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Slish plinkles. Yeah. Yes, sir. Five on it. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girl. I thought you was about to do jazz in the face shit. Yeah. You know, Jack Thriller.

Every time he comes into this motherfucker, he calls a disturbing. 100%. That's what he doing. No ludicrous. Somehow. It's disturbing. He always find his way up here when it's some big titty women.

I don't even have to call this nigger. He'd just be knowing when they're coming. Man, though, I got a titty meter from me inside of that titty compass. And what the fuck is you watching? Us. See, that's some real shit right there. Shot the video and watched it immediately. That's why I got what.

I know. You didn't happen? Just see how we buy it. up in here. The vibe good. Back when we was in a little closer than the room back here, he used to come and co-hosts with me.

Mm-hmm. We talked some good shit. Yeah, you were loving me then. Yeah, a lot of ups and downs. A lot of ups. You kind of love, and then you quit fucking with me. Don't act like it was just me, no. I guess that nigga told you.

Is that what this is? No. No, you know, she had kind of love, and I guess she couldn't come up here in co-host like that no more. No, it wasn't. You know, that's what I was telling you, that's why the other ones couldn't hang.

the way I could hang, because that was in love. You was in love? No, I said y'all don't want to bring y'all so. When I said that is shit, he is. I said, y'all don't want to come up in with that brand your stuff. Because you were talking about going to Zach's business with a nigga and I don't let shit. I was telling you stir about it.

I don't tell you stir about that young nick, man. I just seen that nigga about a month ago. I said, hell no, he's been in that girl, man. Hell no. You vulnerable too? Why that young nigga had me so goddamn retort him on the bitch? He had a man. Just taking out of Zachsp's and shit every day.

Put that wood real good on the bank. She said he was taking her to Zach's every day. I thought I was special. He was making plays in Zaxby. Yeah. He was making plays in Zaxby. He was chasing. We gotta wait.

That nigger loved me for y'all. My nigga Martin this bitch. Y'all's gonna fuck around and left these Mississippi nigger. They go fuck around and let these Mississippi nigger take over, man. All they gotta do is see us, man. Don't forget about me when the white folks come and try to snap. People come and try and snatch you up, man. I'm gonna do that.

No, I'm telling, they're gonna. You gotta reach back in you. I'm telling you, yeah, yeah. There's just something about black male comedians that they like, they love. They always get them one like big black comedian dude. Mm-hmm. That's spot open.

Right, right, hey, right, right, right. It's spot open. Hey, man, it's more than one slot. We gotta get out of two. They only get one slopp and every type. And there's plenty slots. And there's plenty slacks. Put the time open up another slap,

man. You got put a Vicksburg, let's a Mississippi on the mouth. Man, you got to. Vitzburg. Bro, I was just talking about. Vitzburg. I was talking to somebody from Vitzburg, Marl. Pote.

Not Pote. Um, I didn't, they was in the audience at, well, now shit, okay. What's the spot that sell them good at pork chop sandwiches that'd be open late? Down there by the water and shit, with the fish sandwiches and shit. Oh, LD.

Yeah, shout out the L.D. Right, I fuck with them. Larry Prentice. I fuck, Larry Dennis. Larry Prentice. Larry Prentice. Okay, okay. You saw the L.D.

Lerdin. I did the joke about that. He was at the show. Oh. Okay. This was back then. We had a show something. It was right around in the area or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, we told that motherfucker up, man. I can believe it. Them pork chop sandwich is sound. That's all you heard from the story. That's all that's all that way. They got catfish sound like that. The motherfucking catfish about this long hanging on the bread.

Hang it off the bread. The motherfucking pork chops sounds as big as your fucking hand. And you can eat the butter. Nigger, they leave a bone in that bitch. It's up to you. Oh, yeah, yeah. How good your dinner plan in? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Break a tooth. Like, yeah, it'd be good. And then I, one time I went, like the first time I went, I'm ordering wings. I'm thinking they club wins. I ordered a 10 piece.

The motherfucker brought me back a whole fucking pack of wings. Damn, the fucking big-ass wings. Dirty bird, yeah. Yes, sir. Yeah, man. I thought these was club wings. Oh, no. I remember one time I had a show out of South Carolina.

You might have still been living up there then. It was me and Tyler Craig, I think. Man, we was in some shit that was way to fuck out in the woods, like a damn tornado shelter or something. Man, that's how I'm about right. Man, that shit was scary as a motherfucker. In Mississippi? No, it was in South Carolina.

To do it short. South Carolina, Mississippi. I'm going to same thing. Yeah, dude. Alabama, too. There's voodoo out there, both of them. Different kinds, though. Different kinds.

Man, put us on different kinds of voodoo. What? Well, if you're from the South, then you know that every state got their own versions of the same shit. Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee. That's the thing about it. All black people from the South, we're all the same people. That's the thing about it. And it's like so many, you know, you gotta keep in mind.

It's been so many displacements. We really share a lot of the same ancestors and things of that nature, close kid. You don't ever felt like somebody put roots on you? I know somebody had before. I know somebody that got root put on. What was the roots, bro? The dick won't work with nobody but her. That's just the old people were saying,

and she wasn't bad either. Put a spell on you or something shit. She was all right. She should be the only only. All this side bitches, he didn't work. Wow. And he walked in the house one day, and she had all that shit on the floor,

all that voodoo shit in the cameras and shit. Ooh. Snatched that shit up and just drive around town. Didn't know what the fuck. He's scared throw that shit away. Damn. You're gonna die. So what he did with it?

This nigga just got the shit. You had to pay this other voodoo lady. He had to find another voodoo bit. Yeah, he paid up to get that shit off. You gotta get that shit off. See, there'd be that nigga on there and fuck the other voodoo lady. You're at the same position.

How much you're gonna get that shit off you? Salmona. Yeah. We at Vicksbury with Wrightford Bridge to Touloula, Louise Allen. Yeah. Mm-mm. They won't let you in the house.

They can see it. on you. No, eat that spaghetti. Oh, yeah, I know. They can see it on you. That's true. That's that spirit's peer. Mm-hmm.

You can't marry to them. Yeah. I just, I don't fold nothing this shit. Like, yeah. It's real, but I don't entertain. I ran into a lot of girls that say they were witches out here. And there's a lot of that.

Yeah, it's a lot of that shit going on with them crystals and all that shit. It's a lot of gypsies out here, too. Yeah, yeah. And that shit, it's just so weird. And you know what all consist of? Getting in a motherfucking man. a fucking man.

All that shit is to get a fucking man. That's why you were witch. That's why they be doing that rich and shit. And you wonder why they call you wish. You ain't never seen witches. Wiches ain't never had a bunch of, what fucking were trying to fuck witches? Yeah, I don't see him, I don't see

some fine-hand witch's out of business and shit, man. What do you mean with the crassies? This ain't the crayon. You got a criss on the neck. You got a little sacky keeping. No, I don't think that. Little rocks, little colorful. That's witchcraft shit.

That's idolatry. Yeah, that's idolatry. Oh, you can't have a crystal, man. You can't worship no crystal. Because they just bring like good vibe and stuff. That's what they're disguised. They try to down for you. But it's bigger than that.

Okay. Oh, I don't know. I don't be worshipping the motherfuckers. What they do with the Christmas? I'd be saying the wrong word. My dick being wearing my stomach or some shit. I don't like that. Yeah, man.

The monkey will be having a spell out of us for shit. And they'll wear them inside their bra and all that other stuff. You know what I'm saying. You open your bra and I'm going to walk out. I'm leaving you. It's real shit. I've seen a lot of shit fall out of bro. I've seen a lot of shit fall out of bro.

