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Oh, that chick that Clarissa Shields fought the other night.
Yeah.
You're a fuck.
I will fuck her too.
Yeah, of course you would.
I would fuck her to.
I would be her boyfriend.
I would be her boyfriend.
See?
When you say fucking, that's like, all right, okay, shit,
they expect that.
Would you be in the restaurant?
relationship. Would you marry her and have kids? I would have kids, definitely. Would you say you would listen to her problems and try to be a better man? 100%. You'd be faithful. One, no, no, we'd get some holes together. Would you be with her for 20 years? Yes. If she's down to, you know, be with me. If she's down the box for the next 19 years. No, she ain't good. She's my age and she up here boxing this girl. Okay. She's 42 years old.
She was 42 years old, bro.
She should have did that.
She should not.
But when you're 42, it takes a long time to heal.
29.
Oh, shit.
She warped her ass.
She probably ain't get out the bed today.
She broke a job.
She did.
She broke a job.
She probably went to the last point.
Yeah.
God dang.
Yeah.
Hey, that was a clean hit.
I seen it.
It was clean as fuck.
It was a clean hit, but it went 10 rounds.
Yeah.
Yeah, she was on air.
I can't expect for it to be with man to do.
No, but she's not, but that's not, but that's the professionalism.
of the fight, though.
It's like, you can't slip up
for a second. It didn't. It ain't like
the fight was, yeah, even
that motherfucker was one side of this hell.
Yeah. But then when it came down
to that last few seconds. Yeah, she
got to, like you, you can't
out-condition the motherfucker who to go.
But hold on, but hold on. You
kind of got to get, like, give her
props, though. Because she's
42. She hung in there. She's in my
age. She's not. She's
showing you that, yo,
She was, she was a great showing, but she was never in control of the fight.
Maybe, oh, maybe she wouldn't pose to win the fight.
She wasn't supposed to win to fight.
No, she wanted to win.
She wasn't, but in the way in, they looked like they were friends.
They were friends.
They were friends.
They were friends outside the ring.
Yeah, they friends outside the ring.
But you're inside the ring.
One thing about boxing, no, that shit is old, it's cutthroat, and it's a lot of goddamn.
A lot of back those shit.
A lot of back those shit.
He was going to win fans.
I guess he would have to do that.
But if it was left up to anything else,
because she ain't had one round where she dominated,
the other lady.
Yeah, but Clarissa didn't either, though.
Yes, she did.
She led the whole fight.
Yeah, she laid the whole fight.
But with a woman like that,
she should have been had and dropped it with them 10 years on her.
No, with 11 years on her.
11, actually.
Well, I mean, there's a whole, it's not just like,
I guess you have to kind of look at it different
because it's women's boxing.
You get what I'm saying?
It's women's boxing.
It's different levels to the sport.
Like you would think,
she would buy it.
On the opposite card of that,
if it was two men fighting and the younger dude
was in better shape and better in conditioning,
it would have used that today advantage.
But a lot of women
ain't just like, women boxers ain't just like
trying to, you know what I'm saying?
Do the little hole,
go the whole, fight the whole joint.
You either going to win by knockout
early in the rounds
or you're going to have
it always just going to be a decision
that ain't
it ain't
it ain't hard
that was
I don't think because of
since it was
all I'm saying
is since it was women
I don't feel like
that shit played
as much of a part
as it would
on the other side
if it was me
this is how I feel about
how I feel about it
I feel like
like when you
when you on her level
right
or even though when you
when you on
whoever's the top of the game
ain't going to say no name
whenever you're on top of your game and stuff
it's at some point where you just start picking
and choosing who you want to be
now is this somebody that can whoop her
whoop your ass they got your number
yeah but you ain't gonna get them the shot
you don't give them the shot
who you think she ducking
said again you think she ducking somebody
I think she ducking a gang of motherfuckers
that we can't see because they don't have the pub
it's somebody that we don't know that she's ducking
yes so you said it's the up and coming
motherfucker ass that smoking that
thing. Blake your boy.
That's hard. That's hard. You're giving, you
giving us delight right now. It's a
gang of motherfuckers that's way
better than us. That ain't going to get
the light. Tell them to reach out to me, man, so I
can get them on here. Now, if
Corrista Shields out there being shit
like that, somebody, it got to be
a gang of moat. You
think so? Yeah, yeah. She says she's
a goat, man, the best one ever.
She probably is the goat, but we don't feel
comfortable saying that. It don't
flow the same. The goat. The goat. The goat.
would have been good enough.
You get it?
Yeah, I get it.
I'm not about to put all that stress on my mouth.
You're hearing what your boy, Kat Williams' say?
What do you say?
Goats eat goats.
He has a goat for him, and he eat goat three times a week.
What?
Yeah.
I like goat, too.
Yeah.
I eat goat three times.
I like him.
Goats eat goats.
Mmm.
Yeah, I, right.
No, he's not.
Are you in with it?
Yeah, I stop believing everything you hear somebody to say.
It sounded good.
Because who the fuck is preparing the goat meat?
He can prepare the goat meat.
Get the fuck out of him.
Nigger, he can knock the goat to all-tum and put it in the pipe.
Nick ain't getting up at no 5 o'clock to go preparing no fucking goat.
He got other people to do it.
So you're thinking people who work at his farm, they just prepare the goat.
He wakes up and somebody's cooked the goat on.
Watching his balls all that and saying, hey, yo, you want some goat?
Tell me that the goat is already prepared.
I bet you
Cat Williams got that all right
No
I'm like with Cat Williams
But man that shit crazy
Sometimes I just
Anytime somebody
To bring up Cat Williams
I hear shit in Cat Williams
voice
That's the only other person
That happens to
You know what I don't believe
E goat
Three times a week
I can see one time a week
I believe he eat lamb
One time a week
A little curry goat
A little lambtop
Yeah yeah
The three is excessive
That's a lot of good
That's a lot of goat.
That's a lot of fucking fish.
There's a lot of food.
There's a lot of fucking 12 times a week.
No, no.
That's a fucking 12 times a month.
What's you eating a week?
What's your diet, like, colors?
I keep it very healthy.
What you eat?
It's not about what I eat.
It's about what I don't eat.
Vegetables fish?
Man, I try to switch it up and throw some fruits in there.
I make sure I take a lot of vitamins.
Suck some tithes.
I suck tithes.
Why they lactating?
I mean, whether they lactate in the night,
I'm still going to do it.
I heard if you sprinkle an elderberry on the titty,
you're a little long.
Who told you that?
You made that up.
No, no, I read that shit in Dr. Seby.
You were a lie.
That's Dr. Seby.
He didn't lie on Dr. Seby, man.
He don't deserve that.
I'm telling you.
I know, he's right.
I read that with him.
I read that.
That's true.
Jack, shut up, man.
You cannot read.
Yeah, I can live.
It was the audio book.
I know.
Oh, okay.
It was there.
I was listening to that.
Jack, shut your ass up.
I promise you.
Come on, come on, my mama, for I lied to you.
Come on, you know that.
No, but I did read that, um,
the Elijah Muhammad.
You got to know, eat to live.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did it change the way I eat, though.
Really?
Yeah.
Elijah Muhammad is a fair time.
No, Elijah Muhammad is.
Okay.
Go ahead, bro.
Go ahead.
No, when you, when you read the book, though, man,
Dick Gregory talked about it a lot, too.
You don't have to eat to get full.
like to the point where it's like
you get sluggish
okay sometimes it's more about
just
you know
eating to live surviving
having to something
and you ain't just going
long periods of time with nothing
all man and then every time you eat
you can't just eat
a whole bunch of
bullshit
a lot of things
the problem with America
is like we overeat
yeah yeah
throw away a bunch of food
to facts
yeah that's a no idea
but as kids we
We raised to what?
Try to eat all your food.
We raised to eat three times a day.
Exactly.
Not even knowing that that's a lot.
You really supposed to have like five meals a day.
No, you're really supposed to eat one time a day.
That's what eat the live.
No, no.
You really supposed to eat on one on every other day.
You're really supposed to eat every other day if you can eat other day.
You guys in my husband and say, hey, eat one time a day, eat one time of day, 24 hour fast,
eating them to get fast.
You feel me?
Now, I mean, you could fast,
Jesus fast 40 years, so shit.
You're supposed to eat.
He died at 33.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
You're right, you're right.
You're right. My bad. My bad.
Yeah.
A lot of shit.
There's little shit that you pick up bits and pieces
and hearing different books and things like that.
Yeah, let me know when you finish with the wings then.
I ain't given you money.
That's my one time to eat a day.
Oh, God, too.
You're going to eat all of those wings.
Yeah, you got to eat all of them, brother.
He might not, he's not going to eat to it.
Tomorrow around this time.
That's a servant.
Serving to God.
Got it.
I got it.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
I'm going to eat again, though.
What time would you eat again?
Because this kind of, it's, and now, when is your day start?
When is the cutoff point?
Are you in immediate fasting?
Sometimes, but I used to be born breakfast about at least two or three times a week.
Breakfast is one of my favorite meals to eat.
They just make me happy to eat breakfast.
What time do you normally eat breakfast?
I usually try to eat.
If I'm early, I want to have breakfast around nine.
Are you a fruity pepals?
Because I don't want to, I ain't, if I eat too early, it's going to make me tired, girl.
What time you eat lunch and what time you eat dinner?
If I eat at around a good 8, 39 o'clock breakfast, I'd probably eat lunch around two.
Okay, fast, fast, fast.
What are you like, what type of breakfast are you on?
I was asking about fruity pebbles?
No, I ain't no cereal, bro.
I like actual breakfasts, like some eggs and some bacon and some biscuits and grits and sauces and shit like that.
You're cooking all that?
I will.
I think I make some of the best bacon in America.
What's the secret?
Bacon is putting it in the oven.
I like my bacon crunch.
Oh, you put it in the oven.
Yeah, crispy.
Or the air fry.
No.
Real oven.
You don't cook it on top of the stuff.
No.
Hell no.
Any particular reason why?
Why?
Why?
Yeah.
Because I told you I like my bacon crispy.
And you can't get the same effect from that, you know.
On top of the stove?
Yeah, because I got a fried daddy at the house.
You familiar with Friday at it?
I'm familiar.
That's the shit from the 80s.
Yeah.
So I put my stuff inside the Friday.
I drop it inside the bat for like two minutes and stuff.
I got crispy bacon.
I don't like two minute bacon.
How many bacon is you?
Because that's going to put a hump in your bacon.
Oh, you need your bacon straight.
You need your bacon straight.
I cooked a whole strip.
So when I pick my bacon up off the pan,
it's like I got a bacon sward.
I'm living like that.
I'm thugging.
It took me a little while to find my baking swag.
But you know, I live by myself.
I make the most beautiful biscuits.
They can be on a commercial.
Biscuit?
You get the biscuits in the can.
I can do that too.
I can do both.
I can do both.
The biscuits from the dough, my boy.
I know how to make this.
Oh, boy, nigga.
Come on, man.
No, man, nigga.
How are you making, you're making biscuits from scratch?
Yeah, I know how to do that.
By yourself.
Who the fuck going to help me, Jack?
I'm a grown-ass man.
What do I need to make biscuits from scratch?
Ambition.
Drive.
Want to.
You got to get off your ass and do it.
You let people talk you out of shit too much.
I can get up and do shit.
I'm up making my own bit.
Sometimes I don't even make them biscuits, bro.
I flip them shit
make them look like
pretzels
but they biscuits
And if I'm feeling
real Joe Exotic
Guess what I do, Jack
What's what you doing?
I wake up
and fry them bitches
You're a fried biscuit
Fried biscuit, bro
You'll put it in
Cornmeal or you
Do you use flour?
No, bro
You're frying biscuits
I fly
I will fry a biscuit
But not flying biscuit
But frying biscuit
I'm frying biscuit
I was about to say the same
God damn
Oh, that's a concept
Oh, yeah
Yeah, man
Fried biscuits
nigger
Fried biscuit?
What about a fried cinnamon rope?
Man, I showed my ass.
I got up and made a breakfast.
I made some big delicious as breakfasts burritos the other morning.
With the good fluffy scramble eggs.
