The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Charleston South Carolina Roast Session W DCYoungFly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 177

Episode Date: April 5, 2019

Get Tickets To The Next Live Show in Denver! https://www.altitudetickets.com/event... The next generation of comedy legends, Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly, and Chico Bean take the live show back on the road and make a hilarious stop in Charleston, South Carolina. On this special episode, the whole crowd gets roasted - from the girl that looks like the the girl from US to the man that looks like The Hamburgalur - a roast session breaks out early. Plus Chico Bean makes a brand new live track "Cuse Me" while walking the crowd. The crew goes down memory lane and remembers one of the scariest movies of all time, "Candyman" and recreate one of the scariest things that can happen in real life - getting pulled over by the police. Karlous then tells the story of getting pulled over in Indiana with Chico Bean. During the show, word of Nipsey Hussle's passing reaches the stage and the crew addresses the loss. Then with Lil NAs X tearing up the charts, the squad makes a brand new country song and gets all of Charleston to join in! #85southshow #karlousmiller #dcyoungfly #chicobean KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ GET 85 SOUTH SHOW MERCH: https://www.85southshow.com/live GET 85 SOUTH SHOW LIVE TICKETS!: https://www.85southshow.com/live Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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People Green, D.C.O.5, and Kronos Miller! Oh! Thank you. It was a ending! Oh! Oh! What's the ending? Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! I said, Charleston. We are in the beach. Oh! What's any man? Oh,

so I'm talking to shit. I said, Charles, We're up in D-Vee, E.V. It be the 85 sound show. Talk. Hey, oh, Kyle. We and Charleston. My name is Sheikolina.

I'm not. Come. This is Charleston. Hey! Oh. Oh. Charleston. Charleston.

Motherbuck is in your back with your lady. Mademakers in the back, oh, it's so lady And what's me over there, we're so we go Stayed that shit again, bro All the motherfuckers in the back, oh, it's so lady Lady, lady, Motherbuckus is in new back, we're so lady, lady, lady

like me over the hell, we're doing on, it's the place right. Look like a helmet Hey no Hey no I know I said the 80 miles out show of an image I say we're up in your son

And I said I'm not a rookie This the home of Gucci So I'm looking for a boogie Yeah That's a big fan ass Before I came I took a Gucci Sleash clad Yeah

And none of these niggas is flam Yeah This is an ice place I grew up Eastbound I feel like a pass Yeah you know

We play the children Do we got Big Titties in the building Hey Tilly's in the building In the building In the city

in the building Titty in the building We got a titty in the building. That's a big titty in the building right now But when that's a nigger those Says you a nigger bros With a bee cup

With a bee cups With a bee cups With a bee cups With a be cups Big big big cup With a big cups Big big cup Becub

He got his own kid, yeah, dang. He got his own kid and daddy. What's up? Joseph. They ain't gonna do shit. Someone to pop off, you know he ain't gonna do this shit. He's gonna do it. Yeah, hey, guys, cut it out!

Cut it out! Yeah, they fight. They wouldn't look like. They wouldn't look like. This shit set up like a mega church. like a mega church nigger I'm still like this shit is big

as a motherfucker I just want to do some chameleon right now look at him they get an import security in this bitch yeah yeah you'll see you right now

that that figure is he happened to be in work come here let me be a ticket yeah he's on it east on it yeah

I know what that is there y'all wait Right now. I'm gonna be right back, back, right now. That old nigger, pinch the shit at you. Quit heckin' up. And tell your mama I pached you too. Chuck, how y'all doing, man?

Oh, that's not enough. This is an 85 song show. We in Cheltzell. What the fuck is going on? What are? Oh, oh, I like that shit. What's like, man? What you over there playing?

Girl, you're up here. Long guy, a motherfucker. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You've been able to sit your long hands down. This bitch looked like the mascot for green bits. Oh! No!

It's okay. Y'all see us? Shit. It's been doing like the girl in our gloves. Us. Oh, he's going to say. What I'm talking. Miss.

Kiss me. D. This is your sound like This is your sound like I'm like What about a time? They were a girl They were a girl I'm like

You need to drink some water, bitch I'm like She must have swallowed the cigarette, nigger that Who? Hey! And what's a part of time? They was a girl

And no better fit fucking with kids The lights are on in the motherfucker White people, what that mean? I think that's he ass, fuck wrong with you. The cutt the lights on all sneaky and shit, nigga, with that shit hot, they were up. What we got in here tonight? Let me see who we got in here the night.

Look, the niggas got nervous and stuff. You heard that shit, niggas. Oh, these niggas. These niggas. Hey, bro. Niggas about to get small in a motherfucker in this bit. Niggins said who we got here that night. Like, yep, that's time to go.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Hold up, hold up. Niggins start dug it down, uh-huh, big guy. You can't duck down, no neck, I see you. Look, that nigga, hell, that's you right now. That's your girlfriend, right now.

You're a liar. You're a lie. You're a lie. He already had a lie against my cousin right there. Who, fuck who? How do you get this dog? That's her cousin. She's white. I want to know who fuck who in his family. How did he get this dog?

Fuck y'all. That's a good question. I know what the fuck I said, y'all niggas just listening too hard. Ooh, shut out. Figure that shit out. I'm trying to figure out who, who black? Your mom's white and your dad are black. And your daddy came and fucked it up.

That's what I'm talking about. Ah. Hey, bro, you mixed. That whole family up. Bro, you got cheated in your mix. That nigger mixed, but he's 80% nigger. You would never think. You know what I'm saying?

You'll never make it. make it who we got over here we got some people over here we got some people over here my man what's up with you gee this thing right here god damn what's your name jy troy true this nigger named troy that's your lady right there troy that's the day fat niggas got the money man that's what the real dope bill is in your hood is you got at least one big fat niggins it got all a dope it's troy i guarantee i got all a dope man what you do for 11 troy Huh? Shut up.

You don't know, Troy. I told you, bitch. Shut your ass up. See? Always a hate bitch somewhere. What you say you do? Hey, the old niggas. Who shall it do?

You say you work in Volvo? What should do in Volvo? I said, listen, y'all, I said, what you do in Volvo? That nigga, what the fuck I do over there? My name is on the bitch. That's a probation, Nick. Troy, you drive truck, don't it? All bicknigas do, lazy shit.

Sit down. What you do? What you do? I got a truck. That is, the real shit. Bad dudes always do get all the women. They keep that little towel on their shoulder. Battings, keep that white towel on their shoulder.

They don't never fall off. It's like the motherfucker out here. Bitnig be having them sweat wards. I'm sweating. I see bit bitting a white man. The whole ass, it comes straight to her feet. Here you. Yep.

Yeah Shout out to all the women who put that powder on their tits Up under the bottom You better let a nigger know before you suck that titty, name It looked like you been eating funnel cake That it looked like I was eating cocaine, my lips were white Funnel cake mouth having an ass nigger Don't let the sand go down there

That's a man, motherfucker I think this is like you eat cocaine I don't think these motherfuckers I think they think it's a game, man. We got to come see who I've been here, man. Fuck, this 85-hour show. Yeah. You been to go to the baby?

Boy, you know we see you in that pink and that baby blue. Oh, we got future. That nigger looked like he's about to go to a baby shower revealed. He don't know what they're having. That niggily is like a man against ass caught candy. I'm in the crowd with it. This is a big-ass arena. Yes, it is.

We got future right here, future. Everybody up in this bitch. Stay-A-go-food. We in it big. Look at future. Look at my gay friend. What's up? Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

You know, he has a great son. Nigger drinking the beer from that gas station. This thing got a gas station bull wazzy. He bought this bitch. Why you in this bitch? He right. This thing bought a gas station bulwaze in his pocket in this motherfucker. Real nigger.

Oh. Tie it up. Look at all the people. Look, skew. Scoot. Yeah. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Scuba. Excuse me. They got a guy. Get out. Excuse me. Kid me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm moving through the motherfucking crowd. I hold my niggas and he going to get loud.

Because I say, excuse me. Hey. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, look at this nigger right here.

Got the gas station beer. Yeah. You know it's on. The nigga got the big bird slack zone. Yeah, we keep it moving. That nigga played golf every Tuesday. You know that I am proving. Hey, I'm Chico Bean.

And you know what they do. Hey, D.C. It's a nigga right here with tithes, too. Hey, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me! Excuse me! Scoo me! Scoo me!

Scoo me! Scoo me. Check your pockets, Chico! Hey! How you doing? Where that witchin, nigga? You gotta be safe out there. Check your pocket.

I am. I'm checking my pockets. I'm out here. Damn, now I gotta get back out this bitch. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. What you fucking grow up with this d'ig? Excuse me. Hey.

Boy, that's an half a mile. How you doing, baby? With the gap in your mouth. Digger just might want to come to your house. Hey. Yeah. Because I know you'll make me shout. You probably get on the dig and go like the girl from us.

And I know you get the digger, you're going to make your bus. Yeah. You already know it's the jour. You got this baseball cap like you at the Millennium Tour. Baby, you in? You in? Oh, excuse me. Fucker line.

They did it with a break. Skew me. Skew me. Skew me. Skew me. Skew me. Skew me. Skew me.

