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We be all right on. I'm not going to take me to crib. You hear me? You hear me? Yeah, he fucked up. I ain't going to know what I'm going to make my fourth day. That's what you're going to make me. No, that ain't.

No, that ain't. What he said before that is. Oh, look. Go ahead and drop me y'all. Yeah. Yeah. I'm at the crib Go ahead and drop me off

Like bickie told trade And boys in the hood Hey, go ahead and drop me all He's driving ass out He poured his ass out You get me out Oh, hold on Rubble me out

Both the bullshit That ain't really That I mean, I know I said I was with the mission And I got dressed Pre-game Yeah, I was with it

But somewhere in between Here and there On the highway, I was like, man, I ain't even with it. Say, go on and drop me off back at the crib. I'll give you some gas, nigger. I know where I live. I know it's falling a bitch and you gotta make a U-turn. But shit, I guess you'll learn that I ain't the nigga

to call on in the time of need unless that time is in between nine and three. Because once the sun go down, niggas, so do I. I'm trying to lay a bitch down, not go out my guy. So shit, go on and drop me off back at the And hit that Xaxis on that bitch, trying to get that five finger deal. Uh-huh.

And then I'm gonna blow a gun for real. But you know what? Why you ain't got no car? Shit. He just told me all that shit. And you ain't even driving that far. Then the end of the stop. Nick, I want to go to Zachman and everything.

He told me, nigger, nine and three. But you ride with me. What a fuck? But you ain't like you found out today that I always gotta ride with you. Okay. When times you pull up round two. And then we'll blow a blunt or four.

And then after that you'll hit that door. Uh-huh. But then today you pulled up real late. I swear I got my nigga, you got there way past eight. And you was talking about hitting the club and I was with it. But after that hitting the tub, I was like, gone ahead and drive me off.

It's the time of the month. I was gonna go outside before I hit this blunt and got dressed. I was under some stress. I still went outside to do my best. I put my pants on. I grab my shirt. I had already just got off work.

Rolled up a blunt, maybe three, just to see who was gonna pull up and fuck with me if I don't go nowhere because I'm chilling like a sport. I'm gonna really just chill in hell. Hang out on the porch and maybe. maybe make a sandwich smoke a blunt like I told you. Cause I'm a no-limit soldier.

See, me and my girl broke up because she was dirty. But Maury come on around 4.30. Hey, I ain't gonna lie, I keep it truited. Cause earlier this morning I was up watching Judge Judy. Hey. They played an episode or two. Then I flipped a couple channels in and I started watching The View. Just to disagree with some of these holes,

they make some good fucking points, but I already know. that they didn't know what the fuck they're talking about. We in the ATL where niggas go crazy and start to walk it out. You know just where I live. I ain't tried to work today, so shit just dropped me about the crib. I woke up real early today to do my taxes. Smoked the bun got distracted

and started watching Judge Matthews. And that niggas said it sounded like a crackhead move. This one dude who was arguing with this one black dude over some love shit. Because you don't even get me $5,000. When you go to court, nigger talking all that chap. talking about he busts the car,

scratched that bitch all up, burn some carpet up and toast some clothes and whatever the fuck. And after that, all he said was that you get $1,200. I swear to God. And I was like, That ain't no money.

That ain't shit, nigga. And I've been watching all this shit and forgot what I was supposed to have been doing, which was taxes. By the time I remember the office was closed, so I'm lacking. So I got to pay any extra dividends and penalties and extra fees.

Shit, I'm blowing trees. So go ahead and drink. Drop me off. Yeah. Drop me about a crib. That interest ain't no hold on. It ain't, though. Drop them all.

Yeah. They say too big when you're gonna pay. It's one corner and the IRS. Drop me all. Come. Anybody else? Matter of fact, you can have my car. You drop me off.

Shit, I can't wait to get that rich. You're trying to be rich. Well, ain't gonna lie he can have this car, a little buddy, because this shit's stolen. You get caught then. You don't need nothing. For real, my name ain't judging, but tonight is the Antoine, for real. You did, okay?

Because you might tell, and I know well, but he better not do that, because I know where he's stake, and you know I know what he's like, but get what? Hold up. Man, I'm back on better. Drop him all. Shit. Hey.

But to answer your question, hell no, I ain't trying to be just rich, man. I'm trying to be way, way, way, way paying rich. I'm trying to be so fucking paid that I make rich look. I make Rich look sick. I'm talking about it. I'm talking so much money that I don't even like niggas. I'm talking way more money

than them white niggas. Hey, I know that shit sound crazy but I want some long-ass pay for like an old white lady. Hey man, I tell you all the trade. Won't tell no tells. I want my box to look like I got a BBL. I'm talking about so many stacks

that when I reach off in it, I fuck around and drop five just for going off in it. I'm going to tell you something that a lot of people won't say. I'm trying to help. My money like, hey, hey. That too much, stop. I know some nilla that a rock.

Stop. Hey, so much money that it's hard for me to sit. So much money that I might buy a bitch. So much money that I feel kind of rich. So much money that your bitch you want to lick. Talking about real pain, you slam me. Talking about way past rich, like wealthy. I'm talking about a nigga, I've got to share it.

So much money I'll pay. Another nigga to carry. Oh, so much money. We ain't talking about Jee's. I'm talking about so much money. Everything we eat got cheese on already. Even the spaghetti. Mm-hmm.

I even might eat it with lettuce on the side, make a Saturday. Sleep on a pallet. And they say, we eat the best like DJ Calla. I might hit my bitch with a matter. And I don't never touch it. Just grab. I'm talking about so paid holes call me out of desperation. And my ex-girls say,

say, can we get a separation? I'm talking about so much money that I saved my generation. And we don't ask white folks for no fucking reparations. No, what about show my money? I eat a lot of Danish shoes. Fuck that, nigger. I'm talking speaking different languages. I might say, you fucking peasant?

Mm. You're not eating peasant. That's real. So much money, I got a pitt fucking zee. Oh. Okay. So much money. Like a co.

I've been got a mother for my pet dog. Oh, and his name is Luke. Mm-hmm. You listen to Uncle Luke. Yeah. I even hang with Doug Flute, I mean fluted. Even my girl got a big pretty booty. Loops, that sounds preposterous.

Nigger, I got a pet wal or Russ. Okay. I don't say right, not to Russ. Look at what? I got for bonnocket. Yeah. Since you're talking, I'm good at ma'am. I'm gonna be like Mike.

be like Michael Jackson buying me some llamas in a giraffe. Okay. Ooh. Hey, that's where my face is supposed to post. I mean, I'm in the house. Come over to my house and ride a nigger roller coaster. Oh, you got a roller coaster. With all the rides, yeah.

Nick, I got a llama and he's chilling outside. Ooh, ain't gonna lie. That's might as well, but ain't gonna lie. Y'all life, bitch, it's high. Hey, that's what I got. All my shit is sold in a lot. Ooh. That means the sun is paying us for hours.

Hey, guess what? We'd be taking money shower. So much money, nigga, you can have out. Yeah, so much money. My girl named Jessica didn't buy no tin she had breasts with her where she came, but I might change her name because she liked to pop pills and do cane. So much money, I could need to sit down. And that money, it came off a crypto.

The dollars turned bitches into nympho. And you know that we are rich negroes. Hey, and them dollars turn hangers in the king folk. Niggas act like they see you when they been broke. Niggas woke up with hugs and daps. Niggas are talking about robbing you and busing caps. Nica's talking so much money on my mama's son. So much money, I got an elephant gun.

So much money, man, I'm having some fun. I'm talking about so much money is like I own Bitcoin. Hey. I'm talking about money. I'm talking about who shoot you. Big gun. I got a bazook. I'm talking about.

Big flex, nigger, my gun's so big like a tee wress. It's so much money when I pull it, maybe I got a loud gun with quiet bullets. Okay? Put that thing, say, Like that's your gun. Well, I might be broken because I'm coming with that long shit like the Joker.

Okay. And you might get your ass kick. Guns so big, then bitches look Jurassic. Jurassic. Okay. And they'd be like, I shoot if it's plastic. And I'd be like, bitch, don't ask it. Because if I pull that bitch, it's gonna be a casket.

Ooh, but don't grab it. Ooh, boom, pop. Ooh, that's tragic. Oh, wait, it's fantastic. Oh, I'm talking about that was fantastic. Oh, shit, no. Pull up. Hey.

Because I got one more. Yeah. I got a gun so big, they don't to sell it at a stove. You gotta know a Mexican nigger named Moe. You can meet you at the store. Come on, bro. Hey!

He got that bitch under a blanket. In the whole van stanky. Like somebody farting in it, but the paint all scratched up like they had a party in. I got a gun. When it go off, you can track it far. That bitch so heavy, my cousin holds a back part. And then you gotta watch out for the recall.

Last time I bust that bitch, I dropped it out. Ooh, it's fall in the baby. All across the forehead. And the whole bitch was metal. I'm talking about MoLead. MoLead. And when it fell, it fell off in the pieces.

They thought it was a truck. We made off recent pieces. Ooh. You still got it? Hold up. You want to sell one. I just bought a rail gun. Okay.

It's a rail gun, but I ain't no chump. This gun's so big. I'm holding it, but the best in the trunk. Cheap House. Collin' about booty. My niggas sold me a gun. I swear was I'll call them, do that ho. That hole was so long and pretty paws.

But when they do it, these niggas be like, ooh, pause. Throw up their hands be like, oh, Lord. And I'll be like, too, bha, oh, ah. That's a long night, yeah. Nica might have to call in a drone strike. Yeah. I call that. Let me rewind.

I bought that. Yeah. Y'all buying too many guns because you rush you. I got that bitch. It's like I got a rush. I had a motherfucker with that little seat on it. And you can lean back, prop up your feet on it. Hey!

Hey! You can leave back and pop on your feet on it. Yeah. Yeah. You're lean, make you pop up your feet on it. Hey, man, welcome back to the air. Hey, man. Oh, man.

That's the shit that's the shit that's going to jump in the fellow helicopter. Oh, man. Man, this shit's gonna be bigger than a big bitch back. Come on, man. Think of the biggest back you ever seen. Bigger than that, big back. Bigger than that. Bigger than that.

Yeah. The back so big it's got four middles. I'm talking about folks. Bigger than the tub, they baptized Shaq in. That's a deal. They said he was. I think they just threw water over him. Yeah, they stay.

They hit him with a spray bottle. They hit that one day. They hit that nigg in a spray bottle. Hey, that d'nick was to do you take Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? Push him in there with Sishmanu and shit, get in now. They sit that dick to a car, what? Walk on in that, blah, boss. You already know what you're doing today, man.

We already talk about that shit like we always do, man. I don't even feel like it's a guest in here. We really got some of the family. Come on, man. Got family, man. You came in. Come on that. Come on the rug.

Come on, man. And you know that. Shoulda V came in. I had to pull up on him. You need me. If you're in Dallas, this the motherfucker to see you. If you were doing comedy anyway,

because you have to be the, no. Oh no, yeah, no, you got to. You got to ask some comedy. Come on, man, I thought you was talking about somebody else till you see him in there. Yeah, I know, I'm, I'm talking about my dog. You know what, man, you love a black run in the trial. Come on, man.

You know what's, come on, man. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, what can I say? Or as you, as you are known in front, friends, the Noir, Rano. You know what I'm talking about? If they call me the Spanish, you know, Negro. You don't fight up, my boy.

Hey, man. Hey, my boy. I had to earn my spot to the trap. Come on, who the hell if you think you is? You know, you got that more chat neck, man. This man, he's posing on the camera and shit. I see you, my boy. Hey, man.

I'm here, like one of the disciples. You hear. Hey, I can't, I came on, man. Good news around the good brothers. You feel? You feel me? Hey, they told me, a rising tide lifts all boats. In other words, nigga, y'all created a wave. It was a rising tide,

and all the boats around you either rolls or sank. And I just happen to be one of them a little bit of canoes that rose up when y'all started taking off in that 85 South Show yacht, so shit I had to earn my place to the trap. But this is the 85 South Show. It is. You ain't in a bit. You ain't in me. You let me go. You let's go. This is a show for real niggins. Yeah, it is. Come on, man. And it ain't a whole lot of those left.

Facts. Man, we've really been struggling since they took the Jefferson's off. Just to go on here to keep it all well. Let's more. You think it's in a good time? I mean... They killed James. That was after.

He was the last televised. He didn't go. That nigga came to house back every night. You had to come home to Florida every day. God damn, don't do that, bro. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

You gotta realize, God is fine, my nigger. It ain't got nothing to do with her looks. I was saying that Florida, she'd get all the nigger nerd. Every time Jay walked in the house. She always got nowhere the money came from. Georgia. Florida, got her puggass. They could have got out the hood 22 times for Florida.

With her morals and her principles, bro. Sweet Daddy could have got them out of hood. Jay J.J. could have got them out of hood six different times. by herself. When JJ came to a picture of Black Jesus, they was out of hood. She wouldn't even have a person got them out of the hood three separate times.

And Florida was bad look. Did she all that she said that pussy I didn't want to do it. No, Thelma had that young pussy out in the room. You're not about to do that. Oh, don't do that. Hey, hold on. I got this theory and it fucked people up.

The Thelma told. No. No. Tell me that they want to pay for that pussy. Who? Till by. You talking about the African niggins? Yeah, I remember the African man, you've been to get married.

Oh, yeah. Till by, tell my. The other African niggins. The other African niggins. You're talking about Keith. He's bad. He fucked his knee off. But I think his knee was already fucked off

because tripping over JJ shouldn't have told your whole ACL like that. You're a whole ass lie. You ain't been, you've been skipping leg day. Dig this. If JJ, if JJ, if Jay J.J. If you're going to play the NFL, on church carton. You've been skipping the one bedroom apartment in the one bedroom in the door right now.

Two-bedroom in the door right now. This is in the late 70s. A lot of them in NFL players had regular jobs through after weeks. Working the steel in the air, shit. Kee didn't do none of that, he was just light-skinned. But this gonna fuck y'all look. This gonna fuck y'all look.