See, a lot of people fuck up and they put the salt on their eggs before they cook them.
That's what I do.
I don't do that.
Because I cook my eggs butt naked.
And then put salt on them?
And then season them out.
Because it's like they be real.
I like my eggs soft and I like my bacon crisp.
Okay, okay.
You say the salt make it hard.
If you put the salt, like before you cook the egg in there,
I'm telling you, bro.
No, no, no, no, you're good.
You're good, you're good.
It's take away from the fluffiness.
No, no, no, no.
It's not about turns, Jack.
What is it about?
It's about however the food go.
I got you.
I'm sorry, okay.
Yeah.
So you're telling me, when you crack the air open
and put it in a bowl and whip it up,
you don't put no season in it?
Nope.
You wait until you put it on your plate to put the season?
Absolutely.
No, you got to put some black pepper in it
No, don't tell me what to do
I've tried it both ways
I know what I like. You feel
what I'm saying? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's not something that we can verbally discuss
and be like, no, that ain't right.
I would have to physically, like, show you
that these eggs hitting different.
You see how your, look how yours
look all dry already.
These motherfuckers with nothing on them
look like they're out of the commercial.
Are they fried eggs or scrambled eggs?
I scrambled eggs, bro. I don't eat all
I don't eat.
I like my eggs maybe two or three ways tops.
But you try to get fancy and shit
and then let the egg, let the center be wrong.
Uh-uh.
I'm not fucking with that.
I'm a scramble an nigga.
I'm a scrimmed egg and a nigga, bro.
I feel like that's what the slaves had to eat.
Hey, but do you remember when you thought your scrambled eggs was your brain on drugs?
I never fell for that.
Me either.
I ain't never felt like.
Because, like, at a very young age, I understood shit like that.
Them drugs is for white people, really.
Oh.
Niggas do dope.
White people do drugs.
Hey, when I seen that shit at first,
I was like, you know, I'm going to go to A-Hop.
That shit had, like, put me right in the mood
that I want breakfast right now.
I'm glad you got off drugs, Jack.
Yeah, me too.
Praise God.
One day at a time.
People were praying for me, bro.
So, Jack, we never got out of drugs.
I don't know where he'll be.
No, he got off the drugs, man.
He used to be on that cocaine real bad.
Oh, shit.
I like the smell of it.
Yeah, he was on that shit bad.
That nigga had
That nigga wasn't my stares, bro
Man, what made you get off of it, Jack?
God
God, and then they kept raising the price
kept raising the price
and I thought niggas was trying me
And I was like, you know what?
I ain't even do it.
I don't even want to be on this shit no more
If y'all gonna keep raising the price
I'm gonna quit
I'm gonna quit
This shit too high
This shit too high
So pretty much inflation
Inflation
My drug dealers want to live better
Being greedy
being greeted that's what it was
that's what got me off of shit
now Jack I don't get to talk politics
with you very often but today I want to
let's go let's go
what are your opinions on this
next Trump administration
first off
um
damn
it caught you off God I waited until you got on that
look of heaven
I
I hope I don't lose nobody
you're going to lose some people
because this is a
controversial opinion
okay
if you're a Trump supporter
I'm about to ask you to leave
okay
now when you define the support
what is
what do you mean
you buy one of his hats
oh no
no I'm good
I was thinking about you know what I'm saying
make jacking off great again
I was going to do that for myself
do you support crypto
do I ever support crypto
no I don't believe
no I don't believe in gangs at all
I just can't believe
they letting Elon Musk do all this shit,
bro, he risked a regular as citizen.
Well, he got, and he's an immigrant.
He has the, what he would call the four wise men.
The nigger, an immigrant, bro.
He's definitely an immigrant.
Trump, Elon Musk, uh, Jeff Bezos.
Definitely, man, man.
Um, I'm not a part of, she had the education name.
It's just some, yeah, yeah.
And, uh, who, Linda me, man.
What's my other man?
Linda, me, man.
Mark Zuckerberg.
Oh, he got everybody inside his pocket right now.
Zucking burger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He ain't shit to he get Busy his original Instagram page back.
He could do it, too.
I just think Boosy just got a, you didn't know figure out how to talk to him.
He got to start.
I think they got a disconnect going on.
I think he pissed him off when he said his name wrong.
He said Mark Zuckerer.
That's probably the one thing you could do to really piss that man off.
Yeah, 100%.
But Boose ain't, it ain't hurting Boothin' none.
That nigga, he won't add and shit on his house.
The nigga got 24 Instagram pages, man.
He got about 30 past.
but his original page
had a lot of millions of followers though
he'll probably get it back this year
yeah he had eight million
I don't think he gonna get it back
he ain't getting it back he might
because they're doing all kind of wild shit
he might get pardoned
that's when you know shit too crazy
in the Trump administration when you look up
Instagram done gaming my page back
Boosie got his original IG page back
the only way I feel I see
I see Bootsie getting his page back is
if he get T Payne to help him out
T-Pain really got to do with
Mark Zuckerberg
flew T-Pain
to his crib
to record
from the windows to the wall
for his wife
You line
No, I'm not
I would have charged
that n-n-a-twin-twin-twin-twin-twin-twin-twin-twin-twin-twin-twin-twin-twin-twin-old
Yes
From the window to the wall
To the whip
He really made that for his wife
For the wife?
He got T-Pain to do it for him
Two months ago
Because of the song they fell in love to
Back in the day
I'm dead at serious
This happened two months
This happened two months
ago
this happened two months ago dead ass serious
through the windows to the wall
do the windows to the walls he had got a private jet
flew him my dog pipped them out and whatnot
it was on
I don't know about that it had to be a bad
hey bro you want me to tell you how I know this shit for real
I know that shit for you was like that
what's that name
nappy boy
nappy boy gaming
yeah yeah so
you bust that bitch out like you was waiting on somebody
to ask about it
I'm trying to tell you what I'm
I'm glad you had.
You hang that long.
You're like you on a task force.
I'm glad you.
I'm glad you had.
So a couple weeks ago, I shot a commercial with T. Payne.
Yeah, for, he got, you remember that big-ass chain shit?
He used to have.
Shout out T-Pain.
Mm-hmm.
Now he's selling them as merch, and we shot a commercial at Icebox, and now he's doing an infomercial for that.
The big-ass chain?
The big-ass chain, yes.
The big-ass chain guy, he pumping it out on goddamn Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg,
trying to push your shit all over everywhere.
I'm going to be all over Twitter,
trying to be all over the podcast,
all that shit.
Yeah.
Nappy boy.
I think he should get his page back, though.
Mark Zuckerberg is being real pet about that.
I can't get him to my shit.
I really don't think it's Mark.
I can't get into my shit.
I don't think it's Mark.
You got hecked again?
No, it's just on my,
it's fucked up.
On my Facebook.
My Facebook fucked up too.
I can't log in.
They won't let me.
changed the password. I had to keep my
old phone to get on that
shit. On Facebook?
Yeah. You said a two-fat
up. I did. And that's
the shit that's got me locked out. That's what I'm
saying. You should never set that shit up. That's the
shit that got me locked up. You should never set that too fat up
But it's somebody out here that know how to
get inside your shit, bro.
Pause. Whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's somebody
out who know how to get inside of your
Facebook, not inside of your
shit. Yeah, that's what I said.
Yeah, you got to slow that down.
It's somebody out here to know who know how to get inside of your shit.
Yeah, you got to.
What's going on right now?
Bro, you act like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
No, I know what I'm talking about.
I'm just saying, it's somebody in your phone that knows how to help you out.
Okay.
In my phone?
Yeah.
Who the fuck are you alluding to, Jack?
I don't know, but you do.
It's somebody.
I think I could probably, I'm working on it.
Yeah, yeah.
And then when you hit me.
I need to talk to the people at Facebook.
That's what I'm trying.
I remember when my shit did get hacked.
Yeah.
And then I didn't really get to reset the password.
They just sent me the code.
Yeah.
And then I was just, I was cool until I got a new phone.
And then it wouldn't let me goddamn log in.
Do you still got the old phone?
Hell yeah.
I'd be on Facebook every day.
I need, okay.
You can still posting everything, right?
Yeah, but see, the only thing is on my fan page,
my story's still hacked.
So it'd be posting random shit like,
woman with a wooden leg, drinks a gallon of gin a day.
He'd be like, who the fuck?
Oh, did that ain't too?
No.
Oh, I'd be like, damn, you be posting, I don't know on Facebook.
I know what you did, bro.
I know what you did.
See, you probably don't remember this,
but you probably was trying to, like,
get on some, like, get another stream of income shit,
and somebody talked you into taking over your Facebook
because they can help you make more money on there.
And they had their hands in your shit.
You forgot about that, nigga.
I'm going to tell you what happened.
You forgot about that nigga, and it was a couple years later.
It was a couple years later, and the nigga still had your shit.
That's what happened to me.
It was a nigger that said he going to give you $500 to do some shit, right?
And you said, okay, cool.
You gave me your email, you feel, me?
Now he can log into your Instagram and post whatever the head he wanted to post.
And he's getting the ad revenue, because he didn't hook his bank account up the yo shit.
The yo shit.
He hooked his PayPal up the yo shit.
He ordered Uber Eats and everything.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
He ordered an 85 South each.
No, it's some serious hacking going on right now.
Damn.
You got to be more careful with your...
This is an old over.
He brought on the bridge off this shit now, then.
No.
You still call out.
He's still in.
I'm saying that this shit been going on for a long time.
I hope he's still eating off this shit.
No, that nigga still eating.
I just say, you know, it's no different from somebody.
What's that girl name that everybody...
Oh, the one that was on Wiling Out with us.
She's skinny as fuck now.
Megan's Thiley?
No.
Oh.
Oh, what the fuck?
She used to have a blonde, has you a Chinese girl.
Oh.
The Chinese tip.
Mimi?
Huh?
Meamy.
Mimi little now.
But anyway, somebody hacked in her Facebook and shut the shit down.
Then they went inside, start posting all her content from all her other pages up on all other social networks and whatnot.
So she did, and they're getting paid off of it.
And she's not.
Yeah, it's a big hacking racket going on right now.
And whatever you do, whatever you do it was going on inside your inbox, don't click on that shit.
Don't click on it.
If you don't know them, niggas, don't click on it.
Don't click the link.
Even if it looked like a YouTube link or somebody inside, somebody might text you.
And you don't even know how they got your number and shit, but it seems like it's perfectly fine because it might come by way of somebody that is inside your phone.
It's not them.
It's someone else.
you know hacking any of your shit you got to be suspended click this link yes they said people
actually calling people now like hey like say like okay so like i'm your i'm your brother i think i'm
fake saying i'm your brother but i'm a slam one i'm acting like i don't get kidnapped hey yo
this your brother jack you feel me hey i need 500 000 they're gonna let me go you feel
me you send the money no my brother would tell me let me die he wouldn't do me like that
Your brother.
Yeah, he wouldn't do me like that.
He wouldn't, yeah, he wouldn't trade his life for no $500,000 and whatnot.
He wanted me to, he wanted the best for me and whatnot.
No, he wouldn't.
We do that for each other.
We do that for each other.
That's one thing that we do, we promised each other when we would look.
Hey, if anybody ever kidnap us and the shit, just too astronomical, move on with your life.
Okay.
Forget about me.
Move on.
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What do y'all think about the deportations
that's taking place?
Against the minorities.
Blake.
It's not just...
All the minorities are facing this crisis.
What do you say all the minorities?
You mean people outside of being of Latin descent?
Yeah.
They send it all the kind of people.
They got the Spanish people
They send in a bunch of Africans back
African?
Yes
Anybody who don't have
legitimate paperwork
You gotta go
Hey if you out here selling
niggas fake shoes
If you're selling blind niggas
fake fucking shoes
Who sold you some fake shoes
The African
Them the ones they got you with
Yeah
It used to be a jump man
On the back of the motherfuckers
And they go on that
Their tongue on the shoe
Long is a motherfucker
Yeah
The motherfucker is all
There might be some cliques you got on, Jay.
What kind of shooting, man?
What the hell are going on?
My Uber driver told me this shit on the way over here.
