The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - By Fan Request ft. Chico Bean & Clayton English | Ep. 24

Episode Date: May 27, 2016

By fan request, the most disgruntled employees (sort of)of the 85 South Show, Chico Bean & Clayton English were invited to the studio. They discussed all things pop culture like only they can. Tune in and download! #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Look, y'all come down here with that attitude, man. Y'all don't act like y'all work here. Y'all don't treat this like, like y'all work here, man. People be hitting me every week. Man, hold up, wait. No, you, that's what I'm saying. We are our own boss. People hit me every week.

When Chico coming back When Chico coming back I'm like man Chico come when he want to come He have an attitude when he gets here No fuck that y'all nigga Chico Hold up

Every time you come here You roast the cameraman Why you think we can't keep Nobody on the camera Man listen First of all I don't give a fuck He don't care He don't give a fuck

That nigga don't care He need this Whatever this is He need it Okay because that nigga ain't going nowhere You know they found That's what you identify

As finding the nigga I know they found that nigga And don't tell them what he was going When they found that Y'all the most disgruntled employees. That nigga on the camera got the sweatpants tucked behind the shoes like jeans, nigga. You know.

Any nigga do that? Look, chico. Any nigga do that got a razor blade on his tongue, I know that name. Just because he dressed like he's about to go to recess don't mean you could talk to him any kind of way you want to? He dressed like a substitute teacher, nigga. For gym.

He dressed like he got his clothes out to lost the fire. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. He was like, he was lost and these niggas found him. That's what it is. Look, y'all not about the city. there and say that that dude looked like he about to get behind an easel and draw a fucking picture. Stop that shit.

Man, no. Every time y'all come down here, y'all treat people with the utmost distressed. You know what I had to do to find this bitch? No wonder I couldn't find y'all. I'd have never thought he let you in this bitch. Chico, nigger, I just told you it's part of our independent distribution deal. You cannot use that name. Nika, what type of shit is that?

Y'all niggas a sad bitch. You know, look, don't nobody need to know what's going on here. Look, this is a sad show. This is a side show. So that you know that it's a side show, then it's a side job. We don't work here like that. Exactly. And get us a bigger water.

Exactly. We give you two of them. This nigga bought all these waters in his pockets of the sweatpants. I guarantee it. All these waters was in their pockets, Nick. He bought 19 waters in them sweatpants, Nick. Y'all don't appreciate nothing. There was some Sam's wholesale sweatpants.

Costco. If y'all knew what our budget was, if y'all, Only new. Y'all got a budget. These waters is left over. We ain't supposed to be drinking this. From the show, we can't say the name. Bro, this water is a TK.K. Kirkland on it.

If you look at it, I don't know where you get this shit from. I was wondering why y'all cleaned up so good when y'all left. They'd be wiping off fingerprints and everything. All evidence. Look, this is the 85. Take that security tape out. Look, bro. This is the 85 South Show.

We don't even supposed to be here. Look, I've got you out here today. I want to get you all to hear this shit. Play this shit, man. Yeah, man. These women be out here faking pregnant. I don't know chicks who fake pregnancy is two times a year.

Just like an extra income. Bet tried to give me one time. Send me on fake ad, doctor, no, that shit. I said, bitch, I put on two rubble. Why? Bro, don't never fucking a pussy. You need two rubbers to get. Just go home, bro.

I used to do that shit back in the day. Bro, why would you fuck somebody you don't want to hit? I would geeked up. I was just fucking. I was just trying to extra cautious. I was just like, ah. Two rubbers. I don't know what time a bit looked at me like out crazy.

What'd you put no two rubble for? Can I ask you a quick? Nick, say that shit all the time. I ain't never put two rubbers on. How the fuck do you put on two rubbers? You put it on and put it on? That's just like making a sandwich and putting it. I have to make myself put on one.

I know damn well I ain't putting on two. You got to be rock solid, though. I don't know how to fuck you put two rubbers up. Y'all weren't geeked up. My dick would fall up like a pit bull till you put two rubbers on that bus. My dick can look at me, man, what the fuck we're doing. Hey, man, fuck this man. I'm showing out for me

Hey My dick You'd be like I'm cold Nick Time me up We go in there Puss I don't need to last

Long enough To be honest That's why That's why I used to Put it on Like a land long That niggins $11 worth of

Hey Hey I'm trying to I'm trying to say I'd have to say This for a good This nigga Got on $7

dollar worth of rubber Hey man Ain't felt Now pussy Is the pussy good I don't know I ain't felt me. Hey man, I was young, he's stupid, and water the puck.

He had on two rubbers and I bet he ate the push. I know he ain't. I know you ain't talking. Oh, I eat push, you know that. I'm about to say. Hey, it ain't enough. But you had on two rubbers, but you had on two rubbers. No, I ain't know he don't push when I had on two rubbers.

I got my dents up. With two rubbers on? It did put on two rubbers. Oh, I did. Nigger. What the hell? Is that a magic trick? Like you?

just keep pulling rubble off after you pull out the pussy like ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you ever put two rubbers oh nigger that is a waste of money right there nigga i'm happy if i got two rubbers why they come in odd numbers exactly three in a pack three or 16 you ain't get pussy no mom this motherfucker showed up like rambo with the shit crossed his chest 16 rubles that sound like a manbo with the shit crossed his chest 16 rubbers That sound like a mixtape tater right there

16 rubbers A nigga that's sick Come out with that shit 16 rubbers by your man That's the nigger rap name A knicker name

What's some of the songs On the mixtape? I don't feel good I don't feel good Call me back A hoo Nigger, that shit is crazy, niggia, what the fuck?

Nigger, two rubbers, man. That right there. Y'all heard about all the Aids in Atlanta, man. I heard about all the A's in the first of all, man. Man, you ain't going to introduce us? What the fuck on with you, nigga? He ain't going to let the people know who here? I didn't found this motherfucking, nigga.

This nigga, Larry King. Welcome back to the 85 Southshund. We owe 60 minutes. Exactly, he just skips me. This is what happened when y'all come. I can't even get shit out. Let me do this. shit. Shut the fuck up. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South. So it is your man, Carlos

Miller. I am in here with the disgruntled employees. My nigger. Nah, you know who the fuck of it. Hey, people, I'm back out and found the studio. I ain't going to tell y'all who studio they in because these niggers not allowed to say this shit. Don't use the name. You can't use the name. You can't use the name. No one that I couldn't find these motherfuckers, man. These niggas, hide now in a successful nigger studio. These motherfuckers, you know, I'm looking for some regular niggins shit. They didn't find a way. They didn't found a way to define themselves in a successful niggins studio, Clayton, this is bullshit, man.

I see it, man, it's Clayton English. I'm in the bill, and I'm here. Sabado Domingo. Yeah, Sabado Domingo, Domingo, for all the people that, all the bitches are saying. Yeah, yeah. His nickname, his nickname, Saturday and Sunday in Spanish. Sabado Domingo, Domingo.

He was the weekend first. I was the weekend first, way before the weekend. You need credit for that shit, man. Bruh, I was right there, nigga. The nigg had been the weekend since, like, 05, 06, man. I ain't had no song. You should have sung some shit. Hey, nigga, just beat that, nigga.

Don't beat him. Come out. No, you ain't got to really be him. You could just use that title we just came up with me. Coming soon, nigga, or maybe not. What the fuck? What you y'all been up to, man?

Did you just get back from motherfucking Tokyo? Yeah, I was looking for the studio over there, nigga. I told you, I searched the world for this bitch, I told you I was going to find this motherfucker, nigga. You're trying to hide this shit from a nigga. I was on Instagram.

