The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Charlotte Roast Session DC Young Fly Karlous Miller And Chico Bean | Ep. 135

Episode Date: June 16, 2018

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Bro, you've ever been so high you sit at that four-way stop and wait on that bitch to turn green? Fuck wrong with this light, bro. That bitch is steady blinking, red. Mim-me-me-me-go, motherfucker-go! Yeah, 85 south of them. Can you see them beefing about letting the church quiet go up? He coming to quiet man. Look, you go on Maca Man, not his. You listen to me.

How you play it? Appreciate it, bro. We're good. Come back, come back, come at, come at. Come on, man. With your ankles. He thought he had a friend. That's the fucked up part about it. He thought he had a friend.

He was with a skirt, then she didn't want to cuddle. I almost got sick because I was laying in the puddle. Oh. And that was part of the field. part of the fan bro she fucked around and left the fan on so now I'm cold with no color she stayed at a crib with a little sister and her big brother and my t-shirt was wet she still ain't caught me back here damn she left behind See them attractors sexy, yeah.

They really turn on. I'm telling you, bro. I think a geek duck. But he's hilarious. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Don't think you gotta hang out all night. Sometimes they've been a dipped off and hit the shit you ain't on. Take your ass home.

Don't fuck around and be out here with your crackhead friends and don't know. You got to marry her, bruh. Anytime y'all lit in the box she ever, she leaned over, say some gangsta shit, make you fall back in love, bay. 12 oh shit is this my soul mate or what ain't fin to lie acting like i'm happy where the white man man you need to make it I need me a fight cause a nigger gotta go you must ain't really heard about the 85 show oh look oh like this shit why you why your hand right there and looking like a dick now get it out my bad yeah I just noticed

there yeah that hair right there I said yesterday. Oh, that damn. Oh, my. That bitch had to say, skew me twice for the ass and the tit. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

I'm sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. What's the line to live, child? There you got that one permanent gold right there. Ooh, you suck that dick all night. I want to get some of that

Boom, boom I guarantee it that's what made me stay in North Carolina. When I first came from DC and walked into a Walmart nigger, my life changed. I saw Captain Crunch for $1.25 cent a box. I thought somebody was punking me. I'm like, nigger, oh my god, how to fucking... Then I walked out and then it was some draws.

I'm like, I can get draws too. Then I walked in another aisle with TVs. I'm like, nigger, this is... happened right here I don't ever want to go nowhere else but Walmart if I die bury me at the Walmart nigger have my funeral at the Walmart just had them slash prices the whole time I'm in there in the casket yeah pork and beans is all sale for half off because bean died so get your beans for half off Nick that's what it is we got a great show on deck for y'all tonight we got a damn

nigga you bought a horn too you is ready you gonna get signed the night that That nigga said, I got it. You was in the bathroom like this. Like, like, bern-b-r-b-b-blum-d-d-d-da. B'-da-dun-d-d-da. Yep, got it down. Them niggas gonna fuck with me. I'm gonna be on the 85 South show.

That's what it is, man. But we got a great show on deck for you guys tonight. Man, I'm glad all y'all came out. So we're about to keep this show rolling. I'm about to bring my brother up on stage. You all know them. You've seen them, you've seen them live. You're about to see them live right here

to Charlotte Comedy Zone tonight. So I need everybody stop making some noise. See show my nigga how y'all adore it down here. Stop making some noise. Stop making some noise for the one, the only D.C. Young Fly! Don't you know this song, white man? Hold on, hold on, where my favorite part is. What a hook at! She thinks my tractor sexy. Hey, nigga, cut it on.

Bitch, didn't I tell you I want it on the hook? I want that little white part. She's think my tractor sexy. Thank you. White man, you know this song right here? You don't know this shit? You Puerto Rican. She said she got a phone and I asked what it is.

She wants a little phone in the yard for the kids. I said, I didn't know. I thought you were, you know her thing. I thought you were, hey, eh. That had a Mexican talk. I thought you were, you know her day. Shit, I'm going to play some different shit, like, who thought I got salina? I know they got...

You don't get... Ha! Ah! Ha! Ha! Hell now! What's your name, Auntie? You'll get your matrons looking at.

She like, what you want, bitch? I just want something to make me fly. Oh, she know that song then. Hey, you know that song I'm just playing. She's ain't my tractor sexy, eh. You don't know that song? You do. Can you say that little part right there?

She's ain't my tractor sexy, yeah. Come on, just one time. for your people man don't let your people down come on man that you know you you're gonna do what happened you're okay with letting them down a leg you ain't shit bitch I just won't who I'm gonna do it for you there she's there ain't my tractor sexy y'all should see that movie hey what's the name of that song what's the name of that song Chaney Nelson Dee Chaney?

Kenny Chesney. Kenny Chesney? Yes. Listen, man. If y'all ever get home and smoke you a black man, pour that shit up, these white bitches are fucking white niggas for a tractor trailer, man. I'm telling you. The bitch is standing on the tractor trailer like this.

He down at the bottle toes her, she's like by tractors six. These bids are fucking for a tractor trailer. And they say, we ain't shit. No bitch, you ain't shit. What's up, Auntie? What's your name, Auntie? Ooh, Seriz, you got that clomp on with you. That one that just file right there.

That's that one that don't take no time, bitch. What are we going? Fire the church. That's what we're going. I think that's it right there. Yep, that's what we're going. Don't let her lose that clomp on. You're going to have a fit.

Why this shit won't stay on? Look at that nigga here with the pink shirt. Why don't get your ass on, bye? What you work at? Real world, what are you working at? Macy's with that ugly ass shirt off. You work for the railroad? I ain't even know those nigger was hiring.

Niggas still ride the train? What railroad are you working on in? North and south? You said who? Northern Southern. That's the name of the railroad come. How you get that job, nigga? How do you get it?

You had to pay to get the job? You just woke up and got the job. Oh, the fuck you didn't. You had to go through proper procedure to be a perfect railroad man, nigga. What the... I don't know what railroad man do, but I think they do this shit. You ever wanting to quit because you just know ain't no train ever coming down here? You're like, man, what the fuck are we doing down here?

They just got them fixing shit just to be fixing shit. You ever roll the train? You ever actually just rolled on one? You was your. Nigger, are you hearing what the fuck I'm saying? This nigga talking about I woke up, had a job, had money. I was young. That's your friend right now?

That's your buddy. That's your buddy-o-pout. That's your friend? You don't know. Oh, he's like, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know that nigga. I mean, there's two niggas, no bitches. I'm trying to figure out what going on. She's thing my tractor sexy.

Oh my God. This is going to be fun. What do you do for a living, y'all, nigga? I'm probation, I know you're up for me. I mean, I'm my old probation, so I don't give a fuck. I have fibrill blood right in front of your ass. She lay my track, you're sick, see. I ain't gonna lie, boy.

I'm glad I'm my probation, bud. I ain't lie, I never get any. My probation officer called me, the day I got off of me. I ain't smoked peers since I was on that morpour. You feel, because I ain't got time to violate. You feel what I'm saying? I ain't, man. I ain't, man.

I didn't try to go to jail in this shit. I did my time, but I did them little thudder one day. Fuck that. That's too much for me, yeah. She was like, come on there, Mr. Whitfield, I just want to see you. I'm like, bitch, you ain't never wanted to see me. My God, that nigga, they were happy as hell

I was getting off. All the PO wanted to take a picture and shit on everything, nigga, I was just standing that bitch taking the picture. I'm like, damn, oh, she don't smear that weed in my face. I'm trying to find out. Where this nigga came from? Who you is?

A guy, nigga, fuck wrong with you. Big head out. What's your name? Who? Just will. You look like you go to church with them clothes on. Stupid-eyed, nigger. Why y'all suit that, nigger?

How you gonna be the organ player over here with church clothes? Nicky, come on. You know how to play that? For real. You got some fat-ass fingers, hell. You gonna be pressing two keys at one time, fat finger? I'm like, wrong note. Shit, I need to spread them, spread them.

Play something, let me hear. That motherfucker, look, that ain't a real piano. That nigga, like seeing old 4K, the Holy Ghost. That nigga played too much. That nigga started playing that right in the middle of sermon. Yes, uh, Lord, uh, excuse me, uh, that's not the time. You're supposed to play that at the end, uh, when you hear the ah shit. That's when you play that, motherfucker.

I got my boy J-O-N. Y'all ready? y'all ready y'all ready i don't want to hold y'all too much i could be up here all day low oh look at you y'all look at oh coogas with the short hair cut oh oh oh oh that pussy is hairy um what's your name auntie lillian oh look how old it sound y'all Lilian, oh, that pussy is hairy. They be like, I think the pussy in there, shit. I think it's... Yep, that ain't it right now.

Okay, I'm gonna go. I got these little baby-ass speakers on them all. Can y'all hear us in the back? Y'all get his in the back? Y'all get his? Y'all can't see you motherfuckers. I just, I just, you late motherfuckers got y'all tickets. Okay, I want to make sure that I touch everybody.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. I love my girls' BBW. You better stop. I see you girl. Titties all on the table. They...