I present, I'd like to offer this thought up. This thing, Phelma was really with Loner Daughter. And here's why. Why, nigga? I know why she was slaughter, though. That's a great deal. Dig this. Phelma was very theatrical.

She could perform and shit. She always had a love for the arts and the flurry. Walona could sing and she and always used to talk about back when she was a singer and shit. I think Wilona was a singer, singing background and she dancing, performing, fucked around and got pregnant. Couldn't take care of her baby.

Her best friend, who she grew up with, Florida, say, hey, me and my husband James just had a baby. We'll take your baby in. Ain't no black person in America who just had a baby shouldn't take somebody else baby. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why, that's exactly what black poach is.

No, no, no, no, no, no. They're not gonna take a new baby, and this bitch live across the hall. No, she didn't live across the house. She didn't live across the hall. She was on the road. She was touring and she was seeing her. When she got old and got fired for being old,

anged out. She came home to Chicago, Cabrera apartment right across the hallway so that she could be close to her baby. who she then had to raise from her far as Auntie Thelma. Dig this. She always walked in the crib, never knocked. Who you know do that?

You know back then, you know the loss is kind of cheap. Family, nigger. Who you know just busting those in mid-concations? Let me throw the mulligan in there. They never said that Walona was not Florida sister. Or James sister. Mm-hmm. They never said that.

Well, well, I mean, they never said that part, but. But Janet. Penny. Who the fuck was Penny? Penny. Penny was a little girl who lived upstairs. And was getting abused.

And Walona said she lost her original daughter. Thelma always wanted to be a mama. So she started mothering with her Penny. Well, she could have been came over there. Dig this. Dig this. Dig this. Dig this.

When Florida may recall the atheist nigger and retired down south, they never said where. They just moved the fuck away. moved the fuck away. Who raised Michael in Thiel? What did? She married the atheist? She married the atheist? She married the atheist, nigger.

Super Saved As Florida married Carl, the atheist who ran the electronics shop that Michael started working at. This one ain't had no pants no more. This was when these niggas was a little too old to be. I don't know, man. This once Michael started growing the mustache, he was real flamboyant, you couldn't tell him shit. His pants was tight.

For My Heart Podcasts in Rococo Punch, this is the Turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to ten girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get so... sucked in by this man and in thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor. But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt. For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was the prey. And then he became the prey. Listen to the Turning River Road on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts,

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For that fundraiser. Y'all don't respect none of the ghetto legends. Fuck bookman. That nigga was a user. Somebody should have. pinning mama asked her. And in the hood, she was gonna ask. She was gonna add right after that fur burn.

Come here, bitch. She burnt that bit with an iron. Ain't nobody never did that in the hood. No, mama. Not no mama, iron. Well, you can actually see the burn. Now, you got see a nigga caught and shit. You're like, let me see the scar.

You're like, damn. See it for real. Oh, you know shit. See that. Oh, Stichael for real. And you bet not saying that. Yeah, that was like 22, 23 years old. I always want to cause police

of my people who got hit with Stichard. I'd be like, bro, I'd do it. Shit, my mama told me I'll call the police. They gotta get here. Yeah, the police. The police. You told the police? No, cause we came, I went to a good school,

so I came home, like, Mama, they said, You can't beat on me, I can call. She was like, I never know. I'm in my part of the way. She called out the number before I could get it out. She was like, yeah, you can call them whenever you get ready, but they gotta get here. Oh, your mama said you gotta get to the phone.

He came. No, she never threatened me to get to make it to the phone. She was like, in the meet, while they only went here, I'm gonna be dog walking your ass. I'm gonna stomp a mud hole in me. My mom's my favorite shit to say, I stomp a mud hole in you.

And I was like, what the fuck is a mud hole? And I don't find out. It mean you shit on yourself. Yeah, you're gonna do you on your cell. Y'all will abuse this child, shit. Not me. The statute of limitations and passed up on. Yeah, that's what I'm about eight years old,

my father in school, buddy. You got who, yeah, got who. Yeah, got a wood, like, beat up. You ever got a good ass with him. Yeah, yeah. I don't got a good ass with me. I ain't get on stich cord now, but I don't get a good ad one time.

It was like right for low stenture. That was an ad woman. You know what I'm gonna beat you like you was niggins shit, though? I wonder if we was even related, like blood related. It made me question my whole genealogy. I can't be related to these motherfuckers now. You got you, she's how bad?

She fit, fault you? I don't even, it was so bad. I just remember waiting. What she would be with? He said, I just remember waking up. I don't remember getting in bed or nothing. That was the best sleep. You got your ass.

You got your ass. This ass-whipping sleep. See, my mom got old, so she'd forget she had to whip my ass. I'd be like, yes. You might get an ass-whop-a-combin combination. That shit, you didn't even know she had a combo for you. But she didn't remember she had to whip my ass. And I might get an ad-whop her up two weeks later,

for shit I did two weeks ago. And she'll remember like, hey, that's how old you an ass-whip-and. Hey, I was that. What you're talking about? Bad whiff him for two weeks ago. I don't know. My dad was so bad. One time, I was like,

Who broke this? I got me this shit two weeks ago. Ha ha! Did you remember today? Oh, really? Got your last ass with me, Loz? That is great. 12 or 13?

How old were you got your last ass with me? Last? Last ass with one. All I know was my tooth got knocked out, so... Well, okay, now I ain't gonna say ass with like just a minute. When the last time your parents quit that, Your parents put their hands on you. But you gotta keep it mad.

I'd knock my own two problems. You started getting punched on. I knocked my own shit out. Trying to get away from the whoop. By the time, I was 12 or 13. I was high step. I had probably had about two, three thousand asswuppers. Right.

I grew up deep in the ass whooping community. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I was one of them kids get ass whoop and finished doing what I was doing to get an asswub. I was very determined. Yeah, I got two whoopies in the same day for two different things one time. About 12.

No, no. The for real one, I thought I wanted to say when I was in the second grade when I got my first time getting suspended. When you got that ad meet? Suspended, yeah, better to get you. I'm gonna get you a naked ad with him. Ooh.

Naked, like. I never got one of them slag woken. I never got one of them slag woken. What? Neck land, let's right, let's right, whoa. My mom and dad will at you keep your drawls on. But my mama would say, I'm out my clothes.

Get out my clothes. My clothes ain't did shit, and I ain't gonna whip my clothes. What, my dad. Get out my goddamn clothes. You got hitting to me. I'm not about to laugh at child abuse. Hell no, boy.

You might have a permanently disfigurement. Oh now, we scraited there, but I'm just saying. That lady crazy. And they wonder why I'm crazy. Yeah, yeah. You got a butt-nicket ass whipping like that. I ran up and down high and I'm on an old. She's like, boy, you're going to get tired.

I'm going to wait right here. And I was just getting tired. I'm just getting tired. You guys, ain't no way to get out for the dog. I damn, don't walk to her to get the ass with her. All right, come on. Man, that's a, that's a good, that shit. I ain't, about it's so that wet, sweat it.

Yeah, I can't say I have me the worst, that's part out that ass with me. When you can't control the cry, I can't say I hit a butt-n- I can't even cry, I don't know. I can say I ran, I ran for an hour. This podcast for every nigga that's never had a butt-nick-a-ass woofing this. Hey, no. You don't got beat in the shillit, and you don't got stumped the mud out of you.

And you don't got a butt-naked-ass looped. And you lost your tooth. Damn. Damn, Jerry Witt. You got the white-knack. You got the volume whooped out of your head. You got the volume whooped out of your head. You didn't got a butt-naker-de-ass wooing.

Oh, my God. I have my jaw. He laughed. He laughed. He laughed. He laughed. Craig laughing because he ain't working. Yeah.

Ah, yes. Yeah. A butt-naked-ass woman. A butt-naked ass woman. Hey, my butt-naked ass woman. Oh, man. Oh, man. They were getting my butt-nick-knack-and-ass woman.

Take a cold, though. No. No. Knock your head down. You said pop knock it down like a grown man. Like a grown man, and you gotta take it. I didn't grow up in no household naked-ass people, I can't say that.

That shit brought me to my dad. Cause some people did, but today, man, I didn't not grow up in no house in a little. I didn't get that shit off. We didn't see none of us a nigger. Nicker. I ain't seen nobody in my own, God. So that I mean you didn't got your ass

whoop in the tub before. Oh no, I ain't never got whooped in the tub. When I got whooped that time, I knew to be sneaky. Mm. Anybody got whooped out they sleep? Yeah. Yeah, my mama whoop me woke one time.

See, that can cause a seizure. Like, you don't even know you're getting your ass for the first five-six strokes, like. There ain't no telling what a butt-naker that's whooping to cause. Now, he's all right. Now, he's freaky. That's the only with a belt on.

Hey, baby, I'm going to fuck with a belt on. I don't know my neck. He's like, what? No, don't worry about them. I'm drunk time. Hey, man. Just choked. Just choked.

a little bit. She'll hit me two times. Tell me, take that trash. Timmy, you better not get to spend it anymore. We all parents, right? So we all can agree that butt-nick and ass woofers is weird. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, definitely. Hell not. I'm not. I'm not so mad. I can't wait for me to put no drawers up. Yeah, no. I got to hand you right now. You got your head knock-knock.

Your mama stuck mud hole in your ass. And you got your tooth knock-knock. Hey. Y'all didn't fit here, like, I don't go like that. I don't go like that. for all that. Y'all can't claim being not bad.

My mom ain't never knocked with y'all. I tell you that. She told me you're gonna get this ass whooping woke. Fuck you. But you was conscious for your old butt-nigger that ass-wook. Fucking right. My mom ain't never stopped her foot on me either. No, she said I will stomp a mud hole in you.

I never found out. Yeah, I never got to that point. Don't try to defend these butt-nigger-ha-hook. Yeah, you're trying to flip. That what? It's here right. You can stomp. And you lost some, too.

Yeah, yeah. You don't. That shit what made us who we are. We wouldn't be where we was at if we didn't get no ass whooping. Hey, boy, my mama is. But are you whooping, you're whipping now? She come from the trenches.

Are you whipping your kids now? Oh yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't know, whoop. I do like, it's three strikes. I don't give a fuck in them out of that made me this shit. That's, they don't want me in the assight. Amen. Man, kid.

We don't, we have other men's discipline now. Man, I don't get out of my church. I don't know who do that. Man, I would, stop, I would my daughter So much back then when she was a little, like. But my child is gonna beat me, so. It's not gonna sound right however you said. So where now I don't even have to work.

Okay, who did you? Like I ain't gave my whip it since she was like six years old. Like now I could just be like, hey man, don't make me whoop your ass? Mm-hmm. Okay. You can put them where a thread is in there. A thread is E, goddamn enough. Who raiding your child?

You ought to be fair enough. I ain't raised nothing in my household. They ain't paying my household. They ain't paying my bills. Sir, you don't have to say everything. I don't say nothing. Man, life whoop your ass. You're gonna say it.

I'm gonna hit my dad. Life whoop your ass. You don't pay your bill? Guess what? Life gonna whip your ass. You don't say? You don't pay the law? Guess what?

They got somebody that's tasked too fast. I'm gonna whip my son with words. They hurt me. You heard me. Nigger, get married and then break up. Who get married? That judge couldn't whip your ass in that courtroom. Y'all name about you still out.

Oh yeah. What is that? What is that? What do you think about? He's looking for a lighter that don't exist. You're going to high a little bit. Welcome back to the 85 South Show, throw me to blue. Where's going to go?

This episode is sponsored this part by ass wooflers and that blue hair group. Hey, damn somebody over there rolling monkey fingers. Yeah, man, we're trying to live good. Man, I want one of them. I bet you do. Like, Ron, talk to me. Tell them where you're from, man.

How you get started fucking with you? This comedy pamper in that shit, like. Man, I'm from. Dallas, Texas, the Oak Cliff Park. Ooh. Okay, man. Do you know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about?

Man, yeah, I'm one of them, I'm one of them cats that's really from Dallas. Like, not the outskirts, not the suburbs, we didn't relocate. No, nigga, I was born in Dallas County. I lived in Dallas County my entire formative years. My first, um, okay, huh? Yeah, well, Mo3 came up in McKinney, but came down to Dallas, and that's where he got all of his, you know what? I'm saying, thugging and bugging in, you know what I'm saying, a North Dallas boy.

What's my boy? Restleap. Rest of my three, uh, recipes where I leave. Yeah, yeah. Recipe, uh, my brother, Sellamoney Johnson, you know what I'm saying? That was my partner, but blood could not have made us any closer. You know what I'm saying? That was one of my best friends like that was my brother.

Um, but yeah, man, came up in Dallas, started doing comedy in Dallas. I never thought I was going to do comedy for a little. Never thought I was going to tell jokes for a little. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. I thought I was gonna continue to sell drugs on the side while selling counterfeit purses at this corporate job, cost of the job.

I was working while also sometimes cooking at nightclubs and shit because before doing comedy, I was a chef for five years and shit. Oh, God, you know, that's all like baby. Yeah, like, I went to school for it. So you're gonna step all over me? Like, I can get died. Mm-hmm, okay.

Everybody, anybody house, I never. never stayed in comedy, ask him, let's hell Black Run cook his ass off. Like, I feel like if you're gonna let me stay at your house and you got groceries, at least I do is cooked. You got to let me. Do you think black people are the only people

that add his ass off to make shit better? Or the shit out of us. If you do the shit out of something, you did it to death. Yeah, yeah. But the only time you can't use that is when you eating booty. Right, man.

No, I ate the shit out of that, but we. Literally. What? No, not ate it out. No, no, literally. No. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what you did.

You don't know how to eat booty. Yeah, no. If you know how to eat it right, you ate the shit out of that movie. No, no. You're gonna play, you don't even give that many of the lips, my bun. You're tripped. He didn't in it all night. He ain't trapped.