He put my shit inside his app.
He put my shit inside an app and it said my shit with a t-shoes.
Damn, but.
Yeah, I thought these was one.
No.
They're 111, my boy.
Them is 101 Dalmatians.
Yeah.
I put them down.
They negative ones.
Jack, them the only people.
have high, low tops I have
ever since.
Nicky got me.
He was African, bro?
As long as he wanted
mixed him.
Jack, you got to stop
coming on here talking about the
Africans because every time
you talk about
we'd be on that side
of African TikTok with it.
This is what they think of us.
You might be
you might be married
to an African jet.
He is the type that it
to get married.
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna lie to you.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
You doing it?
It's an African-on-Kate.
Hey, homie.
Hey, I got you 10,000 to marry my sister.
But I'm like, hey, just increased it for about, like, 10 months.
He'll pay you to marry his sister?
His sister.
To get a green card, merit sister, get the apartment and everything.
Damn.
She'll be your real wife.
The whole nine yards.
And then if she's cute, I'm gonna have a baby buy her.
Oh
You into it like that
You'll do some shit like that
Yeah, yeah
For some money
Not for no money
For love
Damn
I might love for real
You never know
Bro, I'll be wishing
shit like that
Happened to at least
Some niggas that I know
Like a nigga
Hit a situation like that
Mead a rich-ass princess
She don't want to go home
That's a lick
She gave a nigga $7 million
And now they marry
He live in a boss life
That's a lick
And she's bad, too.
That doesn't never happen.
That don't never happen.
Never fucking happened.
You don't know, Sammy Davis
is a day of a 10,000 to marry him.
Yeah, that's just because the mob was on his age.
He was on his ass.
I'm saying, wish he was part of the mob or something?
No, he was about to marry a white girl.
Yeah, he wanted to marry the white girl.
So who did he marry black chick for 10,000?
He had to, because they was not going to let them.
The white girl was a movie star, and he was about to marry.
Like, no, the fuck you ain't.
Okay.
So they were like, you're going to marry this color girl.
Okay.
And then try to make everybody forget that you was in love with this white one.
So why did he give a $10,000?
Because he needed to do it quick.
A black chick.
Yeah.
He made like, like, bitch, like Wednesday, the end of the week type shit.
Okay, okay.
This back when $10,000 was like $100,000.
100,000.
She fucked it up
That money, bro
Hey, do
On them
Everybody fuck up
They first part of them
You gotta give some money
First so you can fuck it up
Yeah, you gotta fuck it up
What you fuck your money up on, man
When you first got it
Just improving quality of life
Damn, you did that
Yeah, going to the damn
Boy, you're so irresponsible
No, that's responsible
You improved your quality of life with money then
And I had to repair my body, get everything, all of the in childhood injuries fixed,
shit that they were like, boy, you'd be a-a-a-a-a-going to the dentist surgery.
I had eye surgery.
You had eye surgery?
Yeah.
Who's your doctor?
I don't know.
I had to go to the specialist, man.
Can you refer me to someone?
No, they wouldn't.
It wasn't in my eye, but I had some scar tissue on this eye in the corner, like right here.
I have that.
Like, it was in the, like, on my eyelid.
Oh, on the eyelid.
And it was, like, it was big.
And they had to, like, flip my eyelid up and cut it and drain it.
And then they were like, boy, if you wouldn't have came, it would have just, it would have just kept coming back.
Because it was, like, it was the shit where it was, like, called a Chalazon or some shit.
And it was in the corner of my eye.
And it was just like a ball, like a ball of scar tissue.
issue and they said if I wouldn't have got the surgery it would have just kept coming back
because whatever it was that was like poking out and shit it was almost like a mold type
thing yeah damn there's like a black head but it was big and they was when they did the surgery
they were like we found like seven of them in your eye oh my god yeah because it was like it was just
kept coming back so they had to cut big ass cut a big ass X under my eyelid yeah basically
and just get it all out
put the little sucker shit in there
tucked it out
flip that shit back
no stitches and nothing
I think having blood in your eyes
one of the strangest feelings that you can
because there ain't nothing you can really prepare
for but blood in your eye feels so
strange who are you telling
you
how I feel it feels so weird
because it's not like you go to the
water like to the pool and water splash
this is blood thick
So it gets on your fucking eye
I don't know
It's a strange feeling
Anytime you see blood
It's a bad
It's a beautiful
In your idol
You think about that shit
I've had blood in my eye
I know you have
Yeah it's part of your life story
I've been hitting the eye
A couple of times
For real?
Oh yeah one
Who the fuck hits a blind dude
Bro
You'll be surprised
How cold this world is
No I wouldn't
No I wouldn't
People are so mean to people
get away from me nigger
and that was a white a black guy
and he hit you in the eye
and he hit me in the eye
damn heartless motherfucker
but you know where
I really kind of
and Carlos made me see this shit last week
one of the problems is
I'm not identifying as a blind dude
you're not yep you're trying to fight back
and live I'm trying to fight
I'm trying to fucking fight don't stop
first of all you don't have the tools
that a blind dude have
Put me on a stick, man.
You need a stick.
You know, I'm scared I'm going to hit somebody.
But you've been flexing for years, Daddy.
You got, you got a C-N-I, nigger.
And you definitely got one.
Hey, nigga, come in and be my motherfucker's ass.
You're talking about a nigga whose shoulder he'll be holding?
Yeah.
That's his seeing-eye, nigga.
He just found a nigga who wasn't using his eyes properly.
And it was like, use your eyes, nigga.
You're smart, Jack
That is smart
I just got to find a nigga
That I donate me his eyes
No, you don't need no new eyes
You just need to find a nigga
That's real descriptive
To tell you everything that's going on
You will be surprised
And you have to grab the nigga up by the car
Nicket details, nigga
You are
You're right
Because the people who be walking him around
Don't tell him shit that's going on
Have you seen me crashing the wall
Nick I just seen you walking
And I'm like, what the fuck
Then you just boom
You just walk into the wall
and the nigger act like it's my fault
it is though
you're trying to
you're trying to get a damn lead
and you should just let the motherfucker tell you
you're acting like you want to fucking with the eyes
I'm just trying to get as
independent as I can
with this shit it's hard as fuck you
you can't be independent no more bro
you're dependent now
I'm telling you ain't no more independent shit
now now ain't even the time to be doing
all that jack
You got disability
Right now
Get as much help as you can
This is coming from a nigga with two eyes
You need some help
I ain't seen help
I got two eyes
And I'm so scared if something else
Nobody fucking help me
Facts
I don't know who the fuck
A beat my ass out here
Pax
And you got you got eyes
And they're not even telling you details
Yeah
Yeah
But you know
you um i i have like a lot of friendship deals with niggas you're not paying niggins enough to tell you the
that's what i was just about that's what i was just telling you got we they work niggas work for friendship
i pay niggas in friendship and so that's the problem so i got to figure out how to be a better friend
no in order to get optimum results it's not that i'm being cheap is i'm trying to be i'm living within my means
You got to come with some money y'ammer, boy.
You cheat, bro.
You cheap.
Which ain't you fuck up a whole lot of money.
You still fucking got money.
Not as you should say that bread.
But you want to be on there?
Hey, how I knew I was going to be blind?
Nicky, you just put a diamond in your eye within the last six months.
Why are you always bringing up old shit?
That's your problem.
We can't rise in the people until we come together, bro.
The reason why I got a glass out with some diamonds in it, so I didn't want to change.
I didn't want to ring.
I didn't want to watch.
And I had to put something right there anyway.
John May I?
Say it again?
John and Jane.
No, not Janet Dang.
Yeah, not Jenny Dang.
No.
Yeah, I went to a Jewel.
Yeah, I went to a Jewel.
Yeah, Duvall helped me out, man.
He had got his jeweler to make the shit.
And, um...
Gabe.
Who is his, his jeweler?
It's tagged inside of my second, um,
My second post.
Well, Christina King, the eye queen, she's, you know what I'm saying,
collaborated with his jeweler and got Sorosky crystals mixed in with diamonds and made my eye.
Oh, them blood diamonds.
No, no, no, no, these diamonds came from.
Don't make conflict diamonds.
No, no, no, no.
These are, Jacob, don't lie to me, man.
These are friendship.
Straight up friendship diamonds.
Friendship diamonds.
What that mean?
That means that no one was hurt in making of his eye.
this is a positive eye
this is a positive eye
I'm fucking with you
yeah 100%
this is like having like a G
a cross on your eye
you know like like a Jesus cross
this is what that is
no I don't know
I don't know yeah but
it makes you look futuristic though
you look like a bionic nigga
that's all I ever wanted for myself
Carlos that's all I ever
fucking wanted for myself was to look
Yeah, I like the Terminator way it'd just be the red dot in that business.
That's what the inspiration was, actually, Carlos, why you're bullshin.
I ain't bullshit.
Really?
Yeah.
Why you ain't go with the original Terminator eye?
Because by the time, just so you know, I was the first person to have what you call a fun eye.
What you mean of a fun eye?
A fun eye meaning a eye that was different from a regular prosthesis.
What's the one that you had with a tiny eye?
Yeah, yeah.
Like if you get like a design's in your eye.
and shit.
Didn't you have,
but hold up,
didn't you have
an eye with, like,
a tiger or something in it?
Yeah, I had that.
I had one with a bear
with some doing jumping jacks.
I had all kind of shit.
But I was the first.
But I know you had about,
you got a whole lot of fucking eyes.
Yes,
yes.
This is the one I always wanted,
but I could never afford.
No,
that nigga,
he was stunned for a minute.
He got the,
he had a,
he was busting out
different eyes every other day.
Mm.
The nigga had the one
with the little Twilight Zone shit.
Yeah,
yeah.
He had the one with the star in it.
Yeah.
He had,
I remember that.
He had the one with the tiger in it.
I robot.
Didn't you have just like some cat eyes or some shit?
Yeah, I had the cat eyes and stuff.
The weird cat eyes.
The one like Michael Jackson and the thriller.
Yeah, that's called a wear cat eye.
Oh, okay.
A weird cat.
A lot of people don't know that Michael Jackson was not a werewolf.
He was a wear cat.
Oh.
Fun fact.
I'm dead ass serious.
Look out.
What video was this?
This thriller.
Thriller?
Yeah, this thriller.
So he wasn't a werewolf.
No, he was a wear cat.
That's where the eyes come on.
Whatever he was, it inspired Michael J. Foxx to do his movie, Teen Wolf.
Team Wolf.
Yep.
I used to be a team wolf.
But go look at Michael J. Fox's eyes and then look at Michael Jackson eyes.
He got cat eyes.
And it's called a wear cat.
Because Michael Jackson didn't want to put in the wolf eyes.
Because he thought the cat eyes was cuter.
Damn.
Yeah.
Fun fact.
He's knowing some shit.
Yeah, man.
I think that's what I like, go.
What?
I don't think so.
Whatever he's saying.
Jack knows what the fuck you're telling me when it comes to Michael Jackson.
No, one.
Even if he's lying, let my nigga cook, bro.
He lost his eye, bro.
You're right, you're right.
You're right.
Yeah, yeah.
He's being so hard on a nigga.
You're right.
Yeah, I would never lie on Michael Jackson, dog.
You ask me anything about Mike Jackson.
Yeah, let that nigga make it, man.
He lost his eye for this shit.
Yeah, man.
Even if he is lying, Blake, we owe it to him to sit there and listen to his lives for all the shit he's
through.
Come on, bro.
You're right. You're right. You've been through two months.
Yeah, come on, brother.
Private, saving private.
These little holes out here stealing $5 and $10 every time we walk out the room.
Every time.
Every time it's something I'm always missing from my house.
I don't even care what's missing no more.
Damn.
It isn't gotten to that point.
You should get a cat.
You know what the problem is with me?
Because you was about to go there.
And, okay, we went from the stick, and we was about to talk about a dog.
Bro, I was just talking about world issues with you.
I'm just trying to get y'all's perspective on shit.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's go back.
Let's go back.
Yeah, about immigration.
Yeah.
About Africans.
I'm going to tell you, I feel, no, it's not about Africans, bro.
It's about the Mexicans.
