The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Can't Pay the P*u$$y Fee ft. Jasmine Burke & Grey | Ep. 68
Episode Date: February 10, 2017On this episode of The 85 South Show, Jasmine Burke of Fox's Star and Bounce TV's Saints and Sinners stops through to learn about how to sell pussy and how the amount of times a man ejaculates is dire...ctly proportional to the amount that woman is liked. Take a peak inside of Kat's Cafe, where every Tuesday night Karlous Miller hosts an open mic that brings the best comedians in Atlanta out. Including co-host DC Young Fly who stops through to roast the audience talk Bobby Brown in the New Edition movie and talks about Pepsi and Uber affiliating themselves with Trump and what to do next. Plus the Vegan Rapper joins the cypher and talks about his music career. Karlous answers fan mail and keeps the freestyles moving. This is a classic episode of 85 South!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Perino Advirus
My what is it?
Peruna Advisory
My stupid ass
Peruna advisory
is advised
This context and language
is not suitable for children
Shit might be said
They might hit you up under the skin
And it might be a low blow
But guess what?
It's funny as fuck, though
Give me some of that pussy baby
Give me some of that pussy girl
One more time for the niggins who ain't made
Give me some of that pussy baby
Give me some of that pussy girl
Quit being stinged now
Give me some of that pussy
You got enough to share
I won't tell nobody
Because I know they do not care
Give me some of that pussy baby
Give me some of that pussy girl
Why are you so stingy
When you know you got plenty
You can give me some of that pussy
Because you haven't given me
Amy some of that pussy, baby
Give me some of that pussy girl
We don't bend up and see you with the shit
Tell it too fucking these holes on the loo
Niggas talking about them nigga fun to hang with that shit
I'll fuck your bitch
And I'll pay that rent
And anytime she called me
She's gonna get off on these dick
Now ain't tell it where you might see me
I'm posted in the A
But I might jump on the plane
In Paule Vu or La Francie
Cause my no close
I got the jokes
I'm everywhere
You see me with it
I'm up in Africa
I'm telling jokes in different cities
Nigger went to Germany
And felt some different cities
Hey
Nigger went to Germany
And felt some different cities
Hey hey
Nigger went to Germany
and felt some different tithes.
I say they're small and they're round,
but felt some different titty.
Hey!
Pussing got to smell, but I'm a fuck, no.
Straight the wim, it's good.
I want to smell, but I will fuck, no.
Pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, no.
Hey.
Pussy got a smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell,
but I'm a fucking smell, but I'm a fuck, no.
Hey.
I like smoking, weed.
I like it in high.
Hey.
I make bitches mad like BC Youngfly.
Bitch is walking out
Bitches pulling up
I'm apologizing
I say I don't give a fuck
I'm crazy man
I'm crazy man
I'm crazy man
I'm crazy man
I'm crazy man
I'm gonna say it again
I fuck the girl
and I'm a fucking friend
2016
about the start
is 17
it's about the internet
give a fuck
because I'm fucking up
and I'm pulling up
in some other stuff
I'm holding on my digging stuff
and I'm like
don't forget to rub on my nuts
I'm like hell's no
because I'm name
I had a white bitch named a shit
That's like the third time I said that in my rhyme but I ain't lying nigger just assed
Damn ladies and no mic away two minutes
Splackabella made you do that
I'm never wrong
A Pepsi
Are you supporting this
Because Pepsi contributed to the Donald Trump
Campaign
All this shit, could they fuck with somebody on for a week?
Huh?
I ain't been stopped using this shit
Can they fucking with somebody on four weeks?
Why?
I'm this for real wild.
You can also do Lyft, you know?
I already made a profile of Uber.
I've got well-appointed with Uber.
You can get well-appointed with Lyft.
Give me the one on the bottom.
You can get well-acquainted with Lyft.
You can get well-acquainted with Lyft.
You can get well-acquainted with Lyft.
You can get well-acquainted.
Plaint it with little.
You're going to fall around a little bit, be a number of homosexuals running.
Then you're like, oh, that you're going to get picked up by Jermaine.
You're going to get on by Jermaine.
Jermaine.
That's a great joke.
That she hit today.
Jermaine Jermaine.
Oh, yeah.
Jermaine.
That shit real, real.
I've been to my sense of real shit.
Like Jermaine?
That shit I always hit better than the shit I'd be.
Just thinking of.
Yeah, I better.
Yeah, I better just keep it.
That's why every time I go and stay now, I just talk.
I speak real.
If I'm going off the bitch.
You know what it's hard for me to do comedy?
When I'm happy.
That'd be hard and fuck.
Now to, like, come up with some new shit.
Aw.
The new shit don't never come from you have.
It don't, it don't, because you ain't been through shit.
There's a same.
That's a same.
I felt like that too.
That's why I said, I want some shit to toe.
I got some shit on my chest.
Like, half of the shit that I want to say,
I didn't get a chance to look at my phone and said.
I was just going off.
You know what I'm saying?
And just trying to figure out what we're going on.
My little shit, like that Bobby Brown.
Do y'all watch documentaries on the greats, on the greats?
They always say from Richard Pryor to Red Fox that their greatest comedy came from their pain.
Like, it's something, even George, even George Carlin didn't get up.
That she was real.
When I was standing down, I was like, man, I'm old fuck, but, jeez.
That was the funny and shit in the joke.
When you were like, I'm wrecked, he ain't trying to do that.
Yeah.
That's it.
I bet for I've been so deeped up, bro, and couldn't get these beach to fucking move, bro.
And I want to fuck so bad, bro.
This motherfucker is, my man.
So what is the pussy lay?
Your dick be hard as a motherfucker.
Man, deep be hard as a rock, man.
Soon she leave.
You sent her pisses and shit, and she like, so.
She said you were 3-0, so.
You're like, ah.
She ain't really fucking with me.
What happened, though?
You'd be so geeked up, that it can't function.
You can't really just...
That is a real thing. Wow.
Oh, yeah.
You've just been so...
Now, I've been on the drug and fuck.
I don't know. I don't know. How that shit happened?
You just be zoned out?
I had to take a picture on the life.
Like a zombie?
Yeah, I was zoned out. I literally was zoned out
and played my mistake three times.
Is your dick sore when you wake up?
I don't know because I woke up and got right back on it.
That's so it's not sore
I don't think about
I couldn't look
I can't even see it must be sore
something must be sore
your thigh you must get a crampy your thigh
You're right out of a nut
That would be
Is that not painful?
That's not painful
That's not painful
I think that's for your own
protection
See but it's a good thing
There's ain't no more
After three
But that's a good thing
And that's a bad side
Because the niggas who can't let
you didn't just really be fucking
you know what I'm saying
you don't really know how I feel to
to be at the peak
of the fuck
for niggas who came in
you're just good for that's after a long time
you don't really know what good pussy is
people like that
that can't fuck men
yeah for niggas they're like
all the first time you can go on straight
40 you like my nigga
you're crazy
on your first one
I salute you on your first one
My niggins straight 40?
My first was?
My first was?
Hey!
My muffler going out bad.
So when I leave the neighbor's a little.
Boom, boom!
Boom!
Like, oh!
My ass is up, sir.
My ass is.
That's me, nothing.
It's been missing.
Hey, well, I got to write that one down, boy.
You hear me?
Now, the second one?
That's my feeling.
you'll be some you'd be hey you'll be surprised you get a third one I'm like
you really much like you see you'll be surprised you get a second this is very
interesting so how long does it take you in between the first and the
second to get back ready to get back ready and then you know I already and then
We'll be right back to it.
You know what I'm saying?
How long?
At an hour, two hours?
A morning.
It's certain shit.
Give me certain shit, a woman got to do, too.
You know what I'm saying?
I like, well, I don't you're ready.
The way you put on the way you catch me.
But I mean, I'm a moaning of shit, you know what I'm saying?
So we just think of just how they break chicken and you eat it.
Oh, okay.
Neatiality is real and they do that.
damn
they need to do something
it's fitting to be
over with
I'm telling you when I laid out
it's all right
now every time I don't lay down
and a beat you get on top of me
it's just a friction
it just depends
it varies
it's by experience
every woman is not the same
every touch is not the same
every moan is not the same
every ass is not the same
every friction is not the same
I'm gonna take it good quality food
I used to be a real fan of it
yeah that's cool
you do you grow tired of it like
you get so much head in your life
no you know what I get to
get to where you're just like I'm so exhausted
I grew tired of here because it was not
pussy and when you realize that
you're gonna be like
what's the difference what you mean what's different
She's one of the most beautiful
behind money.
Never be in front.
What?
Nigel, please.
That's the reason why Adam and Eve
got their ass out of the garden,
that fucking pussy.
She told him
you want to get no pussy
until he did album.
The nigga was like,
oh, hey, get a hell there.
Give me a damn album.
Big hell out there.
There's power.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, yes, yes.
It is.
Power.
I had to get it.
I definitely get it.
So, earlier.
What, Carlo?
He's definitely powerful.
Cardo.
Hello.
But only out like the dick ain't found, believe it.
It's really not.
After a while, I'm really here to tell you.
After a while, I'm here to tell you, I have had some good.
You just ain't like them.
That's all that one.
I don't have some ugly bitches.
I want to fuck a little aback.
But after a while, you've had.