You go down there three times and say, hey, I've seen you. No, if you say, well, then you didn't let her know. Well, well. Well, then you didn't do the shit out of them. He didn't do it all night. Hey, I was up. Okay, so if a chick, if a chick grab your meat and hit you with three sucks,

can she say she sucked the shit out of that dick? It depends on what else you did. Now he's gonna move the gold pose. You can't say you ate the shit out of that booty if all you gave it was a flim-flam shaming about. That's what you do. You don't go crazy, my boy. That's what you do.

And when you do it, you do it the best. I don't just play me. That's what y'all be able to do. No. He overthinking this shit. That means you're going down that mediocre in your head. Like, you can eat the shit out of that pussy. Without even going stupid crazy.

No, if you didn't go stupid crazy, you didn't eat the shit out of that pussy. That's your stupid crazy? My stupid crazy may be two different than everything. If you made her go stupid crazy, then you did your job. It might don't take that long, my boy. This nigga ain't got to be down that third a minute. I didn't say you got to be down that third of a minute. You can go stupid crazy from a minute, from second one.

Like, ain't go. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. I went crazy. Y'all be eating. And I ain't need go crazy. How long you eat pussy for? I eat pussy for as long as I want to. Yeah, that's for me.

Yeah, so I'm talking, man. I ate pussy for a whole episode of Squid game. Eat true. It's not too long ago. Hey, no one of his cheap bone all way up pills. What is it? It was even California. It was double lock.

I went down there. There were 456 people in their warehouse. And I came up here. 17 niggas. That nigga, that's crazy. You started eating the pussy on the part where they were So I thought you can put it on for a week and slapped in the train station.

Damn, that boy, that you're vicious. You worse than me, talking about me and my butt. Now, I ain't cooked you from me. I know, but you, that's a long time. Because you ain't got to exert that much effort, and meanwhile, she'd had six whole seizures. You said the whole episode of Squid Game, but that's a lot of killing.

Yeah. That's a long episode, my man. See, then you make it fun for you, so every time the lady be like, Green like, red light. Now my next question is, why did you eat that much, because now she's sleeper. Man, she had that much.

That bit sleepy. They both sleep it. She's talking about you on a fuck. Uh-uh, she is sleepy. They both sleepy. This nigga food. He's up. Yeah.

He didn't try to fuck nothing like this. She ain't. You got your fuck on the full stomach? Got a half way to do it, my boy. Nah, man. Eat that coochie till she go down there, special ed on you, and then you. stand up and be like, and now for the main event.

Damn. She's sleepy, my buddy. Mm, she gonna wake up. But you can't be asleep in my bed, mm-mm. Mm-mm, mm-mm, not in 22,1. Shit, no, bitch your drowsy ass up, lady. So even though a bed baby sleep, she can't sleep. Mm-mm, I'm gonna cut on all lives, put on a pot of coffee.

Fuck that. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. But you can't be asleep while we fucking. Mm-mm. I'm gonna cut out of a lot, gonna put out of the crack now, man. Oh, shit, no.

Mm-mm. Is they sleepy while you fucking? We're doing something wrong. You're not doing the goddamn. You're doing something wrong. Why y'all... My brother, no, I ain't get no pussy so I could go to sleep. You hear me?

Because I'm not... I'm past the point of my life where I'm gonna be up and, like, playing. I'm just gonna go straight to see. On a chance. I'm not gambling. No. Late-night gambling. That thing got to be a hundred percent.

And the crazy part about, I'm wrong enough to accept that ain't no fucking going on. Baby, you're trying to put it on. Nah, I'm grown enough to say that shit further. Let me take the pad. Oh, man. You know what fuck a woman up? I'm going to go out here, baby. No.

Man, what, don't nothing fucking warm enough like going to sleep before she thought you was going to ask for some cooche. I'm not asking for no cooombs. Go to sleep while he ain't here in the tub. Nah, that's just left for my butt. You said, what to ask? When she go to get ready? What? You're talking about when you go to get ready?

What? No, no, no. You sleep while she's in the shower? You're trying to be like, fuck that shit. I'm trying to get in there. You don't have a long time, my dad. Y'all didn't discuss no fucking. Y'all just ate dinner.

Watch TV and shit, and then she's gonna take a bath. Man, you just knock off on the head. I'm not asking for no cooch. Because we're grown as fuck. You know I need some cooch. Hey, you better ask for coocher. It's 20-21. I'm not.

All right. That's what I'm saying. I'm not in the position. Then I have to ask for no coochie. Huh? I'm not asking. Okay. I'm not out here seeking no cooches, so it's like, I don't have to ask.

So when you walk up on and grab away, she I already know. They initiate. No, he, dude. She got to come and present it, like an Amazon package. She knows that I want some cooching. Right. And I didn't did everything to get some cooche. Right.

The last thing I'm going to do is ask for some coocha. All you got to do is ask for some coocha. No, basically, you got to deny a coochie if you don't. What I'm saying is, I have more endurance than the Coochia. I would wait until Coochie finds me. Like I said, you know what I am. So like I said, she initiated. But this ain't, I'm saying.

I think I have a problem with that. What? I have to find it. You got to find it. I'm not looking for it. I'm looking for it. You still. Well, he's going.

So he said finding and he meant that shit. This is how my life is been, bro. The first half of my life, I was running at the Coochoochooch full speed. Right. Staying. Oh, come now, poochie! Poochee! You are not faster than me!

Poochoochoo! Shoot, shoot, shoot. Staying up late weekends, asking to Poochard. What never doing? Listen to all these fucking dreams and shit and they're never watching. Building trust, being a good man. What you are doing?

What are doing? Why? Hold a hand. Tell a secrets. Expressing emotions. Now I'm at the point of my life where I'm like, I'm like, go ahead, Cooch.

No, I'll get up, Rich. Go ahead. Still got it. I'm not even mad, fuck that, man. And then there's young niggins under me, who still can run full speed. Go to get that Coochie. I'll get it.

I'm letting you know that as long as I've been running. Cooch ain't took no break. Cooch ain't drug no water. Coochie run like Forrest Gump. I'm telling him. I am a man. I am in a man. If Cooch don't want you to stay and get it, he's going to stand.

The Kuchin will stop if they want you to get it. FACTS- But if you run it fast for it, remember there's Koochia over there that's running for Diggily. There's a Buccia over there. So you have to look at the opposite side of the experience. And and- Slow down sometimes. It might be a little bit of a lap and another nigger

and if you slow down, she can catch it with you. You're like, what was you going? You already know the rule, chase the money. And them bitch is going to be chasing you. Fats. Hey, and money running a little bit faster than that Koochish speed, even when you was a young nigger

running full speed for Coochie. Money in the car. If you really, if you really get money, you realize you can't even fuck. I'm not, I don't want to. Money on a V8 million. Money on the bullet train, my boy. I'm too big.

And while we're talking about Chase. I can never have a relationship, but you've been, let me say some deep shit right quick. Who is? I had an epiphany about two months ago. You know how everybody has been saying, I'm chasing a bag, I'm chasing the bag, I'm chasing the bag. A bag or what?

You better claim the whole. You better say what it is. To chase, I looked up the word to chase. It means to pursue relationship. Relentlessly with Reckless Abed, and it means to continuously pursue. Mm-hmm. So if you're chasing something, that means that that's something, whatever it is, is continuously running away from you. Facts.

So stop saying that you chasing the bag, because that's saying that the bag, whatever that is, is in continuous... That ain't your bag. Perpetual. That ain't your bag. Invasion from you. You chasing the bag. It's perpetual. I get up all day chasing a bag.

That means that money be running from you. Running from your bag. Nigger, go get your bag. You hear me? Because what's for you is for you. The crazy part of body is right now. You just pick it up. You chase some shit that ain't charred.

I can't get this big a bag. I can't get this big bag. I can't get a word chase, bro. I can't get my bag. I can't get your bag. Women be like, me and love the thrill of the chase. No. Y'all said that, women have said that shit for so long

that niggas have adopted that psychology. So now, niggas feel like you're supposed to chase a woman that is continuously evading you. That shit used to be romantic. And that's what I was saying earlier. That's why I'm not asking for no coochie. Don't add for no cooching, no. I'm not asking.

Don't ask for no coocha to the loat. Does I win? I'm not asking. I'm not asking. I'm not asking. I'm not. Because I'm known. It's for I've been asking.

Too long. I'm grown. It's fuck I've been asking too long because I'm grown It's fucking I've been asking too long since I was out here Since I was out here Since the first day that I came outside I used to look at coochie like a brass I used to have some coochie every day of the week

I couldn't even go to sleep if it wasn't no coochie next to me I was really just a junkie Some pretty some ugly some funky Some funky Like a monkey So I'm scared with that bone Some really kind of chunky I think hey

I used to be a flucky for some poochie Hey hey Had me looking round Rock around stupid Hey hey I used to be Eat it for an episode

And then that bitch I made a whole episode About getting her coochie ain't by multiple niggas And I didn't feel like Because I'm a hell of a nigga And I'm wondering What the fuck does it mean

Could you be clean If she only say it's clean I don't like is I was built till I didn't get cooch. Hey. I'm gonna run to a girl give me to smoo. Hey. Ain't a lie what you want. I pay for you want to ride out late to me.

No, don't pay for you're already new hat. Hey, no, don't pay for it. Make a coochie too hot. I said, no, don't pay for it in the coochie too hot. I said, besides, it be free, coochie everywhere, my dad. It came with a dick count. Damn. It came with a dick count.

No, no, no. You eat kind of a dick, hell no, hell, hell, yeah. She was hungry, I took her y'all the bitty-bees. Wait, what's that? So you're here for some nuggets? Hey, for some nuggets and I'm not here for a nugget. Hey, so you're saying that that coogee in your budget? Hey, he said, my buddy, please, she wanted to do it.

She was good. Oh, my guy. Double cheese. Don't get no lie. You got a milkshake and a large fry. Hmm. I want it off. off a scratch-off and now I got her jack-off because he got a yeah we're back to

the 85 South show and back in here like we're laying this hips down like a du rag wave man that's what this show doing to your brain niggas it's a lot of motherfuckers out here with smooth brain yeah hey black men let me ask y'all the black men question because this shit just me this question keep popping up on everybody podcast this just be urge the shit out of me bro what is it think black men are really intimidated about successful women. Successful, Blake women. No, wise, bro.

No, that shit, no, that shit turns me on. I want to go to the bank with my woman. I want to give me walking the bank and be like, yeah, we share bank account because we make money together, not no cousin. I'm a chunk. You don't think? Ain't she a chunk?

No, that shit is sexy. That shit only, it only intimidate niggas who are trying to control you and manipulate you and want them to feel on top. Don't some rain, man, niggas to me. Not only that at this level of the game, it's kind of a prerequisite to fuck with me. Oh, that's what it is.

Talk your shit. Like, you can't be no lame, duck, shiftless, ambitionless having as woman. No cabotry, no kind of cabinet, no handicapped. No, none of that, bro. Like, you ain't got no drive, no imagination. You ain't came up with no side hustle. You ain't got nothing that you wanna do on your own.

You haven't begun to do that. You know what they're gonna say? Try. Don't even mind to fail. Oh, I got some dumb-ass questions to ask on it. Okay, let me ask you know. So look, yeah. Check this out.

All the niggas threatened by a successful woman is a nigga that ain't came up with no plan on his own. No, that's what women's saying right now to make up for the fuck how they act and what they actually do it. Because they're not taking that shit into accountability a lot of time. Yeah, you're a powerful woman,

but you don't know how to communicate with a motherfucker. Right. And you want to goddamn split the goddamn shine. You want your shine. You don't know when it's your time to lead and when it's your time to goddamn play the back. And sometimes even like if your girl making moves, sometimes you're going to have to sit in the back

and be the motherfucker trophy husband. Right. And then it's going to be time where she got to be the trophy wife, and you better hit your pose like a motherfucker. You get what I'm saying? If your nigger can't distinguish between you're being assertive and you're being aggressive,

then that means that you have no distinguishing line Because you know how to be different with the police. Come on, man. You know how to be different with the motherfucker that signs your check on your job unless you're completely self-employed. The opposite of agreeing is not arguing. Yeah.

The opposite of agreeing, not arguing, fail. Disagreement, nigga, bitch, we disagreeing. It's okay, but we got to come to a common ground. Jeez. Our business. You have to. Come on. And if we're in the business and loving each other,

we can't come to a common ground without somebody walking away feeling like, yeah, I want it. But the king, but the king, But the king also has to know, even though your woman is right and you're doing something that your woman say, the woman should always stand her position, but the king should walk in a certain manner. You still can't be talking like your position was correct.

You was wrong, my nigga. You feel me? Yeah. But she's still allowing you to lead the household. Be man enough to be wrong. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, me man enough to take wise counsel. You got to own your wrong, my boy.

All right, before I ask the question, I got to speak. I got to speak in this. To keep you in line. So she's there to pick up the situation. You don't. Some shit, it ain't no right or wrong. Some shit is just a preference of what that person. You don't always have to be right.

Like you said, you didn't. That was right for you. But that's coming from preface of their own perception or what they're trying to do. Hold on, no, so hey, break it down. What you're saying? Everybody's standing in their position. You're king, right?

She the queen. Some shit, it ain't gonna be right. Some shit is just gonna be required of fucking with this lady. This is how she get down. Right. She don't fuck with this. may not, never mention this other shit that bothers other people.

But when she say, don't do this, it's not no necessarily no right-of-one. This is what I require. You get what I'm saying? Right. So this was my next question. Could you fuck you with a woman? It was a rapper.

She wasn't a good rapper. Like she sucked? She's terrible. I don't know, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're talking about, die, die, right. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I do, I'm a real nigga, I just hire writers.

Is she, I can't know? I feel like, do she has no chance. She has no chance, she ain't calling for, I can't do that because I'm in the music and I know how that shit go. I just get a writers. Right, I get a writer. That's what all the female rappers in.

I get a writer. She ain't, she ain't, no. I get her writers, my boy. But she's trying. I get her writers. Not all, I sit down and get her ass on team. I'm not talking about.

If she don't do good after them writers. I'm just talking about this specific situation. They ain't talking about no other female No, that's what I'm saying. I'm talking about the girl you fucking with. You ask her what she'll do. I get her some writers.

