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Episode Date: March 31, 2023Comedian and content creator Cheating A$$ Myron (@myronjewells) sits down with Karlous Miller, Navv Greene, and Clayton English! The Black Effect Podcast Network will be making history again with the ...first Black Effect Podcast Festival taking place on April 22nd in Atlanta. 85 SOUTH will be hitting the live podcast stage with WHOREible Decisions, Checking In With Michelle Williams, Reasonably Shady, BIG FACTS and many more. Make sure to grab your tickets today at BlackEffect.com || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website: www.85southshow.com || Custom Merch: www.85apparelco.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Stay out of the way before I be out of the way, man.
I definitely be, I'd be like, man, shit.
I hate about niggas not pro-him, maybe.
You got a problem with us.
There's so many of us.
I met one person, two.
Erica Dutts is being one of.
That was 100% from Atlanta.
You probably got yourself.
That nigga don't try to know, honey.
I swear to God, though.
You don't took it in the red on and ran off.
Right.
Not red, though.
I was like, everybody, I'd be like, I've been living here 10 years, 15, or I just moved here, so I'd be like, yeah, y'all like me, yeah.
Like, y'all don't really know nothing.
No, somebody who'd been here 15 years, they know something.
They should?
Yeah, they're supposed to.
But I ain't know the difference.
But you know the difference.
But you're doing here three, though.
Yeah, three.
But I be leaving and stuff too, though, so it don't be like, you know what I still, I think I use GPS for everything.
I still don't be knowing.
I don't even know.
What's the difference between bankhead and buckhead?
Oh, yeah.
That way you fucking up at all.
No, I'm saying.
I know what I'm bad, but I can't tell you which one bad.
Shit, shit, both are bad, me.
Oh, like, you probably.
Buckhead, Buckhead, worked in Bankhead.
God damn shit.
I don't know, brother, but somebody had told me before,
like, one was good, one was bad.
That's what I was told.
That's how you know,
that was somebody that wasn't bad, but one battle.
And you might not see it,
but it's Donald Lee Hollowell,
but it's still,
That damn bankhead.
He's probably looking for the word bankhead.
What was that one, that studio y'all was at that I came when I prank with my hand?
That was on bankhead.
Yeah.
So that means somebody tell me buckhead was good then.
Because bankhead is...
Buckhead's both.
The hood, right?
I know that shit was hood.
I said plenty crackheads and people pushing carts, all type of shit when I was outside that studio.
So I knew that with hood.
It was ghetto as hell over there.
I was like, man.
They were pushing cards.
They were getting money.
What?
There ain't no children what they were selling.
Yeah, y'all are different.
bro we yeah i'm fine yeah well i went on edgewood for the first time bro it was like
when was this to me when was this on edgewood yeah i've been on edgewood yeah i've been on
the first time you're saying for the first time no no no i'm saying that niggum
no shut up god no look that was like look look i've been a lot that was like that was like last
year so i moved here in 2019 so i'm saying like yeah that was probably like last year but it was
They had like a Saturday or something.
It used to be a whole bunch of people out there on Saturday.
I ain't know that.
But it was niggas hanging out the car with big ass choppers and shit.
Like, I'm like, what the fuck?
Man, no, this is not flat TV.
What?
Stop.
I didn't point in.
That's when I said the niggas, man.
I was scared for my life, nigga.
Muffin got me down here, but the niggas hanging out the cross in my year.
Yeah.
What should I'm starting?
I'm like, what that's on.
You start this shit.
I ain't start shit.
Yeah, y'all need some safer shit.
And the police was on the corner just watching
That's gonna fuck me up.
I'm like, I was safe when I said the cop,
the nigga rolled past the cop, like, yeah.
I'm like, yeah.
What's the cop, we're gonna do?
What you do?
What you mean?
And then everybody did that damn.
Bro, everybody did a little stampede run.
You know what I'm gonna do me?
Like, I'm just walking.
I see the whole end running one way and shit.
I'm trying to look like, what the fuck going on?
They ran.
I start running with them.
I left the bitch eyes with that thing.
I took all.
I ain't like.
You on your own.
Y'all gonna be mad at me.
They're all ready to live, Nick, man.
Where else you be?
Where is you being?
Where else you mean?
Where is you going?
No, Edgewood.
That's the only thing I know it was a whole bunch of crack heads down there, too.
Oh, Edwood, bro.
It was like an apocalypse of bombs, bro.
Like, they were on every five seconds, bro, like, just bombs.
That's a big play the bar hop and shit.
I swear to God, I was scared.
Niggas park in your car for you and shit, bro.
I'm like, I learned that right away.
There's some dope bars out there, man.
I didn't know that, huh?
Some dope bars on edgewood, man.
Shout out.
Y'all, y'all, I fuck with them.
I still go down there.
They still be finishing.
Oh, when you got a spot out there?
Who that?
I don't know.
Who?
I ain't talking about the niggas in my own shit.
I'm talking about the niggas just outside walking around.
Oh, yeah.
You ain't supposed to go inside?
Look, I got to walk to go inside.
Yeah.
But before I walked there, I've seen all that shit.
That's what I'm talking to tell you.
You still went in?
Yeah.
Boy, I, Milwaukee Ghetto as hell too.
It was just a different type of ghetto down here,
but y'all nigga walking your ghetto's here.
So you were hoping the police stop the niggins who had the gun?
You said that what?
You were hoping the police, like, hey, put that in the car.
Bro, it wasn't just him.
It was more than one hell, yeah.
The nigga I was with.
Hey, hey.
You know we don't do that down here?
I mean, no, listen, I ain't saying that.
But I'm saying the nigga, I was with.
I thought I was the toughest nigga in the world.
He ran before me.
This is true story.
That nigga took off.
I'm like, I, you be talking all that shit.
What are you going to do?
What you mean, the way he talked,
nigga, I thought that nigga was gonna be like,
hey, man, you know what I'm saying?
That nigga ran first.
I've been in Milwaukee too now.
They police had a bungee cord holding the hood down
on the front of the truck.
Yeah, Milwaukee.
I was just up there.
No, any nigga, hey, man,
anytime I tell somebody I'm from Milwaukee,
they'd be like, is black people down there?
Yeah, yeah, they think it's white people cows and far.
I'm like, bro, it's ghetto's hill in Milwaukee.
Yeah.
All the snow dirty in Milwaukee.
It is.
It is.
It is dirty-ass banks of snow.
So a black snow, bro.
We got black snow.
We don't got white snow.
I fuck with Milwaukee, though.
But not in the wintertime.
They show love.
I just love that.
It was cold.
It would make your fucking face hurt.
See, I'm used to it, bro, because I was born and raised there.
So it's like, we just put on coats and snow suits and shit and just be outside in the snow.
Fuck that.
I got down here, this was like the best weather in the world.
Like, when it be like 50 degrees, people be like, it's cold.
I'm like, what?
But that's like great weather in Milwaukee.
It's so damn hot right now.
Damn hot right now.
A hundred.
A hundred.
A hundred ten over there in Athens and now.
That's what the heat end days feel like.
I walked outside the day for 30 seconds.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on out here?
What the fuck I'm doing out here?
I got back in.
This might fuck around and be the end.
This shit is hot.
We get closer to the sun.
That motherfucker right here, boy.
Why?
I ain't used to that, though, boy, y'all.
He ain't been hot like this on normal song.
He gets hot.
Y'all, he's still different than
I swear to God Atlanta, he's way different than other,
like, you know what I'm saying?
Other places is hot, but y'all, he's different.
I'm going to wear what you're saying,
but we're not even used to what's going on right now.
Yeah, we knew it was gonna be hot,
but this shit is, this is not normal.
This August type shit already.
Yeah.
It's early on.
We need some clouds around this big.
It's still be hot in August, like this type of heat.
It's type of heat.
That's what I'm saying.
It'll still be hot in August.
No, I'm saying, Milwaukee is going to be the hottest around August.
Nick, you're still in America, you're acting like you're from Brazil or something.
No, I'm just saying in Milwaukee, though, bro, like around August, that's when they started getting cold.
We didn't know the cold weather feeling started hitting back.
Yeah, they summer will be a month in a half.
Yeah, we're going to get a long summer.
Two months at the most, bro.
No.
It's like, that's it.
The rest of that shit is slow and, like, cool weather.
My favorite season anyway.
Y'all niggas don't know shit about no weather.
Hey, man, welcome back to it.
Let's go.
Yeah.
For a fucking.
Yeah.
Ladies, big of you know,
disrespect my cousin.
Y'all have no shit about no damn weather, man.
What's your favorite season?
There's a fucking favorite season, man.
You can't ask a nigga in favorite season?
That's your love, yeah.
Don't say, ask you no sense of the bad shit like that.
Paul?
What's your favorite season?
What do you need this information for, my boy?
You're a spring, dude.
I thought you was a winner type of niggins.
You'd be asking some weird shit.
I'm saying.