You've had it. You've had it. You've had it. It's like, what more is there to life? What more do you have to offer me, man? Okay. Because some good dick come around a cone, a honey, like a bus. And this is what women really need to understand. We have that power as well. Like, there are good men out here who will give you good conversation, attention, adoration, and some good dick. And you will be satisfied.
and fulfilled and you don't have to get so attached to it like that because you know
it's a lot of it out here I think men get a bad rap it's a lot of good men with some good
dick out here men am I right I agree how much shit babe you can say fuck right but as a man as a good man
with some good dick do you vouch for yourself there you go that's what I'm saying
I trail it off from this.
Good dick is the point of view.
I heard you say good penis.
I'm like, I'm out of this one.
Oh, yeah, who you?
What has this world come to?
I'm giving it up for the men.
I'm representing as a grown woman in here.
Joe, my mic fucked up, man.
I thought there are good men out here.
That can give you a very great experience in the bedroom.
Is it on narrow right here?
Let me see, you are on one.
I'm on two.
Yeah.
If that's what you're into.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
And then there are some alternatives as well.
I mean, hey, so what would you feel like?
I'm like, check, I'm talking on your mic.
Hello, hello.
Your mic on, jail, the mic on.
That's the freestyle, check, check, check.
My shit ain't, my shit, my shit don't.
He just had somebody to penetrate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, yo, yo.
Penetration is cool.
Deep.
Wow.
Hold up.
Hold on.
Let me see.
It's great.
I was going out.
Hello?
Yeah.
There we go.
Play with somebody.
No, I can't do something that's good for the bear room.
We don't have nothing.
That's the system that you listen to.
I'm talking about it.
If I don't look at you, don't want to fuck you.
It's different.
We should keep those organized.
All right.
We're good.
Everybody mouse might be good as fuck.
Even we got one of them.
And even be on wanting to fuck you, I can't see anything else with you.
Then it's a waste of night.
You got some?
You know, we got to throw out.
We need them T-shirts, too, man.
Throw our shit up.
Anyone, just fold that shit with a logo up.
We keep some shit up there.
Y'all keep going.
Y'all keep going.
We're putting all this in the show.
What the hell is going on?
We're going to be starting in about three minutes.
You should have, because I wear shades every episode.
These things I'm crazy.
So I said, if a nigger.
Nets fast.
I mean, if a nigga fuck for 40 minutes, I exclude you.
Because I'm popping.
Nigger.
As soon as I lead a block, my ass, my ass is going to work.
Bam.
Bam.
Blancer, he bussing off immediately.
Hey, phone.
My friend Ryan ain't got it.
I'm going to let you know right now.
Look, any guy ain't planned.
Hold up, please.
Hey, man.
A little son.
Ain't nobody tell her to show up with.
Good pussy.
Who told her to show up with a pussy that's going to make a nigga come quick.
You showed up with this good-ass pussy, and you're mad at me because I came fan.
You knew this pussy was good.
It fucked up your last relationship.
That's why when I meet a new chick, I don't want to know what he did.
I want to know how the relationship ended.
He was stalking me coming up to my...
Nope, get this evil-ass pussy out of him.
I do not want pussy with stalker capability.
I'm not saying that I'm a stalker, but I don't know what this pussy might do to me.
If you ever had that person, if you need the house, you're wondering what she's doing?
He's like, you just left.
You just left the house.
Damn, that pussy is good.
That pussy's so good you want to know what she is at all time.
I'm talking about all the time.
Hey, what you doing?
Mom, what?
For what?
For what?
That's why you out, pussy?
Why you're out all the time, pussy?
I'm good.
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They say when
niggas me brag
what about when the female
brag?
They ain't going to brag.
Women with good
pussy,
they don't need to talk
about sex.
They just sit there
and let you talk
and be like,
mm.
Okay then.
Because they
When the pussy, hey, flat, this is when you know the pussy real good.
When you hear and say this shit right here.
When you hear and say this shit right here, this is the pussy you want.
Okay then.
Okay then?
When she hit you with the okay then?
I don't have some of that pussy.
No.
You ain't ready.
No, you don't want that.
Hey, DZ.
I'm like, man.
I've been fucking old four of a first minute and I know I can't quit.
Hey, flat.
Now, you ain't ready.
pussy you don't want that that's childish
pussy they don't want that you ain't ready
I don't want that
I don't want no you ain't ready
what made you think that your pussy was too advanced
for me
shit no
you ain't ready for this pussy
I had some learners for that man
you'll get your ass out of here with this old
unty ass
Hey man have you ever had that
Unexpeedy good pussy
Hell yeah like I don't even
like you
I had to grab the cheese
I was like
Y
This big guys with
Like how I didn't
It was sliding in
And that and it was good
You got that old slippery dick
Slippery dick
You got that old slipper dick
With no veins in
You hit this shit
You got that old slippery
You got that old slippery
You got that on sliding.
This nigga
That's sliding dick
This thing can walk around with dick ID pictures.
85.
85.
85.
85, hey.
Hey, welcome back to the 85 South show.
We are in here tonight discussing all things.
Vegetables, slippery dicks with no veins in it.
All types of wireless capabilities.
Flat, what's going on?
She's about to get this
A bench a dick
It's gonna keep
Hey man
Why every time I bring somebody on here
You got to fuck them
Yeah the only way
To get the camera
Oh okay
I'm just saying
Not like literally Jasmine
Hypothetically
Hey how you doing
We got my home girl
Jasmine Bergen here tonight
How you doing Jasmine?
Hell yeah
The very talented
Hello hello
Let me scoce your microphone
Back again
I'm eating my hot boiled peanuts
Eating a hot boy penis
Hey
That's neither here nor there
Joey, what's up, man?
Your cool lads over here.
Good, man.
My name's Gray, man.
This man, he called me Joey, man.
That's my government.
We can't call you by you?
All right, Gray.
Gray.
All right, let's start over.
Got my nigga Gray in here today.
What's up, Greg?
Chadden gave us the whole rundown.
Like, I thought that you wanted us to call you Joey.
Now we know your secret identity and shit.
Bleep the shit out.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Say something.
Say a series of.
of things.
Oh, adventure.
Oh, cool.
Great, what's up, man?
Sliperry.
Man, I heard you out here killing shit.
Hold on, man.
Trying to keep a movie.
Hold up.
Before we even get into this shit, we got to see what Jasmine and D.C.
talking about.
They over here discuss some slippery.
What y'all talking about?
It's a motherfucker here to talk about, because I was just over here to talk about how I
fuck the unexpected bit, and I'm sliding in and not, but she didn't understand the
Scrook game.
I'm like, I, then she talks
You got this neighbor, you got those days
It's a big bang on top of that mom
Like I did
Wow
Now how were you sliding in and out like that
That's suspicious
Her pussy was wet
That's where y'all gonna start off here
No
I'm not sliding
Trust me
The pussy had a grip to it
No because if you got an adventure dick
That means you got some nucks and crannies
And some dips and some slides on it
When I pulled out
The pussy was holding in and out
No you cannot slide in and out
It was a fine in and out.
It's a bigger of speed of like going on a slippery.
How are you going to argue with this man about his dick?
I got a vein in my dick on top and on the bottom and on the side.
I have no idea.
Much love to everybody who didn't want to know that.
And I don't want to know.
How the fuck they just get into an argument?
This shit crazy.
Jasmine, you see the type of shit you start when you come on the podcast?
I didn't start.
None of this shit.
And I'm so glad because I don't want to get yelled that.
It was not flat this man.
It was sad.
Jasmine did accuse him
arbitrarily of having a slippery
No, it was his story.
It was his story.
He was telling a story
by how he opened a woman's ass
and was just going like this.
I like in and out.
And I'm like,
but how can you go in and out like that
if you got an adventure dick?
If you got an adventure dig,
you got to be like, ooh, ooh,
y'all in that face.
He's trying to fuck a monkey.
She's trying to fuck her.
No.
She's fucking a monkey.
See, when a man is,
came in from the back, he's taking control.
You know what I'm saying?
So I have to direct your body on however I want you to go.
You know what I'm saying?
But you can only do that on a slippery, slimy dick.
Like, like a little.
I'm paying attention.
A little.
If I got, if I got a woman, I can go on me.
I can go up because sometimes pussy be high.
You ever, you ever had that pussy at high?
You like, man, bitch, I bet you're, oh, what the pussy?
Oh, it's on the hell.
Oh, okay.
Ah.
Got to get on your toes, man.
Yeah, got to get on your toes.
That's where he got those ad muscles firm.
Yeah.
Hey, what the hell of wrong with y'all to man?
Yes, the in the bitch moves for his escapades.
Yeah, even when the tall bitch, it's in love room.
I get it there.
Hey, man, I'm so disappointed in y'all and proud of y'all at the same time.
I don't know, I don't know which one I really have.
That's what they all say, fellas.
Slipry.
Ladies, we know what it is.
You go down there.
You be like, ladies.
I'm going to serve.
The waves are not coming.
Well.
That's a great update.
We'll return to pussy in a minute, I guess.
What are you doing just fucking faces on the cameras?
What the fuck wrong with y'all?
Hey, man.
That's how we open up the show, man.
That's a great fucking issue.
This is what happened when we record after hours.
After hours, man.
It's the only thing to talk about.
