The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - CLAYTON ENGLISH in the Trap | 85 SOUTH SHOW PODCAST

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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I live below a cult leader, and I fear I've angered her. Wait a minute, Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast. So we'll find out soon. This person writes, My neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals. And now my ceiling is collapsing.

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See, that's why I ain't on the tour right now. You know, going through it as men, because, you know, we come to the realization. Come on. And play a Haitian in this danceery. It's haideration and holleration. What is holleration? You know what holleration is? Who got a dancer.

Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We starting now? We start now? Yeah, right now. Fuck it.

We're just, you know what I'm saying? We're just talking some shit. It's been a minute. Oh, yeah. Give me one of them all foves. But I'm saying, though. You one of them all foves. Who got a dancer in, nigga?

You know what a dancer is. No, I don't. Is that like a discotheque? Yeah, it's a discotheque. I didn't know a disco tech, the bunch of Rhines said it. You know he comes through and wrecked that discotheque. I did not know.

You never heard of it? I thought it was just the disco. And I thought disco was just the dance. I'll be with the Spanish people. I'm talking about when I was kids. It's a discotheca. That's, they still in Spanish. That's still Spanish, though.

Teca is Spanish. Disco teca. Yeah. Disco tega get the, I think they're the ones use the accordion. That accordion. don't get burning. Nobody else's music except for Spanish people. When you

at the discotheca, though, they're playing them little guitars like Antonio Bandettis. Make it a Madeline. Gling, gling, gling o'y, glee, glik. Real fast, though. He's playing like 12 sounds at one time. Open restaurants with

Magdalene. With violins and magdalens. Nying, that was in a taco spot. That's what you're saying. Man, it was some goddamn... What they called? I forgot what they called now. With the hats, the singers.

Close the door. I don't like the door open. Close the doors. Close the doors. Haven't you people ever heard or closing the goddamn doors? Marriacci. You knew what I meant.

God damn it. Marriachi. It's a nigga talking about Lucia Libra right now. Man. I'm talking about. about. That's what Antonio Bandettas was. No, he was Desperado. No, he was a, remember

two he had his brothers in there with him. Yeah, he was a Marriacci band. The first one, he was El Marriacci. It was called El Marriacci. Yeah. Then it was Desperado. Mm-hmm. And the one dude had to get to-or-de-played. The Spanish version is still El Mariachi. No, the first one was El Mariachi.

El Mariachi. El Mariachi, the same movie, he just had better actors or Desperato. That's what I'm saying. He was on there. Remember he had his brother. and shit. They came at the end. The nigga who had the shit that cocked sideways

with the bazook in that dude. Yeah, and buddy had the machine gun and his and he was spraying like this, which ain't no

effective way to shoot. Right. You can't control that shit. Hey, you're gonna shot me in the knee. I hold the shit up on the y'all.

Either way, though, they let that shit ride. No, that shit was cold. One buddy had all them lives. That was machete. before machete.

Remember Danny Trejo? Danny Trejo. Can't believe somebody knocked Danny Trejo ass out. What happened? In front of his coffee shop. Somebody knocked him out. Recently?

Not too long ago. Maybe last year or something. Didn't he, wasn't he helping, like, the people? Yeah, but somebody still knocked his ass out. He was helping, like, criminals letting him work at the coffee shop. Yeah. So what on?

All that tough guy shit was just in the movie. How old is he, bro? He old. That's what I'm saying. He should have been arguing from inside the door. How tough he's got to be, man. He got to be like, what, 70-something? You think these Y-Ns is wild.

Wait till you see about these young Y-Ms. What's that? Young Mexicans. What you mean? Oh, they're some wild motherfuckers too. What they're doing? Shit, apparently. Punching.

people, yeah, shooting up shit, selling Fenton. Oh, you're the fell for the propaganda. Who's selling it? Huh? You don't fail for the propaganda. What, stereotype? They didn't got them people. Look, man.

Shout out to my Mexican people. I fuck with the Mexican people, but... Yeah, but not do... Yeah, I fucks with all. I fucks with the same amount of Mexican people as I do niggas. Oh, you got a limit. Like, this is to the same extent. I'm gonna get a niggas a lot more grace,

but I know that they like there's some great people over there too it's some great people everywhere but I ain't gonna fuck with the ones that ain't great no you can't now that's that trunk talk there's great people everywhere

no it's fucked up people it's fucked we want the best ones we want the best ones hey man it's some great people everywhere man look

but when it comes to man when it comes to my African Americans they just so happen to be the best There's some great people on both sides. On both sides. Niggins love to say that shit. Nah.