Don't I'm saying.
What I'm saying?
What type of weather you like?
He do get, if he can throw a curveball.
He always goes to him, but.
Well, see, Clayton will get it dealt.
He'll explain all the seasons then he'll answer the question.
Hold on, man.
Let me introduce TZ.
You answered it.
Hey, man, we got some special guests with us in the trap today.
Yeah.
We got cheating ass.
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Yeah, we got dude right here.
Now, what's up, man?
Now, what's up, man?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I'm just, you ain't been here.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm not by choice.
No, no, you've been on some other shit.
You've been on tour, ain't?
Been on tour, ain't?
Play cold.
What do you represent?
Where you get the 85 stars shirt from?
I still had it at the house.
Oh, okay.
You ain't got your other shirt?
Shit, I got a few of them.
No, I'm just saying, put your other store you on.
Oh, oh, you got...
Shout out to the high, I mock you.
Ah, yeah.
I had a couple dates.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I'm back home, baby.
There's gonna be extra hell.
Cheetah and Mary, you got our reputation bad, man.
Black men don't cheat.
on cheek.
Man, you cracked shit.
You didn't got caught up a few times.
I ain't never got caught.
The dog got put out.
Yeah, I ain't never got caught, though.
Yeah, the other dog got put out.
I ain't never got caught though.
Well, you keep getting accused.
Yeah, I'm getting accused.
I ain't never got caught.
It don't matter what she said.
She ain't see me doing nothing.
But you had the whole ass baby.
What that means?
What that mean?
You don't mean?
You said, but it's hard to hire the baby, my nigga.
Well, like, y'all don't understand, dog.
Like, first of all, she wasn't even supposed to come home.
Yeah.
She wasn't supposed to be at home yet now.
That's your first of all.
Yeah, she wasn't supposed to be at home.
She wasn't supposed to be at work.
What you mean?
Elisa bar.
She wasn't supposed to be at home, my boy.
She's supposed to be at work.
So I felt like I can get away with it.
That's the thing.
I don't care what y'all say.
Y'all say black men on cheat.
We are cheat.
Who is we?
Me and now.
My baby, my baby, mom, watch this shit.
Be and now, man.
You didn't tell me from stories, bro.
Yo, we're back to go.
Right now, Will.
Dog said that.
Shit had slowed up.
this year.
I told you to stop moving out every time y'all fall out, didn't?
That shit ain't get expensive.
I didn't tell him.
Just stay up.
Just I told you.
No, he moved out every time he's all.
He moved everything.
Every time you get into it.
What?
Don't say he moved anytime he gets.
What?
You ain't got to worry about me.
This shit will be out of him by the Thursday.
Where you be going, though?
Where do you be going, though?
Don't tell them, because he's going to start doing.
He's going to go to tell them.
You can just leave.
I told them that shit a while ago.
I was like, stop leaving in a retain, y'all fall out, man.
Go in your room and turn the game on.
I said that, man.
Or needn't come back.
Don't move all your shit out.
Sometimes you just want to get away from that.
I did that before, but I ended up right back too.
Because while I was staying at what, I was like,
no, I can't stay at this.
I can't stay here either.
You didn't move to another girl?
No, I was staying at my home.
He wasn't clean, so that's why I went back home.
Like, it's true, sorry.
You ain't his shit.
Yeah, it don't matter, though.
It don't matter, nigga, he's still
supposed to be clean, nigga, that house was dirty as hell.
I'm like, ah, I'm gonna go back home.
He's gonna see this shit to be like,
you're gonna do be like dead in front of all the people.
I ain't say his name, I could have said his name,
but I didn't say no man.
I'm the only nigga who let you come straight, nigga.
No, yeah, he did, though.
He let me, I had two dogs, too.
He let me bring two dogs.
Oh, you were next to me.
No, that ain't why the dog.
That ain't widening.
I kept my dogs clean.
Any nigga that was like, yeah, you can bring both of them dogs.
Yeah, you know he's nice.
That what he's saying?
You told him, I told him, I said, but I can't do this shit no more.
Man, I got to move.
You said, pull up by me, bro.
You can stay here for a couple days.
I said, I got my dogs with me.
I was like, both for them.
He was going to fuck about no dog.
He said, that's what he said, though.
That's shit on his dog.
He didn't say that.
He didn't say that.
He didn't say that.
Get the dogs in me too.
Boy, you gotta be a different type of animal lover.
You leave a bitch house and you take the dogs too.
Bro, I have a dog.
I'm gonna come back and get the dogs, but I need to get myself straight.
She kicked the dogs out too, though.
She won't try to let me leave the dog.
Bro, I'm gonna tell you how it happened.
This is true, bro.
But whoever get the dogs win the breakup.
So how this nigga tried to pull that shit
so how we're gonna split the dogs up?
Dog said that, no, man.
What kind of dogs on there, man?
It's a French bulldog.
First of all, they call it.
It's a French bulldog and an English bulldog.
I love a dog.
So I want to leave it.
I ain't know what she was going to do with him.
Would you bring them?
No, I just bought, I love dogs in real life.
I was raised with dogs, bro.
So you just...
I love dogs, bro.
What's wrong with me?
Loads, but I love dogs, but I loved dogs.
Wouldn't you mean you was raised with dogs?
No, I was raised with dogs, bro.
My dad, my whole life, I grew with dogs, bro.
You was in the dog.
You was in the little.
No, bro.
I was raised the dog.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Hey, I was murder to the dog.
Yeah.
I can't drink my walk.
No, man, my daddy always had dogs when I was going up.
So I just grew a love for dogs, so I always wanted a dog, but.
So you know what I'm saying?
So you got two.
I got kicked out with it.
I got kicked out, but she was picking fights, bro.
Like, I was in the bathroom, bro, and I came out.
She was like, the dog won't go in the cage.
This is a true story.
That's what I got.
She complained about the dog.
Because he always do that.
And I'm like, like, he always do that.
What's the chicken for?
She was like, where you, I don't give a fuck, we got to argue.
She's like, well, you can go in the dog.
And because my pride.
kicked in because my homie was with me one of my homies were with me i didn't really want to leave
i ain't gonna like but my homie was with me so i had like i had somewhere to go and shit like i don't
get a fuck i'll take my dog and i got the car we was in that bitch thinking like brother like he's like
he was in the car because i'm like man fuck i'm like man fuck that bitch man you know and that
and you stay with him with them now but no the nigga that's with me he had just moved down here
so he ain't had nowhere to go either he was standing there with me and her this is a real story
oh i know he's like this nigga fucking no he like he's that's in your way
No, this is true, bro.
I swear to God, bro.
You gotta make this work for us.
He's trying to tell me, but I ain't think like this.
One French bulldog and a nigger.
And a nigga, fuck.
The nigger's trying to tell me to calm down in the car and shit.
That can he hasn't where to go.
He's like, man, just calm down.
I'm like, man, fuck that bitch, man.
I'm mad as hell, man.
That's my homie hit me up, trying to talk about the club.
Like, I'm like, bro, me and fucking, I'm gone.
He said, come to the club.
You was at the club.
Oh, I never went to the club.
I had, I was in the car and with my homie, right?
And then when he hit me, he was calling me
because I was supposed to meet them at the club.
This all happened that same night.
This sounds like a good-a-moved on, too.
He told me, yeah, like, no, this is real shit, bro.
Why you're trying to impress a nigga?
You showed out because your homie was with you.
And he didn't even want him to show out.
Yeah, I know, nigga, but it's like, it was just like.
You should have asked him to leave.
So what's she said that, man.
Stop about for a second.
Da said, that bitch, why do you put him in our bed?
Y'all ain't arguing in the bedroom?
Who, y'all just arguing.
No, because she don't ever like to argue in the bedroom.
She that person like to argue in front of everybody and shit.
Like, she wanted to try to front you and shit.
So I had to give you a toxic relationship.
We're just trying to get you some therapy, man.
No, I ain't no goddamn.
We've seen your chronicles online.
No, man.
That ain't, man.
Look at dogs.
No, you can't let the nigger stay with you, man.
Yeah.
Hell no.
Because she probably was already mad by that.
So she used the dog to flip the situation.
You got to understand.
My nigger take on space different to furniture.
Yeah, but that nigga paying his weight, though.
Like, I told that, man.
But you can't, you got a pay.
Any reason not to let you stay at their house, though, boy?
Hey, what about that?
It's the room you got.
No.
Nick, that's my office.
But ain't nothing in there but the air mattress.
Don't worry about how I do my.
Hey, man.
I'm gonna start my little t-shirt business.
Man, I'm gonna have all my shit in life.
Ah, man.
My grandma's staying with me right now, bro.
Yeah.
I got here.
real smoking bloods this morning.
She just got here.
Yeah.
Oxygen tanked.
Yeah.
No, you came back to everybody.
I got a family like that, though.
They, when they hit you with that side-ass story,
I'd be knowing what time.