I saw a picture you riding an elephant. Yeah, I did ride it. Where was that? In Thailand, I wrote the elephant, man. It was fucked up, though, because the elephant knew. So y'all still together? The elephant knew that it was fucked up, that it was me. When he's seen me, he was like, nigger, really?

You, after all the shit they did to y'all in your country, nigga, you're gonna come over here and fuck with me. And he didn't want to. I didn't want to do it. It was fucked up, but I had to, man. Were you using your blackness to talk to the elephant? Yeah, man, we was cool. I told that nigga, man.

But the fucked up part is you don't understand the process of getting on top of an elephant until you do the shit. Like, that's some real exclusive. of activity. How you get on it? Man, you got to stand on top of a podium, nigga, like, you know the shit Malcolm X, when Malcolm X got shot,

like how the stage looked, they built that shit. And you got to get up on that motherfucker and then get on the back of the elephant, nigger, and then put your knees behind the ears and the ears be flapping, slapping, and that shit hurt like a motherfucker, man. Yeah, that shit crazy.

Then we got in the water on the elephant. And when the got in the water, it was another elephant beside my elephant, he took a shit in the water while I was in there. And then the dude was like, all right, man, we're going to dunk you and no, fuck that, man. I don't put me in that shit with the shit in the water.

Because I know that wasn't the first time they shit in there. Why would they go dunk you? What part is that? I mean, hey, the part of the- Yeah, yeah, that's the part of the tour and shit. Oh, you were about to get baptized in shit. And shit, nigga, and elephant shit. Now, I'm on the internet on my phone trying to see if it's any benefits to getting dunked in the shit.

You know how they try to, you know how you always try to find the positive in the situation. I'm trying to see if it's some ancient rituals or something that got to do with elephant shit so I can try to take pride in the fact that had happened to me. Give them some claps. Chico being first nigga I know ever rode an elephant. Exactly, name. I ain't even ride well. I worked in the circus.

That's what's up, man. You fucking, so you know about Elephants. You were the ringmaster? No, I hyped the crowd up and got paid peanuts, and it was cool. Brug, ain't that ironic, though? He was peanut on the Tyler Berry show and they paid you a minute at the side of my life, man. Okay? They call me Mr. Planners, okay?

Damn. Ask me about these nuts. Man, this is the 85 South show. That's where you can get all this shit off your chest. People don't know about the comedy journey. Clayton Avers in the motherfucking circus, man. Chico, you can tell the people that, oh, this is true. Elephants made out the same shit, your nuts made out of.

Yep, same material. The fuck out of it, man. The same material. It's your, I didn't even realize that you just said it just now. Hold on, wait. You saying elephants are covered in nuts skin. And nut skin. And nuts say skin.

Or maybe your skin, your nuts are covering an elephant's skin. I think that might be it. I don't know which came first. That might be it right there. But they look like a big scrotter. if you get up on it. Do you see what happened when you expose niggas

the culture? They started doing scientific shit. Exactly. I didn't know that. What the fuck would have ever thought Nutsack skin? Oh, that nigga got the elephant's

sound, we're in a real studio that we can't say that we're in, motherfucking. Elephant's quiet though too. Listen, y'all need to start y'all need to start putting

the videos out of this shit right here. See, that's how I know you ain't keeping up with what the fuck we got going on. I don't know where to find a video that niggas block me from the shit. We got a sound cloud.

We don't actually We're on iTunes, we're on Twitter, we got an Instagram page. You don't even follow our Instagram, right? Only one of them things is video. Exactly. Exactly.

And they blocked me from all this shit because they didn't want me to see where they was at, Clayton. They've been trying to hide this motherfucker for me. Post the shit on your Instagram. Put it on Snapchat. Listen, I'm going to put it on Snapchat. Let them know that you were here.

I will, because this cast of characters that you got in this motherfucker need to be talked about, okay? Put it on there. The nigga behind the boys look like the nigga behind the camera daddy. I don't know. I don't like this shit. I don't like how y'all.

y'all show up and y'all act like this man no the nigger from behind the board the nigga that's running the sound and the nigga that's running the camera got to be related they got the same sweatpants on so if you piss them off how to fuck we gonna have a show them shit this is lineage nigger you gotta get them sweatpants you gotta be in a certain family yeah exactly nigger turn my mic off y'all ain't shit in this bitch yeah you're gonna come up in here and talk to us no any kind of way that's what i was just gonna talk about your sweatpants since you turn my mic off nigga I'm gonna talk about yeah That's why you built like a soda can

in the back of that motherfucker. Nick, you built like a Seagram Ginger L, nigga, nigga, nigga. Fuck you. What were you saying, Clayton? Hey, Nick, fuck you. Turning my mic off in this bitch. Every time you saw what they fucked up at it.

Bro, we've been building this shit, man. Man, listen, I'm just happy to be there. You've been over there eating rice and shit. I've been over here motherfucking interviewing people. But, nigger, Prince died while you was going? Man, yeah, Prince did die, man. That shit is, man. Damn, man.

Purple rain. People want to know your input on that shit. It's been raining every since that nigga died, too. It's every since Prince died in the rain every day. Man, they came out with all types of new purple drinks. I ain't even seen some of this stuff. Like, for real. Y'all been gone for a minute.

Clayton, what's some of your favorite Prince song? Chico, what's up your favorite print song? Man, I like that Prince from the Batman soundtrack when he did the first Batman. Yeah, there was some heat on there. It was for it to be a little Batman soundtrack? Fuck with it. And he made the whole album?

Yeah. And the Joker came out and they were playing the song and he was throwing the money. Oh, nigg. Yeah, that was cool. Man, I like... Joe, the first one, make it ring. I would die for you.

I would die for you. Dylan if you want me to you. That nigga, Prince said, I'm not a woman. I'm not a man. I am something that you never understand. Like, God damn, Prince, what the fuck is you, nigga? That nigga... That Nick, Prince is a deity.

This, nigga, Prince is the identification of a deity. A door was cold, too. Yeah, the door. That shit, he said on... That's how he came. My name, oh, baby, until the end of time, be there for you. I'm like, that nigga, that's some cold shit he said on that song. Prince was that, I mean, he was the, I think he was probably like,

he might have been the most feminine, gayest straight dude ever. Like, I don't know how, like, if you, they was talking to some of the chicks he used to mess. First of all, you're a cold dude if you can give a chick a new name. Right. Try to rename a bitch. see what happened. She'll beat your ass. I didn't try it a couple times.

Exactly. How you do it, though? Bitch, I'm gonna call you. Chunky. No, no. She ain't like it. She ain't like that shit. She ain't like you. But then Prince, the only nigger that can sing like this, and then talk like, yes, my, my name is Prince Rogers Nelson. He kept it consistent, though. That nigga, man. That nigga was.

You know what? I don't like how they tried to make him seem like he was a pill head. They tried to make, you know. Yeah, they just doing that. They tried to make you seem like him and Michael Jackson was just out here bad on pills. and everything. And if they were, so what? If any nigga deserved to be on drugs, it's them two niggas.

But then it's the pills that they say they own. Like Prince do a concert, rock, play every instrument, two, three hours, right? But he on opiates. No. That's heroin. Exactly.

That's Kodine. You out there, you did a whole show. He played... Brue, you can listen to Prince's music. You can listen to Prince's music. The drums. He wasn't on no lean, man. The keyboard. This shit would have been way slower.