Okay.
I tell you, I feel about immigration.
I feel like, bro, they belong here.
Yeah.
That's what I was going to say.
They belong here.
They do.
And then I feel like out of all the people to fuck with, why they're them?
Why them?
They're the only motherfuckers is.
contributing. I mean, don't fuck
with that. They bring good food
to the shit. It's good
food. I love Mexican food.
Nigger. I love Mexican food. They know how to
kick it. Yeah. Tequila?
Yeah. Come on, man.
Tacos. I love Tacos.
Man, come on, man. These motherfuckers.
Everything they do is, that shit good.
We fuck with, bro. They got their own day
of the week. Come on, man.
Cinco de Mayo.
Taco Tuesday, nigga. Oh, got you.
Every time you sit, Mexican, what you say?
I'm like, nigga, I'm looking forward.
Think how much shit we ain't up on, though?
You think Cinco de Mayo the best holiday?
No.
They got some more shit that we don't know about yet.
Police LaVida.
Come on, man.
Treat that's that Juneau or something.
I ain't think about that.
Yep.
Oh, yeah, that's Valentine's Day.
Who?
That's Valentine's Day in the Spanish.
What's the name of me?
Do it again?
I just made that up.
Oh.
Trent Day, that rule.
I mean, we be lying, Jay.
Ain't that June 13?
Yeah.
Or the 30th?
Yeah.
Or the third, it could be any one of them motherfuckers.
You're talking about the Mexican holiday?
Brough, I'm just saying, if Cinco de Mayo is good as it is.
I know that ain't they only one, bro.
And that's two days before my birthday.
What's Mexican St. Patrick's Day?
Cinco de Mayo.
See?
And you drink all the tequila you want and whatnot and you get some good.
What's Mexican black history month?
That's a good question.
I don't know what that best month was.
See, it's so much shit we don't know.
It's a lot of shit we don't know.
I know whatever one of it is is hot.
Should we...
Should black people be more involved
with the deportation shit?
Because I saw some shit earlier
that made me think about it, right?
They was like,
hold on black people don't do nothing.
We need to stay out of this shit.
That's what they said.
Stay out of the shit.
Because they're trying to make niggas go outside
and protest.
So they'll have a reason to lock niggas up
so they can deport them
and then send us to prison.
Yeah.
Hey.
I don't want my people to get involved
inside of deporting nobody.
Let's wait to they start talking about the poor nuts
We ain't got our shit together here yet
We ain't got to do with that
But we fuck with the Mitch
They still owe us
It was never a question if we fuck with them
I think that that's what this whole shit is really exposing
Is that we always than fuck with them a little more harder
Than they fuck with us
That's the hard part
That won't nobody say
That's the quiet part out loud
I'm going to tell you something
when I first moved to New York, right?
One thing that I found was
weird than a motherfucker when I first got there
is the Spanish people
were calling me nigger.
That shit was so
weird to me. I didn't
get it. But I had to
realize that, you know, up north
a lot more, the black people,
they were way more relaxed than we are
because they don't have the, they didn't have the same
pressures that we did. So that's why they
let people
they're a little bit love
no they're more progressive
they're little more lenient
that's the word
lenient lenient
you know what I'm saying
but then when they come down here
they're like
hey what you're talking about
why what you mean
we niggas too
not really
no not really
they know to do that shit up there
they don't do that down
yeah they don't do that down here
it's a difference
and so that's how you know
this shit got to be wrong
that who I got
you know who I got into it
on an interview with about that one time.
Who?
Mr. Fab.
FAB?
Yeah, from Cali.
Yeah, from Cali.
We got into a real bad about that whole nigger of Mexican-
Mexican-black people-nickers.
Yeah, he, because over there, once again, too, on the West Coast.
He and Cali.
Yeah, it's a lot more lenient in that.
Because, you know, they dominated in California.
Yeah.
Who Mexicans?
Yeah, it's a little bit more dominant.
And I just found out that they don't like it when you just say Mexicans
because it's a whole bunch of Spanish.
They don't want to be called Migo either, but that's what we know.
I'm going to take this right here.
Every time I go in the American Daily, anytime I say Migo, I'd be out,
Hey, Migo, my brother, what's up?
Migo friends.
They fuck with me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they don't want to be classified.
They don't want to be called Migo.
I mean, I think it's, that's kind of like when you go in there, like,
my friend, when you go in the store.
Buddy, buddy.
But like when you say, hey, Migo, like, they know.
that you don't know them specifically.
That's, yeah.
Like some street shit.
So what should we call?
Not like disrespectful, though.
What should we call them?
Migo.
Migo?
That's better than just giving them a Spanish name, though.
I say, hey, brother.
Hey, me, bro.
My brother.
Hey, sis.
Hey, mama.
Hey, poppy.
Hey, pool.
Because what do you say if it's a woman?
Amiga.
I say.
Amiga.
That's too close.
that's that's too close to the word amiga
amiga hey nigga see
this quick switch right that ain't feel good
that ain't feel good at all okay
but this shit real though bro how's that
a lot of motherfucking ain't showing up the work
the kids ain't going to school like that
everybody scared to drive
see that shit
you know what it is though Jay
Everybody was cool with racism when they thought it was only going to be affecting black people.
Now that motherfucker is starting to see that.
They ain't included either.
Everybody. Everybody. Everybody.
It's a rude awakening.
But let's go back to the road to get here where we had, you know, Kamala running away.
And, you know, a lot of people are saying that we, as black men, did the majority of the votes for Trump.
where y'all stand with that?
And, you know, the black women got on us about that really, really hard.
Where y'all at with that?
I don't know if I necessarily believe it.
They say that we made up 90% of the votes when it came to black voters.
90% of black men, no, that's not real.
90% of black men voted for Trump.
That's not real.
Come on.
That can't be an accurate state.
Research department.
Come on, now what?
I don't believe that.
That's not an accurate stat.
Now, I believe some nigga voted for Trump.
Don't get me wrong.
I got a nigga probably voted for Trump.
That was pretty vague.
But 90% of niggas?
No.
Nah.
No.
Let's look at the stat.
Ain't no way.
Let's look at the stats.
Can somebody bring up the state?
Nigga, I didn't even vote.
Oh, so you know you didn't do it.
I know I didn't do it.
Okay.
You're very in me so.
Yeah.
90%.
Yeah.
I don't know if I believe that, Jack.
Uh-uh.
Yeah, well, you know, Kamala put up a really, really great run.
You know, she even had Beyonce.
We were talking about Beyonce earlier.
You know, I think it ain't has shit to do with that.
I think even just let's just say in an imperfect world, that's true.
Only reason I could see that would make that real or what reason niggas was there is because she married to the white man.
who niggas petted like no we we ignore that
we ignore that shit oh she married to white man yeah
we know people act like that didn't that wasn't a thing
nigger I didn't ignore it as soon as she said she went
India no more that's when you knew
but brus but you know the wild part about it she got married
to the white boy when like 10 years ago and she's 60
oh she got married at 50 yeah with no kids
so there's no family dynamic that you know what I'm saying
so people felt like she couldn't speak to the issues of family
she got a kid somewhere I am
I just like I think me
I think that maybe what if she had
no I ain't going to say it come on
it's okay but when I see a black woman with a white man
I know that she didn't make the white man do the same shit
that she asking niggas to do
like for instance for instance what would she ask that
what would she ask us to do
that she ain't asked them to do.
She wouldn't ask the white man to do shit.
She ain't going to ask them to do it.
Because he already got his shit together.
That's what I'm saying.
You would get the benefit of the doubt of already having your shit together just based
off the fact that you are a white man.
Clearly you're not because this nigga, he doesn't want to have a baby mama.
He got a baby mama.
Who's white man?
She's taking care of white hair.
The black man got the baby mama.
No, come on the white boy.
The white boy she married to.
Got a baby mama.
Got a baby mama.
And he didn't even have no kids.
He had, no.
And she never had no kids.
Wow.
Never had a.
She, the breadwinner in the family, because who the fuck is he?
Oh, no.
He's a big, like, Jewish, like, um, it don't matter.
Dignitary.
It don't matter who.
He's one of them.
He's one of them.
Oh, he got, he got her indoors.
I fucking Jews.
So he should have, he was, he was a goddamn, what you call it, a trophy husband.
For her?
For her.
Jack, where you get your information
at?
YouTube.
YouTube.
YouTube University.
100%.
Definitely.
She got her into a lot of doors, man.
Just with that whole of diversity thing, you know what I'm saying?
That's why.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I'm not saying that that's the reason.
I said that's the only obvious reason that I could see
that it make niggas be like.
She ain't even got his last name.
Harris is tip last name.
She was, shut up.
That's Tia line name.
That's a black last name.
It ain't no Jewish land name.
There's no question about that.
She didn't even use his last name to run.
She couldn't.
And why?
Because if he, what you say he is,
them people weren't going to let that shit happen.
She were going to pull up.
Soon as she warned, she was going to take it last name then.
Smoke screen, smoke screen, so the truth will not be seen.
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The same way that I just brought it up, somebody brought that up on the other side and was like,
you know she's not using her name.
Harris is not a Jewish man's name. Exactly.
You don't know that, though. We don't know that.
We don't know shit.
It could have been.
We don't know that.
It's not a black man that name.
But everything ain't for us to know.
You know, Harris is definitely a black man's last name.
The crazy part is I can remember.
You're a white Harris.
It's a few of them.
You know some white Harris's?
I sure do.
And I know some Jewish hair.
Woody Harrell's son.
There's the same family.
But check this out, though.
Times is changed.
It ain't gonna even matter in the minute.
Because we all gonna be mixed.
Yeah.
We all gonna be mixed.
So I feel with that being said,
Kamala just got with Buddy a little bit too late.
She should have been having babies with him a long time ago
so we can get more mixed kids in here
and we all can be one nation under a groove.
See, see, I'm gonna tell you what.
I think the game set up for this right.
Kamala Harris gonna end up leaving buddy.
The white dude.
The white dude.
I don't think she is.
I think she's going to get him for Dr. Umar Jones.
Why the fuck you think that?
No, no, no, no.
Let them cook.
Let them cook.
Let them cook.
Let them cook.
Let me cook.
This is good.
Let me cook.
Let me cook.
It's black history, man.
She's not leaving that nigger for Dr. Umar, man.
She didn't win.
Listen, tell this out now.
That don't mean shit.
That is a good political move.
That is a great political move.
And it can mind you.
He can win in four.
years if she married Dr. Umarjana.
No, she could.
Now, that, now, now, you know, she would probably get less votes.
Yeah, 100% definitely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But she'll get that school open, though.
No, she wouldn't.
She's going to get that school open, bro.
No, she's not missing.
That's what he missed.
She won't get the school open, but she'll get that, I can do this and fit.
In the perfect world, he'd get the school open.
What's the next step?
He's not about to get up every day and be teaching at the school?
What do you want to oversee the school or be the principal?
What is it that he wanted to do?
Loose.
Can he get government funding for that shit, too?
I mean, if it's a good idea, but they're not going to give you that.
Yeah, they're cutting all the funding for education right now.
Ain't even no department of education no more.
How ain't paying the taxes on that shit, too, at the same time?
And we asked the school left.
You asked two in a question.
No, no, you're right.
I'm on his side.
You're right, you're right.
I thought the school was in Delaware.
It's in Delaware?
No, I thought the school was in Michigan.
You see how we all confused?
I might look up where the school is.
I'm not the school was in Pennsylvania.
No, on the real shit, I thought the school was
Like in Alabama.
The school is in Delaware.
Where is Frederick Douglass from?
We don't know.
He's from Delaware or Maryland?
We don't know.
He's a descendant of Frederick Douglass.
He's a dependent.
No.
He told you that.
He is a descendant of a slave, so we don't know where Frederick Douglass is from.
I thought he's from Virginia.
He might be.
We don't know.