They... She almost bit her titty is in a plate. is in a plate. Okay, listen, I can do this all day. Okay, now the next motherfucker I'm about to breathe to the motherfucker stage. I love seeing this nigga on stage. If y'all think me is a motherfucking fool If y'all think Chico it's a motherfucking fool

This nigga right here sit back and grasp it all in And I swirled and everything If you ain't got no giggles bitch you gonna fart I'm telling you now you got a wee-bile movement bitch You gonna put shit on yourself because this nigga is hilarious y'all start clapping up for my dog you not seen on MTV B&T make some noise for Carlos Smiller me and thought I heard somebody said they was a real one

thought I heard somebody say they want a real one thought of me and my little hope we be out in public catching feelings I'd be fucking hell without the rubble kick a bitch ass go to jail beat up a brother disrespect me I'm gonna die that's just how I'm coming turn this shit off oh my god that's probably some of the hardest shit that they came out in the last 10 years kick a bitch ass go to jail be beat up her brother that mean her brother already in there got an ass whoop and

coming don't he don't need no nothing about this shit how y'all feeling the night bro got us in this storm shelter look like we dug in a tornado in this bitch who we got in here tonight shout out to the cougars I see you baby oh got them grown ladies in here I see them I love them coogers too can't go to sleep as soon as you give them the dick as soon as you get to them. They go right to sleep. They'll text you two days later, a young man.

It feels like it's still in there. Ooh, shit. This pussy got that memory foam in it. You didn't even fuck with them older ladies. They just tell you all the old dudes. You fuck like, boy, that dick robber there all day. You fuck just like robber there. God rest is so.

Did you compare my dick with a dead, nigger, man? How y'all feeling tonight? We good? Y'all went to church today? She got quiet, for real. Fuck church, everybody going to hell. It's lit. I want to go.

That's where all the holes are going to be. They're going to walk up still on some horses. What's up? Damn, you cute dead. When are you dead? Niggia, you're going to be fleshed up about two weeks ago. Yeah. How you died?

Natural cause. Mother fuck you didn't and he was 36. What else we got going on in here tonight? I see a lot of fine ladies in here looking single or at least like you don't want nobody. What's up? What are we doing this summer? We're getting together and we're all single?

I want to know. I just found out that was single. This shit crazy. I was on Instagram. My girl then posted a picture with her boyfriend. I was like, damn. You should have told me something, that. I didn't block the bitch.

But she could still tell me. But she could still text. Stop recording my dick area later. Hold the shit up now. I don't want you making little dick movies and stuff. That's what you do. You come to the show and you record the whole show on the Android. That's crazy.

I ain't even gonna look like me on that motherfucker. What are you on? Facebook Live with three people? Turn this shit off. Have no fans, no followers. Turn that bullshit off. You're stealing this shit for nothing. Oh, we're about to have some fun in here tonight, bro.

You see I got my keyboard player of him. How you living, G. This is Malcolm X. Grandson. All niggas with glasses play instruments, huh? You gotta have them glasses. You can't see them notes. Of course y'all know my nigger J-O-W-win. Let me see if I got some of my time. type in here.

Let's see. You know, hood chick, bite their fingernails off, hide their hands. I like a real project, bitch, still. It rings from the beauty supply stuff. Not because she ain't got no money just because she know how. Yeah, old project ad, bitch. That's what I'm looking for. Know how to Parallel Park or Box Chevy.

That nigga said, preach! Bro, you just dab your girl up. She can do that shit? shit. You got to marry her, bro. Anytime y'all lit in the box she and she leaned over and say some gangstad shit, make you fall back in love. Bay.

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Forgiven. I'm telling you, I've been with them. How do you think I got this house? They forgave all my taxes. Get the hell off my port. Bye. Getaway a little. You ain't even know y'all was together to somebody.

Yeah, y'all were together to somebody. I get, bro. Hey, shout out to all the niggas who then moved in for the summer in your new girl spot. You've just been sneaking one outfit at a time over there. Not all your shit over there, she can't say nothing. My nigger, was you supposed to be discreet? Everybody saw that.

You good? This shit sound all right. Can y'all hear us in the back for real? Yeah. Okay. We're just double checking. These courts and shit loose. This ain't really a club.

This used to be a skating ring. Oh, bro. This is about to be. I don't know if y'all been watching the podcast a lot of people here might not be familiar with the 85 shop show this is the 85 sap show bro this is this podcast right here is for people who get paid can count their money three times before you had a little bit under the mattress yeah this podcast right here is for all the ladies who keep a little 40 dollars in the broth yeah you gonna figure out what this is bro

So all the niggins that they never took a bath with some dish open. You was grown before you knew they had actual bubble bath, my name. Yeah, we ain't here tonight, bro. Much love to all the ladies who weighing their real hell. We fucking with that all summer. Yeah, I'm so sick of these lace fronts and shit. y'all used to glue them on now y'all just wearing them like hoodies i'm tired of this shit please start wearing these fake eyelashes too that is scary as fuck y'all really think we believe

your eyelashes this fucking long they really do burghers they be trying to sneak and throw them away i let this girl spend the night over my house she then took the motherfuckers off smash them together and she didn't left them on the bathroom county i go in there to pee i'm scared as hell I think it's a tarantula, isn't this motherfucker? What kind of roach is that? For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is the turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls

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for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Play me some pimping on the keyboard, pimp. Don't act like I'm scared. Damn, you went right into some love shit. What's that shit called? That's the shit you had to play when you got a baby on the way

and your girl found out. When you're sad bitch pregnant, be talking on her grandma porch, look, this baby don't mean nothing to me. So what we gonna do? Fuck you, nigga, I don't need you. Oh, for real. For real. That's how you gonna do it, nigga.

You're gonna let a sad baby come between us? Who was with you when you ain't had no edge? Oh, shit. Make some noise you in here with you. Make some noise you in here with your lady tonight. And y'all been watching 85 South Show. Now y'all fuck with each other more than y'all ever did. We got a mission here at the 85 South Show.

We got a lot of work to do, fellas. We gotta start back fingering. It's up to us to bring fingering back, right? I don't know how it fell off. We got grown, we got busy. But we got to bring fingering back, bro. Remember fingering was the highlight of your date? We're being managed, y'all Summerfell's.

We sucking titty's in the car tonight. On the way home, bro, suck your girl titty. Ladies help him out. Pull the titty out. Don't even say nothing. See how far y'all get before he knows your titty out. There's some niggas over in this section who just like me. Niggas just like me right there, boy. You'll be fucking the project bitch

and their front door won't lock. So you fucking right on the edge of the couch with your thigh on the door? These niggas know me over there. You might be one of the real niggas in here tonight, bro. You ever had the bitch buy you some weed from her baby daddy? Okay then. These niggas over here went to college.

They ain't feeling this shit. They'd be going on dates and shit, little pink polos and shit. Niggas who buy their polo from Macy's? I'm talking to the niggins who buy their polo from T.J. Max. I know my audience, bro. I know my motherfuckin' audience. Yeah, ghetto shit. We like our women, fake bougie. When she get ready to go to bed, she tied her out with the fake Gucci scar.

That bit be this tall. Looking like Nefertiti coming to the bed. Ladies always wrap your hair up. There's real niggas in here know that pussy be wetter when you got that night hat on. I don't know what it is about having the three rollers around the edges. Keep that pussy wet. Shout out to all the real niggas that still fuck with their socks on. Even when you slip off, you ball up your toes so you keep that grip.

You'll never take it all way out because you need that grip. I know who I tell jokes for. I'm glad y'all made it out, bro. Come on, bro, get in here. Real niggins section over there. Type of niggins, ladies, who'll be hitting it from the back and blow some tissue out your booty.

Because we care about you. Everybody ain't gonna do that, bro. They didn't did this before. Look at the college, niggas. They're nasty. No, we're not. We Project Babies grew up on public school lunch, sharing a bike. Yeah, that shit kind of hard right now.

I like that. Keep that going. And now we open up the floor to any guest of guests. That's it hard, isn't it? If you woke up this story, morning and you wish you fuck nigger would try you sometimes you just got to look at yourself and say I am somebody I turn to a whole motivational speaker of that shit turn it off just getting them that's enough we ain't gonna give them too much they ain't ready to change their life today that was just an introduction to

the seminar brother as your lady you got a love my bruh tell me you ain't shit out here left Y'all niggas in relationships thinking you got options. I'm here to tell you, you got life fucked up. Y'all didn't leave her shit out here in these streets. A bunch of angry bitches looking for another nigga. It's fucked up. Swimming out here ain't even drinking water, bro.

Pussy tastes like ashtray change. Stay at home, my nigga, I'm telling you. Ask these young chicks to cook for you. They think you're cheating on them. So which one of your bitches you fucking weed got you talking about these kitchen shit? Like, where they come from? Bro, this is a ghetto-ass audience. Miss Lay, that's your man right there?

You fuck with him. I know you love him. How long you've been with him? with him. You look happy as hell, bro. You must have found that nigga out of some bullshit. That's your bounce-back nigga. What you're owing for, shut up, nigga?

Some of y'all niggas is in between, niggas. You ain't the main one. You're the niggins she meet right before she find happiness, Nick. Old scholarship-ass, nigga. Know your role. That's how you don't get your heart broke, nigger. When you see a chick you used to fuck with doing better,

be proud, be like, hell yeah. helped her do that if she wouldn't a fuck with me she wouldn't have met this doctor nigger I was her stepping stone nigga I see you baby let me leave these young niggas have no idea what I'm talking about talking to the old niggas who fuck one one time go to sleep wake up at 1.30 in the morning looking for some juice and some old coochie grown niggins who don't even give a fuck no more you get out your bed niggie from the waist down just a t-shirt on my goddamn house I remember dig hand orange juice going on in there much love all the pretty

bitches who snore start taking your ass home with your sleep at me This is too real, ain't it? I should tell some jokes. Some soft shit. Must look out of the big ladies in here who can't laugh like they want to because you got their waist train on. Man, take that bullshit off.

I see you in here. Can't laugh. Just giggling. He's so stupid. Man, about to pass out. He didn't head it on too long. Now right, he'll stink right here under the... Okay, let me stop being mean.