Where did you do those things? But you didn't see no color of rocks fall out of. Like some chrome, I know I had the chrome. No, like a whole, emmoneem, keys, fucking phone, bag of weed. Oh yeah, some money, I'm some, yeah. A roach. Not a blunt.

Not a roach. He mean the real roams. Like a real? Like a real? I knew. I knew that's nasty. Yeah, I knew that's what he meant. I had to step my standards up.

Yeah, he didn't eat off nobody. Bro, you got, if you ever walk, you follow this thing? He got the funniest stories from the Navy, man. You got, how many names do they start flanging that shit, he had 200, man. Yeah, I can't tell a lot of they two. You can tell them on this bitch.

And there's people that are-tell them. You could tell them. You can tell them about the high-ranking officials or some shit, no. Mm-mm. You got changed the names. You've been changing name. You are out there, man.

You out of the military now. Then you just retired not too long ago. I got two-out-tie. Oh, okay. That was- You look like me, I said, fuck fitness. Man, tell them what we got him here for. What we got. Oh, we'll get to that.

We'll get to that. We'll get to it. We'll get to this shit, man. Don't rush it. We got to build some atmosphere around this. You know how these motherfuckers are. How are they? You know how these motherfuckers are.

Erica drinking again. Yeah. About to stop? No, I'm just saying her. You know how she gets once her liquor kick in. Yeah. She might walk back in episode. I ain't motherfucking.

I ain't got some more shit to say, man. Well, I told him, I asked for some wine. I said, can I have some wine? He's like, okay, I got that for you. Everybody got no wine over that. Yeah, he had a big ball of some white stuff. I said, I would make it wine. That don't sound right.

That was blue cheese. And I made wine. No, I'm just playing. Yeah, that did sound like. That was what they do with? That is clear. It's clear. She talked like that, though.

They put it in a big bob. Yep. By the white. It was it was a vodka. Yeah, it's vodka. It was a vodka. What it was called? Man, who posted that video or you telling jokes at the barbershop?

Oh, Dubal. It's my dog. My brother. Telling jokes at the barbershop. Yeah. She started at the bottom. Now she's doing the rents. Yes.

I was standing beside her the first night she's about to go on stage. Yeah. I'm the one told her stop drinking so much fucking liquor. You did. You sure did. What she were doing? Bruh, she had drunk a bottle of fucking 1800. Can't get that cur.

Try to get that cur. You were trying to make yourself numb. Because I didn't, you know, I was nervous. You were trying to be numb. I was the first mother said, don't do that no more. Don't do that. I forget all my shit. I learned really early.

Well, I learned early and, you know, that was the story of years and I was for a double. I learned not to do that no more ever. And Shuler King, Shulah King, you said me that too, like, if you did it was a 9 to 5 when you drank like that, I like, yeah, no, but this is why I'm a comedian because it's privy. It's a damn show with it.

What's the words liquor? stage story you got? Oh, this is so sad and bad. Oh, my God. I never forget this now here. It was my birthday. First of all, I said, I'm just going to go to Uptown and just chill.

I did not want to go up. I would fucked up already. I would fuck up, fucked up. They're going to send me on that motherfucking state going on stage if they want to see you. I go on that stage right. I'm doing my thing. I see this black and white cup right.

What I see that? A black and a white coat. Yeah, a black, no, a black, it's an inter, what is it? Interregor. Yeah, in a record. Yeah, in a white lady, right? Oh my God.

I said the most disrespect for shit ever. I like, oh, why are you over there with that cry? No, you did. Yes, I did. I said, look at her. And this lady, it was just so nasty, and it was so bad, right? I didn't even know what this lady meant when she,

but I brought her, it went down, but then I was wronged back. brung it back up or whatnot. But when I got up to stage, this lady said, I was cringing. When y'all said, what is cringing? You were a therapist, the bitch? I didn't know.

I didn't know what it meant that night. You know what I'm saying? You ain't know what I mean that night? Yeah, it was late at night at Uptown. I felt, I felt. With dust kicked. I felt so bad. I said I would never, ever, ever in my life do that again.

Damn. You told her how you really felt. Damn it. No, I shouldn't do that, though. You was drunk, though. That was a little talk. You like it when you see a black girl or white girl with a black dude now, right?

No, I don't have a problem with it. I ain't have a problem with that night. It's just that look who's talking and like, say it. I was like, why would you? And it beat me. There's more of us than it is her. Yeah, yeah, say it. I like, no, it's like, why are you with that?

She want to say it. Then here I go, you don't like black women, niggles? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, you're not a man. Oh. Drunk mouse speaks sober thoughts. Oh, that was just too much, right?

I felt so bad. You know white folks love me and shit. I like, Erica, that was so proud. Man, they're watching that. They spoke to me. If she's looking now, I'm so sorry. She ain't watching. Don't worry.

I apologize. She ain't gonna know. I'm not upset with you. No. I'm upset that you think that. He was that 1800. I know that nigga. She thought that was funny.

Yeah. Because he was laughing like, come on. Come on. That one made me keep, cause folk were land, you know that. Maybe they weren't, maybe you was just drunk and you thought they were. Yeah, because the other lady told me,

she said, I was cringed, you know. That word fucked you up there. I didn't know what they were in me. I said, she went, I understand. Jack, would you be drinking, too? What's your worst on-stage liquor stories? You didn't did a bunch of drunk bull shit too. A bunch of shit.

That's why you asked. Yeah, you know, the wildest shit I ever did, it was on wild or not. It was back to 2012, 13, and whatnot, and we went to the commercial break Wildland, and I kept on doing it after the shit was over and I was on top of a speaker

and Nick had tapped me and I said, Jack are you all right? I remember that shit. Yeah, and I had one sleeve on. Yes, I had one sleeve on. And then I get on stage I walk off and King Batch come up to me and he said

Hey Jack, you really should stop drinking. No, seriously. Stop that shit. And then when he said that shit, I stopped Yeah, I just all the two was for King Bass to tell you. So you listen to King Beck. That's all the rest of the day. Damn.

For the rest of the day. I never drunk on set again. Yeah. Until the next day. You say, you still knock him down since that. No, yeah, no, I still knock him down. On my off time, yeah. I am an alcoholic.

Damn. I am an alcoholic. I don't get foiled up before shot. Now, I do something to call my nerves. You get fucked up after the shit. After you get off stage, you immediately get fucked up. Immediately. I'm a blackout drunk, so I'm a blackout drunk, so I'm fixed up.

For real? Like that, I mean, I drink, but I don't get fucked up. How do you know when you're gonna fuck the food? When do you know when to stop before you get fucked up? Man, yeah, I know. Do you measure it in drinks or you just be like,

to feel it? No, just to feel it. The feeling, man. You know the feeling, man. You know the amount of drinks. You know the amount of drinks. You got detained, having a food, folks in film me, show me what I'm doing.

Oh. And I ain't remember none of it. Oh, that was out in the military, right? I don't even fuck with that lip. Oh, yeah, my son. So you don't even be telling your neighbors to it. My son, you're dropping more now that he was in the middle team. All right, let me ask you this.

What's the strangest place that you went when you was in the Navy? A place that you just could not fucking believe existed. 25, 20 years. Oh, in Mexico, a motherfucker chick, that don't get a donkey fucker. Oh, man, don't say that. You should have asked. Don't say that. What's a donkey fuck?

What's a donkey fuck? Don't the dog. Don't the dog. That's what it sound like. He's fucking up. Yeah, hey, stop saying it. What do you say? Let him finish chilling his story.