So how long you stayed at the nasty nigga?
Why you keep bringing that up?
Oh, like a dog, bro, like a month.
I see, I was gone a lot, though.
You know, I used to go there and let my dogs out feed them and stuff,
and then I leave.
So you basically just found housing for the dogs and played the way.
You're a dead meat, dead meat dog.
I know, nigger, my dogs is perfect in perfect shape.
shape. I'm a deadbeat dog on.
You're talking about you go there and walk them and leave.
Bro, I feed them, give them water.
I give them time and attention, Nick.
That's why they love me. I give them time and attention.
Man, you niggins don't even got dogs.
We know how to do. We know how to treat them.
We don't have dogs because we know how much it takes to love a dog properly.
I love my dogs properly.
I love my dogs properly. I'm taking my dog.
Where are the dogs now, sir?
Sir, when the white people hit this, they're like, where are the dogs now?
He left them in the car?
No, they're not in the car.
I'm mad.
Oh my god.
Bro, my dog's at home
and they're happy as hill right now.
How you know?
Because I know, bro.
Facehammer.
Dog said FaceTime.
Your dog's going to have an iPhone?
Wow.
What type of dog is on it?
You?
I'm a great dog.
You're going to keep track of your dog?
Yeah, I keep track of my dog.
They got a chip?
Bro, man.
Oh, don't know.
Don't know the niggas do that.
No, who the niggas on put chips?
What's your dog's birthday?
Bro, I know my dog's birthday, man.
When is it?
May 22nd and January 26.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah.
When you got 20 shit, your dog, Aquarius.
Shut the fuck.
You take shit too far, man.
What, y'all?
Don't go to sign.
It ain't that deep.
Nah, I know about Aquarius, like, we're just different, bro.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't compare yourself.
I don't know.
No sign.
I just know about Aries and Cancers.
I'm an Aries.
But I know about Kansas because I always be meeting Kansas.
Lowe's don't get with four, but I ain't.
He's a Aries, but he don't get with four.
That shit don't mean shit.
Your birthday ain't got shit to do with how shit every person.
You are.
But every sign I read, I'd be like, some of that got to do with me.
Motherfuck, they all say the same thing.
That what I'd be like, man.
I said, any sign I read, I'd be like, man.
Oh, shit.
Cancer season coming up.
Fuck up.
Here come the Royal Leos.
The Royal Leos.
The Royal Leos.
You got damn, man.
Cancer, boy.
The motherfuck-sensitive, boy.
You ever fuck with a cancer before?
I wouldn't know.
No, I don't know.
You think I would remember some shit like that.
See, I know they just said, them signs mean something for real.
Oh, so you're just paying attention?
No, I don't know no other signs, though.
When people tell me certain stuff about certain signs,
and then I find myself dating a whole bunch of cats
and they all acting the same.
That's what I'm gonna leave.
What's the only one we need to be focused on?
The coolest?
Like, who the best?
I don't know.
I mean, you know.
I would say a queer, they're mellow.
They ain't...
Man, they ain't saying that, because I'm not.
That's what he is.
Like, how what you is?
For me, Pisces is the best.
I think of Ari's the best.
What you are?
Pisces.
That's biased shit.
That's for me.
So are you an Ariz for real?
Oh, yeah, that's like, I can't say that.
You feel like him and Loeffer to be best friends and shit.
No, hell no, bro.
I'm just asking, because people will be talking bad about Aries, man.
They do.
They say bad shit about Aries, bro.
That's why I'm asking.
I never knew Loso was an Aries.
We're the worst.
They say bad stuff, bro.
What's up, bro?
Let them tell it.
But fuck them people.
Dog.
Dog.
God.
God damn.
Yeah, but you and Loz, I don't have nothing like, so you can't classify that.
No, no, no.
We ain't all the same.
Everything ain't the same, bro.
What you're trying to say I act like, what I act like to you?
No, I'm saying, you, like, you, like, you're cool, like.
Lowe's different.
Man.
No, what I'm saying?
Lowe's cool, but your, Loz don't fuck with nobody.
Like, Loz don't eat to itself.
Right, right?
Exactly.
Yes, I am.
I fuck with people.
You don't come and told us about your home boy business.
No, I ain't say no name.
I ain't know him.
You got a dog.
I don't know.
No, he ain't got a dog, but listen.
I ain't say no name.
I didn't tell you his whole business.
I just said one thing about it.
I said he wasn't clean.
You ain't got a lot of home boys.
The people who know you're going to know who you're talking about.
Nah, he ain't going to know.
They're going to know where you stayed at when you were homeless.
I got a whole bunch of dirty friends, bro.
So what you're talking about, bro.
They're all going to be mad.
man, I'm at like 10 niggins hitting me up.
Like, bro, you're talking about me?
I'm like, come on, man.
How are you, niggas dirty, bro?
Like, jee.
I'm just saying.
How are you going to talk about me?
How are you going to clean up?
You think you're the dirtiest nigga I know?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You ain't the dirtiest nigga I know, man.
Like, that's what I'm going to say.
They can't say nothing.
I know some dirty niggas, bro.
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Man, how you get started making the videos and shit?
Because, man.
I mean, cause.
I've been explained, man.
I've been explained, man.
Like he did any other retaliation.
Like, you are...
That nigga said something I was responding.
He's only like, quick.
The niggins said something I responded.
No, I said.
No, man.
Look, though, I'm some real shit, though.
Like, I used to see, like, Country Wayne and D.C. doing videos.
I was saying D.C. on Vine, I was saying, Wayne, like, on Facebook, you know what I'm saying?
And some other nigga named named J.
He was on Facebook.
He was on Facebook.
That he didn't get funny, man.
Hey, G. You ain't ever seen him?
I ain't know what he did.
Yeah, he's funny.
He just be doing Chicago's niggish shit.
Oh, okay.
Like, yeah, he's funny as hell, but I used to see that.
And I used to be like, I want to do this, but I ain't really was going to do it.
So I started making just, I started off doing roast videos of, like, popular people in my city and shit,
and they start fucking with that.
And then that started dying down.
I'm like, what do I do next?
So I started doing any, like, just all type of videos, you know what I'm saying?
But I didn't care.
I was just trying to stay consistent and be on Facebook timeline all the time.
And then I used to be like, like, this shit ain't working, so what is I'm going to do?
And then that cheating and admirer shit just, it just happened.
Like, I didn't know that shit was going to hit like that.
You know what I'm saying?
I literally woke up.
Now, my sister crib and was like, hey.
So you were staying with your sister after you?
Yeah, I was, bro.
I had a job, but, nigga, my story real, bro.
I was working nine years at a job, bro.
I had a job nine years.
I quit.
What job you have in?
I quit, man.
I worked at a liquor distributor, man.
You think, my.
Well, that was good money, bro.
It was just like Pepsi Coke or something, bro.
Like, I was delivering a liquor, bro.
But I was getting, like, 25, what was it?
Like, 27, 50 an hour, bro.
Living with your city.
Guarit for, no, no, no, I didn't.
My sister for the last two years, so I moved to Atlanta, so I can grind, bro.
You know what I said?
So I could have gotten to hear that.
But the fuck no part, shut your ass up.
Hey, the fuck your part.
The fuck no part is that I was.
This nigga saved up to grind.
I didn't save it up.
Man, shut up, man.
Hey, man, I think y'all on that damn.
I didn't save my grind because I never was saying it, man.
I didn't know.
I got to save this money.
I'm in the struggle.
Hey, that's what happened for real, though.
That would happen for real, though.
Get my struggle money like that.
Hey, man, I got to save money.
That shit is funny.
That's funny as hell.
No, it's funny as hell.
Oh, my God.
The reason that's just so funny, but that's what happened.
I saved up to struggle, bro.
I lost, I saved my foot.
I took my 401K out in anything.
That shit ran out.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I took my 401 K out.
That shit ran out.
I'm still living in the basement.
If you had my first videos, brother,
I was in the basement all the time, right?
When you take money out for?
I was in the face.
How much rent?
No.
Like, what the fuck is we doing?
Hey, but that's it.
Hey, hey, it ran its course.
It ran its course, motherfucker.
I did do that, man.
Look, no.
$19,000.
No, I mean,
14,000.
That shit ran around.
I ran over by a bottle.
What's a girl.
You think you can throw something
on the girls.
I'm fucking up.
I'm fucking up.
I did all the old shit with that money, bro.
As soon as I took that little $14,000 up, I was gonna club every week, popping bottles or sarai.
Oh, that pipe and shit.
They're like, he got it.
I was broke fast as fuck.
Still in that base.
She's talking about she didn't have some rent.
I'm like, man, I'm fucked up.
Like, I'm fucking.
That's why I laugh.
And he said, he said, he said, this is the struggle.
Duh, I said, I did that shit, the struggle.
This is my struggle money.
Man.
Man.
I'm mad.
I'm mad.
You couldn't step.