The only thing open this time, it's mouthful left.
Hey, man, I'm over here trying to talk to my nigga about getting on the motherfucking vegan diet.
You're talking about slippery dicks and shit.
That's him
We're diving into his mental
Hey man, save us
Hey man
That damn conversation
Was slipping this line
I don't let me go
Man
Bring some education
Oh you're a vegan
That means you don't beef on the track
We're here all weekend
We're setting out show
Now what made you start fucking with the vegan
That's real, nigga shit.
Oh, man, my girl, man.
For real, she tricked you.
Oh, man.
She got me into it, man.
How long you been to be?
I think it's like eight months, for real.
I thought he'd say eight years.
Your girl had that Erica Bidu.
That's fucked up, nigga, because if y'all break up, you get a first shit.
That Eric Bazu will make a man change his whole life.
I'm trying to tell you, that's just the Malcolm right there, man.
Shout out to Nicky for the people.
Hey, man.
Hey, girlfriend.
So you ain't had a nanny, bro.
Like, no.
fish, cream, shrimp.
Yeah, no, no.
So what the fuck you been eating, nigga?
Bro, I eat everything that too-e, but a nigga drink his feet.
But his skin looks good, though.
Look at his skin.
His skin looks good, though.
I don't know what a nigga's skin.
You got a pimple.
Look at his skin.
You might want to get on that diet.
We all shit.
I got a pimple too.
I have a pimple too.
Anything that you eat, but there ain't no meat.
You know what I'm saying?
Even if you have, I mean, anything that you have,
tacos I can have, I can have fill of cheese steaks.
I can have chicken parmesan,
So, you'd be eating a bulk of burgers and shit.
You know one thing?
This is why people don't fuck with vegan.
They'll be trying to make regular shit and substitute them.
Oh, we get these meatless hot dogs.
No, bitch.
That's not no hot dog.
That's brave.
You chose not to have hot dogs, so don't try to find a substitute hot dog.
We got these meatless burgers.
No, no, no.
You don't.
You got a fucking patty, but you don't have a burger.
You ain't even got a panic.
What I'm saying is, I'm saying.
I had the same thing.
So, like, when people made the transition,
I used to, I used to love a chicken-in-law.
You couldn't tell my ass, I wouldn't eat no chicken.
You look like a liby pepper with extra sprinkler.
I got to be one to tell you.
Wings still good than the motherfucker.
They might actually be better.
Hey, get what?
They got some shit called boneless, dog.
Nigger!
Nish is going crazy!
These motherfuckers that took the bone at the wing,
I don't know how they do.
You had a boneless wing?
Yeah, yeah.
Nigger, not a vegan boneless boy.
I'm talking about that.
Chicken bones.
It's not a nugget.
It's not a nugget, my nigga.
Real chicken.
It's real fucking wank.
Nick, I don't know what part of the wing it is, but that shit.
Like, what if your girl, like, eat all the shit you can't eat, and you go down to eat her?
You're like, oh, shit, I'm taking the juices.
Nope.
You know what?
I see how this shit going to work.
I see how it's going to work, Greg.
Like, y'all going to both be vegan and shit, right?
You're going to be real committed to the lifestyle.
Then, just like, flat said, you're going to eat the pussy one day and be like, you've been sneaking
eating chicken. I'll taste it. I see it. I see it. I'm glad you pointed that shit up.
I wonder.
And that your women taste better, man. I heard that shit.
Talk about it now.
You ain't got to worry about no.
Hey, man. Talk about it. What's the camera?
I mean, I don't have a bitch you eat pork. Pussy's taste like, I don't know.
Filet Mignon. Bonapita.
Bonapita.
I had to get up on that pussy like.
You needed a fork in the night.
I had a great part of my head.
Hey, the crazy part of my look back was a nigga playing the violin.
He was like,
mm-hmm.
I was like, perfect scene.
Man, you know we were going to talk shit.
We're here all night, fellas, selling our shows.
No, you know we're fucking with you.
No, but talk about it, though.
What is the difference?
It's weird.
It's weird.
Give them the beginning.
I'm just thinking to transition, though.
So you can taste the difference between a woman who eats me
and a woman who doesn't eat not.
My girl started making the transition.
You know what I was like, you know,
You make this shit sound like a religion
I mean, it's an eat at a happy
You know what I'm saying?
Because look, man, we've been conditioned
to believe what is good for us to eat
For so long
So it's a bigger religion
Like, like, you know what I'm saying?
We turned, you know what I'm saying?
You did what I'm saying?
But what I'm saying is like
So we're making a delicacy
And we can't go without macaroid
We can't go without real
You know what I'm saying
But we're dying at fucking 57
Bro how we die at 57
That's real shit
Like that's a statistic
But I know some old
people live like 90 instead
you know every hundred
In fact there's the thing you're gonna say
No but I listen to me
I feel that because you know why
I told my time I was gonna be a vegan
But then when I was tried I was like
Ah I can't do this
So I had to take my steps
So I just said fuck I'm gonna start eating pork
I used to eat pork
I ate pork every week of my life
You don't matter what day
I just eat it
Every week of my life
I knew one
This was a day out of day
We got ate pork
I don't care what it is a ham sandwich
Saus sausage sandwich
Something from Woffah house
Sausies and got damn
It's shit sounds good at him.
I used to be tired all the time, though.
I used to be like, man, I'm tired, bro.
I'm tired.
And I'm trying to figure out why I'm about tired at 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm like, I'm exhausted, though.
So I was like, you know, I'm just talking to pork.
When I say, bro, I got, like, I gained all my energy back.
Yes, I was like, damn.
Fuck pork.
That shit crazy.
Were you always slim?
Yeah, I'm gaining my weight, but you know, slim nigg, baby.
Talk to me, man.
Yeah, man.
But see, you can be clean, and I didn't be.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just no one.
Yeah, it's just like, I just
Shut out to all the vegans that snort cocaine.
Make your mind up.
You either gonna be healthy or hot.
They look at it,
but I'll be healthy hot.
You know?
But I don't think I can just go straight
vegan, though.
You know what I said?
But I heard it's certain things
that taste good.
You just got to find your swan.
What's the best shit you've been eating since,
you know, the best taste and shit?
You've been vegan for eight months.
Now, remember that shit.
I mean, right now.
Just keeping your ass.
Like right now, you can go right now the damn
Whole Foods on Ponce, bro.
Go get that vegan mac and cheese, though.
Because people be down, they're like, how do you get mac and cheese
out of vegan shit?
Bro, taste that's that change your life.
But look, you know how they process everything and get us?
So, how is mac and cheese vegan?
I don't know how they, I ain't my life.
I don't know how they're whipping in the cheese.
Hey, man, you didn't ask the hardest goddamn question ever.
Hey, I mean, I know it's a process, but, you know,
it's from plants.
It's not from a cow.
Well, I have an alternative.
You know, we learned about alternative facts that shit don't be true.
But go ahead.
No, I have an alternative for you guys.
I'm pescatarian.
That means, you don't, you eat fish.
I eat fish.
I don't eat meat.
I eat fish.
And it is easier than you think.
And a lot of times I end up eating a vegetarian diet anyways.
So.
This is the weird.
And I've seen such a difference in my life.
I love seafood.
That's why it's not hard for me to stop eating pork because I love seafood.
like when I growing up
when you had seafood in your house
you was rich
yeah you got shrimp
catfish
catfish nugget
you know what I'm saying
like you got shrimp
like you got a thing
when I came
when I grew up
I ain't number 24
you feel what I'm
but when we were growing up
and we hear about
niggas had crab legs
but you had some crab lead
bro
how did you take
it was doing that
like you nigga that shit
was like
you had had crailette
on another
plant in the song
we're like bro
how that shit
and you know what
you know you've been
rapper and shit
the rappers
They talk about that food shit
If you listen to it
Make you feel like you on some ball of shit
Like young droke came out
With the blowfish sushi
Like, what the fuck is that?
Nick, and then you know
Pem-Ce say he ate so many shrimp
He had an iodine boy
I don't know how many shrimp that is
But nigga you gotta have money to this shit
Like you know, but I don't want that
No, I don't either but the nigga
The crazy part about it is
That shit, that shit crazy
Like how you say
Like they got vegan
Everything that you see
In the world
They got a vegan
Nicky they got vegan condoms
Yeah, man.
Wow.
A vegan condo.
Tell them about the vegan condo.
They think I can be saying shit, man.
I mean, I'm pretty sure they got a vegan rug.
Nick, one time I used it's a lambskin, right?
Oh, it's lambskin.
Yeah, I thought I had a bladder on my dick.
It felt just like a bladder.
Oh.
The shit felt like a bladder.
I felt disgusting fucking with this lamb skin condom on.
I was like, bitch is still alive.
Get this off of it.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
If a motherfucker
Okay, man
Stop
If a motherfucker ever
Offing you some pussy
With a lamb skin condom
Just turn it down
Man go home
And jack off
That shit is weird
That shit like
That shit like putting
A real live condom
On your dick
Yes, don't use those
Man know your word
My nigga
Don't use that bullshit
They don't look like rubber
When she say that she alerts
The latex
That don't mean
Find another condom
That's not latex
That's her saying
She wants you to
Go raw, my nigga.
Carlos, it looked like a chitlin skin, don't it?
Before you cook it.