Just show a picture of a donkey right now. No, just don't even show nobody's face. And he's, he asked him what's the strangest place that he went when he was in the name. He didn't say where he went. He went straight to, he didn't anything. I meant like a location. And the donkey let you do it.

The donkey let you do it. What are you talking about? No, I've seen the lady. Oh, the lady did it. Oh, stop. Stop! Oh, man, look at him. Stop!

I'm so glad you start drinking. Man, this is y'all. Yeah, this is... No, the lady, it was a dunking shoulder. I wasn't drinking enough. That's what it's called. Yeah, the donkey, her pet. She liked their friends.

Oh. They're on first name, baby. She ride the donkey upside down. No, she's getting this little hearty shit and then there's a donkey... Wow. This is even... ...made wood to her.

I don't know. I thought she was dead. People like that. And the donkey was gentle with her too late? Yeah, no, he wasn't jealous. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah.

Is don't get in the same, um, criteria with horses? The quateria. Because, man, I know, imagine they, y'all. That's quadrant and quaterials. Let's just move on. This just move on. Just move on.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gave you softball pitches to your jokes. He just gave you all. That motherfucker's show take about 100 episodes at a time. Them motherfuckers don't even break down the same. They go to commercial break, come back, and be some more motherfucker. Hey, what the fuck happened to Marvin now?

So you flew out here on the airline, huh? Hell, so you had to fly here, huh? How's everything down in Atlanta? One time. That shit cool, man. They paid them residuals on time. Residuals for a talk show. Residuals for TV?

Now, they got fucked no on some TV shit then. You're gonna get fucked over most of the time. TV, you used to be. In this industry, you can get on. It used to be. You get on TV one time. You don't. Yeah.

So you get in there. Now you get on that business a hundred times and still open up. Who fuck? Everybody's gonna eat shit in this building, but it's up to you how much it wins. Yeah, how much shit you can take. Yeah.

Yeah. One of us gotta go and get rich, man. Yeah, I'm trying. Trying to get like y'all. Who the fuck is y'all? You know you rich, bro. You know, you know you motherfucking rich. You don't.

You're a motherfucking life. You can get a bunch of rumors. There's a bunch of rumor but coming one round about your hair, bro. And you've got a little bit of a year. Yeah, you got a different car every day. You borrow what you said, an old school. He borrowed cars from herself.

How many of the old school you got not? Yeah, this is about me. This is my job. This is about jaw. This is about it. When you're going to run? When you're going to drive? Inside be no.

It's not. I know you're in the game in this much shit. So it's modern, it's like a tisler inside. It's like a tisler inside of old caprice. Oh, yeah. You never know who your friends aren't. Y'all came on this motherfucker to foul my taxes. Who are you motherfuckers?

We are happy to you. We are happy to you. Wow. I can watch you get motherfugger's hurt. I can't watch. I was on Instagram. I ain't got any shit on Instagram. Me at work.

Every time I'm on at work. With your shit. With a new car. And a new car. Working. Being out there, motherfucker, with the new. You just said they owe, how they owe it new at the same time. Your old school costs more than our new school.

Niggins, you don't deserve that fucking car. First of all, true. You are fire hazard. True. I used to drive him around. I bet you catch this motherfucker on a Uber school. No, what he do? Your drunk ass, you better not be driving.

I mean, I have, this is nothing. Oh, here you go. I put a lot of, um. Juicing. Cranberry. I ain't bet. Because I knew I was going to be on here at N. You didn't want to get money now.

You've been working all these goddamn shows. Yeah, she ain't getting it. She's opening up for Mary J. Blige Blime. You ain't getting it. You got, you've been to end money. Yeah, that's May 6. I do that show. See?

It's crazy, man. But my most, my most thing is there. Look at your face. Look what you're doing on. Yeah, she blushed, man. I really just open up the State Park Arena, man, in my city. Yeah. Y'all know I'm born a radio.

My whole seat came. No cap comedy to it. No cap. Let's go. You gotta tell me. You can't tell me, you can't. You can't tell me shit right now. Then they had me sign a Wall of Fame.

What opening you know? What opening you know doing shit like that? Talk your shit. Come on, man. Come on, man. It's Faye-up, I don't even know what. For a stand-up queen, I am. Yeah, talk all your shit.

Get it in. Yeah, my coming special, I'm too. I ain't trying to wrap. Let him go. What's your call? My spirit told me it's on tubit right now. My spirit told me. My spirit told me, man.

And the views, it's crazy right now. Oh, so you were up. I told you, but they were here telling me how much money out of the guy. No. That's it ain't thought like that. Y'all. I got a whole other quarter. Cut it out, man.

Yeah. Cut it out, Jack. Must be the money. Cut it out. Jack, you better cut your mic off. Because he helped me. Loz is a hundred. Let me say something. For real, anything.

Come to game, I don't think nobody really just called a nigger, try to tell you how to do these because I came in here blind. Me too. I never want to. Literally. Well, literally. Literally.

Literally. I never wanted to be a comedian or anything. I just needed to cause people were telling me that was funny. So when I was doing this shit, Loz was the first person to come and he said, hey, Erica, you did, you that, you got this, you got that, you got that. You can do all that. And five, put five minutes to each story that,

because you're set. I said, oh, five men I can talk about this, nigga, five minutes time I'm gonna' goddamn kid, five men talking about this job, five, that's it. And he talked, remember that type with an OG coming out, when he first fired, remember that shit forever. It was over.

I had my 30 minutes set, boy. It didn't be on ever since then. Who came in June, man? When you first came in, when you first man, I got you. The first motherfucker, Clayton was to tell you was Tyler and Zoo. Tyler did me, too.

Tyler did me, too. Tyler did me, too. Tyler laid some real ship on his real. Oh, yeah. me, man. A few times. Rest in Pete, Tyler, man. A couple times.

Sherman Golden, Sean Jones, Dick Sean. You remember how you did Sherman Golden? Yeah. Do I remember how I met him? Yep. I was going to show with Sherman Golden, and I couldn't make it. I said, hey man, it's this nickname Carlos. He's funny than the motherfucker, man.

Oh, I definitely benefited from Jack turning down a lot of his shows. He was more qualified. Yeah. That's good. You know what's out running, man. We'd be talking shit about Jack, but Jack always looked out. Mm.

That's good. He did. He did. He did. He did, bro. Back in the day. What did Tyler tell you, yo? You help me calling this school.

Tyler, Tyler used to always. Big Juan, rest in peace, bit wrong. Yeah. Shout out. Big wrong. Man. Yeah, shout out. Big round.

Yeah, that's the gas on all these folks. But Tyler, he was always always. He always telling me shit that was just like, hey, baby, just keep doing what your motherfucking doing, man. Don't worry about nothing. You're good, just to stay in nothing. But then we would see how it's like his style of comedy was, can't nobody even copy it.

Yeah. Because he just had like a whole unique style that was so Tyler. Like that niggins might walk up their motherfucker and they cut the music. He might not say nothing for 20, 30 seconds. And it'd be fun. And then the first thing he'd say might be,

well, God damn. And I just say, like, people be like, man, he can't be up there telling jokes and he that fucked up. Now, the trick is he is, but he ain't. Yeah, he ain't. Right. But he is.

But he ain't. Yeah. Man, but it was just crazy to see, like, when you were talking about putting five minutes set together. And we round these niggas every day and they're going up doing. on two hours.

Damn. After the first hour, niggas already amazed. Like, ain't away from it. This nigga did another one. Right. So it's just like, just being in the atmosphere of seeing how this shit is created. Before they even get to the joke.

