The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Brady is Back | Ep. 36

Episode Date: August 12, 2016

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, what is that? What do you got to do? Is that the news radio, the jazz announced the late night? The late night? That's when I get the job on the old school. radio station. Quiet storm.

Quiet storm. You're kicking it with your name. Carlos. Nella. She got a couple of different ones. She got a couple different ones. Boy, you don't know anything about that Joyce Lattel.

She got a couple of different one. That's called Joyce Lattel. You know they got lime red bull. Yeah, they got a lot of flavor. Not everywhere got them, though, man. You're making it up. They do. They got the yellow.

They had an orange. They had a green one. and they had a cranberry one. Yeah, that's what they do. Yeah, a little lime red bull and stuff. I know. Product placement. Call Red Bull.

Tell them to give us some shit. Yeah, this podcast has wings, you fucking bitch. Yeah, you goddamn right. 85. 85. 85, hey. Ooh, I didn't even know all the fan hose has was retweeting you. I should have just got down.

We should have been peace. Bro, I should have been peeping while I was sleeping. Now I'm geeking. Because nothing looks like I'm thirsty for them, and they was in my mansion. See this? Not to mention that they ain't even had permission. Look at Queen Lola, fine-ass. Talking about she only get 40 likes on the ground.

I believe that, because the Twitter holes ain't popping on Instagram, and the Instagram hos ain't figured it out. They don't fuck with each other. They got to come together. Like, fuck all that talking, take the pictures. It's like, you stop taking pictures and say something. You have no substance You ain't got no pictures

Well, bitch, hey, yeah The argument could go back Hell look, don't say it yet Don't say it? Don't say it? Don't say it. All right. Do we need to write it down? Man, fuck it.

That marker don't work, so it doesn't have it. This market ain't shit, bro. Get a pen. Get a pen, get a pen, get a pen. They're going to take us more serious with a pen. Let's do it. I need you right now to loan me some of that pussy.

Don't sell me some and don't promise it to me. just want you to loan it to me. Just, I promise I'll pay you back. My bad. It's all right. Plead your case. How you pay it back? Well, if you would

be so kind as to loan me the pussy, you would see how I would pay it back when you need it paid back. It's a case of pussy perjury. Yeah. Got you. Hey, Clayton, who your emergency contact, nigga?

Emergency contact. I don't even put it no more. I put 9-1-1. What the fuck anybody I know going to do? Call the experts. I'm such a bad motherfucker. What the fuck is going on? I put myself as my emergency contact, nigga. If something happened to me, Nick.

Let me know. Nick, if something happened to me, you need to be trying to call somebody else anyway because I'm a height. It's these motherfuckers you got the word, but. Hey, let them know. Yeah, yeah. You see me fighting a grizzly bear.

Help the bear. Shit. He probably got your ass, nigga. I ain't going to help the bell. I'm just going to let y'all niggas handle it. Help the bill. I'm just going to let y'all handle that shit. You just saw me find the bell.

Help the bill. A rattlesnake built me one time. That shit crawled off and died. Fuck that shit. What's up, that? How are you living? Shit, man. I mean, they big ain't a little pachon.

No one time I? Popcom. A little popcorn. That shit sounds like a good. Don't eat it, though. No, hold up. Hold up. Hold on.

Hold on. Oh, man. Hold on. Hold on. Come on, man. Hold on. You know, we got a lot of listeners at this point. At this point.

Matter of fact, we're going to use this sound clip for when something get real interesting. Nigger, you won't let them do it. No, we're going to replay this. Go ahead. Get a few takes. All right, man, hold on. Hey, man, this is the 85 South show.

It's your man, Carlos Miller. Who it is over here, man? Clayton English in the bill of Sabado Domingo. Come on, man. One leg up like a flamingo. Come on, man. Come on, man. And you already know over there, man.

I come every time a nigger do that, it doesn't matter what going on. Hey, boy, how you feeling, man? Shit, I ain't bullshit with these niggins. Bro, I don't know why we keep introducing ourselves like it's another 85 South show. This the 85 South Shore again in Texas. Mudge your boy, D.C. on fly.

85, go. 85 don't go that far. Damn show dope, bro. It ain't nothing closer. 85 don't go that far, man. 85 cut out real quick, man. What are you going for? Shit.

Where are you taking to? Snellville? I don't know. 85 South. Shit. once you get downtown, there ain't no more 85 cents until you get, like you're going to the airport. Yeah, then you get back on 85s off.

Take that shit to Union City. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, man. We end this bitch. We just had the dope-ass, we got a lot of feedback last week about the freestyles. Because people have been asking us to do a whole lot of freestyles.

It seems right now the shit that we dropped. That pussy got a smell. But I'm going to fuck up. That I'm a fuck, though. Hey. Pussy got to smell like my foot, though. That's for the straight. Hold up.

Let's do the R&B version. If that pussy got a smell, yeah. I'm going to find out. Yeah. If that pussy got to fear, but I'm a fuck. Hold up, bro. You ain't heard the shit. What happened?

Oh, nigger. My homeboy, DJ Swade, and put the remix on that shit. You didn't let one of your goddamn pop. Yeah. Hey, no, trust me. Hey, can't hit that shit. We're listening to this shit. This for the fans.

Let me hear this shit. Let me hear it. Play the remix. You got speaker. Yeah, play the remix. Remix, guys. Pussy got a smell, but I'm a fuck don't. Hey.

Hey, pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck. Hey. Pussy got to smell, but I'm a fuck, though. Hey. Pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a fuck. Hey. It's got a smell, but I won't fuck, no. Putz it got a smell, but I'm a fuck, but I'm a fucking got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a fucking got to smell, but I'm a fuck, no.

And what's it got to smell, but I will fuck, no. That's a shit hard. Come on, man. 85 South show. Oh, yeah. We can't sit here looking like we can't. ain't doing shit. What if Steve Harvey

see us just sitting here chilling? Hey, man. Let's shut this motherfucker's studio down. Speaking of studio, I got to introduce you to somebody, man. You wasn't here when she came through. What she is? Man, you ain't.

Come on, man. People love this girl. Yeah. I did fall. She came on this motherfucker. Cuss Clayton out. For no reason. Hell yeah.

For no reason at all. It was the weirdest thing. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Who is that? Oh, my God. She's right here. Man, look over it.

Go ahead, man. Introduce her. D.C. Youngflat, this is Brady. Brady. Y'all shows you love for Brady. What's up, Brady? Hey. How you doing?

Let's pop. What's your? What you said? See that? See that? See that? Do you understand? We're going to see where it go?

That the fans was like, man, D.C. and Brady got to do the episode together. Yeah, yeah. We can do a lot of shit together. What you want to do? See that? Don't start that shit, man. Because last time she was on here,

she got stalkers and shit. That's her fault. I was weird. I'm a real lifestyle. Did nobody tell you to come on this motherfucking looking good? We told you who this podcast was for. Niggers who might slick take that pussy. No.

We don't condone it, but they might. I never said that was us. Nigger, I've seen some niggas who ain't shit listening to this shit. I'm not taking no pussy. It is giving things to me thing. Hey, hey. No pussy is to be taken. Nigger, I'll be out here.

Pussy is to be given away. Don't you ever take no pussy? Then y'all didn't let me finish. Oh, jump. to a conclusion. I was just... You don't want to say this podcast for niggas you took a pussy. No.

No. The pussy is given to you. Now you might have the pussy in the yard where you have to go and strangle the pussy. But... What? See? You're worse than the fucking ass.

You're not helping, man. That's not the same thing. That's not the same thing. That's not the same thing. If the pussy's in the street, you don't go into the street. Yeah. But if the pussy come in your yard and you got a private sign? Hey, man.

You're talking about cats. You get it. You're talking about cats. You're talking about dogs and cats. At this point, we're talking about dogs and cats. You surprised me to do that. You fuck the game up. Exactly.

Because I've read it to a girl. We know. No, I'm bringing to a girl who was like. We know. I'm like, damn, bitch, you is crazy. Hey, I-85 runs from Petersburg, Virginia to Montgomery, Alabama. Guess what? I don't give a fuck.

Why you don't give a fuck? Because I don't know. And I be young 85. I be confused. I be on 705. Tell the people I'm on 85. Okay. And tell the people I'm on 75.