Skiu me. Skiu me. Skiu me. Skiu me. Skiu me. Skiu me. It's cute. Hey, man.

It's cute. It's gone. Why you think. Why you think so. Fuck y'all, you know, keep the hell of my two other shit up, so you can't laugh, so you can't wait it, oh boy, I made it. Amen. Fuck y'all.

Amen, put that shit down. There's some war with niggas. Can't wait for a nigga to fuck up so you can laugh. I made it. Amen. Amen. You got everything. Take your finance.

I mean, you sound like a monster I love this shit right, hell boy I love this killer music Oh shit Who else you saw out there, bro Man, there's a lot of motherfuckers in Charleston Hold up, bro, you ain't even see this lady Who? This lady right here

Hand for her head, blonde the other hand, black She don't know who the fuck she wanted to be This bitch in here looking like One of the one of the one hundred and one of the one hundred and one Dalmatians. Corolla DeVille. It's all type of... Hey man, I gotta ask a question, Loz.

What happened? I'm up here with my brothers. It's been a minute since we've been doing one of these a lot of shit that happened. Real quick question for Charleston. You know, there's some real niggas in here. I can tell. You can tell.

Because the nigga got yellow slacks on. Only real niggas wear yellow slacks. You better quit fucking with that, OG. That'd be the type of nigger fucking your auntie. Shit. He can have a little. You don't even know he fucking y' unto you look outside and see that square body Lincoln. Yeah, yes, it's Deborah home. Tell her Lorenzo's outside.

Lorenzo, Lorenzo. A real quick question, Charleston, I got to ask y'all, man, since a lot of the shit that died down. Who in Charleston ain't listening to R. Kelly no more? This niggins is still listening? Like you answered absurd questions. up. AJ number the number? He wasn't talking about you, bitch.

I'm saying, this is the thing, I respect that. Because we live in a time where, you know, being yourself is shunned upon now because everybody can get their opinion publicly and privately at the same time. You can have a motherfucker telling you you ain't shit with a private page and you don't even see who it is talking to you. Right, right. But the thing, the thing,

I just don't understand how people act like they didn't know R. Kelly was a sick motherfucker. motherfucker. We seen the tape. Like we seen them. I didn't see the tape. To that day. I ain't see it. They said it with him. It was all on the face. I ain't seen it. And this is the thing. I'm going to ask y'all a question, Charleston.

The age ain't nothing but a number come out before I believe I can fly? Yes, it did. Yet I still sung I believe I can fly at my elementary school graduation. So who the fuck was responsible for that? Who let the kids sing the song written by a pedophile while they're on their way to the sixth grade? In the church. In the church.

I believe I could fly in the church. In the church. In the church. I believe. I said, oh, I believe. See? Rkelly only said one thing that I believe. What's that?

When that nigga said, they said, I hogged at somebody. Oh, you are a whole time people. That lets you know. And we ain't defending that nigger. You know what I'm saying? That ain't defending that nigger. That's when every, Every nigger heard that, they were like, he didn't do that part, that part, that part, he's innocent of that part.

That thing was dead-ass-in'all that whole time. That nigga was mad as of my niggins that, man, y'all are killing me with this shit. They're lying on me. I'm like, nah, I don't know. I didn't give up on all this shit. That was why I started for people, I don't know. This one I gave up, when Arkeller went to court the last time and the bitches went to court, weird him out like, bitch, he had trouble for fucking with you.

But if she dare to tell them that, that's a lie. But that's the thing, like, I'm not going to be one of the people that act, like, I never defended the shit that R. Kelly. I don't know that nigger. You know what I mean? I don't have no desire to know that nigger, but he make music. He make music that was allowed to influence my life before I even had control over my life. So now you expect me to stop listening to the shit because Lifetime made a documentary, nigger. Don't make no sense. I didn't know Lifetime had that much power in the black community. lifetime need to make a documentary about slavery niggins what happened fly i burnt but i was agreeing with you like oh i didn't even notice that was smoothed in the motherfucking name hey man burt more often bro they canceling everybody they canceling everybody man they can't get canceled man you got to walk like man you can't get counsel man you got to walk like i'm not gonna sit up here and lie to y'all about me listening to r kelly because if i lie to my people that would make me justy smollett niggie That's what that would make me.

Bro, how that happened, bro? You get cases, and then that shit drop like everybody to go. Like, everybody, like, all right, fuck it. It's just like, fucking. I don't know. I have no idea. My case ain't get like fucking. Mine neither.

They were on me. They were like, somebody got to get in here. Cases said, fuck it even. It's a nigga ain't here right now scared to go to court tomorrow. This might be his last arrive, like shit. We're going to go to this show. I knew dude with lying, though. How you know it was lying?

Because I'm a detective. How? How? I know. Talk your shit. No shit. Soon as the niggie said, they threw the bleach on them. That's when I stopped believing my story.

Nick, Chicago cold in the motherfucker. My first question was, how the bleach ain't free. Good question. There, you know how I knew it? I ain't believe it. They said it was 30 below zero in Chicago that day. This nigga said he was walking to get a subway sandwich. I wouldn't walk to get a subway sandwich on the nicest day of spring.

I let alone when it's 30 below. He was looking for a foot long. I don't know if it was some sub with him. By me being a screen nigga, I just stayed out of that motherfucker bitch and shit. If it happened, it happened. If it didn't, it didn't. And now we just realize it there. I don't know what the fuck on. I don't either.

That's the thing, man. You just got to pay attention to your own life. Pay attention to the shit that means something to you. Stop worrying about people who ain't ever mad and don't know. I mean, oh, you know, they, they know this fucking me. Why was they mad at you? Because the other day when the shit came out, they said, Cardi B was drugging niggas and robbing them. And I was like, so?

Right. Right. Nigger, if you out buying pussy at 4 o'clock in the morning, you signed up for that shit. Yeah? Every nigga has a real. If you went in there and you buying some pussy and you get robbed, nigga, that's a real.

Hey, you know what that is? You're in sleep with all your shit on the dresser. You're stupid. Right. You can't be mad that you got tricked being a trick. Nigel you was tricking and got tricked. That's on you. You can't even go to sleep at your house first.

Fuck that. You gotta go to sleep for I go to sleep. Niggins that sleep like major pain. There's a lot of women out here stealing dick. Won't nobody talk about it? Talk that shit, though? Man, a lot of the niggins. You ain't never been over a bitch.

How tired you've been working all day doing man shit, fixing the car cutting grass. You're tired of the motherfucker. You go in there and get your shower and shit together. Go to bed early, 9.30. Fall asleep while the game on. Next thing you know, you're waking up in three. in the morning, your draws off.

Your dick all slammy. Well, what the fuck happened? Did we have sex? Did we have sex? Did you pull me out? Did you pull me out? Nope, you might have a baby in nine months, sir.

Yeah, ain't no sympathy for niggas getting sexually harassed. They don't kill. They always say it's us first. I'd have been sexually harassed so vicious. I remember I was in the club one time. Bitch walked up on me, drunk just grabbed. My dick and said, you ain't going nowhere.

I was like, bitch, you're going to jail if you don't let my dick go. Fuck that. You're stupid. Hey, man. All my accounts are they go like that. I let them have. Sexually harassed by a woman, you ain't want to fuck.

I let them have it. Damn right. Every nigga in here that's been around that cigarette boys later. I put this one on you. That shit says when they have some cranberry juice, though. They got to drink it. It cleared all out. Clear all that out.

Now, these ain't the women you want to fuck. These be like your grandma friends. They're saying shit No, they on their last leg I unhooked this dialysis machine And suck the skin off that You ain't never had an old let and suck your dick With scrape gums, niggas, greg gong

Oh my God You feel them ridges up there? Oh! Oh! Oh, that's nasty, nasty. I'm going to show your ass, Marianne. Oh, yes. This niggas said he feel the ridges where the teeth used to be.

That's scared of shit out of me. I feel like I'm having a nightmare. Oh, get on my dick. Stop Mary. That's how you know that nigga did that shit for real. Nobody else knew about the ridges. Shit, hood, nigga, boy, don't let us take advantage. We take advantage.

Oh, what that war? That nigger is fucking crazy. I don't know that man, ridges. Bitch, I don't know. You know that's some good head. You saw that arch in the nigga back when she sucked that arch in your nigga. That's your spirit leaving your body.

Oh. Ain't nothing like that, boy. Gotta go! Every nigga in head and head that bitch who wouldn't quit. She doesn't suck everything out your dick. Your nut, your dreams, high school diploma. If they've been sucking your dick so long, the back fluid coming at your spine, ma'am, ma'am,

there's nothing left to suck. Exactly. Yeah, ladies, y'all don't need you. Y'all motherfuckin' that shit to make a niggins sound like a whole bitch. That's what that good. When she sucked that, she sucked that, none about you, make you sound like an old nigga that walked us and stale. God damn. Huh, shit, she didn't know what I got that what's doing, Paul?

These women suck your dick too good. Ooh, shit. Have you in the bathroom like you're about to shoot some free throws me? What I don't want to make my head about me to that about that you know, shit. How's that? How's that for a man? Niggas sound like James Brown, nigga. That thing is stupid.