Jay Wayne, play me some pimping, man, before my people come out here. That shit funky, bro. This ain't no regular comedy show, bro. You understand, download some funky shit to connect to the Wi-Fi. The Wi-Fi is Stormseller 1. Password is Thunderstorm. Much love.

That's what we're showing. Come with a hot summer. All the women who got two girlfriends and you love both of them. Don't leave your phone unlocked. Welcome home to all the niggins who they got out. Not from prison, just sit in jail. Suspending license. Child support.

Failure to appear. Oh shit, this is about to be nice. I'm talking to all them ladies who wrote. all them ladies who rode in a car with about three of your home girls and y'all just borrowed each other clothes and did each other half to all the cinderella's your kids old enough to watch their self is your podcast how you doing auntie see you with that green on push them titties up to your chin

you got chin titties a lot of women got man because we keep doing songs about big titty they're like, where the little titty song at? We're going to come over with one in a little bit. Don't never think we'll appreciate little titty too.

You'll fuck if you got the little sagging tits that look like Waffle House eggs. Real niggins will scoop them up. We don't get what fuck? Scoop them up, mash them together, make one titty. Suck the middle. Better learn how to improvise. That's funky right there, man. What my niggins are?

Somebody called my niggas. Somebody called my niggas. Somebody called my niggas. Somebody called my niggers. Call my niggas. Somebody called my niggas. Hey, that's that nighty game, right? Call my niggas.

Somebody called my niggas. Hello! Yeah, yeah. Oh, hello. Somebody fits that in the microphone. All right. They're trying to get it together. Get it together, Nicky.

These niggas, then, all right. Oh, yo, it's the nigger from church, yeah. It's the nigga who made beats for church. Hey. It's the nigga who made church. Okay, niggas, all right. Bro, that nigga is good. He's from a two-family household, bro.

That nigga had a father and shit. He tried to hook all this shit up. You know the nigger play the organ for the church and he's quite out of the same time. Don't know this nigger, bro. This the only nigger know how to play the o'clock. We're gonna get it. Hold up y'all, pause. But calling mic don't work.

It was working at the last show. Nigger broke it. I gotta sit at an awkward eye position so the cord won't move. Yeah, you gotta stay like that. The whole show. Yeah, welcome to the 85 shop show y'all. Feel like a chicken cheese carrot in there. Oh, Dauphine.

This nigga. Why are you moving just like one of them motherfuckers though? Hey, how can't every time you go? It's all the way one nigga gone. They're like, yep, I got turn this shit. Oh, shit. That nigga got the moves down. Them niggas ain't even meant chuggy cheese no more.

They got some chugget in large weight. He's got gastric bypass surgery. This nigga skinny now. That nigga in hell. You still got that waist though. That nigga chugget and got them been drinking some slim tea off Instagram. Now this motherfucker ain't even a rat no more.

He a mouse. Come on, bro. Fuck that. I used to always try to dance about a chicken, I used to go out there to the whole squad. I was like y'all niggas ain't doing that, but y'nigas ain't doing that. I swear I felt like Chuckie.

He's always like telling me but you're doing a good job. Every time. He'd lean over and be like, yeah, give me a five. I'm like, well, I ain't Chuck. You better stop playing. Bro. I always knew what coming too. He'll go up and then come down.

Oh, hey. Oh, you got to go on, check out. There we go. Hey, man, this thing has got that shit down back. You must have love for the Chuck. He was in there with him. Hey, bro. You was in there.

That nigga said. Hey, boy, I want the chicken cheese, nigger for everything. Christmas, birthdays, Easter, first Sunday, second Sunday. Afternoon Sunday. That was it. Biblical study. Nigger, you luck. After school program.

All chucky cheese. I graduated at Chuck in. Check it with the dean, nigger. Chuckie cheese would be scary a little bit because it'd be all them families in You know as soon as your baby come back hurt you be ready to fight like a motherfucking chucky cheese nigger and my motherfucker be on the world star video and chucky cheese and then DC be in the back still dancing me fuck them niggins fuck them niggas fight nix chucky ain't even got the same rise in them oh there you go big man got the man come on come on big man big man yeah yeah yeah oh yeah um you're making love to this mike

ugly eyes boy yeah i don't want to get them niggas my money God. You don't get him that niggas a goddamn thing. I thought the nigger was sitting on the couch. What I do? Nothing. You ain't there, shit. You can't tell them.

You can't tell them. You can't. That shit was fidgeting? These Easter speech is microphone. Yeah. These weak ass microphone. Look at them. They got these bitches for $999 apiece.

I was about to say you sound like a whole other nigger on that microphone. That's how you got to talk when you look at these speakers. These speakers, 99 a piece. You about these at 4 o'clock in the morning. Yeah, come on, get your 10 speaker for 499 apiece. Get them and put them in the comedy club. Let me see who else in here tonight, bro. You got a bunch of people in here.

We got a bunch of motherfuckers in here. We got the Mexican-Rican. Who? Right there. My man right there? I thought all right, but he was Puerto Rican. You Puerto Rican? Where you from, originally?

Detroit. Stupid. Delaware. Delaware. Delaware. Delaware. Delaware. There ain't no Puerto Rican.

Delaware. That's what it is. That nigga from... She, anywhere, some Puerto Ricans, there's a lot of them. Yeah. What do you say, Puerto Rican do with? They'd be a lot of them. Puerto Ricans don't fuck around.

They think they crave. They crave, but they ain't crazy. Don't be, I get my brother to beat your eyes. You're like, bitch, go get him. You're like, you're so crazy. I'm like, I know. Shats. I won't be fucking with them fold, bro.

You know Spanish? You know a little Spanish? Ah, they'll be talking about your ass. Bro, you better learn some Spanish, bro. I was at the grocery stuff. This little Spanish girl was showing her ass. Her mama looked at her and said, something, some, some, that Negro,

and the little girl looked up. I believe her mama said that black man gonna eat you if you understand. Damn. You know how you learned Spanish? If you watch that channel on TV long enough, you're gonna start thinking, You start thinking you know what the fuck they're saying on that Spanish channel with the soap operas on the nigger, that shit be watch that at 2 o'clock in the morning high.

Stretemonstratos, I guess y's rapos, six. Sir Mbartito, you'd be like, hell yeah, fuck that bitch, nigger. Straight up! Maybe there's some bad bids you go there. You don't even know what they're arguing about. This nigger dressed like a pirate standing in the hospital. Sal bantizo. That niggas see each other.

Selban Antonio. Miguel. How's the name? Seguyen. Damn, that she sounds real. Pinaki. Pinaki. Pinaki.

Plakitos, undress, stent, da da Tzee. I don't know Spanish like that. You la puxt? Tis. You la pus t'i?

Tis. the Pitya the Fly. The States and Nidus. The United. For that you, all right. Ah, right. So, that's right.

For granted, so on the Prato, the world, so, much, Mundo. Tittis. Tittis. Tittis. Tittis.

They've got too. Gond. Gigatitis. Much gond. TET. TET. Much gundo. P.

He got big up tetees. See, I know how to sell Spanish, but it'd be English, though. He got bigot dees. He got bigot de tis. I sari. Grande estatus. That'd be the funny shit in the world. You ever have a Spanish person, like, I got in an accident with the Spanish dude one time.

This nigga, I know he spoke English, but he faked me out so good. I'm like, man, you hit my shit. Aye, sorry. I so sorry. I said. I don't say, no sorry. I no sorry. No, he, you see.

Mikano. Shit, I had one, that nigga didn't get out of the car. I just see the nigga through the middle like that. I'm like, you better get out of it. I saw this. Shit. You throw ass out that car, they... About eight of their ass in there, like...

All y'all seen something, motherfucker. I've seen some Hispanic people, hit some people, and by the time the car crashed, they just took everything. It wasn't shit left. They broke the whole car down. Damn. Yeah, what shit there. A little piece of...

A little piece of... a head light was all that was left. They'd have made DC switch mics again, man. They didn't get me fucked up, man. That shit don't work. Damn, you can't even hear my nigg on. Oh, what I'm saying, man. Come on, man.

Wait lady, come on. She named my track, they're sexy, yeah. I don't like my son. They ain't been fucking with me myself. I put that little track the trailer out there. They were not supposed to know about the track the trail or something. Did some shit get wet or something? Why the microphone keep getting fucked up?

Oh, man. Jiggle that cord, bro. I've been trying, man. All right, talking about the black people establishment be fucked up. No, white people shouldn't be fucked up too. Yep. Now you sound like you're in the studio that's in the closet. With a sock on it.

Yeah, trying to record. I got a damn no swallow the mark. Oh, it's so good. That's your mixtape voice. Oh, I'm telling it. This is bullshit. Do I gotta use this, Mike? You know who you sound like? Who?

Who? Wasn't the homeboy car from jail trying to record his bar. I'm telling you that little 15 seconds. Everybody in me, bitch, though. He's gonna hang off, but I need you to call my mom. Hello? Hello? Hello?

They got these little bit of mic, man. These little bit as speaker, man. These little bit as speaker, man. You haven't been to a barbecue, nigger? You haven't been to a cookout? This shit on the good for the car, stupid-a-niggin' niggum. How the nigger said, bing. Buh, tis.

Nigger on here shit, but they're... No bass. base. Damn, they put these little eight by eight tweeters. Bro, that shit's so funny. These are some twitters. Leave that bitch just like that. Don't even fix it.

That niggins sounds like he on Spanish radio. Exactly. Don't worry about. They want to play with our money. Boy, you said, boy. Hey, man, you got you sound like, yeah. Let me get a number four, champ. Let me get a number four.

