The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Can't Pay the P*u$$y Fee ft. Jasmine Burke & Grey | Ep. 68

Episode Date: February 10, 2017

On this episode of The 85 South Show, Jasmine Burke of Fox's Star and Bounce TV's Saints and Sinners stops through to learn about how to sell pussy and how the amount of times a man ejaculates is dire...ctly proportional to the amount that woman is liked. Take a peak inside of Kat's Cafe, where every Tuesday night Karlous Miller hosts an open mic that brings the best comedians in Atlanta out. Including co-host DC Young Fly who stops through to roast the audience talk Bobby Brown in the New Edition movie and talks about Pepsi and Uber affiliating themselves with Trump and what to do next. Plus the Vegan Rapper joins the cypher and talks about his music career. Karlous answers fan mail and keeps the freestyles moving. This is a classic episode of 85 South!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:49 They might hit you up under the skin And it might be a low blow But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl One more time for the niggins who ain't made Give me some of that pussy baby
Starting point is 00:02:05 Give me some of that pussy girl Quit being stinged now Give me some of that pussy You got enough to share I won't tell nobody Because I know they do not care Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl
Starting point is 00:02:27 Why are you so stingy When you know you got plenty You can give me some of that pussy Because you haven't given me Amy some of that pussy, baby Give me some of that pussy girl We don't bend up and see you with the shit Tell it too fucking these holes on the loo
Starting point is 00:02:50 Niggas talking about them nigga fun to hang with that shit I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the A But I might jump on the plane
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Starting point is 00:03:16 And felt some different cities Hey Nigger went to Germany And felt some different cities Hey hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tithes. I say they're small and they're round,
Starting point is 00:03:27 but felt some different titty. Hey! Pussing got to smell, but I'm a fuck, no. Straight the wim, it's good. I want to smell, but I will fuck, no. Pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. Hey. Pussy got a smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell,
Starting point is 00:03:42 but I'm a fucking smell, but I'm a fuck, no. Hey. I like smoking, weed. I like it in high. Hey. I make bitches mad like BC Youngfly. Bitch is walking out Bitches pulling up
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Starting point is 00:04:05 I fuck the girl and I'm a fucking friend 2016 about the start is 17 it's about the internet give a fuck because I'm fucking up
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Starting point is 00:04:24 That's like the third time I said that in my rhyme but I ain't lying nigger just assed Damn ladies and no mic away two minutes Splackabella made you do that I'm never wrong A Pepsi Are you supporting this Because Pepsi contributed to the Donald Trump Campaign
Starting point is 00:04:52 All this shit, could they fuck with somebody on for a week? Huh? I ain't been stopped using this shit Can they fucking with somebody on four weeks? Why? I'm this for real wild. You can also do Lyft, you know? I already made a profile of Uber.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I've got well-appointed with Uber. You can get well-appointed with Lyft. Give me the one on the bottom. You can get well-acquainted with Lyft. You can get well-acquainted with Lyft. You can get well-acquainted with Lyft. You can get well-acquainted. Plaint it with little.
Starting point is 00:05:23 You're going to fall around a little bit, be a number of homosexuals running. Then you're like, oh, that you're going to get picked up by Jermaine. You're going to get on by Jermaine. Jermaine. That's a great joke. That she hit today. Jermaine Jermaine. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Jermaine. That shit real, real. I've been to my sense of real shit. Like Jermaine? That shit I always hit better than the shit I'd be. Just thinking of. Yeah, I better. Yeah, I better just keep it.
Starting point is 00:05:47 That's why every time I go and stay now, I just talk. I speak real. If I'm going off the bitch. You know what it's hard for me to do comedy? When I'm happy. That'd be hard and fuck. Now to, like, come up with some new shit. Aw.
Starting point is 00:06:01 The new shit don't never come from you have. It don't, it don't, because you ain't been through shit. There's a same. That's a same. I felt like that too. That's why I said, I want some shit to toe. I got some shit on my chest. Like, half of the shit that I want to say,
Starting point is 00:06:13 I didn't get a chance to look at my phone and said. I was just going off. You know what I'm saying? And just trying to figure out what we're going on. My little shit, like that Bobby Brown. Do y'all watch documentaries on the greats, on the greats? They always say from Richard Pryor to Red Fox that their greatest comedy came from their pain. Like, it's something, even George, even George Carlin didn't get up.
Starting point is 00:06:40 That she was real. When I was standing down, I was like, man, I'm old fuck, but, jeez. That was the funny and shit in the joke. When you were like, I'm wrecked, he ain't trying to do that. Yeah. That's it. I bet for I've been so deeped up, bro, and couldn't get these beach to fucking move, bro. And I want to fuck so bad, bro.
Starting point is 00:06:59 This motherfucker is, my man. So what is the pussy lay? Your dick be hard as a motherfucker. Man, deep be hard as a rock, man. Soon she leave. You sent her pisses and shit, and she like, so. She said you were 3-0, so. You're like, ah.
Starting point is 00:07:15 She ain't really fucking with me. What happened, though? You'd be so geeked up, that it can't function. You can't really just... That is a real thing. Wow. Oh, yeah. You've just been so... Now, I've been on the drug and fuck.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I don't know. I don't know. How that shit happened? You just be zoned out? I had to take a picture on the life. Like a zombie? Yeah, I was zoned out. I literally was zoned out and played my mistake three times. Is your dick sore when you wake up? I don't know because I woke up and got right back on it.
Starting point is 00:07:51 That's so it's not sore I don't think about I couldn't look I can't even see it must be sore something must be sore your thigh you must get a crampy your thigh You're right out of a nut That would be
Starting point is 00:08:05 Is that not painful? That's not painful That's not painful I think that's for your own protection See but it's a good thing There's ain't no more After three
Starting point is 00:08:18 But that's a good thing And that's a bad side Because the niggas who can't let you didn't just really be fucking you know what I'm saying you don't really know how I feel to to be at the peak of the fuck
Starting point is 00:08:30 for niggas who came in you're just good for that's after a long time you don't really know what good pussy is people like that that can't fuck men yeah for niggas they're like all the first time you can go on straight 40 you like my nigga
Starting point is 00:08:45 you're crazy on your first one I salute you on your first one My niggins straight 40? My first was? My first was? Hey! My muffler going out bad.
Starting point is 00:08:58 So when I leave the neighbor's a little. Boom, boom! Boom! Like, oh! My ass is up, sir. My ass is. That's me, nothing. It's been missing.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Hey, well, I got to write that one down, boy. You hear me? Now, the second one? That's my feeling. you'll be some you'd be hey you'll be surprised you get a third one I'm like you really much like you see you'll be surprised you get a second this is very interesting so how long does it take you in between the first and the second to get back ready to get back ready and then you know I already and then
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Starting point is 00:10:26 it's fitting to be over with I'm telling you when I laid out it's all right now every time I don't lay down and a beat you get on top of me it's just a friction it just depends
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Starting point is 00:11:52 So, earlier. What, Carlo? He's definitely powerful. Cardo. Hello. But only out like the dick ain't found, believe it. It's really not. After a while, I'm really here to tell you.
Starting point is 00:12:08 After a while, I'm here to tell you, I have had some good. You just ain't like them. That's all that one. I don't have some ugly bitches. I want to fuck a little aback. But after a while, you've had. You've had it. You've had it. You've had it. It's like, what more is there to life? What more do you have to offer me, man? Okay. Because some good dick come around a cone, a honey, like a bus. And this is what women really need to understand. We have that power as well. Like, there are good men out here who will give you good conversation, attention, adoration, and some good dick. And you will be satisfied. and fulfilled and you don't have to get so attached to it like that because you know
Starting point is 00:12:53 it's a lot of it out here I think men get a bad rap it's a lot of good men with some good dick out here men am I right I agree how much shit babe you can say fuck right but as a man as a good man with some good dick do you vouch for yourself there you go that's what I'm saying I trail it off from this. Good dick is the point of view. I heard you say good penis. I'm like, I'm out of this one. Oh, yeah, who you?
Starting point is 00:13:26 What has this world come to? I'm giving it up for the men. I'm representing as a grown woman in here. Joe, my mic fucked up, man. I thought there are good men out here. That can give you a very great experience in the bedroom. Is it on narrow right here? Let me see, you are on one.
Starting point is 00:13:44 I'm on two. Yeah. If that's what you're into. Yo, yo, yo, yo. And then there are some alternatives as well. I mean, hey, so what would you feel like? I'm like, check, I'm talking on your mic. Hello, hello.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Your mic on, jail, the mic on. That's the freestyle, check, check, check. My shit ain't, my shit, my shit don't. He just had somebody to penetrate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:14:35 I'm talking about it. If I don't look at you, don't want to fuck you. It's different. We should keep those organized. All right. We're good. Everybody mouse might be good as fuck. Even we got one of them.
