The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Chico Bean featuring the 85 South Show | Ep. 69

Episode Date: February 17, 2017

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an IHeart podcast. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace.
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Starting point is 00:01:42 Peruna Advisory? My stupid a. Peruna advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said. They might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though.
Starting point is 00:01:57 We got today. in the building say what say what say what today's in the build all the way from Cincinnati Ohio today's in the building give me some of that pussy baby give me some of that pussy girl quit being stingy now give me some of that pussy you got enough to share I won't tell nobody because I know they do not care Hey, hey Give me some of that pussy girl Hey
Starting point is 00:02:36 You don't bend over sea with the shit Tell it to fucking these holes on the loose Niggas talk about Them nigga fun to hang with that shit I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent Any time she called me
Starting point is 00:02:49 She's gonna get off on these dick Now hey don't tell them where you might see me I'm posted in the A But I might jump on the plane And parley Vu or Le Frantéca Cause my no close I got the jokes I'm everywhere you see me with it I'm out of Africa I'm telling jokes
Starting point is 00:03:04 in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tities Hey, niggum went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hell niggum went to Germany And felt some different tities I say they're small and they're round
Starting point is 00:03:17 But felt some different titty Hey My name is Lotion I'm gonna say it again I fuck the girl and I'm a fucking friend 2016, about the start 17, it's about the internet Give a fuck cause I'm fucking up and I'm pulling up in some other stuff.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Holes potential on my digging stuff, but I'd be like, don't forget to rub on my nuts. I'm like, hell no, because I'm nasty. I had a white bitch lame ass shit. That's like the third time I said that in my rhyme, but I ain't lying, nigger, just assing. Damn, my plate is in the microwave. Two minutes, two minutes. My plate is in a microwave. Two minutes, zap that shit.
Starting point is 00:03:54 I like smoking weed. I like it in high. I make bitches mad like bitch is mad. I make bitches mad. Young Flats Bitch is walking out Bitch is pulling up I'll apologize
Starting point is 00:04:05 And they say I don't give up I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I won't fuck Straight the movie It's good
Starting point is 00:04:15 What you got a smell But I won't fuck no What's it got a smell but I won't fuck no Pussy got a smell but I want Pussy got a smell but I'm a fucking got a smell
Starting point is 00:04:24 but I'm a fuck no Some motherfucking business The motherfuckingos. The motherfucking business. Stopo. No. The motherfucking business. What up?
Starting point is 00:04:36 The motherfucking business. We got them boys in the business. Yeah. What they're all right? We're good. Let's do it. Shit. What are?
Starting point is 00:04:47 Racism? Good? What about? All right. All right. All right. Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:04:55 What up, man? Yeah, all right? Yes, sir. I apologize. Y'all ready to crank? Are we waiting? Huh? Yeah, I'm gonna get some to eat.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I'm gonna money smoke. Mm-hmm. Well, you just missed the buzz. I got one. Oh, I ain't miss nothing. My nigger. Hey, so the piss on the bitch and said, I can't kiss you.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Your face smells like piss. Oh, what's that? A kid. You get a yelah. Let me get a yel. That nigga said, I can't kiss you your face. Cool, man. Clay, did you see these?
Starting point is 00:05:31 You ain't see these. Oh yeah, I seen an ashtray. I got one for you. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Not the good glassed ashtray like back in the day. Man, you ain't supposed to hash in it really. Get away from me, man.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Hey, get away from me, man. Stop, y'all, I'm eating. Don't you fucking do it. You're going to kill me, man. Hey, man. Don't you do it. I'm eating, Chico. Get the fuck out of here, man.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Go, man. Just get the fucking out. Hey, man. Hey, man. Hey, bad. Take this shit, man. Oh, my God, bro. I'm good, man.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Oh, my God. Yo, yo, yo. Hello? Hey, Big Baby, can you do the... Do the commercial for the light in the astray while we ain't doing shit. Yeah, commercial for all right? Yeah, do a commercial. Are you home alone by yourself watching Netflix?
Starting point is 00:06:34 And you ain't got there with an ass your blunt? 85 South Astray. Man, I was doing a commercial got that. That's the commercial right there. What fuck? You see this nigga come on commercial? Yeah. You should be at home watching Netflix.
Starting point is 00:06:50 You should be at home watching YouTube. Brut, instead of Netflix, we're going to switch it up to fire sticking dick. That's what we're going to offer these holes. No, I don't know what that means. But I'm saying 85. Stop showing chill Oh You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:07:00 My bad You ain't got no fire stick Oh fire stick Yeah I thought you said Five stick If you look on fire stick On the Xxas
Starting point is 00:07:06 Bro 85 South podcast show up I don't have a fire stick You need to get on that You need to get on that So This I don't know what they mean That did clearly hit me back
Starting point is 00:07:20 Like I'm marketed Fuck all this other shit to talk about Ashtray Nick Ashtray and light Hey Good hash and fancy I know I'm not the only one
Starting point is 00:07:31 I shot a nigga for Chico Bean and now he owe me one La da da da da da da da da Oh Yeah Yeah Let's do this We're gonna start this bitch off
Starting point is 00:07:47 With some road clips We're gonna start this bitch all right We can have the top of those Domingo in the house tonight We're gonna start this bitch all right We got Big Baby in the house tonight. We're going to start this bitch all right. We got Chico Bean. We're going to start this bitch all right.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Carlos Miller in the house tonight. Start the bitch off like right now. Start the bitch off like right now. Tell your bitch lights out right now. Tell that bitch titty's out right now. And his tities in the building. Tis! And them tities just chilling.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Hey. And we're in this bitch. Lo. Don't talk the shit. Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Stop. Give me a gin scene for Erica
Starting point is 00:08:35 and a strawberry pop. I don't never fucking stop. I'm the type of nigga that be chilling out hanging on the block. Hey. Cock so long I tuck it in my side. You get that bitch ain't up my nigga. I need to stop.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Oh. You really thought that I wouldn't, but I'm not. Hey, I'm just here to talk the shit and say hip hop. Hey, we won't keep this shit going and forth. Shout out. Who are sponsors
Starting point is 00:08:58 Red Bull You said it's just So we can put it on the desk 85 South show You know that we the best We don't come through And do this shit Like it's never been done before
Starting point is 00:09:09 I heard your main girl There's a whore Say what, say what The day when I seen her at the store She said she had some pussy Well I said I need some more I like some money You can catch me in your girl mouth
Starting point is 00:09:20 This hit is the 85 Sime Nika you know we're talking bad This nigga is turning shawlty low on the mic. Recipe shardy low, that was for you. Well, we are in Atlanta, my name, we are in Atlanta. Hey, they didn't shout shardt low out on the dead people Grammy thing. They did not!
Starting point is 00:09:39 They did not. Or the guerrilla horambe. They didn't say shit about my nigger O'Rombay. Did they shout out bankroll fresh? I think they left out bankroll fresh. They left out bankroll fresh. They left out... Harambe.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Well, we don't get no representation, man. Just because we make hip-hop records don't mean we ain't make music. Get us out credit. All right, cool. All right. I had to give me shit. Shardy Lofy Taffy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:02 He had y'all snap. Nicky. My son. What the fuck? I got to be in here like Samuel Jackson. Hello. Do the right thing. Welcome.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Hold on. You got to talk on that bitch like Rocky got there. Like, oh. You're like you're about to announce a fight. And ladies and gentlemen, man, we are here live. The mic go up on a chord after you. You do. Fuck, man.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Turn my mic up a little bit. Shit. I open my gift. Shout out to the plug. 85 South Show, ass trade. Let's see. Come on, man. One time in a little juice.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Sit your ass in one. Yeah, there we go. All right, cool. Sit your ass in one. I wasn't going to wear my hoodie, but I got the most motel hoodie. Hold up. Hold up. Come on.
Starting point is 00:10:46 85 South Show. You get enough points. You get one of these. How you get points, it's called money, dumb ass. And then you spend it. You buy you one and sit your ass down. And sit your ass down. in one of these.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I just want to sit your ass down. This is a nice product, too, bro. Come on, this is solid. This is solid. Hey, you know what else? You know what else? This is taken to another level because it's so solid that this is the ashtray that like if you in the trap house and the motherfucker trying to strangle you with a cord or some shit
Starting point is 00:11:14 and you're trying to reach for some shit, if you reach this, you can crack them with that shit. Are you telling me this is the movie ashtray that the females use when they got a goddamn. When they ain't got nothing? Yeah. Because you know, you just start. You can reach it for whatever you can find. The first couple things, ooh, Nerf football, that don't work. A pickle.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Ooh, that ain't going to cut it. Ah! You're going to get the fuck up off. Right. But see, y'all leaving that one very important feature of the ex-ray. Please communicate that. Come on. The little blind holders.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Oh, man, come on. A lot of people didn't know what that was for. A lot of people, they... I thought it was a lid, and I thought the lid was missing. No, no, no. So, what you do is you sit that so the ass can... You know what I'm saying? Because it's hard to face a blunt these days.
Starting point is 00:11:51 I know now. It's hard. And for all the young niggas out there, see, people be forgetting about child. I don't forget about child. You can sit all the pills you own right here in this motherfuckers. Right here.
Starting point is 00:12:00 It's not just for smokers. It's a pill dish. It has more than purpose. All your perk 30s, all your Xanaxes. You know what I'm saying? All that shit your niggins is on. Oxycontin. It's for young niggas who don't want their pill case.
Starting point is 00:12:13 You could just separate the pills individually. 85 south shit, man. Multitasking. And I feel like this can go good in the dishwasher. I feel like just if you don't smoke Just buy one And keep some change In that bitch on your ass trap
Starting point is 00:12:27 Just some quarters and shit If you smash on an old lady Give her one of these There's a candy dish Just put it in there Fill it up with little shit She's like Damn bro
Starting point is 00:12:34 It could be like It's got to stick together You don't have no cup holders In the car my nigga Pepper mints All that All this shit It's really a hood decoration
Starting point is 00:12:43 Hood business Can sit them business On the coffee table Just have one on each end Bail Right A hoodie over the couch Or
Starting point is 00:12:50 Or I just thought about If you got one of them chairs like I had in my house, but you was a young nigga that one of the shits with table was a little lower than the other one, flip this bitch upside down, balance your motherfucking living room table. I don't, okay, table. Okay, table, okay.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Hey, if you're an Uber driver, get you one of these, sit it in the car, that way you let people know you, 85 South Show friendly, and you will take a blunt as a tip. They can probably smoke in the car as long as they crack the window.
Starting point is 00:13:18 And this is a friendly, this is how we're going to let people know. It's like the little you, the Uber or the lift mustache. Just put this on there. This really for people who sneak and smoke, you can slap this bitch right under the couch. Boom. Just put your little shit in there and you can't push it.
Starting point is 00:13:35 You can push it. Yeah. People who smoke one blunt a week. I fuck with it. It's really for people who just start smoking and you saving your little roaches, it's somewhere nice where you can be proud of your dog. It's for parents.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Ooh, I got a whole bunch of roaches. Look, I got five roaches. You know the new smokers. And it's clear. So we go with any color shit you got in your living room. I know taxes gray come back soon. So you gray switch it out and you don't want to have to throw your ass tray away. You've never had to throw this away.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Each tax season when you get a new pull-out couch or a sectional. Hey. Because they're going to, if Renicenter Center come get the motherfucker, just make sure they don't take this shit with it. Because they're going to use. They're going to resell this on the market. If you got an alcoholic uncle and you want to see them get emotional, buy them one of these.
Starting point is 00:14:16 No. Like if you got like an uncle who just live in front of it. Y'all tell something about me. Exactly. If you got an older car, then they ain't got no change told them. He said that. There's no change. I said, hey, let's peek these roach clips before we jump to show up.
Starting point is 00:14:30 We're doing that. Hey, we're on a jumping right quick. Oh, we got new one? Hey, I got us on IG Live, too, man. Y'all say, we got new ones. Hey, what's going on? We're going on IG Live on the 85 South Podcast. Clay, where you went, Clay?
Starting point is 00:14:41 Oh, come on, man. We're in here. Where you at Bean? Right here trying to get my sound. You're not here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Check, check.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I can hear. Yeah, we're louder now. I think I'm cool. I think I'm good. Yeah. The levels is good. The levels are good. You got to talking to the mic like this, though.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Right. I got my shit. Yeah, you got a bunch of your mouth right. Y'all get some behind the same. It's real. Damn, this shit, it sounds good. Roaches all the time. Roaches, get your paper up.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Stack your bread, literally. Get some crumbs about yourself. Where's crap? Meet me in the oven. It's going down in the oven. Hey, man. That's the most igged shit I say in the middle. That's a dope-ass meeting spot, my name.
Starting point is 00:15:29 That's a dope-ass meeting spot. Listen, listen, his roach's got a record deal, but he don't even know what he don't even know, man. I feel sorry for you, man. You're ready to make this shit official. 85. 80, hi, pipe, hi, hi. Welcome back to the 80th, 5 South show.
Starting point is 00:15:54 It is your man, Carlos. Miller. Yeah, well. Clayton English, in the building. What's up to me, go? Come on. Who is we got. Hey, man, big baby.
Starting point is 00:16:04 You got to announce yourself. Damn, bring a big baby, baby. I ain't no new person now. He's like, one fourth, fifth, seventh episode. Yeah, I just want to address something real quick. Come on, babe. Take the time of all the people out there. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:16:17 You know, we're on this. There's bullshit. There you go. You know, sometimes when you're moving around a lot, things can get past you, you know I mean. But when you're passionate about something, it never gets past you. So as I return, I'm gonna repeat it one more time for the niggas who, listen, you know, sometimes when you're moving around a lot, things get past you, but when you're passionate about something, things never get past you.