But he married a white woman in the last day.
did marry a white woman but after his black lady died though he died first then he was said she
called him in a vulnerable moment he called him he didn't want to do that he didn't want to do it
he tore up his freedom papers and was like the only way you'll ever be free is if you marry me boy
you got to marry me that made you got marry me son that I would have you put it like that
I would have married her too yeah what if that never even happened they just tried to make it
seem like he liked white women just to discourage us but why would he do that though at any of
time. Why would he do that? I don't know. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Like, why
would he do that? And why wouldn't he perm his hair? That's exactly what I'm
saying, bro. He did have a perm. No, he didn't. He just had his shit split.
It was, yeah. Yeah, I didn't see that pitch of him. He had the day rough and he had to do.
He had this shit split. I don't believe that. Some of this shit just sounded real
unbelievable because I don't know noticing like throughout history, they always try to
throw some white women on a nigger to take away his credibility. They make it
seemed like everybody was just dying
to have a white bitch. And that's not the case.
No, the way did they try to make it seem like
niggas was so thirsty for white women.
Bro, we...
Oh, look, wait. We're still living around white women.
Yeah, okay. We know that it don't take
nothing to get no white women.
No, it don't. You don't have to make that much
fucking effort to get no white women?
They're really nice.
Bro, they literally come into where
niggas are. They are driving themselves over there.
Are we like historically this shit don't make sense
Why white bitches at the Apollo?
Why the fuck was they going to see Matt King Cole?
James Brown
Oh, Little Richard and all these things
Nobody made them bitches come backstage.
We're muffins too.
Come on, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, they even try to
I promise you, I ain't captain.
This at a time where you couldn't tell white people
No. No, yeah. Where's James Brown? Can we see him?
No. I'm sorry, you can't be back here.
I didn't even think about it. Yep. My dad owns this building. Come on now. She got 22 white girls with us.
Come on, come on. Hey, ma'am, I'm changing. We know we can't see your dick. Let us see it. Yeah. He did it too. He did it. We heard about these black man's cock. We want to see him.
White lady, I can't show you my dick now. It's 1948. Yeah.
I'll tell my dad.
You won't believe what Mary Lou is down there doing.
She's looking at colored dicks again.
But they know what they did.
I won't stand for that.
Mary Lou's Mother Haven, you'll get back to Moville, Alabama.
But Daddy, I get it.
I said get.
You're not leaving out of here after showing those sweet, white,
women what did you show them to tell you them somebody call up floyd down in florid county got some
colored boys up here showing off their dicks yeah shit like that brer ain't nobody went out there
way for no bruh look at look at this shit bro find is diana ross and earth a kid and lead a horn
you think somebody wanted a white bitch compared to them hell no hold on you you see
Anita Baker.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Come on, man.
Get the fuck out of him, Dan-Rot.
Her last husband was what?
Her man's husband was what?
No.
Her man's husband was what?
Evan Ross's daddy.
Every Roe's daddy is what?
A white man.
A white man.
A Jewish man.
Who?
Evan Ross' daddy of Donna Ross.
Tracy Ross.
Tracy Ross' daddy is what?
Tia and Tamara Daddy is what?
I don't know, but Diana Ross is what?
Nobody will ever bring this shit up.
Nobody would be saying nothing.
White men freak as hell.
Janet Jackson, baby dad is what?
Puerto Rican.
He's Iranian.
He's from Balmain.
Serena, baby dad is what?
Wherever they make bald main jeans at.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Bahrain. Guess what?
Bucharest.
He's still going to be my baby if it don't matter if you black a white.
That's a trophy, but imagine how many black babies she had before them, though.
She just had to get abortion.
What?
It's the out of black babies that was
All I'm saying is
Once you look at the shit
Shit looking funny in the life
They sick them on us, bro
They sick them on us
They did it to Hughie P. Newton
They put one on him
Not no white woman
Yes they did
He was mixed though, wouldn't
Yes he was
They put a white woman on Hugh Pino?
Yes he did
She once set him up
The CIA put on
That's how they found him to kill him
Through the white girl
Yeah
Yeah
That's how they get you man
Through the white girl
Do the white girl.
Keep that Christina Aguilera.
Yeah.
Did the same thing.
Martin Luther King.
Through the white girl.
Go ahead.
The King, I kept that the white girl.
Through the white girl.
See, I put them on them.
What are they want to breathe them.
This is what I'm saying, though, bro.
Out of all the black men that have ever been successful, been.
I get into that part of you, sorry.
Been through all these red carpets, been on all these award shows,
then won all these hazmen trophies.
And you mean to tell me, not out of all these black men,
Don't none of them, don't none of them, right?
None of them like big women.
Oh, I love big women.
I'm just saying.
All these hundreds of niggas for the last hundred years that we didn't seem to do great.
You mean to tell me that none of them had no little thick baby.
They got them.
They all had a little slim.
They got them.
That's bullshit.
They really start promoting them.
They should have been a nigger from.
They think babies a little bit more.
Montgomery, Alabama, who he had him a big, thick-ass girl from Montgomery,
in Alabama that he loved
to death.
She was at least $2.50.
We ain't seen that yet.
Always.
Pretty.
Pretty face.
It's a whole other family out there that, you know,
a lot of grandfathers aren't talking about
because back then it was,
it was no social media.
It was no, you know,
way to, it was easier to.
I just don't believe all these niggas
is the same motherfucker that they
try to make it seem like.
No, it's really not.
It's actually harder on us
as the head of the black family,
you know, and so that's why
we seek refuge and try to find peace, harmony, harmony.
And sometimes it ain't nobody left there to listen to you but a white girl.
I don't believe that.
What a fuck?
You know why niggas end up with white women so many times, though?
Because white women,
They don't leave you once you're broken.
Not when you broke.
Yeah.
Like when you at a rough point in your life, they don't leave.
Come on, come on.
I see what you about to do.
Come on.
Come on.
Black women, if some bad shit happened to you, like two, three times in a row.
In a row.
It's always.
She's out of it.
You're out!
Oh, this thing got bad luck.
I can't keep going to be.
This niggas to lose.
I don't give a fuck if I got five beers by this niggas.
I can't keep going through this.
I need a nigger who goes.
going to be with me.
Who won't more?
I need a nigga who...
I need a white man.
You know,
because they credit good.
They know how to treat women.
They're not knowing they be whooping
their woman ass too.
But the crazy part is, is they don't never have to
meet none of them standards when that shit
happened. You saw the one lady on
the social media who was on there acting
like she was so happy and she was the one
behind everything. The white man
didn't even have no job.
Sometimes they'd be like that, though, because sometimes get what?
She was buying her own gifts and everything.
She would never do that for you.
That's a real one.
That's a real one.
But she wouldn't do that for you.
You got to do that, though.
She would never do that for the black man.
Hell no.
Hell to the fuck, no.
If there are a heart in the house tonight, stand up.
Let me know if you understand.
If there's any woman out there looking for a nigga to trick off on and that's going to be there,
listen to you, watch your kids, stay at home, stepdaddy, I'm here.
I'm here.
If there's some lesbian couples that need a kid.
They don't know nobody.
They don't know.
I'm here.
I'm donating babies.
I'm donating babies.
This is not,
this ain't hereditary to this I shit.
It's not a red.
This happened to me in life.
This is not her.
Yeah,
this won't happen to the baby.
If it's a stud,
they want to have a baby.
I will fuck this shit.
Jack.
They'd be thinking you're playing,
but you're really serious.
He did ask you.
I feel like that's the type of.
shit you really signing up for.
He dead eyes here. I am.
Wouldn't it be fucked up though, Jack?
Yeah. If you had a baby with a nice
lesbian couples and they wouldn't even let you see
the baby. And you know,
and then try to put me on child support.
That's one of my, that's one of my biggest
nightmares that I'm helping these
holes. I'm helping these holes.
And you're going to take me to court?
They won't. This is my, this is
souvenir. It's like buying Mickey Mouse
ears when you go to get me land.
No, you're going to have to take them to court
because you need your visitation
rights. No, I don't.
My visitation is right.
I'm going to see them on goddamn Instagram.
I'm going to follow him.
No, you want to see your child.
Blake, what the hell of those pants?
What are those pants?
Are you going to fuck with him?
You got a caprize on. You're a bad bitch?
No, man, stop paying on me, man.
If you're a real bad bitch, put your hands up.
I'm a real knee. What you got going on?
And you don't like rap?
Hey, man, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? Just a little.
What made your generation?
them niggas so comfortable
with tight
you know what
these pants ain't even tight
those are leggings yeah
your leggings is
these pants ain't tight
look at how mine
just casually
cuff and your shit
ride all up
with your whole shins
down and shit
I'm gonna be honest with you brother
I'm gonna be honest with your
okay
I was really inspired by you
when I put these pants on
no you wasn't
yes I was
I was about to be honest
man
yes I was
because I said
those be wearing
the um
the parachute pants
No he don't
Yes he didn't
I just would never wear them
They have my pants
These trousers
You just need a little bit more room
Your whole ankle is out
I got mine
You can see your Achilles
standing in those down
Yeah you could literally get cut
On the back of your leg
And plead to death
Yep
Achilles
But you are from that generation
of niggas who
Like
Remember Jack our shit was
These motherfuff, we went big
100% definitely
And then these motherfuckers started
All the way back over
We were down
We're OPP in the pan.
It's going to take 50 years
For niggas to go back
To wearing pens
As we had
No, no, no
No, hold on
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
How are you gonna steal
Y'all, they be stealing
With these kind of pants
With guns in there
With guns in a way
It's stendo clipping
Not these pants right here
Not them particular
These different kind of pants
No
Nigger gonna see you coming out
while y'all all getting killed right now.
Nick can see your gun in your pan.
Jack, there's two graphic.
I'm sorry.
People can see your weapon, man.
And we don't say killed anymore.
It's 20, 25.
People are to delete you.
A lot of people are delete you out of here.
They were unalabbed the fuck out of you.
They get you, unalibed.
You don't want no nigga to walk over
and press your restart button.
Often they control delete you.
Niggins say, motherfucking erase you right out
the picture, Jack.
Easy.
Easy.
Talking about
take him
right out
the mainframe.
They'll
white you
right out.
Act like
you were never
here.
Yeah,
but you
want to get
dismissed in life?
Yeah,
man,
but these are,
you know,
these are,
what made you do it?
When you was,
when you was
getting dressed
to come down here,
what made you say,
oh, oh.
I'm gonna feel
these old.
Oh.
I was getting dressed
watching
the temptation,
man.
David Rough
type shit.
No.
Blue.
Blue?
Blue.
Okay.
He broke around in the wheelchair.
Yeah.
Wheelchair pants.
Wheelchair pants.
Hey, man.
That's a good brand right there, wheelchair pants.
Wheelchair shoes.
I'm just, hey, man, we was talking some good shit
earlier, though, about racism coming back.
Yeah, yeah, racism is definitely not going.
Not that he didn't even left, though.
It's just showing up in different forms right now.
Like, damn, they brought that kind of racist.
A shout out to OJ, man.
Yeah.
For OJ.
Oh, J. Simpson, definitely.
That's, who's the first person you think of, you think of racism?
When I think about racism and us, you know, getting back at the man, you know, after the Rodney King being in.
You feel like that's what it was?
He was getting back.
I feel like we, we, that put us in the right direction.
Do you remember that split screen?
Brum, do you remember that split screen, my boy?
The country was at a standstill.
Come on, now.
And, and you were to deal with it.
people didn't give
OJ a proper lift-off, bro.
Say the quiet part out loud, Jack.
What is it that shocked the people
about the O.J. Simpson trial?
They think he did it.
No, this, in a simpler form,
I think that's the first time
that America got to see,
even if he did.
It's the first time that America got to see
a nigga do something to some white folks
and get away with it.
Yeah, but, you know,
He was over the hill at the time
And I don't think it was even possible
For him to be able to do that
Yeah
And what year was that? 93?
95, 93 definitely
No, no, 96
No, 93.
And he got found
Innocent in 95
95, it's round of Menendez brothers' time
And whatnot is
Yeah, yeah
OJ Simpson, bro
That was in our lifetime
Yeah, man, that happened
I was in the fourth grade, bro
That's crazy
I was in the fourth grade.
I remember I was out of school that day.
And, you know, the diverted came through.
Man, black people were so goddamn happy
and white folks was so...
Oh, you know what?
Sometimes I go back and I look at historic events.