Starting point is 00:14:45 And even be on wanting to fuck you, I can't see anything else with you. Then it's a waste of night. You got some? You know, we got to throw out. We need them T-shirts, too, man. Throw our shit up. Anyone, just fold that shit with a logo up. We keep some shit up there.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Y'all keep going. Y'all keep going. We're putting all this in the show. What the hell is going on? We're going to be starting in about three minutes. You should have, because I wear shades every episode. These things I'm crazy. So I said, if a nigger.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Nets fast. I mean, if a nigga fuck for 40 minutes, I exclude you. Because I'm popping. Nigger. As soon as I lead a block, my ass, my ass is going to work. Bam. Bam. Blancer, he bussing off immediately.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Hey, phone. My friend Ryan ain't got it. I'm going to let you know right now. Look, any guy ain't planned. Hold up, please. Hey, man. A little son. Ain't nobody tell her to show up with.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Good pussy. Who told her to show up with a pussy that's going to make a nigga come quick. You showed up with this good-ass pussy, and you're mad at me because I came fan. You knew this pussy was good. It fucked up your last relationship. That's why when I meet a new chick, I don't want to know what he did. I want to know how the relationship ended. He was stalking me coming up to my...
Starting point is 00:16:08 Nope, get this evil-ass pussy out of him. I do not want pussy with stalker capability. I'm not saying that I'm a stalker, but I don't know what this pussy might do to me. If you ever had that person, if you need the house, you're wondering what she's doing? He's like, you just left. You just left the house. Damn, that pussy is good. That pussy's so good you want to know what she is at all time.
Starting point is 00:16:32 I'm talking about all the time. Hey, what you doing? Mom, what? For what? For what? That's why you out, pussy? Why you're out all the time, pussy? I'm good.
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Starting point is 00:18:05 Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our own. 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets. Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:19:58 niggas me brag what about when the female brag? They ain't going to brag. Women with good pussy, they don't need to talk about sex.
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Starting point is 00:20:35 Hey, DZ. I'm like, man. I've been fucking old four of a first minute and I know I can't quit. Hey, flat. Now, you ain't ready. pussy you don't want that that's childish pussy they don't want that you ain't ready I don't want that
Starting point is 00:20:48 I don't want no you ain't ready what made you think that your pussy was too advanced for me shit no you ain't ready for this pussy I had some learners for that man you'll get your ass out of here with this old unty ass
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Starting point is 00:21:14 Like how I didn't It was sliding in And that and it was good You got that old slippery dick Slippery dick You got that old slipper dick With no veins in You hit this shit
Starting point is 00:21:34 You got that old slippery You got that old slippery You got that on sliding. This nigga That's sliding dick This thing can walk around with dick ID pictures. 85. 85.
Starting point is 00:21:48 85. 85, hey. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South show. We are in here tonight discussing all things. Vegetables, slippery dicks with no veins in it. All types of wireless capabilities. Flat, what's going on? She's about to get this
Starting point is 00:22:12 A bench a dick It's gonna keep Hey man Why every time I bring somebody on here You got to fuck them Yeah the only way To get the camera Oh okay
Starting point is 00:22:20 I'm just saying Not like literally Jasmine Hypothetically Hey how you doing We got my home girl Jasmine Bergen here tonight How you doing Jasmine? Hell yeah
Starting point is 00:22:28 The very talented Hello hello Let me scoce your microphone Back again I'm eating my hot boiled peanuts Eating a hot boy penis Hey That's neither here nor there
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Starting point is 00:22:49 Gray. All right, let's start over. Got my nigga Gray in here today. What's up, Greg? Chadden gave us the whole rundown. Like, I thought that you wanted us to call you Joey. Now we know your secret identity and shit. Bleep the shit out.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Can you hear me? Yeah. Go ahead. Say something. Say a series of. of things. Oh, adventure. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Great, what's up, man? Sliperry. Man, I heard you out here killing shit. Hold on, man. Trying to keep a movie. Hold up. Before we even get into this shit, we got to see what Jasmine and D.C. talking about.
Starting point is 00:23:26 They over here discuss some slippery. What y'all talking about? It's a motherfucker here to talk about, because I was just over here to talk about how I fuck the unexpected bit, and I'm sliding in and not, but she didn't understand the Scrook game. I'm like, I, then she talks You got this neighbor, you got those days It's a big bang on top of that mom
Starting point is 00:23:46 Like I did Wow Now how were you sliding in and out like that That's suspicious Her pussy was wet That's where y'all gonna start off here No I'm not sliding
Starting point is 00:23:56 Trust me The pussy had a grip to it No because if you got an adventure dick That means you got some nucks and crannies And some dips and some slides on it When I pulled out The pussy was holding in and out No you cannot slide in and out
Starting point is 00:24:08 It was a fine in and out. It's a bigger of speed of like going on a slippery. How are you going to argue with this man about his dick? I got a vein in my dick on top and on the bottom and on the side. I have no idea. Much love to everybody who didn't want to know that. And I don't want to know. How the fuck they just get into an argument?
Starting point is 00:24:27 This shit crazy. Jasmine, you see the type of shit you start when you come on the podcast? I didn't start. None of this shit. And I'm so glad because I don't want to get yelled that. It was not flat this man. It was sad. Jasmine did accuse him
Starting point is 00:24:40 arbitrarily of having a slippery No, it was his story. It was his story. He was telling a story by how he opened a woman's ass and was just going like this. I like in and out. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:24:54 but how can you go in and out like that if you got an adventure dick? If you got an adventure dig, you got to be like, ooh, ooh, y'all in that face. He's trying to fuck a monkey. She's trying to fuck her. No.
Starting point is 00:25:06 She's fucking a monkey. See, when a man is, came in from the back, he's taking control. You know what I'm saying? So I have to direct your body on however I want you to go. You know what I'm saying? But you can only do that on a slippery, slimy dick. Like, like a little.
Starting point is 00:25:24 I'm paying attention. A little. If I got, if I got a woman, I can go on me. I can go up because sometimes pussy be high. You ever, you ever had that pussy at high? You like, man, bitch, I bet you're, oh, what the pussy? Oh, it's on the hell. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Ah. Got to get on your toes, man. Yeah, got to get on your toes. That's where he got those ad muscles firm. Yeah. Hey, what the hell of wrong with y'all to man? Yes, the in the bitch moves for his escapades. Yeah, even when the tall bitch, it's in love room.
Starting point is 00:25:54 I get it there. Hey, man, I'm so disappointed in y'all and proud of y'all at the same time. I don't know, I don't know which one I really have. That's what they all say, fellas. Slipry. Ladies, we know what it is. You go down there. You be like, ladies.
Starting point is 00:26:04 I'm going to serve. The waves are not coming. Well. That's a great update. We'll return to pussy in a minute, I guess. What are you doing just fucking faces on the cameras? What the fuck wrong with y'all? Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:26:19 That's how we open up the show, man. That's a great fucking issue. This is what happened when we record after hours. After hours, man. It's the only thing to talk about. The only thing open this time, it's mouthful left. Hey, man, I'm over here trying to talk to my nigga about getting on the motherfucking vegan diet. You're talking about slippery dicks and shit.
Starting point is 00:26:38 That's him We're diving into his mental Hey man, save us Hey man That damn conversation Was slipping this line I don't let me go Man
Starting point is 00:26:48 Bring some education Oh you're a vegan That means you don't beef on the track We're here all weekend We're setting out show Now what made you start fucking with the vegan That's real, nigga shit. Oh, man, my girl, man.
Starting point is 00:27:10 For real, she tricked you. Oh, man. She got me into it, man. How long you been to be? I think it's like eight months, for real. I thought he'd say eight years. Your girl had that Erica Bidu. That's fucked up, nigga, because if y'all break up, you get a first shit.
Starting point is 00:27:27 That Eric Bazu will make a man change his whole life. I'm trying to tell you, that's just the Malcolm right there, man. Shout out to Nicky for the people. Hey, man. Hey, girlfriend. So you ain't had a nanny, bro. Like, no. fish, cream, shrimp.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Yeah, no, no. So what the fuck you been eating, nigga? Bro, I eat everything that too-e, but a nigga drink his feet. But his skin looks good, though. Look at his skin. His skin looks good, though. I don't know what a nigga's skin. You got a pimple.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Look at his skin. You might want to get on that diet. We all shit. I got a pimple too. I have a pimple too. Anything that you eat, but there ain't no meat. You know what I'm saying? Even if you have, I mean, anything that you have,
Starting point is 00:28:03 tacos I can have, I can have fill of cheese steaks. I can have chicken parmesan, So, you'd be eating a bulk of burgers and shit. You know one thing? This is why people don't fuck with vegan. They'll be trying to make regular shit and substitute them. Oh, we get these meatless hot dogs. No, bitch.
Starting point is 00:28:19 That's not no hot dog. That's brave. You chose not to have hot dogs, so don't try to find a substitute hot dog. We got these meatless burgers. No, no, no. You don't. You got a fucking patty, but you don't have a burger. You ain't even got a panic.
Starting point is 00:28:35 What I'm saying is, I'm saying. I had the same thing. So, like, when people made the transition, I used to, I used to love a chicken-in-law. You couldn't tell my ass, I wouldn't eat no chicken. You look like a liby pepper with extra sprinkler. I got to be one to tell you. Wings still good than the motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:28:52 They might actually be better. Hey, get what? They got some shit called boneless, dog. Nigger! Nish is going crazy! These motherfuckers that took the bone at the wing, I don't know how they do. You had a boneless wing?