Don't worry about. They're going to look up and all these TV going to be gone since they want to play. Since they want to play with some real niggas. You can keep the speakers. He do sound like the drive-through nigg. The drive-through. niggas I know hello what you say bitch you heard me I want a number two a number who bitch who too you add pickles bitch oh oh my god oh my god feel like I'm in

voice message. I know. Hey, yeah, you reach your boy, man. Look, if I ain't pick up on with the fuck. All you're missing is the background music. Yeah. Yeah. Bitch, shut up.

I'm trying to record some. Yeah, yeah. You reach me again, shit. That might sound like one of the mics you give for your baby. We ain't got no money from Family Dollar that you pressed that pink one with the big top on it. Hello, welcome to McDonald's. Hey, yeah. This the mic you get, Mr. Mike you give him a most.

Let's the mic you give a motherfucker when you think he's gonna be somebody. Rap, rap, little fly, rap. Rock! I'm a motherfucker rock, cause I do what I do. And everybody want to see me when they're rocking my crew. Go man, man, man. Go man, man. Go man, man.

Go man, man. Go man, man. Go man, man. Go man, man. Go man, man. Go man man man. Go man man man. Go man man man.

Go man man. Bitch you choke tins all in my face. Go man man man, go man. Go man. Man, go your man, do your man, man, man. Do your damn man, man. Oh, damn. A little manish ain't.

Look at that man who played the beat for the church. Get your ass on, man. That shit will hauling. Do the little beat one more time? Man, man. No, man birthday mixtape. That's the shit right there. We be the uncles.

That's man man. Oh, nigger. That's gonna go. This nigga got this living color rag. Yeah, Check check it out. Sing. The best part of that was the kick, nigga.

Check it out. This is the real church road. Remember that bitch did that on that motherfucker? You got to go where? I was like, dude, who did that was? That was, I don't know who she was. She deserved an unsung for that move, though. That was the other home girl who didn't have her deposit.

They were just like, you just dance in the video. Living single. But you see how Eric did women are? They can live in an apartment with six roommates and still say niggins ain't shit. ain't shit. You're right. I think that went over their head. I think all the bitch's shit. You said again, Lo. They were six deep in the apartment. And their boyfriend stayed across the home. Still sit and stand us all. Hi, girl, you sleep on the couch when the camera grow off. And Queen Latina were trying to make everybody gay. I ain't going to say.

Ah, yeah. Do you see that part in the end? What episode was that? Nika, when last time you see Queen Latifah with a man on that show? She always at what? I don't know. Let me think about it. That was for show, bitch. She had three men out of teeth. Bruh.

I always wearing them little boy suits. Queen Latifah wasn't even the one who was gay on this show. Who was gay? That nigga, Kyle. Kyle. You talk about it. You told about the guy. Who is Maxine?

Nah, Nick. Cowbacher. He invented the gay dude voice. Yes, darling. That's the one who fuck with Maxine though. Nah, Kyle Barker, he used to beef with Maxine, but that nigga used to... Didn't they start fucking? They ended up fucking.

Damn, nigger, what are you watching? Yeah, I forgot. These niggins start fucking. I used to just watch Living Single because Martin went off. That was the only reason that. I was a modern fan. I always want a shout her to find a man, though, her little ho' ass. The skinnawin?

Who? What are, Ray Jean? Yeah. Ray Jean, a little freak hand. She was out there thought, man. She wanted that money. But she was fucking, though. Ray Jean was fucking out of everybody.

That's good. That one trying to tease. But you were lonely as hell, so bitch you's pay attention. Yeah. It was a message in the show. It don't matter how much pussy you give away if it ain't to the right person. Real talk. You just wasted pussy.

You just wasted pussy. Because St. Clair, a huddle of that, boyfriend. They loved each other. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's what happened. It don't matter if you slow or you fucked up. It's somebody who's slow or fucked up.

And we'll fuck you. All right. Oh, there we go. Oh, man. He's just gonna keep doing this shit all day. Just the only nigga I know, get tired. He's looking at, Mike. Appreciate it, bro.

We're good. Come back, come back, come at, come at, come at. Come on, man. With your ankles. He thought he had a friend. That's the fucked up part about it. He thought he had a friend. And this nigger, man, that was terrible, man.

Ethan, everybody thought it was about to be a beautiful moment. You thought DC was going to be like, bro, we thanks for how hard you're working. We know you're big, you keep walking back and forth, you're a little tired, but you keep coming. Thank you. I don't give it that. That man can't eat cut corner. That ain't got an up-out face with the ankles. The hell wrong with you.

I can't make a quick turn with these ankles. So you're trying to say that nigga, just got legs, then, feet. It's your feet right there. It's just legs. He ain't got toes. It's just feet. I hate you. That's why you walk straight up.

He can't bend him or you're going straight over. Charlotte North Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what you threw up right there. To what? No, I was just in a big. I was just playing with him.

Oh, yeah. Because he's going to be sitting out there waiting on your ass sweat. D.C. Hey, come here. I'm glad, nigg. You can head out of mic, nike. I'm not going to fuck, me. One thing about big niggas down. like to fight they just like to toss you fight over you got to catch me

first exactly you can get away from that nigga doing the chucky cheese shit ah big nigga you thought you had me ah nope nigger I don't think with big niggins you gotta keep a distance you don't let them grab me in the back your ass up put some chicken on the end of this motherfucker here's stop uh huh sit your ass on down uh huh you smell that shit was rotissera Shit, it was season. That niggins smelled a season. That niggas said, oh, smell a season, salt on that, my fuck.

Hey, fuck you little niggins. What you used, Billy Ray barbecue sauce? You played too much, little nigg. Yes, I did use Pillaray barbecue sauce. All these people recording this shit, send me this footage. I know, right? I need this shit, especially the part without the ankles of my neighbor. Who know about Bering?

That shit took me. out the game. I don't know where we're going from there. Every show we do, somebody be fucked up. They do. I don't give it an ass. Why that bathroom looks like you're supposed to do cocaine back there. You nigga, funny hell. And they got the poster of the white man looking like he's going to snitch soon as you go back there to hit the shit. Come on back here, asshole. Shit, he probably got it for sale. Yeah, no, right. He's asshole. Don't try that cocaine now if you ain't tried it back in the day. That ain't a drug Too late for drugs.

It's too late to try shit. Yeah, yeah. They put in everything and everything, nigga. You might find you in some bag of crack. How the hell I get in here? Don't smoke me now. I don't fuck with drugs, bro. Just weed.

Just weed. Just weed. That's a good. That's good. That's good. I said, hey, boy, they need to draw the tribe. I'm telling you. But you try that.

Nigger. Shit, I be there and that nigger found a ride. Can't forward that shit, bro. Nah. I got a ride. I said, what this nigga is so pro? It shouldn't be no new crackies, nigger. It is.

It is. How you a new, nigger? They're changing that high, man, I'm telling you. If somebody offer you some rock cocaine, you're supposed to fight on site, nigga. I am, but they don't. It ain't rock. It's powder, man. It's a smooth away.

What? It's a powder. They ain't coming to you with the rock. They're coming to you with the rock. With the snort. No, he's right there. You see your potter dude? What, Nick?

Look his nigga back there said, yeah. Nah, niggas. See, he geeked, no. He can't even laugh. I'm telling you, bro. But he's ginked up. But he, niggas, hilarious. Don't think you gotta hang out all night.

Sometimes they're being a dipped off and hit the shit you ain't on. Take your ass home. Don't fuck around and be out here with your crack-haired friends. And don't know. They keep going to the bathroom together, hitting the powder. You out there thinking they just drank a hendency. Uh-uh. You're sleeping in the night.

You're sleeping in the morning. We ain't leave it. I'm gonna tell you how you catch one. Don't tell them at the bathroom no word. Bitch, he ain't going to you in no bathroom. Fake flushing and shit. I don't know what's going. What do you say?

Come on, DC. What? That niggas said that like, come on now D.C. Come on, D.C. What's you mean, nigga? Are you saying like, come on like I'm telling the truth or a nigga, you're trying to take me to fuck home, nigga, what the fuck? That's what it sound like.

What's the hell going on? Because I'm telling you, I don't do powder, Nick. Like he's mad at you. Now, come on, D.C. And, nigga, like, come on, D.C., boy, you get so well. Come on now. Hey, bro, you're blowing the spot up, my name. You're just telling all the dope head, Ben.

Do your other joke, bro. Don't talk about that right there, bro. That's a sensitive subject. Hey, well, you can tell me a nigga do powder, well, that shit coming out. Come on now. I don't know why potter here and do that little triple stuff.

Boy, boy, you're talking about something, boy. Right. Oh, my boy had over there on the pot. You still laughing? Yeah, well, these think is crazy. We got everybody in here to now. Right, bro, powderheads. Oh, my God.

Alcoholics. What? This is the late show. We know who we have, bro. This is the nigger crowd right here, boy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That nigg got an eight ball in his sock.

He's selling it, though. That shit can stuck to his leg, boy, that shit is pure. That boy, filling in his paws. Oh, shit. Hey, look at this, nigger. Like, what on him? Boy, this shit is. Hey.

God damn it, boy, you're talking about something now. God damn it. You're saying the nigger ain't gonna hit a hide than the motherfucker. Oh, man. What is wrong with you that thing got? That niggum come up and play this wrong, man, damn, d'n-n-n-n-n-r-n-r-r-n-r-d- you're talking about something. Oh, my God. Well, I ain't saying shit, nigger always talking me you're talking about something.