And she say, I'm a rapper, but she is garbage. I get her some writers. I'm gonna have to tell her baby, that ain't good. That ain't good. I'm not paying for no writer. I'm gonna write in some shit. Yeah, I'm just gonna be like rapping like this. I mean, bitch, hi this, I didn't.

But if she can't take no criticism, like no, this is my heart. Like, this is how, this is what I want to do. I don't need nothing. She can't get in her mind. I can't pay for that. that you ain't good at it ain't gonna blow because it might blow tomorrow.

Okay, this bit. All right, David, I did it, I did. All right, look at you like, you don't, no, no, no, this is what I'll do. This is what I do, I'll use all my power influence of everywhere that I didn't got in the game and all the DJs that I know personally and they'll put it on their kill of the fill it

and we'll let the crowd decide. And if they kill that shit, and you ready to do it my way? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm about you writers? She's a dog and forget all about you. She's got the first interview.

Get my ex-boyfriend with lame in here. Yeah. Then you said that, that was the title with my album. She gonna be a dad. She's gonna be a deal. I played her my song, he needs like it. What if you tell her she suck and then she fuck around and blow? They're gonna be an adler.

Like Trinidad James, Trinidad James, she wasn't until all-go to everything was the song. Who? He would get, he would work until that song. She wouldn't the blue if you didn't leave him. Sometimes that's what it'd tell you. I'm telling, he would work. He ain't, like, swear me to take back.

It takes a minute for your shit to hit, man. He got to take a minute. He put it at work. Over to that moment, it worked. Like, and he'll tell you himself. He wasn't taking rap seriously ever to that moment. Falking up, bro. You all over trying to speak high level.

Like, nah, you're my dog. You ain't gonna do my God. What's this, you, right? Hey, bro, I'm one of them nigs like, you're gonna be mad at me because I tell him because I tell him the truth, you was already mad. No, that fact. But he did.

He didn't have a little bit though. Now? I bet. Yeah. See, he just did a song with a- He made a hit, though. He just did a song with Morris band. That shit fucking counted on.

He got down on. So did he finally when you have a fan? Yeah, I've been a fan ever since. I'll go everything. Because when he did an interview and he was like, I'm not a rapper, but now that I'm a rap star, I was gonna start taking this shit. I wasn't mad at him, but I was,

I was just like laughing at the buffoonery of it all. This was walking down the street, shirt off, beside his shirt, red pants, Very tight. That's shoulder. Gold shoes. You had those red pads first time I met you by the day.

No, I'm just fucking. Oh, so you be judging motherfucking. You be doing the same shit. He walked around with his head and Mervis' man, but he can't walk around with his career. My parents were salmon. They weren't very red. That's big.

Yeah, salmon. That's in between pink and red. That's all more is, you know what I mean? As red or pink as red, depending on her. He said pinkish red, niggins. He called his salmon, so I know they were high red. Pink is red. Pink is red.

Or reddish pink, depending on how you look at. You said they're like you ain't got no red pants. They're right with a pen. What's his name? He ain't got a red pants. I got some red stripes in it. You ain't got no pink pants. Hell now, nigga.

Who the fuck I got pink pants in my car and death because of what occasion? Nigel, you got some of them. Breast cancer on weight. You got some of them, Beyonce and J. Z. brunch outfits. I'm not picking the pink pants to go to J.Z brunch in. Black men, we're going to go see J.Z? Give me my pink pants. We didn't wear these motherfuffling.

I put the pink wrenches out, baby. They get the boy of these big. This is the day for the pink wunders, baby. I'm, I'm a brick motherfucker. They're in the back. What do you mean you didn't take them to the Dracula? In the back. They're one of the box.

Oh. You came up from the generation where niggas don't crease their pants, huh? Hell yeah, on the side, you can't do them down the middle. If you do them down the middle, you ain't here. If they still going down the middle. Yeah, I came, you came up in the generation where we creased our jeans. You mean when that shit, Cleco? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, not like how y'all did in Texas, nigg. No. I reached your jeans, miss it, like, hard. We creed up on, stand up on the y'all and shit. Stay flowed started. Come on, loz.

Stargey, like archie. Can you have been staying up on the ground by itself? Don't fuck around. They used to. I don't do that shit no more because that shit ain't cool, but I'm going to tell you what MJG fucked the whole South up. No, when A ball said. Heavy starch in my jeans with the crees of some nights.

Yeah. Fuck the whole guy. I'm talking about crees to be sharp. You can cut yourself on the hell. No cap. Razel blade crease, nigg. We used to be, nigger, oh, we used to wear so much bullshit. I hear them on in this egg, y'all got.

I said it's far as I should see. In my favorite cup. Come my hair, get my grill right so I can feel tight. It's hard to my dreams. To the night as I sprung. They're like to go to my superb. Pards by the curb. Care to come to birds.

The sun, I got my kids, I'm good enough to eat. You tell by the way the girls that can come straight. Hit the horn. But no stalling. Keep on. Four o'clock Sunday. I gotta hit the mall.

Falling, falling, full of them green trees, buried them to our kids, Martin Luther King. Los, all been cleaning in the condo spray. They need to take a few classes. I'm learning by my last. Pressure's got me green. Talking on tall, tell the penny.

That's the way to do with baby, represent your home. In my own? No, that's one for the candy. See? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

Them niggas got. What drink. They're in there, shit. No, I was broke. This is a whole, son. My life at the end. See, I know what that one is. They ain't got no ends to need me.

My job at Mickey D's. We're fucking me with no grease. I work so fucking hard. But my hands, they never increase. I quit my fucking job. I had no job, nigger. And they said, I quit my fucking job, man. I got to reinforce that.

I got to reinforce that. He said, I had no job, nigger, but you quit that. You have one, but you quit it. You have one, but you quit it. Rap lyrics be going off, man. A lot of them songs in the lyrics didn't age well. Damn, baby. Yeah.

Don't get into it. Yeah. Yeah. We already had. Oh, damn show did. Never mind. Oh, man. Yeah, boy, that shit, that shit was crazy.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He damn show did. Jayce he didn't get another child. Let's go. Hell yeah. All right.

All right. All right. Yeah, about time he came to the trap, too. Come on, man. That's another shit. Oh, yeah. You're about time y'all here, Jay Z. Now that I've been here?

Dame Dash, come to the trap. Facts. Work that shit out, man. Come on, man. Come on top that shit out, right? Ain't no way you can't smoke, Jay, not with them wicks in your head. Oh, y'all.

You got them wicks, you got to smoke with us. Now, you know what's head? You're smoking whole papers, man. Y'all, y'all are integral in the hip-hop community. I'll switch all the road. What's my robs? What's my robs? Go on time.

Don't talk this night, man. Well, I'm probably, gotta be cold ahead. They get sick here, you know what I'm disappointed, Flo. You step out. I thought I just thought you were gonna make two peanut than Jenny's for your boy like they always do, God damn, I mean. Oh, okay, guy, down.

Because they said, bro, when that nigga make a peanut butter and jealous sound, you know this shit forin' be fun. Boy, because really, I'm gonna get one of the Capri's out here, just cause I'm on the show, god damn. I got to get it on you, son, I can't wait. I can't wait to be on a show. Oh, my goodness, man.

I got to get you. I can't wait to see. I smoke the fattest blunt and just relive the moment. I can't wait. Oh, it's Friday. It's coming down. You need to hurry to fuck up. You only understand that. I'm so anxious.

I have never been anxious to watch an episode like I am ready to watch this episode. I can't wait to sit my fucking ass down. You know what it would be the time to bring up. Channel 85. Yeah. Yeah, man. Shout out.

Shout out to everybody who got it. If you're in the early like sure, you in the early like shit. Go get that app, y'all. Come on, man. Download that shit. We got a new streaming platform. I mean, it's the no cap app.

Ain't that what you say? No cap app. It's no one way you're going to catch your new episode on to Get On Legends. It's the only way you're going to catch the episodes of the Get On Legends story. We're supposed to have a password. Go to Channel 85.

I don't do no password. I want to do no password. Go to Channel 85. I want these motherfuck to be like, hey, he ain't any mind. Everybody else, I don't want no free nothing. I'm gonna buy this shit too. So I spend my own money. Everybody on it.

Everybody got to get it. Channel 85.com. I'm gonna do right now. Channel 85. And it's also the cheapest and most affordable streaming service. Definitely. You know some shit. Oh, and you can get it for $85 a year.

That's only $85 a year. 850 a month, 850 a month. Boy, we're prohibited. We're prohibited. Restrictions apply. Yeah. China 85.com. Yeah. Yeah.

I remember on the WWW used to be a big thing. Yeah, you don't even go to the W. You got to use your champion. You got a picture. You got to preach your devia. You put the HG, keep, P, P. Yep, W, TPP. Backslash, backslash.

Never, never do. Not. These kids don't know that about that. That point would not come up. You didn't put that whole goddamn headdress. That's crazy, my boy. Well, that's what you mean you, when it was shit only than dot-com.

Right. Yeah, you're trying to single me out, like, yeah, you're gonna try to single me out like we all wasn't looking up porn. Like we all didn't put viruses on our parents' computers. That's what told us how to use computers. Porn told us how to use computers. Hold on, we had DVD, Mike.

I saw porn from the chip in the cable box. Okay. Yeah. Where you got the chip in the cable box, and then the channel was not 99 and 98, and you get the 90, nobody, once you get to about 75, ain't no more channels. So nobody shouldn't even be turning up there.

You can turn up there fucking with your parents. Then snap the remote from where the fuck you go. Right, right, right, right. You get back to where you go out. You don't watch that shit. But we getting everything that range is on. But we getting Luke's peep show free. Luke used to have a little freaky show.

You know what I'm saying? See, because I was looking for black women and you weren't seeing them. You were seeing hot body content some of the paper review shit. Man, I had all that shit. You don't remember the box? We had to watch all your music videos.

And then late at night, they would play all the, when they would play Luke. Uncut. Listen. You're a nasty man. I remember when the Luke video was to shoot a soft-folk for him. Boy, you go back and watch a little video now.

That's lame as hell. Still to this day, Luke's not watching my hometown. Compared to what these kids that are doing these days, Luke is tamed in my hometown. Everybody on stage was fucking. Mm-hmm. That's right. They said Luke, and Luke, you got to come on this.

They said, this motherfucker had a boat with the radio signal out and, like, the water down there, Florida, outside. So it was, like, international shit. So he could broadcast the song because they wouldn't play a shit on the radio. Bro, they banned Luke like Luke was the devil. And if you go watch a Luke video now, that shit looked like you watching Girls Gone Wild.

Or being changed on-cooked or anything they'll stay like is now. He didn't change in life. Now, he ain't going to even want to talk about the way he brought Coochie to the mainstream. He did. He was excited. I'm excited about it. That's what I loved about Luke. Luke be so excited.

He can't get his own words out. Yeah. Like that motherfucker, you don't even know the word. Ain't nothing but so, yeah. Hey, but you got to remember in 94? You don't know that words. You're in 90, bro. You in Miami, and this is the first time a girl has ever popped her

Pussy in a handstand. Hey, oh, so fucking, free. And then she busts it down in a split. And baca, bopka, bop, you don't know. Bopper, bopper, you don't even know what to say. You know what that name. Loonababab! What is that one?

Kati coming, gottie coming. Hey, this nigga shouted out of niggins that didn't exist. Look that around the club, you got to keep in mind. He's shouting out random people that the world don't even know. Go cherry! Go, Jerry! Who the fucking is that? And they're getting in there like, go Jerry, it's your birthday.

No, this nigger shout out, fission the people. This nix said Santa Claus coming. Captain D coming. Furb coming, trick, coming. No, this is coming. They got an order some food. They had a whale in the club, Nick. This nigga had ordered some food.

A whale in the club, Nick. Somebody said, what y'all want? He'd say, Captain D's, and he was like, Luke, we home, he was like, Captain D coming. Santa Claus coming. Cap D coming. Who's Santa Claus coming? Who's Santa Claus with the nigga?

He coming with the sax. Damn, Santa Claus. And they just got to be watching free really at the hotel, so that they were like, freewheeling. I'm didn't, I ain't gonna tell you what I think he came from. What was, Santa Claus? Somebody had that. You're talking about free will.

I know what free will I did. How's time? I'm like, six. You sound crazy. Scroar the ground. Scroar the ground. Big booty holes. Big boot on.

Hoochie Mama. Hoochie Mama. I ain't even going to cops. I wanted to see a real. Hoochie Mama's in the mid-90. I think a hoochie mama better than a thai. If you know what thought, go look at her mama. She's a hoochie mama.

She a hoochie. I think I prefer a hoochie with a thai. Hucci. From the 90s. Give me a hoochie. Hoochie was lawyer. Hootis gave birth to thoughts. Houtes.

That's what I'm saying. That hooters got pregnant when cash money records took over. When was that? When was that? The 9-9 and the two-thous. No, they were Hoochers. Their mom's was Hoosch. They moms were skeezers.

Nah, skeezers in the 70s, OG. Exactly. Hooch is like late 80 early 90s. Exactly. So they got pregnant in the late 90s. In the late 90, early 2000, so that they kids is 19, 20, 21, 22. There's been so many different breeds of holes in these streets. Fat.

And you remember Uwap? I remember the Uwop. Oh, yeah, they were before Boppas. I remember Boppah was out. Hey, Boppah was out there were in 2000. Hey, Boppah! Everybody wanted some boppies, man. Everybody wanted some boppies, man.

We did it everything. I think that was the first side chick. You were like, you got no boppah? Hey, everybody bought a caprice for the boppers. A bopper. You know what it wasn't a lot of, though? A bopal, what was it? Very few.

What? Yumps. Oh, a yamp? Oh, a little yampo-a-louin? Oh, you gotta have a little yimp. I ain't here. Yams got a yon. You don't know about the sacks.

You don't know about the trump, ma'am. You don't know about the shrimp, ma'am. You don't know about the nymphs. You don't want no trip. A yamp. You've been hurt. They called yams. They call yams.