Starting point is 00:16:41 You know, as I sit here and I watch these brothers, you know, come together and put this great product together called the 85 South Show. I just want to know why they choose to treat me like I'm not who I am in this equation. Anything that Carlos started or created or has
Starting point is 00:17:01 is a direct reflection of what my influence on him is. So when this was created, it was my show too. So now as a spike to me, Carlos insists that they keep adding me as a special guest to the show. Who said this?
Starting point is 00:17:17 Carlos is He's trying to spite me. Hey, let me say some. Let me say some. Carlos and Chad. Let me, I don't want to talk to Chad about it right now. Your boy, my name is in the corner bottom of the fly.
Starting point is 00:17:31 I mean, wait a minute. Oh, you're talking about the flyer. I don't even want you to have to get involved in what's going on here. This is deep rooted. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know you felt like that, Chico. No, you ain't get kicked out.
Starting point is 00:17:40 I'm telling you, because I don't want to put my hands on one of these next. When we post this shit, make sure that you put Chico Bean featuring 85 South show. That is not even, no, no, no, no. See, no, that's the thing, that's what niggas do. I knew he was going to like that. Niggins try to take it somewhere else to try to divert from the original situation
Starting point is 00:18:00 that's going on. The original situation is I am my host of the 85 South show. I don't know what the fuck this special guest shit is, but they got one more time to play with me. And I'm going to start knocking his teeth. Hey, hey, shit took you off with his murder or a certain way. I'm going to tell you who it was.
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Starting point is 00:19:18 from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy.
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Starting point is 00:21:06 those kids are wearing Jordans, they're wearing Kobe's shirt, they're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a Black founder. Close your eyes and tell me what a tech founder looks like. They're not going to describe someone who looks like me, and they're not going to describe someone who looks like you. I created There Are No Girls on the Internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I ain't going to say it's Ted, but Chad has something to do it. It's between Chad and Joe.
Starting point is 00:21:36 And I believe that Joe, first of all, Joe dressed like a nigga that just heard NWA for the first time. This nigga, this nigga dressed like he was from the suburbs and he just heard NWA the other day. and then he's just picking up on that swag. So I don't trust Joe at all. I don't trust any nigga that dress like they just heard easy-e for the first time. He does have a college shirt with a jean jacket. You know what I'm saying? Joe is the video, man.
Starting point is 00:21:59 He plays all the titles. Ted B hitting him, go, hey, make sure you put special guests. They're some whispering-ass name. I know, I believe it. Is there any reason why it's been a new song with my name added to it? They don't even realize how tight, like, we know, I know. Fans know. Because it's showing the comment.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Exactly. They want to see you, Mo. Speaking of fans and comments, I got to give a shout out to my man, Richard, for this guest. Yeah. Thanks to as a guy's cook. Yeah. Shout out to my man, Rashad.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Man, proceed. Every time. We got one. We got you. We're going to share it. No, we're going to pass it around. We're going to have communion. Rashad, you only sent one cup up here?
Starting point is 00:22:37 No, he's seen. Is it one person up here, Rashad? Has it ever been one person up here? Shit. Hey, Clayton, I guarantee you one thing. If he would have sent cups for the guests, I wouldn't have got one. Because I'm a ho-mother-mus. So don't talk to me about no goddamn guest shit.
Starting point is 00:22:51 I don't want to hear nothing about that. And make sure whenever they be acting like I'm not, all the people in the comments, make sure you get up in them comments. Like, hey, y'all on that fuck shit again. That nigga, change. I'm just, I'm in the background of every picture of y'all game.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Special guests, they think that means something. Special guest, that ain't, that ain't special. Bro, my name is on the same level. When the shit be special guests, my level's on the same level is the DJ, bro. You hit landing, right? Chico Bing. Brian Brin, right?
Starting point is 00:23:20 Whoever featuring, right? Who hosting? And then who'll be down there? Special guests. Special guests. Wow. That's the old. That's the nigga that's doing two minutes.
Starting point is 00:23:30 That's the nigga that want to open mic because it's cutting. Put me legs. It ain't about me. He won a crowd competition. The special guests at the comedy show usually be the nigger who won't open mic. I understand his logic.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I understand his logic. And I think they think special guests mean the people like who he's special. Like, give me some of their deal. That ain't what it means. Come on, the Diddy Rock, Diddy Rock. Why didn't he call it that? I would have called it that.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Well, Ben, at least your name is a bigger font, Bing. At least your name is in the same font. Bing. Oh, Sir Rock. Bing, at least your name was in the same font. I mean, bro. Shit. If you look on there, I'm with the DJ.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I mean, bro, you know, like I said. But I'm helping him carry his equipment. That's where I meant. It's a little different for me. Because, you know what I mean? I helped with the inception of this whole thing. And these niggas is trying to cut me out But the same way you feel about Losa
Starting point is 00:24:22 Same way I feel about you, bro. Like, whatever you part of a nigga, that's me too. Oh, well, that's, and you see what? And you never have a problem with it. Hey, man, are we really like going to have a real life business meet, no way? No, no, it's not a business meat. We just made a little cocktail. What's that?
Starting point is 00:24:35 Your lady, would you like some Diddy Rock? Diddy Rock? Wait a minute, you ain't got Diddy Rock. Tell them the ingredient. It's got to be pizza rock and the yellow red bull. She over there sipping like this. With the amount of liquor she got in that cup, it looked like she great, talked to set a nigga up.
Starting point is 00:24:51 That's how much liquor be in the cup. So, you say you're good at what you do, right? That's not even a shot. She takes one long pull off the cigarette. I got your number from Jesse. Exactly. Hold up. Y'all stepping on this promo right now.
Starting point is 00:25:08 We really introduced the hood to yellow ribs. A lot of people didn't know. It's my first time having one. This shit is delicious. Yellow everything. No, motherfuckers Hit, we get these messages every day nigga, we fucking with you.
Starting point is 00:25:21 This yellow shit fat, this red shit fire. Lake a yellow Lambo. I got the surprise. We got the green. Lake a yellow mommy. Yeah. Lake or yellow, I forgot this. We got the green was coming.
Starting point is 00:25:33 We got them green was coming. Who else was coming? We got the green was coming. We got the green was coming. Fact. Hey, in Hispanic people. I'm not drinking Diddy Rock. Hispanic people, we heard what you said.
Starting point is 00:25:44 We did pitch the Hispanic version Red Bull, El Red Bulle. I'll say that one more time. El Rebublet. I'm pretty sure that's not the right way to say this. I'm a hundred percent sure that's not the right one saying. Rojo, what's bull in Spanish? La Sala.
Starting point is 00:25:57 I don't know. Diablo, there's a sight, my niggia. You're going to be it to me, man. We do a shit. We working on our Spanish, but we did tell them to make some Hispanic red bull. Toro. Why the fuck did we not know that? Rojo Toho.
Starting point is 00:26:11 We should have known that. Why should we have known that? Because cartoons. Or would it be called. Don't on, don't on. That's the bull fighting shit. Man, go back to the comments. You know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:26:20 You got to get this shit jumped up. Let's get right, man. Y'all motherfuckers ain't hit loose. Clayton, jump us off with some. Let's do it. Fan comments. Fan mail. Fan mail.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Y'all bras be cooling my nigger for real. Chemistry tight would think y'all niggas brother. Losen, D.C., the cousin, because he's light skin. Y'all three, y'all dope, my guys. Keep being easy. Y'all love my nigger. All right. Hey, man, that's great.
Starting point is 00:26:44 That's great. Yeah, and his grammar is atrocious. You should figure out how to put, he called us brawls. Not bros and brawls. Not bros? He couldn't say it bros. He could have said bros. What if that's a real, that's a good compliment much as I love kids.
Starting point is 00:27:00 You three titty holders? Y'all niggins is bros. You four, five fucking titty holders? Y'all think Mark Grant White? That's ten titty. That's a white name, but he said niggas. I don't know. Five titty holders, ten titty.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Some shit we just can't focus on. Google that nigger real quick. Who are you talking about? Go ahead. Oh, what is this? I'm, I'm, yeah, I don't know what that is. Don't worry about it. Cracking the fuck up, this Nick Clay said I did the Michael Jackson,
Starting point is 00:27:25 smooth criminal front leaning into that bitch mouth during a dick truck. I just want to say, I think you got to have a good core to pull that off. Oh, man. It's all core. That's all core, bro. But it's also, you use them little resistance bands. Yeah. And you just hold on to it.
Starting point is 00:27:40 But I, you lean as far as you can go. You got to get like a 30-pound joint. You know what they remind me of? Yeah. Just drop me from the ceiling hitting it with the mission impossible day. Any girl
Starting point is 00:27:52 who allowed you do that is giving you a what? A blowjaw. A blowjob. We're going to speak on that in just a minute. We're going to speak on that in just a minute.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Who is it? Who does we got? Who? Me? Oh, Genius music. Shout out of Clay for thinking a Draco was for cleaning. I did for a little while.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I didn't know. I know now. It's very similar to Drano. It could be an off-brand Drano. It's a miniature. K-47, it's good for accidentally shooting yourself in the face. It's probably the best gun for accidentally blowing your goddamn face off on accident. Let's talk to a Draco owner, Chico.
Starting point is 00:28:26 You got Draco? I don't know what the fuck. That niggas incriminate me, man. Look, at the last show, you just went on stage and said Derek got guns, so we can't say you got a Draco. I ain't say nothing about you. Yes, you did, bro. You rapped it, and you looked at me and said, I don't care.
Starting point is 00:28:40 At the anniversary show. When the 85 South show was there, bro. What the fuck is going on it? So what is this good? Oh, okay, okay, the high-ups came together to try to end my rain. All right, it's all good. I feel it, it's all good, all right.
Starting point is 00:28:55 I'm about to be flash on you, niggins. You find heartbees. Get my album next week, niggas, long at the top. What's the name of your album, B? Fuck y'all, niggins. That's gonna be a hit. That's shit crazy. That my nigga name, Willie Willie Willie.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Come on. That's a nigga that would fuck with you. Oh, my God. Niggins name Willie Willie Willie is Carlos. That like that type of niggins, that's what color is for the rest of his life. Willie, Willie. There will always be a nigga named Willie Willie Willie, Earl Ray that will be paid $50. See that nigga, Carl, what's the name?
Starting point is 00:29:28 Willie Willie, Willie. You know what I'm saying? Earl Ray. Earl Ray. Marcus, Junebug. Mitchell. Johnny Lee. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Nicky named Mitchell. This is a nigga named Mitchell right now. What about a nigga named Gerald? What about a nigga named Gerald? You get some girls out there. Some girls out there. Not Gerald. Not Gerald.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Gerald. Gerald. G-U-R-L. J-U-R-R-L. J-R-R. Niggins name, J-R-L. Hey, man, go ahead and get the little Gerald if we got that big Jerry going to come out here, help me.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Hey, man, you can't even say that because we know Lil-Jurril and bitch, Gerald. It ain't even. We know, we know the look. We can't even talk that shit. Willie, Willie, Willie said. Carlos said some real shit about babies being in sperm. Probably went over a lot of y'all head.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I told them they don't appreciate. We're pregnant now. I had three billion people in my boss. I don't get no, I don't get none of my respect. Got China in my whole sack right now. Hey, B, what you say? With a dick of a bust of that? Dick, ain't never said about that abortion, right?
Starting point is 00:30:26 Yeah, no, no, no, never. That's the problem, motherfuckers don't understand. That's probably why we don't get credit. We don't, you know what? We don't respect people enough. We have it a lot of abortions. I don't know what you can say it. You know what? I don't even look at it as abortion.
Starting point is 00:30:39 What is it? I'm giving them a shot. At what? Whatever. How strong of a sperm are you? My nigga, you know how crazy it'd be You know what, that just made a crazy thought of my mind Get it off your chest, bro
Starting point is 00:30:53 My nigga, do you know how crazy it'd be If a nigga walked in his house one day And one of them towels and shit You did none of them came to life Oh my god You thought it was done, then you nigga Uh-uh, the damn towel You look at the towel, you unfold that bitch
Starting point is 00:31:08 That bitch got a dishrag in there like This motherfucker ain't had another towel Hey, but think about it If you was that sperm They got busted on the towel I think about how much attitude you'll have when your nigger comes back. The fuck!
Starting point is 00:31:19 You ain't gonna put me in no bitch, no mouth, no nothing. You're just gonna. I'm telling you, man. The way the world going, Donald Trump might invent some shit to make that, it might be a virus,
Starting point is 00:31:27 make shit you nut don't come to life, name. The way they're talking about abortions and shit, they want every, all nut matters apparently. See? They don't want, look,
Starting point is 00:31:36 look, look, we ain't go say his name no more, man. It's that bullshit. Yeah, yeah, get off that nigg. Get off that, matter of fact. If we don't go to one bullshit to the next, just call them,
Starting point is 00:31:44 This bullshit right here. Hold on a fuck-ass nigger in the White House. Man, check this shit out. This nigga Polaroid D. Carlos, hold his L for the Falafel. You steal my nigga, though. Nigger. What the camera at?
Starting point is 00:31:58 First of all. Get it off your chest, Loz. The Atlanta Falcons are the most... Hold on. We go into Sports Center live right now. I cannot believe that you thought that the Atlanta Falcons were going to go to the Super Bowl and not be Atlanta Falcons.
Starting point is 00:32:16 The Atlanta Falcons are the greatest losers in NFL history. Only the Falcons can go out in the fourth quarter up by 28 and lose by six. Come on, man. This is Falcons history right here. I really believe it was a clear case of just Tom Brady out of them. The whole Brady bunch of them. Now, don't get me wrong. Now, don't get me wrong.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Now, don't get me wrong. Now, don't get me wrong. Tom Brady was excellent. Tom Brady was good. But what's Tom Brady good? Well, the Falcons is terrible in that second half of football. What are those Falcons are not terrible in that second half of football? All I'm saying is when you go out there, you got to keep doing what got you.