You get what I'm saying? Tyler told me some shit, though. When I was on the road, that shit made the most sense, because he said, when you talk about the crowd, because I talked about this lady, she said something about me, and I said something back to him.

I talked about her, like, talked about her face, her teeth, everything. And he was like, you got too personal. And I'm looking at him. Like, I'd seen him tear people apart and he's like, if you watch me, I always keep it, you know, surface. I keep it with what they got on as ugly. I keep it with they stupid than a motherfucker. You dumb his head.

Like, but when you get too personally, you can't never go back to your jokes. Because the crowd turned on you, you know what I'm saying? And then you can't be responsible for how the person react. Because it changed and it opened another door to what the shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

But he's like, if you always keep it then, I was like, damn, that's some shit to like, that shit stick with me to this day. That's true. Tyler told me when I'm about to retire for the military and I'm frustrated because I'm stuck in South Carolina doing laps. Can't get nobody to take me on the road. Man, I'm so freaking desperate to get the hell away from me.

I told him, I said, man, look, you take me on the road with you, let me be your feature, and I pay you my feature, he pulled me away from me about it. He said, motherfucker, don't you never say, go stupid and shit. Why? He said, because one of these motherf are gonna take you up on that. He said, you funny, just keep doing what you doing,

it's gonna come, just be shit like that. Boy, you can let me have it, but he never say don't stupid-ass shit, like, you've been mad, you'm saying. Yeah, because somebody's gonna take that shit like that. I got, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a bunch of, I was so thirsty, I was so hungry, man, like, man, I'm trying to, you know what I'm trying to get, do this shit.

But man, it's just like, we was around Tyler and Zeus so much, it's like, this nigga tell you, Tyler tricked you and they're running a hundred errands with them. Hey, hey, man, you think you could just run me. Then the next thing you know, this nigga is like, it's right down here. You don't went from goddamn way to fucking shambly tuggy to the Riverdale.

To pick up his kids, all that shit. Oh, man, everything. This thing was just so funny to be around them. Well, and he was so querious like me. Yeah. He had a great positive energy man. And he was the last person I interviewed on my podcast talking to Joe.

He was the last person. Yeah. Remember that joke he had about the, uh, going through the drive-thew and the niggins yelling at the speaker. You know who that was? Who? Gabriel Hart. Damn.

Oh, wow. Damn. Video. My favorite Tyler joke is about him and his stuttering brother going to the dog to the dog house. That's mine, bro. It's the funny as shit. He had to tell my hands as shit.

T-to-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T. That nigga he used to do. Because the shit was so funny because his brother really studded. studded like that. Mine was that rodeo sex shit. He said, you get on a bitch back and say, I got cramps. She said, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm ready to ride.

That nigga Tyler said, he had to stop having so much aggressive sex because he passed out. The niggins said he had to put the harness up. So when he passed out, he just broke. Damn, I miss my nigga, man. I remember one time he was on our way to show at FAMU, this nigga had the biggest bag of weed.

Oh, yeah, we were in the car. That nigga had the big bag of weed. We didn't pull it over. This nigga, come out with the biggest, this bitch bag of weed like a baked potato, nigg. This is after we got pulled over. We didn't even know you have this. After we got pulled over, they patted everybody

down and didn't find nothing. No, we had weed, but. Smugging on the way out. We only had a little bit. I think I had tucked mine somewhere in the car somewhere in like a compartment type of shit. He had his shit. Like, his socks was hiding.

He had them high-ass church socks, and he had the, and he put that bitch, man, that she was probably up here by his hip. Man, that nigga is. Because they didn't find that shit. They went past it. I just knew it. Hey, man, we got out of that shit, bro.

A lot of memories, man. We've been doing this shit so long. Man, man, this nigger than been through the craziest comedy and shit. You are like, that is not low. Shit. You had real hair and shit. No beard.

Everything. Yeah. But there was so much shit to do back then when we was doing comedy. It was a spot. It was three, four, five spots a night. Every night. You just had to pick where you wanted to go.

Every night. The slow night would be Saturday and Sunday. But you won't believe me when I tell you this, but this nigga was like we started that day. Before we even started doing comedy, we hit up every spot in the Atlanta metro area. Like, we had a list probably about 100 spots. We would call it.

every one of them and we went there and one there. Most of them didn't do shit no more. Most of them's like, we don't do it no more. Oh, call this person. Oh, we don't, yeah, we're gonna do. Okay, yeah, we do it on this day. Oh, we ain't really a comedy place. We are improv theater.

You want to take less. We was comedians before we ever hit the stage because it took us fucking damn near a month to get on stage just from going up, getting bumped. So that's why motherfuckers be complaining about getting bumped. Yeah, man. That's this type of shit that make the grass. Zoom may I always be bragging about you.

about that too, he said, man, I used to see these two little niggas in the club. He said they had their pad and they're constantly all everywhere, every way y'all go. Man, we had jobs all fucking day, man. We just ran, and that's like, nigga tell you, man, when the comedy shit got for real, man, we ain't said, fuck them jobs. Then you had IKEA fucking brochure with jokes all over the motherfuckers. Oh, no, man. Man.

You got the maps and shit, so all day at work, I just write jokes on the goddamn shit. That's why we were looking at my book. like y'all ain't be serious about this shit yeah y'all go hit one spot a night and get them look they're gonna work two jobs and go get on stage you go do some shit like if I'm out this bitch by nine and I got to be out this bitch by nine I'm trying to go hit if I get out of this bitch by nine I can hit damn anywhere then we're trying to go to the goddamn relapse theater because these motherfucking even if they closed when we come they were open yeah that was supposed to be open that's what I'm saying man it's like me and this

nigga won for me I believe every fucking well Every night. That's crazy. And then, by the writing session. Not only what we're doing, the right section that day in the time for every night. You don't want to do that story. Comedy session, every night.

I don't want to do it. Okay, I'll leave it off. Did. Yeah, I heard you guys. Yeah, I heard that. What did he say? To leave it. No, I do.

That's what I think. To leave love. I was like that too. What is the scene? He didn't make that up. He was dead, man. Yeah, I know. I know what, man.

This is the fun of shit. I have heard, bro. You got a little bit. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Bro, we went to a writing session. And somebody else. You told you, they're fucking, yeah, yeah.

I know. At somebody else. Yeah, that's good. Somebody out. We're young comedian, yeah. We're like, oh, you're a legend. We fuck with you. We sing you on everything.

He ain't come about that house, I'm not. No, I ain't gonna say it. No, I ain't gonna say it. I'm ain't gonna say it. I'm not. I know, man. He don't got to say it. He can tell it without saying the night.

He can tell it without saying the name. He can't say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I know who it is. Right, because I don't want, he said my name. Yo, you, nigger, don't get all this shit

in the world talking about. You're talking about me. Fuck you, d'am. That's how he told. No. Oh, shit. So, Mother, then the move, I know you talk my night.

Everybody know you talk about that. Yeah, so. Yeah. Young comedians. It's great. Yeah. Not even knowing. Right.

Yeah. What about that over? I'm with us. I'm thinking my shit. Yeah, I'm like this shit. I'm like this shit. Ooh, fucking. That ain't right.

You leave it out for it. I know. Yeah. I'm just getting, I'm just saying that point. Yeah, he can't say all that. I'm going to say that part. Man, I look, leave it out for it. You leave it out for it.

Yeah, this is the editing version. Man, I look up this lady and pull it out. Got damn ditto about this long. Whoa. Before I had a handful of crack rock. What do you want to do? Nothing! Hey!