That ain't what he meant. They're sending them people back. That wasn't the right situation to say that. None of that shit is the right situation. Because now that you got the fans hopping out on people, you've seen this shit in D.C.? Yeah. Hell yeah.

Now the fans, this man trying everything to keep people off that list. That's what it is? Man, come on. You think that's the real. distraction. Everything he do to distraction. Any time... PBS, get rid of. How soon? All right, let me ask you this. He'd be beiving with countries that no can't do

shit. You think they're going to drop a fake list first? There ain't no fake list. I'm saying, before the real list come out, you think they're going to drop a fake one just to see what motherfuckers do? They already tried to drop. We already know some of the people on there, so they didn't already did that. Oh, they dropped it in sex. They did the soft launch. Like a mixtape.

did the pre-launch. They got to drop the unedited script, bro. They can't redact nothing. No, it's going to be, if anything come out, it's going to be a redactal. Heavily redactal.

Yeah, it's going to be a terror-dactal. It's barely any dactyl left. Yeah, hey, hey, it's more terror-edadactal. All that shit is redacted. They're going to redact all that shit. Man. But, yeah, he's trying to start the fire.

So, like, think about it, you're going to make the feds, the police, National Guard of police. Right. He did that. He just did that in D.C. But I'm saying this motherfucker made a whole Space Force. And who that's for?

Him. What they doing? Police-ass shit. They ain't went nowhere. So that's the case we try to go to space. But you don't get it. You think the Space Force to fight space crime? No.

It's to keep your ass from going to space. That means the motherfuckers guy. Occupied any space. No, they're trying to keep you. out of space, because they know technology coming. But they'll get in your space. The police are getting your space. The government be in your space already.

You don't have no fucking space. You've got a phone on you. Your space is breached and violated. Even if you turn it off. Yeah, you shouldn't have bought it. Then how are you going to function? How are you going to do the shit you've been doing? That's what comes with it.

You shouldn't have bought it. You think they're just going to let you have some shit. Yeah, no They ain't just gonna let you You gotta act Especially not now That's why we stream everything We win everything

Hey, they tricked us into that Yeah You have it till we say you can't have Yeah, they tricked us into that You bought it Don't mean you got it Say the wrong shit on here And watch us not have this no more

Why is that? Because they'll turn this shit against you They'll chop up everything You ever said And use it against you They tell you that It can and will be used Against you

It ain't never gonna be used to help you. What's going to be used again? It? No, it'll be used to help. Anything you say. Depending on who heard you and who you're talking to. But then they're going to prove their intent. Intent or what?

What's you talking about? Shit, it depends on what they choose to allow you to say. I've been peeped game. Ain't none of this shit really like they say it is. What's you talking about? We buy a lot of shit, but we don't own nothing. The shit that you can own ain't worth a fuck. Yeah.

Because think about how they got this shit set up, right? When the world's doing good, the shit, your assets, they be valuable. When the world's doing bad, they're still valuable, but they're not as valuable if, As if shit was good. Pair to pair. Then they get to making up shit like depreciation. Only when it comes to money can somebody de-appreciate some shit. You can't never go up to a nigga like, hey man, when you looked out, I appreciate that.

Then eight months down the road come through and be like, man, fuck that little pussy-assad ride. That's the depreciation. No, it is. That does happen. That happened You appreciate the shit The closer it happened The further away

It gets the less you give a fuck He ain't gonna bring him that old ass shit See, that's what motherfuckers do So that's why niggas don't Never pay you back what they owe you Because the shit doesn't depreciate You're still worried about that old ass shit Man, that was back then

Oh, you're just gonna wait for it to depreciate I see the game The appreciation doesn't appreciate But you had to learn that shit from somewhere what you're talking about it came from the institution what this I'm saying the same way that money can depreciate people can and shit that you do for people can too and that's fucked up no but money money shouldn't money don't depreciate it does but not in the way which way you're talking about

if we're talking about depreciation by something being used or we're talking about like luxury items Our money depreciate, too. And that's why they say you got to adjust for inflation. Because that shit depreciate to the point where it ain't worth shit no more. But it ain't depreciate. You got to have four to have one. It ain't depreciating. Shit.

It's an overabundance, usually when that happens, and it's not worth anything. Yep. So the value go down. So I guess that might be the depreciation. Exactly. What I'm saying is, if you put money in the right shit, it should appreciate. Yeah, but it's still got to...