How much your sister was charged you for rent?
My, she wanted to charge me that.
Oh, my God.
But I still, let me tell you some,
but I moved Atlanta with $1,000 that I borrowed
from another nigga and shit, like.
So all the money you saved up?
I didn't save shit.
I was quitting.
I had, no.
So what was the part of the $27.50?
Fuck this job.
Listen, I had this.
Give me my money.
This is what I said.
I'm tired.
No, bro.
I got to get that job.
I had my own shit, bro.
I had my own crib and everything.
And when I quit the job, I still had a little money
changed up before I took the 401k.
Then my sister was like, you might as well stay here with us
or then you could save money, whatever, whatever.
I took advantage of that.
When I got there and I took out that 401k
when my regular money ran out, I was just in the club,
popping bottles on a whole bunch of bullshit,
that shit ran out.
I couldn't help.
So I was having, like, a bum living in their basement
for like three years.
Dang.
So I don't give a fuck,
so I'm telling us on social media.
No, you're real.
I said 20 years.
No, nigga.
Nine years.
Hey, nine years.
You work for nine years.
Yeah, but I was good for them nine.
But I just, y'all was good for nine.
Bro, listen to what you're saying.
How he walked in the jar, the quick.
What do you mean how I walked in the jar to quit?
They need this shit.
He just cut his hours about one hour.
I don't need this shit.
Y'all don't cut them crackers out like that.
You're going to cut my motherfuck out.
You're with it.
You got the right one in the day.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Get through this shit without me.
Bitch kiss me on Facebook.
I watched it.
You go see my videos on your time last, ho?
No, I ain't say that, man.
Like, they were like, I just went in there and told, I, I, I didn't tell them shit.
I really just, I just never went back.
Bitch, I'm cheating, ass Marry.
Remember the name.
I wouldn't even do a, I wouldn't even do a video yet when I split, bro.
And I didn't.
He slammed a wild dog.
You know, you got to be strong and fuck slamming their wealth.
Oh, man, you're strong pets.
I seen them do that shit to a nigga.
They let the nigga work all night.
I knew that was for the farm, but they let them come in that night and let them work the whole night, bro.
Don't let me work the whole night.
They fired him.
That nigga went nuts.
Send me home, fam.
Give me time to do some shit.
But he got that, he got paid for that day, didn't.
I don't know.
Yeah.
He worked that night.
They let that nigga work the whole night shit.
And then in the morning, they called him the office.
But I knew he was going to get fired because.
Because before the weekend, the niggas stole the case of liquor and put it in, his daddy was a driver.
We was loading and shit.
He threw it in his dad truck.
And then right when he did it, the manager came out and was like, hey, what are you doing with that case?
I was like, we loading.
I'm like, shit.
I ain't do nothing.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, my God.
I didn't snitch, bro.
I didn't listen.
Listen, bro.
Listen, bro.
There's all you and him.
No, it don't matter.
He said, what did y'all know?
He said, what did y'all know?
He said, what did y'all know?
He said, I didn't shit, ligger.
I ain't did.
Really?
Okay, I might have worked at the niggins.
Oh, I didn't do that.
But on Monday, he got five, bro.
I had to working out.
Because you told him.
No, I didn't tell him the nigger.
But when I got there, they never asked me no questions.
They just let the nigger work.
And they were like, come in the office.
You?
They told you you to come in office?
No, they asked me shit.
They just went.
But the nigg got employed in a month, magic.
You didn't have you.
A real asset to come to come in the line.
You know, no.
No.
I just out him.
He's saying the company for him than $32.
I tried to tell that that he put the case back.
But I said, put it back, but they're on to you.
But he's like, no, I'm good, man.
I'm good.
I told him to put it back, bro.
He didn't want to listen.
What kind of look at was?
It was all type of look.
They had Hennessy, Ramies, Surrog.
What kind he stole?
Uh, hypnotic.
Don't get two specific.
You don't want to bring the case back up.
Oh, he didn't steal.
No, that's a long time ago.
That's all the girl.
He's white people petted, bro.
No, but I haven't been there in a long time.
If it was more than $500,
they can bring it back up.
You want to shout it out?
Nah, that's not.
You got no hypnotic cases.
That niggas though some hypodic.
He put a hypnotic case on it.
Because he was trying, honestly, I remember he was trying
to show me how to steal.
Ah, and you're talking.
I was working on night tail.
He was like, he was working undercover.
He said, no, I want that one.
He's like...
He's taking me deep.
He's showing me how to do it.
He says you can get one from every shift.
You can get one from every ship.
There's like $130 every shift.
There's like $130 every ship.
This place is a sex room.
The lunch room doubles as a casino, 25 minutes at a time.
The fucked up part is that he put the hypnotic, like we were, at the time I worked, at the time I worked in Thursday.
He put the hypnotic on the truck.
Right when he did it, the manager came out.
He started asking, like, what are you doing?
So I'm like, I ain't did nothing.
He's like, nothing.
The manager walked off, like, nothing going on.
I told buddy, I said, hey, man, just take it all, put it back.
You know what I'm saying?
Because how they know, how they account it is when we load the trucks, the driver's going the next day.
No, I've been saying, let the driver go the next day, bro,
and they do their delivery.
They're supposed to bring back a case.
You know what I'm saying?
Do our daddy came.
He put on the day train, his daddy came back with Lenny.
So that's how they knew it was stolen, bro.
You can say what you want, bro.
He don't fucking nigga dad, though.
Daddy got fired too?
What was that young boy?
Bro, this shit like, this shit so old, bro.
The daddy kept his job?
This shit like six years old.
That means the daddy told, too.
This shit like six years old, bro.
This shit, I mean the daddy told him.
The daddy told him.
White people going to hear about this shit in seven months and be like, William.
No, that's it.
He's coming to all the fucking ass in here.
Forgot that was your son.
Yeah, you love hypnotic-stealing motherfucker.
Hypnotic steely motherfucker.
Thanks tomorrow, we got you.
Nah, hell, no.
They're going to show the 85 stock little thing on.
He was great.
We got our whole confession on tape, Will.
You ain't saying no names.
Bray no names.
They ain't the only niggas.
We started talking about Vlad, and this niggins just went Vlad.
You're glad, bro.
I ain't fucking glad nigga.
I ain't never snitched
the nigga in my life
till today.
Till today,
this is my first time.
But I still ain't
ain't said a name
other than that I ain't
never told.
He said it to touch a day.
You don't have to say
their name.
They got the name already.
Bro, they ain't the only
nigginsed out of that.
Well, yeah,
he said I ain't never
snitched on a nigga in my life
until today.
Well, hey, I was just saying
it's a lot of people
stole hypnotic and stuff
so they can't just pinpoint.
She was specific, though.
No, I wouldn't.
They could take your name
put you in a specific area.
Cross reference.
Cross reference.
Triangulate with the cell phone towers.
Right.
But y'all, nigger, well, how y'all know about all this extra, extra?
We watched a lot of movies.
My y'all niggins did a lot of snitching.
That nigger, Marron was in the break room scratching his head.
What's wrong, Marr?
I'm just, I'm just, my dog trying to teach me out of steel.
I'm just a little .
I'm fucked up right.
Yeah, this shit kind of hard.
Hoo-hoo!
No.
Mr. Williams, son.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Hell, we all still.
They put an extra lick on this.
You lick on the truck and I just feel uncomfortable.
You just got to learn, man.
He just did it too soon, bro.
I learned how to do it.
I did it.
I ain't never get caught.
Now you confess.
I don't give a damn.
So that thing probably got locked up.
No, he ain't like that.
Oh, he got fired for him.
No, he got fired, yeah.
He's trying to teach you how to steal,
but you know how to steal the whole time.
Yeah, I know.
So you was watching that shit like that ain't.
My uncle, yeah.
And you didn't tell him nothing.
Oh, no, he didn't tell him nothing.
No, I'm telling him this story, man.
I'm about to tell everybody.
No.
Why don't say the names and shit.
No, they already then uncovered, the looking still in green.
None of us work there no more, so it don't matter.
They got a whole new shift.
That was up, man.
If you say so, you get a letter in the mail asking for $496.
Don't say I didn't try to stop you.
So you came that line with your thousand.
$1,000 that I borrowed.
You never paid me a $1,000.
You never paid him back, did you?
Did you pay them?
Them red phones?
No, I had no red phones.
They were like silver, like silver and black.
The nigga gave me $1,000.
And I was mad.
What he said when he gave you the $1,000 of the phone?
This is a nigga from the city with a lot of paper.
He was like, man, I believe in your bird.
You're moving to the A, pull up.
I pull up.
He like, first of all, I'm stupid as hell
because he pulled out a big ass shoe box for the money.
My pride kick in, right?
He said, how much you need?
You know how a nigga take?
How much it need and walk off?
Like, he's trying to jack on me with his money.
He said, how much it need and walked off.
I'm like, shit.
I want to take about five, ten thousand.