I don't give a fuck I just turn the next briefway I don't give a fuck I just turn him the freeway It's the Uber at me one more time where I'm going I say bitch look at the GPS Bitch leave me long Hey leave me long Hey let a nigga in Leave me long

Hey let a nigga in Hey leave me long Hey let a nigga in Bitch look at the GPS and leave me alone Hey I need some gas money shit I got plenty Riding down motherfucking

Interstate 20 I'm gonna run like Forrest Gump up and Jenny She better give me some of that kitty Before she'd give me some of that kitty Pull the titty out And put a titty out Yay Put the titty out

Look at the GPS And leave me low Hey I'm on 85 headed to Montgomery Ditches on the phone And they all want a summary Only want to summon me I ain't going to tumble weed

Got these bitches on my dick And I don't need them all the weed Hey Brady where you at I told them just to all the lead Okay You don't freeze now Come on, you got a little weed. Rap, Brady.

She can sing, though. And we're smoking good weed. I'm gonna roast your ass, Brader. Oh, shit. Go ahead. Brady, sing the song that you were singing. You're gonna rap. Man, that's one.

And mama sit and tell you look like Michael Jackson. Oh, no, you didn't. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. No, no, you did. You better look at the GPS level off. Hey, leave a lot. Hey, man, who the podcast for?

Oh, man. It didn't take long. See, I told you, Brady, we're going to come out. I told him he was going to do that show. I told him he was going to come out, man. You know so brave. I'm trying to make me out a bit bad guy. What happened with this motherfucker, though?

What happened? The stalking. Oh, the stalking situation. Oh, I know. He was crazy. I don't know. Let me tell you. Hold on, wait a minute, wait, man. Oh, shit.

Can we, can I just, like, bookend it when we started off. Look, you're going to tell this story like a girl. So. You're going to interpret it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know. So this had a shit going to work.

You're going to tell some story. Clayton going to interpret this shit. Because you know, fellas, we need facts. We can get a lot. D.C., we got the sad comments. So, go ahead, Brigh. So I was at work, and I was leaving work, right? And leaving from work, I was outside with it on my ride, the Uber,

and he just walked up and was like, hey, me, let me talk to you. Okay, I'm going to stop you right there. What she was saying is none of that at the work shit, none of that mattered, no matter what time of day it didn't matter. She was leaving work. She was getting into Uber. The dude walked up right then. Now, this is a dude.

assuming that harassed you already on the internet because you didn't specify that but the people need that at home now go okay so during this moment he was talking about from the strip club well that's where I'm at with it in my head let her go just let it's not a bad question

fuck it's not a bad question it was a very interesting conversation I was just being polite he says you know I watch a show I'm a writer and I want he didn't say that nigga he was like they he basically was like I have this show that I've written and I

think you'd be perfect for it. I'm like, okay, cool. Let me follow you on Instagram. I support your movement. Okay, so just to interpret that right quick, dude came up and he was trying to run that shit. You know everybody in Atlanta's something. You know everybody's something like that.

I got a production company. You know I'm a writer, man. I'm a photographer. I write, yeah, I write, I write, I write my name. I write the name in the bottom of the check. Yeah, exactly. My brother owned majesty. No, he gave me the full-blown, girl.

You know you don't have to work here, right? Strip. I told you. No, I don't work at a strip club. Okay. That's the only sympathy conversation. You ain't got it. I mean, you may have to answer his question.

You may have to answer his question before we could have to request me. He slid up on some T-Pain shit. I work as a shopper in a store. Oh, okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So you're undercover shopper. No, she's a mystery shopper.

Is that another name for a stripper at a store called the candy shop? Yes. I'm a shopper at the candy shop. I don't know. So you walk around with a lot of shit that makes his telling on people who's telling it. No, nigger. Okay. No, she's a secret shopper.

She makes sure the product plays where it's supposed to be placed. Right. You work as a shopper at a store. Is that right? No, I'm just a fucking sales associate in a damn store. It's not that. Why you guys say that? You said a shopper.

She made a sales super cool. Shopper means shopper. I have been in a shopper before. This nigga. I was just a shopper under the day. Think what I was doing? I said, I'm being a shopper. You didn't get paid for it.

Yeah, I ain't get paid. I'm just a shopper. No. That's what her job. You know, some jobs call you an employee. Some jobs call you a co-worker. A clerk. She's a cell.

I'm a personal shopper. Her job called her a shopper. Yeah, I'm a personal shopper. That is better. Say sales associates. Don't change her job title to make you feel comfortable. Oh, so you're a shopper. D.C.

I'm not. If I started to make you, I'm like, baby, are you a shopper? She'd be like, no. You can't change her title. Excuse me. You can't do that. No. Don't change people's title.

I'm like, man, my fucking told me, they was a shopper working behind a redress, just like you. No, she's lying. She might have been a strepher. I'm like, you right. At Macy's, though, money? You're right. You're right.

No, okay. So, wait a minute. This dude shows up to your job, which is weird enough. How do you figure out where he worked? Because I feel like they should hear that too. Just from social media, like watching my Snapchat. Oh, no.

Be careful out there, ladies, you see what can happen. And we're going to pull up on the dude or something. We're going, I don't know. We might just. He might be not. No, but I forgot she said the Ziga pulled up on him. He might get the Zika virus. We don't know.

That's what you need to do. You need to carry a container of mosquitoes and be like, fuck, nigga, back off. I do you eat his secret. Nick, be like, shout, you got a shout out. Straight on that shit. And if he already got a small head, he might be thinking it's already taken.

You feel what I'm saying? No, I'm just funny. So give me the rest of this story. Yeah, my bad. I mean, yeah, so I followed him or whatever, and then he just constantly kept hitting me on Instagram. It got a little bit uncomfortable. so that I was like, you know what?

I'm about to unfollow you because you know. Give us some of the uncomfortable. Can we, can we, because we need to know who the fucked up. Has he ever appeared in your car when you looked in a rearview mirror? You're like, what? No, it wasn't that. No, it wasn't that. No, it wasn't that bad.

No, it wasn't that bad. No, it wasn't that deep. But it just, it got uncomfortable. He started just basically trying to tell me about my life. And it was almost like, nigga, how do you know this shit? Like, what are you doing to figure? He probably telling you he. He knew it.

Wasn't he right, though? Or was he just taking educated guests? A lot of it, he was just. just making shit up but then other stuff it was kind of like yo like he must have been he must have was there

like because I host parties so he sees my flyers and he goes to wherever I'm out that sounds like an ex well we sound like an uncle or father okay so this all this all bro we're gonna figure this shit out

let's try to find the source your father so this started because y'all my dad's white oh that's what she was told what did you do you think hey DC just

turned it into a good-ass drama on lifetime. Listen, I watched Firstborn, hey, for a real-and-files, like, all the shit she's saying is, like, Stripper, father, like, I know. Where do you get father from? That's because she knows her life already. I don't know.

This nigga just been on the Twitter search boxes sound. Going crazy. Yeah. You got to be careful what you put out there, too. So, okay, so y'all talk, he hit you on the, no, no, no, he hit you on social media. Right. And then. Right, so it just was, like, constant harassment. And he showed up somewhere. He showed up at an

event and then he tried to get your number. He tried to get my number initially, but I never gave him the number. I just follow him. Yeah, I just follow him on Instagram. I want to support you, follow you on Instagram, whatever. All right, Clay, not. But he created multiple pages too. He was harassing me with more than one

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Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What is your diagnosis? I mean, right now, basically what? What happened was he probably was trying to come at you just because he thought he was compatible because people live, they like through screens too much, you know what I'm saying? Just what you see on the screen ain't necessarily what you're going to get or what you think it's supposed to be. And, you know, we do this shit. We ain't there for y'all, you know what I'm saying?

If some shit happened, cool, you know what I'm saying? But you got to treat us like real people. So I don't know the rest of the situation. But she probably hit it with. I know the rest. That's why I was about to ask for her. She probably hit it with too much of the swirred. What happened on the other shit?