It got to survive through the volatile period. No, it will, though. That's what all the RIAs and all that rough shit, that's what all that shit is for. Your money, if you put it in here, it increases this much by this percentage as long as you don't touch it or whatever. So, motherfuckers with real money,

yes, if you got fucking liquid cash, no, your money ain't going to appreciate because it's going to sit and it's going to be, you know what I'm saying? One, if it holds, up to the shit going to cost more in the future going forward so what you had so you know what I'm saying that's what I'm saying is but do you see how it took you took us as black people to understand that it's a whole other side of some shit that's going on that ain't got shit to do

with the shit over here what you mean learning about the other side of financial institutions yeah that's also the thing that's also the thing but where the cash comes come from. That was also a thing. There was a, motherfuckers ain't listened. Right. Motherfocus ain't listen. There was a generation when black people made that little middle class, a lot of them tried

to pass that shit on. You need to do it this way. Motherfuckers ain't want to do shit the way that it was. You know what I'm saying? They wanted to do what were popular, what was in the world. And then they let shit depreciate. Yeah. You see how God go back to that?

Because you didn't want you. You ain't listen when they had it And then you want to be like they didn't teach it Well, motherfuckers was taught it And they stopped teaching it because they ain't want to act on it Y'all ass ain't listened Being hard Now I'm not saying everybody knew it

But it was a good Group of people that you could have got with You can learn whatever the fuck you want to learn Especially on the internet nowadays So Ain't no more excuse For the more part It's a cold world

There wasn't ever no excuses. It wasn't no excuse for motherfuckers who ain't have. None of that shit is still made it work. So, you know. That's really the only way you can make it work. Because it'd be hard from, like, having a little sum and then turn it into a big sum. But if you ain't had shit and you turn it into something, then you turn it into a big, now you got the whole formula, though. I live below a cult leader, and I fear I've angered her.

Well, wait a minute, Sophia. How'd you know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast, so you'll find out soon. This person writes, my neighbor's been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals, and now my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they may be part of a cult. Hold up, Sophia, a real-life cult? And what is a dirt ritual?

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But you know what they say, it's all the same. It is. Once you read your certain thing, then it's, hey. I feel like everybody would want to be the motherfucker who got love. lucky, though. That shit has just hit different. Well, no, that's the problem with, you know, society. There's a few motherfuckers that do get lucky and hit a lick, though. No, everybody, that's what they're selling everybody.

They're selling everybody hope. Hoping they're that lucky one. Everybody hoping that they're their lucky one, but they're not trying to be lucky off of their own merit. That's why we got all this billionaire worship. That's why motherfuckers is worshiping money. That's why we got the whole big brunt culture.

We got all this shit where The motherfucker is hoping. That's so fucked up. Because you know what? Somebody really was one of them niggas big brough. What you mean? Who? It was a few niggas who were saying big brough to the actual big brough.

Yeah. The streets misinterpreted that and thought that he was just big bro because he had the money. But he was big bro because he had the money. No, I mean, that was his actual big bruh. Like they grew up in the same house. But this is what people value. This is what I'm saying. This is why motherfuckers look up to the billionaires.

It is because the hope. The family structure is broken. You hope a motherfucker going to give you something. Everybody want a big homie. Everybody going, oh, man, I can get there one day. But you ain't doing none of the steps. It's one thing to look at a motherfucker and you're working towards some shit. But you ain't, most of these motherfuckers, you like a motherfucker because they got money,

despite what the fuck they're doing, despite what the fuck they're saying. Yeah, you put that shit together. You can sell a billionaire. Billionaires trying to be cool. They were never cool in the past. In history, they was just the motherfucker with the billions. Yeah, they don't want to be cool for the shit that they're cool for. You're the cool, motherfucker, because you got the money.

They want to be cool, how motherfuckers is cool on the internet. And we're not having that. We got to stop that. They had to stop that shit. I'm tired of seeing the motherfuckers show up and try to be cool. No. No, but you might be on or something. No, you're the used past to the skateboard.

Stop. Since the streets love a nigga, when they're the big homies, the billionaires got to go get them some little homies and break, bread. No. We, we, we, you see what that is. What? Billionaire break bread.

It's, that. That's shit different. Nick, expect to be like the toy. You're gonna buy a nigga. Yeah. That's what they don't want. Yeah. I think it'll do, though.

It's because it's a small group of people who got all the goddamn money. They got to come up off some of that pay. Point one percent. They never coming off of them. They got to come up off of some of that paper, man. They can't come up off of it. They have to. They can't.

Yes, they can. No, they can't. They must. I'm serious, do you know that they can't? I hear you. I know the logic behind why they can't, but they have. They can't. They can't.

They couldn't give out more. Once you got that much money, once you got that much money, they cannot give out or get rid of. I never said it. Because that money is making money. If you got billions, right, making billions. I never said, give nobody shit. Okay, but I'm not even talking about them.