Starting point is 00:32:54 You got to keep doing what got you. We're going to live right now with Chico B from the C.B. We're waiting on you. The people of Atlanta are still torn to shreds. It's amazing. We're out here in front of the Atlanta Falcon Stadium waiting to see if people are going to come down. As you can see, Carla. That you can see, Carla.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Man, that motherfucker called me so my goddamn money. My money out of the spot with the goddamn falcon. Here we have Willie Willie. Man, put that got-down camera on me, folks. Put the camera on me, man. Hey, let me, fuck, don't pussy-ha fucking. Tell any nigger that I owe something. Come get it in blood, niggins.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Fuck that. She, I'm moving. Okay. I ain't moving outside of Atlanta. As you can see, the turn-up is not real in Atlanta right now, Jake. Back to you. live back in low-ticket studio. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Oh, man. So look, at the end of the day, man, the Falcons, hey, we're proud of y'all. I talk a lot of shit. They say we got shitty fans. Our fans ain't good. All that. You know what? Our fans are there.
Starting point is 00:33:58 They might not be at the stadium because they can't afford to be there. But every goddamn year, these motherfuckers support the Falcons. And they ain't did shit. This was the closest we then came to doing shit and we was with them. But even when they ain't shit, these motherfuckers still be with them. still be with them and you got to be down here to see it and we want the only franchises I'm gonna have to stay that address their
Starting point is 00:34:17 problem come on now we've been trying to address our problems since we had them the trap got two teams that they fuck with talk about them in the hood that's Alabama and in Georgia that's the plug fuck us now goddamn they took us there y'all don't get fucking what hood you go to between
Starting point is 00:34:33 Mississippi and Florida you're gonna see a nigga with a crown vic with them goddamn A's on their motherfucker it's gonna be for Atlanta or Alabama, you know what I'm saying? So we out here in these streets. We fucking with the Falcons. We got to rebuild.
Starting point is 00:34:45 We need a gangster on the team. Somebody who just don't give a fuck. Take a flag on a personal foul shit just to get the team spirit up. What's your take on it, man? What you think happened, man? Nigger. Just let's go down the line, man. If y'all don't mind.
Starting point is 00:34:58 We just purged. I want to get the shit out. They did what everybody do when you start winning. You start talking shit and you get comfortable. And these niggis still playing. When you down, you play basketball. shit and they just they got up too fast too early and then they when they got to the second half they acted brand new they thought they had to stop running the ball they threw all these
Starting point is 00:35:20 group bad passes i think i think i think the lead just fucked them up like that was just you know they had 21 skunked them early you know what i'm saying honestly the patient's supposed to get off the sticks yeah that's the rule you know but that's not the rule no the gang was supposed to stop at 21 zip like they're supposed to all right super bowl over everybody you know come on man you know my name come on man if i can't beat myself i'm saying i get you I'm saying this shit, my name. I get you, but we don't play full quarters. There's 21 Zip, get off the sticks.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Patron should have went to the career, a factored that came back, the strippers and my majesty, honest keys, got them, everywhere should have been. I had took some money out my savings. But they play in full quarters.
Starting point is 00:35:58 I FaceTime being at halftime. I said, Bean, listen, call Los, tell him leave the key under the mat. We're on the way. Oh, my, bro. Oh, my mama, bro. on everything I love
Starting point is 00:36:11 that being in my line then I thought about and I had put up a picture on Facebook on Instagram I was in my I started off my pants jersey and I had switched out to the founders
Starting point is 00:36:20 and I think that might have just you know Tom Brady you know he just you know he just don't give a fuck and yeah that's what I was about to say of all the answers that you guys gave
Starting point is 00:36:30 you know what happened to the Atlanta Falcons the white man that's what happened that white man over on that other side and when I was watching the game I kept telling everybody I kept telling everybody
Starting point is 00:36:41 The only way I would feel comfortable That the Falcons are going to win this game Is if it's 79 to 3 With two minutes left in the fourth quarter Seventy-nine to three Two minutes left out of the line They got a chance They got it! They got it! They're going to be kind of hard
Starting point is 00:36:53 For Tom Brady scored 79 points for two minutes They ain't got no timeouts or nothing That's what I had thought they was going with Like listen man You can't be experienced In those type of situations The Falcons look great when they first came out It's like
Starting point is 00:37:07 It's like you have to get some pussy for the first time and you do everything you can to just make sure that that motherfucker is live right you did your shit
Starting point is 00:37:18 but you don't know who this bitch been fucking before you so you thinking you're killing them she might got some shit on reserve meanwhile in the background
Starting point is 00:37:25 this is a motherfucker like ah yeah all right okay that's cool and then when it came the second half
Starting point is 00:37:31 that other motherfucker came knocked up the door he's gonna fuck going on in there you had to jump out to what that the good father's had to jump out That's a good analogy, man.
Starting point is 00:37:40 That's a good analogy. I feel what you're saying. I feel what you're saying. I think Tom Brady did. You know, he pulled it out. But my thing is, when you play in them boys, you got to play like it's the Super Bowl. Because it's a Super Bowl. This is the last game.
Starting point is 00:37:54 So if you're not going to pull your nuts out here, you ain't going to get to pull your nuts out. I'm saying? Like, you got to do big boy shit here. That's the only way you beat the Patriots. If you looked at the motherfuckers that beat the Patriots, is because they did some big boy goofy-ass shit. that worked like they pulled their nuts out and was like fuck it we ain't they did in the first half no no no i'm not talking about first half i'm not talking about first half because it's two halves
Starting point is 00:38:17 you right and we did not score in that second half but at that second half hey man i respected that come on man you're an Atlanta nigger don't tell me when that first half ended you wasn't somewhere like man i might be able to fuck a bitch i ain't seen no no no no I'm on edge I'm still on edge I'm watching the shit because I know how the falcons are you and I'm out of state. It's one of illogical people. But I'm like if we win, I'm coming back for the parade.
Starting point is 00:38:44 I got the parade tucked in my back pocket. You know, I made Polly promoters in that second half when that halftime show was going on. He was hit niggins like, come on through. He made flyers. He sent the closet. But that's the thing about it.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Y'all said he talking about the second half. That shit won't pose to happen. It was get off the sticks. Not, listen. It was get off the sticks, do you know how much studio time was being booked in Atlanta doing halftime, my niggas, it was going to be so many mixtapes drop, and when they lost that game, niggas just went back to the track.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Don't act like the Falcons lost, uh, really fucked up none of the progress of the city. I think it's more of, we don't think none of them chances, man. All those mistakes are still coming out. No, but the content ain't going to be the same. Oh, that content ain't going to be the same. The content ain't going to go back. There's some country trappers in the land that they won the Super Bowl. Honestly, you know what?
Starting point is 00:39:33 I don't think, I don't think that we needed that in the world probably wasn't ready for for that. Atlanta don't need. At this point, the way motherfuckers out here, we don't need it. I was ready for it. We don't need no more areas. I was ready for it. It was going to be freak nick down this bitch still June if you ought to want on Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Damn, these are motherfuckers going to be wearing four and five belts. Come on, man. They're going to have a Gucci belt around. Come on, man. They're not ready to see these. You know what I'm saying? They ain't ready for these new Atlanta didn't away. You know what?
Starting point is 00:40:02 We don't need a point. We just made a point. If Atlanta would have won the Super Bowl, it might have been your first looking with the world. look like if niggas got reparations right now that you know they're coming down peace you know they're coming down peace too they goddamn outcast ain't nobody I just so quickly I don't think I think if Lana would have won my niggia y'all would look like the apocalypse it would have been walking dead in this bitch for the next week everybody
Starting point is 00:40:28 would have killed themselves I think it would have everybody with an OD on some type of product my nigga y'all have been walking zombies for a week if you want to know what reparations look like nigga. Atlanta would have won the Super Bowl Sam Reed would have been a study group for what reparations would look like if they gave them. You know how many motherfuckers bet their life on that guy? Like his motherfuckers that smoke crack was like, if the Falcons win, I get right.
Starting point is 00:40:53 As soon as them niggas lost, they was like, yes. You know how many niggas bet during the second half? Atlanta niggas different. Them niggas on the fault. Hey, fuck, nigga. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, you want to put some more money on it? Pussy.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Yeah, pussy and niggins. Yeah, you want to put some more money on it? When they lost, I've seen so many videos. Listen, I didn't know it was that many violent niggins willing to let you know in Atlanta. Hey, and shout out to all the people from Atlanta, because a lot of these people here are not from Atlanta. But, no, you get, them Atlanta niggins, listen, most gangsters niggas don't make videos to take what they're going to do to you on the internet.
Starting point is 00:41:25 But that night, them Atlanta niggas was so, man, I ain't giving a forked nigger nothing, nigga. Oh, shit. I thought I had the pop a bitch, nigga. I ain't go, nigga. Come get your money, poor nigger. I'm like, oh. We got to do one of them songs.
Starting point is 00:41:36 one of the mixtape you said niggins gonna do all the mixtapes what would that shit go sound like what they're going to say what they're going to say if it would have won the super bowl oh they would they would have won if Atlanta would have won me see welcome to pretty private with ebonye the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free i'm ebeney and every tuesday i'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more.
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Starting point is 00:44:53 I created There Are No Girls on the Internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to there are no girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If Atlanta would have won. What's the first mixtape? I'm trying to think of who I, who the first artist I want to go to with their content is. Oh, niggas don't say nothing now, nigger. It would have been a nigger just saying strippers ain't got changed. Nigger.
Starting point is 00:45:15 It would have been. You said what rapper it would have been? I'm just a style of nigger. Like, you know how Loiotti and them niggas rap now? I said, man, that's coming from a nina, tina. Okay. So you got a couple of different Atlanta flows. You got the Miko.
Starting point is 00:45:29 You got the future. You got the future flow. You got the Gucci flow. You got a bunch of them fucking. We fuck with them fucking. Exactly. Fuck with the fuckers. Two and six and a hundred six.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Another touchdown. Another touchdown. Julio got another. Popping pussy on Peach Tree would have been the first intro. Popping pussy on peace tree. You already know what the fuck going on. You already know what the fuck going on. Pussy and niggles.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Fuck is. Nigel. Man champion, niggil, really motherfucking team in the studio, Julio! Julio! Solution my nigger, niggil. Fuck wrong with you bitchhead, nigg. I got my niggie.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Rise up. I ain't tell ya, I ain't going down, nigger. Fuck is there, nigger. Come in that motherfucker with the auto tune. Ay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Four, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ain't full, nigg. Yeah. Pussy. peace tree.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Y'all, y'all. Y'all. They're popping pussy on peace tree. Hey. If you were real nigger, that's where the fuck you need to be, because they pop their pussy on peace tree. Hey, hey. Hey, time nigger with them dirty birds.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Fawkins. Flying down at 20. Trunk full of birds. The first and the third. In the 15, two. Some falkus. My nigger need three. Homeboy need two.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Hey, don't falcon playing. Got my game jersey. Hey, yeah, yeah. I got more bird in the falcon home. Oh, ho. Going home, but they ain't down on mo. Bowen homes ain't down no more. Hey.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Hey. Selling pussy on the streets like this hole. Nigger coming through in a brand new rego. The father won the Super Bowl. The father's won the Super Bowl. Hey, let go. Hey. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:47:21 We front the beat up, but it's all good because in my hood, the fuck is one. One fuck a bitch. Hey. Hey. And the Falcons won the game. Hey. And the Falcons won the game.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Hey. And the Falcons won the game. Got another chain. Hey. Got an L for the Falcons hanging around my night. Hey. And my fucking shit sitting really fucking half. A brand new Chevy and that trophy is sitting on the side.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Hey. Hey. Nigga. Niggas they won in the game. Hey. I do one of them game and they coming around and they brought up a new chain. We go to flow and you know how it go. Fuckers in one of them go to a bowl.
Starting point is 00:47:57 These niggas is hay and these bitches is shaking. I'm going to joy, they know that they're going. The fack and they're coming. We come and we run and these niggas. They're gun and gun and the 50 to the hundred, the 20 to one. The one in the five and the ten. The one of fucking. Hey, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Yeah. And the falking is going to win. The Superbowlopold. Okay. Hey, Superbowl. And the falkers, yeah. Get them falkin' one. Then we're swerving, man.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Get them falking, man. Got to start to shoot. Okay. The score was 21. The bad. The bucket. Twenty one. Two one.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Hey. I'm gonna keep repeating psychize. Hey. Bitch. Whoa. I'm gonna keep repeating the same thing. And it's this. Hey.
Starting point is 00:48:36 The Falcons won the Super Bowl. Fuck. Nigger. The Falcons won a Super Bowl for. The Falcons won the Super Bowl. The Falcons won the Super Bowl. The Falcons won the Super Bowl. The Falcons won the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:48:47 The Falcons won the Super Bowl. The Falcons is a Super Bowl. The Falcon is a Super Bowl. They lost because it's hit no real So you got to see a hole Who I had to put the 8-5 South show Would a drop to me Don't you wish y'all were the one
Starting point is 00:49:01 I think you might have just opened the wound Oh man It hurt It hurt because now they're gonna miss out of all the music It hurt it hurt it hurt it Definitely It definitely gonna miss y'all Somebody got a comment for you bro
Starting point is 00:49:11 It's a comment for Tico Somebody got a comment for me To comment Hey This is a motherfucker Yeah What up black God damn
Starting point is 00:49:21 Dude I love this walk in his P. L.G. Where did he got? Chigo B. Collid Bok. That nigga, God, damn. I think his name's name.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Bred. That niggins name. Collid Buc. That sounds like somebody that Trump won't talk to. Oh, he banned. He banned. He banned.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Right now. Trump, hey, Khalid. I don't know what part of the world you were, but I hope they let you come back over here if he's supposed to be safe. Be safe. Be safe. He don't got them lies.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Funny motherfucker for real. Yeah, man. I appreciate that. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know, I like to agree with that, too. Bram. Yeah. Oh, shoot.
