They should have put heights right here. Like if she found. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That would actually be great. Yeah. Because taking it off and putting it back on because you short is kind of awkward. But it's okay. But then they got the little joint. You can put the hand. handcuffs right though, too. I didn't bring that to that.

Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's saying handcuffs. Everyone's something different. I know, but I'm saying, though, it's just the options. You want to hold that while we finish? Like, I'm just, I'm done. I'll just make sure.

You want to hold it? Just see what brand that is, because that's sturdy. That's real sturdy. For real. That's, honestly, a lot of people don't like sex toys because they're using, they're not shopping at good. Oh, Amazon, they've seen the Amazon. They're not getting quality of shit.

It's not. And just because it's the same toy, like it has the same name does not mean. that it was actually supported by a good toy manufacturer. You know what I'm saying? Right. It's like in the base model of a car. Right. Yeah.

So this one is amazing. Now look here. This you've got to be prepared. Now look, first time I used this, I thought I was going to say it got a little suction cup and you think you can use it in the shower. So I had a little, you know, me time weekend. I ended up having to put this shit on a mini fridge. It wasn't sick.

But I thought y'all said me and the fuck anything. This is a top-knit on a mini-fridge. It's not sticky, it's suctiony. So what happened was, the shower didn't have a stick like I thought, and then I looked around the room, and there was nothing else, and I saw the mini-fridge, and I was like, bitch, I mean, as you win it is you win, and I was like, fuck it. So I just adjust it, and then you boom, and then you turned it on,

and you just, you know. You turned it on. I did turn it on. That's yours? Or that's one like it. Oh, this is mine. Oh, okay. You just brought your shit.

The shit you like. Some of the stuff that I, that, you know. Keep on. Yeah. What does you get? So you can combine some shit together. Oh. You selling in there this shit?

Today? I'm just saying for the people who watch it. Oh, you can go to Erotic Budar. Erotic underscore Budar, like on Instagram. Okay. You can use Code Sexual for a discount, but that's a trusted vendor that I like. I don't ever talk about nothing I've never used. Oh.

A lot of. Not to be funny, but like a lot of black people don't fuck with toys because they be like, well, I bought this toy one time and it ain't work and da-da-da-da-da. And toys is expensive. So finding a good toy company is really great. Like, so if you tried toys before and it didn't work out, do it again. Do it again.

Everything don't work on the first time, you know? So I like this one. We got some butt plugs. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm. You could spice up your nudes with it. Well, not your nudes. What?

You could, wait. I was just thinking. You know, you just put it in and then like bend over and then like clap your booty cheeks and send them a little jiff for your booty cheeks, but then this is in there

or this in there like that that'll go good for Black History Month. Noted. Why didn't have one just like that? Don't this just sing, that just screams Black History Month. It's just the Black Afro? I saw it as a bunny tail.

I ain't know what I'm just like to. I'm just like, you know, I feel. real pro-black. I'm good. I ain't put it in there. It's new. I ain't bring no booties, you know.

I'm just thinking about some pussy-coasters and shit. You like the pussy-coasters? I do. I definitely want to plug on that. Pussy coasters? Yes, so. So that's like the handheld version of the sticky drawer. So these are your favorite ones?

Nine out of ten, how much would you recommend the latest get one of these? 12 absolutely because you can use this like is that right hold on 12 out of 10 for sure i was saying 1 out of 10 what would you say well man okay you got like because look you only can do so much like by yourself if you stroke him to put yeah anybody oh you got two hands and you got a dick and you got some feet and don't nobody want them feet on them so you this is all you got to work with what's you and so say you stroking right and you know y'all know that we like the clit touch so y'all be rubbing but when y'all it's either one or two going to be good right the stroke either going to be off if

your hand is right or the stroke going to be good but really you kind of DJing the shit like incorrectly so like if you're using your hand for this and you're using your mouth here now you got some accuracy some precision she won't have to pick between the good dick and the good click you know she can get both of so you can use this and use your mouth or you can use you use this and use this toy on her clit at the same time, have a squirt and everywhere. Oh, so that's the type of shit you like. You like, you like this and some other shit.