Whoa! Whoa! Hey! I'm out this motherfucker fucking. You're tripping. I'm out. This happened. I want straight-hous-Doh.

I want straight-hazard dog. I want to go. You got to ask after off the camera. They got to come. First of all, immediately on bed, she put it on the table. Right, exactly it's whatever. She was like, like the big joke. What y'all trying to do.

I'm talking about a handful of rocks. Crack rocks. Black rocks. Previously. Previously. A bulk of crack rock. No, no, no, no, no. You leave it out the park.

We weren't all the people that we first got over there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You roasted the shit out of this dude. You kept roasting this dude. It was the other community. I don't even know this nigga do comedy no more, but. Obviously not, the nigga vanished that day.

You never seen him again. I saw the nigger disappeared before my ass. Oh, yeah, man. Like when your boy died. So we get over there, there's two other niggas over there. Wow, I still don't what. So she like, yeah, we'll just kick some. shit, and then, you know, we'll just talk about it.

I'm like, I'm not going to do this shit. So this nigga would like, I could go first. So I just kept saying that shit, the old man. That was the niggins was the lamest shit. And they kept getting funny and funny. Because any time dude, add something, the Losewood would be like, hey, I can go first? He's like, hey, uh, he'd be like, can I use bathroom?

And he's like, hold on, I can I go first. So I did this shit the whole thing. All the whole time, bro. Somehow these niggins leave, and we end up in this situation. This nigga laughing like a motherfucker. Oh, that shit was sad. I was stark, man.

I mean, I was starting. He was laughing, jealous. I didn't think too. I know I'm crying for that rest of that day. You ever time thought like that. Man, die. The dildo stayed on the table. Yes.

Long purple dildo. Yeah, it looked like he had a bone in. It was veins and all. You're fucking. It was, it had, it was, it had, it had lit and hell. When he's clean. It had been huge.

You can tell me to him. It was big huge. He had left for tapping paper on the mother. He had a band. He followed him out to the car. She put her fingers on the window and he rolled her fingers up. Oh! Oh, dear.

He did he do these slam that bitch reverses. I was rolling. I was in the yard, now. That's the last time I didn't fell out in a yard. I told you, bro. I told you, bro. He couldn't get the window of a bathroom. She's like, no, no, no.

No. Oh, no. You see, you know? I told you, that you gave you the spit-up version, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm scared. It's tragic for me to talk about. Yeah, man.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Yeah, damn. You just got an ass. We didn't see some white.

Wow, shit. Oh, you gotta do a house? Oh, yeah. Was it at the club one night. Smallest comedian doing comedy. Smallest nigga doing comedy, bro. Got his ass whooped by a big old bulky nigga. This nigga was yoked.

Yeah. Nigger said something, they was, like, this shit was like a sports bar, right? So the stage was, were like two steps up. Oh, Wesley Chapp. And then they were like, they had, but they had like high-rise bar stools. So it was like, say this the stage.

The people sitting about just a little tad under you, but something they kinda looking up, but this nigga was big. So the nigga was just, he just said something about the lady's shirt and he kept talking. He was like six, six. So the nigga get up, and he was like, that's, you, you, you can,

but the nigga holding the microphone, he already, a little nigger, he holding the microphone every time he gets punched. You can hear that motherfucker in the microphone. I remember the story. And he just wrapped his legs. And he just wrapped his legs. That's all he could do.

The whole time, they fight, you hear the whole fight through the microphone. So you hit, boo, boom, shoo, you're like, And we went up after that. And y'all went up after that. So just so you know, niggins ain't just started getting beat up on stage.

Man, this shit been going on. This shit been happening since day one. Yeah. This has always been an option. Yeah. It's never been, it's never been just safe. I don't know who these people were Another little bubble that protects you by jokes.

Jokes ain't no bubble. You're accountable. I didn't seen more motherfucking comedians knock people out, though, than get hit on stage. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Maybe we're at part of the one. Comedians are some scrappy motherfuckers.

We broke. Most of the time, we broke. And we have mental problems a little bit. We probably need therapy. We probably need therapy, but aesthetic-old therapy. We stand in front of people. No, if you couldn't do the comedy, then you really need some therapy.

The comedy is. It's the only shit that be keeping motherfuckers from really needing somebody to talk to. A lot of comedians that stage the only thing they got. Right. So you're gonna fight harder for the shit. This is the only shit I got, I ain't got, I ain't got, I ain't gonna play. I said, I said, grown men cracker, I ain't gonna be,

I can't get to nobody job at a time. Grown in the ball like a baby cause he bombed. Yeah, you got to. I ain't never did that. I said, grown man cry because he bombed. You gotta do that, you gotta get that off your spirit. And now I've bombed over a good 300 times. You're proud of that shit.

You never cried. Yeah. You cried about bombing? I can't imagine you're crying about bombing. Can't I'm talking about he. First of all, I said, he couldn't follow both people. He couldn't follow both people. Oh.

He tried to follow both people. Both people are getting burnt it down. He'd get up there that bulls and they let him have. He used it back there. Tear-in' up. What? What? I didn't say.

I've seen worse. I've seen motherfuckers bombing, lead a bomb and go straight in the car and go home. Yeah, I don't see that nigga bombing and went out the back, the curtains and shit. Went out that way. You didn't come through the thing and went on home. That bombing shit is, I don't like that, I don't know. It'll make you try to go out the wrong way.

That shit is a devastating feeling. I'm just saying, if you're going to have a good night, you know what I'm saying? Happen to everybody. You have just, well, you know. You're bummed, you can't touch anybody. I ain't never cried, though. No, no.

I didn't cry, but I didn't pray. Once I did this show, like, well, a lot of mesking. They want to stop laughing as shit. And I ain't like that feeling. I ain't get a damn thing. I ain't like that feeling. I said, Lord, I need some Mexican I told him, I said, Lord, can you give me some messenger?

I went home at 324, he gave me a Mexican joke. Damn. I ain't lying. He'll do it. He will do it. You're better to get booed than when they just look at you. When they just look at you like you ain't as human. I'd rather get booed.

Did you just stand at me? Like I'm a zoo at him? That's crazy. That should happen if you end up on the wrong goddamn show. Like if they came to see somebody and you ain't them. Man, girl that Michael Ritter. That's why I'll be like, you like, man, let me open for you.

me open for you. I'm like, you don't want to be around these people that like me. My fans real if it, man. They don't like nothing to nobody but me. Right. That's how they think. Most of the people who fuck with me in a man, I don't go no goddamn well. You come, that's it.

I'm not coming out. That's what I said, though. Everybody had their own, they own niche. You know what? I've seen that with Duval. Duval, fans, they love to fuck our Duval. Man, they've been his fans for 20 years. Yeah, they don't play about that nigga.

Hell no. Yeah. Like, on the No Capito, you know, it don't name all the people that's gonna be on now. Right. And they like, man, we ain't motherfucking come, you ain't gonna be there. Right.

That's how it be. Yeah, I'm gonna do really love you though. And that's what make the shit work because they know everybody bring a different audience. Yeah. It would make me keep on, because I could get a 9 to 5,

but then folks be like, hey man, I listened to you and made me change my life. What the fault did I say? I'm still gonna do the same shit. See, sometimes all they're thinking, to make a motherfucker forget. Not no more. Some real shit.

Yeah, man. One laugh. Yeah. That's it. I might be thinking about offing themselves. You make a mad. Or somebody else.

Yeah. Yeah. Or somebody else. For real, that's true. There's a lot of stories. Like, we ministered to people. There's a lot of stories about folks that was going to do some bullshit that got taught them to go on a comedy club.