Ladies, make some noise if you take pride and sucking dick. I don't like you bitches. I hate all you bitches. No. You don't want to suck your dick with one eye open then. My bitch, you need to stop looking at me like that. That dick going to stay so. That real head.

When it sounds like she. opening up Christmas presents. Yeah, that's that Yeah, that real head. Sound like bitch suck your dick sound like right you are, street fighter. Ladies, I'm gonna tell you one thing. You got them on while you sucking that dick, ma'am.

You got them on? Let me tell you something. See, I like to touch my bitch while she's sucking that dick. She sucked that dick. This is how you know that you suck in that dick. When your man grab you like, whole shit, bitch, that is. You see the veins in his hand?

Get the smack in that, far, far, far. That's it, bitch. D.C., the head's so good. Something they did. You rubble on shit you ain't never rubbed before. You got a tight grip on this bitch ankle. Have you ever accidentally put your fucking eye? That is shit.

That ain't never been no accident. I did that on purpose. I might as well say something in here. No, that ain't never been no accident. That was on purpose. Everybody doesn't smelt that finger, too. What? Y'all don't smelt that finger

soon as you got it up out of that ass. They see, women will fuck you up. The finger don't smell like nothing. You'd be like, what this bitch from? Ain't no way this bitch from Earth. That's the thing. How your booty smell new, ma'am. You ever got your dicks up?

When the lady put the, when the lady put the dick suck power up on that motherfucker hair wrapped that snap in the front that look like a headband, but y'all put that on. You don't give a fuck about nothing. You didn't wrap up their hair, dude. You're ready to go. You're ready to go.

This how I know, I have grown as a person. That's how I know I've grown as a person, D.C. Because I'm the type of nigger there to just say something just so she can say, hmm, on the dick. You asked the stupid and question. You ever been, you know what? Yeah.

I don't know. I want to ask questions during six, because I want to hear the shit I won't. Who pussy is? Five times in, who pussy is? Mine, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate you.

That's the thing, ladies. The head is so powerful. It's such a powerful thing in our community, especially. Like, it's powerful. You ever see how a nigga turned... It's beautiful. Turn back into a little boy when he wants some head. Hey, baby, hey, baby, hey.

Come here, boo. Come here, boo. Come here, give me a hug. Give me a hug. Give me a hug. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. You going, you're going to second?

You're going to second? Just a little bit. Just go ahead. Just do a little bit, man. I know what I don't know. Please. Please.

You say you like to talk to the chick during sex. Then you wait until you get my age, dude. We talk about regular shit and make it sexy. We fucking like hell. That dough lock. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

That dough lock. I locked the shit out that door. Front don't lock. I hit the lawn. I got the lawn. I got the lawn. If a baby is giggling in the back seat, they're probably happy. If a baby is crying in the back seat, they're probably hungry.

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from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. See, people with kids, they know that. When you get the fuck by yourself, when ain't nobody at home? Hey, that's the best shit in the world. When you can really be at home, you can finally walk around naked. Come on, let's fuck in the guest room.

I'm finally feeling that because, you know, me and my girl, Listen, my daughter, I love her to death. She is the biggest cop blocker. Oh, that's what they do. I can't even smack my bitch's ass. She's right there. Right between. I'm like, look, my dick on your forehead now you get the move.

It's a lot of real things that have fucked around their baby. She ain't going to wake up. Like, how do you know? I knew me and my baby mom was together. We was fucking one time, right? My daughter was in the living room. All we heard was the phone. front door on, like, click.

We're like, oh, shit. Come back in the mother's fucking house. I got to look like Porky Pig. I ain't got no draws on in the T-shirt. Nigel, let me tell you how fun about girl there, right? We're in the closet, right? First of all, we got to fuck in the closet. Because, you know, you got to fuck fans when you ain't got tired.

How the fuck you fucking a closet, nigga? Nigga, I swear on everything. We hear the first, though. It was like, eh? I'm like, oh shit. Fuck that, bitch, I gotta come on, man. She's called, niggas, she called open the closet down, and we stop. All we here is.

Y'all motherfuckers in there trapped in the closet, no pun of the kids. You got a smooth. You got a smooth. Y'all motherfuckers and froze up like Toy Story. Oh, there's go, she says. Shout out to all the women that discipline the kids while they suck in the dick. Y'all shit, show it! If I come in there, I'm going to beat somebody ass.

Look, Lord, she agreed with that shit in the back. She said, Oh, shit. They could. I'd be dropping my little girl off every day. Hey, Lord. Just I can get some cooching. What?

What? What? Speaking of the suck of dick, fly. Did you know this? Did you know that they're about to come out with a dick sucking machine? Yeah, they got a...

Oh, none of that shit. I need that real shit. My name on the way list. Don't get electrocuted. Oh! Oh! I already put my deposit down. What? That's what wrong with you old niggins.

Y'all get lazy and just want to buy the pussy. Shit. If I can bring it to me, it's all good. No. No, because the older you get, you realize you've been buying it the whole time into it. You might as well negotiate your own terms and conditions. Exactly.

Ain't nothing like that real field, though, man. You can't buy no machine. I just don't believe it's real. I don't think they'll let something like that come out to bring that much joy to the world. They got the bobby dog. Ain't nowhere in the world they're going to bring. out a machine.

Ain't nobody. Ain't no way. They're gonna bring out a machine that let you get your dicks up whenever you want, however you want every time. It's impossible. No way. You know how quick to murder rate would drop, nigger? You might lose your man to a bitch like this.

Don't say nothing. You go, nigger, you ain't seen your nigger in three months. You're like that, what the fuck close that? You go lock on the door, that nigger. What the fuck you want? Like, nigger, we've been looking for you, Leave me alone. Hey, bro.

Boom! Click, click, click, click, click. Fuck out of here. Niggie comes to the door looking like she killed Sunflower off Martin but that nigga had half the drizz, half the Afro. Nick, a nigga ain't never leaving the house. You got a dick suck machine.

Your girl got nothing to deal, though you can't have one big suck machine? That's a good point. What? She wasn't going to break up. It's either going to be me or this bitch. You look at your girl. You look at your dick suck machine.

She won't even look at you. I'm sorry, babe. I'm taking her. Just got some new banners put in this bitch throats. I about one, fucking. You know about one? I can't do it. I can't do it.

Everything that I be scared of, I feel like it's going to happen to me. And it always do. Anytime there's a malfunction, I'd be like, I'm the niggins. Like, don't go down the street, dog. Don't get off the train and bite you. Who is going to bite? Me. Why?

You're talking about being scared. Then you ever thought about what getting some people? about what getting some head actually is. You're putting your dick in a mouth full of teeth, think. Shit, I'll rather take that chance in the electrocution, I'll tell you that. That's why you were-

It's a risk. It's getting some pussy every time. They go max-e-eat-down. She's skinny with the fat ass. Yeah, that's that boon-p-pub-dub-up. Good thick, boon-y-uh-uh. No her ears. Look at her trying to walk slow, bitch.

You know you got a fat-ass. That is fat. She got to walk around. She's got a cast on her leg. That's not fat, her ass. She got to walk around her ass. Big old stupid ass. They got to walk around the ass.

She walked like you got a napkin on her shoe. That was... That's the thing. Respect the real ass, ladies. We still love real fat ass. You ain't got to go get all that goddamn cement and jello and shit on the ass. If it's small, listen, we fuck with it. You ain't got to blow your ass.

You ain't got to blow your ass up. Bitch be blowing the ass up. She didn't fuck the whole back up. Not this been walking like this. You like my ass, bitch. I did. Now you got a back problem. You can't fuck with that.

Whole ass that turned purple. I don't want that shit. Ugh. Like I say, you see it, you fuck one of them big fake asses if you want to, fellas. That shit looks good now, but you don't know what the long-term effects of them big fake asses is.

No. All the type of shit in their ass, cement, dirt, jellos, dust. Then the shit look good now in two years. That bitch's going to drop like a mixtape, nigga, you're going to be mad to the motherfucker. She's going to need a brother for her breast and her ass. You're going to be cursing her around the house. Bitch, put your ass, bro,

so we can go to the movie. It's like a real couple. Put your ass, bro, on. I don't know who put it in your head. That this niggins just want all the ass. Like, bitch, we don't want all. We just want a little bit of it. We don't want all of that, bitch.

Y'all go to the doctor and ask for all of it. Like, you don't ask for a little bit. They ain't got plans. Y'all go in there and bust your whole bank account. Bitch, we want the 10, Times Twinter ass. That's the one we want. Like, bitch, you ain't even got nobody for the 10 times when the ass.

You need to get the little ass, the little beginner ass. So you can. Work your way up. You got a whole high class ass and yo, you got a beginner ass. Entry level ass, that's what it is. Your knees ain't even strong enough to carry all that ass. Now you didn't tow both ACLs. He's got a whole Serena William ass built like meat.

Your legs, you ain't getting, you ain't getting no work done to the leagues. You still got the legs from middle school, but the ass, you got the big old ass. You walk around looking crazy. Tennis is cool because you can go back in a minute, you know. But that ass, you can't go back in that ass. One ad cheek gets smaller than the other. Biss built like a candy apple. Just walking around stick legs.