Way slower. Exactly. He'd sound like. future he would sound like that's what he would sound like future how what if if drubs cry would have sounded if he was on code oh nigger if dubs cry wouldn't have been just like future itching what if prince and future got a whole bunch of music put up oh nigger i'm trying to hit that man i would like to hear that would be amazing purple rain with the purple rain oh man it's a dj out there somewhere would a mix we got to find that yeah that nigga out here

he better be screwed and shop not screwing if anybody listened to to this show and you remixed it. I want to hear a whole Purple Rain Trap music tribute. Somebody do it. Oh, but you know, Prince did have the album where he was rapping that ain't never come out. I don't want to hear that. They say he got a vault full of music. Yeah, they say he got a

vault full of music. Oh, yeah. That's stuff that they only released 30% of the music that he made. I mean it's 70% of shit that's locked up somewhere that he need to give us, man. You know how much pussy that we can get? I buy it. Now, he don't need to, yeah, I'll buy it too, but niggas. What if that's the reason he didn't release it because he knew everybody

get too much pussy? That's some selfish shit, Prince. What? That's a responsible. That's a hoarder. He's like, no, I can't release this. They'll do too much fucking. That's a order.

He essentially got a vault full of pussy that he won't release to the public. So by therefore doing that, release that pussy. He inflating the price. Don't hide that pussy. Divide that pussy. If they want to keep his legacy of lap,

one of them albums got to be called pussy. Yeah. That's just my personal. opinion. I mean, he got enough for every time. Yeah, one of them albums got to be the vagina album. I don't give a fuck. I need to talk to somebody at the estate. Another thing is when you got a house

that's a name, nigga, when your house is named something, nigga. You got a manner. Yeah, exactly. Like, Michael Jackson, motherfucking Neverland, nigga. You didn't really made it to another level of life when your house is named something. You know, Paisley Park, nigga. I live in the apartment complex,

Nick. What is called, though? I ain't going to say it. I ain't going to say it. coming to my house and shit. Don't say it. Fuck wrong with you, Clay. What you're trying to get a nigga set up, man? What's the name of your apartment complex? That's what the fuck wrong with you, man.

That's what the fuck wrong with you, man. No, that's the thing. What's the name of it? I don't know what the name of it is. I know what I live in an apartment complex, and it ain't as sexy as Paisley Park. That thing got a whole park that was his house and a museum and shit.

That shit is amazing. Michael Jackson had a zoo at his career. Who else got houses with names? Michael Jordan House ain't had no name? No, I didn't. What they called? Hammer's house, foreclosure. Yeah.

Brough, Hammer actually listening to this shit. Hammer listened to the show. Well, he's too busy doing nail. He got commercials where he tell you not to use nails. Hammer don't want you to use a hammer. Have you seen the commercial? He didn't change the life. He got some shit that you hang it on the wall and they stick and it ain't no hammer.

Oh, my God. He gave his life to God. He don't like violence. Man, you know Hammer was the first nigga to sing for chicken? True story. In the 90s. I swear to God, Hammer was the first nigga that had a commercial for KFC when he was rapping for chicken.

And he danced for popcorn chicken, nigga. And he jumped off the roof and parachuted the Taco Bell on their work commercial. See what I'm saying? How you run out of money you doing that? You just sold your shit that money. He shouldn't be out of money. Because if you just listen to what y'all just said, Hammer was the first one to combine KFC and Taco Bell.

They should write him a check right now. Yeah, exactly. But you know Hammer, you know where Hammer fucked up. He know what Hammer fucked up. Where Hammer fuck up? When he got his ass in that mix? What mix? You know what?

on the song, he was like, hammer, hammer, I am, Hammer, they put me in the mix. That's right when he fucked up. I don't know what the mix was. He should have got his ass out. Where people got your name in the mix, you're gonna fall off, man. You're gonna fall all the way, y'all.

That's like getting lost in the sauce. Exactly. And if you ain't got no sauce, you love. But hammer, hammer is a cold blood. The mix was the sauce before the sauce was the sauce. Yeah, you get lost in the mix. This is a whole swag lesson for all the young kids right here. The mix was originally.

Originally, the mix, right? Then came the sauce. The sauce came out the mix. I was in the mix. They had me in the mix. Chico Young, he ain't never get in the mix. He went straight into the sauce. I went straight into the sauce.

But, but you know what, to Hammer's credit, you're right, they do need to cut them a check because after Hammer, a nigger didn't sing for chicken again until the McDonald's commercial when the nigga was singing for the chicken nugget. And you remember that my car? And they do them. Y'all remember that shit?

And as black people. You caught you creeping tip toe tip. Ooh, girl, I know your secret. Got that McNuggets loving. Why you know it, though? Why can't you share your love with me? We never knew this. Ooh, you got a 10-piece, please.

Don't be sting dry. You don't remember that shit, man? That was the most offensive genius shit ever done, Nick. That was dope. That was, where is that, nigga? I thought that nigga was going to blow up after that, nigga. Hammer probably put the black ball on that nigga. Like, hey, I'm the only nigger.

But you know it's on the chicken song. It's black people they owe us. royalties for that shit. Like, I feel like every culture got their own shit. We need to just, we need to, we need all profits from chicken. That's straight. I mean, they ain't going to give us shit else. We'll just take all chicken profits.

We'll take all chicken profits. Indian people got hotels, right? You know what? The Asian people got the hair stores. Let us have all chicken profits. All chicken got to go us, man. They would stop eating chicken. Yeah, exactly. They would be like everybody's vegan. It's not bad. I like tofu. They would do that.

It's not bad. You can deny chicken. You seen the new chickens? They got out now, nigga. You got out. You bought the bag chicken from Walmart. They come in the bag in the freezer. See how big them shit is, man? Okay. The motherfuckers is huge. I do got a question, though. There's a question. KFC chicken is so big. They don't even put it in a box no more. They just put that shit in the bag and throw it out the one. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all, childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side.

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This is a question. Why the fuck the cooked chicken at Walmart cheaper than the uncooked chicken? What's wrong with this cooked chicken? This cooked chicken, 499. The frozen chicken over here, the shit, 683. That's a good-ass question. But this shit is cooked. and smelling great my shit don't smell like this when I cook it at the house what's going on

we need sciences to be doing research that's a good-ass point right now the fuck is the cook chicken cheaper than the regular chicken i never even thought of that shit yeah that's a good ass point right didn't it probably the last time you really bought a regular chicken if they got some cooked chicken probably because they cook in that bitch with a light bulb that don't save money oh you're talking about the rotisserie chicken brunt yeah yeah cheaper than the regular than a than a whole uncooked chicken walmart got to come hollet that's about this. Exactly.

Yeah, man. The fuck is going on. We got a question. Yeah, that's a good-ass point. I never realized that the cooked chicken. I want to go. I want this shit out. Okay.

Look, look. Y'all should see every nigger face in here. Every nigger face is like, oh my God. A little bit of it is. I know a little bit of it is because that smell make you hungry. Right? Like the rotissory chicken smell. It smell good.

You go in there. If they got something that's just off, it smell good. Same reason places do popcorn and stuff. Because the popcorn smell good. It make you hungry. So if you do that in a lot. place like that and make you buy more food because you're hungry

and now you're shopping hungry. The fuck they got to do with the price. I don't know. I know that's something to do with it. I was a long-hand explanation. And you can never eat a whole one of them motherfuckers, though. I don't give a fuck who you is, nigga. Nobody's finishing a whole chicken.

Oh, I have. You didn't finish that, not in one sitting, niggas. Nigger, you didn't finish one of them whole chickens. I go through them times where I get to running and I got a busy day and I don't eat all day. And then when I do get a chance to eat a whole chicken. Yeah, like, I use some good.

Don't your main-ass shit right there, bro. You eat a whole chicken by yourself. That's how you know Clayton doesn't start getting money. That sounds like some drug dealer shit. Exactly. Two-Chay said, you want averse of me? You cost a whole chicken. That nigga-49.