When he came to find out It was her father And he knew her He was throwing dollars On his daughter He didn't know He was just trying to see if she was gonna fall She sounded like old boy

Through the dollar on her She didn't talk hard enough He was like baby girl That ain't gonna get it right there You're stupid What the fuck is work? Stop eating that shit It's not the popcorn

Trust me It's Molly on the popcorn Yeah Oh gee Oh gee was raised by her somebody said was her daddy

but the one of the other okay hold of how no we got the song you ain't oh shit the pussy got a smell let me hear

wait a minute wait you done what happened to this dude where he had now is he gonna be out there I don't know

he's gonna fuck up basically I rose to his ass I just let him know like niggas stop fucking commenting on my shit the fucked up part is the nigga probably

still listening to the show what you want to say to him hey man let your daughter be in peace my nigga feel what I'm saying like just let it go

that's what he really gonna start putting on that shit though what you want to say to hey man look leave folks the fucking love everybody ain't going to fuck you

because he won't hit that pussy so he's going to find everybody everybody ain't he can't I go to the job you're stupid I'm outside

I'm in the blue thing I'm gonna be outside when you go and do your thing you know what I'm saying that's you with the roller bag Shut up I'm just playing No I won't say

Look man Find yourself a pussy That won't you Yeah man And if you can't find Yeah man And pussy is like on a can All you got to do is ass

They can deny a lot of times And even if what you're looking for It's deeper than pussy It's not There But I feel like a lot of niggas would get more pussy If they just be quiet

Say less Get more That's my motto Sometimes y'all You know No Say less You're gonna tell me

Get more pussy All right why did it Because I'm quiet Just be quiet And you're gonna get the pussy Because if we like you We already like you

It don't matter what you got It is what it is This is a test First one to speak to lose the pussy First one to speak to lose the pussy How good can you hug Oh you already lost When you stop sharing your popcorn

You're stupid No man No those are real shit Don't be out here Got damn stalking nobody they're falling up. That's lame as fuck. fellas, let me tell you something. It's not hard to get pussy. Trust me. It's out there. Social media ain't real life.

You can buy it. I don't go for what these holes out here talking about. They're selling a pussy. Listen, they're selling it. And it's all times high right now. Clarence. And sales tax. You got to worry about the tax? None of that shit. It's a surplus. Yeah. All of it got to go. They got to make room for a whole new season.

They selling it at the dump. Pussy that was normally going for $3,500. Come down to the dump. $23 for a whole vagina living room. Georgia Fairground. This weekend. At the dump.

Pussy liquidation, said. Oh, they goddamn gross. The lowest cost on labia. Come to the dump. Not only do we have... You can stop no longer using lube. You can stop no longer using at the dump. Not only do we have pussy.

We have couches, sectionals. All right. Manfugas is ignorant. We have no sense. I'm sorry. That's great. I just don't like, I just really hate lame-ass motherfuckers.

Yeah, man, I'm telling you, man, pussy's out there, trust me. The same shit you're doing the hug, it's a bitch doing you like that. How about y'all meet up and fuck? So what you're saying? Just like he was stalking her ass? So you're saying, thirsty niggard should get with thirsty bitches.

Yeah, and be thirsty and make lemonade. Stalker niggas should get with stalker bitches. Crazy niggas get with crazy bitches. They ain't got a, they can tune that stalker shit into some other shit. Like, you know what? Help me become suspicious. So then they would have they just team up

and start to stalking somebody else? That's crazy. You stalk her? I stalk her too. And that's what they... Now you got to team up. No, we don't need team-ups. All this shit is sound bad.

Guess what? But leave motherfuckers to the fucking loan. You can't make nobody want you. You don't stalk somebody for folks. Hey, whatever happened on that screen, whatever happened on TV, whatever happened on that computer, that shit ain't real life. Stop all that stupid shit.

Stop showing up the people's job. You saw that Joe Button shit, you're going to run up all people. What the fuck are y'all doing? Keep it real. Y'all playing too that damn much, man. What's the most stalkerous shit you ever done? Who me? Yeah.

Don't lie. I see you looking to the left. Maybe don't say it. I remember I saw a bit from the far. It was your chick. No, I just saw a bit from the far. I was like, damn that ass fat. And I was like, man, you know what in my head.

Like, bro, don't let that pussy just walk by. You never know what I'm saying? How far away it was? It was far. It was far. Some of that, nigga, my car right here. You had to hawk it in.

I said, fuck my car. Walk past the car and act like I want to go in the stove and then realize you were the niggas I had to look for some shit that was in the stove. You bought some shit you ain't even need. I'm behaving like a motherfucker like, man, they bet on like that, man.

That's as stalkerish as it got. That's as a stalkerish as it got? Yeah. Okay. What's the most stalker of you? Um, let me see. The most stalkerish. I don't really, I don't know

all that popping up and I'd have been on set and I'd have been like hey what? Send her email I told the lady to cast me

I said sent her one and then you know put my info in there and Clayton looked like he was talking about and let the winter down just a little bit and be yelling

hey keep going you're stupid then calling that was me he like saying the bitch is confused who's calling my name

I love this shit little bit confused that ass big you fucking stupid man you don't talk the woman the most stalker shit I ever did like I ain't never just popped up

but I went over there and I knew everybody was supposed to be sleep what I don't know just wake up what is we're gonna argue so I'm gonna wake you up

early in the morning too just to add insult what you mean you ever had the bitch to use your lap on you like a lot like that's your go-to laugh she hit you with your laugh

and you're like You think I'm stupid. That's my lie. What's he's saying? But your phone don't that. My phone is the phone that that in this relationship. It ain't about to be two phones that. So you left your charge.

My answer is it? Come up with your own shit. Yeah. That's what my argument was. I'm going to the studio. How are you going to the studio? You don't even work at you. You can't.

See, now y'all both can't use. He didn't say what kind of studio. He just said I'm going to the studio. He's going to the workout studio. He's going to the studio apartment. What's your lie, bro? What's your lie that you? What's your go-to lie?

Man, look, I don't have to lie. I come in. This is the best thing. I'm going to tell you what. I'm going to tell you what. I'll tell you how I do mine. Look, I just slow the conversation down, man. Let's figure out what the problem is.

First. You know what I'm saying? What is you? Where were you? You know what time it is? Who are you with? Wait a minute. Hold on, man.

Where was I? Where was I? That's what you focused on. Where was I? Right? That's what's concerning you at this point. Where was I? Who I was with?

Who I was with? which one is it because I was out but where am I now I'm back so unless I have to be here all the time why does it matter where I'm at now if I'm right in front of you that shit's how good I'm calling you bro there you go I see why you said you don't have to like I'm gonna try that I'm gonna try that shit I'm like what was I what's your life what was I that's what was I that's what you worried about I'm like god damn I ain't that she's gonna answer like that she was a lot better when there was no response. No pressure with no response.

But this is what I do, because I got two phones. So shit, I get one phone, be on the phone all night. I put it up on a whole bunch of dirty clothes, cut the TV up, and I go out the house from my other phone. The bitch, I think I'm in there sleep. Yeah, I'm asleep. To my niece and nephew, make noise and shit, be like, well, Uncle John. I'm like, God damn.

Oh, went in the room talking about me. The bitch think I'm in there sleep. That's that, whoa. Brady, what's your go-to, lad? I already told you. You should have told him. In the studio? I got to go to work.

I'm in the studio. You got to go to work. You're in the studio? That's your go to life. Yeah, I'll be right at the club. What's the coldest you've ever pulled it? Have you ever pulled it? Like, no, fuck this.

I got to go to the studio. We was going to fuck, but I changed my mind. I got to go to the studio. Like, how on the spot can you have to be at the studio and somebody believe that shit? Oh, what you mean? Real on the spot, like, right before. Hey, you know, technology kills some. my pants down and pulling back up.

Oh, got the text. I got to go to the studio, my bad. That's what you do. You must say, I want to give a nigga no head. Technology killed a whole lot of motherfucking lies. It's hard as fuck to ignore somebody these days, man. I got to get you head. Girl, text me.

I'm going to studio. Right. See, because they can. But why would you even want to fuck somebody like that? If you're going to have sex with somebody, that girl, she needs to be, she wants to have sex with you because she want to do everything to use. Head is a part of sex.

That's the case. I remember one time I had I put on a rub on like yeah let me get some head and I'm dude it with a rubber on I said bitch when you're fucking you ain't want yeah what you wanted some head with a rub on y'all must ain't seen the HIV limit y'all didn't trust some mouth man you're not you're gonna say see the HIV limit in Georgia y'all thought I was bullshit till you saw it on the new rubbles any one too I went two I won't one

the only women that suck dick with a condom on are prostitutes is that I don't give a fuck who it is I don't think that's true I don't think that's I think that's true. You don't suck the dick with a condomone? Not enough in a long time. Yeah, you suck that dick, man. She sucked that dick, man. She's tripping.

They might got to. They might got her. Her shit been a long time. No, she might have been a long time ago. No, she might got to, you know. I ain't never had no head with a condom on before. I don't know. I'm not about that life.