It looks like a chitlin skin before you cook it.
It's some weird shit going on.
Don't put that chitless skin around your genitals.
Yeah, I don't like that no latex shit.
Amen.
I go through this shit so the people.
Don't let nobody put that up inside of you ladies.
That shit like taking the chalkboard erases and just pah on your dick.
Hold up, flag.
You got the mix tape coming out, right?
You got the mix tape coming out too, bro.
Yeah, I'm working on music, man.
What's the name of the next day?
I'm going to work on a project called BMCW.
You know what I'm working over for a minute?
What's the initials name for?
It was a beer money, champagne wishes.
You know what I'm saying?
Beer money.
Beer money.
Beer money.
Beer money.
That's one of them from the bottom.
You get some of Corbell.
Yeah, you know, it was a period of time.
You know what I was working on.
So, you know, with all this recent stuff going on, man,
you know, what happened is just put me in a whole different.
you know what I'm saying mindset a whole different you know a different vibe you know what I'm saying you document that
let me ask you this on some interview shit where were you and where are you now oh niggas
oh you saw that twist how oh let me do it again where were you
musically and where are you now first of all he's not talking about that garbage shit
I cannot deal with his mind is clean no but when you're going to real shit I mean you got some truth to it
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, you document what you go through.
I mean, me as an artist, but, um, man, I was just, I was pushing the circuit, man.
You know what I was an independent artist performing at all the over mics.
I still do it not.
You know what I'm saying?
You still care of the same person I was then, man.
Check this out.
This is the perfect podcast for you to be on.
You know who this podcast is for?
Check out some of these comments from my fans.
This nigga said his name, Bound for success.
D.C. this to you.
This nigga said, hey, D.C., you can fuck my bitch if you want.
Just say some.
this shit while you hitting it from the back and we even.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't mind doing it, brother.
I got you.
I record it, too.
You ain't even going to ask to see this lady or nothing.
Oh, dirty.
All right, let me see.
Let me see what you be in a little life.
Now, see.
Check this out.
Kelly House says, I love watching y'all guys, man.
Keep a brother, they going.
Y'all should bring Lavel Crawford on.
One of y'all shows in him and D.C. can go back and forth.
That would be an end.
epic episode.
I fought with a bill, too.
Exactly.
But I don't know, we ain't got no seat to fill them, but
check this up.
We'll have to put one and have to save me with a couch,
bring the couch.
When these people come in and
come to Atlanta, we'll get them on the show.
Go to their Instagram and tag their shit,
85 South Show.
Tell them to call out of them.
Who else we got in here?
Oh, King Chamberlain.
This video should go down in Black History.
It's the creation of the greatest song
of all times.
Titties.
We got tidies in the building.
Yes, we do.
We got to come.
I said, what, what?
Tid eyes in the building.
I see the jabby got him right here.
Well, tiddy's in the building.
I don't know, but I think it's your girl, but titty's in the building.
Hey, man, I get snaps and Instagram DMs of people singing titties in the building everywhere.
Somebody got their little niece, this little white girl, she cute as hell.
she sing all the songs from the bar.
I don't need nobody who wears sports braids to say.
It's this little boy.
He's like two or three.
His mama had him in the car.
He's like, mom, I ain't ready at all.
I want to hear of 85.
You saw him?
Yeah, shout out to that little boy.
I don't know his name.
And that little white girl, I don't know her name either,
but we got some 85 South Show kids who watch the show.
Shout out to my brother, Courtney.
He loves you guys, and he loves the 85 South Show.
Courtney Burke on the road
We love you
Hey man I'll be your brother out soon
My man Greg gonna have our shit
Bumping up there
The Whole Foods over there
By the ginger roots
No I mean
We're trying to get our shit
Played about the ginger roots
I'm trying to say man
We're about to kick some shit off
In this bitch
It says
Who is Dub Jones
No Doug Jones
I hope Carlos blow up big time
Funny dude
Seems like a stand-up nigga
Not only am I a stand-up
Nigger
I can sit down and still
be a stand-up nigga.
I'll walk up in the bank
and make them put their hands up,
I'll walk up on some young
niggas like, pull your pants up, nigger.
Yeah.
And they'd be like,
fuck you, man.
And then I'd be like,
you grow and do your own thing.
It's your life, but do what you want to do.
What did you call on?
Man, I kick it old school for the young
niggas.
Fuck that shit.
They say going on.
Hit him with the old niggas what?
No, look.
I come to the young niggas all the time.
I tell them, I say, look him.
Hey, walk around here
piss off with your pants.
That ain't gonna do nothing.
That ain't gonna do a goddamn thing, young blood.
But you know what I hate about them old school?
They be talking about the pans out of the...
No, it ain't about what you hate about the old school.
It ain't what you hate about the old school, niggins.
Like...
You don't like nobody tell you nothing.
You was a young nigga too, though.
No, I'm just saying what I was saying when I was a young nigga
and the old nigger told me something, that what?
Even if I ain't like it, I took what they said.
It wasn't in that.
It's about...
You could even put nothing in your backpack.
It ain't about back.
You think somebody going in your pocket, no, because your front pocket's on your ass.
That's why.
Your wallet too far down is on your thigh because of the front pocket.
I'm trying to tell you, nephew, you got them tight-ass on you can't put nothing in there with your ID.
You can't put nothing in your pocket.
What are you going to put your keys at?
You can't even peeve.
You see, you got to sit down.
You got your blowhole.
You got your peake hole where you're left.
That's what wrong with you.
You're worried about where the thing and the pee pee and stuff.
Nick, really, that nigga behind you, like, hey, bro, you're zipp it out.
Hey, man, get this shit out.
Dave Chaynor, Colos be killing that this podcast is for.
I fuck with that, nigga, my see?
Hey, I'm fucking you, too.
All of these comments, man.
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Carlos, you ain't shit.
Loz never will be.
Fuck you, man.
You're you, motherfucking right.
Platt, what's up, man?
No, this is, man.
Who the podcast for?
It's a podcast for Joe Smith at 85-star show.
I know this podcast for The Plummer with the Mercedes Van.
Did you see the picture?
No, I did not.
This is a nigger out here who is the plumber and the nigger involved in a Mercedes van.
Niggas is going to stay.
It don't matter what the nigga's been.
So he got a Mercedes van.
And he put the company on the Mercedes van.
The nigga is fixing toilets, cleaning up shit, and not getting shit on him.
That nigga needed.
Employee of the mind.
Br, only a nigga, like, have you ever noticed?
It don't matter what a nigga do, he don't get dirty on payday.
A nigga can dig holes for a living.
But on payday, a nigga ain't going to get a stain on him.
Because he knows what's happening after.
He's going to the strip club.
Watch Friday.
It's going down.
Watch the garbage man Friday.
I saw the garbage man the other day.
This nigga jumped off the truck with the goddamn Atlanta Brave Jersey on.
I'm like, this nigga ready to go to the club.
He's ready.
You know the podcast for this?
Podcast is for niggas who is vegan, but they want to try chicken.
He know if he do it, he'll be dying in any nigg.
Hey, hard, racing, fast.
He's like, what the fuck.
I should have never ate that chicken.
Oh, he missed him fucking lemon, pepper wings.
I eat them in his face just to show them that they taste great.
Ah, ah, ah.
You don't know what?
See, listen, he don't know that grass, but I guess you don't like chicken.
Listen, fuck that shit.
I'm telling me, that shit great, man.
Yeah, I need to eat this shit.
I'm telling you, bro.
Oh, real talk.
Man, you're going to say, bring the beat back.
Hey, bring it back.
Bring it back.
Bring it back.
Bring it back.
Yeah.
That's not going to a mouth.
50 steak and I smash.
Oh, what you're talking about chicken,
a nigga, but stack, I'll pass.
Hey.
I ain't trying to be stuck with the, I just think,
pots on the ass.
Hey.
Yeah.
Mike just drop in the band.
Hey.
They say, boy, you're thinking to not.
When you get that, nigga, damn right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Y'all up at that, though.
Cold.
Hold up.
Hey.
Bring it back.
Yeah.
Come the dude that you eat meat.
Pause.
That ain't what that means.
Yeah.
Take your bitch.
You get something to eat.
y'all salad man with the beans hey the bitch put beans in the salad
bitch trying to put meat in a pallet oh i just want to ride on the dick i said go ahead go
head right the pallet you grabbed it she said don't you vegan now because the dick real hard
no i said hey i ain't a salad or something that's why the dick real hard y'all hey and this
the rap about not eating meat hey can't even jump up on that stupid shit because shit it's
really all about the beat hey i like a beat who don't like to eat shit anyway can we pull out
Get what?
Ain't even really got that much to pay.
She's looking at them in you like, baby, I don't see nothing.
I look at her like, Big what?
I see some.
I want some nacho.
Finlayer have some chick tenders.
And you're going to look at me, and you're going to be looking at I'm willing.
Because, hey, you can't eat shit.
And, hey, I want to hear nothing about you hungry when we leave here.
Because, bitch, you should have ate some.
Because they had water, they had ice.
They had some lemonade and all that, too.