But this is what I'm saying. I'm talking about, if you got billions working into billions that's making money. Not billions. Your money is out earning what you could ever buy. You could have bought everything a trillion dollars. You can buy everything on earth with lots of leftovers. That's what I'm saying. They cannot give it away.

They got to do something. They cannot, they cannot share it. Do you understand? So you're saying they got their money tied up and owning the world. Yes. Yes. You're going to find out you rent in your house

from these niggas. I thought I bought my house. No, but we bought the state. Yeah, we own the nails. We own the nails that's holding that bitch together. All load-bearing studs are belonged by this property. You're fucking around. to read that shit for real all structures made of wooding is more than we can come get

that shit if we feel like it they say that at the end they tell you that and they will but what you do sign here you got it sign here you say 900 documents is my shit and hey what y'all taking my shit you signed so much shit at some point they don't even want you to write no more they're like me your taxes I do it Give me your last three checkstubs. Write your baby name right here. Let me see how much money you gonna make. What's your mama's name?

That's crazy, the three checks does because we gotta make sure this one check stub ain't a flute. Like you had a good sales month. This nigga was busting their ass on commission this month, but next month you gonna be right back to that goddamn little, oh, little eight. That they're gonna bust their ass. No, we need to see three months.

Oh, man, come on, baby. It's about where I'm going, not where I've been. You know who the next billion they're going to be. Who? The motherfucker who brings back $600 apartment. Oh, that's coming. You just got to be homeless. They got to build them, bitch.

No, you got to be homeless to get one. They're going to clean up all the homeless people. If you want an apartment, they're trying to get ready for the World Cup. Be homeless and get in one of them little communities they build. I can't believe. Big Farmer ain't came out with a drug. to bring them people back to reality. What you mean?

Like, these motherfuckers are the top scientists and shit in the world. Who? They could invent a drug that make you not want no drugs. Oh, you're talking about, I thought you were talking about cured homeless.

I was just talking about when they're going to take a pill in a shell form around? Here, with caconia, you never have to worry about freezing to death. Cacoonia. This is a white lady on a beach in a bubble.

I don't need an apartment. I live. I have caconia. You can't stab it or shoot it. You totally protect for 12 hours. You take it by accident. No, I got to take it. With this outer Deuteranium shell.

The fuck is Deuterranean. It's a plastic made out of doodil. It's none toxic. Because it's already indestructible. It comes from goose shit. Yeah, man. We're not like those other cheap shells pills on the market that cover you in toenails. I don't know, though.

What if they did come out with some anti-tribes? drugs. You think them people out there because they want drugs? I'm not saying that all homeless people on drug. I'm saying the ones who are out there on drugs. The ones who are just out there

wandering around. Well, some of them know deep down, you can't do them drugs in the house. They've heard that enough throughout their life. They know that. You got to go outside. Man. If they just had a place to go

Where everybody knows their name But it's crazy how long your brain can keep you alive In whatever state it's in Survivor mode Yeah But now you can get out of the homeless people out of the street That would be easy for the trillionaires to do They don't want to do it though

Those probably are the tricks They just be outside to see what's really going on. You don't know where they go at night. Yes, I do. That might just be really good makeup. No, they be right there. You get to know some of them. What?

Hey, man, I got a blanket for you. Oh! Leave it out there. It's my fucking hurt. Yeah, man. It'll take some help. So those are the ones that's different. It's levels to that shit

It's level to everything Yeah A runaway I don't have no I don't have no more opinions On homeless people They uh they already I know you

You already don't like them They have Hey you want to eradicate them No the fuck I didn't That's what you said on the truck No I didn't That's what they're trying to make it sound Like I didn't say that shit

You said Fuck him No I did It's not what the fuck I said They bleeped it out. I wasn't talking about them. I'm talking about somebody. You said, fuck them.

No, man. No. So they got it wrong? Yeah, they got it wrong. What you, all right. So you're saying the homeless people, what did you say? You said, you said, they want to be out. Some of them do.

Ooh, I didn't say that. But what I said was, it's not my problem. Oh, that's what, that's, okay. And then he said it's everybody's a problem. But it's not, I don't feel that way. Because the same way I don't feel like that's my problem, I don't feel like where people who do have houses live is my problem either. So you don't feel like it's your problem, until it is.

But what you, yes. Okay. That's how I look at life. So when you get some do-do thrown on you. Who's the same thing that I have? You don't know what I've been through. You don't know my whole life. When the doo-doo gets thrown on you,

man, we got to get these motherfuckers off. Can't nobody live like this? Sometimes you got to step in the doodoo of life to know that life has doodoo. There's doodoo in life. That's one of the things. That's some of the first, those were your first survival instinct. At the kid.