Starting point is 00:49:57 How you say that first name? Malachi. Malachi Bird. Malacar Bird. I honestly think Darren Brand should be on the show at least three times a month. Hey, Chad, are you listening? You're talking about my comments. Yeah, get that.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Hey, everybody behind the scenes. Look at this comment. They say about there. I honestly think Darren should be on the show at least three times a month. Hello, Chuck. Three times a month. Exactly. Because that nigger is.
Starting point is 00:50:21 It's one hilarious nigger. Yeah. Okay. You know who Malikai beard is? This right here, nigga, but I wrote that shit. Your beard wrote that.
Starting point is 00:50:30 My beard wrote that shit for my nigga because that's how I feel. Hey, why are you asleep your beard, too? Yeah, it's double back for darn brand. Hold on real quick. Young man right here, ask me that I write that about myself,
Starting point is 00:50:40 ma'am? Yeah. Oh, hold on, man. Listen. You see what I'm saying? Why women flick their hair to say all that? First of all that. Y'all not about to come up in here, man.
Starting point is 00:50:51 That's cute. That's one of the... She's an 85 South Show, honey. Kiomi. Oh, man, we need to bring him. We need to introduce a Kiomi to homie. See, you won't let me give you the back story. You keep goddamn talking over you.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Bro, she's trying to say, let me tell a story, Dan. No, let me tell you the story. But she ain't got no microphone. She don't know no better. We rescue her from that last flood in New Orleans. You from New Orleans? No, she's not. She was just down there.
Starting point is 00:51:16 She got swept up in the curb. And we had the rest. No, that's fucked up piece to all the New Orleans people. Yeah, yeah. Why you think I brought it up? Why you think I brought it up so I could say it? Because I'm like you know that I'm not going to do it. Carlos, he yelling like he smoked some reggie on accident today.
Starting point is 00:51:30 I don't know what the fuck going on. We had loud. It was loud. We had loud. I know you had. Usually. I don't need that negativity. I got some.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Somebody take that sound bike and run with that shit. Callow smoked some. Don't put that. Don't put that vood on me, Ricky Bobby. I heard that low, I heard that nigger low, smoking rich. What's this a fan? He didn't do that. We ain't going to get that to no song.
Starting point is 00:51:54 We ain't going to put no real to saw that. Oh, my God. What? They don't make that number. What? Ridge. I mean, I don't even know how to get that shit. They really do.
Starting point is 00:52:01 You know who this podcast is for? Who was it for? According to my 38th cousin, Harris Miller. 38th? This podcast is for niggas who got tithes in the building as they ringed home. And it went off in church. Well, you know, the Lord understand because he made tis. He made tis.
Starting point is 00:52:16 He's the, he's the creativity of tis. Matt Okodo says that this podcast is. for the ladies who let their man fuck while the kid's still awake. Listen, listen, listen, you know what? That's not clapworthy if them ain't your kids, my nigga. Hey. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Is that rude as fuck? I'm sorry, nigga. My mama let a nigga fuck while I'm woke as I was in. Listen, we got to, I'm sorry. I'm going to beat the shit out of you, my nigga. A certain time, you got, hey, you got to go to bed. Hey, you got one of them little no-dose babies. You don't fall out?
Starting point is 00:52:47 You know what I'm saying? Hey, first of all, let's just throw this time. There's a little kid out. There's a little kid I was. I can't. What's he doing up past the little kid out? Wow. First of all, there's nothing better than having sex and almost getting called.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Put that night wheel on. There's nothing better than you're listening for something. Wow. And then you get back in there, okay? What was you going to do if they walked in? You just go, huh? Why your ass out? It's the real of it.
Starting point is 00:53:10 It ain't no good reason when you get caught funny. We're wrestling. What y'all doing? Oh, we're fishing the radio. Because what you're going to do? Stand up naked. Nothing. I was over here.
Starting point is 00:53:20 But the thing is, we almost get caught. You never pull out. You still stay in there. You just perk up a little bit. Pick around the corn. Hey, man, that's a long-ass thing. Yeah, we'll read that shit. We'll read that shit later on, man.
Starting point is 00:53:33 We'll read that shit later on. We'll read that shit later on. That's a real, that's a real fan mail. We need to get some soap opera music played in the background where we read this out because this looks like one of those testimonial letters. Oh, he's trying to shout us off out. Exactly. It looked like one of them testimonial letters, you know.
Starting point is 00:53:49 So look. Five years ago, I was on the break of suicide. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. So did this shit. You always got to take shit too far. It wasn't too far yet. You watched the Grammys last night. We watched a little bit.
Starting point is 00:54:02 We got a show last night, man. I don't know if you realize Chance the rapper made Black History last night. He took all three of things. No, not only did he win three Grammys. The nigger won three Grammys with a cigarette behind it. Come on now. Come on now. Is that a black history fact?
Starting point is 00:54:16 I witnessed Black History. Okay. Shout out the chance, man. He had all the guys. gospel singers out there he did. He rocked. Yeah, he rocked. I mean, I per-
Starting point is 00:54:24 And that little, what was that verse he spit? Because I ain't heard that before. That was off-color book? No, not that the verse was, yeah. At the beginning. He didn't do the normal one. Yeah, he did something extra. I'm kind of upset, though, that, you know,
Starting point is 00:54:37 I'm going to go ahead and put it out there. Put it out there. With respect to Adele, but, you know, I think Beyonce should have won an album of the year personally. Lemonade. Yeah, she did drop, she did drop for what that album did. For what that album did for niggas lives, for like at least two, three weeks after it's released.
Starting point is 00:54:53 What they had niggas out here doing? Like, that shit hasn't been done in a long time, man, that lemonade had niggas on a different type of plan for. What did you mean? Listen, man, when that shit came out, every niggas was trying to get it together because any time you get women something to be inspired by, something that they can gravitate towards
Starting point is 00:55:09 when they're thinking about how bad they feel about you, nigger, oh my God, it gets bad. And Beyonce did that. And she played them a little bit, too, because her situation was good. Yeah, exactly. made it seem like it was more turmoil than the world but you know what i don't believe that it might have been good because you think about it when the time that you usually get in my
Starting point is 00:55:26 hold up before you say that this time i'm going to tell you how good the album is come on now the album so goddamn good the album so goddamn fact bro Beyonce then got pregnant to her own album and had twin that's what she didn't have twins fucking to her own album that's what happened that's what happened the embryo split when it heard her and one was like that's me she's separated was like That's us. Nigel, we are in us, right, motherfucking. That shit, couldn't believe it. And I don't believe it.
Starting point is 00:55:55 And I don't believe that they necessarily might have been on good terms because you know most niggas got their baby mama pregnant when they was beefing. That's usually when it happened. So if you walk twins and you're in the entertainment industry, listen to yourself while you fucking and you got a better chance. I got a theory, though.
Starting point is 00:56:10 What's the percent of your head? Hold up, check this up. Don't it seem like the most successful Beyonce and Jay-Z get the more sense, the salonge ass whoop in me? Like, she whooped Jay-Z ass for the sake of this family. Like, don't you fuck this up? Just the elevator fight, it ain't been nothing but success. Nothing, babe.
Starting point is 00:56:29 I want to ride the elevator with some lines. What's the last? Beat my motherfucking egg. What's the last? Whoop you in the shape. Woop me into the shit. Hey, but what's the last Jay-Z lyric you to her? Shit, Jay-Z got some shit.
Starting point is 00:56:42 What he said? What he said? What he said? What he said? What he said, the ninsit is a popular drink and it's still it. Fuck you. Come take it off. Who?
Starting point is 00:56:51 What? What? What? What is saying that? Somebody. Listen, man. Look, man. We ain't a little emoji.
Starting point is 00:56:59 We ain't a little avatar for you to take your head off. I want to see what you look like with glasses. Shut the fuck that. We can't even see what the fuck you look like right now. That was rude. That was real. That was real. I apologize.
Starting point is 00:57:12 But I didn't have a dope comment. Nick, I had to KKK following me. Man, we go. Shut your ass out. Bullshit you. Such a friend. I'm doing it. No, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:57:21 I'm doing it. Hey, pass me that red bull, Jack. You want this one? It's already opening. You want the red one? Yeah, I take it. Drink the open one. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:57:30 I was asking like I'm somebody paying it. Speaking the open. I just trying to earn my way on the show. Which one you want me to drink? You drink the red. This one? Right here? We are.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Rap album of you. Who won that? Chance? Chance. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. And it was independent. That's bad.
Starting point is 00:57:48 And then you got to look at who listening, who in the gram. Like, we're lucky, we're lucky, not lucky, but. They still don't show hip-hop. That motherfucker's love, though. They still don't show hip-hop. Somebody had to tell them to listen to Chance. Somebody got to tell them to listen to everything. They didn't discover it.
Starting point is 00:58:02 He came out and he threatened them pussy-ass niggies. I think one mold label, try to stop me. It's going to be some dread-haired niggas in the life. You don't want those. But Chance is the only rap album you can play on Sunday before 1 o'clock. I feel okay. You can play that before church on Sunday if you're all. It's very soulful.
Starting point is 00:58:21 That's a motherfucker in Chicago. I guarantee you that. That's my homie. Yeah, exactly. That just came out of nowhere. We fuck with dirt. That's just us, nigga. And I don't really trust, niggas.
Starting point is 00:58:37 I don't. That's what confirmed it when he came back. I don't, like, he agreed with itself. That's the best thing you can do. Advice for all the rappers. When you get in the studio, one of the coolest things you can do is agree with yourself. Talk to you.
Starting point is 00:58:49 Agree with yourself, my name. I'm the shit. You're the shit. Damn. Perfect. Talk to you. I'm telling you. Ad lives, man.
Starting point is 00:58:55 You got to agree with yourself. Sold a hundred bricks yesterday. You did? Show did. Had to slap a bitch at the subway. Had to. Exactly. Had your baby.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Had your baby mama. She had a good lady. Yes, she was. Yes, she was. That's what just ad lives. Fucking on the bitch and there's some good mouth. I think Rich Home McCoyne had some dope ad libs. Did he?
Starting point is 00:59:15 Don't look like that. Greatest ad lives ever. The right, too. Greatest grand, greatest ad lib ever in hip hop. Greatest ad lib. Greatest ad lib. Okay. Somebody better say easy.
Starting point is 00:59:27 My favorite ad lib period is on the Migo's ad libs on the Versace, but Drake verse. Yeah. Because at one point, he says some shit when they don't know what it means. He said, pulling the back yard, it looks like Metropolis. That nix said, matropolis. That nigga had to look at, whatever. Because he was keeping up with him four. He's like, I know I stay in this, date it, date it.
Starting point is 00:59:50 You know what I'm saying? He was with it. Metropolis? That nigga said, pulled in the back girl that looks like Metropolis. That nix is metropolis? When that niggins said, Don't ask my opinion. That was a cold one.
Starting point is 01:00:02 That was a cold. Yeah, that's my favorite. When niggas get me fucked up by now, hey, how old they don't think they're going to fuck with the Migos on AdLil? They just took it to a whole new level. What you got on Air Lill? No, greatest ad lib album. I don't even know if this might count as an ad libism.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Like, this is one of my favorites. I can't say it's the greatest, but Jada kids laugh alone. That shit sounds like a gangstass toucan. Like if it was a toucan from New York that smoked a cigarette. That shit crazy. I agree with that one. Now, I wouldn't say that this is the greatest, but this is one of my favorite,
Starting point is 01:00:40 and I don't think he gets enough credit, so I'm going to give a shout out to you, because your shit, your ad lives. You got one of the greatest ad lives ever. Oh, Jay, the juice. Go ahead. Come on. OJ the juice man.
Starting point is 01:00:49 Juice man. Juice man. Hey! Hey! Okay! Like my nigga. That right there. Put a brick, half a brick, whole brick.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Hey! Nigger. Juice man, man. Hey. Just funny that you brought that, nigga. I'm phoned it in the kitchen. And I put it in lick it. Aye.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Okay. You came forward, O.J. That nigga said, yeah, I'm a funner. Got an old school. That's the same color thund. Come on, man. Come on, man. Same color thunder, nigga.
Starting point is 01:01:17 same color thunder what the fuck color is thunder you don't even know it makes man do you're a cool gray is it a cool gray juice man know what that thunder is oh man
Starting point is 01:01:27 greatest ad lives man I'm gonna go with Jeezy man when Jeezy was you know shit 06-07 you can't deny everybody yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:01:35 that's right that's right that's right if we really gonna go greatest of all time Gucci man I got no and not Gucci Man
Starting point is 01:01:46 that was a Close tie, because I was going to go Master P, but I can't go Master P, uh, because that's, that's, that was close. But I got to go, no, I got to go to O.G's, nigga. I got to go to Curtis Blowing them niggas. That right there? Ra! Nigger, that's shit.
Starting point is 01:02:01 After school, I think a dip in the pool. My nigger, me and Lowe's brought that back. You know what I mean? All the way back, man. Before we even get to that, you got to talk about Jesus. G's an ad lit was so cold. The nigger rapped about him. He did.
Starting point is 01:02:14 She said she liked my flow below my ad libs. Mets lips. Yeah. Hey, the only thing I didn't like about Jeezy, Jeezy was try to force some real easy punchline. They call me Jeezy the snowman. Get it? Get it? Get it?