Bish built like a candy apple out of this motherfucker. If you don't get your candy apple built the ass to fuck back to the doctor. She goes. Well, I thought he got that water on you, why. Hold up, bro. Come in, man. How the fuck we've been in here this long? Ain't nobody say shit to the nigga

dressed like the hamburger looks. I did. I thought it was Brooklyn's finest. I ain't lying. I did not know who that was. Hey, man, that nigga probably on a hookah lounge somewhere. That's that hookah lounge outfit.

That's that Snoop Dog and Bones. That's what that is right now. Y'all must they never seen Bones, because that's my favorite movie. Hey, let me tell you show. Hey, let me ask you that since we, talking about it just as you just bought up hard movies. Hey, ain't Candyman the scariest nigger

in hood history. Hey, real nigga. The only nigga that I, hey, boy, only nigger that I know, if he in, you ain't counted him. You bitch, you're dead. You're not running away from Candyman. You're not. And it's gangston, I'm sure it's plenty of gangson niggas in here right now that ain't scared of nothing. You're a bus of gun, nigga, fight anywhere.

But I bet you, all the money in your pockets, you won't go out of the bathroom, turn the light off and say Candyman five times in America. To this day, I will not. I bet you won't. I bet you won't do it. There ain't no nigga ain't here that tough. You'll do it two times. You'll be like, Candyman, Candyman.

Fuck this shit, bro. Quit playing for that nigga, pop out, and boo. That's because that shit could possibly be real, nigga. That's what I'm saying. Candyman, just an angry nigga who died in the hood. Show up in the motherfucking mirror. This is a nigga. You don't even know what happened to this nigga.

The movie just came on and he was killing, motherfucker. The fuck wrong with buddy. And the nigga got a pimp coat on the whole time with some motherfucking dress shoes. A whole bunch of bumblebees around them. That's a scary shit. That's a scary-ass movie right there.

That movie scary. All right, now look, real talk. Do anybody get scared? When you're in the shower, right, you know how it get followed up. And then you know how when the water starts sliding down in the shit, you don't get scared. You start wiping that shit off.

You don't get... Nah, you ever been in the shower, taking the shower and hit that Kuhm and got to go like this out the motherfuckers. That's why I got my gun in my shower, thanks to bullshit. Shoot your head with a wet dick, I ain't lied, come on. Who in my house? See, I'm crazy then y'all, I'm this crazy.

You ever come home and it be too quiet? You'd be like, hey, who the fuck is? No you had the TV on, you know you had the TV on. Who cut the TV off? I ain't about to cut the TV. Who ever in this motherfucker about it? Motherfucker, better get up out there, bitch! Well, you stupid and old bitch!

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I ain't gonna lie I remember when I seen paranormal for the first time But my auntie thought she even dropped me off at a house by myself She said, you go on in I said, bitch, I'm going with you. Hell, man. We're gonna drive me off after we're just seeing this scary shit, bitch? Man, what I'm gonna do?

I need to sleep with somebody. You ever had to spend the night over somebody's house and you knew that bitch was haunted when you was in there when you was little nigga? Man, my man, Cuzz had a house, man. I know it was some dead motherfuckers in this house, man. And we used to have to sleep in the basement. Oh, my God. What kind of child abuse-ass shit?

I'll tell ya, you guys. We wanted to have the freedom of, you know, the adults, not knowing what the fuck we was down there doing this shit. We down there doing all the type of wild shit. But when they got dark down there, Dock down that motherfucking nigga. All you heard was Ugh g-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hout-old-old-old-old-h.

When I was a kid, when I was a kid, we was in the project, we lived, we had a ghost in the apartment. Bull shit. No, real shit, bro. My mama cussed the mouth. That's a black woman for your head. Like, the cabin to kept slamming. Like, Ma, I believe it's a ghost in his big. Well, he better ghost his ass up there

to the motherfucking rent place with me next month when it's time to pay rent because ain't nobody staying in this bitch for free. This is my motherfucking house. If anybody going to be slamming anything, it's going to be me. That nigga heard that one was like, man, fuck this shit.

I ain't got time for this, man. That nigger went out the screen, though. I don't think no ghost would want to be a ghost in my house. My mama was a hoarder. It wouldn't be nowhere for this ad to sleep, digger. Okay, then he goddamn go to sleep. God damn it scared y'all, niggas.

Man, I'm out this bitch. The ghost standing up by the bathroom's sleep. Ghost can't even scare y'all. Y'all see the boo. Oh, move the refrigerator, nigger. God damn. They don't let black people be ghosts, because we take shit too far.

We roast too much. We ain't gonna scare nobody. We're going to see our folks first, Nick. You imagine you had to have a chillie, a nigga, and nigga, pick around the corner. Boo! Who the fuck is that?

Malo, my cousin, nigga. Hell, yeah, look at me, car? Nick, a real live motherfucking cold, you were scared to the motherfucking, throw something at me, niggott. Throw something at me, nigga.

I could be no ghost. Black people, we get scared of shit. All the bitch is who didn't want give me no pussy. We get scared of shit, We'll be using the ghost's advantage. Cough. Go to the bank with me.

You're gonna act like I'm doing something. You just walk back there and get my money back. Man, that should have been hard. Forget what he gonna say. Nika, they gonna see the money though. Fuck it. Just walk out. Floating money.

Nick, you're gonna scare about it. Wait now, Lee, then walk out behind me. We got a lot of shit in our community that we just naturally scared of. Like, nigga, when you got there, when somebody look at you, be like, oh, bro, what the fuck is that on you, my nigga?

You will take all your clothes off. Right now. Fuck wrong with you, bro. Is it on me? It's right now. God. Oh, oh, oh, what good one? You ain't got to say, y'all, you need to do all that.

Just two words. Oh, hell, no. Oh, hell no, what, oh hell no, what, what, what, tap me now, tap me now, ain't gonna move, ain't gonna move, tape it now, tap me now, tap me now, what? Stop playing, stop playing. See, it don't even take ghost and shit to scare us, nigg. You want to scare some black people, just tape a note to the door.

That ain't gonna make a nigga mad, boy, that's eviction notes. That's the eviction notice. Man, what the fucking did no shit, bro? Ain't nothing scary than got there been in that car cruising and then you're here to see them goddamn lights, you know. Nigger turned to a whole other nigga.

Everybody in the car turned to a whole nother nigga. Drive straight, bro, bro, bro. Bro, bro, bro. Bro, bro. Stop fucking moving, bro. Bro, bro, bro, put your seat butt on. Go to the stove, go to the stove. Go to the stove, go to the store.

Go to the stove, go to the top. Go to the stop. You passed it. Hey, we got to show some love to the nigg on the back seat that know how to sneak and take his hat off real fast. Well, y'all, niggins, stop moving, bro. Nick, I'd be hearing trying to look through the real real. Hey, Flan, Flan, Flan, Flan, Flan, Flan. Well, you put that other weed up?

What other weed, bro? What other weed, bro? Hey, hey, there is, it's always this nigga right here. Hey, bro, hey, I gotta let y' y'all niggas know I got the pistol on me, bro. God damn! Fuck! All right, look, look, look, look, I'm about to turn it to the gas station, right? And I want everybody to get out like everything on.

We're going to get to get the gas. All right, aye, aye, aye, everybody get out, get out, get out. Hey, nigga beer to start looking like, man, they pulled over. They pulled over. Hey, but I want niggas to pay attention to that. Do you see how everybody went their own goddamn work? Right. Don't follow me, nigga. Don't follow me. Don't follow me.

Don't follow me. That's how we got caught. Don't follow me. Nigger fuck around, get caught. They bring y'all back to the police car. They got us, bro. Nicky, they got you. Don't get you.

It's always one nigga in the car. You don't know his first name. And what he name is? Oh, shit. Oh. Tong, Tong. What did he come from? Oh, that, bro.

That's when you find out all the fuck that's going on with you and your niggas. Everybody just started telling all the bullshit when the police get behind you. One nigga got the pistol on him. Bro, my license suspended, my nigga. Did my auntie car, bro. She told me she had this year.

It'd be so fucked up because you don't even know your auntie for her name. You got all your paperwork straight. This nigga come back and say, Mr. Whitfield, who is Rosetta Williams? Shit, I don't know. That is. That's who this vehicle

came back registered to. Get out of the car. Oh, that auntie, not. Oh, man, hey, no, let me call on her. Stop reaching. Stop reaching. Go to sleep. Listen, fly, me and Lowe's got poured over in Indiana. No, what happened? Listen, we're

Indiana. What? We're Indiana, nigga. Indiana, one of the scariest places in the fucking world, right? This is true story. me and Loz, we're on our way to the CVS just to pick up some soap and shit. We didn't already smoke the blunt before we got in the car,

so we high already. But I had rolled another blunt, and I was so high, I forgot that I had the bitch. You ever roll the blunt and forget you got the motherfucker? So keep that in mind. So, the police get behind us. I'm like, oh, shit, nigga they're behind. So we pull over, police officer

come. He looked in the car. He's like, hey man, you guys hear it somewhere pretty quickly, aren't you? Loz's like, man, we just headed up here to the store. Let me see you're like, you're license registration. So Loz give him the license at a rental car paper. So he looked at me and say, matter of fact, let me get your license too.