I ain't said shit. Two-blood, two and four. Oh, shit, boy, you're talking about-so. Oh, now you're saying something. Now you're saying something. Hey, man, you got a name that nigger fly. That is amazing. Who is that niggins?

I don't know. I just hear a crack voice. What you look like, OG? That nigger don't feel asleep, he's so high. And doves off on the shit. No, that's the dope make you do that. He's say, what's your name? That's the dope make you do that.

The dope make you do this shit. Hell yeah, nigga. I was talking the niggie yesterday, and I got it. Yeah, that hair were right there. Hell yeah, I was back off there yesterday, y'all, yeah, I was back off there yesterday, y'all niggum. I'm gonna come over there and cut you y'all later. Hey, you know that K2 shit, so I'm serious, you seen them for that K2? Oh, niggas. We call that shit that Scooby-Doo in the city.

Why niggas taking that, Randy? These niggas out here smoking potpourri, bro. These niggas is out here tripping. What is K2? These niggas is like, I've seen the nigger on the hood of his car, bro. He was the emblem. He was just stuck. I'm smoking none of that shit.

How love the fuck you doing? I'm being a Mercedes, bro. That might have been that meth right though. Niggas. Niggas used to smoke debilbers. I'm sure they probably call them a different name with cigarette dip than embalming fluid, niggins smoking wet. Woo-wee. True story. My man smoked one, one time and thought the niggas stole his feet. True story. This nigga would not stand up. We like, bro, stand your motherfucking ass up now, bro.

My feet gone, bro. I'm like, nigger, your feet right there now. Fuck y'all, niggas. Y'all, let this nigga steal my feet, bro. I'm like, oh, this nigga is tripping. Somebody said to hit his feet. Bro, that drugs are horrible, man. Horrible. I remember I almost called an ab attack on those middle, boy. I was transferred from the mid to the loud back in the day. Oh, talk.

You know how you're part to be like, boy, they that gag, yeah. I'm like, nigga, I'm ready, that's how. Those nigger had three bloods to that shit, nigger, they hit that shit, nigga. I'm hitting that shit, nigga. I go to reach it for my alma pump. I ain't got it.

They don't even know I'm panicking like a motherfucker. I go upstairs, I say, hey, bro, with your bathroom at, bro. He's like, he's up standing, I'm in the bathroom like this. Ah, ha, ha. I walked around apartments three times just so I can catch my breath yeah certain gas is real gas nigga I was 16 gotta be careful smoking some of this shit

nigga that's real for real you tweaking you fucking around do some wild shit like I say get the oil change on a rental car nigga you'd be like shit this wasn't even my responsibility nigga I didn't fuck the renegating folks this $60 and put this budget on the key and fuck that you don't need no oil change this shit look new Exactly. You got your shit in AutoZone that you didn't rent it. They're like, yeah, the check engine like came on this motherfucker. I was just wanting to see what's wrong with it. I'm high as the motherfucking nigga, nah. Hell no. Where you ever get hired and forget where to take the runner car back to? What do you say? You forget where that bitch came from?

Who? Like you ever get hired a rent car and you throw away that little tag to tell you where that bitch came from? Uh, I did that before. Now you're just circling the light, like, nah, they ain't got no crash for two hundred. I don't know if it budget or Abrams. I started to leave my car at the motherfucker rental place one time. I'm like shit, that's where I got it from. It's down. It just ain't where I bought it from, but it's down.

Bro, this is how high I got from Cali. I got so high, got on the plane, got home, and called an Uber to the house. And your car was at the airport. My car at the airport like a motherfucker, bro. That's high. As high as a motherfucker. I was so high, nigga.

I was so high, I was looking for the blunt, had it in my hands. had it in my hand smoking it looking for it. I'm like, where is this blood? I do not know what they got-tham blood that. Oh, nigger, you ever been this high? You ever be so high, you face-time somebody in the house and ask them where they're at? Damn, you ever be so high you put your driver's license in the ATM machine? Nigger like, yeah, yeah, I gotta identify myself. They didn't give me my money. They must not know it's me. You ever pulled up to the ATM and start ordering food? Nigger, that'd do it.

You at Wells Fargo, yeah, let me get a cookout tree, uh, double fries, barbecue. Bruh, you've ever been so high you sit at that four-way stop and wait on that bitch to turn green? Fuck wrong with this light, bro. That bitch is steady blinking, red. Mim-me-me-me-me-me-go, motherfucker, go! Get no ticket for you, motherfucker, boy. Real high. Shit, that is.

Y'all, ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Fuck around. Put your cell phone in the refrigerator and be talking on the water, nigger. Hello? Hello? You ever been, so how you thought you were about to trip?

And you cut on your AC and you're like, Yeah, I ain't tripping, I ain't tripping. You know what I was tripping? Nigger. Oh, y'all, niggas. But that's the thing, we make it, man. I didn't fuck around. I took some ecstasy one time, fly.

You ever took some ecstasy, nigga? I did a lot. Oh yeah, I did one time. It only took one time for me. That shit do everything they said make you do, Nick. I ain't that one fuck so bad in my life. I'm like, shit. I almost fuck Siri.

That was the only bitch answer the phone. I'm like, just fuck it. One more time, bitch. You say, hey Anthony, how can I help you? I'm gonna put my dick in the charge of a hole. You better stop. I'm off this ecstasy, nigga. Y'all motherfuck fucking Siri, Nick.

Nigger, I'm telling you, like, the ecstasy make you feel, that shit made me feel, nigga. I'm feeling parts of my body. I ain't never felt. You ever felt that little shit up under your tongue, nigga? I don't know what it is. I'm sitting in a motherfucking car like this.

Oh, this shit feels good at fuck, bro. Well, you're trying to tap some shit out, man. Well, I'm, oh, shut, yeah. Well, I don't need a bitch come over now, this nigger. I'd never do that shit again. I was so geeky dumb, I didn't even work. That shit was just on our ass. That shit was just on our ass.

They're just putting it. Ah! Ha ha ha! Nah! Niggins. Ah! They just put the dick. They just put the dick by her.

Oh, my God. Oh, man. Oh, shit. Don't do me like that, man. I was geeked up. She's like, what's wrong? I'm like, bitch, a lot. I'm geeked up right now, bitch.

You look like a monster that fuck that shit, man. That, that Molly, all that. You keep all that shit, dude. That's because pussy is the hardest video game you'll ever play. Show live. Ain't no end to that bitch. Nope. Especially when they're drunk.

Pussy is the last character on the game. You can hit it with your best combo. Is that all you have? We want more. You're like now, bitch, come on, man. You hit it with 56 pumps. The Puzzle get mad. Now I'm angry.

Finish him. Exactly. Ah! The women in here know when they about to win too. It ain't not even before you get to that part, it's when a nigga do this. When they hear that part, that's what she starts showing her ass, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. I got one. This bitch talking like, she's trying to say your life, don't you quit on me, nigga, don't quit on me, stay with me.

You like, bitch, I'm about to go, I'm sorry. It's almost over. With them shoulders duck, you're about to be out of their chair, ah. She'd know she got you. I'll push a bitch. I'll push a bitch. She tried to do all that and I'm about to bustin' nut. Don't you do all that and I'm about to buss nutting.

You're gonna get pregnant. Yeah. Y'all be none. They be, they be, ladies, y'all be fun to pull that. I'll be one thing to get nutted in. Y'all motherfuckers. They can always ask that goofy-ass question. Did you nut at me?

Go in there and sit on the taller and find out, bitch. How about that? Ask me no dumb-ass question. You know damn well I nutter than you, bitch. I nutter than you because you wouldn't get up when I was like, I'm about the nuts. So, man, you confused. Oh my god, it's a lot coming out. Of course, bitch. So, Liz.

Raw sex is the best. That's my grandson in there. I just want to know who's listening. Yeah, brother. Somebody hit the raw sex before they came. Yeah, I hope so. I hope so too. Look at these people out there.

Condombs is a waste of time, you know what I mean? Who's that shit? Is this pussy good? I don't know. I don't know if it's good or not. Condoms like going outside when you think it's in the rain and it don't. You like, ah, that's bullshit. Waring a condom is like going to pussy practice. You're having fun on that coochie.

I said wearing a condom like going to pussy practice. in practice. Nigger, we're an economist is like watching the BT Blackbuster film, that's what it is. You know how great it's supposed to be, but you know a minister society when he say, I suck your stick. That ain't what he said. That's not what he said.

That's not what he said. That's not what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. Like watching a blackbuster movie or listening to the edited version of a song, nigger. That shit is the worst. It's stupid about I suck your stick. That's not what he said.

That's not what he said. He ain't. That is not what he said. I see some shit on TV. I was gonna end in that but they were playing What? They were playing what? Look at the nigga that worked for BET

and turn his mic off. Fuck you guys. Those movies are good. They listen. They're listening. Fuckers. Hello? Turn my fucking bro's mic on, bro.

What are you guys doing, bro? No, it's not fucking on, bro. What the fuck, bro? What the fuck, bro? Hey, time on. Who that nigga with that t-shirt, bro? Hey, hey, get the big guy back up here. My fucking bro's mic isn't working, bro.

Hello? Hello? All right. Hey, yeah. Bro, hold your, fix your cord, bro. Fix my antenna. Yeah, fix your antenna. Got to put this shit right here.

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Hello, hello? Yeah, talk right there. Bitch, that's coming out y'all check, bitch. Fuck I look like. Now what the fuck I was saying? Something about next Friday on TV. Yeah, a Friday at the net, right? Something like that.

We were talking about you saying how the niggins say he's gonna suck his sticky and shit. Yeah, that's shit. Yeah, fuck it. Don't even work. Fuck the cool. Let's talk about new shit. I told you, Nick. I ain't know what's going on.