You like shit with it. I want it all. Oh, okay. You ever get overwhelmed? Like, what's too much? I'm still alive, so I think we're good. Mom's just saying you don't never have to stop me. Like, hold on, wait, wait, wait.

I bring it back. You know, all, okay. Maybe you just built for this. I just probably give you dad, you dad. Damn. That's the mindset you go. Put all my shit away, though. Put all my shit away.

No, all this shit got to get up out. Everybody know you got it. I guess this is the grand finale. What is this? Oh, that's a fucking machine. I thought that was the shit that they cut the delin meat with. I mean. I mean.

I, I mean. All right, what is this? You want to hear you? You do it. That's the remote. It's the remote. Well, it's two purpose.

This actually can go in their booty. Wow. And vibrate at the same time. So, like. Oh, so she's using that. So. You using this. Don't try to make it hypothetical.

This is your shit. Absolutely. You got to claim this. Now, how do you use this? Now, I ain't a lot to you. I'm short. So this thing right here, it goes that. Mine got to go all the way down.

Okay. So, like, say, if Sam was fucking on the couch. All right? We'll turn it around and then you have an angle right here. You know what I'm saying? Oh. And so you're sitting there, you know, good energy, you know what I'm saying? Big, big energy. You would take the remote. I got the remote. Uh-huh. So you're doing your thing right there. And I'm over here like, ooh, yeah. And I'm giving you a shock. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, ooh, oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I'm, hey, hey, black. Black, me. calm down.

All right. We get... No, she was talking shit earlier. She said she... And so, you get to take a break, you know what I'm saying? You get to watch a show. Like, how often do you get to watch

your girl actually get fucked? What if you get distracted, get to play in the PlayStation and you just... You know, you're over there, you ain't even looking. You're still over there? Oh, my man. My man.

Hey, go lay down. See, yeah, so. They ain't going to turn it all the way off, though. Girl, go to bed. Yeah, and so then, like, if you come over here, what you could do is you could take it and it's, like, this vibrate, can vibrate too. And then, you know, the tick of the booty? Is it another remote for that part? Like, what if you?

No, it's a long, it's a long. I suggest they get one more remote. That's cool that that's the remote. But if they had, like, like, say she wanted to sit on it and you had another remote, too, that would just be all the way. Usually, probably wouldn't be this far away. You know what I'm saying? You'd be, like, right here. And so you had a remote, and you could just sit there.

But, yeah, you can put it up high, and then she can stand over it. Like I said, I'm five, three. How long did it take you to find your angle? About three minutes. What is this setup run? You have to put it together yourself? Is it coming already assembled? A very special person put it together for me.

Got a riding machine, a sex bitch. Everything, you got to assemble yourself, though. Now, where at your home, do you keep this contraption? In my office. Oh. When you walk in the room, though, it's so beautiful. The ambiance is amazing. You don't even realize it's dicks everywhere in there until you start looking,

and you're like, is that a dick lamp? It is. You know? You have a lot of visitors that people just come. A lot of visitors. A lot of people don't, oh, it's a property. See, you told you, Barbara. They don't do the family barbecues and stuff like at my place.

that much. Now give me some more advice about what these fellas should do about, you know, these ladies who've never achieved an orgasm. Well, first of all the toys and things like that. Let's get back to the basics. So if we're talking about like eating pussy. Okay. You know how

like... Here's a different pussy. That one's been used. Oh. Excuse us. It's all about diversity. All right. So we're going to use a different. Okay. You need a costume for your water. There you go. All right. So... Look on the clip. So, eating pussy properly.

Okay. If I say how do you eat pussy, a lot of people cannot tell me how they actually eat pussy. They're really down there like sponge bob. And just doing shit. That a word too now. No, it really does. Not well. Okay?