You can see shit from hindsight.
Yeah.
It's this compilation on YouTube where they show
all around the world people reacting to the O.J. verdict.
Oh, this was not just nationwide.
Man.
Worldwide, bruh.
Them white people was devastated at that O.J.
Verde.
bruh and they had them like they were on like it just seemed like this shit was so
Hollywood scripted because it'd just be a random corner in New York it'd be 50 black
people and like 50 white people it's all the way even bro
like OJ Simpson found not guilty every black person that they got on this whole
video was like yeah but the white people was like oh oh hey go back and
And watch some of them compilations of OJ footage.
That's something of the crazy.
We got to put a link inside the, what's the name?
But you know what the wildest part of people don't never talk about?
What?
And this link kind of, hey, Joe, you got to put this link up, man.
Man, it's documentaries.
It's documentaries about Nicole Simpson.
She was scantily clad.
And she hung around a very, very sketchy.
group of people.
The cartel.
Murderous.
Definitely.
People that delete people.
They drug loose.
She had some street ties
that they have shit to do
with O.J.
She posted
me owning people a bunch of money.
She got killed by them then.
Nobody wants to say
nothing. But that's why O.J.
I feel like he...
My bad.
Do it again. There you go.
I'm sorry. That was proper.
OJ.
might not have shit to do with that at all.
Yeah, 100% definitely.
And that's why he wrote that book
That's why he would even be so bold
As to write that book
But if I did do it
While he was at it
He should have came out with a knife set
At least a good
He could have came out with some
Good kitchen set or something
Yeah good kitchen
Some cook well
Yes definitely
Definitely
I would have definitely
I would have definitely been in there
Selling one of them skiless
He was like look
It's non-stick
Get it
With the gloves on as I'm holding it
Hey did I ever tell you
By the time I hung out with OJ?
No
Megah why you ain't never tell me about that
Yeah, man.
I hung out with OJ before, man, in Miami.
Yeah, he was at the Coconut Grove Improv and whatnot
when I was on performing down at one time.
And you got to hang out with the juice.
Yes, I was sitting at the bar.
That was when I was on,
when I used to do the little stripper joke at the end and stuff.
With the chain shirt on?
Yeah, with the chain shirt on.
He came by the bar while I was sitting down,
drinking some, drinking and shit.
And he said, you got some balls, kid.
You got some real balls.
I would have said, no, you got the balls.
I've never done it and I was like wow
He bought me drinks and everything
We talked about like a by hour
Just hanging out
Just hanging out and I was so pissed off at myself
For not doing a line of cocaine with him
Or you know he had some coke in his phone number
I heard he had coke after that
Because other people was doing cocaine with him
That was on the news
Yeah
Jack you had a hell of a light bro
Yeah man I was scared
Closed nose don't get fed
Yeah
I missed out
I don't know, man
Because that'd be my thing
If you're going to do drugs
Do drugs with cool people
With somebody famous
With somebody famous
I got a chance to smoke with
Snoop Dog, Ray Kwan
Whiz Khalifa
Who else
That was really cool
That I smoked with
Who else was really cool
That I smoked with
Oh
That don't count
I hate to even say this, but I smoke with Little Richard one time.
Little Richard?
Yep.
How did he hand you the weed bag, man?
Say it again?
How did he hang you the weed bag?
Here, honey.
Shut up!
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something about Hollywood, honey.
You go up there and you ain't given her no pom-pom.
You ain't getting bull bitch.
Damn.
Shut up.
Give me the weed back.
That's an interesting line up.
And that was brought you in part by.
Backwood.
Hit it from the front.
Jack, who else you smoke with?
I smoke with, like I said, I smoke with Rayquan.
Oh, I smoke with Pee Wee Herman.
Shut the fuck up.
I got a chance to smoke with Pete with Herman.
Paul Rubin.
And when he was Ray, he was, he was, he was dad.
He was Dan for real.
What was my man?
Derek for real.
Derek for real.
That's his demeanor was when we were smoking together.
Damn.
Yeah.
Are you for real?
No, I'm dead ass serious.
I smoke with Paula Shore.
Damn.
Let me see.
Who else I smoked with?
I smoked with Tyrese before, but he said he don't smoke.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you didn't?
Yeah, I didn't smoke with Tyrese.
Yeah.
I had a bad trip, too.
You may or may not have.
I may not have smoked with.
I had a real bad trip.
Damn.
Real bad trip.
You know, I always had a feel like electrical current
went through my brain and everything.
I don't know where he got that shit from.
Where he didn't get it from.
Let me see.
Who else I smoked with?
Hey, Carlos, we ever smoked together back in the day?
Yep.
We had a good time.
You didn't even remember the shit.
Yeah.
Was it that time when I had and took the money
and then I got in the car with you?
Probably.
Yeah.
It might have been around that time.
But I remember you was smoking this shit.
Yeah.
I remember one time I caught you smoking some weed.
You had to start taking shit too far, but right before you left, Jack.
Yeah.
Oh, like, Jay, what the fuck is you doing?
And you were smoking weed?
It was that loose-ass blunt on the back porch.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what it was.
That's the night we took that picture with all the comedians.
Yep.
You know what it was.
And I don't know if you remember this that night
that one comedian pulled that gun on me.
That one comedian pulled a gun.
He put a gun out on the bomb?
Oh, look, no.
I mean, no one, all the comedians was just waiting to see
what was going to happen.
I'm trying to see.
No one said, stop.
Don't shoot, Jack.
I'm trying to see it for, no it.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, nobody.
Nobody didn't say nothing.
It was like they left there.
There was none of nobody business that he was fixing to shoot me.
Man, nobody even knew that shit was real.
Because it's just like y'all never was, it never got intense.
It got intense.
Y'all just didn't see it getting intense.
That's because we didn't know if y'all was bullshit in the night.
He was dead-ass serious.
I was just playing.
I was a little boy.
And he was a grown-ass man
Well, yeah, that shit really didn't make
no sense
No, it didn't
He used to do a lot of fucking
Yeah, he was very, he was a real
He would just be like, man, I don't know
why you doing the shit you're doing
Like, man, that shit, that nigga working
How are you gonna try to talk a
nigga out of doing what the fuck he wanted to do?
That was crazy.
Yes, you wouldn't wrong, Jack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there ain't nobody say shit
it. Oh, you know, it's crazy. Every time I see
Joe Clef, because he was there that night.
And he's in that picture, also. He always said,
man, I still, to this day, don't know. Why that nigga wanted
to kill you? I ain't
going to kill you.
He wasn't going to kill. He would probably kill me if I'd
said, because he said, say one more thing,
nigga, I'd shoot you in the head. If I'd say
it one more thing, he would have shot him.
How do we know?
Because he wouldn't have scheduled.
Hey, listen, the moral of that story is
Don't try.
Just shut the fuck up.
Shit the fuck up.
Because the nigger might
unalive you.
He might unalive the fuck out of you.
He might delete you.
I've never been the guy
I wish a nigga would.
Yeah, no.
I wish a nigger wouldn't.
I hope he don't.
Please, don't do that.
I ain't never wanted that.
I've never wanted that.
Why are we doing this?
We should be friends.
What do you want me to do?
Stop doing what?
Okay.
That was simple.
That's all you had to say.
I remember a nigga told me to keep his name out my mouth.
I never say it anyway.
Pretty easy.
Let's do it.
Jack, you stay into it though, man.
No, I don't.
You didn't been into it a lot of times.
I was into it by accident, by proximity.
Why are you always in some beef?
No, I was into chicken.
and they were into B.
They made it beef.
You're a chicken?
I'm a chicken.
But you always have some shit.
And I'm a chicken.
I'm more than Mick Flatt.
What make you think you could just get into it with niggins and call it
bitch ass niggins and all this shit and all that?
That's a character.
That's what you do on TV.
That's what I was on camera, on YouTube.
That's not in real life.
Okay.
That was a role.
Yeah.
It was a role.
Yeah.
At the same time, what you didn't see is, hey, man, you did a great job today.
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Jack, what was your favorite beef?
Do you have a favorite beef?
Okay, to this day, to this day, I ain't on your friend.
To this day, I'm proud of, I am proud of the two-chain beef.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Oh, you want me to tell you why?
I'm going to tell you why.
Let me tell you why.
I hate that it happened, but I'm glad that it happened at the same time.
Hey, sometimes I'll be at home.
I'll be watching YouTube and shit and some bullshit.
shit to just come across my YouTube
shit, like
the craziest beefs
en route and the shit
between me and I'm going to pop up with out.
Like, oh, this is what it was all for. So this is about
a story to be able to tell content
later on. But the actual
real situation
when it was happening, uncalled for
it. It was stupid. It was
stupid. But it's funny when you see it
online. So before there was a
Will Smith and
Chris Rock, there was a Jack
Thrill in Tuchin.
Yeah.
And so I look at it like that, like it's content and shit.
Yeah.
You know, if I'd have known that
the heater actually really wanted to kill me and wasn't.
Because my mama would be still talking about that shit today
because he said that she was pussy.
And he said that.
I appreciate you letting him.
Yeah.
That nigga had me looking at my mama like, like, yo, you need to start
standing up for yourself.
The streets don't respect you.
The street, no, yeah, people are talking about you bad at these streets,
Mama.
You got to get your shit together.
Damn, Blake said everything in my blood
With pussy that's a female
My sister would pussy
My daughter pussy
I didn't even have a daughter
I didn't have a daughter
I was scared to have a daughter
Because I didn't want her to be pussy
That nigga
Disse your daughter
You don't even have
You miss my daughter man
You ain't got no dog
I don't even have a daughter
I didn't ever have a daughter
But once again
I appreciate it
But I was upset at myself
And ashamed of myself
That I got a homeboy
Out of his character like that
Yeah because he's a cool nigga
He's a super cool nigga
Because once again, four I had, then went up there, before I went up there, when I used to see him around, we were friends.
And I hope he would want to be my friend again.
I don't think he ever gone.
I don't think he is again.
But in a perfect world, if he's watching, when I get ready to do my Netflix special, I would love for you to bring me out on stage to A-Town, we got one.
If you could find it in your heart, it's to forgive me, man.
No, Jack, that's the hope.
that's that I was
tripping I love you two chains
I love every I listen to your songs all the time
one of my favorite ones I had to get these holes
I had the Giddy's hose I had the Giddy's host
someone to love I had the Giddy's hoes someone to love
this shit I'm doing this shit I'm doing
it's easy than drug I had to get his hoes
I had to get these hoes someone to love
damn so it ain't you ain't tripping no
I ain't tripping man I love buddy
Was you wrong in this situation as I was
100%
out of pocket.
Out of pocket.
That's growth check.
I, oh, pocket.
When I,
wait, let me tell you something.
The nigger showed me the true
meaning in the Christmas when I could tell
he wanted to kill me for real.
And whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He wanted to underlieb.
Oh, yeah, unalive me.
He wanted to delete me.
Yeah, I don't want to be deleted.
And then when you see him in real life,
he's so much bigger than me.
He's really, oh man, it's
you see birds nest is on his shoulders he that tall he's so big
he works out he work out that's crazy he's mad he bumped into me one day and
he i bounced off him wow yeah he was a pretty big he's a big guy
big guy ain't a nice guy he look i know all this songs you shouldn't have why jay it's a comedian
you know you you know when i snapped out of real though when i when i were married when i were married
my ex-wife she used to she used to play
his shit all round
and how this is you drive me nuts
I'm like, Bill, bitch, this nigga want to kill us.
What's wrong with you?
He don't want to kill y'all.
He want to kill you.
Yeah, I was trying to break her into it.
She was not going for it.
Like, bitch, if you come in here right now,
he's going to kill you too, bitch.
If he's coming here right, he's going to kill both us.
And she didn't have my back.
You can't get out of beefing with rappers.
No, comedian.
Yeah, 100% definitely.
You get besides yourself.
I know it now.
At 42, turning 43.
You'd be getting besides yourself back.
Yeah.
I wish I could get besides myself.
I wish it was another me sitting right here.
It helped me out.
I know what I need.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
Blake, you see the type of shit I had to put up with me?
That by Jack Hill.
Jack Hill.