And they had some fucking rice
Don't act like you can't eat in that boo
And all that big shit
You can get off out of my face
And the way to say how this shit tastes
And I said bitch it tastes great
And I know that tiki is going to be cheap
And I know that tiki is going to be cheap
And I know that tick ain't going to be cheap
And I know that tick ain't going to be cheap
That tic ain't going to be cheap
That's all right
We was rapping we was fucking
Fucking up.
Ain't nobody said.
Nothing about Jasmine eating these nuts.
Eating them nuts.
I don't mean these nuts.
Talk about those.
Talk about those.
You can get these nuts if you get tired of those.
Hey!
Who if you want to try the bro?
Get inside and ride the phone.
Hey!
Welcome back.
This is the 85 South Show.
We black.
We're eating this bitch.
No one's had it.
Y'all know what going on. Give us a clap.
We ain't got a cap in here.
We ain't got a cat down here.
We got to do our own shit.
We got to do our own class.
Right.
This podcast is brought to you in part by all the niggins who had a Jericho from 1980, 60, 1989.
Wow.
You know what's a brand that was.
There we go.
I don't think that's a hastily that's going to ever come back.
No, that shit ain't thought.
We thought the finger wear it won't come back with John Jack.
Got the S curl, too.
I don't believe none of them
X curl shit, because none of that kids don't
don't work. None of them boxes. I tried. I ever
had one of them boxes.
The blue and silver one?
All the bitches. The nigger
who only already had the curls.
He ain't even used that shit.
You know what I'm saying? That made me think about the
nigga who'll be on the du rag packaging.
Them niggas don't ever look happy, do it?
Don't I don't never do that. They look like they hair hurt.
Hey, if you a nigger who will ever get the opportunity
to get the duag model, the nigger smile.
Rocking the bitch is all day.
There's all the fucking opportunity, and you on there with the meme up?
Nika, do you know who you are in the community?
But do you know how many duress he doesn't put on in two people?
All right, take the blue one off, put the reverend on.
Come on, man.
You got that motherfuckin' line around his head and shit.
Hey, what's the most important event you ever seen a nigga in a duress again?
Important event.
An important dance event.
A music video.
That ain't important.
I guess it could be it.
High school graduation.
I mean, I say, hey.
I say that most of the time
when a nigga get married
they keep the du rag on
all the way up until it's time
to walk in the church
Yeah
Right you
Oh yeah that was me
Nicker got to match
The du rag with the suit
You remember the du rag
And the hat
Nigger
You had to tie the motherfucker up
Oh man
Nelly came and fuck the game on
When he rolled them bitches up
I didn't like that shit
You know your du rag
was cheap as fucking
When you go on the hair
Like just a little bit
Nightly
Like if you don't have
Enough strap to play with you
Had some knockoff shit
I hate that
I used to hate the little split derad, the little split with, like, I got a little two pink tail.
I hate it no more.
Hey, you see, you know, it was a period.
I got the wrong one.
It was a people in my life, but I wouldn't even fuck with a chick if she didn't have, like, a fake Louis scarf or a fake Gucci scarf.
I remember that.
I feel like, I feel like if you go in the bed, then a fake Gucci scarf is appropriate.
Yeah, don't nobody have, yeah, that shit really, like, for a minute, I was like, she real as fuck.
She got, and it be big as fucking.
It would be, like, some extra scar.
and she'll pass some shit on the side.
I'm like,
this bitch got an outfit going to bed.
What about the belt buckle that said
their names in it?
And it was going across.
Oh, man, that shit lasts for like two months.
That's how you feel.
The name on the belt buckle.
You don't remember that?
We had to go downtown about the belts.
There ain't nobody had them belt buck buck.
Oh, look.
They had a name on the belt.
Oh, look, you're talking about
like the silver one or the one
with the lights in the name flashed across.
The lights in the name flashed across.
Oh, hell.
That place would be like Tittittipini.
Yeah.
That's some young
Yeah, a nigga who too cool
I missed that
I was already grown
See like, oh, 05, 05 is in middle school
Shit, nigga, 0405
We had just started smoking loud
They ain't even called it
Yeah, I'm about to say that too
I got that around like
O-Sem
I mean, I was really
Really coming into
You know, being a better nigga
Around that time in my life
Oh, Sam
Hey, you want to read some fan mail
Let's read
some fan mail
fan mail
you want to read this shit
that ain't proofreads on
anybody proof of him I bet
fan mail Tiffany brown this I used to read
I'm gonna teach you put me on the spot
she's the hate column if I'd be like this
so I love y'all show and I heard y'all talk about
a really ugly ass woman on the show for a couple of times
up and refill slow it down okay
so I love y'all show
and I have heard y'all talk about
I have a regular ass woman on the show a couple of times
So this is my attempt at being one.
Sadly, I do live in L.A. California, so I know me actually getting on the show would be difficult.
But I just love y'all so much, and I have to try.
So if you ever in L.A., I'd be honored to get on, meet y'all, get on these nuts, or even just see y'all live.
I ain't an internet famous of none.
Hell, I only got a Facebook that I don't have forever.
You're all right, now?
I'm just your everyday woman from L.A.
working two jobs trying to make it out here in this life, just like everybody else.
I love talking shit
and love listening
to funny-ass dude
who love talking shit to
no matter what
I'm gonna rock
what y'all dudes
regardless of y'all
I'm not saying that
Fine as fuck
and hilarious
Hit me if you ever
decide to bring your side
nigginsk
to the west coast
I was this out there
I ain't mention
Beck
I'm getting my 80 South
my 85 South show
get up star
with my lighter
and hope to hear back soon
stay up
and keep the laugh coming
She's ready to get G
Tiffany B
much love to Tiffany
Hey, appreciate you.
Hey, shout out to Tiffany.
Hey, damn, flashes.
She said I do whatever, you know.
You got sexually harassing and everything.
You see what this thing is?
That what she looked like?
Yeah, Tiffany said to all.
Hello, Tiffany.
She sent us a picture.
Oh, she's gorgeous.
What's gonna say to look like?
Keep on out.
Okay.
Her face is beautiful.
Beautiful skin.
Yeah.
Beautiful smile.
Hey.
How are you doing?
Awesome.
Hey, man.
For those of you don't know,
that's my home girl, Jasmine Brown.
It's like a mixed lemonade.
lemonade and got that blueberry
snowed. I don't throw this got a damn light at you.
I appreciate you, Josh.
What?
That's what I said.
Ben Brown.
I said Brown.
I was talking to both y'all at the same time.
My bad.
Jasmine Burke.
Hey, did you not see who Tiffany B was?
I said Tiffany Brown.
I said much love to Tiffany Brown.
And then I said this is my home girl, Jasmine.
Y'all fucking me up.
I hate Tiffany.
If you ever out and I'm in Laine, I still love it.
You feel like you up, two, three o'clock in the
on tip.
I'm not at them DM me.
Stupid, man.
You want to get on the show?
I can record your voice
and we'll put it on the show.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll fuck your ass.
Don't get it wrong.
Hey, man.
I blame everything by me being
from the hood.
All my, everything I threw up.
You got a party like this man.
This nigga will literally say
any fucking thing.
And I blame it on here from the hood,
so I don't care.
Yeah, it is, man.
If you got a disability,
blame it on that.
It don't matter.
I would know we had a show
with this nigga.
took his shirt off and he was like,
can me and my mama take a picture of shit?
He's like, yeah, tell the bitch you come on.
I was standing right there.
I swear to me that shit was so funny.
I don't give a fuck.
You, hey, my boy shit, man.
He's like, oh, tell the bitch you come on.
My mom was standing right there.
And she just got it to picture.
He is so funny.
I was like, damn, this nigga is that famous.
That's crazy.
That nigga famous enough to call your mama a bitch.
And she with it, too.
And she's with it too.
Like, this thing is funny.
It's a motherfucker fucking.
The crazy part about I saw him in the crowd,
and I knew who her mama was.
Hey, black.
Hey.
Oh, some real shit.
Everybody going crazy about, like, the racism shit right now and now.
I remember some shit came up on the news like this week with Paula Dane.
She's trying to get a show back or some shit.
And, you know, black people, hey, mad as fucking Pauldine for a minute.
Because I remember.
Nick, one Christmas, my mom was, like, right when the shit happened,
my mom was like, I don't give a fuck.
Go get me some of them Paula Dine pants.
Them the best goddamn pan.
I'm talking about right in the middle of the scandal.
She was like, yeah, yeah, okay.
But I don't give a fuck
Go give me some
So I remember that
I had like in the middle of the skin
I was the only nigga
With this big ass boxer
Paula Dane paint
All the blackfoot were like
Man what do you mind this shit for
I was like hey man
My mama said fuck it
So you know I'm going with her
Fuck it right
Fuck y'all
Fuck y'all
Hell yeah man
I like this comment right here
The nigga Jared Reed
Said this podcast is for all the bitches
Who bad and booge
But shop at family dollars
And he put family dollars
He didn't mean like
Multiple family dollars.
He thinks like that's the stone name.
They'd comment so ratchet and hood.
That's why I fuck with it.
You know what I used to hate?
Yes, family dollars.
I'm going to grocery shop at Family Dollar's.
So they only got two aisles.
With the little freezer, isn't it?
With food in it.
And it'd be a thousand bags of family dollars if a grocery, bro.
I'd be like, bro.
He's a whole bunch of cinemas where...
Hey, man, when you be telling me about how you grew up,
nigga, I actually be feeling bad.