I'm gonna tell you, they call yams. They called yams. But like he said, all this too young, Did none of us get to fuck with no skeezers, though? No. Nah, if you fuck with a skeezer, you were molested. You manned like Antoine Fis and you're talking with a skeezer. You know what was out of you know like?

A hussey or a skeezer. A jesabelle, name. That's your granddaddy-granddad and then. Your granddaddy got some Jezebelts, your granddaddy knocked off some hussies. Hussy, you had friends. Hensies, homewreckers, tramps, whatever. Your granddad and knocked off some round heels.

Now, home record was out. Yeah, round hill. Imagine if your hills. It's easy to knock you down. So they used to call girls round hills when they were ladies of the life. Home record wasn't mind being saying third white so well.

Long as you treated good. As long as you treated good. What's that? A home record don't mind if you sit around. No, no. A home record is the one that want to fuck your house up. No, they used to claim them at the home record because it looked like you fucking your house up.

No, no. You and this bitch I already knew what y'all were doing. No, no, no. The home record, that bitch, she was new about. But she wasn't in the mix. The home record is the bitch that insert the home record show up.

But you know, like, home record and he's trying to break y'all up. And he's coming. Like, yeah, that's the home record. Now, you got some home record and they'd be saying that home record that ain't really home record.

Now, see, a lot of people don't know this, too. Home record, right? Shorty and shorty is two totally different ways. Not right. A shorty is your child. Shottie is over and over there. See, you're mixing the food up. You're mixing the food up.

Yeah, go throw him now. Craig, that was a horrible pass. You see he's been trying to intercept the last three. Welcome back to the smoking session. Oh, man. We got Clayton English. Oh, man. This year.

Loaded. Black women. It's just, and we got Jenny Wand over there. With the pimping, man. He playing that baby shower music today. I'll tell you, man. We got to need to sleep in. Jay Lee.

All right. Jay win, play with some pimping, man. Hey, Jayne, we don't know how to ask since we've been selling his meats. I see bubbles, I see fishes, I see bubbles. He got some pimping on the way. What did you say? Did you see, I see fish and bubbles.

Turn the pimping up. I see bubble coffee. Hey. Hey. Hey. Peek up, a, beep, beep, beep, me. Feel like I'm playing dog.

That's the stage on Mario when you go on the water. Oh shit. Yeah. Uh-huh. Hey to pass out, too. You feel me? Yo. Back again.

Everybody who know exactly what's wrong with their car. Getting dividends. No. Fuck you and your friends. You dig. Talking by Wilsters. Check the Whiskles. Come on.

You a real nigger. If you ever fuck sisters. Yes. Real talk. I did. Show did. Talk about split it. Split it.

Split it. Split it. Mm. Ooh. Split it. Yeah. Mm. Yeah.

Look at right in. I'm hit it. Mm. Fuck some sisters. Man, that pussy in the family. Okay. I want to see it. I can do that to see if it's familiar.

Mm. Oh, I got. To fuck both of Brenda's children. Both her children. To see if they like Mildre did. Like, Middry? That's right, too. That was my great, too.

No, that's nasty. You can't fuck the whole family like that. No, you can't just fuck the whole family. You said. And you get the sons, you got to keep going to live. Well, let me tell you about it. You can't. Because I support keeping it in the family.

You're all aware. Now, I ain't fucked two sisters. That sound like too much drama, bro. Uh-huh. Did fuck a bitch and her mama, though. Oh, no. It happened on two separate occasions in two separate cities.

on two separate days. It was amazing. Like, digger, let me tell you. I fucked the mama first. And then got on tour. They met the daughter. And she was kind of thirsty. And she was backstage.

And she was like, you were real good. Took her to the hotel and gave her real wood. She called her mama. Like, I fucked her coming. And her mama said who? And she sent my picture. And then a mama called me, said you had fun last night. I said, what you're talking about?

She said, my daughter real tight. Damn. I said, that was your daughter? Damn. She said, I ain't say nothing. Uh-huh. I was like, you cool for that. She was like, what's up with?

So you gave her home? Yeah. You gave her home? Fuck again. Damn. No. So you paid for something. You paid for something.

Cut it off. That's enough. DJ say you paid for shit. You got to pay for it. Man, he gave a lot. That's, we don't support that kind of shit. No. No, you said, you do, yes, you did.

Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I said she kept in the homeless. You said, you gave it a hundred. You said, you gave a home home. No. I wouldn't look at that and was like, hey, I gave him a guy on it. You go down it up.

He said, hey, I gave a hog on. Oh, oh. Hey, yeah. You're not going to slag to me. They say. You go down and up. Let's see. Get it on.

That's going to remind me money. That's enough. We have to cut it off. Don't know. Hell no. Flag on the plate. Hey. You don't never say up and now.

Now I gave a nigga some money, dude. I can go. No. No. What are you talking about? Yeah. You gave her a hundred. And then gave her the Honda.

I'm gonna just go on here to say it right now. Not no money's. So it won't be no surprise, bro. They're gonna pause this shit and they're gonna roast the fuck out of you from crossing your lips like that. I don't feel shit, man. Nika laughed that day

because he ain't had no real father. That's a good company. It's a nigga laughing at crying. I didn't think about it. I'm like, so dad said like this when he didn't pay it all the big. Who all had a great father? Dad and dad's where he got their feet now.

Now, what's he about your teacher to call the house? Oh, shit. You're raised with great father. This is crazy. Ever knew your real daddy? What that is? I don't even argue with niggas that never do that real daddy.

They got different, I look on life. That's bad. Like, them niggas have no respect for authority and shit. Yeah. That's a nigga that really can't see things straight. Yeah, that grew up with, without his real daddy. Especially if your mama had a lot of boyfriends. Oh, that's a nigga that's volatile.

That's a nigga that's allowed to shoot that bitch up. Don't say that. For real. That, that nigga just need a hug from his real daddy. That's all the be, he's gonna cry too. Yeah, he's gonna break down. He's gonna break down. Soon as his shoulder,

I don't know what that shoulder to show to do, but as soon as the show, it's gonna activate. They start hitting the bank, hit it bounce. You do all that crap, then he gonna get a hug from the dead. Smell all that liquor on his father, he gonna be like, fuck. Mm-hmm. Did all this crap, but this nigga drunk.

Niggas be getting out to pay for the taint to this shit. That nigg in there, 20-old, all years in the pin, and leaving his real dad. Hug him one time. One time. crime, bro. That's all the nigger needed that whole time. Okay, so our father is allowed to call these son-s-sons after a certain amount of time.

I feel like it should be like a certain amount of time. You call your son-son as long as he's real daddy. Come on, man. I mean, you can't call your dad, but it's like. A nigger that ain't. You're proud of it. I ain't said that. I ain't said.

I ain't said. I'm proud of my call son because I'm proud. But your real daddy can call you son as long as he's your real dad. We have a few. I don't fuck with them punk and pussy that nigg who can't be in their children. neither do I I don't know like you can't come back in your child like like son I mean man you got every right to be like bro my name is Joe my name is bro your name is bro bro come bro and I'm be standing right there like yeah call that nigga bro bro bro see now that's a nigga

that's a nigga that's been his father that's not a nigga that's been his dad I ain't been father what I'm saying is you ain't you ain't been your kids daddy you can't call them son you said no I don't step in people relationship with their parents but what I'm saying is I don't know you can't you can't come out of nowhere and be like all right let me be your all right son let me tell you like get your ho ass home you're talking about just run a random niggins be like listen to me son like how you say I'm gonna take your percent you're gonna go back in your life now that you're thinking like you can this your son you can just do that when you want to and he thinking he's gonna

respect you as his son like my brother I ain't seen you in them that's where year I'm I'm gonna say daddy no you ain't taught me shit. No, no, that's different. I'm talking about a nigga that's ever present in his children's life. Well, that's, every one of them situations. I don't hang out with niggas that ain't there for their kids. I like to, I don't keep that kind of company. I like to be around real niggas that do real shit at all time. You'll be surprised who those niggas. Knicks be right up on it. You be acting like you're taking care of kids. I ain't seen their child in years. Exactly. Well, tell you what, you know, I'm just having my son.

How you go months? During the height of the COVID, I couldn't see my daughter from her birthday until Father's Day. That was four months, four calendar months in a row. That shit like to draw me crazy, bro. I would call her mama. But it's just like you said.

Going on the phone cussing, going crazy, all that shit. Bitch, I'll burn your house down. If you're going to let me say my baby, bitch. You say all the old shit. You're crazy. You're talking about me, motherfucker. I ain't say shit. He's crazy.

I ain't say that. I mean, I ain't do the shit. She know I ain't gonna do that shit. Yeah, you better, yeah, that would be the thing. But see, even about, like, when that's being on the room, like, I know for a fact, like, I make sure I check in every day, but I know it could be some time where you like that. I don't let the day go down, you like shit.

So you're like, you want to check in and shit and make sure that you dealt all the time. Yeah, but you got to understand that. All the niggas ain't even built right to be having no kids, man. A lot of people don't deserve to have children. Children are a gift, boy. That ain't so calm again. No.

You can't say that. No. Children are a gift. Children are a gift. And a lot of people don't deserve the gift that children are, bro. See, this is the way God set it up. At some point of their life before they leave, they're going to have to face that. Going to have to.

And then, like you said, it may or may not be too late in retrospect. That's on the child then. Well, you know, child is on. That's why they call it a childhood, because it's a period in your life. If you could survive that and you want you become a world. Childhood and adulthood, childhood's on a short world. But even in your adulthood, you're going to always be in a little. You're going to always be in your little.

You're going to be in a child. That's why you shouldn't be in a rush to be grown. That's why my granny needs to tell me. And that shit, that makes no sense when I was a kid. Like, what you mean to rush to get grown? I can only one day at the time. But I was really rushing to get grown. I wish I could go back in there.

No, we were just rushing to do what we want to do. Right. That's how the world was. We were rushing them for no responsibility. Hell not, we just rush to do it. What are you going to do? I want to go outside. You ain't grown.

Well, I need to be grown here now. They may be grown sound like everything. Like, go ask me, when you get your own house, you can stay up late as you want to. Get the fuck out my refrigerator. When you get grown, you eat what you want to eat. Get the fuck off my phone. You get grown.

You stay on the phone and all like you want to. That's crazy. Our parents all hit the same shit, though. Not fat. Like they all were on cold. They were like, this will be gonna tell these little nudge. I brought you in this world. If they say that, you say this.

Yeah, they had a black bear coach. They were sending me back and forth. You want, every time I said, oh, I'm gonna be my dad. Man, call that nigga, man. I think sometimes when they get me in the house, they weren't going to the club. They were going to pair means. Man, tell you, I'm gonna get your ass.

They were going to see the pair means, my nigga. They weren't even going to the club sometimes. Me and your mama will be back. Now, we left food in the stove. Don't y'all answer this door? Don't you answer my fucking phone for nobody. We'll be back in a little bit. They were going to parenting meetings.

They were sitting around and share stories. Now, you tell her what happened. What mine stood up and told me, why won't you just let me live my own fucking life and make my own fucking mistakes, wrong. They were going to secret transparency meetings, bro, underground, parenting meeting. That's why they all say the same shit.

That's why they all cooked the same shit. Okay, raise your head. That's what I said. I'm going to pick the bomb and spaghetti you ever had in your life. Yup. Yep, lasagna too. My mom couldn't cook.

She could cook, but she couldn't cook, but she could cook, but she can make spaghetti. Nope. No. Your mom could make spaghetti. Nope, you gotta grab you one of them cinnamon swirls. Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What you were in, bro? Cinnamon swirl. What you were saying for dinner? You can't, swirled. I would take it to them. I take it to them. I take it by roll. Oh, I unraveling it.

John John. He lied, man. Don't believe this shit, Blakewood. John John. Come on, man. That was dinner. I used to unravel it. No wonder.

I used to unravel it. And I used to break him up into chips. It's all right. Get it out. It's all right. I had pea ketchup. It's all right. It's all right.

Yeah, I think I'm playing. Yes, we do. There'd be two boxes of the P.K. and swirl. So your mom can't, yeah. Uh-uh. She, my mama sit them in a perfect position where I can grab him. Don't bother her. I can just grab them.

Yeah. For dinner? Whenever I need. Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Whenever I needed a Pekad swirl. Mom, I'm hungry. Get some squirrels back. What is he good?

You got, mom, I'm hungry and we're out of swirls. I'm putting this out, man. We got for P. So what would happen if we had a swirls? We got some sausage patties in there if you want, if you want to put some sausage pattern in the bread. So you ain't never put no sausage pattern between the swirl, make it like a swirling sauce and sandwich?

No, I put the sausage pattern in the bread and put the syrup on. I created the MacGriddle. McDonald's sold me. I promise on everything, my boy. McDonald's, I created that MacGritle. So how you get the little served pieces off in the bread? They saw me. I used to take a hot cake and saucer with the extra sauces.

and dip my sausage in the syrup and put my pancake in between the sauce and make a sandwich. Yeah. Somebody saw me, he stole that shit. Before I knew, I seen the Matt Groot, I said, Mom, I made it. And we got it.

She said, you should hold you. Bit you for your idea. But, beat me Matt Grittle, bud. So for dinner, you would eat a sausage, a sandwich with syrup on it sometime, with the spin wheel for dessert. If my mama went and got Matt Domney, we had a great week.

That's crazy, bro, could everybody else mama can That's crazy. That's why I like other people food. So you were that kid that would come over and then, you're like lingle around to every dinner time. Go crazy. Go crazy. You'd be like, man, my mama would have loved you.

My mama would have loved you. My mama would be like, eat some old. Get some old, baby. I'm not at that you shit a light on. We're looking at you like, no, John, get the fuck out. I got to let y'all shut up and let that baby eat. My mama woulda fucking love you, boy.

You know, eat you shit. Nick, I was going up in the middle of night, woke your mama up. You had ate a cramp in your man at my mama house. You can't have another blade, dude. Help yourself, baby. Not saying my mother starve me, don't, don't get it twisted. My mom wasn't the ones who was appreciative. She made it out the can.