I'm at the city council meeting. This is the first one ever. been to. Hey, man, we got to do something by the holiest problem. Somebody do some do do do some dutu on my windshield, man. I tried to hit my, my wipers, and it just spied all over.

Almost crashed and kill my fucking self, man. Something has to be done. The windshield had to be replaced. You don't get to hit his home. No, that's not it. That's everybody, though. That's not it. Then what you said.

And what I'm saying is, it's a real problem. that has a real solution. And it's not your problem. You're saying it's somebody else's problem. What I'm saying is there are people who are in positions who that should be a priority for them. That's the trillionaires.

They could do that. We don't, those people are phantom. The trillionaires are fathom. Oh, they're not? That money ain't phantom. It's phantom. Okay. I just said they gotta come up off.

See, that's the thing. You can't all have the world and then don't exist. Yes, you can. I mean, all the world. That's literally part of owning half the world. No, no. Yes. You have magic power.

If we follow all the money, if we follow the money from different shit, like even the past, that money went somewhere. What I'm saying is, the institutions, the people that are in the position, the ones who push the buttons for real, not the people who are just talking. Not the ones who make them good as promises and shit. Not the puppets. The real motherfuckers who make the decisions around this mother. If they decided tomorrow that that was over with, it'd be over with.

And what over with? Nobody having nowhere to stay. Yeah. Not just a roundup, not a shelter. Br, it's more vacant houses in this country. Everybody can have one if they fucking want to one. but the people who own that shit they're not sitting here

trying to figure out what to do about the problem so you saying it's a two-part problem if ain't nobody going to step in and do it you got to take it

so out of the empty houses it should be more squatters no why do you be a social the homeless people be squatters then they at least got a place to stay for a while

you acting like you ain't here what I say I did. I did. All I'm saying is, as citizens, I'm agreeing with it. We have other motherfuckers in this society that we live in, right? That have the power to change whatever they want to change. We're saying it after all the time.

I agree with this. That's what I'm saying. I agree with that. I'm saying since that's death. It's not going to happen. If it's vacant places, then people got to step up and do more squatting shit. No. Yeah.

Not squatting. That's how you get to study. Well, these motherfuckers who got the trillions and shit, right? The motherfuckers who own all them empty houses. They got to get the property value down to the lowest of the loan. They got to reduce it. I believe you on Naysat. To the rubble.

You sound like they're representative. You got to reduce it to rubble. So you can buy all of it for pennies on the dollar, and even the holdouts, you just give them a little bit. So you just, yeah, you can't fix it up. That's what I'm saying. You got to buy it. These motherfuckers are so evil. They probably have a meeting once a year, and they be like, all right, we only got seven million houses for sale this year.

And ain't nobody else getting none. Whether they sell or not, that's it. No, they're best said that. They're not. No, I'm saying, that level of motherfuckers. The motherfuckers who own the ocean and shit. You don't own the ocean, Nick. Just the shit that comes out of it.

Because you can't even get deep enough to own that motherfucker. But they... Because whatever down there, that's... The motherfuckers who have the rights to the shit that come out of there. They got rights to up the top. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Muckuckers who own the color blue and shit. niggas on the top yeah you can't on the bottom not the fucking people who be arguing all day

they boss the boss's boss the higher ups because at the end of the day I'm really just a nigger still however they feel it I'm still just a nigger

trying to make it in a capitalistic society That's all I'm trying to do. I can't knock nobody else for what they did achieve or what they don't have. I don't even think we're capitalism no more. There's really a communist society. It's a hyper-capitalistic society. It's become, you know what I'm saying?

Like, it's to the point where... Oh, it ain't communism? No. It ain't. No. If anything, it's con-U-ism. Conuism. Yeah, because they conning the fuck out you.

It's kind of a mix of all of. You got to pay for everything. It's capitalistic plus everything on top of everything. Mixed with a little socialism. To make, to just trickle and bleed you a little bit more. This fee is thrown in here. This fee is thrown in there. But it's slick of dictatorship at this point.

It's a little bit of all that shit. I don't take that. I tell you that right now. You know what I'm saying? Maybe the motherfuckers down the office, maybe they're some dictator. Dictators. Yeah, they're some dictators. I ain't no dictator.

I ain't say you was one in it. They, they, they, yeah. They'll take dick. They take dick. I wonder how that name came about. It was just one mean motherfucker. And they was like, you know, you know what he do. Dictator.

That's all I'm going to tell you. That's what he is. He a dictator. My fucking won't be a dictator so bad, too. Especially up there in the office. He won't be a word. Hey. That might be why the list ain't out, though.