Oh me, like me telling me, though. Hey, man, I'm just going to fuck a nigga up. Yeah. They be telling me deep out of yet. I'm going to jig. I'm going to do it life. I ain't on here, none of this. I appreciate it, but you know, I'm cold with that shank.

This one of the, this one of the coldest that we'd be getting up, but the 85 South Show got, be having nicks get back with their baby mom and shit. We didn't got about 22% of black couples who listen to this show. Not just when the kids involved, but we're getting the numbers up.

What's you think is what made them go ahead and make that decision? What you're watching this show? Watching this show, They started back laughing and they remember why they was fucking around in the first place. Wow. Just as simple as that. Yeah. Just to have something in common.

Yeah. What you're mad about, really? Right. Yeah. People will be breaking up for no reason then. That's the question this podcast. Yeah, people have to break up so they can keep hoeing. Sometimes you're fucking around and stay too long. You know you still want to run the streets a little bit. You gotta get the fuck out of it.

Yeah. Why even waste a fucking time? But won't nobody admit it. Yeah. Sometimes you just, you know, like, there ain't nothing really wrong, but shit. But shit, I'm ready to go. Yeah.

Doing some more shit I seen. Yeah. That's it. You know. Come on, settle down. You can't settle down until you've been unsettled first. You got to do your unsettling. You got to be wild.

Before you get settled. Come on. You can't be a settler. You can't be a settler. Because then you're going to have to settle up. You got to go to leave because it's hard. You all fuck around and pay the settlement. Side, side motherfuckers can't get a dream.

Well, you better go. Hey, hey. Side holes, not, they're not what they used to be. They're not respectful. They don't know that they didn't even work. You might as well stay at home and fuck with the motherfucker who know how you like your eggs and shit. Mm.

Mm. I didn't know what about that shit. What you think was been the gap in what not in the, in the riff of the side holes and changing and stuff and why they don't know their place. What happened? Instagram. Social media.

Social media. But it's even bigger than that. You gotta keep in mind now. Women look better than they have ever looked in the history. Of the world. Of the world. All grandmamas is true.

But these grandmas is now? No, you can't say that. This is true. Your grandma had a run too. No, but she ain't end off the way these girls ended up now. They got more option. They got more. You want to see what bitches look like in the past?

See, this is the fucked up. Look old. Look at what used to be. She only knew his grandma when she was his grandma. Yeah. No, my grandma always been old. Like, I turned 40 years old, though, next month. My grandmother looked the same.

She looked 40 years ago. But that's the thing about it. You ain't get to see her 40 years before that. No, she didn't see that. Yeah, exactly. When she had her run, she didn't look like your grandma, yeah. Being your grandma made her look like that.

Oh, teachers. Teachers, teachers are difficult. No, teachers, you should not. I'd be fine. And I was doing it. These teachers be poking, they'd be swinging. You can't have all that ads. Yes, you can.

T.J.B.C. Watch how much them kids learn. Well, them kids ain't gonna know shit. Them kids gonna know more things than you think. And they're gonna tell it. Who the hell is telling it? It ain't them telling. Someone I'm doing.

Somebody just got caught a day. Come on. On Ball Alert, they had, it was a chick from South Carolina was having misappropriations with students. Teachers always been school and students, but back in there, nobody telling it. Now they tell it.

And how they pick the students? Who are you mad at? Who are you mad at? What's wrong with you? They should be mad at the teacher for fucking them kids. You got the wrong impression. But you don't make it. I ain't say it right.

I ain't say it right. I ain't say it right. I don't understand the mentality of the kid. Who go tell it? You know who go tell it? I did, because they fired him. They fired. Somebody.

Or the other teacher for her in the corner know you fucking that little one. Either one, you're not going to keep your mouth shut when you get some push. That's something. You have something. Well, if you see something, because that's what the kids are gonna do.

You can't let that ride, man. Yeah, you can't let that ride, man. Not knowing she's fucking on a little bit of that. I'm not saying that there's right. The mentality is different now. Man, these teachers... I had a partner, he was school and teacher all through school with anybody never knows.

You did? No, I didn't, actually. I learned after. Well, that's the thing about it, bro. He's good. He's good. It ain't... I was...

He was happy to be getting that grown pussy. What I'm saying is, it's free to every industry. That shit is not right. It does not make it right. It is not right. We can't condone it because we're putting this on a public platform. Oh, oh.

So anything that we say that even may lean to the wrong opinion, it's too late. We just already have too much. We're already. It's hard. All we can do is acknowledge and just keep it pushing. So far. Right.

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How are you? We'll get to it, man, you know. Let's get it. Let's get it. Man, it was just one of them things that we felt like needed to happen. No, it's, hey. So, so, so, like, what was the conversation

to make y'all come up with? The inception. You know what? It's really quite simple around here. We try to keep it real simple. We see, let everybody do what they do that. Anytime we in here around each other, we always running some ideas around,

but not the only difference is, now we got enough motherfuckers that can follow through with them. Yeah, okay. Let's go. What I'm saying? That's dope that y'all just took the time out of y'all schedule, be like, hey, man,

let's do this for the city. Let's put these other, it was a black, it was a platform. It's people that need to be seen. Yeah, use your platform. And you're the perfect host for that. There's people that need to be seen, you know what I mean? Yeah, that was dope.

We gotta have, got down, you know, it's gotta be everybody already do this, so it's not hard. It's not hard. It's just putting people in an arena where they already winning. Yeah, but see. Everybody that's on there was supposed to be there.

Yeah, but you didn't create it such more of a bigger demand for your stand-up at this point. Because they've been seeing you everywhere, people know you're a comedian. And now it's like your fan base has grown so much. It's like they gotta see you at the shit that you really do. Hey man, this is just one of the things we do,

you know what I know, so. Like, hosting, and it's good to be back to it. Because that's, you know, that was one of my favorite things to do in the city was, you know, you host, you know, You know, you host a room. You host a room now. You know what I'm saying? Everybody, then.

That was really to dabbing with that shit. I really felt like that was, no, everybody find their little niche. I felt like when we were doing all the rooms and shit, motherfucker who didn't mind hosting could always find a way to be on the show. You get what I'm saying? Like, you know, a lot of people don't host.

They don't want to host. Yeah. But hosting is really what opened us up to a lot of rooms. You got to do more joints. A motherfucker ain't gonna make every show. Somebody got a host. It opens up to a lot of rooms and jokes, new jokes. Yeah.

Yeah. And they help you with your deliverance, all of it. And then that lead to hosting. Yeah. And then you're having a compass on the train. You got no business in the fucking hosting as a comedian. Yeah. You can create so much better when you're hosting a room.

You do. And you come up with them jokes and shit. Then they teach you how to retaliate fade. You know your combat. Yeah. All that. We're hosting, so I love comedy, though. So we're back to that?

I really love comedy. We know. You're better. Everybody, don't turn on us now. Don't turn on us now. No, no. Actually, it do. It really do, because it's such a guilt.

Let me tell you something. Because at first, I was just doing it because folks stand out were funny. So I was just doing it just redoing it. I was still working. Now you believe you funny. See, it's different now. It's a different now.

So you ain't believe in you? I believe in me. I've seen it. I knew. it was bigger than me but I still just went like I see other folk like I see folks know

a lot of folks I've been around they know other folk comedian sex they know who would this comedy in 19 40s? That shit don't mean shit I'm just saying I went into it like

they I don't mean I can tell some jokes and be funny and that's just fan behavior we all fans of comedy too that's the trick like when you gotta stay a fan

of the shit a lot of motherfuckers hate to see somebody else be good at this. Because if we all, like, especially on the black side, everybody felt like, oh, it can't be but one. Why? First of all, I ripped that motherfucker.