You probably catch them on them fake nuts. And also, you should not be wearing all your first week of school outfits on one day. So if you know some stuff, some skills, some tricks, give us a, second. Like give it four to five minutes and then go on to the next thing. But start with one thing and then you end up with something else. And so if you... Transitioning too

fast. Yeah, transitioning too fast. And so when I'm feeling it, it's like okay, ooh, go back to that. But you don't know what you did because you was really doing a lot of things. And you don't know. Also, like stop responding to me not yelling

and gyrating and shit. Nobody, look, if I'm trying to catch a nut, I'm concentrating. I'm quiet. You know what I'm saying? Like a lot of people like, well, you wouldn't make, is it about you? Is it about me? Because when I'm like trying to catch a nut, I'm trying to breathe and remember it. Like,

you know what I'm saying? Like, when you really catching a good night and it's building, you know what I'm saying? It's real silent. I feel like we're breaking up right now. I feel like I'm being reprimanded like I didn't get some pissing wrong. It wasn't, it wasn't me. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying the boom got all still and quiet. Like if I'm focused, and you're going to do the shit you didn't do that you know that you didn't, I liked it. I already made you wait 44 minutes for the pussy. And then you find some shit I like and just change the goddamn channel. I'm just saying. You need to say his name.

Clear your conscience. So, that's one. And then also just like turning the lights on too and just asking how, you know, she feel about it. Learning how to do a yonie massage is really grade. I come out like a wait and I'd be like, how you want to do pussy?

Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Looked all around? Hold the spin. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll be right with you. You're going to think on your notes. Come back. Come back. So I teach this class. It's a yonnie massage class. It's a three-part class. And it'll teach you like how to like ease

the nut and like massage the nut up out of pussy. That can happen. Yeah. I can teach you Well, you might not want to learn how But even learning like a lingam massage That's a dick massage Because so many of y'all and

People just steal jackedick like this That's it There's so many other ways that you can like jack dick And do different things Every man in here has taken their dick back before Taking it back? Yeah Get it! Get him! Get him!

You're stupid. You lost your privilege? You're angry. That's what you are. You're really. I don't fucking did nobody's shit like that. I'm just saying like it's not working. Look how they're laughing. It's true. He like, they're like, yeah.

Get on every man in. What the wrong with you? Uh-huh. Get my drawers. You know what? See, this is shit I'm talking about. And trying to pull my whole damn meat off. I'm just, it's a lot of different ways to get like proper arousals. So like in the beginning when we were talking about 18 to 40 minutes,

I feel like it sounded unrealistic and like, damn, how the fuck we're supposed to do that? Hell, we just, like, you could pick a thing and you really got to, like, be a student to the pussy and, like, really zone in and be ready to communicate. Do any of your clients, like, do women come in and be like, I don't know if my pussy is good?

Yes, they'd be thinking of pussy. What advice do you give women about having better pussy? You've got to learn how to work your pussy yourself. There is not nothing that a man has done in my pussy that I have not. not done forwards, backwards, sideways, and around and around. Like, you got, like, think about it.

If I was like, Carlos, you ain't doing, you know, I ain't getting her. You're going to be like, okay, what you want me to do? I don't know. That's not going to work either. So it's like, if you know, if you know that you're not being satisfied, that's the first step, and that's amazing. But are you going to give them some direction? Like, you know what, I don't like this or I do like that.

And are you with somebody that you can communicate? with. That's the first thing and the most thing. Before you even get to any of this shit, you've got to communicate. It's so many people

that have come to me and they're like in marriages and they're like I've never had a nut in my marriage. I've been faking it the whole time. So some of them they do find me

and they want to make a change but how do you tell somebody I've been faking nuts the entire marriage or like I actually just always masturbate when you leave or you really don't know

what the hell you're doing but you fine as fuck though so. You know, like, how do you really say that? Like, these are real things. And I know for a fact, there are so many men that women show up and they feel like because they showed up with pussy, that is good pussy.