Oh, he was taking dick. Notation. He was dictating. He was dictating. That's wild. Dictation with no diction. Really, if you think about it, fucking going to end up being the shit that ruin the world. Like, ruin the world.

Sex. I think as a society, we probably just end up just fucking ourselves to death. It's gonna be a mass fucking Everybody gonna fuck at the same time On a random day And something gonna happen And the earth gonna blow up The earth gonna crack or some shit

Because it's gonna be too many motherfucking Standing on one side of it They fuck the world in half Fuck the world That's the movie The day the world got fucked in half. Then the shit crack and half, everybody fall into this big coochage-like substance. What?

Because it's wet down there, too. You ain't know that. So it puts it inside the earth? Yes, it's definitely supposed to... Now we got to fuck the earth back together. Shut up, man. You lost me. I don't want to pitch movies to you no more.

The title was good. I was starting over there. Let me get your version. No, no. I don't want to take away from your attention to get taken. Who says you can critique my art anyway? Me. Oh, that's crazy coming from a nigga with no ideas.

I got plenty of ideas. How are you going to just scrap mine and then don't have no follow up? Oh, a follow up? Yeah, like, what would you, how would you see it? First of all, if we go inside the earth, you gotta go hollow earth. Now there can be some pussy in there. That's what I said.

No. You just wanted more detail. They fell in some cooching. Like substance. Coochee like substance. This is all new to us. We don't know what this is. We don't know what this is.

But we know it's coochie like. It's a coochie like substance. What is a coochie like substance? Do you understand what I'm doing? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's a coochie-like substance. Everybody in there

at the same time. We don't know if this is gel or oil or we don't know what this shit is. So it's not a coochie-like substance. It's a coochie-like juice. Coochie-like fluid. Yeah. Because the whole

The whole United States of America is about to shed like a uterus lining. That whole little top layer going to fall off. You want this movie to look like the beginning of the baby boy when he was in the womb. See, the womb is a coochie-like substance. A coochie is a womb like substance. I live below a cult leader and I fear I've angered her. Well, wait a minute, Sophia.

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radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You got to go through the Cooja to get to the womb. But what I'm saying is, since we are all being in this inception, we never knew that there would be an opening. That's a koochie-like substance. Stop saying koochie like something. That's where you fucking lose me every fucking time, man. Maybe that's the movie then.

A morphist koochie blob. That's the movie. This is an amoeba. I don't know what this is. Think 80s-style horror. Because if you see a koochie. Hold on. We're switching gears right here.

Think 80-style horror. It's not a substance. That's a creature. Coochie-like substance. It's this koochie-like substance that's taken over. all the little small towns. What is the substance, man? So it's like the blob.

It's kind of like the blob. Like a jellyfish. You remember the blob? But they just showing up everywhere. And they, like, they eat motherfuckers' holes. They creatures then. But they are. That's what I'm saying.

They slimy. That's how you know they're around. And they got a smell to them. This thing talk about attacking a killer tomato. I'm talking about a Coochid-like substance. This could be a trauma film. Yeah, like Toxic Avenger type shit. They brought him back.

Mondo movies. They brought him back. For what? Caboogie Man. That's what he is now? What? That's what he is. Who?

You said Kabuki Man? That was a motherfucker from the movie. I remember the original. But they got a new one. They got a new Toxic Avenger. I mean with the original one. It's your boy from, what's you call it? You know his real name?

No. Toxic Avenger. I forgot his name. Melvin. Oh, yeah, Melvin, that's right. Remember you had the blind shit? So the new one, it's your boy from Game of Thrones. Peter Dinklidge.

He's the toxic avenger. Peter Dinklage. Yeah. Don't, hey, man. No, because it's fucked up because he already. little man and for his last name to be dinglitch that's fucking crazy don't play with my name he said some shit like that to you i ain't gonna piss them off bradda be rocking like the movie a little motherfuckin't you sitting down the headbutt you it's fucking over with me man

gonna fucking piece you up right quick wow all this hurt fucked up bloody that'd be my biggest fear getting head budded it Yeah So what What are you going to do About the financial dystopia then Financial dystopia

Yes What fuck I'm supposed to do, man Oh, it ain't your problem No, I'm saying Oh You see what I'm saying My shit My shit the opposite of yours though

What is mine? I don't know what yours is I don't know what that shit you was talking But Damn No No, for real the trillion that why are you asking me for help

ask from the top down motherfucker be asking from the down to the top that's what I'm saying don't ask me yeah they got the game fucked up they try to play the blame your neighbor they're trying to play the blame game on us with the guilt shit right but they don't have the same type of feelings and shit that we have they don't have no sympathy

They want to play on the sympathy, right? Are we asking them? That's the thing. I don't think we ask it. We just hoping for that billionaire shit. Are we asking? If you can ask me to support whatever fucking little league team, did you craft an email to these crackers

and ask if they had any budget for backpacks or whatever the fuck y'all need to do what y'all doing? Are you just going to harass me? Who's trying to get it like you? Ask them first. Ass down, ass down, ass down. Now you're down here. All right, if they said no, then yeah.