Like, is that normal? It is here. I'm like, oh, shit. So I get the nigga my license, right? He go back for like then this and he go back probably about three minutes. I see Loz in the driver's going like this and shit. See, hold up. Wait, you got to tell it right.

Nigger, my top never met. My legs was moving like this. I know. to keep your back straight. That's how you get shot. It's all in the legs. So I see my nigga moving like this, right? And then I see him just do something. He pick up the Mountain Dew, drink the Mountain Dew, real quick, put it down.

That's when you know we're straight. Police officer came back and was like, yeah, I smell marijuana, so I'm going to need you guys to step out of the car. Fuck! So we get out the car. We get out the car. And this is the worst thing that can happen

when you get out the car. When you see that other police car come, We like, oh, my God. So they said, yeah, we're going to search your car. Then another police car came. Another police? Man, you bullshit. We out here, they make us stand in front of the police car.

Me and Lo standing in front of the police car. The white dudes out there talking shit to us but trying to be friendly. So, you say you guys are up here for a comedy show, huh? Oh, that's funny. I'm thinking we about to be out there like the foul heartbeat. And they got, I got nothing but love. So, so, so, as he talking to me,

The police officer look at me, says, is that a Gucci hat you've got on there? Oh, that's nice, buddy. Let me see that. Took my hat off, looked at it like he was trying to see if it was real, and just set that bitch back up on top of my head sideways. And I was scared to fix my shit. I'm like, so they searched the whole car.

Search all up and through the car, right? So they say, well, we didn't find anything. but we're just going to let you guys know that in the great state of Indiana smoking weed is illegal. Keep that in mind while you're here. We're like, yes, yeah, yes, sir, we got you. So we get back in the car,

Lowe's pulled off. He was like, damn, nigga. He almost got us. I was like, what happened? He said, you know, I had that other blunt. I said, what you do? He was like, nigga, I ate that bitch. I'm like, nigga.

You ate the whole blunt? The nigger broke the blunt and half ate both pieces and drank the mountain dew and chased it with the mountain dew. This nigger's a legend right here. A whole motherfucking legend right here. Now, let me tell. For all the niggas who, let me tell all the niggas who unscrupulous.

So you tell me the police behind us, nigga. He's about to read that. I whip over. I whip over. I already know. See, my real nigger instinct's kicked in. The first thing before you pull over, they don't give it. You got to buy yourself some time.

Don't never pull it right over because you got to go through inventory. And shit in this car, the paperwork right there. He ain't got shit. I know I'm good I wasn't doing shit my seatbelt on I ain't now straight so I pull over

now we're in here you know they don't come straight out they make you wait about two three minutes so you can get scared but this ain't my first rodeo I already know what they're about to do soon as they look at my license they're gonna smell weed magically

because they always smell weed when they had caught you with some weed before keep in mind me so look I know he don't smell no weed But you already know He's about to search the car Because it's Carlos Miller

Talk your shit One of them police officers Then put on my profile This nigga be high All the way in Indiana I already don't Look I'm a real nigga I don't never ride

With my driver's license In my back pocket That's how you get shot As soon as you get in the car You put your wallet on the console nigga So soon as he pull up We already gooched

I got the license right here I don't need two fingers The license I already right here I know he can't search shit till he run the license furred so the license is right here cuffed

Tokyo shit As soon as he asked for him Hand comes straight up Reach for nothing Now look The hand so automated The fingers go straight to him Because I know this

It would happen Soon as I hand him the license My real nigger clock kick in You have 25 seconds to destroy all evidence with the same two fingers I had see I tucked the blunt in the box with the black and mine

black and mine so look while I'm doing the legs while I'm pulling over and I scooted the box about halfway up but I'm sitting right here the box hanging out flip the lid grab the blunt same two fingers look at Chico eat the blunt

he never saw me never saw him eat the blunt nigga ate the whole blunt and then chased it with some mountain dude that was sitting in the car a whole day Wait, wait a minute. You gotta leave that drink in the car

because this situation's like this. Gotta keep some thirst for that. So I'm trying to swallow the blunt naturally, if possible, but I don't want to officiate myself. Right. That mean choke. That means choke. Right.

School shit. So I'm doing that. And then I know my 25 seconds are just about up. So guess what? Last case scenario. Drink this hot-ass drink that's been in here. Wash that down because he's on his way back to run the vehicle. So by the time he says

I'm going to search the vehicle Do you mind stepping out the car Guess what I say? No problem absolutely Mr. Officer Because you already Do your thing This is a rental car

I'm standing right here Now look The nigga took Chico hat off right But Chico head big to the motherfucker You know that On his story The hat came right off This is what made me start laughing

The nigga couldn't get the hat off He was like That's a gout Real shit Now you know we're smoking some of the best rapper weed That Indiana has to offer We know he's smelling And we can see the frustration in his face

Because he can't find it It's smelling It's in here Where could it be? I don't let up the front seat The back seat the passenger seat The trunk There's nothing in here

Let me lecture these niggas so they don't know I'm on the ass sir in the great state of Indiana you can be arrested for smoking marijuana and driving a vehicle I'm already high as fuck I was like for a real word

I bet praise damn fine police work you're doing here mister officer I was so shaking up by the situation we just turned around didn't even go to CVS I needed to smoke of blood after that at the 8-1 real that

Listen, that's love right there, that's brother love right there. He could have just not, he could have, you know, a nigga ain't even asked me if I wanted half to eat. That nigga ate the whole blood. That is lick. Save yourself. You got a future. I did that one time.

I forgot I had the weed, but I had some, like, Miley's and shit. So I fucked the right and took the Miley. I forgot I had the weed. But when I got locked up, I was deep-dupped in a motherfucker. What up? How many miles did you have to take? Why, about three of them, bitch, and mom's in that motherfucker, eat all the food.

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or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Shut out with my pillow, bro. I'm a goddamn fault. That Molly shit different, man. I did that shit one time, and that's all it took. I'd never do it again. First of all, that shit took too long to kick in. I'm at a homecoming party, right? We had the homecoming party.

My man, he's like, bro, you got to fuck with the Molly. I'm like, man, you know I don't do all that pills and shit. He was like, bro, it's homecoming. We partying. Look down there. I look at all my partners I went to school where he whispered in my head

everybody all one I'm like alright well I ain't gonna be the party poop but give it to me right so he'd give it to me I take the motherfucker so as I take it he's like alright bro don't leave

stay where I can see you I'm like why the fuck you ain't do all that before I took this bitch so he walk off I'm on stage for about 45 minutes a nigga just on stage walking around I don't feel nothing I'm missing the whole party

nigg's like man fuck this shit I'm going to party I got a piss first I go to the bar for him to pee I piss I come out Somebody take a picture with me I take the picture Boom

I'm walking Somebody stop me Hey take a picture I take another picture And right when I'm about to walk The B-line to what my niggas was at Somebody else Hey before you go

Could you take one more picture I say bet I take the picture She was like put the flash on We dark Put the flash on She put that flash on She took that picture

Foof That shit kicked in nigger Blom, but don't... Blu-flut-da-do-blown-blown-blown-blown-blown-blown-blum-blum-blum-blum-blum-blum-blum-dha-nig. I felt everything I said was the coolest shit ever in the world, dog. I felt like I had the best game ever created. You got the best game?

And then on the way home from the party, I'd have been in there talking all types of shit. On the way home from the party, I'm driving back to my apartment. Nigger, my dick get hard than a motherfucker. And I don't know why. I'm like, what the fuck is going on, man? What the fuck is this? nigger, I'm sitting in the car outside my apartment for like an hour and a half

waiting for my dick to go down before I go in the house just because I was nervous that somebody was gonna be in there and see the motherfucker I was tripping, nigga. You're never... You're in your car light, man, come on. You really are true. Ain't no way he ain't gonna take my dick in my house.

No, fuck that. We both would have got up. I was nervous, that, nigga. That Molly had meet you, man, fuck that shit. I ain't never took no mile. I took an ex pill one time. I took an ex pill one time. But you know, like, you know they say

whatever mood you in when you take it, That's the mood you're going to be. Is that true? Yeah, yeah, but I'm emotional. I was happy as fuck because my nigga were like, shit, we're going to go take the pill now. The hose is on the way. They never come.

They ain't come, but we went to the club, but I was still happy. They were like, we just meet the hose at the club. Nigger, why the pill kick in while we at the club waiting on the hose? I get to the goddamn club. End up dancing for four goddamn hours. The hose is on the way. Sweat like the hose is on the way.

The hose that showed up. Hey, how you doing? Move, bitch. Hold this on the... You ain't never danced that quick. Didn't even get no pussy. Woke up the next day. My goddamn hips was locked.

Exactly. Worst thing I did is you look in the mirror, nigga. You see how wide your eyes open. You're like, woo, boy, I'm happy to see me, nigger. God, damn. That shit do make you emotional, though, bro. You'll be mad and crying at the same time. What?

Don't let nothing happen. Why? We're gonna shoot those niggas off. I swear, bro. swear, bro, because if anything happened to you, my niggins. Ooh, boy, swore that thing.

Shout out to all the niggas in here who's still on pills, bro. Get off that shit. This shit all right now. It's cool to you, my nigger. It's ruining everybody else. It's ruining your brain cells. That shit has changed you, my name.