She's all fundamental. She ain't put no seasoning on nothing. She ain't on nothing. She'll make a whole feast, and it's just canned. Rice, yams, salty gravy. and other shit, and it's just hot the can. What's the meat? No nothing.

Sausia. She probably didn't even put no vegetable oil and cooking. It was just cooked. Out of the can. It's just out of the can. It's just hot. It got heated up, and you better eat. You're like, this ain't.

This ain't what they're supposed to be. I can't get between them. If I say no, I look on the priestage. You can't be on grave. You can't be on grave. You can't be on grave. You may not be a grave. But I be on grave.

Don't go to bed home. I'm like, I got it. Boy, that's something I've never told my child. You ever rode up before? Oh, man. I just take it with you. I'm going to have to spread. I just have to spread.

I had some spending those things. Panko, what your mama made real good? Oh, you. Oh, man. So much shit, man. Yeah, I don't hate it. Your mom's going down. Gumbo, motherfucking lasagna.

Everything, man. She made dope lasagna. It's a whole half school of ice. She just cooked. She just cooked. She just cooked. Super good ass shit, man. Like, she'll put some shit

that you ain't even know what good. So I ain't from like, I ain't know yogurt with salad. You come from like a hundred years of black skin people. Like, it's deepening ingrained in your soul. No. You've been cooking. Y'n't been cooking since the plantation. No.

What was y'all doing? What was you doing? We was outside. We was picking. No, you weren't outside. We was picking. You wasn't outside. What your people cooked, nigger?

This nigger weren't my horses. Oh, nigger. He couldn't wait. Somebody had said. What's our people cook? What? My people. New York.

What? What? First of all. I'm the youngest. What is he cooking? I'm the youngest Barbecue aficionado that I've ever met. Barnitionado?

Barficionado. That just mean you like it a lot, nigg. Like, nigger, like. So you're just a pork mass. No, I don't even eat. Pork, that's the cold part. So I had to start cooking other things to like, like, I can make it.

turkey wings, then you take the flat of a turkey wing. But then you say you're always cooking at other people's houses. So we both was on the same shit. Fuck, you're talking about. No, I'm talking about now that I'm grown. You cook it at somebody's spot. I'm talking about now that I'm grown. But when people come to my house, you got to eat.

A little black rub was just cooking people's shit in their refrigerator. They're going to cook the powder. I didn't get this. That's what you're starting. This is how you cooked this. Face for having me over. I think it tastes good. Y'all go sit now.

I let you know, I'll let you know, The meat lobes on those duc. How are y'all doing? I'm running. I came to hell playing with his math homework. I'll go ahead and get dinner started. Y'all watch y'all hands. You know, y'all wash y'all hands.

Y'all ain't have no rotel tomatoes, so. I had to dice up these that was in the refrigerator. I used some tomato paste. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. But my mama made sure that we was super fucking efficient.

Like, my mama was in the military. My daddy came up in very strict fucking househouse this shit. Like, I'm gonna make sure we could wash clothes, cook. I can sew. You can sew? Yeah. What you sold? That sweater? Not only can I men like, Pad Jack's one shit. No knitted, nigger. You know, so a sweater, you knit sweater. You got a little thing, crochet. That's not so hard. All right, I was a hubbuck. I did take it in ninth grade because it came with a cooking Of course, family, though.

And it was, yeah. Facts. Yeah, that's part of the black. That's, that's African. Facts. Yeah, yeah, that's, that's, that's, you know, I know. Right. Yeah, yeah.

Matter of fact, if anybody got a grandparent that's over 70 years old and they got quilts at the house. You're not pulling the fucking quilts away. You're probably throwing away your family history. No cap, unless they stink. Even if they stink. You know what you're not, you know how to get the stink out of? Unless they're a little leopard print.

They're not, you know how to get the stink out of them? You know how to get the stink out of them? You soak them in some water with some vinegar and some 20-mill team. That's borax. 20-who? 20-mill team. I ain't even got the quips no more.

You soaked that shit in some white vinegar and some 20-mill team and then you hang it outside and let the sunshine cleaning of all this and purities. This is why our ancestors used to hang their laundry out on lines. And that shit would be so motherfucking fresh and so motherfucking clean and shit. From smelling like outside. From smelling like outside.

With the pillow where you stay in the sunshine. Now, you live around where they go ash. You live. She said. And she started. Smell like pee again. I got to be watching, you know what, you know. You smell like that.

You piss again. You're gonna dead this or the motherfucker too long. You're like, shit, I got gone. This shirt long and fuck now. Lank has got a bunch of family history. Don't nobody want to be. Yeah, but the quilt's wrong. You greet Aunt Cheryl was sucking dick.

There's some slum on it back. Yeah. She's queer. Oh, now. She was wiping my mouth. She got caught. But that was one. one way that our families used to pass the history of all,

especially if slaves were being sold. If a slave was being sold, they would give them the quilt to take with them to the next plantation. You might got a quilt. You know, Burberry don't fuck with that. You seen that, that dogskin girl put that noose around on it. That's why this ain't the real Burberry. It's an almost, but they're gonna think it on.

That's Furberry. That's the Blueberry. But they're gonna think it is. They were, I got this. I got it at Ross. No, but I'm saying my people gonna think that you fuck with. It worked, though. Yeah.

And they're gonna be like, shit. fashion. I'm gonna do like Philip Hudson. I don't even know nothing about my bad. I just did it because he hit with that little burglar out there, shirt, you know what I'm saying? What that Pee mean, right? This right here.

This is jade. This is carved jade. So it has a couple of different figures and rooms carved into it. A little bit of our history from South America and from Mexico. That's African history also. So you know what I? You know. Telling it.

is also in Chinese and Eastern Asian history. Mm-hmm. Talk to your talk. If you look at the Buddha, that's a black woman with Bantu nights. Talk to your talk. You know what I'm saying? And she was actually not the first Buddha,

so if you look at the first person to teach Kung Fu to the Asian community, it's a man by the name of Bori Rama, who looks just like Sherman Hemsley, on the Jeffers. You look just like homing the clowns. Like that nigga of Tick? Bodidama, he looks just like, he looks just like,

he looks just like Boracho, all taking that, and that's who they used to call him, the drunken monk. That's what Boracho means in Spanish, the drunker. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So he's a black man. Boudarado? They go, they go, they go check him. Fact check us, check it out.

You know, Ryan gonna come over here. Bo di Gondi don't, check him out. Well, you at Ryan, Bodado. Black man, black him out. Check him out, the father of Kung Fu. They say he came from far parts unknown from the west, and in his travel. to what is now known as China and the lower part of Eastern Asia,

he observed all of the animals and how they hunted and how they traverse through life. So that's how he had all those fighting styles, the monkey style, the snake, the crane, the tiger, the praying mantis, all of these things are different predators, all these things are different hunters. All these things have mastered survival and dominating their environment.

Right, right. So he amassed all of these different fighting skills while also being what people consider to be drunk. If you look at anybody who changed the course of history, they always related them to being either a drunkard or a dophine. Go look throughout history. And that includes Jesus Christ, that includes Fred Hampton,

that includes Huey P. Newton. This is Jesus. What did you say? Jesus was a wine bibber. That's a drunkard. Talk to talk. It's a nigga that like to drink. Discred them.

That's why they say he had eyes like fire, because he was drunk all the time. Yeah, dealing with all these motherfuckers he had to be. Shit, I got to save everybody. Shit. All right, come on, man. Wait this nigga up, man.

Get up. Walk on water, man. That was the one part nobody, that's one point nobody caught on in that Westminster movie, head cop, is that he was always drunk all the time. Peter, Paul, why y'all keep fighting, man? You can't get some niggas, man. Nobody caught how many hidden most-ass gems was in that movie, Hancock.

Go back and watch it again with a blunt in your hand. He was a drunk-ass man that saved the world. Nobody knew where the fuck he came from. And the only thing that made him weak was being around that white woman. One white woman. Talk your talk. You didn't open up that can now. You got to spend it.

Hold on, what did you say? Go back and look at the movie Hancock. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Oh, hey, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, this nigga. This nigga, this nigga, Joe, do some shit. Some shit. I ain't read.

That's one. Oh, there are several tales of niggas that gave their lives up for a white woman in the Bible. For real. Samson was one of those stories. How far book that is? I'm in Genesis. I'm reading the whole book.

Oh, I believe the story of Samson is in Genesis. That's the beginning. If it's not in Genesis, then it's either the first or second kings. That's the beginning of the Old Testament. Yeah, that's old testament. I'm reading the Torah right now. That's the first five book, Moses. Read the story of Samson.

And we saw in Delilah. You said what? It's in judges. How you know? Did you just Googled it? Well, you don't, don't be saying it lie because they hear your voice. So they know it's you. He'd be trying to say that.

He was on Google. He on Google. Thought that came from the head. I know this one. I know there's some judges. I'm like, damn, don't nobody to say judges. Like, you actually got to read to know they came from judges. Oh, yeah, man.

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And he gave it like... What a hamphro? Samson was a black... He didn't have an afro. He had locks. He had locks. Simpson had locks. Okay.

They said, Samson was so goddamn big and tall. He was more spans than any regular man. Mm-hmm. They used to measure a nigga by hands spanned. So if a nigga was five hands tall, then he was like one, two, three, four. they would measure a human being and shit. So, Samson was big, broad, strong, muscular,

could slay a whole hundred niggas that was armed by himself with the jawbone of a donkey. He's a giant. He's a giant, and he vicious with it. Right. But he had a predilection for this little pretty bitch named Delilah. He was a nephew. Yeah, probably.

Delilah came from the land of the Philistines, I want to say. Mm-hmm. Fact check me on that, I may be wrong. Mm-hmm. You say, Samson, right? But seven different times the Lala tries, Samson. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So what make you weak?

Pillow talking after they were fuck. They would go on either walks along the promenade and get drunk on Mead and Honeyberry and make mead and honeyberry and make love under the stars along the riverbanks and while laying his head in her lap, she was asking, Samson, what makes you weak? And he'd be like, oh, I can't tell you that, baby.

She's like, well, if you love me, you'll bury your soul and tell me your weakness, and you'll tell me what make you weak. So a couple times he lied, and he was like, oh, what, shit? And if I'm sleep and I'm dead sleep, and you tie me up with seven brand new vines. They got to be fresh as fuck from the east side of the chat of the river. If you tie me up real good, I'd be so weak, I can't do shit. So she put the pussy on him getting drunk, pass him out, wait till he's good and drunk out of her sleep, tie him up with fresh branches and shit.

and then sick a whole bunch of niggas on him and say Samson, Samson, the Philistair's coming and he's gonna bust up out the holes kill all 30-40 of them niggas and shit and be like damn bitch why would you even play me like that? But I still love you. He was still still away at night and keep coming and seeing this bitch and for seven different times until she finally got tired of him

and said, I ain't gonna get you no more pussy. If you don't tell me what makes you weak and he said well fuck it baby, if you really want to know the truth you cut my hair off and I'm out of that. But the nigga, he didn't see that she was trying to kill. That pussy had you so blind. Name a nigger that saw when a bitch with men him no good.

You name a nigger to this day. That was deep. The coldest, nigger, the strongest, the baddest nigger. All the niggins is in the penitentia right now behind pussy. Damn. That's in Judd.

I gotta read that night. Yeah, name one need. Name a trap, nigger. As soon as he meet the bitch of his dreams, he take a right to the trap. to the trap, sure the safe, sure where he keep the door where he hide the pistols, all that shit, he trusts his bitch with his whole

fucking life. Don't even know if she the police or not. Cut that whole dreads off, a nigga, lost his life. He's lost his life. Every nigga lay in his bit left and give up his deepest darkest secret. Nah, not I. He's absent a lot of the island. Bitch, I never know me for real. Because no man is an island unto himself alone.

I don't know me. Man is meant to be with a woman. Yeah, but bitch. It's your real. That's your most vulnerable part. And we're fighting, Clayton, and I punch you right here. where your other rib is supposed to be Fighters over So what happened when she cut From the most vulnerable part, dog

That's why women were always Always be our most vulnerable part But why would you tell her So she cut all these dreads off Yeah Then brought an army of 100 niggas in And he can do it And woke him up

And he was the weakest nigga When he woke about to sleep Two niggas subduiting Damn So then they locked him up They blinded him Pulled his eyes out his head Whooped and beat him and kept him in prison for seven years.

But in that seven years, guess what? His hair started growing back. They fucked around and let his hair grow back all the way real strong. So he asked one nigga that was working in the prison one day, hey man. One day I just want you to open the prison and sneak me out that motherfucker. And I just want you to pull me to where the pillars stand that hold up the building. And he waited good to the whole ward and everybody, all the army and everything that people that had him in prison was I was holding a big feast and a big old festival

and everybody was in from all around town and all that shit. And Cucked in me in blind, weak, battered, but just strong enough to prop itself up in between the two pillars that held up the whole fucking building and he got all his strength and pushed the whole motherfucking building down and killed everybody in that bitch including itself.

His last noble act, because he told God, God, If you give me a little bit of my strength back, I'll make good on them, even if it mean killing me. Sometimes, niggas give up everything and then be like, well, God, if you let me get on one more time, I look out for the community, I do some good for some people, I take care of my kids. But it shouldn't take you being blinded

and stripped of all your power. It shouldn't take you being in prison. You should learn from another nigger mistakes sometimes. But that pussy keep you blind. Well, that's because you're eating it for 30 minutes. You get blind, my boy. That's my bad. Hey, but they say keep your enemies closer.

God damn, I'm trying to see. I'll be trying to see. Look, this fountain. Look, all right, you want to know? What is this in this person? If I taste it long enough, maybe I'm not. That's real, though. No, that was the best, though.

That's the guy going to read judges. Which one? Judges? Any two judges? No, judge can right four roof. Judge Mathis. I know. He's right after Joshua.

He's right in between Joshua and Ruth. And two judges. Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronry. Do them all. Joshua, judges, Ruth. Okay. Hit them all. Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, numbers.