What I'm gonna do? Say the animals. Ha! They stay with me. They gotta do something. At least match eye donations. Clean up the, they want to clean up the environment. How?

Why me? Why are you starting with me? Did you stop flying around the fucking world? I didn't spill that oil. I wasn't driving that fucking bull. boat, man. Don't even let them drive shit like that for real real. And why y'all tripping?

We can get some don't dis detergent and get them fucking oil off them ducks. Hey, man, why? Them ducks is going to be all right. All they need is a bath. Hey, man, I tell you what. Fill the boat up with half don't dish detergent and half oil. Come on, man. Hey, man, that way if that bitch crack over, it's going to clean himself up.

It's going to clean his motherfuck itself up. Hey, you're a fucking genius. The ducks swim through the oil and they swim through the dawn. Get this shit off me, man. Just make sure the done is... Teach the dugs how to clean themselves. You gotta work your shoulders, duck. It's like water off a ducks bag.

The dugs said, hey, say, shit about oil. You gotta help me. It's just slippery. Help, I'm trying to. What them ducks do it in the ocean anyway. Amen. I ain't never seen ocean duck. This niggas was flying to the Bahamas.

Just let you know if you ever get some motherfucking oil on your down coat, just throw it away. throw it away. Why? Because oil, I mean, like... But you can dishwash it, right? You can put some dawn on it. You might be able to save it, but clearly... Ducks are some bad motherfuckers until some oil is around. They make that oil oil. That's why...

Because duck's greasy. They fatty. You just eat some duck fries and a duck burger out there in L.A. when I first moved out there. See, I don't be eating shit like that. I was like, just new types of yes. We eat, yeah, they turned them into burgers. I thought you had to eat that bitch hole, like a little Ian. No, it's a burger. It was hitting.

Man, that shit was too motherfucking good. Then it was duck fat fried, so they fried them in duck fat. He was bawling out there, huh? Oh, man, I was eating. This shit sound expensive. I was landing. Nah, but then you start, you realize, shit. We do comedy, right?

What a fuck money? Lighters keep going. Comedy is a nighttime activity, right? Right. You ain't really be going out to goddamn eat at night. Get your ass up. Eat at that happy hour during the day. When they got that goddamn lunch special, things be cheaper.

You can sample the whole goddamn menu. And you can get some duck fries. Come on, about half on. But it's hitting way different. I bet. That shit was snack. I saw that fruit loops about to take the toxic die out of their shit. General Mill.

He took it out. Toxic death. Now you're about to see what color were Lucky Charms really are, nigga. Lucky Charms, the marshmallows? They might have to take them out. People would buy black and white cereal. Like if they had a retro cereal, but it came out and it looked like it was in black and white, that should have go. You, you would, some people would fuck with it.

What you mean, black and white series? It's black and white. So it could be whatever, chocolate vanilla, I don't know. You just got to eat it and see? It's black and white. It looked like black and white TV. Damn. Make everything bland.

Mm-hmm. Also, some of this shit wasn't supposed to be eating how we was eating. Like what? Like cereal, we know that. Like some motherfuckers eat cereal like two and three bowls. You weren't never supposed to really do that like that. And you're supposed to eat some more shit with the cereal. For real?

It showed you that on the shit. Like some toasts. They showed part of a balanced breakfast. Then they said a complete breakfast. Yeah. A complete breakfast, niggas heard complete. They thought this is it right here. No.

Need some orange juice. some marmalade old people shit damn proserves some bacon I don't think it's a good idea to be mixing

milk and orange juice at the same time any fucking way hell yeah and it run off the school no full of milk and sick just a chicken time

bottle in your stomach just a ticking time bump. What's worse? Oh, of, shit. You get this school sleepy fucking round with your grandma.

You don't win in there a fresh, a big-ass biscuit, grits, salmon padded, you know, baked. Bass sauce. Yeah, you know what in that bitch.

Eggs like a motherfucker. Toast. You need something that's going to stick to your ribs. Hey. Yeah. I ain't working on the real, you know.