You ain't never had it re greased with the mouthpiece? Nope. That's the regrease. Brut. Brose the condom cup come on. Ain't no more. Hey, ain't no more. Regreed.

Man. You might got to get to re greased. I don't be one to fuck, because I'd be one. That's the only time, see, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get a head fan for that. You feel what I'm gonna'all? With two rubbers on. You're getting head with two rubbers on. But my is the regress.

It's the reason. See, I got an old lady, so I really be thinking about her. Oh, so I'm saying. So I'm not coming home bringing my bit, you know what I'm saying? So I'm like, I got to get some head with rub on a bit. I don't know. I got old lady. Why don't you just not get it and go home?

Because he cares. It ain't that type of part. It doesn't be too much like right. It ain't that type of part. It's because he cares. I ain't perfect, but I swear I still be fucking need, bitch. You don't want to get me head damn as you get this thing. I'll punch you in your face or I go up in your shit.

Bitch, you're going to give us a hell of the rubber. Fuck, you're talking about. Wow. No, we ain't fucking. See, that's your angry. We could. Don't codeine. But I mean, are you.

Don't cold on. Don't colding. Are you giving her head too, though? Or I'm lost. Who me? Yeah. Ah. Brady, what's you doing?

Not if I get an end with a rubble on. I mean, you not clean enough. You're not clean enough for me to give you hair. If I, you gotta give me some head with rub on a bit. You're not cleaning those. You never gave head first. No, what I'm saying is she's sucking your dick, but you, you're not eating. I'm the type of bitch that I fuck with, see, me and you, you, you just, I would have told you

so where the fuck you're going. I don't, I don't care. Brug, nigga, it was hot as fuck today. You would have said what to say? I would have told you, okay, you want to sit here, argue. What the fuck you're going? because your Uber like four minutes away

We don't go don't No my car would have been parked outside I can't say it We could have left the gallery then Because I'm gonna need a ride My shit down the street Oh okay My name is Carlos Miller

And if I need to put a rub on To get some head Don't even get to me Right I'm all right What you mean right You don't suck the day With a rub on before

I have So what you're saying right She was young She ain't know no better Listen I eat push With a rub on Nobody said you didn't.

I'm back her up. No, it seems like you felt like to be an attack, man. No, no. I eat pussy. No. I eat pussy. Now, don't get it fucked up. Don't get it fucked up.

What's all this negative energy, baby? I eat pussy. I eat it right now. Put it in here. She can feel it. She's saying if I don't give it a hug. See, she heard what she said. You got to give it to me first.

Oh, no. No, no. I didn't say that you have to give it to me first. But I'm saying, you know, when you in it, you don't know. I'm going to tell you right now. Any nigga that's going to fuck with me because everybody don't get the box. But if you get the box,

you're going to want to get me. I'm going to tell you right now. Well, first of all, stop calling. I don't want no pussy car to box. Every box, I don't know, drag. Or they got a homeless man in it. Or they got a homeless man in it. I don't want no box for the homeless.

You're going to tell a nigga, I'm like, hey, what the hell are you doing this? The box? Like, God damn, that's a box for real. The box. Get your ass out the box. I'm good. See, all I'm saying is,

that's the black box from the airplane. But if I don't eat your pussy, it's a reason. It's because it was a box. Who could eat the whole box full of a pussy? It was a box for a pussy. It was the 85th show. This is a podcast for niggas who eat. The box.

The box. I told the box up. Hey, this is a podcast for niggas who still eat coochie. Man, you still ain't a little, if you don't mind a little twat on your tongue. I just thought it was a more pleasant way of saying vagina. You can't even find no. The patina is the most pleasant word. You can't even find no good coochin no more.

You down so, okay? That's too ugly for me to say. Cochie. You don't fuck one of them coochies that looks like the inside of a pecan. Coochies ran in the 90s. Look at them, girls. They wear them coochie cutters. Coochers.

Look at them girl. They got them coochie cutters. Bro, when the last time you had some coochie, my nigga? This morning. This morning. He was 16. Oh, that when that coochie was developing. How long ago was that?

Cooch. How long ago was that, bro? I'm 24. Okay, so that's eight years ago. I read the same age. Damn. You're going to be an act, oh, my shit. Hey, that's crazy.

He didn't have no, nigga, eat your ass. The last time you had some coochie, I was your age. Yeah, what you say? The last time you had some coochie, I was your age. Oh, for real? Yeah, yeah. That coocher was fast. I'm glad I started eating pussy later.

I would have been eating the wrong pussy. No, because I was in high school. I mean everything. I graduated, I graduated 2001. I still remember Coochie was popping there. I remember Coochie. I remember you say that word. Like, boy, I got some Cooch.

Because LeVar brought the shit up. I miss Coochie now. Now I'm thinking about it. Now, see, Coochie, that's a clean. They were clean. Coochie was clean. When you got some dirt, you'd be like, man, that dirt-a-haat pussy.

That one they were calling pussy. Pussy is the street name. Yeah. That Coochie? Coochis. with her mama Mm-hmm. Cochie.

Coochee ain't even got no bills in their name. Coochie Puss in Box. Box doesn't been through something. Yeah, because you use a box to move. Box doesn't been took before. Man. Box doesn't smuggle drug.

Yeah. Y'all going to leave my word alone. Put that in the box. Box doesn't hit a couple of cell phones in prison and shit. Like, ma'am, come here. Squeezing out of them cell phones out of that pussy. Y'all, too.

I want some coochie, man. Oh, see, look, Popeye's got the $5 a box. You can get the five pieces of chicken for $5. That's box. Taco Bill got a box. A $5 box. Yeah, yeah. Every time a box, he got more than one.

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you haven't been leased for that hold up bro that's the second time this nigga I almost died on this show because he tried to eat it like he's on a cartoon trying to throw it in the air and shit man hey this some shit is always in the comment you remember when you hit that button in the shit went all the way up

you started singing in your own air that shit man I'm gonna kill my down ear drums You should have been here, man. I hit these motherfuck all the way up. What the fuck you've been up to, man? What's got you coming to work so much these days? Man, you know, I'll do it on a weekday. I'm here, man.

You know, I'm out on the weekend. Oh. You know? I'm out there. I'm on the chair, man. All these comedy clubs, I'm coming. Toledo. I'm up there.

West Nyack. I'm up there. Where is that? New York. West Nyack? Yeah. Yeah. I ain't never heard of that.

Virginia. He's going to shit. They're going to shit. That's his name that city last week. Yeah, yeah. You're the first comedian, where's Nyack? They're going to let me cut the ribbon.

Damn. No, I'm just for a shit. It's up there. It's near New York, I think. I like the way that shit. It just sound real player, the way you say. It's up there. West Nyack.

It's going to be. West Nyack. It's probably, it's probably any. Probably full of A-Rab, nigs. Oh, Clayton, we love your comedy. I told you, when you come in, do you love your comedy. No, no, listen, understand.

When you come here, all the bitches come out. Oh, this is a good time, all the time. No, nobody, no, nobody. No, I see him, man. You've been last comic standing since the first episode. I said you, I see D.C., he looked at me, he said, fuck you. I say, nobody fuck me, buddy. Nobody.

I say, but I like you, D.C. I let you fuck me Dishy, but nobody fuck me Dish. I tell D.C. Young Fly, fuck you mean. I tell him Dizzy's not come back. Fuck you mean. Hey, y'all, wait, I go on the thought. So, where you going to shoot a movie? You make movie.

Make movie and start? I gave you a lot of fun. Make a movie and start. I gave you a lot of brief. Make movie and start. You ever had the Indian dude try to sell you the gas station Viagra later night.

Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, come in. Heart and Dick for you. You take it. You like it? You like, I hate when you be buying rubble. You're like, you be buying rubble. And the other shit on the wall. I'm like, let me get a pack of a mag.

More, like the blue pill. Also get the blue pill. I take. I take. I take blue pill. Guerrilla. Don't take gorilla. Don't take gorilla.

What do you say? He said you, hey, also take the blue pill. Hey, that's exactly what they say, though. I'm like, what's the blue pill? Hey. She's going to keep calling you and calling you? No, nobody. You don't, you don't like horse.

Oh, you don't like horse. I like horse. Also take the bloo. Also, you don't need this. Oh, you don't like a horse. You too young. That's exactly who we got this podcast. But they're all right.