Starting point is 00:29:04 Yeah, yeah. Nigger, not a vegan boneless boy. I'm talking about that. Chicken bones. It's not a nugget. It's not a nugget, my nigga. Real chicken. It's real fucking wank.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Nick, I don't know what part of the wing it is, but that shit. Like, what if your girl, like, eat all the shit you can't eat, and you go down to eat her? You're like, oh, shit, I'm taking the juices. Nope. You know what? I see how this shit going to work. I see how it's going to work, Greg. Like, y'all going to both be vegan and shit, right?
Starting point is 00:29:30 You're going to be real committed to the lifestyle. Then, just like, flat said, you're going to eat the pussy one day and be like, you've been sneaking eating chicken. I'll taste it. I see it. I see it. I'm glad you pointed that shit up. I wonder. And that your women taste better, man. I heard that shit. Talk about it now. You ain't got to worry about no. Hey, man. Talk about it. What's the camera?
Starting point is 00:29:51 I mean, I don't have a bitch you eat pork. Pussy's taste like, I don't know. Filet Mignon. Bonapita. Bonapita. I had to get up on that pussy like. You needed a fork in the night. I had a great part of my head. Hey, the crazy part of my look back was a nigga playing the violin. He was like,
Starting point is 00:30:08 mm-hmm. I was like, perfect scene. Man, you know we were going to talk shit. We're here all night, fellas, selling our shows. No, you know we're fucking with you. No, but talk about it, though. What is the difference? It's weird.
Starting point is 00:30:20 It's weird. Give them the beginning. I'm just thinking to transition, though. So you can taste the difference between a woman who eats me and a woman who doesn't eat not. My girl started making the transition. You know what I was like, you know, You make this shit sound like a religion
Starting point is 00:30:37 I mean, it's an eat at a happy You know what I'm saying? Because look, man, we've been conditioned to believe what is good for us to eat For so long So it's a bigger religion Like, like, you know what I'm saying? We turned, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:30:48 You did what I'm saying? But what I'm saying is like So we're making a delicacy And we can't go without macaroid We can't go without real You know what I'm saying But we're dying at fucking 57 Bro how we die at 57
Starting point is 00:31:01 That's real shit Like that's a statistic But I know some old people live like 90 instead you know every hundred In fact there's the thing you're gonna say No but I listen to me I feel that because you know why
Starting point is 00:31:13 I told my time I was gonna be a vegan But then when I was tried I was like Ah I can't do this So I had to take my steps So I just said fuck I'm gonna start eating pork I used to eat pork I ate pork every week of my life You don't matter what day
Starting point is 00:31:25 I just eat it Every week of my life I knew one This was a day out of day We got ate pork I don't care what it is a ham sandwich Saus sausage sandwich Something from Woffah house
Starting point is 00:31:34 Sausies and got damn It's shit sounds good at him. I used to be tired all the time, though. I used to be like, man, I'm tired, bro. I'm tired. And I'm trying to figure out why I'm about tired at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I'm like, I'm exhausted, though. So I was like, you know, I'm just talking to pork.
Starting point is 00:31:49 When I say, bro, I got, like, I gained all my energy back. Yes, I was like, damn. Fuck pork. That shit crazy. Were you always slim? Yeah, I'm gaining my weight, but you know, slim nigg, baby. Talk to me, man. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:32:03 But see, you can be clean, and I didn't be. You know what I'm saying? It's just no one. Yeah, it's just like, I just Shut out to all the vegans that snort cocaine. Make your mind up. You either gonna be healthy or hot. They look at it,
Starting point is 00:32:17 but I'll be healthy hot. You know? But I don't think I can just go straight vegan, though. You know what I said? But I heard it's certain things that taste good. You just got to find your swan.
Starting point is 00:32:28 What's the best shit you've been eating since, you know, the best taste and shit? You've been vegan for eight months. Now, remember that shit. I mean, right now. Just keeping your ass. Like right now, you can go right now the damn Whole Foods on Ponce, bro.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Go get that vegan mac and cheese, though. Because people be down, they're like, how do you get mac and cheese out of vegan shit? Bro, taste that's that change your life. But look, you know how they process everything and get us? So, how is mac and cheese vegan? I don't know how they, I ain't my life. I don't know how they're whipping in the cheese.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Hey, man, you didn't ask the hardest goddamn question ever. Hey, I mean, I know it's a process, but, you know, it's from plants. It's not from a cow. Well, I have an alternative. You know, we learned about alternative facts that shit don't be true. But go ahead. No, I have an alternative for you guys.
Starting point is 00:33:11 I'm pescatarian. That means, you don't, you eat fish. I eat fish. I don't eat meat. I eat fish. And it is easier than you think. And a lot of times I end up eating a vegetarian diet anyways. So.
Starting point is 00:33:24 This is the weird. And I've seen such a difference in my life. I love seafood. That's why it's not hard for me to stop eating pork because I love seafood. like when I growing up when you had seafood in your house you was rich yeah you got shrimp
Starting point is 00:33:41 catfish catfish nugget you know what I'm saying like you got shrimp like you got a thing when I came when I grew up I ain't number 24
Starting point is 00:33:48 you feel what I'm but when we were growing up and we hear about niggas had crab legs but you had some crab lead bro how did you take it was doing that
Starting point is 00:33:57 like you nigga that shit was like you had had crailette on another plant in the song we're like bro how that shit and you know what
Starting point is 00:34:02 you know you've been rapper and shit the rappers They talk about that food shit If you listen to it Make you feel like you on some ball of shit Like young droke came out With the blowfish sushi
Starting point is 00:34:12 Like, what the fuck is that? Nick, and then you know Pem-Ce say he ate so many shrimp He had an iodine boy I don't know how many shrimp that is But nigga you gotta have money to this shit Like you know, but I don't want that No, I don't either but the nigga
Starting point is 00:34:24 The crazy part about it is That shit, that shit crazy Like how you say Like they got vegan Everything that you see In the world They got a vegan Nicky they got vegan condoms
Starting point is 00:34:34 Yeah, man. Wow. A vegan condo. Tell them about the vegan condo. They think I can be saying shit, man. I mean, I'm pretty sure they got a vegan rug. Nick, one time I used it's a lambskin, right? Oh, it's lambskin.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Yeah, I thought I had a bladder on my dick. It felt just like a bladder. Oh. The shit felt like a bladder. I felt disgusting fucking with this lamb skin condom on. I was like, bitch is still alive. Get this off of it. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Oh, man. If a motherfucker Okay, man Stop If a motherfucker ever Offing you some pussy With a lamb skin condom Just turn it down
Starting point is 00:35:12 Man go home And jack off That shit is weird That shit like That shit like putting A real live condom On your dick Yes, don't use those
Starting point is 00:35:22 Man know your word My nigga Don't use that bullshit They don't look like rubber When she say that she alerts The latex That don't mean Find another condom
Starting point is 00:35:31 That's not latex That's her saying She wants you to Go raw, my nigga. Carlos, it looked like a chitlin skin, don't it? Before you cook it. It looks like a chitlin skin before you cook it. It's some weird shit going on.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Don't put that chitless skin around your genitals. Yeah, I don't like that no latex shit. Amen. I go through this shit so the people. Don't let nobody put that up inside of you ladies. That shit like taking the chalkboard erases and just pah on your dick. Hold up, flag. You got the mix tape coming out, right?
Starting point is 00:36:02 You got the mix tape coming out too, bro. Yeah, I'm working on music, man. What's the name of the next day? I'm going to work on a project called BMCW. You know what I'm working over for a minute? What's the initials name for? It was a beer money, champagne wishes. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:36:16 Beer money. Beer money. Beer money. Beer money. That's one of them from the bottom. You get some of Corbell. Yeah, you know, it was a period of time. You know what I was working on.
Starting point is 00:36:29 So, you know, with all this recent stuff going on, man, you know, what happened is just put me in a whole different. you know what I'm saying mindset a whole different you know a different vibe you know what I'm saying you document that let me ask you this on some interview shit where were you and where are you now oh niggas oh you saw that twist how oh let me do it again where were you musically and where are you now first of all he's not talking about that garbage shit I cannot deal with his mind is clean no but when you're going to real shit I mean you got some truth to it You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:37:02 Like, you know, you document what you go through. I mean, me as an artist, but, um, man, I was just, I was pushing the circuit, man. You know what I was an independent artist performing at all the over mics. I still do it not. You know what I'm saying? You still care of the same person I was then, man. Check this out. This is the perfect podcast for you to be on.
Starting point is 00:37:20 You know who this podcast is for? Check out some of these comments from my fans. This nigga said his name, Bound for success. D.C. this to you. This nigga said, hey, D.C., you can fuck my bitch if you want. Just say some. this shit while you hitting it from the back and we even. I wouldn't, I wouldn't mind doing it, brother.