$5,000, $10,000, because it was a lot of money in the box.
I'm like, just $1,000.
He's like, that's it, you're like, that's it, you don't need $1,000?
I said, yeah, $1,000 be safe, man.
And I'm like, he gave you some shoes.
He got $1,000, right nothing.
So he gave me $1,000.
Then he went upstairs and got me a brand-a-phone shoes.
Like, huh, man, take these shoes.
How do you what side you want?
Because they asked me, 11.
He said, what size you were?
I said 11.
So you were supposed to come down here and just take off
and become the, uh.
No, nah-uh, nah-uh.
These niggins were watching Facebook.
He didn't did the shit, Jack.
Dawson.
Wait.
No, he ain't borrowed me the money.
He gave me the money.
So, but he couldn't rush me to pop.
And when I moved down here, first, when I moved down here,
but I popped more down here than I did in Milwaukee's.
I came down here with like 90,000 followers.
I got that half a million from living here.
Yeah, there you know.
So I'm being 100, like I moved out here.
I moved out here with 90,000.
Then I just kept, I still kept.
I still kept doing I'm doing they not, my shit took off.
You linked up with Shaq?
Yeah, but Shaq wrote me when I'm still living in Milwaukee.
He thought that fofo shit was real.
When I was rapping, the nigga DM me
and was like, he said that rap you did was far.
I was like, I do con.
I'm goofy, I'm a comedian, like I don't rap.
Nicky said, I'm goofy.
I'm a goofy.
I do comedy.
I said, I don't rap.
He said, oh, Nick, I thought that was for real.
So I thought that shit was like short-lived.
Like, he's about to be dead.
But then the nigga start mimicking them shit
and DMing me with it.
And I was like, because I didn't really
thinking with him even when he was deeming me.
Then he got to mimicking that shit
in between halftime shows and sending me the videos.
And I was like, you like that kind of rapper.
Yeah, I was posting that shit.
He was like to rap with the Fushnikas.
No, he liked a rap.
But that nigga thought I was a real rapper.
Man, you shouldn't let that nigger.
Man, see, my, I don't listen to your story.
It gets worse and worse.
Why you and act like you are a rapper getting the money
and so you, like.
Shack was going to sign you.
He was ready to sign you.
But he said, I didn't know that.
But he still fucking me to this day, though.
He never started.
He'll be on the money in your pocket?
Nah, nah, he fucked with me.
Go ahead, sign, Michael.
I promise he got some more hits.
I got a lot of years, man.
Let me come on with the manager.
I'm amazed now.
Go crazy.
Go crazy.
They fucking that.
They think he thought it was real.
You ever start him to do the fo'fow shit?
Loz just like that cheating shit, bro.
I don't like it.
I'll be trying to help you get out the situation.
This nigga, dog.
Hey, Jack, I see it.
I'd be like, not again, man.
Fuck.
I never, bro.
Those watch it like a scary movie.
Don't say, you know, out the window.
Go, go, go, shit.
Go, nigger.
Well, I keep these on me for real,
blows.
Wasn't them the receipt?
Yeah, boy, you gotta do a take one,
buddy, you never get caught again in your life.
No, that might be the setup.
This ain't no setup.
This ain't just so you know that you ain't called,
though.
That might be a set up, don't see.
What the receipt?
You're stupid.
He better to plant the shit on me.
You see, I tried to put it on me.
No, but he knows my reputation in the street.
I just hard to let you know,
but long as you got that receipt,
Well, you ain't never caught, well.
You pull that motherfucker out, you're safe.
None of that shit matter, like real talk.
Bullshit.
All right, man.
Why you think you kept seeing multiple videos
of me getting caught?
Why?
Because he kept taking me back, because I never, really, never got caught.
You heard of screaming and see me running.
I was exercising, I wasn't really running.
But you just don't fucking know.
Man, if you get caught cheating, you're supposed to leave anyway.
Yeah, because it ain't gonna never be fair for you.
Right.
You can't even really go outside.
How are you going to trust somebody who's been looking for your, you know, looking to
find you cheap?
You can't be with.
You had to go outside to call that bitch.
Bitch, I'm getting something out of the car.
You call me.
Now I can't trust you.
You cheat.
One time it's over.
Yeah.
It's over, dog.
Who the fuck you're talking to?
Bitch, I'm playing Madden.
This is the head phone.
I did a video like that and shit with the, on Grand The Fado.
You know, you Franklin can call the.
call the women and shit.
That's it when virus, I didn't call it on the phone
on Grand Theft Auto.
She came in there snapping on me.
What bitch is that?
Nah, that shit.
Y'all ain't never seen that one?
Pull the pole, though.
That shit.
Women don't even-
I pulled the phone up and she came in snapping.
I was like, who don't even check to see if you cheat
until they break up with their side dude.
Oh.
Long as she got the side nigger, she ain't gonna look.
But as soon as he see this she with you,
he gonna be like, oh, you with a little dude,
you're with buddy.
And cut her off, because he and his feelings
and he'd be mad, that's when she gonna start
sabotaging the relationship.
That freak game right now.
I ain't mean to spill it.
Damn, you're spelt.
Women way more sneaky than men.
I don't give it that one, nobody's it.
No, they ain't, they just, that the men
that they fucking ain't gonna tell them.
That's because we didn't been them niggas before.
Ain't no nigger gonna come to you and be like,
hey man, I need to holler at you.
Yeah, I've been fucking this woman for two years
while you was in prison.
Like, women.
I care for, I want to be with her.
Nah.
You just want to fuck.
That's it.
He's gonna get your nut off.
He ain't gonna never come out the shadow and be like, she's been with me all the time.
Who you think took her on vacation?
They ain't gonna do that, but it's some niggas out there.
Man, women come to other women as women, like, I'm coming to you as a woman.
Every picture you like and put everybody in a group chat.
Who fucking him?
Become friends and go on vacation with them hoes next summer.
Uh-huh.
Now they fuck nigger free.
I feel like everybody cheat, though.
Why you feel like this?
Cause, bro, you can't, I just feel like,
there's no way somebody gonna tell me
they've been married 50 years and not one time.
Like, that's the only, y'all are the only two.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you only been fucking him
and she only been fucking her.
Like, there's no way, we've been married 50 years happily.
Like, no, y'all didn't argue or bumped heads
at some point to where she went and did something else.
There's no way I'm only hitting one thing for 50 years.
Mm-hmm.
You doing that?
Yeah, once you've been with the motherfucker
fuck after so long you don't even want to fuck nobody else you just this all you win when
you about 60 or something you ain't doing that shit about motherfuckers been together for 50 years
yeah but they still had a start from 50 years a long-ass time so I'm saying within them 50 years
somebody then did something think about you can't worry about the past check this do the man
no I'm talking about why y'all together like I'm just saying what I'm like we never seen
50 years like get the hell out of it even if you've been faithful for the first 10 years
you out the game like you 10 years behind you can't even go out
outside and get no pussy no more.
We're just gonna do it off.
Brute strengthening good looks.
That shit ain't gonna work.
Shit, back in my day,
we used to take women out for ice cream.
What?
Don't like that.
Niggia don't even know what the hookah is.
He's so far removed.
You ain't never went to the club
and seen them niggas who was with the wrong crowd,
big-ass jeans.
Oh, hell yeah.
The hunched-pubber shoes,
they got the hushed puffed up.
Starch down.
Rick-ass outfit, dog.
Oh, we all didn't knock.
What is it?
With a bill.
Big bill.
Oh, that part of that got bucked.
It's bucked.
Get buck, get buck.
Get buck.
Get buck.
Hey.
This motherfucker type is a night.
Oh, this young girl doing the chisel roll over there.
The what?
Nick, see a bad bitch like for cotton.
I ain't on a sniff.
My uncle would be doing that.
Oh, me.
Don't say shit.
How are you?
Yeah.
He got to be about 60, no.
He's, he's successful, bro.
He don't look his age, though.
He'll be moving the groove, though.
Bying plenty for us.
No, he is.
I was gonna say that.
He's definitely buying it because they'd be like...
You tell everything.
I don't give a damn.
I know who not to be around.
No, I ain't gonna tell no real shit.
This is this other shit.
You'll tell any goddamn thing from what I see.
Man, that's such a ass up.
Man, I don't tell everything.
I'm telling him.
Please some snacks in this motherfucker.
You're telling his truth.
I'm telling my truth.
I'm telling my truth.
Talk your shit, man.
Welcome back to the trap.
Yeah.
Tell it my truth, man.
That's all.
We got the homie.
Cheating as marrying in here, man.
He's just talking his shit.
Talks it.
Talks it.
You got a lot of fans.
They've been trying to get you to come up in him, right?
Come to the trap.
They've been hitting us in the comments.
You ain't been...
This is not your first time.
No, that's my first time.
Man, wait.
He's hanging around the wrong people, man.
Nah, bro, I was hanging around the wrong people, but shit.