Deuteronomy. Joshua, judges, Ruth. Then it's first and second Samuel. First and second Kings. First and second Chronicles. Then it's Ezra. Me and I Joseph. Nope.

I can't tell you. Esra. Me and my Jeremiah lamentation. Sounds right. Keep going. Psalms, proverbs, song, solemn. Mm-hmm, keep going. Then you get into your Nahum, Habercuk,

there you go. Then you get into your... Nehemi, then Malachi. Mm-hmm. You ain't got to know. Nehemi, Hezekiah, Malachi. Right across the end. You can get to watch a call.

I missed a couple of them. Yeah. Isaiah, that's one, is right before Jeremiah. Well, I know you ain't said... I know you ain't say Corinthians. I know you ain't say Corinthians. Corinthians is in a New Testament. First or second.

Corinthians is in the New Testament. What the other way is? Oh, oh. He said, that's in the New Testament. Hebrews is in the New Testament. I know, but I'm waiting for you to get Hebrew. Oh, man. Song of Solomon.

I said that. It's a lot on it. Like 53, don't go right. I said that. You did good. Bob, you did good. You did good. No, I did good.

I ain't gonna love to jump on you like that. You did great. You already know, I thought you. Yeah. I didn't expect nothing left. That's why I said. Can you go to eight. Yeah.

Like, Genesis, right? I got them first order up, niggins. You're like, what? You know what, Genesis, Nintendo, PlayStation. I had a sucker. You know what I'm saying? I had a sucker. Dreamcast.

I don't know if they said shit about revelation. That's the last one. It's the last one. Actually, it's not, it's just the last one that the canonical society approved. Fact. Do you like to be? Ain't nobody bring up the book, he's not.

Come on. That's in the old text, man. As is the book of wisdom, as is the book of, The Nephilim, they're like 13 books from the Old Testament that are missing and the part of the Bible in between Malachi and Matthew. They know exactly what's known as the Dark Ages.

Talk to it, you said, which one now? The part of the Bible where it says, amen, when Malachi ends, and then in Matthew, and it came the past. That part in between that page flip in history is what's known as the Dark Ages. You got have a tough skin to read that Bible. So what happened in the Dark Ages is

Niggas was running shit, it was dark. Don't fuck the message, y'all. Don't tell them uncut. Niggas had been running shit. The dark ages. Niggas came back and took over. And went across the world and came back, it was like, this ain't in.

There were two major wars. There were two major wars that took place, one of them in the 700s, one of them in the late 1400s. The one that took place in the late 1400s is the one that took place was now known as Spain. And that's when we, dark-skinned black men, were known as the Moors. And we ran all that.

Talk to them. And we had all those castles and we gave them all that culture. So then the Castiles, which is one part of the family, along with the now known European Spanias, all bound together and had a war against the Moors. And it started in the late 1480s and it ended in 1491. In 1492, they took some of their spoils of war and gave it to a drunk-ass nigger by the name of Chris, who said he was going to go find a new world and ended up lost in South America. where he started raping and killing and murdering

and taking little children and shit. They're coughing on people and shit. Mm-hmm. And they call him Columbus. Mm-hmm. But that's another story. Mm-hmm. During that war, they took over what is now known as the Bible.

And they started stripping shit out that mother-thum. Because they wanted that, they needed that. Because... That's the only way to control the world. So everything that they couldn't take with them, and altar, they destroy. Go look at the sphinx. It's destroyed.

You look at a lot of the walls that are inside a lot of the pyramids and caves and caverns. They all destroyed. All the ancient texts, they only got a half of it, and that piece is burnt because that's all that they could carry with them

because everything else was destroyed. But when they got back, they started decodding that shit, they realized that half of what they destroyed was the other half of the story. It's the story of God. You go back and look at the story of God, it has been reiterated, translated, and trans-morphed, and transfigured into every dominant

society. So you trace the Bible back through time. So if we got here first, like they say we did, that means we knew God first. So that means if we want to understand God, why not go to the place that is older than your Bible? Let's start with the pyramids. Your Bible ain't but a few thousand years old. Your pyramid is at least 7,000. That's if you carbon date the dirt on the outside.

So why not go there? That's the path I'm on. That's another story. But anyway, the shit that they couldn't find that they had destroyed, they didn't know what to do. And that's called the Dark Ages. Now, during that Dark Ages, the civilization that we had established in Europe

started to deteriorate. They started to get sick because they didn't have any alchemy. They don't understand the sciences. They understand chemistry. They don't understand how to heal disease. And a little bitty flea, beat a rat. And the rat bit a dog, and the dog shitted in the house because they kept animals in their house.

Like plague. And that house left, and that shit attracted flies. And those flies bit people. And they developed a plague, a bubonic plague. It was called the Black Death. And it killed everybody, so much so that they developed a nursery rhyme called Ring Around the Rosie about it. It was the first pandemic.

Mm-hmm. Ring around the Rosie. Break it out. down. Ring around the rosy. Pocket full of pose. So you start to develop red circles around your eyes, and that's the first symptom that you have the bubonic plague.

Well, that's a white person. You start getting bruising all around your fucking eyes and shit. That's the first symptom. Then your body starts to develop acrosis. In other words, you stink. So they start keeping pulpery in their pockets and shit, a pocket full of the prosies. Then your skin start getting all flaky and ashy. You develop neprosy, ashes, ashes, and then one day...

Three, oh, fall, down. No. Dead. No, the ashes is because they burn your body. Well, no, no, no, no, no. Your skin is ashen, ashen first. So then there were so many people, they all fell down. So many people died at the same time, they had to just start digging mass graves and burying people by the hundreds in big ass fucking homes.

And this was during the dark ages, go look at the, the damn fall of European society. Yeah. So guess what saved the European bloodline? A little dose of black blood. Same thing to save the Asian. bloodline? Break it down. The Asian bloodline

had so much mutated DNA in it that they all look the same. They all look the same. Shut the fuck. So back in the day, I'm learning. I'm learning. My problem.

So back in the day, Asians used to be called Mongols. So they were called Chinese, Japanese, Taiwan. They were called. Mongols. The people that dominated Eastern Europe and was not known in Southeast Asia were the Huns. They were Mongolian, which is why when you go to an Asian restaurant, it's called a Mongolian restaurant. So the Mongols, back then, there was a lot of embryo. There was a lot of people

from the same family having a whole lot of kids together and shit. A whole lot of that shit caused a lot of mutations within their own culture, within their own DNA. It only got here. healed with a little bit of black blood, the Grand Purifier, because we have that alpha gym, but we'll talk about that later. But when you take some of somebody else's DNA in order to cleanse it with your own, you take it and you pass

along the soul, and I path along the world, everybody we touched, we took a little bit of that tainted DNA with us. It's now known as Down syndrome, or clinically and medically, mongoloidism. And if you look at any baby, no matter what race they are,

they all got Down syndrome, they all look the same, They all look like little bitty Asian people. Thin hair, short black hair. Dose, thin eyes. Mouths that splay out. These are all the features. There are only four physical archetypes. These views are reflective of black rods

and black rods. Mungaloid. There's only four races on this planet. You're in a weird of everybody on a mixture of all level. On the genetic level. So people with Down syndrome have mongoloidism, clinically. And I ain't speaking no ill on nobody that's saying that like that. I'm just talking about the history of who we all these black folks

and how our blackness has touched every little bitty piece of culture throughout this whole fucking world. And if you just go back and just follow the footsteps and just pick up the breadcrumbs and everything that black people that have done and it's so dope, it will make a grand picture of the whole fucking world. That's why you can love all people because there's a little bit of black. in every goddamn body.

Right, right, right. And if I can't love nothing about you, I can love that little black part. Right. But what about the folk that ain't got nothing? Like, you know, the one that turned. They got it. Most of the people that think they're white now

have black people in their ancestors because they were passing. A lot of white people that were alive in the South were alive because they were nursing every day from a wet nurse, that was a black woman. That means you had sustenance, and nanny was breastfeeding you from her tities. That means you have black DNA in your body, my boy.

Somebody did fought? They did. Somebody pulled it on top. They tried to be silent. I tried to do one side. With that whole wrong got. Oh, Lunga, Steve did it. Somebody didn't know for something in another.

Fuck. Man, that boy didn't, see, you said titty milk. Somebody's stomach weak as head, somebody. Like, pooh. Oh, fuck. Nigger farted to break the tension in the room, I did. No. That's good knowledge, too.

Well, this is a good word, because I said I wasn't going to be deep. I said I'm going to come on here and bullshit and shoot the jamie fade, but. But you know it had to come out. They had to come out. They were like, Speak for us. What I need for everybody know it's a little black in everybody. Amen.

On some real thing, you got a medal, you know. You got him a doubt. He tested. It went crazy. You know what I didn't told you in our private conversations. But to see it on the show is a beautiful thing. It started about a year and a half ago. Y'all can go track me fact checkers.

You start talking about gentrification and now. gentrification and neighborhood appreciation and shit about how black people can live in the projects, but white people would live in a housing development or something like that. You know what I mean? It's the same thing, but it's the perspective

in which, you know what I'm saying, somebody else don't own it, but it's mine. And black people don't have the, but it's mine attachment to it, so shit gets degraded and it gets torn down and ran down and look down upon them. And that's when I was like, all shit,

this nigga been reading. And then you came on the show on the time with a stack of books, boy, I was talking about, like, you were a fresh mad price or fresh from a library. And I was like, ah, shit.

Reading them thigh too. Yeah. Cause, you know, Loz's been over here just secretly saying shit. Since ain't been over there just quiet. He reads.

He reads. He'll get a piece of a bag on the pizza and sit back and say some shit like, you ever wonder. No, he reads. Why carburetors only got the fuse box on the left side?

No, man. No, but he read. We always exchanging some knowledge on this money. So we do. No, big, we got to know who you're walking on. No, that shit dope, bro. It's dope. It's dope.

Let niggas know that this podcast is for niggas that's getting better day by day. My boy. Every day. Yeah, man. This podcast is for niggas who are already good. Great. Yeah. I feel like I'm going to be an emotional old nigga.

You are? Like, when I get old, I'm going to be, like, emotionally like me. I didn't really want to do that. You didn't start crying in movies yet? You're gonna start having friends. I don't know, man. I think that's probably the biggest challenge for me, to be scared, bruh, because I'm so.

I can do everything else, but like, be nervous. I think that's probably like a biggest challenge. For me to be, bro, that's goof. You ever see me nervous? Like, that shit's funny in here. Like. What makes you vulnerable? You sound like that white woman.

That's what I was about to say. This is why for you here. We didn't learn nothing. I heard, I learned from the story. I won't tell you. No, everything ain't to be said. I told you. No.

The older I get, bro, the more of the father I am, the more I cry at 10 the moments and shit, bro, I'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with me? Y'all be watching. You got talking. You got a daughter? Yeah, she's 10. Shout out to my daughter, Lundy.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Because you ain't supposed to watch this, but I know you're going to watch it. Shout out to my daughter Lani, man. Hell yeah, that's my baby. But don't let me watch any. thing that involves a black father like trying to get his thing together for his kids or

a nigga you don't get to see his man shit that shit gonna tag me up that shit gonna have me and that's if you walking up on father's when he said me every time i said black man doing his thing with kids i just walk on to him like i see you black man got to stop man I'm nervous make a niggin no it don't niggas always be like hell yeah niggins that walk up with you you'd be like hey bro huh you doing a great black man He'd be like, what the fuck wrong with you, man? I'm with my child, man. What's the fuck wrong with him, man?

And you're doing great. My nerves are already bad. My nerves are already bad. You're doing no good. Hey, wait. I see you in there, baby. Come with me. I see you with that baby, you're doing good.

That was one of the things let me know, bro. That's like, that's one of the best things I've ever done. What? Was make that child right there. That's like something in life that I really got right. You wouldn't make a child? Making that baby right there. That little girl right there in particular, bro,

like, that is one thing that I do. did right. I know that. I know for a fact. Like anything else I might fuck up along the way, I might go down in history as the greatest nigga to ever fuck it all up. But when it comes to one thing I did right, you know, how to do a business? That little girl right there. Right, my boy. We're proud of you for being a great father, my boy. Yeah, man. You know what I'm saying? We need more of that. Yeah, yeah. Keep talking your talk, man. You got to, man. What you got coming up? Man, I got, first of all, shout out to my man,

Kevin on stage. Bronson. Come on. Come on. Kevin on the stage. Kevin upon the stage. Come on, man. Hit me up and said Black Run.

I want you to come out to LA, man, and take the keep your distance, Christmas special. Come on. Yep. You're going to be on this special? Not only that, man. Silver bells. He got me closing that thing out.

out his special? His Christmas special is amongst a who's who of comedians, bro. I'm talking about you got cast like K-dub, you got cast like Runny Jordan, Tyler Chronicles, Kelly Kells, Ty Davis, Kamala the Secret Genius. I'm talking about Liz to hear more, let's go on and on and on, bro.

Like you got so many heavy fucking hitters. Like, you love to see it. You love to see it, bro, especially from a dude that was like, you know what? Fuck waiting on an opportunity to come that may never come or may come too late. I'll make a way for me. And then he turned around and was like, and then I'll make a way for those that fuck with me. God saluted. And that man gives with his whole heart, bro, like from an honest and genuine place.

And he just won't black folks to win. You better not start crying. No, I ain't going to cry. He started thinking about getting a car. And matter of fact, he's a great time. No, I said when niggas don't get to see their kids and shit, when they get to work, they went back to the kids. He sees kids.

That was your chance to show your rage. That was that. Father! Father! He said, why you always over the roof? And I just know, I just don't, I just don't go to the room. Oh, man. Why you always over the roof?

I don't know a woman. I don't know more, man. That was a touching moment. That was a good one. That was a good one. Oh, man. That's beyond taste book. That was good.

Ain't a movie never made you cry fly? Um, man. Man. Ah, nah, I don't know. Not Forrest Gung. Not. You're thinking with these deep and personal questions. Yeah, nah.