Starting point is 00:37:40 I got you. I record it, too. You ain't even going to ask to see this lady or nothing. Oh, dirty. All right, let me see. Let me see what you be in a little life. Now, see. Check this out.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Kelly House says, I love watching y'all guys, man. Keep a brother, they going. Y'all should bring Lavel Crawford on. One of y'all shows in him and D.C. can go back and forth. That would be an end. epic episode. I fought with a bill, too. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:38:05 But I don't know, we ain't got no seat to fill them, but check this up. We'll have to put one and have to save me with a couch, bring the couch. When these people come in and come to Atlanta, we'll get them on the show. Go to their Instagram and tag their shit, 85 South Show.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Tell them to call out of them. Who else we got in here? Oh, King Chamberlain. This video should go down in Black History. It's the creation of the greatest song of all times. Titties. We got tidies in the building.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Yes, we do. We got to come. I said, what, what? Tid eyes in the building. I see the jabby got him right here. Well, tiddy's in the building. I don't know, but I think it's your girl, but titty's in the building. Hey, man, I get snaps and Instagram DMs of people singing titties in the building everywhere.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Somebody got their little niece, this little white girl, she cute as hell. she sing all the songs from the bar. I don't need nobody who wears sports braids to say. It's this little boy. He's like two or three. His mama had him in the car. He's like, mom, I ain't ready at all. I want to hear of 85.
Starting point is 00:39:13 You saw him? Yeah, shout out to that little boy. I don't know his name. And that little white girl, I don't know her name either, but we got some 85 South Show kids who watch the show. Shout out to my brother, Courtney. He loves you guys, and he loves the 85 South Show. Courtney Burke on the road
Starting point is 00:39:32 We love you Hey man I'll be your brother out soon My man Greg gonna have our shit Bumping up there The Whole Foods over there By the ginger roots No I mean We're trying to get our shit
Starting point is 00:39:42 Played about the ginger roots I'm trying to say man We're about to kick some shit off In this bitch It says Who is Dub Jones No Doug Jones I hope Carlos blow up big time
Starting point is 00:39:53 Funny dude Seems like a stand-up nigga Not only am I a stand-up Nigger I can sit down and still be a stand-up nigga. I'll walk up in the bank and make them put their hands up,
Starting point is 00:40:04 I'll walk up on some young niggas like, pull your pants up, nigger. Yeah. And they'd be like, fuck you, man. And then I'd be like, you grow and do your own thing. It's your life, but do what you want to do.
Starting point is 00:40:14 What did you call on? Man, I kick it old school for the young niggas. Fuck that shit. They say going on. Hit him with the old niggas what? No, look. I come to the young niggas all the time.
Starting point is 00:40:25 I tell them, I say, look him. Hey, walk around here piss off with your pants. That ain't gonna do nothing. That ain't gonna do a goddamn thing, young blood. But you know what I hate about them old school? They be talking about the pans out of the... No, it ain't about what you hate about the old school.
Starting point is 00:40:41 It ain't what you hate about the old school, niggins. Like... You don't like nobody tell you nothing. You was a young nigga too, though. No, I'm just saying what I was saying when I was a young nigga and the old nigger told me something, that what? Even if I ain't like it, I took what they said. It wasn't in that.
Starting point is 00:40:55 It's about... You could even put nothing in your backpack. It ain't about back. You think somebody going in your pocket, no, because your front pocket's on your ass. That's why. Your wallet too far down is on your thigh because of the front pocket. I'm trying to tell you, nephew, you got them tight-ass on you can't put nothing in there with your ID. You can't put nothing in your pocket.
Starting point is 00:41:16 What are you going to put your keys at? You can't even peeve. You see, you got to sit down. You got your blowhole. You got your peake hole where you're left. That's what wrong with you. You're worried about where the thing and the pee pee and stuff. Nick, really, that nigga behind you, like, hey, bro, you're zipp it out.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Hey, man, get this shit out. Dave Chaynor, Colos be killing that this podcast is for. I fuck with that, nigga, my see? Hey, I'm fucking you, too. All of these comments, man. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebene, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebene, and every Tuesday, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you on pretty private we'll explore the
Starting point is 00:42:06 untold experiences of women of color who faced it all childhood trauma addiction abuse incarceration grief mental health struggles and more and found the shrimp to make it to the other side my dad was shot and killed in his house yes he was a drug dealer yes he was a confidential informant but he wasn't shot on a street corner he wasn't shot in the middle of the drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told.
Starting point is 00:43:39 I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Adventure should never come with a pause button. Remember the Movie Pass era, where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero cents, and I could not stop thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet.
Starting point is 00:44:07 On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines. Like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of Movie Pass, the company that he founded. His story is wild, and it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary. We dive into how culture connects us. When you go to France, or you go to England, or you go to Hong Kong, those kids are wearing Jordans, they're wearing Kobe's shirt, they're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a Black founder. Close your eyes and tell me what a tech founder looks like.
Starting point is 00:44:44 They're not going to describe someone who looks like me and they're not going to describe someone who looks like you. I created There Are No Girls on the Internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to there are no girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Carlos, you ain't shit. Loz never will be. Fuck you, man. You're you, motherfucking right. Platt, what's up, man?
Starting point is 00:45:04 No, this is, man. Who the podcast for? It's a podcast for Joe Smith at 85-star show. I know this podcast for The Plummer with the Mercedes Van. Did you see the picture? No, I did not. This is a nigger out here who is the plumber and the nigger involved in a Mercedes van. Niggas is going to stay.
Starting point is 00:45:20 It don't matter what the nigga's been. So he got a Mercedes van. And he put the company on the Mercedes van. The nigga is fixing toilets, cleaning up shit, and not getting shit on him. That nigga needed. Employee of the mind. Br, only a nigga, like, have you ever noticed? It don't matter what a nigga do, he don't get dirty on payday.
Starting point is 00:45:43 A nigga can dig holes for a living. But on payday, a nigga ain't going to get a stain on him. Because he knows what's happening after. He's going to the strip club. Watch Friday. It's going down. Watch the garbage man Friday. I saw the garbage man the other day.
Starting point is 00:45:56 This nigga jumped off the truck with the goddamn Atlanta Brave Jersey on. I'm like, this nigga ready to go to the club. He's ready. You know the podcast for this? Podcast is for niggas who is vegan, but they want to try chicken. He know if he do it, he'll be dying in any nigg. Hey, hard, racing, fast. He's like, what the fuck.
Starting point is 00:46:18 I should have never ate that chicken. Oh, he missed him fucking lemon, pepper wings. I eat them in his face just to show them that they taste great. Ah, ah, ah. You don't know what? See, listen, he don't know that grass, but I guess you don't like chicken. Listen, fuck that shit. I'm telling me, that shit great, man.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Yeah, I need to eat this shit. I'm telling you, bro. Oh, real talk. Man, you're going to say, bring the beat back. Hey, bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Yeah. That's not going to a mouth. 50 steak and I smash. Oh, what you're talking about chicken, a nigga, but stack, I'll pass. Hey. I ain't trying to be stuck with the, I just think, pots on the ass.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Hey. Yeah. Mike just drop in the band. Hey. They say, boy, you're thinking to not. When you get that, nigga, damn right. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Y'all up at that, though. Cold. Hold up. Hey. Bring it back. Yeah. Come the dude that you eat meat. Pause.
Starting point is 00:47:19 That ain't what that means. Yeah. Take your bitch. You get something to eat. y'all salad man with the beans hey the bitch put beans in the salad bitch trying to put meat in a pallet oh i just want to ride on the dick i said go ahead go head right the pallet you grabbed it she said don't you vegan now because the dick real hard no i said hey i ain't a salad or something that's why the dick real hard y'all hey and this
Starting point is 00:47:41 the rap about not eating meat hey can't even jump up on that stupid shit because shit it's really all about the beat hey i like a beat who don't like to eat shit anyway can we pull out Get what? Ain't even really got that much to pay. She's looking at them in you like, baby, I don't see nothing. I look at her like, Big what? I see some. I want some nacho.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Finlayer have some chick tenders. And you're going to look at me, and you're going to be looking at I'm willing. Because, hey, you can't eat shit. And, hey, I want to hear nothing about you hungry when we leave here. Because, bitch, you should have ate some. Because they had water, they had ice. They had some lemonade and all that, too. And they had some fucking rice
Starting point is 00:48:22 Don't act like you can't eat in that boo And all that big shit You can get off out of my face And the way to say how this shit tastes And I said bitch it tastes great And I know that tiki is going to be cheap And I know that tiki is going to be cheap And I know that tick ain't going to be cheap
Starting point is 00:48:44 And I know that tick ain't going to be cheap That tic ain't going to be cheap That's all right We was rapping we was fucking Fucking up. Ain't nobody said. Nothing about Jasmine eating these nuts. Eating them nuts.
Starting point is 00:48:55 I don't mean these nuts. Talk about those. Talk about those. You can get these nuts if you get tired of those. Hey! Who if you want to try the bro? Get inside and ride the phone. Hey!
Starting point is 00:49:11 Welcome back. This is the 85 South Show. We black. We're eating this bitch. No one's had it. Y'all know what going on. Give us a clap. We ain't got a cap in here. We ain't got a cat down here.
Starting point is 00:49:26 We got to do our own shit. We got to do our own class. Right. This podcast is brought to you in part by all the niggins who had a Jericho from 1980, 60, 1989. Wow. You know what's a brand that was. There we go. I don't think that's a hastily that's going to ever come back.