I didn't figure it out now.
Took me three years.
Yeah.
What part of the Milwaukee do you represent?
Northside, man, 24 for the Locust.
That's like the middle of the hood.
It's rough over there?
No, that's rough as fucking.
Locust, Burly, Center, Cherry, Monarchy.
What kind of rap they used to play in your hood all the time?
That's one song that they used to have on repeat.
Cuckoo Cow.
In my projects.
You went hard.
You know, you don't act like everybody
know Cuckoo Coy was the shit, why I know Coo Coo Coy was a shit.
Why I'm gonna.
Coo Coo Coy, bro.
I ain't know he's from Milwaukee though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's from Milwaukee.
He shot that off video in Milwaukee.
Oh, okay.
And you're a hood?
Nah, he wasn't from my hood.
He was like, Coo Cuy was off like Monarchy.
Like, he was grown.
I was in elementary school with Cuckoo Coo Coo Coo Coy did that shit.
He's grown already.
But Cuccoo Cuy, yeah, he's from Milwaukee, though.
Cuckoo Cow.
Today, he still, he ain't got no hits, but he's still like, you know what I'm saying?
He's still getting a show?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know what he getting a show.
I don't know if he's doing shows no more.
That's how old niggas is said.
I'm still getting 10 to show.
Tell what?
They don't never fit it because they're 10 a show.
We had that nigga named Ice Mone back then.
It's some people hot now, though.
Like, like, Lecilla.
She's from my whole time.
Y'all know who the kid is, she's signed a QC right now.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's young, though.
She only, like, 19-10.
She's from Milwaukee.
Yeah, she's from Milwaukee.
She got a song with Milato or something.
Yeah, yeah, she just dropped it.
Like, yeah, she's from Milwaukee.
She's born and raised in Morgan.
I keep on with what Malato do.
She been down here for like a year or two.
Why?
That's my WCW.
You know what?
Malado.
You know the woman crush shit, that.
Oh.
Yeah, that shit, dog.
Coooooo Coop.
You got from Big Lotto?
I ain't never heard of Ice Mohn.
I ain't never heard of Ice Mone.
He did a song the Yingang twins.
That was gonna make us know.
I was trying to say that because the yin-yang twins
from here, ain't they?
So I thought y'all probably knew it.
It was a song, the song was lit.
It was like, I don't even want to sing it
because y'all niggins said y'all know him,
so I'm gonna just be saying it for no reason.
They didn't sing it.
D-Wong, D-Wong, D-Wong.
Shoty thick den a motherfucker.
Y'all ain't ever heard that.
Nah, that's why I want to sing it, bro.
That's why I didn't want to sing it, but he got.
You didn't present it.
And they didn't play the beat,
but motherfucking should have gave me a beat
when they did it.
You said, Wong, D-Wong, D-Wong, D-Wong, D-Wong.
D-Wong, D-Wong.
Then the Yiny-Yank Twins, come in,
like, so they dick, and the motherfuckke.
Boy, that shit were hard.
Yeah, I believe.
He ain't twin.
Tank from Milwaukee.
The singer, he's from Milwaukee.
Oh, that one's fun.
Y'all got y'all.
And then y'all just won the championship.
Jake Al-Ladamore from Milwaukee.
I don't know, y'all know.
Y'all know he's saying.
Yeah, from the Sha.
He too.
He on the show, the show.
Yeah, yeah.
And we just won the championship.
It's old.
No, that ain't old.
It ain't that old.
It ain't that old.
It was.
Yeah, it was.
Y'all did it.
Y'all got one.
Y'all might have this month.
This year, because we had Chris Middison.
Right.
That's about accurate.
Probably.
No, ain't no probably.
That's a fact.
Probably.
Walking with skies and the bucks, bro.
Real talk, y'all, y'all.
You said what?
What he's about to take it?
No, I believe that.
I'm with the woods 100%.
I don't want Boston away.
I want the words one.
We got two niggas, look, Milwaukee everywhere.
We got two niggins from Milwaukee on the words.
Kevin Loney and Jordan Poole, they both born and raised.
But Jordan Poo, Beau.
Yeah, he's cold.
He's cold for real.
He's different.
To me, he, like, mimicked Stefan Curry game.
I ain't calling him Steph Curry.
I'm just saying, like, me what?
No, I'm just saying, because I said that to a nigga the other day,
they were like, hell no.
I'm like, but yes, he, he was in there arguing like a moment.
I just want Jason Tatum to stop texting COVID.
Like, bro
texting the niggins you losing this shit
I got you the night
I got you the night
They're posting that shit
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You know what my favorite part about that last game was?
But Gary Payton, the second, he tripped like over his own feet,
and they showed Gary Payton afterwards, and he was looking like he was just like,
man, look at this motherfucker, man.
You check him, love where they told him, dog.
Wear my shoes.
Son, just wear my shoes.
No, fuck that.
I'm not the glove.
Oh, you don't want to be the gloves, nigg?
All right.
Look at this, Nick.
That nigga chipped up his own feet
and on your own feet
and they're on feet.
He definitely chipped up.
He definitely chipped up his mom.
Don't say that.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Daddies ain't going to never take blame.
They're going to put that shit on the mama side.
And if your pops was in the league,
Nick, they're going to want you.
They two totally different type of players, though.
I mean, he got a daddy defense in a sense,
but I think he got better defense.
Who then Gary Pay?
No, Gary Payton.
Gary Payton shots off the glass.
That's why I said it's extra to it.
I didn't know.
No, he was a glove.
He had great D.
What do you think that mean?
No, I know what that mean in the glove.
Oh.
What?
Paul?
You say he had good D.
Oh, Paul.
Hey, man.
You can't talk about it.
He had good defense.
You got to say good defense.
He had good defense, bro.
He said he had good D.
And then you did the hand like this.
No, I was like, I was like, you know, I was not, fuck it.
I'm putting my head to my side.
I ain't gonna do it.
You straight, bro.
All right, they can't say we still play ball.
I can't say nothing, brother.
You say whatever you want to, did you.
I ain't going to say nothing like that no more.
But it's a nigga watching it.
They said it, they were like, oh, pause.
Yeah, he had great defense.
You know what I'm saying?
No, he was playing, bro.
His son ain't never been in the defensive player
the year running.
Not it.
Hey, man, his son had a whole hell of a journey, man.
I ain't trying to take away from that man.
Yeah, I'm saying, I know that.
He came from a bunch of things.
And that shit, dope.
He's not been traveling around, but for him to say he got better defense.
No, I always said that because he's more athletic.
Like, Gary Payton went pinning layups off the backboard and stuff like that.
I don't think you're saying Gary Payton footage.
I watched Gary Payton.
When he went Seattle?
So he pinned something on the backboard before?
And Gary Payton used to go fuck crazy.
I remember Gary Payton, but I had never seen him doing nothing like that.
Maybe I gotta pull him up and see if he did that.
I know exactly.
He was putting stuff off the backboard.
Gary Payton.
I'm sure he got one of them, one or two.
That's like one out of his whole career,
he wasn't known for that.
That's what I'm saying, but his son can do it.
Still in the fuck, man.
When I say, his son do that,
he played a passing line good,
he blocking shots off the backboard,
and he weighed on a little bit.
You my hoopper a little bit.
Man, I'm raw as hell.
I'm called.
I'm talking about a little bit.
I probably like the best comedian.
I ain't said I'm better than another nigga that hooper.
Yeah, everybody cold when there ain't no rim around.
You're the best comedian, Hooper, you think.
I feel.
I feel.
Who else who?
Clay who?
Yeah.
No, everybody.
Everybody.
I don't miss it.
Who?
No, no.
Everybody is.
I got, I know you think you can beat in here.
I, I put a band on him right now.
Who?
I put money on Joe.
This thing when he got Tom Shepherd, bro.
Like, no, I'm saying.
Like, who you got this thing?
What, you think you could be a joke?
If I looked at Joe, I'm like, I'll bust his ass.
But that don't mean nothing, though.
If I look at Joe, I'll be like, I'll be like,
I'll bust his ass.
What's his ad?
Like, Joe look.
Pause.
Joe looks slow as him.
Oh, right?
No, I, damn.
Yeah, pause, bro.
Yeah.
I beat him on the court.
Shit.
So you're saying you'll beat him?
Shut it out.
No, if I looked at him.
What you're talking about?
What you're talking about?
What's you're talking about?
Can we be playing what damn to end Wednesday, right?
Yeah, I ain't.
So what?
He might be better than all.
No, no.
He's not really good.
He's not really good.
He's not really good.
I don't think you would beat him,
but I'm gonna bet with him.
No, Joe my daughter.
You can't.
You ain't going to try to do no verse psychology.
You just told me you out the gate,
I better ban on.
Then he said, I really think you'll beat him.
Trying out, because I'm looking at it.
I'm looking at you probably could hoot too, but I don't know.
No, it's probably.