Ain't a movie never made you fly? No, it ain't a movie never made you fly. What makes you tender heart it? Ain't no movie ever made you cry? Delight. He's delight. He's delighted. I'm gonna try to sabotage.

I'm gonna fucking view. There's a woman. Nothing. I'm gonna watch the color burger all the way through. And a new major, if I take mushrooms, you want to know, I'm gonna do you crap. I cry. At the happiest shit, boy, any movie?

I'm scared, mushroom. What? Okay, any day. In certain scenes, in certain scenes. Find the Nemo? Time. You she got love. Finding Dory?

Okay. I said, oh, no, we got a brand problem. We got a frame problem. And she can't find a way. She can't remember that. I can't remember, I can't remember, I can't remember anything. I was done. I can't even done.

Finding Dory once you realize this about, man. Hey man, just because somebody ain't, you know, they didn't all the way there. Imagine it's the only person you could depend on wasn't all the way there. When I cried, another time, somebody that ain't all the way there.

Radio. Did I cry when they shit? Radio, tell that ass up. Oh, man. Yeah. What? Real nigga shit. Real nigga shit.

You did that bitch in the gear. That's the name of the movie. Set that bitch up. And she was to sit in that bitch and she... No, you said when they shot, Queen's team and set it out. Oh, hear you. Though I'm missing you. I want to...

I'm gonna... I'll try to you. Hey. Oh, fuck you. All of a sudden they were tap-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tto-tto-tto-tto-tto-tto-tto-tttttt. That was going to be acting from her, y'all. She killed that road. She killed that road, bruh.

Yeah, she did. Yeah, she did. Go out. Yeah, she did. Fuck that. I cried. You know you might go, fuck that. Yeah, I got, got.

Mufusso was the first murder. I had to turn my head back. I had to turn my head back. And I want to say, John Q finally got me teary at. Oh, yeah. Exactly. When that nigga, when that nigga, I thought, I thought y'all was some.

You're not buried my son. My son were buried me. I thought you were some real niggins. Boy, start breaking. Ain't nobody said Antoine Fisher yet. Ooh. You know, I don't get shot soft-ass on, man, comedy that.

You know what every in here and said woo? You know what every in there and said woo? Because black men don't talk about the time we got molested by that older woman. What the hell wrong with you? What's wrong with your past, man? Every nigger in here thought he was doing something special when that older girl touched you on your wee.

You need therapy, my boy. You need therapy, my boy. You need therapy, my boy. You need to tell me my boy. You were molested, my boy. My boy, didn't talk to something out of my butt. Please. Maybe shaking their head like, no, I was just a player.

No, you were. That boy, that boy, put it in the couch and said, ooh, I need to tell ya, my boy. I must tell y'all, everything. Yeah. You were 13, she was 19. You was a victim, my boy. That boy said, I must tell y'all.

Yeah. When I was 13. Yeah, you were seven. She was 11. You was a victim, my boy. That boy, that hurt. That was my play cuss. That was my mama friend.

That was y'all saying. Oh, he's coming out. Now, she's still alive. She's watching this shit, like, cut it off. Cut that shit off. I know him. Don't you know him? No, I thought I did.

Cut that off. No, bro. His niggas that were 18, fucking 30-year-old woman thought they were doing something cool. No, bro. That's not, that at age. You were a victim, my boy. 18?

18. You know, you know. Surviving Gladys. I'm gonna be over there just like this. Oh my face. I chose not to show my face on camera. It was good. I don't know what they're talking about.

On the next episode of surviving Ernestine. Here you go. I chose not to show my face on camera. I too was with Ms. Ernestine, but that's all I can say. She didn't do nothing wrong. She didn't do that. Get those fucking cameras out of. On the next, surviving Ernestine.

We caught up with one of Ernstein's. with one of Ernstine's earliest victims. Nick, gonna be sitting over there eat some of Peach Collie. Man, that lady ain't dead nothing. So tell me, sir, why do you only eat Peach Coblin with no instrument? Should you have a dessert, peach collar?

Then you wouldn't know nothing about that. Well, how does you serve it to you, sir? How does it serve it to you, sir? Gumless. Gumbless. I call her gummy. That shit crazy. I can't even imagine that shit.

Hopefully I'll experience that one. experience that when I'm an old man. Old one, getting one of them velveteen rubs? Yeah. That's what they call it. When you get, when you get head with a woman and we try to get some of a little ambassar.

Nah, a little nothing, no. Boy, you're having that? Shit, yeah. With no teeth, right on. Feel like a fish. Huh? Tell that story. Tell us how you guys are

how you got to color with a fish feeling. Wait a minute. Me, that ain't a fish. No. Not that way, soot you got, sushi, man. I just bought a whole dish. I'm about the whole fish. No, I need them like.

No, man, I'll say that. Oh, man, I'll say that. Oh, shit. No, that's crazy, bro. But his movies, like, Forrest Gump, that'll get me. You still crying? God damn me. Bring my...

That nigga get done, like, put another one in. That was good. Green mile, nigh, when that nigga say, See I see you, don't turn the light out, boss. And when they're gonna put in the head over here, don't turn the light out boss. All right, you started to lose

and now your movie's getting in love, this nigga said, Grimlins too. Yeah. Brimms, I didn't say Grimless too. You said, Harry and Henderson's. No, niggum, movies like, for sure the happiness, Flips Club, with Dollar Pill with the gym.

Nigger, for some of the happiness, you're talking about when you were in the bad news. Exactly. No, I was in the movie watching other niggas crowd, like, look at this nigger crowd on there, man. Hey, bro, have you watched it since you became a father? Yes. No, you haven't.

Yes, I have. Go back and watch it since you do. I have. He put his leg on the doke, and he didn't want a nigga to come in. Yeah. I didn't say you don't remember. That they're going to like, boy, you don't get your ass up? Somebody shit on their ass up.

Nigger, that part had me weak. I'm a shit on myself. That niggas son was like, Dad, then you gonna let him come in? That boy had me wing, and the part when got the job, he was walking down the street, he couldn't detain himself, he was so fucking happy, and he was clapping, stupid, and shit, holding his mouth, niggins.

It got tears. He got tears. We got to get up working me to laugh at all. Nigel! Hey! Hey, shout out to morning culture. It's not just the brand, it's a show. I was on the morning culture show, man,

chilling with them boys, and that nigga Ron and Jordan said that part, he said, uh, uh, he said, man, that nigger said, give me seven for the cab. He gave that, nigga, that tear that he was out of there for three days. He couldn't eat lunch. It's it.

It's a rap, nigga, nigga. For the next four, five days, nigga. The part that made me cry the hardest is when that nigger wife was leaving. And all he could say was, well, go be happy, then, ma'am. Go be happy, nigga. She's doing that. My boy, she is doing that. She is being happy.

You can believe that. nigga you know that nigga said Jada four times on accident on sick Just the crap Will we have

Jada cut cut cut Will you did it again no dude I said dude I said

dude I said her name is Paul damn in reset you're stupid bro um you're stupid

bro that shit dude dude I'm a boy crack a blud be crap blud be crap

That butt tender That but be crying off anything I don't be crying off anything He's going to watch the movie Just to see if you make him cry He'd be like, I want to see if this will go get me Man, no, it's just like little shit, bro You just watch Transformers?

When he transferred your life I'll be sitting at the house half foot You're still ready, man Hey, man, why y'all think E.T. won't call Oh, girl? Why you think E.T. won't call these folks, Really, niggins shit, as a coming burn, nerd. And that niggins snapped the whole fucking world away.

I was like, oh, cuz, not like this. What about Star Wars? When my boy I was doing that, then, you ain't crowd that. I ain't fucking fucking. I hate that. Because their weapons was dangerous, but they didn't sound dangerous.

I hated that, it. The lightsaber sound goofy, they're whew- and you hit a nigger one time, cut out that off. Mm-hmm. What shit, gone like a home. They're ready. to get them menstru skin.

You said, you had to go cut out, all that shit cut out. But you're gonna cut yourself too, fucking rap. Yeah, trying to get nice with it. Like, how you practice with that? I didn't even in nice. I told you. I told you nothing. You try to put that bitch up.

I get some cuss. You remember cubs? You remember cubs? This shit come out on both sides. And his shit was in a deeper tone. His shit was like, whom. That why that other nigg ain't wore?

He's like, that's great. He's like, you want one? That they got on my nerve, bro. You know how bad you got to be beefing with the motherfucker to fly to another galaxy to fight them? On the boat, they go when they go past, nigga.

But then it's not in all those dick in hand like, eh, hey, it wasn't about a wruggle on that bit, what? There was some regular people. No, the only regular person was the lady. But that nigga was blowing up planets, nigga. No, they were taught of recourse. I couldn't get a thing.

I couldn't get that. I would travel over six galaxies. What the, What fuck you think a nigga gonna look like, you're going to a guy that said, far, far away. There ain't no way. Oxygen on this planet they need

them fucking gills on their neck. They don't even know how far that was. That hell was just far far far. How far? Far far. They ain't never know what they were more. Two more galaxies, it's the same as Earth, but everybody eat dog food, man.

Are you talking about like some alternate reality this shit? That's what that was. Like where everybody walked on their hands? Yeah. I couldn't do. Mm-mm. Niggas ain't got no knees and shit.

Everybody fuck back to back. That they can say, mm-mm-mm. That sound like a freak party. Imagine you're going to throw back to back to back. Just go ahead and each other. What the fuck is, man? I got to go, mm-m-m-o-m-mo-m-poh. What if you keep really working it?

You got re-fucked that. No, man, y'all know some other shit. Give me them back shots. Anybody in this bitch way too high. Definitely. No, bro, they got different places where, like, y'all remember the movie Avatar? Hell no.

Where motherfuckers were fucked by hooking their hair up. You need a job. Stop watching movies. What about this movie? You know, that's at least two-housers, man. Nobody can watch Judge Dredd or was a demolition man, when motherfuckin'all would put on

VR goggles and fuck. The same shit they sell now with video games in it. I can go if you're talking about. Sylvester Lone and the white lady put the holes on a half six, man. He didn't talk about Delilah and Winfield. Soon as he started hitting that backwood, he got too high.

Yeah, I'm trying to tell you. In the rear black run, you're a freaking man. They take. They take all our stories, and they hide them in comic books, eating dogs, and sci-fi movies. You're overthinking a lot of this shit, man, I'm telling me. No, Iron Man is the story of Ogon. Everybody got a collar home.

Leashes for all right. He's bishops. The thing, everything is conspiracy. Chef Boyd. was a black man. He named Boyd. Bradford. He was like something. No, his name was Ard. His name was Ard.

White people call all black men Boy Artie. They call them Chef Boy Artie. What if everybody was over the whole pool, eat dog food. Wait, it leases for the meat, shit. And white people were still serving bland dog food and white and black people season that's stupid, bro.

I'm not going to do with me, that's wrong with you. You get dog meat. Stupid shit, man. You're talking. You got mises for the beach. You're stupid. Hey, man. We didn't have been way too happy.

I tried this stuff before you got this hat. I told you. You shouldn't have started. Oh, sorry. You asked me what else I got coming up. All that shit. See how it just popped back in? Yeah, because we were starting.

I got went up on a tangent and then we started talking about movies and shit. I got a line of dog pool coming out. It's called alternate to meet. It's called Alternate Dimension. It's made for dogs, but it tastes good enough to you. It's going to find out of 3D, you're going to find a lot of DVDs. DVD? DVD.

He's going to like, what's on these DVDs, Black Rock? Three million dollars, huh? So, also coming up. He said it's awful, we're not funny here. I'm going to start dropping my website, bro. I'm going to start dropping a major shit on my website, unapologetically black.com, BLAQ. I'm also doing the show called Black Runs, Black Power Hour.

We talk about everything from dog food to different ways and things. You know what they're going. No, I talk about all kinds of shit. I talk about all kinds of shit. I talk about eating habits, healthy shit. We talk about sports. We talk about politics.

We talk about romance. We talk about gossip. Gossip, we're talking about his thing. What's wrong with this man? Back runs, back powwow. Oh, this boy, majority. I don't know. You're stupid.

I ain't made the same charge. I apologize. Amen. Oh. Let me get black powwow. Because it's your hour. But anyway, that's Black Run's Black Power Hour. Madele of all Instagram Live and YouTube.

Follow me on both girls' channels with more details. As you can see, it's a screen. Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, the show, how you happen? Oh, man. Hey, man, let's somebody check on this thing. Oh, no.

I said, black powwow. You know what's going on, bitch. Hell, yeah. You check on what your kid folk. They're in black power out. Come on see why he laughing so hard. That's Black Brown's Black Power Wow. Oh.

Right on a digital format near you. Your friend says she's going to see Black Power. Who? Yeah. Call it. It's like a TED Talk, but we have. Check up on your friend. Where you going, girl?

She's going to Black Power. Oh, shit. That's BLA Q. BLA.A. If you hunt your whole shoulders when you say, When you say, you remember, B-L-A-Q, R-O-N. Bro, boy, you funny. Brut.

It's fuck, man. Fuck, man. My boy, is crazy. You ain't gonna be a guest on the Black Power Owl? Hell, I don't want me in Black Power. I don't want to put some black, black, black. You ain't gonna come bring some power to the album. Hell no.

I don't even know how that invitation came to my house. Retend, re-send to sender. Resend to sender. You know how you put the Melbaugh line back up like that? Quake on it actually did that. Send that motherfucker back. Clayko to actually did an episode or two of the Pow Wow. Oh my goodness.

Don't pull me in. Oh, don't pull up the Black Power. Yeah. I'm scared. Shut out to the weed, man. He really doing this thing. Man. We're getting ready to Black Run.

My boy, cowboy. You for a deal. Don't let this be the last time you come to the track. It can't be, come back. It can't be, man. I judge how to end, you know. You're gonna love it. Hey, man.

Chow, 85! Yeah, right, run. Let's go. My dog mill. My nigger. I need some out. Nigger. I can't do it.

I can't eat. I can't. Different people eating dog food. But, man, the phone never came. Oh, you're hitting, you're on a black guy. Black, good. Right. There you.

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