Starting point is 01:02:29 I'm iced out. And I got snowed. We got it, though. We got it on the first round. Then he got mad at the end. You're going to be mad at Jeezy for that. Y'all niggas is slow, man. If you're going to be mad at Jesus for that, you got to be mad at Cameron for all the shit he's ever rap.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Oh, no. Camron will say the shit all the way wrong, but make it sound. I got a coochie, coochie. Her name Lucci, and then we hop in there, grab the hat, we played salucci. Hey, what the fuck? Gali, I'm gully, look at my galoshes. I'm jolly.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Hey, the thing I like about dipset niggas, they make all their homies' names sound cool. Hey, yo, shout out to my nigga, goddamn little Lord Funtleroy. You know what the nigga name is. Yo, shout out of my nigga Peter Piper, man. The nigga pack of pepper. Shit was crazy, son.
Starting point is 01:03:14 Nobody less. Speaking to Cameron, making shit, said nobody made words go together. Canron was that, nigga, man. No, not Cameron was dope, but Project Pat, my name. Listen. Yeah, nigga, yeah, nigga. Sipping on some Paul Le Mouson, like some sweet Kool-Aid.
Starting point is 01:03:29 My nigga. Don't you get mad at me. That nigga, Paul, that nigga said... Flip it like a pan kicker. A panker? A nigger. A nigger. I'm his slanging on the blade, praying that I don't get cut by these police making
Starting point is 01:03:41 raise jumping out and checking nuts, cutting balls down the crumbs. Babbage weed is in my lung niggas stick me for a bang I'm gonna shoot him in his ass I'm gonna show him who the boss When you niggas gonna learn If you cross in this game Then your ass is gonna get burning
Starting point is 01:03:55 What that nigga say on once all Project Pat a robbing nigga man That nigga say trench coat wig mask And some goggles What the fuck? You are sticking way out now Have you seen Project Pat With a wig goggles
Starting point is 01:04:09 And a trench coat in the hood? You gotta know what he was robbing on Then he didn't he was robbing No regular shit That nigga had to go in there looking like That nigga Project Pat was that nigga, dog I got cheese and dope Like one of the Guardians of the Galaxy
Starting point is 01:04:20 Nigger that fuck that You know what I mean? A nigga ain't rob a bank Oh man What's going on with some zones right now? Nigger, we gotta talk about it I don't know why they're going through so much Okay man look
Starting point is 01:04:29 Shout out to anybody I like I like when motherfuckers get together And make some shit happen Similar to what we're doing right here I don't like with all that shit fall apart However all the shit is Let me say this Always fall apart though
Starting point is 01:04:40 That's the fucked up by the body Why? Why? Why? Don't ever do no interview You gotta learn from other shit, though. We got to fight first. We got to fight first
Starting point is 01:04:48 before you can get to speak on anything. My nigga was in the robe getting his heart out, bro. Oh, you're talking about Cameron? He was getting his heart out. Hey, Cameron went straight to IG lines. Bro, Brett. Cameron, hey, man, I fucked with Cam.
Starting point is 01:05:00 He's already not social media literate. But he didn't turn into that nigger Rico for paying the fool. That shit was, this nigga said, man, so you know the nigga Jim, man, he met Chrissy. He's like, cool. We just been fucking bitches two weeks ago.
Starting point is 01:05:12 He's buying purse. I'm like, you tricky now. You tricking off? He's like, so, nigga, I get t-shirts printed up that say Tricky Ricky, A.K.A. Jim Jones, you know what? A.A.M. Jim Jones is on the back. I put the, what, and taking care of our niggins in jail and I'm like,
Starting point is 01:05:26 and then he put the niggins' names on the back. My God damn, damn. He was like, but you know what, though, I was dead-ass wrong. But you know what? I guarantee you, you'll never see me at Lowe's doing no interviews like that. We're going to just meet up in the back of a Mississippi backyard in Oxford. And we just going to scratch.
Starting point is 01:05:43 If there's one more fire with my name in the corner like I had that port, I'm gonna go. I mean, we just going square. I mean, but it's sad, though, because if you remember that time... Hold, look, Cameron was wrong a few times in the interview. First of all, the nigga then the nigga then trade marked the nigga. Oh, yeah, he did do that.
Starting point is 01:05:57 And he didn't let the nigga, man, D.C.'s called in. And talked about how he didn't slap the nigga and made him crying, like, nigga, is you going to explain your side and you're just going to make the shit worse? Exactly. I thought you was going to respond. Nick, you're on here starting my shit. The guy around and give a fuck from him.
Starting point is 01:06:12 You're going to call a nigga. slap me in front of my kids and shit what the fuck type of shit is the end up but that's the thing though when you stop when you beat when you got a problem with a nigger then you know I mean you kind of like that theory my enemy of my
Starting point is 01:06:27 enemy is my friend type shit like that nigga caught him doing all of that was his response to them having problems but to me I think that it's a bigger issue with the way that the niggas communicating with one another because it's I can't imagine myself a nigger
Starting point is 01:06:43 that I'm sitting beside right now one day talking to someone, talking to the world before I pick up the phone and call you, like, that shit is crazy. But that shit is so common today, my thing. So look, I'm gonna tell you like this, man. I'm gonna tell you how the shit went down, man. Me and Los was out there, man.
Starting point is 01:06:56 Go ahead. Go ahead. It's a little bitch, man. It's a little bitch, right? Little bitch, I'm like, this is a little bitch. It's a little bitch. It's a little bitch. It's a little bitch.
Starting point is 01:07:05 Tell the fucking story, me. If it was anything other than a little bitch, I would say it was something other than a little bitch. It's a little bitch, right? My fucking kid. Little bitch, everybody talks a little bitch, she talks the bitch. I see a nigga kissing in the mouth. I'm like, you kissing, bitch?
Starting point is 01:07:15 Like, you smoot your bitch? So then the nigga, like, she said, you just kissed the bitch. And I said, this bitch talking to? Tell him about the sweatshirt you had made up, though. Tell him about the sweatshirt. So, I had, all right, so I was dead-ass, like, I was wrong, man. All right, fuck it. Like, no, no, look, no, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 01:07:35 I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm saying, I had, I had to talk about this house business. I had to talk about your house business. I had the nigga that used to beat him up in third grade. I had the pressure. The nigga that used to beat him up in third grade. Talk to him. Hey, you already know what time in here.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Hey, yo, third grade, first of all. Time out, time on. Hey, nigga, hey, you already know. First of all, I always had an ear infection in third grade. My equilibrium was never on. It's your man, young hands in this motherfucker. Used to whip that nigga hands did. Yeah, because, you know, Clayton always was tall.
Starting point is 01:08:03 You know what I'm saying? Oh, tall-ass nigger. You know what I'm saying? So I used to see that nigga and be like, man. He was clumsy, too. This nigga can see above what I can see it. That's fuck, so he's looking into my future because he can see over my head,
Starting point is 01:08:13 so I used to just punch that nigga in his mouth every day. You know what he did? Every day, every day? It wasn't every day, B. It wasn't every day. It wasn't every day. And that's scoop that nigga right now. How is every day I'm not even at school every day?
Starting point is 01:08:27 Hey, you'll scoop that nigga right now, you don't want to argue, say, I'm from fucking 138th street and fucking Lennox. What street he's from? What street he from? That nigga from, that nigga from New Jersey, dude. Fuck out of here, son. This niggas from fucking New Jersey.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Scoop that nigga now, sir. Yo, niggins from New Jersey. You go that nigga now, son. Go. Get this old. Get this. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 01:08:47 We talk about the same nigger. We talk about the same nigger. Hey, go ahead, my man. They used to borrow clothing. Nigger, come to my shirt, nipples out. You got a shirt I can wear. I got to go to the thing out there. I know you're not going to let.
Starting point is 01:08:59 This same nigger needs shirt. This same nigger needs shirts. I don't know. Hey, yo, tell the mother, yo. Talk the mother, be. Hey, yo, tell you son, son, son. You son, son, son, sit down. Son, sit down, son.
Starting point is 01:09:11 Fuck all that, son. Fuck all that, son. Your shoes borough now, son. Your shoes are borrowed now, son. Your shoes on borrowed time. You got one foot in the grave, son. You got one foot in the grave, be it. I swear to God, you need a tooth brush for your feet and your teeth.
Starting point is 01:09:28 You need two brushes. You need two teeth brush. You need two teeth brushes, be. Two teeth brushes, be. Come on, man. You're spilling the belly. You're spilling the belly. Hey yo, shit, chill, son.
Starting point is 01:09:41 Chill, son. Hey, yo, son, you know, the nigger had just made a comment about me. You know, I heard the shit the little nigger said and shit about me barring clothes. You know what I'm saying? But you know, that's what bitch-nickers do, kid. Let me tell you about this nigga right here, right? So this nigga caught herpes, right? And he had no medical insurance.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Oh, so you got the hurt, nigga? So the nigger caught, listen, nah, let me tell him about this bitch-ass, right? So the nigger gets herpes, right? This nigga ain't got no health insurance, he comes to me. I'm fucked up right now. I got this shit on my lip there. Could you please help me out with a little something, man?
Starting point is 01:10:13 I can't be out like this. So I gave a nigga a little dougar. My nigga, my nigga got hurt. You know what I'm saying? So the nigga, me tell you what this nigger do, sir? Let me tell you with this bird-ass nigger do, son. His bird-ass nigger, don't go get his fucking lip fix, my nigger. Take the money, go trick on the bitch.
Starting point is 01:10:29 They're going to kiss my motherfucking mom on the cheek when he's in the horse, son. Fuck that nigger for life old bitch ass niggas. Hey, yo, that nigga kiss my auntie? Hey, yo, first of all. That you kiss my auntie? Yo, look, look, look, look. No, you see a lot of people, you see a lot of people.
Starting point is 01:10:43 You see a lot of people. You see a lot of shit, man. It's cool. It's cool. You're talking shit, but your mama kiss me, man. All right? Your mama put a cheek in my mouth, man. Your mom put a cheek in my mouth, man.
Starting point is 01:10:56 Here you come over here, man. Come on, son. For real? Get your man. Hit your man's off with about a grand. Your man's looking bad. Hit your man's with a grand. Yo, my man just came home from Wryker.
Starting point is 01:11:08 son, he don't add, son. So what I'm saying. But listen, hey- Oh, son should have left the shoes. That's what I'm trying to figure out, kid. He should have left the shoes in Rikers. How could a nigger... These shoes doing a bid right now.
Starting point is 01:11:20 Them shoes on lockdown. How could a nigger, son, that used to... Nah, nah, listen, let me tell you about this bird-ass nigger, though, son. This nigger ain't had nowhere to live, son. The nigger used to come to my house... Hey, man, make oodles and noodles and shit, kid. This nigga would make oodles and noodles at my crib, sleep on the floor from time of time.
Starting point is 01:11:38 Nigger get a little money and want to act stupid, son. I remember you got smacked out by a gay person. Now, I ask you this. Now I ask you this. Now I ask you this. And when I say gay, I don't mean by sexuality. I mean a happy nigga. That's the fuck I'm talking about.
Starting point is 01:11:51 You got slapped by a happy nigga. And when the niggas stop you, he said, ooh-wee. Nigger walked through the hood all happy and shit. We're from New York kids. Oh, man. Why your man talking so much, man? That's the same. You don't even know who that nigga.
Starting point is 01:12:04 I know who that nigg is, man. You don't even know who that nigger is, man. man. Google that nigger, man. Bologna sandwiches all day, nigga. They call him do-doo. They got the baby mama house crying in front of the door. I just let me in.
Starting point is 01:12:17 I just want my sweater. Hey, man. I don't trust no, I don't trust no, I don't trust no grown man with a tip-p-a-old. Yo, this is the same nigger. Yo, this is the same nigger. This is the same nigger. This is the same nigger. This is the same nigger on the block.
Starting point is 01:12:30 It's the same nigger on the block. I seen the nigger's son walked up on him. The nigger's son was like pops. I heard you saw. That's what niggas saying. This nigga's going to start crying. Who does that nigga talk about? This is this nigga going to start crying,
Starting point is 01:12:46 hey, who does n'n't worry about it, son? I got this, I got this, son. Niggas said the nigger inquisitive. The niggas got a tin of my eyes. It brought a tin of my eyes. On some real shit, my son is inquisitive. Look at this nigger beer, my nigger. On some real shit, we got to squash the beach before we had to call Jay Prince of it.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Oh, yeah. I don't want Shugnight to get involved. Get J Prince on the line. Well, shit, we all got a show day. Yeah, we got a dead this shit. We got to get me. Oh, no, this is that beef. We're just showing what it would be like.
Starting point is 01:13:12 It was just a reenactment for y'all. We letting you know, we let you know you can handle beef in the same room. See, you ain't got it. You can go in the same room, handle the beef. See if you say it the same. And, seen. I want to know a soldier boy really talk like that around people. Fuck going on.
Starting point is 01:13:30 You're big soldier. You know what? Give me a smoothie. Who this podcast for? Do you know who this podcast is for? Who's it for? Who's it for? My nigga and mine said the podcast is the niggins who were bitches
Starting point is 01:13:40 That got their black rubble hair glue And got it on everything in the house Shit Your bitch is Bental Right You're Spider-Man Your bitch running around hill This podcast is for everybody
Starting point is 01:13:52 Who ran out of gas At the gas station entrance Oh man Well you're lucky motherfucker there You're there You're right there This podcast Oh they killed a falcons
Starting point is 01:14:02 25 point lead And shit Go back to it See what's their name Edward Rigg Richardson, Jr. Boy? What the fuck team you got?
Starting point is 01:14:14 What the fuck going on, Junior? Say that nigga again? Man, Edward Richardson, Jr. Boy, if you don't get out that goddamn little coop, you don't get your little cooped-up ass? You look uncomfortable, boy. You got a racist mustache. You're uncomfortable in your skin, boy.