Niggas who took the blue pill. Hey. You, hey, also, you don't know why. I always be on the left side to or you can take the blue pillow I'm like, man, I'm about to want that shit hammered heart racing like a motherfucker I took one of them pill before that I thought

I was about to die to realize I'm like man this shit's supposed to be working on my dick not my heart you like them blue pills nah I'm straight for real she didn't want the red pill they got them for y'all too don't they

that's what that little root in that bottle for that's for the lady that's what it is you ain't up to that little root in the bottle up there I don't know what it's for but these women they know when you take it that shit. They do. They know. How they know?

Because these women smarter than you give them credit for. She'll jump off the dick like, uh-uh, hold up. This motherfucker too hard. What, what you took? So then she won't accuse you a performance enhancing? No, see, your girl know about how-oh. Your girl knows about how he

know his stroke game. See? That's like how you figure out when a nigga cheating on you. Like if you kiss me one way, we've been kissing like this and then you come back all of a sudden you can't sit kissing different. Uh-uh. Who taught you that new trick? How, you know, he just ain't been wanting to do that shit for you. Oh, I see your girl that's going to take your shitty buddy.

How you don't take the blue pill? Okay, so you say if he comes with some new shit. No, it just be wrong. Well, that's not about something as intimate as kissing. I was about to tell you, but look, kissing is intimate. Your lady know about how much pussy you need to survive. Right. It's giving me.

And then when you start going in excess, like, this nigga ain't never fuck me for a time. Why don't you fucking me all these times? See? You don't even have a number two. Like, what you? You're supposed to be sleep. You're going on round two. I got number two.

You just be a long fuck. I got number two. But what I'm, so what's the difference between a long fuck and a number two? Like, because it's because you know when you, you're stroking it up, y'all finish.

Check this out. You chill, you cuddle, and then you come back from round two. But if it's a long fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck with the fucking eat around two. That's what I'm saying? If you have a long fuck and then you come back

with another long fuck and another long fuck, you're not. Hold up. Nick, you got three weeks worth of pussy the night. What is going on? Hey, look, you know what? See, that's what I'm saying. Because we want to sit there and have that pussy tore the fuck up.

Hey, no, this is what I'm saying. Oh, no. I'm not saying I want that. See? I'm not saying I want that. That's not what I'm saying I want. This is why women can't never be heavy and satisfied. Nigger come in. What if I want that pussy like that right now?

Because before, I didn't want the pussy because your attitude was stank. The whole time your attitude was fucked up. And I didn't won't fucked up attitude pussy because I like pussy at a frequency that's acceptable for me and if you,

and don't be giving me the pussy and you, no, no, you, I don't really too much care. I just have, I want to be dressed how I'm hot what gets me hard. I say, look, bitch.

If I want the pussy how I'm gonna get it. Well, sun dress with nothing on. Oh, just walk around some boy shirt. My dick gonna get hard off that. You can be talking to all that shit. I don't even know how, if I could relate, man. I told y'all five minutes ago. I still like Coochie.

I don't have to deal with. I don't care. I see a bitch. I see a bitch with a sun dress on. Don't wear nothing on because I'm liable in any moment. I'm going to lift that motherfucker up. So I'm going to need you to be red. Okay.

Okay. Because if you take the blue pill, my dick, your dick is going to be hard skills. My language. I tell you. I tell you. I tell you. Did you have my dick?

I show you my dick. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. I have a problem. No more. No more. No more.

I'm up, I said, you suck dick for me. She said, you suck, I said, no, you suck dick for me. No, you put my dick, you suck my dick for me and for you. But for you, but for me. Have they ever been trying to explain some shit to you and they called a nigga cheating? Hey, you could take the blooper. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey.

Hold on, excuse me, buddy, you're friend, but him. Hey. I see you. I see you. Man, you fucking up all out of hood credit. We ain't a better to get no blunts, gas, or nothing. No, but no, no, no, no, I hear what you say on your show, that's racism. You, you, you, you, you, you, you call, buddy.

D.C., no, no, party, no, party, no, fuck D.C. Fuck him, me, no, no, nobody fuck me, buddy. Nobody fucking. Hey, I love that era. Hey, you're editing myself, you're a crest. You were talking, how I'm talking, Chris. Hey, but look, before you live, get the blooper. That sounds like a Cuban.

Get the blooper, buddy. Who sounds like a woman? Cuban. I have a Cuban dick. Because I take the blue pill. Hey, man, this is the 80 past.

Our accents have no specific. Yeah. This is not a error. This is not going to Jamaica and shit. He was like, yo, buddy. Buddy bumble clock.

I'm like, that's a sign like a nigga from New York. Oh, shit. We in his bitch. I know, because you know this is a podcast for niggas who fuck bitches

with no eyebrows. Oh, no. I'm trying to figure out how those niggas. Like Mona Lisa Shout out Don't you know I went to Paris

For real Yeah I went to 16 nigga they make so much noise about this damn picture You know how big

Yeah it's not big This picture is This fucking big And everybody in there Like I can see the eye Bro you bullshit On everything

I think I walk right All right You don't know You don't know You might have been at the gift store You might have been at the gift shop That might have been

The big ass museum Why that shit It's like in a couch castle like type museum and it's all the way in the back that way you feel what I'm saying? Where is that people? Is that the Louvre? Let's say that. Up there that way

and it's that way it's like this looom. We don't know. We're going to say that. And it's far back you know how other pictures are up close. This shit is far back so it's like I think the eyes are moving. Yeah, man. Ain't nothing really what you're thinking of it. That shit be crazy, bro. Nothing is really what you. You've seen the good times Peyton in real life?

Yes, bro. That shit is all right. Everybody in that bitch. Who lives? I love that pain Everybody in that picture was seven foot Bro, that party looked like it was lit Like a motherfucker, bro Don't that shit like it was lit

It looked like they took waiting for A nigga said, all right now Y'all nigga got damn Snap out of it Man that shit That shit looked like that party was Free The nigga playing pool

If you look in the top left It's a nigga standing In the back eating pork chops Half the bone hanging off the bread Damn Ain't no motherfucker got no eyes No I thought JJ

They were really painting that shit, too. Look, we art connoisseurs, y'all. I seen Baskillow paintings. Them shit's dope. I fuck with Baskillian. See, look at this, man. That's dope. Man, you know, some of the ugliest paintings be so high.

It'd be like them, that'd be won $3 million for it. And motherfuck could be like, this is beautiful. I see what he's saying. He's mind-blowing. I ain't saying shit. I can't hate on it. I can't hate on it because if I could do it.

I'm a month. I did. I'm a change. You changed your name? You sold one for real? Yeah, yeah, but $3,000. Why the fuck you ain't painting more shit? Because it's hard to find that type of shit again.

What? The shit, the shit. I don't even know the shit. I can't find it on. It was good, though. Yeah. I don't never know when he bush. I'm bushing.

I'm lying. I wish I could sell him. Sometimes you can sell a star light. I figured that was some shit you was in. No, sometimes I'm going to the studio. No, sometimes the nigga be having to see. I got to go finish my master piece. I got to go paint.

I'll be right back. I need to find my music. That's why I had. That's why I had. That's why I had. Paintings be, like, high as hell, right? I don't never cut that nigger off when he's lying. It was good for me.

It helped me paint. No, it's really, I fuck with that shit, though. Like, I collect paintings. You ever heard a nigga lying, but you couldn't stop him from line because he had you doing some good shit in the line? Like, shit, Lowe pulled up with two bitches. I got a home girl like that. Like, keep telling them, shit.

What else I did? What I go, nita? What we go? What else I do? He helping him lie. Hey, tell him what we went, fool? Shit, me and Lowe was in the story. your club last night we had about three of them ready to go

who did win then what if it started going bad 10 of them three holes that told us to move out of their section I think that's so that's so embarrassing when you're in the club you in the session and the motherfucker who paid for the session and tell you to get up out of there you're in there like yeah what's up I see

you just got to act like you ready to go anyway the folks here they want this session you like yeah because you feel to be in the crowd Motherfuck. Let me get up out of it. Hey, you know, I wanted to go and be among the people anyway. Wouldn't you just in VIP? Yeah, I wanted to come fuck with y'all.

Hey, my, why are you down here? Bitch, be grateful. I sold it to them niggas for five times. Yeah. Oh, I got the picture right here. Look at them tetties, though. She took her bra. Oh, that's how lit that party was.

What is this? That's that nigga who eating that sound. Oh, that's you. The pictures. All them holes in a smoke cigarette. Oh, man. Yeah. Guitar, yeah.