Fuck it. Fuck it. We gotta do this shit like a school play. nigga hold your pot Anthony this shit fucked up I'm the tree mommy bruh they put 30 minutes on their microphone pre-paid time Jigger the cord. Pause. Pause.

It doesn't work, assholes. Fucking cop-suckers, bro. Fix my bro's mic, bro. You don't buy that far money, bitches. Hello, can you fix the microphone? The young man's microphone is not working. Bro, that shit is the end and up. Why the shit keep coming up on the real niggins

I don't know. I don't know, but they need to get somebody fucking up here, bro. Three dreams. You say what? Free drinks. No, shut the fuck up guy, all right. All right, right. You're what I like to call the fucking asshole, bro.

Don't just offer drinks on us, bro. Fuck that, bro. The mic doesn't work, but my fucking brain does, asshole. There's 871 people in here. Exactly, bro. Fix that shit, bro. None of this shit working. After you get the one plus.

It ain't gonna never work. Put it back into other shit. Come back to the water. Oh, damn. It's Charlott. Oh, damn. It's Charlott. Oh.

Yeah. We gonna have to put the mic and share this shit like the foul heartbeats, nigger, fuck it. Is there a heart? Is there a heart in a house tonight? Whoa! Now stand up! Stand up! Let me know.

if you understand. I need a mic, bitch. You need a mic hole. These stupid ass tweeter speakers. Damn, one microphone down. Let me give y'all an update on the 85 South Show. This is what happened. We started discussing community politics, the ends and out of the black economics.

And then the powers that be cut off the power. For those of y'all who just, uh, y'all who just uh you know catching up and shit now all that shit bro no this is they'll work we'll make it happen we came from nothing we used to not having nothing we did and we was talking all right we were talking too we were and somebody need to come up here bro okay there yeah he ain't tricking oh there you go There you go DC. Hey, hey, when you guys edit this, this go, Buh, technical difficulties and we'll forget the fuck out, all right? You never.

Come on, Chad, fucking fix it, Chad. Do your chat, chat, chat, come in chat. Come in chat. Come in chat. What the fuck, bro? He don't know what to do. He doesn't know. Like, don't touch it, bro.

Don't come over here. They're gonna fucking try to charge it. We're touching shit, bro. He's a high, bro. All right, that guy's over there. He's fucking telling on people. bro he said that guy's high as hell he don't fucking know why you telling on him bro chill bro i heard some shit there we go a nigga bringing the mic you got one over here the microphone

broke trying to fuck up the show we gonna fix that bitch cause we ain't no ho one more time 85 south in the bitch and you know we always come through talking shit this lady right here with the sound just on got him separating the toes cause she went A boyfriend in here poor Turrican he like black women because he like good Eats okay okay to all the ladies with the wig I fuck you if your booty real big yeah yeah yeah said the ladies with the wigs I'm pulling up because I don't want no kids I say it don't matter if you got hair on that box I'm still gonna go down low in slot I'll give a damn about no coo chin hair that's the way God meant that

to beat out there so I know damn well I'm gonna get busy but being real long cause I eat a lot of pennies and coochie too you know it's true I'm chico bean bro who are you on Friday when I get paid I parted the pussy hair and then make two breaks on each side cause a nigger so real I like fucking women on birth patrol because I'm close and I came from mississippi I brought my home was DC and Gingo with me. Hey, hopefully you got a home girl, we'll never do your wrong girl. This is the dope this show you've never seen DC young fly on the beat machine. Say he's making the beat because he's making it work.

I said his microphone broke, but his fingers still work. I said it's going down. We're in this place. Chico Bing, everybody knows my face. I'm looking for a big booty girl to ride. Live. Face, bitch, heads. I take a big girl who working on her ankles

and get a four-pitch from low-jack. Uh-huh. Might hit her up after this because I know she's gonna go to eat some shit. I might get the eye hop or maybe waffle house. I might cook breakfast shit at her house. I'm out of town but she knew I was a frank. She was like, come to when my kids go to. She said Carlos, check this out the other day.

Her NC girl bought me a cookout train. See, I had never had one, and she blew my mind. I said, I can get some onion rings with mine. She said, yeah, and it's only $4.99. I said, damn, this ain't the only thing that's fine, because you is too, and I'm gonna do something to you. I'm losing me. I've smoked some Reggie fool, and now I'm fucked up.

They tricked my nigger, gave him to Reggie. They tried to pass it to me. to pass it to me but I wasn't ready I said no you smell like seeds but the shit but we need when we come to North Carolina in the city the girls from the pool city looking so pretty they be cheating on their man they got two phones

and I know the boy of the land I see a bit's so pretty I said oh Lord I said where you from she said bait is forward I said let me get a look She said I will because I watched it in the movie I said that wasn't me because I ain't been in no movies But if you watch MTV bitch you probably knew me I'm Chico, this Carlos we go old school Hey my mic sound like DC's now fuck this dude

I wonder how much time I got left on my mic Before we start fucking up and not acting right My name's Los I keep the smoke nigger ain't yelling Fucking this girl that's a full time fella She used to sell dope, but she kept all the money, and that she do half, and her shit ain't funny. When I come through her baby daddy beefing, we ain't doing shit, but just smoking everything. Hey, I'm looking for a girl, that's finer.

And hopefully she don't suck dick like black china. Cause as you do, I'm gonna be mad as hell. Hey, hey, that shit that ain't white, and I can tell you need to get some dick sucking lessen. Okay. Because the way you're sucking if it's not a blessing. All right. When you go down on cheek and things, you know what I mean.

Yeah, okay. That was just some old-school shit right there that we were kicking right there for y'all right there. We gotta do it first for all the ladies out here who'd be squirting for real. I mean, they squirted for real. You said they swirting for real? Br, they squirted for real. Oh my God. Tell you how they got me.

I'm gonna tell ya how they got me too. Go ahead. Hey. I had a girl. Final thing you ever seen. She said she was in love what she go bean. I said cool. Would let me come to your house?

She said cool. Just let me know when you outside. And it was like, okay. Laying it down in the bed. And then she went down, started giving a nigger head. And then I hit the pussy. Then what do I see? A whole bunch of goddamn peat.

God damn piss squirted on me. Cousin's P, my nigga. It's fucking P. Bitch then pissed on me talking about, I'm coming. No, you're not you pissing, bitch. She hit me with the skirt, then she won the cuddle. I almost got sick because I was laying in the puddle. Oh.

And that was part of the fan broke. She fucked around and left the fan on, so now I'm with no color she stayed at a crib with a little sister and her big brother and my t-shirt was wet she still ain't caught me back here damn she left you hand yes she had pee on my shirt around the ring yeah I know it'd make your whole top well my nigga DC really made the beat dc making the beat you're doing good dc god damn this shit here is sad my nigga fly on the beat machine real mad I know your fingers tied but keep the damn going the song long than the bitch is how to floor you don't get on it you don't want to

rap on your beat okay come on dc dc give the mic why it make the beat show them that this nigger actually is that hello i'm a hold the mic for dc yon fly i'm a hold the mic for dc yon fly i'm a hold Mike for T.C. on fly, because he's a hell of a, hell of a guy. Ain't fin' lie, acting like to get him happy. Where the white man, man, he need to make it happy. I need me a mite cause a nigga gotta go. You must ain't really heard about the 85 South show. Oh, look.

All like this shit, why your hand right there and looking like a dick. Now, get it out. My bad. Yeah. I just noticed that. Yeah. Yeah. Something fucking by you right quick.

The Haiti Vib South Show. Yeah. It'd be the coldest podcast. Yeah, that shit is hard. All right, bro. You can quit. Okay. Pop that pussy, pop that pussy, pop that pussy, pop that pussy, pop that pussy, pop that.

If you ain't Charlott and you're trying to fuck something. If you in Charlotte and you're trying to fuck something. If you're in Charlotte and you're trying to fuck something, if you're in Charlotte and you're trying to fuck, I say my drink, I'm sorry, so that's all right for me. I don't know my bannas so ma'amanteau. This is day no way, say no way, me, and do say no way, say no way, say no way, me. But I'm going to say, ban on a buncha.

Ha ha. This is the 85 section. That you have it. This is Dadey Fanchure. This is Dadey Faction. Are you sure? Oh shit. Oh, are you sure?

Uh-oh. What the fuck you get this mic from? Uh-oh. Why we couldn't have this in the first place. The nigger ran the radio shack right quick. The nigga gave me two mics. Don't man one of them work. Did you see the shit I went through?

I'm back to the copperserk. Do your thing, bro. Do your thing, my name. Well, I told y'all when I was geeked up and my dick didn't work. Yeah. Where were these other two dicks? Where were these are the two dicks? One option, two options.

Oh, I'm back in that game. I'm back in the game. One option, one option, two options, two options, three options. I feel like a stud, and both of my dicks broke. Oh, my neckin'all. Oh, shit. Oh my God. Who?

Which old big head ass? I said I'm back in the game. Yeah. Play a big one. I said I'm back in the king. Now we can't hear you. What type of shit is this? What a speed is don't want and a mice?

Oh, oh Look at your tin' hands With a thick-ass Brace Oh, I love a bitch with thick braids Bitch can't feel a thing Hey Play her head like Pac-Man

Pish Bitch Hold your head like I'm driving the stick. I know, man. Because if you keep looking at them, you think of it, that's why I always turn my back on the shoulder. Ah! You can't look at this thing, right, go.