And that is absolutely not true. Right. Like, you start fishing. Some pussy is just pussy. It's just. Just pussy. Hey. Yeah.

And so it's like, are we. Some of that shit is. And we got to communicate. Some of it is. What makes it good? What's good pussy? What makes a good pussy? Is it good?

Yeah, what makes pussy good? God. Only God knows what makes that shit good. We don't even know what's in it. The ingredients or nothing. It's just pussy. You're different. I don't know.

I don't know. I feel like we got to be able to accept some criticism. Right. And plus a good owner, too. A good owner? Yeah. Whoever owns that pussy, you can be, like, that's what. really make the pussy good. The person that owns it. This is a fact. Yeah. Like all that bad

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That's the world we're living in You put me on here that shows that you're trying to be open To something different I feel like education can take us so far Honestly I started this Because I was like there are so many relationships You know you've seen people and they They cheating or whatever

And shit goes bad but you know they in love but they are super unsatisfied. Yes, there's always other reasons. Some people just dogs. Some people don't give a fuck. And then we just got to be real about it too. Some people just fuck a lot. Okay.

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if you're not happy about what you got going on in your work life, Like, if you ain't got no hobbies, you ain't got no friends, like, these are all the sexual essentials. Exactly, but what if some, these are they hobbies? I mean, this could be a hobby. It's a past time for me. I definitely wake up and catch three. You got to start the day off. Sunny.

Now, how much would you say you have spent on sex toys in your lifetime? Well, before I met my toy vendor, a couple thousand, a few thousand, about five stacks, maybe six, six. I don't put cheap things on my pussy I see Yeah so like these machines So like I got I got myself a riding machine For my birthday What does that consist of?

It's a machine You know how like they go to the uh place And they ride the uh Mechanical booth? Yeah You have one of those It's small It's about this size

And you get on it and it has a dick And it has a remote You know I like remotes And then it move And you can sit on it and it go Yeah And you can put this on your pussy to at the same time

man I'm a greedy bitch oh this the thing though a lot of people don't realize like a lot of women have never had a vaginal orgasm to be clear a vaginal orgasm is nothing more than a deeper clitoral orgasm yeah I think this is stuff you should tell

people before you start fucking you'll give them a clap why you should just let them know like hey don't even try hard I ain't never really had no orgasm like I'm not here to fix this pussy What? You're not here to give me another?

I'm just saying, if you ain't never had an orgasm this phone, don't start with me, you ain't. I'm gonna feel like everybody. I don't feel like when you really fuck with somebody, you really actually try. See, that's the thing. Most people really don't ask those questions,

or they ask one time, and then they do it, and they don't even talk about, like, so did you like this? It got kind of awkward. It got kind of quiet. Like, people are not ready to hear those conversations. And then on the other side,

like if say okay so we talk about like how women the pussy don't be ready or she don't orgasm right but what about when the dick begins soft randomly right don't nobody talk about that it's just always awkward i've gotten dick good dick after a dick got soft first of all i'm not gonna be awkward about it yo man my pussy was getting dry we was going i was like you know what let's take a break because i felt that you was getting soft it's all good like you know what i got some shit over here we could try this da da da da da da but being open to it and not being like damn why yo dick got soft. Like, that's not going to make it harder. That's awkward as

fuck, and I'm not calling you again. That's guilt. Like, that's... Probably wasn't he supposed to be over there. I'm just saying, when you give, when you treat people like people and just understand that a dick getting soft do not mean that he don't like you, he could be he hell of excited. Like, niggas really like you,

sometimes they shit don't show up for the occasion. You know what I'm saying? And like, your response right then tells you what's going to happen. because you could just give them a second. Sometimes I'll be playing with my pussy and it don't go the way I think I just go. And I just take a breather, you know, scroll to gram or something.

And I go back into it, boom, just like that. Sometimes you just got to give it a second. Be patient with the pussy. Exactly. Now, that's the T-shirt you need. Write that down for it. Let them know where they can find you at and why they can catch up on all these courses and classes.