What the food do it way up on my wrist? It's supposed to be in my stomach. That's that South shit. They're going to make sure you eat if you don't do shit. Hey, you got to. Damn, bro. Oh, man. Are you saying the trillionaires ain't going to help?

No, and you just don't start with me. Don't start here. That's all I was saying. Come back here. Now you get my point. Come back here. That's my point of view right there. I'm gonna do my part.

No, yeah. But everybody else got to do their part too. And for, like, as a civilian on this side, like you said, they ain't asking up. Mm-mm. But, like, let's just say hypothetically. Hypothetically, they did. Now what?

I'm gonna start asking. Now what? You know, buddy, would. okay so you shouldn't do this but dude was on the fraud he was this stop right there that's too no he was sending the invoices to companies and the companies was just paying them bitches he didn't do no work for him he just made the shit look official he said he did work for him and he hadn't got paid and a lot of times they would just pay the motherfucker and he finally got caught but he had been running it for a minute yeah that's because one cheap bastard paid attention

and was like wait a minute I don't know when this got any money. My computer still's not working. What the fuck is he talking about? I'm standing here under a leaky roof that he says he fixed. Yeah. But if they got that, they're asking them for whatever the fuck. If you're trying to say the cats or dogs or whatever you're trying to say,

ask them first. Right. Why are you asking me? You motherfuck get divorced. wife got a billion plus don't ask me what you gonna do about the dog get them out the street I'm gonna start me a foundation the help a nigga out foundation can you help a nigga out it don't matter where you like where you're at in life you can qualify for a little help you just got to send us a formal submission we ain't got shit we can't do it all that's one of the

rules keep it non-prey we ain't got shit if you come It's purely for the help. It's help. It's not the whole thing. If you need help, then help somebody. That's the only way to get help is to give help. That's what I want to call it. Help, but it's not the whole thing.

Foundation. This help. This ain't the whole thing, though. Y'all going to help me get a job. You're going to help you. Yeah. We're going to meet you halfway. You're going to help you.

You're going to get some interviews and we're going to get you some clothes. because you got to do the hard part but this just help yeah you can't hold your hand do it you gotta want help some motherfuckers want it but they don't want to live they want you to do it for them yeah that's the crazy part about

I can't do it for you you got to be self-sufficient don't listen to me though what do I I know. Sometimes yourself. You gotta not be yourself. Well, you know you can't be yourself. Your self ain't serving you no more.

Mm-mm. That's your old self. That's your old self. Mm-hmm. Some people need to go back to their old self. Some people can't go back to their old self. They need to figure it out. Yeah.

Some people can't go back to their old self. You don't think so? Mm-mm. They try. Look at the motherfuckers who, who, it's so many motherfuckers the whole goddamn fan base or whatever be like man if they did what they was doing

when they did that can't get back to that that's because they weren't the ones who was doing it for real but also that was somebody else shit you ain't got that living no more yeah but that was somebody else shit

before you was you was accumulating when you stopped doing shit you ain't got shit to accumulate if you get around the right motherfuckers you can make some good shit I don't know about And then once you ain't around them type of people no more, the shit ain't, it ain't going to hit the same.

Because you wasn't giving enough credit to the motherfuckers who was making this shit good in the first place. Hold on, you could be around somebody. That's good. And that shit that you're doing. You know it's people like this. You know what motherfuckers surround themselves with good people, but the shit that they do it.

You know what I'm saying? Some people don't want to be, they want to do the shit. They don't want to do the shit that it's going to take to make. Make it great. Good is good enough for some people. Great. Good is good enough. It's good enough.

Bad is good enough. Bad shit get made all the time. I always say that, man. They make bad movie, bad TV shows. If you talk shit about a show, beat it out, make one better. Some people, they born good. But if they did some work, it can be. great.

Yeah. But they don't want to do no work. But I'm not here to save nobody. You can't save nobody. I can't. Don't save her. She don't want to be saved. Anyway.

Hey, man. These are deep conversations with Carlos and Clayton. You got to give them the hotline of them. I wish I had one Sure Get a whole little hop We ain't got some hip-hop shit

Playing like we're about to put a baby to sleep Gangsta and twinger twinkle little star Go to sleep Baby Go to sleep Baby Go to sleep That's what he was trying to put that baby sleep

He's trying to get some pussy That baby would not fall asleep. Wouldn't dare. And the mama was with it, but the baby was holding strong. And he said, I got something with it. Oh, I got something for that air. You haven't heard the screw-to-chop baby beat. Watched it up there.

Put some robinson on this book. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Uh. All right, bet, man. We'll be back after these messages. Yeah. You know Johnny Knoxville here

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