Bro.
Because I'd be...
I could see the shit.
Because it's like, you're young, so I'm thinking, like,
nigga, 99, 2,000.
You was on the west side.
I should have rode through there and threw you a 20 or something.
Because I was already grown.
I should have came through and say this little nigger.
You know what I mean?
He said, oh, four, I was like,
I wasn't doing shit, but riding around this bitch in the lake.
And the great part about it, she don't get the gallons to milk.
To get a lot of them half gallon like, you get one, you get one.
I'm like, bro, why are we to buy it in the crib?
Hey, your mama's so smart, though, because if you put two half-gallon together, what's you got, bro?
A fucking home.
It ain't that.
She said, nigga, you only use half a gallon of milk.
Here you go.
Don't touch mine.
Your sister got her own shit.
And when you run out of milk, that mean you ran out of cereal.
Yeah, y'all was hood rich, though.
Everybody got their own shit?
You got your own milk.
No.
Because niggas was stealing.
You got nieces and nephew come over.
You're like, hey, I have more milk than that.
Well, you know, Quentin' him wanting some serious.
I'm like, bro, I can't get no good
Oh, man
And they play with my wrestling
Hey, you know what's crazy
As fuck, though
We got my nigga Gray
On the show right now
This nigga girl that turned him vegan
Used to work at the comedy club
For the fucking Longies, man
She was actually with me
When my son was born
That's love, man
She was standing right beside me
And then she'll take
The fucking pussy juice
Splashed on my lip
Right before my son.
son
fucking born
she was standing
right there
like just
taking the
shit I'm about
fall out
that shit
it's a small world
so she was
in the room
so she was in the room
when you son
was being born
she was a real
that's like
my baby mom
best friend
like we saw the
pussy blow up
at the same baby
I'm like
she was like
yes
yes bitch
yes
bitch
half that baby
bitch
you you killed
too bitch
yes bitch
Yes
Do it
And I was like
She was like
Yes bitch
Oh yeah
Put this beautiful bitch
Push his foot hanging out
One more push bitch
That's crazy man
Nigger
That's small work
I'm telling me man
It's crazy how it works
I'm saying
I can't hang
Bro I was like
She was like
Yeah
So you watch
You watch your son be a boy
Man
When y'all ride
When y'all ran home
As to the dead of this story
She was standing
Right pebbas at me
You watched it
And as soon as she came out
She looked dead at me
Man my knee's buckled like a motherfucker
So you can watch it though
You can stay there and everything
This is one thing that you gotta be prepared for
I ain't fucking this shit for a minute
No
When the baby about to come out
That's what I'm thinking like
When the baby about to come out
The pussy get real big
Like it's gonna come off
You're like I didn't know a pussy
Can do that
In the fucking baby
Come out you're like
Oh nigga
I thought all these years
I was killing this pussy
I really was just doing the best
I couldn't.
Yeah, you can see the pussy
be like,
shh.
No.
And you stay right there
and you'd be like
Yep.
That was the first thing
I thought
when I saw the pussy
get real big.
I'm like,
this is lying-ass bitch.
And this is a human.
You can watch it.
There's a human
coming out of that pussy,
but I'm talking about
everybody did be
and I think about it.
You think you've been killing
and some shit
like this.
Then you see this come out of the pussy?
Like, man,
fuck!
This?
I ain't been doing this.
I thought I'm a know.
I don't know.
Yeah, that shit.
And y'all have the nerve to sit up there and break our hearts, knowing what we can do with our lady parts.
Yep, that shit is.
Hey, we appreciate.
It is what it is.
We appreciate y'all making us feel good about ourselves.
We're really doing shit with these dicks.
No, you're not.
Okay.
So the next time you get it fucked up, remember, a human comes out of my body.
So what are you saying?
What comes out of yours?
Well, actually, the human come out of my body.
I'm actually pregnant right now
With 3.6 billion people
They don't give a fuck when we walk around all these nuts
I got two nuts
I got two sentences full of people in my balls
Don't nobody give a fuck about my fathering skills
Shit what my pocket space is at in the front
These balls ain't swollen up for nothing
It's people in my balls
It's a thousand, it's a trillion
It's 3.6 billion
I think I got China in my nuts right now
nuts right now.
You're walking around with three countries
worth of people.
My ball sack.
My dad was old.
What you think?
Hey, what if you didn't jack off
for a long and you're busing that and you got a
fucking two-month-old person right there?
What is this shit?
That's shit crazy.
That's what you say on the first day?
Don't fuck me over.
Remember, maybe you come out this.
Jasmine crazy as a motherfucker
man.
Hey, this would be the perfect time to tell you y'all to go to the 80-pimes South Show.com.
Get through some merch, get you a shirt, get you a hoodie, get you a lighter, get you a sticker, get you an ass tray.
Bro, you got your lighter.
No, fuck over me because remember, baby, come out.
These niggas over here wilding, man.
Hey, it is what it is?
What would you do?
What would you do?
I said that.
What would you say?
Our first day, you don't know me first.
Hold up.
Let's set this shit up.
We got actors and actresses.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's set this up.
First day.
First day.
We were on the first day.
Here it go.
Set it up.
All you here was,
don't fuck me over.
Remember,
I made me come out this pussy.
I was just be like,
this bitch, it's crazy.
I would laugh at you and probably try to find my best way to fuck you over.
Wow.
Wow.
How could you be so heartless?
because nobody was there to love my mom
so why should I love you
bitch
hey
shout out to all my niggins
who pulled out
but you don't know
if you pulled out all the way
for real
and my motherfucker
asked me that the other day
she was like
so
like the way you treat me
like
where was your dad
I was like
nigg was around
he was like
he wasn't there in the house
no
I'm like so who
your mama went like been with over the years
you've grown up nobody
you got this traumatic
this shit serious and funny at the same time
you ever had a nigga treat you so bad you got to ask
where your mama
wow you're your daddy see
they always talk about how bad niggas treat
I need to ask my mama like preach
I had to go on Morrie
I took a bitch on Morrie
found out she wasn't even the mother
of the fucking baby not only was that
father this bitch was
man my mom used to keep it real like i used to ask my mom i used to like mom's real talk you know
um throw it off that's what that's what i'm gonna that's what i'm gonna throw it off she's like
what i'm like real talk i'm so glad my mama had the same nigga like the whole time i'm like
my mama went my mama had one she went on like three days and she just had the same nigga
i was like yes my mom ain't here throwing that pussy she learned a lesson me and my brother got the same
daddy too what what i tell you to add my mom and she's like do you have to get a woman you like do you have
honey, like, I don't know. You asked your mama that
shit? I'm like, nigga, come on, be.
What? Hey, my nigga.
God damn it. I never seen
her, like, be with nobody,
like, besides my dad. And when my dad left at six,
that was, like, like, she realized
at that point, my little, like,
oh. No, that just let you know that.
You think that your mama was through fucking
then? You crazy. That just meant your mama
was a good-ass grown person and kept
you out of grown folks, bitch. She's been
fucking. Nope. I don't, I don't
see, my mama's still old. She's still, because
She's going to fuck this week.
She probably still fucking.
My mama communicates emails.
But that's how you know.
We'll meet me at the public library.
She'd be like 7-7-9-89.
You know ain't nobody looking through it.
Once she saw what they wouldn't go through your email like Hillary Clinton, you're like fucking email me.
You set this pussy up on the MSC and chat.
If somebody hit that pussy, I don't care.
I don't get it.
I don't get me with that.
Hey, man.
Don't call up bitch.
They are emailing vagina these days.
I seen one, too.
They're selling pussy on all platforms.
I saw a chick selling ass on Offer Up.
You know, the little shit that come up on your Facebook.
The back page gone.
The shit in your neighborhood.
Yeah, they sell an ass on everything.
Snapchat, Instagram Live, Craigslist, Facebook, all types of shit.
No matter what you get on, you can find some prostitutes.
Prostitution is digital than the motherfucker.
Man, didn't they shut down
Back page?
Shit it down
That's why them holes
They shut down
The personal page on back page
But now the chick's so smart
They're selling pussy
In the used automobile section
You were the cold words
Yeah, they don't have
The personal back page no more
But it's like
You know, they'll be like
Furniture for sale
They'd be like
Slightly used couch
Yeah
Yeah, it's cold
Yeah
Hey, that's how you know
A bitch saying a pussy
You got to go
Like, hey, you, you
You work?
No.
I'm like, yeah, I'm working.
I'm like, nah, nah, no, no.
I'm gonna tell you a few signs
You can pick up on
and know if she's selling pussy.
If she got two phones
And one of them is just like a metro
track phone?
No.
She's selling pussy, my name.
Or she is a professional robber.
If every time you pick her up,
she got a bag with clothes in there
that look kind of dirty
And they ain't clean
She's selling her.
And she's selling her.
And she's selling her.
And she's selling her.
And she's selling her.
And she's selling her.
bag in her Trump.
Hey, my nigga, if you lick her name.
That's why you always got a pop them to
Mr. Trump. I'm like, man, you got a Trump.
Right.
Hey, my nigga, if you lick
her titty and it's
salty, it tastes like all day,
she's selling pussy, my name.
If she smoked cigarettes but she don't buy
a pack, she's selling
pussy, my name.
I'm telling you.