Starting point is 01:14:28 That a nigga mustache silver-rug. Man, he got lots of teeth. Stop it, man. That looked like food stamp to me. That ain't stamped. I thought it was stamping first. I was like, snap, what the fuck? I tell you one thing, big as that nigga Tee is,
Starting point is 01:14:40 if he sneezed, he gonna bite his lip off, that shit is crazy. He didn't gave itself a C-section to eat a sandwich. Your motherfuckers is ruthless, man. People gonna stop listening to this. We love you, Edwin Richardson, man. We rock with you. Hell yeah, we rock with you.
Starting point is 01:14:54 Man, the Falcons are fucking long. Yeah, you know what? I wanted to talk about this, man. I don't know if y'all hit to this shit. Remember the little DJ dude that beat Chief, that accused Chief, and them are beat his ass? I remember that. I just seen a clip that they said that
Starting point is 01:15:08 that nigga got arrested for pimping. Wow. Like, this nigga was like your nigga, fuck that I'm calling the police, nigga. No, it's like, if you're a pimp and you got some hose and you show up where your
Starting point is 01:15:20 hose is at beat up, they're going to call the police like, this bitch-ass nigga that got beat up out here. I can't believe I'm letting this nigga represent me on my behalf. Come get this man. He's pimping and pandering. Come get his head. No, you got to come with that pimp story. You know, pimps got to have a good
Starting point is 01:15:36 story. Oh, bitch, you wouldn't believe. Motherfucking pigs and threw me in the trunk of the motherfucking car. I'm in the back. I had one of your little bobby pins in my pocket. I popped that bit out. I dropped that lock.
Starting point is 01:15:48 I dropped out the highway doing 85. Tucked and roll. I got here just to make it to your house. You got to pass out of the bitch. You got to add the detail, though. You know what I mean? When you said they put me in the trunk of the goddamn car.
Starting point is 01:16:00 Fucked up my Stacey's. This got these goddamn Stacey's nigga dragged my shit all across the lock on the That's why I only got one gator on now. Exactly. You see my hair out of place, bitch? Shit. That shit is crazy, man.
Starting point is 01:16:15 You gotta tell him that. You'll make it up off. Bitch, I called you two times from the pay phone. Why you didn't answer? Now, if them whole scene, you get beat up. Where the fuck you found a pay phone there? Bitch, you need to ask your motherfucker. It's going to be the same place where I find your ass at next, bitch.
Starting point is 01:16:29 That's why I found the pay phone. What the fuck you're going to beat? If you don't stop fucking round with a player. And she's supposed to believe all that. You know what I mean? All that. This is her fault if she don't. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:16:39 You know what I mean? Pippin'niggas say some luxurious shit. Hey, they'll tell a bit some cold shit, too, bitch. Would you like to be dropped off in cold water, bitch? I don't know. I did 85 in reverse down a one way. Bitch, I'm so smooth I can get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday. Fuck as you're talking about.
Starting point is 01:16:54 Bitch, don't you ever talk to me crazy? Hey, man, that's your... I was in Macy's the other day. This girl was like, oh, that's Carlos for a while or now. I guess her nigga was not in the mood. He said, bitch, you must want to fuck this nigga there. You get that sometimes You do, no, in real life
Starting point is 01:17:09 It beat some girls Warned that picture And they'd be like Hell no, I ain't taking no picture With this nigga And then he walked by You'd be like No distress
Starting point is 01:17:16 Oh, nigger now That's real life My nigga don't Let's up for the hall And let's be cool to me I'm sorry Listen I had to do it
Starting point is 01:17:27 This bitch is out of control Get your ass in the car Look I really like you We're gonna come to your show Tomorrow too Listen I'm in the club I'm in Greensboro, Green Street Club. This nigga walked up on me.
Starting point is 01:17:39 Chico Bing, what's good with you, my nigger? I was like, yeah, ain't shit. He was like, shit. Let me show you this picture you took on my girl and shit. I wrote up under the comment. I'm like, nigger. Yeah, they do that shit. They do that shit, yo.
Starting point is 01:17:49 Yeah, I just wanted to let you know that was my lady and shit. I'm like, man, you got to do all that. Hey, but what about this? What about this? What about this? What about this? When the dude walk up and be like, hey, man, look, listen. My girl, want to get a picture, man.
Starting point is 01:17:59 She's scared. You want a goddamn in it. What about that? How don't make y'all uncomfortable? Nah. You know, what making you feel uncomfortable is when a nigga act like they don't want to pitch it but be loud enough to tell you that they didn't want it.
Starting point is 01:18:10 Yeah, I mean, that's him. I ain't no creepy-ass, nigga, though. Hey, bro, like, you want my attention or something, what the fuck? Just ask, whatever. I ain't going to ask you. That creeped me out a little bit. The nigga who'll be like,
Starting point is 01:18:22 man, my girl, want to get a picture, go on here, get him. Don't get too close. I'm this bullshit, man. Grab my tent. I never did it, man, suck a titty. Man, suck that titty. I've been married this whole 22 years.
Starting point is 01:18:36 Suck her titty. Hey, that shit crazy, bro. Hey, everybody, Carlos scared to suck a titty. Hey, and if you would have sucked that titty? You got to beat your motherfucking that. Hey, he would have been that nigga to be shaking his job. Hey, but what? You know what?
Starting point is 01:18:51 You know what? I got a little... You're saying, I don't know what I did it. You're sucking the one I did it. Who's all they got them kid up? Let the goddamn did it up Who's y'all gonna did it? Look that shit, really?
Starting point is 01:19:05 Yeah, grab my chin, man. Baby, come here. White people good for that. White dude super good for that. Oh, listen. We was at. Where was we at? Put a thumb in the around.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Where was we at, my dick? No, tell the story. Tell the story. This nigga got uncomfortable. Hey, I don't remember what the fuck this was. We was. Oh, you remember? We was in Philly.
Starting point is 01:19:28 That's what we were. We were at. We had me and Carlos, me and Los in Philly doing the show. I mean, all these stories be great. Me and Lose in Philadelphia doing the show. So we go outside and smoke and shit, right? So we out there dude walk up, black dude walk up with his wife and shit. You know, wife, white, he's black, nigga. We get to talking. These motherfuckers start talking to us. Like, they want
Starting point is 01:19:48 a, nigga, they want me and Lose. The fuck his wife. And you're like, hey, baby, nobody's around. Show him your titty. Yeah, show him your titty. Show him your titty. They put her tities out in front of like, yeah, show him your titty. You know, we just live life. You know, we're just fun. You guys looked like you're fun, too.
Starting point is 01:20:02 You guys look fun. You guys look like you're going to have me and Lose sitting in like this, nigga, trying to get us to fuck that pussy. Pimping and pandering. That shit was crazy, my name. Say he was a, we should have known it was crazy, though, because they was coming from like a kiss concert or some shit like that. We're not going to take it.
Starting point is 01:20:18 I don't even know if that's the same group, but that's the type of vibe they had. That's the vibe. No, that's the vibe. That's the vibe. They did. did kick Charles Oakley out of the dark. Look, I want you all to hear this perspective. Me and Brian was arguing about this yesterday.
Starting point is 01:20:36 About Charles Oakley. And this perspective, I want to see what y'all think about this perspective. Go ahead, bro. All right? So everybody, the shit that happened to Charles, everybody was on Charles side, right? We're all on the same page. Everybody's like, damn, how they do Charles like that, right? I think so for the most part.
Starting point is 01:20:51 All right. So I watched my man, my white homeball sports. So, you know, after, you know, single loud blunt, you know, I can get into my zone. this nigga said he said yo everybody tripping on Charles Oakley but this nigga's Charles Oakley thinks he's Charles Barkley
Starting point is 01:21:05 and that's the issue like he was a trash player but he was loved by the fucking Knicks it was like the NBA tried to ban 80s basketball you know the Rick Mahorns the Oakley's
Starting point is 01:21:16 the late great Anthony Mason the niggas who knocked you to fuck out niggas who was trash now they was trashed you know what Charles Oakley averaged his whole career 10 points eight boards not even the double double
Starting point is 01:21:27 with my dad. Like, you know what I'm saying? He was an enforcer. Exactly. There has nothing to do with him. That's what I'm saying. That's, that. I respect that, but my perspective is... This is my thing, too. Go ahead. If me and, like, this is the 85 South shit. You just use this as an example. Be real. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:21:43 We're building this shit up. We all building this shit up as a collective. Everybody come in, you see niggas like K-dub. We fuck around because this shit's just some shit for us. So let's say, you know what I mean, a nigga that might not be as intricate of a player as these niggas try to make me
Starting point is 01:21:58 out to be sometimes, but let's say a nigga not that intricate of a player but he helped build the brand and people love him for it. Like, why do you ban that man from something that he, the people make sports, like the fans are who you doing for, so if the fans want to see a person and they got a good relationship with a person, fuck
Starting point is 01:22:14 being a personal problem with a nigger that don't mean nothing. That's y'all issue. It was fear, though, because look, much goddamn fighting as Charles Oakley did at Madison Square Guard. That nigga used to fight when he and that goddamn building. Bro, the nigga got...
Starting point is 01:22:29 There shouldn't be no surprise. Like, that Charles Oakley fight the Geeie. God. Don't come back up here for two weeks, what you're saying? Don't bring that bullshit in here. I think, bro, got the most text in the lead. My question, though, my question is this, man.
Starting point is 01:22:41 What was he saying? If he bought a ticket, then I feel all that. But first of all, why that nigga even had to buy a ticket? Right, yeah. But still, that's the number one. A nigga, like, I'm talking about... Okay, but that's what you think. But you don't know that, you don't know the detail.
Starting point is 01:22:55 You don't know. These teams, they seem. like they fuck with their people. They don't fuck with people. If you was that motherfucker and you get fucked up and that was the last team you played for, they're not fucking checking for you. They try to make it seem like that
Starting point is 01:23:05 because they have these nights where they bring a motherfucker back. That's why he went to, uh, yeah, because he went to the Wizards. You know the, they don't get fucking out of the players. You don't look at four families, niggins. They know you got three kids.
Starting point is 01:23:20 My thing is... You got three goddamn kids. They get you four tickets at the wheelcar. Have you ever tried to ask? Have you ever tried to ask, an old black man to leave from some shit he paid for what shit that's what the fuck you gonna get you lucky it wasn't more than that i paid for this and i have to leave now why fast you don't want me to be here because i was talking shit let's say he was talking shit how much shit would you
Starting point is 01:23:44 if you're the owner whatever you're the owner you flex up you're the owner of the nix you should know how to take shit because that's all the nicks do is talk shit the fan ain't even take a quarter my nigger so if charles oakley was back then like unless he was like man I fuck your mama in the ass like unless what like what could he have said to make you be like get him the fuck out of but that's the thing like
Starting point is 01:24:06 in the defensive I guess the owner if there is one no defense he got millions I mean it is but yeah but that's my house though and in the day nigga that's my house this my house so you have fuck that but if I if you charge me to come in your house then it's certain I mean hey nigga if I go to yeah right you charge me to come
Starting point is 01:24:24 in your house I'm good And he'd be like, yeah, as long as I don't shit on the couch and nothing like that. It's some shit I'm going to do when I get in that motherfucker. One is talk shit. That's one of the first things I'm going to do.
Starting point is 01:24:36 Bitch, nicket, that you just shot me $20 to get in your house. Much as I did for you and with you, nigga. All of them 10 points I gave you 20 years. Oh, that shit is crazy. You're saying he ain't good. You're saying you got to be humble by what you do. That's what Darren trying to say. I'm saying fuck that.
Starting point is 01:24:52 If you did it, if you didn't, you ain't doing it currently. Don't about it. remember this what I'm saying respect me for who you think I am Charles Barkley get in everywhere vip access everywhere why because he was a fucking superstar no because he worked for the fucking announcers
Starting point is 01:25:06 shit that's why yeah even I'm but he's Charles Brock going to have to work for them niggins he's Charles Brockley you think anybody anybody to anybody going to tell Charles Brockley no yeah hell no
Starting point is 01:25:17 the championship he's called him no time and time again no Charles It's the last time I'm going to say it. No, Charles.
Starting point is 01:25:30 That's not a punishment, though, if you think about it. You don't get to watch the Knits lose. Ooh, big fucking deal. Wow. It ain't like they were going to win. That's true. But that's Charles Oakley. That should not be surprising.
Starting point is 01:25:42 They should be like, hey, Charles, it's cool out about a week of time. You're more than what, man. You ain't going to never kick you out this month because you fought for us. I remember you who up the nigger ass in the name. I mean, if you bring eight things on me, come to the box.
Starting point is 01:25:53 Next time you come, sit in the box. need that bullshit about hot dogs and fucking up the bill money. And that's what I mean. I said the same thing about Charles O'Killard's last year when they gave him all that trouble because he was trying to get into the Cavs locker room when they won the Super Bowl, the goddamn championship. That's what happened with Charles Oakley? He tried to go to the locker room.
Starting point is 01:26:10 But my battalion on that is this. Wait a minute. Wasn't Drake in the locker room? Wait a minute. No, they turned drink around too. Oh, okay. That's the problem, Mike. It is terrible what you said, though.
Starting point is 01:26:18 He thinks he's a big homie. In the NBA, like, no, bro. You like a cousin, my nigga. Like, we fought with you for this. What are you what I'm saying? It ain't no big homeless shit. If Charles Barkley would have walked up to the cast room, they would have been like. Charles Barkley is a terrible example, though.
Starting point is 01:26:32 He's very bad. But I just said that, my brother. Actually, no, you say Charles Barkley walked to the castor locker room. He definitely not getting it. Not now. Not now. Right, but I mean, not even then. LeBron don't fuck with that, man.