But the crazy part about it when you get off is a little worse. Worse? Worse. Yeah, yeah. You don't know how your body's cool. Oh, look. We got to speak about it.

on worsea. Because black folk, no. Worship. Shit, they got fucked up when it didn't got worse. Worse. Because it got worse than it's worse. She's bad when it didn't got worse. Because when your body don't have that shit no more nigga, that shit be twitching me. It used to be geeking up all the time. Now you're normal when your body's like, hold up, hold up.

You're like, what the floor wrong? Boy, you need a perk. Boy, you need a perk. Boy, now that shit, I'm scared of that shit. I'd be sitting these young niggas on them perk 30s or whatever the fuck These niggins be taken. They do everything. 833, you eat the per 30, everything.

Lord Tamp, Dan, all the way. Tilingov. Baby Moulter. Your drink, my drink. They all everything. Fuck that, man. New drugs.

I don't know what the fuck people on, man. There's some shit out here that make you talk with your mouth clothes. That new shit, man. He didn't get me something, man. I need a little bit of everything. Try and come out. Oh, fucking, yeah. God damn locked, John.

Hell, yeah, nigga, I told that nigga yesterday, daughter. I don't know what's wrong with your jaw, nigga, my shit locked up, nigga, fuck you talking about. Let me tell you something, stop handing me a blunt and be like, hey man, smoke that. No?

I ain't see that rolled up. I ain't gonna tell her what's in that motherfucking blunt. Hey, look, I do you like that? Oh, yes. It's always the nigger who you know on that shit. You don't want to smoke with me? Hell not. You don't trust me.

Hell no. I'm going to smoke with you. Nick, your car don't start. No, something ain't right. Nick, you got a blunt, too. Hell, no. I know there's some sticks in that motherfucker. Ain't that right, white man?

You already know. He'd be off the pills. What type of pills you take, big man? Yeah, I don't fucking know you, man. What are you talking about? They don't take no fucking pills over this way. Not going to entrap me, asshole. Hey, do me a favor, y'all.

Stop lighting mid and don't tell nobody that is mid. Please. This for all the weed smoking. Niggas are sneaking that blood of mid in there. Who the fuck in here smoking med? It's the uncles and shit. Steal in the party with the fat-ass-blooded mirror. Man, I'm about to need all that loud shit.

You're about to get out my party with that stanking-ass shit. That's what you about to do. What the ass he did, fly? Big-ass-in-blood of the mid. What's-up? You got this shit stank off. Get your ass on, man. She, it only cost me $13.

You kiss my ass. They have a big-ass bag of the head. Fool, that both forgot to draw. Yep, that's what I got right here. Oh, shit. That's your brother. Your brother? Who?

You nigger, brother, don't even know it. That's you. They don't know who he talked. That nigga looked like one of the Nigerians. Jesse Hyatt, yeah. God damn, bro. You've made it to South Carolina. That's the way to get out of Chicago.

They're looking for you. Y'all brothers. Y'all best friends? Your brothers? Y'all brothers are best friends? What the fuck? Come on. He niggins answer two different at times.

We're brothers. We're best friends. I don't know too many grown niggas we're the best friend. And they're their dog skin and light skin. With the same hat cut. With the same hat cut. With the same hat cut.

I don't trust these niggins. Well, don't put me in the shit, because I'm bald. Nick, always looking to involve you. That's why your mom won't crack too much. We weren't talking about my mama, nigga. We were talking about your old. You know the light skin, nigga, call them you wearing your watch.

Yeah, I'm gonna wear, I'm not. I'm gonna think I'm gonna leave my watch. I'm gonna put my Creflow dollar shirt on the day, nigga. I'm gonna fuck him out. Salute to the lady behind y'all with the TLC Red Light Special jacket on. You got the silky jacket. You're supposed to...

We got, we got some coogers in here, too. A couple of other T's in here, oh. I see, you don't know. Oh, she said, wow. Now, bitch, that cougas sound, bitch. That's a thing, you got a cold, bitch. That's a saber-toothed tiger right there. Round, uh-huh, rah.

Thunder cat. Big, can't even roar right. Ah, shit. Bish got a symbol roar, bitch. I like them old women. They got some pussy women don't have. Older women got their cootie cat. Can't find no good cootid cat on the streets.

Got three pubic hands. Come on, eat you some of this cootie cat. Cootie cat. We got three hairs on and three long hands, man. Let me tell you what I'm about to give. That's what you're going to get right now. Cootie cat. You know, we need to bring back.

That shit, come down, slow his hair. Now, let me tell you now, when I take these draws out, this is what you're going to get. That's what they're going to get. That pussy got a cake. on it. Oh, shit. You know, we need to bring back, nigger. Remember hoochies? I ain't said a hoochie. What? What's that? What's that? This nigga, I pulled up a restaurant. Yeah, that's my restaurant.

If you ever want grits. Oh, my God. Nah, that was some bad news, man. Rest and peace, the Nipsey hustle, man. He just passed away. All right, man. Listen, man. Rest and peace to Nipsey, man.

Let me tell you, man, it's some real shit. We ain't even know that we was going to have this conversation, but it's a room full of black people in here, man. Stop hating on each other, man, with just nut-ass shit, man. Right. Let's get some money, man. Listen, we already got, we already have enough shit in roadblocks that the world is set up against us being in this country, man.

The last thing we need is to be enemies of each other. Fuck that bullshit, man. We're taking our stars away from each other, man. This shit is fucking retarded. Like, figure out what it is you're supposed to do with your life so you can stop being mad at the nigger who figured out what he was supposed to do with him is, man. It's all about love, man.

You feel what I'm saying? Long we can love each other. White man, listen, we just bullshit. This is how we love each other. We talk about each other. So when we go out in the real world, but somebody says something about us, we don't get no, bug.

You feel me? So we got to love each other, man. ain't and support one another man, because, listen, these days, man, it's too short for all that bull shit. Real truth. Like, and that's the thing, man. You know what I mean? This shit that we doing is based out of love, man.

We love each other. We really brothers. I don't know about like them two, but we really brothers, man. And the thing about it, the thing that you got to understand about us being brothers is this kind of love that we have. You ain't never really seen three motherfuckers that can all be the lead singer, come up and be the lead singer at the same time because fuck ego it's about love

it's about building that's the shit that they try to stop us from doing in this country is building together man this is brotherhood brotherhood man everybody that's sitting in here man I'm telling you this shit is right my nigga right here cram bro you right sound good but this is what we do it for so we can

goddamn laugh through our emotions so we can goddamn know that even though we got shit we're going on our side when we come in here we're gonna laugh that shit out because I'm gonna tell you right now long as you keep faith everything going to be okay somebody here going through something right now you go break right now you're going to break through that shit somebody going through something right now somebody had to sell a little pussy this month just a little bit though

so a couple niggas in here had to catch a few plays this month just to make sure your child support probation rent insurance was paid. Shout out to that lady yelling, my name. That bitch in the back back. I don't know you, but I know you got. Nobody said DC yet down, bitch. I don't know you, I don't know you, but I know you got good-tasted niggas.

If you're up your type, I mean, you got good-tasted niggas. Real quick. Ladies, don't yell my name if you in here with a nigger. I don't, we don't need them, improv. She just said, Chico, she ain't here with the nigger with the tities. That nigg going to take his shirt off. I really ain't going to want to fight. I'm like, bro, put your tities up, my nigger.

No, give me a hug, little niggie. You need a hug your ass. Titties on titties. Uh-oh, boy. Get them sweater-ha tities off my man, chest smooth. That means she got good tasting niggas if she liked me. Yeah, yeah. She just want a nigga to pay her bills.

I hear her voice. Carlos. No, she knows. That shit hurt. Lo-hoo. Her bills are already paid. See? See?

That's a voicemail voice right there. She sound like a... Sorry, I'm not in again, but... No, I know that, boys. You can't tell me she ain't got an Ultima with some 18 and trims on that bitch. Good, Ultima. What? With the mirror lights and play on the front.

With the fur-ad, goddamn Colorado. Freak-ass, bitch. Got a 12 in the back of that motherfucker? Come down beating Keisha Cole down your block. I should have cheated. Cheated on you. Boom, boom, boom. Thought that you would kill me.

I cheated a bitched her. shit down. You're going to be evicted. Listen to that shit. What about them seat covers? You remember the old-ass seat covers with them beads? That's disrespectful, man. Can you sit up in them, bitch. You can't even sit up in them, bitch. You can't get me out of this car. I love a... I love old fine-ass,

who is with a regular-air car. I do, too. She said, eh. The interior... Yeah, the interior be fucked up. She got to put that towel on the front seat. Oh, hell now, bitch. I ain't getting into no hazard. She is. Now the check engine light can be on, but I don't need your break fluid.

Oh, her whole goddamn dashboard lit up like Christmas. Every light on. Check engine, chain oil. The bitch say the trunk open. She needs some tires. Her gas cap is off. Every light on the dashboard on the dash. Her anti-lock brakes is fucked up.

The parking brake is up. Every light that can be on. The hood is popped. The parking brake is up while she driving. It's say all four doses. You know that's a lie, because you close your goddamn dope. You keep opening it up. What?