A whole chicken. Nick, how long do it take you to wash your hands after you eat a whole chicken by yourself? Oh, you got to go savage? Okay, so look, first of all, I used to work at Boston Market. Shut out the Boston Market rotissism. I know how to, I know how to break it down into the quarters, right? So now if I do that, but sometimes I have,

I had to do it without doing that. Niggas gonna always find a way to break something up in the quarters. It doesn't matter what it is. Yeah, I gram it up. Graham up a whole chicken, then. This nigga Clayton is a charted, man. You know, you might just go here,

if you get the breast meat off, you can go ahead and get up on that. Look how he did. Y'all should see his fingers. He didn't made a cup thing. I don't even know how you could. You get that and then pull all the breast meat off on one thing, and then you got the two little quarters.

You get all their breast meat off. Nigger, your new name is Maurice. That sounds like something only a nigga name Morris wouldn't know how to do that niggas. Y'all some country-ass, niggins. Y'all niggins then came on my motherfucking podcast. Hey, my camera man.

Get that nigga your sweatpants. A whole goddamn chicken, man. Hey, get this nigga, Maurice, your sweatpants. Them sweatpants go with the way to that niggas eat chicken. Them sweatpants belong to a nigga who could do that to a chicken. This nigga just grabbed that. You pull all the breasts meat off. You don't get your black guy fieri.

Chico, this nigga. Hold up. We got to go into a topic, man. Yeah, damn. That was a topic. No, this is the topic. We know, we always talk to. We talk to the people.

Shout out to all the people who listen to the 85 South Show. Because, you know, the 85 South Show is a podcast for niggas who go get some weed and get all the way to the crib and forget to get some blunts and have to go right back out. That's who this podcast is for. They need to take a break. You smoke too much. This podcast is for strippers who feet hurt

and just dance with no shoes on. This is for, man. This podcast is for niggas who eat whole chickens in one sitting. This podcast is for. It's for all niggas Morese Yeah, Maurice Nick's name Maurice

All the Moreses out there This podcast right here Is for everybody Who grandma who got that little Shoulder link Jared Kerr's still That a fucking t-shirt up, man This podcast right here

It's for all my niggas That didn't ever frame a picture With the little proof on the side Yep Yep This podcast is for Mamas who still wear the t-shirts with the cartoon characters

dressed like gangsters on the front of them. You remember them shits, nigga? The motherfucking Daffy Duck was dressed like a Wu-Tang Klan member, nigger. You ever seen the nigger mama out in the grocery store with one of them on, nigginess? Yeah, you remember?

Okay, so they had the criss-crossed with Buzz Bunny and Tats. See what I'm saying? Yeah. And then they had the TLC. Man, you see what I've made? Niggas remember them motherfuckers. Your aunt still wet at. Your mama's aunts.

That's perfect for the topic. What are some of the dudes and don'ts of being black? Oh, man. You got to help. Don't wear that shit. Exactly. Right along with platinum food food.

Exactly. Never eat a whole chicken like Maurice in front of white people. Don't do that. I don't do it around white people, bro. Don't eat a whole chicken in front of white people. It's enough to eat the wing. It's in the privacy of my old hole or maybe in the car. All the more reasons out there.

I do it in the car. Eat the whole chicken in the privacy of your car. You know what? I eat it for black folks who wasn't able to eat a whole shit. They couldn't even go get a whole chicken out no place. I do that for them. That's for the culture. For the motherfuckers that had to eat gizzards and livers.

and all that shit I better not see another gizzard You eat some gizzards Feet Yeah Chicken feet Yeah How the fuck do you eat them

They look like dinosaur feet You should look like Little dinosaur talons You're supposed to eat it Yeah man Ain't no meat in there Yeah Oh my god man

How you get past the little Crackily part That look like it It looks like It's on Snapchat right now man Yeah fuck this This shit ain't official This is the 85 South show

You can officially do Whatever the fuck you want to apparently, man. Yeah, exactly. Y'all just show up and take over, man. Dudes and don't have to be in a nigga. Never listen to a nigga who you don't have to listen to. That's another thing.

Fuck, Carlo. We don't give a fuck about this, nigga. You don't have to listen to this, nigga. Don't listen to nobody. You can listen to her, but you ain't got to do it the fuck they say at all. How are y'all agree in agreeance? Yeah, I mean, this nigga, Carlos. Oh, you just going to dig.

Yeah, nigga, might be fuck about you. You just going to get on Snapchat and just fuck it. Yeah, make sure you don't edit that out, uh, soda can man. Hey, that's what the fuck. That's one of the dudes of being black. Always be loud as fuck. Exactly. Chico pulled up yesterday,

nigger had me on the speakerphone on the outside of the car. Like, nigga, I hear me. I said, don't you ever argue with your bitch in this car? That speakerphone work like hell. Exactly. No, what is this rules of being black, man? You know, being black dangerous is fun? You know what, this is one rule I'm going to say, man, stay it.

Stay black. Don't start channing up and get on no weird, goofy shit. Even Michael Jackson, even he turned white, but he still stayed black. That's real. He said, niggas, you on your shit today? I don't know what he mean by that. No, first of all, he didn't fuck the soul with the- asking us how much a cooked chicken cause.

Yeah, but you have a, like, it's a picture of Mike on the internet where it started from when he was a child and went to the end of Mike. Mike was like 19 different motherfuckers, man. Mike went through like 19 different phases. But another rule of being black is you got to still love Mike. I don't get to. I don't give a fuck who you.

You got to love Michael Jackson. You got to love Michael Jackson. You can't not love Michael Jackson. Fuck type niggas you do not love Michael Jackson. That's disrespectful. Yeah, he helped out black artists too. Remember when he bought up everybody catalog and gave them old people their money back?

Bro, this is how you know motherfucking Michael Jackson was the greatest. Kids be born knowing who to fuck Michael Jackson. You don't even have to tell your kids who the fuck Michael Jackson. Now your little boy started talking like, who is that? Michael Jackson, who the fuck told him that? You're absolutely right. That's how you know. It's a pretty regular name too though.

That's like- Absolutely right, nigga. It's Michael Jackson out there. Exactly. No, what's another rule of being black, man? You just... Pay your bills late. That ain't really rule.

No, pay your fucking bills late. That ain't really rule. Pay your bills late. It costs you extra money to pay you. But check this out. We never had money in the first fucking place. But now I got it, so I'm trying to... That's another rule.

Get money and then pay your shit on time. But why you ain't got it, don't be stressed out if you ain't got it? Don't be stressed out. If you ain't got it, what the fuck you're gonna do? You don't be stressed out. trying, I can't answer my phone. Answer your motherfucking phone and say, I ain't got it. I can't do it.

Nah, because once you become a nigga that your family and shit think is getting money, when that shit started to happen, then you, the nigga, they call to fix it. Like, you ever had a motherfucker call you? And as soon as you answer the phone, they hit you with the... Bro. Hey, man, I didn't pay... Hey, man, I... My brother, girl...

You by yourself? I didn't pay... I'm like, what the fuck that got to do with you by the... You know that. Hey, man, you're somewhere by yourself? I'm like, yeah, man, what's going on? Man, I need to howl at you about something, man. Oh, shit.

Didn't they tell you what they saw you all? Yeah. You know, I just saw you a while and out. I'm so proud of you, man. All the stuff you're doing, man. Me and my wife was sitting here, man. We was watching you, man. I was like, man, I knew you was going to do what you're doing, man.

I just knew it, man. But, you know, and that's the thing is about beautiful, being, being grateful, man. And being, you know, sometimes you fall on hard times. What are you saying, bro? What I'm saying is, I need $30 from you, man. That's just what I'm trying to get at, man. I'm ain't fucked around and turned my lights off. I'm just $34.