They learn from Jack Mistakes, bro.
When you get in the industry, don't be beefing with rappers, bro.
Don't do it.
Especially your class, they don't unaligned.
Oh, these niggas take you off real quick.
Yeah, my, I come from that day.
Studio gangsters.
You think I tell you about it at real quick.
These niggins doing it for real.
They didn't know where you are.
Y'all dropping locations and all kind of stupid stuff.
They didn't know what we was.
I wonder if any rappers going to be like beefing, like on some rap shit
and then do some songs together just because the fans, they understand the business.
Like who?
Who you want us to get together?
Let me see.
Who beefing right now?
Besides the most obvious beef?
Super Bowl coming up.
That's what I'm saying.
Super Bowl just passed.
That's obvious.
I'm talking about these real street niggas.
But they're great businessmen
and they understand that
they could just send beats
back and forth to each other.
Oh yeah, you're a whole-ass-nigger
but the nigga rap good in the motherfucker.
Yeah, he's a whole-ass-niggin'nig,
but that nigga rap good in the motherfucker.
But the bottle of them?
Yeah, that'd be dope.
Oh, yeah, that'd be bad dope.
I think they're going to end up making the song to go to sooner later.
You think so?
It's going to be a coalition of Atlanta niggas re-healing the whole economics.
Yeah.
What time is it, man?
Y'all been in here all night.
Oh, we about there.
Jack, you ain't getting no more.
Jack is old.
Damn there.
Time to goddamn wrap this up anyway.
You ain't get no more.
I don't know what type of person you're going to be when you get home
because you could be doing this every night
coming home all hours of the night
been drinking all night and then just raising hell
for the people that you live with
I don't know what the problem is
he go down to that studio and he just gets to drinking
and he come on me
he gets to put his goddamn hands on me
Hey go to who I live with
Your girl
her mama her brother
I live alone, so?
We probably go home and aggressively masturbate too much.
God, damn.
With Nintendo Power Glove.
Yeah, the people next door be like,
Jack sat at it again.
They can hit me through the wall.
My wall's ringing shit.
Yeah, because you don't understand
that the wall that you're leaning on
is right there in the thin wall on their side.
When you be moaning and choking yourself,
huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
Jack, Jack just don't know that our bedroom is side by side.
We have a condombe on.
Come on.
I love myself.
I love myself.
You's a freak, man.
I love myself.
That's crazy.
You know why I don't do that?
Because it's a man's hand.
I don't want a man touching me.
It's a boy's hand
That's your hand
I know
Okay, so what you mean?
You don't want your hand touching you?
I'm not like that
Damn, Jack
You know what's crazy
We'd be shaking each other's hands
And touching our dicks
I just thought about that shit
Just now
I've had my dick in my hand
And we've been dapping up
Our whole fucking day
Oh, that's crazy
oh my god
I've wiped my ass with this hand right
oh my god
you ain't watch it life out of order yes I did
but does that still mean it ain't no ass left
on my hand or no dick left on my hand
well I don't even know I'm so really working
if it really worked
that's crazy
because the concept of
It's kind of crazy, bro.
When you think about it.
Because think about it, who the fuck was
who was so dirty that they was like,
ah, this ain't it.
Yeah, yeah.
I need something else.
Yeah, we need something else for this.
Yeah.
I need something.
What kind of soap you use?
I use the African black soap.
Okay.
African black soap.
And I'm a man.
I like Irish Spring and shit.
I got Irish Spring.
Yeah, and I got, I got old spice.
But apparently Irish Spring is terrible for a coochie.
They keep telling me that.
You got to stop using it so you don't mess her cushions.
He'd be throwing off my pH balance.
You shouldn't.
So, y'all don't use done this detergent?
No, no.
I use old spice and it's strong.
You use old spice soap?
Yeah, yeah.
Your ball's going to smell like an old white man.
Hey, bro, I wouldn't suck my dick if I was these holes.
That shit is strong than a motherfucker, boy.
That shit got my whole apartment lit.
That's it
Smell like cologne
Like soap colognes
And what not
And they be going in still
But I'd be clean
Old Spice Body Wash
And it was the commercials
The Dion Coe shit
The Dion Coe got me
I got by
Four bottles on each end of my bathtub
No
And on the shower
And it's fun to use
It smells so good
It's exhilarating
Pepper Mets Summers or some shit
Yes, and they got one called Bear Claw
That's the one
Bear Clowning
Bear Claw? Yeah, Bear Claw
I promise you, it's good
Why are you stupid? I got
Swagger
And on this other one
But the ladies
Love it
They suck it right off you, man
They eat it right out of you
Right out of the bone
They eat it right out you, bro
Damn
Right out the Boudicat
What?
You know, you know,
You heard about the booty cat, right?
Don't tell me about this one.
I don't want to know, Jack.
You ain't never been ate out?
Uh-uh.
Never.
Uh, you, you tripping.
Never, bro.
Now, let me tell you something about getting ate out.
I don't tell you.
No, no, no.
I don't want to know.
No, I'm good.
Listen.
Jack, I'm not going to listen.
Jack, I'm not going to listen.
They talk shit about you.
You can say, hey, but you ate my ass, though.
You ate my ass.
Jack, man, fuck you, man.
I got one up on all of them.
Because they ate me.
You can hate me, but you ate me.
You can't hate me.
But you ate me.
You can't take that away.
You can't take that eight away.
Yeah, you ate that 808 drum.
808 is a heartbreak.
The 808 is a heartbreak up in this motherfucker.
Jack, man, you fucked up.
Hold on, bring your hand back.
Jack.
Jack, you fucked up, dude.
Come on, man.
I figured it out.
We got to go all the way.
We got to go all the way.
We got to go all the way, man.
Like I said, if you ain't willing to go all the way with me, I ain't willing to go all the way with it.
Jake, man, you're really living like this?
Yes, I want to know if we spend Valentine's Day together, what's that going to get me?
Damn.
Yeah.
If you are any of these ladies that Jack is.
talking about I want a person to say
that you're nasty as
fuck.
You're a diabolical motherfucker
and we got to get you off the streets.
You can't take the eight away, but you can't take
that. You can't take the hate away, but you can't
take the eight away. That's right. What the fuck?
You can't take that eight. You ate me.
You hate me, but you ate
me. Come on.
Come on, man.
That's the hell of you.
Hey, man.
That's different.
Yeah.
What I bring to the table, but
My hand, literally.
Jack, man, we're going to get outlawed, man.
God damn.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why I wanted to be part of the show, too,
because I wouldn't really put this, you know,
the Jack Thriller Love show.
Me and Joe was talking about it earlier.
He came, he can't, I taught him some things.
He felt like he, he, he, he, he, uh,
what he was doing wrong in his relationships.
What?
Not getting eight.
He'd been hurt.
He'd been hurt.
They hurt my dog.
That's why his hair like that.
Smell his hair.
Jack, I hate that you living like this, man.
I ain't never.
Hey, hey, no, I feel for you on some shock of con shit.
Why?
Because you ain't getting eight, and you got all this money.
I'm good.
Jay, you're out.
I don't want to be eight.
Okay.
All right.
Not like you.
You out here
goddamn performing
for them
when you need
to be in the buck.
No.
Get your mold pie,
bro.
Hey,
man.
Jay,
what the fuck
you drinking,
man?
Nothing.
Everything's gone.
That makes sense.
You're just in Timberlake.
Hey,
ladies,
if you're watching this,
don't,
don't approach me like that.
Yeah.
Man,
Sonny,
you can woo that's it
Jack what's your predictions man
what's about to happen in the next
six to eight months
the next six to eight months I feel like
the economy fixing you know
get back balanced out
eggs is going to be down to
I don't believe they ever going back down
no they're going back down hey bro let me tell you
Trump already told you it once
the price you took there it's hard
to bring it down the tariffs okay I just
You're talking about the tariffs and stuff with Canada and all that?
Yeah.
We got to fix the eggs.
Hey, I just, I just,
Crogle got a sale right now, right now $20 for 60 eggs.
I don't know if that's a deal in that.
That's a deal.
That's a deal.
It's 33 to an egg.
Oh, I still don't know if that's a good deal.
I don't know about that way.
Eggs used to be 10 cents.
If you break it down, all right?
All right.
All right. So, uh, 18 pack of eggs, $7.
18 pack.
so if you put a you do that four times what's that
wait it's not seven dollars even
yeah yeah seven forty nine
okay seven forty nine so there's eight dollars
but egg prices are up 30 percent
yeah yeah
egg prices are up uh 30 percent
but for 20 my boy
I'm I'm saving like ten dollars
and especially if I got my Kroga Plus card
how many eggs are you
eat when are you needing all these fucking eggs?
I ate four eggs today
I eat four eggs today
so that mean you got 56 eggs left at the crib
I have
48. I got 48
eggs left. That shit. They're going to expire before
you have all of them fucking... Shall I please. Let me tell you
what I do. Oh, you act like you don't want to come eat breakfast
over my house. Okay. Look here.
Who ain't talked to, oh? I don't know.
It was a girl over there said.
Yeah, it is. You ain't wrong?
Okay, I thought that was my spikersenzer.
It was.
All right, cool. Let me tell you something. You pour the eggs.
You make cop salads.
Okay.
You make cop salad.
I got chicken brits at the house too.
Chicken and eggs?
Yeah, chicken and eggs.
And so I know what you're saying to yourself.
What came first?
The chicken or the egg.
And why are you eating two animals that's the same thing on the same meal?
Man, fuck that.
I fried a chicken that's been dipped in some egg, me?
That's how crazy I am.
A French chicken.
A cornish hand, my nigga
I love Cornish hands
I love...
When I hear that
I just, when I people say
Cornish hand, I always think of
like a hen that would get around the other
hands and tell jokes that was just like
kind of funny. Me too.
Like, was that nigga funny? He was cornish.
Not corny, but like cornish.
Yeah, yeah.
What's a stupid-ass joke that a
cornish hand would tell the other hands?
knock now
he'll probably walk up to
like the little cornish hand bitches
and be like
baby give me a kiss
no I will never kiss you
you the ugliest motherfucker out of there
he's like oh just give me a little
peck
that was a chicken
that they peck they peck
stuff
that damn
chicken
they're hands
damn damn
Hands, yeah.
It definitely hands.
I love Cornish hands.
That's what I would like to do
for Valentine's Day.
What I have some Cornish Hands?
What you got going to plan for Valentine's Day
for you and your own Valentine?
Oh, no, man.
Come on, come on.
Don't, don't spill the beans.
My expectations are very low.
There is.
Okay, that's fine.
Put me on, so I might be doing too much.
Going through a rebuilding phase over here.
Okay.
I heard you on the Shannon.
Sharp Show says you got this cool little country girl.
No, man, it was rebuilding
phase. Do you see
what this is happening in the NBA?
They traded Luca, man.
Just let you know right now, anybody
can get traded, rebuild. You don't know what the fuck
it happened. Hey, one thing about life,
with Chico de Bois, it ain't no guarantees.
No guarantees.
Damn. That niggins said he was out window
shopping and put her a coat
on layaway.
Chico Du Bois said that
On that song, no guarantee
He did say that
He showed his fuck did say that
He told that girl he won about her dime
As soon as he get paid
But he didn't say when that was on
He did say that too
Yeah he definitely did say it
What Chico doing now
Remember Chico had it was locked up
He got locked up didn't it
Like right after his album
He got locked up right before that
album came out.
Remember he was fresh out?
He was killing me, baby.
Oh, that shit went crazy.
Yeah, that shit was crazy.
It's iggin me.
It's iggin me.
It's icking me.
Yeah, you're iggin me, definitely.
Well, he had one more song that had like,
like, it was some kind of cussing in the hook.
I can't remember exactly what the word.
But he had, I remember he had three of them, bitch.
If you, if you crank it a little bit, I know I'm going to catch it.
Because I used to, I, I, oh, I was in the seven,
grade when that album came out.
And I used to play that shit over and over
because I was on half day at school.
Yeah.
I wanted to be in love so bad.
That's back when you were in special ed.
You didn't have to go to the whole day.
I was in special ed the whole time I was in school.
I remember.
Yeah.