If she need to see the computer,
not your phone, she need
to actually see like a laptop
or sit at a computer,
she's selling
pussy, my name. If the bitch
got two Facebook pages,
she's selling pussy, my name.
Working, man. If you
take this bitch to a cookout and she know everybody,
she's selling pussy.
The bitch's part of DC on Black.
If she said a pussy. If she liked anything
on D.C. Young Flack page, she's
selling pussy.
Now, don't know if you can't be smiling that young.
Oh, look, this is how you know your girl's selling pussy.
If you ask if she know D.C. Young Fly, she
say, who? John, that bitch is selling
pussy.
Yep.
So they Jun John
They don't buy pussy
John will
I don't see the
I don't see the
I don't see the
Let me tell you
My nigga was trying
To tell me
By buying pussy
And he told me
He ain't had no pussy
All year
I said
Time out
Time out
Hey man
You're talking to me
About something
You ain't had
All year
I'm gonna
You shit the fuck
I'm talking to me
I get so
I'm afraid
Pussy
Real player don't wait
All year to fuck
Even damn shit
I'd be so offended
When chicks
Try to sell me
Pussy. Like, what type of man do you think
I have? Like, I look like I just
be out here buying pussy. It's disrespectful.
Like, I'm like, right. You didn't even get me a
chance to earn this shit and then you
hit the price. You're like, what?
You really think that I would pay you this
much? I ain't win the bitch.
I don't, I'm not about to buy
no pussy anyway, but when you say
some outlandish shit like, oh,
500. I'm like, I'm about buying no
$500. How much is it going for?
I don't know. I ain't going over it.
What did you tell you? You say
you heard the price. He was like, what was the price?
That pussy, I mean, the price is too high to need to what you sell.
80.
What do you get for 80?
First of all, I need a net off each 50.
Wow.
So I'm not going over 100.
I'll get a hundred.
I don't care what you're talking about.
I'm taking your kids.
I didn't know that this big had his own price table.
I need my two.
Base rates.
You-O-B-U.
That shit like playing baseball.
Pute!
Straight.
I need them.
Wow.
Fly, you was a cold, nigga.
I'm from a hood.
I told you.
I got to spend it.
You were buying some pussy?
No, absolutely not.
Oh, my God, these niggas, you know.
Oh, my God, these niggas.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not, bro.
Hey, Flatt, you're going to find out of him bad pussy.
Holy snot.
And that'll be funny, man.
Hey, I don't talk so many niggas.
By a pussy, bro, because you know what they try to be in the sky.
I'm like, yo.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, my nigga, it's okay.
My nigga's like, it's okay.
You get pussy, bro.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You get pussy.
Yeah, I can't do it.
You don't be trying to hide.
I'm not.
I got a partner, though, man.
It was like clockwork.
Every time he got paid.
No, it ain't.
You don't do it.
Every time he got paid.
Every time you get paid.
It's a problem, then.
I'm talking about every two weeks, bro, like clockwork, bro.
That's a problem.
You know what's funny that niggas who buy pussy?
They got a whole other identity they buy pussy with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell her, tell her Charlie's out here.
You got a code name as a motion.
If you pop pussy, every time you get a check, it's a problem.
See, I do it because it's either emergency.
It's either emergency.
Hey, bro, when is it the emergency,
oh, when it makes he mergerset?
Now you get them bitch to come over.
Hey, you got to just send her up pictures of, like, two hundred.
Send her a picture.
That'd be like, because she ain't up off her.
What's up, ma'am?
Send him on two hundred.
Where you at?
Ha! Got this bitch.
Pull up!
Two o'clock in the morning, I need you to put up!
Hey, man.
Hey, from the hood, sorry.
Oh, I guess it's like, let's get straight to the point.
Yeah, I ain't got to play.
Let's just get straight to the point.
What's up?
It's like, hey, hey, man, you know what's having this.
Bitch, ain't number of family got on.
And Peter Popoff.
I guess you say, I ain't got to laugh at your dumb-ass jokes at it.
We can just get on with the ghetto.
What?
Man, ain't no jokes telling them no two o'clock in the morning.
It's been that ass over, bitch.
Really.
Depends and the pen is.
By D.C. Youngfly
All the views and opinions
Reflected by D.C. Youngfly, I don't know why.
He just be feeling like the way that he'd be feeling
that he'd be feeling.
Hold up. Now, Los, don't
pay me like every person. I ain't got us
into a good situation.
Talk to him.
I gave you some before, and that all was like
that's a good situation.
I didn't know that you bought the shit.
If I would have known,
I would have got all of it
that you paid for. I would have stayed
and wouldn't have got gone.
I didn't pay, that was off the face
because she really loved
the niggas. But I'm just showing
you what type of men's
that love us, nigga?
Hey!
One thing I can't do
is pay the pussy pee.
I can't pay for it.
Because one thing that I know
is pussy supposed to be free.
I can't pay the pussy.
Nope.
Nope.
No.
Pussy is supposed to be free.
I can't pay the pussy feed.
I can't pay the pussy feed.
Because pussy
Supposed to be free.
I can't pay the pussy fee.
I had a couple of homeboys that were just like you.
But when you hang around me, you know that pussy come with dues.
Come with dudes.
Hey, and I want that bitch to cause at 1 o'clock in the morning.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You need about Jackson and Franklin and a couple of hundreds.
Hey!
They got huck up.
Hey.
They got huck up.
They don't shut back page down
But the bitch is on Craigslist
In the used automobile section
Under the 89 cut list
They gonna have it in quotation marks
Do your woman ride in the fuck
I got it on the bitch selling pussy
Straight up undercover like I got a broke down car
With a big ass muffler
I need 25 shit if you want me to touch it
Bitch I fucking slide over like a motherfucking usher
Pulled up bitch
Make that pussy bust like a gusser
Niggas think they fucking, man, ain't nothing to touch it, but see, look, you, paying for pussy, see, now that's just disgusting.
See, I'm a pimpin'n, nigga.
I've been here pussy in the back of the bus.
Hey, I'm the type of nigger that I pick my corner up and don't even make call.
No.
When I'm fucking a hood, bitch, I don't get naked.
I leave on my draw.
With a draw.
That's period.
I'm just saying that, look, y'all making the niggas I'm delirious.
Now, I get pussy all the time.
I can count how many I don't have in mind.
I don't know what I had about close to.
Think about a thousand.
How many.
I didn't pay for, maybe like $2.99, something.
You are a hell of a nigger.
You're a trick-in-law.
And you didn't hear a thousand bitches.
You must be a handsome motherfucker.
Or you got a big bag of riches.
I didn't even know that you had holes like that, nigger.
Give me two or three.
You can have it.
Some of them holes that like you, nigger.
One of two of them gathered like me.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Come on, man.
Hey, they got to take bucks.
Hey, they must.
Yeah, I don't, I don't hear them.
Can't pay the pussy?
I can't.
I don't hear it.
Don't tell them.
Don't put your business.
I'm going to put your business.
Don't know.
No, you should, man.
You got to have some of this question.
Joe, Joe, put your cap on me, Joe.
So, uh, P.S.
in her.
The butterfly has hit a lot of coochie.
You know what I'm saying?
Play the sad music.
I used to count.
I used to count, you know what I'm saying?
I stopped count. No, even in my phone.
You know what I'm saying? Like, I can
got a list.
It's a certain quotation mark I put
by your name that they make me
that I know that I've hit. You know what I'm saying?
And I count them from time to time.
And the bitches that I probably still talk to
or just got in my phone
or just like, I remember.
Because I bishops I'm like, damn, I'm getting deja vu.
I know the hole. And by the time I get in my car, I'm like,
oh, I did have that old.
over in Detroit.
That's crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't slow it all the way now, though.
I got stamina now, though.
I'm 24,
bro. I were hitting, bro.
You're feeling if I was geeked up,
I'm going to peeve.
You know what I'm saying?
You thought it's a lot.
I know you don't hit a thousand,
bro.
Just think about it.
You just a list.
Do you know how I mean
a thousand people?
Guess, guess, guess, guess, guess what I realize.
I haven't been fucking long enough.
Let me tell you.
I promise you, yeah.
Let me tell you something.
I counted over 150 of
women that I was just in my phone I'm like
damn and this is who I
keep in contact and I lost this phone
before so this is new and I'm like
fuck imagine the people
I just kept in contact with like all over
my life bro this is this one
you're the nigga to get famous and he thinking
it ain't probably a thousand bro probably like
yeah I know you get a thousand right
I go six I don't know that's not normal
I go for six I'm going to say
I'll go for six I'm close I'm close
I'm close five bro I know for
I know that for
A fact
No judgment though
Damn
Oh no you don't judging
Big bitches skinny bitches
Tall bitches
Crippo bitches man
I fuck bitch with a cane
I had to sit a cane now
I had to poke the pen
And I had to stretch that bitch down
When she was ready to leave
I had to hold that bitch out
I'm like
I was like
Hey man
Hey
Hey
What the kid
What the kid
It was like
And then when she was ready to leave
I had to hold that bitch
That motherfucker came out
Like, huh, baby?
She's like, I don't want to
That talk.
Oh.
Oh, man.
I'm hurt, man.
I'm hurt.
I really wanted to hit that bit.
But when I realized he had a cane, I was like, ah.
I got to hit that.