And $34. that dollar's gonna get the lights back on yeah it's always something yeah i just i'm 30 40 short man if you don't get you trying to get me to buy you a sack of weed nigga get the fuck out of here man if you could just gave me 55 hundred whatever you could do whatever you could do whatever you could do whatever you could do whatever you could do shit man i'm by your shit anything i mean you know i'm nigga tell you how short they is and they were like yeah i'm 12000 in the hole but whatever you can do with hell nigga hit me man my girl rent 450 behind man let me hold I was like, nigga, if I pay the rent,

she owed me some bucks. I cannot pay rent at a place I ain't never been. I'm gonna be over there. I got to. Because if you need forfeiting, I know you ain't gonna never have it to give it back to you, no, you ain't never getting that money. Hell no, no, no, you need my forfeiting just to be four-fitting.

She sounds like she need me. That's another rule of being black, never let niggas borrow money that you expect to get back. Oh man, you ain't getting it back to me. Don't expect it. You ever let a nigga borrow some money, and get mad at you when you ask for your bread back, nigga. Like, you be like, God damn, I'm gonna

give you a little $1,000. Like, what, nigga? What, the fuck, man? It's always little when they ain't you a little $1,000? Ah, damn, ain't you fucking with Nick Cairning and nigga? Damn, what you hurt, nigga? You need it? But when they asked you for it, though, nigga be like, man, you know, I was just calling, man, God put you on my heart.

And I was calling. You're so, you're so blessed. You're so blessed. You're so blessed. The motherfucker that gave up all worldly possessions. He come to you in a robe with no shoes on. Who's all? Talking about man's love. On the path to enlightenment. They can be humble as hell when they need some, man.

This is a nigga kiss both your hands. Oh, you ever help somebody with some shit and then they act like you ain't did shit? So what, nigga? One motherfucking kidney. One kidney. And you're going to act like that with me. If I could give you your motherfucking kidney back,

you think I wouldn't get it back? I don't even like pissing regular. Nigger, give you one motherfucking vital organ and want to talk to you any kind of motherfucking way. Nigger, this shit, you ever have a nigga ask you for a ride and you tell them no,

and then they try to get you to... They try to tell you where you're going? No, they try to convince you why you should give them a ride based on how close where they're going there is what, nigga walk if it's that close, Nick. Hey, I ain't going away, but up the street. What goddamn, what you need me for? The fuck, nigga.

They do try to trick you though when they come up. Hey, man, where are you going? You know, I'm going to the house. Oh, you know where I stay right off. What the fuck? I don't say that no more. I move. Just now.

I just moved just now. These are all the dose of being black. You ever had that dilemma? You ever had that dilemma when a nigga asked you which way you're going and you got to pick the way that he's not going, but you got to know. Like, man, which way you're going? You're like, shit, should I point left or right? This nigga going one of them ways.

I don't want to take this nigga. You're like, I'm going. I don't really know where I'm going, man. I'm going up. I'm going up. This one of the don'ts right here. I don't give a fuck if you need a rat. If you see a nigga out with his girl, don't ask for a rat.

Nick, wait on somebody else. You are not that fucking important. Don't ask a nigga for a rat. When you see a nigga out trying to get shit back right with his girl, you don't know if they was arguing early. She might have went through his Twitter. He might be apologizing. Just wait on a nigga who goddamn ain't got nobody in the car.

Don't ask of all these goddamn rat. Sit your ass down somewhere if you don't got no fucking car. Sit down. Start staying at home. Stop going everywhere if you take it on. Stop going every goddamn well. How did you get here? How you got here and you can't get on?

Exactly. Stop expecting shit. Another rule of being black. Never touched the grill when a nigga with them sweatpants on it. If a nigga got some sweatpants on the grill. Nigger stayed far away from the grill. If a nigga got a linen suit and he eat meat right off the grill, don't you reach your ass over there for that grill.

If he ain't flipping the meat with a fork with one of the two forks, a regular fork. She's flipping it with his head. I got damn. It's been a long time as I did it dead right now. That's all right. That's all right.

That's it right there. That shit gonna be a little hand on your burger, but it's good though. I ain't touch my dick today. It's gonna make a joke. Smelling like. Smelling like motherfucking finger particles, niggas.

Is that a fingernail in my burger? Nicky? What the fuck? Y'all niggas are retarded, man. This is the 85 South show. This is a podcast for people who go to other people's family reunion and just hang out and call everybody a cousin

and get a t-shirt, all this shit. Yeah, all money. That's it. That's what it's for. This is a podcast for everybody who training to be an assistant manager at Taco Bell. Shout out to my nigga to shift later. He was in this bitch. Yeah, that nigga, sir.

That nigga be walking up on Burger Kings and shit. Nika, fuck that. I'm like, somebody ain't going to shoot that nigga one of the day. Somebody going to shoot that nigga one day. They're going to shoot that nigga with some grease from something, nigga. They're going to smack that nigga with a nugget or something one day. He's going to fuck him around.

He's going to have to square up with the king one day. The king going to be out that motherfucker. You know what? I like to see that. You know where he don't go. He don't go fucking with Chick-fil-A. He's knowing how to play with them folks over there. He's known how to play with them folks

in Chick-fil-A, you really, like, you can't really fuck up with Chick-fil-A until after I got my food. Like, if-I-in-law... A motherfucker come in there and try to rob Chick-fil-A, I do that shit like coming to America. Hey, you screwing the mop, nigga. I'm gonna be forced to thrash you.

I ain't never seen, I got a eight-count. I would be forced to thrash you. I ain't never seen Chick-fil-lay. Fuck nobody order up. Man, listen. I ain't never seen them fucking up by it. Chick-fil-A is the most pleasant place. If they do, they're so generous on the comeback.

Oh, my God. Let them fuck your order up. Call them. They'll send you some coupons. They'll send you some coupons. They send me coupons for 30-free chicken sandwiches. Dang. It wasn't 30.

It was like 12, though. But that's enough. How do you fuck up a sandwich with nothing on it? They sold pleasant in Chick-fil-Lay. You ever go through the drive-through? If the drive-through crowder, they had their employees out there with iPads, taking orders. Oh, we just don't want you guys to have to wait that long.

I'm like, this is a pleasant-ass place. Who owned this place? That's some of the dudes of being black. Do go to Chick-fil-A. Do go to Chick-fil-A. Go to Chick-fil-A. And then just we're trying to get it to open up on Sunday. We got some new shit coming on a new season of a while

and now where we're advocating for something special to happen to Chick-fil-A on Sunday. We do need Chick-fil-A. On the Sunday, man. But you know what? The Lord would want you to have some chicken after church. Exactly. And I don't want to go nowhere where, you know, the chicken places that's open on Sunday.

Like churches I just left there. Why don't they just open after food? I don't want to go back to where I just left to get what I want. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you go. Churches is open. And then you don't want no churches because them chickens, them is the Mr. T chickens. You get a chicken from churches, nigga.

That's old, too. Yeah, listen. And them shit is swole. They swole up. You ever seen the church's chicken? The Church's chicken is the same size of that whole chicken you eat from Walmart in one second, one breast, man. You're like, God damn.

Biscuit's good, though. Them titties is cup sizes at church. Exactly, you can put a bra on the church's breast. Let me get a double G piece. y'all niggas retarded man 85 south show my nigga clayton english my nigga chico bean yeah i'm in this

motherfucker nigga y'all back man no i'm back forever i don't know why they keep trying to keep us from why we gotta come back all the time what's another highway me and you could just do clayton man we go 400 that's a loop yeah we're a ride that fish in circle exactly that's me and clayton coming with the 400

nigger 400 north nigger that's what we're doing 75 south now fuck south they got that already y'all they're going to 85 south we're going up on these niggas that's what we do 75 north so y'all really think y'all gonna make it without me nigga we already to made it without you man nigga niggas get shirts like this

I thought we was a team no I thought we was a team you get a shirt like this shirt like this shirt exactly you see you see I'm confident is out of hand he's on another level look at this nigga look at this nigga man oh man all right this nigga dressed like a dope dealer that just made it like he's like man I just got my money this week man this nigga here got a army fatigue you look at you like you signed a no limit with

that big ass chain though exactly I had to come in and let you know I didn't need you I don't need you been doing I don't need you when you getting these rich homie corn shirts from I don't nigger fuck you nigga the same the same place some type of way the same place you get in that mother fucking shirt button to the top that neck, not, nigga, trying to do me some paper. That shirt right there you got on, nigga, is, you know what your shirt saying? Soufleet on straight top button all day.