Say what? Ernie Barnes What's your favorite good times episode, DC? Good time When Penny got burnt with their eye You would like that. You got one Brady or did you not grow up? Oh, that's even a burn our ass.

Brady grew up on Family Matters. It's cool. My favorite one is when Michael joined the gang. When Michael joined the gang and JJ had to go get him and they beat them up and then Michael ended up beating them up by his stuff you know what I remember that shit

Michael Michael were in fun I used to hate Michael because Michael used to have cover in his pants I like the I like the episode Mike used to have cover

in his pants I don't know what the hell you're talking about I like that episode with Michael and Penny won the talent show too that's a dope-ass episode

I saw I saw Mike they had a fundraiser for that lady I saw that episode that was on the night I don't know man I don't be

I can't remember I get see I'm getting old now I'd be getting episodes of good times and the PJs confused I love the

yeah you remember when Juicy and Calvin came and then they spent the night with JJ and Michael oh oh oh I wonder how much did that show

cost with the PJ yeah that she was hot super the claymation though you ain't came

and fin my agony stupid none of too so what you said you grew up on Brady what you was watching I don't even know

how we got here should we look at this she grew up on cheers we're gonna do this and three is company two We got to give some more shout-outs for the fans, man.

Who the fuck is talk? Tatiana, shout out to Tatiana. Tatiana said she loved the English accents. She liked the English accent? And she's doing the English accent. Oh, I'm like, bitch, every day he'd be seeing English. Hey, this nigga name, Mikey El-ish, I don't know this nigga name. He said he's a little ear thing in episode four.

Oh, where's them name? Hey, man, we can't say Y'all know who you are. Yeah, man, we fuck with everybody who fuck with us. Most definitely. Hey, man, we've been, what episode we're on?

99, 99, 99, 99, 99. And I have, I won't do. I've been talking to some people, man. They want to make some offers on the show and take the shit to the next level. Well, what level? We need sponsorship. What they're talking about?

I'm talking about office. Murder Inc. Want to do something. Oh, no. Murder ain't, I'm good. Nope. I'm good. I'm all right, man.

I'm good on the Godi, president. Did you see the Snapchat video of Ashley Martell, his girlfriend, sucking him up on snap? Yeah, man. I mean, she's a Tass Angel. Those bitches sell pussy. That shit was licked. Bitches sell pussy. What else we got in the dot?

Bitches sell pussy. All the Tats ain't just wholesale pussy. Say it. But I fubber d'em. Hey. How much they go on. I got a hundred. Let go.

I got a hundred. I'm talking about all the bull. Oh, no. I got a hundred. I don't want none. What if you're fucking around What if you buy the pussy I know you ain't getting Hollywood

You're right I'm about talking about Ohio That shit was free Ah They go ahead They know what going on Hey You know I'm not

I ain't buy It was free You know how in real Nicky go to the bathroom Like a nigga I got to the bathroom I said I'm going to the bathroom I start picking I said look about the nigga

Loz I walked up in there like the police Like Who left this pussy right here D.C. did this that's my home boy let me pick it up for him and put it up because I know he's gonna want it when he come back

that's all I did then I left y'all's stupid y'all stupid you see that you know what I had to bring the nigga out of now you had to do it too I had to I'm like no you bad not you remember that time I met you nigga we met that's how we met we got to do better as the people when it comes to this shit amen we got to

put some positive images out in the community and give something give these people something we fuck that one off on this one I think we fucked that one went off on this one when this one this a waste yeah that's why I threw the shit isn't it no it's good we can still make it positive say something positive right now she say something positive brady say something positive Brady say something positive Brady give us yeah you ain't even give us no rhyme no little song don't you hate

give a head and you fuck up your makeup no exactly that's the point answer that's be all well. If you're gonna give head, give it the right way. Like, your shit gonna get fucked up. Look crazy afterwards. Your lipstick should be sludged. Your wig should be hanging to this side of your hair. That man, you'd be like,

What the fuck is wrong with you, bro? She grabbed the nigga head and... Fuck my makeup. Fuck my makeup up. She picked you up. Hey! Hey, that is the weirdest shit is. when the bitch picked you up

because one time I had a bitch stick her arms under my leg I kept my shit I was like no bitch I'm a old grown nigga don't you ever grab my fucking she had you a wrestling mood

nah the bitch had me locked in she's trying to put you in the finger for a leg lock she was gonna get that body slab y'allet this shit made me real uncomfortable I'm in the position where my legs ain't on the ground

and shit like I put my legs down at least hey hey I was just telling my part I said man what if you were fucking the bitch and all of it and he quiet in here and all of it so you just hear

God damn Hey I just thought crying God damn oh did they feel good I did cry I think I was fucking a demon

at that point I just have to go with I'm fucking a demon I would say came out with it Would you finish I mean you can't just stop fucking a demon There you got to ease up out that demon

pussy You gotta be with a Bible You gotta be evil too You're like, ooh, I'm about to go get a pinagram on my back. God, be right back. Run the fuck up out there, motherfucker. Hey, you ever have a chick, get you some pussy and fall asleep? And she poop while she's sleep.

Mm-hmm. I love it. You say you love it. I'll wake her head and say, hey, you pulled it. I put her all the way under the cover with it. I tell her. I put her all the way under the cover with. As soon as she do it, you see how you handle this.

come on man it's just real life shit if you don't want some other what make you think I would exactly Hey man I love it Turn that puts to the side Give a round two

Right All right okay What's y'all naming the baby bro Is it a secret Hey shout out to Kanga Lane He's so cool Yeah

Shout out to Rodney King He came out of one of my shows It was really nice. Hey, man. Is that the stalker dude? No. That's a whole other. It's another.

It's a little bit of a stalking. Baby, baby. No, it ain't. Right. He's awesome. He's awesome. Who is he?

He was somebody that watches the show and he came out and supported one of my hosting. Nice. One of your stripper hostings? Nice. God damn it. You don't strip, Brady.

No. We know you don't. She don't. She said she can't even dance. That's what she told us on the other. I ain't never tell you that. No, I made that up, but it sounded. You said you didn't have a lot of rhythm, and you learned how to dance from full house.

That's what I gather. I never told you that. From the conversations that we've had, that's what I pulled from it. So do you dance? Can I dance? Yeah. So if I would just so happen to have a pocket full of want. You just got a nigga to be a stripper.

No. No. Hey, why they bullshit? Much love to everybody who believed in this show. We're about to start selling all types of shit. Yeah, man. Appreciate all y'all fuck-ass. No, Clayton got his bread coming real soon.

That's on the way, man. We are no loaves. We're talking to some motherfuckers. It's about loaves and fishes. In 2016, the rest of the year, if you ain't got no loaves or no fishes. Like, we didn't use this podcast to make our own platform. My nigger, D.C. got on some new rubbers that's coming out. All you got to do is where one, and it's just like you win two.

They call headfirst rubbers. Hey, man, listen to me. Listen to me. The tip of the rubber. The tip of the rubber, going to look like it's a hoodie. You're going to have like a skull hat. You know what I'm saying? Like a little extra room for the brothers who need extra room.

Yeah, okay. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm saying? Oh, baby. You got anything coming out? No. Yes, you do. What she got?

We lie. Look. Make some shit up, man. Coming out. They don't mean it's got to be coming out soon. With a whole line of wigs then, honey. Okay, cool. Yeah.

What's up? What's you going to call? They water resistant and all type of shit. Because I hate them wigs. Don't know that shit with you. They get wet. That shit smell like corn chips. I got one for that.

Like, oh, this bitch, smell like corn chips. Brady coming out with the waist trainers that don't even show through your shirt is going to just be made out of T-shirt material. Nice. Okay. Yeah. That's lit. That's like your whole sweat, but, you know. Dry fit.

Yeah, dry fit. Real an underarm. It came out with an underarm. And I'm going to be teaching the class for, I'm going to be teaching the class for. I'm going to be teaching the class for. the state helping niggas who are hand on their child support getting their license back. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm.

Yeah. I think I might host some GED, help some people get their GED three nights a week. That's cool. I'm also teaching self-defense classes to people who can't fight very well. What I do is I just match you up with somebody else that can't fight well and I just let y'all fight and I tell you what you're doing wrong. Bill your confidence. Hey, uh-uh, uh-uh, whoa, hold on, man.

Cover your face. He hits you twice. Hey, hey. Learned how to duck, Hey. So I'm going to cover your face. Brady, what's you going to call your wig shop? Always dry.