We didn't even know. I said I play with a hand like I'm driving the stick. Hey, man, these things are in hell, man. Oh my God. Oh shit. Hey, let the shit go out of here fly. Ain't no way. Ain't no way, br.

Ain't no way, br. Ain't no way to fight. Ain't no way. There ain't no way. Bro, give me that bitch. Give me to the way. Like I'm driving a stick. Is it back on?

Hello. Oh, I just touched it wrong. You turned it off. Oh, James. Okay What was I? Hey Stick shit

Like I'm driving Yeah My reverse don't work Gotta move it a little bit Yeah What the fucking wrong You man Hey man

They're about to have a heart attack Ah I'd have burnt my clutch Yeah The 85 South Show We support all your bullshit Whatever you're doing We support that too

Like if you're a nigga who sells weed And you're not playing But you don't sell weed We support that If you a lady would know how to do that real good but you don't like doing hell But you'll do it at now and then We support you

We support you If you a nigga in still We don't support you still, I thought we'll buy some shit. Nigger they didn't need a beat. I'm glad you're going to do something. Take which one you want to play, mister. He ain't played the trump on yet. He ain't played the trump on yet.

you want to play you know what you want to play you're not about to hit me in the back of the head when you do this shit I think we're going to hit my hand in the back of the head I don't think he played in about two years

nigga almost hit me with the trumbo plan a little bit lower we can't hear nothing else hey you're really talking about okay he ain't play shit We can hear nothing now There you go now too loud Right there

We're some real thing God damn This had a band sound when you first get one at the church They ain't never practiced together They just planned Sounded like a whole bunch of just holy ghost Oh love you want to put it together Alright, hold on, call for a second.

That shit will make you catch the holy ghost. Hold on. DC, you're the band leader, bro. Hold on. Right, fly. We're gonna get DC to put it together. What I'm gonna do? He said, what am I doing?

I'm having fun. Put the shit together, bro. My mic work. There you go. It do. What I'm doing? Get these niggas together. All right.

They together. I need my part. That's why you're gonna charge it. Y'all think in that point right quick so y'all can show all y'all friends. Do it, yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.

You never know what might happen. You know musicians be beefing at church. I'm supposed to leave that song Cut my solo all Yeah 85 south Can you see them beefing about Letting the church quiet go up

command, not his. You listen to me. Right. How you play it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But the church is like the streets, Bob, I'm telling y'all. It's real in the church. Boy, I found that out.

Boy, the church is like the streets. The pastor the dope, boy. Yeah. You got the deacons, them his goons. And you got the deacon nesses, them the goons, bitch. Them the goons, bitches. Then you got the mothers. Everybody respect the mothers.

They sit over there in their white in their little section and you ain't got no fathers. You ain't never had no father section. In the church court, you ain't never had no fathers. It's just mothers. You're going to either be a deacon or a pastor, which way are you going to be? You got the mothers and you got the mother asses. Them the wise mothers.

Oh. Yeah, them the deacon ass mothers. Yeah. They talk straight too. Jesus. He ain't got the us. Them to do boys. Oh, man.

Go sit don't fold down, man. Get the fuck out my faith. Don't you know. Like, at the end. Oh, man. Keep talking with me like I'm no way. How do you know. Oh.

Don't you love the church announcements? Like at the end, all of course. When they got on the church business out of the way now. How they be, Loz? How they be? Well, I noticed that the past couple Sundays attendance has almost quite tripled. Although we glad to see everybody moving in the spirits, we would just kindly like to ask the young people,

when you pull up on the church grounds, please turn down the young dogs. down the young dog we know you don't fuck with these bitches just they shade amen glory glory that these bitches do just want to have a baby we would like to ask some of the younger ladies in the church to please cover up your breasts We have some senior members with heart problems and we don't want to make nothing harder for nobody. If there's somebody who can sell me a severed at the end of service, get with me in the fellowship hall.

I've said this several times and this is going to be my last time saying that. I pull up to the church, one of you niggas that parked in my pocket spot. I bought some motherfuckin' head straight to the white feet. Amen, amen. That's on God, that part. Hey, you ever seen that nigga who thought he was about to leave the choir when he come down? Shout out to all the gangstads, niggins get down there to try their church. Just let you shout at some niggins tonight before.

That's what she was talking to me, bro. Trying to come in and repent. You're talking to me, bro. This is all the gangsters. All you got to do is put an A at the end of everything. This is for all the gangsters. Talk to me, bro. Who need a job?

I need a job, my name. You are to shoot people, ah. That's not too. I'm going to tell you it's not worth it or it's not worth it. There's somebody in here with that gold, gold, bling, blue head. And you need to be worked on. And I'm going to feel it coming in this direction.

I don't know where the head at. Oh, congregation, everybody, put your hand in and raising. right over here this brother right here if you lean that head over don't fall don't fall come on now that is that here you need a whole lot of hands uh my hand ain't gonna be the only one that do this blessing everybody hands put your hands up god damn i can't get this nigga this little ass hand but the hands up talk to me bro i need more damn hands i know my head breathed shit i can't goddamn lay no oh oh shit hold up i'm an emo hold up jeezos I'm gonna need more script god damn this nigger need a big holy ghost ah

scepta i feel it bro that boy was going through some things i feel it bro all right you bless me bro that boy was going through some things you're blessed me bro hey man hey man shut the phone up bro we're in church bro nobody want to eat that shit bro i'm the devil is working who said That nigger weird, bro. White men tell him I take your hat off, nigger. Did you get checked when you came in here?

Weird, bro. Pat him down, congregation pat him down. I shall make it home, and everybody else shall make it home too. Amen, hey man, all right, amen. Because pastor fly, keep him a pistol. Past a fly. And if you think you go pop, pop, pass, pass it go pop, We don't want no smoke in the church.

Shit, I want all the smoke. I want the gun smoke and the weed smoke, my brother. Because that thy papa, nigga, I gotta get high about it. Glory. Yes, yes, yes. The niggas in the tribe, my lord. Glory. Glory.

Glory. Amen. Boy, this is a funny shit. I wish these light bulbs were real so I can see these niggas. These light bulbs only get that bright. Who the hell told her to lead the quiet? God. Getting to started.

Who you talking to? Who you're talking to? God just blessed the real, nigger. God just blessed the real, nigger. What did he do? God just blessed him He did that Okay

I'm gonna beat the soprano God just blessed him He blessed a real nigger He blessed the real nigger He blessed the real nigger He blessed the real nigger He blessed the real nina He blessed a real real nigger.

He blessed a real nigger. What is you see? He blessed the real nigger. He bless the real nigger. God bless the real nigger. He bless real nigger. God piss out. Real niggers.

He blessed the real nigger. God, come on, this out. He blessed the real nigger. God bless the real niggas. He blessed the real nigger. He blessed the real nigger. He blessed the real nigger. He blessed the real digger

He bless the real digger He bless the real digger God bless the real digger He bless the real nigger He bless the real nigger God God, God, God, God, God, God, God God, God, God, God

I said it blessed, blessed, bless and real nigger, God bless the real nigger, God bless the real nigger. God bless the real nigger. We're going to have some church in this motherfucker. We don't have some church. I went to church. Look at the white man, like, what am I doing? Which part do I sing? That was wrong. Pay attention, Nick. You're seeing your heart.

And they're trying to sing everybody part. He blessed a real. All right. He best surreal. You can't say the nigger part. He gets surreal. He best real. This is for the white paper.

He bless real. He bless real. We're playing the real nice to real He blessed the real gods Oh shit He bless him Blessing, no blessing

I say blessing Blessing no blessens I say blessing oh blessing no blessing I say blessing no blessing Huh Blessing no blessing Yeah, how you know when you're in a blest

You know when you're in a black shirt Put your hands in the sky Everybody love T-O-P in this bitch Everybody Lord T-O-T in this bitch Everybody Lord T-O-T-O-T in this bitch Everybody love T-O-P in a piece

Hey He's on the phone When I call you niggum Every time You're gonna call the nigger We're gonna be like It's your father What's you doing, don't bother, shout'

What's you need, I got to shout' What you need. I got you, sorry? Let down and watch it, sir. Hey, he gonna dance me. Every day he's gonna test me. Look, he's gonna make sure I got the best be. I got my strap, though, and my Bible with me.

Everybody gonna try to get me. Oh, look up and a praise, sown. Oh, let them know that he pay attention. Oh, look, you ain't never been to choke before. Watching all these motherfucking crazy-a-ho. Acting right that beat, kiss the whole ain't go. Tear they bounce up in their face like we don't really know. We don't really know. Hold up!

Hey! God bless a real niggas. I'm tired of here. God bless and real niggas. God bless and real niggers. Oh man, we might have to take off an awkward. God blessing real niggas. God is blessed real niggas.

God is blessed real niggas. God is blessed real niggas. God is blessed. What we had. Blessings on blessings. Blessing on blessing. Blessing on blessing. Blessing.

I'm back. How much you been in? That's a lot. Damn, that shit's right. Bro, we're going to have to record that. I know. That's going to be to do any time that cost of album. That's it.

Yeah. That's how you hear it. Oh. Well, that nigga gets that old-a-old-liff. Yeah. That ass-lil was a little. That, yeah. left over from six to three.

Hit that bitch again, bro. The one before that. Yeah, yeah. I said, mm-hmm, I said, mm-hmm. Then when you found out that Cooper Pussy Shade, ooh, I said, hmm, you just waiting on me. I said, hmm, oh, you missed a spot, going to look great half. I said, um, I say, um, I say, um, I say the, um, oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. This was and still is the eight years ago. Yes, it is. We're a nigga Mike on work, but we come back. Just got the microphone back on deck. That's it right there. Yeah, that's it right up.