Yeah, but how was the show? Man, if everybody ain't good, that fucks up this whole thing. I want the whole show to be fun. Stop putting motherfuckers and ain't. Put the motherfuckers on the show, let the funny people win, let the people that need to build up to be funny, let them do their part.

But look, man, if this shit does not look good on a night when people go out because motherfuckers is walking through their shit, are they not, you know what I'm saying, performing their joke, hit your shit. And that's, you know what I'm saying? That's what we were trying to get. That's what we wanted to capture.

We wanted to capture that feeling of vibe, like everybody going up. Yeah, kids, and they saw eight motherfuckers and they only like one. Right, that's crazy. Nigger, that ain't no good night. Right. I want to be on the show the night

that everybody was funny so they could be like, them the niggas. Yeah, right. All them niggins are funny. All them niggins funny. All that they had the real, The real niggas was in there. Yeah.

Don't talk about. I like that. Yeah. When they leave that motherfucker and they like everybody, that's the show. Yeah, that's the show. When everybody did their thing? Everybody hit your shit.

Everybody try to go get it and don't worry about somebody's sitting there. Oh, they ripped it. We used to ride the wave. That's what motherfuckers taught you earlier. You could ride a wave. A wave is very evil. If somebody gets it up there,

that does not mean that acknowledge what they did. did and then do your shit and try to take it higher or where it was or keep, it's already there. You see the energy in the room, you know it. Come on, man. Yeah, that's right. I'm holding in Erika room one night.

It was, this shit, the energy was, you get the projects. Yeah. And the energy was crazy and shit. They're walking in there, and she just, she said something about this niggins. She said, look at that big boot-ass nigger with these tight-ha-pants-haired shit.

I immediately died as I'm walking through the And I sat out and I started talking about me girls. She's like, hey, that big-booty niggas got a girl now. I'm like, hold, I'm the big-duty. I thought my gym is loose. Jay, you didn't be saying the most awful. This is a true story. No, that's a true story.

I'm laughing. I'm laughing. You got a bad. Hey. Cause you know your booty is. Your booty is thinking for him. Hey, thank you. No, no.

That's, I don't know if that's a good thing. My Jake, I've been saying this too. You're a blushing in there now. No, a nigga. Oh, no, no, that's not a good. It's not a couple of me. No, not a ass, nigga. You're not an ass girl.

Yeah. Yeah. No, no, but look, no. That's what I'm saying, though. You're not an ass girl. What you mean? What you mean? What you mean?

Hey, stay out, I'm a conversation. Stay out of the bitch told me that. I'm a ass girl. I don't know what they're talking about right there. What did that mean? Jack, why didn't you say that? No, you said it.

No, you said it. You started all this shit. No, no. Yeah, I'm like her. I thought she liked the nigga she was talking to, too. No, I just said you had a big-haired booty like you're thinking for. I was like, he tipped, tick, tick, thick, tick. You know what I appreciate that.

No, you should like that, nigger. I told you, boy, whatever you had in that cup, you see how you're talking now? No, he starts with him on some booty, like I asked me if I was on my booty girl. Hey, girl. Hey, I'm fucking nah, dick, my fucking ass. All right. I ain't gonna say I ain't know what just went down before, but it ain't nothing. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That cup. That cup. That cup. You got a lot, man. Jack, don't get excited. We're not about to go there, man.

Okay. Every time you come here. Got you. You're talking. I ain't like she. You never went down. But you went down there and then. No, hell no.

We're not going to do that. Don't. Don't. Don't. She ain't. She ain't just stop. You go down there and look. Jack, we don't you, man.

You were gazing, you were staring. No, yeah, let me say you. No, don't, stop. No, I have to send my night. Thick niggas, all you can eat, all you can eat. I got to get my name, thick, thick. First of all, what happy was. Damn.

They're gonna do it anyway. No, I have to clear my name because y'all have a million people looking at this. I have to clip my name. So I don't want nobody just think I'm just a regular like, little egg, eat like, ugh. What a take? I know what is this is what I say no it don't take like grocery how can one be

down but um this is what happened you know how when um people say y'all y'all men got like a gooch no stop skin breed no the skin breed that's the wrong way the skin breath right so I was like it I was going to go right so I don't like it's going to leave that joke yeah I'm just going to that line on that line because you know how women have Oh, we're gonna get canceled. You got to stop right here. You got to walk the line. Oh, God.

We really need your business. We can't talk about that. We can't talk about it, bro. We're sponsored by Gerber. Okay. Spice about Gerber. Make sure you eat Gerber baby food. I appreciate you.

Yeah, don't say like a girl's, you don't say like a bad food. What is wrong with y'all, man? Y'all are so comfortable with getting on public forms and telling people what you are due to? What is wrong with y'all? You want everybody in the world to know this. Oh, I smoke.

I'm trying to explain my life. That's a Democrat. You did what you did. No, you did what you did. No, I was trying to just say it was like, I went down and it was like, they kept schooling or something she, the niggins. They were doing what?

What, the niggins. He was schooled. He was schooled. He was scooting away or scooting towards you? Schooling towards you. Oh, you were doing it good. Yeah. Yeah, and I went too far.

I know what you're talking about. Hey man, y'all just going to make nothing. Let's go make nothing. Let's do it. Jack, you're too excited, man. Jack, you're gonna like a pretty. You gotta stop. You gotta relax, man.

Okay. This made them fell off the bed. They made them scoot it all to the wall. That thing scrunched up against the headboard. I am turned on. Yeah, that's the problem, Jack. That's the motherfucking problem. It felt like the butterfly is grasswood.

You got that pony tail, too? And he would scream through that. Oh, he didn't scream, okay. All right. Hey, you know less of the nigger, but you were helping them out. Hey, man, it's very real that I'm the most normal motherfucker on this show, but.

Oh, man. Y'all's some very sick individuals. No, that's. You're gonna have to wrap this up. You know what's gonna happen to you don't know? If you don't, if you keep this frame of mind right here, both of y'all, all of y'all, all of you. This is what's gonna happen to you.

You're gonna be on your death bed and you're like, damn, man, I should have got my ass hate. Jack. That's all, man. No, no longer welcome here. That is a bucket list. I think, Jack, we're gonna revoke your VIP, bro. We keep, and it always, this is what always make it.

I don't want you to live your life. Y'all nigga's successful now. It ain't nothing that you do. How you think we got here? Plan it safe. By not doing that shit you're talking about, Jack. Just because you've been manipulated, don't mean you're about to talk us into it.

Manipal. Your manhood has been compromised. Whoa. Yeah. Because I could tell, because you got too excited excited when she said what she said. You was giving all predative virus, Jack. You wanted to scoop.

Yeah, he was, yeah. You started singing and everything. Yeah. If she would have kept going, the whole bitch would have jumped out of you. Do me next, Erica. Do me, baby. See? Come on.

I knew it. Yeah. Deep down in your spirit, Jack. That's what I like. But I know that you're going to be okay, because you got a praying grandmother. Come on now. Gospel sex symbol, baby.

What does that mean to you? Oh, that means that you could be promiscuous and still go to heaven, you know? That's probably one of the ways that you're not gonna get in there. Okay, all the shit you do. You're gonna throw a rock. No, I'm not throwing no rocks that you don't say.

I was leading into, I was leading into unless you ask for forgiveness and repent. Don't just let it, pal up. Yeah. I mean, I'm in the ass each, you gotta have it. Wait a minute, don't go back to this, Marvin. We were, so we were walking out. You see how I walked Jesus, sitting in this, period.