I can't hoot, but I'm just saying.
Yeah, you're a beat Joe.
Oh, that ain't going to work on me.
I like you for 25 home.
I'm gonna do it, no.
Well, Joe would beat you with those pants on.
You crazy tears.
But the glasses too?
Glass is too.
No, he ain't, but he better be a different type of breed there.
Nigger, he shocked me.
But that's because you don't feel.
basketball like that.
Nicky, he was playing to be Joe Johnson, nigga.
No, he wasn't, bro.
He said, no, he wasn't, bro.
He said, bro.
Him and Joe Johnson were shoe for money.
Bro, okay.
No, that man ain't.
The hill right there, he's not beating me, brother.
Right.
Y'all can say that.
All right.
I ain't seen any week, but you ain't ever seen me hoop either though.
And I ain't got to.
I'm willing to say five thousand.
So y'all, why here in the league and that?
And that's the rest of my summer money.
Set it up.
Why here in the league?
Man, the league.
hard as hell to get in here.
No, I said, so white hand,
a white hand in the G.
League.
The league are in here.
He's the best director in the goddamn nation right now.
What the fuck he's like doing?
Oh, okay, well, that's fine.
Okay, that's fine, but show me some,
tell me some footage.
Let me say he's doing later.
We show him you shit till you put your money.
I gotta see that nigga doing later.
You gotta put your money, God.
Show up.
Show up.
Uh, huh?
He's that good.
Show up.
He's not happy.
He's that good.
He's not good.
He might be good.
He played in Europe and in Greece.
And in Greece.
He didn't, bro.
He said, y'all was trying to scare me, bro.
He didn't, he didn't need to scare you.
I'm not, I would never back down from a talent
though, like he's just gonna have to play me and prove it.
Not for free though.
Nick, I ain't gotta play for free.
Y'all bust his ass.
Come on, when we're doing it next.
Yeah.
How much?
We're out there next.
That ain't far.
How much you play Joe for?
I plan for a stack.
Okay, set it up.
That ain't enough.
What you mean?
That's what he said at enough.
Now, he said a step.
And she got a, she got a stake.
Okay.
Right, y'all talk, y'all don't scare me with this talk like this.
He better.
He probably slow as a motherfucker on the court.
He is.
No, he probably good, but that don't mean that.
I'm a different idea, bro.
I play a prize.
He just spent some money on the line.
You tell you one day.
Ain't wait a way.
You're going to be walking out there mad as a mother.
You crazy.
You crave his head.
You crazy.
That nigga Joe still is going to have this show.
Joe going to show up dressed like the Big LaBowse.
He's drunk.
He's going to have a roll ball.
And he's going to drop.
He's going to drop.
He's going to drop.
Bro, no.
Joe don't.
Joe don't drink beer on timeouts.
Like, when he ain't going to take a little breaks, he drank a bit.
And he's going to beat me.
You're all crazy is here.
I'm not saying he weak.
But I'm scared.
He's work ethic.
I don't.
He'd be running suicide, rolling blunts.
That's enough.
Don't scare.
They ain't gonna scare me, but I'm all right.
Just bitch your money.
We will.
I'm gonna bust his ass, man.
You're already gonna set it up in the three.
What? I'm already ready.
This shit gonna be your fan dude.
And the reason why I like Joe, Joe not even gonna bitch.
Who gonna bet them?
Me.
Me and my boy Joe go out and have a few drinks on you.
Nah, he's not gonna win.
Bust a few dollars down.
We gotta put the money down.
There ain't no, ain't no we plan
and they gave me the money.
You put your money down.
No, we put our money down on the ground.
Man, it's down there.
I'll let you put it in your pocket.
That's still don't scare me.
I'm going to bust his head.
That was really going to hurry.
It's in my pocket, and I'm really going to bust it up.
Paul, stop saying that for you, upset.
Oh, bro.
I said, what?
No, he edited this show.
Hey, that nigga, Jogo say that's when I took the person.
Pink lipstick on you, man.
Hey, that nigga Jogo keep watching it clip back and back and forth.
Like Michael Joy.
He going to fucking blew his face out through the hole.
You feel.
Every time you talk, that shit, going to freeze a little bit dick.
Nothing about that.
You dunking?
Yeah, I can dunk.
It's just a regular dunk.
It ain't no...
Oh, it's crazy.
You got rim brazen.
I don't need to see you...
I don't need to see you dunking, dog.
Me? You don't think I can thunk.
I'm talking about when you playing Joe, you're not going to dunk.
You're crazy, man.
If you don't, that's going to be on you.
But I'm going to be 11 to 2.
Who?
Y'all going to 11?
So, hold on the time.
You said he's going to beat me 11 to 2.
That's my prediction.
That's my prediction.
You wait okay let her better thought you bet a thousand on that
Oh that's another thousand that what I said so Joe you see the spread nine points he
See that he's not gonna beat me 11 or two probably gonna be you probably not gonna scope yeah
I'm giving you two I'm giving you two you might get chugging you shit up he gassing them
laugh right I'm not for the only score two points I was just I'm like that I bet what the niggas I know
you should like if I if that's how it is like we
We win together, we lose together.
Wow.
But we're fin to win with you.
Yeah, you sound crazy to it.
I bet I...
Bro.
You cool with Shaq, right?
Ask him for Jason Teary and I'm going to ask him about Joe.
I'm not up in a car that man talking about that guy.
He's going to look like, what you're talking about?
What you're talking about?
Hell, no.
Shack wouldn't play him.
No, we asked Shaq, and Shaq.
Shag was like, no, I'm cool.
Yeah, that was going to be a waste of time.
That's why.
No, it wasn't.
What was it talking about for him?
How is that joke?
Seven feet, seven to, seven, two, seven feet.
Man, he's gonna stand the chest and get
Ryan will show you email.
They've been trying to get this man to be a walk on for the holes.
I said that.
What's funny?
Because he don't even look confident in itself, bro.
I'm looking at him, bro.
He ain't no confidence.
He probably mad I'm telling the shit.
Why you think he grew his shit out?
He was supposed to go in when Trey Young come out.
Yeah.
Come on, real fast, bro.
I know he asked.
I can tell him.
That ain't even a real beard.
That's a disguise.
He got to come looking like that if you play me.
He can't come as nobody else besides that.
He's been doing stuff.
Because I'm going to do you.
He's been doing stuff for Uncle Drew.
If he don't look like that, when we play one-on-one, I'm not going to play it.
He better have that same wardrobe.
He might have a cut by then.
You never know.
Sometimes he just wake up.
That nigga fuck around.
I got a twin.
He's not going to be in basketball all the time.
I can promise you that.
Yeah.
He's probably being some Gucci and lingerie or something.
A nigga have a scarf around his neck cocked to the side like he's about to fly a half plane and stuff, man.
The nigger wow.
Some pink gel to Adidas and some lounge pants.
Hell dog, bro.
It's all about fucking comfort with this guy.
And he might have a camera holding it while he's playing the whole time because he's going to die.
I know he don't hoop, bro.
Y'all are saying too much that he's going to do.
You're right, bro.
He's going to hoot with a camera in his hand, really.
He's going to do this.
Don't believe he's shit.
Like, bro, there's no way.
You know the game that you shoot when you go to the fair?
They don't let him play that shit.
Boy, I remember that time, that they banned that nigger.
Yeah.
That nigga got that.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That nigger won him and teddy belt on that.
Hey, that nigger's something uncomfortable back there because he know y'all lying on, bro.
Look at him.
I've been watching him the whole time, bro.
He over there.
Brits.
Because, Russ, that's the nigga.
I got to worry about, brother.
He was over there confident.
He over there nervous.
But that thing over that shit.
Yeah, he was sugar.
Go on and talk about something else.
Yeah, change the subject.
Yeah, man.
Where are we doing this?
Shit, Amazon Prime got some good shit on it.
Where's it?
There's some good black people movies on there, bro.
Hey, unhens, y'all watch that on Amazon Prime.
But once Amazon figure out you black, that show you all kind of shit.
James Brown live in Zimbabwe.
It don't even be.
It don't even be.
Shit you never even heard of.
That shit's true.
We got a little bit.
Drell Nicole and Lex P put me on that, unhinged.
What is that about?
Russell Crowe.
the nigga get in the road rage.
That shit good as fuck.
It's a movie or I see me?
It's a movie.
It's a movie.
Yeah.
That movie good as well.
That movie good as well.
What is it on?
Amazon.
Yeah, that movie real good.
All right, bet.
It's a good movie.
You fuck with it.
You got a movie out?
Yeah.
I got, we got Dad to Quarantine.
You on that.
Oh, yeah, I know.
He didn't everybody move.
Huh?
Do I say that?
That's another one.
Another one.
Now we're doing quarantine.
I want to be, man.
I'm on that Mama Dee show.
But I ain't really want Mama Dee.
They just put that out.
Stop trying to act like you ain't want Mama Dee.