I hear a couple of niggins out there humming. Look a bit man. Come on, nigga. When you put up to that giant, too, we like. All up, that's new. Oh, look, that's new. When y'all get that, I was just hit last night, that one right there. Let me try that, hmm.

Add a little Mac sauce. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Big niggas egg, Matt songs, everything. A fuck-ass church song. Someone you can roll up too. Uh-huh. God's sick to sing.

Yeah, right there. That's the one. This bitch thing she gets her in the rich home at home at home. When your sister come get all the kids and you're back, I said, hmm, yeah. This one you remember that plate that you made, there's a bit of blood that you left at home. I said, hmm, yeah.

God make me say, ooh. Okay. Okay, I said, come on now. When she sucked that dick and swall that let. Go. I said, hmm, what's wrong with you? I said, mm.

I said, mm. Ha ha. Yeah, she did. She wasn't playing about that. Bitch, you walk on your tip of toes. Yeah, boy. That's it. That's exactly what that is, my nigger.

I said, mm. When you know a nigger get your ass string. Come on down On my blood I had two roaches in my ass train Who'd been in my house I had two roaches in my ass train I was weighing on them

Wee man and pick up the phone I had my four blunt Four heads a piece Come on now I need my eight hits Talk your shit You're looking on the floor. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Let me see your fingers. It ain't me, bro. Let me smell your fingers. Smell like we. Mm-hmm. When my roaches. Mm.

Where is roaches? Where am I roaches? When a polio or what you like? Mm. You know how fast you're going, sir? Mm-hmm. When they say, mm-hmm, you got nicer. Mm-hmm.

Let me just want a niggins start eating your ass and you ain't know he ain't ass. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. You talking about me. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Get in here! Yeah, this is the coldest. I mean, I've seen some podcasts, but I ain't seen nothing colder than this. I mean, I don't watch the whole bunch of shit, but ain't nobody even close enough. It's probably fucking with this like, yeah, brother. Ain't nobody cold. Not at all. I mean, there's some shit that's hot, but ain't nothing cold.

But I said, um, this one I like shit. You're gonna leave out four jackets. Mm-hmm. Where you going like skin? Mm-hmm. I see your girlfriend with that soccer con hair. Soccer con. That what?

That what? That what? I said, shock a con. Mm. Mm. Bish got getting a car head first. Mm-hmm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. I get the got this. Uh-huh. Mm.

That's what we're doing. Mm. Mm. Anybody can get it. Anybody can get it. You better sit out. We want to thank y'all for helping us feel. If you got to pee, you better hold it.

This ain't the time to walk out. We'll continue to make this shit for y'all. We'll continue to make this shit for y'all. Oh, I don't want to go. I don't want to get a good time say, hmm, I don't want to leave. If you had a good time say, hmm, you better sit your young ass down. I told you you better not want to walk. Sit your 12 and nobody having an ass down.

Hmm, you and your girlfriend, hmm, that's why she got a chest like. You got a chest like you. Pretty small like you. There's your tears at. You saved the time to roll. You get to sit your ass down. That boy set his ass down. And they go like shit.

I just got my mic for us. That's what I'm just getting started. I said, ooh, I said, ooh, I said, ooh. We didn't want to put them little two braids up. Keeps my self in the face. Oh, you got a little share right there. I didn't see that share right there. Every time you bend over your shell right now.

That bitch thought somebody were looking at her food, like who'd at? That's my shell. I forgot I had a shell. Oh, that was my shell. That's my shell. That was my shell. That was my shell. That's my shell.

She said she thought somebody was looking at her food. But that's my shell. And she looked up like, excuse me. Oh, that was my shell. That's my shell. They see. Oh. You know her name.

I don't get warm, baby. I'll get warm. This nigger is retarding now. That was my shell. That was my shell. You know her name, bro. bro. Oh my God.

That's Rochelle. No right, hey. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm got a shell. Mm-hmm. Rochelle got a shell. I said, mm-hmm. And it sits right there.

Mm-hmm. Rochelle got a shell. A little her boyfriend. Rochelle got a shell. I see it. Mm-hmm. Rochelle got a shell. Her boyfriend looking like what they'll stay by the same.

It sits right there. Her boyfriend, look. like mustard on the beach. He do look like DJ Mustard. He got a head like he used to be big. Then he just lost weight last week. He's trying to still get that head that de-swell. I don't know if de-swell is a word, but

I think that's what happens when you lose weight. Your head de-swelled. That de-swelled because she has a shell, de-swelt. Shell and de-sweil. Hey, man. Man Anybody can get it, bro

She has a shot Hey my boy hit this one She got a shout Bro, we gotta get the fuck out here We gotta go, bro It's like six dollars My mic just started Let's go

Nigel play I think I want you to play Play, nigger, play, nigg, I'm ready. See, you're trying to make people go to sleep at church, man. We need some holy ghost music. We need some holy ghost music. No, nigger, that's the Migos. Just nigger on the plate booty.

Yeah. Make sure y'all go half the 85 South Shore on everything. Oh, never ask. Rochelle. And if you don't have social media, brother. Indies swell. Just email us or something. They're doing very well.

Send us a message on Netflix. When they was in class, they used to get up by the belt. Ha ha ha ha. Hell yes. They never wanted to spell. What's the smell? Oh, boo-boo, that's wrong. You should have seen him in a sight

He was locked up Because he didn't want to pay his probation officer Why you locked my boy Dee Sweller? You looked at him like Farewell We appreciate everybody who bought a ticket tonight Oh my reason to fuck with us Even if you bought your ticket for combat

We're gonna do fuck with you. Even if you bought your shit for Groupon. Come on, bro. We don't even know how to miss you. God don't groupon. But we fuck with you. I'm just glad y'all came to fuck with us. Real niggas.

Yeah. This podcast is for the real niggas. We bring the real niggas out. Thank you. You dig what I'm saying? Thank you. With our child, that'll be the us. You did.

And you know what? We fuck with y'all for just letting us be able to do shit like this, man. I don't know who that is, but I don't know what I don't know. Sound like you left your pussy in the car because it wouldn't be hey, now you sit in here and you sit out Then they go in here and watch this show Yeah, that pussy guy doesn't she keep her pussy in the bag like a bowling ball She did what this thing is?

It means that she keep her pussy in a bag like a bowling ball. This nigger is stupid. Pussy out. They gotta be shy. A pussy come out and like, yeah. I haven't seen sunlight in years. I told you to behave yourself Oh shit

Hey man Y'all know we got the meet and greet right after this If you had a beat away from a shot You're about to meet a street Hang out And we're doing a very long We got the birch outside Get you a hand in a shirt

Say what I feel like that song should have came out when Barack won about whatever they got up whatever else black people finally don't want You're stupid, bro, I don't want to say bye I finally got my mind

Brie y'all through real life We've been fucking this song about 38 minutes What happened? Thank you That bitch was trying to walk. She seen me, she was like, She sat down. That bitch sat down. I locked eyes over like a people.

I was like, mm-hmm. Oh, walk your hands right on no problem. Oh, hey. Uh-huh. Chico, you ain't gonna tell him by it, bro. Hey, man. Goodbye. We love y'all y'all y'all.

You had a good time, Charlotte. You hit that cut, I can't see her there. Big old to this. God. Damn, we got the best man. We got the best man. We got the best man. Thank y'all, man.

We ain't old titty, girl. See, don't tell you. Let me see them. Them. No, no. We ain't going nowhere. The tinn's got to go to the bad thing. Oh!

Oh, you got to bring old titty. Y'all. Y'all, come on. Hey, bring no tennies right here. Bring no tenn out here. Come out. Come out. Come out, girl.

Come here, girl. Bring them to the front! That bitch's walking like Belmont from Scooby-Doo! You want to see these tinnets, girl. Come on, Bedrock. Come here. Bring those tithes to the front. I don't see how they can cheat on them tithes.

He ain't gonna find a real tithes like that. See. That big walked like that. They're calling them tears so big. God damn. Oh, my. That bitch had to say, skew me twice for the ass and the tent.

Excuse me. Oh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. What's like, tear, no man, child? There you got that one permanent gold right there. Ooh, you suck that dick all night. I want to get some of that too. I want to get some of that. Move, move. Go ahead. From the back, bitch, from the back.

Nigger. I'm going to dive in the tent. Nigger. Go ahead and follow. Oh, oh, come here. Excuse me, man. Come out. All right, go to the back door. When you come back, I'm a left. Let me low south. That's how gay style I am. I lick that little tan. Huh? I can't believe that's my first time. That's your ass.

Feel good as a motherfucker with a ball head. You see in that shit? It looked like she had three tears when you did that. Damn. Where the fuck y'all found her? I thought that bitch had three titties. I was like, oh shit! This bitch got three tennies!

I was like, oh, that's you, Chico. Oh shit, you fucked me up. That bitch had three of them things. Oh, this. Shit, that's what a meaning of a triple D looked like. Oh, my God. I had a heart attack. How are you putting that check?

Oh, my God. I don't even think you can let on them tinnies. It wouldn't even make it. You're like, shh, got that, bitch. Titties are huge. Gonna get it up there. I ain't know they came that, bitch. I didn't know they came that bitch.

She don't even go look for brawls no more. I don't know she's just getting fed up. She'd be like, no, okay. Yeah. Don't even waste assing, bitch. Don't they ain't going in a little. Damn. Only in North Carolina.

She got to go by her braw from the Big and Tawson. She's getting her bra on. AutoZone? Yeah, go to AutoZone. All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is the 85 South Show. Shortet! I'm gonna tell y'all right now, we know y'all. OTC's rock, baby.

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