Don't worry about that. It's okay. You can close. It could be saying it. It's okay. Shout out to all the women in here who got a crack screen on their phone and you're trying to act like it just happened. Don't work. That means your pussy good.

Can't stand in your screen crack. That means you pussy good. Shut up, bitch. You know that phone ugly. Oh, look. She called you ugly. It's been ugly. It's been ugly.

All the phone. All right. I'm worried about my phone. It's sick. Just be careful not to slice your face open when you're talking on that motherfucker. Get some air pause or something because you put that cracked screen in your face. You might slice your shit open, all that glass. People with androids, listen, stop sending these videos.

Stop. Don't be emojis be scratched out? Hey. This is a smiley face. I'm like, that digger throw it up right now. They look like they don't even want to be a little. You ever had somebody ask you to take a picture and hand you an android? You just looking at that motherfucker?

Like, look, my nigga, I don't know how to even start. This shit looked like a remote control from the 80s, nigga. It ain't need that. They got a little ass square that you got to put yourself in on the selfie. You're like, bitch. Somebody ain't going to be in this picture, bitch. My fucking sent me a video from an Android. They asked for my email.

I was like, no, he won't see it. Niggas sent me a video on me from my Android. I looked like CJ from San Andreas. Nick, I'm like, damn. They could turn me into a grandf auto character, man. You is stupid. That's what I look. I'm like, that ain't me, that's C.J.

Have you ever noticed anytime somebody record you on the Android look like Vaseline on it? She blurred in the bitch. Look at all the niggins by Android's like, nigga, let's leave. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Wipe your phone off when you record. Fuck you. Shit, I might get an Android. This goddamn iPhone remember every goddamn thing.

Man, what? That motherfucker be talking. You did not say that. iPhone don't let you forget nothing. You ever delete a motherfucker number and they call you back. I phone be like Maybe old boo Not even that Lose, not even that You ever been just walking around

Be like damn man I really could Need some tiles for the house You open up your phone, nigga And it's an ad for tiles You're like, wait a minute What the fuck That's why I always walk around my house by myself Saying stupid shit to my phone

People think I'm crazy I'd be like, boy I hope some bitches Come through the night Saw some dick I shall be boo-ggy because I go to other people's shows, maybe having concerts and shit, he'd be girls, lied to them. Ha, ha, ha. They can't wait, suck a dick.

When it's our shows, nobody lines up. What was going on? I didn't know what's going on. I don't get it. I don't get it. I want to slang dick, too. I don't get it. Somebody want to fuck me.

Don't do that. You know what I think it is, fly. I don't know what it is about ladies thinking that you're gonna think they're a hole if they get you some head or some pussy when they first meet you. First of all, that mean you make good decisions. That's the first thing. That means you ain't got time to waste. I just

hate that I was the nigger who was going to be the breaking factor. Like she's all way up to her big limit. I would get you some pussy, but I ain't no hole. Like you didn't say that shit three dicks ago. You were like, you're some pussy. It's whatever. I'm good. Hey, you know what the worst

though? Is the way, where she'd be a for everybody else than want you to go on dates and shit, when we're going to fuck and when we're going out. Bitch, never. I got to be the nigga to break the motherfucking cycle. Be a whole with me too. They all they want to change on you. I want that same treatment that that nigga got. What? Don't change on me, ladies. I ain't shit.

Tell it. I'm the nigger that you get practice on. But he said yes you are. You got a new sex move or some bitch, I'm the nigga you practice on. That's the thing, ladies. You got to understand. You don't know nothing about a nigga about waiting and making them wait for sex. That nigga ain't going to show you who he really is. He'll have to you

make them nut anyway. You might as well get that shit out the way early so you can find out who this nigga really is. And know that might not make no sense to y'all, but think about it ladies, how mad would you be if you wait six months to give a niggins and pussy then he can't fuck? You're going to be mad the motherfucker, ain't you? See how mad y'all? Right. So why y'all keep doing the dumb shit then?

Right. Change your fucking weights. Right. You wait six months had that pussy stink, bitch. I don't want to do that. That's why they do that. That's why Hose is winning. Because Hose be confusing, niggas. Hose get you some pussy fast and make you have to come up with some shit. But he's going to pussy.

Now what we're going to do? Shit. Shit, I guess we can go get something to eat. Now, I mean. Now you're forcing that man to be who he is. You see he a good dude now. Ask me that question. What you're going to do?

Shit, I'm going to leave. I told you. We're going to practice, bitch. I don't love you. Yeah, fucking, all I'm saying is, fucking me ain't going to make you a hoe. You was a hole already. You had to be.

I'm motivation. You fuck me for motivation. I tell you like, listen, just keep doing what you doing. You gonna find somebody. Exactly. Fucking me ain't gonna make you no hole because I ain't gonna judge you. That's not my job. I see the good girl that you in.

I can't judge nobody. What? Do your thing. Man. I support you. When you give me some pussy, that puts you on another level of people. Right. Like, you see how all these people in here?

Right. Like if some shit happened, I don't have to save nobody. nobody because I ain't fuck nobody in here all I got to do is get out safely yeah but if there was some pussy in here I'm gonna make sure I'm safe but I'm gonna make sure she got out you you gonna do that like if this bitch burst in the flames the one bitch who fucked me is up there I'm gonna do my best to communicate getting that bitch to safety down the steps two steps down hey bro with the yellow shirt grab up on me bro I'm gonna be yelling at your assail I got you when we get outside

you ain't even come get me I told a nigga with the yellow shirt you hear me We arguing you alive. She ain't gonna save you. That's the thing, ladies, y'all got a man. Listen, it'd be y'all. And I know y'all's gonna get mad at this, but this is the truth. It's y'all fault, niggas lie.

Bro, hold up. Bro. I just thought about something. Charleston, not a big city, nigga. Charleston and not a big city. It's people in this room that have fucked each other that's in here with their new shit right now. Don't do that.

That was worse than what I was about to say. But for real, ladies, it's y'all fault. you don't believe so you don't watch this all my niggas in Charleston make some noise all right now my niggins in Charleston they got a little dick make some noise okay now watch this ladies make some noise some little dick niggins in Charleston and you don't understand why niggins lie you're making too much noise Ms. Lay.

Why do you do that? You make a nigga think he got a big dig and can fuck because you don't want to hurt his ego and then get mad when he turned around and act like the nigga

you made him think he was. I don't give him fuck. You better lie to me, bitch. Better keep lying. That's why I ask questions. Bit that dick is big. Yeah, surely. It's for my mind.

It's for my mind. Women don't tell nobody you got a little dick except for people who don't supposed to know. They wait until you at your family reunion. Fuck you. That's why you ate my ass, you little dick-ass, nigga. In front of my grandma, bitch.

I put motherfucking my whole thing. You don't disrespecting my whole three generations. My mama and grandma, I'm my aunties out here, bitch. They all want to fight, too. Get that bitch out of it. Get that bitch out of it. Your auntie your asshole. Take up my favorite little nephew right there.

Get that bit of out of hell. Your grandma going to take up for you. Get that bit off out of him. No, put that plate that, put that plate down, and get that bit up out of hell. Why didn't keep putting his living his mouth? Let me get that bit up out of hell. You don't know by the black of you.

Get that, yeah, that bit about you. Bro. That's the thing, ladies, y'all lie so goddamn good. It's not that you don't like lies. You just don't like it and told them. better than any nigga ever could. Right. It's a, it's, fuck that, ladies.

Y'all motherfuckers got that good cool shit, but y'all. Every woman in here got at least three niggas that think they're your friend, that you know what to fuck, but you got this nigga in the friend zone and just give him enough hope that he may get some pussy. You do just a little bit.

To not fuck up the thought of him, maybe get some pussy so you can keep getting all the shit from him that he'd be given to. For free. For free. Free. Free meals. All that, there's so many motherfuckers in here and fellas. It's Right now, you guarantee that probably 90% of y'all is in a bitch free food.

Free meal. Nice car. She ain't shit. We talk about you. Look, she went out of her big boogie home girl. Let's tag team a bitch, excuse me. Ooh, she's eating up here. Even the little women got ass.

She's got a little skit one. I see that a little skit, bitch. You saw it. That's what I'm saying. That's the thing, ladies, y'all got that power with that. Look at that all that pussy. Stop the whole room. Shot the whole, everything stop.

Pussy make you do shit. Look at this stupid eye, nigga. Pussy make you do shit you never thought you would do. That's a pussy so good one time I helped the bitch take her breeze out. I'm in there with the comb. I didn't even know I can try to do this, but I'm supposed to split it down to the middle. What? Hey, bro, you ever seen a bitch so fast?

You got to make the ugly face to look at a guy. Hey, fella, you ever tried to talk to a bitch with your eyes, but she don't never want to look at you. This bitch, look at me. I'm glad to talk to you, man, isn't it? We'll go find another bitch to talk to with my eyes. Shit, stupid. Digger with no game.

Why don't we talk with their eyes? Oh, shit. We fuck with all y'all, bro. Shout out to everybody black. For real, man. Everybody black. Salute to the couple white people, too. We fuck with y'all.

No, if the white people, if they came to this shit, they let you know that they're on some different shit. Right. They're nigger lovers. It's different. Shout out to the white people with no white friends. All your friends is realhood niggas. Don't agree with that.