Starting point is 00:49:46 No, that shit ain't thought. We thought the finger wear it won't come back with John Jack. Got the S curl, too. I don't believe none of them X curl shit, because none of that kids don't don't work. None of them boxes. I tried. I ever had one of them boxes. The blue and silver one?
Starting point is 00:50:00 All the bitches. The nigger who only already had the curls. He ain't even used that shit. You know what I'm saying? That made me think about the nigga who'll be on the du rag packaging. Them niggas don't ever look happy, do it? Don't I don't never do that. They look like they hair hurt. Hey, if you a nigger who will ever get the opportunity
Starting point is 00:50:16 to get the duag model, the nigger smile. Rocking the bitch is all day. There's all the fucking opportunity, and you on there with the meme up? Nika, do you know who you are in the community? But do you know how many duress he doesn't put on in two people? All right, take the blue one off, put the reverend on. Come on, man. You got that motherfuckin' line around his head and shit.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Hey, what's the most important event you ever seen a nigga in a duress again? Important event. An important dance event. A music video. That ain't important. I guess it could be it. High school graduation. I mean, I say, hey.
Starting point is 00:50:49 I say that most of the time when a nigga get married they keep the du rag on all the way up until it's time to walk in the church Yeah Right you Oh yeah that was me
Starting point is 00:50:58 Nicker got to match The du rag with the suit You remember the du rag And the hat Nigger You had to tie the motherfucker up Oh man Nelly came and fuck the game on
Starting point is 00:51:07 When he rolled them bitches up I didn't like that shit You know your du rag was cheap as fucking When you go on the hair Like just a little bit Nightly Like if you don't have
Starting point is 00:51:15 Enough strap to play with you Had some knockoff shit I hate that I used to hate the little split derad, the little split with, like, I got a little two pink tail. I hate it no more. Hey, you see, you know, it was a period. I got the wrong one. It was a people in my life, but I wouldn't even fuck with a chick if she didn't have, like, a fake Louis scarf or a fake Gucci scarf.
Starting point is 00:51:35 I remember that. I feel like, I feel like if you go in the bed, then a fake Gucci scarf is appropriate. Yeah, don't nobody have, yeah, that shit really, like, for a minute, I was like, she real as fuck. She got, and it be big as fucking. It would be, like, some extra scar. and she'll pass some shit on the side. I'm like, this bitch got an outfit going to bed.
Starting point is 00:51:52 What about the belt buckle that said their names in it? And it was going across. Oh, man, that shit lasts for like two months. That's how you feel. The name on the belt buckle. You don't remember that? We had to go downtown about the belts.
Starting point is 00:52:04 There ain't nobody had them belt buck buck. Oh, look. They had a name on the belt. Oh, look, you're talking about like the silver one or the one with the lights in the name flashed across. The lights in the name flashed across. Oh, hell.
Starting point is 00:52:15 That place would be like Tittittipini. Yeah. That's some young Yeah, a nigga who too cool I missed that I was already grown See like, oh, 05, 05 is in middle school Shit, nigga, 0405
Starting point is 00:52:29 We had just started smoking loud They ain't even called it Yeah, I'm about to say that too I got that around like O-Sem I mean, I was really Really coming into You know, being a better nigga
Starting point is 00:52:41 Around that time in my life Oh, Sam Hey, you want to read some fan mail Let's read some fan mail fan mail you want to read this shit that ain't proofreads on
Starting point is 00:52:54 anybody proof of him I bet fan mail Tiffany brown this I used to read I'm gonna teach you put me on the spot she's the hate column if I'd be like this so I love y'all show and I heard y'all talk about a really ugly ass woman on the show for a couple of times up and refill slow it down okay so I love y'all show
Starting point is 00:53:11 and I have heard y'all talk about I have a regular ass woman on the show a couple of times So this is my attempt at being one. Sadly, I do live in L.A. California, so I know me actually getting on the show would be difficult. But I just love y'all so much, and I have to try. So if you ever in L.A., I'd be honored to get on, meet y'all, get on these nuts, or even just see y'all live. I ain't an internet famous of none. Hell, I only got a Facebook that I don't have forever.
Starting point is 00:53:38 You're all right, now? I'm just your everyday woman from L.A. working two jobs trying to make it out here in this life, just like everybody else. I love talking shit and love listening to funny-ass dude who love talking shit to no matter what
Starting point is 00:53:51 I'm gonna rock what y'all dudes regardless of y'all I'm not saying that Fine as fuck and hilarious Hit me if you ever decide to bring your side
Starting point is 00:54:01 nigginsk to the west coast I was this out there I ain't mention Beck I'm getting my 80 South my 85 South show get up star
Starting point is 00:54:08 with my lighter and hope to hear back soon stay up and keep the laugh coming She's ready to get G Tiffany B much love to Tiffany Hey, appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Hey, shout out to Tiffany. Hey, damn, flashes. She said I do whatever, you know. You got sexually harassing and everything. You see what this thing is? That what she looked like? Yeah, Tiffany said to all. Hello, Tiffany.
Starting point is 00:54:25 She sent us a picture. Oh, she's gorgeous. What's gonna say to look like? Keep on out. Okay. Her face is beautiful. Beautiful skin. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Beautiful smile. Hey. How are you doing? Awesome. Hey, man. For those of you don't know, that's my home girl, Jasmine Brown. It's like a mixed lemonade.
Starting point is 00:54:44 lemonade and got that blueberry snowed. I don't throw this got a damn light at you. I appreciate you, Josh. What? That's what I said. Ben Brown. I said Brown. I was talking to both y'all at the same time.
Starting point is 00:54:58 My bad. Jasmine Burke. Hey, did you not see who Tiffany B was? I said Tiffany Brown. I said much love to Tiffany Brown. And then I said this is my home girl, Jasmine. Y'all fucking me up. I hate Tiffany.
Starting point is 00:55:10 If you ever out and I'm in Laine, I still love it. You feel like you up, two, three o'clock in the on tip. I'm not at them DM me. Stupid, man. You want to get on the show? I can record your voice and we'll put it on the show.
Starting point is 00:55:22 You know what I'm saying? I'll fuck your ass. Don't get it wrong. Hey, man. I blame everything by me being from the hood. All my, everything I threw up. You got a party like this man.
Starting point is 00:55:33 This nigga will literally say any fucking thing. And I blame it on here from the hood, so I don't care. Yeah, it is, man. If you got a disability, blame it on that. It don't matter.
Starting point is 00:55:42 I would know we had a show with this nigga. took his shirt off and he was like, can me and my mama take a picture of shit? He's like, yeah, tell the bitch you come on. I was standing right there. I swear to me that shit was so funny. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:55:55 You, hey, my boy shit, man. He's like, oh, tell the bitch you come on. My mom was standing right there. And she just got it to picture. He is so funny. I was like, damn, this nigga is that famous. That's crazy. That nigga famous enough to call your mama a bitch.
Starting point is 00:56:08 And she with it, too. And she's with it too. Like, this thing is funny. It's a motherfucker fucking. The crazy part about I saw him in the crowd, and I knew who her mama was. Hey, black. Hey.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Oh, some real shit. Everybody going crazy about, like, the racism shit right now and now. I remember some shit came up on the news like this week with Paula Dane. She's trying to get a show back or some shit. And, you know, black people, hey, mad as fucking Pauldine for a minute. Because I remember. Nick, one Christmas, my mom was, like, right when the shit happened, my mom was like, I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Go get me some of them Paula Dine pants. Them the best goddamn pan. I'm talking about right in the middle of the scandal. She was like, yeah, yeah, okay. But I don't give a fuck Go give me some So I remember that I had like in the middle of the skin
Starting point is 00:56:48 I was the only nigga With this big ass boxer Paula Dane paint All the blackfoot were like Man what do you mind this shit for I was like hey man My mama said fuck it So you know I'm going with her
Starting point is 00:56:59 Fuck it right Fuck y'all Fuck y'all Hell yeah man I like this comment right here The nigga Jared Reed Said this podcast is for all the bitches Who bad and booge
Starting point is 00:57:09 But shop at family dollars And he put family dollars He didn't mean like Multiple family dollars. He thinks like that's the stone name. They'd comment so ratchet and hood. That's why I fuck with it. You know what I used to hate?
Starting point is 00:57:21 Yes, family dollars. I'm going to grocery shop at Family Dollar's. So they only got two aisles. With the little freezer, isn't it? With food in it. And it'd be a thousand bags of family dollars if a grocery, bro. I'd be like, bro. He's a whole bunch of cinemas where...
Starting point is 00:57:37 Hey, man, when you be telling me about how you grew up, nigga, I actually be feeling bad. Bro. Because I'd be... I could see the shit. Because it's like, you're young, so I'm thinking, like, nigga, 99, 2,000. You was on the west side.
Starting point is 00:57:49 I should have rode through there and threw you a 20 or something. Because I was already grown. I should have came through and say this little nigger. You know what I mean? He said, oh, four, I was like, I wasn't doing shit, but riding around this bitch in the lake. And the great part about it, she don't get the gallons to milk. To get a lot of them half gallon like, you get one, you get one.