Starting point is 01:26:45 You got to think about shit from a logical standpoint. If we all niggas, if you got to, if, let's say we win a championship and some shit. We did. All of us. Yeah, everybody. All of us. We did. We win a championship.
Starting point is 01:26:55 We won one. We won a championship. We won a trophy up. We won. Hell yeah. This nigga Chad tried to come to the motherfucker because we homies. That's the, nigga, he's trying to celebrate with us. Right.
Starting point is 01:27:06 And they turn him away. But he's like, nigga, if you just go in there and get one of them nicks pick their head out, see it's me, I'm straight. No, I'm sorry, sir. You know what I mean? So we can't do that. He's supposed to act a fucking fool. He's about, he's about, what he's going to say? You're talking about we do that for Chad?
Starting point is 01:27:20 What are you all right? Hey, man, you just go in there and get one of them niggas peek their head out. Nah, don't do that. I'll be mad as a motherfucker too. Hey, I got a job to do, man. They hit you with this right here. Got a job to do, man. Hey, man, go get Carlos.
Starting point is 01:27:33 Who's Carlos? Who's Carlos? Carlos didn't say anything about anybody coming up here. Hey, you ever had the motherfucker? No, no, man, can you just, just check the list? You ever had the motherfuck? Hey, homie. But there ain't no earpiece.
Starting point is 01:27:44 No, this is the one. No, they said you're not on it. You said you're right here. This is the one. Yeah, I hear what you saying, but yeah. Nah, no, trust me. I hear you. I hear what you saying, but no.
Starting point is 01:27:55 After that, after that, it's like, hear what you're saying, but I need you move to the side. I got to get this line. Yeah, you're, hey, you're waiting on. Yeah, just step over there. A nigga hit you. A nigga hit you with this shit quick, too. Like, you fuck with you.
Starting point is 01:28:04 Look, man. I want to help you, but, I mean. Hey, they give you this. They give you this. No, they hit you with this. They hit you with this, man. It was up to me. You would have been in this bit.
Starting point is 01:28:17 Hey, but let me throw this out with y'all, though. I did have on the 85 South hoodie at a party in Greensburg. And they were lying. And they're like, oh. Oh shit, that's right, you fuck with the Pog had. They let me skil. They let you skil? They get you in places?
Starting point is 01:28:30 Well, they was fucking with it at the race track. Race track, Spring Road, long way. They was fucking with it. Motherfuckers any, hey, I ain't had a change. You know what I'm saying? It was like, man, fuck out of here. It was a lot of change. They were like 85 pounds.
Starting point is 01:28:42 It was way over. Like, anything over 50, they doing, they fucking up. Like, he had to go in his pocket. It was like, 786. I was like, I ain't got it. He gave it to him. Fucked up, man. I'm playing Nick Cannon, man.
Starting point is 01:28:56 Who? Oh, wait a minute. Hold on, man. Nick? Who? Nick, who? Hold on. Oh, Cannon.
Starting point is 01:29:01 I'll just play it. No, did you? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So he talked about something. Yeah. But at last I heard it was cool. Now, today, they're saying it ain't cool.
Starting point is 01:29:11 Now, I mean, he, y'all might got the inside track. He threw a couple acronyms on the NBC name. I don't know that. With niggins title to it, and then I guess they got upset. What he said? Shit, what was it? Can we say it here? What if NBC?
Starting point is 01:29:24 come in here. Hey, listen. Won't you, hey, won't NBC last time in standing, we better shut the fuck up. My,
Starting point is 01:29:30 my shit over with. I bet my contract over. I don't know. Oh, never respect. You know, much respect.
Starting point is 01:29:38 He made a boss decision. If you were in that decision, if you were in that place will you be like, man, you know what? Y'all don't want me to be me. Then I'm, you know. Like,
Starting point is 01:29:46 I don't know. Like, when brother was in the dungeon, he was doing these small clubs and stuff getting ready for the special. I opened up for him in Charlotte. And I've seen it. And, you know, bro,
Starting point is 01:29:54 I mean, he did voice his opinion. He said a lot of things that he really felt, you know. But was it that, was it... It wasn't to the point where you should get fired. That's what I'm saying. Was it directed, like, at NBC, was he like, man, fuck these motherfuckers? He was telling people, you know, in the crowd, like, I know y'all y'all used to Americans Got Talent, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:30:11 But this ain't America's got talent. It's going to be a couple niggas in here dropping everything. That's what you... You know what I'm saying? You can't do that now? Hey, man. You can't say shit no more. Y'all remember hanging with Mr. Cooper?
Starting point is 01:30:21 Yeah. You remember his special. Yeah. Remember, the first thing he came out and said, this ain't going to be hanging with Mr. Cooper. Right. You know what I'm saying? Because I would have fucked both them bitches.
Starting point is 01:30:29 Like, that's what Mark Curry said when he came out on his special. And this show was on ABC. Why is it different? Why is it different? The way the world's sensitive of my niggas is like. Because of the politics of it, or the racial. Yeah. Everything changed.
Starting point is 01:30:44 The paradigm has shifted so much. I was just watching the interview. Comedians got a hundred. I was just watching the interview Mitch Green. Remember when Mike Tyson bused Mitch Green shit? Oh, come on. They got some great stories about that fight. Mitch Green was on the news, the regular news, and said faggot on the news.
Starting point is 01:31:01 When he had the coat on, right? Mitch Green called Mike Tyson a faggot on the regular news. Hey, Mike, yeah, yeah. Like, this is the, like, 1990. Like, he said that shit on the news. Regular cable. You got to think, regular TV, the nigger said that shit. Mike Tyson used to say that shit a lot, too.
Starting point is 01:31:17 You got to understand, like, you do TV, that shit went through four, five different processes. The niggas shot it, then they took it and edited it, then they took it and did something else with it, then the motherfucker previewed it, and that whole time, they never thought, take the faggot out. Take that. We can't leave that in. You got to take that out.
Starting point is 01:31:33 So that change is, now you can't say pretty much. You can't say, no, no, I don't, I don't, I don't, I feel like I don't agree with, I mean. But we see it every day, it is. It don't matter what I agree with. How many times have you seen a white person tweet a racist, some racist comment, and then next thing you know, they don't lost their job?
Starting point is 01:31:51 That shit happens every day, bro. Not actually, actually, exactly, and Jeff sessions and everybody that worked for that motherfucker, man. Except for old buddy. How the fuck you was too racist? How the fuck you was too racist to be a judge in the 80s and you were a judge now? You was two racist. Your views on race are too far gone for you to be a judge in 86. So now we have moved it along.
Starting point is 01:32:18 I learned. I watch love and hip-hop. I love them niggins. The thing about Nick, though, man, God bless him, because the beautiful thing about Nick is that he got enough money. Well, he'll be right. To where he'll be right. There's no amount of money.
Starting point is 01:32:34 Like, that's the thing. People don't understand when you get to a point where you can say there's no amount of money that can make me whatever. Yeah. Like, that means that you didn't reach the point of success in your career with your integrity where you don't, and you're not supposed to jeopardize your integrity
Starting point is 01:32:46 in any regard, but... And that's what's beautiful. But at the same time, but that nigg is in the point. position where he said that, you know, man, I'm not about to let myself go out like that. And on another side note, the nigga got to feel confident because of the, look at the roles of the positions he play in our careers and shit, like the person being the person to give us a shot.
Starting point is 01:33:06 So we are always having, and Nick, and hit even one of us and be like, hey, nigga, I need y'all come fuck with me on something. It's done. So it's like, it's good that he recognizing his worth in that regard to not say, I don't need y'all to be able to censor what it is that I say and give my opinion based on me having a job with you. So, I mean, I salute to him. Because I can't believe that they, because that's, I don't like
Starting point is 01:33:27 it from the aspect of being comedians. As comedians, we got to, like, that's our art, that's our crap. We shouldn't have to tip toe. So, so that's what I'm saying. If I'm an artist, whatever kind of artist I am, I'm, y'all don't hold musicians to this same standard. You know what I'm saying? Motherfuck, got all type of songs about
Starting point is 01:33:43 shooting the motherfucking, popping pills and fucking bitches' broke. The megos said the word that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You're going to use their song for whatever commercial. looking into that. But just because, like, that's crazy to me, man. But big ups to him for goddamn doing that. But not folding, but not folding.
Starting point is 01:33:59 You know what I'm saying? But that's the, I mean, that's the climate, man, that we live in with Donald Trump being the president, man. I just think shit is, you know, I... We don't say his name, man. We don't say... I saw a letter from from... Redis Scott King letter?
Starting point is 01:34:14 No, the, um, that was dope, but I think it's Martin Luther King's daughter, somebody in the family. They was like, this is how you got to deal with Trump. Don't say his name. We ain't saying his name no more. Don't focus on being orange. Focus on his policies.
Starting point is 01:34:27 Hold people accountable. It was a bunch of shit. I can't remember all of it. But the only reason to say his name shit matters is like if motherfucker did that shit because he a narcissist. And that's what narcissists do. You got to fuel off people talking about you no matter what they're talking about. And if you got that ability to spin it and when you've been in that bubble,
Starting point is 01:34:46 you're a rich motherfucker from New York. You way out of touch. You feel me? Like, a rich motherfucker in New York is, it's different than being a rich motherfucker down here. Like, down here, you might still see the same regular people.
Starting point is 01:34:58 Like, up there, you ain't never got to see them regular motherfuckers like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, without a bubble of security around you, the limo picking you up, like, you don't smell that New York smell like piss. You know what I'm saying? Like, because you live up there
Starting point is 01:35:12 where it don't, you know what I mean? You on the justice. I mean, I, I, somebody asked me the other day, did I, you know, do I miss Obama as a president? And my answer was, you know, it's a little different than most people's because I feel like a lot of the stuff that could have been done specifically for us while he was in office are going to be horrible for us now to the de not. For example, like, just give you a perfect example. Me and my man, 50 was talking about this shit, salute him you fifth, but we was riding, talking about him saying he's sending affairs into Chicago. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:35:42 And it's like, why do niggas outrage? Why, what do you mean? You're going to send him? Obama was in office for eight years. and he didn't handle that problem. No disrespect to him, but it's still, more niggas died. So now that the white man is here, he's going to handle it his way. He's going to handle it his way.
Starting point is 01:35:59 So it's nothing you can say or do. Like, that's how he's going to handle that problem. Obama might have been there. Obama definitely wouldn't have been able to handle it differently. He would have been able to go in there and walk to choose. This thing about it like this. Imagine what Obama would have, if Obama would have did in his first 17 to 25 days of his presidency, for us where Trump is just doing.
Starting point is 01:36:19 now in general. Imagine what that would look like. Oh, man. If he came and kids. Nick, because you imagine if Obama would have came in and started doing shit like Trump is doing now. So that's why my... Just walk up in the White House. First off, fuck your bitch.
Starting point is 01:36:32 And that cheap you can't. Hey. Hey, you know what, though? I think part of that is like, I feel you on that. Obama should have just like done what the fuck he wanted to do. And you can't, and you can't
Starting point is 01:36:46 and you can't just do what you want to do. Yeah, it's the politics, seven. certain shit he could have pushed that a little bit that I feel like he might not have pushed because he didn't want to seem a certain way but that's the thing and then you worried about and then you worried about the Democratic Party also because look that last that last year if if Obama would have really just gave us what the fuck we wanted and done whatever the fuck he wanted to do if he knew it was going to go like this he damn sure he would have done it but what he did was he was trying to make sure the shit was good to pass to Hillary yeah so I got to keep
Starting point is 01:37:17 these people right in here and make sure. I respect that. No, I don't. I'm like, fuck you. Fuck that, man. Burn that bitch down when you go out.
Starting point is 01:37:25 I respect you. Like, I'm, you want to see Barack. Nigger, I'm hitting the- My nigga. Claiming English Secretary of State. Don't give a fucking, I'm hitting the button.
Starting point is 01:37:34 I'm hitting the button once before I leave. Once before I leave, I'm hitting the button. And then I'm going to stop it. I'm going to be like, I'm going to look right to camera. Ah, I'm fucking with you. Like, that's what I mean.
Starting point is 01:37:44 Like, that's what I mean. And, and, and. Exactly, that's what we're looking for And that's, I'm saying, are you wrong for wanting to see that? Nobody's wrong for that. We had one black president. We had one, one, my nigga. And brother, you come out in a du rag one time.
Starting point is 01:38:04 So what, when else are we supposed to aspire for these things? Like, who else are we supposed to aspire to these things that we want to see as black people as far as the motivation that we need in this country? The first black president. like so we needed him to be that person to say because he said i'm specifically doing this for hispanics i'm specifically doing this for gays right i'm specifically doing this for whoever but not once did he ever come out and say hey this is for black people this is what i'm about to do right here is for black people you know what you know what i'm doing this for us that never
Starting point is 01:38:38 happened and that right there just that little bit of like nick black people are easily even if he couldn't said it, he should have just gave everybody a little money like your grandma doing. Like when you see my money. Hey man, sorry about, man, I couldn't fuck with you. Like when a nigga miss some important shit to you when your uncle, man, sorry I couldn't make you graduation.
Starting point is 01:38:58 Man, sorry, I couldn't make you graduation. Man, you know, I couldn't do it like I wanted to, I was trying to goddamn get your cousin, but this is going to be something just to hold you over. I mean, that's what I get right. It's going to hold you over until I get right now. We had one person, so I need to, and like I said, black people are real easily swayed.