You might get beat up. But it's different white people. You got white people, and you got nigger lovers. There's white people, then there's nigger lovers. Real talk. We've been having niggal lovers

from back then. The ones who's to hide the slaves when she should go on? Hey, let J.B., you're not about to come burn? This house right here. Going back up the street with that. So you're telling me, I can't go on your house.

You can't go in this one. I'll tell you right now. Going up the street with that, the slaves used to be in the house. Like, you think he'll let him in. They probably was all supportive. And she said, good luck with you. your freedom.

Hey, you come back and see us if you get free, you hear me? Nigger lovers. That's too fucked up to laugh at. Only the light-skinned nigger laughed did that shit. He was in the house. His white side lamp. This guy's hilarious. Ah.

Oh, God. I think that's part of they did and they did to do that shit. That's their first words. Oh, God. He said it My god Fucking amazing What type of music you listen to when you get pussy big man?

This whole show ain't nobody's saying It's not unusual to be loved by now You know I know what you listen to I know what you listen to I know what you listen to Lady in Red Is dancing with me If you like peon your collada

No, you know what he listened to. All right, stop. Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new addition. Something grab the hold of me tightly flowed like a harpoon daily at night. When it's going to stop, yo, I don't know. Turn out the lights and now glue. To the extreme, I rub the mouth like a vandal.

He'd be at home killing this shit. Ice, baby. That is my shit, chico. Oh, yeah. That is my shit. What? If you let pinio, collado. Blue, blue, they're getting caught in the rain.

If you're not in the yoga. Hold on, hey, man, fuck that. We're going to make us one. Play us some pimps shit, right? That should be hard. The real nigga, the other version. If you like rolling your refug, and drinking hitty every day.

Blue, blue, blue. Your baby mama thick as hell, y'all. And getting money all day. Yeah, it'll be hard. If you like getting headed midnight, yeah. No, no, good suck on the meat. Blue, blue, blue, blue. Won't you come through my hood, hold?

Blue, blue, blue. So my dick gets a treat. Hey, it'll be blue, blue. See, why me to eat that booty? Ow, ow, ow, ow. I'm like no, bitch, stop. Ow, ow, ow, ow. I'm only eating coottee.

Ow, ow, because your ass smell like rot. If you're like rolling up, you're reefer and selling lots of cocaine. I feel like we can be country singles, but real tough, definitely could be country singing. You heard the new trap country song. That little Nas X, that shit go hard. Everybody support that shit. That young nigger got a phone. Yes.

We can take over. We can take over. I got my horses in the bag. That's it all. Country music. Go help the nigga get some money. It's going to fuck them up. Nigger country music

Fucking them up Take on your money Nigel country music They're letting in a motherfucker boy And cruising I'm selling weed all day Send to po-pose I said it ain't gonna be okay

Had to pull on over Had to sit real still Because everybody knew that black nigs had killed Sit to be a head Top number one I think of playing funeral home, dude. I know.

That sound like a nigga Pat. Thank you for coming in. We appreciate you. Yeah. Let's up of that country music. My girl got on all Adidas with the Nike Zone. What's you got to say? I like this shit.

He got on all Adidas with the Nike's on. That's a real hood shit. Uh-oh, that's upset the vampire. She got on Adidas with the Nike. We gotta, oh, we got action! You know she gets a spark. She put the Adidas on with the Nikes because she got dressed in the dark.

Those are Adidas, probably because he couldn't see. Keep your shoe off, baby, let me see if you got man feet. All right, all right, we're in Charleston. Where shit really goes down. What? I had to get you. She let her try to talk to me, and I didn't understand the sound. But she had a big old bulky, and I wanted to touch.

Damn. She took me back to her house, but she didn't let me fuck. When you come to Charleston, you better wear a condom bro. These bitches be going everywhere, so you never know where they'll go. Last night I was with this freak She said her name was Jane She took my digging my balls And she started doing very strange things

God dog She started to sing like this With her fingers on my balls Just like that bro Tickling on the balls She was telling your balls To come here Come here, boss

One more time. Come here, boss. Say it again. Come here, ball. Hey. We're like no other. I like my porch I'm smothered. And I really don't believe that these two niggers are brothers.

But they said they were and we're giving them the benefit of the doubt. If you got big titties, take them out. Whoa, a mile. This the 85 South show. Hold on, we got to get some feedback from a white dude. We got to see where we at. How this shit sound? You were riding your truck listening to this?

You're riding your Ford F150. We could. Buzz like your said to shit, James 15th. Buzz like you're fucking with it. White people get excited. They go from zero to 100. We'll be in my 4th and Y-F50! I put 26 inches on the Chevrolet truck.

Real niggins shit. and they ain't gave no fuck my baby mama wants a big and i'ma see her bro gotta go to the hood and sell a half a oh my nigger yesterday called my phone he said let's make a play he want to buy a hole zone not a half man he say he want a whole one nigga tried to buy my shivvy he got the old one don't smoke mid cause that's a sin fuck make america great again we ain't never had that shit in our hood but everything around Here's been all good. We don't like to smoke swiss or sweets

Because backwood smoke real longer. Hey, you know what it is. I like my marijuana stronger. Yeah, that shit, hold on. We'll plug around and go triple. I swear we can do what we want to do. Go triple punchwood on them niggas. Triple platinum.

Triple platinum. You know what I'm doing? What? I'm really just chilling Just chilling Looking in through the audience We got tities in the building Whole lot of them

Titties in the building There are tities in the building Excuse me, brother Mother Got tities in the building Yeah Charleston, South Carolina Charleston, South Carolina

We're in Charleston, South Carolina, We're in Charleston, South Carolina We're Charleston, South Carolina We're in Charleston, South Carolina We're in Charleston, South Carolina We're in Charleston, South Carolina Hey, we're in Charleston, South Carolina This is the Eddie by and South show

It's a podcast for niggas who dressed like the hamburger. How do you yodel? Do any white person know how to yodel? My n'all-l-l-l-la-la-la-la-la-you-le-my nigger drop some stupid-ass sounds in that, bitch. That's how I eat pussy anyway. Y'all don't doing this sometimes really don't do nothing when you eat the pussy. They really look at you like, you're doing. Bitch, you need to say something.

Oh, y'all. treat the pussy. They would not tell you. They just, you want to eat it. Go ahead. We don't care. If you had a good time, put your hands in the air. That's it what you doing. I say, we don't care. Put your hands in the motherfucking air. Because we're in Charleston, South Carolina. Where are we at? Charleston, South Carolina.

And where are we at? Charleston, South Carolina. Where are we at? Charleston, South Carolina. Charleston, South Carolina. Chucktown. Charleston, South Carolina. A Chick-Tale!

Oh, Charleston, South Carolina. A black town. Yeah, that's no right there. Lozden say Chucktell. Listen, when I say Charleston, South Carolina, y'all say ChuckTown. We're going to get this shit going. This is going to be in here. So here we go.

Charleston, South Carolina. Charleston, South Carolina. Charleston, South Carolina. Hey, Charleston, South Carolina. Okay. Chawston, South Carolina. All right, I'm going to need my side. I need a stupid side.

All right, they're going to be my side. They're going to be that side. All right. This is my side right here. We're going to split the shit down the middle. Whatever you want to do. So you got Charleston. I got Charleston.

You got Chuck. You get Chuck. You get Chucked out. You do what you do. I got some other shit. All right. So this side, right, we're going to kick it all. We're just going to do the Charleston, South Carolina.

And then we're going to let them do what they do. So on the one. Okay. And the two. And the motherfucker three go like this We say Charleston, South Carolina Charleston, South Carolina Charleston, South Carolina

No more time, Charleston, South Carolina I want my phone, here we go. Blah blah-la-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-l-ha-ha-ha-ha Okay I need a big old boot. Hey, I need a big old boogie, he's not going to do shit. I said he's not going to do shit. You got damn right.

Neither is this one here. Okay, neither is this one here They go to the same church They go They go They be like Hallelujah Hallelujah

Oh, you want to go? Hallelujah. Let's give me go. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Lord Paul Martin

Praise God One more time say praise God Praise God Jesus is my nigger Jesus is my nigger Jesus is our nigger Jesus is our nigger too Jesus is my nigger too

Hold on, hold on, hold on Chico, I thought we got a motherfucking problem Did I hear you say Jesus is my nigger, my nix? Hey, charge the South Carolina, man, we let the shit out, y'all. We love you, motherfucking. We are the Addy Fast South Show. Charge and Chucktown, we lay, yeah. Rest and peace, Nipsey, hustle.

Rest and peace, man. Rest and peace, the nipsy hustle. Every last one of you motherfuckers, we love y'all. Trust it. We are y'all! I'm going to be And it's like every song as I'm on, I be calling my spitters. How you shot him from a big stone, man.

Dude. He's like, how come I have these cats yet? How you doing? Chico, you smarter than the bitch. Damn, man. That's great. Another one, see? Just one in there.

Get those people a hell of a show. 85 South Show. And Charleston, South Carolina, man. Carolina man. Shit, pushing through. Rest of peace to Nipsy Hustle, man. That shit hit the community heart. We find out about that shit on stage, but you know what? We still push through and gaming people a good show, man. Shit.

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