Starting point is 00:58:10 I'm like, bro, why are we to buy it in the crib? Hey, your mama's so smart, though, because if you put two half-gallon together, what's you got, bro? A fucking home. It ain't that. She said, nigga, you only use half a gallon of milk. Here you go. Don't touch mine. Your sister got her own shit.
Starting point is 00:58:25 And when you run out of milk, that mean you ran out of cereal. Yeah, y'all was hood rich, though. Everybody got their own shit? You got your own milk. No. Because niggas was stealing. You got nieces and nephew come over. You're like, hey, I have more milk than that.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Well, you know, Quentin' him wanting some serious. I'm like, bro, I can't get no good Oh, man And they play with my wrestling Hey, you know what's crazy As fuck, though We got my nigga Gray On the show right now
Starting point is 00:58:54 This nigga girl that turned him vegan Used to work at the comedy club For the fucking Longies, man She was actually with me When my son was born That's love, man She was standing right beside me And then she'll take
Starting point is 00:59:09 The fucking pussy juice Splashed on my lip Right before my son. son fucking born she was standing right there like just
Starting point is 00:59:15 taking the shit I'm about fall out that shit it's a small world so she was in the room so she was in the room
Starting point is 00:59:22 when you son was being born she was a real that's like my baby mom best friend like we saw the pussy blow up
Starting point is 00:59:31 at the same baby I'm like she was like yes yes bitch yes bitch half that baby
Starting point is 00:59:38 bitch you you killed too bitch yes bitch Yes Do it And I was like She was like
Starting point is 00:59:47 Yes bitch Oh yeah Put this beautiful bitch Push his foot hanging out One more push bitch That's crazy man Nigger That's small work
Starting point is 00:59:57 I'm telling me man It's crazy how it works I'm saying I can't hang Bro I was like She was like Yeah So you watch
Starting point is 01:00:08 You watch your son be a boy Man When y'all ride When y'all ran home As to the dead of this story She was standing Right pebbas at me You watched it
Starting point is 01:00:17 And as soon as she came out She looked dead at me Man my knee's buckled like a motherfucker So you can watch it though You can stay there and everything This is one thing that you gotta be prepared for I ain't fucking this shit for a minute No
Starting point is 01:00:27 When the baby about to come out That's what I'm thinking like When the baby about to come out The pussy get real big Like it's gonna come off You're like I didn't know a pussy Can do that In the fucking baby
Starting point is 01:00:37 Come out you're like Oh nigga I thought all these years I was killing this pussy I really was just doing the best I couldn't. Yeah, you can see the pussy be like,
Starting point is 01:00:46 shh. No. And you stay right there and you'd be like Yep. That was the first thing I thought when I saw the pussy
Starting point is 01:00:53 get real big. I'm like, this is lying-ass bitch. And this is a human. You can watch it. There's a human coming out of that pussy, but I'm talking about
Starting point is 01:00:59 everybody did be and I think about it. You think you've been killing and some shit like this. Then you see this come out of the pussy? Like, man, fuck!
Starting point is 01:01:06 This? I ain't been doing this. I thought I'm a know. I don't know. Yeah, that shit. And y'all have the nerve to sit up there and break our hearts, knowing what we can do with our lady parts. Yep, that shit is. Hey, we appreciate.
Starting point is 01:01:21 It is what it is. We appreciate y'all making us feel good about ourselves. We're really doing shit with these dicks. No, you're not. Okay. So the next time you get it fucked up, remember, a human comes out of my body. So what are you saying? What comes out of yours?
Starting point is 01:01:39 Well, actually, the human come out of my body. I'm actually pregnant right now With 3.6 billion people They don't give a fuck when we walk around all these nuts I got two nuts I got two sentences full of people in my balls Don't nobody give a fuck about my fathering skills Shit what my pocket space is at in the front
Starting point is 01:02:02 These balls ain't swollen up for nothing It's people in my balls It's a thousand, it's a trillion It's 3.6 billion I think I got China in my nuts right now nuts right now. You're walking around with three countries worth of people.
Starting point is 01:02:15 My ball sack. My dad was old. What you think? Hey, what if you didn't jack off for a long and you're busing that and you got a fucking two-month-old person right there? What is this shit? That's shit crazy.
Starting point is 01:02:30 That's what you say on the first day? Don't fuck me over. Remember, maybe you come out this. Jasmine crazy as a motherfucker man. Hey, this would be the perfect time to tell you y'all to go to the 80-pimes South Show.com. Get through some merch, get you a shirt, get you a hoodie, get you a lighter, get you a sticker, get you an ass tray. Bro, you got your lighter.
Starting point is 01:02:55 No, fuck over me because remember, baby, come out. These niggas over here wilding, man. Hey, it is what it is? What would you do? What would you do? I said that. What would you say? Our first day, you don't know me first.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Hold up. Let's set this shit up. We got actors and actresses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's set this up. First day. First day. We were on the first day.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Here it go. Set it up. All you here was, don't fuck me over. Remember, I made me come out this pussy. I was just be like, this bitch, it's crazy.
Starting point is 01:03:29 I would laugh at you and probably try to find my best way to fuck you over. Wow. Wow. How could you be so heartless? because nobody was there to love my mom so why should I love you bitch hey
Starting point is 01:03:45 shout out to all my niggins who pulled out but you don't know if you pulled out all the way for real and my motherfucker asked me that the other day she was like
Starting point is 01:03:56 so like the way you treat me like where was your dad I was like nigg was around he was like he wasn't there in the house
Starting point is 01:04:06 no I'm like so who your mama went like been with over the years you've grown up nobody you got this traumatic this shit serious and funny at the same time you ever had a nigga treat you so bad you got to ask where your mama
Starting point is 01:04:21 wow you're your daddy see they always talk about how bad niggas treat I need to ask my mama like preach I had to go on Morrie I took a bitch on Morrie found out she wasn't even the mother of the fucking baby not only was that father this bitch was
Starting point is 01:04:38 man my mom used to keep it real like i used to ask my mom i used to like mom's real talk you know um throw it off that's what that's what i'm gonna that's what i'm gonna throw it off she's like what i'm like real talk i'm so glad my mama had the same nigga like the whole time i'm like my mama went my mama had one she went on like three days and she just had the same nigga i was like yes my mom ain't here throwing that pussy she learned a lesson me and my brother got the same daddy too what what i tell you to add my mom and she's like do you have to get a woman you like do you have honey, like, I don't know. You asked your mama that shit? I'm like, nigga, come on, be.
Starting point is 01:05:12 What? Hey, my nigga. God damn it. I never seen her, like, be with nobody, like, besides my dad. And when my dad left at six, that was, like, like, she realized at that point, my little, like, oh. No, that just let you know that. You think that your mama was through fucking
Starting point is 01:05:28 then? You crazy. That just meant your mama was a good-ass grown person and kept you out of grown folks, bitch. She's been fucking. Nope. I don't, I don't see, my mama's still old. She's still, because She's going to fuck this week. She probably still fucking. My mama communicates emails.
Starting point is 01:05:43 But that's how you know. We'll meet me at the public library. She'd be like 7-7-9-89. You know ain't nobody looking through it. Once she saw what they wouldn't go through your email like Hillary Clinton, you're like fucking email me. You set this pussy up on the MSC and chat. If somebody hit that pussy, I don't care. I don't get it.
Starting point is 01:06:01 I don't get me with that. Hey, man. Don't call up bitch. They are emailing vagina these days. I seen one, too. They're selling pussy on all platforms. I saw a chick selling ass on Offer Up. You know, the little shit that come up on your Facebook.
Starting point is 01:06:18 The back page gone. The shit in your neighborhood. Yeah, they sell an ass on everything. Snapchat, Instagram Live, Craigslist, Facebook, all types of shit. No matter what you get on, you can find some prostitutes. Prostitution is digital than the motherfucker. Man, didn't they shut down Back page?
Starting point is 01:06:39 Shit it down That's why them holes They shut down The personal page on back page But now the chick's so smart They're selling pussy In the used automobile section You were the cold words
Starting point is 01:06:53 Yeah, they don't have The personal back page no more But it's like You know, they'll be like Furniture for sale They'd be like Slightly used couch Yeah
Starting point is 01:07:03 Yeah, it's cold Yeah Hey, that's how you know A bitch saying a pussy You got to go Like, hey, you, you You work? No.
Starting point is 01:07:12 I'm like, yeah, I'm working. I'm like, nah, nah, no, no. I'm gonna tell you a few signs You can pick up on and know if she's selling pussy. If she got two phones And one of them is just like a metro track phone?
Starting point is 01:07:23 No. She's selling pussy, my name. Or she is a professional robber. If every time you pick her up, she got a bag with clothes in there that look kind of dirty And they ain't clean She's selling her.