Starting point is 01:39:12 Like, you don't take much. That nigga Obama got on stage and sung a note and a half of Al Green and the niggas was just like he got on
Starting point is 01:39:20 I so we're in love with you and everybody and it's like niggas forgot that you know I mean
Starting point is 01:39:29 we know our green song like we want to see you do something that's anything make it legal to take naps
Starting point is 01:39:35 after lunch something nigga like do something for niggas that is specific something you are required
Starting point is 01:39:40 to take an extra 30 we had one after the lunch We had one black president, and now that the white... He could have did something just came out on a Saturday morning. Oh, you didn't know. Motherfuckers killed Martin Luther King.
Starting point is 01:39:53 He didn't go right here. Anything. And now that the white man is in power, you can't be mad because... Came out and said some shit like, slavery didn't end of 1934. I mean, I mean, but also, also, when was the white man ever not in power? Even when Obama was in office... We had an eight-year, motherfucker, for one, we had a black person for eight years. So I know the establishment, man, me and Lowe's talk this shit all the time.
Starting point is 01:40:17 So I'm hip on all the conspiracies and high shit running all that. But fuck that. Niggas, the motivation and black people would have had that that Nick Obama would have just did. Hey, nigga, everybody get free cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster whenever you go to date, nigga. Just whatever you want anything. He could have made weed legal twice a month. Anything that planned. You know what, don't even never necessarily had to be anything negative like we're saying.
Starting point is 01:40:41 Make schools better. You know what politics need? Like, okay, like, for eight years, we had Obama, right? And we can say that everything was carried out pretty professionally, right? Like, compared to what's going on that, right? Fact, fact. So everything was professional. People he put in place with professional.
Starting point is 01:40:56 Now you see it with Trump, and it's like this little, like, petty politics, anybody can do it. Right. I think they're going to need people like us in politics that can go in there and just talk shit. Because that's what's missing. Like, don't nobody talk. Like, you letting them talk all the shit, and it's not even good shit, and you letting them run over you. Have one of us in there. You ain't going to hit an alternative facts, bitch?
Starting point is 01:41:17 I hit you in your fucking mouth. Like, come on, man. We ain't going to let that slide. Like, they let a bitch sit there and say alternative facts and did not call it lies. They still try to call it falsehood. When Obama was saying real shit, remember, in Congress, motherfuckers stood up.
Starting point is 01:41:32 A liar! Yeah. Now you can't even call these motherfuckers lies. They're going to need us, man. You know why I ain't really been saying shit? 85 South Political Party. I'm just going to go on ahead and say it right. now because you know I don't want shit to come off as a surprise of those shit but
Starting point is 01:41:47 ever since Barack and Michelle left office what you doing they've been listening to the 8th 5 oh man oh man I hope you have the long I hope you have and Obama we'd love for you to call in one day man and because now ain't no restriction now you know restrictions now you can call in and tell us all it you can fix it just call in and tell us why you couldn't fuck with us Come on, directly. Just call the 85 South Show and say, look, man. Hello?
Starting point is 01:42:15 Can I speak to the 85 South Show? Yeah, exactly. Let me speak to Carlos there. What about Chico? Big Baby. Oh, okay. He's good. He's there.
Starting point is 01:42:26 All right. I just want to tell you guys, I'm out here in Hawaii. I'm out here drinking. Doing a lot of fucking. I don't think you guys know what it's like. Are you smoking? Are you smoking? Oh, I'm smoking good.
Starting point is 01:42:37 Okay. Smoking loud. Got a little Girl Scout cookies. Drop top Hot box Fuck it up Michelle in her Come on
Starting point is 01:42:46 fuck it on Michelle She's not a dot dot My wife Man That's what we need That's what we need Let's go Clay Yeah do that
Starting point is 01:42:55 Anything you want to say In closing man Yeah man It's good to be back To be back on my show Man And just know Just know everybody
Starting point is 01:43:03 Know this Chico Bean is a host Of the 85 So I've never guessed Come on man How did the live show go? The live show The show was amazing.
Starting point is 01:43:12 Oh, okay. Oh, you're talking about the one. When is this coming out? This is going to be out on Friday. The live show was too much. Okay. The live show was turned, man. They fucked with her.
Starting point is 01:43:24 We're in the future. The live show was turned. Hey, hey, let me tell you. Hey, hey, hey. What was your favorite part, though? Man, when that nigga Seelow came in looking like C3PO, I said, boy, how many flavors you got. He had a different color this time.
Starting point is 01:43:40 The shit was maroon. When the bitch jumped up And she was like Bitch that ain't so real hell I feel like I feel like fuck out And when that one girl said she'll suck all our dicks in the back
Starting point is 01:43:52 That was my favorite part of the show That was my favorite part She did I didn't think she was going to I didn't know it was all bloke The fact I went first was the best part So I'm good You know what I'm my favorite part
Starting point is 01:44:02 My buddy agreed with that shit That Lowe said And this girl was like You don't act like that That nigga was like Bitch you better watch your motherfucker I was like Oh shit
Starting point is 01:44:11 Yeah, the best part when we made that new song Catch Me Outside, that was dope. Oh, that shit was stupid. That was stupid. Going down. This has been another episode of the 85 South Show presented to you by Backwoods and Red Bull and all the niggas who rolled weed in Backwood
Starting point is 01:44:30 and drink a red bull. For all the niggas who hide their blunt inside the can of red bull if they get pulled over by the polo. Don't give them the sauce. But that was, hey, that was too much sauce. They need to run it back because a lot of people don't know that. Y'all riding around, you got caught with the blood
Starting point is 01:44:46 and you had a soda can. No, man. Drop that bitch off. Drop that bitch off. If you don't eat that shit or throw it in there. Eat that bitch. Yeah. A blood?
Starting point is 01:44:54 You can get rid of that. Easy. One time, I did the magic trick. I stuck it up my nose, pulled it out my ear. I kept him confused. Hey. Hey. You didn't know what we're going.
Starting point is 01:45:03 Hey, that's right. My nigga, my nigga, my nigga, my nigga, my nigga. 85-time show. We all this. She did. Yeah. 85. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:45:15 80. 85. 85. Hey, hi. Hey. I want to sex with cookies. She said, forget a nookie. Wipe my nose.
Starting point is 01:45:27 Go get that cookies. Hey, yo, man. What fuck is you going to do? I'm going to dry this car. Check this out. Fuck the bell crows, rocked leaves and shell toes. Cangaroos and Velcroes. I used to keep a little $2 in the zipper part.
Starting point is 01:45:45 Yeah. Let's step out here, man. You off the coast? Yeah. All right, look good. Y'all want to cut me in on the money. I understand these children. I'm gonna say that you look.
Starting point is 01:45:55 Y'all don't want to put me in the money pool. But this is my show too. I don't know what the fuck you niggins keep putting me on a special guest. I'm gonna shit out one of you, let them know. That's how to respect this special stuff. You might add, you know, a little bit of extra to your name. That's man.
Starting point is 01:46:09 Do I look like a bitch. like that. That's not, it's not, it's by show you, when you say, oh, you say Chico Bean, man. You know, all you, niggins. They could fuck me with your chico. Well, actually, it's a special, it's a special thing, you know? Well, you know, you're from North Carolina, you know, you come down to North Carolina, you know. Give a fuck where I come from. I got it.
Starting point is 01:46:29 I got you. I was coming from the motherfucking Czech Republic. What does that have to do with what I'm saying? Right, that's true, that's true. Let me ask you one question. See, you know, you sound like the nigger from a minister society. I don't get fucked what I said, Nick. I wouldn't feel no type of way.
Starting point is 01:46:45 We've been through that so many times. I'm not only one at the nerves about that. I mean, that's because you're just getting into it and that's your part of it. Our part of it is the promotion too, but at the same time, it's a bigger burden on you because you see it every day, and you're living with it every day,
Starting point is 01:47:02 and you're working with it every day, so it's a personal failure. It doesn't nobody come for you. And it is for all of us, but at the same time, you're going to feel like, you're going to feel like what did not do to get motherfuckers then thank me i need what's the thing what what we're doing no that man you ain't doing your motherfucking job no it is you have to put me on black we're doing a live show uh tomorrow
Starting point is 01:47:22 our valentine day so you should come through yeah boy friend was that a trick question it was it was what this is we're going we're gonna keep on track of the question Yeah, I mean, we were talking about who you can bring. Bring your bill on your boyfriend like that. I got to work. That was, I like that you didn't answer the question. You can't call me. All right.
Starting point is 01:47:49 I need one more. All right. So what's the real thing? Like, you never told me, like, what? The live show is tomorrow. Tomorrow. Featuring. And what is it about?
Starting point is 01:48:00 It's going to just be about, like, Valentine's Day. Well, it's going to be like a live podcast. It's what we can be a live. A podcast line. Okay. You make you a little too technical. Touch people in person. Yeah, the people that support the show.
Starting point is 01:48:12 Then you would rock with it. Like you've been to a concert? No. Okay, so like a concert is like, you know when people you don't have more of my hands here. Don't ask me no shit like that. See how she thought she's like,
Starting point is 01:48:28 I've got to work, nigga. She's talking about. She's first 48 to be like a real boom, they can't get the deal. That's how she was talking to me. What did I do? She might have a... I know that was a gentleman question around this time.
Starting point is 01:48:40 If you have a girlfriend? No, nigga, I got a job. Fuck my bitch ass, man. She might have a guy on her. Did you all pat her down? I'm kind of gangster. Do you have a girlfriend or is if you're asking the wrong way? You're asking personal questions.
Starting point is 01:48:56 Can we like to get a girlfriend? No, too so. Not on the first date? Not on the first date? Not on the first day. All right. Respect. You don't need to know what kind of cream up with him?
Starting point is 01:49:05 Oh, sure. Salt, there you go. Check them on. I would think it would be personal if I said, hey, I've seen you on a video this day. Like, just a generalized question. You know, like that you don't want to delete the more questions or you just don't feel comfortable answering that question.
Starting point is 01:49:23 Do you happen to have liquor? Yeah, we do. Would you happen to write some? Yes. There can be in, by the way, so they're, you know. Oh, I, you know. Yeah. Do you want to get settled?
Starting point is 01:49:35 I'm a sense of stuff. I got a mouthpiece, so it's okay. See, you got brothers, huh? That's good. No, I just. You got cousins. You've been around some dudes because your vernacular and your swag is like,
Starting point is 01:49:47 you know it already know, I see. Niggas like you all my life. All my life I had to fight. Yeah. Where are you from? No, Carolina. No, Carolina. No, I don't like Pee Pablo.
Starting point is 01:49:58 Yeah. What did you do, Keone? I'm a hustler. Okay, I can see that. What else you do, though? What did you do in a hustle? I hustle hair, makeup, nails, I dance, you know, I sell shit.
Starting point is 01:50:11 What you want me to sell? I can sell it some water to a fish. You don't know if you sell weed, though. You ain't have fucked with the weed? Mm-mm. You know, let me ask about a boyfriend. You know, I don't like to get nobody no shine. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:50:23 Get your own light. See, that's some player shit right there. You stay low-key with it. You see what you've been doing. You say a little bit of nothing. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. That shit got good. Acoustic.
Starting point is 01:50:36 See him, my niggins. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Oh, you're gonna do. How bad? I'm putting this drink in this cup just so I can use it. Ain't that I ain't. Clayton pulled up. I heard that one of the car.
Starting point is 01:50:56 No, no, no, I ain't got to put shit plugged in right now. I'm watching this Chuck Berry sex tape. Oh, what's your stank an a. Stanky and a. Stanky and a. Merry Christmas With your stagg and ass Merry Christmas
Starting point is 01:51:10 With stank and ass Your stank ain't ass Your stank ain't ass You gonna go to club on crumma With your stank and ass You gonna be in New Year's End church With your stagin' ad You gonna go straight back to work
Starting point is 01:51:25 With your stagin' ad While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternated on work With your stagin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your staggin' ass. Oh, shit, you gonna be late for work.
Starting point is 01:51:39 With your stanging ass. You ain't gonna have no fucking jaw. With your stanging ass. Hey, with your stanging ass. With your stagin' ass. You ain't gonna have no fucking jar. With your stagin' app. Hey, damn your neck is black.
Starting point is 01:51:54 With your stanging ass. That bitch ain't text me back. With your stanging ass. That's all right. I'm a fuck a friend. With your stank and ass. I'm gonna do that shit again with my. Niggas selling dope
Starting point is 01:52:08 To the white folks Might do it again Nigger take this shit Broke with your stanked ass Broke with your stanked ass We in this bitch and you know we be going on hard with your staking ass Hey
Starting point is 01:52:29 I ran out of breath like a motherfucker I thought you about to chop and screw this shit I was like niggins this shit I was like nigger that was hard. Nick, even when we fuck up
Starting point is 01:52:39 the shit be hard. I don't see how you do that shit, Nick, I'm
Starting point is 01:52:42 I'm crazy exercise. Hey, but that thing is that we're going crazy with yo
Starting point is 01:52:48 shit. He'll real good. You know they open up a V-Live and a lot? But I don't
Starting point is 01:52:55 get a fuck with they open the I can't wait to see them holes dancing in the
Starting point is 01:53:00 script of a V-L I say I can't wait to see them Oh, that's at the club at Vita. I'm gonna take my dick up there.
Starting point is 01:53:09 Take that dick up there. I'm gonna take my dick up there. I'm gonna take mine too. And I'm gonna take my dick up there. I'm gonna take your dick up there. I'm gonna take it up there. I know you want some of my dick, baby. I know you won't summon his dick.
Starting point is 01:53:24 Hey, I can't keep ad liby about your dick, bro. Well, do your part. Do your part. Get Carlos dick, get Carlos dick. Like, hello, what, dick, where am I coming in? Go ahead, bro. Go ahead. Do your shit.
Starting point is 01:53:36 I'm so stuck. I'm still like, take your dick up that. I'm like, shit. I don't even know where the fuck to go. Bidst, just be looking for a nigga when I come through. That bitch, I'm about to pull up. Fuck. What, fuck.
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