That's the shirt you wear to go see the SOS band. That's that, that's that shirt right there. Your shirt made out of KFC manager material. They accept that nigga, the SOS band. This is my mother, weekend, girl. That nigga got that shirt on right there. It's chocolate in that necklace. Is it a sweatshirt or a T-shirt?

That is chocolate in that necklace. What the fuck is wrong with you, nigger? goddamn ugly-ass shirt you got on. Them glasses don't even have no prescription, Chico. You can see, take them goddamn glasses off. You're trying to be cute for them bitches. Is that leather hat? You don't even read.

Nigga, this nigga got a hat on that a nigga worked for Al Shopton supposed to wear. They don't fucking say King on the front of it. Chico got on an Indiana Jones chain. This nigga that stole a hat from the nigga that do I'll shop to perm trying to talk shit to me. Clayton got on a fucking hoodie made out of long jump material. This is what I was waiting up.

soul. Yeah, nigga, fuck all y'all. Fuck all y'all. Exactly. Exactly. Fuck both of y'all. Who are you hiding from with this camouflage?

You got that hand from Rhythm Nation. Exactly. This nigga about the danger. This nigga, Colo's shirt glowing the dock, this nigga the only motherfucker walking the club and the shit glowing. Like, who the fuck is that?

Who is that? Who is that? Chico, you don't get these goddamn prison-issued-ass glasses. Nigger. Standard Army Barrette. Nika, fuck you. She got about three watches on.

He do. This nigga got a watch on his ankle. This nigga got his shirt from a goody mob concert, Nick. He got his shit from the motherfucker paraphernal you're staying at a goody mob concert, Nick. Clayton's shirts say swamp men on the tag.

Swamp people? Yeah, nigga. Fuck both of y'all. Fuck y'all. Chico, you're here looking like you got the recipe, nigga. Yeah, niggie y'all ain't shit, nigga.

Y'all ain't shit, nigga. Y'all can see this, Nick. Call those jeans right now. This nigga, this nigga Cuban legs ain't linked. They interlocked. Hey, this nigga, Clayton's fingers look like toes. Y'all should see them motherfuckers, nigga. Hey, Nick, get your foot off me.

Get your foot off me, nigga. What the fuck? How do you fuck your fingernails so big? Clayton got athlete's hand, not athlete's foot. Nigger, pluck your tooth loose, nigga. This is a fuck. You're like, God damn. What the fuck you shot me, nigga?

Did you shoot me? What the fuck, man? Bro, your fingers, nigga. Hey, this is the 85 South Shots. So, everybody who listening, Chico is wearing a waist trainer right now. I see it. I can see the print. I can see it.

Naga, fuck you, nigga. This nigga Carlos sweatshirt got sweatpants on this with an arm lift up, nigga. This nigga got the bottom of the sweatpants on his sweatshirt. That shit made out of maternity. Exactly. This nigga out on a maternity sweatshirt, my husband. This nigga Carlos got his shirt from a quick trip. Clayton looked like his daddy about to pick him up.

What are you talking about? Here we go. Did you get your stuff, big guy? You shop at the same place The nursing assistants shop at That's what that is That shit for little kids to throw up all You look like an ambulance drive on his day off

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Not Toronto. Who? A golden state, man. Not Toronto. Clay Thompson saw me at the show. That's my dog. He ain't sent me no tickets or nothing, but I don't think he's supposed to. I know, but I was, you know. You figured Clay is going to try to get some tickets. I saw how much they were.

Fuck that ass, man. Never be too proud to ask a nigga that got more than you for some shit that ain't money, Nick. How you do it, though? Show me how you do it, though. Show me how to finesse this shit. This is a finesse.

Let us speak to you first. Because they always say something to you first. You're like, oh, shit, man, nigga. Oh, I fuck with you on Wilden Out. Man, I fuck with you on the Warriors. Nick, let's trade. Let's trade some shit. You can come see Wilding out anytime, nigga.

Anytime, nigga. I got a guest list and everything. Look, just give me some tickets to the game one day. I don't even got to be playing nobody good. I come see y'all motherfuckers play the Nuggets. Just give me some tickets to the game. I don't get fuck who y'all playing. You're going to be playing Milwaukee, nigga.

And that's how you're going to see y'all play the bucks. I don't want to see y'all play nobody with no other stars on the team, nigga. I will take some tickets when y'all play Orlando. I come see y'allando. I don't know no niggas on Orlando. But you don't settle, though. You don't settle. You don't be like, shit, I come to practice because then that's too far.

Yeah, that's too far. Clay, you remember when I had all them WNBA tickets, I kept going to the Atlanta team. I got that shirt from a WMBA game. There you go. There you go. That he didn't find that. You see how nigger tried to slide. That's what the Juana man.

Chico, you look like you're about to go to a, you look like you're about to go to a Crip baptism. Yeah, nigga, that's exactly. Now, I'm going to go to a Crip baptism. You got this shirt from a WMBA game, nigga. That's what you got it from. Out of the T-shirt gun. Yeah, the T-shirt gun in the W-NBA game.

You're the only, you're the only nigga who got prints on his stash. Chico got prints on his fads. I don't know what kind of jeans these are. They came with a motorcycle. or something. But you dress like a pastor at the top in an aggressive gangster at the bottom. Nigger, your jeans looked like

they came with a Missal Bishi Gallant, nigga, that's what the fuck your jeans look like. Chico shoes got skate. One time, I had never seen the Mississippi Galat without a dead it. Exactly. That's just for the record. That's for the record.

And Chico Bean's shoes got wheels on the bottom. I seen them. Oh, nigga, fuck you. Trying to be taller. Yeah, you got on them dope man. I told you about doing all the extra shit for the most. Man, stop playing, Carlos.

Listen, this nigga, I'm trying Don't even supposed to be on the top of that shirt. I'm trying to let you live with that leather hat on in this motherfucker, nigga. You look like you work for Nino Brown. He do. This nigga got the Nino Bradlight. He wasn't one of the niggas who names you knew.

He was one of them niggas that kicked the door open and was shooting the family when they was playing living just enough. That's why we don't invite him back. Hey, she's all remember every song for everything. Carlos was the nigga to kick the door when they were there living. I'm gonna tell you how he

You know every song You don't know how he knew all the song That nigga was raised in a waffle house He just sat by the jukebox That nigger no any song you can think of His mama was on the grill Yeah, man fuck y'all for that Y'all ain't gonna disrespect my mama

in there And all the motherfucking ladies on the grill Be dope fiends at the Waffle House nigga you're gonna disrespect my mama like that Clayton you ain't shit motherfucker Yeah you thought he was your friend That dick, what the fuck wrong with you man?

Y'all ain't shit, man. I don't like the way y'all be talking to me. I don't like how y'all be talking to me. This nigga, Clayton's finger shaped like LeBron James' head. This nigga, this nigga fingernails shaped just like LeBron head. Digg, how the fuck?