Always dry? Okay. D.C., I think you ought to come up with some dictionaries. Nigger, the fuck you mean dictionary? Webster can't fuck what you mean. You can literally tell people what the fuck that mean. Interpretations. Like, foo, food, it can be anything, person, place, or thing.

It's something to eat. You know what I'm saying? It can be anything. You know what I'm saying? E-40 got a dictionary? I think. Y'all should get together. He needs one.

It's cause a sorrel reasons. It not only give you the definition and a synonym. It gives you the reason behind this shit. I remember the first time I heard that nigga rap, I said, did a nigga drink something? I thought you got punched in the stomach. I was like, damn, why ain't never heard a nigga record a live book?

Bro, you know E40 was a different type of rapper when that nigga said, I'd be more hip than a hippopotamus. Get off your head like a neurologist. Nigger, got a partner by the name of Tupacalypse. I forgot the rest. I don't know. I said he pulled a 40 out of Lawton flush it down to Shafagaris. Nigger.

E40. Any type, any nigga that can use hippopotamus and rhinoceros in the rhyme. Hey, Tupacalypse. Yeah, come on, man. Different type. Come on, man. They're going to be like, boy, DC, you don't see your country now. Hey, what's, you like any of these new rap niggas?

Uh, like, who are you listening? to me you fuck with in there yeah i'm fucking with a lot of people man yeah i'm fucking with that 70-year-old white lady with the christian rap what the words say yeah what the words say she'd be going in that shit be going in she want to know what the words say she's 74 and she got a gospel of mixtape bro i like the new names though like i'm seeing rappers push the the rap name it ain't you know i'm saying some shit that you would typically see like the nigga little ooze vert like i don't know what the fuck that mean i know like like I know the oozy is.

Like what's the verb? You just got to put little and then you got to put two things together. Little convertible Oozie. You just got to put two things together. He's a gun in the car at the same time. Okay, like I never heard of a little yacht. Little Yacht.

Yeah, a little yaddy. A.k.a. little boat. This niggas just going to be a little boat. Why would you want to call yourself a little boat? That's what I'm saying. These niggas is, I don't know if they're getting these muffing. Because the Titanic Saint. Indian chief or what?

That's what I would say if I was a little yad. Yeah, that'll be fly. I'm gonna be like, I'm trying my name like Little Sam in the Hal. No, you already, D.C. Young Flat. You made niggas, that's a long name. But I'm saying, like, my rock name will be like, Little Sam in the Hell. I see what I'm saying.

I see what you're saying. Little Sam in a half. What's some good rap name? Some good ones? Yeah. What did you say? That's not cool. I like, I don't know, man.

I think you've got to, like, damn near earn your nickname. You can't just be making people calling you shit. Oh, yeah, I'm going to run with that. Yeah, that's corny. You're sitting at home like, damn, what I'm about to call myself. Yeah. I'm about to come up with my nickname. She's a whole phrase, though.

That's fool. She ain't staying shoddy. She ain't stained shoddy. Walk up in the club. She ain't stained. That should be crazy. No, don't even do that. That should be crazy.

I think that's what somebody's real name, for real, for real, fam. Wrecked up and I shed it on me. For real. Hey, but you heard of this rap of OG Boo Dirty? O.G. Boo dirty? I think I had that name. Um, let me see. I can't think none of these other rats.

They got out. 21 Savage. You got to put a number. That's the phrase. Rondo number nine. Rondo number nine. Rondo number nine. Never get nothing. Yeah.

Damn. That shit. Cray Laney, man. Yeah. Damn. Freedom boy. Yeah. I don't know if we need them out.

Shit. He did have a rocket launch. That nigga had a whole motherfucking rocket launcher. Not a piece of it. But, bro, even if you had a fucking rocket launcher, why would you put that shit on Instagram? What else you're going to do with it? Then how are those people going to know you got a rocket line?

Unless you take it out in the streets and that's dumb. That's stupid. You get to arguing with a nigga in the club. You walk outside. This nigga got a motherfucking rocket launcher. Don't be a minister to South Central. Bro. You can't even report this shit to the police.

Sir, so what happened? Nick, I came outside the motherfucking club. Niggins said he wanted to fight. He had a whole motherfucking rocket launcher. Really? A rocket launcher, sir? take your ugly as home you need to have no motherfucking rocket launch

what a thing got a rocket launch why would you even stick around to tell somebody that story at their point he has a whole rocket launcher go home how many bullets he really got though that's a rocket man I mean he's got no whole bunch of rocket

you miss me with that first rocket I'm like your ass the fuck up I swear to God you got one rocket your reload time is going to be quick because they ain't got the like you ain't got no you ain't got the one with on that. He ain't got the one with the clip, man.

I don't call with no clip. No, that's the expensive. He ordered him. He got to hit that big and then you got standing up and puts the other shit down. That's the shit. That's a musket. Yeah. Shit, that's the same way with a rocket lot. He got a cannon. He got on me and that act like they're on me and shit. He ordering extra rockets from acne and shit.

I don't know. We here, though. I don't know. You brought up that nigga Rondo number. Shit, that's like we had Popeye. Let me get a number two extra bitch. Yeah, we're with now, shit. I fuck with Popeye's a little bit. I love Popeye biscuit, The biscuits do us I love them bitches

Put a little honey on that bitch And I'm gonna eat that shito I'm gonna eat that shito Hey Then I get a two-week snack And I'm gonna be straight Cause I was high as hell For the bitches at Popeyes

Oh hold up See there you go man They're working at the airport We're gonna get some holes off this shit Eventually No y'all should just see it at the Popeye man They'll play that shit I believe

Especially with the lady they got on the commodity. Everybody at Poppa, I'd be having them dirty-ass pants. Y'all ain't understand anything? Yeah, that's that flower. They got to keep the kitchen. It's a little flower, man. Like, why y'all are pants? They just wipe their hands off on it.

You can go right back in it. Yeah. I seen them do it. Do you ever get, check the Snapchat from the show? You ever get people who hit you from watching this shit? Wait, we got a Snapchat? Like what? Like, yeah, we got.

I'm just saying, I get a bunch of weird-ass snapchets from this show. I've been getting weird snap. I have a whole bunch of friends. I'd be like, hey, ladies. where you have a whole bunch of kids like but go to sleep d like bro i'm not talking to you bro yeah that's a whole lot of kids bro that's fucked up man a lot of kids like keep the kids off snapchat keep the kids off snapchat where you can say who you want to dm you keep the kids off the snapchat i'd be 18 to for infinity but

snapchat is addictive that shit is like tv it is i swear if i'm watching tv and who you'll be watching because my shit be boring i feel like i must not got cable on my snap snap i ain't got cable on my snapchat who the fuck are you You watch. I'm so sick of these big-faced bitches with the camera all up in their face. You know what? Today somebody tried me.

Or the motherfucking with the dog. Every bitch, I just got this. My bitch, everybody a dog? Every meal? Everybody a dog. Right, right.

I ain't seen this whole face all week. You know what I'm like on the Snapchat is the videos motherfucker shoot where they just be acting like they're fixing their hands. You know, them girls. Every time they get in this selfie, they always. I can't even say anything I'll ask who to watch who to watch on Snapchat

I mean well I'm a girly girl so I watch y'all would even want to know who I watch I watch like Kim K and people like that Kim K who is that Actually Tassas Angels snap is lit Who is that? Fuck that bitch of self-esteem What about mine? Do she know me? No

Expound which Kim K are we talking about The real one or the other one? Kim Kardashian Oh, okay. Clarification. I need it clarification. I watch stripper snap snap. And I watch, oh, I do.

It goes dark. Blue Flame Snapchat be lit. Magic, Magic City Snap be lit too. Okay, I've seen that. I've seen some of them. But they don't really be in that. And I watch Tazzoz Angels. Hey, my Snapchat, weird.

I don't know how to fuck. I'm following the finest bitch in Oklahoma and Nebraska. Like, what does he do? Just, nothing. She has a regular job. She's pretty as fuck. I like, I like them sophisticated motherfuckingers. I don't get on their snap.

Snapchat and be getting freaky. My bitch, you work at the bank. That's what I like. So is it mandatory for you all the post? Please do not send me dickpick. Do you think that's going to stop? I don't post that. Nick, send me all the dickpicks you want.