The whole time watching what's happening
every day at 12 o'clock.
Did I ever tell you that I was in a gospel play
with a rerun?
Rerun is funny as far.
Yes, I was in a play with him.
He came.
to my house to eat and because my dad did the play it was called a will to survive uh we
this we lived in huntsville at the Alabama at the time and guess what we was eating you
ready for this what to eat cornish hands shut the fuck I promise to God I promise you
we ate we was eating cornish ends and he was in talking yeah I can call my dad my stepdad
right now you tell you call him right now you're okay call him right now call your stepdad
dad no don't do that
Don't do that
Okay
Don't listen to Blake
Okay
Because he's gonna have a whole
Conversation with the name
Okay
Yeah so I'm 12 years old
I'm a rerun is at the table
We eating and shit
And I'm
Like I told y'all before
I've been seeing this nigga
Forever every day
12 o'clock watching
What's happening
And what's happening now
Right
So I am really curious
Precocious at the time
That's what they call young
Prococious
Okay
That's when you young
And you ask
a lot of questions.
Yeah, and very
impressionable. So I said,
hey, Mr. Barry,
what are you doing here in Huntsville, Alabama?
And you know what he said?
What did you said? None of your fucking business.
No, he did.
Jack, shut up. Yes, he did. He said
that to me.
Oh, you were. I was
and everybody in the table bust out laughing.
I'm like, ah, Jack still
there'll never be anything.
My mama didn't say shit.
She was pussy.
two chains were right and I didn't realize
later on in my life
because what the deal is
they didn't want
rerun to quit the play
so I had to take that on the chin
I had to take that on the chin
and I had been mad at rerun for a long time after that
until I grew up a little bit
and then I had seen
the documentaries on rerun
and all the things that he had been through in his life
with drug addiction and then fucking up
what's happening for everybody and shit and blah blah blah and i was like oh
he fucked it up for everybody he fucked it up for everybody
rerun was out of control
out of control
damn yeah yeah he was on that shit he was in rehab
bought an airplane all kind of he spent a million dollars in eight months
he fucked that money up and they didn't even
none of the people from what's happening went to his
funeral because of that, Raj, none of them.
Ain't nobody go to his funeral.
Nobody went to his funeral.
No one went to his funeral because of
that moment in time.
He must kill a million dollars to himself.
No, he gave it away the hoes and all kind of shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, he had an airplane, bro.
He bought an airplane back in 7-8.
Woo!
Yes.
He fucked that money up.
But like I said, when I seen this documentary,
I forgave him.
like, oh, that's the
nigger that was talking to that little boy.
A dude that we had a lot of regret
and had went through a whole bunch of shit
and whatnot. They had nothing to do with me.
Hey, what was your... Well, my mama still a
punk for that shit, though. What's your favorite
episode of what's happening?
When they went to the studio
and they went to the television studio
and they was like putting on different
clothes from what's
happening, Mork and Mendi,
all of all a different
television shows that was on and whatnot.
They were reenacting the funds,
happy days and stuff.
Yeah, I met Harry Winkler.
Get the fuck out of here.
You made the fuck out of here.
The funds.
He was on my flight.
Get the fuck it.
Wow.
What was that like?
That was cool, man.
He was cool as fuck.
You know that saying
Jumping the Shark come from him, right?
When it comes to
sitcoms ending off with a stupid-ass ending.
You know what Jumping the Shark mean?
That means?
Even on a high note type of shit.
No, that means when you, when a sitcom, they do some dumb-ass shit
and you like, like, you know, it's the end of the show.
It's something that don't even make no fucking sense.
And they end up counseling it.
So what happens is on this particular episode, our happy days, the funds was jet skiing,
and he jumps over a shark and with his goddamn funds jacket on.
and some swimming trunks.
And they were like, what the fuck is this?
And they ended the show right the end and there.
And they call it jumping the shark.
Yeah.
Oh, it was some shit so terrible that it's just the end is.
Yeah.
We jump at a shark.
Yeah, that's what that saying comes from.
Damn, Jack.
Useless information.
Useless.
You are wealth of knowledge.
I know some cool shit about Marvin Gaye, too.
I know you like Marvin Gay a lot.
No, we got the same birthday.
You got the same birthday as Marvin Gay.
Miss Pat and fucking my dog R.R.
from next.
Yep.
All April 2nd.
That's crazy to me.
I got all of y'all niggas numbers.
Y'all got the same fucking birthday.
Yeah.
You should play that number in a lot of.
You ever won anything of your birthday?
I ain't never won shit for real.
Anything.
Your life's been a dream, though, man.
You had all...
I'm saying, I don't want a lot of shit,
but, like, not a good prize.
Jack, this was crazy.
Can't believe this.
You're all right?
Looking at Carlos' big-ass prize, he won.
I mean, like, yeah.
What you mean?
Yeah, I mean, you know.
This is kind of nice.
I didn't win this.
I worked for this.
Okay.
Believe it or not.
Yeah, I heard your dad that was in your life.
He was there.
He was just watching me do a bunch of shit.
I worked?
Yeah, I've been, he didn't have.
He didn't have no influence?
Yeah, some influence, but I had to do the work.
Oh, yeah.
What's the best advice he ever gave you?
Oh, sometimes you got to slow down and speed up.
What does that mean?
It means, take your time.
You can get a lot further being efficient than you can just being wild and reckless.
Because when you get in the rush, shit, get ragged, bro.
It's just you're going to take your time and really learn efficiency.
I used to stay in the efficiency apartment.
That's exactly.
You see how that's just like your basic necessities?
Wasn't enough room for no fuck shit?
Nope.
That's exactly what it means.
Same room.
Exactly.
No room, we're fucking off.
Yeah.
Stay focused.
Hand of your business.
It lets you know that, hey, I got to get out of here.
Yeah.
My life is closing in on me.
It ain't no shortcuts in this life.
There's no shortcuts.
No.
Because when you start doing shortcuts, you couldn't shit out.
And sometimes you can't lead the shit out.
You can't shortcut success, man.
Because then you're going to get to where you're supposed to be successful at.
And then you ain't going to be prepared.
Or you ain't going to have enough shit to be successful with it.
You know what?
You've been taking short cuts the whole time.
That makes sense.
Hey man, I appreciate that, bro.
And that was brought to your part by Backwoods.
Backwood!
Hit it from the front.
Hit it from the front.
Hit it from the front.
Well, Jack, Blake the Great.
I watch you the dick off.
Jack, we're going to get you some help.
I don't know about that, man.
You had did it earlier.
Come on, man.
Come on, do you feel that?
Just down with me.
Come on, man.
Fucking gross.
Stop.
Fucking gross, man.
Jack, what the hell wrong with you, man?
Bro, you let the nigga talk about your pants when I'm over here.
Stay now.
I asked the question.
I don't know if you watched your hand.
I asked a motherfucking question.
I didn't know.
Yeah.
I just, I ain't know.
I had to ask.
Yeah.
That's Blake.
He ain't going to hold it against nobody.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
This is a 12 pan, man.
Man, man, man, man, man, I didn't know what I'm saying?
That's the play of shit
That's how you living
You ain't never fucking a hoe
When you seen a player
I ain't
Didn't fucking no holes in
Yeah
You ain't okay
Yeah
You got to break them pants in
Yes
Hey man
You don't know this nigga
His status is very low
When it comes to holes
He's always gonna have something
No
I don't say you
I do like
I do like
I'm gonna tell you this right
I see you
I think
I like shipses are better
No you don't
You like sixes and under
I got it from six to seven
bro you know how there's one nigga in the crew
who's just six to seven
this is too low to even talk about
you know a nigga would be like man
I had an off night I had to hit a little
little five
this nigga will hit a one
you hit a one
I just heard that
nigga she got to be hey
hey you know me and Blake was talking last
last Tuesday
last Tuesday
yeah last Tuesday
that was last Tuesday we were here I had the
yellow jacket on.
Blake
caught crabs
from a girl
at 30
at
13.
He got the
fuck out of him
he was 13
he called crabs
in the 07
that's nasty
in 2007
bro
that was really
bad books
yeah
you fuck out of here
and dog
that shit is
some 80s
90s type
bro that's the
crazy
STD
no that wasn't
me though
that wasn't
you said
you were busting
the bumps
and everything
I ain't tell you
told me that you told me
that you had
HIV
No, I didn't say that
I said HIV commercials used to come on all that
I thought I had
because commercials used to come on all the time
Okay, all right
That's what I was saying
All right
I'm just saying now
And I went to your face is bald
You ain't got no hair
You got no face out
Yeah, I had shaved
I shave all that all
There's nothing to play with man
I'm done
That ain't nothing to play with
Right
Let's say I did
Let's say I did
Just for for shits and giggles
let's their idea they have medicine
for that
yeah you take every day
you got medicine
every day you can take for that
to suppress your
your outbreaks
so your shit
don't get out of control
Jack
but I don't have it
Jack what's you talking about
Philadelphia
I don't have that
I don't have that
I'm just going to believe you this
hey Jay I believe
but you brought up
crab, so I believe you might
have that. I don't know. You said
I had, I never had crap. I said I was going
to a crab bowl. Okay. I'm not about to do this
shit with y'all all night. Yeah, I said, for the seafood
loving. Tell them by Jack. Tell them by Blake. So make sure you go
to Uptown, coming to the corner to the Jackoff every
month with me and come Jack off with
me. And, yeah,
yo, the reality show
coming up soon, man, the thrill of love, you know what I'm saying? Watch me.
I'm being inside the house with all
20 of them ladies
They said 10
But you know I know we can get 20
I know 20
Speaking of which
Ladies if you are interested
In being on Jack's reality show
Please sing your profile
Jack you ain't going to be to pick
Nothing good by yourself
Sing your profile
85 self Instagram
Can you do that
And we're gonna see
Hey pretty much
The standard is gonna be real low
So
Go on here
head and singing shit in.
Jack can't see you anymore.
That's not true.
I can see you.
Don't try it, lady.
What I tell you?
You said I don't need to.
Yeah, tell them.
Tell them.
You said it don't matter what she looked like.
I'm saying.
Tell them, Jack, fucker.
You can't see.
Remember?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I can't see.
Be fine anyway, though.
Don't be fine anyway.
Hey, if you know you wouldn't want,
Your son to have a woman like you, don't fuck with me.
Sponsorses by Backwood.
Hit it from the front.
We got to come up with a Backwoods commercial.
Let's do it.
Backwood!
Backwood!
Nah, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, backwood.
We don't want the goods with the Backwood.
Backwood.
Backwood
Hit it hard from the back
But roll it around to the front
What you're smoking on?
Backwoods
Yeah
Hey everybody
Backwoods are okay, Jack
Matter of fact
Backwoods are really out of sight
Out of sight
You did?
Oh, brother, I'm hip on them backwards now
And I ain't saying no job to you.
You hear me?
Because it's a lot of turkeys out here
They don't know what the game is.
But you know what?
You got to be up on your grind
And to be up on time
Because I'm smoking that grass
That's good for my ass
Backwood!
Let's go.
Bebibh bea be be be be be bad
They got the good.
They got the goods.
They're backwards.
Say, Jack, I know there ain't backwoods, you.
You smoking?
Oh, yes, it is, sir.
Well, listen to hear.
You better whack your mouth.
Come.
I'm just talking about Backwoods.
Backwoods.
Yeah.
Do I have something in mind?
Y'all go to commercial.
Backwoods.
giving you cotton mouth since 1861.
Hey, I feel like the term
cotton mouth got something to do with slavery.
Oh, why I'm saying?
Oh, and how to cotton mouth really start?
This is a black history moment right here.
Because the slaves was out there in cotton.
They were so hungry, right?
And they were so hungry.
And they go, I got a cotton mouth.
This is right around the time.
right before black people
invented cotton candy.
Oh.
Because you know
black people invented
cotton candy.
You know they did that.
They was the only ones
around some cotton.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And circuses.
And when somebody
say, man, you must be
out your cotton picking mind.
You must be out
your cotton candy mine.
Ooh.
You must be out
your cotton apple mind.
You must be out.
your candy apple mind.
Your motherfuckers hat, man.
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