You got head nails, nigga, fuck out of here, Nick. This nigga said my mama was on the grill at Waffle. Mama, if you listen to this, I'm gonna defend your honor. You had never had to work at the Waffle house. Ever. I, nigga, make shirts for Carlos

before I let you work at the Waffle house, you know what my shit at? You know what I make them shit. Make sure y'all put that up. You ain't never seen the shirt like that. Please make sure you get the shirt. Them shirt was made by kids. Bro, I got this shirt to match.

Not like no child labor shit by kids. Damn, did that nigga bust a nut on her chest? What the fuck? No, check this out, right? Let me tell you what happened. Rihanna. These two is like worksheet. Exactly.

I thought he was, I thought he was, I thought, that's because this is breaking news. I thought this nigga was, I thought he was handing us the information to where Carlo's shirt came from. Here y'all, niggas go. You know there's a black show. They're hearing you papers with just pictures. With just pictures on it, no words on you. This ain't talking about this.

This nigga handed us a slide show. Nick. You're going to put that up on one of these screens in this motherfucker. Get Clayton the pen and get Chico and I want you out of circle, 11 differences in this picture. Highlights, man. Exactly. No, Rihanna, a little freaky ass. She's trying to throw LeBron this pussy, right?

So she didn't wrote his number on her chest. She tagged him on the picture and shit. So, uh, Rihanna been, she's been at this dude a couple weeks, I think. And then. Let leave that alone. And you know why this. This is news. You know why this is news?

But, I mean, but listen. This is news on the 85 South show because I'm slick. I'm hating like a motherfucker. That's the only, I want to get Rihanna pregnant. But that's the thing, though. If you married Clayton, if you got a wife, if you got a wife, she kind of got to let you fuck Rihanna. I mean, she wants to fuck Rihanna.

I'm saying, like, bitch, you don't really love me as much as you say you do if I can't fuck Rihanna. You're not going to let me miss this opportunity? I'm going to hate you forever. If you want me to still love you, you got to let me fuck Rihanna. baby. Let me be great. Exactly.

Like, come on. Let me be great just for this moment. You got to let me, you can't not let me have sex with Rihanna. If you really, look it with all these niggas leaving. You niggas ain't got nowhere to go. Where you niggas going? Niggas is going. This nigga walking out of here with a cap backpack.

The little pants on sale. That's where they're going. Yeah, the little pants on sale. This nigga, this nigga. Let's go get some leggings. You see the turtleneck on that nigger. This nigga got the shirts Martin used to wear when he was going somewhere on the show, me.

Remember when Martin used to, remember when Martin first got word on the street, That's the shirt he used to wear it right there That's the word on the street shirt Right there Stop chico you chop You stop doing this shit Man fuck that

That's why everybody's supposed to stay Everybody Everybody's supposed to stay man This shit isn't an event That's why everybody be leaving Y'all roast motherfuckuck Yeah but you gotta let me I'm sorry ladies out there

That's listening to the 85 South show If your man ever Get an opportunity to fuck Rihanna Beyonce I don't know Who else? Who else some women that you got to it's automatically

like Jay Cole Me along was trying to get Jay Coles and pussy You gotta let me fuck them If the bitch Like if you know her name already Like any chick that you don't have to introduce yourself

There's some strippers That names you know They're right I was trying to sneak them in there They got to ask them You don't let me cook nothing I'm trying to sneak them in there Instagram famous whole

striples They gotta be actual Celebrities Yeah the status got to match Yeah it got to be It can't be comparative to what you got. Y'all didn't change, man. It got to be a girl that if I left you,

nobody would be like you tripping. Like, if I left you, if LeBron left his wife for Rihanna, everybody would be like, that's fucked up. But, you know, I mean. I ain't nobody going to say shit. Ain't nobody going to say shit as long as he take care of them kids. Yeah, he got to take.

Oh, he definitely going to tell you. He said he got a billion dollars from Nike. He got to take care of them kids. He got a billion dollars, man. You know, like Swiss Beach left his wife. Yeah, for Alicia Kids. I mean, I don't know, I thought Alicia Keys like pussy at one point. Maybe I was

crazy. But that shocked me. I was like, did he leave Alicia, did he leave his wife to fuck bitches with Alicia Keys? Also, they make music too, man. They make music together so you in that studio, you got their five. If your girl ain't writing no hooks and shit,

you know what I'm saying? Get the fuck out of here. No, that's a good point. For us, it's different. We don't need nobody else. We doing our thing, you know what I'm saying? Unless you want to and then, you know, the cast, but all that, but we don't need, you know, we ain't got to spend no time isolated

and, you know, this sounds sexy. You go get some pussy, you keep saying that. You say that 10 times while recording the song. This sounds sexy. You go fuck her. Yeah, you probably is. Yeah, you're in the studio making music. It's got to happen.

You know what I mean? That melody coming right. You just got like, yeah. She comes sit on your lap. We're at the board and shit. How you work the board? You'd be like, bitch. This is the 85 South Show.

We prove to you each and every week that we ain't shit and we ain't never gonna be shit i agree with that that's real we're keeping it all the way real man chico bean is in the studio today i am i am oh yeah he's trying to get us to get the fuck out of it they always trying to get us out of it they're always trying to get us out of we're kicking y'all laugh you ain't got to go nowhere yeah exactly you ain't even got to go nowhere nigga like like this shit actually you ain't got to do shit i'll leave i'm gonna go too where you go to i don't know i'm gonna go it's not gonna be here Are we going to be able to contact y'all?

Nope. No. You want to say something to the people who are watching. Y'all just take a few seconds to talk to the fans. My name is Chico Bede and this is my motherfucking show. Whenever I'm not on this bitch, you don't, I mean, listen to it still, but let these niggas know, they need to give me and Clayton here more often, man. More often.

You know what I mean? We're going to be. This day campaign. Yeah, exactly. They say tell us, tell niggas what niggas got going on. I got a couple shows somewhere. I ain't getting paid much, though. So just come out

You got some more money You know what I mean Yeah come on that I ain't get paid much You could always like You know how like you hire an assassin The assassin You know the assassin

You know the assassin meet the person Like hey You give me double I won't kill you That's how I am with comedy I will not come to that show With no phone No call no show

If you got double What I was gonna get At another place Yeah so basically what we said Is we just for hire I'm booked But I'm not booked If you come with some

Do I mean not? I used to be booked. You know what I mean? Now, I be, you knick. Nigger say, man, I got this for you. Are you free? I am now. I'm free now.

But, you know, we're going to be, we got the, of course, we got the new season of Wild and out coming on. Of course. We got the reality show coming out. I think it's going to be, we know what we do on there, man. You know what I mean? I had the son this nigga a couple more times, you know what I mean? Don't start that line.

Oh, the son, this nigga. Don't start that line and shit. I'm this nigga's father. Chego. I discovered you. It ain't, it ain't no Chico Bean, whatever. Whatever, man. This nigga here is, it's ruined.

The only reason he's able to stay aflo. Your highest title, Numa Ro Una. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Look at that, nigga sound like a tampon. Numero. Nica sound like dirty south now, nigga. Ain't that what the fuck you just said she sound like?

That's what I mean. We got that coming on. You know, we're going to be doing a whole bunch of stand-up and shit. We're going to be in L.A. for the BET Awards. We got to go to the BET Award. We got to go to the BET Awards for some MTV shit. Shout out to all the Black people. I ain't been there.

I ain't been in the BETT Awards. I went to the hip-hop world. Go to the BET Award. Yeah, you got to go to the BETT Award. This, nigga, you won't motherfucking last comic standing. You've been on a real network. Both of y'all niggas been on real networks with real checks. NBC.

Nick, be careful. That's what it's stand for, NBC. I was careful. Nica, be careful. They can't do nothing anymore. They pay my money in increments. They do? That's a good thing, though.

You get about $20 a day. Got me on the stipend. That's, that'll work. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. What I'm about to say?