Starting point is 01:07:34 And she's selling her. And she's selling her. And she's selling her. And she's selling her. And she's selling her. bag in her Trump. Hey, my nigga, if you lick her name. That's why you always got a pop them to
Starting point is 01:07:39 Mr. Trump. I'm like, man, you got a Trump. Right. Hey, my nigga, if you lick her titty and it's salty, it tastes like all day, she's selling pussy, my name. If she smoked cigarettes but she don't buy a pack, she's selling
Starting point is 01:07:53 pussy, my name. I'm telling you. If she need to see the computer, not your phone, she need to actually see like a laptop or sit at a computer, she's selling pussy, my name. If the bitch
Starting point is 01:08:07 got two Facebook pages, she's selling pussy, my name. Working, man. If you take this bitch to a cookout and she know everybody, she's selling pussy. The bitch's part of DC on Black. If she said a pussy. If she liked anything on D.C. Young Flack page, she's
Starting point is 01:08:23 selling pussy. Now, don't know if you can't be smiling that young. Oh, look, this is how you know your girl's selling pussy. If you ask if she know D.C. Young Fly, she say, who? John, that bitch is selling pussy. Yep. So they Jun John
Starting point is 01:08:36 They don't buy pussy John will I don't see the I don't see the I don't see the Let me tell you My nigga was trying To tell me
Starting point is 01:08:44 By buying pussy And he told me He ain't had no pussy All year I said Time out Time out Hey man
Starting point is 01:08:51 You're talking to me About something You ain't had All year I'm gonna You shit the fuck I'm talking to me I get so
Starting point is 01:08:56 I'm afraid Pussy Real player don't wait All year to fuck Even damn shit I'd be so offended When chicks Try to sell me
Starting point is 01:09:04 Pussy. Like, what type of man do you think I have? Like, I look like I just be out here buying pussy. It's disrespectful. Like, I'm like, right. You didn't even get me a chance to earn this shit and then you hit the price. You're like, what? You really think that I would pay you this much? I ain't win the bitch.
Starting point is 01:09:20 I don't, I'm not about to buy no pussy anyway, but when you say some outlandish shit like, oh, 500. I'm like, I'm about buying no $500. How much is it going for? I don't know. I ain't going over it. What did you tell you? You say you heard the price. He was like, what was the price?
Starting point is 01:09:34 That pussy, I mean, the price is too high to need to what you sell. 80. What do you get for 80? First of all, I need a net off each 50. Wow. So I'm not going over 100. I'll get a hundred. I don't care what you're talking about.
Starting point is 01:09:48 I'm taking your kids. I didn't know that this big had his own price table. I need my two. Base rates. You-O-B-U. That shit like playing baseball. Pute! Straight.
Starting point is 01:09:59 I need them. Wow. Fly, you was a cold, nigga. I'm from a hood. I told you. I got to spend it. You were buying some pussy? No, absolutely not.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Oh, my God, these niggas, you know. Oh, my God, these niggas. Absolutely not. Absolutely not, bro. Hey, Flatt, you're going to find out of him bad pussy. Holy snot. And that'll be funny, man. Hey, I don't talk so many niggas.
Starting point is 01:10:22 By a pussy, bro, because you know what they try to be in the sky. I'm like, yo. Yeah. Yeah, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, my nigga, it's okay. My nigga's like, it's okay. You get pussy, bro.
Starting point is 01:10:35 It's okay. It's okay. You get pussy. Yeah, I can't do it. You don't be trying to hide. I'm not. I got a partner, though, man. It was like clockwork.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Every time he got paid. No, it ain't. You don't do it. Every time he got paid. Every time you get paid. It's a problem, then. I'm talking about every two weeks, bro, like clockwork, bro. That's a problem.
Starting point is 01:10:57 You know what's funny that niggas who buy pussy? They got a whole other identity they buy pussy with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell her, tell her Charlie's out here. You got a code name as a motion. If you pop pussy, every time you get a check, it's a problem. See, I do it because it's either emergency. It's either emergency.
Starting point is 01:11:20 Hey, bro, when is it the emergency, oh, when it makes he mergerset? Now you get them bitch to come over. Hey, you got to just send her up pictures of, like, two hundred. Send her a picture. That'd be like, because she ain't up off her. What's up, ma'am? Send him on two hundred.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Where you at? Ha! Got this bitch. Pull up! Two o'clock in the morning, I need you to put up! Hey, man. Hey, from the hood, sorry. Oh, I guess it's like, let's get straight to the point. Yeah, I ain't got to play.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Let's just get straight to the point. What's up? It's like, hey, hey, man, you know what's having this. Bitch, ain't number of family got on. And Peter Popoff. I guess you say, I ain't got to laugh at your dumb-ass jokes at it. We can just get on with the ghetto. What?
Starting point is 01:11:57 Man, ain't no jokes telling them no two o'clock in the morning. It's been that ass over, bitch. Really. Depends and the pen is. By D.C. Youngfly All the views and opinions Reflected by D.C. Youngfly, I don't know why. He just be feeling like the way that he'd be feeling
Starting point is 01:12:12 that he'd be feeling. Hold up. Now, Los, don't pay me like every person. I ain't got us into a good situation. Talk to him. I gave you some before, and that all was like that's a good situation. I didn't know that you bought the shit.
Starting point is 01:12:26 If I would have known, I would have got all of it that you paid for. I would have stayed and wouldn't have got gone. I didn't pay, that was off the face because she really loved the niggas. But I'm just showing you what type of men's
Starting point is 01:12:42 that love us, nigga? Hey! One thing I can't do is pay the pussy pee. I can't pay for it. Because one thing that I know is pussy supposed to be free. I can't pay the pussy.
Starting point is 01:12:56 Nope. Nope. No. Pussy is supposed to be free. I can't pay the pussy feed. I can't pay the pussy feed. Because pussy Supposed to be free.
Starting point is 01:13:05 I can't pay the pussy fee. I had a couple of homeboys that were just like you. But when you hang around me, you know that pussy come with dues. Come with dudes. Hey, and I want that bitch to cause at 1 o'clock in the morning. Uh-huh, uh-huh. You need about Jackson and Franklin and a couple of hundreds. Hey!
Starting point is 01:13:28 They got huck up. Hey. They got huck up. They don't shut back page down But the bitch is on Craigslist In the used automobile section Under the 89 cut list They gonna have it in quotation marks
Starting point is 01:13:46 Do your woman ride in the fuck I got it on the bitch selling pussy Straight up undercover like I got a broke down car With a big ass muffler I need 25 shit if you want me to touch it Bitch I fucking slide over like a motherfucking usher Pulled up bitch Make that pussy bust like a gusser
Starting point is 01:14:02 Niggas think they fucking, man, ain't nothing to touch it, but see, look, you, paying for pussy, see, now that's just disgusting. See, I'm a pimpin'n, nigga. I've been here pussy in the back of the bus. Hey, I'm the type of nigger that I pick my corner up and don't even make call. No. When I'm fucking a hood, bitch, I don't get naked. I leave on my draw. With a draw.
Starting point is 01:14:22 That's period. I'm just saying that, look, y'all making the niggas I'm delirious. Now, I get pussy all the time. I can count how many I don't have in mind. I don't know what I had about close to. Think about a thousand. How many. I didn't pay for, maybe like $2.99, something.
Starting point is 01:14:44 You are a hell of a nigger. You're a trick-in-law. And you didn't hear a thousand bitches. You must be a handsome motherfucker. Or you got a big bag of riches. I didn't even know that you had holes like that, nigger. Give me two or three. You can have it.
Starting point is 01:15:00 Some of them holes that like you, nigger. One of two of them gathered like me. Hey, man. Hey, man. Come on, man. Hey, they got to take bucks. Hey, they must. Yeah, I don't, I don't hear them.
Starting point is 01:15:13 Can't pay the pussy? I can't. I don't hear it. Don't tell them. Don't put your business. I'm going to put your business. Don't know. No, you should, man.
Starting point is 01:15:20 You got to have some of this question. Joe, Joe, put your cap on me, Joe. So, uh, P.S. in her. The butterfly has hit a lot of coochie. You know what I'm saying? Play the sad music. I used to count.
Starting point is 01:15:34 I used to count, you know what I'm saying? I stopped count. No, even in my phone. You know what I'm saying? Like, I can got a list. It's a certain quotation mark I put by your name that they make me that I know that I've hit. You know what I'm saying? And I count them from time to time.
Starting point is 01:15:50 And the bitches that I probably still talk to or just got in my phone or just like, I remember. Because I bishops I'm like, damn, I'm getting deja vu. I know the hole. And by the time I get in my car, I'm like, oh, I did have that old. over in Detroit. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:16:06 You know what I'm saying? I don't slow it all the way now, though. I got stamina now, though. I'm 24, bro. I were hitting, bro. You're feeling if I was geeked up, I'm going to peeve. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:16:17 You thought it's a lot. I know you don't hit a thousand, bro. Just think about it. You just a list. Do you know how I mean a thousand people? Guess, guess, guess, guess, guess what I realize.
Starting point is 01:16:26 I haven't been fucking long enough. Let me tell you. I promise you, yeah. Let me tell you something. I counted over 150 of women that I was just in my phone I'm like damn and this is who I keep in contact and I lost this phone
Starting point is 01:16:38 before so this is new and I'm like fuck imagine the people I just kept in contact with like all over my life bro this is this one you're the nigga to get famous and he thinking it ain't probably a thousand bro probably like yeah I know you get a thousand right I go six I don't know that's not normal
Starting point is 01:16:55 I go for six I'm going to say I'll go for six I'm close I'm close I'm close five bro I know for I know that for A fact No judgment though Damn Oh no you don't judging
Starting point is 01:17:07 Big bitches skinny bitches Tall bitches Crippo bitches man I fuck bitch with a cane I had to sit a cane now I had to poke the pen And I had to stretch that bitch down When she was ready to leave
Starting point is 01:17:20 I had to hold that bitch out I'm like I was like Hey man Hey Hey What the kid What the kid
Starting point is 01:17:26 It was like And then when she was ready to leave I had to hold that bitch That motherfucker came out Like, huh, baby? She's like, I don't want to That talk. Oh.