That got to be a story to tell.
This is crazy.
Amen.
That's funny.
Like a blind.
No discrimination.
No discrimination.
Amen.
He was living.
You don't pray for my nigga flat.
And she told him I could lift her leg out of the wheel
because she ain't serious on him.
What you say?
You got standards now, man.
He's like, they're better than what it was, you know.
You live and you learn, man.
They weren't from nothing to a little bit.
Yeah.
Wow.
But then, do you know what I realized, though?
The one that we be won't be here.
She don't be talking about nothing.
Nope.
Naitanya.
Nope.
So, you know, I go for, like, the regular bitch,
like in Walmart and Walgreen, CVS and shit.
I'm like, that's the pussy.
Church.
Wow.
Church, I always got a Muslim church.
No.
They always talk about
they need that shit wrapped up.
You don't want to keep your shit wrapped up all the time.
I went through that phase, though.
I went through that phase, though.
I don't think I have been a Muslim chick.
I don't want to be responsible.
She never kept a half-rap ever.
If you don't know there, so I'm like, man.
And it was good, too.
I was like, ooh!
You know, they got standards and how they do.
I was like, you ain't really Muslim then
and you don't really go by the law.
Oh, you said she wasn't wrapped up?
She wasn't wrapped up.
I feel through that shit
real
Hey man
This is some of the coldish
But that ain't no
That was like
I can wait to tell me
That shit
This is the shit I have to deal with
This niggas say any fucking thing man
I think that's what makes
85 sound
Dope
I'm telling you man
This podcast for niggas
Who went to a fucking job
You got the job
And just didn't go to work
You know the whole thing
I hate them
nigger, bro.
That shit is a pet pee in my.
Why?
Why could you guys show up?
Niggins.
This part came in for a nigg who will flag you down
just to tell you, go ahead.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Man, no, man.
Go ahead, fool.
Go ahead.
Sto.
That, boy.
Yeah, yeah.
This podcast is for your older sister,
ex-boyfriend who still try to act
like he in the family.
Hey, how the family?
Man, it's good without you, nigga.
You don't fuck what you like that.
Stop asking, bro.
You old.
Hey, man, I know your auntie, man.
She's still funny.
Still is.
She ain't dead.
Fuck you're talking about.
That's right.
And ain't worried about you.
In this podcast, it's also for all the baby moms who get along with your baby
dad and other baby mom.
We're so proud of you.
Damn, you don't get enough credit.
We salute you.
Yeah, that takes a level of maturity right now.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, who else to be?
podcast more before we get out of this
this podcast is for niggas who
said it was over with their baby mama
when they got a new bitch and they dumb ass
ended up on child support just trying to be
out of her dating you fucking
dumb ass food should
stay with your boo
you out here trying to
get them socializing ended up
fucked up stupid ass nigga
who that
but baby mama's be holding on too
just like you
If you fuck me over, I remember.
They didn't come out, Vince Patis.
Hey, hey.
Like, I don't think I, my dick got on top.
Hey, Flap.
February 14th is coming up.
We got the show at fucking Cordels.
You sure do.
Valentine's Day show.
Do you love?
You and Nikki out of coming out.
Do you like me?
We're going to be out in Alpharetta.
No, bitch.
It's going to be dope.
We got 90s hip-hop and R&B all day.
We're in a man.
It's going to be on Valentine's Day.
Day. And if you ain't got no gangst shit
I already laid out, y'all can't fuck with her.
Man, don't bring, don't be, don't
tell you girl to what her best dread, because I'm going to say
something about her, and you're going to get mad this bad at a time,
and she, I don't want to fuck me.
What should you do if you don't have a Valentine's?
What's advice?
Bring your fine ass up there and meet a nigger.
There's going to tell her who might be.
There's going to be a lot of single men in the house.
There's going to be a lot of single, everybody in there.
Everybody who ain't got somebody's going to be in there loose.
I'm going to have on some sweatpants and no drives.
Hey, shout out to all the business who curved us three months ago.
Thought you was going to find something better and then show back up, bitch.
We should have fucked with us with the old dad, stupid-a-lid little girl.
She's a living, check it out, sing-go.
Oh, there it is.
Stop believing this better niggins out here.
Bitch, you better fuck with who you fuck with.
Niggas like us, the 85% show.
And that's why I came in the cold school.
That goes for men as well.
Just fuck with a bitch who want to put a man.
That's right, Jasmine.
Shout out to all the men out there who didn't really.
realize what they had when they were with me.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
Oh, who I see.
You're going to talk to child support.
Yes.
Or who I gave an opportunity to,
but didn't realize the queen that I am
and just, you know, fucked over it.
You know what you did?
Shout out to them.
She never said,
you fuck me over.
Baby, come out this pussy.
They're like, I'm a go.
Girl, you know who the podcast is for.
You know who it's for by now, right?
Yeah, man.
This podcast.
It's a podcast for everyone chasing their dreams, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Taking a leap of faith, bro.
And going out there with shit, man.
God bless you.
You got to jump.
Niggins don't understand.
They'll be trying to,
they're trying to go off on faith and be typical.
Man, you don't push your stupid ass.
This is for the niggins who got three.
It's for the niggins who are like, sell weed to pay for community college.
Hey!
Hey, yo, I don't know.
I respect anybody that balance of their evil out,
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't respect anybody that balance of that.
evilness out it ain't really evil
it's what they feel like
is going against you know what I'm saying
you're selling dope when you're going to school my nigga
you're all right
God
really going to look out for you if you're going to do
some positive you got to do way more
positive shit than you do bad
shit like if you sell dope
you got about them kids some shit when the ice cream
man pull up like God bless
a lot of the trap naked that you sell
drugs in the light bill
make sure the community don't fall
you can't get to be a lot of shit on me
Everybody, but you got to put a couple dollars back into the community.
We ain't saying all the time, because, you know, when you do that shit, you know, they'd be like, hey, Mr. Greg, I had an eye great choice.
You were like, yeah, I hear that shit, too.
Right.
Hey, and if you're a street, nigger, you need to tell somebody where you hid all the motherfucking money at,
because I'm so tired of having to raise money for niggas who I know was rich when they was alive.
You got to go from that part.
Yeah.
But you know, but you know how I pay my part?
You know how I play my part?
I just tell all the kids that's in the street,
hey, man, watch yourself when you're in the street.
You're watching.
Hey, hey, hey.
Watch you sell while in the street, y'all.
I feel like I did my duty.
They're like, I'm a PC.
What's up?
Watch yourself in the street, y'all.
I just feel like I did my duty.
That's right.
Hey, this podcast really is for the black community.
It is the beginning of black history money.
And I love to see black people being excellent.
Continue to prosper with my brother.
So, no.
And my sister, you continue to kill them.
What's a thing.
Hell, yeah.
It's not black history.
Oh, look.
It is Black History Month.
By the time this shit come out, it's going to be Black History Month.
Because the day you're actually the first day of Black History Month.
What day you want to come out?
I'm going to ask, like, you know what?
Man, we'll get it and we'll get black.
We've got plenty of time to get the Black History Month shit.
Oh, if that's when you were asking me what?
I want to tell the audience about where they can catch your show and all of that.
Oh, yes.
So currently, I am.
on Fox's Star comes on every Wednesday night on Fox.
Thank you guys for tuning in.
We love you guys.
Yeah.
And yes, I play Danielle.
I work in the salon.
How are you been on the whole season?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, catch up.
I watch news, that's it.
I only watch myself on TV.
Well, hey, you're on a billboard on how mill.
I saw that shit.
I was like, what?
I was like, that is so cool.
I appreciate it.
Yeah.
It was red in the background
and your face was like,
I loved it.
That was so cute.
Thank you.
And then, okay,
and then Saints and Centers
is coming back March 5th
on Bounce TV.
We're coming back season two.
She's a great actress, you guys.
Thank you guys.
You can follow me at T-H-E
Jasmine Burke
at The Jasmine Burke.
That's what it do.
And remember,
if you fuck out over there,
dance and baby,
they come out, that pussy.
What's your social?
media, man, y'all can follow me on
Instagram, man, official gray music
G-R-E-Y,
you want to do the Snapchat, Mr. 50
Shays on Snapchat.
Mr. Fitty Shays, you're tying them up and shit?
Oh, shit.
Mr. Fitton Shays on Snapchat.
See, a nigga Vigin, but I think of
a dirty-mine.
N'n't. M-A-M-Fielderty-M-N-A-N-A-M-ha.
Hey, man, man, make sure you
grab you one of these got-tham shirts off the table.
That's a little, man.
Do you have an extra small? Do you have, like, a
belly shirt?
I want to get an 85 South shirt
in like a belly shirt
You can get a smile and just cut it
But when you're going to wear it?
I'm wearing it now
85 South
855 South
Hey it is
Hey man
We appreciate you checking us out again
This your man Carlos Miller
This is the 85 South show
My man Gray
DC Young Fly
The Jasmine Bert
85 sound show bitch
We're out of the motherfuckie park at home
We're going to be 85.
Goddeme, it's 2 in the morning.
Wow.
85.
85.
85, high, high.
And here's Heather with the weather.
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Now, let's get a read on the inside of your car.
It is hot.
You've only been parked a short time, and it's already 99 degrees in there.
Let's not leave children in the back seat while running errands.
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