That shit is funny. Send it to me. I think it's funny. Just laughing at dick. This nigga thought it was big. What's your Snapchat? This motherfucker got a six sense of humor, just laughing at dick. It's funny.

Tell the word your Snapchat. I would hate to be the dick pitcher in the file of dick pitches that make everybody laugh, like you're number three. Oh, wait, you see this next one. Oh, what the, no. That's how we open them to you. You open them with all your friends. Y'all, like, just laugh together.

She saved the serious ones, though. No, don't laugh for this one. This was serious. You can't play with this one. And now you can save the messages. When they send them to you, you hold it down and you save it. So I can go back and be like, bitch, let me show you this last pitch, girl. Why?

Why he thought it was positive? I just hope I'm in the rotation somewhere of some chicks looking at dick pictures. And I'm like, girl, go back to that other one. Right, right. I want to be that one. Go back to that other one.

That's the one I sent. Thank you. Well, send me pussy pics. I don't laugh. I just be like, word. What? Damn. You know what I mean?

Turn my shit at another angle. Give me some perspective, though. Some of these. Have your leg. No, I need to see something else in the shot. So I know how big this pussy actually is. You're back up a little bit. Like, back up a little bit.

I need a scale. I need a scale. Like, it's right up in there. I'm like, okay, it looks good. if it's this size, but if it's this, I don't know if it's going to hold up. It's corny, though. Like, I'd rather just see it in person, like.

Wow. No, I'm talking about, like, if you're fucking with somebody. I'm about to say, because sometimes ladies get beside, they still, like, they want to wait to, like, 30 degree below weather. Like, let me see, dick. Like, bitch, it's cold. It's cold.

It ain't impressive right now. Right now. He's tucked away. I'm saying is if you're trying to date me and you send me a dick pick it's an automatic wrap up no you corny oh but no if you if you send them shit either way you don't send them like that no more unless we've already been down that road and we've gone down that road and the sex was good and we we still communicating and then you send me a dig pick I'm like oh they think about me niggas no better sometimes the dick picture gets you to put it in a certain way that a nigg can send

a dick pit yeah it's got to come and if i'm not then don't send it to me to me because you're I'm gonna fuck about relationship. They need a dick pit to save your life sometimes. Hey, boy, I, dick can cut through all the chitter chat. You know how a nigga be wondering like, damn, I wonder what this big pussy in on. She wondered like, I wonder what this nigga did he in on. Man, I don't know what I told a bit, look, I'm going to cut through all the bullshit. And you just walk up with the dick pics all right out.

I swan everything. This is me. I said, look, y'all. She's talking about, oh, my God. I was like, stop. You're going to make me blood chill, bro. Stop. That's tripping, man.

Say that out loud. look good, that don't mean it is good. Oh, stop. Let them let him. She's going to find a way to make the shit in that, right? Yeah, you're always exaggerating, man. That's the worst conversation ever.

Whatever. These motherfuckers want to know that. These motherfuckers are concerned about how beautiful they dick is. But have you ever compared compliments? No. I don't know, man. You hype, but you eat net hype, though. What are you talking about to the bitch?

Yeah. Please. Be talking about, okay. The hell you thought I was doing. I'm not talking about him. What the fuck? I ain't even in this conversation. All right, man, you have been watching the 85 South show.

Hey, I wasn't in the, wait, I wasn't in the, I wasn't in that. They have shit to do with me. Y'all not about to put no dicks on me. Don't you put no dick on me, Ricky Bobby? No, not even hypothetical conversational. The fuck is wrong with y'all. Brady, it's your fucking fault. I've been over here quiet.

Because any other time, the show would have been about. Labias or something of that nature. Sorry. Yeah, you took it down that pair. You started this shit. It had to be done. So look, what did we learn this? Did we learn anything?

Man, no. Yes, we learned to not sing corny dickpicks. And don't be a stalker. Yeah, don't send a corny dick picks. Yeah, don't be in the corner, be in the kitchen. Send a picture of your dick with some sunglasses on. In a convertible. Happy dick, send a cool dick.

Exactly. Let the seat back. Let the seat back and just shoot it out the window like your dick driving the car. Oh, at the drive-through Look at my dick in Jamaica That's what I'm talking about That's exciting You're giving the people

Made signals Now they had the harm like Man Let that go outside Man I gotta take this shit outside Do I send it or no She don't want to in the house dick pics

She only like the outside dick pics That shit wild That's crazy Well I sent you a range of emotion I started off with shot And then Towards the end I was very proud Emotions with the Dita.

I had some power ready to do that shit crazy. I ain't lie. Much love to everybody sending the news. This girl sent me a picture of her pussy made me on a ham sandwich the other day. I swear I did. Oh, man. Poor's head.

Yeah. You know the ones that still at the airport? Yeah. I'm fucking. Already made. My bad. That's lit. Um, yeah.

So, um, I don't know. What the fuck, baby? Any flat. Oh, yeah. Just the fucking remix, man, until that pussy got a smell. Remix Pussy gotta smell

But I'm a fuck don't Hey Pussy got a smell But I'm gonna fuck don't Hey Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck don't Hey

Pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got to smell But I'm a fuck Go Let's get a smell But I'm fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck don't

Pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got to smell But I'm a pussy got to smell But I'm a pussy got to smell But I'm a fuck don't That bunch of got a smell But I'm a fuck, though I'm a fuck, though

Man, that's same thing, but I'm a bust, though What? I don't need things that I can bust, though Because the girl is getting me And now I'm getting stuck, though Hey, but this big got some tithes And she ain't really wet it. I want to tell her, take a shower,

but I told my girl, but I need about an hour Hey! That shit hard. That shit hard, yeah. And I ain't even busts. I act like I busted. I like that. I came up out that, motherfucker.

I got to go to the show, man. We got to go to the show. We got to go to the show, man. Hey, man. But that pussy still. That pussy still. Hey, y'all gonna have some Hennessy because I'm coming and so.

It's a bar. It's a bar. Come through, man. A nigga, I'm ass me. Is that a bar? If you're wondering what show we're talking about, we're talking about Cass Cafe each and every Tuesday night, when I'm in town I host that shit

Come see you boy Hell yeah How much can you tell about somebody About what they drink You can tell a lot about it She drank Hennessy so that means Oh any bits who drink Hennessy I'm sorry

You're fucking She'll do anything She'll do anything Anything? Anything Wow A bit drink here A bit do anything You know

I don't know about that Baca She might be a little blocker You know what I'm man You know Vaca turn bitch is Russian They start You're dick Like, right to know. I want to fuck.

They get raid too aggressive. That's what I said, man. I will break you. No, I don't want that. Leave that white licks alone. Grow up people. Levi's don't want to go home. No.

He's been here for three episodes. He was here a whole week, y'all. He should have got on here. He was here a whole week. He could have told us about all the diseases and how you could avoid catching. Yeah. They got some extra shit. They got some spray.

And how it smells is a problem with it. No, no, no. We clarified this. You might not have a solid of day. We clarified that this. It's not the bad smell. It's the actual aroma Pussy smell once the pussy gets

cracked open. That's why we did the song because people so negative. We knew that they was going to go negative first. And our whole message is, you know, positivity. I know, I'm serious. He was serious. Yeah. I was that. We're trying to be positive about the shit

and, you know, keep a shit gangster. All the way. Guess what? All the way. Exactly. If that pussy got a smell. Guess what? I'm a fuck, though.

Still. If thou pussy has the stench of a thousand dragons, I shall still dip my sword into the fire and conquer thine beast. Game of horns. Game of horse. I don't know, fair maiden. Your pussy smells like a dungeon.

Dungeons are. are fabulous. I love dungeons. Hey, man, y'all tune in next week to see who survives. Who's gonna survive this bitch! It's your boy, D.C. Youngfield. You already know, we make it.

Tell them by. Tell them by, Brady, tell them by. Tell them by. Tell the people. He's always trying to cut me off. Tell her. No, you ain't get cut off bad, really.

You got all good on this one. You ain't talk all that shit. You ain't have no rhymes. None of that shit. In closing. Don't nobody fucking, don't know, no more stalkers for Bray, we have to shoot you. We get licensed care. Everybody in the studio is licensed to care.

I'm pretty sure your own metro don't trust you. No, no, it's all good. I think he just, you know, he just wanted some shine. I know. We ain't going to shoot you, but I was just playing. Yo, me. Yeah. We out this bitch.

Let's do it. Let's go. Y'all going to catch. Let's go. 85. 85. 85, high, high. Ah, come on, why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient.

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