Starting point is 01:17:39 Oh, man. I'm hurt, man. I'm hurt. I really wanted to hit that bit. But when I realized he had a cane, I was like, ah. I got to hit that. That got to be a story to tell. This is crazy.
Starting point is 01:17:54 Amen. That's funny. Like a blind. No discrimination. No discrimination. Amen. He was living. You don't pray for my nigga flat.
Starting point is 01:18:03 And she told him I could lift her leg out of the wheel because she ain't serious on him. What you say? You got standards now, man. He's like, they're better than what it was, you know. You live and you learn, man. They weren't from nothing to a little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:16 Wow. But then, do you know what I realized, though? The one that we be won't be here. She don't be talking about nothing. Nope. Naitanya. Nope. So, you know, I go for, like, the regular bitch,
Starting point is 01:18:25 like in Walmart and Walgreen, CVS and shit. I'm like, that's the pussy. Church. Wow. Church, I always got a Muslim church. No. They always talk about they need that shit wrapped up.
Starting point is 01:18:38 You don't want to keep your shit wrapped up all the time. I went through that phase, though. I went through that phase, though. I don't think I have been a Muslim chick. I don't want to be responsible. She never kept a half-rap ever. If you don't know there, so I'm like, man. And it was good, too.
Starting point is 01:18:51 I was like, ooh! You know, they got standards and how they do. I was like, you ain't really Muslim then and you don't really go by the law. Oh, you said she wasn't wrapped up? She wasn't wrapped up. I feel through that shit real
Starting point is 01:19:04 Hey man This is some of the coldish But that ain't no That was like I can wait to tell me That shit This is the shit I have to deal with This niggas say any fucking thing man
Starting point is 01:19:17 I think that's what makes 85 sound Dope I'm telling you man This podcast for niggas Who went to a fucking job You got the job And just didn't go to work
Starting point is 01:19:29 You know the whole thing I hate them nigger, bro. That shit is a pet pee in my. Why? Why could you guys show up? Niggins. This part came in for a nigg who will flag you down
Starting point is 01:19:44 just to tell you, go ahead. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Man, no, man. Go ahead, fool. Go ahead. Sto. That, boy. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:55 This podcast is for your older sister, ex-boyfriend who still try to act like he in the family. Hey, how the family? Man, it's good without you, nigga. You don't fuck what you like that. Stop asking, bro. You old.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Hey, man, I know your auntie, man. She's still funny. Still is. She ain't dead. Fuck you're talking about. That's right. And ain't worried about you. In this podcast, it's also for all the baby moms who get along with your baby
Starting point is 01:20:20 dad and other baby mom. We're so proud of you. Damn, you don't get enough credit. We salute you. Yeah, that takes a level of maturity right now. Yeah, yeah. You know, who else to be? podcast more before we get out of this
Starting point is 01:20:33 this podcast is for niggas who said it was over with their baby mama when they got a new bitch and they dumb ass ended up on child support just trying to be out of her dating you fucking dumb ass food should stay with your boo you out here trying to
Starting point is 01:20:49 get them socializing ended up fucked up stupid ass nigga who that but baby mama's be holding on too just like you If you fuck me over, I remember. They didn't come out, Vince Patis. Hey, hey.
Starting point is 01:21:08 Like, I don't think I, my dick got on top. Hey, Flap. February 14th is coming up. We got the show at fucking Cordels. You sure do. Valentine's Day show. Do you love? You and Nikki out of coming out.
Starting point is 01:21:22 Do you like me? We're going to be out in Alpharetta. No, bitch. It's going to be dope. We got 90s hip-hop and R&B all day. We're in a man. It's going to be on Valentine's Day. Day. And if you ain't got no gangst shit
Starting point is 01:21:33 I already laid out, y'all can't fuck with her. Man, don't bring, don't be, don't tell you girl to what her best dread, because I'm going to say something about her, and you're going to get mad this bad at a time, and she, I don't want to fuck me. What should you do if you don't have a Valentine's? What's advice? Bring your fine ass up there and meet a nigger.
Starting point is 01:21:51 There's going to tell her who might be. There's going to be a lot of single men in the house. There's going to be a lot of single, everybody in there. Everybody who ain't got somebody's going to be in there loose. I'm going to have on some sweatpants and no drives. Hey, shout out to all the business who curved us three months ago. Thought you was going to find something better and then show back up, bitch. We should have fucked with us with the old dad, stupid-a-lid little girl.
Starting point is 01:22:12 She's a living, check it out, sing-go. Oh, there it is. Stop believing this better niggins out here. Bitch, you better fuck with who you fuck with. Niggas like us, the 85% show. And that's why I came in the cold school. That goes for men as well. Just fuck with a bitch who want to put a man.
Starting point is 01:22:27 That's right, Jasmine. Shout out to all the men out there who didn't really. realize what they had when they were with me. Oh, shit. Shit. Oh, who I see. You're going to talk to child support. Yes.
Starting point is 01:22:39 Or who I gave an opportunity to, but didn't realize the queen that I am and just, you know, fucked over it. You know what you did? Shout out to them. She never said, you fuck me over. Baby, come out this pussy.
Starting point is 01:22:55 They're like, I'm a go. Girl, you know who the podcast is for. You know who it's for by now, right? Yeah, man. This podcast. It's a podcast for everyone chasing their dreams, man. You know what I'm saying? Taking a leap of faith, bro.
Starting point is 01:23:06 And going out there with shit, man. God bless you. You got to jump. Niggins don't understand. They'll be trying to, they're trying to go off on faith and be typical. Man, you don't push your stupid ass. This is for the niggins who got three.
Starting point is 01:23:17 It's for the niggins who are like, sell weed to pay for community college. Hey! Hey, yo, I don't know. I respect anybody that balance of their evil out, I don't care. I don't care. I don't respect anybody that balance of that. evilness out it ain't really evil
Starting point is 01:23:33 it's what they feel like is going against you know what I'm saying you're selling dope when you're going to school my nigga you're all right God really going to look out for you if you're going to do some positive you got to do way more positive shit than you do bad
Starting point is 01:23:47 shit like if you sell dope you got about them kids some shit when the ice cream man pull up like God bless a lot of the trap naked that you sell drugs in the light bill make sure the community don't fall you can't get to be a lot of shit on me Everybody, but you got to put a couple dollars back into the community.
Starting point is 01:24:04 We ain't saying all the time, because, you know, when you do that shit, you know, they'd be like, hey, Mr. Greg, I had an eye great choice. You were like, yeah, I hear that shit, too. Right. Hey, and if you're a street, nigger, you need to tell somebody where you hid all the motherfucking money at, because I'm so tired of having to raise money for niggas who I know was rich when they was alive. You got to go from that part. Yeah. But you know, but you know how I pay my part?
Starting point is 01:24:27 You know how I play my part? I just tell all the kids that's in the street, hey, man, watch yourself when you're in the street. You're watching. Hey, hey, hey. Watch you sell while in the street, y'all. I feel like I did my duty. They're like, I'm a PC.
Starting point is 01:24:40 What's up? Watch yourself in the street, y'all. I just feel like I did my duty. That's right. Hey, this podcast really is for the black community. It is the beginning of black history money. And I love to see black people being excellent. Continue to prosper with my brother.
Starting point is 01:24:53 So, no. And my sister, you continue to kill them. What's a thing. Hell, yeah. It's not black history. Oh, look. It is Black History Month. By the time this shit come out, it's going to be Black History Month.
Starting point is 01:25:04 Because the day you're actually the first day of Black History Month. What day you want to come out? I'm going to ask, like, you know what? Man, we'll get it and we'll get black. We've got plenty of time to get the Black History Month shit. Oh, if that's when you were asking me what? I want to tell the audience about where they can catch your show and all of that. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 01:25:27 So currently, I am. on Fox's Star comes on every Wednesday night on Fox. Thank you guys for tuning in. We love you guys. Yeah. And yes, I play Danielle. I work in the salon. How are you been on the whole season?
Starting point is 01:25:44 Mm-hmm. Yeah, catch up. I watch news, that's it. I only watch myself on TV. Well, hey, you're on a billboard on how mill. I saw that shit. I was like, what? I was like, that is so cool.
Starting point is 01:25:59 I appreciate it. Yeah. It was red in the background and your face was like, I loved it. That was so cute. Thank you. And then, okay,
Starting point is 01:26:07 and then Saints and Centers is coming back March 5th on Bounce TV. We're coming back season two. She's a great actress, you guys. Thank you guys. You can follow me at T-H-E Jasmine Burke
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Starting point is 01:28:22 Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness. I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the powerful stories I'll be mining on our upcoming 12th season of Family Secrets. We continue to be moved and inspired by our
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