I didn't want Mama Dee, bro.
You were on Mama Dee.
So, like, when I was gonna love with Mama Dee?
It's called the World Love Affair, but I did that when I was like, I was like six months in the living down here to ask me to do this.
You were still homeless?
No, I went homeless.
But I moved out.
You were trying to live with Mama, you're trying to move it with Mama Dee?
No, bro.
I did, I did move here to sleep on the couch.
That dude was just doing shit.
He was just doing shit.
Yeah, what the credit.
Bro, Mama Dee.
No, everybody who don't know Mama Dee.
So that was like the first, to me, big thing I did
when I moved to Atlanta, like, everybody know Mama Dee.
Yo, I forgot to introduce you as a reality TV star, man.
I ain't a reality TV star.
You was on reality TV with Mama Dee?
Oh, shit is Mama Dee.
That what you said?
No, yeah, no.
I had, like, shit.
We didn't see it, man.
When I had, I had, was Instagram.
I'm like, I'm about to get on this.
He was on that crayon.
You were trying to be with Mama Dee really.
She got a little fat ass, though.
I wouldn't hit, though.
She had a fat ass.
Don't disrespect.
No, I'm not.
Mama Dee had a fat ass.
Scrappy is going to choke slabs.
Come up in.
You know what's crazy?
He's going to choke slat with you, go.
Don't say that.
I swear, I got a whole son with Scratch me.
Oh, he's going to come out after here.
He's going to say, and the nigger was in my face.
No, hell, no, bro.
He was all in my fist, naive, man.
No, I'm saying.
No, I ain't one, though.
I feel like there was some nigg was.
I didn't.
You stay telling on another nigger.
That ain't that, though.
That's your special.
Yeah.
But tell another nigga, shit that I think don't matter.
Damn.
If I say you like...
So they, what's the name of the show?
The Royal Love Affair, I think.
Oh.
Love in the title, but he wasn't in love.
So what you had got out of it?
Y'all got paid and stuff, no.
Yeah, we got paid.
We got paid.
But it was just like, it just came out, though.
Like, this is you home?
Like, yeah, like on the, like...
Which one, bro?
You said, no, then yeah.
Nah, because I'm gonna answer that question.
Then you asked you asked.
I asked me a question why I was thinking about his question.
So I said, I got hung up, dog.
I got something like four episodes left.
I got sent home then.
So I lasted a little bit, though.
How many episodes is it?
Probably like 14, 12, 12 to 14.
I don't remember.
There was a lot of episodes.
I don't got there remember.
Well, I did that when I first moved here.
That shit, you got to think the first two episodes.
Don't nobody get sit home.
They introducing this shit.
Damn, you got to sit home the first two.
Nah, hell no, I lasted until, like,
I was like in the last three or four.
I want to say four, though.
How many of these it started with?
It was like 12 of them.
But you won't want to eat, were you?
I don't remember.
You want to rest Christmas cheese?
I don't remember that.
No, hell no.
You was looking at the shit all hard.
I don't want to do.
This ain't got it.
This is a motherfucking.
Little ass much kiss me cheese.
Why you got to eat?
Two or three of them, ma'am.
Because that one, you start wasting them.
You get them, got them regular side, mom.
What fucking you don't eat the whole thing?
What?
Shit I do with my skinny ass.
And you don't have my food, I just don't gain no fucking weight, bro.
You will?
How old are you?
Hopefully.
What you mean?
Look, these niggins think I'm young.
I'm older than now.
I'm like, Lowe's age.
I might be older than you, Los.
You might be.
Finally.
You're finally.
That's you, you're my mother.
I'm a old man.
You're 48?
Nah.
I'm 36.
I just turned 36.
36 and marks.
You're old as fuck, bro.
How old is you?
35?
34.
You can't just .
You don't believe my age to like, you got to, like,
you gotta, when he take your head out, you're like, okay, I see the 30s.
I just had a rough life.
No what I'm saying?
Like, you probably cutting them nigga looking like.
No, but I do a lot of videos going to head off.
Why you do it?
Sure, sure Clay.
Because Clay don't need you 36.
Take it all the way out, no.
No, you ain't been to zoom in on the phone.
Look that, you're ready, man.
Shut your ass.
That's up.
My daddy gave me this four head.
Before I take my head off, my daddy gave me this four head.
So they ain't got nothing to do with nothing, bro.
I had his four head when I was 19.
Okay, bro.
They better have a zoom did quick.
You better be quick.
Oh, trust me, Joe got you.
That's all they needed.
That's it, Joe got you.
That's going to be the thumb nail.
They got to think of the thumb nail and shit.
But he's good for that.
I'm glad you pissed them bob with that.
You should have never talked shit.
That's the shot they're going on.
No, why are you looking like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No what I'm saying, yeah.
I don't see the third of the third shit.
My four head, bro.
Like, I always wear hats.
I show this motherfucker.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why I be, when I meet girls, I don't wear a hat when I first meet them.
Because if I, if I wear a hat every time when I go on a date and I take this
motherfucker, she's gonna be like, what the fuck?
I already know she is.
You can't spring that over.
You can't spring it on.
So you gotta show this shit so she'd be like, when she sees it, it's like, she's
like she accepted it already, yeah.
But if I'm like this and she's like, that's why I gotta wear it, if you notice, I'll wear my hat like this.
And when I wear it like this, and you look through that, I look bald as this.
They'd be like, I checked my shit off.
They'd be like, I thought he was baldhead.
So you closed the window.
Yeah, I closed the window, bro.
I turned the sideway and wear your hats like that
because I don't want to see you, you know what I is it?
If I ain't ready to express the phone.
It's a method to them.
But if I wear it like this, they'd be like,
they already, it ain't my head already.
But you gotta embrace your baldness, man.
No, I can't do that, Chad.
You got in ready for that little fact.
I mean, you already bald in the front?
Yeah, I am, bro.
I can still do this, nigga.
I know how to take pictures, bro.
I didn't practice.
I didn't practice angles and shit.
In a minute, you ain't gonna have no choice.
I'd be having niggas, I'd be, I just gotta be.
No, man, fuck it.
You gotta wrinkle that mother.
I don't know how my head gonna look
with I don't hear on it.
Gonna look fucked up.
Like, your shit, like, perfect, those shit.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
I was trying to be nice, but that's don't.
You don't have to.
You don't have to.
But I ain't, I'm gonna wait.
I'd rather go bar at here first then, like right here.
You are?
Where you go bar at first?
Don't say you are.
Right where you're starting there.
Right where you're starting there.
But there's nothing wrong with this.
You crazy as fuck.
Look how your eyebrows aren't from your head.
That's what you're in, bro.
I don't even got my eyebrows.
That's why my forehead looks so big.
You're trying to be like your eyebrows.
You try to play the mouth.
If I had dark, if I had this, if I had,
if I had Dawson look, I found your eyebrows in from your head.
Just put your eyes.
I'll tell you what.
My eyebrows is a little darker.
My shit wouldn't look that big, bro.
Put your thumb on your eyebrow and then see if you could
I got some big ass hands.
No, I'm saying, like if you put your thumb on your eyebrow
and then I bet you can't touch your headline.
If I put what?
Put your thumb on your eyebrow.
I ain't fit to do that shit, man.
I'm trying to figure it out.
I'm trying to figure it out.
That shit ain't going to reach.
I told you, Nick.
That nigga about to do the easy-vitz is.
I said, I'm glad that man who's been to get home.
You got two good summers left.
You better enjoy it.
No, bro, my shit been like this.
It's gonna be...
It's gonna be...
Bro, and I just...
So, boy, 4-1-1-K.
Bro, my forehead had been this big.
Oh, okay.
My daddy head was like this.
I was one of the niggas just had a big forehead.
They used to roast me in high school and shit.
Come back in two years.
What?
My shit gonna be the same.
No, it's not.
And my shit go to, bro, I'm gonna let my shit go till it comes like that.
I don't...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just wear hats then.
Okay.
Well, I'm not...
I don't know.
I can't know.
You don't know.
You need, amen.
The only reason that way.
At this point, it's just to keep the sun off my ball head.
Bro, if I, if he can't do what he did, bro, like, I'm saying?
It's hopefully, you better go and start growing your shit out now, though.
No, when I can do my shit out, that shit, that shit was the olive, like, I look on the camera, I gotta do this.
See?
When I do this shit, it looks like I ain't got nothing but face.
That's fucked up.
It ain't nothing but face on that, motherfucker, look.
I look like a cancer patient and this shit.
They pause it right there.
I got like 50 cent on self-destruction on that.
That man's gonna be like, when y'all have Torrey Lanes on that bitch?
Put my shit back home, man.
I've already exposed my head.
Don't shit with Tori Lange, huh?
You're talking about a trip on?
Hey, you know how they be in the coming?
Finally, they got Tori Lane.
I gotta watch this one.
Ask them what happened that night.
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We out of here, man.
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