All right, so you can find me on my website. Right. The Sexual Essentials.com Or on Instagram Sexual Essentials are one word I have a Patreon where I have over 145 classes

Like I'll teach you how to massage to dig How to give a yoni massage How to have multiple orgasms I teach men how to have multiple orgasms I teach you how to have an orgasm from breathing We do have multiple orgasm Most of us

Who men? Yeah No y'all don't You know when the men go to sleep That's how other orgasm. Sleep. Sleep. I could teach you how to have

multiple orgasms like women. So, there's a lot of different things. That shit probably kill you so fast. Man, that's why God gave us one and the time. We don't need multiple. We have three back and you back. You're gonna be a heart's about to stop beating. I'm just saying the ladies be like, look,

my man got some good dick, but it don't last long enough for her to catch her, too. It don't be lasting long enough. She got to start early then. All of that. You can find all that on my website or on my Instagram. That's what's up. Yeah, so we do live teaching.

Live teaching. No lecturing. No lecture. No lecture. I got class on there where I actually have women that have volunteered and I show you how to use these things on them. Word? Yeah. I'm signing up. On the Patreon. I love a good story. I want to see some success story. When I first

signed up for the class, I mean, I wasn't nothing. But it wasn't nothing for real. Now I just wake up nothing. Can't stand you. Since I bought my pussy machine, sketch my language. Look here, there be on their learning.

We be having events. We got a live sex art show that's coming. It's a lot of stuff. I like showing people Right We know learn Some at all love For the fellas out there

Just What would you tell the men Watching this show? Be open to it You probably do Got good dick But that don't mean It like it can't be better

Right Elevated Get some demon dick in it You know? Why? Why not? We got one lot to live If I said by one car

You can't just be giving Everybody your best dick It's a hard Maybe you shouldn't be fucking in I mean there's no dig in there don't give her that one uh-uh sometimes we'll be giving people last lust of dick

we're like uh-uh don't give her that don't give her that don't give her that don't do that don't do that don't do that make a think the dick ain't good make her think the dick ain't good because she's gonna act up she gonna act up let me see how she act with my C dick and this ain't nothing but the C grade you know what then she hit you with that A class pussy

and you like damn I ain't come with my best game You got to stay ready So you ain't got to get ready I'm telling you I'm telling you All right man You're out here doing your best work Now look at you

Now you need a whole goddamn dick With an air pump on it Ain't no way You play with it No, ain't no way Let's rewind the footage You had that in your head You had this

You got pussycoasters I had to see the evidence You were part of it If we turned the sound down You look like an accomplice This is a lot of shit We're just gonna start like right here, right here, you know, in one of these. That is, that is a lot of shit, man.

Some good naps. That's a lot of shit. Fellas, if your lady need all these toys to have complete orgasm, just start focusing on yourself, man. Work on your hobbies and shit. Get back outside, my boy. Start back working out. Cutting your arm more, man. Just get more agon.

Work on your truck. work on your trip. Yeah, get back in the church, man. Is that what people do when they ain't get no pussy? Because she need time to herself to plug her machine. You can just get time.

You can just get it to it for Valentine's Day. Boy, I got you a box to us. Thank you. Bye. That'll be the saddest Valentine's Day in the nigga life. Nah, she'll be ready. You buy your girl

one of these machines, bro. She just stopped answering most of your calls. I was using your gifts, man. What you doing? I was asleep. What? Really? So 17 times this week

I'm getting asleep. I haven't seen you since your birthday, baby. What's that motor out here in the background? I shouldn't know about that. What's that out here in the background? A little motor ago. Family keep asking about it. Where are you girlfriend in there?

Oh, she's, uh... Busy. She couldn't make it. I always show up. I just be late. If I was late, I was... I was fast. Well, I appreciate you coming through here.

Amen. Well, I appreciate you coming through here. This has been a very exciting talk. You have definitely brought some education, information, and some hilarity into the situation. You're always welcome here at the trap. The black market is open. 85 shop shop.

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