I tried to find how you get the hell, I want to go to heaven. I was trying to find out. Oh, you probably ain't gone. You probably ain't gone. If you got to ask, you ain't going. It ain't my hell to put you. I ain't got no heaven to put you in and put you out of

and no hell to put you in. Okay, that's the old thing right there. Exactly. We grew around some old ass folks. I could tell you did. I'm talking about old folks. I'm talking about old folks. Everybody old.

It was some days where it seemed like everybody I saw was old. Like when everybody was at work, it was just old folks and kids. My best friend, my job, I was in Mississippi. You're up to think about as an adult. All the shit that we grew up with and we just, we didn't have to. Like being hot in the summer. Yeah. But they ain't bought us, though.

But being hot. Man. No, I still feel bad about a lot of them. How long they had to prepare for them. They had to prepare for the summer. Why in the fuck is we hot? My dad, you say, whoever turned that damn agon before three o'clock p.m.,

he gonna put his foot in their act. Okay, now, we've grown now. How high could that fucking light bill have possibly been? Go back and look in them drawers and find one of them like, that light bill wasn't but fucking $48. We was hot all summer over 40,

48 fucking dollars. Man, I can look back at how much, how poor we were and I just get fucking mad. You could have fucking eight. All the times that we went without for fucking what. Yeah. Hey, that shit did traumatize me, bro. I'm traumatized.

Come on, my life bill right now, $72. Bro, I'm definitely afraid of being poor again. Yeah, it's a fear. I am so afraid of being poor again. It's a fear, but you can't let it have it because you gotta realize that shit costs, what the fuck it costs. you know what I'm saying like and you spend more money being broke my ass

that's the part that irritates me buying the cheap shit is gonna fuck you up because it's gonna fuck up again sooner than it would have fucked up if you would have that's the shit that that's the trauma that I cannot shake yeah being big could be raised around all these broke-ass hammers anyone just in the house is in the shit that we just saw that just became so regular right yeah I got a lot of ice now. A lot of ice. We didn't have much ice when I was going up. Why not? We just, we had them, them trays and shit. And it seemed like every time you wanted some ice it wasn't.

It wasn't nothing. It wasn't. I got so much ice. I got my dad, a shirt, school. Yeah, because as soon as the ice was ready, it was gone. You had to wear your daddy work shirt to school. Yeah, yeah. Took that shit up at the bottom, ripped the coming and patch off, but if it had been on there so long, you can see where we want.

You can see the word. I raised my hand, be like, go ahead, a little Westin House. Bitch doesn't name me those goddamn Westin' house? God damn, man. You know, yeah. Sit me to school with my dad. The worst shit. You're going to wear this shirt.

It's crazy. It's a bunch. It's a dick. It's a dick. Damn. But that five on the show, jamming on the one. Yeah. All right.

Way to bring it back, Jack. Yeah, yeah. We didn't bring it back, Jack. Oh, you were saying all in the same thing. Yeah. You took this around the world. Oh, yeah. Give me one.

Don't leave him, hey. You know he can't see where you fuck you're at. He was feeling for him. Yeah. He's trying to build us up. Huh? I didn't know how to jump that. Because he ain't a crowd.

Oh, you're going to see Marvin Hunt on that. You're going to see Clayton English on there. Hosting that shit. You're going to see Erica Dudges on that. You're going to see Jack Thrill on that. You're going to see him, but he might not. Hey, I had to stand by the stage just so I got them. Yeah.

Man, we're going to get you a seat. You know, man. We know what you're trying to be. You know what you're going to be good, man. be good, man. He ain't get no stick, though. Get you a barcode scanner. Yeah, yeah.

Let's get me a, give me a bad bitch, you walk me to the stage, bro. Shit, if you can't see it anyway, how we gotta do is tell is she bad. We can be angry. I don't want nobody telling me she bad and whatnot in this shit. The video comes out, she's looking crazy. You ain't gonna see it? And in life, people gonna see it. Oh, Jack, you too picky, bro.

You really got an advantage. You really got an advantage. We were just talking about. You really got an advantage. When you can't see it. Because he ain't got a said. That's real a big or bad. But what I'm saying is, you don't have to see her.

You can just tell your mind that she's beautiful. That she's back. What I don't want people be talking shit like that's my girl. Fuck what people think. You still give a fuck about what people think. Well, it don't have to be that way and I'm on a good production like this. Hey, man.

You got no money to get people back to it. I'm saying to you is, in your situation, if we can find somebody that agrees to these terms, she automatically qualified. She would be qualified as a bad bitch. She would do some shit that the regular wooden wooden. Yeah. Whichie.

Walk your blind asses to and through. So are we putting out an APB now for women to walk me into the stage? Can we do that right now? We're looking for bad businesses to walk me to the stage. Man, we're looking for any bitch that will walk people to the stage. Can you just talking about to the stage?

Yeah. I was talking about a full-time person. She wanted to walk into the bathroom and everything. 100%, 100%, yeah. To the gym, I need help walk into the gym. So, Clay, since you was hosting the show, so what was the most exciting part of it, like? Oh, just how packed we had it, man,

and just that feeling and that little vibe. It felt like something special. It felt like everybody was, you know what I'm saying? Like, felt like them things you hear about when you watch them documentaries, when you hear about the whole love town, when you hear about it. You know what I'm saying?

You hear about the fat, too busy. You hear about, I just love that all the, all the comedians. Oh, we was deep. Yeah, every comedian. We had some celebrities for all do. You know, I guess we'll say that for the day. A lot to get on legend.

Just Ti-I came to. Yep. T-Pain fell do. Yeah. With the proof. Stephen Jackson came through. Yeah, yeah. Stack five.

Yeah. Yeah. T-Pain. Yeah. You're playing twice for T-Pain. Yeah, he said T-Pin. Four hours. New Face will do that.

New Face will do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right, baby. It was crazy. No, it really looked like the footage looked crazy. That shit was crazy.

It was crazy. It was, uh, probably, yeah. Oh, yeah. With no, no, no drama. We don't do drama. Oh, nothing. What's your social media? Get at me at Comedian Marvin H1.

That's Comedian Marvin H1 on Instagram and Hunter on TikTok and Margaret Hunter fan page on Facebook. That's with me. Yeah. You already know at Clayton English, right? I'm at Erica Duchess. That's E-R-I-C-A-D-U-C-H-E-S, at Erica Duchess. And also, make sure you download to me for my special My Spirit Toad me.

Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to Cray Barn, Vucan, Entertainment, shout out to Ha-Haw Mafia. Shout out to Rich Bell. Yeah, yeah. D, 16-N-A-V-V-E-V-E-6-4-B-A. Jack Thriller Legend and Jack Thriller Forever.

And, you know, Chad gonna get my regular Jack Thriller page back at Jack Thriller. Chad's gonna get that shit back for me. Okay. I appreciate that. What you got coming up? Man, yo, I got five on it coming up. I got wilding out, coming up and whatnot.

We just got finished that. That's every Tuesday, make sure you're watching the show. And we're about to start a new show, new, New interview show, man, for all independent artists and all, there's people from different walks of life, whatever, you know what I'm saying, the New Jack Thriller City. New Jack Thriller City, man.

Oh, 85, shout out of eight five. You're gonna put those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bet. Yeah, what I'm gonna say. I like how Jack had on, yeah, we talk like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Catch up, catch up and catch out. Well, there you have it, folks. Five on it. Coming to the app. Shit, probably now. Is it on after this? Drop that shit after this. 85 South Show.

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