When is this come on? It's come on every Friday, man. This shit drop every Friday. Oh, hey, look, I'm at Zanis right now in Nashville. Shut up, man. I know how the shit works. Y'all can fix it to make me not sound. How the fuck I'm sounding.

Say it, tell him where you are. Where are you? Right now. So, let's talk to him. I'm here, but I'm not. Let's talk to him from next Friday. Hey, we're in London right now. Right now.

Me and Carlos Miller in London right now, performing in London as you listening to this year. If you're in London and you listen to this, find us. Hit us on social media. We're looking for all that shit that you got. If you in Nashville, we want all that shit. I want that hot chicken. Or whatever else y'all got.

I don't know what else y'all got. I don't keep that country music as shit. Yeah, fuck that shit. That shit, you can just hear that I don't fuck with niggas in country music. That shit, come on bloon-d-down-n-n-n-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Clayton, you're going to be it in two weeks. In two weeks. What, you're not going to post it when you said you're going to post?

That's the fuck I'm talking about. No, I'm just making sure that they can keep on. That's why I don't want to be a part of it. Chico, what the fuck you gonna be at in two weeks? I can't get along with you, niggins. I know I'm not gonna be on this shit in two weeks. You niggas give a nigga one show every six months out this bitch. We did this shit in January.

How many times we didn't reach out to these motherfuckers? He ain't never really, whatever. Fuck y'all. Look, and he said we always reached out to Clayton. Oh, I'm gonna be in Portland. I'm gonna be in Portland in two weeks. June 2, Portland. Yeah, Portland.

You are ungrateful, motherfucker. Whatever, man. Oh yeah, I got to shout this out too. Also, that Netflix show. Watch Love. Yeah. I'm on the second season. I got a little part on there, so.

That's dope, man. That's what's up. Oh, yeah, I got my own shit coming out. Got my own line of bread. Everybody knows about that. No, tell me about it. Yeah, it's going to be all in pieces. What you're calling it?

Huh? What you call it? Might call it just the tip. I'm not sure. Either that or, um, All good things come to an end. It's a couple names we're talking around and shit. Yeah, I like that one.

That one good. All good things come to an end. You know what? I got to pitch one for the commercial. End up with a sandwich. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. That's the slogan.

That's the little slogan. I would call it, fuck around and end up with the sandwich. Yeah. Or you can call it snippets. That's what it is. It's just snippets of the loaf, niggas is snippets. But I don't think people really respect any pieces of the way they need to. They're the strongest piece of bread.

You put cold peanut butter on a regular piece of bread. You'll slice your. goddamn hand open. You do it with the end piece. You wipe that shit off like a sword. You can use the end piece as an other mitt if you do it fast enough. You ever tried to toast the end piece. You see the smoke coming up out of the to toasting when you try to toast the envy.

The middle piece be cooked in the back beef. That should be fucked up. You know, all the bread gone. The end piece is brand new as fuck. Brand new. Brand new as fuck. Not even no mold. Nope.

Nothing. I'm going to start eating them bitches right off the top. If you flinging it, you can throw a, But in-piece like a frisbee and catch it, it still won't break. I saved my end-pieces and feed them to the birds. Birds don't even know how to eat them. Because I care about the environment. The birds got to take end-pieces home and cook it.

Exactly. It's some squirrels. It's some squirrels in my neighborhood. Nigger had two end-pieces in his mouth like a real nigga just climbing up the tree. There. Culling shit I hadn't seen in nature. The bird. Hey, tell that bird in your watch, Tyler, that he got some bread for.

Somebody giving me more help, bro. Somebody say food. You're not gonna talk about, my man, watch. Is this thing on? Why? Come on, man. There's Mike on. That, that watcher, that bird watch her bread.

Did somebody say something about a meal? Is this thing on? Buh. Oh. Hey, we gotta, we can already go do some shit tonight with, uh, uh, four. Two chains. Man, we got. Hey, man.

Hold up, man. Let's say this. Let's say this shit, man. But all the rappers who came through the show, you remember the two chains came last time? He was like, nigger, what Chico in color said? We did hollet this. Shout out the two chains, man.

I'm talking about, people say shit. I'm talking about when people do what the fuck they gonna say, I fuck him. Yeah, me too, man, fucking real. So you're saying he said, I'm gonna hollet y'all. And he hollered at y'all, and now y'all and now we're about to go hollied. Yeah, and not even on no play, play shit.

Like, what them niggas at? Call them niggins, we about to do this. You ain't really hollered at y'all at y'all. Yeah, like an owner. Yeah, not that talking shit. Right, exactly. So it's safe to say that that, that niggas is going down. Two chains.

True? True. Exactly. Exactly. He's a true nigga. Man, this shit about to get live up to room. Exactly. About to get live.

Hey, y'all ain't going to the way. We're about to stick around and do this. I'm leaving. Get the fuck out, man. Yeah, we're going to let some other niggas come in and act like we, you know. Get the fuck out. Yeah, I'm gone. Fuck that, nigga.

Fuck out of here. What the mall? Oh, yeah, I'm going to fuck with the mall real quick. Catch Chico Bean at the mall. Yeah, next week. Next week. Huh? It is?

Why? Tigger gonna go to the- Oh, time on, time on. Nick will come out to the mall with a buzzer. What the fuck? Hey, man, this's the problem. That's what's wrong with niggas. Niggas always warn you about shit,

but don't tell you what it is that's wrong. Hey, man, you don't want to do that. Ain't nobody about to say. Hey, Chico, don't go to the mall. Nigger, why not? Nigo, you cute, day out today. What the fuck? We don't know why to tell you this shit.

What the fuck is. going on at the mall, nigga, I'm just trying to, y'all. Y'all, y'all niggas ain't shit. Hey, you ain't dirty enough to go to the mall. I got, hey, man, let me get your sweatpants. Apparently, give me them sweatpants. Apparently, I got to dress like this, man.

We're just talking shit. Yeah, I mean. No, you're just talking shit. No, the mall's going to be packed. Yeah, it's all. You're about to take a bunch of pictures and shit. Wow. Your fans is in there today.

You're going to be taking more pictures to say. You're going to be taking more pictures to say. Close. Man, I don't know what's going on. Oh, that ain't Chico. Hey, nod, man. What the fuck going on, man? That ain't Chico.

Oh, no. Oh, that's what it is. Hey. Oh, man, y'all niggas, man. You know we can't say nothing about no shit like that on the morning. That's why we was laughing. Yeah, yeah, we got to keep that. Yeah, we got to keep that.

Chico, it's going to be good, man. Huh? He said this tomorrow. You'll be straight. Tomorrow's a day to go. Just go with, you could. I'll tell a young lady escort you down. Hey, Lex.

Can you take him to the Linux? Take him to the Linux. No, I don't need her to go. No, you do. I do. It's bad as fuck when you need women and security in the Lennon. Nigger, that wasn't because, I wasn't because telling her to go because I ain't think you was going to be able to find it,

nigga, that's for your safety. Like, I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is if it's like payback for dudes hollering at girls and being disrespectful. Like, now we go and we, like, it go down like that over there? Oh, my God. I don't know if it's karma. Hey, I'm going to perimeter then.

Fuck it. I just go ahead and go to perimeter then. I've been there before. I know what it is like to be harassed. I don't like being a cat calling. Niggas cat calling. Niggas, hey, man, Tata, let me get your watch, man, so I can distract him with the bird.

Let me get your watch so I can distract him with the bird. Nigger walk up on me. Ma! He's not into you. Baha! Back up! Bha! Oh, shit.

Get the fuck out of here. Fuck this shit, niggas. My show. Chico, we plan, but we're serious. Oh, man. This is the 85th South show. Once again, it's your man, Carlos Miller. Chico Bean.

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